WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.400 --> 00:00:02.919 Amos is Sunday again. Yes, Sunday is right, and don't 2 00:00:02.960 --> 00:00:05.679 forget we are going to radio ever Sunday Andy for Renso. Yeah, 3 00:00:05.679 --> 00:00:08.279 and here comes Ken Company. Now at the biggest news 4 00:00:08.279 --> 00:00:10.160 Inrenzo's history. Let's listen to them. 5 00:00:10.199 --> 00:00:13.640 It's the biggest news ever. It's new nineteen fifty Rensol 6 00:00:13.800 --> 00:00:17.199 with solium, a full year ahead of time. New nineteen 7 00:00:17.280 --> 00:00:21.039 fifty Rensol has three times a widerwashing action of any 8 00:00:21.160 --> 00:00:21.760 other soul. 9 00:00:22.160 --> 00:00:23.000 What more about that? 10 00:00:23.039 --> 00:00:24.879 In a few minutes. Now leave her Brother's company and 11 00:00:24.879 --> 00:00:37.000 new nineteen fifty Rensto bring you the Amos and Andy Show. Yes, 12 00:00:37.119 --> 00:00:39.479 Sir Leaver Brother's Company, the makers of Wrensto brings you 13 00:00:39.479 --> 00:00:41.039 a bull half hour of entertainment with. 14 00:00:40.920 --> 00:00:41.960 Wil Lubin, Eddie Green. 15 00:00:41.880 --> 00:00:44.920 Ernestine Way that you believe, Jeff Alexander's Orchestra, Chorus and 16 00:00:45.079 --> 00:00:59.560 Radio is all time favorite. Amos and Andy. Wow, this 17 00:00:59.759 --> 00:01:02.320 is the afternoon at the Kingfisher's wife's Sapphire. At hand 18 00:01:02.439 --> 00:01:04.400 was the weekly meeting of her women's club. She just 19 00:01:04.439 --> 00:01:06.560 returned home and was telling the Kingfish about it. 20 00:01:06.760 --> 00:01:09.400 Oh, Josh, we had the most wonderful meet in our 21 00:01:09.439 --> 00:01:11.120 club and had a very big turnout. 22 00:01:11.480 --> 00:01:12.640 All the girls showed up. 23 00:01:12.879 --> 00:01:15.439 Girls. What you mean girls? Them was a bunch of 24 00:01:15.480 --> 00:01:20.040 overripe bobbys users. 25 00:01:18.280 --> 00:01:21.319 George, find you always criticized my club. It's one of 26 00:01:21.359 --> 00:01:24.159 the oldest clubs in town. They've been going strong for year. 27 00:01:24.280 --> 00:01:25.879 I'll say it is the only thing that could break 28 00:01:25.879 --> 00:01:27.760 that out fit up is the epidemic a lot, George, 29 00:01:27.760 --> 00:01:28.599 that's what they mean. 30 00:01:30.280 --> 00:01:32.359 By Wait, George, I heard the say that Andy Brown 31 00:01:32.480 --> 00:01:33.920 just inherited two thousand dollars. 32 00:01:33.959 --> 00:01:36.359 Wait a minute, Andy and hired the two thousand dollars. 33 00:01:36.439 --> 00:01:37.920 Why do you hear that hole's smooth? 34 00:01:38.159 --> 00:01:42.239 That's right, George, Anna has died and left it to him. Gosh, 35 00:01:42.280 --> 00:01:44.519 why don't you go out to inherit two thousand dollars? 36 00:01:45.439 --> 00:01:48.000 Look here, they're my fault that I don't hurt no money. 37 00:01:48.120 --> 00:01:51.079 I was ready and willing, but Marilla just won't corroborate. 38 00:01:52.480 --> 00:01:54.560 The pirs is long day as you feel so poored, 39 00:01:54.640 --> 00:01:58.079 it takes the joy out of the whole thing. You 40 00:01:58.200 --> 00:02:00.400 mean to say that Andy got two thousand, Now you 41 00:02:00.400 --> 00:02:02.239 know this is one of the luckiest brigs I overheard. 