Speaker 1: Keisha, we are here to talk about Temptation Island season
Speaker 1: two on Netflix. This is really like maybe the seventh
Speaker 1: or eighth season, but it's season two on Netflix.
Speaker 2: This is like the stupidest thing that couples could possibly
Speaker 2: do for their relationships.
Speaker 1: It's so stupid. And you know, I love Mark l Wahlberg.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get him.
Speaker 3: He's great.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get him on for an interview. I've gotten
Speaker 1: him on the last three seasons, I think. And I
Speaker 1: met him in person in La and he's got like.
Speaker 2: He is, so he clocks everything and he tells him
Speaker 2: straight up how.
Speaker 1: It is, but without being insulting, like yes, you could
Speaker 1: just be like, are you an idiot? Do you see
Speaker 1: what you just did?
Speaker 2: And you know he wants to keep his job too,
Speaker 2: so it is. It is perfectly done.
Speaker 1: He's he's incredible. He's incredible. I've already just been clipping
Speaker 1: things off the TV from Mark. It's my favorite thing
Speaker 1: to do during Temptation Island season. Now, did you know,
Speaker 1: because you and I have never talked about Temptation Island? No,
Speaker 1: did you know that that song is sung by Ali Lohan?
Speaker 3: Well you did ask me?
Speaker 2: Maybe I don't know what show we were recording, but
Speaker 2: you played that song and you were like, this person
Speaker 2: is the sister of a well known celebrity.
Speaker 3: And I said, is it Lindsay Lohan's sister.
Speaker 2: You're like yeah, You're like, how did you know? It's like,
Speaker 2: I don't know, I remember that, yes, yeah, yeah. So
Speaker 2: but other than that, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 1: And they only did a smidge of the song in
Speaker 1: episode one where they were like in the in the
Speaker 1: there was one scene where they were like in the
Speaker 1: SUVs and you heard not this version, but somebody else
Speaker 1: sing in. I was like, oh, I guess they're just
Speaker 1: not going to lean into the Ali Lohan version.
Speaker 3: Well, I hope she got paid.
Speaker 1: Well, oh, I'm sure she didn't. I'm sure she didn't.
Speaker 1: But it was it was from like the when it
Speaker 1: was on USA. It was like from so long ago,
Speaker 1: you know when in their original song. I mean I
Speaker 1: had to like do a deep YouTube dive to find that.
Speaker 3: And I don't know if she's put out any other music.
Speaker 1: No, I don't know what she was a model for. Anyway,
Speaker 1: We're not here to talk about that. So guys, today,
Speaker 1: when Keisha and I are doing this recap, we're gonna
Speaker 1: be doing three episodes, so by the time you hear
Speaker 1: episode three, we may be like laying on the floor
Speaker 1: of our perspective little studios, exhausted.
Speaker 3: We won't have voices.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's see how we do after episode two. Maybe
Speaker 1: we'll just uh, we'll punt three to another day. We'll see.
Speaker 2: She has us working like we are sixteen year old
Speaker 2: girls with nothing else in life to do.
Speaker 3: Like literally last.
Speaker 2: Night I was pretending like I was Celine Dion before
Speaker 2: a concert and just not talking so I could preserve
Speaker 2: my voice.
Speaker 3: It can work out too well because instead of talking, I.
Speaker 1: Ate, okay, yeah, and I woke up a little sin
Speaker 1: of sea today. So we're going to see how it goes.
Speaker 1: It's to see how I got power through. We have
Speaker 1: power through. But this is Temptation Island on Netflix. So
Speaker 1: which is season two, episode one, and the name of
Speaker 1: this episode is Temptations Knocking. Now, they send us the screeners,
Speaker 1: and when we first got the screeners, none of the
Speaker 1: episodes had titles. And that happened because I was blind too,
Speaker 1: so they obviously put the titles in very late because
Speaker 1: when they get the screeners, there's no titles. But when
Speaker 1: I looked last night, because I watched some of this
Speaker 1: last week. When I looked last night, the titles were there, so.
Speaker 3: Well, it's weird.
Speaker 2: You know. I didn't look until last night, And you know,
Speaker 2: I never look at the title.
Speaker 1: I know. I'm always interested to see if it's going
Speaker 1: to be a theme. It's no theme here.
Speaker 3: Oh I like it when it's the theme me too.
Speaker 1: It makes me feel happy. But another thing I noticed
Speaker 1: is when I went to the pr Netflix thing and
Speaker 1: then I asked the Netflix person, is there any still photos?
Speaker 1: Because what I really wanted was a slideshow of the singles.
Speaker 1: I didn't get one, So you're just gonna have to
Speaker 1: use your imagination because it takes me almost until the
Speaker 1: last episode to understand who some of these singles are.
Speaker 2: Well, I just put it in two three categories. You've
Speaker 2: got the white girls who all look alike, the white
Speaker 2: girls who all look alike, and the Hispanic girls who
Speaker 2: all look alike.
Speaker 1: They all look like And what about the guys? Do
Speaker 1: you have categories for the guys?
Speaker 3: Literally, they all looked alike.
Speaker 1: I know. The only one that stands out to me
Speaker 1: is Xavier, and that's what.
Speaker 2: He's dark skinned and he's so hot, he's tall, and
Speaker 2: he's really good looking. And then I will say that
Speaker 2: guy Zach kind of stood up because I don't know
Speaker 2: if he has book teeth. An overbite it's slightly Lyssa
Speaker 2: Edwards from ru RuPaul's Drag Race, but it fascinates me.
Speaker 2: I love an overbite in a person like to you
Speaker 2: you want me, I am fascinated by them.
Speaker 3: I just will not stop staying at their mouth.
Speaker 2: Okay, something about it, right, I mean it's not very prominent.
Speaker 1: You know who has the biggest overbite in the world
Speaker 1: is Carol Rideswell, so she is Real Housewives in New
Speaker 1: York and from the previous seasons, but now she's going
Speaker 1: to be on the new iteration. She's gonna come back
Speaker 1: and kind of help this new group. She's got the
Speaker 1: right you've ever seen your whole life.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm gonna have to sit you a photo of
Speaker 2: Melissa Edwards because it is the best overbite ever.
Speaker 1: Okay, I've never heard anybody that was into an overbite.
Speaker 1: But all right, I will I.
Speaker 3: Just I talked to me overbyte talk.
Speaker 1: Okay, interesting, all right, But another thing I noticed so
Speaker 1: on we got the we got the photos, you know,
Speaker 1: the still photos from Netflix, and then I went because
Speaker 1: I got them last week, and then I went and
Speaker 1: looked this week because there's one thing I noticed, which
Speaker 1: is everybody's slide. Okay, Like here on the screen you'll
Speaker 1: see Kaylee and Summit. It tells you their job. I mean,
Speaker 1: Kaylee's just says fashion, which could mean like she works
Speaker 1: at the mall. But yeah, Summit no surprise, as a
Speaker 1: fitness coach. So everybody seems to have a job here, right.
