Speaker 1: A routine souled smear confirmed the presence of pure evil.
Speaker 1: It was then I knew the only option was to
Speaker 1: separate you two immediately. You'll both need to design these.
Speaker 1: But what to do with poor Hugo too crazy for
Speaker 1: boys down, too much of a boy for crazy town.
Speaker 1: The child was an outcast. So we did the only
Speaker 1: humane thing.
Speaker 2: We changed you go up in the attic like an
Speaker 2: animal and fed them a bucket of fishheads once.
Speaker 3: So we it saved our marriage.
Speaker 4: Welcome to four figure discounts upon us. Now the spooky
Speaker 4: season here, it's up, Toriber. I'm not quite Halloween yet,
Speaker 4: but it's coming. So we thought what we'd do is
Speaker 4: we go back and turns out we've done Treasa Horror five,
Speaker 4: Trias of Horror six, and recently we did Simpsons did
Speaker 4: it on Going down to Southwark, which talks about the
Speaker 4: Genesis tubs. So now we're doing Triasa Horror. Evan, I'm
Speaker 4: down and I am guy.
Speaker 5: That was a very good explanation, Dan, I appreciate it.
Speaker 5: And for those of you are not watching on YouTube,
Speaker 5: not watching our videos, Dano did spirit fingers when he
Speaker 5: was talking about spooky season. He's the spooky ghosts. He's
Speaker 5: really getting into the spirit of things, which which I
Speaker 5: want to appreciate. This was and I'm sure you will
Speaker 5: do too. This was, of course a spooky season, so
Speaker 5: it's good to revisit the Treehouse of Horror. But this
Speaker 5: feels relevant in a lot of ways this episode because,
Speaker 5: as he mentioned, we recently covered Simpsons did it on
Speaker 5: going down to South Park by all means chined into
Speaker 5: that one.
Speaker 4: So yes, Genesis tub, it's pretty much what connection there,
Speaker 4: That's what South Cartman story is the entire episode pretty much. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it's pretty much.
Speaker 5: But we also have well, our American friends have an
Speaker 5: election coming.
Speaker 4: Up in what is it next three weeks? It's November, right, Yeah,
Speaker 4: it's sometime in November. Yes, the true spooky season for
Speaker 4: America and the rest of the world.
Speaker 5: So Citizen Kang is quite relevant in that play. And
Speaker 5: of course me being a former can joined twin the
Speaker 5: thing and I is always ever green relevant content not true,
Speaker 5: not true.
Speaker 4: There's only were you the evil one who's then been
Speaker 4: realized that it were the evil one?
Speaker 5: Or we raised with fish heads? Certainly raised with fish heads.
Speaker 5: I am catholic.
Speaker 4: I never realized that fishead song that Homo syncs was
Speaker 4: a song was actual fish head? Fish is roly poly
Speaker 4: fish head?
Speaker 5: You realize, yeah, yishads fish heads. They were probably not
Speaker 5: the correct lyrics that I just say.
Speaker 4: I've seen that song all not all the time. Sometimes
Speaker 4: I just be walking by myself and I was going
Speaker 4: fish sheds.
Speaker 5: Why now, you know?
Speaker 4: Because of that song, also because of this Yeah, but yeah,
Speaker 4: a good treehouse of horror. This one a gory one
Speaker 4: at all, Which is why do I think I sound silly?
Speaker 4: Why I didn't really enjoy it as much as a kid.
Speaker 4: I didn't really feel like proper horror. I always loved
Speaker 4: the thing, and I but Lisa Stories wasn't a fam
Speaker 4: when I was a kid and citizen king, I had
Speaker 4: no idea what was going on. I don't know who
Speaker 4: these presidents, I don't know who may have heard of Clinton,
Speaker 4: Bob Dole, Who the hell is bobbed doll Right.
Speaker 5: It feels very much of its time now, although I've
Speaker 5: got to say I love what they do with Bob Dole.
Speaker 5: I just I don't really remember much about him as
Speaker 5: a person or a politician.
Speaker 4: Simpson's character, but is he real?
Speaker 5: He feels like it belongs in Springfield well, they need this.
Speaker 5: That's what I loved occasionally refomed was from the third
Speaker 5: person because I'm sure that have they used Bob Dole
Speaker 5: more than once?
Speaker 4: I can't.
Speaker 5: I get the feeling he's been in the Simpsons more
Speaker 5: than more than this episode.
Speaker 4: Bob, do don't need this? What is it some kind
Speaker 4: of tube?
Speaker 5: Let's have a look. It's just comment It sounds like
Speaker 5: a Harry Sheer, I reckon, it's just commentating his own life.
Speaker 5: What is this?
Speaker 4: What is this? I'm going to do? All right, Bob Doll.
Speaker 4: Simpsons turns out to get Bob Doll. He was voiced
Speaker 4: by Harry Sheer. He's got that news report a deep
Speaker 4: kind of voice. Get the feeling. Bob Dole at some
Speaker 4: stage did ads for like ed medicine, like a rect
Speaker 4: doll dysfunction medicine.
Speaker 5: Bub don't need this, bu do need this?
Speaker 4: But this he do need?
Speaker 5: But yeah, I just a good combination of stars and elements,
Speaker 5: And you're right not Sometimes a tree House of Horror
Speaker 5: episode can act as a bit of a gateway.
Speaker 4: To actual horror, to actual horror stories.
Speaker 5: I mean, not just the genre, but oh, like you've
Speaker 5: always said, like you're sure the shinning before you saw
Speaker 5: the Shining.
Speaker 4: Still referred to as the shitting by many people. Of course,
Speaker 4: many people.
Speaker 5: Are saying this, so yeah, a very pleasurable tree House
Speaker 5: of Horor episode.
Speaker 4: This one. Well, we've mentioned at the start, you mentioned that,
Speaker 4: you know, I set up the story from the go
Speaker 4: why we're doing this episode right at the very beginning.
Speaker 4: I thought every segment just got into the story without
Speaker 4: wasting any time. That's true, That's true. I mean I
Speaker 4: think I was particularly thinking that with the thing and yeah,
Speaker 4: it's just like straight into a horror film, not gory horror,
Speaker 4: but just spooky, Yeah, which I really appreciate. Would you go,
Speaker 4: like a monster, what kind of horror? Would you call this?
Speaker 5: More thriller?
Speaker 4: I guess so, yeah. I mean they.
Speaker 5: Our friends Wikipedia will say this is not in all
Speaker 5: related to the movie basket Case.
Speaker 4: One of those covers that I always talked about, the
Speaker 4: covers at the video store and like, that looks like
Speaker 4: something I want to watch one that's a that's a
Speaker 4: real eighties video. Nasty had like three or four of
Speaker 4: it they did.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and it sweet because it was clearly made for
Speaker 5: like the change that you found at the back of
Speaker 5: your couch. Yeah, but it's got real low budget, let's
Speaker 5: put on a show energy, a bit of fun. Yeah,
Speaker 5: except it's fun. But yeah, except when it isn't. Because
Speaker 5: that's the thing. I saw this when I was a kid,
Speaker 5: like my teen Yes, and there's aspects I was like, oh,
Speaker 5: this is grossing your Oh what is it? Is ridiculous?
Speaker 5: What a ridiculous monster? And then there's a bit of
Speaker 5: the ms like oh fuck, let's I'm not going to
Speaker 5: blow for anyone.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 5: No, But at the same time, right at your own
Speaker 5: risks when you watch Basketcase, just saying but yeah, wikipedia
Speaker 5: as guys from The Simpsons saying no. Not related to Basketcase,
Speaker 5: not inspired, but something it reminded me of was an
Speaker 5: early film by the great Brian Departmer Major of the
Speaker 5: Untouchables and a bunch of other stuff called Sisters, which
Speaker 5: has Margaret Kidder aka Lewis Lane from the Supman movies.
Speaker 5: This is not really a spoiler, but she's playing Siamese
Speaker 5: aka you can join twins. Good line by the way,
Speaker 5: we'll get to that. And yeah, there's a mystery involving
Speaker 5: a woman who may have a sister who may have
Speaker 5: been conjoined at some stage. It's very Brian Depalmer being
Speaker 5: me out for a Hitcock two, So it's definitely worth
Speaker 5: checking out. It's a really good movie, and that reminded
Speaker 5: me of that a little bit in some ways.
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, but the Thing I've always been one of
Speaker 4: my favorites, even since I was a kid. I've always
Speaker 4: loved The Thing and I because it just feels so
Speaker 4: it's a simple horror story, but it's so spooky at
Speaker 4: times as well. It really is.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, I mean I love the idea of
Speaker 5: an attic, but at the same time, I had an
Speaker 5: addict always scary.
Speaker 4: I would never go into it. I have to go
Speaker 4: into the roof sometimes it what's it called in Australia
Speaker 4: we don't have a roof. Is the roof?
Speaker 5: Yeah, we go into the roof.
Speaker 4: I'm going under the roof. When you got boxes for
Speaker 4: things that you want to keep the box and we
Speaker 4: just chuck them in the roof.
Speaker 6: Right.
Speaker 4: I got so much shit in the roo point everytime
Speaker 4: I got there, I'm like, it's going to be something
Speaker 4: up here.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, even if it's not your evil can
Speaker 5: join twin living on fish heads.
Speaker 4: It's probably a spider. Yeah, I want one one time.
Speaker 4: I got so scared, and it sounds ridiculous. I was
Speaker 4: up there all of a sudden I heard. I was like,
Speaker 4: get me out of here, and I started and that
Speaker 4: was like, well, I just put the air conditioning on.
Speaker 4: I was like, oh sweetness. But it was just felt
Speaker 4: like I was getting closer to me. I thought it
Speaker 4: was like a ratted, giant rat coming towards me.
Speaker 5: In my old family house we had I guess he'd
Speaker 5: call it a basement.
Speaker 4: It wasn't really that big of a room.
Speaker 5: It was fairly small and on longesty and we stored
Speaker 5: a little bit of stuff down there. But and of course,
Speaker 5: you know, I was in my late teams like they're
Speaker 5: not scared of anything. I was scared of everything. And
Speaker 5: Zych puppets.
Speaker 4: Yeah, in that room of weired me out a little bit.
Speaker 4: And it wasn't until years later that.
Speaker 5: My good friend Sabby Steve imported a copy of the
Speaker 5: Blair Witch Project on DVD before it had been released
Speaker 5: in Australia. It's like, what a concept, we can chat,
Speaker 5: what a time to be a live and went over
Speaker 5: and watched it late one night. It was a yeah,
Speaker 5: dark stormy night and we're watching Blue Witch Project and
Speaker 5: they got to the very end. Sorry spoilers for the
Speaker 5: Blue Witch Project, you know, how to ends in the
Speaker 5: basement and it was a lot like the basement we had,
Speaker 5: and that it wasn't you know, like a cool basement.
