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Speaker 2: is the afternoon at the Kingfisher's wife's Sapphire. At hand
Speaker 2: was the weekly meeting of her women's club. She just
Speaker 2: returned home and was telling the Kingfish about it.
Speaker 3: Oh, Josh, we had the most wonderful meet in our
Speaker 3: club and had a very big turnout.
Speaker 4: All the girls showed up.
Speaker 1: Girls. What you mean girls? Them was a bunch of
Speaker 1: overripe bobbys users.
Speaker 3: George, find you always criticized my club. It's one of
Speaker 3: the oldest clubs in town. They've been going strong for year.
Speaker 1: I'll say it is the only thing that could break
Speaker 1: that out fit up is the epidemic a lot, George,
Speaker 1: that's what they mean.
Speaker 3: By Wait, George, I heard the say that Andy Brown
Speaker 3: just inherited two thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, Andy and hired the two thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: Why do you hear that hole's smooth?
Speaker 3: That's right, George, Anna has died and left it to him. Gosh,
Speaker 3: why don't you go out to inherit two thousand dollars?
Speaker 1: Look here, they're my fault that I don't hurt no money.
Speaker 1: I was ready and willing, but Marilla just won't corroborate.
Speaker 1: The pirs is long day as you feel so poored,
Speaker 1: it takes the joy out of the whole thing. You
Speaker 1: mean to say that Andy got two thousand, Now you
Speaker 1: know this is one of the luckiest brigs I overheard.
Speaker 4: Now, wait a.
Speaker 3: Minute, George, don't you try and just handy out of
Speaker 3: that money. After all, he ain't too smart. Besides that,
Speaker 3: he's your best friend and he trust you. Now, I
Speaker 3: don't forget that, George.
Speaker 4: I'm going in the other room. But you remember what
Speaker 4: I said.
Speaker 1: Hmmm, that was right. And here is my best friend
Speaker 1: and it trust me too. Chipping him is going to
Speaker 1: be easier than I thought. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Well, being Fish, I guess you've heard the news about
Speaker 5: Andy Inherican two thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Well, you know the boy is very happy
Speaker 1: about his unexpected pitfall. Uh yeah, I guess with a
Speaker 1: hunk of money like that, all the vultures in town
Speaker 1: will be buzzing around him. Yes, and can fish.
Speaker 5: Matter of fact, down at the pool hall this morning
Speaker 5: there was laying eight to five.
Speaker 1: That Jude out vatched a whole bunch of them. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm glad to hear the boy still got confidence and
Speaker 1: man right here the fire Huh. Yes.
Speaker 5: The only thing is there's a certain condition in.
Speaker 1: The world that touched them odds down considerable. What's that?
Speaker 5: Well, it seems that Andy's aunt that made this well
Speaker 5: thirty years ago, and she forgot the change it. The
Speaker 5: will states that the two thousand dollars must be used
Speaker 5: specifically for Cany's college education.
Speaker 1: Holy poor and in college? He really threw a curve
Speaker 1: with that, didn't.
Speaker 6: You even the summer that?
Speaker 1: And Andy did want to go to college. I can't
Speaker 1: imagine any college ever taken him. No, he couldn't get in. Uh,
Speaker 1: he wouldn't be Stay wait a minut, Wait a minute,
Speaker 1: give me a vulcan angle right there. If I was
Speaker 1: the start of college on my own and get hand
Speaker 1: in as a student, I could get the two thousand
Speaker 1: dollars an intuition.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's right.
Speaker 5: It sounds like you got something there, King Fadge.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll get myself a college professor's cap and gown. Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's see what else can they get to make sure
Speaker 1: that Dany would en rule in my college? Say, wait
Speaker 1: a minute, cool here.
Speaker 6: That's it.
