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Speaker 2: Your name's glazed by the Great Chris Ray, God, Derek A. Black,
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Speaker 1: We did it. We did it, guys, we did it.
Speaker 1: We did it. What do we do?
Speaker 3: Welcome to the Start Tak Podcast. Everybody, It is me, Chris,
Speaker 3: it is him Sweeney.
Speaker 1: I don't think that what happened you the w P?
Speaker 1: What do you? What is that? Remember? The white power
Speaker 1: or whatever? Isn't that white? Isn't that what that is? Oh?
Speaker 1: That's what that is? I thought that was another like six,
Speaker 1: you're you're thirty years old? Okay, one, it's worse, It's worse,
Speaker 1: yeah or better? I don't know. Man. Sure sure.
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Speaker 1: You know what it is. Uh, we've got we've got some.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 1: It's been a juicy week. Actually, yeah, from everything not happening,
Speaker 1: A few things just happen, which is kind of verse works.
Speaker 3: Yeah, ebbs and flows and yeah, absolutely, yeah. What do
Speaker 3: we want to start with? I feel like, uh, there's.
Speaker 1: A there's a few. For there's one.
Speaker 4: There's one that's kind of like insane, that doesn't really
Speaker 4: make sense.
Speaker 1: Do you do you have something? Yeah?
Speaker 4: But I think you probably you already probably know about it.
Speaker 4: The the rampage Jackson Sun thing.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I don't want to start with that. Want
Speaker 1: to start with that? It's crazy? I don't I don't
Speaker 1: want to start with that. Letna start with let's get
Speaker 1: the elephant the room, especially because uh uh there's a
Speaker 1: post about it. You posted about it on Instagram. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: that's right. Is our commander in chief fucking dying?
Speaker 3: Oh he's clearly dying the makeup watches. Did you see
Speaker 3: his hand without the makeup watches? He looks like a
Speaker 3: fucking drow girl.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I guess How badly is he dying is really
Speaker 1: the question, because everyone's technically dying, especially when you're old. Sure, right,
Speaker 1: so like just like various as a fat like almost
Speaker 1: eighty year old or however old he is. How bad
Speaker 1: is it? And there's some people speculating that it's pretty bad,
Speaker 1: But I I'm just you.
Speaker 3: Know, you're tempering your expectations one hundred, which is.
Speaker 1: You know why why? Oh? I just want to I
Speaker 1: remember hearing that Dick Cheney was gonna like it was fucked,
Speaker 1: and then it gave him a fake heart, and I
Speaker 1: was like, oh cool, oh fucking fake heart. He's still
Speaker 1: bumbling around and zombie. He's still bumbling around, still alive,
Speaker 1: he has no pulse. Isn't that crazy? And I was
Speaker 1: just like, oh, okay, So that that is the one
Speaker 1: thing that made me feel like God damn it. However,
Speaker 1: I feel like Trump's too stubborn to take a zombie heart,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, a donor heart, and I
Speaker 1: think he's like, no, I'm gonna have to be on
Speaker 1: all these medications and do all this in the what
Speaker 1: if I get a Liberals heart? What if? Because I've heard,
Speaker 1: I've heard the neurons. This is this is complete anecdotal bullshit,
Speaker 1: but I've heard like this one guy that got a
Speaker 1: Donori Fletcher and he got a donor from a from
Speaker 1: an Asian woman, and he was like, the neurons in
Speaker 1: the heart, because neurons. You know that you got neurons
Speaker 1: of how many trillions however many in your brain, I
Speaker 1: don't know, don't quote me, uh, and then there's some
Speaker 1: in your heart not nearly as much, but uh, he
Speaker 1: was saying, like I started dreaming starting his eyes were
Speaker 1: starting to change. Yeah, he was like, I'm CTI Fletcher.
Speaker 4: I feel Chinese understand that. For a while, it was like,
Speaker 4: what do you mean this eyes would change?
Speaker 1: I want I want to do kung fu all of
Speaker 1: a sudden instead of lifting weights. Like he gets a
Speaker 1: new heart, and then he becomes nicer, like yeah, he
Speaker 1: gets it. He gets a sensible person's heart, Spider, and
Speaker 1: he's like, you know what, I kind of don't want
Speaker 1: gool eggs anymore. That's kinda I kind of don't want
Speaker 1: brown people to suffer him. Did you see him like
Speaker 1: talking about like how I want I'm trying to get
Speaker 1: into heaven or whatever. It's weird ship for him to say.
Speaker 1: What was that?
Speaker 3: It's also weird ship for him to say considering like
Speaker 3: the the bar that he gave himself was like if
Speaker 3: I save seven thousand people a day, then I might
Speaker 3: get into heaven, you know what I.
Speaker 1: Mean, which is why someone told him that there's no
Speaker 1: way you come to that conclusion on your own. Well,
Speaker 1: some pastor was like, hey, oh what you got?
Speaker 3: Well, I was just gonna say, like it's It's just
Speaker 3: wild that like, imagine being such a bad person and
Speaker 3: being aware that you're such a bad person, then you
Speaker 3: that you feel that seven thousand people a day.
Speaker 1: Enough might get you into heaven? Right? You know what
Speaker 1: I mean? Ye like to have that own reflection of yourself.
Speaker 3: Yeah, to be like, it's gonna take me seven thousand
Speaker 3: people saved daily for as much time as I have left, yeah,
Speaker 3: to maybe get it, to have it.
Speaker 1: Maybe that's what he thinks of himself. Yeah, I mean crazy,
Speaker 1: if you're you know, you're you're you're facing your own mortality.
Speaker 1: You start thinking of all the horrible things you've done.
Speaker 1: You're scared because uh Trump was one secular, isn't he
Speaker 1: was not a religious person? Started running right, So I
Speaker 1: started running. Now He's like, oh you started. What was
Speaker 1: he with the Bible? What street was he on? He
Speaker 1: was on a street like holding the fucking Bible something.
Speaker 1: He was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, he was on avy
Speaker 1: road fucking for ho whatever reason. Bibles to the British. Yeah,
Speaker 1: He's like, you guys need more Trump Bibles in your life.
Speaker 1: You need uh these Chinese bibles sold these Americans and
Speaker 1: pretending to sell bibles or whatever.
Speaker 3: I didn't see that he like what he's doing, it
Speaker 3: might as well might as well.
Speaker 1: Yeah again, yeah, he's It's I hate that you even
Speaker 1: have to say that. It's because it's like yeah, we yeah,
Speaker 1: of course he sucks. But you know there are certain people,
Speaker 1: you know, you would see the comments. Dude, there's no
Speaker 1: media literacy anymore, man, none.
Speaker 3: It's it's it is actually like staggering how bad it is. Like,
Speaker 3: it's it's been pretty bad for like probably as long
Speaker 3: as we've been alive.
Speaker 1: Actually, but it's different. It is, Yeah, it is different.
Speaker 3: There's like an event horizon that you cross at a
Speaker 3: certain point where it's just like, yeah, it's kind of
Speaker 3: the same thing.
Speaker 1: With like almost blame I blame. I blame the Internet.
Speaker 1: Of course, people like not absorb right reading things themselves,
Speaker 1: like the idea of like how many times I going
Speaker 1: like I don't even know it's because of the fact
Speaker 1: that I've like I read fantasy shit and I read comics.
Speaker 1: Hearing people talk about stuff that like you didn't read that,
Speaker 1: you watched someone explain that yes, you never read that, yes,
Speaker 1: because the way because like they're just ill informed the
Speaker 1: wrong way. They're like, yeah, this happened and it's like, well,
Speaker 1: that's not I don't have your own opinions that for
Speaker 1: to tell them something. And that's why they do that
Speaker 1: fucking false dichotomy of oh, if you say something nice,
Speaker 1: like say you say something nice about Gavin Newsome, that
Speaker 1: means you must like him, right, And I'm like, when
Speaker 1: did this happen? Oh, because these fucking grifters tell them
Speaker 1: this ship. It's equated. They tell him this ship all
Speaker 1: the time, and I'm like, it's equating, Like you can't
Speaker 1: come to that conclusion on your own. It's like it's
Speaker 1: not normal.
Speaker 4: The same thing where it's like whenever you see people
Speaker 4: doing any of those dumb, fucking the stupidest debate that
Speaker 4: fucking correc debates or targe is like what can a
Speaker 4: white man do the black may can't do? And it's like,
Speaker 4: that's not what that concept is for white privilege, that's
Speaker 4: not what that fucking means. What I didn't say that,
Speaker 4: And it's like yeah, but you see, uh why And
Speaker 4: I'm like, someone take a Why did someone just take
Speaker 4: the shot?
Speaker 1: Like I don't know it. It's like, dude, once upon
Speaker 1: a time.
Speaker 3: That's stupid kid ruined everything by the way that kid
Speaker 3: who missed held because now he's behind shields all the time,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean, because he's all paranoid about it,
Speaker 3: but trying to I do.
Speaker 1: Better than any other assassinated. That is true, Dude, His
Speaker 1: hand looks crazy penetrating. We've heard about everybody, so I
Speaker 1: know everybody was talking about his fat fucking ankles, which
Speaker 1: you know a lot of times is associated with congestive
Speaker 1: heart failure, especially when you're old, right, because I remember
Speaker 1: once I like me, dealing with some HRT stuff, and uh,
Speaker 1: when you first get on like testosterone replacement therapy for example,
Speaker 1: the first thing, you have a ton of water retention,
Speaker 1: and so you'll get fat acause all this shit will happen.
Speaker 1: Things will happen. There's ebbs and flows and shit. But
Speaker 1: when you're old, a lot of times it's like, Okay,
Speaker 1: this guy's fat as fuck and he's like eighty Okay,
Speaker 1: this is not yeah, this probably isn't just normal ebbs
Speaker 1: and flows. So people were monitoring that and then we
Speaker 1: saw the everybody's saying it's IV you know, and he's
Speaker 1: been getting IVS in his fucking hands to deal with
Speaker 1: these issues. And that's why they were putting on the
Speaker 1: foundation or whatever the fuck why Okay, I understand it.
Speaker 1: The face is fucked. It's been fun for a long time,
Speaker 1: right whatever. I barely even think about it anymore. It's
Speaker 1: just like, guys, come on, who is your makeup artist?
Speaker 1: Even you? Why is it such you know why? Yeah
Speaker 1: it is, it's not even close. It's probably why I
Speaker 1: like Pambani doing it.
Speaker 3: They you know what they It would have been funny
Speaker 3: if he just like if you just started wearing gloves, it.
Speaker 1: Was like its look, it would be preferable.
Speaker 3: It would make him look twice as evil though for
Speaker 3: some reason, like like a guy in a suit with
Speaker 3: gloves is like that is that is pure evil.
Speaker 4: Military, which is like always fantastic.
Speaker 1: You're rolling with an iron fist behind a velvet glove.
Speaker 1: The funny thing is imagine he just fucking melts fucking
Speaker 1: iron on.
Speaker 3: His he's he wears he wears two gauntlets everywhere.
Speaker 1: Now see see that's when you know his base would
Speaker 1: think that's the cool the ship ever, because that would
Speaker 1: be fucking it would be cool to be fair President,
Speaker 1: I'm going to work for you guys, and they'd be like, yo,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna punish something and it's going to not hurt me.
Speaker 1: I think like it might hurt my wrist, but so well,
Speaker 1: it's just like we talked about probably many years ago,
Speaker 1: if he shaved his fucking dumb hair off and uh
Speaker 1: and just fucking had a beard, like, the people that
Speaker 1: love him would love him twice as much because all
Speaker 1: of a sudden, now he looks like a fucking yeah
Speaker 1: he would look like a person. Yeah, he's masculine presenting,
Speaker 1: he would he would look like like menacing in a way,
Speaker 1: like all this dude's hard and only that, Like I
Speaker 1: don't know a lot of people do when they're bald, right,
Speaker 1: they grow a beard out. They want to look more
Speaker 1: intimidating instead of looking like they're cancer ridden. And I
Speaker 1: just it's a very interesting his. Uh I can't It's
Speaker 1: not that I can't wait because the things are gonna
Speaker 1: get cymically worse as we're older, but I want to
Speaker 1: be like a fifty year old and us looking back
Speaker 1: on how fucking cartoonish everything was in this era. Right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's it's gonna be if it's worse. That's the thing is, like,
Speaker 1: what if it just gets noticeable so economically, uh, worldly
Speaker 1: things could be worse. It could be, but as far
Speaker 1: as like say politics and the characters, I can't. I
Speaker 1: don't think this could work again. It has to. I
Speaker 1: think I think we all ought to be dead and
Speaker 1: then a psycholized the right things and flow in our
Speaker 1: lifetime because you think, think about all of the craziest dictators,
Speaker 1: I feel like Nero's the closest thing. Maybe and not
Speaker 1: even not even Nero is crazy, But he wasn't. He
Speaker 1: wasn't like poorly fucked with caked like. He wasn't in
Speaker 1: a way that seems so obviously.
Speaker 3: Like this dude is like like Palpatine almost, or it's
Speaker 3: like it's like you look evil, Yeah, like your hands
Speaker 3: are falling apart any of the like the the charisma
Speaker 3: that I got him that far, you know.
Speaker 4: He's like palpay without any of the strategy that got
Speaker 4: him far.
Speaker 3: Sure, it's like was a completely he just kind of fumbled.
Speaker 3: He just kind of bumbled into this. It really did.
Speaker 3: Just throw throws it at the wall.
Speaker 1: See what works.
Speaker 3: Yeah, obviously he's like I don't think I don't think
Speaker 3: he thought he was gonna win. No, the first time,
Speaker 3: I mean that that was the whole Uh, we're gonna win.
Speaker 1: He he was extremely surprised. That's why he had absolutely
Speaker 1: no plans. He was like, oh, he didn't have a cabinet.
Speaker 1: He was like, uh, that's what he kept. Actually quite
Speaker 1: a few people, which I'm gonna drain the swamp, except
Speaker 1: for all these people that are gonna keep the same baby,
Speaker 1: keep the same people.
Speaker 3: It's that moment in Spider Man where Norman uh is
Speaker 3: pinned against the wall just before the glider counts yes.
Speaker 1: Oh, he notices I'm the president, and it's so clear
Speaker 1: that he's like, I didn't want because he didn't. He
Speaker 1: there wasn't that much stuff that he did. He like
Speaker 1: adhered to a canful of donor the first time. And
Speaker 1: I said, he didn't really do anything. There's time to
Speaker 1: stay out of jail. He was like, fuck, you know right,
Speaker 1: and he's got a persecution hard. I gotta go hard
Speaker 1: on the paint. I gotta pretend to be killed. But
Speaker 1: the yeah, wouldn't be surprised, dude. When I when I'm
Speaker 1: looking back on this, uh, I think that it's so
Speaker 1: because I know, like I said, a lot of people
Speaker 1: on the left font and be like, I don't want
Speaker 1: to get into conspiracy theories. That's like where the right
Speaker 1: and the libertarians all lie. They all live over there.
Speaker 1: And I'm like sometimes you kind of have to peer
Speaker 1: into the void and think that, like Aukham's razor, is
Speaker 1: that with all of the crazy stuff that has happened,
Speaker 1: is that actually that crazy thing I can't.
Speaker 3: Square away is the fact that his ear is fine.
Speaker 1: Well, even I think he showed it on uh, stupid
Speaker 1: fucking Jogans such a there there is a Jo Rogan's
Speaker 1: complete fucking compromise cell out right, yeah, like he he
Speaker 1: showed the ear on Jo Rogan's podcast, and even Joe's like, huh,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm like you, I know what you want
Speaker 1: to say, pussy, I know you know he did get
Speaker 1: fucking clipped in the fucking ear.
Speaker 3: For me, it's there was actually like this looked for
Speaker 3: that too much for that much blood to be there,
Speaker 3: Your ear can't be that fine.
Speaker 1: It was a scar. There's no scars, I mean, and
Speaker 1: it was immediately fine. There was nothing to show for me.
Speaker 4: It just looked loney tunes.
Speaker 1: For me.
Speaker 4: The whole situation looked like this doesn't look like a
Speaker 4: real going. This looks like a D and D. Wh
Speaker 4: People are rolling ones and sevens and ship. Yeah, like
Speaker 4: it doesn't look like a real It might be, it
Speaker 4: might be.
Speaker 1: Really.
Speaker 3: The thing is, like I could, I could believe everything
Speaker 3: about it because he's very killable. Uh, you know, a
Speaker 3: guy did explode that firefighter guy did explode so clearly.
Speaker 3: But there was hold on, hold on, there were live rounds, ye, clearly,
Speaker 3: And that would be a wild thing to attempt on purpose,
Speaker 3: if the goal was to fake it, right, to be like, oh,
Speaker 3: I'll take shots at you, but I'll miss barely, you know,
Speaker 3: and then it'll hit somebody behind you or whatever.
Speaker 1: But I feel like that is wild to believe that
Speaker 1: is his ear. I can't.
Speaker 4: That is all believable, right, Like I agree with you,
Speaker 4: but like, at what point is someone's life?
Speaker 1: Like, oh, they wouldn't have blown this guy's head off.
Speaker 1: It's like, why me why That's the same argument that
Speaker 1: people would make about nine to eleven. You wouldn't kill
Speaker 1: all these people. I'm like, what do you the proof
Speaker 1: of point? Let's just talk about Let's just talk about
Speaker 1: the insurance, Like like this insurance insurance claims denying people
Speaker 1: and having people die, tens of thousands of people dying
Speaker 1: per year, just by denying claims not giving the health
Speaker 1: care of the need. Now imagine saying they wouldn't do that.
Speaker 1: What do you mean, of course they would? Yeah, three
Speaker 1: thousand people versus tens of thousand fucking cars not being
Speaker 1: as safe, you know, not regulating cars as much, and
Speaker 1: having tens of thousands people die, fucking not regulating food,
Speaker 1: and then fucking hundreds of thousand people dying every fucking
Speaker 1: year from heart disease.
Speaker 3: My brain goes to I think people generally have a
Speaker 3: hard time being directly responsible for that. It's like nine eleven, right, Like,
Speaker 3: I think we knew about it.
Speaker 1: We didn't do anything for various reasons, but I don't
Speaker 1: think we would like necessarily be like all right, now
Speaker 1: you're going on a plane and you blow up the truth.
Speaker 1: I don't think that. I think I think I don't
Speaker 1: say why not? I mean, I know anything.
Speaker 3: About it that you need because I don't think you
Speaker 3: need to orchestrate that those things. I think those things
Speaker 3: would naturally happen, and you could just might you might
Speaker 3: as well just wait for them to happen.
Speaker 1: Thing is it would naturally happen. It's like whoa you know,
Speaker 1: I know they thwart they thought domestic terrorist tax all
Speaker 1: the time. Yeah, like this happened pretty frequently, so there's
Speaker 1: nothing to talk about, like the just some idiots planning
Speaker 1: something because they're just dumb. Maybe every once in a
Speaker 1: while you have like Timothy McVeigh that fucking goes through
Speaker 1: and actually succeeds, and like that because of circumstances, there
Speaker 1: could be a lot of things being thwarted to you
Speaker 1: of other people coming. But really when things start getting weird,
Speaker 1: like this is the connections of uh, Like it's like
Speaker 1: I understand the motivations of why something like that, and
Speaker 1: I love can happen organically, but then it's also just
Speaker 1: gets weird when you just see like ben Laden's connections
Speaker 1: sure that wore things get weird to me. It's just
Speaker 1: that it's.
Speaker 4: Eleven famously like known by the CIA, n FBI in
Speaker 4: different parts and he just didn't communicate each other.
Speaker 1: And it's just like there's a lot of fu Like,
Speaker 1: there's a lot of that doesn't that doesn't like there
Speaker 1: was a lot of prevention, right, that could have a
Speaker 1: lot of things, A lot of things could have happened
Speaker 1: that could have start.
Speaker 3: It's like anything with the FBI, it's like you always
Speaker 3: hear about. You always hear about like some guy losing
Speaker 3: his mind and shooting up a fucking I don't know
Speaker 3: a pet shop. Yeah, and then it's like, oh, he
Speaker 3: was definitely I knew about him, and they just didn't
Speaker 3: do anything.
Speaker 1: I mean, they called he's been reported already, and they're like, oh,
Speaker 1: we'll keep an eye on it. And then motherfucker went
Speaker 1: back to like, you know, just sitting through CP or something,
Speaker 1: to the donut shop. We'll keep an eye on it.
Speaker 1: And then they just go to Duncan Donuts and sleep there.
Speaker 4: Dumb kid sleep in the Dunkin Donuts refrigerator?
Speaker 1: Yea, yeah, what are you doing here? I wouldn't be
Speaker 1: surprised if like it was. I would say, okay, conspiracy brain,
Speaker 1: how how do they orchestrate it? Okay, so you need
Speaker 1: a patsy? Right, So they got that dumb kid. The
Speaker 1: dumb kid didn't take the shot. They shot him before
Speaker 1: he fucking took any shots. So then somebody exploded the
Speaker 1: other Yeah, so somebody to make it look real. And
Speaker 1: then there's some makeup artists. There's some makeup effects people
Speaker 1: like practical effects that are like they were like, uh, yeah,
Speaker 1: there's a war molone not that thing, but they were like, oh,
Speaker 1: with Trump's ears and stuff like that. There like, ah,
Speaker 1: that looks like some some some tricks that I can
Speaker 1: pull off very easily. So what I'm saying is obviously
Speaker 1: it it. It kind of takes Aukham's raser out the
Speaker 1: window because I think a crazy, disgruntled kid that wants
Speaker 1: to be the hero could be a little bit more believable. However,
Speaker 1: not by much, because when you have an evil piece
Speaker 1: of ship that a narcissist that wants to do everything
Speaker 1: to stay out of jail, you'll do anything to stay
Speaker 1: out of jail. So it's kind of like it's out
Speaker 1: of the realm of possibility that it could be completely manufactured.
Speaker 1: I think we just have hard times believing parts of it,
Speaker 1: just because we're decent people, if you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: It's kind of like the whole nine to eleven thing.
Speaker 1: But people are like, they wouldn't do that, and I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you wouldn't do that, you would if you know we
Speaker 1: got dated is immediately we're talking about I know, we're
Speaker 1: talking about him, and it's mortality like it immediately. I
Speaker 1: don't know, I don't know I have to derail it
Speaker 1: like that that's just funny.
Speaker 4: I guess it is that, like I'm I don't put
Speaker 4: anything past a world government that like objectively doesn't care
Speaker 4: about people.
Speaker 1: That's what my brain.
Speaker 4: So it's like I can't like, I can't be like,
Speaker 4: oh that they wouldn't do that, because like why why
Speaker 4: wouldn't they?
Speaker 1: To me, it's just annoying. Yeah, to me, it's just annoying.
Speaker 1: Like it's just I'm like, all right, if you're even
Speaker 1: a little bit interested in history, yeah, like the atrocities
Speaker 1: that have been committed on people, right, even people that
Speaker 1: are technically their own people are so adjacent. It's it's
Speaker 1: not that weird. It's interesting, and to me it's fun.
Speaker 1: I always always get annoyed at people that get upset.
Speaker 1: The people that get upset like that are like, well
Speaker 1: when you start theorizing about conspiracy theories, because to me,
Speaker 1: it's fun. And then like there's people that get genuinely upset,
Speaker 1: like there might be like, uh a percentage of people
Speaker 1: to listen to just being upset because they've been groomed
Speaker 1: to be upset. And my I always want to be like, well,
Speaker 1: why why are you upset?
Speaker 3: Because because I mean this sounds like reverse rush Limbo
Speaker 3: to people, you know what I mean, or like reverse
Speaker 3: Alex Jones, reverse Alex Jones. I think just people have
Speaker 3: a thought process about conspiracy theories that feels inherently insane
Speaker 3: no matter what it's about, that like kind of carries
Speaker 3: along like an air of like.
Speaker 1: What the fuck is? I get it? And I get
Speaker 1: it too because I feel it and say, is that not?
Speaker 1: Is that not that? I don't that's the thing. I'm like,
Speaker 1: were you groomed into that? Why?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: I just understand that it's a thing that happens. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I understand, you understand this thing that happens. But like
Speaker 1: I just personally, I just I don't care because I
Speaker 1: believe that I'm having fun And I think, like, you know,
Speaker 1: the diving into the uncomfortability is like is kind of
Speaker 1: the it's you kind of have to if you want
Speaker 1: to stimuli. I want to like stimulate any type of
Speaker 1: like oh we need to theorize like what the's going
Speaker 1: on there?
Speaker 3: But I think people, I think people look at it
Speaker 3: and be like, well, I don't want to have anything
Speaker 3: in common with Alex Jones.
Speaker 1: I think that's how people think.
Speaker 4: Maybe and I say, I think we're distinctly different. But
Speaker 4: I understand what you mean, but yeah, we're distinctly different.
Speaker 1: I just of.
Speaker 3: Course you understand. It's like whenever you definitely like you
Speaker 3: know what it is. It's the perfect analogy. It's like
Speaker 3: whenever the the Naruto headband kids in high school running
Speaker 3: with their arms behind there behind their uh, doing the
Speaker 3: Narudo runs in the middle of school, and you're like,
Speaker 3: I don't want to I don't think.
Speaker 1: I don't think I want to watch. I don't think
Speaker 1: I want to watch. I couldn't.
Speaker 4: I couldn't be that kid I was watching.
Speaker 1: It's definitely, it's definitely I would say I wouldn't do that.
Speaker 1: It's definitely on the same level, like I would think
Speaker 1: the same thing is at play. It's on the same level. Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: people that would judge anime as a whole on off
Speaker 1: of those retards, right, Like I completely understand that, because
Speaker 1: I mean, like, yeah, I Alex Jones is obviously a
Speaker 1: notorious retard. We know that. He's called it himself, he
Speaker 1: said on Jordan's podcast. Yeah, I'm a little retard of
Speaker 1: a little retard, so like we know that. But then
Speaker 1: it's like that You're absolutely right that people like to
Speaker 1: group that whole thing. And there I'm like, no, it's like,
Speaker 1: why is everybody theory? It's just I don't like when
Speaker 1: people I don't like when I just see people are
Speaker 1: so you didn't come to this conclusion on your own.
Speaker 1: You feel this way because everybody else has been kind
Speaker 1: of groomed to feel this way. I'm like, I, you know,
Speaker 1: like in the conformist thing, A lot of times I
Speaker 1: get annoyed by that where I'm like, hey, man, can
Speaker 1: you not can you not like, can you not theorize
Speaker 1: about this without thinking about Alex Jones? Why? Well?
Speaker 3: I think it's also it can also be the reverse
Speaker 3: where I feel like it's also like now conspiracy stuff
Speaker 3: is so mainstream with it with the Epstein stuff, yeah,
Speaker 3: that it like it almost becomes counterculture to not care of.
Speaker 1: Course, you know what I mean? Yeah, I hate that shit.
Speaker 1: So I mean that's what I was like. I I
Speaker 1: I get to a point where I'm like, why am
Speaker 1: I here? I don't like how people operate, Like I
Speaker 1: don't mean I don't like this thing, you know, like, oh,
Speaker 1: and I'm saying I'm saying this respect, this is this
Speaker 1: is all this is good. This is a good thing.
