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Speaker 1: What's happening Billy crapping in It is officially two thousand

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twenty six. It is a warm sixty eight degrees fahrenheit

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here in Baton Rouge. I am Mike Hardy Here. Here,

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I am Mike Maharty here as always with Mary Kish. Mary,

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you get the intro first, because Dan fucking interrupted me again.

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Speaker 2: He doesn't like it when you bring up the weather.

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But I think that the people want to know what

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the father was.

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Speaker 3: He's lying.

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Speaker 1: It's probably sixty eight. Let me look up bad No,

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wasn't that right last time I looked it up. How

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are you doing, Mary?

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Speaker 2: I'm doing great. I'm well rested and relaxed after a

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nice couple of couple of weeks where I just got

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to chill. I've been playing a lot of games. We'll

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talk about that in a little bit.

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Speaker 1: But everything Arena.

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Speaker 2: Every Christmas, I get an old game, yeah, and I

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play through it as a part of my Smith's break.

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That is a part of what I do. And I've

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been doing Zelda's for the last few years because they

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take like five days to get through. So yeah, I

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got a new CRT. I got another new CRT. I

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have three now. I wish I took a photo of it.

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You guys should have seen my car.

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Speaker 1: I went to crtvs.

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Speaker 2: I went to a cabin in the woods and there

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was we almost didn't have room for the food because

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I had three CRTs buckled into each seat. One of

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them is a nine inch It's so cute. It's just

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the cutest little baby TV. I put Jurassic Park on it.

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You can barely see the t rex. I mean they

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are tiny, but awesome, awesome TVs for the for the holiday,

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and for you know, playing Star Fox. I had a

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great time.

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Speaker 3: Next time I go to Portland, I'm gonna go to

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your place and it's gonna be like the Dark Night,

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like Monitor Wall where all CRT stack.

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Speaker 1: You type your name in and it just starts exploding. Dan, Yeah, yeah,

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damn yeah, Mary, you've spoken enough. Dan, that's yes, yes.

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Speaker 3: Hi, Yes, there's I slept till four pm today.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we should. We should clarify if there's any h

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fogginess on our part. It's literally New Year's Day. It's

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the night of New Year's Day, but it's January.

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Speaker 2: You guys have a bit of the hair of the dog.

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Everybody does.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I was gonna I do fairly dry, you know,

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January or certain rules and stuff starting today. But there

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was an open bottle of white wine from my party

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last night, and it would just be irresponsible not to

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do it. So this is my last day for a bit.

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Speaker 2: Here you pour it down the drain like an animal.

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Speaker 3: You can't do that. That's insane.

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Speaker 1: No, I'd be wasting some hard work. Well kind of

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what let me can I guess from the what it

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looks like? Don't tell me why it looks like? Do

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you know what it is?

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Speaker 3: Not really so yellow?

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Speaker 1: I was gonna say it's probably a gold Chardonay with

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like full malactic from tas water.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, just like we said on the party invite thing

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that like, oh bring if you want to, you can

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bring you know, food or drink or whatever. But like

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we ordered a ton of head. I got a ton

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of beer and liquor and stuff like that. But everyone

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just brings a bottle of wine. So it's like I

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have like like twelve new bottles of wine that people brought,

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and it's like, well, shit, try not to drink as

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much in January. But I'll get to it.

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Speaker 2: I understand why people do that though, because a bottle

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of wine is something I'm willing to give up. It's like,

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especially if it's like a twelve fifteen dollars bottle, It's like,

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you can have this. It's a decent gift. Whereas like

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if you drink beer and you bring a twelve pack,

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because I can take down six beers in a night,

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so I'm gonna bring six, I'll drink more than that.

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Then I have to leave beers at your house.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I have a lot of beer too, which is nice.

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party is Tim. Tim Terry is fantastic, but he was

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in California this year. John Carson Formula a game informer.

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He is from Wisconsin and so he always brings this

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giant platter of like cheese kurds and awesome Wisconsin cheese

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and crackers and this new Galarious beer from Wisconsin, which

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is amazing. It's a man. He just pulls up and

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he bought me like this, like fifteen VHS tapes he

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found at Goodwill of all old like wrestling from the

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late nineties, and on every one of these the guy

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like lovingly like wrote down every single match and the

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date He's like this is when Goldberg beat token for

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the title, and it's just like original recordings from back then.

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So I put it in at the party. So I

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had the CRT going and it's just incredible old Like

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one of them I thought was a Monday nightro but

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it was a General hospital. So for a while we're

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just watching episodes of General Hospital from two thousand CRT.

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Speaker 2: But that's beautiful.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. But yeah, Carson, just above and beyond this here.

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Speaker 2: I mean, that's not a normal gift because you've been

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invited to a party. That was your Christmas present. That

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was a handmade gift.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, beer, cheese and old wrestling tapes. Carson knows me. Well, yeah, that's.

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Speaker 2: Right into your heart.

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Speaker 3: It was awesome.

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Speaker 1: That's rad. Now did you end up making the that

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drink the batching that you drink?

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Speaker 3: I didn't exactly how you told me, Mike. It's just

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here's the thing you text Mike Maharty about, Like it's like, hey,

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how do I do this? And you just assume it's

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going to be like an easy answer. And it's like

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me and Bank were in the car because we're going

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to the liquor store and it's just like like all

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these messages and it's a book of the most detailed

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knowledgeable information about how the lime chemicals bond with the liquor.

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Speaker 1: Well, hold on, hold on. I wasn't trying to be

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like pompous about it. I was actually trying. I was

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trying to like because basically Dan was trying to.

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Speaker 2: We're describing you, and you assume it's pompous.

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Speaker 3: That was not pet We were talking about tiki drinks.

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Speaker 1: We're asking out a batch of tea drink, and I

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basically was like, well, the reason you shake with ice

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is because the water actually binds the citrus and the booze.

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But then I was like, well, if you make it

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too far in advance and it might water it down

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too much. So then I was like, my point being,

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I should have thought it through more before I texted

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you back.

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Speaker 3: But oh no, but it was. It was awesome. It

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went great. It actually like, if you're worry too, you're

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gonna like, I've never made a big batch cocktail. We're

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gonna do all this shit and no one's gonna drink it.

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And it went quick. It was delicious.

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Speaker 2: That's great.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Well, the top notched volcano was the name of it,

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and yes, it's a big batch you Noah, Marichino cherry

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and pineapple and lime juice and rum and stuff, you know,

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tiggy stuff. It was great.

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Speaker 1: You guys do anything else besides what'd you do for

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for the holidays? Do you guys stay home?

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Speaker 2: Cabin?

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Speaker 3: Oh? He did the cabin?

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Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, I always do.

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Speaker 1: The cabin for like Christmas, and Ears.

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Speaker 2: Rented a cabin for Christmas Eve Christmas Day, and that's

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where I started Zelda. I also made a batch cocktail.

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I made Alton Brown's milk punch. Have you guys heard

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of this?

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Speaker 3: I don't think so.

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Speaker 1: I've heard of milk.

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Speaker 2: You gotta get on Alton Brown's TikTok. This guy's crazy.

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I love Alton Brown. Everybody loves Alton Brown. Just this

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like genius molecule man who like talks about the molecular

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science of like what you're making and makes great you

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know anything, honestly, but this milk punch. You you make tea.

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a bunch of port and I'm gonna forget but other

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important ingredients and then you pour all of the liquor

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in milk in whole milk and sounds grosst It curdles

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and gets all goofy and nasty. And then you pour

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the goop into a coffee filter and the ship at

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the bottom is clarified milk punch. It's shells. No, the

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liquid that drips from the goo is your finished product.

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And the milk I don't know. I don't know the

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science of it. It's an askalt and brown, but the

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science of it. The milk helps make the liquor extremely

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smooth and has this like really nice refined taste to

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it feels like velvet in your mouth, and it's shelf stable.

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Even though you dumped it in a bunch of milk.

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and it'll be totally fine.

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Speaker 3: Probably Henry, I swear to God. Just now, I thought

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in my head, I'm going to google this Alton Brown guy,

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and I was to say out loud, I was gonna

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be like, I bet this guy wears a bow tie.

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I've never heard of this man in my life. Does

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google them, And the first thing that popped up is

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the guy with the bow ties.

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Speaker 2: Yep, all right, yeah, he's great. He reminds me of

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like the MythBusters guys like he has this. He'll be like,

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we're gonna bake bread, but I'm going to show you

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the eight wrong ways to do it, and then I'll

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show you the science of why it's wrong, and then

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I'll show you them perfect bread. And everyone's like, this

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guy's a genius. But he's also entertaining.

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Speaker 3: Nice.

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Speaker 1: Do you follow a thirsty whale on Instagram? By any chance? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: I think I think said I follow him.

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Speaker 1: Man, he's awesome. He's uh, he's just like really entertaining.

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I don't know, seems like I could do. But he

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has a lot of cool cocktail videos. I think he's

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up in Portland, Maine or something, but he's probably my

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favorite cocktail follow on Instagram. No bow tie, no, no, no, no, no,

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this guy Like then, this.

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Speaker 2: Guy looks like he's in the Army.

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Speaker 3: What No, I could see it. I could see it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, huh interesting retired a retired Army cocktail mixologist. I

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Speaker 3: I spent a lot of time with Kayla, my sister,

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over the break when I went back to Kansas, and

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she continues to be fascinating in ways that I could

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not predict. Like I sit down to play Gears of

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War with her, and we have played again. Yeah, well

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we went through all the basic games and now reloaded

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came out last year and we did a couple of

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streams of that and we're going through on insane difficulty,

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and so we're like, you know, I, Act four, Act five,

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like we're near the end. It's like, oh, okay, that'd

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be fun. We can do split screen at her house

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and we can do a stream or whatever. I loaded

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up and immediately I'm like, I can't hit any active

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reloads here. Like this feels like shit, something is deeply

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wrong here. And keep in mind, she is the one

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that like beat most of not sec Securo on a

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PlayStation portal with whatever lag comes with that. And so

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I realized that again she doesn't She did the first

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one that she doesn't know anything about, like TV technology

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or anything like that, and I'm like, whoa you. I

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was like, Kayla, do you have like game mode turned

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on or anything. She's like what's that? And I was like,

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oh god, And so I checked she has like an

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older TV and I turned game mode on and she

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was like, oh, this feels way better. And so it

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was like a second long delay on active reloads and stuff,

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and her whole thing is like from games and Neo

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and and you know, not sectary. Was it securo like

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the most frame perfect needed things. And she was beating

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all these games like on like the worst input lag

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I've ever fucking seen in my life.

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Speaker 1: She just assumed all games take like a second to

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register what you're trying to do.

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Speaker 3: I guarantee she just didn't think about it in her head.

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Speaker 1: It's like Jimmy Hendrix with the right hand guitar.

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Speaker 3: She's the Jimmy interson video.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree, but you can coin that, Kayla. It's

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yours public domain now.

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Speaker 3: Just wild. Yeah, I switched it on. I was like,

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can you tell the difference. She's like, oh yeah, this

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feels way better now. She was doing like crazy speed

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run shit and like the hardest games ever on the

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hardest difficulties and it's just unreal. So yeah, that kind

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of blew me away.

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Speaker 2: She's probably getting adjusted to the time difference. Ultimately, if

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you're playing the same game again and again and again,

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you're getting adjusted to how long it takes for you

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to do your strike. So maybe she was just like, yeah,

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everything I do takes a half second. For it to

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impact and just got really adjusted to it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, like from games already have a bit of that

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delay because like it's supposed to like you're committing to

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the attack, which makes it even funnier that she was

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beating Securo.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. And then I go to my dad's place and

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he's put like four hundred hours into Breath the Wild.

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He plays it like daily since I got it for

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him years when you're well, he loves it and like

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the way he talks about it is really awesome too,

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because it said it reminds him of like he was

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a kid and you would just go out in the

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woods and explore and things, and it's like, wow, that's

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the coolest you could say about a game, is like

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that gave you that feeling and then nothing else has

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made you feel that way since you were a kid.

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But it's it's so interesting because he is just a

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stubborn older man who doesn't play a lot of video games,

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so he's like refuses to learn lock on, like locking

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onto an enemy. So like he does, he's unlocked the

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entire map. He's literally spent like four hundred plus hours

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playing this game. But like whenever he goes to a shrine.

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That's one of the major test of skill or strength

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or minor test of strength where you just had to

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fight one of those guardian things. He just won't do

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it because like he won't lock onto anything, so like

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combat stuff he can't really do in that game. He

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hasn't done a single Divine Beast, So you know, every

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year I go back, I'm like, Dad, just go here,

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you'll get the single Lets you jump over the like

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this rivalis gale thing. It'll help you a ton, And

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he refuses to because he has to talk to NPCs

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and he's like, I don't want to talk to people,

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so he just explores. I think he barely touches the

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camera and he's got every tower, He's done a million TrEPS.

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I actually did get him to get the Master Sword.

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He was being kind of stuffing about that I don't

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need that. I'm fine, I'm fine. I was like that

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it's a sword that never breaks, you're gonna win. So

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I did. Actually like he had enough hearts and everything,

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so I got him the Master Sword. But he gets

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so pissed off every time he sees a korok. He

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thinks the idiots they are climb up a whole mountain,

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and I have to do a thing and find.

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Speaker 2: A thing, don't.

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Speaker 1: He just gets so mad every time he sees a korrock.

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What does he think about weapon degradation?

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Speaker 3: I mean, I don't think it bothers him.

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Speaker 1: Like, what does he think about difficulty in video games?

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Speaker 3: I don't think he thinks about it. He's uh, yeah, he.

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Speaker 1: Think about Israel. No, I'm sure fall on the subject.

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That's more than I played Breath of the Wild.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, me too. I mean, it's my maybe favorite game

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of all time. But it's like it is kind of cool,

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Like it's frustrating that. It's like, Dad, you could be

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making this so much easier for yourself.

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Speaker 2: Like he's already unlocked all the towers if you're not

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gonna anything.

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Speaker 3: He does shrines, but like he's also like he doesn't

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listen when anyone tells him anything ever, So it's like,

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literally every time I go back home, I'm like, all right, Dad,

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you can warp to any of these shrines, even if

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you haven't finished it. If it's yellow in the middle,

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you can warp there.

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Speaker 2: So he's talking every she walks everywhere.

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Speaker 3: He doesn't use the camera. He wouldn't learn about the

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fairy stuff.

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Speaker 1: It's the camera. Wouldn't you only be able to walk

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in one direction?

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Speaker 3: And he started to do it, But the thing is

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he won't do it at the same time he's running,

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so he'll like stop, he'll rotate and then kind of

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like run another one. So like, objectively, he's playing it

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wrong in a lot of ways, but like he fucking

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loves it.

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Speaker 2: So it's like your entire family is just playing on

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boomer mode.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, it's weird that I'm the one that understands

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the tech stuff more in games. Well, I guess that

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makes sense.

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Speaker 2: It's your fucking job where if you did it, your

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your whole bloodline should end.

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Speaker 3: Jesus.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you said something like that a few weeks ago,

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and I was like, I felt like a like a

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like a lot.

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Speaker 2: It's all, but you have to, like someone has to

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pay attention to these things, and it's you. I don't

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expect your dad to. I don't I like completely understand

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that your dad would not do that. I have my

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My mom would play uh Gears with me sometimes and

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I would try to explain in the idea that you

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have to look with one toggle and move with the other.

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Could not could not process that. Yeah, can she throw

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a grenade?

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Speaker 1: Yes?

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Speaker 2: Can she shoot? Yes? Not very well, but blake she

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and she understands the basics. And I think ultimately, if

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you have a good time, like if he's having good

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time getting diamonds or whatever it is that he wants

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to do in that game, spending all of his time

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running voluntarily running, maybe he's doing the building thing with

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that guy who's like, help me lift this sign. Maybe

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he's helping that guy out.

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Speaker 1: He would hate the ultra hand stuff.

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Speaker 3: Oh he would. That's why I didn't even get him

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that is because it's like it'd be too finniky for him.

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He didn't know there was a many He's played four

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hundred hours in this game. He just saw the mini

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map for the first time a few days ago because

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I told him, like, hey, Dad, go here on the

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many matters. What are you talking about, MANI map? It's

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like down there's like what's that? And it's like that's

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like he's never set a stamp. I kept trying to

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show him how to do the stamps, and like he

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refuses to go to the adventure log, so it's like

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he'll be like, I don't know what to do now

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I feel like I've seen the whole map and I

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was just like, Dad, look at this adventure log thing.

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These are all quests that if you hit a on it,

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it will put a blinking yellow dot on your map.

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And he just refuses to engage with that system any

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kind of map stuff.

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Speaker 1: Imagine. Okay, So that would be funny then, because correct

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me if I'm wrong. In breath the while, you would

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see the yellow quest marker on the edge of the

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mini map, yeah, assuming you're not close to it. So

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that'd be funny for him because he would just see

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the yellow dot and walk toward it, not knowing how

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long it's going to take him. So it might be

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on the other side of.

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Speaker 3: The mom but he won't even do that. He doesn't

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He ignores and dot.

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Speaker 1: It would just be funny to see, like, yeah, he

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just sets off toward the yellow dot which is on

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the edge of the mini map, not knowing whether it's

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on the other side of the map or near him.

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Speaker 3: I've tried. I've tried for many many years now, and

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it's just like, well, that's just not going to stick.

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He's gonna play it the way he wants to. But

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he enjoys it, so whatever we.

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Speaker 1: Talked about that with it. That was an email question

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I don't know, five six episodes ago and someone's like,

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what's like a game you didn't realize you were playing incorrectly?

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And I think Kayla, it was her not having game

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mode on your deck. That is just wilfully ignoring super

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helpful and interesting things in Breath.

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Speaker 3: Of the wif Yeah, it's like I don't like going

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to a place and talking to a bunch of fish people,

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but like it's gonna get me to a thing. That's like,

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it's gonna give me a helpful thing and progress the game.

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And it's like, he does not give me somebody to

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talk to a fish man. He's out, yeah some of

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that stuff like morphs hyral.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I'm not gonna talk to any fish man.

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Speaker 3: You know. When I started getting frustrated with him and

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telling him, like, Dad, I tell you this every year.

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It would make you so much, he was like, Dan,

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how many people my age? How many of your friend's

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dad do you think? Are I've ever like played Breath

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the Wild at all or would even like give it

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a shot?

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Speaker 2: Or was like a lot of parents play Breath of

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the Wild.

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Speaker 3: Sure, but I mean, you know, he's like, there's not

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a ton of guys his it, like in their sixties

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playing it or whatever, Like I can't think most of

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my friend's parents are playing, you know. And then I

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was like, all right, I guess I gotta give you

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a little credit there. And you are enjoying it and

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playing it, but it's like, man, you could make it

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so much easier for yourself.

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Speaker 2: He's like adventurous and yet ridiculously stubborn. Yeah, he's somewhere

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in between where he's like, look at me branching out

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into youth stuff. I'm not opening up the fucking map.

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I'm walking four hours to pick up this apple like that.

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Speaker 1: What Emoto made the first game about was like exploring

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the woods around his house near Kyoto and the yeah

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splunking and whatnot in the first one.

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Speaker 3: Speaking of the stubborn stuff, the new dumb argument he

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has that he's dug his heels in all the way

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on is that he's like, I just don't get why

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there's all these voice actors and people will talk about

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them like they're actors, like they're acting, and what are

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you talking about? And he's like, yeah, they're not. They're

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talking it's not acting. It's like, well, no, you've probably

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heard the one where you were saying that Broadway performers

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aren't actors, they're performers, and so in his head it's

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like he says, you have to have a camera on

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you and you have to be pretending to be someone

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else to be acting, otherwise you're performing. Broadway people they're

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they're very talented, verier, but they're not actors voice actors.

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They're just talking, that's not They're just reading words off

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a script. And I was like, what douck inflection and

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notion and he just dug his heels in all the way.

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Like at family Christmas, I brought that and everybody in

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the family was like, Paul, you're being completely insane. He's like,

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it's just talking. It's just talking.

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Speaker 1: I feel like like in many ways voice acting would

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be harder because you don't have visual aid. You have

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to convey everything through your voice. Right.

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Speaker 2: You can't use your eyes. All you have.

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Speaker 1: Is or your tears.

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Speaker 2: You can't use any of the face. Name another one.

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You can't use your smile of your case.

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Speaker 1: Actually today is kind of appropriate.

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Speaker 3: Here's another one of those trips home, you know, and

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everything that comes with it.

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Speaker 1: We stayed. We told both our sides of the family

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earlier this year that we were just going to stay

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for Thanksgiving and Christmas and enjoy. Ever since we got

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married or since we moved in here, we've been busy

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on the holidays. We're like, oh, we're going to enjoy it.

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And then Amanda got sick on the twenty third, so

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I mean, we're already going to be home, but then

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we were home way more than we planned. But I

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mean she she felt better recently before New Year's but like,

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all right, well, good thing we didn't travel anywhere because

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she was like violently I would say.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, was it food poisoning?

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Speaker 1: Doesn't No, sorry I shouldn't say violently. She was just

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like laid out on the couch for like like two

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like flu wise.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that just sounds like really yeah bad.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Anytime it's violent, I'm like, you're pukin.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, sorry, not violent like that, Like I just

474
00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:19,440
mean like it knocked her on her ass for a couple.

475
00:20:19,279 --> 00:20:21,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, she was done. So that sucks. It sucks for

476
00:20:21,440 --> 00:20:22,960
that to happen over your break too, because you work

477
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:26,480
so hard for it, right, Like Christmas break is so coveted.

478
00:20:27,119 --> 00:20:29,240
We were talking about this a little bit earlier, but

479
00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:31,960
it's just a lot of people are on the edge

480
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,279
of burnout as they get into Christmas break. You really

481
00:20:34,279 --> 00:20:37,720
deserve that time, but for so many people because you're

482
00:20:38,359 --> 00:20:40,960
working so hard. As soon as you're on your break,

483
00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:43,240
it's almost like your body's like, am I allowed to

484
00:20:43,319 --> 00:20:44,240
finally be sick?

485
00:20:44,319 --> 00:20:46,160
Speaker 1: Yeah? Or when you're traveling and then you get sick

486
00:20:46,240 --> 00:20:48,279
right when you get home. That happens to me pretty often,

487
00:20:48,440 --> 00:20:50,519
Like it's just like, oh, you're in a safe spot

488
00:20:50,559 --> 00:20:52,039
and you can be sick now. I don't know what

489
00:20:52,079 --> 00:20:55,000
the actual physiology is behind it, but it's always bodies

490
00:20:55,039 --> 00:20:55,720
are crazy.

491
00:20:55,920 --> 00:21:05,640
Speaker 2: I I my body knows when I can't poop my body.

492
00:21:06,119 --> 00:21:09,319
If like I'm on a hike, yeah, never.

493
00:21:10,880 --> 00:21:11,559
Speaker 1: Get after you.

494
00:21:14,599 --> 00:21:16,839
Speaker 2: Well, you know, sometimes people will be like we'll be

495
00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:18,920
at brunch or something. You'll be like, I gotta go,

496
00:21:19,039 --> 00:21:20,799
and it's just like that happens to so many people,

497
00:21:21,119 --> 00:21:25,359
not me. I my body won't allow me until I'm home,

498
00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:27,440
safe and sound. Then it'll be like it's time.

499
00:21:28,799 --> 00:21:29,000
Speaker 1: House.

500
00:21:29,920 --> 00:21:31,759
Speaker 2: Well, I mean at some point I have to. But

501
00:21:31,880 --> 00:21:35,279
what I'm saying is is like if I ever let's say,

502
00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:36,720
I'm trying to think of like I do, like an

503
00:21:36,799 --> 00:21:40,640
all day excursion somewhere. My body will just be like, Nope,

504
00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:42,519
you don't need to go. And then when I get

505
00:21:42,559 --> 00:21:45,960
home to the hotel and I'm alone, my body will

506
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,039
be like it's time, but like it just knows not

507
00:21:48,119 --> 00:21:52,880
to do it in an unsafe out you know, outdoor experiences.

508
00:21:55,119 --> 00:22:00,400
Speaker 1: No, No, I probably know, I definite shouldn't. It was

509
00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:05,440
on the same flight three times Minneapolis to our foot.

510
00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:06,559
Speaker 3: No, Jill, you're in the cockpit.

511
00:22:06,640 --> 00:22:10,359
Speaker 2: Someone's been in the mile.

512
00:22:13,920 --> 00:22:16,519
Speaker 1: Fucking I'm the captain of that club. Baby.

513
00:22:17,119 --> 00:22:18,680
Speaker 3: I don't know if I've.

514
00:22:18,559 --> 00:22:22,759
Speaker 1: Told you this. There's a there's a restaurant here you

515
00:22:22,759 --> 00:22:25,000
guys might have been to. It's called Anthony David's in

516
00:22:25,039 --> 00:22:28,759
my in Hoboken. But there's two bathrooms. One's really cool

517
00:22:28,799 --> 00:22:30,599
because the door looks like part of the wall, so

518
00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:32,680
we call it the secret bathroom. There's another one in

519
00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:36,599
the back, which is bigger. However, that bathroom kind of

520
00:22:36,640 --> 00:22:38,480
opens up. If you were to leave that bathroom, you're

521
00:22:38,559 --> 00:22:42,720
right amongst the tables basically. So uh, I always try

522
00:22:42,759 --> 00:22:46,440
not to go there because if I have to poop there,

523
00:22:46,880 --> 00:22:49,359
then it's gonna be pretty obvious that I pooped when

524
00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:51,720
I leave and there's people eating right near it.

525
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:56,079
Speaker 2: Ah, that's awful. So my body would be like no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

526
00:22:55,960 --> 00:22:58,279
Speaker 1: You can't. I had one of those terrible things where

527
00:22:58,279 --> 00:23:00,359
I was like, uh, I went into the bathroom and

528
00:23:00,359 --> 00:23:03,400
it already smelled, so the previous person like wrecked it.