Speaker 1: Get a gal. Yeah, yeah, that's the angle. And I
Speaker 1: think I know just the gal too. I'll have her
Speaker 1: job buy at just the right time while I show
Speaker 1: them end Yes, is she attracted? Oh yeah yeah, And
Speaker 1: I'll tell her to tell her to dress up past
Speaker 1: it too. I'll tell her to put on a new dress. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what I'll do. Well, I bet when this guy
Speaker 1: puts on a new dress, he'll really look like something. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: I wish I could say the same thing about my
Speaker 1: wife Clara. Putting a new dress on Clara's like putting
Speaker 1: stuff covers on an old sofa. No matter what you do,
Speaker 1: the lumpy shape is still there. Well, here's the King
Speaker 1: Fisher's office.
Speaker 6: I believe I'll get on in there and take a nap.
Speaker 1: With him afternoon. Well, okay, finish, I see you as
Speaker 1: already for sleeping.
Speaker 6: You got on your black night gown.
Speaker 1: There, no, no, no, any this is a jade wine
Speaker 1: college cavin gown. Oh yeah, yeah, oh yeah, I guess
Speaker 1: I have seen them before. Say, how come that cap
Speaker 1: is so flat on the flip? Oh if you any
Speaker 1: You see most college professors has flat head and so
Speaker 1: design to set them kind of smoke you see running out?
Speaker 6: Well, what is you wearing the stuff for?
Speaker 1: You ain't no college professor. Hey, that's why you're wrong,
Speaker 1: and you ain't here. I got my lifecense from the
Speaker 1: Board of Education this morning to open full fledged college.
Speaker 1: I was also entitled enrolled male female co ed go
Speaker 1: with genuine ivy on all four walls and punching football
Speaker 1: players and your market id in the college business with
Speaker 1: both peats in yeah, I understand right that you was
Speaker 1: running a college here. Oh yeah, yeah, but I can't
Speaker 1: talk to you now. And they're two business here oh years.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I was enrolling students for the false cs.
Speaker 1: Well you know, kings flash. Now, this is a funny thing.
Speaker 1: I was thinking about going to college myself, showing a
Speaker 1: oh show, just all happens. I just inherited the big
Speaker 1: hunk of money. You don't mean to tell me, Hey,
Speaker 1: I had no idea that you inhered the two thousand
Speaker 1: dollars from you rich and and the show. But the
Speaker 1: catch in the world is that I got to use
Speaker 1: the money for college education. Say tell me King, what
Speaker 1: kind of subjects you teach you here? Oh? Anything you want?
Speaker 1: And the uh spelling an electronic solid geometry pleviate geometry.
Speaker 1: The only thing that bothers me is do you take
Speaker 1: in students like me? You know, after all, I ain't
Speaker 1: had too much education. I had to leave school when
Speaker 1: I was seventeen. Oh you did, eh, yeah, that was
Speaker 1: the age limit for the third grade. All right, there
Speaker 1: was don't worry about the education. Then there, I'll make
Speaker 1: an exception your kids and ruled you as you.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but King Fish, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Member, I will look around and see what other colleges
Speaker 1: there is. Well, already that's the way you feel about it. Well,
Speaker 1: probably another student come in?
Speaker 7: How do you do, Professor Steven, I just come over
Speaker 7: to enrolled.
Speaker 1: Well, King Fish, I'll be running hell no, well, no,
Speaker 1: this is miss Simpsons. Yeah.
Speaker 6: How you do tell me, Miss.
Speaker 1: Simpson that you figured on going to college here?
Speaker 7: Well, yes, I am, but I had quite an argument
Speaker 7: with my mother, got it.
Speaker 4: She wants me to go to finishing school.
Speaker 6: Finishing school.
Speaker 1: Don't look like there's much work left to do on you.
Speaker 6: Michor Bann.
Speaker 7: You sound like the kind of man my mother walma
Speaker 7: about and bohm.
Speaker 1: I'm glad to meet you.
Speaker 4: Mister Van, You're wonderful man.
