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<v Speaker 1>Keisha, we are here to talk about Temptation Island season

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<v Speaker 1>two on Netflix. This is really like maybe the seventh

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<v Speaker 1>or eighth season, but it's season two on Netflix.

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<v Speaker 2>This is like the stupidest thing that couples could possibly

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<v Speaker 2>do for their relationships.

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<v Speaker 1>It's so stupid. And you know, I love Mark l Wahlberg.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna get him.

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<v Speaker 3>He's great.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna get him on for an interview. I've gotten

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<v Speaker 1>him on the last three seasons, I think. And I

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<v Speaker 1>met him in person in La and he's got like.

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<v Speaker 2>He is, so he clocks everything and he tells him

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<v Speaker 2>straight up how.

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<v Speaker 1>It is, but without being insulting, like yes, you could

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<v Speaker 1>just be like, are you an idiot? Do you see

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<v Speaker 1>what you just did?

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<v Speaker 2>And you know he wants to keep his job too,

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<v Speaker 2>so it is. It is perfectly done.

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<v Speaker 1>He's he's incredible. He's incredible. I've already just been clipping

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<v Speaker 1>things off the TV from Mark. It's my favorite thing

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<v Speaker 1>to do during Temptation Island season. Now, did you know,

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<v Speaker 1>because you and I have never talked about Temptation Island? No,

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<v Speaker 1>did you know that that song is sung by Ali Lohan?

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<v Speaker 3>Well you did ask me?

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe I don't know what show we were recording, but

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<v Speaker 2>you played that song and you were like, this person

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<v Speaker 2>is the sister of a well known celebrity.

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<v Speaker 3>And I said, is it Lindsay Lohan's sister.

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<v Speaker 2>You're like yeah, You're like, how did you know? It's like,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, I remember that, yes, yeah, yeah. So

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<v Speaker 2>but other than that, no, no, no, no.

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<v Speaker 1>And they only did a smidge of the song in

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<v Speaker 1>episode one where they were like in the in the

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<v Speaker 1>there was one scene where they were like in the

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<v Speaker 1>SUVs and you heard not this version, but somebody else

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<v Speaker 1>sing in. I was like, oh, I guess they're just

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<v Speaker 1>not going to lean into the Ali Lohan version.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I hope she got paid.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, oh, I'm sure she didn't. I'm sure she didn't.

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<v Speaker 1>But it was it was from like the when it

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<v Speaker 1>was on USA. It was like from so long ago,

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<v Speaker 1>you know when in their original song. I mean I

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<v Speaker 1>had to like do a deep YouTube dive to find that.

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<v Speaker 3>And I don't know if she's put out any other music.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I don't know what she was a model for. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>We're not here to talk about that. So guys, today,

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<v Speaker 1>when Keisha and I are doing this recap, we're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be doing three episodes, so by the time you hear

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<v Speaker 1>episode three, we may be like laying on the floor

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<v Speaker 1>of our perspective little studios, exhausted.

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<v Speaker 3>We won't have voices.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, let's see how we do after episode two. Maybe

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<v Speaker 1>we'll just uh, we'll punt three to another day. We'll see.

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<v Speaker 2>She has us working like we are sixteen year old

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<v Speaker 2>girls with nothing else in life to do.

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<v Speaker 3>Like literally last.

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<v Speaker 2>Night I was pretending like I was Celine Dion before

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<v Speaker 2>a concert and just not talking so I could preserve

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<v Speaker 2>my voice.

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<v Speaker 3>It can work out too well because instead of talking, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Ate, okay, yeah, and I woke up a little sin

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<v Speaker 1>of sea today. So we're going to see how it goes.

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<v Speaker 1>It's to see how I got power through. We have

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<v Speaker 1>power through. But this is Temptation Island on Netflix. So

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<v Speaker 1>which is season two, episode one, and the name of

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<v Speaker 1>this episode is Temptations Knocking. Now, they send us the screeners,

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<v Speaker 1>and when we first got the screeners, none of the

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<v Speaker 1>episodes had titles. And that happened because I was blind too,

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<v Speaker 1>so they obviously put the titles in very late because

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<v Speaker 1>when they get the screeners, there's no titles. But when

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<v Speaker 1>I looked last night, because I watched some of this

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<v Speaker 1>last week. When I looked last night, the titles were there, so.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, it's weird.

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<v Speaker 2>You know. I didn't look until last night, And you know,

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<v Speaker 2>I never look at the title.

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<v Speaker 1>I know. I'm always interested to see if it's going

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<v Speaker 1>to be a theme. It's no theme here.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh I like it when it's the theme me too.

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<v Speaker 1>It makes me feel happy. But another thing I noticed

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<v Speaker 1>is when I went to the pr Netflix thing and

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<v Speaker 1>then I asked the Netflix person, is there any still photos?

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<v Speaker 1>Because what I really wanted was a slideshow of the singles.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't get one, So you're just gonna have to

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<v Speaker 1>use your imagination because it takes me almost until the

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<v Speaker 1>last episode to understand who some of these singles are.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I just put it in two three categories. You've

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<v Speaker 2>got the white girls who all look alike, the white

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<v Speaker 2>girls who all look alike, and the Hispanic girls who

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<v Speaker 2>all look alike.

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<v Speaker 1>They all look like And what about the guys? Do

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<v Speaker 1>you have categories for the guys?

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<v Speaker 3>Literally, they all looked alike.

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<v Speaker 1>I know. The only one that stands out to me

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<v Speaker 1>is Xavier, and that's what.

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<v Speaker 2>He's dark skinned and he's so hot, he's tall, and

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<v Speaker 2>he's really good looking. And then I will say that

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<v Speaker 2>guy Zach kind of stood up because I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>if he has book teeth. An overbite it's slightly Lyssa

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<v Speaker 2>Edwards from ru RuPaul's Drag Race, but it fascinates me.

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<v Speaker 2>I love an overbite in a person like to you

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<v Speaker 2>you want me, I am fascinated by them.

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<v Speaker 3>I just will not stop staying at their mouth.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, something about it, right, I mean it's not very prominent.

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<v Speaker 1>You know who has the biggest overbite in the world

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<v Speaker 1>is Carol Rideswell, so she is Real Housewives in New

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<v Speaker 1>York and from the previous seasons, but now she's going

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<v Speaker 1>to be on the new iteration. She's gonna come back

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<v Speaker 1>and kind of help this new group. She's got the

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<v Speaker 1>right you've ever seen your whole life.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I'm gonna have to sit you a photo of

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<v Speaker 2>Melissa Edwards because it is the best overbite ever.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I've never heard anybody that was into an overbite.

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<v Speaker 1>But all right, I will I.

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<v Speaker 3>Just I talked to me overbyte talk.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, interesting, all right, But another thing I noticed so

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<v Speaker 1>on we got the we got the photos, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>the still photos from Netflix, and then I went because

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<v Speaker 1>I got them last week, and then I went and

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<v Speaker 1>looked this week because there's one thing I noticed, which

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<v Speaker 1>is everybody's slide. Okay, Like here on the screen you'll

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<v Speaker 1>see Kaylee and Summit. It tells you their job. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>Kaylee's just says fashion, which could mean like she works

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<v Speaker 1>at the mall. But yeah, Summit no surprise, as a

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<v Speaker 1>fitness coach. So everybody seems to have a job here, right.

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<v Speaker 1>Scarlett is marketing owner, and Cole real estate he looks

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<v Speaker 1>like real estate, and and Sidney is an esthetician. And

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<v Speaker 1>Mikey as a live music event host, which completely tracks

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<v Speaker 1>with his weird personality.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and then.

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<v Speaker 1>We have Jack and Cheyenne. We have Cheyenne as an

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<v Speaker 1>entrepreneur in Jack, as you can see, has no occupation.

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<v Speaker 1>It just says Jack comma, and.

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<v Speaker 2>It is well, I didn't know any of this, and

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<v Speaker 2>now so many of the things that we heard during

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<v Speaker 2>the episodes makes sense now.

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<v Speaker 1>But I want you to know that I went last

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<v Speaker 1>night thinking like, oh, they added in the titles, so

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<v Speaker 1>they probably went in and added in something for Jack, right,

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<v Speaker 1>like he just doesn't work like literally retail, and they

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<v Speaker 1>could put consultants, they could put an influencer, they could

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<v Speaker 1>put anything. Literally, it is still says as of this taping,

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<v Speaker 1>it still says Jack Comma. Blank. If you're looking at

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<v Speaker 1>the screen, you can see Chyanne and Jack Cheyenne twenty three,

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<v Speaker 1>Jack twenty five, occupation Cheyenne, entrepreneur, Jack Comma, and there's

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<v Speaker 1>nothing there.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to go ahead and guess that these two

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<v Speaker 2>probably both still live at home.

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<v Speaker 3>She's an entrepreneur of what of?

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<v Speaker 1>What? What is? What is? What? What does she have? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>That to me when when someone says I'm an entrepreneur,

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<v Speaker 2>to me, you have hopes and dreams.

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<v Speaker 3>You're not actually bringing in a cash flow.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to tell you right now, I can't I

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<v Speaker 1>when I tell you this boy's hair, Jack's hair. It's so.

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<v Speaker 1>I showed pictures this weekend to my son John and

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<v Speaker 1>his girlfriend Abam because I was at a fright party

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<v Speaker 1>and all the boys have that like weird, fuzzy, stupid hair,

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<v Speaker 1>including my son's. His isn't this extreme, but there are extremes.

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<v Speaker 1>I showed them pictures I got. I said to Johnaica,

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<v Speaker 1>I want you to know that this is people what

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<v Speaker 1>people think your hair looks like like this guy.

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<v Speaker 2>I doubt that John's hair looks anything close to that.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not that bad, but it's it's fuzzy in the

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<v Speaker 1>front and I hate it, and I'm.

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<v Speaker 3>Kind of wondering they didn't show him with it like wet.

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<v Speaker 2>And flip back because party wants to think that he

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<v Speaker 2>has a Teresa judaized hairline, like it's really low or

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<v Speaker 2>something wrong hair.

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<v Speaker 1>Something's wrong with your hair, ohld head.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's just it's it's bad, y'all.

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<v Speaker 1>I wear glasses, My husband wears glasses, Both of my

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<v Speaker 1>kids wear glasses, and for the last few years the

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<v Speaker 1>When you wear glasses all the time, like my husband

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<v Speaker 1>people notice. So not only do they need to be functional,

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<v Speaker 1>they need to look good. So it's crazy how buying

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<v Speaker 1>glasses has always felt overly complicated and somewhat impossible to

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<v Speaker 1>good on you. You're asking six people, six strangers, does

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<v Speaker 1>show and tell them pink Shade sent you. So we're

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<v Speaker 1>going to start with them. So episode one is called

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<v Speaker 1>Temptations Knocking, and the couple's coming on helicopters because when

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<v Speaker 1>they moved over to Netflix, boy, they didn't come in cars.

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<v Speaker 1>They come in helicopters. So thank you like that. I

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't like it either, but I'm just saying, like Netflix,

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<v Speaker 1>up the production value.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So Jack and Cheyenne. The way I can remember that

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<v Speaker 1>is because it sounds like Jack and Diane. So that's

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<v Speaker 1>how I'm like remembering that those two go together. They've

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<v Speaker 1>been together for five years. They were so five years,

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<v Speaker 1>so she's twenty three. They've been together since she was

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<v Speaker 1>eighteen okay, and since he was twenty they were hooking

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<v Speaker 1>than five years. He is her true love and her

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<v Speaker 1>biggest heartbreak all in one three years ago when she

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<v Speaker 1>and she forgave him. But ever since then they've had

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<v Speaker 3>Well yeah, well yeah, the trust issue starts with the hair.