529
00:23:04,319 --> 00:23:06,920
So I was hoping that no one was waiting when

530
00:23:06,920 --> 00:23:09,559
I came out, because then they would think it was me.

531
00:23:10,079 --> 00:23:12,079
So I opened the door and this was like New

532
00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:14,559
Year's Eve several years ago, and I and I had

533
00:23:14,559 --> 00:23:17,680
had a few drinks, so that definitely uh kind of

534
00:23:18,240 --> 00:23:20,880
added to this. And I opened the door and there

535
00:23:20,920 --> 00:23:23,200
was a woman standing there and I just like said her.

536
00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:25,359
I was like, that was the guy before me. They

537
00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:28,240
went back to the table. That's a weird thing to say.

538
00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:30,359
I should have just acknowledged. I should have just let it,

539
00:23:30,799 --> 00:23:31,319
let it go.

540
00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:34,960
Speaker 2: You should have let That's funny though, because like, either

541
00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:38,240
you know, depending on how truthful you look, she's either

542
00:23:38,359 --> 00:23:40,400
like wow, well you know that was awkward, where she

543
00:23:40,519 --> 00:23:42,839
was like that son of a bitch just shiit and

544
00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:44,119
lied to my face.

545
00:23:44,799 --> 00:23:47,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, it was I realized after I was like,

546
00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:50,160
it was kind of a lose lose to say anything,

547
00:23:50,319 --> 00:23:53,000
but I still did not want her to think that

548
00:23:53,079 --> 00:23:54,759
I pooped in the bathroom because I didn't.

549
00:23:54,759 --> 00:23:55,119
Speaker 3: That time.

550
00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:59,720
Speaker 1: That annoyed me. I didn't. Yeah, there's none other times

551
00:23:59,759 --> 00:24:03,839
I was be careful in there and then but yeah,

552
00:24:03,839 --> 00:24:04,920
and then I just got back to the table and

553
00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:06,200
I didn't see her the rest of the night. So

554
00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:06,680
that worked out.

555
00:24:06,720 --> 00:24:09,039
Speaker 2: One time at a party, I was in a group

556
00:24:09,079 --> 00:24:12,319
of like five people work party. There's like work people,

557
00:24:12,519 --> 00:24:18,680
and someone farts and without hesitating, no, you could smell it, okay,

558
00:24:19,039 --> 00:24:24,240
and without hesitation. One of my coworkers was like, Mary,

559
00:24:24,319 --> 00:24:26,799
was that you? And I was like, first of all,

560
00:24:28,039 --> 00:24:30,960
I'm a victim. I am a victim like everybody else

561
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:34,119
in this group. How dare you accuse me? And the

562
00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:37,000
more I defended myself, the more guilty I.

563
00:24:37,079 --> 00:24:41,319
Speaker 1: Look, weird.

564
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:45,920
Speaker 3: Lines coming off.

565
00:24:47,519 --> 00:24:50,440
Speaker 2: And try to tell them listen, you guys, I can't

566
00:24:50,440 --> 00:24:53,319
even poop in public places. My body won't allow it.

567
00:24:53,359 --> 00:24:57,319
There's no fucking way. I'm just like, I look guiltier

568
00:24:57,319 --> 00:24:59,839
the more I'm defending this. I can't believe I got

569
00:24:59,880 --> 00:25:03,160
like accused. It was a mess, and I think to

570
00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:07,200
this day, everyone's like, she did it. He's still out there,

571
00:25:07,559 --> 00:25:11,160
is all we know. A god damn bird.

572
00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:16,160
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he's fucking he's on in the wind. One

573
00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:18,039
other story that reminds me of that you were talking

574
00:25:18,079 --> 00:25:19,960
about how like your body knows when you can't poop.

575
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:21,480
It's like, you know how when you have to pee,

576
00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:24,240
the closer you get to the toilet, like the more

577
00:25:24,279 --> 00:25:25,960
you have to because again your body is like nose,

578
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:26,839
you're about to really sell.

579
00:25:26,880 --> 00:25:29,519
Speaker 3: Like also with poop. I feel that more. Oh really?

580
00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:33,880
Oh yeah, okay, I can feel like if I'm in

581
00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:37,279
my eyes detect a toilet, it could be like a

582
00:25:37,519 --> 00:25:39,480
you could print out a picture of toilet, show my

583
00:25:39,519 --> 00:25:42,039
brain and it would just start percolating like crazy.

584
00:25:43,359 --> 00:25:46,039
Speaker 1: Detective toilet and just say, if I see a toilet,

585
00:25:46,119 --> 00:25:49,680
dam it's a weird way to.

586
00:25:51,440 --> 00:25:54,279
Speaker 3: You can draw a toilet into a toilet. I just

587
00:25:54,279 --> 00:25:56,000
ship my pants all right.

588
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,920
Speaker 1: Anyway, one time, my buddy and I were driving back

589
00:25:58,960 --> 00:26:02,039
from a friend's house to his house, and he had

590
00:26:02,039 --> 00:26:04,359
to pee the whole drive, like half an hour back home,

591
00:26:04,759 --> 00:26:06,480
and the closer we got to the house, he had

592
00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:08,160
to pee more and more. And it was the middle

593
00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:11,599
of winter. In Syracuse, New York. So he like fucking

594
00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:14,960
koreems into his driveway, slams the brakes, puts the car

595
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:17,880
in park, gets out of the car, immediately slips on

596
00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:20,599
some black ice, and pisses himself on the drive.

597
00:26:21,039 --> 00:26:22,519
Speaker 3: Oh my god.

598
00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:25,160
Speaker 1: He's completely fine. Now, It's why I can laugh about it. Also,

599
00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:26,920
you guys have met him. I'm gonna say his name,

600
00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:30,359
but it was the I have never he pissed himself.

601
00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:33,359
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, like as like Alex Navarro.

602
00:26:34,799 --> 00:26:39,920
Speaker 1: No, no, no, it's my hometown friend. I felt so bad.

603
00:26:39,920 --> 00:26:42,240
But then when I saw these fine like later that day,

604
00:26:42,279 --> 00:26:46,240
I like just started laughing uncontrollably because he was completely fine.

605
00:26:46,279 --> 00:26:48,880
But yeah, he piss himself in the middle of winter.

606
00:26:49,039 --> 00:26:51,559
Speaker 2: It was I mean, your body must be so confused.

607
00:26:51,559 --> 00:26:53,680
If you have to go that badly and you have

608
00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:57,519
like a violent act occur to you. I would also

609
00:26:57,680 --> 00:27:00,279
just be like, whatever, you know, I got bigger fish

610
00:27:00,319 --> 00:27:02,720
to fry. I might have a concussion. You're I'm pissing.

611
00:27:03,559 --> 00:27:07,000
I can understand my body wanting. They were like essentially

612
00:27:07,079 --> 00:27:07,839
letting one go.

613
00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:12,279
Speaker 1: And also once you start pissing yourself, I feel like

614
00:27:12,359 --> 00:27:16,039
it's tough, like it it would hurt. Stop you're gonna

615
00:27:16,039 --> 00:27:16,160
do it?

616
00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:18,160
Speaker 3: How much more damage can be done? You already got

617
00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:18,519
to change it.

618
00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:22,079
Speaker 2: I only feed myself a little afterward.

619
00:27:22,599 --> 00:27:25,119
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, I don't know that for.

620
00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:27,880
Speaker 2: He salted the driveway with his urine.

621
00:27:28,039 --> 00:27:32,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't have any transition for this. But we

622
00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:35,160
watched the entire True Detective season one today. We were

623
00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:37,680
talking about last night, and we went out for dinner

624
00:27:37,759 --> 00:27:39,880
last night, like a long dinner, and we were talking

625
00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:42,440
about True Detective night Country. We had not watched it,

626
00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:44,279
so we're like, oh, we should watch season one, And

627
00:27:44,279 --> 00:27:46,200
we watched the entirety of it today. That's how we

628
00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:49,480
spent New Year's Day. Oh yeah, it's amazing.

629
00:27:49,519 --> 00:27:51,079
Speaker 3: Still. I remember thinking it was like a perfect season

630
00:27:51,079 --> 00:27:53,519
of television, and then a lot of very not perfect

631
00:27:53,519 --> 00:27:54,480
seasons of television.

632
00:27:54,519 --> 00:27:58,559
Speaker 1: But yeah, I've tried really hard with season two several times,

633
00:27:58,759 --> 00:28:01,039
and then like the Cardinals and that one commits is

634
00:28:01,119 --> 00:28:04,039
just it's boring as fuck. Like it's also messy and

635
00:28:04,079 --> 00:28:06,119
inconsistent and the characters don't make sense, but like it's

636
00:28:06,119 --> 00:28:06,960
also just boring.

637
00:28:07,359 --> 00:28:10,079
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's the worst one by far. Three is serviceable

638
00:28:10,519 --> 00:28:13,359
for three? Is right? Yeah?

639
00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:13,640
Speaker 1: Yeah?

640
00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:15,240
Speaker 3: And if you're just about to start four. I won't

641
00:28:15,240 --> 00:28:19,440
say my thoughts on him, but yeah.

642
00:28:18,279 --> 00:28:20,839
Speaker 1: We're gonna watch it regardless. But did you like it?

643
00:28:21,440 --> 00:28:24,680
Speaker 3: Very strong setup and super does not stick the landing

644
00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:24,960
at all?

645
00:28:25,119 --> 00:28:25,480
Speaker 1: Gotcha?

646
00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:25,799
Speaker 3: Okay?

647
00:28:25,839 --> 00:28:27,119
Speaker 2: Interesting is that the last one?

648
00:28:27,279 --> 00:28:28,880
Speaker 3: Yeah? Great performances.

649
00:28:29,079 --> 00:28:31,960
Speaker 2: We've discussed this before. I liked it, Mike, some people

650
00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:33,599
and I disagree on it.

651
00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:36,160
Speaker 1: We have talked about it. Yes, we're gonna watch it.

652
00:28:36,759 --> 00:28:39,880
I don't even I've still never seen three. The Marshall

653
00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:40,359
Ali one.

654
00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:41,839
Speaker 3: It's fine, It's fine.

655
00:28:41,839 --> 00:28:45,200
Speaker 1: Okay, but uh but yeah we watched that. I think

656
00:28:45,359 --> 00:28:48,839
we have one more episode of Pluribus or are they

657
00:28:48,839 --> 00:28:49,480
all out yet?

658
00:28:49,839 --> 00:28:51,240
Speaker 3: Yeah? We're all out? Yeah.

659
00:28:52,079 --> 00:28:53,319
Speaker 1: How divisive that show was?

660
00:28:53,519 --> 00:28:53,799
Speaker 3: It was?

661
00:28:54,519 --> 00:28:54,799
Speaker 1: It is?

662
00:28:54,960 --> 00:28:58,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, you should check out the Rotten Tomatoes, dude, because

663
00:28:58,240 --> 00:29:01,759
the critic is like ninety eight and the and the People,

664
00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:05,799
the Regular People is like forty something. It's nuts.

665
00:29:05,880 --> 00:29:07,599
Speaker 1: Yeah. I feel like everybody I've talked to you either

666
00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:11,599
thinks it is a masterpiece of like TV writing. Other

667
00:29:11,599 --> 00:29:14,039
people are like, it's so fucking slow and dumb.

668
00:29:14,079 --> 00:29:16,640
Speaker 3: Oh. I like it, but that's the argument. And I

669
00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:18,960
will not say any spoilers here at all. It reminds

670
00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:21,160
me of the first season Better Called Saul, where it's

671
00:29:21,240 --> 00:29:24,319
like it is slow. It is a slow burn for sure,

672
00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:27,200
but it is setting stuff up, and like I am very,

673
00:29:27,319 --> 00:29:29,400
very invested in seeing the season two of this, so.

674
00:29:29,839 --> 00:29:33,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, no, just like philosophically, it's hilarious once you're

675
00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:39,519
like really interesting, once you see like the implications of

676
00:29:39,559 --> 00:29:42,319
that premise, how you see how different survivors are dealing

677
00:29:42,359 --> 00:29:46,720
with it, it's really good. Also, fuck, Ria Seahorn's amazing.

678
00:29:47,079 --> 00:29:49,079
There's there's parts in that show where I'm like, I

679
00:29:49,160 --> 00:29:51,799
can't fucking hate her character, and like they could do

680
00:29:51,839 --> 00:29:53,640
a good job of making her like you kind of

681
00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:56,759
loathe her at certain points, but Ria Seahorns amazing, Like

682
00:29:56,799 --> 00:29:59,599
she's very good. I'm so glad she got like the

683
00:29:59,599 --> 00:30:02,559
starring role because she was amazing in Better Call Saul,

684
00:30:02,599 --> 00:30:06,519
and that's the only thing I've seen her in. I think, Yeah, no,

685
00:30:06,640 --> 00:30:09,839
that show's good. I think we're are they all out

686
00:30:09,839 --> 00:30:10,759
now the episodes?

687
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:13,079
Speaker 3: I think we're a couple of weeks ago. Yeah, I

688
00:30:13,079 --> 00:30:15,680
think we're like two behind something like Okay, Yeah, I'm

689
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:18,119
I really like that whole season a lot.

690
00:30:18,279 --> 00:30:20,720
Speaker 2: I liked it too, and I think it's really reflective

691
00:30:20,799 --> 00:30:25,920
of the creator. One of the most coveted episodes of

692
00:30:25,920 --> 00:30:31,960
Breaking Bad critically was the fly episode, where it's some

693
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:35,000
people are comparing this to that, which is like, these

694
00:30:35,039 --> 00:30:41,079
are long drawn out situations that help you to really

695
00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:46,279
understand a character, so that when shit really does start moving,

696
00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:49,599
you'll really fundamentally understand why the characters are doing what

697
00:30:49,640 --> 00:30:55,759
they're doing. She is very unlikable in the final episode,

698
00:30:55,839 --> 00:30:58,720
and I will not I will not spoil it, but

699
00:30:58,759 --> 00:31:02,400
I completely understand why some of the season is unliked

700
00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:06,200
because I think she's very unlikable, but she does a

701
00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:10,119
tremendous job and I do empathize with her. I spent

702
00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:12,279
like the whole next two days talking about what I

703
00:31:12,279 --> 00:31:14,519
would do if I got pluribist, And I actually really

704
00:31:14,519 --> 00:31:16,599
would like to ask you guys, what you would do

705
00:31:17,319 --> 00:31:21,880
if you got pluribist? If you had everybody else in

706
00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:24,119
the world is warped, right, They're all one of them.

707
00:31:24,559 --> 00:31:29,279
But you have agency, and you have all this power.

708
00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:33,359
You know, if you want money, if you want art,

709
00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:37,720
if you wanna see the bottom of the ocean, they're

710
00:31:37,759 --> 00:31:39,960
gonna help you do that. Like, what would you are.

711
00:31:39,960 --> 00:31:43,720
Speaker 3: Removing good time from all the grief and awful stuff.

712
00:31:43,720 --> 00:31:46,200
If like our friends and family and loved ones all

713
00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:48,759
got joined, you know, if it was just purely.

714
00:31:48,759 --> 00:31:51,039
Speaker 2: Yo, I can't separate the two. I will have to

715
00:31:51,079 --> 00:31:55,000
say that your family is all them. I will remove

716
00:31:55,240 --> 00:31:57,240
no one died in front of you. How about that?

717
00:31:57,519 --> 00:31:59,279
Speaker 3: Okay? I mean I still think like that's the thing.

718
00:31:59,319 --> 00:32:01,839
If like my friends and family and loved ones were

719
00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:04,680
all joined, I think I would be fixating very much

720
00:32:04,680 --> 00:32:07,880
on like somehow getting them back to humanity, you.

721
00:32:07,799 --> 00:32:10,200
Speaker 2: Know, all time and no point would you be like,

722
00:32:10,279 --> 00:32:13,880
I'm also gonna become a wrestling star and I get

723
00:32:13,920 --> 00:32:14,400
to fight.

724
00:32:15,519 --> 00:32:16,440
Speaker 3: Have you seen blank check?

725
00:32:17,079 --> 00:32:19,720
Speaker 2: Yes, I've seen blank How dare you shake your head?

726
00:32:19,759 --> 00:32:21,839
Speaker 3: Mike, he's too young?

727
00:32:22,559 --> 00:32:24,799
Speaker 2: Crazy?

728
00:32:24,920 --> 00:32:28,279
Speaker 1: Is that the when the kid gets a blank check?

729
00:32:29,720 --> 00:32:29,839
Speaker 4: No?

730
00:32:29,880 --> 00:32:32,880
Speaker 1: Thanks, I'm not the Christmas wish. I've seen blank check.

731
00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:38,079
Speaker 3: No, it's just some other. When I saw blank check

732
00:32:38,559 --> 00:32:40,839
as a child, it was like, well, that's the template

733
00:32:40,839 --> 00:32:43,160
of like, that's the dream. That's the best thing. That

734
00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:43,759
you'd have a.

735
00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:46,440
Speaker 2: Big party, you'd buy a mansion and fill it with ship.

736
00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:48,079
Speaker 3: You have a slide that comes out of your window.

737
00:32:48,119 --> 00:32:49,640
You got a go Kurt thing, you got a boxing

738
00:32:49,799 --> 00:32:51,839
ring with the big inflatable boxing gloves.

739
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:54,160
Speaker 2: Are you saying that none of your ambitions have changed

740
00:32:54,200 --> 00:32:55,119
since you were seven?

741
00:32:56,000 --> 00:33:00,599
Speaker 3: I think that's fairs is.

742
00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:02,920
Speaker 1: The realizing in real as He says, Well.

743
00:33:02,839 --> 00:33:05,759
Speaker 2: I've been plurvist. I'm really upset about my family and friends.

744
00:33:05,759 --> 00:33:08,920
But check out this sixth slide from my top phone.

745
00:33:09,079 --> 00:33:12,079
Speaker 3: From my degree. I would be like if I have

746
00:33:12,160 --> 00:33:14,359
like two goals my entire life, It's like I got

747
00:33:14,359 --> 00:33:16,359
to figure out how to get paid to play video games,

748
00:33:16,559 --> 00:33:19,559
and I need to blank check myself. And I think

749
00:33:19,599 --> 00:33:24,279
if I got pluribist, I could that that's two for two. Yeah,

750
00:33:24,359 --> 00:33:26,319
it'd be very easy to blank check. Like that's better

751
00:33:26,359 --> 00:33:28,359
than blank check. Money doesn't even matter anymore.

752
00:33:28,720 --> 00:33:30,920
Speaker 2: Number that you could check off your list, like think

753
00:33:31,279 --> 00:33:33,599
Like for me, I'd be like, listen, if I'm stuck

754
00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:38,119
in this situation, take me to all the craziest locations

755
00:33:38,119 --> 00:33:40,640
that are very difficult to travel to. Yes, cater to

756
00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:43,160
my every whim so that I'm safe, But I want

757
00:33:43,160 --> 00:33:46,160
to see like the depths of the jungle. I want

758
00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:49,400
to see like the craziest areas of Yeah, I want

759
00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:51,160
to see the taj Mahal. I want to see all

760
00:33:51,160 --> 00:33:54,559
these like show them all to me quickly and efficiently

761
00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:58,000
and safely so that I can like experience the entire world.

762
00:33:58,119 --> 00:34:00,559
It's so cool like that you could do that. I

763
00:34:00,599 --> 00:34:03,559
want a movie that I get to direct, and I'm

764
00:34:03,559 --> 00:34:06,200
gonna write it, and you guys have to make it good,

765
00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:07,960
and I want all the best writers working on it

766
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:09,679
so that it's really awesome, and then I want you

767
00:34:09,719 --> 00:34:13,079
guys to like make it and then I'm gonna watch it.

768
00:34:13,239 --> 00:34:16,000
Speaker 3: Like everyone around you would be like Dinney Villanu and

769
00:34:16,079 --> 00:34:17,960
like the best cinematographers and the best writs are like

770
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:20,639
you would always have to the greatest minds in everything,

771
00:34:21,079 --> 00:34:21,880
And I make cars.

772
00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:25,920
Speaker 1: If they're that happy, like I feel like they lose

773
00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:26,440
their edge.

774
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:30,320
Speaker 2: Still, they are soft because they're all merged, right, So

775
00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:33,559
it's like who's arguing with each other? There's something to

776
00:34:33,559 --> 00:34:35,800
be said about that. Also, you're basically the law of

777
00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:39,079
the land, so no one's arguing with you. So you're wrong, right,

778
00:34:39,119 --> 00:34:41,360
Like let's say you're you write it and you write

779
00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:43,679
a piece of shit. No one's gonna be like this

780
00:34:43,880 --> 00:34:46,920
is bad. They're all gonna make your piece of shit garbage.

781
00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:49,119
Speaker 3: And there's the best they can't get that matters.

782
00:34:50,599 --> 00:34:53,400
Speaker 1: Discussions would be boring. Yeah, I would suck one of

783
00:34:53,440 --> 00:34:55,559
the if everybody was joined except one person.

784
00:34:55,719 --> 00:34:58,039
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like, I don't want this to happen to be fair,

785
00:34:58,119 --> 00:34:59,360
but I would make most.

786
00:34:59,159 --> 00:35:00,559
Speaker 1: You guys do want is to happen.

787
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:07,639
Speaker 2: Sounds like I love the idea of like us doing

788
00:35:07,719 --> 00:35:14,599
Game of the Year. We really like sectory.

789
00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:18,239
Speaker 1: But the fuck, I'm just gonna say the name of

790
00:35:18,239 --> 00:35:19,960
the episode. I'm not gonna say what it's about. The

791
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:25,800
Gap episode. Holy fuck, it's it's it's called the Gap.

792
00:35:26,320 --> 00:35:28,559
It's Mary. You just mentioned the jungle. That's what.

793
00:35:29,519 --> 00:35:31,400
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that one was really stressful.

794
00:35:31,519 --> 00:35:36,039
Speaker 1: That reminded me of Do you guys ever watch The Leftovers? No,

795
00:35:36,079 --> 00:35:38,039
there's an episode similar. It's kind of like a Bottle

796
00:35:38,119 --> 00:35:43,480
episode where one character, Pastor Matt, Father Matt, Pastor Matt

797
00:35:43,480 --> 00:35:45,880
is trying to get back into this like post apocalyptic

798
00:35:46,440 --> 00:35:48,760
town and he just cannot get in. And it sounds

799
00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:51,159
like a very boring premise, but it's an incredible episode

800
00:35:51,199 --> 00:35:54,440
of TV. And then two other things quick. I finally

801
00:35:54,440 --> 00:35:55,599
watched One Battle after Another.

802
00:35:55,960 --> 00:35:56,719
Speaker 3: That movie is awesome.

803
00:35:57,039 --> 00:35:57,840
Speaker 2: I haven't seen it.

804
00:35:58,760 --> 00:35:59,239
Speaker 3: I want to.

805
00:35:59,519 --> 00:36:01,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's good. It's streaming now.

806
00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:02,639
Speaker 3: HBO.

807
00:36:02,719 --> 00:36:08,239
Speaker 1: I think. Secondly, we watched Wake Up, Dead Man, The

808
00:36:08,320 --> 00:36:11,920
Knives Out the New I'm curious to watch. We watched it.

809
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:15,039
We have watched it twice since it went that much. Well, okay,

810
00:36:15,079 --> 00:36:16,880
we watched it once. We're like, holy shit, that was amazing.

811
00:36:16,880 --> 00:36:18,960
And then was it Christmas?

812
00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:20,199
Speaker 2: What's your favorite?

813
00:36:20,360 --> 00:36:20,559
Speaker 4: Order?

814
00:36:20,719 --> 00:36:21,239
Speaker 2: There's three.

815
00:36:21,639 --> 00:36:23,800
Speaker 1: We watched all three. We watched one and two again

816
00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:25,000
and then watch a third one.

817
00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:31,000
Speaker 2: Nobody likes to to anytime there's involved him out.

818
00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:34,039
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm one three in real life movies.

819
00:36:34,599 --> 00:36:35,679
Speaker 2: I don't want to know about him.

820
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:39,559
Speaker 1: You might want to beat that Jake that spoiled the movie.

821
00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:41,800
Speaker 3: Well, I forgot about.

822
00:36:46,039 --> 00:36:49,599
Speaker 1: I know. Yeah, I don't like stupid. Okay, here's my

823
00:36:49,679 --> 00:36:52,039
theory about right, here's my Here's okay. I think Ryan

824
00:36:52,119 --> 00:36:55,360
Johnson clearly is capable of making good movies. I also

825
00:36:55,480 --> 00:36:58,480
think if you look at his entire film catalog, it's

826
00:36:58,559 --> 00:37:02,599
just him trying to not get canceled every movie he makes.

827
00:37:02,639 --> 00:37:06,960
It's just very very like, it seems very aware. This

828
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:08,760
is I mean, I'm joking mainly, but like it's just

829
00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:12,400
funny because like the last Jedi Glass Onion is very

830
00:37:12,599 --> 00:37:16,159
on the nose with some of It's like it feels

831
00:37:16,199 --> 00:37:18,880
like someone was cruising like Subreddit and saw the things

832
00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:23,320
that could get someone like canceled and just say you

833
00:37:23,360 --> 00:37:27,119
think he's too woke, Yeah, he's too Last Jedi fucking

834
00:37:27,159 --> 00:37:32,639
sucked joking. I like Last Jedi, Loton.

835
00:37:31,880 --> 00:37:37,199
Speaker 2: Last Jedi. Okay, So I like one the most. I

836
00:37:37,199 --> 00:37:40,280
think three is good, and I did not like two

837
00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:42,880
at all. I think three is good. I had a

838
00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:45,960
couple issues in my opinion. I don't think it's as

839
00:37:45,960 --> 00:37:48,960
good as one. I think one is god damn perfect.