Speaker 1: I has a dog, all right. Ah, too bad rolling
Speaker 1: in my school to think you must not on a
Speaker 1: great curriculum. Man.
Speaker 6: Well, well, man, I tell you King's face. You know
Speaker 6: this education stuff is beginning to look mighty good to me.
Speaker 7: Go ahead, Simon up, Well, I gotta be running along now.
Speaker 7: I'm due back at the dance hall. I mean gonna
Speaker 7: have dass in twenty minutes, you know, mister Brown, I
Speaker 7: was soon looking forward to going to college and sitting
Speaker 7: next to handsome, intelligence, dashing gentlemen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I'll tell you what you do.
Speaker 6: If you get a chance, ditch him and meet me
Speaker 6: in the cloak.
Speaker 4: Room for you.
Speaker 1: Look like you and hurl the matriculating together or inship.
Speaker 1: That's what goes on with higher education. I'm going to
Speaker 1: hit a new altitude record. I guess everything all said
Speaker 1: then Now your college educating courses at the two thousand.
Speaker 6: Dollars a mess.
Speaker 1: But yeah, well, I'm going down to see the lawyer
Speaker 1: and tell him I've rolled up in the college and
Speaker 1: I'm coming down for the money. Yeah, you know, in
Speaker 1: college is going to be a great thing for his hen.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and I might learn something too.
Speaker 1: You mean to say that I don't get the money, mister.
Speaker 6: Phillips, and not on this basis.
Speaker 1: From since you called, I thoroughly checked around, and there's
Speaker 1: no such college as the one you described. Oh no,
Speaker 1: there's a real college. I was there, and I don't
Speaker 1: talk to the fellow that runs it, and I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: there's no record of it at all. And before you
Speaker 1: get this two thousand dollars, you've got to comply with
Speaker 1: the terms of your aunt's will and become enrolled in
Speaker 1: a legitimate college.
Speaker 6: Well, that shoe comes as a blow to me.
Speaker 1: I was hurly sorry that I can't roll in at
Speaker 1: George Stephens College, because today I met the most beautiful student.
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Speaker 1: Well they were thanks for driving me over here the
Speaker 1: lawyer stone Wall's office.
Speaker 6: I got to meet the Kingfish.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, I was glad to do it in there.
Speaker 1: And I hope stone Marler has got some long angle
Speaker 1: for you if you want a tough break getting two
Speaker 1: thousand dollars not being able to use it. Yeah, well
Speaker 1: I almost had the money, but the lawyer wouldn't let
Speaker 1: me go to the Kingfisher's College. You said it wouldn't
Speaker 1: let you go to the Kingfisher's College. Yeah, Kingfisher was
Speaker 1: all set. I was going to take a course over
Speaker 1: there in electronics. He got all equipment by breaking up
Speaker 1: the Adam and everything. Do you mean to say that
Speaker 1: he got the great big machine that Matthews the Adam?
Speaker 6: Well that ain't come yet. I guess for the first
Speaker 6: few weeks they're gonna slut him up with a axe.
Speaker 1: Now I think this whole messdown a little crazy than me.
Speaker 1: Is you trying to tell me that the King Fishing
Speaker 1: got to credit at university?
Speaker 6: Well there was no credit to do. He wanted the
Speaker 6: money of advance.
Speaker 1: Of what is all about it? Well, anyway, the king
Speaker 1: vision is donna give up the whole college idea. So
Speaker 1: he gets helped me get the money from the will.
Speaker 1: Oh he don't give up the college now huh yeah, hey,
Speaker 1: wait a minute, wait minute, it come to King Fish
Speaker 1: down the street now, yeah, well, I gotta get going in.
Speaker 1: I don't want to get messed up in this thing
Speaker 1: so long.
Speaker 6: See you lady.
Speaker 1: Hold down. Let's get right on up. The stone Wall's
Speaker 1: law office. Hell yeah, I hope we can figure out
Speaker 1: somewhere getting that money without me going to college. Yeah no,
Speaker 1: I don't forget that agreement. We don't sign anywhere. You
Speaker 1: gives me half of the two thousand dollars if I
Speaker 1: help you get the money.