42 00:02:02.280 --> 00:02:02.840 Now, wait a. 43 00:02:02.760 --> 00:02:05.200 Minute, George, don't you try and just handy out of 44 00:02:05.200 --> 00:02:07.719 that money. After all, he ain't too smart. Besides that, 45 00:02:07.799 --> 00:02:09.719 he's your best friend and he trust you. Now, I 46 00:02:09.719 --> 00:02:10.919 don't forget that, George. 47 00:02:11.039 --> 00:02:13.039 I'm going in the other room. But you remember what 48 00:02:13.120 --> 00:02:13.560 I said. 49 00:02:14.560 --> 00:02:18.680 Hmmm, that was right. And here is my best friend 50 00:02:19.599 --> 00:02:22.560 and it trust me too. Chipping him is going to 51 00:02:22.639 --> 00:02:32.039 be easier than I thought. Yeah. 52 00:02:32.080 --> 00:02:34.159 Well, being Fish, I guess you've heard the news about 53 00:02:34.159 --> 00:02:35.759 Andy Inherican two thousand dollars. 54 00:02:35.800 --> 00:02:38.599 Oh yeah, Well, you know the boy is very happy 55 00:02:38.599 --> 00:02:42.719 about his unexpected pitfall. Uh yeah, I guess with a 56 00:02:42.800 --> 00:02:44.919 hunk of money like that, all the vultures in town 57 00:02:45.000 --> 00:02:47.360 will be buzzing around him. Yes, and can fish. 58 00:02:47.400 --> 00:02:49.240 Matter of fact, down at the pool hall this morning 59 00:02:49.280 --> 00:02:50.639 there was laying eight to five. 60 00:02:50.439 --> 00:02:55.199 That Jude out vatched a whole bunch of them. Well, 61 00:02:55.560 --> 00:02:57.479 I'm glad to hear the boy still got confidence and 62 00:02:57.560 --> 00:02:59.719 man right here the fire Huh. Yes. 63 00:03:00.000 --> 00:03:02.879 The only thing is there's a certain condition in. 64 00:03:02.800 --> 00:03:05.639 The world that touched them odds down considerable. What's that? 65 00:03:06.080 --> 00:03:08.479 Well, it seems that Andy's aunt that made this well 66 00:03:08.599 --> 00:03:10.879 thirty years ago, and she forgot the change it. The 67 00:03:10.919 --> 00:03:13.400 will states that the two thousand dollars must be used 68 00:03:13.400 --> 00:03:15.560 specifically for Cany's college education. 69 00:03:16.120 --> 00:03:20.439 Holy poor and in college? He really threw a curve 70 00:03:20.479 --> 00:03:21.240 with that, didn't. 71 00:03:21.039 --> 00:03:23.439 You even the summer that? 72 00:03:23.479 --> 00:03:25.280 And Andy did want to go to college. I can't 73 00:03:25.319 --> 00:03:28.800 imagine any college ever taken him. No, he couldn't get in. Uh, 74 00:03:29.439 --> 00:03:31.319 he wouldn't be Stay wait a minut, Wait a minute, 75 00:03:32.159 --> 00:03:36.719 give me a vulcan angle right there. If I was 76 00:03:36.719 --> 00:03:38.960 the start of college on my own and get hand 77 00:03:39.039 --> 00:03:41.000 in as a student, I could get the two thousand 78 00:03:41.000 --> 00:03:41.879 dollars an intuition. 79 00:03:42.319 --> 00:03:43.360 Yeah, it's right. 80 00:03:43.439 --> 00:03:45.319 It sounds like you got something there, King Fadge. 81 00:03:45.400 --> 00:03:48.879 Yeah, I'll get myself a college professor's cap and gown. Yeah, 82 00:03:48.960 --> 00:03:50.400 let's see what else can they get to make sure 83 00:03:50.400 --> 00:03:52.560 that Dany would en rule in my college? Say, wait 84 00:03:52.560 --> 00:03:53.719 a minute, cool here. 85 00:03:53.639 --> 00:03:53.960 That's it. 86 00:03:54.520 --> 00:03:56.960 Get a gal. Yeah, yeah, that's the angle. And I 87 00:03:56.960 --> 00:03:58.719 think I know just the gal too. I'll have her 88 00:03:59.000 --> 00:04:01.319 job buy at just the right time while I show 89 00:04:01.360 --> 00:04:03.759 them end Yes, is she attracted? Oh yeah yeah, And 