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<v Speaker 1>If your hair looks like that, then I can't trust you.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't trust you. I can't trust you to walk

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<v Speaker 2>the dog. I can't trust you to go to the grocery.

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<v Speaker 3>So I can't trust you to you. He can't even

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<v Speaker 1>He can't even wear a hat. It will not even

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<v Speaker 3>Either way.

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<v Speaker 1>So he says, before I cheated, everything was perfect and

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<v Speaker 1>I want to my loyalty to her, but it seems

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<v Speaker 1>like it's never enough. And she says, I think Temptation

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<v Speaker 1>Island is the ultimate test and if we ever get

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<v Speaker 1>past it, it'll be a miracle. And I said, can

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<v Speaker 1>you get past the hair? I mean, okay, so let's

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<v Speaker 1>just say we've got the hair. He does not have

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<v Speaker 1>a job, Nope, and he cheated on you.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh huh, what do you think you're going to discover

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<v Speaker 2>here on Temptation Island?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh? That he's a bad dude.

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<v Speaker 3>He's a fucking loser. Like yeah, I think that all

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<v Speaker 3>the components of a loser. Let's just say we're mixing

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<v Speaker 3>right there.

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<v Speaker 1>Nail dip, nail dip. So now we're going to go

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<v Speaker 1>to Summit and Kaylee. Now, Summit. It's very hard for

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<v Speaker 1>me not to call him submits for me. Yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 1>very very hard. But this is Kaylee and Summit. Kaylee's

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<v Speaker 1>twenty four Summit is twenty five. Of course, she's in

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<v Speaker 1>fashion again, which is.

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<v Speaker 2>So funny to me because she was not fashionable at all.

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<v Speaker 2>And let me say, this picture of her is the

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<v Speaker 2>best that she's going to look because it kind of

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<v Speaker 2>goes downhill a little bit for her.

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<v Speaker 1>Her look is odd, and it's because she's got giant eyeballs.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean, her hair looks good, she just never

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<v Speaker 2>looks quite as fresh and good as she doesn't.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, the picture's airbrush, never mind.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he's a fitness coach. So that explains some more

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<v Speaker 3>And I didn't know that, and I was like, oh no,

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<v Speaker 3>it makes sense.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, it makes a little more sense. He they're talking

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<v Speaker 1>to Mark and he says, it's crazy how fast they

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<v Speaker 1>got together and said, I love you, and it seemed

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<v Speaker 1>like an infatuation, but it's definitely real. They've been together

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<v Speaker 1>a year and he always thought he would say a bachelor,

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<v Speaker 1>but he met her, he could see a future, and

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<v Speaker 1>she goes, yeah, when we got together, we had an

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<v Speaker 1>immediate obsession with each other, which can be healthy, but

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<v Speaker 1>sometimes not. And if you're just infascuate, infatuated with each other,

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<v Speaker 1>like you got to go deeper. And coming to Temptation

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<v Speaker 1>Island was his idea, so now we also know it

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<v Speaker 1>was Jack's idea coming to Temptation Island with Summit's idea.

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<v Speaker 1>He says, life is short. Why waste each other's time?

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<v Speaker 1>If they're going to go through cycles of being incredible

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<v Speaker 1>breaking up, being incredible breaking up, this could be the

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<v Speaker 1>fresh start they need. And my note here to kind

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<v Speaker 1>of help me get through working through who these people are.

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<v Speaker 1>Like Jack, we know because of a stupid hair, rightum,

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<v Speaker 1>I said he kind of looks like that actor Andrew

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<v Speaker 1>Reynolds and that helps me kind of work through Summit's

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<v Speaker 1>look because at first it's hard, it's hard to figure

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<v Speaker 1>out who's who, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Tell you what with the batch here, you know, the couples, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it was kind of easy for me to distinguish who

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<v Speaker 2>they are, unlike Love is Blind, where they literally all

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<v Speaker 2>look just like.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, here, I'll show you Andrew Reynolds. Okay, let's see.

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<v Speaker 1>I just know Summit because he's got a big head. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>let's see. This is him. That's him.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I can see it.

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<v Speaker 1>He's kind of got a little round face, you know.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. And I think Cheyenne looks like if Daryl, Hannah

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<v Speaker 3>and a horse had a baby.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, that would be her.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what she looks like. She's got like a very

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<v Speaker 3>unique look.

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<v Speaker 1>Hi, yeah, Yanne. It took me a while, And I've

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<v Speaker 1>got a I've got a slide here of all the

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<v Speaker 1>girls together, which helped me a little bit. So Scarlet

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<v Speaker 1>is just like knocked dead gorgeous, but with like a

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<v Speaker 1>middle of the boob tattoo. And so she I can

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<v Speaker 1>like Scarlet because that's like a cool name, and she

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<v Speaker 1>looks really beautiful. And then Cheyenne the Daryl Hannah is

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<v Speaker 1>gonna help me with her now, and then Kaylee's got

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<v Speaker 1>those eyes and not such blonde hair, and then Sydney's

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<v Speaker 1>our only girl of color hair. Yeah, okay, so I

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<v Speaker 1>did we get back over here?

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<v Speaker 3>But they're all rockin'nettes.

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<v Speaker 1>That that middle part all of yeah yeah, yeah yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So let's go down to Sydney and Mikey. Okay, this

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<v Speaker 1>is a black couple, Sidney. They're both twenty four Sidney

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<v Speaker 1>and Mikey. Sidney is an esthetician, so she has an

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<v Speaker 1>actual career, right, It's good for you, Sidney. You seem

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<v Speaker 1>so far to be the only one with a career.

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<v Speaker 1>He is a live music event host. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>if that means it fits with his personality, which bugs.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's the thing with that title. He could be anything

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<v Speaker 2>from like a club promoter.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeap, to like the manager at like House of Blues

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<v Speaker 1>for House of Blues events, So you really don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>He's twenty four or so promoters probably a clothe that's right.

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<v Speaker 1>So they've been in a relationship for a year and

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<v Speaker 1>a half and he says, I love Sidney from the

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<v Speaker 1>soles of her feet to the top of her head,

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<v Speaker 1>and I want my forever to be with her. But

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<v Speaker 1>our biggest issue is trust. And he says he was

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<v Speaker 1>a player in college with a messy pass. He wants

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<v Speaker 1>to show her he's a better person, but she doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>believe it. And she says this experiment will show her

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<v Speaker 1>if he can be the person that he says he is, like,

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<v Speaker 1>no more talkie talk show and he says this is needed,

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<v Speaker 1>and she says yes. And my next note here is

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<v Speaker 1>how long will it take for Keisha to talk about

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<v Speaker 1>his child bearing hips?

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<v Speaker 2>My thing is, You've got this girl who's so cute,

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<v Speaker 2>she's educated, she's got a career. You are a fuck

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<v Speaker 2>boy who has this shape of a chocolate croissant. I

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<v Speaker 2>could not stop laughing at this dude.

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<v Speaker 3>I literally call me all.

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<v Speaker 1>Caps highlighted in pink. How long will it take for

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<v Speaker 1>Keisha to talk about his child bearing him?

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<v Speaker 3>He walks like.

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<v Speaker 1>Everything watching a video you should just should have sugar ass.

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<v Speaker 2>Because what he walks is so wullingly like it has

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<v Speaker 2>a theme song to it, like are you fucking kidding me?

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<v Speaker 3>Right now? It is so funny.

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<v Speaker 1>Because later all the guys are out there pumping iron

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<v Speaker 1>and him. They have nothing to do. They can't watch TV,

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<v Speaker 1>they can't look at the phones. They're not going to

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<v Speaker 1>get a newspaper, magazine. They have to talk to each other.

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<v Speaker 1>And he's like, I feel bad because all the guys

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<v Speaker 1>are over there lifted weights and I'm over here with

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<v Speaker 1>the girls. I was like, yeah, you are, you got,

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<v Speaker 1>you're feminine, like they are crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, this is not for real, Like God,

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<v Speaker 2>why are you doing this too? I'm trying to be

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<v Speaker 2>good and you showed me him so and he's the player.

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<v Speaker 1>Of the group and he's the player man. All Right,

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<v Speaker 1>that was hilarious. Okay, so let's move on to Cole

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<v Speaker 1>and Scarlett his name also episode three. I had to

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<v Speaker 1>scroll back to the top, like, what the fuck is

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<v Speaker 1>this guy? Same? Okay? So, Scarlet is sort of stereotypically beautiful, right,

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<v Speaker 1>She's kind of got the fake boobs, She's got kind

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<v Speaker 1>of a spray tan, like a fake blonde hair, lots

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<v Speaker 1>of makeup, even in the boiling sun. She's very pretty.

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<v Speaker 1>She's twenty nine, he's twenty seven. She's a marketing agency owner. Okay. So,

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<v Speaker 1>and I kind of believe it. I kind of believe she's,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, hashtag boss babe. Okay, he's a real estate agent,

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<v Speaker 1>developer and entrepreneur. Entrepreneur at stop. But I can get that.

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<v Speaker 1>He's a realtor and he is a chronic blinker. He

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<v Speaker 1>is a chronic blinker. Great point.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if he has dry eyes or what

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<v Speaker 2>is I don't know if it's the climate change there

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<v Speaker 2>in Hawaii or what.

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<v Speaker 3>But dude blinks a lot, and he blinks hard.

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<v Speaker 1>He does blink a lot. Yeah he does. So let's see. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I have put my thing on. Do not start, but

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<v Speaker 1>I keep getting these. Okay, let me put this on.

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<v Speaker 1>I keep getting these. He is driving me nuts. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>do not start. Thank you. Okay, So she says. So

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<v Speaker 1>they've been in a two year relationship, and she says,

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<v Speaker 1>we have so many similar interests, our businesses, going to

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<v Speaker 1>the gym, traveling, day to day life. We do it

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<v Speaker 1>all together. It was her idea to come. They started

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<v Speaker 1>out hot and heavy, but she felt there were little

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<v Speaker 1>lies along the way, and if you can lie about

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<v Speaker 1>little things, he'll lie about everything, which is true. And

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<v Speaker 1>he says, yeah, I fly it out, lie when there's

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<v Speaker 1>But then I lie, and it's hard, and I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know why I do it, but I think it comes

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<v Speaker 1>out of fear or just trying to avoid confrontation, which

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<v Speaker 1>I think.

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<v Speaker 3>A lot of men do that.

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<v Speaker 2>They're like, you know what, let me just tell this

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<v Speaker 2>stupid ass lie so she doesn't yell at me. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but I think every time he lies, he blinks. That's

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<v Speaker 2>how she knows he's lying.

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<v Speaker 1>But I think that it's similar to what we saw

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<v Speaker 1>with Alex on Love is Blind. He's just like, well,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't tell you that I lived here because then

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<v Speaker 1>you would ask a lot of questions. And she's like, right,

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<v Speaker 1>but now I'm asking more questions because you lied about

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<v Speaker 1>where you lived when you just could have said where

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<v Speaker 1>you lived.

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<v Speaker 2>Like and men are as smart as they can be,

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<v Speaker 2>they are still so stupid and they don't want to

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<v Speaker 2>be asked a lot of questions.

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00:22:56.480 --> 00:22:58.079
<v Speaker 3>They don't want to have to over explain.