Speaker 6: Yeah, well that's the deal. Let's go in in and
Speaker 6: see a stonewall got the idea?
Speaker 1: Well, hold on that stone wall.
Speaker 6: Come on in now there's your business stone A three.
Speaker 1: Nice.
Speaker 4: But you know what a fella was this in yere
Speaker 4: trying to bribe me.
Speaker 1: I put me fifty dollars to.
Speaker 8: Resign from a matching that twenty dollars.
Speaker 1: Resigns for the kids I'll get he.
Speaker 6: He know that with me are the kids he couldn't
Speaker 6: Eve wouldn't have a chance.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, well who do you representing the kids? No more?
Speaker 1: The fellow would offer me to fifth said, oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that looks going on going to California. Did you beg
Speaker 1: go anyway of getting around that? Whell so and it
Speaker 1: can get the two thousand dollars without going to college. Well,
Speaker 1: one of the legal.
Speaker 8: Angles on getting around a where is if the terms
Speaker 8: of the thing is harmful to the beneficiary, what.
Speaker 1: Do you mean it got due to the benefits.
Speaker 8: Well, you see, I had kids once where a fella
Speaker 8: had to live in a laugh got to inherit some money.
Speaker 1: I proved that the cold climate would be harmful to
Speaker 1: his health, so they gave him the money without him
Speaker 1: going there.
Speaker 6: No harmful.
Speaker 1: I wonder anywhere of proving the college to be harmful
Speaker 1: to me.
Speaker 8: Word, if some psychiatrist said it would hurt you mentally,
Speaker 8: you might.
Speaker 4: Have a canse.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but where you're gonna get a psychiatrist or what
Speaker 1: psychiatrist that would say? I know I can be a psychiatrist. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's tell what well doing? And look here I'll be
Speaker 1: the psychiatrist. Yeah that's right. Look yeah, oh that's a
Speaker 1: great idea. You give a stone wall. You know, it's
Speaker 1: surprising how straight you can think with a crooked mind.
Speaker 1: Oh man, yeah, Now before we go into the lawyer's
Speaker 1: office here, remember that I was a great psychiatrist. Man.
Speaker 1: Remember everything we've done. Rehearse now I know. Okay, King Bridge,
Speaker 1: let's go in.
Speaker 6: Oh come in, mister Brown, how you.
Speaker 1: Doing, Miss Phillips, And permit me to introduce doctor Sigmund
Speaker 1: von Stevens, the big psychiatrist and brain sturgeon. How you
Speaker 1: do excuse of rubber gloves. I've been up all night
Speaker 1: operating and just what is the reason for your visit?
Speaker 6: Doctor?
Speaker 1: Well, missus Brown here it happens to be a patient
Speaker 1: of mine and he informs me to under the terms
Speaker 1: of some will or something of who's I don't understand
Speaker 1: much about them things, you know? Uh, Well, anyway, you
Speaker 1: say he got to go to college.
Speaker 6: That's quite correct. What about it?
Speaker 1: Well, it's my professional opinion as a gnuine doctor that
Speaker 1: the Brown you're supposed to go to college? And do
Speaker 1: you any thinking his brain is going popul like a
Speaker 1: fires in balloon? Eyes in bad shape? Well, doctor von Stevens,
Speaker 1: what do you base this diagnosis on? Well, on the
Speaker 1: fact that he is suffering from an acute undevelopment of
Speaker 1: the brain. I made a discovery when I disamined him
Speaker 1: this morning.
Speaker 6: What kind of an examination?
Speaker 1: Well, I stood him up and I looked through his
Speaker 1: lef here and I all I could see was some
Speaker 1: blue and white stripes. Good heaven, what was that the
Speaker 1: wall paper on the other side of the room. Do
Speaker 1: you mean to tell me that there is an open
Speaker 1: passage from one of his ears to the other I'll
Speaker 1: say that, Oh yeah, on windy days, my head whistles
Speaker 1: like a pickleholes.