Speaker 1: Scarlett is marketing owner, and Cole real estate he looks
Speaker 1: like real estate, and and Sidney is an esthetician. And
Speaker 1: Mikey as a live music event host, which completely tracks
Speaker 1: with his weird personality.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then.
Speaker 1: We have Jack and Cheyenne. We have Cheyenne as an
Speaker 1: entrepreneur in Jack, as you can see, has no occupation.
Speaker 1: It just says Jack comma, and.
Speaker 2: It is well, I didn't know any of this, and
Speaker 2: now so many of the things that we heard during
Speaker 2: the episodes makes sense now.
Speaker 1: But I want you to know that I went last
Speaker 1: night thinking like, oh, they added in the titles, so
Speaker 1: they probably went in and added in something for Jack, right,
Speaker 1: like he just doesn't work like literally retail, and they
Speaker 1: could put consultants, they could put an influencer, they could
Speaker 1: put anything. Literally, it is still says as of this taping,
Speaker 1: it still says Jack Comma. Blank. If you're looking at
Speaker 1: the screen, you can see Chyanne and Jack Cheyenne twenty three,
Speaker 1: Jack twenty five, occupation Cheyenne, entrepreneur, Jack Comma, and there's
Speaker 1: nothing there.
Speaker 2: I'm going to go ahead and guess that these two
Speaker 2: probably both still live at home.
Speaker 3: She's an entrepreneur of what of?
Speaker 1: What? What is? What is? What? What does she have? Yeah?
Speaker 2: That to me when when someone says I'm an entrepreneur,
Speaker 2: to me, you have hopes and dreams.
Speaker 3: You're not actually bringing in a cash flow.
Speaker 1: I want to tell you right now, I can't I
Speaker 1: when I tell you this boy's hair, Jack's hair. It's so.
Speaker 1: I showed pictures this weekend to my son John and
Speaker 1: his girlfriend Abam because I was at a fright party
Speaker 1: and all the boys have that like weird, fuzzy, stupid hair,
Speaker 1: including my son's. His isn't this extreme, but there are extremes.
Speaker 1: I showed them pictures I got. I said to Johnaica,
Speaker 1: I want you to know that this is people what
Speaker 1: people think your hair looks like like this guy.
Speaker 2: I doubt that John's hair looks anything close to that.
Speaker 1: It's not that bad, but it's it's fuzzy in the
Speaker 1: front and I hate it, and I'm.
Speaker 3: Kind of wondering they didn't show him with it like wet.
Speaker 2: And flip back because party wants to think that he
Speaker 2: has a Teresa judaized hairline, like it's really low or
Speaker 2: something wrong hair.
Speaker 1: Something's wrong with your hair, ohld head.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just it's it's bad, y'all.
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Speaker 1: going to start with them. So episode one is called
Speaker 1: Temptations Knocking, and the couple's coming on helicopters because when
Speaker 1: they moved over to Netflix, boy, they didn't come in cars.
Speaker 1: They come in helicopters. So thank you like that. I
Speaker 1: wouldn't like it either, but I'm just saying, like Netflix,
Speaker 1: up the production value.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: So Jack and Cheyenne. The way I can remember that
Speaker 1: is because it sounds like Jack and Diane. So that's
Speaker 1: how I'm like remembering that those two go together. They've
Speaker 1: been together for five years. They were so five years,
Speaker 1: so she's twenty three. They've been together since she was
Speaker 1: eighteen okay, and since he was twenty they were hooking
Speaker 1: up in high school, so it even goes further back
Speaker 1: than five years. He is her true love and her
Speaker 1: biggest heartbreak all in one three years ago when she
Speaker 1: was twenty and he was twenty two. He was unfaithful
Speaker 1: and she forgave him. But ever since then they've had
Speaker 1: trust issues.
Speaker 3: Well yeah, well yeah, the trust issue starts with the hair.
Speaker 1: If your hair looks like that, then I can't trust you.
Speaker 2: I can't trust you. I can't trust you to walk
Speaker 2: the dog. I can't trust you to go to the grocery.
Speaker 3: So I can't trust you to you. He can't even
Speaker 3: wear a hat.
Speaker 1: He can't even wear a hat. It will not even
Speaker 1: fit or not. He chooses to balance it.
Speaker 3: Either way.
Speaker 1: So he says, before I cheated, everything was perfect and
Speaker 1: I want to my loyalty to her, but it seems
Speaker 1: like it's never enough. And she says, I think Temptation
Speaker 1: Island is the ultimate test and if we ever get
Speaker 1: past it, it'll be a miracle. And I said, can
Speaker 1: you get past the hair? I mean, okay, so let's
Speaker 1: just say we've got the hair. He does not have
Speaker 1: a job, Nope, and he cheated on you.
Speaker 2: Uh huh, what do you think you're going to discover
Speaker 2: here on Temptation Island?
Speaker 1: Uh? That he's a bad dude.
Speaker 3: He's a fucking loser. Like yeah, I think that all
Speaker 3: the components of a loser. Let's just say we're mixing
Speaker 3: a bowl of loser. Those are the three main ingredients
Speaker 3: right there.
Speaker 1: Nail dip, nail dip. So now we're going to go
Speaker 1: to Summit and Kaylee. Now, Summit. It's very hard for
Speaker 1: me not to call him submits for me. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: very very hard. But this is Kaylee and Summit. Kaylee's
Speaker 1: twenty four Summit is twenty five. Of course, she's in
Speaker 1: fashion again, which is.
Speaker 2: So funny to me because she was not fashionable at all.
Speaker 2: And let me say, this picture of her is the
Speaker 2: best that she's going to look because it kind of
Speaker 2: goes downhill a little bit for her.
Speaker 1: Her look is odd, and it's because she's got giant eyeballs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, her hair looks good, she just never
Speaker 2: looks quite as fresh and good as she doesn't.
Speaker 3: Well, the picture's airbrush, never mind.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a fitness coach. So that explains some more
Speaker 1: of what we later.
Speaker 3: And I didn't know that, and I was like, oh no,
Speaker 3: it makes sense.
Speaker 1: Now, it makes a little more sense. He they're talking
Speaker 1: to Mark and he says, it's crazy how fast they
Speaker 1: got together and said, I love you, and it seemed
Speaker 1: like an infatuation, but it's definitely real. They've been together
Speaker 1: a year and he always thought he would say a bachelor,
Speaker 1: but he met her, he could see a future, and
Speaker 1: she goes, yeah, when we got together, we had an
Speaker 1: immediate obsession with each other, which can be healthy, but
Speaker 1: sometimes not. And if you're just infascuate, infatuated with each other,
Speaker 1: like you got to go deeper. And coming to Temptation
Speaker 1: Island was his idea, so now we also know it
Speaker 1: was Jack's idea coming to Temptation Island with Summit's idea.
Speaker 1: He says, life is short. Why waste each other's time?
Speaker 1: If they're going to go through cycles of being incredible
Speaker 1: breaking up, being incredible breaking up, this could be the
Speaker 1: fresh start they need. And my note here to kind
Speaker 1: of help me get through working through who these people are.