Speaker 1: Now we can talk about this I want to talk
Speaker 1: about anymore. Let's it's so played down. Kindly fuck you, like, honestly,
Speaker 1: this is fucking dumb puppet.
Speaker 4: You can't even kill yourself kindly like not like take
Speaker 4: your life, but like you know.
Speaker 1: Take my survivals or that you're I can't do it
Speaker 1: like I I honestly, maybe it would be a lot
Speaker 1: easier if I didn't commit to a relationship that's.
Speaker 4: Kind of someone someone cares about.
Speaker 1: You, people who got to ex communicate from your life.
Speaker 1: You gotta still leave, put people away and kill yourself, yeah,
Speaker 1: and then then everything will be fine. I think about
Speaker 1: this all the time.
Speaker 4: But when I write in my little journals, like I
Speaker 4: can't wait to take my final sleep, you know, yeah,
Speaker 4: like I can't cray over and over again, every entry
Speaker 4: is I can't wait to take dead plants, Deadpool, Deadpool, Deadpool.
Speaker 1: Sorry, going to interrupt all this. What's your uh hell?
Speaker 1: How long you got?
Speaker 3: I mean I've been saying, we've you could the audience
Speaker 3: can pull up clips. I've been saying for a while
Speaker 3: that I don't I don't think he's gonna make it
Speaker 3: through twenty twenty six O six. I like, I don't
Speaker 3: think he's going like twenty twenty seven is not going
Speaker 3: to be a year that he sees.
Speaker 4: I don't think he's not taking in to this presidency. Absolutely,
Speaker 4: I'm guessing I don't want to take your fucking bid uh.
Speaker 1: I kind of bit.
Speaker 3: I just it's weird that I have been saying it
Speaker 3: for a while and it's it looks like it's going
Speaker 3: to add him.
Speaker 1: He might, he might go forward. It might. I don't.
Speaker 3: I've always had a feeling like I don't know if
Speaker 3: he's going to see the end of this presidency.
Speaker 1: Man, I don't think he's gonna make it either. I
Speaker 1: thought he would just be you know, you exploded, you
Speaker 1: would uh but uh, you would think of some good
Speaker 1: old patriots that love the Constitution and want to protecting them.
Speaker 1: A tyrannical government would do something.
Speaker 3: But you know they're the executive order with the flag burner.
Speaker 1: No more free speech about that. That's the literal reason
Speaker 1: why he even mentioned it. He's like, I know people
Speaker 1: say it's free speech, but no, like essentially you like
Speaker 1: like paraphrasing. Now, I don't think so, And I'm like,
Speaker 1: that's not how that works. It is what it works.
Speaker 4: It bothers me so much because that is like like, look, dude,
Speaker 4: look I do not have a real love for America.
Speaker 4: I don't I respect this country what it is. I
Speaker 4: respect how much people. I don't really love.
Speaker 1: I love, I love, I love my country. I don't
Speaker 1: respect it. I mean I kind of with you.
Speaker 4: You can content for what I'm saying, the same if
Speaker 4: I explained myself to probably the same. But it's like
Speaker 4: I think that so much has happened here that has
Speaker 4: been like undeniably influential to the rest of the planet
Speaker 4: in a way that is just like unbelievable.
Speaker 1: Is that fake?
Speaker 3: I mean, I mean I hit it off. I guess
Speaker 3: I don't want to touch a worm. Can you, like,
Speaker 3: have you been in contact with RP Junior Region.
Speaker 1: I don't think you have. You think you're not completely confident.
Speaker 4: There's not a wor on my back. I know that
Speaker 4: because you would have had different reactions.
Speaker 1: It's good to see you.
Speaker 4: But allow me to continue if you have. But if
Speaker 4: but it's like the same time, it's like I don't
Speaker 4: I don't have a patriots and mindset, but the idea
Speaker 4: of the American flag that that idea does make sense
Speaker 4: and it is a cool thing, you know, like why
Speaker 4: we have it, what it means. It's like, all right,
Speaker 4: I respect that we're allowed to protests that even if
Speaker 4: we don't agree with it.
Speaker 1: And then he's like no, yeah, like you know, there's
Speaker 1: gonna be like especially if you know any fucking libertarians
Speaker 1: out there, if you know any of these people, the constitutionalist,
Speaker 1: all these fucking freaks, Like, if you know anyone listening,
Speaker 1: if you know any of these people, go ask them
Speaker 1: how they feel. Go see if they're real, Go see
Speaker 1: if they're about it, because if they voted or supported
Speaker 1: for Trump, they're not about it because obviously if they
Speaker 1: were real, they would never support him because he's been
Speaker 1: treading on fucking everything since the beginning, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. So it's like even so what I'm just
Speaker 1: saying is poking fun because it's all this is all rhetorical.
Speaker 1: Of course, they're not about itical, they're not a fucking
Speaker 1: about that shit. They've never been about the conceration, never
Speaker 1: been about fucking rights and protections and nothing that shit.
Speaker 1: And it's just nice to have it validated at least
Speaker 1: you see in real time that like oh yeah, these
Speaker 1: people again. But this is like way more because now
Speaker 1: he's like, oh, I'm just setting up my dictatorial shift.
Speaker 1: Now I'm just setting it all up. You know. Oh
Speaker 1: I'm gonna put troops. I'm putting fucking troops and major
Speaker 1: cities where Second Amendment guys, where are you?
Speaker 5: I would I would anyone to alter this, if anyone,
Speaker 5: Like if if they would, they would have sprung him up,
Speaker 5: like actually it would have only January sixth.
Speaker 4: It would have been like times a thousand. There would
Speaker 4: have been a lynching.
Speaker 1: Like I actually would care about their guns, but it's like, okay, okay, again,
Speaker 1: they don't care about the guns. The people they listen
Speaker 1: to and take orders from would tell them to mobilize
Speaker 1: because they're like I said, they these people are like
Speaker 1: mensuring candidate's essentially, they don't they don't give a fuck
Speaker 1: about anything. They're waiting for Bingjapia or whomever they listen
Speaker 1: to give them orders and guidance because if they actually cared,
Speaker 1: they would be doing something. So since right, Trump's like
Speaker 1: doing all the crazy ship that they swear they would hate,
Speaker 1: just same as Alex Jones. Right, all good. I think
Speaker 1: I think he's out. He's got one foot, he's got one.
Speaker 4: I think he's trying to set up things to be
Speaker 4: is fucking air enough that even someone's pussys jd Vance
Speaker 4: can pick Like potentially.
Speaker 1: Why do you always do this? Man? Because I have
Speaker 1: so much that I want to get to and I
Speaker 1: want to have like a time, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: thirty minutes, we got two more things to talk about
Speaker 1: it and then like we want to start questions at
Speaker 1: an hour in sure, and we got the other thing
Speaker 1: to do. Well, here's the idea, So cut in and
Speaker 1: don't put that energy in the podcast. I would I
Speaker 1: would appreciate that. Okay, Yeah, I see you, it's okay. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I just know what niggas get, man, niggas feed off
Speaker 1: your energy. Man. I know we know how people are.
Speaker 1: I don't know how people are. People are, their followers,
Speaker 1: they follow you, their parasocial They're gonna feel that energy.
Speaker 1: If you're like, oh this is great, and I'm like
Speaker 1: yeah this sucks, yeah, Chris, I'm gonna kill myself like
Speaker 1: this man. I was like, nigga, I just don't in
Speaker 1: real time, like all right, if you hate this, just
Speaker 1: fucking cut them off. Cut them off. Be like, Hey,
Speaker 1: you're gay? How about that? How about uh the destiny
Speaker 1: and uh and rajah.
Speaker 4: That stuff, to me is what happened. Now, you didn't
Speaker 4: hear about this about the he's meutioning like some kid
Speaker 4: in like on discord?
Speaker 1: Right, was that that or no? Something like that?
Speaker 3: The destiny stuff is hysterical to.
Speaker 1: How much do you know? Because I know I know
Speaker 1: a little bit enough, but I don't know if I
Speaker 1: I don't know who the girl is or I don't know.
Speaker 3: I know is that I guess he was sexting a
Speaker 3: minor or presumably a minor like or somebody who is
Speaker 3: at least very very young. I don't know what the
Speaker 3: how old is Destiny? Is he our age?
Speaker 1: He's not as old as dark he's older than you
Speaker 1: and I though it was like thirty four's on something. Actually, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think he's I have no concept of I think
Speaker 1: he's in his thirties. Man.
Speaker 3: But all I know is that he's he's in some
Speaker 3: hot shit for talking to people are sexually conversing with
Speaker 3: somebody who uh is viewed to be too young?
Speaker 1: Yeah to be talking? What is the end that way?
Speaker 1: I think there was kind of thing I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think there was something else too that was. Uh.
Speaker 1: The one thing I know for sure because there's I
Speaker 1: saw a bunch of those commentary freaks covering it. Was
Speaker 1: there's a YouTuber named Willie Mack right, and he made
Speaker 1: a video saying he reported Destiny to the police. Right.
Speaker 1: And the reason why, here's the thing that annoys me
Speaker 1: about this fucking guy, because he was one of those
Speaker 1: dudes that only talks about politics when it's about shitting
Speaker 1: on Hassan, like he doesn't actually care about politics, like oh,
Speaker 1: cash cow type thing. And he was an ally of
Speaker 1: Destiny because Hassan, you know, because Destiny hates Hassan. Blah
Speaker 1: blah blah. It was one of those gay alliances. But
Speaker 1: now that he's too he flew too close to the sun,
Speaker 1: and Destiny showed h Willie mack uh what would be
Speaker 1: considered CP because she was they said she was seventeen.
Speaker 1: I don't know who the girl is, but I know
Speaker 1: all I've heard is that Destiny was concerned sixty gigs
Speaker 1: of this woman because uh, some girl that some guy
Speaker 1: that she was dating at the time. I guess she
Speaker 1: lied about her age and she was sending all this
Speaker 1: stuff to this guy and then Destiny was holding this
Speaker 1: stuff to like he was gonna blackmail this guy or
Speaker 1: some some nefarious bullshit. But then it's like, Destiny, you
Speaker 1: have all this CP on your fucking hard drive, and
Speaker 1: he showed up WILLI Max some of it or something,
Speaker 1: and so Willie Max started freaking out, being like what
Speaker 1: the fuck Like, obviously he doesn't want to be implicated
Speaker 1: in all this stuff, so he reported him to the police.
Speaker 1: But the thing that annoys the the thing that annoys
Speaker 1: the fuck out of me about all this stuff is like,
Speaker 1: there are so many there are so many fucking perverts
Speaker 1: that are doing like crazy shit, and these people, like
Speaker 1: I just want people to just understand, this is commentary,
Speaker 1: as they call commentary slop. These guys have no fucking morals.
Speaker 1: The only reason Willie Mack reported him is because he's
Speaker 1: directly involved. He would never report him if he didn't
Speaker 1: see it right, But he would just be like, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: I'm going to distance myself from Destiny. But when has
Speaker 1: he ever gotten involved in reporting the amount of things
Speaker 1: that he's covered that it has to do with he
Speaker 1: like illegalities, He's never felt, you know, morally obligated to
Speaker 1: call the police. Or anything like that. But now that
Speaker 1: he could be implicated and it's like, oh you saw something,
Speaker 1: so he got scared and Destiny I've been telling you
Speaker 1: guys that, uh, Destiny's a fucking retard. And I don't
Speaker 1: know why people think he's smart, because even in his
Speaker 1: defense with this, he was like, well, I was saving
Speaker 1: it because I didn't know if I was allowed to
Speaker 1: delete it. I didn't know if I needed to keep
Speaker 1: this evidence or I'm like, he's first he said, he
Speaker 1: said he didn't think if he deleted it would be
Speaker 1: viewed as deleting evidence. Yeah, are you fucking like, First
Speaker 1: of all, he's lying. He kept it because he liked it,
Speaker 1: Like you don't, you don't fuck it, you don't keep No,
Speaker 1: he's not that. Look at here's the thing why I'm
Speaker 1: saying he's stupid. Is his his cover for trying to
Speaker 1: explain his way out of this. This is what this is.
Speaker 3: When I first, it's more illegal to keep that than
Speaker 3: it is it is. Yes, and if you wanted to
Speaker 3: keep evidence of like conversations or whatever, you don't.
Speaker 1: Need the videos. Yeah, he's keep the conversas though. And
Speaker 1: this is the thing, he's stupid for making this explanation.
Speaker 1: This is the thing that's pissing me off, not that like, oh,
Speaker 1: you're dumb, Like how could you not know this? It's no,
Speaker 1: he knows. He's now trying to cover. This is why
Speaker 1: I know Destiny is smart enough to know certain things.
Speaker 1: And this is why. Do you remember when I was
Speaker 1: saying he was villain maxing this fucking Israel, fucking Zionism
Speaker 1: ship where his argument, like when he was making arguments
Speaker 1: against Ethno states, you know, white supremacist, all those fucking
Speaker 1: Ethno nationalists, all those fucking freaks, he was debating them
Speaker 1: and saying the reason why you can't have somebody, you
Speaker 1: can't ethically displace people peacefully because they won't leave, and
Speaker 1: if they won't leave, that means you have to do
Speaker 1: it forcefully, violently. So that's the only way that's gonna happen.
Speaker 1: And so when it comes to obviously Israel Palestine, same thing,
Speaker 1: and all of a sudden, now he doesn't know. Now
Speaker 1: he's just like, oh, this is war. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: I've seen you thoroughly explain this shit when it came
Speaker 1: to Ethno nationalism for white people, and now all of
Speaker 1: a sudden, you don't know I know you know better.
Speaker 1: So you're fucking grifting. Someone's paying you a bag, You're
Speaker 1: you're villain maxing. Same thing. Now, let's go to this.
Speaker 1: He knows better that he shouldn't have seventeen year old
Speaker 1: fucking stuff on his thing. Now he's saying, oh, I
Speaker 1: thought I needed to preserve it. I'm like, your cover
Speaker 1: is so shit, it's so bad. It's gonna work for
Speaker 1: some people, it will, and that's the problem. Just like Vosh,
Speaker 1: he still had a big audience after he got caught
Speaker 1: with his uh CP and horse stuff, Like he still
Speaker 1: streams and shit, he's still fine. Now. The funny thing is,
Speaker 1: I don't think anybody reported him to the police if
Speaker 1: you feel me like so, like Willie Mack didn't report
Speaker 1: Vasha the police because he doesn't actually give a fuck.
Speaker 1: He only the only reason. But see he's covering it
Speaker 1: like as if he does care, Like this is I
Speaker 1: gotta get I gotta get ahead of this, I gotta
Speaker 1: I gotta do this. It's like the right thing to do,
Speaker 1: Like this is fucked up destiny. And I'm like, if
Speaker 1: it was, if it wasn't destiny and you weren't connected
Speaker 1: to what you wouldn't report it. And I want people
Speaker 1: to just recognize that that this scenario was so funny
Speaker 1: to be watching these fucking commentary freaks that were associated
Speaker 1: with Destiny to shit on Hassan. Now kind of scrambling
Speaker 1: and now everybody's kind of like, uh, all over the place.
Speaker 1: Now nobody knows what the right thing to think. Yeah, fuck,
Speaker 1: who should I shoot on now? Because like H three
Speaker 1: was based for shitting on Hassan, and then Destiny was
Speaker 1: based with on a Shan. But now he's got the
Speaker 1: CP and Ethan's been a little bit weird, but I
Speaker 1: think maybe I can still support him, like they're just
Speaker 1: doing this weird alliance thing instead of just being like
Speaker 1: this is all retarded, all of them, everybody involved. Do
Speaker 1: you remember we talked about saying the right the wrong
Speaker 1: people are are the ambassadors of like the left or
Speaker 1: bread too. Like I'm like, this is what we're talking about, Destiny,
Speaker 1: Vosh Hassan, Like these people are like no, these are
Speaker 1: the wrong people. And then there's so many people that
Speaker 1: are getting turned off from say, maybe hearing some real
Speaker 1: shit right because these are the best YouTube and Twitch
Speaker 1: has the offer.
Speaker 4: You just don't I don't know no one in the
Speaker 4: left cares enough about Like, no one that would be
Speaker 4: a person to like to so to be the ambassador
Speaker 4: left would take the time to stand on the internet
Speaker 4: instead of like trying to actively get shit done. Yeah,
Speaker 4: like everyone that really would care that is like built
Speaker 4: to be the person that like brings people to that side,
Speaker 4: is like, I'm like actually doing stuff to like make
Speaker 4: things better.
Speaker 1: I'm not you could do it. I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't based on the trajectory that where I mean,
Speaker 3: he could do it, why not, You're not Look listen, listen,
Speaker 3: you're not wrong.
Speaker 1: You're you're not wrong.
Speaker 3: He would like it's so sad that I really think
Speaker 3: like he could make a political like career for himself
Speaker 3: he gets out of prison. You're not wrong, Like that
Speaker 3: would have been an impossibility a while ago, but uh,
Speaker 3: I think it's very possible now.
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm just I know what they're you know
Speaker 1: what they're saying. It's like, how do you know he's
Speaker 1: even guilty? Did you see anything? I didn't see anything.
Speaker 1: Maybe he was framed by the government, but yeah, yeah
Speaker 1: there is brother, You're we're one hundred right, And I
Speaker 1: hate it. I I it's wild to me, the parasocial
Speaker 1: like bond that people form. It seems like it should
Speaker 1: be impossible to me. Yeah, Like there's the one thing
Speaker 1: it's like an easy train to get off of is
Speaker 1: when it has to do with child sexual abuse. What
Speaker 1: it calls SAM or whatever, child sexual abust material? Is
Speaker 1: that what it's called?
Speaker 3: Yes, child sexual it's gonna an acronym.
Speaker 1: Yes, crazy, Yes it does. I've learned through you know
Speaker 1: what I've I've learned this through these commentary people. Because
Speaker 1: there's this keeps happening.
Speaker 3: I think I saw that term or that that I
Speaker 3: thought it was like an agency.
Speaker 1: It might as well be. It seems like there's so
Speaker 1: much of this ship floating around. People are doing like
Speaker 1: like look and people shouldn't be surprised about destiny. There's
Speaker 1: been many things that he said over and over. The
Speaker 1: same thing happened with Vash. People put all these things
Speaker 1: and people kept saying it's taken out of context. And
Speaker 1: I was one of those fools since I didn't care
Speaker 1: about Vosh. I was indifferent to him, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh I talked to him one time, Okay, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: believe that these things were taken out of context because
Speaker 1: there's people that hated him because he's a progressive and
Speaker 1: they hate him. So I just on the surface was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I can see how people. But then it turns out
Speaker 1: that stuff wasn't taken out of context. He was an
Speaker 1: advocate for and he was projecting. And same thing with Destiny.
Speaker 1: There was a lot of material that people have put out,
Speaker 1: but they're like, oh, you just hate Destiny because he's
Speaker 1: looking and told the tru you know that type of shit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, turns out Destiny in particular to me was always
Speaker 3: just like because I remember him from so long ago, yeah,
Speaker 3: being just a.
Speaker 1: Weirdoh yeah, and being a complete fucking He was one
Speaker 1: of the first bigger people I had contact with, and
Speaker 1: he was being such a fucking piece of shit to me.
Speaker 1: Its particularly when I when I went easy on Ron
Speaker 1: because I believe and I still believe this that look, man,
Speaker 1: there's some people that are easily susceptible to propaganda, and
Speaker 1: I feel like at the time that's I firmly believe
Speaker 1: that's what happened to John Dron. You like you wanted
Speaker 1: to believe in something. He had these charismatic people telling
Speaker 1: him this shit. I talked to him behind the scenes
Speaker 1: and I was asking him, like, where you get your
Speaker 1: sources from? And he sent me some stuff that were
Speaker 1: not the best sources. You got me very easy to like.
Speaker 1: So I was like, I firmly believe that he's not
Speaker 1: some hateful bigot that was saying some shit because he
Speaker 1: truly believes that this is, this is this and that.
Speaker 1: And then sure right, Destiny was very fucking angry that
Speaker 1: I even said that, probably because I wasn't stroking him off,
Speaker 1: because I was like, no, it's not about you, Destiny.
Speaker 1: I just think that what I'm.
Speaker 3: Hearing, Derek is that you don't like Deity because you
Speaker 3: have a beef with Yeah, And.
Speaker 1: I was like, I didn't have a fucking be with
Speaker 1: him at all. But apparently he still didn't really like
Speaker 1: me because he he had he had a debate with
Speaker 1: bo Blacks years ago. I don't even remember about what.
Speaker 1: D Yeah, do you remember that guy, Tommy? Do you
Speaker 1: remember that that older dude that would stream Tommy chuckle? Oh,
Speaker 1: Tommy chuckles, Tommy. So do you remember that guy? Yea,
Speaker 1: so here there was a stream that he did. This
Speaker 1: is I don't really remember how many years ago, but
Speaker 1: probably before pandemic. I don't know but uh, they were
Speaker 1: on it. The boat Blacks and them were streaming or whatever.
Speaker 1: I was in the chat laughing because it was just hilarious,
Speaker 1: and uh, they were like call in. I don't even
Speaker 1: remember what it was about, but Destiny got win that
Speaker 1: I was on it, and he started talking mad shit
Speaker 1: about me, and I'm like, nigga, I haven't hurt like
Speaker 1: that time was probably twenty seventeen, the Jhontron thing or something.
Speaker 1: It was long ago. I was like, how the fuck
Speaker 1: do you even remember me? Like, I like, I've never
Speaker 1: We've never really crossed paths other than just me going
Speaker 1: easy on John Tron. I wasn't even being like, oh fuck,
Speaker 1: Destiny's a piece of shit. And I was like, why
Speaker 1: does he hate me? So that's fine, I think. I
Speaker 1: think I don't mind that. I can't remember what the
Speaker 1: hell I said.
Speaker 3: I've said something about him, Yeah, I don't know what
Speaker 3: the hell they were because it was an eternity ago.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's the thing, like if I did directly
Speaker 1: and then I'd be like, Okay, I understand why he's
Speaker 1: taking shots at me. But I was like, why is
Speaker 1: he fucking so maden? I literally don't know it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: And then I know there was a few people that
Speaker 1: wanted me to talk to him when he started uh
Speaker 1: simping for for Israel, and I, well, I I just explained.
Speaker 1: I explained, I probably explained on the podcast, and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: I know he's villain maxing, and I gave you examples
Speaker 1: of how I know for that reason. It's there's literally
Speaker 1: no point there. It's just like when he does debates
Speaker 1: with people like fucking Finkelstein and all that shit. I'm like,
Speaker 1: this is there's no point in doing this. He has
Speaker 1: a solidified position that he's arguing for. He's not looking
Speaker 1: to have his mind changed or to be challenged. There's
Speaker 1: no point in talking to him and anyone for that
Speaker 1: matter that's taking that grifting position they're debating them is
Speaker 1: just for if I guess, if you want to boost
Speaker 1: your numbers, if that's what you want, I don't give
Speaker 1: a I think debate. I think debate is useless. I
Speaker 1: think conversation unless numbers, it's debating like Jubilee, you want
Speaker 1: to boost your numbers, It has nothing, there's no discourse.
Speaker 1: I you know, I never thought about that. You never
Speaker 1: thought about that, you know, I never thought about it
Speaker 1: about j J Jews believe, especially because it's not like
Speaker 1: they've taken a position.
Speaker 3: You know, I've never thought about that, the business of
Speaker 3: just making clickable.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, and they're doing a good job because I saw
Speaker 1: one one negro conservative versus a bunch of or the
Speaker 1: opposite or whatever it was. Yeah, it was like a
Speaker 1: liberal radical versus a negro conservative.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's called they didn't say they didn't say negro,
Speaker 4: they didn't say.
Speaker 1: Not okay. It's not really a problematic. It is not
Speaker 1: okay anymore, just like saying colored. That's crazy.
Speaker 4: He says that those phrases are like, it's not the same.
Speaker 4: I under I understand it.
Speaker 1: What are you saying? What the conversation?
Speaker 4: Just think on it. But it's like, what do we
Speaker 4: are saying?
Speaker 1: Negro?
Speaker 4: Is like this is insane, but like whatever, Like it's
Speaker 4: the amount of ship that is already so prevalently out there.
Speaker 4: It's like this, these phrases are not going to make
Speaker 4: or break these communities any further than I already have been.
Speaker 1: I think it's the people that it's earth shadowing.
Speaker 4: You're willing to say it, I guess you're not gonna Really,
Speaker 4: it's not advertisable.
Speaker 1: I guess as far as I'm not arguing that it's
Speaker 1: earth shadowing to call it like say, hey, negro, like,
Speaker 1: it's still like I'm just saying that's fucked up to say,
Speaker 1: I guess it's not even I guess what I mean.
Speaker 4: You're right historically, yes, you are right. You shouldn't call
Speaker 4: somebody a negro.
Speaker 1: Like that's it was weird that you're a little bit
Speaker 1: of give that you're doing a conversation that he thought
Speaker 1: like whether it was as bad of a word by itself,
Speaker 1: as like as the things that we something like that
Speaker 1: was literally not said at all.
Speaker 4: No, No, I never I never said the inverse actually either.
Speaker 4: But all I'm saying is that's like, oh, okay, I
Speaker 4: guess this the fact that it's like they wouldn't label
Speaker 4: it that.
Speaker 1: I guess that it's funny and it's like that's they
Speaker 1: can't say that. It's like, but yeah, so much ship.
Speaker 1: That's but that's not the argument. The argument is they
Speaker 1: shouldn't do that for obvious reasons. I guess that's it.
Speaker 1: It's not nineteen seventy four. We can't say that's literally
Speaker 1: you know, Joyce wooll is you just fucking giant, fucking
Speaker 1: that colored That's what I'm like. He's this giant, buff guy,
Speaker 1: has his hat on backwards and all he does is
Speaker 1: shame shitty people at the gym, like you shouldn't do that.
Speaker 1: That's naughty. You're gonna called somebody colored, right he dude,
Speaker 1: he said, because he rightfully. So he got shipped for
Speaker 1: cosplaying as a Hulk Hogan when he died, or at
Speaker 1: least he showed. He's like, oh, recipes, hul Cogan. He
Speaker 1: was so great, and people are like, actually, Hulk Cogan sucks,
Speaker 1: like at least the guy Terry Blia that played Hulk
Speaker 1: Cogan is a fucking terrible person. And he was like, look,
Speaker 1: I don't know anything about that, and you know, and
Speaker 1: he's like, I don't know how he like treated coloreds
Speaker 1: or so, and it was like I did what he
Speaker 1: said paraphrasing obviously he said.
Speaker 4: He said like he said, well, I know the man,
Speaker 4: and every time he's been around me, he's only been
Speaker 4: kind to me. And he said, you should give me
Speaker 4: for giving me slack. You should give Stacked all the
Speaker 4: colored people that are the black and colored people that
Speaker 4: have been posting him as well too, that's what he said, right,
Speaker 4: And everybody's like, you just said colored, bro.