422
00:22:58.279 --> 00:22:59.960
<v Speaker 1>It's just like, how do I get out of this

423
00:23:00.480 --> 00:23:03.000
<v Speaker 1>without having to have a long time and then get

424
00:23:03.079 --> 00:23:06.240
<v Speaker 1>you're a liar And they'll be like, well, it's just

425
00:23:06.279 --> 00:23:08.599
<v Speaker 1>they think lie by omission is not a lie, but

426
00:23:08.680 --> 00:23:09.079
<v Speaker 1>it is.

427
00:23:09.440 --> 00:23:10.119
<v Speaker 3>It is a lie.

428
00:23:10.359 --> 00:23:12.599
<v Speaker 2>And unfortunately these girls are in their twenties and they

429
00:23:12.599 --> 00:23:14.359
<v Speaker 2>still care when you're in your forties and fifty, we

430
00:23:14.400 --> 00:23:16.559
<v Speaker 2>just don't give a fuck, Like, just I know you lying,

431
00:23:16.640 --> 00:23:18.440
<v Speaker 2>I'm not gonna call you out because I just don't care.

432
00:23:18.759 --> 00:23:21.119
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, who's don't Yeah whatever.

433
00:23:21.279 --> 00:23:22.319
<v Speaker 3>He's totally like whatever.

434
00:23:22.920 --> 00:23:25.680
<v Speaker 1>So they meet Mark, who's standing there with his Hawaiian

435
00:23:25.720 --> 00:23:32.720
<v Speaker 1>shirt is gleaming teeth. And Mark meets Kaylee and summit okay,

436
00:23:33.279 --> 00:23:35.079
<v Speaker 1>and again I feel like I got to pull him

437
00:23:35.160 --> 00:23:37.799
<v Speaker 1>up every time we talk about him, because it does

438
00:23:37.880 --> 00:23:41.240
<v Speaker 1>take a minute. Okay. They meet Kaylee and sonnet it

439
00:23:41.359 --> 00:23:45.000
<v Speaker 1>and he says he has commitment issues and with her

440
00:23:45.079 --> 00:23:47.480
<v Speaker 1>it was too quick, too fast, and he became a

441
00:23:47.559 --> 00:23:51.160
<v Speaker 1>shitty boyfriend. And she says, I put my foot down

442
00:23:51.160 --> 00:23:53.799
<v Speaker 1>with him and I was free and I felt better,

443
00:23:54.160 --> 00:23:55.960
<v Speaker 1>and then I wrote him a long list of things

444
00:23:56.000 --> 00:23:59.359
<v Speaker 1>to happen if we were to get back together, and

445
00:23:59.480 --> 00:24:01.759
<v Speaker 1>she's a he says, and that's why we're here to

446
00:24:01.839 --> 00:24:04.279
<v Speaker 1>break that cycle of breaking up and being good and

447
00:24:04.319 --> 00:24:06.000
<v Speaker 1>getting back together and then breaking up.

448
00:24:06.799 --> 00:24:09.079
<v Speaker 3>And they've only been together one year, right.

449
00:24:09.880 --> 00:24:12.519
<v Speaker 1>One, let me just call back up because again I

450
00:24:12.599 --> 00:24:13.559
<v Speaker 1>just forget.

451
00:24:14.200 --> 00:24:19.359
<v Speaker 3>One, the majority of one. Yet one what one a year?

452
00:24:19.440 --> 00:24:21.319
<v Speaker 3>You're still getting to know the person.

453
00:24:21.559 --> 00:24:23.480
<v Speaker 1>Break up, get back together, break up, get back together

454
00:24:23.519 --> 00:24:25.640
<v Speaker 1>in a year, stupid.

455
00:24:25.400 --> 00:24:26.640
<v Speaker 3>Then it's not gonna work.

456
00:24:26.759 --> 00:24:29.559
<v Speaker 2>Like if you're breaking up and making up that much,

457
00:24:30.119 --> 00:24:32.519
<v Speaker 2>this is y'all don't get along. Y'all are friends, be

458
00:24:32.720 --> 00:24:35.319
<v Speaker 2>fuck buddies, or just don't have anything to do with

459
00:24:35.400 --> 00:24:35.799
<v Speaker 2>each other.

460
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<v Speaker 3>It's been a year. I don't yeh.

461
00:24:38.759 --> 00:24:41.039
<v Speaker 2>Being on this show is not gonna do anything but

462
00:24:41.119 --> 00:24:42.599
<v Speaker 2>possibly get someone like.

463
00:24:42.759 --> 00:24:44.359
<v Speaker 3>I don't know, free promotion for their.

464
00:24:44.319 --> 00:24:47.559
<v Speaker 1>Job and then if they have if they have a job, right,

465
00:24:47.599 --> 00:24:48.319
<v Speaker 1>if they have a job.

466
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<v Speaker 3>Not not you, Jack. We're not talking about you.

467
00:24:50.240 --> 00:24:52.519
<v Speaker 1>No, not you Jack. So I'm talking to Ed. He says,

468
00:24:52.559 --> 00:24:54.680
<v Speaker 1>you know, I'm just kind of a free spirit and

469
00:24:54.880 --> 00:24:57.480
<v Speaker 1>Kaylee is more of a realist. And I'm here to

470
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<v Speaker 1>prove to myself that I'm really ready to settle down.

471
00:25:01.680 --> 00:25:03.200
<v Speaker 3>Okay, you don't have.

472
00:25:03.160 --> 00:25:07.359
<v Speaker 2>To prove you already what I'm here to prove to myself?

473
00:25:07.359 --> 00:25:09.359
<v Speaker 2>And how come you just can't know?

474
00:25:09.960 --> 00:25:11.720
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Right? Why do you? Why do you have to do?

475
00:25:11.799 --> 00:25:12.440
<v Speaker 1>You have to have like a.

476
00:25:12.440 --> 00:25:13.559
<v Speaker 3>Rap battle with yourself?

477
00:25:13.720 --> 00:25:19.240
<v Speaker 1>What are you talking about? So Mark meets Scarlet and

478
00:25:19.279 --> 00:25:23.079
<v Speaker 1>Cole will pull them up again. Scarlet and Cole, and

479
00:25:24.000 --> 00:25:26.559
<v Speaker 1>they say when they were dating, they started off hard

480
00:25:26.599 --> 00:25:29.400
<v Speaker 1>and heavy, fast and strong, but right off the bat

481
00:25:29.640 --> 00:25:32.759
<v Speaker 1>there was dishonesty and so because of that, she never

482
00:25:32.799 --> 00:25:35.160
<v Speaker 1>has felt safe with him again. They've been together like

483
00:25:35.200 --> 00:25:37.480
<v Speaker 1>a year and a half, and Cole says, when we

484
00:25:37.519 --> 00:25:39.839
<v Speaker 1>first started out, I wanted to go full in, but

485
00:25:39.920 --> 00:25:44.319
<v Speaker 1>she wasn't into committing. So because we weren't dating when

486
00:25:44.319 --> 00:25:47.240
<v Speaker 1>we were together, I would lie about seeing other people.

487
00:25:49.079 --> 00:25:52.240
<v Speaker 1>But he says, like, we weren't dating, so he didn't

488
00:25:52.319 --> 00:25:54.400
<v Speaker 1>have to tell her, but if she would ask, he

489
00:25:54.400 --> 00:25:55.279
<v Speaker 1>would flat out lie.

490
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<v Speaker 2>So that sounds like a typical stupid guy thing as well,

491
00:26:00.559 --> 00:26:02.680
<v Speaker 2>because it's like, if I tell her I'm dating other people,

492
00:26:02.720 --> 00:26:04.319
<v Speaker 2>then she may not want to date me anymore.

493
00:26:04.319 --> 00:26:06.880
<v Speaker 3>And I still kind of want to date her. But

494
00:26:07.160 --> 00:26:08.240
<v Speaker 3>you guys, weren't dating.

495
00:26:08.920 --> 00:26:12.160
<v Speaker 1>They were dating. But if she'd say, not exclusive, did

496
00:26:12.200 --> 00:26:13.960
<v Speaker 1>you see somebody? And he would say no, when he

497
00:26:14.000 --> 00:26:15.599
<v Speaker 1>could have just said yes, because what does it matter?

498
00:26:15.680 --> 00:26:17.519
<v Speaker 1>You know? How about you just don't ask? If you're

499
00:26:17.519 --> 00:26:18.799
<v Speaker 1>not dating, don't ask.

500
00:26:19.599 --> 00:26:20.119
<v Speaker 3>There you go.

501
00:26:21.359 --> 00:26:26.200
<v Speaker 1>So they say the state of their the relationship is

502
00:26:26.240 --> 00:26:31.000
<v Speaker 1>that they're wounds. The wounds are very strong because she's

503
00:26:31.119 --> 00:26:34.680
<v Speaker 1>always waiting for the next thing to pop up, and

504
00:26:35.000 --> 00:26:37.279
<v Speaker 1>because of that, he doesn't feel like he can truly

505
00:26:37.319 --> 00:26:40.039
<v Speaker 1>be himself in an open up because she's always waiting

506
00:26:40.039 --> 00:26:43.039
<v Speaker 1>for him to fuck up. Well, if you didn't fuck up,

507
00:26:43.039 --> 00:26:45.960
<v Speaker 1>if you didn't suck up, then one Okay, so the

508
00:26:46.000 --> 00:26:48.359
<v Speaker 1>talking head, she says, I deserve the truth from him,

509
00:26:48.400 --> 00:26:52.119
<v Speaker 1>even if the truth hurts. All right, my Mark now

510
00:26:52.240 --> 00:26:58.480
<v Speaker 1>talks to Mikey and Sydney. Okay, he looks like a

511
00:26:58.480 --> 00:27:02.240
<v Speaker 1>fucking Nike he does. Now. I wonder nobody could take

512
00:27:02.279 --> 00:27:07.240
<v Speaker 1>him seriously. So Mike says, we've known each other since college,

513
00:27:07.599 --> 00:27:10.279
<v Speaker 1>age twenty. So remember she's twenty four, he's twenty four,

514
00:27:10.480 --> 00:27:15.079
<v Speaker 1>esthetician and he's live music host. He says, I was

515
00:27:15.119 --> 00:27:18.039
<v Speaker 1>a hoe in college. And then talking to it, she says,

516
00:27:18.119 --> 00:27:21.200
<v Speaker 1>in college, every time I thought we were working out

517
00:27:21.359 --> 00:27:24.319
<v Speaker 1>or getting serious, somebody would tell me something he had done.

518
00:27:24.440 --> 00:27:27.119
<v Speaker 1>He slept with this girl, he slept with that girl.

519
00:27:27.200 --> 00:27:29.680
<v Speaker 1>And he goes, yeah, it's a trusting She doesn't trust me,

520
00:27:29.920 --> 00:27:32.160
<v Speaker 1>and I get it. I was terrible in college, But

521
00:27:32.319 --> 00:27:34.519
<v Speaker 1>right now I have shown her for a year that

522
00:27:34.599 --> 00:27:37.759
<v Speaker 1>I'm here for her, and Mark goes, so, you're here

523
00:27:37.799 --> 00:27:40.240
<v Speaker 1>to prove to her that your player days are gone,

524
00:27:40.519 --> 00:27:42.279
<v Speaker 1>and he says, yes, Well.

525
00:27:42.480 --> 00:27:46.839
<v Speaker 2>I clearly his prime was in college, because it's not

526
00:27:47.000 --> 00:27:48.799
<v Speaker 2>right now, not physically.