90 00:04:03.759 --> 00:04:05.879 I'll tell her to tell her to dress up past 91 00:04:05.919 --> 00:04:07.879 it too. I'll tell her to put on a new dress. Yeah, 92 00:04:07.919 --> 00:04:09.759 that's what I'll do. Well, I bet when this guy 93 00:04:09.840 --> 00:04:12.400 puts on a new dress, he'll really look like something. Yeah, well, 94 00:04:12.400 --> 00:04:14.080 I wish I could say the same thing about my 95 00:04:14.159 --> 00:04:17.199 wife Clara. Putting a new dress on Clara's like putting 96 00:04:17.199 --> 00:04:21.319 stuff covers on an old sofa. No matter what you do, 97 00:04:21.519 --> 00:04:34.079 the lumpy shape is still there. Well, here's the King 98 00:04:34.160 --> 00:04:35.079 Fisher's office. 99 00:04:35.279 --> 00:04:37.439 I believe I'll get on in there and take a nap. 100 00:04:37.240 --> 00:04:42.079 With him afternoon. Well, okay, finish, I see you as 101 00:04:42.120 --> 00:04:42.920 already for sleeping. 102 00:04:42.959 --> 00:04:44.199 You got on your black night gown. 103 00:04:44.240 --> 00:04:46.959 There, no, no, no, any this is a jade wine 104 00:04:47.040 --> 00:04:49.920 college cavin gown. Oh yeah, yeah, oh yeah, I guess 105 00:04:49.920 --> 00:04:52.279 I have seen them before. Say, how come that cap 106 00:04:52.399 --> 00:04:54.160 is so flat on the flip? Oh if you any 107 00:04:54.199 --> 00:04:56.160 You see most college professors has flat head and so 108 00:04:56.279 --> 00:04:58.279 design to set them kind of smoke you see running out? 109 00:04:59.360 --> 00:05:00.879 Well, what is you wearing the stuff for? 110 00:05:01.199 --> 00:05:03.399 You ain't no college professor. Hey, that's why you're wrong, 111 00:05:03.439 --> 00:05:06.360 and you ain't here. I got my lifecense from the 112 00:05:06.360 --> 00:05:08.720 Board of Education this morning to open full fledged college. 113 00:05:09.079 --> 00:05:12.000 I was also entitled enrolled male female co ed go 114 00:05:12.160 --> 00:05:14.680 with genuine ivy on all four walls and punching football 115 00:05:14.720 --> 00:05:18.399 players and your market id in the college business with 116 00:05:18.439 --> 00:05:21.720 both peats in yeah, I understand right that you was 117 00:05:21.759 --> 00:05:24.480 running a college here. Oh yeah, yeah, but I can't 118 00:05:24.480 --> 00:05:26.600 talk to you now. And they're two business here oh years. 119 00:05:26.759 --> 00:05:30.600 Oh yeah, I was enrolling students for the false cs. 120 00:05:31.839 --> 00:05:34.160 Well you know, kings flash. Now, this is a funny thing. 121 00:05:34.399 --> 00:05:36.480 I was thinking about going to college myself, showing a 122 00:05:36.839 --> 00:05:39.160 oh show, just all happens. I just inherited the big 123 00:05:39.199 --> 00:05:42.759 hunk of money. You don't mean to tell me, Hey, 124 00:05:42.800 --> 00:05:44.759 I had no idea that you inhered the two thousand 125 00:05:44.759 --> 00:05:49.040 dollars from you rich and and the show. But the 126 00:05:49.120 --> 00:05:50.920 catch in the world is that I got to use 127 00:05:50.920 --> 00:05:54.000 the money for college education. Say tell me King, what 128 00:05:54.079 --> 00:05:57.120 kind of subjects you teach you here? Oh? Anything you want? 129 00:05:57.160 --> 00:06:03.240 And the uh spelling an electronic solid geometry pleviate geometry. 