840
00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:52,599
I think it's phenomenal. But three, Dan I think he

841
00:37:52,639 --> 00:37:55,360
would like three. It's like a really cool premis.

842
00:37:56,159 --> 00:37:57,639
Speaker 3: I don't know anything about it. I don't even think

843
00:37:57,639 --> 00:37:59,360
I really know the cast. I think I watched the trailer.

844
00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:04,719
Speaker 1: Josh Brolin, Josh, did you see Challengers Luga Guanino's tennis movie.

845
00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:07,079
Speaker 3: Josh, I will see it probably in the next, like

846
00:38:07,159 --> 00:38:07,679
month or two.

847
00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:10,760
Speaker 1: I like it a lot. It's small town central New York.

848
00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:12,679
It's shot in Essex in the UK.

849
00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:15,000
Speaker 2: But it's not like a good murder plot too, of like,

850
00:38:15,039 --> 00:38:17,400
how did they do it? It seems impossible.

851
00:38:17,719 --> 00:38:20,960
Speaker 1: The characters are also talking about like religion and belief

852
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:23,159
and faith in a way that is not like up

853
00:38:23,239 --> 00:38:25,599
its own ass. Like it's actually like Ben wi Blanc

854
00:38:25,679 --> 00:38:29,760
and obviously he's back. But Josh Berlin, oh my god,

855
00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:32,800
Josh Berlin's character was making me laugh so hard. I

856
00:38:32,840 --> 00:38:34,199
texted Dan just to see if he had seen it,

857
00:38:34,199 --> 00:38:38,360
because I feel like there's a scene where when Josh

858
00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:41,559
Berlin does confession Mary. This first one a little, but

859
00:38:41,760 --> 00:38:44,119
like as he keeps talking, it just gets funnier and funnier.

860
00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:48,480
Speaker 2: Those are good scenes. Yeah, it's I think you'd like it, Dan,

861
00:38:48,599 --> 00:38:51,519
I recommend the third one. I think two was so

862
00:38:51,599 --> 00:38:53,239
off putting. A lot of people are like that series

863
00:38:53,320 --> 00:38:56,280
is dead to me. But the third one is I

864
00:38:56,320 --> 00:39:00,880
think worth watching and is quite entertaining. Yeah, one is

865
00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:01,559
still the best.

866
00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:04,519
Speaker 3: That'll be short list for us. We uh, we just

867
00:39:04,559 --> 00:39:08,360
did a two fer of the Sandler drama movies. We

868
00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:12,039
watched Uncut Gems and Punch Drunk Love. Nice and I

869
00:39:12,039 --> 00:39:14,239
had seen both of them before, but it's interesting. It's

870
00:39:14,239 --> 00:39:17,159
like Punch Drunk Love I still think is really really good.

871
00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:20,760
There's not as much there as something like an uncut

872
00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:24,039
Gym's it's like and also Sammer's character Sack.

873
00:39:23,880 --> 00:39:26,079
Speaker 2: It's so dewey. It's the most dewey film.

874
00:39:26,440 --> 00:39:28,639
Speaker 3: Why I don't understand, Like I hear people all the

875
00:39:28,639 --> 00:39:31,400
time say Uncut Gyms like, oh, it gives me anxiety

876
00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:34,159
to watch it. It's like I'm like, mister anxiety. In

877
00:39:34,239 --> 00:39:37,880
every fucking second of Uncut Gyms, I'm just like, yes, yes,

878
00:39:38,159 --> 00:39:40,199
more of this, don't keep going.

879
00:39:40,679 --> 00:39:42,800
Speaker 2: Well, have you heard of Marty Supreme, because that's the

880
00:39:42,840 --> 00:39:43,239
same guy.

881
00:39:43,360 --> 00:39:45,760
Speaker 3: It's the Saffie Brothers or just one of them, just

882
00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:48,719
one of them, Josh said, the one. This one did

883
00:39:49,440 --> 00:39:50,159
because I saw.

884
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:53,800
Speaker 2: Marty Supreme over the week and uh oh it's the

885
00:39:53,840 --> 00:39:57,800
same baby. It's like the whole Yeah, it's like the

886
00:39:57,840 --> 00:40:01,679
whole time. I'm like, there's I think like halfway through

887
00:40:01,719 --> 00:40:05,840
the film, I was like my heart was like starting

888
00:40:05,840 --> 00:40:08,320
to explode out of my chest because it has something

889
00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:12,559
Uncut Gems doesn't. So Uncut Gems. You're watching basketball and

890
00:40:12,599 --> 00:40:15,559
you're stressed because there's heavy betting going on, and you

891
00:40:15,639 --> 00:40:17,679
know that if he doesn't, you know, if the basketball

892
00:40:17,719 --> 00:40:20,000
doesn't do good, he's probably gonna get like his knee

893
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:26,360
caps broken or something. In Marty's Supreme, he's ping ponging

894
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:29,360
and so the whole time. There's also stressful stuff going

895
00:40:29,400 --> 00:40:31,719
on in his life, which is like also very exciting

896
00:40:31,719 --> 00:40:36,400
and exhilarating, but just the sports alone, he's fucking putting

897
00:40:36,480 --> 00:40:39,920
everything on these games. He's putting his whole like life

898
00:40:39,960 --> 00:40:41,960
on the line for these games, and he's he's like

899
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:44,039
a bit of a schmoozer and a gambler, and he's

900
00:40:44,039 --> 00:40:47,239
like doing all these terrible things, and every time he pingpongs,

901
00:40:47,239 --> 00:40:50,079
You're like, God, I hope he can hit the ball right.

902
00:40:50,119 --> 00:40:54,960
And it's going so fast. It's a really stressful film,

903
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:56,519
and I mean that in the best way. I think

904
00:40:56,559 --> 00:41:02,599
it's fantastic. I really do so stressful. I don't think

905
00:41:02,639 --> 00:41:05,159
I blinked. I was so when the movie was over,

906
00:41:05,239 --> 00:41:06,639
I felt like I could finally breathe.

907
00:41:07,199 --> 00:41:08,960
Speaker 3: Okay, I I had no idea it had that same.

908
00:41:09,079 --> 00:41:10,679
In fact, I think I just recently learned it was

909
00:41:10,679 --> 00:41:12,280
one of the saftews that made it so like I

910
00:41:12,280 --> 00:41:15,480
didn't really know anything about it. Maybe all Uncut Gems.

911
00:41:15,159 --> 00:41:18,519
Speaker 2: Walk so Marty Supreme could run it is. It is

912
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:21,360
very intense, and you can almost feel the lessons that

913
00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:24,719
they learned from Uncut Gems in it. Like it's interesting

914
00:41:25,360 --> 00:41:29,320
how it, I think is better. I think it has

915
00:41:30,039 --> 00:41:34,079
a really really strong acting is fantastic. But I think

916
00:41:34,119 --> 00:41:38,199
it's got really good characters in it, except for unfortunately

917
00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:42,360
all of the women. That's really dude, those directors. Every

918
00:41:42,360 --> 00:41:44,320
time there's a woman in any of those movies, they're like,

919
00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:46,480
I want to sleep with you or I'm a terrible,

920
00:41:46,639 --> 00:41:47,239
terrible person.

921
00:41:48,880 --> 00:41:49,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, none of them.

922
00:41:49,719 --> 00:41:50,760
Speaker 2: Passed the basche time.

923
00:41:51,679 --> 00:41:54,880
Speaker 1: While I'm opining about what directors. I don't think either

924
00:41:54,920 --> 00:41:58,840
of the Safti brothers has had sex before. They make

925
00:41:58,920 --> 00:42:00,199
incredible movies, but there.

926
00:42:00,559 --> 00:42:03,760
Speaker 3: They will after Mario Galaxy movie comes out, because he's

927
00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:05,000
Bowser Junior and.

928
00:42:07,280 --> 00:42:08,719
Speaker 1: Is Benny Safty Bowser Junior.

929
00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:12,039
Speaker 3: Yeah. Really, Yeah, it was a whole thing because like

930
00:42:12,079 --> 00:42:13,519
the tray, we did a watch over the trailer and

931
00:42:13,639 --> 00:42:16,199
uh Minati had never heard of the Safti brothers and

932
00:42:16,639 --> 00:42:18,920
how do you Yeah, I don't know, I tes to.

933
00:42:19,559 --> 00:42:20,800
Speaker 1: Do you guys? See good Time?

934
00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:21,880
Speaker 3: Yes, that was there.

935
00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:23,280
Speaker 1: I think I don't know if it was their first movie,

936
00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:23,920
but it was earlier.

937
00:42:24,199 --> 00:42:25,880
Speaker 3: Robert Pattinson one, Yeah, that was amazing.

938
00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:29,039
Speaker 1: Also, the same thing. They're just making movies about someone

939
00:42:29,039 --> 00:42:31,079
who's in a crazy situation that can only.

940
00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:32,000
Speaker 2: Be crazy stressful.

941
00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:34,400
Speaker 3: But he's like, yeah, I kind of feel like, you know,

942
00:42:34,440 --> 00:42:36,480
like with horror. I wonder if this analogy is going

943
00:42:36,519 --> 00:42:40,840
to work. You know, like horror movies don't like you know,

944
00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:43,239
some people like if you're playing a horror game, it's

945
00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:46,159
way scarier to you than a horror movie. Is horror movie,

946
00:42:46,159 --> 00:42:48,119
you can be passive, you can cover your eyes, but

947
00:42:48,239 --> 00:42:50,440
in a resideval game, mister X burst through the door.

948
00:42:50,480 --> 00:42:51,800
You've got to deal with it. You got to get

949
00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:52,360
out of there, you know.

950
00:42:52,559 --> 00:42:52,760
Speaker 4: Yeah.

951
00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:54,920
Speaker 3: I think it's like these movies like Uncut Jim, don't

952
00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:57,440
make me anxious because it's like, this isn't something that's

953
00:42:57,480 --> 00:43:01,760
happening to me. I Am watching this happen on the screen,

954
00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:03,719
and like, I know, there's no threat here. It's just

955
00:43:03,760 --> 00:43:05,280
like your associapathe.

956
00:43:04,679 --> 00:43:08,239
Speaker 1: You don't have any empathy. Is that no, I'm joking.

957
00:43:09,360 --> 00:43:10,840
When you said that out loud, it's like, no, it's

958
00:43:11,039 --> 00:43:12,800
you're fine because you don't have empathy. End.

959
00:43:13,239 --> 00:43:16,679
Speaker 2: I wonder there's a there's a scene I will like

960
00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:18,960
to ask you this question next time after you've seen

961
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:21,880
Marty Supreme. There is a scene and I will not

962
00:43:22,320 --> 00:43:24,559
I will not discuss it at all about you. But

963
00:43:24,599 --> 00:43:27,800
when you see the movie, I will say, was there

964
00:43:27,840 --> 00:43:31,199
a scene in which you got severely anxious? And I'd

965
00:43:31,239 --> 00:43:34,320
like to know. I'll feel any is an iconic scene

966
00:43:34,400 --> 00:43:34,719
in it.

967
00:43:34,920 --> 00:43:36,840
Speaker 3: I don't think any scene in any piece of fiction

968
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:38,119
ever has made me anxious.

969
00:43:38,159 --> 00:43:41,280
Speaker 1: Were you comfortable during the firecracker, drug scene and Buggie Knights?

970
00:43:41,320 --> 00:43:46,519
Speaker 3: I thought it was awesome? That is so yeah, because

971
00:43:47,760 --> 00:43:48,320
not real.

972
00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:52,280
Speaker 2: So it's like this neither is mister x.

973
00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:53,400
Speaker 1: Nothing, But.

974
00:43:56,079 --> 00:43:58,320
Speaker 3: Like I do feel it with like a resnel or something.

975
00:43:58,320 --> 00:44:00,599
It's like I have to fucking I have much ammo.

976
00:44:00,639 --> 00:44:01,639
I need to get the fuck out of here. I

977
00:44:01,639 --> 00:44:02,679
don't have any You have.

978
00:44:02,639 --> 00:44:06,239
Speaker 2: Agencies it because like you are deciding what happens to you.

979
00:44:06,320 --> 00:44:07,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, where It's like if it's a movie or something,

980
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:09,039
you're always saved.

981
00:44:09,079 --> 00:44:12,400
Speaker 1: I guess this doesn't I guess you said you've never

982
00:44:12,480 --> 00:44:14,559
like cried at a movie before?

983
00:44:14,639 --> 00:44:17,159
Speaker 3: Right? There was a one time in Creed three, but

984
00:44:17,159 --> 00:44:18,679
I think it was because I reb buffalo sauce in

985
00:44:18,679 --> 00:44:19,719
my eyes and I was high.

986
00:44:20,199 --> 00:44:22,679
Speaker 1: Probably the last there was.

987
00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:25,119
Speaker 3: I thought there was one thing where I almost cried

988
00:44:25,199 --> 00:44:32,079
or teared up in a movie that we recently csily

989
00:44:32,280 --> 00:44:35,679
not fiction movies, like, yeah, not fiction, just a sound stage.

990
00:44:35,719 --> 00:44:36,360
It didn't happen.

991
00:44:36,880 --> 00:44:39,880
Speaker 2: Oh God, Save the Private Ryan. You didn't cry.

992
00:44:40,239 --> 00:44:41,639
Speaker 3: No, that movie is one of my favorite movies of

993
00:44:41,679 --> 00:44:43,760
all time. I've seen it numerous times. I haven't cried.

994
00:44:45,119 --> 00:44:48,400
I mean that didn't happen. The war happened.

995
00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:48,760
Speaker 1: It did.

996
00:44:50,159 --> 00:44:52,159
Speaker 3: But like shooting at the tank at the end of

997
00:44:53,119 --> 00:44:54,960
Orphan an old Man didn't happen.

998
00:44:55,079 --> 00:44:59,880
Speaker 1: Old Holocaust and I are Dan speaking of anxiety attacks

999
00:45:00,079 --> 00:45:03,400
in movies. Uh, Saving Private Ryan? Actually, I get pretty

1000
00:45:03,400 --> 00:45:05,639
anxious when the scene where he the dude could save

1001
00:45:05,880 --> 00:45:09,960
the guy from being stabbed, but he just he's he seized.

1002
00:45:10,920 --> 00:45:12,119
Speaker 2: Yeah, too scared.

1003
00:45:12,639 --> 00:45:15,079
Speaker 1: That scene is rough when the when the dude finally

1004
00:45:15,119 --> 00:45:17,280
realizes he actually lost and is about to get.

1005
00:45:19,239 --> 00:45:21,880
Speaker 3: It's a very, very anxiety. It's like the feeling I

1006
00:45:21,880 --> 00:45:24,000
feel like in that scene is dressed. This would suck,

1007
00:45:24,119 --> 00:45:25,159
This would suck. This one.

1008
00:45:26,719 --> 00:45:27,199
Speaker 1: That's rough.

1009
00:45:29,519 --> 00:45:37,800
Speaker 2: It's just sitting there eating popcorn going sucks for them. No, no, yeah,

1010
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:41,719
not their performers.

1011
00:45:42,159 --> 00:45:43,639
Speaker 3: I was a film Major.

1012
00:45:45,719 --> 00:45:46,119
Speaker 2: Award.

1013
00:45:46,679 --> 00:45:52,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, but yeah, one batt left another. Oh last thing

1014
00:45:52,840 --> 00:45:55,840
that fucking pissed me off last night while we were

1015
00:45:55,840 --> 00:45:57,800
waiting for friends to arrive. We were sitting at the

1016
00:45:57,840 --> 00:45:59,519
bar and I asked the man. I was like, hey,

1017
00:45:59,519 --> 00:46:01,719
I've never had have you seen the show Search Party?

1018
00:46:02,320 --> 00:46:02,519
Speaker 2: Ooh?

1019
00:46:02,800 --> 00:46:05,239
Speaker 1: She's like, no, what's it about. I told her it's

1020
00:46:05,639 --> 00:46:08,119
Michael Showalter. It was David Wayne involved as well. So

1021
00:46:08,159 --> 00:46:10,760
the Wet Hot The Wet Hot Guys made a show

1022
00:46:11,280 --> 00:46:15,639
four seasons and here's the premise of the first one.

1023
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:18,199
Five seasons, and I told her. I was like, if

1024
00:46:18,239 --> 00:46:20,119
you watch the if you were to watch the first

1025
00:46:20,159 --> 00:46:22,239
episode and then the finale, you would be like, how

1026
00:46:22,239 --> 00:46:24,760
the fuck is this the same show? So I was like,

1027
00:46:24,800 --> 00:46:28,119
we should watch that soon. It was an HBO.

1028
00:46:29,280 --> 00:46:29,559
Speaker 3: Show.

1029
00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:32,159
Speaker 1: It was fun to like it was made for HBO.

1030
00:46:32,639 --> 00:46:35,119
So I went to HBO. It's not there. I was like, interesting.

1031
00:46:35,119 --> 00:46:36,920
So Amanda looks it up on DECIDERR. It's like, oh,

1032
00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:39,400
it's on Hulu. So I get to Hulu and it's

1033
00:46:39,440 --> 00:46:45,480
locked because it's it's only available on HBO via Hulu

1034
00:46:45,840 --> 00:46:50,480
the add on. But it's not on HBO even though

1035
00:46:50,480 --> 00:46:53,960
it's available on HBO via Hulu. It's the stupidest fucking thing.

1036
00:46:54,159 --> 00:46:57,079
I hate this streaming culture that we like. I don't

1037
00:46:57,079 --> 00:46:59,119
want to sound like an old man, but I fucking

1038
00:46:59,159 --> 00:47:02,519
hate it. It's so stupid, it's it's the dumbest shit ever.

1039
00:47:03,239 --> 00:47:05,800
I mean, Cable wasn't perfect, but at least it was. No, no, no, no,

1040
00:47:05,880 --> 00:47:06,960
I'm not saying I want to go back to that.

1041
00:47:07,039 --> 00:47:09,320
I just like it was so annoying to me, Like

1042
00:47:09,599 --> 00:47:13,960
that was the most dystopic thing, dystopian thing ever. But anyway,

1043
00:47:13,960 --> 00:47:15,679
I want to watch. If you have not watched Search Party,

1044
00:47:15,719 --> 00:47:19,159
it's well worth watching. No one ever talks about on Yeah,

1045
00:47:19,199 --> 00:47:19,639
if you have.

1046
00:47:19,599 --> 00:47:23,840
Speaker 2: The HBO on. I watched all the Austin Powers. Actually

1047
00:47:23,840 --> 00:47:25,280
I didn't. I didn't watched the third. I watched the

1048
00:47:25,320 --> 00:47:27,039
first day and the second one. I was hoping that

1049
00:47:27,079 --> 00:47:31,079
they would, uh you know, they would, they would make

1050
00:47:31,119 --> 00:47:35,280
it in this new era, and uh, I think they survived.

1051
00:47:35,360 --> 00:47:36,239
I think they're still.

1052
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:39,039
Speaker 1: Funny, still way too hot, Jesus.

1053
00:47:38,800 --> 00:47:43,960
Speaker 2: Christ smoking hot, both of them. It's just incredible the

1054
00:47:44,039 --> 00:47:48,760
caliber of women they have on these movies. Looking at

1055
00:47:48,800 --> 00:47:52,840
Austin Power's teeth, it's really it's it's very The naked

1056
00:47:52,960 --> 00:47:55,599
jokes are great. I mean they really work.

1057
00:47:55,800 --> 00:47:58,719
Speaker 3: I still think about the joke when he gets unfrozen

1058
00:47:58,800 --> 00:48:00,599
and they're taking all of his ship out and giving

1059
00:48:00,639 --> 00:48:02,840
him his personal effects back, and he's like, oh, one

1060
00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:05,039
Swedish made a penis and larger pump. But he's like,

1061
00:48:05,079 --> 00:48:07,000
this sort of thing isn't my bag baby. It's like

1062
00:48:07,119 --> 00:48:10,039
one book Swedish made penis and larger pumps, and me,

1063
00:48:10,519 --> 00:48:14,480
this sort of thing is my bag baby. By Austin Powers.

1064
00:48:14,639 --> 00:48:16,400
That is such a fucking funny.

1065
00:48:16,599 --> 00:48:20,440
Speaker 2: That's a good joke. And he's like, I'm being set up.

1066
00:48:20,559 --> 00:48:22,639
Let's go. And then he comes back with the box

1067
00:48:22,679 --> 00:48:25,719
and he's like, put it in, put it in, and

1068
00:48:26,960 --> 00:48:30,320
he uses it to kill a guy later in the movie. Yeah,

1069
00:48:30,360 --> 00:48:33,559
a guy like is choking him and she throws him

1070
00:48:33,559 --> 00:48:36,159
the penis pump and he and he pumps his penis

1071
00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:38,599
to get out of the choke hold. It comes back.

1072
00:48:38,920 --> 00:48:40,639
Speaker 3: I was thirteen when that came out. I think it

1073
00:48:40,639 --> 00:48:42,800
was ninety seven, and I'm seeing in the theaters. I

1074
00:48:42,840 --> 00:48:44,400
think I saw it by myself, and I was so

1075
00:48:44,440 --> 00:48:46,599
excited about it. I don't know if I've ever laughed

1076
00:48:46,599 --> 00:48:50,119
harder than that peeing scene when he gets unfrozen, so evacuation,

1077
00:48:50,920 --> 00:48:55,559
evacuation shaken. It was just the funniest. Oh yeah, he's

1078
00:48:55,599 --> 00:48:56,960
been frozen for thirty years, but he has to be

1079
00:48:57,159 --> 00:48:57,559
real bad.

1080
00:48:57,760 --> 00:49:00,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's really good. I gotta watch that again. Wait,

1081
00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:02,000
was that was that the first one?

1082
00:49:02,199 --> 00:49:02,360
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1083
00:49:02,400 --> 00:49:02,639
Speaker 1: Second?

1084
00:49:02,719 --> 00:49:03,039
Speaker 3: First one?

1085
00:49:03,039 --> 00:49:06,239
Speaker 1: Okay, first one the Spy Shagged Me. I thought that

1086
00:49:06,280 --> 00:49:09,599
was the first that the first first Powers International Memnistry

1087
00:49:09,880 --> 00:49:12,880
and Powers, then Spy Shagged Me and then Austin Powers

1088
00:49:12,880 --> 00:49:15,239
and gold Member. What's the what's what's your favorite?

1089
00:49:15,920 --> 00:49:18,599
Speaker 3: I feel like the first one is. I mean, I

1090
00:49:18,599 --> 00:49:21,360
think I think it's uh what's the word for diminishing

1091
00:49:21,360 --> 00:49:25,079
returns Bank? And I watched the randomly watched gold Member

1092
00:49:25,320 --> 00:49:25,840
years ago.

1093
00:49:26,320 --> 00:49:29,800
Speaker 2: Uh was the weakest. It was pretty still because they

1094
00:49:30,159 --> 00:49:33,280
have to rehash a lot of the jokes. The second

1095
00:49:33,280 --> 00:49:37,920
one has a great uh shadow scene, which I think

1096
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:42,199
is really similar to the police movie Ones right where

1097
00:49:42,199 --> 00:49:44,639
you're like, it's it's all like a joke of whether

1098
00:49:44,719 --> 00:49:45,800
or not they're having sex or not.

1099
00:49:46,360 --> 00:49:50,239
Speaker 3: She's like hammering something into his asshole, a racket.

1100
00:49:49,639 --> 00:49:52,119
Speaker 2: And it looks like she's putting a racket in his butt.

1101
00:49:52,400 --> 00:49:53,920
It's so funny.

1102
00:49:54,159 --> 00:49:56,039
Speaker 3: And there's the thing with the rocket taken off. It

1103
00:49:56,039 --> 00:49:58,159
looks like it's Johnson and like you know all those yes,

1104
00:49:58,320 --> 00:49:59,719
you know one.

1105
00:49:59,519 --> 00:50:02,079
Speaker 1: Of my fa favorite bits in that whole trilogy. It's

1106
00:50:02,079 --> 00:50:05,360
so fucking stupid. I think it's gold Member. Uh, what's

1107
00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:10,760
the character is? Like, I'm from Holland. Isn't that weird?

1108
00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:13,519
I think about that a lot. It's the stupidest bit.

1109
00:50:14,679 --> 00:50:15,960
Speaker 2: Isn't that weird?

1110
00:50:16,960 --> 00:50:20,079
Speaker 1: But but yeah, Dan, you should check out Wake Up

1111
00:50:20,119 --> 00:50:24,960
dead Man and Marry we.

1112
00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:27,920
Speaker 2: All we all have a couple of things on our docket.

1113
00:50:28,960 --> 00:50:30,159
Speaker 1: Do you want to talk about video games?

1114
00:50:30,440 --> 00:50:32,880
Speaker 3: Sure? Mary?

1115
00:50:32,920 --> 00:50:36,760
Speaker 1: Did you like my response to your Instagram story with

1116
00:50:36,840 --> 00:50:41,039
Akarina in it? Do you remember what it was? I

1117
00:50:41,079 --> 00:50:46,400
just said this game. I just said this game sucks, honestly, favorite.

1118
00:50:46,480 --> 00:50:50,159
Speaker 2: I brush off when you do stuff like that because

1119
00:50:50,199 --> 00:50:52,159
you do it so often to me, I don't even

1120
00:50:52,320 --> 00:50:53,559
like it doesn't.

1121
00:50:53,480 --> 00:50:54,719
Speaker 1: Pick my battles more than.