Speaker 5: It was like it was like yeah, yeah, it actually
Speaker 5: had like a dirt floor or just a dirty floor.
Speaker 5: It was like, Bobby, it's never cleaned.
Speaker 4: There's too much of this place like that. We're not
Speaker 4: going down there. But yeah, I remember, yeah, watching the
Speaker 4: Blue Witch projecta, oh, that's what was down there. That's
Speaker 4: what was there.
Speaker 5: So yeah, but I love the idea. I love the
Speaker 5: idea of an attic more of it, or of a
Speaker 5: good basements. Like you know, when you get old enough
Speaker 5: to say this is my this is my room, now
Speaker 5: this this is my space.
Speaker 4: If they've played up in Home Alone where you're like yes, yes,
Speaker 4: to sleep in the that's right. Yeah yeah, So I
Speaker 4: think the basement has the is it the oven or whatever,
Speaker 4: and he's like terrified of it and Home Alone, yeah,
Speaker 4: and it's like it's weird when you're a kid you
Speaker 4: see these devices. They're a machine or they're the fireplace,
Speaker 4: but they're alive in your mind. Absolutely. Yeah.
Speaker 5: But also just love the idea of having that trap door,
Speaker 5: not even trapped door, but the door you pull down
Speaker 5: with the ladder that comes down. It's like this seems like,
Speaker 5: you know, at least five people a year would die
Speaker 5: from this just by getting hit the head it readily.
Speaker 4: But at the same time.
Speaker 5: Wow, what a very practical idea, haven't you, Hado.
Speaker 4: I have to get the old school like proper ladder,
Speaker 4: bring it in the house. Yes, that's lift the roof
Speaker 4: thing off the little what have you got? The trap
Speaker 4: whole thing like manhole. I've got door door, but it's
Speaker 4: not a door that I've got pushed up fifty kevin
Speaker 4: doesn't fall back and bunk you on the head.
Speaker 5: Anyone who knows if this actually a real name, that'd
Speaker 5: be weird. Appreciate it the whole, you know, as you know,
Speaker 5: Dan or I not handy. Yeah, the door that gets
Speaker 5: to the roof, Yes, the door of the roof. We're
Speaker 5: talking about the thing and I loight, I think that
Speaker 5: it both of us. I think it might be the
Speaker 5: best one. I think the one we remembered. Yeah, a
Speaker 5: lot of people say Citizen Kane is the best one.
Speaker 5: Now go if you're an American maybe, yeah, I mean,
Speaker 5: but I think it's David X. Cohen said that he
Speaker 5: thinks that that one seriously dated the segment because it
Speaker 5: was such a time and place. However, I will say
Speaker 5: that is written so well that as a kid, I
Speaker 5: didn't know who Clinton and Dole were, so I didn't
Speaker 5: get that aspect, But it was still funny.
Speaker 4: It's still a good political story regardless of the.
Speaker 5: Actual naming of names of Clinton and Doll.
Speaker 4: So just it's just it's just a piss take of
Speaker 4: politics in general.
Speaker 5: Yeah, And you've got a lot of people saying that
Speaker 5: what is it abortions with some miniature flags rather is
Speaker 5: like one of the best lines and Simpsons history, I'll
Speaker 5: tell you what not that segment, but there's one of
Speaker 5: the for mine, one of the best line readings in
Speaker 5: all the Simpsons is in the Thing and.
Speaker 4: I can we can we go to that?
Speaker 5: Now? Can we tell you?
Speaker 4: We want in the Favorite Thing? That's just a favorite.
Speaker 1: Moments, my favorite.
Speaker 4: All right, what's your favorite moment?
Speaker 5: I honestly, this is one of the best low key
Speaker 5: line deliveries. Senseence history is where Hibbitt's going. A random
Speaker 5: source smear conferred the existence of pure evil I never.
Speaker 4: Heard that line before and I was I was like,
Speaker 4: that is fucking unbelievable. It's just delivered so oft.
Speaker 5: That's what's so great about great. You don't realize it's
Speaker 5: a joke.
Speaker 4: Non you realize did he say what I think he
Speaker 4: said and the way he said it?
Speaker 5: I thought, Yeah, that's just an absolute winner for my Yeah. Him,
Speaker 5: it's a real m v P in this.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean not just by virtue his behavior, but
Speaker 4: virtue everything he does. In his episode Crazy for Boys Town,
Speaker 4: the boy was an outcast.
Speaker 5: I bet you've net even looked at it for in
Speaker 5: the Mirror.
Speaker 4: Yeah, one of the most iconic memes now. But I
Speaker 4: posted on the page reason there's a guy I think
Speaker 4: he might be in Spain, but he makes custom Simpsons
Speaker 4: things and you can hang that on your walls frame
Speaker 4: but it's three D so his fist is coming out
Speaker 4: through so good. Yeah, check it out in the page.
Speaker 4: I'll posted on the on the fourth Facebook. But we
Speaker 4: haven't talked about the genesis, so that's basically Okay, that's
Speaker 4: the reason why we picked this one because we just
Speaker 4: did Simpsons did it for going down to South part
Speaker 4: and I enjoyed this one. But it's definitely as an
Speaker 4: adult now probably my second favorite of it's probably my last.
Speaker 5: It's not my least favorite in the in this episode, yeah,
Speaker 5: it's second in the thing.
Speaker 4: But yeah, I think I enjoy Citizen Kang second now
Speaker 4: obviously thinking nice my favorite this one here, it's great,
Speaker 4: it's not. Yeah, it's nothing wrong with it. And we
Speaker 4: haven't touched on the favorite moment from One of my
Speaker 4: favorite moments from this is something I say all the time.
Speaker 5: I love this line. It's just the reading of it.
Speaker 5: I don't know where why am i soul?
Speaker 4: Fact?
Speaker 5: Yeah, Lias has created this? Yeah, I was about to
Speaker 5: say environment, kingdom, whatever, world, Yeah, out of nothing. Basically
Speaker 5: just the bums from the Springfield who are geting together
Speaker 5: in any public meaning.
Speaker 4: Where where, what's going on?
Speaker 5: It's just why am I so fat?
Speaker 2: I love?
Speaker 5: I've always loved that so much?
Speaker 4: But other favorite moments so for me, I don't know
Speaker 4: why this ticking me so much. But and communication and
Speaker 4: the Bart being made I've always loved you get made
Speaker 4: to stay home to techn hockey game. The whole reason
Speaker 4: is to keep Bart safe, but you stay home by yourself.
Speaker 5: Think.
Speaker 4: It was one of my trivia questions I didn't have
Speaker 4: that many either. That's all right, but dog, the dog
Speaker 4: is barking, I directed it might be someone delivering a parcel.
Speaker 4: Maybe I got a parcel quick, look you tell me
Speaker 4: about that in the one second's very much on guard today.
Speaker 4: When I when I rocked.
Speaker 5: Up, the record of this room like, oh wow, fearsome.
Speaker 4: Except when I went skidding, he was just like wade
Speaker 4: his tails, this guy, there's no treats. So you got
Speaker 4: a parcel today? Well there was no parcel there by
Speaker 4: the way, he was barking. Somebody walking by Okay, no, no,
Speaker 4: just what was it? A review copy of Stanley Tucci's
Speaker 4: new book. Stanley Tucci wonderful actor. Everybody loves him. He's
Speaker 4: sort of got a new career. As you know.
Speaker 5: I'm off to Italy to show you what people like
Speaker 5: to eat. Okay, Stanley will pay for that.
Speaker 4: I love that you've just cheated the game and just
Speaker 4: getting still get review copies of books. Well, no, no, no,
Speaker 4: there's going to be reviews of these books. Yeah.
Speaker 5: I think I mentioned it the other day on a
Speaker 5: show that we're eventually going to a premiere eventually. But
Speaker 5: it was like this book is coming out by I
Speaker 5: mean he's checking out, and yes, we'll do the same
Speaker 5: with this one eventually. But yeah, Stanley Tucci now writes
Speaker 5: books about I like food. Here's some Food eight this year,
Speaker 5: and he's actually pretty good writer, So yeah, not bad.
Speaker 4: But it was also not.
Speaker 5: To give a shout out to our our other overlord,
Speaker 5: not King and Kodos, but actually Amazon and Bezos. But
Speaker 5: it was Prime Day or Prime Week class, so you're
Speaker 5: saying going wild on the sales, and it's like, I couldn't.
Speaker 4: Find anything that I wanted. I've found a lot of
Speaker 4: stuff that I wanted.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, and but also stuff it's like, Okay, I'll
Speaker 5: leave this in the thing over and yeah, I'll come
Speaker 5: back tomorrow. And if it's if I still feel like
Speaker 5: I want to, and then.
Speaker 4: The price has just gone Sometimes I put it like
Speaker 4: a doll and you're like, oh, should supped me? Go up?
Speaker 4: I have to buy now? Oh yeah, or it goes up. Yeah,
Speaker 4: that's once the price goes right up, you go, oh,
Speaker 4: I should have should have.
Speaker 5: Done it, so, which led me to buy something else.
Speaker 4: But it's all genius marketing by them, it really is.
Speaker 4: They really they hook you system, They've gained us. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: did you use my hack about getting after paid passes?
Speaker 4: I certainly did.
Speaker 5: So that's that's not going to end badly at all,
Speaker 5: because yeah, there was initial stuff that was like, oh, okay, yes,
Speaker 5: I'll get this all that. Yeah that's Mark Dan, get that,
Speaker 5: get that, get that. I had, like a pair of jeans,
Speaker 5: put a sign. There was a US brand that I
Speaker 5: really enjoy. I've got a pair of I was like, oh,
Speaker 5: you're getting saved for later. Yeah, I'm not buying now, Like, wow,
Speaker 5: that's Mark Dan.
Speaker 4: That's man, that's pretty expense. Okay, look, do I need
Speaker 4: more jeans. I've gone.
Speaker 5: I've gone all the pants I need. Coming the next day,
Speaker 5: it's gone up by one hundred bucks.
Speaker 4: I should have brought them jeans.
Speaker 5: My my thing is now I buy I go. What
Speaker 5: will Nikola say? Well, I found out what Looks said,
Speaker 5: because the other thing was like initially it's like, oh,
Speaker 5: time to stuck up on Blu.
Speaker 4: Rays or stuck up on books or whatever. Haven't you
Speaker 4: already got a thousand of them? Yeah, that's the thing.