527
00:27:49.160 --> 00:27:49.920
<v Speaker 1>I don't get it.

528
00:27:50.799 --> 00:27:56.160
<v Speaker 2>I don't Maybe he was a total muscular stud in college. Yeah,

529
00:27:56.920 --> 00:28:01.359
<v Speaker 2>he has really fallen off that path. I mean, the

530
00:28:01.400 --> 00:28:04.880
<v Speaker 2>personality is still there, and sometimes that old personality will

531
00:28:04.920 --> 00:28:05.400
<v Speaker 2>get you far.

532
00:28:06.160 --> 00:28:09.240
<v Speaker 1>I guess if you're a live music promoter, maybe, but

533
00:28:09.319 --> 00:28:13.759
<v Speaker 1>not for like women. I don't know.

534
00:28:13.799 --> 00:28:16.119
<v Speaker 3>I mean, look, he got her, Yeah, he got her.

535
00:28:17.759 --> 00:28:23.559
<v Speaker 1>Mark talks to Little Diddy about Jack and Chyenne, and

536
00:28:23.680 --> 00:28:27.039
<v Speaker 1>Jack says they've been together five years. Three years in

537
00:28:27.799 --> 00:28:30.240
<v Speaker 1>he went out with a friend. He and Cheyenne have

538
00:28:30.279 --> 00:28:32.839
<v Speaker 1>been arguing and he cheated and he came home and

539
00:28:32.880 --> 00:28:36.680
<v Speaker 1>he had a hickey and she was asking him about it,

540
00:28:36.799 --> 00:28:41.839
<v Speaker 1>and he wasn't totally telling her the truth. And then

541
00:28:41.960 --> 00:28:47.160
<v Speaker 1>she looked at his most social media ad who is

542
00:28:47.200 --> 00:28:49.799
<v Speaker 1>the person he had added most recently on social media?

543
00:28:49.839 --> 00:28:51.559
<v Speaker 1>I was like, may these girls are smart? I would

544
00:28:51.599 --> 00:28:54.880
<v Speaker 1>never think of that. Yeah, And he had messaged that

545
00:28:54.920 --> 00:29:01.359
<v Speaker 1>girl from his phone and he said, I'm still thinking

546
00:29:01.440 --> 00:29:04.519
<v Speaker 1>about your lips and she wrote back and said, which ones?

547
00:29:05.519 --> 00:29:06.519
<v Speaker 1>M Damn?

548
00:29:09.079 --> 00:29:13.279
<v Speaker 2>I wrote, jeez, well, here's my thing. Like he already

549
00:29:13.279 --> 00:29:14.839
<v Speaker 2>had the evidence on his neck.

550
00:29:15.039 --> 00:29:17.000
<v Speaker 1>Literally yeah, He's like, I don't know. I booked it

551
00:29:17.039 --> 00:29:19.720
<v Speaker 1>to a wall a curling iron. I don't know. I

552
00:29:19.759 --> 00:29:20.200
<v Speaker 1>had to wait.

553
00:29:20.200 --> 00:29:21.599
<v Speaker 3>And that did that to me one time. He had

554
00:29:21.640 --> 00:29:24.160
<v Speaker 3>a hickey on his neck, as like, what is that?

555
00:29:24.200 --> 00:29:30.200
<v Speaker 1>He's like nothing, Bruce, what Yeah, Like we don't know. Yeah,

556
00:29:30.519 --> 00:29:33.480
<v Speaker 1>so silly, And she says, and ever since that happened,

557
00:29:33.640 --> 00:29:35.720
<v Speaker 1>he has shown me I'm the only one for him.

558
00:29:35.759 --> 00:29:38.160
<v Speaker 1>But that scar doesn't go away, and I have resentment

559
00:29:38.440 --> 00:29:40.799
<v Speaker 1>and he goes, I've changed a lot since I did that,

560
00:29:41.079 --> 00:29:43.559
<v Speaker 1>and I just want to come home to her. At

561
00:29:43.599 --> 00:29:45.839
<v Speaker 1>the end of this you know, experiment or whatever.

562
00:29:45.680 --> 00:29:49.359
<v Speaker 2>Coming home from where, not from work, where you're coming

563
00:29:49.440 --> 00:29:53.920
<v Speaker 2>home from coming home from your mom's house, and the

564
00:29:53.960 --> 00:29:55.920
<v Speaker 2>talking Eddy says, we really just need to figure out

565
00:29:55.960 --> 00:29:59.599
<v Speaker 2>what's going on, and maybe they're maybe we're too attached,

566
00:29:59.680 --> 00:30:02.839
<v Speaker 2>maybe we're too comfortable, and maybe we will decide to

567
00:30:02.839 --> 00:30:03.359
<v Speaker 2>walk away.

568
00:30:04.160 --> 00:30:07.279
<v Speaker 1>Okay, Mark explains what's gonna happen here. You're going to

569
00:30:07.359 --> 00:30:09.920
<v Speaker 1>be living apart and surrounded by singles that are here

570
00:30:09.960 --> 00:30:13.480
<v Speaker 1>to test you. The real test is when emotions run high,

571
00:30:13.640 --> 00:30:16.240
<v Speaker 1>temptation becomes real and when you were faced with the

572
00:30:16.359 --> 00:30:20.039
<v Speaker 1>choices you never expected. When it's over, you're going to

573
00:30:20.119 --> 00:30:22.920
<v Speaker 1>know the one truth that matters the most. Are you

574
00:30:23.039 --> 00:30:25.359
<v Speaker 1>meant to be together? Or is it time to move on?

575
00:30:25.920 --> 00:30:30.640
<v Speaker 1>Your journey on the island begins. Now, okay, helicopters leave,

576
00:30:30.720 --> 00:30:32.799
<v Speaker 1>They get into their SUVs and here's where we're here.

577
00:30:33.200 --> 00:30:34.440
<v Speaker 2>No, no, let me.

578
00:30:36.279 --> 00:30:38.880
<v Speaker 1>Time to go to their villas and meet the singles.

579
00:30:39.559 --> 00:30:42.319
<v Speaker 1>Here are the so they okay, no, no, no, sorry,

580
00:30:42.359 --> 00:30:43.799
<v Speaker 1>they don't go to the villas. They go to the

581
00:30:43.839 --> 00:30:49.160
<v Speaker 1>next spot where they sit. Girls and guys. Couple sit together,

582
00:30:49.319 --> 00:30:51.759
<v Speaker 1>and then the singles come out, first girls, then guys. Okay,

583
00:30:52.000 --> 00:30:55.279
<v Speaker 1>here are the single ladies. They're in red robes and bikinis. Now,

584
00:30:56.440 --> 00:30:58.480
<v Speaker 1>I was upset last season because they were all in

585
00:30:58.599 --> 00:31:02.319
<v Speaker 1>such mismatched bikini. I said they should They shouldn't all

586
00:31:02.359 --> 00:31:05.599
<v Speaker 1>be in red because then you can't even like ascertain

587
00:31:05.720 --> 00:31:08.880
<v Speaker 1>like who's face. But they should be They should only

588
00:31:08.920 --> 00:31:11.000
<v Speaker 1>have one or two choices. So obviously they listen to

589
00:31:11.039 --> 00:31:15.440
<v Speaker 1>the podcast. Yeah, summer in red summer and floral summer

590
00:31:15.440 --> 00:31:16.839
<v Speaker 1>in Cheetah. But they do match.

591
00:31:17.160 --> 00:31:20.079
<v Speaker 3>Yes, you should have got a produce your credit for them.

592
00:31:20.160 --> 00:31:22.880
<v Speaker 1>Damn it, I need that ten dollars from Netflix. So

593
00:31:23.880 --> 00:31:26.599
<v Speaker 1>the girls are going to introduce themselves and hand a

594
00:31:26.640 --> 00:31:28.920
<v Speaker 1>bracelet to the guy they're most attracted to.

595
00:31:29.119 --> 00:31:31.039
<v Speaker 3>All right, now, let me let me say.

596
00:31:30.839 --> 00:31:36.200
<v Speaker 2>This, like, I am wondering that when these girls applied

597
00:31:36.359 --> 00:31:39.799
<v Speaker 2>for the show, did they all have to show their ass?

598
00:31:40.079 --> 00:31:42.960
<v Speaker 2>Because we see a lot of ass, and all their

599
00:31:43.000 --> 00:31:47.359
<v Speaker 2>asses look just toke, just in different shades. Hey, god knows,

600
00:31:47.599 --> 00:31:50.319
<v Speaker 2>there's not one full bikini on any of them.

601
00:31:50.480 --> 00:31:53.119
<v Speaker 3>No, no, all you see our cheeks.

602
00:31:53.319 --> 00:31:57.079
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's it. And I'm I don't like that that's

603
00:31:57.240 --> 00:32:01.559
<v Speaker 1>the trend of the world either. I'd like regular bikini

604
00:32:01.599 --> 00:32:02.799
<v Speaker 1>bottom is good for me.

605
00:32:03.599 --> 00:32:06.640
<v Speaker 3>Well, because here's the truth of the matter is you're

606
00:32:06.680 --> 00:32:11.359
<v Speaker 3>basically saying you have to be this size and your

607
00:32:11.400 --> 00:32:14.680
<v Speaker 3>ask to look like this, look like this in order

608
00:32:14.799 --> 00:32:15.720
<v Speaker 3>to be on the show.

609
00:32:16.279 --> 00:32:19.240
<v Speaker 1>I don't like that. I don't like it either. I

610
00:32:19.279 --> 00:32:21.519
<v Speaker 1>do like that not all the girls have fake boobs.

611
00:32:21.559 --> 00:32:24.440
<v Speaker 1>I like that because a lot of them have regular boobs.

612
00:32:25.200 --> 00:32:27.640
<v Speaker 2>They did, But I feel like you could be a

613
00:32:27.680 --> 00:32:33.359
<v Speaker 2>temptress and be bigger than what these girls are totally.

614
00:32:34.160 --> 00:32:37.720
<v Speaker 2>I mean, how do you think I got through life.

615
00:32:38.480 --> 00:32:41.400
<v Speaker 1>Listen, I don't look like any of these girls, and

616
00:32:41.440 --> 00:32:44.160
<v Speaker 1>I have a very flat I didn't always have a

617
00:32:44.160 --> 00:32:46.440
<v Speaker 1>flat ass. I had a decent one when I was younger.

618
00:32:46.480 --> 00:32:51.400
<v Speaker 1>But now it's pancake city. All the weight moved. Everyone

619
00:32:51.480 --> 00:32:56.000
<v Speaker 1>loves a pancake right to my gut. Okay, this is

620
00:32:56.039 --> 00:32:58.039
<v Speaker 1>not a visual anybody needs while we're talking about these

621
00:32:58.079 --> 00:33:01.920
<v Speaker 1>hot girls. Okay, I'm gonna tell you these girls taglines.

622
00:33:02.000 --> 00:33:03.960
<v Speaker 3>Okay, Oh, they were bad.

623
00:33:04.480 --> 00:33:08.880
<v Speaker 1>They're always bad, They're always bad. So Jasinia comes up

624
00:33:09.039 --> 00:33:12.039
<v Speaker 1>and she says, good things come in small packages, but

625
00:33:12.119 --> 00:33:16.440
<v Speaker 1>don't worry, this ain't one of them. Jiggles her own ass.

626
00:33:16.599 --> 00:33:20.440
<v Speaker 3>She jiggled her own ass.

627
00:33:20.839 --> 00:33:21.279
<v Speaker 1>May pay.