1122
00:50:54,639 --> 00:50:56,960
Speaker 2: You know, you no longer get a rise out of

1123
00:50:57,000 --> 00:50:59,039
me because most of the time, like if I take

1124
00:50:59,039 --> 00:51:01,639
a selfie and I know what looks good, you usually

1125
00:51:01,639 --> 00:51:03,719
will be in the comments being like you look like ship, like.

1126
00:51:04,239 --> 00:51:06,400
Speaker 1: You've done that you do?

1127
00:51:06,599 --> 00:51:08,840
Speaker 2: You will say like who cares? Whatever?

1128
00:51:09,320 --> 00:51:09,480
Speaker 1: You know?

1129
00:51:12,840 --> 00:51:19,280
Speaker 2: I'll say whatever you're in there being like you know ky.

1130
00:51:19,119 --> 00:51:24,480
Speaker 1: S yeah, yeah, yeah, it was killer. I not say that,

1131
00:51:24,599 --> 00:51:30,360
I say whatever with this heresy, No.

1132
00:51:30,440 --> 00:51:33,639
Speaker 2: You neg me, and so like, I get really adjusted

1133
00:51:33,639 --> 00:51:37,079
when you're in the comments, uh, saying something opposite from

1134
00:51:37,119 --> 00:51:39,079
how you feel. I don't get upset because I'll be like,

1135
00:51:39,119 --> 00:51:40,639
that must be the opposite of how you feel.

1136
00:51:40,880 --> 00:51:42,519
Speaker 1: It really pains me to hear that it does not

1137
00:51:42,519 --> 00:51:43,639
have an effect on you anymore.

1138
00:51:43,840 --> 00:51:46,960
Speaker 3: Do you think who's the least and most predictable person here?

1139
00:51:48,480 --> 00:51:53,599
Speaker 2: That's hard. It depends on what. Like if it's food related. Uh, well,

1140
00:51:53,599 --> 00:51:57,960
actually you're both. You're both really predictable. I'd be like

1141
00:51:58,280 --> 00:52:00,800
this guy re heats taco but and I'd be like,

1142
00:52:00,880 --> 00:52:04,000
this guy is having some kind of cornish hen with

1143
00:52:04,079 --> 00:52:08,519
some kind of like forty year old fucking boujeol. That

1144
00:52:08,639 --> 00:52:17,840
sounds great, I know, shits on on cute.

1145
00:52:18,559 --> 00:52:22,679
Speaker 1: Yeah, what a predictable person. Fucking shit.

1146
00:52:26,360 --> 00:52:28,920
Speaker 2: I think it really does depend based on the scenario.

1147
00:52:28,960 --> 00:52:30,960
I could tell you what I think each of you

1148
00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:33,199
would do, and I think i'd be fairly. But we

1149
00:52:33,280 --> 00:52:35,199
know each other. We've been doing this for so long.

1150
00:52:35,480 --> 00:52:37,079
I think there's like an element of it where I

1151
00:52:37,159 --> 00:52:40,800
just like I've come to learn things that I think

1152
00:52:40,800 --> 00:52:45,079
are habitual about both of you maybe based on like

1153
00:52:45,719 --> 00:52:48,320
just how consistent Dan's life is, you might be the

1154
00:52:48,360 --> 00:52:53,159
more predictable person because you very rarely do predictable. Yeah, yeah,

1155
00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:55,760
you have a predictable life like you You're going to

1156
00:52:55,840 --> 00:52:58,360
be Yes, you're going to be on the Giant bomb,

1157
00:52:58,599 --> 00:53:03,440
You're gonna Dan addicted, You're you're gonna want to watch TV.

1158
00:53:03,599 --> 00:53:11,159
Speaker 1: And you have carefully crafted a life for yourself. And

1159
00:53:11,199 --> 00:53:13,119
this is as much a compliment as an insult to

1160
00:53:13,159 --> 00:53:14,079
prepare yourself for both.

1161
00:53:14,760 --> 00:53:15,360
Speaker 2: I'm ready.

1162
00:53:15,639 --> 00:53:17,840
Speaker 1: I think you have carefully crafted a life in which

1163
00:53:17,920 --> 00:53:22,320
everything is as caters to your interest as possible every

1164
00:53:22,320 --> 00:53:27,039
moment of the day. I feel like you're not uncomfortable often. No, yeah,

1165
00:53:27,199 --> 00:53:29,039
I know. I just don't think you put yourself in

1166
00:53:29,119 --> 00:53:31,159
uncomfortable situations that much anymore.

1167
00:53:31,360 --> 00:53:33,639
Speaker 3: But as far as predictability and stuff like, I'm willing to,

1168
00:53:33,679 --> 00:53:36,039
like on a whim all go you know, to fly

1169
00:53:36,119 --> 00:53:37,440
to a country I've never been too, or jump out

1170
00:53:37,440 --> 00:53:39,679
of a plane or something, and it's like, I'll, uh,

1171
00:53:40,599 --> 00:53:43,559
you do some You're not always I think I'm adventurous.

1172
00:53:45,360 --> 00:53:47,400
Speaker 1: Sure, okay, I can see part of that.

1173
00:53:48,360 --> 00:53:49,360
Speaker 3: I think so right.

1174
00:53:50,119 --> 00:53:53,840
Speaker 2: I don't think you turn things down. You know, traveling

1175
00:53:54,840 --> 00:53:56,280
and stuff like that. I think you.

1176
00:53:56,239 --> 00:53:59,920
Speaker 1: Are You're still I'm not saying you're like you're a hermit.

1177
00:54:00,440 --> 00:54:02,400
I'm saying I do think you put have put a

1178
00:54:02,480 --> 00:54:07,159
lot of effort into crafting a life that I mean,

1179
00:54:07,159 --> 00:54:07,800
everybody does the.

1180
00:54:07,760 --> 00:54:09,679
Speaker 2: Same, Isn't that's a goal though, Like, I think my

1181
00:54:09,760 --> 00:54:12,599
life is extremely comfortable for me as well, and that

1182
00:54:12,760 --> 00:54:16,679
is fully intentional. That all the things that I do

1183
00:54:17,400 --> 00:54:20,320
are because I want to do them. It's probably one

1184
00:54:20,320 --> 00:54:22,039
of the reasons, like none of us had children, were

1185
00:54:22,079 --> 00:54:26,039
all like we right, we are prioritizing our own extreme comforts.

1186
00:54:26,400 --> 00:54:28,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, but is that the same as predictability though, I

1187
00:54:28,880 --> 00:54:30,920
mean like points.

1188
00:54:30,800 --> 00:54:34,039
Speaker 1: My point, like, I think we know what you like

1189
00:54:34,119 --> 00:54:37,199
to do, and thus I can probably predict what you

1190
00:54:37,480 --> 00:54:39,559
would want to do tomorrow unless you would do it.

1191
00:54:39,599 --> 00:54:41,480
It's like there's my roundabout way of saying that. I

1192
00:54:41,480 --> 00:54:43,480
think Dan's the most predictable, but I also think I'm

1193
00:54:43,599 --> 00:54:44,440
pretty predictable.

1194
00:54:44,480 --> 00:54:46,000
Speaker 3: I think we all might be kind of around the

1195
00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:48,519
same because it's very clear what all of our interests

1196
00:54:48,559 --> 00:54:50,119
are and how we like to spend our time. I

1197
00:54:50,119 --> 00:54:52,280
think all three of us it's very clear for sure.

1198
00:54:52,360 --> 00:54:54,360
Like it's like every time I see you in my stories,

1199
00:54:54,599 --> 00:54:57,280
Like you know, I'm like, okay, it's going to be

1200
00:54:57,280 --> 00:54:58,559
a wine thing, and it's always wine.

1201
00:54:58,639 --> 00:55:01,840
Speaker 2: Dinner is something just dinner that him could marry my.

1202
00:55:01,840 --> 00:55:04,599
Speaker 3: Dog sucking dog or you're playing a switch on top

1203
00:55:04,599 --> 00:55:09,000
of a mountain or somethink all of us. Yes, And

1204
00:55:09,039 --> 00:55:11,599
then there's some caption like.

1205
00:55:11,679 --> 00:55:14,719
Speaker 2: That's so true. Yeah, and it has some like really

1206
00:55:14,760 --> 00:55:16,639
not humble caption.

1207
00:55:17,800 --> 00:55:20,199
Speaker 1: Merry story. Recently, I'm like, oh great, here's another fucking

1208
00:55:20,280 --> 00:55:23,880
eighty minute meta glasses video of nothing happening. Can't wait

1209
00:55:26,400 --> 00:55:28,320
as long as we're just insaulting each other. There was,

1210
00:55:28,679 --> 00:55:30,719
you know, I think it was a few weeks ago.

1211
00:55:30,760 --> 00:55:32,159
I saw it and I said out loud to him, man,

1212
00:55:32,199 --> 00:55:34,119
I'm like, what the fuck am I? Why did I

1213
00:55:34,119 --> 00:55:38,039
watch that whole thing? It's just like autumn core vibes.

1214
00:55:38,199 --> 00:55:42,239
Speaker 2: It is autumn core. Yeah. The meta glasses get you

1215
00:55:42,280 --> 00:55:45,119
because you take these like sixty second long videos of

1216
00:55:45,280 --> 00:55:48,159
nothing and then you're like, no, itter, stitch these together

1217
00:55:48,280 --> 00:55:51,239
and post them, and then schlups watch the whole thing.

1218
00:55:51,719 --> 00:55:57,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, just hoping for some dog. But I don't think

1219
00:55:57,800 --> 00:55:59,920
I post much except unless it's wine or something. I

1220
00:56:00,039 --> 00:56:04,119
cook these days, or like or cats cat stuff.

1221
00:56:04,920 --> 00:56:07,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, I see Boss on your stories a lot, Dan,

1222
00:56:08,159 --> 00:56:10,519
that's pretty consistent, photogenic.

1223
00:56:10,559 --> 00:56:11,639
Speaker 3: I feel like the most.

1224
00:56:11,440 --> 00:56:13,119
Speaker 2: Interesting animal in your house.

1225
00:56:15,239 --> 00:56:19,039
Speaker 3: The most unpredictable Boss is definitely the most cats. Just

1226
00:56:19,119 --> 00:56:21,400
cats in general. I think Gizmo is extremely predictable in

1227
00:56:21,480 --> 00:56:22,480
razors psychopathy.

1228
00:56:22,519 --> 00:56:25,039
Speaker 1: I think dogs. People like dogs in large part because

1229
00:56:25,079 --> 00:56:30,599
they're predictable. Government PM, it's time for my razor gizmo.

1230
00:56:30,679 --> 00:56:33,079
Speaker 3: Do no you did you predicts gonna buy any foottholl?

1231
00:56:33,159 --> 00:56:36,480
Do you know more? No that I would not.

1232
00:56:36,760 --> 00:56:40,880
Speaker 1: I would not more.

1233
00:56:41,440 --> 00:56:42,440
Speaker 3: That is true.

1234
00:56:42,840 --> 00:56:45,119
Speaker 2: I guess send money on that and it's got like

1235
00:56:45,159 --> 00:56:47,360
a hand that's falling off, and you're like, I know

1236
00:56:47,400 --> 00:56:49,199
how to fix it with more ugly ship.

1237
00:56:52,519 --> 00:56:55,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess that person also would not have a

1238
00:56:55,320 --> 00:56:57,320
grimlin in the on the floor.

1239
00:56:58,159 --> 00:56:59,440
Speaker 2: That's extremely predictable.

1240
00:57:00,079 --> 00:57:00,559
Speaker 1: Here's the thing.

1241
00:57:00,840 --> 00:57:02,320
Speaker 2: Did I know it would be a xeno morph?

1242
00:57:02,480 --> 00:57:02,679
Speaker 1: No?

1243
00:57:02,920 --> 00:57:05,519
Speaker 2: Did I know you would spend money on some stupid ship?

1244
00:57:05,800 --> 00:57:09,599
Speaker 1: Yes, As a woman who had three sec TVs buckled

1245
00:57:09,639 --> 00:57:10,599
into her car on the way.

1246
00:57:10,519 --> 00:57:15,800
Speaker 2: Up, valuable resale, they have they have valuable for so.

1247
00:57:17,440 --> 00:57:18,719
Speaker 3: In nineteen ninety one.

1248
00:57:19,039 --> 00:57:22,239
Speaker 2: It's falling start you got swindled brook.

1249
00:57:22,519 --> 00:57:25,559
Speaker 3: No, it's a tremendous shape for when it was made. Yeah,

1250
00:57:25,599 --> 00:57:27,880
that's ninety, that's thirty four one.

1251
00:57:29,639 --> 00:57:32,960
Speaker 2: It looks like a man in a suit. The shoulders

1252
00:57:32,960 --> 00:57:33,760
are off.

1253
00:57:34,719 --> 00:57:35,719
Speaker 3: He has good posture.

1254
00:57:36,199 --> 00:57:38,000
Speaker 2: No, it's been constructed.

1255
00:57:38,039 --> 00:57:38,360
Speaker 3: Weird.

1256
00:57:38,559 --> 00:57:41,519
Speaker 2: You got the you got the wringer, you got the

1257
00:57:41,639 --> 00:57:43,280
black sheep of the Zeno morph.

1258
00:57:43,599 --> 00:57:45,440
Speaker 3: No, you show me another one of these.

1259
00:57:45,920 --> 00:57:48,760
Speaker 2: One was made by Uncle Gary in a garage. There's

1260
00:57:48,840 --> 00:57:50,119
something weird with him.

1261
00:57:50,320 --> 00:57:53,119
Speaker 3: No, greats are weird.

1262
00:57:53,400 --> 00:57:56,760
Speaker 1: That's the first one they made, and then Ridley Scott regular.

1263
00:57:56,639 --> 00:57:58,760
Speaker 2: From this one.

1264
00:57:59,440 --> 00:58:05,119
Speaker 1: It's appous, look dangerous? Were you trying to trial? Oh?

1265
00:58:06,079 --> 00:58:09,000
Specifically was made.

1266
00:58:08,840 --> 00:58:13,199
Speaker 2: By his cousin, Jackie Geiger. She didn't know a lot

1267
00:58:13,239 --> 00:58:15,599
about it, hot gluing it.

1268
00:58:15,880 --> 00:58:18,119
Speaker 1: That's even weirder that it was made five years after

1269
00:58:18,239 --> 00:58:18,719
the movie.

1270
00:58:18,920 --> 00:58:21,519
Speaker 3: But I mean, they make stuff for movies like that

1271
00:58:21,760 --> 00:58:23,320
right when it comes out. You know, Yeah, I guess

1272
00:58:23,639 --> 00:58:26,639
you could buy a Terminator skeleton that was made this year.

1273
00:58:26,679 --> 00:58:27,239
I'm sure you know?

1274
00:58:27,639 --> 00:58:34,960
Speaker 1: Sure? Yeah? But Mary, did you finish Akarina?

1275
00:58:35,280 --> 00:58:38,079
Speaker 2: I am on the final.

1276
00:58:38,079 --> 00:58:40,280
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. I want to say, people wonder why

1277
00:58:40,360 --> 00:58:42,159
we don't well, I mean there's numerous reasons we don't

1278
00:58:42,159 --> 00:58:45,559
have chapter markers, mainly because I'm lazy, but b people

1279
00:58:45,559 --> 00:58:48,320
are like, how the funk would we chapter mark anything

1280
00:58:48,320 --> 00:58:51,800
we talk about? Right, It's like, Okarina for ten seconds

1281
00:58:51,840 --> 00:58:58,840
and then it's fucking gremlins and weird predictability.

1282
00:58:58,840 --> 00:59:00,400
Speaker 3: Married to the beat ocrena of time. I'm like an

1283
00:59:00,400 --> 00:59:01,159
next to a waterfall.

1284
00:59:01,920 --> 00:59:06,280
Speaker 2: Okay, did you Mary?

1285
00:59:06,320 --> 00:59:10,159
Speaker 1: Can you on a boat? Did you record your entire

1286
00:59:10,199 --> 00:59:12,440
play through with the meadow glasses and post.

1287
00:59:14,599 --> 00:59:17,639
Speaker 2: If I did, watched it and then blained about it

1288
00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:18,679
eighty times?

1289
00:59:19,639 --> 00:59:20,400
Speaker 1: Did you finish are?

1290
00:59:20,599 --> 00:59:23,400
Speaker 2: Though I have not finished it, I'm very close. I've

1291
00:59:23,440 --> 00:59:27,159
done all the six uh Medallions is that what they're called.

1292
00:59:27,199 --> 00:59:31,760
I've gotten all of the Medallions, and I'm in the castle,

1293
00:59:35,119 --> 00:59:37,800
which is so interesting. It's not Gannon's Castle, it's Gannon Dwarf.

1294
00:59:38,760 --> 00:59:39,800
I'm learning a lot.

1295
00:59:39,679 --> 00:59:45,599
Speaker 1: So spoilers Gannon's Castle, though I thought I thought the splash.

1296
00:59:47,800 --> 00:59:48,360
Speaker 2: Better than I do.

1297
00:59:50,199 --> 00:59:52,719
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, it's like.

1298
00:59:53,719 --> 00:59:58,639
Speaker 2: It looks ridiculous. This is my first time fully completing this,

1299
00:59:58,920 --> 01:00:02,239
which is important and something I didn't realize I should

1300
01:00:02,239 --> 01:00:03,159
have done ages ago.

1301
01:00:04,599 --> 01:00:06,400
Speaker 1: No one told you that Acarina time was good.

1302
01:00:06,760 --> 01:00:08,760
Speaker 2: Everybody tells me it's good, and it's like the number

1303
01:00:08,760 --> 01:00:11,760
one game that everybody plays on awesome games done quick.

1304
01:00:11,800 --> 01:00:13,679
I've seen people play this game. I know this game

1305
01:00:13,800 --> 01:00:17,280
very well. Have I beat this game from beginning to end?

1306
01:00:17,760 --> 01:00:17,960
Speaker 1: No?

1307
01:00:18,280 --> 01:00:20,119
Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, I should have. I should

1308
01:00:20,119 --> 01:00:21,719
have done this, And so I just kind of sat

1309
01:00:21,760 --> 01:00:26,440
down and really got to appreciate all of the intricacies

1310
01:00:26,480 --> 01:00:29,280
of why this game is so phenomenal and everybody is

1311
01:00:29,280 --> 01:00:30,960
obsessed with it. That's awesome, it is very good.

1312
01:00:30,960 --> 01:00:32,840
Speaker 1: Wait, so oh shit, this is really fun because now

1313
01:00:32,840 --> 01:00:35,800
I can ask you questions like fresh, sure, I don't

1314
01:00:35,800 --> 01:00:37,280
know the last time I talked to someone who had

1315
01:00:37,320 --> 01:00:37,719
not played it.

1316
01:00:37,760 --> 01:00:40,800
Speaker 3: Wait, where are you're playing this on legitimate sixty four? Right?

1317
01:00:41,079 --> 01:00:43,519
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm playing it on Nintendo sixty four on a

1318
01:00:43,719 --> 01:00:45,000
thirteen inch.

1319
01:00:44,880 --> 01:00:50,159
Speaker 4: Oh yeah yeah, Oh so you get like you actually

1320
01:00:50,159 --> 01:00:54,679
the iron boots are on the equipment screen, not the

1321
01:00:54,719 --> 01:00:55,400
item screen.

1322
01:00:56,360 --> 01:00:56,719
Speaker 3: Had done?

1323
01:00:56,920 --> 01:00:58,280
Speaker 1: Did the water temple annoy you? Mary?

1324
01:00:58,320 --> 01:00:59,639
Speaker 3: That's what I was going to ask, Yeah.

1325
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:04,079
Speaker 2: The water temple is annoying. And I was really trying

1326
01:01:04,360 --> 01:01:07,519
to not do this with a guide. What ended up

1327
01:01:07,559 --> 01:01:10,039
happening is is I have I had friends with me

1328
01:01:10,159 --> 01:01:12,679
in the cabin, and anytime I got stuck, they would

1329
01:01:12,719 --> 01:01:15,719
very politely be like, Hey, wasn't it cool when you

1330
01:01:15,760 --> 01:01:20,360
filled the water that one of the floaters floated up.

1331
01:01:20,440 --> 01:01:24,480
That's really cool, right, And they were hinting to me

1332
01:01:24,599 --> 01:01:27,239
without telling me what to do, which I really appreciate.

1333
01:01:27,320 --> 01:01:28,840
I do want to give it a yeah, like that

1334
01:01:28,880 --> 01:01:32,320
was a really nice to have instead of a guide

1335
01:01:32,360 --> 01:01:34,880
that literally said you got to go back down one

1336
01:01:34,880 --> 01:01:39,599
of those holes. Now. I had friends that would casually say, hey,

1337
01:01:39,639 --> 01:01:44,079
didn't you just get like fire on a and then

1338
01:01:44,159 --> 01:01:46,760
air out? That's crazy, And I'd be like, oh my god,

1339
01:01:46,800 --> 01:01:49,400
I used a fire, you know, to get all the enemies.

1340
01:01:49,440 --> 01:01:53,880
At the same time, like I was constantly being given

1341
01:01:54,320 --> 01:01:57,800
little delicate hints to continue on. I found the Water

1342
01:01:57,840 --> 01:02:02,679
Temple to be frustrating. I I'm trying to think. I

1343
01:02:02,719 --> 01:02:05,480
don't think it was my most frustrated. I did not

1344
01:02:05,840 --> 01:02:11,039
like the Halloween Town dungeon the most shadow.

1345
01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:13,599
Speaker 3: I wouldn't like it the one we go down to

1346
01:02:13,599 --> 01:02:17,400
the well bottom of the well or Shadow Temple both.

1347
01:02:17,519 --> 01:02:19,960
Speaker 2: I mean, I think they're both annoying. But the Shadow

1348
01:02:19,960 --> 01:02:21,880
Temple is annoying because you have to use these eyes

1349
01:02:21,960 --> 01:02:26,800
the whole time, and you need the lens of truth.

1350
01:02:26,840 --> 01:02:32,239
Speaker 1: To me, yeah, it's a magnifying. It's like a magnifying.

1351
01:02:32,360 --> 01:02:36,239
Speaker 2: I found that one to be the least inspiring, I

1352
01:02:36,239 --> 01:02:42,239
guess is what I was. Oh, I hate those hands, Yeah,

1353
01:02:42,280 --> 01:02:47,480
and they're creepy. And then the mummies that they screated, Yeah,

1354
01:02:47,480 --> 01:02:48,039
those are weird.

1355
01:02:48,159 --> 01:02:49,599
Speaker 1: I used to like the Shadow Temple. I used to

1356
01:02:49,599 --> 01:02:52,840
say it's my favorite, like that. That dungeon is really

1357
01:02:52,880 --> 01:02:55,000
just a cool aesthetic to me. But it's not the

1358
01:02:55,039 --> 01:02:58,039
most interesting dungeon. Like a lot of the puzzles are like, oh,

1359
01:02:58,039 --> 01:03:00,400
the huffer boots will get you an extra few over

1360
01:03:00,440 --> 01:03:02,719
that ledge so you barely reach out, so it's.

1361
01:03:02,599 --> 01:03:05,000
Speaker 2: Such a bare end and you're spen and sliding all

1362
01:03:05,000 --> 01:03:06,760
over the place. You gotta take them off anytime you're

1363
01:03:06,800 --> 01:03:09,480
fighting someone. So that's been kind of irritating, the thing

1364
01:03:09,480 --> 01:03:11,360
that pissed me off about the Shadow Temple. And I'll

1365
01:03:11,400 --> 01:03:13,159
remember this forever and maybe you guys will be like,

1366
01:03:13,199 --> 01:03:15,440
I remember when this happened to me. But the very

1367
01:03:15,440 --> 01:03:19,320
beginning of the Shadow Temple, you're in this you go

1368
01:03:19,360 --> 01:03:21,480
downstairs and you're in this cage and you can't you

1369
01:03:21,519 --> 01:03:23,880
can see maybe like a very end of the temple,

1370
01:03:23,960 --> 01:03:26,480
but you can't get out. You're in a cage, so

1371
01:03:26,480 --> 01:03:28,480
you got to go back up. You go through like

1372
01:03:28,599 --> 01:03:33,000
a hundred different rooms to finally get to the outside

1373
01:03:33,039 --> 01:03:35,320
of this cage, which is so cool and you're looking

1374
01:03:35,320 --> 01:03:37,639
at it and it's so neat. I climb up the

1375
01:03:37,679 --> 01:03:40,119
stairs to get into this like original cage that I

1376
01:03:40,159 --> 01:03:42,079
was in at the beginning of the temple, and I

1377
01:03:42,199 --> 01:03:44,639
keep going up, can't get back down. I had to

1378
01:03:44,639 --> 01:03:47,159
do the whole temple and go through all the doors

1379
01:03:47,239 --> 01:03:51,239
all over again. It's like a bit of a I

1380
01:03:51,280 --> 01:03:53,960
don't know, it's just like a ketcha you know, gotcha?

1381
01:03:55,000 --> 01:03:56,760
Now you have to go through all the rooms again. Kid,

1382
01:03:57,599 --> 01:04:00,639
that kind of has There's been a couple times and irritated.

1383
01:04:00,679 --> 01:04:05,360
I found the handboss really irritating. I didn't like those

1384
01:04:05,679 --> 01:04:06,519
didn't like that guy.

1385
01:04:06,719 --> 01:04:08,159
Speaker 3: Do you like the twin?

1386
01:04:09,000 --> 01:04:11,440
Speaker 2: I liked the witches because I I think that they

1387
01:04:11,480 --> 01:04:16,119
gave me enough hints. Multiple times I attacked someone and

1388
01:04:16,159 --> 01:04:18,400
they were like, just so you know, you got to

1389
01:04:18,400 --> 01:04:20,440
get the sisters to attack each other. And I was like,

1390
01:04:20,440 --> 01:04:23,079
I'll log that away, like I don't need a loe.