Speaker 4: I've got so many I don't need anymore. I have
Speaker 4: no space left for my Blue Rays. They're literally stacked
Speaker 4: up on the floor in front of the shelf. Now,
Speaker 4: oh yeah, I.
Speaker 5: Need that thing where I'm like actually putting things away. Yeah,
Speaker 5: like a human. But I said to Lou, like, ooh uh,
Speaker 5: it used to be cultural stuff. Now dice and vacuum
Speaker 5: plan a half price.
Speaker 4: I saw the robovacuum and it was half priced, and
Speaker 4: it was five hund dollars. Still at half price and
Speaker 4: usually a thousand. I thought they probably just marked it
Speaker 4: up like a fake RP to make it seem like
Speaker 4: a half price.
Speaker 5: I go and Google.
Speaker 4: I was like, oh, usual rps a thousand dollars. Nicola,
Speaker 4: you said you wanted a robo vacuum, she goes, not
Speaker 4: a five hundred dollar one. I don't.
Speaker 5: Well, I said to Lor was like, should I get
Speaker 5: the dice and at half price? And I said, I
Speaker 5: don't think the km out equivalent that I bought is cutting.
Speaker 4: Dyson's vacuum clean is one of the things worth investing in.
Speaker 4: A good vacuum cleaner, Yes, a good bed, good pillows.
Speaker 4: They think like, you can't go wrong with a good
Speaker 4: crumpy old man good couch as well, except I'm sending
Speaker 4: the catch back. Oh no, yep, but you hadn't the
Speaker 4: guy come over and adjust it. Yeah, you know it's
Speaker 4: not the Moto this time the Infinity what's it called
Speaker 4: the zero gravity zero gravity, not infinity zero gravity. So
Speaker 4: it basically feels like you're floating. It's fucked on my
Speaker 4: side of the couch. So I get a saw back
Speaker 4: sitting on my on the couch, which I paid extra
Speaker 4: money for to ensure I don't get a saw back.
Speaker 4: So I took a video of it and photos.
Speaker 5: It's the photo you ow my back.
Speaker 4: No, I just basically just showed the comparisons. Sent it
Speaker 4: through to Harvey Norman last night and I was like,
Speaker 4: I want this fixture immediately. Yeah. I think I'm just
Speaker 4: going to get a new couch. I'm like, don't send
Speaker 4: your bite out because you may didn't fix it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you may didn't fix it last night. I don't
Speaker 5: trust him this. I've had this.
Speaker 4: Coucht I've had this catch for less than three months.
Speaker 4: It shouldn't be broken. I want zero gravity. Yeah. I
Speaker 4: was like, I couldn't get come to us and Nicholas,
Speaker 4: something's not right. And then we looked at the side.
Speaker 4: She goes your side sinking to the left, and it's
Speaker 4: not like puffy on the foot rest anymore. We're not
Speaker 4: as close as we used to be.
Speaker 5: It's just weird. Yeah, so happy with the couch. Looking
Speaker 5: around at this. You know, those of you watching on
Speaker 5: YouTube will look around. There's plenty of pop culture stuff here.
Speaker 5: And yes, both Dan and I like to buy cultural stuff.
Speaker 4: I used to.
Speaker 5: It was like couches, pillows, vacuum clean.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we got a dice in. Yeah, you can't go
Speaker 4: wrong with it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Lou's got one, and I'm like, I was occasionally like,
Speaker 5: can I.
Speaker 4: Borrow the dash? Remember when we said vacuum cleaners with
Speaker 4: a corpus put into the wall and he said, like,
Speaker 4: what was?
Speaker 5: What the on going on?
Speaker 4: My mum had one of those resail was like mom
Speaker 4: by dice. He goes, no, you don't need to want, Mum,
Speaker 4: the love.
Speaker 5: Of God, I'll buy you one. You'll notice the show
Speaker 5: is pivoted from Simpson's contenter to consumer role.
Speaker 4: We're talking about old things, so let's return. But why
Speaker 4: are we so fat? Any other favorite moments I did like.
Speaker 5: Julie Kapla's line reading, I'm very disappointed and terrified and terrified.
Speaker 4: Yes, would you say it's hide for trivia trivia?
Speaker 2: Next question?
Speaker 4: You there eating the paste.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 4: My first question for you is what did Marge promise
Speaker 4: for breakfast to Lisa in the Genesis tub Well, she
Speaker 4: promised waffle, Yes, but just square pancakes, which I don't
Speaker 4: think is a bad compromise. I mean, I guess if
Speaker 4: you're in the mood for waffle, he's be like pancake.
Speaker 4: We've talked about waffles recently, but I would much prefer
Speaker 4: pancakes if it's a good pancake.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm not even necessarily a waffle guy.
Speaker 4: You gotta be right in the mood as we're saying. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 4: So first question, fried chicken and fried chicken and tries
Speaker 4: that in the States. Yeah, not bad, not necessarily something.
Speaker 4: I'd go back to chicken and biscuit.
Speaker 5: I've done that thing where I've written the written answer.
Speaker 4: What is the answer?
Speaker 5: It's from the thing and I the answer is Switzerland.
Speaker 4: I'm going to play my Gloria from White Men Can't Jump.
Speaker 4: All right, So Switzerland. Yeah, so we think we just
Speaker 4: saw Hugo. He was bodying a plan to Switzerland. What
Speaker 4: so the question is what where did Homer think Hugo
Speaker 4: was bought in the planet troop?
Speaker 5: Well, you didn't you had thoughts about about white men
Speaker 5: count job.
Speaker 4: I can't remember what podcast I was talking about. I'm
Speaker 4: pretty sure I was forking a discount, but talking about
Speaker 4: how halfway through white men can jump. And I just
Speaker 4: finished it on the weekend. I'm going to say, to
Speaker 4: quote Guy Davis, it felt like just a bunch of
Speaker 4: stuff happening just I got to the end of it.
Speaker 4: Wait a minute, So the Big Grand Finale is then
Speaker 4: playing for a two thousand dollars prize in just a
Speaker 4: game of hustle basketball. I'm like, okay, And he was
Speaker 4: willing to risk this gorgeous woman for the sake of
Speaker 4: two thousand dollars kind of funck up is this guy?
Speaker 6: Well?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think that's the thing. It just felt like
Speaker 4: such a unnecessary, like what are you doing kind of thing?
Speaker 4: You know. He's like, well, it was heither, you've got
Speaker 4: a gamble at two thousand dollars, you're gonna lose me.
Speaker 4: And he's like, mong and gambled two thousand dollars, Like
Speaker 4: so you got two dollars extra in your pocket. So
Speaker 4: he's a And it was like ten minutes of like
Speaker 4: slow mode. He's big and who gives this shit, it's
Speaker 4: for two thousand dollars. The dog is a big there's
Speaker 4: no there's nothing up for offer here. It just felt
Speaker 4: like such a grand, over the top, ridiculous shot ending
Speaker 4: for something that's not worth all that much.
Speaker 5: I think that's not to say that's the joke, but
Speaker 5: I think it's kind of the point is that it's
Speaker 5: it's ending where you think most films their second act
Speaker 5: would end. It's like, oh, now he's he's got to
Speaker 5: get her back in the third act and learn something
Speaker 5: about itself. Like we're not getting we're not going to
Speaker 5: get him. We're not going to see him learning about himself,
Speaker 5: and he's not going to get her back. Or maybe
Speaker 5: he's somewhere down the line but he's realized that he's like, oh,
Speaker 5: I'm a fuck up and I've been doing this stuff
Speaker 5: and I really need to get on the straight and narrow.
Speaker 5: I mean, I think it ends with him asking like
Speaker 5: asking Wesley for a job doesn't because I mean, Wesley
Speaker 5: stops has actually got a proper job. He's like an
Speaker 5: architect or an engineer.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And it ends with them just walking off the
Speaker 4: basketball court, just like walking off. They go back to
Speaker 4: the apartment and She's gone, yeah, and just walking off
Speaker 4: making jokes with each other.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so he's he's learned something, but in a very
Speaker 5: hard way.
Speaker 4: Yeah. It's like yeah, it just felt just felt like
Speaker 4: what happened? What am I watching here? A lot of
Speaker 4: the scenes as we're talking, man, you're saying, that's what
Speaker 4: you liked about. It was just the dialogue. It felt
Speaker 4: like it wasn't scripted. It was just a bunch of
Speaker 4: you'll fuck your man, No, no, fuck you, you're your mother,
Speaker 4: you'll be I'm like, can we get to the story? Apparently?
Speaker 5: Wesley's answer Woody Alison were friends before this, yeah, or
Speaker 5: had they worked together at least one movie before it?
Speaker 5: And then when you got this one. I mean I
Speaker 5: remember the scene the poster of this back in ninety two,
Speaker 5: and I didn't even have that certain, said Wesley. Would
Speaker 5: he It's like cool, that seems right? They like I
Speaker 5: think people.
Speaker 4: Are like, look at I don't know, get me wrong,
Speaker 4: but maybe time and place. But I guess maybe if
Speaker 4: you were in the right target demo at the time,
Speaker 4: you have nostalgia for it. Oh, watched it in twenty
Speaker 4: twenty films like I just this, nothing's happening here? That's
Speaker 4: captivating me. It's just okay, it's like the same basketball
Speaker 4: game three times shown through the film, but there was
Speaker 4: nothing different about the end basketball game that was the
Speaker 4: previous two.
Speaker 5: It was just the same shit.
Speaker 4: It must have been.
Speaker 5: It's been a long time since I've seen it, but
Speaker 5: I think it might be one of those movies as.
Speaker 4: Well where it starts off so great.
Speaker 5: It does so energetic yet and so vibrantly that that's
Speaker 5: what you remember and that sort of trickles over to
Speaker 5: your europe. It felt like.
Speaker 4: The recollection of the Reason didn't have an end. It
Speaker 4: didn't have an ending inside. It just felt like I'm
Speaker 4: like because I watched the first half and I was like,
Speaker 4: I'm up forward whatever they're going to throw at me,
Speaker 4: and then there's nothing was thrown at me. It's just
Speaker 4: the same. The first half felt like the last half. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I do recall the ending.
Speaker 5: I remember feeling kind of wrong footed, but also like
Speaker 5: I kind of appreciate it and that The guy who
Speaker 5: made is the guy named Ron Shelton. He made one
Speaker 5: of the great baseball movies called Bull Durham with Kevin
Speaker 5: Costner and Susan Sarandon, and I think something he traffics
Speaker 5: in is men who were kind of falling solves, who
Speaker 5: think they know all the angles and are kind of
Speaker 5: fuck ups and who learn lessons but very very slowly
Speaker 5: and sometimes not at all. So I think white Man
Speaker 5: count Jumps is in that realm as well. I think
Speaker 5: I enjoyed it more than you. But I'm I'm going
Speaker 5: to go back and revisit it now.