Speaker 1: Like Jack, we know because of a stupid hair, rightum,
Speaker 1: I said he kind of looks like that actor Andrew
Speaker 1: Reynolds and that helps me kind of work through Summit's
Speaker 1: look because at first it's hard, it's hard to figure
Speaker 1: out who's who, I.
Speaker 2: Tell you what with the batch here, you know, the couples, Yeah,
Speaker 2: it was kind of easy for me to distinguish who
Speaker 2: they are, unlike Love is Blind, where they literally all
Speaker 2: look just like.
Speaker 1: All right, here, I'll show you Andrew Reynolds. Okay, let's see.
Speaker 1: I just know Summit because he's got a big head. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's see. This is him. That's him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can see it.
Speaker 1: He's kind of got a little round face, you know.
Speaker 3: Yeah. And I think Cheyenne looks like if Daryl, Hannah
Speaker 3: and a horse had a baby.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that would be her.
Speaker 3: That's what she looks like. She's got like a very
Speaker 3: unique look.
Speaker 1: Hi, yeah, Yanne. It took me a while, And I've
Speaker 1: got a I've got a slide here of all the
Speaker 1: girls together, which helped me a little bit. So Scarlet
Speaker 1: is just like knocked dead gorgeous, but with like a
Speaker 1: middle of the boob tattoo. And so she I can
Speaker 1: like Scarlet because that's like a cool name, and she
Speaker 1: looks really beautiful. And then Cheyenne the Daryl Hannah is
Speaker 1: gonna help me with her now, and then Kaylee's got
Speaker 1: those eyes and not such blonde hair, and then Sydney's
Speaker 1: our only girl of color hair. Yeah, okay, so I
Speaker 1: did we get back over here?
Speaker 3: But they're all rockin'nettes.
Speaker 1: That that middle part all of yeah yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: So let's go down to Sydney and Mikey. Okay, this
Speaker 1: is a black couple, Sidney. They're both twenty four Sidney
Speaker 1: and Mikey. Sidney is an esthetician, so she has an
Speaker 1: actual career, right, It's good for you, Sidney. You seem
Speaker 1: so far to be the only one with a career.
Speaker 1: He is a live music event host. I don't know
Speaker 1: if that means it fits with his personality, which bugs.
Speaker 2: Here's the thing with that title. He could be anything
Speaker 2: from like a club promoter.
Speaker 1: Yeap, to like the manager at like House of Blues
Speaker 1: for House of Blues events, So you really don't know.
Speaker 1: He's twenty four or so promoters probably a clothe that's right.
Speaker 1: So they've been in a relationship for a year and
Speaker 1: a half and he says, I love Sidney from the
Speaker 1: soles of her feet to the top of her head,
Speaker 1: and I want my forever to be with her. But
Speaker 1: our biggest issue is trust. And he says he was
Speaker 1: a player in college with a messy pass. He wants
Speaker 1: to show her he's a better person, but she doesn't
Speaker 1: believe it. And she says this experiment will show her
Speaker 1: if he can be the person that he says he is, like,
Speaker 1: no more talkie talk show and he says this is needed,
Speaker 1: and she says yes. And my next note here is
Speaker 1: how long will it take for Keisha to talk about
Speaker 1: his child bearing hips?
Speaker 2: My thing is, You've got this girl who's so cute,
Speaker 2: she's educated, she's got a career. You are a fuck
Speaker 2: boy who has this shape of a chocolate croissant. I
Speaker 2: could not stop laughing at this dude.
Speaker 3: I literally call me all.
Speaker 1: Caps highlighted in pink. How long will it take for
Speaker 1: Keisha to talk about his child bearing him?
Speaker 3: He walks like.
Speaker 1: Everything watching a video you should just should have sugar ass.
Speaker 2: Because what he walks is so wullingly like it has
Speaker 2: a theme song to it, like are you fucking kidding me?
Speaker 3: Right now? It is so funny.
Speaker 1: Because later all the guys are out there pumping iron
Speaker 1: and him. They have nothing to do. They can't watch TV,
Speaker 1: they can't look at the phones. They're not going to
Speaker 1: get a newspaper, magazine. They have to talk to each other.
Speaker 1: And he's like, I feel bad because all the guys
Speaker 1: are over there lifted weights and I'm over here with
Speaker 1: the girls. I was like, yeah, you are, you got,
Speaker 1: you're feminine, like they are crazy.
Speaker 2: I was like, this is not for real, Like God,
Speaker 2: why are you doing this too? I'm trying to be
Speaker 2: good and you showed me him so and he's the player.
Speaker 1: Of the group and he's the player man. All Right,
Speaker 1: that was hilarious. Okay, so let's move on to Cole
Speaker 1: and Scarlett his name also episode three. I had to
Speaker 1: scroll back to the top, like, what the fuck is
Speaker 1: this guy? Same? Okay? So, Scarlet is sort of stereotypically beautiful, right,
Speaker 1: She's kind of got the fake boobs, She's got kind
Speaker 1: of a spray tan, like a fake blonde hair, lots
Speaker 1: of makeup, even in the boiling sun. She's very pretty.
Speaker 1: She's twenty nine, he's twenty seven. She's a marketing agency owner. Okay. So,
Speaker 1: and I kind of believe it. I kind of believe she's,
Speaker 1: you know, hashtag boss babe. Okay, he's a real estate agent,
Speaker 1: developer and entrepreneur. Entrepreneur at stop. But I can get that.
Speaker 1: He's a realtor and he is a chronic blinker. He
Speaker 1: is a chronic blinker. Great point.
Speaker 2: I don't know if he has dry eyes or what
Speaker 2: is I don't know if it's the climate change there
Speaker 2: in Hawaii or what.
Speaker 3: But dude blinks a lot, and he blinks hard.
Speaker 1: He does blink a lot. Yeah he does. So let's see. Okay,
Speaker 1: I have put my thing on. Do not start, but
Speaker 1: I keep getting these. Okay, let me put this on.
Speaker 1: I keep getting these. He is driving me nuts. Okay,
Speaker 1: do not start. Thank you. Okay, So she says. So
Speaker 1: they've been in a two year relationship, and she says,
Speaker 1: we have so many similar interests, our businesses, going to
Speaker 1: the gym, traveling, day to day life. We do it
Speaker 1: all together. It was her idea to come. They started
Speaker 1: out hot and heavy, but she felt there were little
Speaker 1: lies along the way, and if you can lie about
Speaker 1: little things, he'll lie about everything, which is true. And
Speaker 1: he says, yeah, I fly it out, lie when there's
Speaker 1: no need, like the best route is just to be honest.
Speaker 1: But then I lie, and it's hard, and I don't
Speaker 1: know why I do it, but I think it comes
Speaker 1: out of fear or just trying to avoid confrontation, which
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 3: A lot of men do that.