1391
01:04:23,119 --> 01:04:25,280
I just need someone to give me a tiny little

1392
01:04:25,880 --> 01:04:28,280
hint in the game, and if you talk to the characters,

1393
01:04:28,320 --> 01:04:31,239
they'll tell you how to beat everything. As long as

1394
01:04:31,239 --> 01:04:33,719
you're talking to the townspeople, a game's not that hard.

1395
01:04:33,800 --> 01:04:35,719
Speaker 3: We're just navvy, just walking onto something, and.

1396
01:04:37,239 --> 01:04:38,440
Speaker 2: She's helpful as well.

1397
01:04:38,519 --> 01:04:41,400
Speaker 1: Do you have a favorite dungeon child or adult?

1398
01:04:43,599 --> 01:04:49,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's interesting. I think the music in Grudo is phenomenal, like.

1399
01:04:49,400 --> 01:04:51,679
Speaker 1: The like the acoustic Spanish guitar.

1400
01:04:53,880 --> 01:04:55,400
Speaker 2: In din In din In.

1401
01:04:55,719 --> 01:04:58,079
Speaker 3: But that's why I don't. I don't love that.

1402
01:04:58,199 --> 01:04:59,719
Speaker 2: I don't. Yeah, it's so funny you say that I

1403
01:04:59,719 --> 01:05:02,519
don't like that either, but I think atmospherically that is

1404
01:05:02,559 --> 01:05:06,519
my favorite. Uh, it's really neat. There was this time

1405
01:05:06,599 --> 01:05:09,960
where I had my horse and there's a bridge but

1406
01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:12,760
it's not complete, and I thought to myself, like, I

1407
01:05:12,760 --> 01:05:15,119
could probably use my boots, like I could probably like

1408
01:05:15,199 --> 01:05:17,360
maybe jump across or something. But then I was like,

1409
01:05:18,800 --> 01:05:21,039
they wouldn't make it so that I could jump this

1410
01:05:21,079 --> 01:05:24,000
with my horse, would they? And I fucking jumped across

1411
01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:26,079
this bridge with my horse. And I don't know why

1412
01:05:26,079 --> 01:05:29,599
I've never seen this in a in an awesome games

1413
01:05:29,599 --> 01:05:31,920
done quick playthrough or whatever. But I feel like I

1414
01:05:31,960 --> 01:05:33,480
was the first person to figure that out.

1415
01:05:33,519 --> 01:05:36,239
Speaker 3: I felt awesome doesn't have a camera cut and stuff.

1416
01:05:36,280 --> 01:05:39,119
It'smatic as fun.

1417
01:05:39,679 --> 01:05:41,719
Speaker 1: Well, what's funny if you only ever watched that game

1418
01:05:41,760 --> 01:05:45,119
through good Games Done quick? They do the clip from

1419
01:05:45,199 --> 01:05:49,280
the Decu tree to Gannon's castle, so you're not right,

1420
01:05:49,559 --> 01:05:50,800
which is funny, like a.

1421
01:05:50,840 --> 01:05:53,239
Speaker 3: Queen Goma fight and you can like backflip a wall

1422
01:05:53,320 --> 01:05:53,639
or something.

1423
01:05:53,719 --> 01:05:59,559
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're all cheating that games, which is going up

1424
01:05:59,559 --> 01:05:59,960
to Gannondo.

1425
01:06:00,039 --> 01:06:02,360
Speaker 1: If memory serves the spirals three, that's awesome too. And

1426
01:06:02,480 --> 01:06:04,760
you hear him upstairs playing the organ.

1427
01:06:04,800 --> 01:06:06,440
Speaker 3: And it gets louder and louder as you're going to

1428
01:06:06,519 --> 01:06:07,400
the biggest fuck.

1429
01:06:07,679 --> 01:06:13,360
Speaker 1: The fact that that game ninety seven ninety eight, The

1430
01:06:13,400 --> 01:06:17,559
fact that like just to get like geeky about, like

1431
01:06:17,599 --> 01:06:19,440
the fact that in the Shadow Temple, which I agree,

1432
01:06:19,440 --> 01:06:21,360
I don't think it's the best design temple, I just

1433
01:06:21,480 --> 01:06:23,880
like it because like at a certain point you're literally

1434
01:06:23,920 --> 01:06:26,159
crossing like the river the equivalent of the river sticks

1435
01:06:26,159 --> 01:06:29,119
on the boat, and then you get to yeah, that's like, yeah,

1436
01:06:29,119 --> 01:06:33,280
the symbolism and all that's amazing, But yeah, replaying that game,

1437
01:06:33,320 --> 01:06:34,840
I go back and forth in the Water Temple. I'm

1438
01:06:34,840 --> 01:06:36,159
not one of the people who says it's actually the

1439
01:06:36,199 --> 01:06:38,800
best one. There's people who do that, and I that insane.

1440
01:06:39,360 --> 01:06:42,199
Speaker 3: I also think the myth of the Water Temple, like

1441
01:06:42,480 --> 01:06:45,199
the it's just it's the worst thing ever. It's like, no,

1442
01:06:45,239 --> 01:06:47,800
it's kind of annoying. It's like the core mechanic is annoying.

1443
01:06:48,079 --> 01:06:49,800
The three D your.

1444
01:06:49,719 --> 01:06:51,400
Speaker 2: Boots on and awful lot is like a.

1445
01:06:51,400 --> 01:06:53,679
Speaker 3: Little irritating, Mary. I don't know if you ever played

1446
01:06:53,679 --> 01:06:56,639
the three DS remake, it is tremendous, and it also

1447
01:06:56,719 --> 01:06:58,239
does stuff where it's like on the bottom screen of

1448
01:06:58,280 --> 01:07:00,320
the three DS you can just tap to like equipment

1449
01:07:00,320 --> 01:07:03,440
and equipped the boots, and they made the In.

1450
01:07:03,400 --> 01:07:06,119
Speaker 1: The original the boots were on your equipment screen, which

1451
01:07:06,280 --> 01:07:08,880
was separate from the item equipped screen. So in the

1452
01:07:08,920 --> 01:07:11,320
three DS version, Mary, you can assign the boots to

1453
01:07:11,400 --> 01:07:15,800
a sea button. Yeah, okay, instead of instead of pressing

1454
01:07:15,840 --> 01:07:18,199
pause to like I don't know, jumping in mid air

1455
01:07:18,239 --> 01:07:20,239
and then I would always jump and then in midair

1456
01:07:20,280 --> 01:07:21,760
pause put the boots on, so I sank.

1457
01:07:23,880 --> 01:07:28,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, the water spent a lot of time. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1458
01:07:28,440 --> 01:07:30,079
Water Temple does stuff where it's like, okay, there's the

1459
01:07:30,119 --> 01:07:32,079
crystal or whatever you hit to raise and lower the water,

1460
01:07:32,159 --> 01:07:34,039
It'll have like a colored line like okay, here's a

1461
01:07:34,079 --> 01:07:37,480
pink line that goes from the switch to where the

1462
01:07:37,480 --> 01:07:39,280
water level will go to. So it's just so much

1463
01:07:39,320 --> 01:07:41,079
clearer where it's like, Okay, if I need the water

1464
01:07:41,119 --> 01:07:42,960
to be there, I hit that thing. You know, it's

1465
01:07:43,519 --> 01:07:45,639
the three DS thing is upgrade in like every.

1466
01:07:45,400 --> 01:07:50,239
Speaker 2: Way I did suffer with uh, the way that they

1467
01:07:50,320 --> 01:07:53,960
do it. I just never really understood what water level

1468
01:07:54,039 --> 01:07:56,719
I was supposed to have at any given time. Yeah,

1469
01:07:56,800 --> 01:07:59,400
so I'd be like, well, I guess I'll put it

1470
01:07:59,400 --> 01:08:02,400
in middle. Okay, it's not here, I'll put it. One

1471
01:08:02,440 --> 01:08:05,159
of the reasons I have not beaten this game yet,

1472
01:08:05,199 --> 01:08:07,719
and I've been playing this since the twenty third of December,

1473
01:08:07,800 --> 01:08:10,440
so I've had well over a week where I've been

1474
01:08:10,480 --> 01:08:12,360
playing this every evening. I put a lot of hours

1475
01:08:12,360 --> 01:08:16,079
in this game is because I think certain temples don't

1476
01:08:16,119 --> 01:08:17,439
respect my fucking time.

1477
01:08:18,159 --> 01:08:18,359
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1478
01:08:18,840 --> 01:08:21,199
Speaker 2: Yeah, and they make me go through the temple like

1479
01:08:21,239 --> 01:08:23,479
six times. Am I irritated about it? No, it's my

1480
01:08:23,560 --> 01:08:27,039
Christmas fucking break. I'm having a great time. I'm having

1481
01:08:27,079 --> 01:08:32,279
a great time. Is it time consuming? Yes, like I'm

1482
01:08:32,319 --> 01:08:34,439
spending hours raising and lowering water.

1483
01:08:35,239 --> 01:08:37,520
Speaker 1: You know, I wish I could go back. I wish

1484
01:08:37,560 --> 01:08:39,079
I could like erase that game from my memory and

1485
01:08:39,079 --> 01:08:41,119
play it again for the first time, because I've played

1486
01:08:41,119 --> 01:08:44,079
it so many times, Like I can't put myself in

1487
01:08:44,079 --> 01:08:48,680
a position where I don't know like how to defeat

1488
01:08:48,720 --> 01:08:51,239
the post sisters in the Forest Temple, or I don't

1489
01:08:51,279 --> 01:08:52,960
know exactly where the crack in the wall is in

1490
01:08:52,960 --> 01:08:54,439
the Water Temple where it's gonna get me that next

1491
01:08:54,520 --> 01:08:56,960
key I need. Like, that's really cool that you played

1492
01:08:56,960 --> 01:08:58,479
it for the first time. I'm like, kind of I'm

1493
01:08:58,560 --> 01:09:03,359
jealous and that's crazy. But did you like last question?

1494
01:09:03,680 --> 01:09:06,760
Each of the temples when you're an adult has like

1495
01:09:06,920 --> 01:09:09,760
a mini dungeon leading up to it. Yeah, did you

1496
01:09:09,800 --> 01:09:10,720
have a favorite one there?

1497
01:09:14,079 --> 01:09:17,279
Speaker 2: Trying to think of all of the different mini ones

1498
01:09:17,279 --> 01:09:17,760
they had.

1499
01:09:18,119 --> 01:09:20,960
Speaker 1: I think because the Forest Temple, it's basically just like

1500
01:09:21,279 --> 01:09:23,279
I guess it's the Lost Woods Labyrinth. I'm trying to

1501
01:09:23,279 --> 01:09:24,800
remember it because you for Forest.

1502
01:09:25,079 --> 01:09:27,920
Speaker 2: I loved the Labyrinth, but it was fun figuring out

1503
01:09:27,920 --> 01:09:30,279
that it was audio based. I liked that it was like, oh,

1504
01:09:30,359 --> 01:09:32,960
there's music coming from these holes, so you go to

1505
01:09:33,000 --> 01:09:35,680
the music. Is that what you're talking about?

1506
01:09:35,760 --> 01:09:37,960
Speaker 1: I like's of the Sacred Forest Grotto.

1507
01:09:38,039 --> 01:09:42,680
Speaker 2: I think it's the.

1508
01:09:40,640 --> 01:09:43,079
Speaker 1: The big Moblins. I think they're actually just called them moblins,

1509
01:09:43,079 --> 01:09:43,399
but they.

1510
01:09:43,479 --> 01:09:44,359
Speaker 3: They slammed the ground.

1511
01:09:44,359 --> 01:09:49,159
Speaker 1: And then there's the ice Cavern, which is before the

1512
01:09:49,159 --> 01:09:51,680
water Temple Fire temple. Fun, what are you doing in

1513
01:09:51,720 --> 01:09:52,640
the fire Temple?

1514
01:09:53,000 --> 01:09:57,720
Speaker 2: I liked. I liked the ice a lot music.

1515
01:09:57,720 --> 01:09:59,920
Speaker 1: There's awesome, like it sounds like they were like it's

1516
01:10:00,119 --> 01:10:02,680
it sounds icy like. There were sounds like playing like

1517
01:10:02,680 --> 01:10:04,600
a xylophone on like diamonds or something.

1518
01:10:05,119 --> 01:10:07,079
Speaker 2: It had a cool puzzle. There was a cool puzzle

1519
01:10:07,079 --> 01:10:09,279
in the ice area with this cube and you had

1520
01:10:09,279 --> 01:10:11,359
to push it against certain things to get it to

1521
01:10:11,479 --> 01:10:12,600
land where you needed.

1522
01:10:12,359 --> 01:10:16,000
Speaker 3: It to be, like the silver rupees, right, like, don't

1523
01:10:16,000 --> 01:10:19,479
you need to get like five silver rupees to Yeah.

1524
01:10:19,640 --> 01:10:23,800
Speaker 2: I liked all the little bonus areas as well, of like, hey,

1525
01:10:24,279 --> 01:10:27,239
do this archery test to get a quarter of a heart.

1526
01:10:28,039 --> 01:10:31,079
There was one that was it kind of looked like bowling,

1527
01:10:31,119 --> 01:10:34,359
but you you have to use bomb choose to get yeah,

1528
01:10:34,399 --> 01:10:37,920
and I got. I got all those. I've enjoyed the

1529
01:10:37,960 --> 01:10:40,800
mini games and things like that. There's been a lot

1530
01:10:40,840 --> 01:10:43,199
of aha moments. I think the first time I can't

1531
01:10:43,840 --> 01:10:48,119
uh I was a kid and I became an adult.

1532
01:10:48,279 --> 01:10:52,239
I just went, oh, this is why everyone fucking loves

1533
01:10:52,279 --> 01:10:57,439
this game. He's like, yeah, where sucks now? Yeah, the

1534
01:10:57,520 --> 01:11:00,720
Village Square is crazy, only so undest.

1535
01:11:01,199 --> 01:11:03,039
Speaker 1: They just such a good job making the world feel

1536
01:11:03,119 --> 01:11:06,760
so much like horrific more horrific. I like the Grudo

1537
01:11:06,800 --> 01:11:08,479
Fortress quite a bit, even with the stealth stuff. Once

1538
01:11:08,520 --> 01:11:10,119
you get past that and you're fighting everybody but.

1539
01:11:11,720 --> 01:11:12,760
Speaker 2: Ladies, it was good.

1540
01:11:13,000 --> 01:11:17,560
Speaker 1: Yeah. The the Spirit Temple is so fucking red because

1541
01:11:18,359 --> 01:11:20,560
you actually have to do part of the temple as

1542
01:11:20,560 --> 01:11:22,880
a child early on, then part as an adult, which

1543
01:11:22,880 --> 01:11:23,319
is awesome.

1544
01:11:23,359 --> 01:11:27,600
Speaker 2: That is neat, I will say. I think sometimes you

1545
01:11:27,680 --> 01:11:29,680
have these wonderful rose colored glasses cause you have like

1546
01:11:29,680 --> 01:11:30,600
all these good memories with it.

1547
01:11:30,680 --> 01:11:30,840
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1548
01:11:30,920 --> 01:11:33,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was actually pretty fucking irritated getting to that

1549
01:11:34,000 --> 01:11:37,239
temple the first time and being like, where's the door

1550
01:11:37,439 --> 01:11:39,359
and there's just a tiny little hole, and I'm like,

1551
01:11:39,439 --> 01:11:40,880
I do this as a kid.

1552
01:11:41,119 --> 01:11:43,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, I kind of don't love that either.

1553
01:11:45,239 --> 01:11:48,279
Speaker 2: But that's the thing. I think there was like a

1554
01:11:48,319 --> 01:11:50,920
pall in me where I was like walk all the

1555
01:11:50,960 --> 01:11:54,119
way fucking back, and then half the time I would

1556
01:11:54,159 --> 01:11:55,920
be there and I'd be like, oh right, I could

1557
01:11:56,199 --> 01:11:58,760
fucking warp. I would forget. I would forget that I

1558
01:11:59,119 --> 01:12:01,640
have these speed things. So I was sometimes I was

1559
01:12:01,640 --> 01:12:03,000
like wasting my own time?

1560
01:12:03,319 --> 01:12:05,239
Speaker 1: Was that the first instance of fast travel?

1561
01:12:06,239 --> 01:12:07,359
Speaker 3: I can't be the first.

1562
01:12:07,439 --> 01:12:10,880
Speaker 2: This game invented like a hundred different I think it

1563
01:12:10,920 --> 01:12:13,640
was the first. It had fucking fishing, you guys.

1564
01:12:13,560 --> 01:12:15,359
Speaker 3: The fishing. That was awesome. I love that.

1565
01:12:15,439 --> 01:12:17,119
Speaker 2: It's like the first game with fishing.

1566
01:12:17,880 --> 01:12:20,520
Speaker 1: I swear I remember the call it like Z targeting

1567
01:12:20,600 --> 01:12:22,840
is what they called. That was the whole game for

1568
01:12:22,880 --> 01:12:24,520
them when they were making Yeah, first.

1569
01:12:24,319 --> 01:12:27,960
Speaker 2: Time, I lating, but good for them. I feel like

1570
01:12:27,960 --> 01:12:30,039
I can't ever lock in the way I want to.

1571
01:12:30,239 --> 01:12:32,600
Speaker 3: But whatever, did you think it looks like the windmill

1572
01:12:32,600 --> 01:12:33,920
guy was whacking off into that box?

1573
01:12:34,359 --> 01:12:35,960
Speaker 2: Oh yeah? The guy was like, I like it when

1574
01:12:35,960 --> 01:12:37,359
I goes to my really cast.

1575
01:12:37,159 --> 01:12:39,039
Speaker 1: Yeah, only get off to that song.

1576
01:12:39,239 --> 01:12:41,800
Speaker 3: Yeah that was cool to Okay.

1577
01:12:42,000 --> 01:12:45,760
Speaker 1: That was also really fucking cool when he's like, years ago,

1578
01:12:45,960 --> 01:12:49,159
this fucking kid came in played this goddamn song and

1579
01:12:49,159 --> 01:12:50,640
then you're like, I wonder who that kid was, and

1580
01:12:50,640 --> 01:12:52,119
then you see him again as a care.

1581
01:12:51,960 --> 01:12:53,239
Speaker 3: Like, oh it was me.

1582
01:12:53,520 --> 01:12:56,840
Speaker 1: It was the most like Prisoner of Azkaman fucking interstellar moment.

1583
01:12:57,039 --> 01:12:57,680
It was awesome.

1584
01:12:58,239 --> 01:13:02,560
Speaker 2: There's so many like aha moments. I as an adult,

1585
01:13:02,640 --> 01:13:06,119
I ran into a what are they called scarecrow and

1586
01:13:06,159 --> 01:13:08,119
he was like, I'd never forget a song. And I

1587
01:13:08,239 --> 01:13:10,680
was like, oh my god, if I go here as

1588
01:13:10,720 --> 01:13:15,920
a kid, he'll know a song. And it was really

1589
01:13:15,960 --> 01:13:18,159
neat to see that come full circle. There was a

1590
01:13:18,159 --> 01:13:19,920
lot of things I did as an adult that when

1591
01:13:19,920 --> 01:13:21,399
I came back, I was like, oh my god, as

1592
01:13:21,439 --> 01:13:23,640
a kid, that'll be so cool. I planted a seed

1593
01:13:23,640 --> 01:13:25,279
as a kid, and then as an adult, I was like,

1594
01:13:25,279 --> 01:13:27,159
what the fuck. It's like a whole plant that like

1595
01:13:27,239 --> 01:13:30,840
takes me places. How cool is that? None of this

1596
01:13:30,880 --> 01:13:33,640
stuff is in a G A GDQ. These guys are

1597
01:13:33,680 --> 01:13:36,279
missing half the game. I don't even know why they're

1598
01:13:36,279 --> 01:13:37,439
playing it the way they're playing.

1599
01:13:38,960 --> 01:13:39,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like.

1600
01:13:39,760 --> 01:13:41,319
Speaker 3: They're trying to get through it as fast as they can.

1601
01:13:41,520 --> 01:13:49,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, what the fuck? Awesome? Awesome games done. I don't

1602
01:13:49,039 --> 01:13:50,359
know what the end of that joke is. Let's move

1603
01:13:50,359 --> 01:13:53,640
on Dan. What he be playing?

1604
01:13:54,000 --> 01:13:56,359
Speaker 3: Well, it's interesting what Mary was saying about, like, you know,

1605
01:13:56,640 --> 01:13:58,760
over the holidays, like you have your Holiday break game

1606
01:13:58,800 --> 01:14:00,319
and things like that, and I think that that is

1607
01:14:00,359 --> 01:14:02,439
a great time to go back to an old classic

1608
01:14:02,479 --> 01:14:04,800
because it's most of the big releases are out at

1609
01:14:04,800 --> 01:14:06,680
that point, you've probably played through the stuff that you

1610
01:14:06,720 --> 01:14:08,279
want to play through from that year for Game of

1611
01:14:08,279 --> 01:14:10,880
the Year discussions, and so I did the exact same thing.

1612
01:14:11,039 --> 01:14:16,159
I so Mario Galaxy two has the only star in

1613
01:14:16,359 --> 01:14:19,800
a Mario game I've never gotten, and because I always

1614
01:14:19,920 --> 01:14:21,880
hundred percent Mario games over and over and over again.

1615
01:14:21,920 --> 01:14:23,600
But when it first came out, I played through it,

1616
01:14:23,760 --> 01:14:25,119
and if you remember, you get all one hundred and

1617
01:14:25,159 --> 01:14:28,079
twenty stars, and then they populate all the levels with

1618
01:14:28,159 --> 01:14:30,479
like you know, green stars, usually two or three of them,

1619
01:14:30,680 --> 01:14:32,279
and so you can get up to two hundred and

1620
01:14:32,279 --> 01:14:35,520
forty and then there's a final level called the Perfect Run,

1621
01:14:36,079 --> 01:14:38,079
and you can beat it for one star and then

1622
01:14:38,119 --> 01:14:40,439
it's like all right, well for the comet to show up.

1623
01:14:40,439 --> 01:14:42,800
For you to get the bonus star, you have to

1624
01:14:42,800 --> 01:14:46,520
get like nine nine and ninety nine star bits. And

1625
01:14:46,840 --> 01:14:48,520
the first time I was playing through it, I just

1626
01:14:48,520 --> 01:14:50,399
thought starbugs were like this thing that you just like

1627
01:14:50,600 --> 01:14:52,439
could shoot willy nilly to kind of like you know,

1628
01:14:53,039 --> 01:14:55,560
distract enemies and stuff like that or stun them. So

1629
01:14:55,680 --> 01:14:58,199
I was not like saving up starbits really and I

1630
01:14:58,239 --> 01:15:00,199
was like, god damn, I don't want to fucking grind

1631
01:15:00,439 --> 01:15:03,479
ten thousand star bits to get one last star I

1632
01:15:03,479 --> 01:15:05,640
already beat the game, and then I did the super

1633
01:15:05,680 --> 01:15:07,279
beat the game thing and then it's just like, Okay,

1634
01:15:07,279 --> 01:15:09,520
this one last thing is fine. I can live without

1635
01:15:09,520 --> 01:15:11,279
doing it. And I never played it again past that.

1636
01:15:11,640 --> 01:15:13,279
I love the game, but just never played it again.

1637
01:15:13,319 --> 01:15:15,520
And so since they put it out on Switch Too,

1638
01:15:15,720 --> 01:15:17,279
I was like, all right, well, now's the time I

1639
01:15:17,319 --> 01:15:19,600
should finally go through it. So yeah, took me like

1640
01:15:19,640 --> 01:15:23,159
maybe twenty five or a little more hours, but I

1641
01:15:23,199 --> 01:15:26,720
did everything, and now it's like there's just obvious ways

1642
01:15:26,760 --> 01:15:28,600
to grind Starbirds. There's like I did a stream where

1643
01:15:28,640 --> 01:15:31,199
I was just grinding Starbirds and then I unlocked that

1644
01:15:31,239 --> 01:15:34,319
final level and I didn't realize it was like these

1645
01:15:34,319 --> 01:15:36,760
were three D Mario games post Galaxy Too, if kind

1646
01:15:36,760 --> 01:15:41,159
of always had like a super bullshit hard final thing,

1647
01:15:41,239 --> 01:15:44,159
like Odyssey three D World had like you know, Champions Road,

1648
01:15:44,239 --> 01:15:46,920
like these really fucking tough levels and this is insane.

1649
01:15:47,000 --> 01:15:50,640
It's just this huge gauntlet of platforming and combat. You

1650
01:15:50,760 --> 01:15:54,199
have one health, so anything touches you, you die. There's

1651
01:15:54,239 --> 01:15:56,439
also a million places you can fall and die immediately.

1652
01:15:56,520 --> 01:16:00,359
There are zero checkpoints, so it is just is.

1653
01:16:00,279 --> 01:16:00,960
Speaker 2: This so mean?

1654
01:16:01,720 --> 01:16:04,640
Speaker 3: Because I think it's like I think Mario games three D.

1655
01:16:04,760 --> 01:16:07,119
Mario games have always been amazing at like, look, if

1656
01:16:07,119 --> 01:16:08,800
you want to just beat the game, you can beat

1657
01:16:08,800 --> 01:16:11,199
Mario sixty four with a handful of stars or whatever,

1658
01:16:11,279 --> 01:16:12,159
and then but like, if you want to be a

1659
01:16:12,159 --> 01:16:14,239
sicko about it, you get all these and then as

1660
01:16:14,239 --> 01:16:17,119
they progress, it's like, okay, so like you can beat

1661
01:16:17,159 --> 01:16:18,920
the game, and then you can really beat the game.