130 00:06:04.160 --> 00:06:06.000 The only thing that bothers me is do you take 131 00:06:06.040 --> 00:06:08.680 in students like me? You know, after all, I ain't 132 00:06:08.720 --> 00:06:11.240 had too much education. I had to leave school when 133 00:06:11.279 --> 00:06:13.680 I was seventeen. Oh you did, eh, yeah, that was 134 00:06:13.680 --> 00:06:17.240 the age limit for the third grade. All right, there 135 00:06:17.319 --> 00:06:19.279 was don't worry about the education. Then there, I'll make 136 00:06:19.279 --> 00:06:21.000 an exception your kids and ruled you as you. 137 00:06:21.600 --> 00:06:22.839 Yeah, but King Fish, I don't know. 138 00:06:23.000 --> 00:06:25.319 Member, I will look around and see what other colleges 139 00:06:25.360 --> 00:06:29.079 there is. Well, already that's the way you feel about it. Well, 140 00:06:29.079 --> 00:06:30.600 probably another student come in? 141 00:06:31.920 --> 00:06:35.360 How do you do, Professor Steven, I just come over 142 00:06:35.480 --> 00:06:36.879 to enrolled. 143 00:06:37.079 --> 00:06:46.399 Well, King Fish, I'll be running hell no, well, no, 144 00:06:46.680 --> 00:06:48.160 this is miss Simpsons. Yeah. 145 00:06:48.279 --> 00:06:50.759 How you do tell me, Miss. 146 00:06:50.639 --> 00:06:52.720 Simpson that you figured on going to college here? 147 00:06:52.920 --> 00:06:55.480 Well, yes, I am, but I had quite an argument 148 00:06:55.519 --> 00:06:56.519 with my mother, got it. 149 00:06:56.639 --> 00:06:58.360 She wants me to go to finishing school. 150 00:06:58.600 --> 00:06:59.399 Finishing school. 151 00:07:00.040 --> 00:07:08.879 Don't look like there's much work left to do on you. 152 00:07:05.680 --> 00:07:06.279 Michor Bann. 153 00:07:06.399 --> 00:07:08.680 You sound like the kind of man my mother walma 154 00:07:08.720 --> 00:07:09.759 about and bohm. 155 00:07:09.839 --> 00:07:10.879 I'm glad to meet you. 156 00:07:13.279 --> 00:07:14.879 Mister Van, You're wonderful man. 157 00:07:17.680 --> 00:07:23.680 I has a dog, all right. Ah, too bad rolling 158 00:07:23.720 --> 00:07:25.920 in my school to think you must not on a 159 00:07:25.920 --> 00:07:26.759 great curriculum. Man. 160 00:07:29.199 --> 00:07:31.839 Well, well, man, I tell you King's face. You know 161 00:07:31.959 --> 00:07:34.360 this education stuff is beginning to look mighty good to me. 162 00:07:35.000 --> 00:07:37.720 Go ahead, Simon up, Well, I gotta be running along now. 163 00:07:37.759 --> 00:07:39.959 I'm due back at the dance hall. I mean gonna 164 00:07:39.959 --> 00:07:42.920 have dass in twenty minutes, you know, mister Brown, I 165 00:07:43.000 --> 00:07:45.879 was soon looking forward to going to college and sitting 166 00:07:45.920 --> 00:07:49.600 next to handsome, intelligence, dashing gentlemen. 167 00:07:50.600 --> 00:07:52.120 Yeah, well, I'll tell you what you do. 168 00:07:53.000 --> 00:07:55.279 If you get a chance, ditch him and meet me 169 00:07:55.319 --> 00:07:55.959 in the cloak. 170 00:07:55.759 --> 00:07:56.160 Room for you. 171 00:07:59.639 --> 00:08:03.120 Look like you and hurl the matriculating together or inship. 172 00:08:03.319 --> 00:08:05.839 That's what goes on with higher education. I'm going to 173 00:08:05.920 --> 00:08:10.600 hit a new altitude record. I guess everything all said 174 00:08:10.639 --> 00:08:13.399 then Now your college educating courses at the two thousand. 