Speaker 4: Maybe I won't. So I'm we were doing.
Speaker 5: Trivia, yes, yeah, you know, I gave you my FAXT
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Speaker 5: nineteen ninety six?
Speaker 4: Uh?
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Speaker 4: Ah that's a s right? No, No, Bill Watson something place,
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Speaker 4: it's my sister, but I feel like they may have
Speaker 4: revealed it in the first Chairs of Horror when they
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Speaker 5: I love how, you know, because I actually started writing down,
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Speaker 5: and I was like, oh, here's a Siamese twin, and
Speaker 5: I was about to write right down. I think they
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Speaker 4: Of Trios of Horror seven was October twenty seventh, nineteen
Speaker 4: ninety sixty. First ever Trios of Horror episode to be
Speaker 4: a season premiere. Okay, then yes, they're usually premiere now
Speaker 4: in like September time, so usually the Tresa fows episode
Speaker 4: four or five. But I just think kicking off with
Speaker 4: the Treos of Horror with a bang, I think so. Yeah.
Speaker 4: So it was directed by Mike b Anderson and written
Speaker 4: by so the thing and I'd written by Ken Keeler,
Speaker 4: The Genesis Tubet Dan Greeney and Citizen Kane David X.
Speaker 4: Cohen And oh I didn't realize this until this very moment.
Speaker 4: Bill Clinton was played by Phil Hartman.
Speaker 5: I did see his name in the credits and was
Speaker 5: wondering what he because I thought I heard him in
Speaker 5: something else or that. Oh that sounds why am I
Speaker 5: all fat? All right?
Speaker 4: So the first thing we see here but the credits
Speaker 4: is Homer dislikes the jackal and gets catched on fire.
Speaker 4: And that's it. We're gett into the episode. It's got death.
Speaker 4: I believe it's death. The skeleton on the couch and
Speaker 4: everyone dies. Every feet so the thing and I so
Speaker 4: button Lisa, they over here noises in the attic. Which, yeah,
Speaker 4: I've had moments like this where I'll be watching something
Speaker 4: on TV that's mildly spooky, right, and all of a sudden,
Speaker 4: he's like a bang outside, and I'll just walk over
Speaker 4: and pull the.
Speaker 5: Blind down and make sure they're locked.
Speaker 4: You remember, you look at side and you see like
Speaker 4: a weird shadow. You go, I know that's just the
Speaker 4: tree shadow, but I'm just gonna pull that fine down.
Speaker 4: Didn't have that.
Speaker 5: But the other night woke up at like three in
Speaker 5: the morning and hearing this. But I'm bum bum bum,
Speaker 5: and it's like it's the possum back. It could be
Speaker 5: a possum. Basically, the cat could just be woken up
Speaker 5: and be running around knocking it over like a dickhead.
Speaker 5: But you know, you get those three an thoughts, like, Okay,
Speaker 5: is this this is a home invasion? Someone break into
Speaker 5: my house. I'm i gonna have to get the dusty
Speaker 5: or baseball bat from the side.
Speaker 4: Of the bed.
Speaker 5: That's the name of your bat. I think I called
Speaker 5: it the manager at some stateger got a problem, talk
Speaker 5: to the manager. Do I have it in me to
Speaker 5: get it and pick up the bat and you know,
Speaker 5: sort of put on get out of my house kind
Speaker 5: of boys. Or I've got a fu my motherfucking house.
Speaker 4: I've already killed the cops. Or I've got triple I've
Speaker 4: just got to press you know, I've got to press
Speaker 4: send is the thing to do, like call trivial o
Speaker 4: then put it on the out speaking to leave them
Speaker 4: on the line. I think it might be the case.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's a good tip from your panels get broken
Speaker 5: into but kids are kicking.
Speaker 4: The garage door.
Speaker 5: But like it's three in the morning, it's a week night.
Speaker 5: I don't think anyone is invading my house now. And
Speaker 5: I mean I was not literally paralyzed with here, but
Speaker 5: I was like.
Speaker 4: Oh, I'm scared. I'm scared. Racing a little bit. Run
Speaker 4: the numbers. Okay, what are the odds? What are the
Speaker 4: odds that someone's breaking into your house? At three am
Speaker 4: on a Tuesday morning?
Speaker 5: There was three people breaking into the house.
Speaker 4: And I literally felt the physically felt the fear, just
Speaker 4: washing it common sense. Yeah, yeah, run the numbers. Yeah,
Speaker 4: run the numbers. Kid, Have you run the numbers? Have
Speaker 4: you tried turning your fear off? And then on again,
Speaker 4: so so Lisa. Here she says the cat's not the
Speaker 4: cat in the attic because she's with her. Reminds me
Speaker 4: of a kid sister's to dress the cat up. We
Speaker 4: had a cat called Queenie, and she was just like
Speaker 4: so just passive, you know. And my sister dressed up
Speaker 4: and doles out. Yeah, put her in a pram, push
Speaker 4: her around. Cat loved it, absolutely loved it. They asked
Speaker 4: the parents at the breakfast table the next day, though,
Speaker 4: and hers there's nothing seriously ever got just the.
Speaker 5: Love goes on just a little bit seriously though, don't
Speaker 5: ever go out there.
Speaker 4: But Marge reminds them to reminds Homer to feed what's
Speaker 4: up there? Fish heads? Fish heads? Do the kids watching
Speaker 4: go up there? And they hear the eating sounds and
Speaker 4: has been sort of scared by it. But then here's
Speaker 4: the sounds. Got a little story here. I recorded this
Speaker 4: one was on TV. Except my memory of watching this
Speaker 4: episode is that tape I used somewhere in the garage
Speaker 4: when I would tape the shows on Channel ten, cut
Speaker 4: out the aas blah blah blah. But for some reason,
Speaker 4: I don't know why this happened. This very scene here
Speaker 4: when bartlaying in bed as he hears the sounds in
Speaker 4: the what was called the vent. Yeah, yeah, and you're
Speaker 4: looking through the vent at Bart scared. The little M
Speaker 4: logo appeared at that point in time, and for years
Speaker 4: I thought that was just a joke by the Simpson
Speaker 4: saying this is the scary part. And then I watched
Speaker 4: I was like, oh, oh, that was Channel ten saying
Speaker 4: you should be watching this six. But that whenever I
Speaker 4: see that one shot at the vision of the M
Speaker 4: appearing in the corner, you're super imposing the mline. Yeah.
Speaker 4: But Homer, let's slip here that you know you four kids,
Speaker 4: three kids. We have three kids, and you know what
Speaker 4: happens to nosy kids who asked him any questions? They
Speaker 4: asking a bunch of questions, and the kids use Maggie
Speaker 4: to sneak up because their imagination is running wild. Now
Speaker 4: Mage helps them pull that app door whatever that thing is,
Speaker 4: down to the ladder and they find Homer's unsold copies
Speaker 4: of his autobiography What was it cooling? In no one?
Speaker 4: I've never been to me something I hardly knew me.
Speaker 4: It hard I hardly knew me. Yes, we will there
Speaker 4: ever be a rainbow is that, mister, I think that's
Speaker 4: and they see a shadow, so this is scared for
Speaker 4: a kid, is pretty scary.
Speaker 5: This kind of jumps towards them.
Speaker 4: Reminds me, you know, Et, obviously you need to inter
Speaker 4: when Aliot's waiting outside for him for the first time,
Speaker 4: and Et, I know wise Bilbog filmed all like this,
Speaker 4: but like Et is walking rathers walking passively towards Ali,
Speaker 4: he goes ed, it stops and goes like this kid.
Speaker 4: It always reminds me of that. And then they run downstairs.
Speaker 4: I love this little reveal here. You think they're in
Speaker 4: the vases, breathe in here, and they're in the cupboard.
Speaker 4: The margin and Hammer get home from driving in the
Speaker 4: rain to give their car the car wash. They're very much,
Speaker 4: very disappointed and terrify. They went to the attic, so
Speaker 4: Homer goes up there with the golf club and they
Speaker 4: realized it's it escaped. It's a really good play on
Speaker 4: not revealing that it's just a human, you know. It's
Speaker 4: like it's escaped as a kid, you think its a monster.
Speaker 5: And then they.
Speaker 4: Hear it leave leaves a bit of blood. He cut
Speaker 4: himself lit a bit of blood on the door, and
Speaker 4: then Madge called up the hibbit.
Speaker 3: Yes, doctor, it's what we've always feared.
Speaker 4: It's loose.
Speaker 1: Hugo is loose?
Speaker 3: See us soon, Who or what is Hugo. I'm afraid
Speaker 3: we haven't been entirely honest with you.
Speaker 4: Bart.
Speaker 3: You see you have a brother, So I have two brothers.
Speaker 2: Lisa, please, yes, Bert, you have a twin brother. You see,
Speaker 2: when you were born there was an irregularity.
Speaker 1: A monstrous irregularity. Yes, I remember Bart's birth. Well, you
Speaker 1: don't forget a thing like Siamese twins.
Speaker 3: I believe they prefer to be called conjoined.
Speaker 1: Twins, and Hubilly is preferred to be called sons of
Speaker 1: the soil. But it ain't good.
Speaker 4: It happened. Then he explains how one of them was
Speaker 4: pure evil, but it's little the good butt well by, yeah,
Speaker 4: bottle feeding that one and wet the routine. What the
Speaker 4: routine saw Smith, the existence are pure evil? How good
Speaker 4: is that?
Speaker 5: Incredible and incredible routine?
Speaker 4: Soul spar and he separates them immediately because he's too
Speaker 4: crazy for a boy's town, too much of a boyfood
Speaker 4: crazy town. The child was an outcast, so they did
Speaker 4: the only human humane thing, change him in the attication
Speaker 4: bucket officials once a week save their marriage. And then
Speaker 4: Bart reveals the scar here. You're not realizing that you're
Speaker 4: just watching this right, and you think they've actually revealed
Speaker 4: here that he's the evil You've already seen that the
Speaker 4: evil one was on that side, but reveals his scar.
Speaker 5: You should have been paying attention.
Speaker 4: Kids. Do you think I was blooded by the humor?
Speaker 4: Do you think many people wash this and realizing that moment,
Speaker 4: I don't reckon because it's not played up, is it? No?
Speaker 5: Not at all. They don't telegraph it one bit.
Speaker 4: No, So they go to look for him. But what's that?