1662
01:16:19,039 --> 01:16:21,560
And then if you're a fucking psycho about this, here's

1663
01:16:21,600 --> 01:16:23,680
the crazy last thing you can do. And I always

1664
01:16:23,760 --> 01:16:26,039
love doing the crazy last thing. So I had never

1665
01:16:26,079 --> 01:16:28,000
done this before, and I was on stream and I

1666
01:16:28,319 --> 01:16:30,239
did the grinding and everything. I got all the star bits.

1667
01:16:30,239 --> 01:16:31,960
It's like, well, okay, now just get the last star,

1668
01:16:32,079 --> 01:16:35,800
the last star I've never gotten before, and holy shit,

1669
01:16:36,000 --> 01:16:38,399
it was hard. It was like, I'm very good at

1670
01:16:38,399 --> 01:16:41,560
Mario games, but I died. I think I know. I

1671
01:16:41,600 --> 01:16:44,640
died like forty plus times something like that might have

1672
01:16:44,640 --> 01:16:48,439
been like forty five or something like that. But super satisfying.

1673
01:16:48,520 --> 01:16:52,319
I mean, it's it's well designed. It's just incredibly brutal

1674
01:16:52,439 --> 01:16:53,560
as difficulty.

1675
01:16:53,720 --> 01:16:54,880
Speaker 1: Did you beat it?

1676
01:16:55,199 --> 01:16:56,840
Speaker 3: I did? I did, And what's it?

1677
01:16:57,119 --> 01:16:58,119
Speaker 1: I just want to look it up on YouTube.

1678
01:16:58,159 --> 01:17:00,760
Speaker 3: I'm like, uh, the perfect run, but it's not the

1679
01:17:00,800 --> 01:17:04,159
initial one because the initial one has checkpoints and not

1680
01:17:04,199 --> 01:17:06,720
as many enemies and stuff. So it's the first I

1681
01:17:06,760 --> 01:17:09,439
think I beat it the first time without the bullshit

1682
01:17:09,560 --> 01:17:14,039
comet difficulty one or whatever. So super love that. And yeah,

1683
01:17:14,119 --> 01:17:16,840
Galaxy two, it's it's awesome on the switch, you know,

1684
01:17:16,960 --> 01:17:19,479
the with the pro controller, all the the motion stuff

1685
01:17:19,560 --> 01:17:21,880
is great. I played a lot on planes and you know,

1686
01:17:22,079 --> 01:17:23,840
detached the joy cons and using it like a we

1687
01:17:23,960 --> 01:17:25,760
mode and pointing the star bits and all that stuff.

1688
01:17:25,800 --> 01:17:29,479
So oh, that shit's great. It's a tremendous game. So yeah,

1689
01:17:29,560 --> 01:17:31,600
I still have a few days left of Winter Break,

1690
01:17:31,720 --> 01:17:34,840
so I finished Galaxy two, and then, as Mary did,

1691
01:17:34,880 --> 01:17:37,600
I went back to a Zelda game and Link between

1692
01:17:37,600 --> 01:17:41,880
Worlds is one that so good. Such a game, it's incredible.

1693
01:17:41,920 --> 01:17:44,319
It's the only ten I ever gave a review for

1694
01:17:44,439 --> 01:17:47,640
game and Former and I played through it four times

1695
01:17:47,640 --> 01:17:49,199
when it first came out, like I beat it. Then

1696
01:17:49,239 --> 01:17:50,760
I did it on whatever master mode. Then I did

1697
01:17:50,800 --> 01:17:52,920
it with one hundred percent, like getting every heart and everything,

1698
01:17:52,960 --> 01:17:54,920
and then I just did it again, like back to

1699
01:17:54,960 --> 01:17:56,560
back to back to back. I've never done a game

1700
01:17:56,600 --> 01:17:58,479
like that, and I haven't played it really since then.

1701
01:17:58,760 --> 01:18:00,359
And so now I've got the A Y N Thor,

1702
01:18:00,439 --> 01:18:02,520
which is that like you know emulation device that has

1703
01:18:02,520 --> 01:18:04,520
two screens, and it's like, well, this is the perfect

1704
01:18:04,520 --> 01:18:07,359
fucking way, Like there are ways to emulate Link between Worlds,

1705
01:18:07,439 --> 01:18:08,880
you know, on a computer, and it's like, oh, I

1706
01:18:08,880 --> 01:18:11,000
click R three and it switches to the bottom screen,

1707
01:18:11,239 --> 01:18:12,760
but it's not the same, you know, like you want

1708
01:18:12,800 --> 01:18:14,319
to be able to like touch the bottom screen and

1709
01:18:14,359 --> 01:18:16,720
play it like you remember it. And the AY and

1710
01:18:16,760 --> 01:18:19,600
Thor is fantastic for that, and that screen is beautiful.

1711
01:18:19,640 --> 01:18:22,279
You're playing like four times the internal resolution, so it

1712
01:18:22,399 --> 01:18:24,319
might as well be a remake of Link between Worlds

1713
01:18:24,479 --> 01:18:27,800
on like much better looking hardware. So it's it's really

1714
01:18:27,840 --> 01:18:30,000
been the best way to use that device and to

1715
01:18:30,079 --> 01:18:32,560
replay this game. And uh yeah, I'm like a few

1716
01:18:32,600 --> 01:18:35,119
dungeons in I'll probably right after the show tonight, you know,

1717
01:18:35,279 --> 01:18:38,720
go play a bunch more. But yeah, I forget how

1718
01:18:38,840 --> 01:18:40,920
good it looks. It's kind of before they did that

1719
01:18:41,359 --> 01:18:45,119
very chevy Links Awakening remake that that art style. It's

1720
01:18:45,199 --> 01:18:47,399
kind of in between like a classic Zelda style and

1721
01:18:47,399 --> 01:18:49,159
the like super you're squishy.

1722
01:18:48,760 --> 01:18:50,159
Speaker 2: But you're not too cute.

1723
01:18:50,319 --> 01:18:52,399
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you're not like a little you know, Santa

1724
01:18:52,479 --> 01:18:56,039
Zel for whatever. It looks like they basically made a

1725
01:18:56,079 --> 01:18:57,760
sequel to Link to the Past, which is like my

1726
01:18:57,800 --> 01:19:01,680
first favorite game I ever had, And I remember when

1727
01:19:01,720 --> 01:19:02,880
I announced it, I was like, it's going to be

1728
01:19:02,920 --> 01:19:04,319
the same map, but it's going to be just like,

1729
01:19:04,319 --> 01:19:06,319
this is basically a remake. It's like, no, it is

1730
01:19:06,359 --> 01:19:08,960
the same map, but they do so many interesting things

1731
01:19:08,960 --> 01:19:10,960
with that, like even the stuff you see with like

1732
01:19:11,000 --> 01:19:13,600
the energy meter and like renting items and being able

1733
01:19:13,600 --> 01:19:15,520
to do dungeons and whatever order you want. Like it

1734
01:19:15,560 --> 01:19:17,840
introduced a lot of stuff that they didn't go all

1735
01:19:17,840 --> 01:19:20,560
the way on until stuff like you know, breath the

1736
01:19:20,560 --> 01:19:24,359
while so very interesting seeing the stuff they were trying there. Right,

1737
01:19:24,399 --> 01:19:25,199
I think when did this.

1738
01:19:25,199 --> 01:19:26,880
Speaker 2: Game come out Link Between Worlds.

1739
01:19:27,079 --> 01:19:31,239
Speaker 3: I'm going to think that twenty thirteen or so, because yeah, okay, Yeah,

1740
01:19:31,479 --> 01:19:33,319
I was at GI and I left there in twenty fourteen,

1741
01:19:33,359 --> 01:19:34,960
so it couldn't have been much past that.

1742
01:19:35,960 --> 01:19:37,760
Speaker 2: I was that game spot when this came out. This

1743
01:19:37,800 --> 01:19:40,680
is a crazy this is a really good game. When

1744
01:19:40,760 --> 01:19:42,960
this came out, it's cool to see that you reviewed

1745
01:19:43,000 --> 01:19:44,720
this as well, and you like get to come back

1746
01:19:44,720 --> 01:19:47,720
to because when you're reviewing a game, maybe you can

1747
01:19:47,760 --> 01:19:49,439
like educate me on this. But I feel like you're

1748
01:19:49,439 --> 01:19:52,479
playing a game just maybe slightly differently than you're playing

1749
01:19:52,520 --> 01:19:56,560
it in a casual Christmas setting. There's just a bit

1750
01:19:56,600 --> 01:19:58,520
of more of an era of you like making sure

1751
01:19:58,560 --> 01:20:02,119
you're ticking all the boxes that you're really I don't know,

1752
01:20:02,159 --> 01:20:03,640
you're just like you have to do it in a

1753
01:20:03,680 --> 01:20:06,840
professional sense. It's just slightly off.

1754
01:20:06,960 --> 01:20:08,720
Speaker 3: There are a couple of big things that change it

1755
01:20:08,720 --> 01:20:10,359
where it's like. One of them is if it's an

1756
01:20:10,359 --> 01:20:13,000
embargoed game, you're definitely rushing through it, like I've talked

1757
01:20:13,000 --> 01:20:14,439
about with Deust Trainding and Red Dead two, and that

1758
01:20:14,560 --> 01:20:16,479
very much changes the way you're taking the game in.

1759
01:20:16,720 --> 01:20:18,680
But I kind of think the bigger thing almost for me,

1760
01:20:18,840 --> 01:20:20,880
is like, you know, my memory sucks, so I have

1761
01:20:21,079 --> 01:20:25,319
always always when I reviewed games taken a billion notes,

1762
01:20:25,520 --> 01:20:27,920
and so when I'm playing a game for review, whether

1763
01:20:27,920 --> 01:20:30,319
it's Link between Worlds back Then or Metroid Prime four,

1764
01:20:30,520 --> 01:20:32,239
you know, a couple months ago or a month ago,

1765
01:20:32,880 --> 01:20:35,560
I'm just pausing every three seconds to write down thoughts

1766
01:20:35,600 --> 01:20:37,479
on it because it's like, Okay, I mean, I'm assembling

1767
01:20:37,479 --> 01:20:39,640
my review as I'm playing the game, and that is

1768
01:20:39,680 --> 01:20:41,439
so much different than like I'm just gonna sit down

1769
01:20:41,479 --> 01:20:43,800
and sip on some scotch, put something on in the background,

1770
01:20:43,880 --> 01:20:45,000
and you can forget.

1771
01:20:44,760 --> 01:20:46,319
Speaker 2: It the second that it's happened.

1772
01:20:46,720 --> 01:20:46,920
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1773
01:20:47,000 --> 01:20:49,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's like I'm just so deeply enjoying it,

1774
01:20:49,479 --> 01:20:51,960
you know, like I'm'm very much enjoying playing at this time.

1775
01:20:52,479 --> 01:20:55,279
Not that I did in the first time, obviously, but yeah,

1776
01:20:55,319 --> 01:20:57,199
it is. It is much more relaxed to doing it

1777
01:20:57,239 --> 01:20:57,560
this way.

1778
01:20:58,239 --> 01:21:02,880
Speaker 1: Nice. I uh, I want to replay Ocarina as well.

1779
01:21:02,920 --> 01:21:05,159
I want to replay Majora's Mask. That's my favorite game

1780
01:21:05,159 --> 01:21:05,640
of all time.

1781
01:21:05,720 --> 01:21:08,520
Speaker 3: Do the three DS one? I assume you've done that, Yes,

1782
01:21:08,720 --> 01:21:11,479
I had, it make sense. It's even more of a

1783
01:21:11,720 --> 01:21:13,640
step up than those. Oh I should specify.

1784
01:21:13,640 --> 01:21:14,960
Speaker 1: I want to I mean, I want to replay these

1785
01:21:14,960 --> 01:21:17,640
games like my yearly replay. I just haven't gotten to

1786
01:21:17,720 --> 01:21:21,359
them yet. I usually played Metroid Prime one over the holidays.

1787
01:21:22,119 --> 01:21:25,000
This year, my plan was to play Metroid Prime four instead.

1788
01:21:25,560 --> 01:21:28,439
I did not yet because I started Octopath Traveler zero

1789
01:21:28,680 --> 01:21:30,760
a few weeks ago. Wish I had gotten around playing

1790
01:21:30,800 --> 01:21:32,039
it before Game of the Year because I like that

1791
01:21:32,079 --> 01:21:34,840
game a whole lot. In thirty five forty hours in now,

1792
01:21:35,239 --> 01:21:37,039
nice game is way bigger than I thought it would be,

1793
01:21:38,520 --> 01:21:40,279
but I'm liking it quite a bit. Did you guys

1794
01:21:40,319 --> 01:21:42,479
play the first either the first two or both?

1795
01:21:42,520 --> 01:21:43,560
Speaker 3: Play the first one? Liked it?

1796
01:21:44,079 --> 01:21:48,239
Speaker 1: Okay, Mary, did you play either of them or which ones?

1797
01:21:48,479 --> 01:21:49,399
Octopath Traveler.

1798
01:21:50,319 --> 01:21:52,279
Speaker 2: I played the first one and I loved it. I

1799
01:21:52,319 --> 01:21:54,119
don't know why I didn't play the second one. I

1800
01:21:54,119 --> 01:21:56,159
think it's just because I usually don't play turn Base.

1801
01:21:56,319 --> 01:21:58,039
You have to really convince me in the first one.

1802
01:21:58,079 --> 01:21:59,960
Everyone was like, you don't play this year, an idiot,

1803
01:22:00,039 --> 01:22:01,560
since I played the first one and I like that.

1804
01:22:01,760 --> 01:22:04,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's stuff with the battlesystem that makes it like

1805
01:22:04,039 --> 01:22:07,159
it's I've said this before, it's like crazy, how crunchy

1806
01:22:07,199 --> 01:22:09,119
they made the combat even though it's turn based, like

1807
01:22:09,119 --> 01:22:12,000
the response the feedback loop in that game is great

1808
01:22:12,319 --> 01:22:14,319
both of those. I think two is really good, ironed

1809
01:22:14,359 --> 01:22:17,720
out some storytelling problems that first had. However, Zero is

1810
01:22:17,720 --> 01:22:19,920
different because you don't have eight characters. I think you

1811
01:22:19,920 --> 01:22:23,319
can recruit a total of like thirty five ish, so

1812
01:22:23,359 --> 01:22:25,600
it's more like the Sweekening games almost, and you have

1813
01:22:25,680 --> 01:22:28,439
a town building aspect, which I think is kind of weak,

1814
01:22:28,720 --> 01:22:30,640
but it's still fun, Like you have this home, big

1815
01:22:30,720 --> 01:22:33,880
village you're going back to and rebuilding. And if you

1816
01:22:33,960 --> 01:22:37,399
played ninokuney two that had a pretty in depth town

1817
01:22:37,479 --> 01:22:39,800
building aspect as well. This is not on that level,

1818
01:22:39,800 --> 01:22:44,920
but I like that you have this many characters to

1819
01:22:44,960 --> 01:22:47,079
choose from. I'm very much like an xcom or State

1820
01:22:47,119 --> 01:22:51,960
of Decay or Wildermith obviously fan of like more procedural

1821
01:22:52,079 --> 01:22:55,640
j These are not procedurally generated characters, but I know

1822
01:22:55,680 --> 01:22:58,640
the larger cast it absolutely loses focus. Where you used

1823
01:22:58,680 --> 01:23:00,520
to have just the eight and you're kind of going

1824
01:23:00,520 --> 01:23:04,600
through each chapter of their individual stories. That's not the

1825
01:23:04,640 --> 01:23:07,359
case anymore. Now you're recruiting a bunch of people who

1826
01:23:07,439 --> 01:23:09,760
kind of don't have that much of an arc. Once

1827
01:23:09,800 --> 01:23:12,720
you recruit them, I think the storytelling becomes more about

1828
01:23:12,760 --> 01:23:14,600
like how you use them and how you see them

1829
01:23:14,600 --> 01:23:18,119
in your head can and et cetera. But also the

1830
01:23:18,199 --> 01:23:21,680
combat you're using eight character. Your party is eight characters.

1831
01:23:21,880 --> 01:23:25,439
You could swap people in and out. Of course in

1832
01:23:25,520 --> 01:23:27,399
combat you're using all eight. You have a front and

1833
01:23:27,479 --> 01:23:30,279
back line. Basically, there are certain abilities you could do

1834
01:23:30,359 --> 01:23:32,520
from the back line, but you just swap them when

1835
01:23:32,560 --> 01:23:37,399
it gets like you make one character and then they're

1836
01:23:37,439 --> 01:23:39,800
always in the party. So I just like was I

1837
01:23:39,920 --> 01:23:42,279
named mine Amanda like Amanda was watching, and I just

1838
01:23:42,359 --> 01:23:44,239
kind of name her that. So when it gets to

1839
01:23:44,279 --> 01:23:46,520
Amanda's turn, you could swap her with someone behind her.

1840
01:23:46,560 --> 01:23:48,319
Once you get into the back line. At the end

1841
01:23:48,359 --> 01:23:51,359
of the turn, they'll heal, they'll recover some health, and

1842
01:23:51,399 --> 01:23:56,840
they also can't take damage generally speaking. So I think

1843
01:23:57,000 --> 01:23:59,439
the downside there is it almost makes the game a

1844
01:23:59,479 --> 01:24:03,039
bit too easy. There are definitely bosses I've gotten to

1845
01:24:03,039 --> 01:24:04,680
where I'm like, oh, I'd need to grind a bit more,

1846
01:24:05,119 --> 01:24:07,239
and there's plenty to do. It's a big world, so

1847
01:24:07,319 --> 01:24:09,439
it's not It doesn't even usually feel like I'm kind

1848
01:24:09,479 --> 01:24:11,520
of grinding needlessly. It's like, oh, there's other stuff to do.

1849
01:24:11,600 --> 01:24:14,479
I'll come back to this guy but once you have eight,

1850
01:24:14,560 --> 01:24:17,119
you can kind of beat many, many battles by just

1851
01:24:17,199 --> 01:24:19,920
strength of numbers, having so many characters, and once a

1852
01:24:20,000 --> 01:24:24,039
character gets low enough, I almost found like healing abilities

1853
01:24:24,119 --> 01:24:25,960
kind of lose their luster because you could just swap

1854
01:24:26,000 --> 01:24:28,399
them to the back line, and these healing abilities that

1855
01:24:28,439 --> 01:24:32,079
these the support characters have, or the apothecaries or the clerics,

1856
01:24:32,079 --> 01:24:35,319
what have you, those will heal more of their health

1857
01:24:35,359 --> 01:24:37,560
than just being on the back line will. But again,

1858
01:24:37,640 --> 01:24:42,039
you're more you're better off. I've found just like moving

1859
01:24:42,039 --> 01:24:43,760
that character to the back line to heal and then

1860
01:24:43,840 --> 01:24:46,399
using an offensive right, you.

1861
01:24:46,319 --> 01:24:48,800
Speaker 2: Can be constantly attacking as opposed to using one of

1862
01:24:48,840 --> 01:24:54,800
your precious uh abilities yea to still Yeah, that could

1863
01:24:54,800 --> 01:24:55,800
have been to attack.

1864
01:24:56,079 --> 01:24:57,560
Speaker 1: So I'm liking it quite a bit. I mean, I'm

1865
01:24:57,600 --> 01:25:00,319
thirty five hours in. I plan on beating it. It's long.

1866
01:25:00,560 --> 01:25:04,359
I like, there's there's a Zelda esque moment where you

1867
01:25:04,359 --> 01:25:05,880
you think you know the scope of the world, and

1868
01:25:05,880 --> 01:25:07,600
then I'm like, oh, holy shit, that was just kind

1869
01:25:07,640 --> 01:25:08,720
of like a prologue.

1870
01:25:09,159 --> 01:25:10,479
Speaker 2: IHS do that?

1871
01:25:10,800 --> 01:25:12,479
Speaker 1: Yeah it was, And I was like, oh, okay, cool,

1872
01:25:12,520 --> 01:25:14,079
I want more of this game. It's the first game

1873
01:25:14,079 --> 01:25:15,520
i've played in a while, and I'm like, I just

1874
01:25:15,680 --> 01:25:17,359
kind of want to finish it now that I've seen

1875
01:25:17,640 --> 01:25:21,840
most of the the expanse of it. But yeah, I'm

1876
01:25:21,840 --> 01:25:24,640
liking it quite a bit. Like I said, this storytelling

1877
01:25:24,680 --> 01:25:26,079
is not on part of the first two games, just

1878
01:25:27,199 --> 01:25:29,359
by virtue of having way less focus because you have

1879
01:25:29,399 --> 01:25:32,199
so many characters. But and that, Yeah, the city building

1880
01:25:32,279 --> 01:25:36,439
is annoying because you can't unless I'm completely missing it,

1881
01:25:36,479 --> 01:25:39,680
you can't rotate buildings, so you're building it all on

1882
01:25:39,720 --> 01:25:42,239
that eight two what do they call it, HD two

1883
01:25:42,319 --> 01:25:44,600
D two two D plane, So if you put a

1884
01:25:44,600 --> 01:25:47,199
house in front of another one. They also don't make

1885
01:25:47,239 --> 01:25:49,159
it transparent when you're behind it, so you have to

1886
01:25:49,199 --> 01:25:51,479
like I can't find the door to the one behind

1887
01:25:51,520 --> 01:25:55,680
it sometimes until I see the prompt come up. That

1888
01:25:55,760 --> 01:25:58,800
the town building just feels like more kind of a

1889
01:25:58,960 --> 01:26:02,720
side distraction me more than anything. But yeah, no, the

1890
01:26:02,720 --> 01:26:06,239
combat's amazing, The world's great. The you know again, the

1891
01:26:06,239 --> 01:26:07,640
combat can be kind of easy, but a lot of

1892
01:26:07,640 --> 01:26:10,960
the boss design is great. They've got there's one they

1893
01:26:10,960 --> 01:26:15,119
find really clever wrinkles, like one boss, will you get

1894
01:26:15,119 --> 01:26:17,079
battle points? I think that's what BP stands for. If

1895
01:26:17,119 --> 01:26:18,640
you played the first two. Those are the things you

1896
01:26:18,680 --> 01:26:20,359
can save up and then charge up so you attack

1897
01:26:20,439 --> 01:26:24,800
like four times. There's one boss where he will cast

1898
01:26:24,840 --> 01:26:28,159
this orb on everybody and you you'll he'll steal whatever

1899
01:26:28,239 --> 01:26:30,920
BP you have and you don't get them back until

1900
01:26:30,960 --> 01:26:33,359
you stun him. Uh and then all of a sudden

1901
01:26:33,399 --> 01:26:34,680
you get it back. So that was a cool wrinkle.

1902
01:26:34,720 --> 01:26:37,479
But there's a lot of stuff like that. Yeah, I

1903
01:26:37,520 --> 01:26:39,479
generally I like this game quite a bit. It's definitely,

1904
01:26:39,520 --> 01:26:41,680
like now one of my top ten games from last year.

1905
01:26:42,479 --> 01:26:44,760
Maybe we'll talk about it next year game of the Year,

1906
01:26:44,800 --> 01:26:47,239
similar to Indiana Jones. But I like it a lot.

1907
01:26:47,479 --> 01:26:49,520
If you're kind of put off by the idea of

1908
01:26:49,520 --> 01:26:52,920
that many characters more like Sweeking in style then the

1909
01:26:52,920 --> 01:26:55,159
first two games, I totally get that, and I think

1910
01:26:55,199 --> 01:26:57,880
that's valid. But I'm still enjoying it even though a

1911
01:26:57,920 --> 01:27:01,079
lot of the characters are kind of just like mannequins

1912
01:27:01,159 --> 01:27:03,239
that happen to be really good at this thing or

1913
01:27:03,279 --> 01:27:04,199
another in combat?

1914
01:27:04,239 --> 01:27:06,680
Speaker 2: Are there any standout characters? Like usually when I play

1915
01:27:06,680 --> 01:27:08,399
games like this, they'll be like a character I'm like,

1916
01:27:08,439 --> 01:27:09,359
I would die for her.

1917
01:27:09,640 --> 01:27:12,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, the Ostia, I've done a one ad on. She's

1918
01:27:12,680 --> 01:27:16,000
a carpenter at the beginning, and then she becomes like

1919
01:27:16,079 --> 01:27:18,640
she's one of my go to characters in combat. She's

1920
01:27:18,720 --> 01:27:21,880
a carpenter, so she has an ax and a knife,

1921
01:27:21,920 --> 01:27:24,359
I believe, but she has a lot of supportability. She's

1922
01:27:24,359 --> 01:27:26,479
got a bunch of like she's one of those characters

1923
01:27:26,479 --> 01:27:28,039
like if you really deck her out, you can make

1924
01:27:28,079 --> 01:27:31,159
her really powerful. I'm trying to remember what character from

1925
01:27:31,479 --> 01:27:34,439
Expedition thirty three that reminds me of. I guess all

1926
01:27:34,479 --> 01:27:37,520
of them if you build them right. But yeah, no,

1927
01:27:37,560 --> 01:27:39,439
they're definitely stand out characters in that game. I also

1928
01:27:40,359 --> 01:27:47,119
quite like Celsius, Like he's like he's got throwing knives

1929
01:27:47,279 --> 01:27:49,800
and he wears a trench coat and he's like the

1930
01:27:49,840 --> 01:27:54,600
gambler or like the the ramblin gambling kind of like

1931
01:27:54,640 --> 01:27:59,600
Bandit from X Men. He's not casun, but yeah, he's cool.