Speaker 6: Wow, this is the strangest thing I've ever heard of.
Speaker 1: Doctor, What are you going to do about it? The
Speaker 1: only thing I can do is to put a little
Speaker 1: screen and east here to keep the flies the temporary
Speaker 1: the most ridiculous tory I've ever heard. Yeah, well, I
Speaker 1: admit mister Brown's kiss this is an unusual but there
Speaker 1: it is a perfectly logical explanation for it. You see
Speaker 1: in the average man uh passage between the ears, it's
Speaker 1: filled up with a normal size briing. Missus Brown here,
Speaker 1: on the other hand, as an undeveloped bring.
Speaker 6: Yeah, ain't no figure the ping pong ball.
Speaker 1: And you mean to say that going to college would
Speaker 1: be a harmful Well, I can only give you my
Speaker 1: psychopathic opinion, that's all I Yeah. No example, Just take
Speaker 1: a man that ain't exercise all his lafe. He can't
Speaker 1: start all of a sudden without hurting himself, saying thing
Speaker 1: with missus Brown's bring. If after not using it all
Speaker 1: these years, he started doing some heavy thinking, Now he
Speaker 1: gonna end up with a cerebral Charlie horse, That's what
Speaker 1: it got rebro Charlie Hart. Yeah, that was hard to
Speaker 1: cure too. The only thing that will help him is
Speaker 1: injecting Sloan's lin him and into him him. Yeah you see, Uh,
Speaker 1: this would be a detrimental to the beneficiar and dafhoard.
Speaker 1: The terms ort to be set aside in this will,
Speaker 1: and you ought to give him the two thousand dollars
Speaker 1: down a lump some cash on, I'll give the man
Speaker 1: the money, will you.
Speaker 6: Yeah, let me have a knowledge of phips and we
Speaker 6: get on out of here. Yeah, now, just a minute.
Speaker 1: I don't know why I've listened to you this long.
Speaker 1: This is the most ridiculous, trumped up story I ever
Speaker 1: heard in my life. Now listen, Brown, The terms of
Speaker 1: your aunts will state that the two thousand dollars must
Speaker 1: be used by you for a college education as soon
Speaker 1: as you enroll into college.
Speaker 6: The love some will be paid to you and not before.
Speaker 1: But mister Lloydan, as far as your concern, Stevens, you
Speaker 1: certainly have your nerve trying to pull a cheap trick
Speaker 1: like this. Now just a miniature. Is you trying to
Speaker 1: say that I have been lying, that I made up
Speaker 1: this story about being a psychiatrist. Is you implying did
Speaker 1: I have a swingling a cheat?
Speaker 6: Well, now that you asked me, you bot asked me.
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Speaker 1: And now back to Amos and Andy. Oh, I'll tell
Speaker 1: you kingswish we might as well give up on this thing.
Speaker 1: There ain't no way to break the will or nothing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we really didn't hit a snag, all right. Yeah, we'll
Speaker 1: find the part of gold at the end of the rain,
Speaker 1: but we can't get the lit off the part. I
Speaker 1: ain't know.
Speaker 2: I'm going on home.
Speaker 6: I've regretted with the whole business. I'll see a lady king.
Speaker 6: Bis say, here comes Shorty the barber. Well, so long
Speaker 6: and hello short and hello Shorty, so long, Kings, I'm.
Speaker 8: So on kenswish, I mean hello, Klins, Hello and goodbye Kings,
Speaker 8: I mean so hello. I'm to make up your minds where.
Speaker 1: Jody? Now wait and now we're all alone here so
Speaker 1: you can put your brain in neutral.