628
00:33:21.279 --> 00:33:24.480
<v Speaker 2>I gotta tell you, I would be mortified if my

629
00:33:24.599 --> 00:33:27.400
<v Speaker 2>daughter were on this show, either as part of the

630
00:33:27.440 --> 00:33:29.400
<v Speaker 2>couple or as one of these girls.

631
00:33:29.480 --> 00:33:33.039
<v Speaker 3>Yes, I would drag her ass home.

632
00:33:33.279 --> 00:33:34.960
<v Speaker 1>I don't care how much money they paid you. This

633
00:33:35.000 --> 00:33:37.720
<v Speaker 1>iss that is very embarrassing.

634
00:33:37.960 --> 00:33:38.640
<v Speaker 3>Sorry.

635
00:33:38.799 --> 00:33:42.240
<v Speaker 1>So she gives her bracelet to Mikey.

636
00:33:42.599 --> 00:33:47.720
<v Speaker 2>He gets the first first fucking bracelet goes to this boy.

637
00:33:47.799 --> 00:33:51.039
<v Speaker 3>He looks like the Hamburgler, like he just fucking.

638
00:33:52.240 --> 00:33:56.640
<v Speaker 2>He looks like he is as like a pastry please

639
00:33:56.759 --> 00:34:01.200
<v Speaker 2>to me, like, no matter if it's a often of croissants,

640
00:34:02.200 --> 00:34:03.960
<v Speaker 2>he just is so doe to me.

641
00:34:04.680 --> 00:34:07.279
<v Speaker 1>He looks like he works at Target.

642
00:34:08.360 --> 00:34:09.320
<v Speaker 3>Oh that's on IL five.

643
00:34:09.400 --> 00:34:09.519
<v Speaker 1>Man.

644
00:34:09.559 --> 00:34:11.000
<v Speaker 3>Do you want me to take you and let me

645
00:34:11.039 --> 00:34:14.360
<v Speaker 3>tell you about my career? Yeah, he does.

646
00:34:14.960 --> 00:34:20.199
<v Speaker 1>So. Maya comes out and she and again like it.

647
00:34:20.519 --> 00:34:23.199
<v Speaker 1>Normally we have the slides that I can show you

648
00:34:23.239 --> 00:34:25.559
<v Speaker 1>these people, but I looked right before this, and we

649
00:34:25.639 --> 00:34:29.199
<v Speaker 1>have no slides of the singles. If if we get

650
00:34:29.199 --> 00:34:31.239
<v Speaker 1>them as we as we're doing this, because we're doing

651
00:34:31.239 --> 00:34:33.159
<v Speaker 1>this pretty early. If we get this as we go,

652
00:34:33.239 --> 00:34:36.480
<v Speaker 1>I'll add them. Maya comes down and says, I'm a

653
00:34:36.519 --> 00:34:39.760
<v Speaker 1>Hooters girl, I'm a model, and I want to miss Miami.

654
00:34:40.039 --> 00:34:42.519
<v Speaker 1>But no matter what I do, you'll want to pin

655
00:34:42.599 --> 00:34:48.360
<v Speaker 1>me up against your wall. Oh my god, gives her

656
00:34:48.400 --> 00:34:52.599
<v Speaker 1>bracelet to coal Christelle. You know why didn't I highlight

657
00:34:52.639 --> 00:34:57.320
<v Speaker 1>her name? Okay? Christelle comes out and says, and she's

658
00:34:57.360 --> 00:34:59.679
<v Speaker 1>she's around quite a bit. She says, I'm a property

659
00:34:59.719 --> 00:35:02.880
<v Speaker 1>man and I don't like to give out eviction notices,

660
00:35:03.000 --> 00:35:07.920
<v Speaker 1>but you ladies gotta go, and she gives her bracelet

661
00:35:07.960 --> 00:35:13.039
<v Speaker 1>to Mikey. Julianne I'm a teacher and I'm gonna give

662
00:35:13.079 --> 00:35:16.880
<v Speaker 1>you an F, but not the grade.

663
00:35:17.280 --> 00:35:21.360
<v Speaker 3>There is no way on God's green earth this girl

664
00:35:21.480 --> 00:35:23.519
<v Speaker 3>is a teacher. Well, she won't be a teacher after

665
00:35:23.519 --> 00:35:23.920
<v Speaker 3>this coming.

666
00:35:23.920 --> 00:35:25.519
<v Speaker 1>No, that's terrible.

667
00:35:26.159 --> 00:35:30.239
<v Speaker 2>She just fucked up her entire career to be on

668
00:35:30.280 --> 00:35:32.599
<v Speaker 2>this show, and she said those words.

669
00:35:33.480 --> 00:35:37.440
<v Speaker 1>She gives a bracelet to Jack, which shows bad taste.

670
00:35:37.599 --> 00:35:38.159
<v Speaker 1>Bad taste.

671
00:35:38.280 --> 00:35:39.679
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, she'll need to beach.

672
00:35:40.719 --> 00:35:44.280
<v Speaker 2>The US educational system is bad enough without having her

673
00:35:44.280 --> 00:35:45.000
<v Speaker 2>as a teacher.

674
00:35:47.840 --> 00:35:50.960
<v Speaker 1>Lexi tells us I have an open heart and open

675
00:35:51.039 --> 00:35:55.559
<v Speaker 1>mind and I'd love to connect with someone. Okay, that's fine.

676
00:35:55.599 --> 00:35:59.239
<v Speaker 1>She gives her bracelet to Summit. Tiffany gives a bracelet

677
00:35:59.320 --> 00:36:03.039
<v Speaker 1>to Summit, gives a bracelet to Summit. Lulu comes out.

678
00:36:03.159 --> 00:36:06.079
<v Speaker 1>Lulu says, I'm a playboy bunny, and you're about to

679
00:36:06.400 --> 00:36:07.639
<v Speaker 1>lou lose your man.

680
00:36:09.679 --> 00:36:09.920
<v Speaker 2>God.

681
00:36:12.360 --> 00:36:15.440
<v Speaker 3>She's written out the family. Will you can't do it?

682
00:36:16.800 --> 00:36:23.880
<v Speaker 1>Sydney comes out, Hi, I'm Sydney. I'm into all the d's, dancing, dentistry,

683
00:36:24.280 --> 00:36:28.719
<v Speaker 1>and maybe your d will make my list? Is Sydney

684
00:36:28.760 --> 00:36:32.320
<v Speaker 1>a dentist? She had tech? Okay, and they don't tell

685
00:36:32.400 --> 00:36:34.559
<v Speaker 1>us their name. They don't tell us their age is

686
00:36:34.679 --> 00:36:37.079
<v Speaker 1>either no, which is what we usually get. And this

687
00:36:37.159 --> 00:36:41.760
<v Speaker 1>is annoying. So India comes up and says I've dated

688
00:36:41.800 --> 00:36:44.960
<v Speaker 1>men and women and gives her bracelet to Mikey. That's

689
00:36:45.039 --> 00:36:49.239
<v Speaker 1>all we got from her. Kennedy with an I says,

690
00:36:49.440 --> 00:36:52.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm a flight attendant. Let me know when you're ready

691
00:36:52.039 --> 00:36:56.960
<v Speaker 1>to upgrade to first class. I don't have who, she

692
00:36:56.960 --> 00:36:59.920
<v Speaker 1>gives a bracelet to. And then Carter, I just been

693
00:37:00.159 --> 00:37:03.800
<v Speaker 1>is college and my final exam is oral.

694
00:37:05.599 --> 00:37:10.719
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, where is Micah from Ladies of London

695
00:37:10.719 --> 00:37:11.360
<v Speaker 2>when you need them?

696
00:37:11.360 --> 00:37:14.480
<v Speaker 3>Because these girls all need an etiquette class and that's

697
00:37:14.519 --> 00:37:15.159
<v Speaker 3>coming from me.

698
00:37:16.719 --> 00:37:21.079
<v Speaker 1>Horrible. She gives her bracelet to submit. Okay, and Mark says,

699
00:37:21.199 --> 00:37:22.840
<v Speaker 1>well it's important to have a good education.

700
00:37:24.920 --> 00:37:25.159
<v Speaker 3>Yes.

701
00:37:25.760 --> 00:37:28.239
<v Speaker 2>If this does not encourage girls who stay in school

702
00:37:28.320 --> 00:37:30.599
<v Speaker 2>and get your education and get your money, I don't

703
00:37:30.599 --> 00:37:31.239
<v Speaker 2>know what else.

704
00:37:31.079 --> 00:37:36.960
<v Speaker 1>Will thank you, ladies. Mikey has five bracelets. Some that

705
00:37:37.119 --> 00:37:40.960
<v Speaker 1>has five bracelets, Cole has one, Jack has one.

706
00:37:41.079 --> 00:37:41.400
<v Speaker 3>Okay.

707
00:37:43.039 --> 00:37:45.480
<v Speaker 1>Mark tells the ladies you can go move into your

708
00:37:45.559 --> 00:37:49.239
<v Speaker 1>villa and the guys will join you shortly. Okay. So

709
00:37:49.280 --> 00:37:51.320
<v Speaker 1>the ladies move into the villa. They're literally like in

710
00:37:51.360 --> 00:37:54.880
<v Speaker 1>bunk rooms. And then the guys each have their own room.

711
00:37:56.039 --> 00:38:00.559
<v Speaker 1>All right, single guys, here we go. They're all in

712
00:38:00.679 --> 00:38:05.000
<v Speaker 1>white crochet type shirts. They take their shirts offh They're

713
00:38:05.039 --> 00:38:07.599
<v Speaker 1>all in different shorts, some red, some yellows and floral.

714
00:38:07.639 --> 00:38:09.360
<v Speaker 1>But at least there's a theme, okay.

715
00:38:09.559 --> 00:38:12.519
<v Speaker 3>And they all like the girls all had cheeks. All

716
00:38:12.559 --> 00:38:13.840
<v Speaker 3>the boys have abs.

717
00:38:14.239 --> 00:38:15.800
<v Speaker 1>All the boys have abs. Are there. It may be

718
00:38:15.920 --> 00:38:19.480
<v Speaker 1>they're spray on, but they got them, but they got them. Xavier,

719
00:38:19.800 --> 00:38:25.239
<v Speaker 1>Now Xavier is spelled girl x Z A v I

720
00:38:25.360 --> 00:38:28.519
<v Speaker 1>E R, so Xavier usually is with an X or

721
00:38:28.559 --> 00:38:31.400
<v Speaker 1>a Z. But they said, we're gonna do both. We're

722
00:38:31.480 --> 00:38:34.039
<v Speaker 1>gonna be real extra with this, Like they gonna if.

723
00:38:33.960 --> 00:38:36.960
<v Speaker 2>There's five Xaviers in the classroom, they're gonna know which

724
00:38:37.000 --> 00:38:37.360
<v Speaker 2>one is.

725
00:38:37.400 --> 00:38:38.480
<v Speaker 3>My boy.

726
00:38:40.639 --> 00:38:43.480
<v Speaker 1>Xavier says, I used to be a track star, so

727
00:38:43.519 --> 00:38:46.239
<v Speaker 1>I got all the endurance you need. And he gives

728
00:38:46.280 --> 00:38:51.639
<v Speaker 1>his bracelet to Sydney. Xavier is so hot. And I

729
00:38:51.679 --> 00:38:53.559
<v Speaker 1>sent a picture of him to Matt Marr and I

730
00:38:53.599 --> 00:38:56.679
<v Speaker 1>said you might, oh shit. I said you might need

731
00:38:56.719 --> 00:38:59.760
<v Speaker 1>to watch Temptation Island. And he said, that man is

732
00:38:59.760 --> 00:39:01.519
<v Speaker 1>gonna make me lose all my savings.