1932
01:28:00,079 --> 01:28:01,439
Definitely stand out characters, but a lot of them are

1933
01:28:01,520 --> 01:28:05,439
kind of faceless, but yeah, talked about Traveler zero is

1934
01:28:05,479 --> 01:28:08,600
probably my focus for the foreseeable future before Metrod Prime

1935
01:28:08,640 --> 01:28:11,199
four and then Silent Hill Aft, which I'm sure I'll

1936
01:28:11,199 --> 01:28:13,199
play and I'll actually like more than Donkey Kong bananza

1937
01:28:13,279 --> 01:28:14,279
now that we've argued about it.

1938
01:28:14,199 --> 01:28:18,319
Speaker 2: But telling me that now until Yeah.

1939
01:28:18,039 --> 01:28:20,399
Speaker 3: I'm just excited about you know, Metrod Prime four. You've

1940
01:28:20,399 --> 01:28:23,199
got to be excited after it swept all the game awards?

1941
01:28:25,640 --> 01:28:26,039
Speaker 2: Did it?

1942
01:28:26,399 --> 01:28:30,199
Speaker 3: M Oh yeah, game of the Year from like everyone

1943
01:28:30,720 --> 01:28:30,920
I know?

1944
01:28:31,600 --> 01:28:33,439
Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember this happened.

1945
01:28:33,479 --> 01:28:36,119
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah yeah.

1946
01:28:36,520 --> 01:28:38,079
Speaker 1: Did you who did Giant Bump?

1947
01:28:39,279 --> 01:28:46,479
Speaker 3: Did you Giant Bomb fire Escape Game Awards? Kind of funny? Yeah?

1948
01:28:46,520 --> 01:28:50,159
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it's still listed as controversial, like it

1949
01:28:50,359 --> 01:28:51,279
still has like.

1950
01:28:52,840 --> 01:28:54,720
Speaker 3: Of all time or just the best game of twenty

1951
01:28:54,760 --> 01:28:55,800
twenty five. That's the kind.

1952
01:28:55,920 --> 01:28:57,920
Speaker 2: No, I don't think that's what happened.

1953
01:29:00,520 --> 01:29:03,600
Speaker 1: I don't get this bit. I'm just going are you

1954
01:29:03,720 --> 01:29:05,079
joking that the game is not that good?

1955
01:29:06,000 --> 01:29:11,640
Speaker 2: Everybody knows that good? That's your opinion. I listened. I

1956
01:29:11,840 --> 01:29:14,960
listened to the I can fucking this is entapman, I've

1957
01:29:15,039 --> 01:29:17,960
watched I listened to the fucking Giant Bomb podcast, and

1958
01:29:18,039 --> 01:29:20,199
nobody in Giant Bomb agrees with you.

1959
01:29:20,399 --> 01:29:23,520
Speaker 3: Look wait, did they really all agree Prime for is

1960
01:29:23,560 --> 01:29:26,640
the best? At least Metroid Thank.

1961
01:29:26,520 --> 01:29:31,520
Speaker 2: You Jesus Christ. That is such a thousand twenty five bit.

1962
01:29:32,319 --> 01:29:34,600
Get your get a new bit for.

1963
01:29:34,520 --> 01:29:36,560
Speaker 3: The new year fixed my mixer.

1964
01:29:37,880 --> 01:29:39,079
Speaker 1: Oh great, a new.

1965
01:29:39,039 --> 01:29:44,119
Speaker 2: Mixer to say that prime right, wasn't that good? And

1966
01:29:44,560 --> 01:29:48,439
he didn't think it was that? Dan is right? Who's

1967
01:29:48,439 --> 01:29:51,800
the other Nobody in the podcast agreed with you?

1968
01:29:52,159 --> 01:29:54,159
Speaker 1: That one? Was that?

1969
01:29:54,239 --> 01:29:58,640
Speaker 3: The dance right? You're right? Thanks? Everyone?

1970
01:29:59,199 --> 01:30:02,000
Speaker 1: Did you give me a right? Yeah? You correct, that's

1971
01:30:02,039 --> 01:30:05,520
a good one. It doesn't Dan, He's just saying you're right,

1972
01:30:06,520 --> 01:30:08,119
you're right, Yeah, you're correct.

1973
01:30:09,039 --> 01:30:09,239
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1974
01:30:10,279 --> 01:30:14,159
Speaker 1: Nobody say something insult and nobody Dan was wrong.

1975
01:30:14,560 --> 01:30:16,199
Speaker 2: Nobody on the Giant bomb agrees with him?

1976
01:30:16,279 --> 01:30:18,119
Speaker 3: What is it? What is it? Mike Manotti think I'll

1977
01:30:18,119 --> 01:30:24,239
talk about the glitteris not that he's ever found one?

1978
01:30:29,920 --> 01:30:36,960
Speaker 2: Stupid? When I came to your house for this podcast,

1979
01:30:37,000 --> 01:30:41,079
I should have broken that. Goddamn goddamn.

1980
01:30:42,000 --> 01:30:52,199
Speaker 1: It's agreed that the Mary's getting fucking they're making clips

1981
01:30:52,199 --> 01:30:53,319
about Mary's quick.

1982
01:30:53,439 --> 01:30:55,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's Minatti being me.

1983
01:30:58,279 --> 01:31:00,479
Speaker 3: Thanks. I'm going to disnnect the scord call.

1984
01:31:00,560 --> 01:31:02,840
Speaker 1: See you do you have Mary's disagree?

1985
01:31:03,600 --> 01:31:05,319
Speaker 3: I've got the wave file somewhere. I don't have it

1986
01:31:05,319 --> 01:31:05,520
on there.

1987
01:31:05,680 --> 01:31:05,880
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1988
01:31:06,159 --> 01:31:08,479
Speaker 2: He placed me with Minati doing my.

1989
01:31:10,720 --> 01:31:13,319
Speaker 1: Now yours is yours is im? Uh? What is the

1990
01:31:13,359 --> 01:31:16,640
word I'm looking for yours is uh inimitable. The way

1991
01:31:16,880 --> 01:31:19,399
your panic in your voice is saying and trying to

1992
01:31:19,520 --> 01:31:22,760
talk to you, trying to go over yourself is so

1993
01:31:22,880 --> 01:31:28,600
fucking good. Dan, do you want to rifle through some

1994
01:31:28,600 --> 01:31:30,680
some of the things you dipped into? Yeah? Oh yeah,

1995
01:31:32,199 --> 01:31:37,119
never mind less witch too, which is fucking do we've

1996
01:31:37,199 --> 01:31:40,399
Maine reporting for duty? Why is the fact he's on

1997
01:31:40,399 --> 01:31:42,760
switch to is mine seventeen dollars?

1998
01:31:42,840 --> 01:31:45,119
Speaker 3: Which seems weird? That seems like too much?

1999
01:31:45,880 --> 01:31:49,199
Speaker 1: Too much? Also, why not eighteen or sixteen?

2000
01:31:49,680 --> 01:31:51,800
Speaker 3: We're twenty. I don't know, maybe it'sund sale, but yeah,

2001
01:31:51,920 --> 01:31:54,199
I continue to love like timp Terorry was over here

2002
01:31:54,199 --> 01:31:56,479
a few weeks ago. We played on the Arcade. He

2003
01:31:56,640 --> 01:31:58,479
liked it a lot. I got some codes and I

2004
01:31:58,520 --> 01:32:00,680
gave one to Grub and I was like, implore you

2005
01:32:00,720 --> 01:32:02,399
please play the out Foxies And he got back to

2006
01:32:02,439 --> 01:32:04,399
he was like, oh, this is incredible. So remained to

2007
01:32:04,399 --> 01:32:06,119
me one of my favorite games to just show people

2008
01:32:06,159 --> 01:32:08,760
with no setup or anything. So h yeah, if you

2009
01:32:08,840 --> 01:32:11,319
got seventeen eighteen bucks, you want to blow uh and

2010
01:32:11,359 --> 01:32:17,479
you gotta switch check out the Yeah off to Smash

2011
01:32:17,520 --> 01:32:19,640
Brothers in nineteen ninety four. It's the Namco game. It's

2012
01:32:19,640 --> 01:32:22,399
basically Smash Brothers, like and you can be Dweeb. Tweeb

2013
01:32:22,520 --> 01:32:24,680
is our character of the year the last five years.

2014
01:32:24,720 --> 01:32:27,640
Speaker 1: So I'm Ryan Fires Resident Maine.

2015
01:32:27,920 --> 01:32:33,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then I have another one, uh oh, Sectary.

2016
01:32:33,920 --> 01:32:35,439
I'm still playing the shit out of it, like that's

2017
01:32:35,439 --> 01:32:37,199
my go to, Like I can't play it too close

2018
01:32:37,239 --> 01:32:38,800
to bed because it's just like I'm gonna do the

2019
01:32:38,840 --> 01:32:41,279
one more run thing until forever and then like like

2020
01:32:41,399 --> 01:32:43,560
Bonks doing it too, and like BONKX told me about

2021
01:32:43,560 --> 01:32:45,279
like oh yeah, when I was going to bed, I

2022
01:32:45,520 --> 01:32:47,680
was thinking of like the shapes and everything, and then

2023
01:32:47,680 --> 01:32:50,359
I had dreams about Sectoris. It is so one of

2024
01:32:50,399 --> 01:32:52,520
those games and like end of that.

2025
01:32:52,840 --> 01:32:55,960
Speaker 2: What's your score? How's how's your score been going?

2026
01:32:56,079 --> 01:32:58,439
Speaker 3: Slightly bumped it up. I beat it again on the

2027
01:32:59,199 --> 01:33:02,520
experienced diffic and I got like six million, three hundred

2028
01:33:02,560 --> 01:33:05,560
something thousands, So I'm bumping it up, but like I

2029
01:33:05,600 --> 01:33:07,439
have to move on to the next difficulty if I

2030
01:33:07,479 --> 01:33:09,039
want to bump the score up, So like I'm all

2031
01:33:09,079 --> 01:33:12,159
my runs now are on that challenging difficulty and it's hard,

2032
01:33:12,439 --> 01:33:15,000
It's fucking real hard, but it's so fun. Like I'm

2033
01:33:15,039 --> 01:33:17,199
dying all the time, but god damn it, it's so

2034
01:33:17,319 --> 01:33:19,720
fun every second play in that game. So that is

2035
01:33:19,760 --> 01:33:20,840
that is still a go to for me.

2036
01:33:20,920 --> 01:33:23,520
Speaker 2: I think the Loop is really amazing. It's so nice

2037
01:33:23,560 --> 01:33:25,800
anytime you die, being like, I'm just going to start

2038
01:33:25,880 --> 01:33:30,399
over again because it has a very simple premise and concept.

2039
01:33:30,439 --> 01:33:35,880
Shoot everything, get your dash. I've really enjoyed chaos. I

2040
01:33:35,920 --> 01:33:39,199
don't know if you have mixed up your cards.

2041
01:33:38,920 --> 01:33:41,600
Speaker 3: A lot, that is, you know what, I don't use

2042
01:33:41,600 --> 01:33:43,199
that a lot. What does that do to sell me

2043
01:33:43,239 --> 01:33:43,520
on it?

2044
01:33:44,000 --> 01:33:48,640
Speaker 2: So the deck system, because you're you're upgrading several things, right,

2045
01:33:48,680 --> 01:33:52,159
you're getting the points that you can upgrade your ship,

2046
01:33:52,800 --> 01:33:56,279
but you're also getting these yellow sparkly bits and then

2047
01:33:56,359 --> 01:33:59,600
those give you a string of three cards. Yeah, and

2048
01:33:59,640 --> 01:34:01,359
those are huge upgrades for you.

2049
01:34:01,600 --> 01:34:01,800
Speaker 1: Right.

2050
01:34:01,920 --> 01:34:04,359
Speaker 2: Sometimes you can get really lucky ones where the stuff

2051
01:34:04,399 --> 01:34:08,039
floats to you. That's my favorite, where the collection where

2052
01:34:08,079 --> 01:34:12,760
it's like not just the glimmer, but the objects will

2053
01:34:12,760 --> 01:34:16,279
float to you fast like your upgrades.

2054
01:34:16,279 --> 01:34:17,000
Speaker 3: It's crazy.

2055
01:34:17,439 --> 01:34:19,079
Speaker 2: The tokens, Oh my god, I love when that shit

2056
01:34:19,119 --> 01:34:20,520
happens because then you gotta go you don't gotta go

2057
01:34:20,520 --> 01:34:24,039
find find them anyway. Those cards they're in a deck

2058
01:34:24,159 --> 01:34:26,840
you can only have I think eight active anytime. There's

2059
01:34:26,880 --> 01:34:29,439
like twenty cards in the game, dude, so you should

2060
01:34:29,479 --> 01:34:31,840
be switching out your cards to see like different types

2061
01:34:31,880 --> 01:34:34,840
of play styles. One of them is called chaos, and

2062
01:34:34,880 --> 01:34:37,960
it truly is fucking chaotic. But one of my favorite

2063
01:34:38,000 --> 01:34:42,000
things that chaos does is it lets you switch the

2064
01:34:42,119 --> 01:34:45,960
order of your upgrades and it's it's random, So you

2065
01:34:45,960 --> 01:34:52,319
could have blaster first. What Yeah, and so you just

2066
01:34:52,359 --> 01:34:55,600
have this like crazy mega blaster that you're upgrading like

2067
01:34:55,640 --> 01:34:58,800
four hundred times. But again it's random, so it might

2068
01:34:58,840 --> 01:35:01,920
take your favorite and put it last. You don't know.

2069
01:35:02,119 --> 01:35:02,880
Speaker 3: That's interesting.

2070
01:35:03,119 --> 01:35:06,039
Speaker 2: That's why it's called chaos because you you basically like

2071
01:35:06,119 --> 01:35:09,279
every time you play it, it's like shaking a snow

2072
01:35:09,319 --> 01:35:11,760
globe and throwing you into it. You don't actually know

2073
01:35:11,920 --> 01:35:13,439
if it's going to be good for you or not.

2074
01:35:13,920 --> 01:35:15,479
Speaker 3: Oh I love that. Okay, I'm going to.

2075
01:35:15,560 --> 01:35:16,800
Speaker 1: Try k Car.

2076
01:35:18,479 --> 01:35:20,560
Speaker 2: What other cards do I like? There's just just like

2077
01:35:20,720 --> 01:35:23,279
I like to kind of fuck with the card systems

2078
01:35:23,319 --> 01:35:26,920
because again, it like completely changes the way you'll play

2079
01:35:27,600 --> 01:35:30,760
if you are mixing up your different systems. I like

2080
01:35:30,800 --> 01:35:34,600
removed defense because I don't want to buy shields with points.

2081
01:35:34,680 --> 01:35:36,640
That's stupid. The whole point is for me to have

2082
01:35:36,720 --> 01:35:37,800
lots of points.

2083
01:35:38,600 --> 01:35:41,800
Speaker 3: Oh oh, I see you're saying, like, exchange a million

2084
01:35:41,800 --> 01:35:44,479
points for two shields and want points.

2085
01:35:44,640 --> 01:35:46,880
Speaker 2: So so I got rid of that deck. I got

2086
01:35:46,960 --> 01:35:49,640
rid of that card pack and added a different card pack.

2087
01:35:49,760 --> 01:35:51,840
So it's like, you know, if you ever find yourself

2088
01:35:51,840 --> 01:35:53,760
being like I don't like this set of cards, then

2089
01:35:53,960 --> 01:35:56,800
remove it and add something else and see if you

2090
01:35:56,880 --> 01:35:58,119
like a different card set better.

2091
01:35:58,560 --> 01:36:00,279
Speaker 3: Okay, I got to make that up because I have

2092
01:36:00,359 --> 01:36:02,159
just been kind of like coasting on the same one forever.

2093
01:36:02,239 --> 01:36:04,479
But you mentioned like the shield one, Like early on

2094
01:36:04,680 --> 01:36:06,159
I would do the like like the first time I

2095
01:36:06,159 --> 01:36:07,640
beat the game, I did the thing where it's like

2096
01:36:07,680 --> 01:36:09,600
I'm going to use a million points to get shield,

2097
01:36:09,840 --> 01:36:12,000
but like totally now I'm going for score and stuff

2098
01:36:12,039 --> 01:36:13,680
and I'm sure I'm not going to get it if

2099
01:36:13,680 --> 01:36:17,000
I'm buying stuff with it, So I'll take that off.

2100
01:36:17,319 --> 01:36:19,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, go to your card system. There's also I've been

2101
01:36:20,000 --> 01:36:23,800
kind of messing around with the different play styles. Obviously

2102
01:36:23,880 --> 01:36:28,239
there's the main play style, which is what we're all doing,

2103
01:36:28,279 --> 01:36:31,079
the leader board one, but there's this one where the

2104
01:36:31,119 --> 01:36:34,000
only way you can attack is using strike. Have you

2105
01:36:34,079 --> 01:36:34,439
tried that?

2106
01:36:34,800 --> 01:36:36,199
Speaker 3: There's a different the other one.

2107
01:36:36,399 --> 01:36:39,800
Speaker 2: Okay, So there's different gameplay modes. These are not score

2108
01:36:39,800 --> 01:36:42,840
bas these won't impact your global leader board status. It's

2109
01:36:42,880 --> 01:36:45,479
probably not appealing to you, but I learned a lot

2110
01:36:45,520 --> 01:36:50,840
playing Strike Mode because again, there's no blaster, the only

2111
01:36:50,880 --> 01:36:54,359
way you can attack is strike, and all these enemies

2112
01:36:54,439 --> 01:36:58,199
are coming at you. You'd be very wise about how

2113
01:36:58,239 --> 01:37:01,880
you're utilizing your strike so you can constantly stay alive

2114
01:37:02,039 --> 01:37:04,600
in Strike Mode's and I found that fun. So like,

2115
01:37:05,760 --> 01:37:08,520
if you're is what I'll say is like, if you're like,

2116
01:37:08,560 --> 01:37:09,680
I want to play it, but I can't play it

2117
01:37:09,720 --> 01:37:11,399
before bed because I'll get like two addicted to it.

2118
01:37:11,399 --> 01:37:14,720
It's like, play one of these stupid little modes, okay,

2119
01:37:14,760 --> 01:37:17,000
because you can have fun with it for five ten minutes,

2120
01:37:17,039 --> 01:37:18,920
but you won't get addicted to it because it's not

2121
01:37:19,039 --> 01:37:21,600
the game at its core. It's not the game at

2122
01:37:21,600 --> 01:37:24,800
its best, but you'll learn you'll learn something when you

2123
01:37:24,840 --> 01:37:27,520
play these different modes about it, so it's always teaching

2124
01:37:27,560 --> 01:37:30,199
you something about your ship or the way an enemy moves.

2125
01:37:30,239 --> 01:37:31,399
So I found them fun.

2126
01:37:31,800 --> 01:37:34,279
Speaker 3: Okay, nice, Yeah, it continues to be just one of

2127
01:37:34,319 --> 01:37:35,119
the best games theory.

2128
01:37:35,239 --> 01:37:37,439
Speaker 2: It's incredible. It made it in my top ten at

2129
01:37:37,439 --> 01:37:40,560
the very the very end of twenty twenty five, and

2130
01:37:40,640 --> 01:37:43,640
I was like, this game is so addictive.

2131
01:37:43,560 --> 01:37:45,920
Speaker 3: Which everyone. You can read Mary's top games of the

2132
01:37:45,920 --> 01:37:47,319
area on Giant bonmd dot com.

2133
01:37:47,680 --> 01:37:51,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, thanks for inviting me to I love doing that

2134
01:37:51,319 --> 01:37:55,720
every year. I always really debate the tenth game. It's

2135
01:37:55,840 --> 01:37:59,000
very difficult because there's a lot of games I'd love

2136
01:37:59,039 --> 01:38:02,840
to give a nod of the hat too. There's a

2137
01:38:02,920 --> 01:38:05,319
lot of games that I really liked that just barely

2138
01:38:05,359 --> 01:38:10,000
didn't make it. The reason I picked a game about

2139
01:38:10,079 --> 01:38:14,159
digging a hole is because I really like to pay

2140
01:38:14,199 --> 01:38:16,039
tribute to games that I don't think will be on

2141
01:38:16,159 --> 01:38:19,560
other people's lists just because maybe they were fleeting. It

2142
01:38:19,560 --> 01:38:21,680
was a fun time, but like it's that top ten material.

2143
01:38:21,720 --> 01:38:24,199
And my response is is I want more people to

2144
01:38:24,279 --> 01:38:26,520
know about some of these games, and so I put

2145
01:38:26,560 --> 01:38:28,279
them on my top ten, hoping that someone would be

2146
01:38:28,319 --> 01:38:30,760
like I wouldn't have bought it, but it was on

2147
01:38:30,800 --> 01:38:32,920
someone's top ten. So like, I guess I should play

2148
01:38:32,920 --> 01:38:35,279
a game about digging a hole, and you should buy

2149
01:38:35,319 --> 01:38:37,600
a game about Digging a Hole Games four ninety nine.

2150
01:38:37,640 --> 01:38:40,079
I think it's like so freaking cheap and it's awesome.

2151
01:38:41,399 --> 01:38:42,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, really look at your list right now.

2152
01:38:44,560 --> 01:38:47,239
Speaker 2: There's a there's like a couple of randoms on there

2153
01:38:47,279 --> 01:38:48,600
that I think people would be like, why would you

2154
01:38:48,640 --> 01:38:50,359
put that on there? And it's like, because I guarantee

2155
01:38:50,399 --> 01:38:51,680
you no one else is talking about it. But I

2156
01:38:51,720 --> 01:38:55,520
think it'd be nice that other people like played some

2157
01:38:55,560 --> 01:38:57,960
of those. But then there's some obvious ones on there too.

2158
01:38:58,840 --> 01:39:01,640
You guys will never believe. Number one is Mega Bank.

2159
01:39:02,319 --> 01:39:04,840
Speaker 1: Did you play? Had you played Megabank before our Game

2160
01:39:04,840 --> 01:39:05,840
of the Year? Im trying to remember if.

2161
01:39:06,600 --> 01:39:10,039
Speaker 2: I had, But I hadn't gotten really into it until

2162
01:39:10,079 --> 01:39:12,680
the last few weeks. But I in the last couple

2163
01:39:12,760 --> 01:39:16,239
before Christmas break, maybe two weeks before the end of

2164
01:39:16,239 --> 01:39:18,800
the year, I got really into Megabank because you can

2165
01:39:19,319 --> 01:39:22,399
watch TV or like be immersed in something else and

2166
01:39:22,640 --> 01:39:27,880
be dedicated to Megabank. It allows you to have divided

2167
01:39:27,920 --> 01:39:31,880
attention and still be quite entertaining. I also, I think

2168
01:39:31,880 --> 01:39:36,640
it's the first time that a Vampire Survivor's clone I

2169
01:39:36,640 --> 01:39:39,000
think is better than Vampire Survivors, And I think that's

2170
01:39:39,039 --> 01:39:41,119
insane to say, but I think it's the first time

2171
01:39:41,159 --> 01:39:41,960
that's happened for me.

2172
01:39:42,000 --> 01:39:45,880
Speaker 3: It's the closest. Yeah, yeah, I like Deep Married.

2173
01:39:46,319 --> 01:39:49,920
Speaker 1: Did you play Deep Rock Galactic? No, I don't don't

2174
01:39:49,920 --> 01:39:52,119
worry about playing that. I was just asking curious because

2175
01:39:52,119 --> 01:39:57,359
Deep Rock Survivor they did a Vampire Survivors alike. Check

2176
01:39:57,399 --> 01:40:00,359
it out. The main thing there as you are also

2177
01:40:00,680 --> 01:40:04,840
digging through material with your pickaxe. That's like their big wrinkle,

2178
01:40:05,119 --> 01:40:09,119
but you're also upgrading each class individually. I like that

2179
01:40:09,119 --> 01:40:11,199
game quite a bit. I still like Megabank way more,

2180
01:40:11,199 --> 01:40:13,359
but Deep Rock Survivor, for whatever, I think it's like

2181
01:40:13,359 --> 01:40:16,439
ten dollars or something on sale at certain points.

2182
01:40:16,560 --> 01:40:20,479
Speaker 2: Now of things like cheap, cheap games that are so entertaining.

2183
01:40:20,560 --> 01:40:23,039
I went over to a girlfriend's house before Christmas and

2184
01:40:23,399 --> 01:40:25,279
it was like pouring rain, so we didn't want to

2185
01:40:25,279 --> 01:40:26,880
go to a bar. We were just like, whatever, we'll

2186
01:40:26,880 --> 01:40:30,279
just sit at home. And she's a gamer, but I

2187
01:40:30,279 --> 01:40:33,600
think she can get intimidated by games really quickly, and

2188
01:40:33,640 --> 01:40:36,000
so I have to be thoughtful when I advise her

2189
01:40:36,039 --> 01:40:37,640
to play something. It should be something where I'm like,

2190
01:40:38,439 --> 01:40:40,920
don't worry about it if it's too intimidating. She'll quit.

2191
01:40:41,520 --> 01:40:45,600
Megabank was the perfect recommendation. She was like, Oh, I

2192
01:40:45,600 --> 01:40:47,840
don't know. All this stuff is coming at me, and

2193
01:40:47,880 --> 01:40:50,720
I was like, it's an auto shooter girl, walk forward

2194
01:40:50,840 --> 01:40:55,119
and prayed. All these little devices and do your best

2195
01:40:55,199 --> 01:40:57,640
and pick it. Even if you pick them randomly, you

2196
01:40:57,680 --> 01:41:00,359
can do quite well. And so it was like nice

2197
01:41:00,399 --> 01:41:03,880
to watch her shine and enjoy a game without stressing

2198
01:41:03,880 --> 01:41:07,079
about it too much. I think it it's stress free gaming,

2199
01:41:08,680 --> 01:41:12,119
easy drinking. Yeah, it's just an easy experience.

2200
01:41:13,079 --> 01:41:14,680
Speaker 1: You're also playing skate story.