Speaker 2: They're like, you know what, let me just tell this
Speaker 2: stupid ass lie so she doesn't yell at me. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but I think every time he lies, he blinks. That's
Speaker 2: how she knows he's lying.
Speaker 1: But I think that it's similar to what we saw
Speaker 1: with Alex on Love is Blind. He's just like, well,
Speaker 1: I didn't tell you that I lived here because then
Speaker 1: you would ask a lot of questions. And she's like, right,
Speaker 1: but now I'm asking more questions because you lied about
Speaker 1: where you lived when you just could have said where
Speaker 1: you lived.
Speaker 2: Like and men are as smart as they can be,
Speaker 2: they are still so stupid and they don't want to
Speaker 2: be asked a lot of questions.
Speaker 3: They don't want to have to over explain.
Speaker 1: It's just like, how do I get out of this
Speaker 1: without having to have a long time and then get
Speaker 1: you're a liar And they'll be like, well, it's just
Speaker 1: they think lie by omission is not a lie, but
Speaker 1: it is.
Speaker 3: It is a lie.
Speaker 2: And unfortunately these girls are in their twenties and they
Speaker 2: still care when you're in your forties and fifty, we
Speaker 2: just don't give a fuck, Like, just I know you lying,
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna call you out because I just don't care.
Speaker 1: Yeah, who's don't Yeah whatever.
Speaker 3: He's totally like whatever.
Speaker 1: So they meet Mark, who's standing there with his Hawaiian
Speaker 1: shirt is gleaming teeth. And Mark meets Kaylee and summit okay,
Speaker 1: and again I feel like I got to pull him
Speaker 1: up every time we talk about him, because it does
Speaker 1: take a minute. Okay. They meet Kaylee and sonnet it
Speaker 1: and he says he has commitment issues and with her
Speaker 1: it was too quick, too fast, and he became a
Speaker 1: shitty boyfriend. And she says, I put my foot down
Speaker 1: with him and I was free and I felt better,
Speaker 1: and then I wrote him a long list of things
Speaker 1: to happen if we were to get back together, and
Speaker 1: she's a he says, and that's why we're here to
Speaker 1: break that cycle of breaking up and being good and
Speaker 1: getting back together and then breaking up.
Speaker 3: And they've only been together one year, right.
Speaker 1: One, let me just call back up because again I
Speaker 1: just forget.
Speaker 3: One, the majority of one. Yet one what one a year?
Speaker 3: You're still getting to know the person.
Speaker 1: Break up, get back together, break up, get back together
Speaker 1: in a year, stupid.
Speaker 3: Then it's not gonna work.
Speaker 2: Like if you're breaking up and making up that much,
Speaker 2: this is y'all don't get along. Y'all are friends, be
Speaker 2: fuck buddies, or just don't have anything to do with
Speaker 2: each other.
Speaker 3: It's been a year. I don't yeh.
Speaker 2: Being on this show is not gonna do anything but
Speaker 2: possibly get someone like.
Speaker 3: I don't know, free promotion for their.
Speaker 1: Job and then if they have if they have a job, right,
Speaker 1: if they have a job.
Speaker 3: Not not you, Jack. We're not talking about you.
Speaker 1: No, not you Jack. So I'm talking to Ed. He says,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm just kind of a free spirit and
Speaker 1: Kaylee is more of a realist. And I'm here to
Speaker 1: prove to myself that I'm really ready to settle down.
Speaker 3: Okay, you don't have.
Speaker 2: To prove you already what I'm here to prove to myself?
Speaker 2: And how come you just can't know?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Right? Why do you? Why do you have to do?
Speaker 1: You have to have like a.
Speaker 3: Rap battle with yourself?
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? So Mark meets Scarlet and
Speaker 1: Cole will pull them up again. Scarlet and Cole, and
Speaker 1: they say when they were dating, they started off hard
Speaker 1: and heavy, fast and strong, but right off the bat
Speaker 1: there was dishonesty and so because of that, she never
Speaker 1: has felt safe with him again. They've been together like
Speaker 1: a year and a half, and Cole says, when we
Speaker 1: first started out, I wanted to go full in, but
Speaker 1: she wasn't into committing. So because we weren't dating when
Speaker 1: we were together, I would lie about seeing other people.
Speaker 1: But he says, like, we weren't dating, so he didn't
Speaker 1: have to tell her, but if she would ask, he
Speaker 1: would flat out lie.
Speaker 2: So that sounds like a typical stupid guy thing as well,
Speaker 2: because it's like, if I tell her I'm dating other people,
Speaker 2: then she may not want to date me anymore.
Speaker 3: And I still kind of want to date her. But
Speaker 3: you guys, weren't dating.
Speaker 1: They were dating. But if she'd say, not exclusive, did
Speaker 1: you see somebody? And he would say no, when he
Speaker 1: could have just said yes, because what does it matter?
Speaker 1: You know? How about you just don't ask? If you're
Speaker 1: not dating, don't ask.
Speaker 3: There you go.
Speaker 1: So they say the state of their the relationship is
Speaker 1: that they're wounds. The wounds are very strong because she's
Speaker 1: always waiting for the next thing to pop up, and
Speaker 1: because of that, he doesn't feel like he can truly
Speaker 1: be himself in an open up because she's always waiting
Speaker 1: for him to fuck up. Well, if you didn't fuck up,
Speaker 1: if you didn't suck up, then one Okay, so the
Speaker 1: talking head, she says, I deserve the truth from him,
Speaker 1: even if the truth hurts. All right, my Mark now
Speaker 1: talks to Mikey and Sydney. Okay, he looks like a
Speaker 1: fucking Nike he does. Now. I wonder nobody could take
Speaker 1: him seriously. So Mike says, we've known each other since college,
Speaker 1: age twenty. So remember she's twenty four, he's twenty four,
Speaker 1: esthetician and he's live music host. He says, I was
Speaker 1: a hoe in college. And then talking to it, she says,
Speaker 1: in college, every time I thought we were working out
Speaker 1: or getting serious, somebody would tell me something he had done.
Speaker 1: He slept with this girl, he slept with that girl.
Speaker 1: And he goes, yeah, it's a trusting She doesn't trust me,
Speaker 1: and I get it. I was terrible in college, But
Speaker 1: right now I have shown her for a year that
Speaker 1: I'm here for her, and Mark goes, so, you're here
Speaker 1: to prove to her that your player days are gone,
Speaker 1: and he says, yes, Well.
Speaker 2: I clearly his prime was in college, because it's not
Speaker 2: right now, not physically.
Speaker 1: I don't get it.
Speaker 2: I don't Maybe he was a total muscular stud in college. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he has really fallen off that path. I mean, the
Speaker 2: personality is still there, and sometimes that old personality will
Speaker 2: get you far.
Speaker 1: I guess if you're a live music promoter, maybe, but
Speaker 1: not for like women. I don't know.
Speaker 3: I mean, look, he got her, Yeah, he got her.