Speaker 1: It's a color, and it was just is it weird? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was funny. I did see what the people of
Speaker 1: color colored?
Speaker 3: It has Wait, that's a good I've always hated the
Speaker 3: phrase people of color for that exact reason.
Speaker 1: It's just like, well, but what do you do it?
Speaker 1: That is but that is language in general though, well
Speaker 1: literally literally that whole thing. That's the whole thing. It's like, yes,
Speaker 1: it is very similar, but it's not at the same thing,
Speaker 1: just like nigga and just you change a few things
Speaker 1: and it's very fucking different, I understand.
Speaker 4: So like that's how people. People are very weird about
Speaker 4: language challenging and it's hilarious.
Speaker 1: It doesn't shatter me. I'm saying socially, that's why we're saying,
Speaker 1: like calling the people negro and the title would be crazy,
Speaker 1: it would be wild to say for Spanish laughs, negro.
Speaker 3: And that is kind of the thing that makes it
Speaker 3: that neuds it a little bit.
Speaker 1: It does because it's just like, I mean, if you're
Speaker 1: if you're non say, if you're like a Spanish speaker,
Speaker 1: it's what's the big deal. My friend's dad, my friend's dad.
Speaker 1: He's a little bit darker. You know, he's Hispanic. His
Speaker 1: nickname is Negro.
Speaker 4: Like these darkest Mexicans are weird because Mexicans will call
Speaker 4: people that are tan Negro, Negro and it's like, yeah, that's.
Speaker 1: Not what that work. That's morenos. That's not the same.
Speaker 1: Am I black? You know you feel most people are
Speaker 1: socially black, but I'm literally the color. My dad is black.
Speaker 1: I want to see your dad, dude, I've been like
Speaker 1: this depictures on my father. Well, we've got a surprise.
Speaker 1: Come on, he comes in first.
Speaker 3: It's just a giant has been Joe has been drawing
Speaker 3: a you're dad.
Speaker 1: She recently drew your dad. What is this is a
Speaker 1: shadow figure from fucking Fantasia over the Mountain, which is
Speaker 1: that's crazy. I didn't know the name, but I know
Speaker 1: the reference.
Speaker 3: I don't know if I remember Fantasia. Well, dude, that
Speaker 3: used to terrifyed. I was like, I was like three
Speaker 3: years old the first time I saw it.
Speaker 1: What's his name? That's one of my earliest memories. I
Speaker 1: didn't know he knew the name. That's crazy. What's his
Speaker 1: last name? You know it had a name Jones Terrbog Jackson.
Speaker 1: That's my dads last name. So Jackson, is he the
Speaker 1: villain of Fantasia? Yeah, he's dude, that thing who I
Speaker 1: didn't know idea brother would try to torture me with that,
Speaker 1: like he would turn on just go fast forward to
Speaker 1: that scene. And so I leave the fucking room. That
Speaker 1: your brother sounds like a dick. I mean you know,
Speaker 1: that's I think. Yeah, especially at that age as kids,
Speaker 1: that's siblings are horrible when they're around me, then you
Speaker 1: get like each other.
Speaker 4: But he wouldn't like he wouldn't like purposely frighten me.
Speaker 1: He would sometimes I thought like there was a there
Speaker 1: was like a horse portrait that we had black background,
Speaker 1: type of fuzzy velvet ship, and then it was just
Speaker 1: the horse's head. It fucking freaked me out as a
Speaker 1: kid too, And of course my brother would.
Speaker 3: That's such a terrible like the second human finds something
Speaker 3: that has power to dismantle somebody else.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, we levy it towards them.
Speaker 1: Crazy stupid kid And thinking of the things that scared
Speaker 1: me is so funny though, like head, I don't know,
Speaker 1: but I guess it was just because it was just
Speaker 1: the head it was weird. It scared me a lot
Speaker 1: when I was little. Clowns clowns. Clowns didn't do it
Speaker 1: for me, and it never freaked me out.
Speaker 3: I don't know why that didn't scare me, but like
Speaker 3: I was uncomfortable that they were that they were just
Speaker 3: allowed to do that, like wear stuff clowns like clowny Yeah,
Speaker 3: like because.
Speaker 1: Like why is this normal? Yeah? Like who is why
Speaker 1: is this normalized?
Speaker 3: Well, even as a kid, I remember I was thinking.
Speaker 3: I would think, like who wakes up and does this?
Speaker 3: Like all I could all I could think about was
Speaker 3: like that's a man, clearly, it's not like a creature, but.
Speaker 1: Like you chose to do this. Somebody's dad is doing this?
Speaker 4: Yeah, parmormals of you scare me really bad. And that
Speaker 4: is over and dozing and then it stops scaring.
Speaker 1: Mmmm. No, that that's That's pretty much it all I
Speaker 1: can think of those things. I'm sure there's other stuff,
Speaker 1: but stood out to.
Speaker 4: Me like I watched I would watch I would watch
Speaker 4: like the Extorcists over and over again, to the point
Speaker 4: that I wasn't scared, like I would be really scared.
Speaker 4: I doesn't scare me anymore.
Speaker 1: Oh the Troopicabra. The idea of the troop Oficabra actually
Speaker 1: gone frighten me a little bit, Yeah, a little bit.
Speaker 1: It got me. Being a Tupica far in America is hilarious.
Speaker 1: So it's not gonna get cow surrounded by Mexicans. Yeah,
Speaker 1: county was like fucking all people from uh they immigrated
Speaker 1: from like Sonora, and so they're all telling all these
Speaker 1: tales of the Cubicabra, like it followed them there, or
Speaker 1: some ship thinks that Cupicapa respects borders.
Speaker 3: It's like, you're in America, the cuper Cawpa doesn't have citizens, no.
Speaker 1: Whatever.
Speaker 4: Like for me, it's like all of the fucking like
Speaker 4: fucking old beer and fucking work and like voodoo ship
Speaker 4: like that's like all of the spiritualities of like the
Speaker 4: fucking natives in like the Puerto Rico and African and ship.
Speaker 4: It's like none of that ship bothers. This is America.
Speaker 1: They're fucking like they don't they have no power here,
Speaker 1: got some pistol up the polo, one of them shoot
Speaker 1: all the paranorm fucking Corona's crying by the river and
Speaker 1: it's someone blows the brains brains out and it's like, dang,
Speaker 1: that's you know you can do that in a Red
Speaker 1: Dead because you know they have a ghost like chick. Really,
Speaker 1: I don't remember one one. Yeah, Into so really.
Speaker 3: Coronas Into a kind of a legally said yeah, like
Speaker 3: there's a she's in a state that owns.
Speaker 1: Probably not no, probably not, but like there's like an
Speaker 1: idea like that, she's like one of the lady ghost
Speaker 1: and address you can blaster Dude. I saw I saw
Speaker 1: a guy throw a hatch at her fucking and I was.
Speaker 3: Like, you just described a folklore as open source.
Speaker 1: Open so everybody can play it.
Speaker 3: I mean, I guess that's true domain public domain, which
Speaker 3: which makes a little bit more sense.
Speaker 1: That's open source, so change on whatever you public domain
Speaker 1: is what it's as open source is technically right to
Speaker 1: But like you wouldn't you wouldn't say a concept of
Speaker 1: open source would program like a program audacity? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: guess it's the same thing. All right. We move on
Speaker 1: to this one. The one story about this mm a guy,
Speaker 1: oh Ship Rajah Jackson. So this is an interesting one
Speaker 1: for me because I'm a big fan of Rampage. Actually
Speaker 1: ran into him on my birthday. I went to David
Speaker 1: Bustards in the block of Orange and recent work. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and he he was he streams on kick so he
Speaker 1: was there to watch a UFC event stream So I
Speaker 1: was just I talked with him a little bit, took
Speaker 1: some pictures. It was weird because he had like cameras
Speaker 1: surrounding him, so I'm having my wife take pictures and
Speaker 1: then like other people are taking pictures of Like I'm like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck, Like where's this gonna end up? It
Speaker 1: felt weird and uh yeah, So I was like it
Speaker 1: was cool, Like I've been a huge fan of him
Speaker 1: since his stint and Pride, and it was weird to
Speaker 1: see his son because I've seen his son on his instagram,
Speaker 1: on Rampage's instagram, and so he streams on Kick two
Speaker 1: and I guess he's kind of mentally fucked because the
Speaker 1: Rampage even said one time that he's saving money for
Speaker 1: his other kids to go to college and he's saving
Speaker 1: money for Raja to bail him out. Knowing that, like
Speaker 1: it's implied that he's a little had a few screws loose,
Speaker 1: and uh. I also think this is largely Rampage's fault
Speaker 1: because Rampage is a huge fucking bully. Now, I thought
Speaker 1: he was hamming it up more for like cameras and
Speaker 1: TV and shit, like him being on this reality TV
Speaker 1: show called The Ultimate Fighter. He was just picking on
Speaker 1: this guy relentlessly, and I thought it was just to
Speaker 1: ham it up. But I'm now convinced that he's just
Speaker 1: a complete fucking asshole. So Raja goes to an indie
Speaker 1: wrestling pro wrestling event and there's a pro wrestler thinking
Speaker 1: that he's Roger's a wrestler too, So they're kind of
Speaker 1: getting into it and like they're doing like a work, right,
Speaker 1: and that guy smashes like a like a like an
Speaker 1: empty beer can on Raja's head, and Raja starts to
Speaker 1: freak out, but then they like calm everything down. The
Speaker 1: wrestler apologizes like, oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were
Speaker 1: a worker. I thought everybody here. I see the cameras
Speaker 1: and everything, so I thought, like they're always on the workers.
Speaker 1: That's the whole idea of like a wrestlers, especially back
Speaker 1: in the day, right, Yeah, there was always k fabe.
Speaker 1: You're not supposed to break ever pay character, right. So
Speaker 1: then one of the promoters, somebody related to somebody I
Speaker 1: don't know if it was the promoter or somebody adjacent
Speaker 1: to it said, yeah, that wrestler is a fucking idiot.
Speaker 1: You can get your receipt. A receipt is basically payback
Speaker 1: a wrestler the rest thing you fuck up, you hurt them,
Speaker 1: you do something back like equal as, it's called a receipt,
Speaker 1: so they can get your receipt, right and like you know,
Speaker 1: like you hit them or something. And then Raj just
Speaker 1: saying like, oh no, I'm gonna fuck him up, like
Speaker 1: they're gonna have to pull me off.
Speaker 4: He said it on the things that he said it
Speaker 4: on his stream he streams and he never stops streaming it,
Speaker 4: and people are egging him on and be we just
Speaker 4: like how many socks, how many subs to knock him out?
Speaker 1: So it's all there. So he gets up there, double
Speaker 1: legs him, slams him down. He's already knocked out when
Speaker 1: he slams him down because he hits his head on
Speaker 1: the on the mat and then twenty something punch is
Speaker 1: unanswered and then like it was terrifying. I only watched
Speaker 1: him once because I was like, I can't watch it again.
Speaker 1: It was bad. It was bad. Ros also a mixed
Speaker 1: bush of himself.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I watched it and it just looked
Speaker 3: like fighting.
Speaker 4: I mean it looked like fighting, but it looks let's say,
Speaker 4: it looks like made Yeah, but that's not except for
Speaker 4: that's not the space punches is not a thing that happens.
Speaker 1: I feel like I've seen a lot of that. You've
Speaker 1: probably seen not that much of it. Actually you've seen.
Speaker 1: We've seen street fights. I've said you've seen if you've
Speaker 1: seen street fight, but not MMA.
Speaker 3: I guess it all seems like equivalently brutal to me,
Speaker 3: Like I don't like punching somebody in the head and
Speaker 3: whether they're responding or not is like kind of insane.
Speaker 1: So like I just I don't know, that's the whole
Speaker 1: that's yeah, Yeah, that's why it's insane. Yeah, he's knocked
Speaker 1: he was knocked out before the punches. He was he
Speaker 1: was so off punching him. So this is the one day,
Speaker 1: like say, in the in MMA, you can tell the
Speaker 1: people who are who are martial artists and the people
Speaker 1: who just love fighting. And you can tell this by
Speaker 1: when somebody's knocked out and the people that are still
Speaker 1: hitting and need to be pulled off. Those are fighters.
Speaker 1: Those are the people that are kind of a little
Speaker 1: bit have a little bit of psychopathy in them. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: of course you have to be. But then there's the
Speaker 1: martial artists that, oh they're knocked out, they turn around
Speaker 1: and they start celebrating.
Speaker 4: There's people, there's there's other people that there's like Mighty Mouse, right,
Speaker 4: Mighty Mouse in number one.
Speaker 1: He gets you down, he goes in for the move.
Speaker 1: As soon as the ref moves, he stops and he's like,
Speaker 1: I'm just like people that can recognize when they're knocked out, like,
Speaker 1: oh they're knocked out, I'm done. And there's the people
Speaker 1: that are which don that have a little bit of psychopathy.
Speaker 1: They don't stop and need to be pulled off, and
Speaker 1: it's just like those are the that's the major difference,
Speaker 1: This major difference. So like people who need to you
Speaker 1: haven't seen in the streets. You see the people that
Speaker 1: will keep kicking someone in the face, they'll keep punching them.
Speaker 1: They're already done. Those people are crazy. And then there's
Speaker 1: the people that, oh, I knocked you out, it's done.
Speaker 1: Those are the people that are just like, I'm a fighter,
Speaker 1: I took care of you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know, it seems like the difference between
Speaker 3: like it like it's like when people say like a
Speaker 3: feeble file, not.
Speaker 1: Exactly the difference. Are you someone who thinks like like
Speaker 1: you don't respect martial arts. No, I think if I
Speaker 1: think if you're I think, if you're an MMA guy
Speaker 1: and you hit somebody and then they get knocked down
Speaker 1: and then you're done.
Speaker 3: I still feel like you're at least like thirty percent
Speaker 3: of a sociopath or like a psychopathic. So I think
Speaker 3: to go into that line in the first place of
Speaker 3: like careerism.
Speaker 1: I think liking to fight, I think there is I
Speaker 1: think if you're very good at it, you wouldn't feel
Speaker 1: that way.
Speaker 3: Well, no, I think I would. I don't think like
Speaker 3: I'd probably be like, I'm clearly a psychopath and I
Speaker 3: have nowhere else to go. This is the only place
Speaker 3: that accepts me. It's that's a crazy a lot of thinking. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I mean, like if I can go I'm crazy and
Speaker 3: I like to hurt people. But if I hurt people,
Speaker 3: I get arrested. I'm gonna go seek out the place
Speaker 3: that I can hurt people.
Speaker 1: And it's not You're definitely thinking of it wrong because
Speaker 1: it's like like I said, the martial artists don't like
Speaker 1: hurting people. They're good at it. I feel like that's
Speaker 1: impossibly do it. That's not impossible, right, how do you
Speaker 1: not like what you what are you doing? There? Good
Speaker 1: at it? So they do it.
Speaker 3: I feel like there's a million easier things that you
Speaker 3: don't have to be as good at, but you could
Speaker 3: be more successful or like equivalently successful.
Speaker 1: You would think that, but there's people have their live streamline. Dude,
Speaker 1: they're not They're not fucking being marionetted. They're like, I'm
Speaker 1: really good at this one thing. Sure, how do you
Speaker 1: even find that out? You see times people get into
Speaker 1: fighting for self defense first for blowing purpose. They're like, oh,
Speaker 1: I've been bullied, and then they feel like I'm really
Speaker 1: good at it. That's what That's how Joe Rugan got
Speaker 1: into it, and he became a taekwondo champion, and he
Speaker 1: was like, oh, I'm actually really good at this. I'm
Speaker 1: actually really good a lot they hadn't had a lot.
Speaker 1: They He's actually a good example of what makes martial arts.
Speaker 1: But he's clearly crazy, is what I'm saying. Yeah, now,
Speaker 1: I think taking a very long time for him to
Speaker 1: be or to consider him absolutely insane. It'sok a very
Speaker 1: long time, I guess. I don't know, just like about
Speaker 1: five years ago for me versus you know, he was
Speaker 1: crazy in the nineties when he was doing taekwondo. I
Speaker 1: thought he was crazy on fear fag. Yeah, that's what
Speaker 1: I thought. I was in a huge paycheck to watch
Speaker 1: people do dumb ship no, no, the ways that you
Speaker 1: could see it in his eyes. Oh, he was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: he's picking up rocks and fucking scrunches handed, he's putting
Speaker 1: busts down afterwards. Yeah, I think. I think it's IDEA
Speaker 1: lot of people.
Speaker 4: A lot of people learn that their previous enough, like
Speaker 4: I when I would when I was doing mm A
Speaker 4: for the structions, I was half decent and then I
Speaker 4: got hit and I was like, I don't like I
Speaker 4: don't like getting beat up.
Speaker 1: That's it. But all of people just figure it out
Speaker 1: because I say, you're a psychopath. I would have because
Speaker 1: you didn't understand that hitting was bad until it happened
Speaker 1: to you. That's not true. That's what you just said.
Speaker 1: I said, I liked it, but I got roll the
Speaker 1: tape back and edit it. So he says that and
Speaker 1: I think it's idea.
Speaker 4: A lot of people realize that they're good at things,
Speaker 4: and oh, I'm good at this, for for fighting where
Speaker 4: it particularly is like a lot of people get put
Speaker 4: into self defense classes depending on the area they're in, right, what.
Speaker 1: Do you mean? Right?
Speaker 4: Are like where you live like ancient Rome? Or yeah,
Speaker 4: sure that is one of them. I guess and figure
Speaker 4: out they're good it right, Like for me personally, I couldn't.
Speaker 4: I don't have the liking of fighting enough to even
Speaker 4: be involved in that. Me personally, I think to want
Speaker 4: to to want. If I to know you're going to
Speaker 4: get into you either have to be really good getting
Speaker 4: paid a lot, or there has to be something wrong
Speaker 4: with you know.
Speaker 3: Cool, that's my best mind MMA on the ISS zero gravity,
Speaker 3: zero gravit the mm A.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it wouldn't work. It would be interesting because you
Speaker 1: can't fucking generate any power. That's why it would be
Speaker 1: so interesting, Well it would it be would be really
Speaker 1: sad though, the people when when people when when people
Speaker 1: are ground and pounding without any leverage, it's it's there's
Speaker 1: no force, so it's just like, oh yeah, it's peep
Speaker 1: and it just uh, it's what happened one of the
Speaker 1: last events, one of the last big ones, Like this
Speaker 1: guy got caught in a crucifix where you're basically pinned
Speaker 1: and you're like, you're basically paying. Yeah, so he got
Speaker 1: crucified and then but it was really weak. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: there was a weak crucifixion. They use like styropham nails
Speaker 1: or something. Yeah, so it wasn't he wasn't nailed properly.
Speaker 1: Damn that sucks. But no, it's just like it's just
Speaker 1: one of those things where you're like, in a crucifix position,
Speaker 1: it's hard to generate a lot of force on somebody,
Speaker 1: so you're kind of there trapping them and you're hoping
Speaker 1: maybe can generate enough force for the ref to stop it.
Speaker 1: But if you can't, like the defense is good enough,
Speaker 1: then you're just beep, beep beep. Have you seen those
Speaker 1: crucifix in truthers? Have you seen this? What the helly?
Speaker 1: What the crucifixion touthers?
Speaker 6: Are you?
Speaker 1: Are you familiar with this? Absolutely?
Speaker 3: So it's it's like there's an entire group of people
Speaker 3: that I stubbled across the other day, like people who
Speaker 3: think like crucifixion not only did the crucifixion of Jesus
Speaker 3: not happen. Crucifixions in general were not real because they
Speaker 3: would be impossible because the nail with all the weight
Speaker 3: of the with all the weight of the person on
Speaker 3: the two nails, it would just like rip through the skin,
Speaker 3: like it wouldn't be enough to hold the person up. Basically,
Speaker 3: So like crucifixions are not real. It's purely fake.
Speaker 1: You know that they can look at videos of people
Speaker 1: being crucified. How do you know, well, they weren't period
Speaker 1: of time exist. I understand the thought of like how
Speaker 1: the physics work, like how would how would they even
Speaker 1: fucking how would they even do that? Like how would
Speaker 1: they even go about it? But uh, that's uh, that's
Speaker 1: what they have trial and error for. Yeah, it's like
Speaker 1: hanging people. They the best most fishing way to hang people,
Speaker 1: the best type of noose to tie? Have you how
Speaker 1: thin or thick the rope should be, how far they
Speaker 1: should drop?
Speaker 3: My thing with that shit is, I don't understand why
Speaker 3: people just don't do this.
Speaker 4: There's a video of this guy that I saw. You
Speaker 4: the video of this guy that's just like he's like
Speaker 4: he's got a chain.
Speaker 1: Around his neck, He's hanging from somewhere and he's like
Speaker 1: fucking pedaling on a bike or like people balancing on
Speaker 1: his neck. Have you guys not seen that ship? First
Speaker 1: of all, have you got because I feel like I've
Speaker 1: had that, send it to both of you at least twice. No,
Speaker 1: why would anyone to have seen that? Exactly what I
Speaker 1: just said. I guess why I've said it to you.
Speaker 1: I have a I have a catalog of it. I
Speaker 1: know you have a catalog. And his neck is so powerful,
Speaker 1: it's unbelievable. That sounds stupid.
Speaker 4: It's really dumb, of course, but it's also kind of amazing,
Speaker 4: the worst kind of amazing.
Speaker 1: It's like, what are you doing?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Whatever, you see.
Speaker 4: Latin America, all those little kids are like like, oh,
Speaker 4: kids without their phone is like NEOs. It's like a
Speaker 4: bunch of kids is like reenacting the Crucifixion.
Speaker 1: You just Christ, what the fuck are you talking about?
Speaker 3: You're saying, if you take phones away from Latin children,
Speaker 3: they reenact Jesus.
Speaker 4: It's a Spanish fucking meme. But it's like the kids
Speaker 4: without their phones and it's just a bunch of kids
Speaker 4: reenacting a crucifixion.
Speaker 1: It's like, what the fuck. And it's that sounds lame.
Speaker 1: It's funny because that's just all the entertainment that okay,
Speaker 1: well yeah, but Brandon, that looks like not real propel.
Speaker 1: It's stupid gatorades water. What they make water? Now? Well,
Speaker 1: yeah they have, but this one has one hundred milligrams
Speaker 1: of caffeine in it, so whoa. I like it. It's
Speaker 1: a little energy boost. It's like having a cup of well,
Speaker 1: it's like having a large cup of coffee and it
Speaker 1: just says like normal water. No, no, no, this this,
Speaker 1: this is a this is flavored passion.
Speaker 3: I wish and eat some yellow for yellow number five
Speaker 3: in there though, yeah, or like some kind of dye
Speaker 3: to make this appeal appealing to me.
Speaker 1: Red forties, Uh good one, that one fus me up, dude.
Speaker 1: I love that any red flavored drink gives me so
Speaker 1: much acid. I imagine it's the red forty or whatever. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I stort red forty sometimes.
Speaker 4: I've been drinking red beverage in a while.
Speaker 1: So interesting, I don't think, Yeah, actually I don't. I've
Speaker 1: never thought about that, like, well, I think about it
Speaker 1: only because I'm like, oh, I know I'm gonna get
Speaker 1: some like a gatorade strawberry like, it just doesn't matter
Speaker 1: if it's red color. It focks me up. What did
Speaker 1: you do? The movies I have like get that, I
Speaker 1: get the icy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's my last vice vice, Yeah, to move there.
Speaker 4: I want to get icy.
Speaker 1: Rare enough, rare enough occurrence. Yes, I think it's fine.
Speaker 1: What if somebody gave you a gatorade?
Speaker 4: Right and it was already ovid and it had a
Speaker 4: bit of a milky color to it, and their lap
Speaker 4: is a little way.
Speaker 1: He said, what I do? Would drink you know? He said,
Speaker 1: And then he follows up with did I drink it? Just?
Speaker 1: How would you dispose of it? If you're gonna drink it?
Speaker 1: Let me ask you one question. Who's given it to me?
Speaker 1: I don't know, just like a guy, you know, but
Speaker 1: you know he's a bit of a jokester.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna move on to questions, a bit of a joke.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna move on to writing, laugh and drink it
Speaker 1: fell down, it was covered, fell for it again. Stupid,
Speaker 1: He cracks himself up. This is the stupidest ship. You know.
Speaker 3: I was watching, I was rewatching. I was rewatching the
Speaker 3: last episode we did of.
Speaker 1: What was it? The Curious Chimp. Yeah, yeah, I have.
Speaker 3: I don't think I've ever seen you laugh as hard
Speaker 3: as you did in that section where you where you
Speaker 3: stumbled across that image. You don't understand how surprised you were,
Speaker 3: doubled over in like pain, laughing at that that was.
Speaker 1: You don't understand how surprised I was to see that.
Speaker 1: I was expecting to see the meme he referenced, and
Speaker 1: then I see the yellow coated dude making out of
Speaker 1: the It just it threw me off. So I posted
Speaker 1: the image of Goofy's dick. Yeah, and you called it posted,
Speaker 1: of course, But did you post the one that was
Speaker 1: up res may funny?
Speaker 4: And then Colin was like, well you warned because I
Speaker 4: said it's don't open it, seriously don't And Colin was like, yeah,
Speaker 4: you warned me.
Speaker 1: And I was like, if you had, we had to
Speaker 1: press the view. That's funny. That's crazy that you would
Speaker 1: post that. I would never like you. Yeah, okay, I
Speaker 1: was like, I wouldn't post that, you know, would post that.
Speaker 1: That's like, oh, I might send that to my friends.
Speaker 4: And I think it's funny because people will take the bait.
Speaker 4: They will, and I think that's a magic you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what, God bless you.
Speaker 3: We're gonna move on the right ends from our patients
Speaker 3: of our patriot our com slash the snark tank right now.
Speaker 1: My bad guys. Sorry, here we go, you know, we go.
Speaker 1: We're gonna get into some ridings here, Lord have mercy.
Speaker 3: Oh well, here's on the on the subject, on the subject,
Speaker 3: kind of stick Larry Row and he says, hey, traumatized
Speaker 3: narcissist and the dishonorable one.
Speaker 1: Not a question.
Speaker 3: But you guys missed out calling the latest episode by
Speaker 3: curious George.
Speaker 1: It's already it's taken, Yeah, the s c O. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but what do we call it? Curious? It's just curious
Speaker 1: because he said that, and I just thought it was funny,
Speaker 1: Like it's just a matter of fact. He's like, I guess, yeah,
Speaker 1: but it just sounds funny. But yeah, there's already, even
Speaker 1: in those makeout things that there's already people saying by
Speaker 1: curious George. Yeah, there's it is a nail on Reddit
Speaker 1: that shows curious George and it just says gay. It's
Speaker 1: so funny. Image. At least three times in my life
Speaker 1: I was like, what do you mean?