733
00:39:02.199 --> 00:39:04.960
<v Speaker 2>I think that Matt Mara maybe five months pregnant after

734
00:39:05.000 --> 00:39:05.960
<v Speaker 2>he saw Xavier.

735
00:39:06.599 --> 00:39:08.559
<v Speaker 1>I send him more than one picture. He's like, stop

736
00:39:08.599 --> 00:39:10.920
<v Speaker 1>sending me pictures of this man.

737
00:39:11.280 --> 00:39:15.840
<v Speaker 2>I mean he is like a nice Snickers bar.

738
00:39:16.440 --> 00:39:18.079
<v Speaker 1>Oh he's so hot, he says.

739
00:39:18.320 --> 00:39:21.599
<v Speaker 3>His skin looks so smooth. It's so it's like ebony,

740
00:39:22.119 --> 00:39:23.880
<v Speaker 3>just like dark and smooth and.

741
00:39:24.119 --> 00:39:29.039
<v Speaker 1>Just just he's gorgeous. Now he's got cute hair, his

742
00:39:29.039 --> 00:39:29.840
<v Speaker 1>hairs kind of curly.

743
00:39:29.920 --> 00:39:30.800
<v Speaker 3>Loves his hair.

744
00:39:32.840 --> 00:39:38.199
<v Speaker 1>So, donnie, I am a twin and I came first,

745
00:39:38.400 --> 00:39:41.320
<v Speaker 1>but here on the island, I'll make sure you come first.

746
00:39:42.159 --> 00:39:44.119
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, just get away from me.

747
00:39:45.960 --> 00:39:47.280
<v Speaker 1>Gives his bracelet to shy In.

748
00:39:48.280 --> 00:39:49.559
<v Speaker 3>I would have no thanks.

749
00:39:51.320 --> 00:39:55.880
<v Speaker 1>Bradley says, I'm a bartender who might mix a stiff drink,

750
00:39:56.000 --> 00:39:58.360
<v Speaker 1>but I give a smooth mustache ride.

751
00:40:00.000 --> 00:40:04.239
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, it is so cringey.

752
00:40:04.559 --> 00:40:09.000
<v Speaker 2>Like, look, guys, don't judge us because we're older. This

753
00:40:09.039 --> 00:40:11.960
<v Speaker 2>should be cringey to anyone of any age.

754
00:40:12.679 --> 00:40:13.599
<v Speaker 3>This is so bad.

755
00:40:13.760 --> 00:40:15.719
<v Speaker 2>And they think that this is a way to attract

756
00:40:15.719 --> 00:40:17.559
<v Speaker 2>a woman by saying these things.

757
00:40:19.079 --> 00:40:22.320
<v Speaker 1>Zach says, I don't settle for average, and neither should you.

758
00:40:22.840 --> 00:40:26.679
<v Speaker 1>Gives his bracelet to Kayley. Clint says, I've got eyes

759
00:40:26.760 --> 00:40:29.000
<v Speaker 1>like to see, but I'm ready to put some motion

760
00:40:29.199 --> 00:40:30.039
<v Speaker 1>in your ocean.

761
00:40:30.840 --> 00:40:34.119
<v Speaker 3>Is that that black boy with blue eyes? Yes, stay

762
00:40:34.119 --> 00:40:36.320
<v Speaker 3>away from black boys with blue eyes or green eyes.

763
00:40:37.679 --> 00:40:38.840
<v Speaker 3>It is a rule of thumb.

764
00:40:39.239 --> 00:40:45.840
<v Speaker 1>Look at Rob. Thank you, Preston. I own an AI

765
00:40:45.960 --> 00:40:49.960
<v Speaker 1>company and I'm here to prove your relationship is artificial

766
00:40:52.519 --> 00:40:52.800
<v Speaker 1>with them.

767
00:40:54.079 --> 00:40:56.760
<v Speaker 3>Yet, no, that's different. I don't know that was a

768
00:40:56.840 --> 00:40:58.559
<v Speaker 3>dragon mouth that he has.

769
00:41:00.039 --> 00:41:02.119
<v Speaker 2>And when I say dragon out, I mean like drag

770
00:41:02.199 --> 00:41:04.719
<v Speaker 2>him out from Dragontails, the cartoon they used to come on.

771
00:41:04.920 --> 00:41:07.440
<v Speaker 3>Yes, yes, he looks like one of them. And you

772
00:41:07.519 --> 00:41:09.239
<v Speaker 3>do not own an AI company?

773
00:41:10.039 --> 00:41:13.519
<v Speaker 1>I mean talking about are you Microsoft? I mean exactly.

774
00:41:16.000 --> 00:41:18.920
<v Speaker 1>Peter gives a bracelet to Kaylee. Brayden gives a bracelet

775
00:41:18.920 --> 00:41:22.880
<v Speaker 1>to Scarlet. Malik gives a bracelet to Scarlet. Ethan comes

776
00:41:22.880 --> 00:41:26.000
<v Speaker 1>out and says, I'm a circus acrobat, so trust me

777
00:41:26.079 --> 00:41:29.320
<v Speaker 1>when I say you're sitting with a clown and he

778
00:41:29.400 --> 00:41:30.039
<v Speaker 1>does a flip.

779
00:41:31.079 --> 00:41:31.679
<v Speaker 2>You know what.

780
00:41:32.119 --> 00:41:32.880
<v Speaker 1>I didn't hate it.

781
00:41:33.039 --> 00:41:35.360
<v Speaker 3>I like the flip. I did it hate it, And

782
00:41:35.480 --> 00:41:40.000
<v Speaker 3>the Spider Man pos at the end we could go

783
00:41:40.079 --> 00:41:40.760
<v Speaker 3>out on the date.

784
00:41:41.119 --> 00:41:43.320
<v Speaker 1>He gives a bracelet to scarlet Ki.

785
00:41:43.519 --> 00:41:45.840
<v Speaker 2>God thought it was cool either way, Like the guys

786
00:41:45.840 --> 00:41:47.320
<v Speaker 2>were like really impressed with that.

787
00:41:48.800 --> 00:41:53.960
<v Speaker 1>A guy named Kai comes out and says, I'm from

788
00:41:53.960 --> 00:41:56.480
<v Speaker 1>Hawaii and I'm a surfer. But I promise you you

789
00:41:56.519 --> 00:41:59.280
<v Speaker 1>will learn to ride more than my longboard.

790
00:42:00.599 --> 00:42:03.559
<v Speaker 2>Let me say this, I will always know him because

791
00:42:03.599 --> 00:42:06.239
<v Speaker 2>he looks like he's on his fifth dose of prisoner

792
00:42:06.440 --> 00:42:09.039
<v Speaker 2>with those chucky ass cheeks.

793
00:42:10.559 --> 00:42:14.639
<v Speaker 1>On day five and front of his own pack. Why

794
00:42:14.639 --> 00:42:17.440
<v Speaker 1>do you need like the strongest star wars that they

795
00:42:17.480 --> 00:42:18.599
<v Speaker 1>have your cheese.

796
00:42:18.519 --> 00:42:21.280
<v Speaker 3>Like I couldn't get over the cheeks. I just I

797
00:42:21.280 --> 00:42:21.960
<v Speaker 3>couldn't do it.

798
00:42:23.440 --> 00:42:26.280
<v Speaker 1>Chris with the K says I used to play rugby,

799
00:42:26.360 --> 00:42:28.880
<v Speaker 1>so I'm built for impact. But I promise to be

800
00:42:29.000 --> 00:42:31.320
<v Speaker 1>gentle unless you say otherwise.

801
00:42:32.320 --> 00:42:34.480
<v Speaker 2>May Hey, why did you pick me to co host

802
00:42:34.519 --> 00:42:36.920
<v Speaker 2>this show with you? I am not mature enough.

803
00:42:36.920 --> 00:42:39.119
<v Speaker 3>Like why are you doing this to me?

804
00:42:43.519 --> 00:42:46.840
<v Speaker 1>So stupid? I can't get out of the mustache ride.

805
00:42:46.920 --> 00:42:54.719
<v Speaker 1>I'm never gonna get so disgusting, like what? So Mark

806
00:42:54.800 --> 00:42:56.639
<v Speaker 1>tells the guys to go to the villa. The girls

807
00:42:56.639 --> 00:42:59.199
<v Speaker 1>will be coming later, and Mark tells the couples, here's

808
00:42:59.199 --> 00:43:01.119
<v Speaker 1>your last moment. To talk to each other. As soon

809
00:43:01.119 --> 00:43:03.760
<v Speaker 1>as you'll say goodbye, they all kiss. They promise not

810
00:43:03.800 --> 00:43:09.280
<v Speaker 1>to do anything famous last words always okay. Cheyenne cries

811
00:43:09.440 --> 00:43:11.440
<v Speaker 1>and says, this is such a long time and that

812
00:43:11.559 --> 00:43:14.760
<v Speaker 1>was single and Mark goes, it's okay, girl, we got

813
00:43:14.800 --> 00:43:18.159
<v Speaker 1>you and are talking to her. She says, ultimately, I

814
00:43:18.199 --> 00:43:21.480
<v Speaker 1>want to be with Jack, and just everybody remind her

815
00:43:21.760 --> 00:43:24.079
<v Speaker 1>Jack has no job and has that hair. Okay.

816
00:43:24.400 --> 00:43:28.679
<v Speaker 2>She needs a therapist okay, and a life coach because

817
00:43:28.719 --> 00:43:30.800
<v Speaker 2>she she needs to spend a day with us because

818
00:43:30.800 --> 00:43:34.079
<v Speaker 2>this girl has no self esteem, none, and it just

819
00:43:34.079 --> 00:43:34.679
<v Speaker 2>gets worse.

820
00:43:35.559 --> 00:43:39.800
<v Speaker 1>Okay. So the boys enter their villa and so all

821
00:43:39.880 --> 00:43:43.760
<v Speaker 1>that means all the girls are there, and there's three

822
00:43:43.800 --> 00:43:47.719
<v Speaker 1>girls sitting on the couch. It's Lulu, Kennedy and Carter

823
00:43:48.800 --> 00:43:51.039
<v Speaker 1>and the girl in the middle, who I guess is

824
00:43:51.159 --> 00:43:54.480
<v Speaker 1>Kennedy with an eye says, these guys are like fresh

825
00:43:54.559 --> 00:43:58.079
<v Speaker 1>meat who need to unthaw. You call us the unthorwers

826
00:43:58.199 --> 00:44:04.719
<v Speaker 1>oof oof, and she barks at the camera. Unthowers is

827
00:44:04.760 --> 00:44:07.599
<v Speaker 1>not a thing, guys, because unthaw would mean freeze, you

828
00:44:07.800 --> 00:44:08.679
<v Speaker 1>fucking dummies.

829
00:44:10.000 --> 00:44:13.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I have to remind myself we're living in the

830
00:44:13.519 --> 00:44:15.079
<v Speaker 2>days of the Hawkatua girl.

831
00:44:15.559 --> 00:44:16.239
<v Speaker 1>That's true.

832
00:44:17.239 --> 00:44:21.559
<v Speaker 2>And this is what happens after when we make stupid

833
00:44:21.559 --> 00:44:24.719
<v Speaker 2>people famous, we get stupid our people trying to be famous.