Speaker 8: Yeah, he'll say, King's fish my by guys down he
Speaker 8: looked so down in the dumbs. I yet got here
Speaker 8: held of two thousand dollars from because how summer's am Yeah. Well, uh,
Speaker 8: there's plenty of trouble there, short hundred of times of
Speaker 8: the will.
Speaker 1: There ain't no chance of getting the money. Just think
Speaker 1: something that was ripped thirty years ago is giving us
Speaker 1: all this trouble today, Yeah, thirty years ago.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, here, it's too bad that wasn't another new
Speaker 8: will written later?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Well just uh, there wasn't. No, no, wait a minute, lady,
Speaker 1: new will. No. I just thinking here, if I was
Speaker 1: to write a new will with different terms in it,
Speaker 1: that would illuminate the old one winning. Yeah, yeah, got
Speaker 1: that that good idea. Yeah, I won't tell any that,
Speaker 1: I really I'll just say that I discovered the thing
Speaker 1: and you'll never know the difference. Then I can have
Speaker 1: him take it up to his lawyer and get the
Speaker 1: money without having to go to college. Oh so that
Speaker 1: that was the terms of the will.
Speaker 4: You know something?
Speaker 1: Terms I have to have to I got out of
Speaker 1: high school. I got an offer to go to a
Speaker 1: big medical college. Medical college, uh or just what you're
Speaker 1: going to be here? Short? Well, they wanted me to
Speaker 1: be a big sager.
Speaker 8: They want they want they want me special lives here.
Speaker 8: And because they wanted me to be a general practice
Speaker 8: and they wanted me for he wanted me for i'm
Speaker 8: a I exhibited that.
Speaker 1: Well then I gotta see you right away there?
Speaker 6: What's up? Game?
Speaker 1: Based All along, I have had a sneaker suspicion that
Speaker 1: you ann had another wheel. So this morning I went
Speaker 1: downtown to the Federal Bureau of Wills, and you enough,
Speaker 1: I found another wheel that your hand ndo, no pooling
Speaker 1: gang bass you on the level about this, go guys.
Speaker 1: And there here's the wheel right here, Yes, the latest will.
Speaker 1: Yeah it was written later than the other one, you see.
Speaker 6: Yeah, this must be a later will. All right. The
Speaker 6: ink on it ain't even dry.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Uh, this is an official will.
Speaker 1: Oh certain? And there look what's god right there on
Speaker 1: the corner there there's the official steel of the Sovereign
Speaker 1: State of Georgia. Two bowld weels on the background of
Speaker 1: a peach fit.
Speaker 6: Well it must be official. Alright, yeah, well let.
Speaker 1: Me see here, let me read you the thing. Let
Speaker 1: me get on the spect one of the pines and
Speaker 1: cracked the right one yere, both of them. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: looked like a hair on the people there. Look at this.
Speaker 1: Uh now let me see uh stay here, uh this
Speaker 1: was rich and the just this was rich here by
Speaker 1: by your aunties. Yeah, shake as she was here. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well there was the story. Understand, stay here are no
Speaker 1: old men by these peasants that this is my last
Speaker 1: will and testimony, and I really means it this time that.
Speaker 6: He sounds all right so far sea.
Speaker 1: Well she's going to see here. I here has to
Speaker 1: referred to as old Mary Brown here by a sea,
Speaker 1: that if there's any other will found before this one,
Speaker 1: it is to be undisregarded as my mind was not
Speaker 1: the sound and den at that time, and it sounds
Speaker 1: now that's what I wonder why her mind was so
Speaker 1: unsounded when she reached that first will. Well, then there
Speaker 1: she explained it right here in the next priade you
Speaker 1: read to say here when I made my first will,
Speaker 1: I had just got hit on the head with the rock. However,
Speaker 1: the hole is done filled up now and I off
Speaker 1: as a butufe.
Speaker 6: I don't never remember her getting.
Speaker 1: Hit on the head with no rock. Well, probably didn't
Speaker 1: want to worry.
Speaker 3: And you know how you had.