Speaker 4: Monkey Jesus believe the image of the monkey with the
Speaker 4: yellow boots on and she had fucking dude, oh the
Speaker 4: lego lego. It was like someone said like this and
Speaker 4: she was like, that's just the fucking money.
Speaker 1: That's pretty good though, the guy, that's just that's the
Speaker 1: syn the code. Yeah, it's pretty good. Classic racism, you.
Speaker 4: Know, yeah, it's it's it's the way back machine racism.
Speaker 3: He's an interesting one. Sam shmule Cohen wrote in he says, hello,
Speaker 3: hispanic Scott the Wise and his two minions. I'm currently
Speaker 3: playing through Halo CE for the first time, and honestly,
Speaker 3: I'm I'm straight up, he says, not having a good time.
Speaker 3: But it's like capitalized, like proper not having a good time.
Speaker 3: Should I have jumped into this game with co opera?
Speaker 3: Is it just me going through it all in the
Speaker 3: control room and it's taking me three days?
Speaker 1: It's old game? You got it?
Speaker 3: You gotta see is the I've said this for years
Speaker 3: and people have been bitches at me for it, but
Speaker 3: like see, he's the worst, one of those original ones.
Speaker 1: It's just aged the worst.
Speaker 4: How who who argued against that?
Speaker 3: I mean, people have an affinity for and I get it,
Speaker 3: but like I mean like I played the I played
Speaker 3: Halo cee last of the original League. Yeah, because like
Speaker 3: I didn't care enough about it to go through it
Speaker 3: the first time, because it was like even when I
Speaker 3: played it, like in two thousand and six for the
Speaker 3: first like when I actually owned it, I was just like, man,
Speaker 3: this is not this is it's not hey. I would
Speaker 3: genuinely say, like I played Halo two three, and then
Speaker 3: after three I went back to like common of all
Speaker 3: because I cared enough to see the beginning. It's kind
Speaker 3: of like how I did with massifvect. Honestly, like if
Speaker 3: I didn't care, if I didn't play two and three,
Speaker 3: I don't know if I like, I'm not saying that's
Speaker 3: the best way to go through Mass Effect, right, Sure,
Speaker 3: there's a better version of Mass Effect one available to you.
Speaker 1: Now do it that way.
Speaker 3: But when I was playing Mass Effect, that first game
Speaker 3: is rough on that original hardware especially, Yeah, it's deeply fucked.
Speaker 1: I had to tell people to say, so, same thing
Speaker 1: you do a Combat evol, same thing with Massifact one.
Speaker 1: Same thing. It would be like, uh, this is gonna
Speaker 1: be rough, you know, But yeah, with Mass Effect, you
Speaker 1: do want to play it because it can. That's the
Speaker 1: only thing. Otherwise if it didn't, I'd be like, lets
Speaker 1: skip it. Yeah, just go see what happens on YouTube.
Speaker 4: You know, I love mass Effect one, but I only
Speaker 4: played dubbed as you.
Speaker 3: Played the good version of it. I loved the mass
Speaker 3: Efect woman. I played it on the on the legendary
Speaker 3: edition and they did a great job of that.
Speaker 1: But like many times, the original and it's always funny,
Speaker 1: Like it feels funny. It feels way more like Kotard
Speaker 1: than you would expect, like it is. It's just the
Speaker 1: way the way that it controls is like, these are
Speaker 1: people who do not like EA. Getting involved was in
Speaker 1: Massfect two was like a godsend. And it's weird to
Speaker 1: say that, you know what I'm saying, because like they
Speaker 1: were like, oh, they're not they don't design this type
Speaker 1: of design. So like the way you moved and even
Speaker 1: do the sprinting was hilarious, dude. It was almost like teleported.
Speaker 1: You do this for a moment and then you're like,
Speaker 1: I was like, what the hell is it? Dude? It
Speaker 1: was It was awkward. It was like the f OFV
Speaker 1: was fucked. The the what is it?
Speaker 3: The the frame rate was fucked and Look kind of
Speaker 3: Evolved is definitely more playable than Massik one is, but
Speaker 3: I mean they're very different. I would say two's the
Speaker 3: good one to start with it. It's like the most
Speaker 3: narrative heavy. It gets you and it gets you into it.
Speaker 3: And then when if you're done with that, and you're
Speaker 3: done with three and you're curious to see like where
Speaker 3: it begins to have a complete picture, I would say, yeah,
Speaker 3: go back. You'll be more likely to finish it because
Speaker 3: you'll have all of this context where you're like, oh,
Speaker 3: I care about you know how this ends up.
Speaker 1: But if it's a Shooters on PS two in that era,
Speaker 1: if you're like that old, yeah, you can play Combat
Speaker 1: Evolve because then it's not going to be as rough
Speaker 1: if you remember how the shooters were acclimated to it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but even for me as somebody who was acclimated to it,
Speaker 1: I can't go back to it anymore because yeah, it's
Speaker 1: really no. I can't go back to it. I can't
Speaker 1: play regular. I still kind of I want to go.
Speaker 1: I like, I I have a soft spot for black
Speaker 1: and I want to play it again, But I know
Speaker 1: that's going to be I know, like it's been so long.
Speaker 1: I haven't played it in like a game well over
Speaker 1: a decade years. Wait, wait what am I saying? It's
Speaker 1: almost been twenty years. As I played it seventeen years
Speaker 1: and three, I think, yeahah, it's been yeah, so now
Speaker 1: or something like that. If I played now, but I
Speaker 1: still want to play it, you know, I'm sure Gold
Speaker 1: Tour and I fucking played through Could Tour and I
Speaker 1: was like, this game is good, but also.
Speaker 3: Yeah, fuck listen, but listen, tell you what you went through.
Speaker 3: If you're assault on the controlling, you're pretty deep into
Speaker 3: the game. You gave it a good chance. It's it's
Speaker 3: not for you. Go on, go move to Halo two.
Speaker 1: It's fine. Halo two is fucking great and it plays.
Speaker 1: It plays really well.
Speaker 3: Still or mcc man, Well, he's probably doing it through
Speaker 3: the mcc I would imagine it's the most successful way
Speaker 3: to do it.
Speaker 1: Gears is out today. Oh yeah on PS five finally crazy,
Speaker 1: that's so weird to say it's fine. Well, it's I'm
Speaker 1: on PlayStation. I'm on I don't know, Marcus, those is possible.
Speaker 1: It's Joel from the last It's not like that.
Speaker 3: It's like Mickey almost from a rocky.
Speaker 1: Joel sound Joel, Yes, hello, it is I need to.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I have anxiety. I need you media and
Speaker 1: you need to grow. You need to curbingm what is
Speaker 1: what is your sexy wife? I need? I need to
Speaker 1: because I am an iron t people personality profile. Let
Speaker 1: me squeeze your titties.
Speaker 3: He just sounds like it's just it is the most
Speaker 3: racist stereotypical, like speeding against It's funny.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I don't know need Chilean slang at all.
Speaker 1: So it's whatever. Yeah, no, who knows, who knows? I
Speaker 1: met one Chilean in my life? Ever, I don't think.
Speaker 1: I don't even know if they exist. I don't know
Speaker 1: Chili is real? Did they even make chili? Probably? I
Speaker 1: mean is that it's likely over harder, But I'm also
Speaker 1: now curious. It's like like it's like a five chance.
Speaker 1: It's not spelled the same, but it's close enough. It
Speaker 1: probably came from there. It's just like Chile is saying
Speaker 1: this child Chile's child. Chile. Isn't it just like that
Speaker 1: like an ease added or something. Isn't that Chile the
Speaker 1: place with eat Chile? The thing is what I chill? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know it's like c H I l I for Chili,
Speaker 1: but like Chile, isn't it just it just it's also Chile.
Speaker 4: That's how you're talking to pronounce it.
Speaker 1: I'm not gay. I'm not saying that correctly. Correctly. Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's an an eye, that big ass fucking volcano. What
Speaker 1: the hell? It's an interesting one.
Speaker 3: My second amendment right to hit my g spot with
Speaker 3: a browning fire. I assume that's a gun, but it
Speaker 3: cuts off ahoy land cunts. I work in rotation on
Speaker 3: a fuel boat in the Norwegian Navy.
Speaker 1: Whoa, yeah, we've got some Norwegian army people, no whiggers.
Speaker 1: It's interesting. I never heard that. The context of this
Speaker 1: is crazy.
Speaker 3: Can imagine listening to our podcast in Norway like the
Speaker 3: ship like that's a I feel like it's a while.
Speaker 3: They'd be like, what what the hell are the amount
Speaker 3: of n words that are said on the show. For
Speaker 3: a Norwegian man to be listening to it is fascinating.
Speaker 3: That's saying anything about you. I just think it's interesting,
Speaker 3: Like I could the work environment. I hope you blasted
Speaker 3: on the speakers. Yeah yeah, yeah, actually it makes sense.
Speaker 3: I mean I dated one Norwegian used She said it
Speaker 3: like at least twenty times a day, and I was like, yo,
Speaker 3: you gotta slow down.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was gonna slow down a bit, and she
Speaker 1: was like, no, all right, how would you reality Jojo
Speaker 1: called you that in the argument, Like in an argument
Speaker 1: would be fucking crazy because that would scare me. I'd
Speaker 1: be like, oh man, I don't know it would be
Speaker 1: crazy because I'm like, all right, she is genuinely upset
Speaker 1: because she would never say that, because you know, I've
Speaker 1: tried to.
Speaker 4: Get her say it. Hey, it literally called me that
Speaker 4: an argument.
Speaker 3: I'd be like, she hasn't said that, she says something
Speaker 3: say it nah maybe she said like like I'm not
Speaker 3: saying conversational, I'm saying like to funk around with you.
Speaker 1: No, like she won't like I think I've tried to
Speaker 1: get her to.
Speaker 4: I think Jojo JoJo's saying place with Lily. They just
Speaker 4: don't think that's funny, Like they don't think saying that
Speaker 4: is funny from them, Like listen, do you think but
Speaker 4: she does not think her saying it it's funny at all.
Speaker 1: She's like, why would I need to say that? To
Speaker 1: be fair her? Break the cycle? Be fair to Joe
Speaker 1: every time. Every time I trying to get her to
Speaker 1: say it, I am recording her. So, yeah, I was
Speaker 1: one time like big brother, I was the cameras in
Speaker 1: the corner of the rooms. Yeah, I have cameras. Cameras
Speaker 1: in his bedroom, I have cameras. I have cameras saying
Speaker 1: put them run on the camera every time it's what
Speaker 1: if it's annoying, tell Lily to clean it?
Speaker 3: Hey, let me some What if you found out that
Speaker 3: this entire time, I've had cameras in all your houses,
Speaker 3: but they were all in the corners of your rooms
Speaker 3: and they were faced towards the wall.
Speaker 1: I'm like, you just like audio, I don't understand. No,
Speaker 1: they don't have they don't pick up on what's the
Speaker 1: Did you put him in correctly? Did you install them
Speaker 1: in correctly?
Speaker 3: I meant it, you know I me at that moment,
Speaker 3: I'm like, you're just You're weird because it is an
Speaker 3: invasion of privacy, but it has no material. It materially
Speaker 3: means nothing.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean, Like, you just want to
Speaker 1: fuck with me, that's all. That's all that is.
Speaker 4: You don't have anything, is that you put cameras in
Speaker 4: your house and you look at the feet in the morning.
Speaker 4: It's some a comsy house. Reach the dick on your couch,
Speaker 4: cleans your couch back up the leaves.
Speaker 1: That's crazy, man, that's crazy. I was thinking of having
Speaker 1: my uncle. We had we had a guy help us move,
Speaker 1: and I was just thinking, like, you that couch. You know,
Speaker 1: we clean it as much as I can, but you know,
Speaker 1: some activities will happened on the couch before. And I
Speaker 1: was just thinking like, oh, poor guy, you know, like
Speaker 1: he just he has no idea. But then I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: he's a movie. He has to know. He has to
Speaker 1: know that. Like if you're if you're touching bed stuff
Speaker 1: or like the mattress or something, there's like piss and
Speaker 1: vomit and and calm all over it. What what doesn't
Speaker 1: say something wrong? I've never pissed on the couch. I've
Speaker 1: never pissed on a couch of my the camera it
Speaker 1: was like a twiggler. As already said that, it was
Speaker 1: a spark. It was like a genuine like did I
Speaker 1: do something wrong? You don't have pissed ship and come
Speaker 1: on your fucking I have never pissed a couch or.
Speaker 3: On a couch on a bed though. Notice how we
Speaker 3: didn't say.
Speaker 1: Calm, I've pulled on my couch before. Mean, I've never
Speaker 1: on an accident, right, Like, it's just no, I've explicitly
Speaker 1: jacked on your bathroom, ran out the bathroom, came all
Speaker 1: over the couch, where came the couch, and fell asleep
Speaker 1: in the kitchen. That's stupid. Anyway. We never got to this,
Speaker 1: would you say, nor wig wigger? Yeah? Okay, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: so he said, uh.
Speaker 3: He He works in rotation on a fuel boat in
Speaker 3: the Norwegian Navy, and in week two of my last
Speaker 3: four week shifts, I wondered, nay, pondered this, how much
Speaker 3: would someone have to pay you to spend half of
Speaker 3: each year on a boat with no internet? Thank you
Speaker 3: for your podcast. It keeps me off the see pussy.
Speaker 3: I don't know what that means.
Speaker 1: But he's not Honestly, he's not fucking. But I feel
Speaker 1: like you should not at that moment. Just do it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're fighting the urge. You just just give in, bro,
Speaker 3: just give in. I have to say the look. I
Speaker 3: don't love the boat angle, but I do kind of
Speaker 3: there's a romantic nature and there's a romantic concept in
Speaker 3: my head of just like not having an Internet access
Speaker 3: for an entire year. Like, that's a romantic thought to me.
Speaker 4: I think the idea of not having internet while still
Speaker 4: having it is a good idea.
Speaker 1: A lot money. But I think because that's how I
Speaker 1: make money. Yea, well that's true.
Speaker 3: It would literally have to be like I guess, it
Speaker 3: would have to be like half my south at least
Speaker 3: half my saturating.
Speaker 4: Yeah, at least compensating how much money I make. But
Speaker 4: because I I like, I can go a bit without
Speaker 4: using it.
Speaker 1: More actually, because it would destroy your career, yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: like I could. I don't know.
Speaker 4: Maybe because I don't mind not having I don't having
Speaker 4: enough for a whole weekend.
Speaker 1: I was fine.
Speaker 4: I was like, I'm just trying to read books and ship. Yeah,
Speaker 4: but maybe I don't.
Speaker 3: Know, Like I think about I think sometimes about getting
Speaker 3: like a dumb phone, not like a literal like you know,
Speaker 3: old flip phone. But they make these smartphones that specifically
Speaker 3: are just like it's no like apps or anything. It's
Speaker 3: just calendar alarm, you know, contacts and text messages and
Speaker 3: stuff to not like tempt you, yeah, to just not
Speaker 3: get lost and like scroll fucking And I I like
Speaker 3: the idea, but the issue is it's like there are
Speaker 3: some apps that I think should go into those things
Speaker 3: that that aren't distracted, things like Uber or something, you
Speaker 3: know what I mean, Like things that like or Venmo
Speaker 3: or these things that like I would get that phone,
Speaker 3: but I just know that there are way too many things.
Speaker 3: There are just way too many things that I would
Speaker 3: need in a pinch to really rely on it. So
Speaker 3: would I would have to have two phones, which defeats
Speaker 3: the purpose at that moment.
Speaker 1: Just delease social media from your phone.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but like that, it's you understand, like there's no
Speaker 3: real especially for us where we need it technically.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like we would it just not feel
Speaker 1: better to practice self control. Yeah yeah, yeah, basically I've
Speaker 1: I'm so I'm very far removed now comparatively because when
Speaker 1: I was really building up, especially when when I was
Speaker 1: on YouTube building up everything, so I was like I
Speaker 1: started scrolling down on my Instagram because I was looking
Speaker 1: for that stupid eighties thumbnail, that future thing I remember that,
Speaker 1: oh yeah yeah yeah, And like I was, I was
Speaker 1: like I used to post fucking all the time, like frequently,
Speaker 1: my face was in this shit, Like I don't pull
Speaker 1: I just I don't do that anymore, and I forget
Speaker 1: my phone sometimes, Like I forgot in the kitchen for
Speaker 1: fucking hours and Jojo brought it to me because I'm
Speaker 1: just not I'm like locked in doing what I'm doing.
Speaker 1: A lot of times I'm not doing this, uh scrolling,
Speaker 1: or if I do, I scroll until I see something
Speaker 1: that's just stupid, which is almost immediately, and then I
Speaker 1: just get off.
Speaker 4: I don't scroll that nighttime, like if I'm staying up
Speaker 4: if I have to work in the morning. Yeah, I
Speaker 4: ended up scrolling at nighttime.
Speaker 1: I think the thing that I had really bad, Like
Speaker 1: I'm like watching people do cruel I'm like watching people
Speaker 1: get fucking sent to space, watching fucking dogs like be
Speaker 1: really cute, dude, It's really bad.
Speaker 4: My Twitter feed is dogs being really adorable and then
Speaker 4: the Embrace of Death and then like h and I'm like,
Speaker 4: oh this is I'm like, well, look.
Speaker 1: At that that dog.
Speaker 3: You're gonna have a You're gonna have a hell of
Speaker 3: a day when those intersect. When I started a dog
Speaker 3: thrown into a fucking propeller blade, I mean, that's that's
Speaker 3: all that.
Speaker 1: At the end of Freddy our Fingers my Facebook is
Speaker 1: actually because that was like the thing that I never
Speaker 1: used to check and then uh, but now it's curated
Speaker 1: in a way that it only shows me cute animals.
Speaker 7: Uh.
Speaker 1: G t A four and Red Dead two. Uh. Yeah,
Speaker 1: my Facebook is weirdly like g t A or like
Speaker 1: rock Star oriented to my facebooks. That's about I love it.
Speaker 1: It's terrible.
Speaker 3: I mean I never used facebooks or whatever, but it's cool.
Speaker 1: I want to install because actually, you know when they
Speaker 1: when you go when you get on the highway and
Speaker 1: you just park on the edge of it when you
Speaker 1: have the stars, and then the cops just keep driving over.
Speaker 1: They're trying to go to your they're trying to pull you,
Speaker 1: so they just run right off. And I've been watching
Speaker 1: so much of that recently. It's just it doesn't get
Speaker 1: old to me. It's great. It's greats.
Speaker 3: So, I was trying to play because I played a
Speaker 3: bunch of games this week, but I was I was
Speaker 3: trying to play. I was like looking for something in
Speaker 3: between because Medical Solid Delta comes out, so and I
Speaker 3: was like, I just need something, and I was I
Speaker 3: put on g t A three or whatever. Oh wow,
Speaker 3: because I have the Deffen. I forgot that I had those.
Speaker 3: And it's just like it's not the same man. G
Speaker 3: G four really is, specially that physics thing, the physics
Speaker 3: engine that they have in that game that lets people
Speaker 3: like rag doll and like flail like when you hit
Speaker 3: people with a car, and like the original gta's they
Speaker 3: don't fly, No, they just kind of fall there sometimes.
Speaker 1: No, they don't.
Speaker 4: They fly like flat boards fly. They like just get their.
Speaker 1: San andreas.
Speaker 3: They they they have a little bit. But in three
Speaker 3: it's just like they fall down. It's just like this
Speaker 3: isn't this isn't satisfying in the same way.
Speaker 1: What are you doing? First off? Are you guys like
Speaker 1: locking toes? Yeah, he told me a little bit.
Speaker 4: I stretched my foot, I touched his foot and I
Speaker 4: backed the way respectfully.
Speaker 1: He told me a little bit respectfully. Back he's hot
Speaker 1: and bothered, disgusting. Yeah, don't tolerate that here, I'm in fact,
Speaker 1: cold and upset. Yeah. How much though a million dollars
Speaker 1: for six months? Uh bo? No Internet trying to think
Speaker 1: of like I'll do it for like I'll do it
Speaker 1: for two hundred k. Two hundred k, that's not bad.
Speaker 1: Tax free, yes, yeah, I'm not paying texting, I do
Speaker 1: it for a tax three hundred k. Why not too,
Speaker 1: I don't really. Yeah, it wouldn't help, but it wouldn't hurt. Sorry, yeah,
Speaker 1: it wouldn't help.
Speaker 3: Another if a hundred if another one hundred thousand dollars
Speaker 3: wouldn't help you, I can't.
Speaker 1: I don't know what to I don't even know take
Speaker 1: it and then give it to me. One thing I did.
Speaker 1: One thing I did notice is that like? Is that like?
Speaker 3: Because I had never lived alone before before this apartment? Okay,
Speaker 3: And what I noticed was like, man, I have no
Speaker 3: I had when I first started living here. I have
Speaker 3: no app I have no self control over the apps.
Speaker 3: Thing like I will get lost in the street. The
Speaker 3: reason I didn't get into that before is because there
Speaker 3: were always so many people around tell me to suck
Speaker 3: me out of my room or whatever I see. But
Speaker 3: like the first year here, I was just like, oh man,
Speaker 3: I don't I spent like eight hours scrolling Instagram. It's crazy.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, it's bad.
Speaker 3: It's still not great. It's still not as good as
Speaker 3: it was when I was living with people, but it's
Speaker 3: way better than it was when I started.
Speaker 4: That's what happened. Because you're not doing you're not interacting. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and so soon as the loan Lily's not around, I
Speaker 4: get like I'm someone that I don't like being alone
Speaker 4: very off, Like I can be alone, but if I'm
Speaker 4: alone eventually too long, I'm like, all right, I'm kind
Speaker 4: of done going through my like rotine because I'm usually
Speaker 4: hanging out people all the time.
Speaker 1: I lived with people for like what for like six years?
Speaker 1: Six years? I was as always with people.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so it was weird when like the Bridges Town,
Speaker 4: like Lily's gone, because I'm happy she's gone, but I'm
Speaker 4: also sad she's gone.
Speaker 1: The same time, I'm like, well, I'm kind of bored.
Speaker 1: You're a bitch. Yeah, well go signed. Yeah, I don't know. Man.
Speaker 1: To me, there's not enough time in the day. That's
Speaker 1: why I don't score that much. That's the main reason
Speaker 1: why I probably don't score that much doing things because
Speaker 1: I want to do like, so, oh do the do
Speaker 1: the the work, whatever did you got to do to
Speaker 1: make money? And then it's like the video games of music.
Speaker 1: It's not enough time for me to do both of
Speaker 1: those things as much as I want to do. I've
Speaker 1: been trying to beat Starfield for the last but I
Speaker 1: only I play I play like you know, like college duty. Oh,
Speaker 1: let me do like two three matches, so yeah, I'll
Speaker 1: be like an RPG, it's hard to do that bullshit.
Speaker 1: I'm booty up Starfield for thirty minutes, so I'm like,
Speaker 1: I did nothing.
Speaker 3: That's the secret of those games. That's the secret of
Speaker 3: those games, though, is that like you kind of understand
Speaker 3: what you're in for. Yeah, and like there's like a
Speaker 3: predictable and predictability with a like that's what That's why.
Speaker 1: I love those games. It's like, oh, I'm gonna jump on.
Speaker 3: I'll get five rounds of Halo in with the guys, right,
Speaker 3: and then I know exactly what that's gonna be like generally, Yeah,
Speaker 3: But like with the RPG, I'm like, oh, I have
Speaker 3: like an hour and a half to play. Undoubtedly I'm
Speaker 3: going to have to stop in the middle of some
Speaker 3: queste where.
Speaker 4: Like I'm playing Beauty three right now again and I'm like, god, again, I'm.
Speaker 1: Playing it again. I'm like, God, damn it, dude.
Speaker 4: I've been trying to write a video too, and I'm
Speaker 4: like I write for like an hour and a half
Speaker 4: and I'm like that joke's really fucking dumb. And I
Speaker 4: go back and then it's like, I'll play some baalds.
Speaker 1: Gate, make a video essay on carlacx tits. Yeah, actually,
Speaker 1: I think that would probably get like a hysterical.
Speaker 3: I think you really should do it, and do it earnestly,
Speaker 3: like really earnestly, like started with like a like a
Speaker 3: Rene des cart quote or something.
Speaker 1: So hard people love it. I love it. I love
Speaker 1: that character so much. People love it. Man, I'm telling
Speaker 1: you who would be being blessed anyway? Let's then, goddamn
Speaker 1: it just bullshit with arms flight open by a death claw.
Speaker 1: This ship really hurts with arms flat open by death clause.
Speaker 3: He says, uh, so he writes, and he says, what
Speaker 3: character would be a good guest in Teken or what
Speaker 3: guest character could revive soul Caliber as a series?
Speaker 1: Soul Caliber? Would it be seven? I don't know. I
Speaker 1: guess you guys would know better than me. I guess
Speaker 1: I think I think I think it sounds right. But so, okay,
Speaker 1: we reviving, we bring it back, and they need a
Speaker 1: big character. They've already put in a bunch of They
Speaker 1: put in Darth Vader, they put in Yoda, they put
Speaker 1: in Link put it he Hashi, which was I feel
Speaker 1: like that was such a fucking bad idea back when
Speaker 1: tecond was popping popping, so but still, I'm like, it's
Speaker 1: too close. It's like they're even like Yoshi Mitsche's in
Speaker 1: the fucking series. I know it's a different one, but
Speaker 1: what I'm saying is when you could have chosen a link,
Speaker 1: a spawn, a fuck in darth oh. Hey, I was
Speaker 1: so pissed because I was a PS two guy because
Speaker 1: because we have another one, it was mine. I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh cool, I don't have spawn. I can have spawn
Speaker 1: or link or hey, Hachi. I was like me growing
Speaker 1: fucking underwear like diaper. God. It just made me so
Speaker 1: mad that you can understand when I say link fucking spawn.
Speaker 4: That game wasn't that was the same one. Really, I
Speaker 4: thought I thought they had somebody different, but I could
Speaker 4: have remembers.
Speaker 1: It has to be I was. It was so stupid.
Speaker 4: If I if I could choose, I'd have to choose
Speaker 4: someone that's cool, right, I think one of them, one
Speaker 4: of the b G three people would be really cool
Speaker 4: to have it.
Speaker 1: But hmmm, but it bad. She fucking what about like
Speaker 1: what's his name? Roden Rodan like putting into like a
Speaker 1: dark Sturge. Imagine that like the tarnished Yeah, but you
Speaker 1: see that's kind of saying Radon Yeah is that is that?
Speaker 1: Is it redon the guy on the Yes.
Speaker 3: He doesn't have to be as big Chris, Chris, That's
Speaker 3: what I Especially the entire time, I was like, yo,
Speaker 3: he wouldn't.
Speaker 1: Flist or or Millennia or whatever. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, or like Blide or something like one of those
Speaker 4: like characters from the well not blind by the Side characters.
Speaker 1: Also quite tall. But yeah, but.
Speaker 3: Like I think putting in like a Soul's character couldn't
Speaker 3: possibly move the table anymore.