834
00:44:24.880 --> 00:44:26.800
<v Speaker 3>How would lady like to be.

835
00:44:26.800 --> 00:44:30.519
<v Speaker 1>An unthaw is? Guys, if you're not watching on video,

836
00:44:30.559 --> 00:44:31.840
<v Speaker 1>I have to take a picture of it because these

837
00:44:31.840 --> 00:44:32.679
<v Speaker 1>people are stupid?

838
00:44:33.239 --> 00:44:36.840
<v Speaker 3>Are they cheery? She said something stupid and they cheered.

839
00:44:36.559 --> 00:44:42.639
<v Speaker 1>Her on and they were like yeah. Then we get

840
00:44:42.960 --> 00:44:46.320
<v Speaker 1>two other girls named Tiffany and Sydney. They both like Summit.

841
00:44:47.599 --> 00:44:51.679
<v Speaker 1>Mikey talks to India. She is wearing some sort of

842
00:44:51.719 --> 00:44:54.199
<v Speaker 1>weird outfit with like a head piece that goes with

843
00:44:54.239 --> 00:44:57.239
<v Speaker 1>it like an It's like a dress, skirt, headpiece all

844
00:44:57.239 --> 00:45:01.239
<v Speaker 1>in one, and the I'm talking to when you're in

845
00:45:01.280 --> 00:45:12.480
<v Speaker 1>Hawaii is it? And then talking head India says, you know,

846
00:45:12.599 --> 00:45:16.239
<v Speaker 1>Mikey is trying real hard to give homeboy homegirl vibes,

847
00:45:16.320 --> 00:45:20.119
<v Speaker 1>but I'm gonna trip him up. And then he talks

848
00:45:20.159 --> 00:45:22.440
<v Speaker 1>to lots of people and he says, I'm vibing with

849
00:45:22.480 --> 00:45:27.840
<v Speaker 1>the Big Three, the Three Musketeers, India, Jay Dog, and Christel.

850
00:45:28.920 --> 00:45:32.119
<v Speaker 1>And he says it's gonna get messy. I'm scared and

851
00:45:32.199 --> 00:45:33.920
<v Speaker 1>he goes, man, I didn't know I'd be locked in

852
00:45:33.960 --> 00:45:37.280
<v Speaker 1>so quick with you girls. But here's my note. He

853
00:45:37.400 --> 00:45:40.920
<v Speaker 1>yells a lot to get attention. He's not hot, he's

854
00:45:40.960 --> 00:45:42.000
<v Speaker 1>super fucking goofy.

855
00:45:43.199 --> 00:45:44.519
<v Speaker 3>He's major league goofy.

856
00:45:45.159 --> 00:45:48.599
<v Speaker 2>However, I will say, if he would just stay on

857
00:45:48.639 --> 00:45:53.960
<v Speaker 2>this track of being the cool homeboy, yeah, he may

858
00:45:54.039 --> 00:45:55.400
<v Speaker 2>still have a girlfriend.

859
00:45:55.000 --> 00:45:55.639
<v Speaker 3>At the end of this.

860
00:45:55.880 --> 00:45:58.559
<v Speaker 2>Like, to me, right now, he's doing the right thing.

861
00:45:58.639 --> 00:46:00.599
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna joke around with these girls. We're going to

862
00:46:00.639 --> 00:46:02.960
<v Speaker 2>have a good time, but nothing serious.

863
00:46:02.840 --> 00:46:04.960
<v Speaker 1>Right, and they'll all think of me as a buddy.

864
00:46:05.880 --> 00:46:06.559
<v Speaker 3>That's a big bro.

865
00:46:06.920 --> 00:46:10.880
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. And so you think to yourself, how was even

866
00:46:10.920 --> 00:46:13.000
<v Speaker 1>if he was like, you know, thinner and buff, let's

867
00:46:13.000 --> 00:46:15.679
<v Speaker 1>say in college, he still got the same personality. So

868
00:46:15.760 --> 00:46:19.840
<v Speaker 1>how in college would he get all the girls if

869
00:46:19.840 --> 00:46:27.760
<v Speaker 1>he had this personality? Rufie's okay allegedly Okay. So Jack

870
00:46:27.880 --> 00:46:31.400
<v Speaker 1>with the Hair talks to a girl named Carter. Carter

871
00:46:31.559 --> 00:46:36.199
<v Speaker 1>tells us she's a bottle girl, and he says, oh,

872
00:46:36.360 --> 00:46:37.719
<v Speaker 1>you know, when I grow up, I want to be

873
00:46:37.760 --> 00:46:40.880
<v Speaker 1>a club promoter. And she's like, oh wow, that's crazy.

874
00:46:40.920 --> 00:46:43.440
<v Speaker 1>Being a bottle girl's great. He literally is like yeah,

875
00:46:43.480 --> 00:46:46.559
<v Speaker 1>I'm just thinking about maybe i'd want to be. And

876
00:46:46.599 --> 00:46:48.679
<v Speaker 1>this is our first indication that not only does this

877
00:46:48.760 --> 00:46:51.199
<v Speaker 1>man have no drive, no career, he has no job.

878
00:46:52.239 --> 00:46:53.159
<v Speaker 3>He has no job.

879
00:46:53.320 --> 00:46:57.320
<v Speaker 2>He has no job, which goes back to Cheyenne having

880
00:46:57.400 --> 00:46:58.280
<v Speaker 2>no self esteem.

881
00:46:58.280 --> 00:46:59.840
<v Speaker 3>Why would you date a jobless man.

882
00:47:01.119 --> 00:47:03.800
<v Speaker 1>I don't understand what's happening here. And he's two years

883
00:47:03.840 --> 00:47:07.800
<v Speaker 1>older than her. Yeah, I know. And he cheated on her,

884
00:47:07.920 --> 00:47:12.639
<v Speaker 1>and he cheated on her. So over at the women's villa,

885
00:47:12.960 --> 00:47:15.920
<v Speaker 1>all the girls are mixing, you know, the four girls

886
00:47:15.960 --> 00:47:19.480
<v Speaker 1>were mixing with the guys, and the girls say, let's

887
00:47:19.519 --> 00:47:22.400
<v Speaker 1>play a game, and they get circus guy Ethan to

888
00:47:22.400 --> 00:47:25.679
<v Speaker 1>do some dancing and some flipping. Uh Kai, the surfer

889
00:47:25.679 --> 00:47:28.039
<v Speaker 1>does the strip tease. The other guys do push ups.

890
00:47:28.079 --> 00:47:30.280
<v Speaker 1>It's I said, more dancing, more bad to working.

891
00:47:31.079 --> 00:47:31.400
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

892
00:47:31.639 --> 00:47:36.599
<v Speaker 1>Cindy talks to ex Xavier about being from North Carolina

893
00:47:36.800 --> 00:47:40.000
<v Speaker 1>and they're where she lives now is near where he's

894
00:47:40.039 --> 00:47:44.320
<v Speaker 1>actually from. Right, She explains she's an esthetician. Another guy

895
00:47:44.400 --> 00:47:47.880
<v Speaker 1>named Peter comes up to chat. I'm talking to Sydney, says,

896
00:47:49.039 --> 00:47:51.400
<v Speaker 1>my boyfriend Mikey is a big flirt. I know he's

897
00:47:51.400 --> 00:47:54.239
<v Speaker 1>probably flirting with people you Okay, I didn't know. I

898
00:47:54.280 --> 00:47:56.320
<v Speaker 1>didn't know if you were coughing because you were coughing

899
00:47:56.400 --> 00:48:00.400
<v Speaker 1>or you're coughing because you're laughing. Okay, sorry, Sydney. He says,

900
00:48:00.400 --> 00:48:02.360
<v Speaker 1>Mikey is a big flirt. I know he's probably over

901
00:48:02.400 --> 00:48:06.639
<v Speaker 1>there flirting with everybody. Well, if you're call me, goofy.

902
00:48:08.320 --> 00:48:12.239
<v Speaker 1>And Kaylee tells the guys, you know, somebody is really

903
00:48:12.280 --> 00:48:14.719
<v Speaker 1>like outgoing and flirty. So I'm a little worried because

904
00:48:14.719 --> 00:48:15.599
<v Speaker 1>I'm not really like that.

905
00:48:16.440 --> 00:48:21.320
<v Speaker 2>No, she is a wet towel. She has no personality

906
00:48:21.400 --> 00:48:24.039
<v Speaker 2>at all. She's all eyes, that's all she is.

907
00:48:25.400 --> 00:48:31.599
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yeah. So the next day the guys and girls

908
00:48:31.639 --> 00:48:34.440
<v Speaker 1>go meet Mark and they're going to do, you know,

909
00:48:34.519 --> 00:48:37.079
<v Speaker 1>pick their first dates. Okay, so they get to see

910
00:48:37.079 --> 00:48:39.360
<v Speaker 1>each other after the first day, but they don't get

911
00:48:39.400 --> 00:48:44.320
<v Speaker 1>to interact with each other. Right, So the single guys

912
00:48:44.480 --> 00:48:51.000
<v Speaker 1>come out and Cheyenne picks Braiden, aged twenty five, and

913
00:48:51.079 --> 00:48:55.320
<v Speaker 1>the talking head Braiden is like that guy she's with Jack.

914
00:48:55.719 --> 00:48:58.639
<v Speaker 1>He looks like he's twelve, Like what's up his hair?

915
00:48:58.840 --> 00:49:01.440
<v Speaker 2>Like, oh my god, he looks like so his mom

916
00:49:01.480 --> 00:49:03.360
<v Speaker 2>should say did you or when are you gonna get

917
00:49:03.360 --> 00:49:03.840
<v Speaker 2>a haircut.

918
00:49:04.159 --> 00:49:06.440
<v Speaker 3>Yes, looks I gave you my debit card to go

919
00:49:06.480 --> 00:49:08.519
<v Speaker 3>get into haircut. Why haven't you gotten a haircut?

920
00:49:08.840 --> 00:49:11.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Grandma's coming next weekend. She's gonna be very upset

921
00:49:12.000 --> 00:49:12.920
<v Speaker 1>if your hair looks like that.

922
00:49:13.480 --> 00:49:16.760
<v Speaker 3>I mean, he's skinny. I don't know that. He's very tall.

923
00:49:17.199 --> 00:49:20.800
<v Speaker 2>He's not muscular like I don't know, unless he's got

924
00:49:20.800 --> 00:49:22.800
<v Speaker 2>the biggest dick on planet Earth.

925
00:49:23.719 --> 00:49:27.159
<v Speaker 1>Well, let's look. Let's look. He is. He is not

926
00:49:27.320 --> 00:49:29.920
<v Speaker 1>that much taller than her with the hair he is,

927
00:49:29.960 --> 00:49:31.679
<v Speaker 1>But I bet if you flotten that hair down, they'd

928
00:49:31.719 --> 00:49:32.679
<v Speaker 1>be the same size.

929
00:49:33.280 --> 00:49:38.119
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, there's nothing to him.

930
00:49:38.400 --> 00:49:42.880
<v Speaker 1>Okay, So Cheyenne picks a guy named Brayden. Sydney picks

931
00:49:43.320 --> 00:49:48.360
<v Speaker 1>x Xavier. Scarlet picks Bradley, the guy with the mustache.

932
00:49:48.639 --> 00:49:53.480
<v Speaker 1>Ride Kaylee picks Peter. I don't know anything about him. Okay.