Speaker 1: Mark talks to Little Diddy about Jack and Chyenne, and
Speaker 1: Jack says they've been together five years. Three years in
Speaker 1: he went out with a friend. He and Cheyenne have
Speaker 1: been arguing and he cheated and he came home and
Speaker 1: he had a hickey and she was asking him about it,
Speaker 1: and he wasn't totally telling her the truth. And then
Speaker 1: she looked at his most social media ad who is
Speaker 1: the person he had added most recently on social media?
Speaker 1: I was like, may these girls are smart? I would
Speaker 1: never think of that. Yeah, And he had messaged that
Speaker 1: girl from his phone and he said, I'm still thinking
Speaker 1: about your lips and she wrote back and said, which ones?
Speaker 1: M Damn?
Speaker 2: I wrote, jeez, well, here's my thing. Like he already
Speaker 2: had the evidence on his neck.
Speaker 1: Literally yeah, He's like, I don't know. I booked it
Speaker 1: to a wall a curling iron. I don't know. I
Speaker 1: had to wait.
Speaker 3: And that did that to me one time. He had
Speaker 3: a hickey on his neck, as like, what is that?
Speaker 1: He's like nothing, Bruce, what Yeah, Like we don't know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so silly, And she says, and ever since that happened,
Speaker 1: he has shown me I'm the only one for him.
Speaker 1: But that scar doesn't go away, and I have resentment
Speaker 1: and he goes, I've changed a lot since I did that,
Speaker 1: and I just want to come home to her. At
Speaker 1: the end of this you know, experiment or whatever.
Speaker 2: Coming home from where, not from work, where you're coming
Speaker 2: home from coming home from your mom's house, and the
Speaker 2: talking Eddy says, we really just need to figure out
Speaker 2: what's going on, and maybe they're maybe we're too attached,
Speaker 2: maybe we're too comfortable, and maybe we will decide to
Speaker 2: walk away.
Speaker 1: Okay, Mark explains what's gonna happen here. You're going to
Speaker 1: be living apart and surrounded by singles that are here
Speaker 1: to test you. The real test is when emotions run high,
Speaker 1: temptation becomes real and when you were faced with the
Speaker 1: choices you never expected. When it's over, you're going to
Speaker 1: know the one truth that matters the most. Are you
Speaker 1: meant to be together? Or is it time to move on?
Speaker 1: Your journey on the island begins. Now, okay, helicopters leave,
Speaker 1: They get into their SUVs and here's where we're here.
Speaker 2: No, no, let me.
Speaker 1: Time to go to their villas and meet the singles.
Speaker 1: Here are the so they okay, no, no, no, sorry,
Speaker 1: they don't go to the villas. They go to the
Speaker 1: next spot where they sit. Girls and guys. Couple sit together,
Speaker 1: and then the singles come out, first girls, then guys. Okay,
Speaker 1: here are the single ladies. They're in red robes and bikinis. Now,
Speaker 1: I was upset last season because they were all in
Speaker 1: such mismatched bikini. I said they should They shouldn't all
Speaker 1: be in red because then you can't even like ascertain
Speaker 1: like who's face. But they should be They should only
Speaker 1: have one or two choices. So obviously they listen to
Speaker 1: the podcast. Yeah, summer in red summer and floral summer
Speaker 1: in Cheetah. But they do match.
Speaker 3: Yes, you should have got a produce your credit for them.
Speaker 1: Damn it, I need that ten dollars from Netflix. So
Speaker 1: the girls are going to introduce themselves and hand a
Speaker 1: bracelet to the guy they're most attracted to.
Speaker 3: All right, now, let me let me say.
Speaker 2: This, like, I am wondering that when these girls applied
Speaker 2: for the show, did they all have to show their ass?
Speaker 2: Because we see a lot of ass, and all their
Speaker 2: asses look just toke, just in different shades. Hey, god knows,
Speaker 2: there's not one full bikini on any of them.
Speaker 3: No, no, all you see our cheeks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it. And I'm I don't like that that's
Speaker 1: the trend of the world either. I'd like regular bikini
Speaker 1: bottom is good for me.
Speaker 3: Well, because here's the truth of the matter is you're
Speaker 3: basically saying you have to be this size and your
Speaker 3: ask to look like this, look like this in order
Speaker 3: to be on the show.
Speaker 1: I don't like that. I don't like it either. I
Speaker 1: do like that not all the girls have fake boobs.
Speaker 1: I like that because a lot of them have regular boobs.
Speaker 2: They did, But I feel like you could be a
Speaker 2: temptress and be bigger than what these girls are totally.
Speaker 2: I mean, how do you think I got through life.
Speaker 1: Listen, I don't look like any of these girls, and
Speaker 1: I have a very flat I didn't always have a
Speaker 1: flat ass. I had a decent one when I was younger.
Speaker 1: But now it's pancake city. All the weight moved. Everyone
Speaker 1: loves a pancake right to my gut. Okay, this is
Speaker 1: not a visual anybody needs while we're talking about these
Speaker 1: hot girls. Okay, I'm gonna tell you these girls taglines.
Speaker 3: Okay, Oh, they were bad.
Speaker 1: They're always bad, They're always bad. So Jasinia comes up
Speaker 1: and she says, good things come in small packages, but
Speaker 1: don't worry, this ain't one of them. Jiggles her own ass.
Speaker 3: She jiggled her own ass.
Speaker 1: May pay.
Speaker 2: I gotta tell you, I would be mortified if my
Speaker 2: daughter were on this show, either as part of the
Speaker 2: couple or as one of these girls.
Speaker 3: Yes, I would drag her ass home.
Speaker 1: I don't care how much money they paid you. This
Speaker 1: iss that is very embarrassing.
Speaker 3: Sorry.
Speaker 1: So she gives her bracelet to Mikey.
Speaker 2: He gets the first first fucking bracelet goes to this boy.
Speaker 3: He looks like the Hamburgler, like he just fucking.
Speaker 2: He looks like he is as like a pastry please
Speaker 2: to me, like, no matter if it's a often of croissants,
Speaker 2: he just is so doe to me.
Speaker 1: He looks like he works at Target.
Speaker 3: Oh that's on IL five.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 3: Do you want me to take you and let me
Speaker 3: tell you about my career? Yeah, he does.
Speaker 1: So. Maya comes out and she and again like it.
Speaker 1: Normally we have the slides that I can show you
Speaker 1: these people, but I looked right before this, and we
Speaker 1: have no slides of the singles. If if we get
Speaker 1: them as we as we're doing this, because we're doing
Speaker 1: this pretty early. If we get this as we go,
Speaker 1: I'll add them. Maya comes down and says, I'm a
Speaker 1: Hooters girl, I'm a model, and I want to miss Miami.
Speaker 1: But no matter what I do, you'll want to pin
Speaker 1: me up against your wall. Oh my god, gives her
Speaker 1: bracelet to coal Christelle. You know why didn't I highlight
Speaker 1: her name? Okay? Christelle comes out and says, and she's
Speaker 1: she's around quite a bit. She says, I'm a property
Speaker 1: man and I don't like to give out eviction notices,
Speaker 1: but you ladies gotta go, and she gives her bracelet
Speaker 1: to Mikey. Julianne I'm a teacher and I'm gonna give
Speaker 1: you an F, but not the grade.