175 00:08:13.160 --> 00:08:14.279 Dollars a mess. 176 00:08:14.399 --> 00:08:17.120 But yeah, well, I'm going down to see the lawyer 177 00:08:17.160 --> 00:08:18.800 and tell him I've rolled up in the college and 178 00:08:18.839 --> 00:08:20.560 I'm coming down for the money. Yeah, you know, in 179 00:08:20.959 --> 00:08:22.720 college is going to be a great thing for his hen. 180 00:08:22.879 --> 00:08:24.680 Yeah, and I might learn something too. 181 00:08:33.360 --> 00:08:35.360 You mean to say that I don't get the money, mister. 182 00:08:35.159 --> 00:08:36.600 Phillips, and not on this basis. 183 00:08:36.600 --> 00:08:39.360 From since you called, I thoroughly checked around, and there's 184 00:08:39.399 --> 00:08:41.720 no such college as the one you described. Oh no, 185 00:08:42.200 --> 00:08:44.639 there's a real college. I was there, and I don't 186 00:08:44.679 --> 00:08:46.559 talk to the fellow that runs it, and I'm sorry, 187 00:08:46.559 --> 00:08:48.600 there's no record of it at all. And before you 188 00:08:48.639 --> 00:08:50.879 get this two thousand dollars, you've got to comply with 189 00:08:50.879 --> 00:08:52.759 the terms of your aunt's will and become enrolled in 190 00:08:52.840 --> 00:08:54.000 a legitimate college. 191 00:08:54.200 --> 00:08:55.960 Well, that shoe comes as a blow to me. 192 00:08:56.799 --> 00:08:58.799 I was hurly sorry that I can't roll in at 193 00:08:58.799 --> 00:09:03.120 George Stephens College, because today I met the most beautiful student. 194 00:09:03.159 --> 00:09:04.480 Buddy. I don't ever seek. 195 00:09:15.039 --> 00:09:18.480 Give me a song to sing, happy song to sing 196 00:09:25.320 --> 00:09:29.919 tom thing. The world's made divide in polic and so 197 00:09:30.200 --> 00:09:36.919 the lafe and to the life abound to be a melancholage, 198 00:09:37.559 --> 00:09:43.279 to blind inside, to bind and tide. I love to 199 00:09:43.360 --> 00:09:45.240 spend the time of saying it. 200 00:09:45.320 --> 00:09:47.919 I'm happy, som happy. 201 00:09:48.799 --> 00:09:52.399 To stand the music holly ring it. 202 00:09:53.120 --> 00:09:54.039 It's all. 203 00:09:54.840 --> 00:10:00.000 It's music down the body. 204 00:10:00.720 --> 00:10:06.840 Listen, listen, there's some music sounds upon peculy panicula, peculy panicula. 205 00:10:07.840 --> 00:10:15.120 Music everywhere, Lila, my head music and your music in 206 00:10:15.279 --> 00:10:32.000 the my head? 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And now back 227 00:12:06.039 --> 00:12:07.000 to Amoson And. 228 00:12:20.240 --> 00:12:22.000 Well they were thanks for driving me over here the 229 00:12:22.080 --> 00:12:23.240 lawyer stone Wall's office. 230 00:12:23.279 --> 00:12:24.240 I got to meet the Kingfish. 231 00:12:24.360 --> 00:12:26.080 Yeah. Well, I was glad to do it in there. 232 00:12:26.120 --> 00:12:29.000 And I hope stone Marler has got some long angle 233 00:12:29.120 --> 00:12:31.200 for you if you want a tough break getting two 234 00:12:31.200 --> 00:12:33.559 thousand dollars not being able to use it. Yeah, well 235 00:12:33.639 --> 00:12:35.679 I almost had the money, but the lawyer wouldn't let 236 00:12:35.679 --> 00:12:38.120 me go to the Kingfisher's College. You said it wouldn't 237 00:12:38.159 --> 00:12:41.000 let you go to the Kingfisher's College. Yeah, Kingfisher was 238 00:12:41.039 --> 00:12:42.879 all set. I was going to take a course over 239 00:12:42.919 --> 00:12:45.679 there in electronics. He got all equipment by breaking up 240 00:12:45.679 --> 00:12:47.240 the Adam and everything. Do you mean to say that 241 00:12:47.320 --> 00:12:49.519 he got the great big machine that Matthews the Adam? 242 00:12:49.679 --> 00:12:52.200 Well that ain't come yet. I guess for the first 243 00:12:52.240 --> 00:12:53.919 few weeks they're gonna slut him up with a axe. 244 00:12:55.879 --> 00:12:57.840 Now I think this whole messdown a little crazy than me. 245 00:12:58.200 --> 00:12:59.960 Is you trying to tell me that the King Fishing 246 00:13:00.080 --> 00:13:01.440 got to credit at university? 