Speaker 4: A place where only sick, twisted misfit would go at this?
Speaker 5: Later night?
Speaker 4: Radio Shack? What is radio Shack?
Speaker 5: I guess our version of strain would be like Dick
Speaker 5: Smith Radio. Okay, yeah, let's sell electronics and stuff on
Speaker 5: the powerhouse. Yeah that's right, Smith Powerhouse. What a place.
Speaker 4: I bought so many TV shows from there, DVD's and CDs.
Speaker 5: I think Radio Shack was probably more.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Electronic Gear Electronics Retailer, which was established in nineteen
Speaker 4: twenty one as an amateur radio mail order business. It's
Speaker 4: original parent company, Radio Shack Corporation was purchased by Tandy Electronics.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, Tandy. Yeah, we don't have Tandies anymore,
Speaker 4: do we?
Speaker 5: No, it probably still exists.
Speaker 4: I would love to go to a Tandy. Yeah, just
Speaker 4: in a very low key handy. Let's look at that
Speaker 4: Tandy Electronics Australia. I swear it must be gone. Tandy
Speaker 4: Electronics was n a retailers originally operated by the American
Speaker 4: Tandy Corporation, later International Tandy. Tandy, what a good word, Tandy,
Speaker 4: very very Tandy.
Speaker 5: Well, I'm assuming that it was started by mister or
Speaker 5: miss Tandy. I can only hope that they cashed out.
Speaker 4: And I guess who bought them, the Woolworths group. Wool
Speaker 4: Is what are you doing? Come on? The brand exists,
Speaker 4: ceased to exist after it was phased out by Woolworths
Speaker 4: and twenty eleven so it got up to twenty eleven.
Speaker 4: So I made it in the twenty first centry. What
Speaker 4: do you think the meaning of Tandy would be if
Speaker 4: Tandy was a way to describe somebody, it might it
Speaker 4: feels like a bit of a bit Randy, Like, oh she's
Speaker 4: a bit Tandy? In't he's a bit Tandy? Tandy and Randy.
Speaker 4: Oh you're not that, you bit Tandy.
Speaker 5: It's summertime and everyone's feeling a bit tandy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like touchy and handy together. It's a bit handy.
Speaker 4: It's too great taste taste together. That's under where Tandy.
Speaker 4: Yeah you did get merchandise of Tandy on it. Nick
Speaker 4: feeling a bit Tandy, Yeah, I feeling a bit is
Speaker 4: a Bart you take a shower? I think is when
Speaker 4: he's it's just a love joy at dinner. He's feeling
Speaker 4: a bit randy. Cat.
Speaker 5: But but we.
Speaker 4: Should do that episode. We should girlfriend. But for now
Speaker 4: we're doing the thing.
Speaker 5: And I we now return you to Yeah, treehouse apart
Speaker 5: Tang Electronics.
Speaker 4: What a time to be alive?
Speaker 5: Where were we up to?
Speaker 4: Though? In the episode Ready radio shack? You still haven't
Speaker 4: take the hockey game?
Speaker 2: You're here, aren't you?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 7: Bart, I never left you.
Speaker 4: What do you want from me?
Speaker 3: You'll see after the surgery.
Speaker 4: You go here and he's got a plate of fish
Speaker 4: heads which people eat fish heads, which disgusts me. Yeah,
Speaker 4: like they cut it like it's a steak.
Speaker 5: You're like, no, no, literally really dry reachsticking about to
Speaker 5: quote missus Barolowski.
Speaker 4: Just give me a nice fish, filet fish a fish
Speaker 4: or filet file it to fish? You say philet or
Speaker 4: fill it. I've always said phil it because that's that's
Speaker 4: just because what everyone says you. But it's filet a fish, right.
Speaker 4: Apparently so has anyone. I've never seen anyone to a
Speaker 4: file fish field of fish at any days. I've never
Speaker 4: seen anyone eating one. I've never seen one. I've never
Speaker 4: seen one in the flesh. I've never seen one. Oh no, no,
Speaker 4: I means it's still in the menu. Must be. I
Speaker 4: guess it's just a round of fish finger yess't act rectangle,
Speaker 4: that's not even let's not even think about it. The
Speaker 4: food was an outcast, but you're going to sew them
Speaker 4: back together. Everything's going to be all good, he guys, says,
Speaker 4: so don't worry. I made a pigeon rat. And then
Speaker 4: we get the punch in the framing because he arrives
Speaker 4: and stop, you go, stop here, don't do this, and
Speaker 4: we get the punch frame bang.
Speaker 1: You know, isn't it interesting how the left or sinister
Speaker 1: twin is invariably the evil one. I had this theories.
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, you go, Scar is on the wrong side.
Speaker 1: It couldn't have been the evil left twin. That means
Speaker 1: the evil twin is and always has been.
Speaker 3: But oh, don't look so shocked.
Speaker 5: So is the reveal here that Button knew this whole time?
Speaker 5: Because it doesn't. Really, it doesn't doesn't make sense. Well,
Speaker 5: if why is he being so sort of scared of.
Speaker 4: It doesn't make sense he always knew, But this kind
Speaker 4: of revealed kind of gives a vibe that I always knew,
Speaker 4: but I was evil. Maybe I didn't know that I
Speaker 4: had a he was the evil one who knows? Look
Speaker 4: at it both ways. Does this kid's spent his entire
Speaker 4: life locked in the attic getting fed fish ets trop
Speaker 4: This one up to careless that's in my part cuts
Speaker 4: to the family eating a roast youner with dodr Hibbitt
Speaker 4: and Hugo, who eats his napkin and but is now
Speaker 4: locked in the attic.
Speaker 5: You'd like some roast finishing fish fisher, fish ets person.
Speaker 5: I put the foot down last night with the kids.
Speaker 4: Hollies now realized I'm not hungry, and she sort of
Speaker 4: it and she's got away with it a couple of
Speaker 4: nights in a row, and I went you know what. No, no, no,
Speaker 4: it's tea time. You're not getting anything else. You will
Speaker 4: sit at the table. I'm not hungry. I'm like, that's fine,
Speaker 4: but you will sit at the table until everybody else
Speaker 4: is finished. To Alliot has finished his food. You'll say
Speaker 4: that litt but I'm not hungry. I'm like, that's fine.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna tell you right now, if it was ten
Speaker 4: nk Nuggas sitting right in front of you, smash him
Speaker 4: all down. So she just sat there and eventually she.
Speaker 5: Ate her food.
Speaker 4: Well done, yeah, nick For once it was it was
Speaker 4: Nicholas kind of like. I was like, no, no, Nicola,
Speaker 4: I've got this. And then she ate her lasagna. It
Speaker 4: was lasagna. I'm like, I know you like lasagna. Lasagna
Speaker 4: is delicious. No kid should be turning down lasagna. Eat
Speaker 4: your damn lazagnia, and she ate the damn lazagna.
Speaker 5: Parenting tips from Brendon very good parenting tips as well.
Speaker 4: I said to I said, well, if you don't hat
Speaker 4: it now, it's what you're getting for breakfast tomorrow. Nicholas
Speaker 4: says you can't have Nikola help. You won't be here.
Speaker 5: I'm telling you this will be her breakfast, but Nicola
Speaker 5: appreciated that whole finger do a little finger wave, but
Speaker 5: that went down a tree.
Speaker 4: Next episode, Genesis Tub so Lisa has lost her tooth.
Speaker 4: Alice lost five teeth as we record this, So I
Speaker 4: got holds everywhere, gaps everywhere. The moment I got a gap,
Speaker 4: I had had it ripped out.
Speaker 5: That's right.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Luke was like what Yeah, I said, margis were
Speaker 4: do nothing?
Speaker 5: These are the options the dentists. Preadsent me, Well, there's
Speaker 5: not much on South Park. Yeah, do nothing, remove tooth,
Speaker 5: root canal, die.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there is also option.
Speaker 5: Deep deep sense for death.
Speaker 6: Yea, And.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean the root canal is something going to
Speaker 5: be something like three grand And he said there was
Speaker 5: a possibility that it wouldn't even work, that it's a
Speaker 5: bit of a mess and all that, And I'm.
Speaker 4: Like, it sounds painful a root canal. It really does.
Speaker 5: I said, look, is this going to affect you know,
Speaker 5: the shape of my face, the structural integrity of my jaw,
Speaker 5: like me, my ability to to stay. You're gonna be
Speaker 5: fine if I've got the wearwe all of the later on,
Speaker 5: just getting get an implant whacked in.
Speaker 4: Was like you had your tooth ripped out.
Speaker 5: Shod.
Speaker 4: It's like, well, like that, how did you do it?
Speaker 4: You tied a string around it, and then a cheeseburg
Speaker 4: and a fact you chased out wingers and a hungry dog,
Speaker 4: but nobody is You took me to a butcher shot
Speaker 4: you get a little wiener dog.
Speaker 5: I I make it a just a what do you
Speaker 5: call it? An implant? Slept in there a little bit later,
Speaker 5: but it's right up the back.
Speaker 4: Who gives a kid? Who gives a care? No one cares,
Speaker 4: No one cares at all.
Speaker 5: We don't care. Move on, story about your teeth. Nobody cares.
Speaker 4: But so I want to touch on first. It was
Speaker 4: one of my favorite moments because I have the bit
Speaker 4: of a factory. I saved it for this. So the
Speaker 4: sequence were the tiny spaceships attack bart right. I loved
Speaker 4: the visual of that. It reminded me of the canyon
Speaker 4: shot in Star Wars. Almost that's not called the canyon,
Speaker 4: what is it? Trench? The trench, That's that's the word. Yes,
Speaker 4: it mean of like a video game, something like like Galaxyan,
Speaker 4: so that or Galagher. That was the very one of
Speaker 4: the very first times they use computer animation on The Simpsons. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it did feel different too, did yea? And the computer
Speaker 4: was used to build models for reference, and then the
Speaker 4: animators later retraced over it. Yeah, but it keeps off
Speaker 4: of Lisa. She's lost her tooth.
Speaker 3: Sciences already proving the dangers of smoking, alcohol and Chinese food,
Speaker 3: but I can still ruin soft drinks for everyone.
Speaker 4: So basically her plan is it's a science fair and
Speaker 4: she's going to leave her tooth and let it rot
Speaker 4: or be going to be dissolved by it's going.
Speaker 5: To pull the buzz and yeah, see what the because
Speaker 5: yeah that was a big thing for a while. Yeah,
Speaker 5: if your parents want to turn you off cokes, like
Speaker 5: you know that tooth that teeth, Yeah, you know that
Speaker 5: tooth that just fell out instead of you know, well,
Speaker 5: we'll give you twenty cents for it, or that's inflation.