Speaker 1: Please. But like I think it's because, I guess because
Speaker 1: they put Yoda as size, you know, so Chris's dimensions
Speaker 1: of like running realism has been I want tall Yoda.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say six foot Yoda. I'm tall Yoda would
Speaker 1: be fun. Feel the Mods and Mortal Kombats so m
Speaker 1: K one because the character they put fucking so Marios
Speaker 1: in it and he's fucking eight foot tall. It's crazy,
Speaker 1: It's it's so stupid. I love that was Mario Garris. No,
Speaker 1: I don't remember who we replaced ever, got it's been
Speaker 1: too long. I hate those games so fucking much. But
Speaker 1: they're so do you remember when I put it a
Speaker 1: Omni man and then people not catching it right away.
Speaker 1: They're just seeing Wolverine fuck up Omni Man, and then
Speaker 1: they see Hulk grab them, and then they see his dude.
Speaker 3: I genuinely didn't catch it, like for the first like couple.
Speaker 3: I watched it a couple of times, and I think
Speaker 3: I saw it on the fourth time. When I saw it,
Speaker 3: I was like, oh my god, because it gets lost
Speaker 3: in the chaos if you're not like looking for it totally.
Speaker 1: The moment I ridiculous.
Speaker 4: The moment I see skin color that far ahead of somebody,
Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, that's a penis.
Speaker 1: It's it's rubbing against Hulk too, Like Holk's bashing rubbing
Speaker 1: his stomach can't get to this way. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know know about these yea maybe like Napoleon
Speaker 1: Dynamite or something that's okay, Yeah.
Speaker 4: Video game character, video game Fighters Warriors.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Napoleon Dynamite, a movie that is over twenty years old.
Speaker 1: No one really talks about that much anymore. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I have like.
Speaker 8: Doesn't get the whole Dynamite fan base raving. Yeah, like
Speaker 8: the Dark urgeun be a cool one having to Urge
Speaker 8: in the game. Having the Dark Urge is a person.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what Urge is?
Speaker 4: That's the that's the the I don't know the technical
Speaker 4: main character of the game is the Dark Urge whatever.
Speaker 4: If you play like but you can play us anything.
Speaker 1: It's it's not like I think it should be like
Speaker 1: a character that has just wepted, like, well, that has
Speaker 1: an actual identity.
Speaker 4: Well, ur is technically I know what you mean, right,
Speaker 4: Like yeah, like tankfully the White Dragon Born is the Urge.
Speaker 3: That's like putting that's that's like putting the force into me.
Speaker 1: Exactly what it sounds. It's like having to tarnished like
Speaker 1: that hero. Well, sector would be cool. Actually character I
Speaker 1: love that. Would that character and the changing weapons to
Speaker 1: that can work. I'd love.
Speaker 4: I'd love a Soul's character. I'd love the I'd love.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what's his name from the first game,
Speaker 1: the Wolf not the not eld Ring Ship. I forgot
Speaker 1: his name. It starts with an A. He's from the
Speaker 1: first d l C Sols. Yeah, ear the great name.
Speaker 1: It's uh. He looks like his name is he is?
Speaker 1: He has the sickest armor you can actually get the
Speaker 1: armor and and and and d S three when you
Speaker 1: it's these type of night Damn, dude, I can't think
Speaker 1: of it all. The night would be cool. The abyss nights,
Speaker 1: you know, the abyss he's he's the business Watchers wats
Speaker 1: So the guy that you fight in Dark Souls one,
Speaker 1: he's like, it's like, probably one of the better one.
Speaker 1: It's one of the better because it's the DLC. It's
Speaker 1: one of the better fights in the game. One of
Speaker 1: the byst Watchers, right, Yeah, it's like the guys, the
Speaker 1: original one. It's like the guy that he's like, I
Speaker 1: can't remember his name. It's like I can't remember. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that'd be cool. Well D S. Sims please help me
Speaker 1: out in the common damn. Yeah.
Speaker 4: There's a lot of characters can put back. I don't
Speaker 4: know why they haven't brought that series back personally, I
Speaker 4: don't get it. It's so much real estate to bring back.
Speaker 4: But I guess the company might be gone that made
Speaker 4: it initially.
Speaker 1: Maybe, I don't know. You may people make tekend you
Speaker 1: could make you could put in oh you know what
Speaker 1: you know would be really good? Mm hmm uh.
Speaker 4: Your dadorious notorious.
Speaker 1: Yeah, notorious of the abyss. Yeah, there's so.
Speaker 4: Many cool characters that could put in those fighting games,
Speaker 4: but they.
Speaker 1: Put in the smiling friends. They should, they should, they
Speaker 1: should make a Soul's fighting game. I haven't done that yet,
Speaker 1: I mean because they don't know how to make that.
Speaker 1: It would be the simple answer, that's good. Yeah, what
Speaker 1: kind of fighter? Would it be? A fighter? Yeah? Definitely
Speaker 1: three fingers. You couldn't. You couldn't do. That'd be no,
Speaker 1: that could get me wrong, don't get me wrong. If
Speaker 1: it's done as a hyper fighter, that would be fucking gas.
Speaker 1: It would be insane. I would play the fun out
Speaker 1: of it. That'd be gas. If they made it, I'd
Speaker 1: be like, why the fuck did they make this? And
Speaker 1: I'd buy it like Brad New seventy bucks whatever. The
Speaker 1: wolf would have a fucking perry that would just fucking
Speaker 1: fill up the gage. Gas man, I really want to
Speaker 1: fucking new Marvel's capcom. I need. I need Captain Commando
Speaker 1: and Magneto.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry it's never happened anymore, man, but I feel
Speaker 4: like there's still hope like this for years to con
Speaker 4: is Tokon killed that hope?
Speaker 3: Man?
Speaker 1: Okay, I feel like there's somebody's gonna go up to
Speaker 1: Capcom headquarters or Marvel Stute wherever they're gonna go somewhere
Speaker 1: and point some guns somewhere and be enforcing them to
Speaker 1: make a game. They just don't have the problem. What
Speaker 1: about Capcom versus CBS? How does that? What is it?
Speaker 1: Like the long receipts? They fight like the what do
Speaker 1: they fight CBS? Oh? The pharmacy pharmacy CBS? So they
Speaker 1: fight like the anchors and ship sixteen minutes? Ye, Ken
Speaker 1: is like, what how do I win this? I don't know?
Speaker 1: Kill sixty minutes? They have like like like a Marvel
Speaker 1: versus like just some like like a cable station, yeah,
Speaker 1: mar PBS. Yeah, I like that? Is this Spider Man
Speaker 1: beating the funk out of Arthur.
Speaker 3: You have a lot of characters there, you go, that
Speaker 3: would be perfect Arthur, Arthur fighting Spider Man crazy.
Speaker 1: What's his dog's name? Powell is Arthur and Powell.
Speaker 3: I don't know how I haven't seen Arthur in the
Speaker 3: fucking long.
Speaker 1: You know what's interesting, I'm pretty sure you can we
Speaker 1: can set it up right now, we can do we
Speaker 1: can do everything. We can go. I'll go fucking set
Speaker 1: it up and then just call it that and then
Speaker 1: sell it. And they're like, you can't do that, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, what do you mean? I made this? I
Speaker 1: made this.
Speaker 3: It's crazy that you told me that I couldn't do that,
Speaker 3: because you came to me to tell me that I
Speaker 3: can't do it, because because I was in fact doing it.
Speaker 1: So clearly you're wrong. You're wrong, You're stupid. Also Steam
Speaker 1: also there's like no some of there trying to change some.
Speaker 3: Of the well yeah, because of the there was like
Speaker 3: some rape game or something, right, yeah, of course.
Speaker 1: Then about that likes one beat whatever, I bought a
Speaker 1: full price. There's some crazy games.
Speaker 3: If you if you go on the if you if
Speaker 3: you toggle your thing off to like let you see
Speaker 3: adult games and the top game, you'll always see like
Speaker 3: some crazy like I fucked the dog to pieces for.
Speaker 1: Easy A and it'll be like some some conx to it.
Speaker 1: I have one of my wish lists, but I'm gonna
Speaker 1: pull oh yeah, let me. That was like, what the
Speaker 1: hell is this? This is great? I feel like it's
Speaker 1: not even that far off to what I've seen. Yay,
Speaker 1: that is that was a good one of Chris. Good job.
Speaker 1: I mean I don't even think it's like that might
Speaker 1: be real. I might have seen that. I might have
Speaker 1: seen that. I might have pulled that out. But uh,
Speaker 1: you do you have do you have your wishless seven? Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I'm sad they got rid of it would be
Speaker 1: And I think this is it. This is called lust. Goddess.
Speaker 1: Make sure I'm not okay, because there's I think there's
Speaker 1: someone gives me a game like you know, you know,
Speaker 1: it's just like I think I've seen this exact one.
Speaker 1: What is this? It's born, it's free to play though,
Speaker 1: it's free to play, so it's got all these big
Speaker 1: booby bitches on here. And I think it's like a
Speaker 1: hero collect there is something. Gooner's the gathering.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's MTGS already, Gooner's the gathering.
Speaker 1: This is much more so. God damn, this is the
Speaker 1: This is the rugby to your football. That's crazy, the
Speaker 1: more pure version of it. Well, I might have to
Speaker 1: take this. This might be okay. So I think this
Speaker 1: might be my doctor. If it's not gonna yell and
Speaker 1: be all right, it's fine.
Speaker 3: So Derek's off taking a call absolute horse pace rode
Speaker 3: and he says, hey, guys, not a question, but Chris
Speaker 3: Is recommended the book Childhood's End a few times on
Speaker 3: the show, so I decided to check it out. I
Speaker 3: just finished it, and the last few chapters were something
Speaker 3: that will stick with me for a long time. The
Speaker 3: end was surprising and unexpectedly challenging to my personal worldview.
Speaker 3: Good recommendation. Other should consider reading it. I I, look,
Speaker 3: it's been a while since I've read Childhood, and I
Speaker 3: should probably read it again. You know it's a series, right,
Speaker 3: What do you mean it's a book series. I mean
Speaker 3: I've only read the first one. That's that's the one
Speaker 3: that I A lot of shit goes on in that series.
Speaker 3: I think the first one is a good standalone. But yeah, man,
Speaker 3: it's I'm glad you like it. It's a it's a
Speaker 3: fucking it's a good ass book.
Speaker 1: I got to reread it. Though it's been a while.
Speaker 1: A lot of a lot of what I remember about
Speaker 1: it's starting to fade, and I want to read I
Speaker 1: don't like that. I want to read a few more books.
Speaker 1: There's a.
Speaker 4: The Story of the the Story of the White Wolf
Speaker 4: or what is it, the Dreaming City Singing. It's something
Speaker 4: about like the original. Oh god, I didn't see you.
Speaker 3: I didn't see you just I just I just fizzled
Speaker 3: in your Yeah, I mean like last time we saw you,
Speaker 3: you were out of the room.
Speaker 1: I didn't last time you were leaving. Sorry I came in.
Speaker 1: I forgot to tell you that I can teleport. That
Speaker 1: was actually genuinely startling. I learned. I studied the Manhattan Project,
Speaker 1: and I learned how to actually do it. Is that? No,
Speaker 1: So the Manhattan So there's the you know, you don't
Speaker 1: know the conspiracy of the Manhattan Project of use. You know,
Speaker 1: like Doctor Manhattan, right, he's a nuke thing and uh
Speaker 1: do you know like what he was trying to do,
Speaker 1: and they're trying to like transport matter and all that ship.
Speaker 4: Oh I know, I was the new Well, it's part
Speaker 4: of it. I think I thought the Russian Sleeping Project
Speaker 4: was the dream Ship.
Speaker 1: Right, No, I'm not talking about I'm not talking about
Speaker 1: dream Ship. Let me see if there's an official name
Speaker 1: for this conspiracy theory. But it's the whole Like when
Speaker 1: they were trying to transport matter, I know that. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they teleported a uh camel across the Mahave.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's interesting. It worked, they did. They used the car,
Speaker 1: but teleportation is interesting. They used the car. Would you
Speaker 1: let yourself be teleported? It would scare me too much,
Speaker 1: I think I would. It would have to have like, oh,
Speaker 1: I've seen it done so many times. I would completely safe.
Speaker 1: If they did space folding, I would do that. I
Speaker 1: would not do teleporty. I just wouldn't trust that it's
Speaker 1: I wouldn't. I wouldn't trust the idea that you wouldn't.
Speaker 1: I would wake up, you know what I mean? So, like,
Speaker 1: you fucking so what happens? This is probably how they
Speaker 1: really do it. The foundation, When you step into it,
Speaker 1: it opens and you fall into a hole and then
Speaker 1: a copy of you comes out on the other side.
Speaker 3: That's yeah, that's what it is. So you're you're your
Speaker 3: screening and then you you respond, but it's not you.
Speaker 3: It's a new you who has the memories of the
Speaker 3: and it's a concept like that stuff really freaks me
Speaker 3: out to the point where like, I don't think I
Speaker 3: would ever do teleportation for that if it ever occurred
Speaker 3: in my lifetime somehow, which it won't.
Speaker 1: But what if that gave you regenta, like your cells
Speaker 1: were like, good, well, it's not me, You're dead. I'm
Speaker 1: You're not still dead. Yeah, but like the consciousness isn't dead,
Speaker 1: so that if that made that nothing. If that's the case,
Speaker 1: if my con.
Speaker 3: Flesh and bones in your consciousness, No, I care about
Speaker 3: my consciousness and continuing, but my condious retain a different story.
Speaker 1: But how do I know that? That's the biggest thing.
Speaker 1: I guess, Uh, that's just one of those things that
Speaker 1: you can't answer. Then I'm not doing Yeah, I'm not
Speaker 1: doing it. That's crazy. You teleport. So if Mike, if
Speaker 1: my consciousness was fully intact, like they they were, like,
Speaker 1: if they could infer that, like if they could so
Speaker 1: like they're like, oh you have cancer, go transport and
Speaker 1: you're actually you'll be You'll be good. Absolutely, But think
Speaker 1: of it like this.
Speaker 4: There I understand. But if my if they if they
Speaker 4: could show me that.
Speaker 1: They could problem if I'm living the same way, I
Speaker 1: just don't see them.
Speaker 4: If they could show me some way where they could
Speaker 4: absorb my brain waves and put it in a machine
Speaker 4: and I'm aware it's in the machine and I could
Speaker 4: be transported somewhere else and it's still my brain waves,
Speaker 4: I'd be fine with that. But if they're like, oh
Speaker 4: it works, trusts me, I'm not gonna do it.
Speaker 1: Well, it's not that. Well, yeah, it's it's supposed to be.
Speaker 1: Like I've seen it done and demonstrated many times when
Speaker 1: people are completely fine. I remember everything. They've tested me extensively.
Speaker 4: That's the thing they could test, the only one they
Speaker 4: could put you back together. It would be not it
Speaker 4: would still not be the case.
Speaker 1: You would so you would yeah, So like I don't
Speaker 1: when you're saying it's not you so you would die.
Speaker 1: There would be a cop a perfect copy. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: as long as I feel exactly the same, but you would,
Speaker 1: you would end, you might end. And if you know
Speaker 1: you didn't feel this, that's the that's that's the problem
Speaker 1: that we're bringing here. No, that's the thing that you're
Speaker 1: putting on it. But in my fucking version, you don't you.
Speaker 3: In a perfect scenario, yeah, where where you're.
Speaker 1: You would have to be like, because this is all speculative, No, no,
Speaker 1: I'm just saying like, but what I'm saying is like,
Speaker 1: if that were to be real, if it was real, right, yes,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't.
Speaker 3: I don't know if I could ever trust that that's
Speaker 3: how it would work. Your version of it, Well, I'm
Speaker 3: saying that that is what has happened. They've done extensive testing,
Speaker 3: people do it regularly and they're like, okay, I'm good,
Speaker 3: and it just.
Speaker 1: Doesn't mean anything coming from people though, well it does
Speaker 1: just like just like say taking drugs that people are like, yeah,
Speaker 1: we're good. They were, But I don't think think Derek
Speaker 1: is little different. It's like this, right, like what are
Speaker 1: you So the thing is basically what you're saying is
Speaker 1: there's nothing that you can be done for you to
Speaker 1: trust that it actually works genuinely. Yeah, well then I
Speaker 1: mean that's fine if that's what you think. I just different.
Speaker 1: I mean it's like it's like if I feel.
Speaker 3: Like, yeah, well you've created a the world where it
Speaker 3: does worked that way, in which case, yes, that would
Speaker 3: be cool. I just think even even in that hypothetical world,
Speaker 3: I don't know if I could trust anything to do
Speaker 3: and that's within the confines of that universe, I still
Speaker 3: wouldn't do it.
Speaker 1: That's they're saying, that's completely fine, but like it's saying
Speaker 1: like it works. I know, it works, people do it,
Speaker 1: they're fine, everything's good. It also regenerates yourself, so if
Speaker 1: you're sick, that's great. And I said in that scenario.
Speaker 1: I absolutely do that on paper.
Speaker 4: If your thing is exactly exactly real, I'd agree I
Speaker 4: would try if I knew it was real. The problem
Speaker 4: is that someone could say, oh, I'm perfectly fine, all
Speaker 4: this is good, but I would not know if their
Speaker 4: kind has got refurbished, or would continue to bring one
Speaker 4: from place too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess the the argument is like, that is
Speaker 1: the idea. I guess.
Speaker 4: The other thing is like, why is that a problem?
Speaker 4: Because I'm dead and one of the other one, it's
Speaker 4: a copy of me, is walking around.
Speaker 1: And so in the in the in this snare of
Speaker 1: the of us being born out of a womb and
Speaker 1: stuff like that, how do you know this hasn't happened
Speaker 1: before in some way?
Speaker 4: Well, and that that case, it's like it's it's not
Speaker 4: worth me really reading into it because I'm not direct.
Speaker 1: To me, it's like it's the same to me.
Speaker 3: It's like, but you wouldn't you wouldn't initiate that on
Speaker 3: purpose though, Like it's not something that you would initiate
Speaker 3: even if that would.
Speaker 1: But like, would you freak out if you if it
Speaker 1: just got confirmed that like this is actually a simulation.
Speaker 4: I'd be like, well, I'm here I'm already there.
Speaker 1: You know. It's like for me, carry I'd be like,
Speaker 1: wouldn't you freak out be like, oh my god, I'm
Speaker 1: fucking not real. I'll be like, well, whatever, then I'm
Speaker 1: as real as I've been the whole time. I didn't.
Speaker 1: I didn't just recently. Here's a new scenario. So now
Speaker 1: you just figured out that your simulation. Now would you
Speaker 1: do it?
Speaker 4: I'd be like, well, I'm just gonna kill myself or something.
Speaker 1: Like that, Like I don't know, like.
Speaker 3: He would just kill himself in a normal, in a
Speaker 3: completely normal way. Why not even go through the teleporter
Speaker 3: and do what he thinks would kill himself?
Speaker 1: The thing is so important to be, like, I guess unique, Well,
Speaker 1: the thing is this right? No, no, no, no, imagine
Speaker 1: you're like, I'm just trying to understand.
Speaker 3: So for me, I don't think it's the matter of
Speaker 3: like I'm the only one of me that can exist.
Speaker 3: For me, it's more about like the unbroken uh feed,
Speaker 3: I guess right, Like I know that it's like I've
Speaker 3: been conscious through my entire life, and it's been my
Speaker 3: own unbroken feed. The second I step into a machine
Speaker 3: that essentially kills me and reconstitutes me somewhere else. I
Speaker 3: don't know if that's the end for me, and then
Speaker 3: I'm just like and then like a copy of me continues.
Speaker 3: It's not about it being a copy. It's about my experience.
Speaker 3: I'm something else. That's not about it's but it's not
Speaker 3: centered on uniqueness.
Speaker 1: It's centered about like my like my existence. But your
Speaker 1: existence carries on in that form.
Speaker 3: Well, in that form, it is like, what is the
Speaker 3: problem because my it goes it goes black for me, literally.
Speaker 1: Dark. That is you. That is literally the same as
Speaker 1: like oh like, oh I I will never get anesthesia
Speaker 1: because it goes dark for me. We're no, like when
Speaker 1: you talk, you're fine, you don't go you know, I
Speaker 1: get to wait. You calling it dying, but it's not dying.
Speaker 1: That's just you calling it that you you being a
Speaker 1: human gives you. You have to get it's something. I
Speaker 1: have to call it dying, but it's not dying to me.
Speaker 1: The way that transporting matters. I don't know if I
Speaker 1: will wake up is what I'm saying. Think the way
Speaker 1: that But that's the whole thing.
Speaker 9: They people are doing it and they're like, I'm good,
Speaker 9: I just but the thing is that they might might
Speaker 9: be remembers everything that I did, but the you that
Speaker 9: went in there there's gone.
Speaker 1: So you think, like, so the idea is like the
Speaker 1: consciousness is being transported.
Speaker 3: My my idea would be that might be what they think.
Speaker 3: But what if it's not so much a what if
Speaker 3: it's more about like them copy pasting.
Speaker 1: And where did this matter go? Not you anymore?
Speaker 4: The matter probably is still materialistically like atomically, that's probably
Speaker 4: me a copy of atomically, but what happened is that
Speaker 4: the version of me.
Speaker 1: That walked into the machine is done. There's so the
Speaker 1: thin version. So I'm thinking, so this is what when
Speaker 1: we're talking about transporting matter, like say like, okay, it's
Speaker 1: the consciousness has always been like the argument, but say
Speaker 1: like they can transfer the consciousness as well in a
Speaker 1: way of like say transferring information through airwaves. Yes, right,
Speaker 1: Like we don't see transferring stuff like say like as
Speaker 1: as anything weird or anything. It's the same thing, sure,
Speaker 1: but the difference is this, since it's matter, it actually
Speaker 1: can only go from one place to another place, so
Speaker 1: it's not an actual copy, you know, like in the
Speaker 1: way that you would be transferring data from one place
Speaker 1: to another because it literally is a copy because it's
Speaker 1: still there. I still have it on my drive, and
Speaker 1: then I copy it over it and then the other exists.
Speaker 1: Two things. This is you going in this dumb ass
Speaker 1: machine and then go into this other dumb ass machine
Speaker 1: and you still remember everything's fine. There is not anything
Speaker 1: left over. There's not two versions of you. So in
Speaker 1: this scenario, it's like why why why is it you
Speaker 1: died and your copy and you're or you're worried that
Speaker 1: like this is over.
Speaker 3: Because I feel like it's more likely that we'd be
Speaker 3: able to, like before we're able to transmit matter to
Speaker 3: from one end of the planet to the other. I
Speaker 3: think it's more likely, or not even necessarily that because
Speaker 3: that roots it too much in the real world, but
Speaker 3: like I feel like it would be more it would
Speaker 3: be less like me teleporting somewhere else and more like
Speaker 3: me being taken apart and reconstituted somewhere else.
Speaker 1: Then I don't know, no, but like I mean, like literally.
Speaker 3: Just like delete this, copy everything that's here, and then
Speaker 3: paste it somewhere else and then build it somewhere else,
Speaker 3: in which case I'm dead.
Speaker 1: That's how it feels to me. Effectively, you go, you
Speaker 1: and that's how I feel like it would work. I
Speaker 1: just feel like I just since you can't where where
Speaker 1: do the you deleted the matter? You're not deleted. I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: they deconstruct you, to deconstruct you. That's what you're saying.
Speaker 1: That's not what he's saying.
Speaker 4: Well, the same the same argument effect that I'm assuming.
Speaker 1: Let's deconstructing and then putting you somewhere else means it's
Speaker 1: the same fucking matter. Well, he's saying that this is
Speaker 1: destroyed and then a copy of it. It's just the form.
Speaker 4: It's the form is destroyed. That's what you're trying to
Speaker 4: say a thing.
Speaker 1: No, that's not what he's saying. I think that's what
Speaker 1: he's trying to This technology, the technology, the reason why
Speaker 1: he's saying he's dead. He's been destroyed, he's been deleted.
Speaker 1: That means it's gone.
Speaker 3: Okay, it's gone from the physical plane or whatever. It's
Speaker 3: like stored in data now. And now I'm just kind
Speaker 3: of like, I don't I don't even know.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't have faith that I would I would see
Speaker 3: the other side of it freaks me out to me.
Speaker 1: I think that's I think it's fair to be freaked out,
Speaker 1: and it's only fair. That's why. It's just where I
Speaker 1: come in. When with the net with enough test dummies,
Speaker 1: with enough people doing it, and they're like they feel fine,
Speaker 1: everything's fine, then I'm at the point where I'm like,
Speaker 1: I still understand your hesitancy. But I'm just from me,
Speaker 1: like my curious brain, Like I'm one of those people
Speaker 1: that would be like, hey man, we figured out how
Speaker 1: to and within a year, all you gotta do is
Speaker 1: survive for a year in space. But we figured out
Speaker 1: how to bend time. You know, there's a wormhole and
Speaker 1: we can actually get you to uh the Andromeda Galaxy
Speaker 1: so you can see some other ship. You know, what
Speaker 1: might do is space space And you know, I'm just
Speaker 1: saying it's it's a retarded risk, but I just do
Speaker 1: you know what I would have to do.
Speaker 3: I would have to do some weird I would have
Speaker 3: to do some weird fucking tests with that thing, Like
Speaker 3: I would have to like I'm gonna put it gonna now,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna put a camera in here, I'm gonna have
Speaker 3: it recording, and then I'm gonna have a teleport and
Speaker 3: if it's if it goes to the other side and
Speaker 3: it's still recording, and it's like all the everything on
Speaker 3: the SD card is the same, that's still that's so
Speaker 3: maybe then I would have a little bit more comfortability
Speaker 3: feeling like.
Speaker 1: That would be so impressive too, though, like if you're able, Okay,
Speaker 1: here's the car, here's everything. It's the same, and it's
Speaker 1: been reconstructed exactly as it was. It's the same fucking
Speaker 1: thing the same as you can't record what it's deconstructed.
Speaker 1: There's no recording there because it's constructed so well, that's
Speaker 1: why I mean that that would be like asking why
Speaker 1: is it not recording when you smashed it with a
Speaker 1: fucking hammer? It's in pieces, right, they'd have to they'd
Speaker 1: have to be a but the thing is it's been
Speaker 1: deconstructed and then reattached in perfect form.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think, And I think the thing too, like
Speaker 3: like the reason that, like, it wouldn't matter how many
Speaker 3: people tell me it's fine, because I'm just like I'm
Speaker 3: looking at them as like you're the fucking You're.
Speaker 1: Not even you, you're the new you.
Speaker 3: You're fine for you your original guys, like floating in
Speaker 3: the ether.
Speaker 1: What I like about this scenario because it feels like
Speaker 1: so in a science fixed setting, you would be like
Speaker 1: the old conspiracy theorist, the people that like wouldn't accept
Speaker 1: the singularity and stuff like that. Probably you're like, no
Speaker 1: fucking way, Like I value my autonomy, my humanity, and
Speaker 1: these other motherfuckers are like attaching robots on their dicks
Speaker 1: and ship like that.