247 00:13:01.679 --> 00:13:03.759 Well there was no credit to do. He wanted the 248 00:13:03.840 --> 00:13:05.080 money of advance. 249 00:13:06.159 --> 00:13:08.120 Of what is all about it? Well, anyway, the king 250 00:13:08.200 --> 00:13:10.480 vision is donna give up the whole college idea. So 251 00:13:10.720 --> 00:13:12.559 he gets helped me get the money from the will. 252 00:13:12.759 --> 00:13:14.919 Oh he don't give up the college now huh yeah, hey, 253 00:13:14.919 --> 00:13:16.200 wait a minute, wait minute, it come to King Fish 254 00:13:16.200 --> 00:13:17.919 down the street now, yeah, well, I gotta get going in. 255 00:13:18.039 --> 00:13:19.360 I don't want to get messed up in this thing 256 00:13:19.399 --> 00:13:19.679 so long. 257 00:13:20.000 --> 00:13:20.679 See you lady. 258 00:13:23.120 --> 00:13:25.559 Hold down. Let's get right on up. The stone Wall's 259 00:13:25.600 --> 00:13:27.399 law office. Hell yeah, I hope we can figure out 260 00:13:27.440 --> 00:13:30.000 somewhere getting that money without me going to college. Yeah no, 261 00:13:30.200 --> 00:13:32.559 I don't forget that agreement. We don't sign anywhere. You 262 00:13:32.639 --> 00:13:35.000 gives me half of the two thousand dollars if I 263 00:13:35.120 --> 00:13:35.919 help you get the money. 264 00:13:36.000 --> 00:13:37.639 Yeah, well that's the deal. Let's go in in and 265 00:13:37.679 --> 00:13:38.919 see a stonewall got the idea? 266 00:13:39.679 --> 00:13:41.120 Well, hold on that stone wall. 267 00:13:42.240 --> 00:13:47.519 Come on in now there's your business stone A three. 268 00:13:47.799 --> 00:13:48.159 Nice. 269 00:13:48.320 --> 00:13:51.320 But you know what a fella was this in yere 270 00:13:51.399 --> 00:13:52.600 trying to bribe me. 271 00:13:53.559 --> 00:13:55.159 I put me fifty dollars to. 272 00:13:55.240 --> 00:13:58.320 Resign from a matching that twenty dollars. 273 00:13:58.200 --> 00:14:00.200 Resigns for the kids I'll get he. 274 00:14:00.240 --> 00:14:02.320 He know that with me are the kids he couldn't 275 00:14:02.320 --> 00:14:03.440 Eve wouldn't have a chance. 276 00:14:03.559 --> 00:14:05.759 Yeah, yeah, well who do you representing the kids? No more? 277 00:14:05.919 --> 00:14:08.080 The fellow would offer me to fifth said, oh yeah, yeah, 278 00:14:10.519 --> 00:14:13.279 that looks going on going to California. Did you beg 279 00:14:13.320 --> 00:14:15.840 go anyway of getting around that? Whell so and it 280 00:14:15.879 --> 00:14:18.399 can get the two thousand dollars without going to college. Well, 281 00:14:18.559 --> 00:14:19.720 one of the legal. 282 00:14:19.519 --> 00:14:22.240 Angles on getting around a where is if the terms 283 00:14:22.279 --> 00:14:24.639 of the thing is harmful to the beneficiary, what. 284 00:14:24.639 --> 00:14:25.960 Do you mean it got due to the benefits. 285 00:14:26.000 --> 00:14:28.559 Well, you see, I had kids once where a fella 286 00:14:28.679 --> 00:14:30.919 had to live in a laugh got to inherit some money. 