Speaker 5: But also we're going to take that tooth and put
Speaker 5: in this glass of coke and see what does the tooth.
Speaker 5: It's going to do it to your teeth. I don't care,
Speaker 5: it's tasty coke.
Speaker 4: When you were a kid, did you put your teeth
Speaker 4: when it fail out your tooth? Did you put it
Speaker 4: in a glass of water for the toothairy in England,
Speaker 4: they don't do that. They put it under the pillow,
Speaker 4: under the pillow like savages.
Speaker 5: Look, Nicolay, I put it.
Speaker 4: The glass of water. Nicola goes, what are you doing?
Speaker 4: I said, for the tooth fairy. The tooth fairy just
Speaker 4: put under the pillow.
Speaker 5: How am I meant to reach in and get that
Speaker 5: us and replace it with a shiny gold coin?
Speaker 4: That that's true, yes, but also said, but how do
Speaker 4: you explain to Elliott how the tooth fairy was able
Speaker 4: to do that? And look, magic doesn't work all the time.
Speaker 4: You caps have always fall back on magic. I said
Speaker 4: that the.
Speaker 5: Tooth you put it in the glass of water keeps
Speaker 5: it clean.
Speaker 4: She goes, well, you can get your hand were I'm like,
Speaker 4: never showered, never down the raine. But she looks me
Speaker 4: like I was some kind of insane person putting a
Speaker 4: glass of water beside the bed. Said, you know, sometimes
Speaker 4: you are very differently. So Elliott does it the Australian,
Speaker 4: the correct Australian. So Bart is going to be doing
Speaker 4: the experiment of do nerds conducting electricity. I thought this
Speaker 4: was a really nice touch.
Speaker 5: The whole standard alectricity creating the Yeah, yeah, it gives it.
Speaker 5: It gives it a flimsy and probably non factual basis
Speaker 5: in science.
Speaker 4: I'm not sure does any one else suffer from this?
Speaker 4: Pushing the kids around in the trolley right.
Speaker 5: We don't have to pushing the kids around like y
Speaker 5: I did that.
Speaker 4: But whenever I'm pushing kids around the trolley right and
Speaker 4: they're sitting in the trolley at the front, if I'm
Speaker 4: in the supermarket, ever, and they touched me every time,
Speaker 4: and then I set the whole thing zap, zap, zap,
Speaker 4: and I'm like, stop touch a bad because I've never
Speaker 4: I thought this fear of the zap. When I was
Speaker 4: a child on the trampoline, I'd always jump over the bars.
Speaker 4: I just got the fear of the static. It doesn't
Speaker 4: hurt you, but I just it's a literal shock. Yeah,
Speaker 4: but balloon's popping. I hate the sound of balloon's popping.
Speaker 4: That's why I can't blow balloons. What else you like.
Speaker 3: That?
Speaker 4: We got all? But do you have like a ridiculous
Speaker 4: fear of something? Not a fear but people.
Speaker 5: Some people have fears of moths, you know, not like moths.
Speaker 5: Something I really don't like is there was like an.
Speaker 4: Acrylic fabric that track sis used to be made out of.
Speaker 4: You Now, now now that we've got like you, I
Speaker 4: swear you wear like a variant of the north Face
Speaker 4: jacket every time you're here, north Face Friend of the Poor.
Speaker 5: It's the same jack which different color.
Speaker 4: Blue, won a grain one green. We would gought three
Speaker 4: days a week, so it's correct with the same three jackets.
Speaker 4: The maths is uh yeah, there was a croolic sort
Speaker 4: of fabric that tracks. It's just to be made of
Speaker 4: like nylon or something, and if you touched it just
Speaker 4: the right one, Oh god, this feels terrible. Well to me,
Speaker 4: it felt terrible. Or if you had the slightest bit of.
Speaker 5: A hangnail or something, it would catch in it and
Speaker 5: it would just send like full body. And to this
Speaker 5: day it's like ana, still don't like it. Don't like it,
Speaker 5: do not.
Speaker 4: Want The sound I hate is nails being clipped. Oh
Speaker 4: I hate it. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Fingernail stuff is right up there for me, real trauma
Speaker 5: inducing stuff like cutting.
Speaker 4: A nail too close to the quick.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, you know, you get a little bit of
Speaker 5: a hangnail and goes a little bit too far. You
Speaker 5: ripped the hangout. Now the too far now now now
Speaker 5: it's like down to the second. This is the kind
Speaker 5: of quality competent people tuning in. I don't want to
Speaker 5: hear us talk about the genesis tub.
Speaker 4: But Lisa then finds mold the following night. He's very happy.
Speaker 4: It's signs fair pay dirt, as she says, and she's
Speaker 4: looking through the microscope. What was it the changes from
Speaker 4: one to ten. Well, that's the emphasise increasing the magnification.
Speaker 4: At first, she's like, it looks the same. Ah, then
Speaker 4: you changed the first of all was just on one time,
Speaker 4: and she changed it the tent of one hundred, and
Speaker 4: she realized there's little people. She's created life Lisa breakfast,
Speaker 4: I meet wiffles. Oh, waffles, I've created life waffles. More important,
Speaker 4: gets down there, realized that it's not waffles, it's square pancakes.
Speaker 4: Square pancakes. That was just the reason to get her
Speaker 4: to leave the room and come back. Correct. Well, they
Speaker 4: they evolved pretty quickly two minutes, yes, but they've they've
Speaker 4: reached a renaissance. I've created Lutherans and then the electricity overnight.
Speaker 4: So the evolving very very quickly. It's like looking into
Speaker 4: the future potentially, you know, the lights are coming on
Speaker 4: the little glow from over the bed.
Speaker 5: It was really good.
Speaker 4: This episode is really good visually, it wasn't it. I
Speaker 4: love the opening shot of the next one as well,
Speaker 4: Went Home. It's just fishing at those sons going down
Speaker 4: the front thing. But so she's like looking to the
Speaker 4: future and Bart walks in and squash it with his finger,
Speaker 4: and very traumatic.
Speaker 5: Very traumatic. Now I know that he doesn't know what he's.
Speaker 4: Doing, doesn't Yeah, he's trying to grow a friend. But yeah,
Speaker 4: very annoying on Bart's part that someone would just fuck
Speaker 4: with your project like that. But a little guys. I
Speaker 4: like the detail of the fingerprint in the tooth. Yeah,
Speaker 4: that's an actual fingerprint. Yeah. But the ships then at
Speaker 4: night attack Bart and as we're discussing his computer animal,
Speaker 4: it just looked cool, did Yeah, they don't mess with
Speaker 4: these guys, Absolutely no. But then I like the visual
Speaker 4: of them going through his head. Did you see them
Speaker 4: in the eyes? Very cartoony, but I like that. Then
Speaker 4: he goes to confront them and he says, if you
Speaker 4: can't watch them all the time, eventually's going to be
Speaker 4: flush toilet time for Tiny Tank, toilet time for Tiny town. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and they've sucked Lisa down in now, which apparently those
Speaker 4: rings were.
Speaker 5: Shout out to the classic German sci fi movie Metropolis.
Speaker 4: That's it, you're one of your favorite films?
Speaker 5: Right, not one of my favorites, but certainly it's the
Speaker 5: poster of it though, right, I do, because.
Speaker 4: It's just cool art decker looking stuff.
Speaker 5: You post her. Oh, I am a complete poster on
Speaker 5: the wall, and you're like, I like the movie. I
Speaker 5: didn't say I disliked the movie.
Speaker 4: Tell us your favorite song by Nirvana, like Spirit one
Speaker 4: of those girls I saw. We saw girls walking around
Speaker 4: the beach yesterday, went to the beach and they were
Speaker 4: wearing like guns n' roses Nirvana and did you go
Speaker 4: up and say who I was walking past? And then
Speaker 4: they and then they put on they had that, They
Speaker 4: had a boom box. They had these like you know,
Speaker 4: like we're in a hot tip time machine. They had
Speaker 4: these eighties all one was like van Halen like it's
Speaker 4: basically all going to cotton on and bought like a
Speaker 4: different band shirt and then they put on no Scrubs
Speaker 4: by TLC. I'm like, what is happening here? You're wearing
Speaker 4: a Nirvana shirt with TLC no scrubs.
Speaker 5: You encountered a bunch of classic Young Lady well done. Yes,
Speaker 5: I was impressed.
Speaker 4: It's kind of cool that these kids are like listening
Speaker 4: to the classics as it's now a classic, I guess,
Speaker 4: but it was bizarre Navana with TLC. By the way,
Speaker 4: my favorite Nevana song is Lithium is it? I like
Speaker 4: that one a lot Cha Box. I like archa Box
Speaker 4: a lot. I have always been a fan of Have
Speaker 4: you ever heard of Sliver? Yes? Yes, that's sort of
Speaker 4: like a B side one that I really really liked.
Speaker 4: But the Train New has always been my major song favorite,
Speaker 4: but smells like teen spirit. I can very take it
Speaker 4: or leave it. I understand it changed everything. Yes, but
Speaker 4: I don't need to hear that song of regain in
Speaker 4: my life.
Speaker 5: It's sort of it's not reaching piano man status, but
Speaker 5: it's like we're hearing this too often?
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Speaker 4: a description of this podcast. So then she's been sucked
Speaker 4: in now by the debigulator and uh, it's basically just
Speaker 4: frank in there speaking of that. Spoke to our Mankazari
Speaker 4: last week. Now, Yes, so if you want to hear that,
Speaker 4: it's on the two new a Gym Comings podcast. Jim
Speaker 4: and I spoke with Hankazaria for over an hour. Wow,
Speaker 4: it was I was halfway through the episode going, this
Speaker 4: is a big deal for me. Thankfully I didn't come
Speaker 4: across like a super fan. He came across like a
Speaker 4: super fan for Jim Cummings. That's very nice. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: it was quite good. But check it out. Yes, and
Speaker 4: then yeah, we we've learned to speak English because we
Speaker 4: listened to you speak and we can imitate you exactly.
Speaker 8: You think I'm God, but of course you look down
Speaker 8: on us from heaven. You'll give us life, and only
Speaker 8: your device intervention can save us from the devil.
Speaker 4: The devil.
Speaker 1: What devil the one you call bond?
Speaker 4: No, no, no, you don't understand.
Speaker 7: That's just my brother, not devil is your brother.
Speaker 8: I must say, we find that quite perplexing.
Speaker 4: God.
Speaker 7: Hi, Bill Watson, I live in the Clark Building.
Speaker 4: I have a question.