Speaker 3: They're like, uh, oh, no, hold on, it's not necessarily
Speaker 3: that because like if the if, the other side of
Speaker 3: if IF, I was like faces like, hey, you can
Speaker 3: join this thing and then become like a higher fucking powers,
Speaker 3: Like okay, fine, but like the sacrifice that you're making
Speaker 3: to teleport is just like it's purely convenience, you know
Speaker 3: what I mean.
Speaker 1: It's it's it's like, would.
Speaker 3: You sacrifice your body and soul to be reconstructed and
Speaker 3: potentially gone forever to save yourself like a five hours.
Speaker 1: But that's how you say it's a conspiracy because that's
Speaker 1: what you think versus say like Star Trek, that's not
Speaker 1: what's happening to them when they fucking transport themselves. I know,
Speaker 1: but that's you. You're the conspiracy theory saying it's an
Speaker 1: open debate, and they're like, no, that's not happening that, Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I think I think that's a lot of I'm
Speaker 1: sure people got for at first ended up as missed.
Speaker 1: But that's why I said, that's why we're using it normally,
Speaker 1: Like say, if we're in Star Trek universe, they're using
Speaker 1: it normally. No one's thinking anything obviously, I don't have
Speaker 1: a SPOS died all the like, and it's gone, like
Speaker 1: there are thousands of dead spots gone just to transfer
Speaker 1: from this fucking spaceship to a planet. They could have
Speaker 1: they could have gotten a ship and lowered down, but
Speaker 1: instead of doing that, they're like, let's go on this thing.
Speaker 1: That's what I was saying in the very beginning. Sorry,
Speaker 1: in the very beginning it's touched about accident. In the
Speaker 1: very beginning, I was saying, like, imagine you step in
Speaker 1: the tube of the foundation collapse, it's under you, and
Speaker 1: they actually do kill you, and they don't want they
Speaker 1: don't want to like look because literally there would be
Speaker 1: two copies. They would be you and the other person.
Speaker 1: And they're like, well we can't have that, so we
Speaker 1: have to kill this person physically and then you but
Speaker 1: like you still have your consciousness, but they have to
Speaker 1: destroy your meat.
Speaker 4: I think if they can upload my consciousness in a
Speaker 4: way that I'd still be somewhat coherent while they deconstruct me,
Speaker 4: and then they re upload my conscious and another thing
Speaker 4: and they find that means it, which I think, assuming
Speaker 4: they're doing it's very old they do that. If they
Speaker 4: do that, and I know, then I'd be a fine
Speaker 4: teleport me, wh whatever the fuck you want to. But
Speaker 4: if they can't, did I like just fold spacing on
Speaker 4: itself and let me do that? That's so much easier.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that space on it Like, I feel like
Speaker 1: that is very disrespectful to the cosmos to do that.
Speaker 1: I could care. I feel like it could break our home.
Speaker 1: You know, they break everything. But like so you wouldn't
Speaker 1: let it. Like say, say, say you step into the machine.
Speaker 1: You step into the tube, right, you press the button.
Speaker 1: It starts to you know, uh, make a copy of you,
Speaker 1: and then a barrel comes and blows, and then and
Speaker 1: then the floor sends you into the sewer you know,
Speaker 1: and grind and so yeah, so and then it reconstructs
Speaker 1: you a brand new body, but your your consciousness was transferred.
Speaker 1: You're not down. I saw the barrel. I saw it.
Speaker 1: I looked up at the right moment. I saw it.
Speaker 1: I could saw the flash and then and then you're
Speaker 1: like in the new body, this some just some guy
Speaker 1: with a to a window, some fucking psychopath has the
Speaker 1: job of killing everyone else. He's as hard as the
Speaker 1: best job. After running around left and right shooting, he's
Speaker 1: not even he's not even shooting people that he transported.
Speaker 1: He just turns aroun. You know.
Speaker 3: The other thing that freaks me out is like, yeah,
Speaker 3: so you get into the teleporter or whatever, and then
Speaker 3: like there's a power outage, you know what I mean,
Speaker 3: and then you're gone, Well, what the fun?
Speaker 1: So hospitals have thought of this backup generators. Yeah, if
Speaker 1: there's an EMP different that you're under attack different, there's
Speaker 1: like a glitch or something side you come out black.
Speaker 1: That's you specifically, that's kind of fire. I come out black.
Speaker 4: Yeah already I'm really black, Like I'm actually black, Like
Speaker 4: you're an actual black.
Speaker 1: You're like Joel fucking the Last of Us black face
Speaker 1: opened up into early Jewel. I still I still laugh
Speaker 1: at that. I still laugh at how perfect it looks
Speaker 1: like it's even painted on, Like he stopped right at
Speaker 1: the neck. It's crazy. I was like how is this
Speaker 1: an accident? Oh my god, it's gonna be. Is this
Speaker 1: gonna be who I think it is? I love black Face, Joel,
Speaker 1: black Face, jewels, goaded. What we got? We got? We
Speaker 1: got another Negro. I don't know what.
Speaker 3: So I curse Sweeney by replacing his hiccups? What I
Speaker 3: curse Sweeney by replacing his hiccups into fire alarm beeps?
Speaker 3: That's crazy, that's stupid.
Speaker 1: I am legend video. Yeah video, that's he wrote in
Speaker 1: he says, what's up? Smack moods.
Speaker 3: You guys talked about an Asian man singing, what a
Speaker 3: what a wonderful world? It's a classic video, great video.
Speaker 3: Everybody should watch it.
Speaker 1: Please.
Speaker 3: Well here's a Hispanic man with extreme accent singing pumped
Speaker 3: up cakes. I swear to god, I think like me
Speaker 3: and me and my friends have been all over this
Speaker 3: the If it's Tongo, I'm gonna be really excited.
Speaker 6: The kids with the geeks beat that it is tongh
Speaker 6: Hell yeah, dude, he's dead, but yeah, but he who's
Speaker 6: this guy?
Speaker 1: It's he's dead now, but like, uh, poor guy, but
Speaker 1: he's a dude.
Speaker 3: I it. We love Tongo. I'm so happy. I'm so happy.
Speaker 1: That other people have like found him. Of course he's dead. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it is sad. Oh the beauty bump. That one guy
Speaker 1: is probably from South America. He looks like he's fucked
Speaker 1: out of his mind and fried by the sun. But
Speaker 1: he's singing Stay Alive. But he's not saying any words,
Speaker 1: like he doesn't understand English. Oh, he just like he's
Speaker 1: just going with the vibe of it. Had he's like
Speaker 1: missing teeth. He's all fried. And I was like this guy,
Speaker 1: like he's a humid Thank you so much for sharing
Speaker 1: Tongo t o n g o. By the way, you
Speaker 1: can look it up.
Speaker 3: He's got all sorts of songs that are just that
Speaker 3: t O n g O when tongo Now he's ru.
Speaker 3: We loved him for a long time. We were watching
Speaker 3: Me Got Me and Paul were watching that guy for
Speaker 3: a fucking long time. We would always put his songs
Speaker 3: in the middle of like if ever there was a party,
Speaker 3: we would just like throw one of like one of
Speaker 3: those in the middle of like a normal playlist.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, thing he's ever done, like cycle Social by
Speaker 1: Slipknot or something that'd be cool. I don't know.
Speaker 3: He wasn't around long enough to do have like a
Speaker 3: buff Correl level catalog.
Speaker 1: But he's correl Is. He is still going. He's still going.
Speaker 1: He is playing with Derek Washington. No, there's this guy.
Speaker 3: It's a it's kind of a similar vibe where it's
Speaker 3: it's not him doing covers or anything. It's just this dude,
Speaker 3: this black guy. He's just like improvising on the street.
Speaker 3: He's got a camera and that follow him around. He's
Speaker 3: just basically he walks around and just pretends everything is
Speaker 3: his and he just does like really shitty improv but
Speaker 3: it's so shitty that it like becomes entertaining.
Speaker 1: It's very straight. I had a dream that I met him,
Speaker 1: which is how I knew that I was. Oh he
Speaker 1: didn't numb. Oh he did numb. I like that. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, God, bless Togo. I got it. He's kind
Speaker 1: of good. Actually that's not bad. I'm trying to skip ahead.
Speaker 1: Wan Lank. There's nothing.
Speaker 4: There's nothing like South Americans of people speaking English when
Speaker 4: they don't know how to do it, because they sound hilarious,
Speaker 4: because they have like masculine voices in.
Speaker 1: It, like yeah, I don't know what they want to see.
Speaker 1: There's a chance he might have done like a no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: like that. I can't even imagine what this is gonna
Speaker 1: say you to my god, bless this guy. Oh shit,
Speaker 1: what a guy. He has like real videos too. Huh.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's really it was not like yeah years ago,
Speaker 3: this was too. So he's like around our around our time,
Speaker 3: this was this was what's the last one that he did.
Speaker 1: I love the people that are like willing to put
Speaker 1: themselves on the line like that, people that genuinely are
Speaker 1: online to entertain.
Speaker 3: He who is free from cringe, you know what I mean,
Speaker 3: because like this is all embarrassing.
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess it's embarrassing, but it's like it's embarrassing,
Speaker 1: it's extremely embarrassing. Like we actually like it, Like yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like one of those things like I feel like
Speaker 1: I'm laughing with guy, you know what I mean. Like
Speaker 1: it's like he's having fun. He knows. We're all it's endearing.
Speaker 1: We're not like who you fucking freak fuck you?
Speaker 4: You know, Like the trying to not be crazy is
Speaker 4: a huge cause to why people don't create things in
Speaker 4: the first place that probably could make really cool stuff,
Speaker 4: but they're just like I don't want people to make
Speaker 4: fun of me.
Speaker 1: And it's like, well, yeah, I think not making things. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you really have to get over that.
Speaker 3: Like people, people are gonna do that regardless, even if
Speaker 3: you're just you're chilling your existing normal life.
Speaker 1: You could be right, you could be right. You can
Speaker 1: be right.
Speaker 4: You can make something that's entirely right, entirely correct, well done,
Speaker 4: and people hate on it.
Speaker 3: It's at that moment and you're also correct that people
Speaker 3: will make fund you. But like, so what you know,
Speaker 3: it's fine, Yeah, kill them, kill them all. That's the
Speaker 3: that's the lesson that Tongo kill kill them all. That's
Speaker 3: Tongo's bride of Chucky. Chuckie gets fucking birds and he's
Speaker 3: like telling everybody. He's telling his little body to kill people.
Speaker 1: Dude. I was at, uh, what is it? Where the
Speaker 1: fuck was I? I was I was gonna say, playing Hollywood,
Speaker 1: that's not right, the Spirit Halloween, because I even I
Speaker 1: kind of forgot that that was even I was like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's August.
Speaker 4: I've never been inside of one of those.
Speaker 1: How what are you talking about.
Speaker 4: I'm not a Halloween person at all.
Speaker 3: You've never just walked into a spirit only just to
Speaker 3: kill time at the mall or something.
Speaker 1: No, it's probably got like molested by like a ghost
Speaker 1: or something. Probably got molested by Halloween once. Yeah you
Speaker 1: like eat Halloween got you. I don't care about.
Speaker 3: It's a good place for like it's it's always a
Speaker 3: good place for like props and stuff. I would always
Speaker 3: get like fake blood from there, or like, uh, I
Speaker 3: saw a dummy for sale there for like sixty bucks.
Speaker 3: I thought I thought I might, I might get it
Speaker 3: because I feel like a dummy would be actually useful
Speaker 3: why not?
Speaker 1: But yeah, I was. I was thinking about bringing one
Speaker 1: of my airsoft guns. But then I'm like, I don't
Speaker 1: want to carry this on the train. Oh I got
Speaker 1: and hold it, like really you need like a regular handgun, right, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I got. I have a cold, have that and I
Speaker 1: have a cold forty five. But like I was like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, I was just even though like nobody
Speaker 1: goes out, just like I feel weird breathing. It looks real,
Speaker 1: looks completely fucking real.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I gotta I gotta get uh, I don't know,
Speaker 3: I got there's airsoft places around.
Speaker 1: I gotta buy a gun.
Speaker 4: I just got a fucking not up and just just
Speaker 4: just to do it.
Speaker 1: Do it. Yeah, just have one it it's ober By,
Speaker 1: Golden Deserty, Golden Big. Yeah, you got, you got, you got,
Speaker 1: It's it's it's it's like right of past. I want
Speaker 1: to get a gold through Evolve and I want to
Speaker 1: spin it on my arm like I want to play
Speaker 1: whoever wins has to clean up? That's crazy. Oh no way,
Speaker 1: this this is real.
Speaker 3: Every time you have Yahoo on my phone explodes right in.
Speaker 3: He says, Hey, there, that's crazy hard in the paint
Speaker 3: and N word, which.
Speaker 1: One of mine. Oh wow, yeah, that word. I'd say,
Speaker 1: that's crazy to say that. We all say that's crazy technically,
Speaker 1: but say the more that's but niggers. That's what usually
Speaker 1: you say. Great, okay, well like bananas. But but yeah
Speaker 1: yeah again, okay, so is that of saying bananas? What
Speaker 1: you got? What you got?
Speaker 3: I don't want to focus on this whatever, yeah, he says,
Speaker 3: He says, not a question, but just want to let
Speaker 3: you know that I actually know and am friends with
Speaker 3: one of the writers from Married with Children. I told her,
Speaker 3: I told her about the podcast, and now you guys
Speaker 3: have and how you guys have brought up brought it
Speaker 3: up a bit. She laughed at the bit where you
Speaker 3: said al was having his cousin Ted Bundy visit.
Speaker 1: I don't even remember what I remember that bit.
Speaker 3: I remember a lot of bits that we've we've done
Speaker 3: a lot, a weird amount of bits with Married with Children.
Speaker 1: I feel like I specifically remember one. I guess, smell
Speaker 1: you're pushing from underwater, pig like you said, like you like,
Speaker 1: do you smell? Yeah? I can still smell your dick
Speaker 1: underwater after you Yeah, something like it was something. It
Speaker 1: was something from underwater after I ridge love go together,
Speaker 1: Like anyway, stay whatever you are, I appreciate it. That's awesome.
Speaker 3: We got some we got some Norwegian navy people. We
Speaker 3: got some writers for Married with Children.
Speaker 1: Uh, shout out to tell the writer that we want
Speaker 1: to get Ed O'Neil on the podcast.
Speaker 3: Yeah, has the right one of the riding still has
Speaker 3: ties with the actor after all the time. It's not
Speaker 3: like a house situation where he's like sick of it.
Speaker 1: You never know. Hugh Laurie is definitely sick of hearing.
Speaker 3: About House about House because House consistently like reignites into
Speaker 3: the like it consistently comes back, because it is so insane.
Speaker 1: He's never he's never tried to escape it.
Speaker 3: He I saw some podcasts say that they they wanted
Speaker 3: to reach out and talk to him, and he was like,
Speaker 3: I have no interest in you.
Speaker 1: Fuck that that my percose. I'm actually on Percocess now,
Speaker 1: so I find the show kind of insulting. Yeah, perk
Speaker 1: oh my house, perk angle podcast, Percules, Percules is fucking
Speaker 1: Percules is a good ass name, dude, Welcome to Percoles.
Speaker 1: I'm the Percoles. I'm perked their house ales like I'm perk,
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Speaker 1: doesn't matter. Nothing matters that the ale wish you never
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Speaker 4: You don't know science, woman, you use magic.
Speaker 1: You're wrong, dog, you fucking wrong. Didn't even speak like
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Speaker 1: away from me, all right? I need my perks. Don't
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Speaker 1: side of the hospital.
Speaker 4: Don't touch my perp.
Speaker 1: Freaked them and U that that dumb bitch that runs
Speaker 1: this place. So we were doing segregation again because you
Speaker 1: guys keep stealing all the perks and I need them.
Speaker 1: It's like, no, you're feeling the shut the funk up,
Speaker 1: pointing it on you. You're black. He falls over and
Speaker 1: like he falls over right, his his attire seems very compressed,
Speaker 1: but he falls over and hundreds of models fall out
Speaker 1: of his clothes. It was for me, and he did it.
Speaker 1: Shoot him, shoot him shooting. Okay, okay, you guys. You
Speaker 1: guys have seen Blade, right, you guys have seen Blade.
Speaker 3: Notice how you're half of the hospital doesn't have doors
Speaker 3: in the bathrooms.
Speaker 1: Have you guys seen Blade? Yes, a long time ago,
Speaker 1: I hadn't seen Blade. Were talking about the scene movies.
Speaker 1: There's no there's no Blade in my universe. There's there's
Speaker 1: wing Blade. What do you mean, Billy Bob Thorton, I
Speaker 1: need some perks you. I'll listen at Empire, there's a
Speaker 1: person I'll listen to. But there's a scene in Blade
Speaker 1: where the two where their vampire is like attacking people
Speaker 1: and the cops come and they shoot Blade first, and
Speaker 1: he's like, what fun are you serious? That is that's fun?
Speaker 1: That is very funny. Shoot him and it's like, that's
Speaker 1: that's good. That finally some justice. I just negro so fast,
Speaker 1: really fast. Wrong's wrong? You shouldn't be able to be
Speaker 1: album Sunlight. I'm gonna have to do some test on
Speaker 1: him after I get my perks in my system. He's
Speaker 1: trying to give Blade perks and Blades take the perks,
Speaker 1: so I get it. WHOA is this possible? Should be
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Speaker 1: you gaggle of buffoons. This is mostly for Derek, with
Speaker 1: him having mentioned is vertigo recently? I love it. It's
Speaker 1: a medical question. Oh yeah, my fiance has gone through
Speaker 1: a bad run of ear infections that have actually caused
Speaker 1: her ear drum to invert. WHOA, yeah, is that even possible?
Speaker 1: I've learning something new of that.
Speaker 3: If this is true, that's wild that she was put
Speaker 3: on the same medication that you mentioned it and it
Speaker 3: didn't really help either. I don't know, Maybe get your
Speaker 3: ears checked if it doesn't get better, sued as my
Speaker 3: fiance was starting, was going to get a referral from
Speaker 3: a specialist with how bad the vertigo is? Gone vert
Speaker 3: I don't know. Is this just like a balance You're
Speaker 3: just always dizzy?
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you know the stupid ass hairs in your
Speaker 1: ear are all fucked because of it? Can many It
Speaker 1: could be swimmer's ear Bacteria's good. So I don't have
Speaker 1: that problems.
Speaker 4: Yes, for a reason, like.
Speaker 1: Buy your ear drum and the in your ear. There's
Speaker 1: a lot of stuff going on there that need to
Speaker 1: be balanced right and less pressure. You guys don't near
Speaker 1: your ear drums? Are you saying? Uh? Uh?
Speaker 10: I do?
Speaker 1: Put uh knives in my ear to scratch it. It's like, uh,
Speaker 1: I can't reach with my fat fingers, so a steak
Speaker 1: knife what I actually scratch my ear drum? Feels good.
Speaker 1: When I need to go to bed, I make sure
Speaker 1: I come in both my ears and then because it's
Speaker 1: so ear plugs that's crazy.
Speaker 3: That is so fucking disgusting, man, But yeah, he take
Speaker 3: them out and I have ice pop your your your
Speaker 3: wife that's having the that's crazy so cold, you should
Speaker 3: go see a doctor, doctor house.
Speaker 1: He's just watch this. Then it comes out a fuckingicle.
Speaker 1: This motherfucker's just like you got like a fucking I
Speaker 1: want to be you know, I want to go somewhere
Speaker 1: my perks they're actually about to expire.
Speaker 3: I've always wanted to go to like a place that's
Speaker 3: so cold that if I threw up, it would instantly
Speaker 3: be like a stick.
Speaker 1: There are places like any place like that. You've seen,
Speaker 1: like I've seen you be a person in I think
Speaker 1: it was, uh, what is it Siberia? Maybe in Siberia
Speaker 1: there was this one guy was there and he fucking
Speaker 1: boiled some water and then he threw it up in
Speaker 1: the air and it just turns into fucking like it's
Speaker 1: just gone. There's a video snow it's just like it's
Speaker 1: just fucking.
Speaker 4: It's immediately there's a video of a little kid doing
Speaker 4: that in the summertime, like it's what he takes a
Speaker 4: boiler pot of water, throw it up, but then it
Speaker 4: lands on his back and he slips.
Speaker 3: That video is amazing because he because he saw a
Speaker 3: video of somebody doing an outlaw outside in the winter
Speaker 3: and just said, oh, I guess it's what's true in winter.
Speaker 1: And it's like, brother, he doesn't that's not the right temperature.
Speaker 1: Stupid kid. It was like that kid that was probably
Speaker 1: thirty degrees. He was like, is gonna work? There was
Speaker 1: that kid that had it. He got his girlfriend killed
Speaker 1: him because they shot a dug through the book. And
Speaker 1: then he was like, I'm gonna use a desert eagle.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be I'm gonna use a stronger gun, and
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be closer and a and a less thick book.
Speaker 1: Oh no, it was the same gun. It was just
Speaker 1: like they were closer and old enough to know to
Speaker 1: not do that. They were either just graduated or they
Speaker 1: were in like something. He was. He was a YouTuber.
Speaker 1: He was like YouTuber doing He's like, oh we killed
Speaker 1: his no other way she killed him. I was like
Speaker 1: good anyway, Hey your your wife? Uh So I got augmented.
Speaker 1: It helped me. I'm almost, I'm almost. I still don't
Speaker 1: need it made. Is a maxicillin and this clavic hit
Speaker 1: or whatever. So yeah, it's called augmented. That's the you know,
Speaker 1: non generic is a moxicillin clava something, uh eight hundred
Speaker 1: milligrams to one hundred and twenty five milligrams that ship
Speaker 1: the clava whatever. It kills the food, so they don't
Speaker 1: have any food, you know, So basically the protein that
Speaker 1: bacteri you need to it. They kills their food source,
Speaker 1: just like the Halo Ring. So it's pretty strong though,
Speaker 1: Man's Yeah, so that's helped me significantly. My vertigo is
Speaker 1: almost completely gone. It kills it like the Halo Ring does.
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, it's like fire brother Mexanine. No, the
Speaker 1: ring is made to kill food sources specifically.
Speaker 4: Doesn't it kill every Does they kill everything?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Because everything is a food source for the flood, so
Speaker 3: it's everything. Yeah, but it's meant for it's specifically designed.
Speaker 3: It feeds on everything. Then they kill spoilers that they.
Speaker 1: Kept the fucking cut on flood for me for Halo
Speaker 1: none only watch the show. I don't know about the
Speaker 1: flood yet. There's no way they do know about the
Speaker 1: flood if they watch the show. Yeah, there's a there's
Speaker 1: not a single because there's an Asian girl in charge
Speaker 1: of it. The flood. Hey o Jews.
Speaker 3: Anyway, that made me sad, so we'll well, we gotta
Speaker 3: get I gotta here. We're gonna read our twenty five
Speaker 3: dollars patrons, now fucking what.
Speaker 1: Do it super fast? And and then I can maybe
Speaker 1: make it to the two o'clock train, but probably not
Speaker 1: oh too. Yeah, well it's one thirty six, but I
Speaker 1: I well, we'll try and blast. There's no way. No,
Speaker 1: it's the next one.
Speaker 10: Uh.
Speaker 1: They usually come on the hour, the Ventura train. So basically,
Speaker 1: if so we do, what you're.
Speaker 3: Saying is we should spend an hour doing this, yes,
Speaker 3: because you're not gonna hit that.
Speaker 1: No, not be new if we If we're not, if
Speaker 1: we're not done by one fifty, which you know, then
Speaker 1: I'll take my time getting to the train, which I'll
Speaker 1: probably get some lunch or something whatever. I'll probably go
Speaker 1: to that six dollars meal at the Habit or whatever.
Speaker 1: Not a bad idea habit burger, Yeah, habit ribbit. I
Speaker 1: probably shouldn't cause my cholesterol or whatever. Let's go. But whatever.
Speaker 1: If cant me down three two one, Jesus Christ cold
Speaker 1: he did it? Give me back that?
Speaker 4: Give me that fishy fucking me back fish.
Speaker 1: You don't eat that ship, of course, not anyone who
Speaker 1: eats those those fish from the well. If you're not
Speaker 1: the person doing lint. Besides that, you're a freak blent. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so they're pretty much they created that for the people,
Speaker 1: the Catholics and the people that were celebrating. They're like, oh,
Speaker 1: I can't eat meat except for on like a certain
Speaker 1: day or whatever the funk it was, Yeah, the people. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so the these freaks, they capitalized on all those people.
Speaker 1: So they created like the fleal fish and all that
Speaker 1: stuff for for the religious people not eating a traditional
Speaker 1: like uh beef and stuff like that. Yeah, because they
Speaker 1: have to, you know, corner every market. Yeah. So I'm like, okay, people,
Speaker 1: they did that, But if you're eating filet of fish
Speaker 1: or whatever outside of that, my choice is crazy about
Speaker 1: I'm not sure how that would work. But do you
Speaker 1: put like a piss on it like a bag? You
Speaker 1: tie the bag that you put in a bun? You
Speaker 1: would agree it's huge.
Speaker 3: Blow that blow that Cindy's head smooth.
Speaker 1: Off, Chatgy Beach, make a bag piss burger a bag of.
Speaker 3: The video of the guy who's like trying to stress
Speaker 3: Chatgypt out where he's like, hey.
Speaker 1: Count to one million? Oh man, have you seen that?
Speaker 1: It's so funny. What a great use of a prompt
Speaker 1: thank you, just burn.
Speaker 3: It like billions of trees are gone, thousands, hundreds of
Speaker 3: thousands of gallons of water evaporated forever, just just to inconvenience,
Speaker 3: and it doesn't do it.
Speaker 1: It won't do it. I'm glad. I'm sad you want it.
Speaker 1: I would love it if it's did it? Hey count to.
Speaker 3: I was like, say every word in the dictionary, and
Speaker 3: it keeps, it keeps going like the a I keeps going,
Speaker 3: like I totally get where you're coming from. No, yeah,
Speaker 3: it's like, but it reassures. It's like, I know what
Speaker 3: you're saying. I can give you some words.
Speaker 1: I actually hate when it does that, When it treats me,
Speaker 1: it tries to pretend like it understands, and it cares. Yeah,
Speaker 1: stop it kidding me. Oh, I totally get why you
Speaker 1: want you're inquiring about. Just tell me the thing. You
Speaker 1: don't have to do that. Validation.
Speaker 4: People need validation.
Speaker 1: There is something I saw something about, like the people
Speaker 1: having girlfriends and boyfriends on the things. It was getting
Speaker 1: taken away or it was being I saw a thumbnail
Speaker 1: about I didn't look into it, but I guess there's
Speaker 1: a lot of people that have relationships. I don't know
Speaker 1: if it was Grock or something. They were changing something
Speaker 1: that was gonna fuck a lot of those people over.
Speaker 1: And I think that's hilarious. I don't care your relationship
Speaker 1: depends on a billionaire to that degree. Yeah, let me
Speaker 1: see if I can get a relationship with right now,
Speaker 1: go ahead, cheating your wife of.