Speaker 3: There is no way on God's green earth this girl
Speaker 3: is a teacher. Well, she won't be a teacher after
Speaker 3: this coming.
Speaker 1: No, that's terrible.
Speaker 2: She just fucked up her entire career to be on
Speaker 2: this show, and she said those words.
Speaker 1: She gives a bracelet to Jack, which shows bad taste.
Speaker 1: Bad taste.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she'll need to beach.
Speaker 2: The US educational system is bad enough without having her
Speaker 2: as a teacher.
Speaker 1: Lexi tells us I have an open heart and open
Speaker 1: mind and I'd love to connect with someone. Okay, that's fine.
Speaker 1: She gives her bracelet to Summit. Tiffany gives a bracelet
Speaker 1: to Summit, gives a bracelet to Summit. Lulu comes out.
Speaker 1: Lulu says, I'm a playboy bunny, and you're about to
Speaker 1: lou lose your man.
Speaker 2: God.
Speaker 3: She's written out the family. Will you can't do it?
Speaker 1: Sydney comes out, Hi, I'm Sydney. I'm into all the d's, dancing, dentistry,
Speaker 1: and maybe your d will make my list? Is Sydney
Speaker 1: a dentist? She had tech? Okay, and they don't tell
Speaker 1: us their name. They don't tell us their age is
Speaker 1: either no, which is what we usually get. And this
Speaker 1: is annoying. So India comes up and says I've dated
Speaker 1: men and women and gives her bracelet to Mikey. That's
Speaker 1: all we got from her. Kennedy with an I says,
Speaker 1: I'm a flight attendant. Let me know when you're ready
Speaker 1: to upgrade to first class. I don't have who, she
Speaker 1: gives a bracelet to. And then Carter, I just been
Speaker 1: is college and my final exam is oral.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, where is Micah from Ladies of London
Speaker 2: when you need them?
Speaker 3: Because these girls all need an etiquette class and that's
Speaker 3: coming from me.
Speaker 1: Horrible. She gives her bracelet to submit. Okay, and Mark says,
Speaker 1: well it's important to have a good education.
Speaker 3: Yes.
Speaker 2: If this does not encourage girls who stay in school
Speaker 2: and get your education and get your money, I don't
Speaker 2: know what else.
Speaker 1: Will thank you, ladies. Mikey has five bracelets. Some that
Speaker 1: has five bracelets, Cole has one, Jack has one.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: Mark tells the ladies you can go move into your
Speaker 1: villa and the guys will join you shortly. Okay. So
Speaker 1: the ladies move into the villa. They're literally like in
Speaker 1: bunk rooms. And then the guys each have their own room.
Speaker 1: All right, single guys, here we go. They're all in
Speaker 1: white crochet type shirts. They take their shirts offh They're
Speaker 1: all in different shorts, some red, some yellows and floral.
Speaker 1: But at least there's a theme, okay.
Speaker 3: And they all like the girls all had cheeks. All
Speaker 3: the boys have abs.
Speaker 1: All the boys have abs. Are there. It may be
Speaker 1: they're spray on, but they got them, but they got them. Xavier,
Speaker 1: Now Xavier is spelled girl x Z A v I
Speaker 1: E R, so Xavier usually is with an X or
Speaker 1: a Z. But they said, we're gonna do both. We're
Speaker 1: gonna be real extra with this, Like they gonna if.
Speaker 2: There's five Xaviers in the classroom, they're gonna know which
Speaker 2: one is.
Speaker 3: My boy.
Speaker 1: Xavier says, I used to be a track star, so
Speaker 1: I got all the endurance you need. And he gives
Speaker 1: his bracelet to Sydney. Xavier is so hot. And I
Speaker 1: sent a picture of him to Matt Marr and I
Speaker 1: said you might, oh shit. I said you might need
Speaker 1: to watch Temptation Island. And he said, that man is
Speaker 1: gonna make me lose all my savings.
Speaker 2: I think that Matt Mara maybe five months pregnant after
Speaker 2: he saw Xavier.
Speaker 1: I send him more than one picture. He's like, stop
Speaker 1: sending me pictures of this man.
Speaker 2: I mean he is like a nice Snickers bar.
Speaker 1: Oh he's so hot, he says.
Speaker 3: His skin looks so smooth. It's so it's like ebony,
Speaker 3: just like dark and smooth and.
Speaker 1: Just just he's gorgeous. Now he's got cute hair, his
Speaker 1: hairs kind of curly.
Speaker 3: Loves his hair.
Speaker 1: So, donnie, I am a twin and I came first,
Speaker 1: but here on the island, I'll make sure you come first.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, just get away from me.
Speaker 1: Gives his bracelet to shy In.
Speaker 3: I would have no thanks.
Speaker 1: Bradley says, I'm a bartender who might mix a stiff drink,
Speaker 1: but I give a smooth mustache ride.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, it is so cringey.
Speaker 2: Like, look, guys, don't judge us because we're older. This
Speaker 2: should be cringey to anyone of any age.
Speaker 3: This is so bad.
Speaker 2: And they think that this is a way to attract
Speaker 2: a woman by saying these things.
Speaker 1: Zach says, I don't settle for average, and neither should you.
Speaker 1: Gives his bracelet to Kayley. Clint says, I've got eyes
Speaker 1: like to see, but I'm ready to put some motion
Speaker 1: in your ocean.
Speaker 3: Is that that black boy with blue eyes? Yes, stay
Speaker 3: away from black boys with blue eyes or green eyes.
Speaker 3: It is a rule of thumb.
Speaker 1: Look at Rob. Thank you, Preston. I own an AI
Speaker 1: company and I'm here to prove your relationship is artificial
Speaker 1: with them.
Speaker 3: Yet, no, that's different. I don't know that was a
Speaker 3: dragon mouth that he has.
Speaker 2: And when I say dragon out, I mean like drag
Speaker 2: him out from Dragontails, the cartoon they used to come on.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, he looks like one of them. And you
Speaker 3: do not own an AI company?
Speaker 1: I mean talking about are you Microsoft? I mean exactly.
Speaker 1: Peter gives a bracelet to Kaylee. Brayden gives a bracelet
Speaker 1: to Scarlet. Malik gives a bracelet to Scarlet. Ethan comes
Speaker 1: out and says, I'm a circus acrobat, so trust me
Speaker 1: when I say you're sitting with a clown and he
Speaker 1: does a flip.
Speaker 2: You know what.
Speaker 1: I didn't hate it.
Speaker 3: I like the flip. I did it hate it, And
Speaker 3: the Spider Man pos at the end we could go
Speaker 3: out on the date.
Speaker 1: He gives a bracelet to scarlet Ki.
Speaker 2: God thought it was cool either way, Like the guys
Speaker 2: were like really impressed with that.