Speaker 7: If you're so good, why do you allow bad things
Speaker 7: to happen?
Speaker 4: Why am I show fat?
Speaker 5: That's probably the first question you ever ask God.
Speaker 4: It's really the traditional yeah God, ever case, like, why
Speaker 4: do bad things having to good people? That's what give
Speaker 4: me a legitimate reason why that happens? That's Baby's first atheism.
Speaker 4: Why am I so fat? That's the second question. And
Speaker 4: she says, she says she needs to get back up
Speaker 4: this so she can fix things. And that's going some
Speaker 4: kind of read Big Leader. And then Bart the Destroyer
Speaker 4: of returns. This shot here has always felt like it's
Speaker 4: from something where there's a crowd and Holy Baby goes no, yeah,
Speaker 4: from something it feels like it is.
Speaker 5: It feels like a nineteen fifties like sci fi. Actually,
Speaker 5: the Oh Later. It's the ship hit in the in
Speaker 5: Citizen Kang when the Flying Sourcer hits H's the White House.
Speaker 5: That's a director lift from Earth versus the flying sources.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I think it's been name checked on the show once
Speaker 5: before it okay, by which I mean on full thing
Speaker 5: a discount, but yeah, that's yeah, sort of people running
Speaker 5: looking back with like that. That's straight out of a
Speaker 5: nine in the horror movie or sci fi movie. Yep.
Speaker 4: I think he's going to kill them all, but no,
Speaker 4: he's going to be winning the science contests or or
Speaker 4: Martin couldn't even get it with these milk milk box,
Speaker 4: ukulelea whatever, yeah juice box yeah, yeah, yeah, And Lisa
Speaker 4: is now stuck in her lousy tub for the rest
Speaker 4: of her life. Shouldn't you people be groveling give me shoes.
Speaker 4: She want sucks, I'll get sucks. That it's Citizen Kang.
Speaker 4: And I love the opening shot here. I was talked
Speaker 4: about early morning. This is like dusk. So I was
Speaker 4: just fishing on a boat, relaxing. No, I don't care
Speaker 4: about catch a fish. Then start screaming the fish the
Speaker 4: bait don't maybe come down there. Then a ship comes
Speaker 4: down with the claw machine. You talk about lovely visuals.
Speaker 5: By the way, the fact that he's sort of looking
Speaker 5: in the in the water of the shop from the
Speaker 5: water looking up and you see the animation really good.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And I just love the piss take of the
Speaker 4: cor machine here where just comes down, picks him up
Speaker 4: and drops him. Now, we went to time zone yesterday.
Speaker 4: Here there's the West time zone. And I watched this guy,
Speaker 4: legit I Reckon spent probably fifty dollars on the corn
Speaker 4: machine trying to pick up an Optimus Prime toy, like
Speaker 4: a pretty fairly big one, right, not not huge one,
Speaker 4: like a decent sized one. And he still didn't get it.
Speaker 4: And I was just like, it's just a toy. Just
Speaker 4: go to the shop and buy one for ten Bucksack.
Speaker 5: He sat there.
Speaker 4: It's just it was there for like fifteen minutes, just
Speaker 4: trying to win his Optimus Prime to It's an obsession,
Speaker 4: I guess, isn't it. Oh.
Speaker 5: Absolutely, I've never been a big claw machine guy.
Speaker 4: I like the candy ones because you generally, generally you
Speaker 4: win something in the canyon, even if it's just a
Speaker 4: couple of chocolates. But you think this probably costs like
Speaker 4: ten centence of.
Speaker 5: Correct, yes, yeah, if you start thinking about again, if
Speaker 5: you start running the numbers.
Speaker 4: Like ah. I was a bit scared for my parents
Speaker 4: this week because they came in like, we just went
Speaker 4: to the pokes. We won three thousand dollars, and I
Speaker 4: was like, oh no, that's where it starts.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, to quote the Steve Millerman, take the money
Speaker 5: and run. So then how this is an old timer
Speaker 5: of a line by the way.
Speaker 2: From Homer, Oh my god speech aliens, don't you have
Speaker 2: a wife and kids?
Speaker 4: Hit them? Hit them? That's iconic, that's fantastic. A lot
Speaker 4: of good stuff in the in these three segments. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: it is. What it's revealed that Codos is King's sister.
Speaker 4: And then they home thinks, well, you're an alien. You
Speaker 4: can have to probe me, because that's just to go to,
Speaker 4: isn't it. You know, probing me. It's the only way
Speaker 4: I can go inside through the bum And they've reached
Speaker 4: their limits with recto probing. Well what they can teach us,
Speaker 4: So now they want to be taken to the leader.
Speaker 4: I suppose you gets President Clinton, but there's gonna be
Speaker 4: an election he's gonna get said mumbley Joe Bumble Joe. Wow,
Speaker 4: since since his reds the future again? Yes, and then
Speaker 4: there's Bob Doll grab grab doll in Clinton from their
Speaker 4: various beds. What is this?
Speaker 5: I don't need this.
Speaker 4: Some kind of do yes, And they commenced the bio duplication,
Speaker 4: and which is why I never really understood the reveal
Speaker 4: at the end. It's a slight thing, it's not a
Speaker 4: nippy but it's just they become the person. Then why
Speaker 4: did they rip off the mask to the end, it
Speaker 4: doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Duplication war off that has
Speaker 4: made fancy suits. That's a good justification. Well so home's like,
Speaker 4: I'm a conspiracies. Was it naked conspiracies? You know, aliens invasions?
Speaker 4: Linden and Laruche was right? Who's Linden and Laruche? That's
Speaker 4: a good question. Can you tell me? Oh, I just
Speaker 4: whenever it's like an old timy reference. I'm like, guy,
Speaker 4: well know, guy does not know who Linda Laruche is.
Speaker 4: Let's have a look.
Speaker 5: Linden H. Larus LaRue lar Lyndon LaRouche was an American
Speaker 5: political activist who founded the Laruche Movement and its main organization,
Speaker 5: the National Court. He was a prominent conspiracy theorist and
Speaker 5: perennial presidential candidate. He began in far left politics in
Speaker 5: the nineteen forties and later supported the civil rights movement,
Speaker 5: but in the nineteen seventies he moved to the far right.
Speaker 5: His movement is sometimes described as liken to a cult.
Speaker 4: Convicted of fraud, he said five years in prison from
Speaker 4: eighteen nine to ninety four. Lynn, it started off so
Speaker 4: strong conspiracy theories. When that happened, that's a great thing
Speaker 4: about conspiracy, or is you can just tie any thing.
Speaker 4: It was like I got too close the bars. You're
Speaker 4: sure you went a fraud. That's why I was talking
Speaker 4: recently just off there then about AFL and Straight for Board,
Speaker 4: the trade period. And it's just when media just write
Speaker 4: out a story like my source, and it's like it's
Speaker 4: all bushes. Well, I can't reveal my sources.
Speaker 5: You're just making it up.
Speaker 4: That's why I can't reveal my source. My sources say,
Speaker 4: But they spray Homer with so nobody will believe in
Speaker 4: the story.
Speaker 5: And I thought that's quite nice of them. They could
Speaker 5: have killed him. They just kick about covering.
Speaker 4: M Rum and the family are now watching that the
Speaker 4: following So that was overnight, I'm assuming So it was
Speaker 4: out all night fishing. Yes, the sun was going down,
Speaker 4: wasn't it.
Speaker 5: So?
Speaker 4: Yes, he comes back in the morning, the family watching
Speaker 4: Clinton on the news, and yeah, just said something silly
Speaker 4: and communication flick WILLI Why, yeah, that's lick will talk. Yes,
Speaker 4: so there are a few moments here where it's obviously
Speaker 4: it's Clinton and Dole. But this here could just be like,
Speaker 4: as I said, a direct parody of as politics in general.
Speaker 4: You can assign these to any politician race, very race,
Speaker 4: but just slick Willy. Yeah.
Speaker 5: So then did actually call him slick Willy?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, Homer says he caught I
Speaker 4: love that. He starts the story. I was just catching
Speaker 4: the biggest fish you've ever seen, every fisherman and yeah,
Speaker 4: sure you were rumming. You weren't abducted by aliens at all.
Speaker 4: And Bob Dole is on the news says your planet
Speaker 4: is doomed.
Speaker 6: Doomed.
Speaker 5: That's very much, that's Ralph.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there we go, and a refreshmently frank response from
Speaker 4: candidate bubb Doll.
Speaker 6: Abortions for all, very well, no abortions for anyone, abortions
Speaker 6: for some miniature American flags for others.
Speaker 4: So good. You feel like you can say this is
Speaker 4: twenty twenty four and it will still get like does
Speaker 4: still work.
Speaker 5: It's an evergreen line. It's fantastic.
Speaker 4: And then the dole in Clinton are now holding hands
Speaker 4: down the street and they're talking about how easy politics
Speaker 4: in America is. He always to do is just bland
Speaker 4: pleasantries and followed by either a sax solo or an
Speaker 4: infant kiss. Yes, and the Democratic National Party arrivee they go.
Speaker 4: So I just want to ask him, why are you
Speaker 4: holding his hands? Why are they holding hands to exchange
Speaker 4: long protein strings? Protein strings? Yeah, you can think of
Speaker 4: a better way. I'd like to know it. And then
Speaker 4: I've never noticed this, I call me never knows how
Speaker 4: it was following them as I was running behind him.
Speaker 4: He's like sneaking and watching them, and it's debate night,
Speaker 4: and I think this is the probably the line always
Speaker 4: I love the most. When I was a young boy,
Speaker 4: I always dreamed of being a baseball. They've nearly got it,
Speaker 4: they have m quite got it, but people does numb
Speaker 4: enough to buy into it anyway.
Speaker 2: My fellow American.
Speaker 7: As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
Speaker 7: But tonight I say we must move forward, not backward, Upward,
Speaker 7: not forward, and always twirling, twirling, swirling towards freedom.
Speaker 5: So fun.
Speaker 4: Fact, now you played this at the Simpsons panel at
Speaker 4: the SACAC this year. Right. So, back in twenty thirteen,
Speaker 4: there was a clip of Kamala Harris filmed reciting that
Speaker 4: the line. Right, do you know why? It was part
Speaker 4: of a scavenger hunt in Chicago for the University of
Speaker 4: Chicago where they had to get so. Challenge number sixty
Speaker 4: eight required an elected public official who asserts, either on
Speaker 4: video or in person, in their country should move forward,
Speaker 4: not backward, output not forward, and always torn towards freedom.