933
00:49:54.119 --> 00:50:00.559
<v Speaker 1>The single ladies come out. Jack picks Carter, Mikey picks India,

934
00:50:01.320 --> 00:50:05.159
<v Speaker 1>and he says, India feels like a best friend. I

935
00:50:05.159 --> 00:50:09.320
<v Speaker 1>got my three amigos, j Justinia, Chrystelle and India. He's

936
00:50:09.360 --> 00:50:12.440
<v Speaker 1>saying this to everybody, and Sydney goes, that's his personality,

937
00:50:12.519 --> 00:50:17.159
<v Speaker 1>of course, his personality is to cling. So he's clinging

938
00:50:17.199 --> 00:50:20.079
<v Speaker 1>to three girls that he met yesterday.

939
00:50:19.840 --> 00:50:22.039
<v Speaker 3>Yesterday and already has given them a nickname.

940
00:50:22.199 --> 00:50:24.639
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the Three Musketeers, a Jay Dog and all that.

941
00:50:25.880 --> 00:50:29.239
<v Speaker 1>Cole picks a girl named Tiffany. Summit picks a girl

942
00:50:29.280 --> 00:50:34.000
<v Speaker 1>named Julianne. So, I can't remember what she looks like.

943
00:50:34.719 --> 00:50:38.519
<v Speaker 2>She's really she has a weird kind of voice, but

944
00:50:38.599 --> 00:50:39.480
<v Speaker 2>she's really cute.

945
00:50:41.119 --> 00:50:43.719
<v Speaker 1>I can't remember what she's like. Her voice sounds like

946
00:50:43.760 --> 00:50:47.800
<v Speaker 1>she's got a very long throat. Hmm okay, Yeah, she's

947
00:50:47.840 --> 00:50:51.400
<v Speaker 1>cute though. So they're going to do a group day.

948
00:50:51.440 --> 00:50:53.599
<v Speaker 1>They get, you know, all the group dates. So ladies,

949
00:50:53.599 --> 00:50:56.320
<v Speaker 1>take your dates and head towards the water. So the

950
00:50:56.400 --> 00:51:00.519
<v Speaker 1>talking head Sydney goes looking over at Mikey goes, oh,

951
00:51:00.559 --> 00:51:02.519
<v Speaker 1>he looks all sad and broken hearted, but when the

952
00:51:02.559 --> 00:51:06.679
<v Speaker 1>girls came out, he's all he he ha ha three amigos. Yeah,

953
00:51:06.719 --> 00:51:12.119
<v Speaker 1>and also it's girls, so it's a meguzz good point,

954
00:51:12.519 --> 00:51:17.920
<v Speaker 1>A good point, Sidney. The guy's chat and Mikey's like, god,

955
00:51:18.039 --> 00:51:19.840
<v Speaker 1>I mean, she just picked that guy, so she didn't

956
00:51:19.840 --> 00:51:20.880
<v Speaker 1>even give a fuck.

957
00:51:22.360 --> 00:51:23.000
<v Speaker 3>Supposed to do.

958
00:51:23.239 --> 00:51:25.800
<v Speaker 1>And meanwhile he's all he he ha ha, three amigos,

959
00:51:25.920 --> 00:51:28.360
<v Speaker 1>and those are my girls. Those are my three girls.

960
00:51:28.599 --> 00:51:30.679
<v Speaker 1>And he's mad because she picked a date, which is

961
00:51:30.719 --> 00:51:31.599
<v Speaker 1>what they were supposed to do.

962
00:51:32.719 --> 00:51:35.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because she picked a date that he knows he

963
00:51:35.480 --> 00:51:39.280
<v Speaker 2>could not be in a running match or anything like that.

964
00:51:39.440 --> 00:51:44.079
<v Speaker 1>Handled to that guy. Nope, and and the guys are like, man,

965
00:51:44.119 --> 00:51:47.760
<v Speaker 1>the bonfire, I hope it's not bad. And then Mikey

966
00:51:47.800 --> 00:51:51.079
<v Speaker 1>is sitting there by himself and he goes, I don't know.

967
00:51:51.280 --> 00:51:53.239
<v Speaker 1>And then and the producer says, what's coming up for you?

968
00:51:53.280 --> 00:51:54.840
<v Speaker 1>Like why are you so upset? And he goes, I

969
00:51:55.000 --> 00:51:59.519
<v Speaker 1>just really I love her. He starts balling crying.

970
00:51:59.679 --> 00:52:02.239
<v Speaker 2>Well, we because he's he's linked up with the Three

971
00:52:02.239 --> 00:52:04.000
<v Speaker 2>amigos and they're all on their periods.

972
00:52:04.679 --> 00:52:05.400
<v Speaker 3>That's why.

973
00:52:07.320 --> 00:52:10.400
<v Speaker 1>This is our first indication. Because I wrote, oh, poor guy,

974
00:52:10.480 --> 00:52:11.559
<v Speaker 1>He's like, actually.

975
00:52:11.199 --> 00:52:11.760
<v Speaker 3>I did too.

976
00:52:12.119 --> 00:52:13.119
<v Speaker 1>I was like, poor thing.

977
00:52:14.039 --> 00:52:17.840
<v Speaker 3>I actually goes oh no, I felt so.

978
00:52:18.119 --> 00:52:21.360
<v Speaker 1>I was like, maybe he is a good guy and

979
00:52:21.400 --> 00:52:24.159
<v Speaker 1>maybe he really has changed and he really needs to change.

980
00:52:24.199 --> 00:52:26.440
<v Speaker 1>And he wasn't. He was just like that in college,

981
00:52:26.760 --> 00:52:30.239
<v Speaker 1>but now he's going to try to be the goofball thing.

982
00:52:31.199 --> 00:52:32.280
<v Speaker 3>I thought the same thing.

983
00:52:33.039 --> 00:52:39.920
<v Speaker 1>That's the end of our episode. Next episode, We're not

984
00:52:39.960 --> 00:52:45.360
<v Speaker 1>gonna feel bad for Mikey. Mm hmmmmm over then episode

985
00:52:45.400 --> 00:52:49.079
<v Speaker 1>after that, it all goes downhill.

986
00:52:49.800 --> 00:52:52.599
<v Speaker 3>From this point. He had us right here, here, here,

987
00:52:52.639 --> 00:52:55.760
<v Speaker 3>here was his chance. Yeah, and he fucking blows it.

988
00:52:56.400 --> 00:53:00.360
<v Speaker 1>Mikey, Mikey stick with being a goofball, stick with a follow.

989
00:53:00.559 --> 00:53:03.559
<v Speaker 3>He had the perfect plan and he couldn't. He just

990
00:53:03.639 --> 00:53:04.400
<v Speaker 3>can't stick with it.

991
00:53:05.000 --> 00:53:07.360
<v Speaker 1>All right, that's the end of episode one. Everybody, Now,

992
00:53:07.400 --> 00:53:10.760
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna remind you Temptation Island. All nine episodes are

993
00:53:10.920 --> 00:53:13.440
<v Speaker 1>on the ten dollar level of Pink Shade Prime. If

994
00:53:13.480 --> 00:53:15.519
<v Speaker 1>you're listening to episode one, you might be hearing it

995
00:53:15.559 --> 00:53:18.559
<v Speaker 1>on the free feed, and good for you, aren't you lucky?

996
00:53:18.760 --> 00:53:21.480
<v Speaker 1>But the rest of them, hey, free feed two through

997
00:53:21.559 --> 00:53:23.719
<v Speaker 1>nine is gonna be over on the ten dollars level

998
00:53:23.719 --> 00:53:25.880
<v Speaker 1>of Prime. This is a little preview if you're on

999
00:53:26.159 --> 00:53:29.599
<v Speaker 1>the free feed, you guys. Temptation Island is the joy

1000
00:53:29.679 --> 00:53:31.719
<v Speaker 1>of my year every time it comes out. When I'm

1001
00:53:31.840 --> 00:53:36.760
<v Speaker 1>when I when I see Mark Wahlberg posting from from Hawaii,

1002
00:53:36.800 --> 00:53:41.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, oh, Mark, you doing Temptation Island? And he

1003
00:53:41.039 --> 00:53:43.760
<v Speaker 1>writes back It's like, I can't say, but he always

1004
00:53:43.840 --> 00:53:46.599
<v Speaker 1>is he's always playing golf and look at real tan

1005
00:53:47.199 --> 00:53:49.039
<v Speaker 1>and come on with the best advice.

1006
00:53:49.239 --> 00:53:51.880
<v Speaker 2>He does, yes, like I wish I could have a

1007
00:53:51.880 --> 00:53:54.360
<v Speaker 2>phone call like pep talk with him every fucking week.

1008
00:53:54.760 --> 00:53:56.599
<v Speaker 1>And you know he told me when I've interviewed him

1009
00:53:56.639 --> 00:53:59.199
<v Speaker 1>and when I met him in person that literally none

1010
00:53:59.199 --> 00:54:02.119
<v Speaker 1>of that is fed into his ear. He believes he

1011
00:54:02.159 --> 00:54:04.360
<v Speaker 1>does not know what that video is going to be

1012
00:54:04.360 --> 00:54:06.719
<v Speaker 1>before they see it. He has not watched the dailies,

1013
00:54:06.719 --> 00:54:09.039
<v Speaker 1>he has not watched the footage. He plays golf and

1014
00:54:09.079 --> 00:54:11.760
<v Speaker 1>then he goes to the bonfire watches it with us

1015
00:54:12.280 --> 00:54:14.039
<v Speaker 1>and it all is off the dome.

1016
00:54:14.880 --> 00:54:17.320
<v Speaker 3>I totally believe that he's just that good.

1017
00:54:17.440 --> 00:54:18.239
<v Speaker 1>He's just that good.

1018
00:54:18.559 --> 00:54:19.039
<v Speaker 3>He's good.

1019
00:54:19.920 --> 00:54:25.559
<v Speaker 1>He should host every reunion of every show like You're

1020
00:54:25.559 --> 00:54:28.239
<v Speaker 1>in Love is Blind. He was posting like, let me

1021
00:54:28.280 --> 00:54:30.079
<v Speaker 1>at some of these guys.

1022
00:54:30.000 --> 00:54:34.239
<v Speaker 3>Because Nick, I mean, Nick tried this season. He tried,

1023
00:54:35.559 --> 00:54:36.519
<v Speaker 3>he needed to try hard.

1024
00:54:36.599 --> 00:54:39.079
<v Speaker 1>But Mark would have been like, let's look inward, Chris,

1025
00:54:39.400 --> 00:54:41.079
<v Speaker 1>why are you a massage in his pig?

1026
00:54:42.679 --> 00:54:43.760
<v Speaker 3>And why are you so little?

1027
00:54:44.119 --> 00:54:51.280
<v Speaker 1>And my bucket red? Why is your face red? Are

1028
00:54:51.320 --> 00:54:53.519
<v Speaker 1>you on cocaine? Are you doing cocaine in the bathroom?

1029
00:54:53.639 --> 00:54:55.480
<v Speaker 3>Okay, cocaine is not good.

1030
00:54:56.400 --> 00:54:59.360
<v Speaker 1>Everybody. That's it. Everybody, please make sure you're following us

1031
00:54:59.400 --> 00:55:01.559
<v Speaker 1>on social media, a pink shape pod and a lever

1032
00:55:01.679 --> 00:55:04.039
<v Speaker 1>lounge Askeisha. And again, if you want the rest of

1033
00:55:04.079 --> 00:55:08.679
<v Speaker 1>these episodes, or you're already on the Prime, that's where

1034
00:55:08.679 --> 00:55:10.519
<v Speaker 1>they are. Thanks again, Here we go.