287 00:14:31.440 --> 00:14:35.039 I proved that the cold climate would be harmful to 288 00:14:35.159 --> 00:14:37.879 his health, so they gave him the money without him 289 00:14:37.919 --> 00:14:38.360 going there. 290 00:14:38.519 --> 00:14:39.080 No harmful. 291 00:14:39.720 --> 00:14:42.039 I wonder anywhere of proving the college to be harmful 292 00:14:42.080 --> 00:14:42.240 to me. 293 00:14:43.679 --> 00:14:46.759 Word, if some psychiatrist said it would hurt you mentally, 294 00:14:47.080 --> 00:14:47.639 you might. 295 00:14:47.600 --> 00:14:48.200 Have a canse. 296 00:14:48.440 --> 00:14:50.399 Yeah, but where you're gonna get a psychiatrist or what 297 00:14:50.559 --> 00:14:56.039 psychiatrist that would say? I know I can be a psychiatrist. Yeah, 298 00:14:56.120 --> 00:14:57.600 that's tell what well doing? And look here I'll be 299 00:14:57.679 --> 00:15:00.559 the psychiatrist. Yeah that's right. Look yeah, oh that's a 300 00:15:00.600 --> 00:15:03.080 great idea. You give a stone wall. You know, it's 301 00:15:03.120 --> 00:15:05.600 surprising how straight you can think with a crooked mind. 302 00:15:05.679 --> 00:15:19.320 Oh man, yeah, Now before we go into the lawyer's 303 00:15:19.320 --> 00:15:21.879 office here, remember that I was a great psychiatrist. Man. 304 00:15:22.240 --> 00:15:24.679 Remember everything we've done. Rehearse now I know. Okay, King Bridge, 305 00:15:24.720 --> 00:15:25.120 let's go in. 306 00:15:26.360 --> 00:15:28.000 Oh come in, mister Brown, how you. 307 00:15:28.039 --> 00:15:31.399 Doing, Miss Phillips, And permit me to introduce doctor Sigmund 308 00:15:31.559 --> 00:15:36.720 von Stevens, the big psychiatrist and brain sturgeon. How you 309 00:15:36.799 --> 00:15:38.960 do excuse of rubber gloves. I've been up all night 310 00:15:39.000 --> 00:15:45.840 operating and just what is the reason for your visit? 311 00:15:45.919 --> 00:15:46.200 Doctor? 312 00:15:46.440 --> 00:15:48.440 Well, missus Brown here it happens to be a patient 313 00:15:48.440 --> 00:15:50.360 of mine and he informs me to under the terms 314 00:15:50.360 --> 00:15:52.919 of some will or something of who's I don't understand 315 00:15:53.000 --> 00:15:55.039 much about them things, you know? Uh, Well, anyway, you 316 00:15:55.080 --> 00:15:56.159 say he got to go to college. 317 00:15:56.399 --> 00:15:57.919 That's quite correct. What about it? 318 00:15:58.120 --> 00:16:00.919 Well, it's my professional opinion as a gnuine doctor that 319 00:16:01.240 --> 00:16:03.440 the Brown you're supposed to go to college? And do 320 00:16:03.480 --> 00:16:05.240 you any thinking his brain is going popul like a 321 00:16:05.279 --> 00:16:10.639 fires in balloon? Eyes in bad shape? Well, doctor von Stevens, 322 00:16:10.679 --> 00:16:12.840 what do you base this diagnosis on? Well, on the 323 00:16:12.919 --> 00:16:15.480 fact that he is suffering from an acute undevelopment of 324 00:16:15.559 --> 00:16:18.399 the brain. I made a discovery when I disamined him 325 00:16:18.440 --> 00:16:18.840 this morning. 326 00:16:19.360 --> 00:16:20.720 What kind of an examination? 327 00:16:21.279 --> 00:16:23.240 Well, I stood him up and I looked through his 328 00:16:23.360 --> 00:16:26.159 lef here and I all I could see was some 329 00:16:26.320 --> 00:16:29.279 blue and white stripes. Good heaven, what was that the 330 00:16:29.399 --> 00:16:35.480 wall paper on the other side of the room. Do 331 00:16:35.559 --> 00:16:37.320 you mean to tell me that there is an open 332 00:16:37.360 --> 00:16:39.440 passage from one of his ears to the other I'll 333 00:16:39.480 --> 00:16:42.320 say that, Oh yeah, on windy days, my head whistles 334 00:16:42.360 --> 00:16:43.000 like a pickleholes. 