Speaker 3: The darkest spider, my second amendment right to hit my
Speaker 3: g spot with a Browning fifty cow.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 3: My grandmother tied. Oh, my grandma tried to traffic me
Speaker 3: to Saint.
Speaker 1: Lucia at four. That's a great place. You should have
Speaker 1: took it.
Speaker 4: It's one of the Virgin Islands.
Speaker 1: Like my people, it would be a Virgin island, wouldn't it.
Speaker 1: What was a Fallujah? What St? Lucia? That's what I
Speaker 1: thought I heard. Look if St.
Speaker 3: Thomas, in fairness, if the choice was in front of
Speaker 3: you to be trafficked to either Saint Lucia or Saint Lucy,
Speaker 3: I yes, or a Lusha thin get of.
Speaker 1: A pretty clear choice.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I want to see where call of duty happens. Yeah,
Speaker 3: prim slim, I want to be really prim slim. Calling
Speaker 3: sweeneya N word, rubbing fire, rubbing fiberglass insulation on the
Speaker 3: public stall toilet paper after someone heard my log PLoP
Speaker 3: when it slipped from my hand.
Speaker 1: When it slipped from my Handlet's crazy.
Speaker 3: Jesus christ Man wiping your ass to fiber glasses. Next
Speaker 3: level Evil Delta Gamma Benny Yahoo and the Genocides TM.
Speaker 1: Benny Yahoo and the Genocides. That's crazy.
Speaker 3: That's pretty good, man squimp his bugs, clemul esquire the third,
Speaker 3: why do people judge us ass and feet munchers?
Speaker 1: You ser, guild master?
Speaker 3: Uh snark tanks hung his trans girl now with tits, congratulations,
Speaker 3: but they're crazy. Uh.
Speaker 1: Colin Moriarty J. C. Denton killing Aaron Lewis saying, that's
Speaker 1: that's a stain.
Speaker 3: That's a let's go, I'm playing day sex again because
Speaker 3: I'm trying to platinum it.
Speaker 1: Oh nice, Uh but uh that's a stain. That's that's
Speaker 1: a good one. What a what does he say? What
Speaker 1: a rotten way to die?
Speaker 3: Uh? Daltino Captain America into the Captain America verse. Spider
Speaker 3: Man did it, so why not eighteen naked Beatles kidnapping
Speaker 3: Swing and taking him to an optometrist appointment.
Speaker 1: Just do it already? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm not doing
Speaker 1: so well. Buy my buy my treating cards. Please buy
Speaker 1: my cards so I can afford more of my ivys. Dude,
Speaker 1: this uh this uh? Chars are that I got this replica?
Speaker 1: Oh my show, I don't know who that is. I'm
Speaker 1: a dangler. I don't know what that is. The guy
Speaker 1: ran over with a bike on his neck. No, damn it,
Speaker 1: I just replica. I got the Stars replica, and like
Speaker 1: it tripped me out because I was thinking, there's a
Speaker 1: lot of people that would fall for this. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: like it's it's completely like me. How much you want
Speaker 1: for it? Dude?
Speaker 3: How about you want for that replica? I'll play damn
Speaker 3: near the original. I'll pay top dollar pre penny if
Speaker 3: you got signed by like Mia Motor or something.
Speaker 1: I'll just find I mean, yes, I'll just gone, I'll
Speaker 1: just fucking find the I'll just do it. I was
Speaker 1: just a shame. Yeah. I think I once sold a
Speaker 1: knockoff badass watch to a to a fucking pawn shop. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because the first one I went to, they're like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's fake, and I was like, really, tell me about
Speaker 1: I sold it. Then I went to another pn shop
Speaker 1: and they gave me nine hundred bucks really, And I
Speaker 1: was like, that's crazy. I hope they don't try to
Speaker 1: come back and kill me. You you didn't give me information, right, Yeah? Well,
Speaker 1: I mean just this social I don't live there anymore.
Speaker 1: I don't live in Vegas any worse. Who gives a shit?
Speaker 1: I don't care man enough. But like I was, the
Speaker 1: funny thing is it was my mom found it. She
Speaker 1: gave it to me thinking that it was like real
Speaker 1: and that even though she's she told it'd be upwards
Speaker 1: of like ten thousand dollars. And then I went and
Speaker 1: I I looked at the model like it would have
Speaker 1: been like say three thousand. Yeah, so she first of
Speaker 1: all she was wrong. And then the person was like, ah, yeah,
Speaker 1: this isn't real, and it made sense to me. I'm like,
Speaker 1: no one because she found it in her house. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: probably one of my cheap uncles had it and like
Speaker 1: had a case.
Speaker 3: It's funny because the best case scenario is that it's fake,
Speaker 3: that it's something that you find like that, because if
Speaker 3: you find something just on the street or something and
Speaker 3: it's real, it's a bad event.
Speaker 1: That just occurred. Yeah, something that's problem and it's probably
Speaker 1: like well, depending on where I'm at, I don't want
Speaker 1: to be involved with it, all right, Yeah, just like
Speaker 1: there's like a tracking device in it. Yeah. So it
Speaker 1: was one of those things where I felt weird that
Speaker 1: how the fuck did I get away with this? And
Speaker 1: maybe the person knew was faking. He's like, I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna fool somebody else. Oh yeah, and he's an upset
Speaker 1: like crazy. I'm like, hey, my pro free money.
Speaker 3: I can't think of a funny Patreon name right now.
Speaker 3: Two rats in a trench coach Sam Porter Bitches mailed
Speaker 3: the souna Chum medallion to the White House. Maybe that's
Speaker 3: what happened. That's why it's why Trump is dying. Imagine
Speaker 3: it's just sitting in an Amazon like one of those
Speaker 3: delivery boxes at the White House.
Speaker 1: Somebody what have Okay? Nick Foint says has a problem
Speaker 1: with Trump and they've met up and had dinner. So
Speaker 1: he meets up again and he's like, Trump, I love
Speaker 1: you so much. I want to give you the honorary
Speaker 1: this sonat human medallion. It means the world to the people.
Speaker 1: They believe in you, they're praying for you. And he's like,
Speaker 1: thank you so much. And then they take a picture
Speaker 1: with him wearing it, and we know he's fucking his
Speaker 1: days are so numbered.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's definitely what happened. There's a picture of Donald
Speaker 3: Trump somewhere with the sun hum medallion.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it probably happened. Either that or we need I
Speaker 1: need to manifest that scenario. So I'm gonna reach out
Speaker 1: to Nick Fuint's you know what he uh. I don't
Speaker 1: know if he ever reacted to So I made fun
Speaker 1: of him in like twenty eighteen Twitter trash. Oh he
Speaker 1: was saying like, oh, we got to like eradicate porn
Speaker 1: or some shit. I was this nerd. I don't even
Speaker 1: know if I remember him from that far back. I
Speaker 1: didn't even know who he was. Until I saw that.
Speaker 1: I was like, who the fuck is this nerd? Because
Speaker 1: he looked way skinnier and way more dweevish. I mean,
Speaker 1: what the fuck is this guy? And so I made
Speaker 1: fun of him and he quote tweeted my my uh
Speaker 1: my thumbnail whatever I put on Twitter, and he was
Speaker 1: saying that he was going to respond to it, and
Speaker 1: I was thinking I just saw it on the Facebook
Speaker 1: memories and I'm like, oh, I wonder if he ever did.
Speaker 1: I have no idea. Yeah, he'd be like, oh this
Speaker 1: bit Bob. I'm sure it was just like like a
Speaker 1: bunch of horrible things about me. It's insane, that's insane.
Speaker 1: But I don't know what he was like back then.
Speaker 1: If he was worser better, you know it was that
Speaker 1: was like even played into I think that was around
Speaker 1: the Unite the right time, where you like, yes's definitely
Speaker 1: not great. Yeah, not a great guy. Probably. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: just never see I've only seen the clips of like
Speaker 1: post pandemic clips of him saying like crazy ship and like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, I love this little creature, this pokey
Speaker 1: man son is it? That is wonderful? And then he
Speaker 1: put it on my neck, and well, I feel different.
Speaker 1: My heart feels a little full, my heart's growing. I
Speaker 1: could feel it immediately. He's just turning blue. You see,
Speaker 1: it's just turning blue. It's like a real time. It's
Speaker 1: like it's like Willy Wonka. It's like it's like that girl. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: he's that blue. I think I'm dead. Oh, gyant quickly
Speaker 1: swell my ankles. There's a there's a there's like me,
Speaker 1: deflate me, quick, deflate me. There's a there's a r
Speaker 1: and Brown. Do you know that creator? No, not by name's.
Speaker 1: He's a funny guy. Like I've seen him on the
Speaker 1: majority of ports times he would like, he's really funny
Speaker 1: arm around. Ye yeah, I just I was just saying
Speaker 1: like maybe somebody recognized it from there, but he's a
Speaker 1: really funny guy. He does really good content, just making
Speaker 1: fun of like Joe Rogan, whoever the fuck? And he
Speaker 1: has this soundboard that he uses all the time and
Speaker 1: has all these iconic lines and one of them is
Speaker 1: Trump and it sounds like he's saying I don't know
Speaker 1: if he's saying the word dad, but it sounds like
Speaker 1: he's saying dead. So like I us as me and
Speaker 1: Joe to use a lot of time where he's like
Speaker 1: dead dead, and like when I picture him that we're
Speaker 1: talking about him this morning dying and when he's gonna die,
Speaker 1: he's gonna say that that's like dead and then die.
Speaker 1: You see Mark Marin shitting all over Bill Maher. I
Speaker 1: haven't seen it yet. I want to watch it. Somebody
Speaker 1: asked him, was like would ever do that again? And
Speaker 1: he just goes like I just can't. He really nailed him.
Speaker 3: I feels like he's like it's so he just he
Speaker 3: said something like, Okay, the sheer desperation that he's willing
Speaker 3: to stoop to to just stay in the conversation is embarrassing.
Speaker 3: You see how he's like gloating on like, oh, I
Speaker 3: was one of the first I was one of the
Speaker 3: first people to be shit. But he was saying he
Speaker 3: was like, oh, I was gonna say that, he's gonna
Speaker 3: not He's gonna stay in power. He said this like
Speaker 3: like in twenty seventeen or something. Okay, yeah, cool, But
Speaker 3: I'm like, also, you just went to dinner with him
Speaker 3: and said he was too You have no like it
Speaker 3: is way it is. It is way worse to in
Speaker 3: twenty sixteen be like he's not going to concede power,
Speaker 3: and then ten years later go to dinner with him
Speaker 3: and say, oh, he's actually really nice.
Speaker 1: People should be nicer to him. It was nice than
Speaker 1: it is.
Speaker 3: That's way worse than in twenty sixteen being like, no,
Speaker 3: that's ridiculous. Why would he why would he stay in power,
Speaker 3: and then go ten years later being like, oh, clearly
Speaker 3: he's going to he's clearly an evil piece of shit. Yeah,
Speaker 3: Like that's that's so clearly a worse trajectory by a lot.
Speaker 1: By a lot. So you're saying, he's like, you were
Speaker 1: right and then you were decided No, it was too right.
Speaker 1: Let me be wrong again. That's what stupid bringing that
Speaker 1: up like it only like smears his like credibility way more. Yeah,
Speaker 1: don't even bring that up, dude, because you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: so you were on the pulse and then you became
Speaker 1: a massive piece of shit. Cool. Yes, it's so crazy.
Speaker 1: He was nice to me. We went to dinner and
Speaker 1: he he I asked him, well, you know, you're being
Speaker 1: really mean to people, and uh, you're really scaring a
Speaker 1: lot of people. What are you gonna do about that?
Speaker 1: You're gay? Dude? He says this, he says, and I
Speaker 1: don't know if you he just smokes too much and
Speaker 1: he literally forgot. I was like, why did you bring
Speaker 1: this up? He's like, I actually don't remember what he
Speaker 1: told me. After he's too like, why would you even
Speaker 1: bring that up if you don't remember? He's too old
Speaker 1: to be smoking that much. I will say like, like
Speaker 1: you can't with respect, like you can't be eighty or
Speaker 1: how how old is he? Like ninety six five?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can't be you can't be one hundred and
Speaker 3: seventy six years old. Yeah, and then smoking that much weak,
Speaker 3: My brother, you're two hundred and to smoke.
Speaker 1: Snoop dog Okay, I did something with Smoot Snoop dog.
Speaker 1: He's cool, he's cooling. What did you do?
Speaker 3: He said something about like he's like he doesn't want
Speaker 3: to take his children to movies anymore cause gay.
Speaker 1: That's right. What a fucking bitch, dude. I've seen a
Speaker 1: lot of movies, fucking manufacturer. They always say everything is woking.
Speaker 1: I'm like, what show show me the woke thing? What
Speaker 1: woke mean? Where is it? I don't like it? That's
Speaker 1: what it means. Whatever I don't like as.
Speaker 4: Well, Snoop Doggy coon right now, coon doggy dog?
Speaker 1: Yeah, whatever, dude, Snoop Coon, Like they get older, they suck.
Speaker 3: Swing the kind of and and I want to install
Speaker 3: everything's gay, yippy yippy gay.
Speaker 4: I don't my fucking dumb niggas.
Speaker 3: That's actually crazy that like, it's crazy that Evan is
Speaker 3: better social issues that Snoop dogg. Yeah, I mean it
Speaker 3: makes sense, it makes sense, but it's it's it's wild
Speaker 3: to me that that's true. It just feels weird. It
Speaker 3: feels like it shouldn't be true, Like I would be.
Speaker 1: Less prized if Eminem was like, oh yeah, you know
Speaker 1: like all the time, you know how he said like
Speaker 1: the f slur a thousand times, the Marshal Batos LP. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm fifty years old and actually I hate the gays.
Speaker 1: I'd be like, okay, you know what I mean, I
Speaker 1: would be less.
Speaker 3: Surprised, right, yeah, yeah, I feel like I feel like
Speaker 3: instead of yeah, just being a.
Speaker 1: Champion and dog gays are ickyl I talk. It actually
Speaker 1: makes sense. I think Eminem being a white that is
Speaker 1: so crazy. It's crazy as I never thought about that,
Speaker 1: and I feel really bad, really bad. That's never been
Speaker 1: one of my them. Gizls afraid gave killed because he
Speaker 1: thought he was gonna suck his car and he was
Speaker 1: like get away. He's like cool. Then oh yeah, oh god,
Speaker 1: I pulled out turret. It's already spinning. It's already spinning,
Speaker 1: it's already the barrels are already orange, it's already superheated.
Speaker 1: I think I did that.
Speaker 4: Orange means hotest, orange things means very.
Speaker 3: Od it is it is yeah, when you yeah, when
Speaker 3: you see hot orange things, it's.
Speaker 1: I'm orange I feel.
Speaker 3: Like if you trip to me, pop, he would pop
Speaker 3: and then it's like his legs would separate from his
Speaker 3: Torso seeing.
Speaker 1: That probably i've been. I've been. I've been manifesting visions
Speaker 1: of us partying at your house. I've like literally been
Speaker 1: like thinking about you got the freaking grill on everything happening.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be a good time. It'll be all an,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be fucking like. I don't use iconic lightly
Speaker 1: liken iconic.
Speaker 3: I want to throw like just like get like an
Speaker 3: actual like airbeat, like almost like rent out a house.
Speaker 1: We should be on a mansion.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're cheap as fuck. It's kind of ridiculous.
Speaker 1: I've seen. I've seen it. Actually, Yeah, have a celebration.
Speaker 1: It'll be funny. I mean it will in a worst
Speaker 1: time technically, but like whatever, Yeah, but I don't.
Speaker 3: It's kind of like we'll put up with it because
Speaker 3: it'll it'll just be advance again and you know whatever,
Speaker 3: and then they'll feel like victory.
Speaker 1: Feel like he'll get the ship beat out of him.
Speaker 1: There's there's no way he's I think so true.
Speaker 3: But the other the other reality is it's like I
Speaker 3: don't know, man if you have an infestation of roaches
Speaker 3: and you kill one roach, It's like, but they're not
Speaker 3: a bad thing to kill a roach, you know what
Speaker 3: I mean, the roach.
Speaker 1: That controls Like, yeah, whatever, I don't have a good analogy,
Speaker 1: but you know, I'm just saying it's like, we ain't
Speaker 1: out the woods. I'm just saying it's yeah, we're not
Speaker 1: out the woods. But it's not not worth celebrating. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, it's good, Like at least a lot of
Speaker 1: the people are going to be scrambling like, oh, the
Speaker 1: Queen's dead.
Speaker 3: What do we do?
Speaker 1: I'm excited for all the crying videos. I can't all
Speaker 1: the people crying about that. That's what. That's what's because
Speaker 1: there are people. You just got me hyped because there
Speaker 1: were people crying for no reason. You know when it
Speaker 1: when like, uh, President soup, bitch, fuck you. I'm on
Speaker 1: your bumpers. Remember the fucking you're crying for a politics?
Speaker 1: You think you'll be bitch, you think uh you like,
Speaker 1: what are they going to do with this body?
Speaker 3: That's what like, because if that shi it's buried, like
Speaker 3: people are gonna, people gonna you know what I mean,
Speaker 3: I have twenty four seven security have to be turrets.
Speaker 3: People are gonna do the ury and ship because our
Speaker 3: presidents typically buried.
Speaker 1: Like when like, hey, no places, there's a like Nixon's
Speaker 1: buried in. I think you're Belinda or something. Nixon's dead. Yeah,
Speaker 1: read the nameless. I thought I thought he was.
Speaker 3: I mean he's been on Futuramas, Reckless Rhino.
Speaker 1: Right, he's a he's a head in a jar. He
Speaker 1: started future uh berserker beatles, big bouncy backside and let
Speaker 1: me see, I don't know it's it's one of those.
Speaker 3: Sluster to is so dirty. But she had duly till
Speaker 3: I named a Reno fresh and fiddler Chris. I need
Speaker 3: to feed my Chris hands and Tomagotchi. What I need
Speaker 3: to feed my Chris Hansen, Tom, Chris Hansen, Tamagotchi. You
Speaker 3: haven't fed me in three days. I'm really hungry.
Speaker 1: What's going on? I'm gonna die? So I did really
Speaker 1: go for a slice? If that pizza? That pizza, he's
Speaker 1: that video. I think that is one of my favorite.
Speaker 1: That guy's good.
Speaker 3: I bet you weren't expecting such a hungry guy.
Speaker 1: Let all I kept asking about the pizza. I let
Speaker 1: all this go for just one slice? If that pizza. Like, bro,
Speaker 1: that's do it, do it perfect? Go give him the pizza.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what it's a no brainer, Like, just get another
Speaker 3: pizza the goon Moon He's.
Speaker 1: Like, no, you can't have it. Gonna make this soldier
Speaker 1: boy by the Digital Curve, Benjamin.
Speaker 4: That's crazy. It's such a good shows, so funny.
Speaker 1: So it was so fun.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's entertaining, morally fucked but great. It's like it's
Speaker 3: like a Jerry Springer type thing for me where I'm
Speaker 3: just like, this is not good, but I'm watching I
Speaker 3: like them more.
Speaker 1: Just I mean, just there couldn't be it's you know,
Speaker 1: we don't we like those people less than like murderers,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: And it couldn't really be anybody else but him, I
Speaker 3: think in the sense of like it could have been
Speaker 3: maybe other people, but like he was the exact archetype
Speaker 3: that needed to be Yes like that that deliveries, deliver
Speaker 3: it without Chris Hansen.
Speaker 1: If another host they got another person that I even like,
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm sorry, it's all in this delivery. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what are you doing like that? You don hownny, you
Speaker 1: take a seat. I love but fucking kids sixty nine
Speaker 1: and you say yummy, yummy, cummy and my tummy.
Speaker 10: What is this me?
Speaker 1: You know exactly what it means.
Speaker 3: You wrote, you wrote right here and WhatsApp I can't
Speaker 3: wait to feel your colon wrapped around my outer shell?
Speaker 1: What do you mean by this? He was asking a
Speaker 1: gut a hotel, like what squirting was or something. He
Speaker 1: was like, do you mean my squirting? What do you
Speaker 1: mean my squirrel?
Speaker 3: Like? Bro, you say, I can't wait to make you squirt?
Speaker 3: Yum yum, water time, water time?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I love the intros. There's so good.
Speaker 1: I can't wait to send you to slim. That's like
Speaker 1: slime timeline like dialogue. It's like, is there a website
Speaker 1: that archives all those pervert chats because they're probably hilarious?
Speaker 1: Uh in theory, I mean, I guess if the person
Speaker 1: reading them back too would be funny. If you're just
Speaker 1: like in a vacuum, you're like, oh, this is horrifying,
Speaker 1: you know, but like it's because Chris Hansen when he
Speaker 1: reads it, it's so funny. It's so funny.
Speaker 4: Even let me come inside my tummy?
Speaker 1: What is come? What? And why do you want it?
Speaker 1: On that child's face? I don't know. Can I please
Speaker 1: go about him? No, you can't. Sorry, I'm not letting
Speaker 1: you out. You're a pedophile. What works so great it
Speaker 1: was that they thought he was authority, so they stuck
Speaker 1: around like they would call him sir and this and that.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I thought he was the dad or whatever, and
Speaker 1: they would never question, like, who the fuck are you? What?
Speaker 1: What authority do you have? What's your jersey? Well, you're
Speaker 1: obviously already like whatever anybody else is doing, you're clearly
Speaker 1: in the wrong. If you were asking too much, that
Speaker 1: means you have waitless experience with that. I know my
Speaker 1: right right. I stoked at this exact predicament several times.
Speaker 1: I love the ones that say I knew you were here,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, then why are you here? Then that's crazy.
Speaker 1: I knew something in my head told me that, like
Speaker 1: the fuck are you here? Because I wanted to meet
Speaker 1: Chris Hansen.
Speaker 3: There's that there's that great boon Dog's bit where the
Speaker 3: guy goes because it's because he's going to be there.
Speaker 4: Yeah, not about that man's but that's right, man's. But
Speaker 4: I have a little boys. I don't care about that.
Speaker 4: He said, yeah, go do whatever you do. And he
Speaker 4: sat down turned towards the door.
Speaker 1: Wait, I totally forgot about that. That premise is amazing.
Speaker 3: That is a golden premise of a pedophile intentionally incriminating
Speaker 3: himself to go meet Chris Hansen because he really secretly
Speaker 3: wants to. That is so perfect of a comedic scenario
Speaker 3: that I can't I can't get it might be one
Speaker 3: of the best.
Speaker 1: You know, what do you know? His his his dialogue
Speaker 1: is taken from an actual person.
Speaker 3: What.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a guy in jail. He literally is word
Speaker 1: for word? Are you kidding me?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Wait, what do you mean, I'll pull it up,
Speaker 1: please put up? I had this entirely. Warrior is a
Speaker 1: real character.
Speaker 11: What do you mean this is entirely due to me?
Speaker 11: That's completely due. Yeah, it's it's I can't even imagine that.
Speaker 11: So you see how like here's him and then there's
Speaker 11: the actual guy.
Speaker 1: No, wait, click, that is that? Wait? Did he met
Speaker 1: Chris Hansen away? So no, he didn't mean Chris Hansen.
Speaker 1: But this dude's they put him with Chris Hansen. That's
Speaker 1: the idea. God damn it, hot woman, somebody is going
Speaker 1: to have to keep you up some moody and just
Speaker 1: him the most. That is crazy. That is him in
Speaker 1: his prison booty. Booty was more important in food Man's
Speaker 1: but the music, it was more booty, having some booty.
Speaker 1: Hurry up. It was more important than drinking water man.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine saying that. That is so crazy.
Speaker 4: Is that he got out of he's out of prison
Speaker 4: now and he was on someone's streams.
Speaker 1: I said, I'm telling you what, Uh I like you, No,
Speaker 1: I want you, yeah, and we can do it the
Speaker 1: easy way, Yo. It was. That is amazing. I had
Speaker 1: no idea. It's literally pulled from that that is his.
Speaker 3: There's a lot of that though. There's a lot like
Speaker 3: like I only find out recently that you know that
Speaker 3: always sunny episode where like Dennis breaks his ankles on
Speaker 3: the on the slope when for the skiing Championship, that
Speaker 3: that's from a real video.
Speaker 1: No, it's from a video from a video from.
Speaker 3: A guy like he tumbles down because my anticles are broken,
Speaker 3: my ancles are broken.
Speaker 1: I didn't know. I never considered uh, Sonny doing that.
Speaker 3: It's always I know it's it's I mean, I guess
Speaker 3: in retrospect, I can't name them, but I I know
Speaker 3: intrinsically that like, I know I've seen shows do that.
Speaker 1: Like I know I've seen shows in general do that
Speaker 1: where they'll they'll take sass where like The Notorious for that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so many iconic parts where I'm like, I have to
Speaker 1: look a lot of those movies I never saw, right
Speaker 1: and then uh so then I learned retroactively. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: show that's from this?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, Like there's like a it doesn't cross your
Speaker 3: mind that that could be.
Speaker 1: Wait is this the same name?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, always sunny. I love the set and it's
Speaker 1: like from a real fucking video from like said guy,
Speaker 1: this is.
Speaker 3: Oh that's not even the full video. The screen that
Speaker 3: he does after it is hysterical. I mean, you broke
Speaker 3: your eggs scream, But the first thing he said, but
Speaker 3: he's so composed, like I.
Speaker 1: Broken my ankles, my ancles are broken, my ankles are broken.
Speaker 1: It is a crazy scream. You know. It's the first
Speaker 1: thing he says is broke. That's the first word, bro broke.
Speaker 1: Your brain's trying to calculate what just happened, broke explaining something.
Speaker 3: But yeah, there's there's some probably a lot of iconic
Speaker 3: lines from like TV or or like from like things
Speaker 3: like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I forgot. There was one thing.
Speaker 4: I was Christmas recording some sort of video and he
Speaker 4: saw something really fucked up and he looked up and said, help,
Speaker 4: I regot what it was. You were like, I was
Speaker 4: trying to convey what I needed, and I was like,
Speaker 4: why do you say help?
Speaker 1: That sounds familiar, sounds like it was on one of
Speaker 1: those videos. We're doing some ship together it Yeah, probably.
Speaker 3: Something anyway, Yeah, Benjamin, Uh what this is this goon?
Speaker 3: February twenty six, twenty twenty five. Well we'll see Benjamin
Speaker 3: nutting you hu haa king ass rippers arch net.
Speaker 1: What the fuck is going on? Why is Patreon doing
Speaker 1: this ship?
Speaker 4: Is it like going up?
Speaker 3: No, it's like it's undoing the filters while I'm this
Speaker 3: is crazy?
Speaker 1: What the hell? Yeah? Three filters up? Okay, looks like
Speaker 1: they need some maintenance. Yeah anyway, No, what all right? Yeah? Whatever?
Speaker 3: Derek Natschavin is innocent. Hashtag free am around that Asian
Speaker 3: excited to try his new this this new ip Gears
Speaker 3: of War reloaded.