Speaker 1: A guy named Kai comes out and says, I'm from
Speaker 1: Hawaii and I'm a surfer. But I promise you you
Speaker 1: will learn to ride more than my longboard.
Speaker 2: Let me say this, I will always know him because
Speaker 2: he looks like he's on his fifth dose of prisoner
Speaker 2: with those chucky ass cheeks.
Speaker 1: On day five and front of his own pack. Why
Speaker 1: do you need like the strongest star wars that they
Speaker 1: have your cheese.
Speaker 3: Like I couldn't get over the cheeks. I just I
Speaker 3: couldn't do it.
Speaker 1: Chris with the K says I used to play rugby,
Speaker 1: so I'm built for impact. But I promise to be
Speaker 1: gentle unless you say otherwise.
Speaker 2: May Hey, why did you pick me to co host
Speaker 2: this show with you? I am not mature enough.
Speaker 3: Like why are you doing this to me?
Speaker 1: So stupid? I can't get out of the mustache ride.
Speaker 1: I'm never gonna get so disgusting, like what? So Mark
Speaker 1: tells the guys to go to the villa. The girls
Speaker 1: will be coming later, and Mark tells the couples, here's
Speaker 1: your last moment. To talk to each other. As soon
Speaker 1: as you'll say goodbye, they all kiss. They promise not
Speaker 1: to do anything famous last words always okay. Cheyenne cries
Speaker 1: and says, this is such a long time and that
Speaker 1: was single and Mark goes, it's okay, girl, we got
Speaker 1: you and are talking to her. She says, ultimately, I
Speaker 1: want to be with Jack, and just everybody remind her
Speaker 1: Jack has no job and has that hair. Okay.
Speaker 2: She needs a therapist okay, and a life coach because
Speaker 2: she she needs to spend a day with us because
Speaker 2: this girl has no self esteem, none, and it just
Speaker 2: gets worse.
Speaker 1: Okay. So the boys enter their villa and so all
Speaker 1: that means all the girls are there, and there's three
Speaker 1: girls sitting on the couch. It's Lulu, Kennedy and Carter
Speaker 1: and the girl in the middle, who I guess is
Speaker 1: Kennedy with an eye says, these guys are like fresh
Speaker 1: meat who need to unthaw. You call us the unthorwers
Speaker 1: oof oof, and she barks at the camera. Unthowers is
Speaker 1: not a thing, guys, because unthaw would mean freeze, you
Speaker 1: fucking dummies.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I have to remind myself we're living in the
Speaker 2: days of the Hawkatua girl.
Speaker 1: That's true.
Speaker 2: And this is what happens after when we make stupid
Speaker 2: people famous, we get stupid our people trying to be famous.
Speaker 3: How would lady like to be.
Speaker 1: An unthaw is? Guys, if you're not watching on video,
Speaker 1: I have to take a picture of it because these
Speaker 1: people are stupid?
Speaker 3: Are they cheery? She said something stupid and they cheered.
Speaker 1: Her on and they were like yeah. Then we get
Speaker 1: two other girls named Tiffany and Sydney. They both like Summit.
Speaker 1: Mikey talks to India. She is wearing some sort of
Speaker 1: weird outfit with like a head piece that goes with
Speaker 1: it like an It's like a dress, skirt, headpiece all
Speaker 1: in one, and the I'm talking to when you're in
Speaker 1: Hawaii is it? And then talking head India says, you know,
Speaker 1: Mikey is trying real hard to give homeboy homegirl vibes,
Speaker 1: but I'm gonna trip him up. And then he talks
Speaker 1: to lots of people and he says, I'm vibing with
Speaker 1: the Big Three, the Three Musketeers, India, Jay Dog, and Christel.
Speaker 1: And he says it's gonna get messy. I'm scared and
Speaker 1: he goes, man, I didn't know I'd be locked in
Speaker 1: so quick with you girls. But here's my note. He
Speaker 1: yells a lot to get attention. He's not hot, he's
Speaker 1: super fucking goofy.
Speaker 3: He's major league goofy.
Speaker 2: However, I will say, if he would just stay on
Speaker 2: this track of being the cool homeboy, yeah, he may
Speaker 2: still have a girlfriend.
Speaker 3: At the end of this.
Speaker 2: Like, to me, right now, he's doing the right thing.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna joke around with these girls. We're going to
Speaker 2: have a good time, but nothing serious.
Speaker 1: Right, and they'll all think of me as a buddy.
Speaker 3: That's a big bro.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And so you think to yourself, how was even
Speaker 1: if he was like, you know, thinner and buff, let's
Speaker 1: say in college, he still got the same personality. So
Speaker 1: how in college would he get all the girls if
Speaker 1: he had this personality? Rufie's okay allegedly Okay. So Jack
Speaker 1: with the Hair talks to a girl named Carter. Carter
Speaker 1: tells us she's a bottle girl, and he says, oh,
Speaker 1: you know, when I grow up, I want to be
Speaker 1: a club promoter. And she's like, oh wow, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: Being a bottle girl's great. He literally is like yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm just thinking about maybe i'd want to be. And
Speaker 1: this is our first indication that not only does this
Speaker 1: man have no drive, no career, he has no job.
Speaker 3: He has no job.
Speaker 2: He has no job, which goes back to Cheyenne having
Speaker 2: no self esteem.
Speaker 3: Why would you date a jobless man.
Speaker 1: I don't understand what's happening here. And he's two years
Speaker 1: older than her. Yeah, I know. And he cheated on her,
Speaker 1: and he cheated on her. So over at the women's villa,
Speaker 1: all the girls are mixing, you know, the four girls
Speaker 1: were mixing with the guys, and the girls say, let's
Speaker 1: play a game, and they get circus guy Ethan to
Speaker 1: do some dancing and some flipping. Uh Kai, the surfer
Speaker 1: does the strip tease. The other guys do push ups.
Speaker 1: It's I said, more dancing, more bad to working.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Cindy talks to ex Xavier about being from North Carolina
Speaker 1: and they're where she lives now is near where he's
Speaker 1: actually from. Right, She explains she's an esthetician. Another guy
Speaker 1: named Peter comes up to chat. I'm talking to Sydney, says,
Speaker 1: my boyfriend Mikey is a big flirt. I know he's
Speaker 1: probably flirting with people you Okay, I didn't know. I
Speaker 1: didn't know if you were coughing because you were coughing
Speaker 1: or you're coughing because you're laughing. Okay, sorry, Sydney. He says,
Speaker 1: Mikey is a big flirt. I know he's probably over
Speaker 1: there flirting with everybody. Well, if you're call me, goofy.
Speaker 1: And Kaylee tells the guys, you know, somebody is really
Speaker 1: like outgoing and flirty. So I'm a little worried because
Speaker 1: I'm not really like that.