335 00:16:45.159 --> 00:16:47.200 Wow, this is the strangest thing I've ever heard of. 336 00:16:47.840 --> 00:16:49.360 Doctor, What are you going to do about it? The 337 00:16:49.399 --> 00:16:50.840 only thing I can do is to put a little 338 00:16:50.840 --> 00:16:52.879 screen and east here to keep the flies the temporary 339 00:16:55.399 --> 00:16:57.799 the most ridiculous tory I've ever heard. Yeah, well, I 340 00:16:57.919 --> 00:17:00.559 admit mister Brown's kiss this is an unusual but there 341 00:17:00.639 --> 00:17:03.639 it is a perfectly logical explanation for it. You see 342 00:17:04.000 --> 00:17:07.440 in the average man uh passage between the ears, it's 343 00:17:07.480 --> 00:17:10.000 filled up with a normal size briing. Missus Brown here, 344 00:17:10.000 --> 00:17:11.599 on the other hand, as an undeveloped bring. 345 00:17:11.799 --> 00:17:13.599 Yeah, ain't no figure the ping pong ball. 346 00:17:15.200 --> 00:17:17.240 And you mean to say that going to college would 347 00:17:17.240 --> 00:17:18.960 be a harmful Well, I can only give you my 348 00:17:19.079 --> 00:17:23.680 psychopathic opinion, that's all I Yeah. No example, Just take 349 00:17:23.759 --> 00:17:26.599 a man that ain't exercise all his lafe. He can't 350 00:17:26.640 --> 00:17:28.920 start all of a sudden without hurting himself, saying thing 351 00:17:28.960 --> 00:17:31.720 with missus Brown's bring. If after not using it all 352 00:17:31.759 --> 00:17:34.680 these years, he started doing some heavy thinking, Now he 353 00:17:34.799 --> 00:17:37.160 gonna end up with a cerebral Charlie horse, That's what 354 00:17:37.279 --> 00:17:43.440 it got rebro Charlie Hart. Yeah, that was hard to 355 00:17:43.519 --> 00:17:44.880 cure too. The only thing that will help him is 356 00:17:44.920 --> 00:17:49.119 injecting Sloan's lin him and into him him. Yeah you see, Uh, 357 00:17:49.640 --> 00:17:53.720 this would be a detrimental to the beneficiar and dafhoard. 358 00:17:53.759 --> 00:17:56.200 The terms ort to be set aside in this will, 359 00:17:56.759 --> 00:17:58.200 and you ought to give him the two thousand dollars 360 00:17:58.240 --> 00:17:59.839 down a lump some cash on, I'll give the man 361 00:17:59.839 --> 00:18:00.400 the money, will you. 362 00:18:00.720 --> 00:18:04.839 Yeah, let me have a knowledge of phips and we 363 00:18:04.880 --> 00:18:06.880 get on out of here. Yeah, now, just a minute. 364 00:18:07.119 --> 00:18:08.960 I don't know why I've listened to you this long. 365 00:18:09.119 --> 00:18:11.720 This is the most ridiculous, trumped up story I ever 366 00:18:11.759 --> 00:18:14.680 heard in my life. Now listen, Brown, The terms of 367 00:18:14.720 --> 00:18:16.960 your aunts will state that the two thousand dollars must 368 00:18:16.960 --> 00:18:20.119 be used by you for a college education as soon 369 00:18:20.160 --> 00:18:21.240 as you enroll into college. 370 00:18:21.240 --> 00:18:23.400 The love some will be paid to you and not before. 371 00:18:23.720 --> 00:18:26.519 But mister Lloydan, as far as your concern, Stevens, you 372 00:18:26.680 --> 00:18:28.920 certainly have your nerve trying to pull a cheap trick 373 00:18:29.079 --> 00:18:32.480 like this. Now just a miniature. 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