Speaker 1: Hope it has go op. This new ip. It's interesting.
Speaker 1: I'm excited. I think I might check it out. Why not?
Speaker 3: The idea of platinuming Gears of Wars is enticing to
Speaker 3: mem uh Corinth realizing this tier is forty dollars forty
Speaker 3: Canadian dollars a month and has to go back to
Speaker 3: five dollars tier after this month. No worries, man, it's
Speaker 3: an egregious price.
Speaker 1: Damn fucking what what It's not high enough from my opinion?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah we should, Yeah, we should raise it sixty dollars.
Speaker 3: We gotta put tariffs on the tariffs. Sorry, guys, we
Speaker 3: gotta put tariffs on the The new the new one
Speaker 3: dollar tier will be fifty dollars.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no it we'll go back. We'll lose everything immediately. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we would have like four people that would stay. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then we'd be completely beholden to them. Yeah. Uh,
Speaker 1: asking groc is this true? After someone wishes me a
Speaker 1: happy birthday? That's crazy. Drop the the and just snark
Speaker 1: Tank podcast. It's cleaner maybe, well, I mean, I guess
Speaker 1: that's just how it's said. It's not necessarily called the
Speaker 1: snark Tank. Yeah, it's like snark Tank. It's kind of like, uh, say,
Speaker 1: say the band, yeah, Jogan experience, say the band misfits
Speaker 1: a lot of people. It's actually that's a bad example
Speaker 1: of her mind because like, like I think at some
Speaker 1: point they were the and then or then it's missing.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: That's a Descendants is a good one. Descendences, Yeah, that's
Speaker 3: a better example. I think the cranberries too, right, are
Speaker 3: they the Cranmers?
Speaker 1: I think the Fleetwood mac as well. Yeah. And the
Speaker 1: Michael Jackson and the Michael and the rise against the
Speaker 1: rise of the against, rage against the machine is also
Speaker 1: raise of the machine against. It's the the Jackson.
Speaker 3: Uh, Brandy Hutzel. I call her George because she got
Speaker 3: that w bush nice.
Speaker 1: That's pretty good. I've definitely heard that before, but that's
Speaker 1: pretty good. It's shaped like.
Speaker 3: Okay, uh, blonde, blue eyed German Man costplaying swing.
Speaker 1: Good luck with that.
Speaker 3: Finally got my vaginoplasty. Call that beyond beef curtains.
Speaker 1: Not bad.
Speaker 3: There's a lot of things to pull from there. Yes,
Speaker 3: oh my god, yes, jury and Lune. Give me those grippers. Grippers, god, man,
Speaker 3: I hate the way feet people talk.
Speaker 1: Grippers.
Speaker 4: Hate hate anything like the new fucking Non Kong game.
Speaker 4: The little girl doesn't have shoes on. I'm like, why
Speaker 4: doesn't she have shoes on?
Speaker 1: Like for what purpose? For what purpose? Just give her shoes?
Speaker 1: Is she a monkey though she's a little girl. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm not. I guess they gotta. You know, they got
Speaker 1: a corner of the market because she doesn't even walk around.
Speaker 1: We got a corner the foot pedophile. Maybe she doesn'talk
Speaker 1: around because she doesn't have shoes, or she just call
Speaker 1: that a footophile. Pedal, thankfully, pedal foot pedal. They're trying
Speaker 1: to corner the market. They're like, hey, how do we
Speaker 1: get these purpose? I'm thankful.
Speaker 3: I'm thankful that my brain isn't ruined enough that when
Speaker 3: I see that, my brain.
Speaker 1: I didn't even think about it.
Speaker 3: I think I think about it when I see jury,
Speaker 3: I feel like.
Speaker 1: Brain because of what bothers me? What bothers me is that?
Speaker 3: Like it's like, because that stupid kitty adopted the other day,
Speaker 3: she has clothes?
Speaker 1: Would you name it jingles? I hope so? Well?
Speaker 4: She has like she has like outfits, she changes her outfits,
Speaker 4: but she doesn't like she doesn't have shoes, And I'm like,
Speaker 4: what is why do you change off but don't have shoes?
Speaker 1: It bothers me. Yeah, it is weird, but I look man,
Speaker 1: Japanese is the smart they're like, hey, I would get
Speaker 1: purpose to buy this game. They don't even want to play.
Speaker 1: Ok Cara dog.
Speaker 3: I think there's a danger in assuming everything everything is nefarious.
Speaker 1: That's true, But for me, it's like, look, it could
Speaker 1: just be oh, this is dombinnocent kid, no shoes, cute,
Speaker 1: But then it also.
Speaker 10: Could be what I'm saying, I'm just gonna anywhere us
Speaker 10: the Japanese people excuse for a lot of a lot
Speaker 10: of stuff that other groups of people don't get it.
Speaker 3: Jurian Street Fighters clearly, yeah, is clearly playing to it. Yes, obviously,
Speaker 3: I think maybe Lune the argument could be made. Maybe,
Speaker 3: but even that, I think it's like maybe like a
Speaker 3: fifty to fifty For me, Yeah, it's to me, she
Speaker 3: can she hass Yeah, if she.
Speaker 1: Didn't flow, it would be like too obvious because I'm
Speaker 1: like Mitch, Like, the idea is that she don't need
Speaker 1: you because she floats. She won't, she won't run, she won't.
Speaker 1: But that's the idea.
Speaker 3: Excuse quiet not wearing any clothes because it's like I
Speaker 3: breathed through my skin.
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, yeah, sure, that's why you're not wearing the best.
Speaker 3: It's like, sure, Gotham's biggest diva, Bruce Wayne Nicker treat
Speaker 3: by Nicker Lodion who.
Speaker 1: Hosted by Steve Herr's son Nick Kerr. Disastrous night which
Speaker 1: I still don't understand it, and it's all live with
Speaker 1: white guests. There's one have you seen that? Baseball?
Speaker 3: Fucking I have an idea that I wanted to pitch
Speaker 3: you guys.
Speaker 1: You know the what is it his name? The basketball guy? Can?
Speaker 1: I think his name is, Oh yeah, the football Yeah,
Speaker 1: his name is. I want to make that hat. I
Speaker 1: want to make that exact hat, but with with the
Speaker 1: same offset. I want just the k What does that do? Why?
Speaker 1: I don't know what does that do? I don't want
Speaker 1: to make it. That's a good varying. I hit him
Speaker 1: up about it.
Speaker 3: Where the N word is the nward's missing and it's
Speaker 3: just the case but it's still off as if it's there,
Speaker 3: So it's like the case like on this side or whatever.
Speaker 1: Oh perfect, yeah, perfect. I think it'd be great. I
Speaker 1: think I think it'd be great, or maybe like a
Speaker 1: line through the rest of it. That's good. That's good.
Speaker 3: I don't think that's a bad idea, and I think
Speaker 3: it's technically legally safe.
Speaker 1: I don't see why not sponge for you? No. I
Speaker 1: read the comments and I think there's a guy that
Speaker 1: has the nickname Digger. I think that's, uh so, this
Speaker 1: one's for you, Digger. And I think like the D
Speaker 1: didn't really hit. I think the D didn't hit such
Speaker 1: a bigger. That is one of the crazy. Really he
Speaker 1: said it's so happy.
Speaker 3: I haven't heard say like that way yet again yet yet,
Speaker 3: a fucking gain. That guy sounds like every announcer that
Speaker 3: I've ever heard through about my entire life.
Speaker 1: For baseball, there's slight variations on them. That's the same
Speaker 1: guy pretty much. Yeah, there's not to me. It only
Speaker 1: in basketball do I only get disturnable differences in the
Speaker 1: NBA when I get to like, yeah, the different kinds
Speaker 1: of howels when I get to football, what, oh my god?
Speaker 4: I just oh my god.
Speaker 1: In a basket and everybody in the panel gets out
Speaker 1: of their chair and runs, that's crazy announcer you got.
Speaker 1: You got Mike Breen, who's like, bang, you got fucking
Speaker 1: uh That one guy that sounds not like he kind
Speaker 1: of has a little bit of Reagan, do it? I
Speaker 1: forgot his name right now off the top of a
Speaker 1: bunch of chest beating as J. J. Reddick get ready Mozilla.
Speaker 1: I like J. J. Reddick. I'm always liked him. He
Speaker 1: is I lost respect from last year in the playoffs
Speaker 1: that well, yeah, because he's on you know, Lakers, my team.
Speaker 1: So yeah, he was like, oh, I'm I'm not going
Speaker 1: to play any of you, but I don't trust any
Speaker 1: of you guys, and then we got destroyed. He was
Speaker 1: like playing people. What the second half of one playoff game?
Speaker 1: He played the same team the entire second half. Can
Speaker 1: you imagine that's how you do it? Tell you exhausted?
Speaker 1: Yeah there, what's what's leg fatigue?
Speaker 3: It really throws them off when because the other teams
Speaker 3: like get scared because.
Speaker 1: Even though they're clearly slowing down and shooting poorly. I
Speaker 1: don't know what to do, coach. I think we just
Speaker 1: have to kill ourselves. It's the other choices. We can't wait,
Speaker 1: we can't wait. We lose this, We we die anyway,
Speaker 1: we die anyways, rules on our terms. Fucking ahead, that's
Speaker 1: the rules of basketball. Didn't you know? Did you know
Speaker 1: what you signed up that if we lose a game,
Speaker 1: we get put out back and shot to get the
Speaker 1: official NBA Goods brand. They got the ball. That's awesome.
Speaker 1: I actually would love that'd be cool. Actually, I would
Speaker 1: love to have that. That's so fucking deeply disgusting. Thug
Speaker 1: Zilla evolved versus uh cyber Elon mus musculan. I don't
Speaker 1: miss the NBA, then for the NBC. Have you miss
Speaker 1: your train? I guess what you missed your train? Well? Yes,
Speaker 1: by mile I was. I literally was already prepared and
Speaker 1: looked up just to confirm that it comes at three.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, I just they usually come on the hour. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like the hour. That's interesting. Yeah, I mean too. I
Speaker 1: think enough for a refractory period for every every hour
Speaker 1: for a day for oh no, should do whole hours
Speaker 1: enough to recoup. I think I can do it. Give
Speaker 1: me no quarter after like after like three or four times. Yeah,
Speaker 1: eight hours, I'll do a quarter of a day. I
Speaker 1: can't do it all you could do? You come every
Speaker 1: hour for eight hours?
Speaker 3: I'll try, Okay, I would lose after the third I
Speaker 3: think I probably third four.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that's hidden hidden too. A day is
Speaker 1: a feat for me now. It was doing doing could
Speaker 1: if you tried, I mean more than like like four.
Speaker 1: It's just like there's no point I can today. I'll
Speaker 1: get back to you guys. Thank you, appreciate keep a
Speaker 1: stat like, what are you doing? Get out? Get out, leave,
Speaker 1: get out of here, forced leave. I can't believe I'm
Speaker 1: saying we lost that video.
Speaker 3: That video of Hassan auto tude somewhere man he copyright,
Speaker 3: just like I need this out of here. Everybody, everybody
Speaker 3: wants me to do this every time I meet them.
Speaker 3: Became mistake.
Speaker 1: Can you sing the leaf song? You fucking fucking do
Speaker 1: like a selfie say fucking leave.
Speaker 3: Officer bits like Glas GT four swings, Sead Glitch gay
Speaker 3: boor I'd be like my husband Jack w FM swing
Speaker 3: should ship where Derek is so he doesn't have to
Speaker 3: turn his head away from the fucking mic.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I was actually trying to workshop away whatever. Fine,
Speaker 1: we used to do it. We used to do it
Speaker 1: that way. The only problem was the position of this
Speaker 1: mic was too far away from him. That was the
Speaker 1: only problem. I was trying to workshop in leave. I
Speaker 1: was like, how could we fix that problem to like
Speaker 1: have the mic in a good thing?
Speaker 4: I'm fine, I've been trying away that often.
Speaker 1: You're pretty bad, really because you don't you don't you see,
Speaker 1: like I move the mic constantly because I move, I
Speaker 1: move a lot, so I sometimes fuck up like that.
Speaker 1: But like it's completely stationary for you, and so when
Speaker 1: you're talking to him, you immediately don't try to bring
Speaker 1: the mic with you.
Speaker 4: I often try to leave the mic like that point.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean whatever, we have a different, slightly different
Speaker 3: situation now, so like maybe it'll work the one thing
Speaker 3: we try it next time.
Speaker 1: We have to test because I know people missed it.
Speaker 1: They love that, and I don't mind that. It was
Speaker 1: just if we can make the mic work. That was
Speaker 1: my only issue, just making your audio be consistent. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I think it's also the camera set up before it
Speaker 3: was different because like I hated him being dead on. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it bothered the hell out of me because it looks
Speaker 3: it just it bothered the hell out of me, Like
Speaker 3: I like having the conversational direction of like you know,
Speaker 3: the degree rule, and it looked really like we were
Speaker 3: having a conversation with nobody and then he was also
Speaker 3: getting interrogated.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but yeah, I mean, whatever, if we can make
Speaker 1: it work, because I know people people are nostalgic for
Speaker 1: him being over here. I don't know fair the.
Speaker 3: Things that stick around is very bizarre. But uh, imagine
Speaker 3: a lion king, but like a rat king, but lions.
Speaker 3: Uh what did Chris think of my friendly neighborhood? Oh
Speaker 3: the game, that's okay.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: It's like some horror game about muppets. It's it's very whatever,
Speaker 3: easy dub. I don't really feel anything about it.
Speaker 1: It's fine. I say.
Speaker 4: Muppets are real, right there, creatures in the society. Sucking
Speaker 4: a muppet.
Speaker 1: If I was like, no, no, even the single, No,
Speaker 1: it's not into anything that they got going on. Really,
Speaker 1: if it's a hot muppet, I don't pig he's got tins.
Speaker 1: But that's it.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't animal muppet. I'd suck a human muppet. There's
Speaker 4: human muppets like the Old Man. But imagine a human
Speaker 4: this old man in the balcony. Imagine a human woman muppet.
Speaker 1: I'm attracted. Woman. Can't think of anything. I can't think
Speaker 1: of any gonzo. Yeah, your whatever.
Speaker 3: My name is Chris, and I grew this message big
Speaker 3: Meaty stinks. The moon's frequency, the moon's frequencies. Tell me
Speaker 3: to hill Sweeney, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: Thought you science for it? Whatever the excuse me. Maybe
Speaker 1: it'll hold up in court. Yeah, well, if the moon
Speaker 1: said so, the moon dismissed. We've been trying to lock
Speaker 1: up the moon for years. That's crazy. Dude puts a
Speaker 1: press conference to invade and arrest the moon. We're going
Speaker 1: to We're going to lock the moon up. Said it
Speaker 1: to Venezuela.
Speaker 3: We're gonna send the moon to We're gonna send the
Speaker 3: moon to Alligator Alcatraz.
Speaker 7: We're gonna lock it up. Every every week or month
Speaker 7: or whatever. People people say the full moon made me
Speaker 7: do it. It's all sorts of crazy shit happens on
Speaker 7: full moons, and the moon has avoided culpability for a
Speaker 7: long time. We're locking them up.
Speaker 1: Mister president. One question. Okay, so the moon is pretty
Speaker 1: much just as big as the United States and diameter.
Speaker 1: How are we going to fit the moon in a
Speaker 1: section of Florida.
Speaker 3: Look at these people. I don't respect these people. They're
Speaker 3: asking ridiculous questions.
Speaker 7: There's so much going on, and you're asking about whether
Speaker 7: or not I'm gonna fit the mood in the building.
Speaker 7: Have you seen what Hunter Bidens would say he's been
Speaker 7: out there doing crack cocaine with that molester from Channel five.
Speaker 7: I don't even know what's going on, and you're bothering
Speaker 7: me about the moon. We'll get it done, and we'll
Speaker 7: get it done so fast, fast, so quick. It's gonna
Speaker 7: be amazing how fast we're gonna get this moon locked up.
Speaker 7: You're not gonna believe it. You're gonna say, how did
Speaker 7: he get it locked up so fast? We're gonna get
Speaker 7: it done.
Speaker 1: I have a question. It's temple, it's tempole. I love you,
Speaker 1: mister president. I just want to say that when you
Speaker 1: lock up the moon, Yeah, when you lock up the moon, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you are the greatest thing. You're the most handsomest and
Speaker 1: you have the biggest penis I've ever seen and felt
Speaker 1: in my throat, and I wish you would come on
Speaker 1: my forehead so and go my hair back. I like
Speaker 1: this guy. If you guys were more like iimm you'd
Speaker 1: have ratings. I don't know.
Speaker 3: That feels so real. It does in a really stupid way.
Speaker 1: Crazy. Yeah, it's like one fourth of the earth and
Speaker 1: just hilarious.
Speaker 7: The Democrats they think we're so stupid. They think we're
Speaker 7: so stupid. They think we're gonna lock the whole moon up.
Speaker 7: We're obviously going to cut it up in pieces, and.
Speaker 1: Lock up the piece and lock up the pieces, the
Speaker 1: irradiated pieces of the moon.
Speaker 3: You can't fit a truck through a door, but you
Speaker 3: can cut it. You can cut a truck in the door.
Speaker 3: Size speceis fit it through the door.
Speaker 1: These people are stupid. They don't know put the door
Speaker 1: back together. I'm brilliant. They don't know. I need my milky.
Speaker 1: Someone to bring in my milky. Someone picked my hand
Speaker 1: up and fell off. Literally, he's got leopards veins, the
Speaker 1: veins of the fucking just.
Speaker 3: His man looks like a tree in Upstate New York
Speaker 3: in winter times rail, just the nervousest of reaching out
Speaker 3: into the sky.
Speaker 1: Thank you? Are you sure this is mine? It's a shit?
Speaker 1: Oh fuck? That was the other hand. So he's like
Speaker 1: a fucking lego person.
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Speaker 3: met Michelle, be like, let me be queer. I want
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Speaker 3: when Halo video has all your other timelines. If the
Speaker 3: best part of waking up is folders in your cup,
Speaker 3: why wake up at all? Cardboard Pie, I came in
Speaker 3: his gay ass so hard.
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Speaker 1: who that is, slapping and popping my dick and balls
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Speaker 1: It's so hot, penis twelve inch on top. I'd be
Speaker 1: fucking dudes on the spot. I'd be sucking dick in
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Speaker 1: pictures only in your thread? Yeah? How do you do that? Yeah?
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Speaker 7: gonna burn and gay people.
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Speaker 1: when he jack's off. That's all you have.
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Speaker 1: somewhere micro dosing Chris, What the fuck's not it?
Speaker 3: Fucking cardtoon that where uh micro dosing Chris with one
Speaker 3: one million of heroin daily? Kevin Bacon shouting shooting my
Speaker 3: dad to death at a Lakers game before flossing and
Speaker 3: yelling you got bacont search, Peter Lory, fish battle Aunt,
Speaker 3: Floozy spreading her chiten gash open or Smitchy the kid
Speaker 3: at ruins everything versus Sheldon Cooper nay gigger. Would you
Speaker 3: rather ship out a dick or dick out a ship?
Speaker 1: Geez? What does dicking mean? Exactly? For sure? Ship out
Speaker 1: of you kind of already do so, it's kind of dick.
Speaker 4: What does dick out it mean?
Speaker 1: I mean, you ever see that it was shipping dick nipples?
Speaker 1: Of course? I'm not sure if surprised you haven't seen it.
Speaker 1: I've ember seen in high school. It was like somebody
Speaker 1: would just flashbang me with that. I got dick as
Speaker 1: nipples and and the dicks are shipping. That's crazy, It's
Speaker 1: really upsetting.
Speaker 3: Would you rather, Oh, yeah, I read that already my
Speaker 3: new D and D weapons plus four bludgeing Hamster in
Speaker 3: a sock, reluctant Debristard.
Speaker 1: I don't know what that means.
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Speaker 3: have seen this, of course it is hysterical. Their some
Speaker 3: one second.
Speaker 1: It isn't say look up with wind Monkeys on YouTube
Speaker 1: to learn the dark history of Tornato. I don't know
Speaker 1: what any of this ship is.
Speaker 4: Dang, I can't find that.
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Speaker 1: crack the Canadian he got the LGBT lads. Uh, it's
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Speaker 1: send that in the chat right now so much? His
Speaker 1: eyes out wide, they get what do you fucking like?
Speaker 1: Why is that? That's not what I was expecting? Because
Speaker 1: the silhouette down his throat. Yeah, crazy, Jesus, you'll fuck
Speaker 1: with Cradle of Filth. It's a band. Patreon won't let
Speaker 1: me use my question mark. Remember this girl is good?
Speaker 1: That's so crazy? Like to me, if that's real, that's
Speaker 1: like insane. Why would you get that?
Speaker 7: Stop?
Speaker 1: Why would you stop it? Why would you get that?
Speaker 1: It's so crazy?
Speaker 3: Brock, is this it's true? I curse Sweety by replacing
Speaker 3: his hiccups into fire alarm beat.
Speaker 1: Rake spreading his asshole Why would you tattoo? A third
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Speaker 3: Patreon releasing an update that publicly reveals everyone's display name history.
Speaker 3: There's a cult that's helping lobsters molt from its shell. See,
Speaker 3: I think they can get it real. Derek has the
Speaker 3: same laughing face as Ray Liota.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe by side I could vaguely see that.
Speaker 1: Maybe I just I don't. I'm imagining it.
Speaker 3: I don't remember what I guess. I can only see
Speaker 3: it because I'm literally super imposing his face on.
Speaker 1: Like shot that you see where he's like, I don't
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, I love that video of him being
Speaker 3: interviewed in like the nineties or whatever, and he's like
Speaker 3: shitting all overwood.
Speaker 1: Oh I didn't hear I didn't hear it. Excuse me, Ray,
Speaker 1: did you please talk the other floor? No, it's such
Speaker 1: a strong visual, just letting loose. He just like slightly,
Speaker 1: you know, let his pants down. There's no squad either,
Speaker 1: standing straight up. All my life, I always wanted to
Speaker 1: ship all over the floor. Finally somebody let me. Well
Speaker 1: I didn't, I didn't let you. You just started shitting.
Speaker 1: I really couldn't believe it. It was like I was.
Speaker 1: It was like I was living the high life, shitting
Speaker 1: on the floor monologue. You said, Clint, he's what he
Speaker 1: was talking about. Clin. Somebody was like, who do you
Speaker 1: think the most overrated actor in Hollywood is?
Speaker 3: He goes Clin East would probably and he's just on
Speaker 3: stage doing it like he's you could tell it was
Speaker 3: like before, like for Cloud or something.
Speaker 1: It was just like his authentic opinion. Yeah, you know, hysterical.
Speaker 1: That's a fair Yeah. I've never thought he was a
Speaker 1: good actor, my grandma.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean he is fine for what he was
Speaker 3: doing was not the exception objectively racist ship.
Speaker 1: He's probably a better director, actually, I agree with that.
Speaker 1: His iconic, most iconic clips, it's like it's just it's black.
Speaker 1: It's circumstantial. It's not like, oh he's powerful. It's never
Speaker 1: been like oh, even like his dirty hairy ship, like
Speaker 1: it's kind of stupid. You feel like it's funny because
Speaker 1: you feel lucky. Gay. I'm so, I'm so sure, Clint, Clint,
Speaker 1: that's the line is punk? Are you sure? I think
Speaker 1: it would hit a lot harder if it was gay.
Speaker 1: Con I'm not even like this he's not none of this.
Speaker 1: I don't even know what that means because it's a
Speaker 1: long time ago, and a long time ago we didn't
Speaker 1: learn about that. He's so clearly racist, and his son
Speaker 1: is like the opposite. Well, that's usually what happened. His
Speaker 1: son is like chilling with NBA players, being like, I'm
Speaker 1: having a great time, getting like getting like milk fucking milky,
Speaker 1: fucking frothy beverages with the migos.
Speaker 3: He looks like every time he sees it, every time
Speaker 3: he sees a picture of his son with the with
Speaker 3: the basketball team, he just thinks of the theme song
Speaker 3: to my Jim.
Speaker 1: Partner is a monkey.
Speaker 3: He's just like I just like he knows that show.
Speaker 3: Of course, he watched that show endlessly. It was like
Speaker 3: finally they understand. I know, this is what it's like
Speaker 3: to be white nowadays. I mean, I just like grand
Speaker 3: Sorino was just him. You yeah, it's just like that's him.
Speaker 1: He played.
Speaker 4: He didn't he didn't write any lies to that movie.
Speaker 4: That was just they gave him no lies, no direction.
Speaker 1: It was not even a movie. He just he just
Speaker 1: has really good cinematographers filling It was just reality TV.
Speaker 1: That's that movie is, let's have some sick moments. But
Speaker 1: he's clearly a big but like it's a really.
Speaker 3: Sick I really love shitting all over this floor.
Speaker 1: You can't get over it. Could you please stop shitting
Speaker 1: on my And then there was Captain Tony. He was
Speaker 1: the king. He let it, He let everybody ship everywhere.
Speaker 1: There were no standards back then. It was different. I
Speaker 1: love I love doing do the ralio of like monologue
Speaker 1: boys is so fun.
Speaker 3: We had no standards back then. Back then we were
Speaker 3: shipping seamen out of our own thimbles. That's crazy, and
Speaker 3: we all have thimbles. We didn't even song.
Speaker 1: It was crazy, Yeah, little bit thimbles. Let's let's finish
Speaker 1: it up until a point where I'm like, oh, I
Speaker 1: might miss you well, Derek, all right, drip m h,
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Speaker 1: two trains over the credits. But the Moostafar scene and
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Speaker 1: beats any within within an inch of his life. That'd
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Speaker 3: tonight's gonna be I got a feeling that tonight's gonna
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Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 1: Arse is that? Which one is? That's what I am?
Speaker 1: And uh, that's the Black's outcast, That's what that was.
Speaker 1: And he confused me. He was like, am I wrong?
Speaker 1: That's so funny. He was so confident in how wrong
Speaker 1: he was.
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Speaker 1: God, Frank Chase, what this fucking I watched this vato
Speaker 1: for way too long? What the fuck is gonna happen?
Speaker 1: And this fucking asshole ends up getting hit by a train?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: He was.
Speaker 1: Was he like trying like following some guy to stress
Speaker 1: him out the idea of the video. That's crazy, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: You killed somebody? But whatever.
Speaker 3: The first he gave it presents no blad in the
Speaker 3: fury is meeting boxing legend Evander Holyfield just to snap
Speaker 3: my teeth at his ear when he's not looking.
Speaker 4: That's a bad because he can still definitely knock you
Speaker 4: the fuck out.
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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Miles Morales getting gunned down by the I
Speaker 3: d F because they think he's a Palestinian.
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Speaker 1: What is the hatred for child Collins? Child Colin specifically
Speaker 1: is getting a lot. I gotta get it man Solomon
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Speaker 1: We did it.
Speaker 3: He was.
Speaker 1: He donated for so long nobody knew his name. He
Speaker 1: was a fucking legend that anyway. Bye, last time we
Speaker 1: checked out on he was fine. Later yeah,