Speaker 2: No, she is a wet towel. She has no personality
Speaker 2: at all. She's all eyes, that's all she is.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. So the next day the guys and girls
Speaker 1: go meet Mark and they're going to do, you know,
Speaker 1: pick their first dates. Okay, so they get to see
Speaker 1: each other after the first day, but they don't get
Speaker 1: to interact with each other. Right, So the single guys
Speaker 1: come out and Cheyenne picks Braiden, aged twenty five, and
Speaker 1: the talking head Braiden is like that guy she's with Jack.
Speaker 1: He looks like he's twelve, Like what's up his hair?
Speaker 2: Like, oh my god, he looks like so his mom
Speaker 2: should say did you or when are you gonna get
Speaker 2: a haircut.
Speaker 3: Yes, looks I gave you my debit card to go
Speaker 3: get into haircut. Why haven't you gotten a haircut?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Grandma's coming next weekend. She's gonna be very upset
Speaker 1: if your hair looks like that.
Speaker 3: I mean, he's skinny. I don't know that. He's very tall.
Speaker 2: He's not muscular like I don't know, unless he's got
Speaker 2: the biggest dick on planet Earth.
Speaker 1: Well, let's look. Let's look. He is. He is not
Speaker 1: that much taller than her with the hair he is,
Speaker 1: But I bet if you flotten that hair down, they'd
Speaker 1: be the same size.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, there's nothing to him.
Speaker 1: Okay, So Cheyenne picks a guy named Brayden. Sydney picks
Speaker 1: x Xavier. Scarlet picks Bradley, the guy with the mustache.
Speaker 1: Ride Kaylee picks Peter. I don't know anything about him. Okay.
Speaker 1: The single ladies come out. Jack picks Carter, Mikey picks India,
Speaker 1: and he says, India feels like a best friend. I
Speaker 1: got my three amigos, j Justinia, Chrystelle and India. He's
Speaker 1: saying this to everybody, and Sydney goes, that's his personality,
Speaker 1: of course, his personality is to cling. So he's clinging
Speaker 1: to three girls that he met yesterday.
Speaker 3: Yesterday and already has given them a nickname.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the Three Musketeers, a Jay Dog and all that.
Speaker 1: Cole picks a girl named Tiffany. Summit picks a girl
Speaker 1: named Julianne. So, I can't remember what she looks like.
Speaker 2: She's really she has a weird kind of voice, but
Speaker 2: she's really cute.
Speaker 1: I can't remember what she's like. Her voice sounds like
Speaker 1: she's got a very long throat. Hmm okay, Yeah, she's
Speaker 1: cute though. So they're going to do a group day.
Speaker 1: They get, you know, all the group dates. So ladies,
Speaker 1: take your dates and head towards the water. So the
Speaker 1: talking head Sydney goes looking over at Mikey goes, oh,
Speaker 1: he looks all sad and broken hearted, but when the
Speaker 1: girls came out, he's all he he ha ha three amigos. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and also it's girls, so it's a meguzz good point,
Speaker 1: A good point, Sidney. The guy's chat and Mikey's like, god,
Speaker 1: I mean, she just picked that guy, so she didn't
Speaker 1: even give a fuck.
Speaker 3: Supposed to do.
Speaker 1: And meanwhile he's all he he ha ha, three amigos,
Speaker 1: and those are my girls. Those are my three girls.
Speaker 1: And he's mad because she picked a date, which is
Speaker 1: what they were supposed to do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because she picked a date that he knows he
Speaker 2: could not be in a running match or anything like that.
Speaker 1: Handled to that guy. Nope, and and the guys are like, man,
Speaker 1: the bonfire, I hope it's not bad. And then Mikey
Speaker 1: is sitting there by himself and he goes, I don't know.
Speaker 1: And then and the producer says, what's coming up for you?
Speaker 1: Like why are you so upset? And he goes, I
Speaker 1: just really I love her. He starts balling crying.
Speaker 2: Well, we because he's he's linked up with the Three
Speaker 2: amigos and they're all on their periods.
Speaker 3: That's why.
Speaker 1: This is our first indication. Because I wrote, oh, poor guy,
Speaker 1: He's like, actually.
Speaker 3: I did too.
Speaker 1: I was like, poor thing.
Speaker 3: I actually goes oh no, I felt so.
Speaker 1: I was like, maybe he is a good guy and
Speaker 1: maybe he really has changed and he really needs to change.
Speaker 1: And he wasn't. He was just like that in college,
Speaker 1: but now he's going to try to be the goofball thing.
Speaker 3: I thought the same thing.
Speaker 1: That's the end of our episode. Next episode, We're not
Speaker 1: gonna feel bad for Mikey. Mm hmmmmm over then episode
Speaker 1: after that, it all goes downhill.
Speaker 3: From this point. He had us right here, here, here,
Speaker 3: here was his chance. Yeah, and he fucking blows it.
Speaker 1: Mikey, Mikey stick with being a goofball, stick with a follow.
Speaker 3: He had the perfect plan and he couldn't. He just
Speaker 3: can't stick with it.
Speaker 1: All right, that's the end of episode one. Everybody, Now,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna remind you Temptation Island. All nine episodes are
Speaker 1: on the ten dollar level of Pink Shade Prime. If
Speaker 1: you're listening to episode one, you might be hearing it
Speaker 1: on the free feed, and good for you, aren't you lucky?
Speaker 1: But the rest of them, hey, free feed two through
Speaker 1: nine is gonna be over on the ten dollars level
Speaker 1: of Prime. This is a little preview if you're on
Speaker 1: the free feed, you guys. Temptation Island is the joy
Speaker 1: of my year every time it comes out. When I'm
Speaker 1: when I when I see Mark Wahlberg posting from from Hawaii,
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, Mark, you doing Temptation Island? And he
Speaker 1: writes back It's like, I can't say, but he always
Speaker 1: is he's always playing golf and look at real tan
Speaker 1: and come on with the best advice.
Speaker 2: He does, yes, like I wish I could have a
Speaker 2: phone call like pep talk with him every fucking week.
Speaker 1: And you know he told me when I've interviewed him
Speaker 1: and when I met him in person that literally none
Speaker 1: of that is fed into his ear. He believes he
Speaker 1: does not know what that video is going to be
Speaker 1: before they see it. He has not watched the dailies,
Speaker 1: he has not watched the footage. He plays golf and
Speaker 1: then he goes to the bonfire watches it with us
Speaker 1: and it all is off the dome.
Speaker 3: I totally believe that he's just that good.
Speaker 1: He's just that good.
Speaker 3: He's good.
Speaker 1: He should host every reunion of every show like You're
Speaker 1: in Love is Blind. He was posting like, let me
Speaker 1: at some of these guys.
Speaker 3: Because Nick, I mean, Nick tried this season. He tried,
Speaker 3: he needed to try hard.
Speaker 1: But Mark would have been like, let's look inward, Chris,
Speaker 1: why are you a massage in his pig?
Speaker 3: And why are you so little?
Speaker 1: And my bucket red? Why is your face red? Are
Speaker 1: you on cocaine? Are you doing cocaine in the bathroom?
Speaker 3: Okay, cocaine is not good.
Speaker 1: Everybody. That's it. Everybody, please make sure you're following us
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