Speaker 1: Yere? Is she going to see here? I wanted to
Speaker 1: leave my love and nephew handwigs Brown the sum of
Speaker 1: two thousand dollars.
Speaker 5: Please see that this is.
Speaker 1: In cash and has no strings at text. Can't she
Speaker 1: closes the world here by saying please excuse the handwrit
Speaker 1: and as high sinking fast signed your late an Mary.
Speaker 6: That really put a new angle on the thing. What
Speaker 6: do we do now?
Speaker 1: Well we call her mister Phillips. The lawyer. And wait
Speaker 1: a minute, I get him on the phone. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: I'll tell him. You see, that's why you got to
Speaker 1: tell these men. You're just telling him that you found
Speaker 1: the new will and that you're gonna bring it down
Speaker 1: to him and collect the money. Does it?
Speaker 6: Hello?
Speaker 1: Hello, mus Phillips. I called him for missa Brown. He
Speaker 1: just don't found a new will of his aunt. Look.
Speaker 1: I recognize your voice, Stevens, and this sounds like another
Speaker 1: one of your phony schemes.
Speaker 6: I guarantee you.
Speaker 1: If you can come here with any fake will, I'll
Speaker 1: have a law. Goodbye, No, I said goodbye.
Speaker 6: What'd he say?
Speaker 1: He said for you to come down with it right away.
Speaker 1: That's what it gets, right right, King Fish. And then
Speaker 1: when they give me the two thousand, by me and
Speaker 1: you can split a cord in our agreement, said, well,
Speaker 1: an me just one thing before you take it over.
Speaker 1: I've been thinking it would be a little selfish on
Speaker 1: my part to take a thousand dollars of your money.
Speaker 1: I tell you what they're going to do, and I'll
Speaker 1: tear up. There's agreement right now if you will give
Speaker 1: me a hundred dollars cash, well, King Fish, that is swell.
Speaker 6: Are you. Only thing is I just got seventy five
Speaker 6: dollars on me.
Speaker 1: But that's what I say. I'll do a seventy five dollars.
Speaker 6: All right, here is King King, Okay, okay, here to say.
Speaker 1: I take the seventy five and I stand up. Just
Speaker 1: agreement right here, Dad, They look at Oh boy, when
Speaker 1: I take this will down to the lawyer, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: be took care for the rest of my days. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: at least for about sixty man away, Yeah, honey, yeah,
Speaker 1: you is seventy five dollars. Cool cash. I made it yesterday.
Speaker 4: Oh John, that's wonderful.
Speaker 3: Why did you get it?
Speaker 1: Well, never mind, honey, I got it. And that's the
Speaker 1: important thing. And you really got to believe it when
Speaker 1: I tell you you is got a smart husband, Honey,
Speaker 1: I tool bet I'll get that. Honey. Hello, that king. Hello.
Speaker 1: Then how'd you make a goud yesterday down at the
Speaker 1: lawyer's office. Well, I went down there and I man not,
Speaker 1: don't blame me if you was on the dumb side it,
Speaker 1: And I don't know it's smarter you Again, I was
Speaker 1: thinking of seventy five dollars you give me was better
Speaker 1: than a thousand dollars. I was never going to see
Speaker 1: what are.
Speaker 6: You talking about, kingfish? Just take a look at this role.
Speaker 6: Yeah two thousand smacker roots.
Speaker 1: And where you get that money from?
Speaker 6: Well?
Speaker 1: I got in college, all right, look here, I even't
Speaker 1: got my freshman beanie. Alright, Hey, wait a minute, Where
Speaker 1: a minute? What deminition stand for on that cap you
Speaker 1: got on your head there, ladc They stand for.
Speaker 6: The Lenox Avenue barber College.
Speaker 1: Oh wait a minute. You know, amas, the smart people
Speaker 1: and business ain't the ones that is just on the ball.
Speaker 1: They are the ones that start the ball rolling. Yeah.
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