Speaker 4: And she did that. And I don't think you watched
Speaker 4: a video. I don't think she quite realizes she thinks
Speaker 4: it's a funny, silly line, but it's now Simpsons reference
Speaker 4: and now they're using it as saying she's like us.
Speaker 4: So this was filmed eleven years ago. Oh my goodness,
Speaker 4: but people are using that video. The video went viral
Speaker 4: again and they were saying, look, she's she's just like
Speaker 4: she's just like I was looking at her. She's even
Speaker 4: quoting the Simpsons. He goes, yeah, she didn't know what
Speaker 4: she was doing. We never quoted the Simpsons in her life,
Speaker 4: never watched the Simpsons, that's for sure. But that's just
Speaker 4: twelve in towards me, and everybody's falling for it. But
Speaker 4: then how interrupts though, and he says they're all terrible
Speaker 4: space aliens, and no, I'm believing. They throw him out
Speaker 4: and take your sting and flag with you, and he
Speaker 4: finds the ship, which was a great reveal, a tiny bush.
Speaker 4: Oh it was a giant ship behind it, and then
Speaker 4: he lets the fluid out of the tube. He saves Clinton,
Speaker 4: saves Dole as well, and they realize here, America can
Speaker 4: only be great if we worked together. So be a
Speaker 4: bright future ahead for America. But unfortunately Homer kills them.
Speaker 4: Yeah that was a little bit of a surprise, and
Speaker 4: they're out in space and oh no, they're not going
Speaker 4: to read it. They're dying. Ye. So the very thing
Speaker 4: is they're in Springfield, right, the debate is being held
Speaker 4: in Springfield. Where the fuck was he driving the space ship? Oh?
Speaker 5: Yeah, space?
Speaker 4: But the politics of failure have failed, and they look
Speaker 4: forward to an orderly election tomorrow to luinate any need
Speaker 4: for a violent blood math. And Homer eventually rips off
Speaker 4: the mass here and as revealed, they are terrible.
Speaker 5: Imagine this happened in real life?
Speaker 4: Oh my, what would you actually think if it was
Speaker 4: like all this time the celebrities were lizard people and
Speaker 4: like it was proved, Oh ship they were? They actually were?
Speaker 5: Oh god, I think my initial thought would be like,
Speaker 5: this is a very elaborate, deep fake.
Speaker 4: Yeah, unless I saw it with my own if you
Speaker 4: were there in person and they revealed that they actually
Speaker 4: were lizard.
Speaker 5: People, and even then I have we go, what kind
Speaker 5: of stunt are they pull in it?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Who's who's behind all this? You know? Have I
Speaker 4: been have I been dosed with some kind of hallucinogen?
Speaker 4: What's going on?
Speaker 5: Would you apologize to all the crazies?
Speaker 4: Oh? Of course, I don't deserve it. But it's a
Speaker 4: two party system. You have to vote for one of us.
Speaker 4: I well for a third party. Now, who's the guy
Speaker 4: has a hat?
Speaker 5: That's Ross Perot, who actually was an independent candidate, whether
Speaker 5: it was in ninety six or before then. But he
Speaker 5: was like he was a like a billionaire or a
Speaker 5: millionaire out of Texas, okay, and not a weird little guy,
Speaker 5: but he was like a little guy and he kind
Speaker 5: of seemed like a bit of a Okay, he seems smart,
Speaker 5: but not in the way that you want necessarily a
Speaker 5: leader to be.
Speaker 4: He's kind of like, we're gonna do it by way.
Speaker 4: He actually seemed like that way the way he seems
Speaker 4: like that kind of person, like I don't know, you
Speaker 4: always seems it's good to have an alternative. But also
Speaker 4: he seemed kind of crazy.
Speaker 5: Yeah, not crazy, but just you wouldn't suscribe to his news.
Speaker 4: Like a little bit eccentric.
Speaker 5: I think you might need to be running up against
Speaker 5: the Democrats and the Republicans.
Speaker 4: Yeah. But the guy though, who says I vote for
Speaker 4: a third party. He the design of him is just
Speaker 4: skinner with black hair. Oh okay, Yeah. It always puzzled
Speaker 4: me the head by because season eight they always made
Speaker 4: sure that they didn't do this kind of shit. But yeah,
Speaker 4: it was just skinn of a black hair. But it's
Speaker 4: an inauguration day and Kang is now president President Kang
Speaker 4: am we get the iconic.
Speaker 3: I don't understand why we have to build a ray
Speaker 3: gun to aim in a planet I never.
Speaker 6: Even heard of.
Speaker 2: Don't blame me. I voted for Kodos.
Speaker 4: At the end of Trios of Horror seven. It is
Speaker 4: what a pearla.
Speaker 5: It's a good one. Yeah, not, I don't think there's
Speaker 5: too much in this. Almost anything in this that we're
Speaker 5: going that kind of sucked.
Speaker 4: Or nothing sucked.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, I mean some bits were better than others,
Speaker 5: but there weren't any bits that maybe going well, I
Speaker 5: forget it. It was good.
Speaker 4: It was a good blend of it felt like Twilight
Speaker 4: Zone horror. Yeah, didn't it. That's what Genesis Tub was absolutely, Yeah.
Speaker 5: No, it's a good yeah, blend of horror stars and
Speaker 5: all good blae of genre styles as well.
Speaker 4: Got a bit of sci fi and thething I could
Speaker 4: put on for the kids. Yeah, you've got they're going
Speaker 4: to be scared by this.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you've got legitimate science fiction in the Genesis Tub and.
Speaker 4: Side fiction with the aliens as well. That's yeah.
Speaker 5: But in the first horror it's actual science related first
Speaker 5: one horror without gore pretty much. Yeah, good stuff. I
Speaker 5: really really like this one.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Treos of Horror seven.
Speaker 4: Good selection by you, Dando. Yes. Now, next week we
Speaker 4: shall be doing our review of the finale of season nineteen.
Speaker 4: And I'm got to say, last week I was talking
Speaker 4: about how.
Speaker 5: Excited I was.
Speaker 4: I haven't washed it yet, but it's the it's the
Speaker 4: episode I've been warned about oh okay. Then it is
Speaker 4: narrated by one side show Mal, so it's a Lisa
Speaker 4: episode narrated by sidecho Mal. Lisa becomes his assistant. I
Speaker 4: think chausse He's assistant.
Speaker 5: These are two great taste that don't taste great together.
Speaker 4: We shall find out maybe could be good. As we say,
Speaker 4: go in with low expectations and we should be fine.
Speaker 4: But yeah, Trisafar said, have you guy enjoyed our review?
Speaker 4: What are you doing for Halloween? Do you do anything
Speaker 4: for Halloween? Not really doesn't savvy Steve savy Steve it.
Speaker 5: Goes wild on Halloween. I will go over and help
Speaker 5: him out. I will hand out a few goodie bags
Speaker 5: for the kids.
Speaker 4: That's just tomorrow. It's something I do every week.
Speaker 5: Much of that, that's Tuesday.
Speaker 4: Much of the sugarine of every parent.
Speaker 5: And they it's like, stop giving our kids stuff.
Speaker 4: You're creeping us out. No, But otherwise nah, I don't
Speaker 4: really sort.
Speaker 5: Of go too crazy for Halloween. Maybe watch a spooky movie. Yeah,
Speaker 5: when is it on the weekend this year?
Speaker 4: Well, I don't think it is. So Holy's birthdays are
Speaker 4: twenty first and it's on a Monday. Ten days of seven.
Speaker 4: It's going to be Thursday. Yeah, like quickly we did that.
Speaker 4: That's pretty clever. Next year, we just reminded me my
Speaker 4: friend he got into the ballot for o wasted tickets,
Speaker 4: which is today at ten am as we recall this,
Speaker 4: I hope you got tickets.
Speaker 5: Oh god, I've got to get tickets tomorrow for Fat
Speaker 5: Boy Slim.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, see with a waste because the reason I
Speaker 4: said this is because they're gonna be playing October thirty
Speaker 4: first next year. So basically I had to enter a
Speaker 4: drawer to go into a ballot to be able to
Speaker 4: get access to tickets for Oasis.
Speaker 5: And he's from the good old days of like you know,
Speaker 5: blood up, putting your sleeping BG out front of the
Speaker 5: ticket mat not even Ticketmaster were. They're good old days though,
Speaker 5: better than these go.
Speaker 4: Into a ballot to be able to buy you. I
Speaker 4: don't know if I mean you felt like a boss
Speaker 4: if you lined up and you're like, you know what
Speaker 4: the thing is, Though someone got good tickets for a concert,
Speaker 4: you know they earned them. Yes, your grand Fire tickets,
Speaker 4: you earned them. This this feels like more like a lottery. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I don't ever like it. Yeah, these girls were in
Speaker 4: a Vanagh shirts. Never been an Oasis song in your life,
Speaker 4: you have a line up of tickets in your life? Yes,
Speaker 4: all right, So Halloween for us, I've got my I'm
Speaker 4: going to be dressing up as Alan grant one Dressy Park.
Speaker 4: I've got the glasses, the hat, the shirt, the red bandanna,
Speaker 4: and I've got an electronic puppet that is a baby
Speaker 4: t Rex so it looks like I'm handling a baby
Speaker 4: t Rex. Ah, I'm going all out this year, but
Speaker 4: the last three years of it has been just up
Speaker 4: a Scooby Doo case. I'm like, well, I've got a
Speaker 4: mascot Scooby Do out it. I'm just gonna wear this.
Speaker 4: But it's hard to walk around. It's okay, it's hot
Speaker 4: in there, and people never say can I.
Speaker 5: Get a photo with you?
Speaker 4: I'm just like, I can't see you, and the kids
Speaker 4: are walking up like winning a high five, but I
Speaker 4: know they're then I feel bad because like you needn't
Speaker 4: snow my head.
Speaker 5: I'm like, I can't see you.
Speaker 4: Kid, Bro, you get in front of me, like I've
Speaker 4: got like this much space to see, just this fin area.
Speaker 4: But so I'm not gonna Scooby Doo this year. I've
Speaker 4: given that to Uncle Darren. Oh but I never appreciate that.
Speaker 4: Yeah he does.
Speaker 5: He love Scooby Doo.
Speaker 4: Anyway, all right, guys, thanks for listening to our review
Speaker 4: of Treehouse of Horror seven classic review for this month.
Speaker 4: It's Halloween, so we thought we'd do a Trees of
Speaker 4: Horror next week. We'll be the finale of season nineteen.
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Speaker 5: Wow, what are they are they? What are they saying
Speaker 5: good things? Saying good things?
Speaker 4: Yes? See nice to us? Why are they so fat?
Speaker 5: Anyway?
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