2201
01:41:15,880 --> 01:41:19,680
Speaker 2: This one surprised me. I did not expect that I

2202
01:41:19,720 --> 01:41:23,000
would like this game as much as I did. I

2203
01:41:23,039 --> 01:41:26,720
think I don't know who to recommend this to. It's

2204
01:41:26,880 --> 01:41:32,560
part existential, part sick skating game. The existential part Mike,

2205
01:41:32,600 --> 01:41:38,279
I think would appeal to you. Surprisingly very smart, very witty.

2206
01:41:38,359 --> 01:41:42,079
It is about like the world and the mind and

2207
01:41:42,119 --> 01:41:46,319
why we do the choices that we make. It feels

2208
01:41:46,359 --> 01:41:51,760
so strangely written. This person was on acid. It's stunning,

2209
01:41:51,840 --> 01:41:56,399
and the audio it's one of the best audio tracks

2210
01:41:56,399 --> 01:41:59,239
of a game I've I've heard in a long time,

2211
01:41:59,279 --> 01:42:02,439
and I was shocked with the quality and the caliber

2212
01:42:02,479 --> 01:42:06,119
of this game. When ultimately you're just kickflipping dude, like

2213
01:42:06,159 --> 01:42:09,680
you're just playing a skate game. And so Dan, I

2214
01:42:09,720 --> 01:42:12,039
know you like Tony Hawk and you really like the

2215
01:42:12,079 --> 01:42:16,600
original skating games. This is on drugs. I have to

2216
01:42:16,640 --> 01:42:20,319
really stress that. What a strange fucking game this is.

2217
01:42:20,399 --> 01:42:23,079
It took me at least two hours. The first two

2218
01:42:23,079 --> 01:42:24,319
hours I was on the fence and I was like,

2219
01:42:24,359 --> 01:42:26,880
I don't know if I like it. It's just too weird, OK,

2220
01:42:27,840 --> 01:42:30,039
And then it clicked for me. It did end up

2221
01:42:30,079 --> 01:42:34,920
clicking for me. You have to get different upgrades. You

2222
01:42:34,960 --> 01:42:39,199
could get stickers for your board. They put you on

2223
01:42:39,279 --> 01:42:43,119
these pathways where there's spikes and things you have to

2224
01:42:43,199 --> 01:42:45,199
jump over. But every time you do a sick flip

2225
01:42:45,319 --> 01:42:48,560
or like a trick, you get extra bonus points that

2226
01:42:48,600 --> 01:42:51,199
you get to spend in these stores. But then all

2227
01:42:51,199 --> 01:42:54,319
of a sudden, it'll put you in this strange location

2228
01:42:54,960 --> 01:42:58,920
and they'll be like a train going by and it'll

2229
01:42:58,960 --> 01:43:01,000
be like, hey collected all the pieces to this area

2230
01:43:01,000 --> 01:43:03,399
before you can move on, and every person you talk

2231
01:43:03,479 --> 01:43:05,960
to it feels like you're in a dream and you're

2232
01:43:06,000 --> 01:43:09,640
on drugs. It's it has moments where I'm just not

2233
01:43:09,680 --> 01:43:13,640
sure that I'm on the same plane as everybody else

2234
01:43:13,640 --> 01:43:16,119
when I'm playing this game, and then there's other times

2235
01:43:16,119 --> 01:43:19,439
where I'm just playing some sick skating and I love it.

2236
01:43:19,560 --> 01:43:22,159
I love both of it, but it I would say,

2237
01:43:22,159 --> 01:43:24,439
if you buy this game, or if you're interested, give

2238
01:43:24,479 --> 01:43:26,279
it three hours. Because the first couple I was like,

2239
01:43:26,319 --> 01:43:28,079
it's too weird for me. And then and then it

2240
01:43:28,119 --> 01:43:31,840
clicked and I actually I love it cool. I'm planning

2241
01:43:31,840 --> 01:43:37,119
on being it. Yeah, I'm trying to think of like

2242
01:43:38,560 --> 01:43:41,439
how it's really hard to describe, you guys. It's it's

2243
01:43:41,680 --> 01:43:47,640
very ethereal and otherworldly. It's beautiful. It's usual style of

2244
01:43:47,640 --> 01:43:48,760
your skater is awesome.

2245
01:43:49,119 --> 01:43:51,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, definitely, Like I don't know, anytime I see a

2246
01:43:51,600 --> 01:43:53,760
new skating game as coming out, I get excited because

2247
01:43:53,760 --> 01:43:56,159
it's like, well, Tony Hawk is just you know, a

2248
01:43:56,159 --> 01:43:58,520
part of my like daming history, like one of the

2249
01:43:58,560 --> 01:44:02,199
biggest ones ever. And as I learn more about this

2250
01:44:02,239 --> 01:44:03,800
and I heard people talk about it more, it seemed

2251
01:44:03,800 --> 01:44:06,399
like this is not trying to be a Tony Hawk game.

2252
01:44:06,439 --> 01:44:08,800
Speaker 2: This is definitely not trying to be a Tony Hark or.

2253
01:44:09,000 --> 01:44:11,880
Speaker 3: Project different like totally different type of control scheme and

2254
01:44:11,920 --> 01:44:14,680
structure and everything. So I did lose a little bit

2255
01:44:14,880 --> 01:44:16,960
of my interest in playing it, but like, I know,

2256
01:44:17,199 --> 01:44:20,199
i'd like the look of it, and I'm sure visual

2257
01:44:20,239 --> 01:44:23,760
audio like it looks like a fantastic project. I just

2258
01:44:23,760 --> 01:44:26,359
don't know if it's the skateboarding game I want, but yeah,

2259
01:44:26,399 --> 01:44:28,399
maybe I just like shut that part out of my head.

2260
01:44:28,439 --> 01:44:30,800
Speaker 2: You know, it's probably not the skateboarding game that you

2261
01:44:30,840 --> 01:44:34,159
would imagine. I'll describe something I liked about it. The

2262
01:44:34,199 --> 01:44:37,159
boss fights are usually you have to accrue a certain

2263
01:44:37,159 --> 01:44:39,760
amount of points, which you would do by doing sick flips,

2264
01:44:40,399 --> 01:44:42,479
and only when you've accrued the right amount of points

2265
01:44:42,560 --> 01:44:45,279
may you attack the boss. And so they'll be like

2266
01:44:45,319 --> 01:44:49,399
maybe this snake, this like bone snake that's like going

2267
01:44:49,600 --> 01:44:51,600
up and down. I'm gonna be like a serpent that's

2268
01:44:51,600 --> 01:44:53,399
going like in and out of the sand or something.

2269
01:44:53,640 --> 01:44:56,119
So you're like doing all these kick flips while chasing

2270
01:44:56,159 --> 01:44:58,720
it so that when you get to it, you've accrued

2271
01:44:58,800 --> 01:45:02,119
enough points that you could attack it. So it's making

2272
01:45:02,159 --> 01:45:08,600
you combine skating fast, doing cool tricks, chasing an enemy,

2273
01:45:08,800 --> 01:45:12,960
and attacking the enemy in this smooth, seamless motion, all

2274
01:45:13,039 --> 01:45:17,319
to a sick beat. Again, the music is incredible and

2275
01:45:17,399 --> 01:45:20,159
so I do think it's important to listen to this

2276
01:45:20,239 --> 01:45:23,800
game fully. There was this other sequence with moons. I

2277
01:45:23,880 --> 01:45:30,399
had to chase these red glowing moons while dodging spikes

2278
01:45:30,720 --> 01:45:34,000
while doing sick flips so that I could attack the moons.

2279
01:45:35,039 --> 01:45:38,159
It was neat. It's a really neat experience. I do

2280
01:45:38,199 --> 01:45:43,319
think it's worth playing. But yeah, it ain't no Tony Hawk.

2281
01:45:43,600 --> 01:45:44,479
It's very different.

2282
01:45:46,760 --> 01:45:47,800
Speaker 1: What is death Hell?

2283
01:45:48,840 --> 01:45:55,159
Speaker 2: Okay, death Hell might be one for you, Mike. Death

2284
01:45:55,319 --> 01:45:59,039
Howell is a what do you call those turn based

2285
01:45:59,680 --> 01:46:04,479
where you have a grid and your mom your kid

2286
01:46:04,600 --> 01:46:08,920
has died, and you are going into the woods to

2287
01:46:09,079 --> 01:46:13,359
bring your child back from death. You're essentially fighting death itself,

2288
01:46:13,399 --> 01:46:16,199
which I think is cool. It's a deck builder, so

2289
01:46:16,520 --> 01:46:19,960
you use the cards to choose your moves to attack

2290
01:46:20,000 --> 01:46:21,960
the different animals in this fore I'm the animal. I'm

2291
01:46:21,960 --> 01:46:24,039
in the forest right now, and so I'm like attacking

2292
01:46:24,079 --> 01:46:28,119
different animals with my cards. Every time you kill an animal,

2293
01:46:28,560 --> 01:46:31,439
it does drop an item, and then you use the

2294
01:46:31,479 --> 01:46:36,279
items to build more cards and grow your deck. Gorgeous

2295
01:46:36,399 --> 01:46:43,800
art style, very beautiful, different characters, weird fucked up animals

2296
01:46:43,800 --> 01:46:47,359
that you fight. I like the premise of it as well.

2297
01:46:48,119 --> 01:46:53,239
You're like, I like that game one. I thought it.

2298
01:46:53,439 --> 01:46:56,199
I think it's very well done. I usually don't go

2299
01:46:56,319 --> 01:46:59,840
for grid style games like this. It takes one in

2300
01:47:00,039 --> 01:47:02,159
a million for me to be like this one's for me.

2301
01:47:02,760 --> 01:47:05,600
But I have enjoyed the deck building aspect of it.

2302
01:47:05,640 --> 01:47:08,079
I think I will keep going. I've only put three

2303
01:47:08,159 --> 01:47:10,039
or four hours into it so far, but I'll probably

2304
01:47:10,079 --> 01:47:13,760
keep playing it. I think it's it's a beautiful aesthetic

2305
01:47:13,800 --> 01:47:15,680
and I like the story of like trying to like

2306
01:47:16,000 --> 01:47:18,680
get my child back from death. So yeah, it's good.

2307
01:47:18,960 --> 01:47:21,399
Speaker 1: Cool, Yeah, I want to check it out. Dan, anything

2308
01:47:21,399 --> 01:47:23,439
else you've been playing Terminator.

2309
01:47:24,000 --> 01:47:26,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's it seems like a game that's made for me.

2310
01:47:26,439 --> 01:47:32,239
It's very throwback, you know, sixteen bit shooter arcade style gameplay.

2311
01:47:32,520 --> 01:47:36,439
Terminator two, very very faithful to the movie, and very

2312
01:47:36,479 --> 01:47:39,359
much trying to just replicate the pretty much all the

2313
01:47:39,560 --> 01:47:41,439
iconic scenes of the movie. So it's like all these

2314
01:47:41,439 --> 01:47:45,399
things I love. I appreciate what they were trying to

2315
01:47:45,439 --> 01:47:47,760
do here. But it's one of the only times I

2316
01:47:47,760 --> 01:47:50,960
actually wrote a review of this. Because we were all

2317
01:47:50,960 --> 01:47:53,439
in an Airbnb and Mike NAUGHTI was making everyone watch

2318
01:47:53,520 --> 01:47:56,039
the Cats movie, and I wanted an excuse to not

2319
01:47:56,079 --> 01:47:57,119
watch the Cats movie.

2320
01:47:57,159 --> 01:48:00,880
Speaker 2: So are you of the musical that's correct with the buttholes?

2321
01:48:01,039 --> 01:48:03,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, you watched the butthole Cats movie and made everyone

2322
01:48:03,800 --> 01:48:06,000
watch it, and I was like, oh, I will write

2323
01:48:06,039 --> 01:48:10,680
a review instead of it. Ironically, it's Mike, so probably not.

2324
01:48:11,239 --> 01:48:13,079
Speaker 2: You know, it's so funny. I don't actually even know

2325
01:48:13,199 --> 01:48:14,920
I asked that question. Either way, it's weird.

2326
01:48:15,319 --> 01:48:16,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, so I think.

2327
01:48:16,680 --> 01:48:19,920
Speaker 2: That that movie's cool. Seriously, that's weird. And if you

2328
01:48:19,960 --> 01:48:22,239
think that it's a good joke to make people watch

2329
01:48:22,359 --> 01:48:24,880
cats that you can see their little cgi buttholes, that's

2330
01:48:24,920 --> 01:48:25,479
also weird.

2331
01:48:25,880 --> 01:48:28,760
Speaker 3: But yeah, So as a consummate professional, I decided like, no,

2332
01:48:29,039 --> 01:48:31,359
you know, sure, this is a ten PM and we're

2333
01:48:31,399 --> 01:48:33,239
all doing recreation time, but no, I will write a

2334
01:48:33,279 --> 01:48:37,000
review for giant bomb dot com to escape that. It's

2335
01:48:37,039 --> 01:48:40,319
I've have a two point five out of five, and

2336
01:48:40,479 --> 01:48:43,840
I've I don't know if I've ever factored in length

2337
01:48:43,880 --> 01:48:45,880
of a game and price of a game into a

2338
01:48:45,960 --> 01:48:48,000
score of a game, but I kind of felt like

2339
01:48:48,039 --> 01:48:50,880
I had to here because it was a thirty dollars

2340
01:48:50,920 --> 01:48:53,039
game at launch. I'm not sure if that's where it

2341
01:48:53,079 --> 01:48:55,560
is right now, and I beat it for the first

2342
01:48:55,560 --> 01:49:00,239
time in forty six minutes, and there are a couple

2343
01:49:00,279 --> 01:49:02,199
decisions you can make when you go through it, and

2344
01:49:02,239 --> 01:49:04,800
it's like very you know, simplistic arcade style gameplay. I

2345
01:49:04,880 --> 01:49:07,039
beat it the second time in like thirty something minutes,

2346
01:49:07,159 --> 01:49:12,640
and you know, there's not really variety or progression or anything.

2347
01:49:12,800 --> 01:49:15,800
It's a it's definitely a leve letter Terminator two in

2348
01:49:15,840 --> 01:49:18,439
that era of action games. But like, I just can't

2349
01:49:18,439 --> 01:49:21,560
believe it was thirty dollars for that length. I mean,

2350
01:49:21,560 --> 01:49:26,399
you blow through it immediately. Yeah, it's Look, if you

2351
01:49:26,399 --> 01:49:28,479
ever see it on sale for you know, fifteen dollars

2352
01:49:28,560 --> 01:49:30,319
or less or something like that, maybe check it out

2353
01:49:30,319 --> 01:49:35,119
if you're a big Terminator fan. But yeah, not not exactly.

2354
01:49:35,520 --> 01:49:38,720
I don't know what I was looking for, but this,

2355
01:49:38,720 --> 01:49:39,800
this didn't quite do it for me.

2356
01:49:41,119 --> 01:49:45,960
Speaker 1: All Right, Well, I want to play five minutes death

2357
01:49:46,000 --> 01:49:49,079
hell and maybe yeah, sorry, all.

2358
01:49:49,039 --> 01:49:51,239
Speaker 2: Right, I'm glad there's a couple winners in there.

2359
01:49:51,399 --> 01:49:53,640
Speaker 1: I'm still catch up on last year's games.

2360
01:49:53,920 --> 01:49:56,520
Speaker 2: I know it's hard, like there was a backlog that

2361
01:49:56,560 --> 01:49:59,439
I was planning on, but this is just the gamer's

2362
01:49:59,520 --> 01:50:01,920
fallacy in general, is that like when you have two

2363
01:50:01,960 --> 01:50:04,319
weeks and you're like, I could do whatever I want. Yeah,

2364
01:50:04,520 --> 01:50:07,840
I'm gonna play a game from my childhood. You just like,

2365
01:50:07,960 --> 01:50:11,920
don't how did this happen?

2366
01:50:12,079 --> 01:50:14,039
Speaker 3: Oops?

2367
01:50:17,000 --> 01:50:20,199
Speaker 1: Okay, do you want to talk about emails? Okay? Or

2368
01:50:20,239 --> 01:50:23,479
did you did I get everything? Dan? I think you

2369
01:50:23,479 --> 01:50:25,600
you got them? Am I missing something? Oh?

2370
01:50:25,600 --> 01:50:25,840
Speaker 3: Cool?

2371
01:50:25,960 --> 01:50:28,199
Speaker 1: Your face? You look like I forgot something.

2372
01:50:28,239 --> 01:50:29,039
Speaker 2: That's just his face.

2373
01:50:29,840 --> 01:50:31,720
Speaker 1: Oh that's your just face. You just look concerned.

2374
01:50:31,880 --> 01:50:33,199
Speaker 3: Yeah, concerned man.

2375
01:50:33,399 --> 01:50:37,119
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, let's talk about emails. Okay, all right,

2376
01:50:37,159 --> 01:50:39,159
as usual, you can write into fire scip cast at

2377
01:50:39,159 --> 01:50:42,319
gmail dot com. In fact, get those coffers full for

2378
01:50:42,359 --> 01:50:44,720
this year, write in some questions, give us some ammunition

2379
01:50:44,800 --> 01:50:47,359
for the next several episodes. It's fire scip cast at

2380
01:50:47,359 --> 01:50:50,079
gmail dot com. Get your questions read on the air

2381
01:50:50,239 --> 01:50:53,239
or ignored. Or you could be really critical of us,

2382
01:50:53,600 --> 01:50:56,159
uh and submit a complaint and then uh be really

2383
01:50:56,239 --> 01:50:58,479
rude about it, and then several days later Colin saying

2384
01:50:58,520 --> 01:51:01,960
you were under duress. I hope you're okay. That one

2385
01:51:02,000 --> 01:51:04,039
person who did that knows what I'm talking about. I

2386
01:51:04,119 --> 01:51:04,720
hope you're fine.

2387
01:51:04,920 --> 01:51:06,000
Speaker 3: It just seems specific.

2388
01:51:06,279 --> 01:51:07,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was just a funny one too. Email I

2389
01:51:07,840 --> 01:51:11,640
saw in the inbox someone's very rude and then was like, hey, sorry,

2390
01:51:11,680 --> 01:51:13,479
I was. I was actually they said they were under

2391
01:51:13,600 --> 01:51:15,560
medical dress, and I hope they okay, are okay, but.

2392
01:51:15,520 --> 01:51:16,760
Speaker 2: I think you're okay too.

2393
01:51:16,840 --> 01:51:19,039
Speaker 1: They might have just been drunk emailing us. It's also.

2394
01:51:20,800 --> 01:51:21,359
Speaker 3: Regardless.

2395
01:51:22,000 --> 01:51:25,319
Speaker 2: I would say, the ability to come back via email

2396
01:51:25,399 --> 01:51:29,439
and say like takes his backsies takes a big person.

2397
01:51:29,640 --> 01:51:31,880
Speaker 3: I always thought it was interesting where it's like this

2398
01:51:31,920 --> 01:51:33,720
happened mostly a game informherre, where like I would do

2399
01:51:33,720 --> 01:51:36,119
a review or something that people very much didn't agree

2400
01:51:36,119 --> 01:51:38,119
with and I'd get an email be like fuck you,

2401
01:51:38,199 --> 01:51:40,600
I'm gonna fuck like sometimes it was death threat. Sometimes

2402
01:51:40,600 --> 01:51:42,279
it was just like oh you fucking so you don't

2403
01:51:42,279 --> 01:51:45,199
deserve your job all this stuff, and I would respond

2404
01:51:45,359 --> 01:51:47,479
and I would just be like, hey, okay, no, I

2405
01:51:47,840 --> 01:51:49,399
like this game, right, I didn't like this game. Sorry

2406
01:51:49,399 --> 01:51:51,720
you didn't feel the same way, but you know, thanks

2407
01:51:51,720 --> 01:51:55,159
for reading or whatever, And every fucking time they would

2408
01:51:55,199 --> 01:51:58,119
come back and be like I'm sorry, I'm an asshole,

2409
01:51:58,239 --> 01:52:01,319
like just talking like a per and then just totally.

2410
01:52:00,920 --> 01:52:03,159
Speaker 2: Like I think sometimes it's like a gamer. I wonder

2411
01:52:03,199 --> 01:52:05,520
if it's I wonder if it's gamers. I wonder if

2412
01:52:05,560 --> 01:52:09,600
it's like that happens in my industry a lot where

2413
01:52:09,600 --> 01:52:12,760
someone will say something pretty intense and I will say,

2414
01:52:13,279 --> 01:52:17,680
I hear you. Here's like, here's the boundaries that I

2415
01:52:17,760 --> 01:52:19,920
have within like what I do and what I'm allowed

2416
01:52:19,920 --> 01:52:24,119
to do, and that person will completely normally will change

2417
01:52:24,119 --> 01:52:27,479
their tune and be like, oh my god, like that

2418
01:52:27,520 --> 01:52:29,279
would be so difficult to be in your position. I'm like,

2419
01:52:29,359 --> 01:52:34,399
I know, but you didn't think that. I think you

2420
01:52:34,439 --> 01:52:37,279
wanted to kill me two tweets ago. But now it's like,

2421
01:52:37,680 --> 01:52:39,880
I think you have to remember the human. You have

2422
01:52:39,960 --> 01:52:43,840
to like remind people. Even the idea that humans can

2423
01:52:43,840 --> 01:52:47,960
make mistakes. It seems like impossible, the idea of like

2424
01:52:48,439 --> 01:52:50,720
you can actually I don't know if it's like the

2425
01:52:50,760 --> 01:52:53,600
same with like writing review but like for like larger websites,

2426
01:52:53,600 --> 01:52:55,720
like we've done things where we, like, you know, we've

2427
01:52:55,720 --> 01:52:58,000
been like, oh, maybe we should change that rule. Doesn't

2428
01:52:58,000 --> 01:52:59,960
seem like that rule makes sense and everyone will be like,

2429
01:53:00,159 --> 01:53:01,920
well it was wrong, and they'll be like yes, but

2430
01:53:01,960 --> 01:53:04,600
we're people, so we're allowed to We're allowed to make

2431
01:53:04,640 --> 01:53:07,159
a rule and then and then figure out that it

2432
01:53:07,159 --> 01:53:10,039
actually doesn't work globally, there's like some kind of issue

2433
01:53:10,039 --> 01:53:12,359
with it, so we'll change it. Isn't that crazy that

2434
01:53:12,399 --> 01:53:13,520
people can make mistakes?

2435
01:53:13,640 --> 01:53:14,479
Speaker 1: Yeah?

2436
01:53:15,119 --> 01:53:18,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm always thinking about It's the tenor of online conversation.

2437
01:53:18,760 --> 01:53:20,840
And so, like a few weeks ago, I deactivated my

2438
01:53:20,960 --> 01:53:23,840
Blue Sky and because, like you know, because I've always

2439
01:53:23,880 --> 01:53:25,479
We've talked about plenty on this. It's like I'm always

2440
01:53:25,479 --> 01:53:27,239
trying to kind of back off of, you know, social

2441
01:53:27,279 --> 01:53:30,039
media and stuff, just because I did increasingly terrible and everything,

2442
01:53:30,359 --> 01:53:32,359
and you know, get off Twitter and stuff because you know,

2443
01:53:32,399 --> 01:53:34,920
the Nazis, uh. And then it went to Blue Sky,

2444
01:53:35,079 --> 01:53:36,680
built that up for a bit, and you know, it's like,

2445
01:53:36,720 --> 01:53:38,399
all right, cool, it's a good way to keep in

2446
01:53:38,399 --> 01:53:40,680
touch with people. But also there it was very much

2447
01:53:40,720 --> 01:53:44,479
that like extremely school marm type of just like super

2448
01:53:44,600 --> 01:53:48,039
taking everything seriously. Everything was just the biggest, most important

2449
01:53:48,039 --> 01:53:50,239
controversy in the world and stuff. Yeah, and it was

2450
01:53:50,279 --> 01:53:52,960
just fucking exhausting. So it's like, I'll probably go back

2451
01:53:52,960 --> 01:53:55,720
at some point. It's funny I deactivated it, and I

2452
01:53:55,760 --> 01:53:57,600
saw people were saying like, oh, it must be like

2453
01:53:57,760 --> 01:54:00,199
people are really mad about the metrod Prime. Were you

2454
01:54:00,439 --> 01:54:03,199
or that you introduced you know, half stars for the job.

2455
01:54:03,319 --> 01:54:04,399
I thought everybody.

2456
01:54:04,039 --> 01:54:07,000
Speaker 2: Loved metroid Prime and there was no controversy about metroc Prime.

2457
01:54:07,079 --> 01:54:09,960
Speaker 3: Controversy was that they thought I didn't love it enough. Yeah,

2458
01:54:10,039 --> 01:54:10,720
how good it was.

2459
01:54:11,039 --> 01:54:14,199
Speaker 2: It's old echo chamber Dan.

2460
01:54:15,039 --> 01:54:16,319
Speaker 3: So yeah, I don't know. It's like I went out.

2461
01:54:16,359 --> 01:54:17,720
It's been like three weeks or so, and I haven't

2462
01:54:17,760 --> 01:54:20,039
done it, and it's like this just feels like it's

2463
01:54:20,039 --> 01:54:22,680
not something like revelation, like oh, life is better and

2464
01:54:22,800 --> 01:54:25,399
the clouds are more vivid or it's not that, it's

2465
01:54:25,439 --> 01:54:28,039
just like, oh, I don't miss it, so like I'm

2466
01:54:28,079 --> 01:54:30,319
not like itching to go back anytime soon. And like

2467
01:54:30,359 --> 01:54:33,840
Instagram is just like fucking easy, and it's pictures of

2468
01:54:33,840 --> 01:54:36,439
my friends. I don't have any algorithm. I don't know,

2469
01:54:36,439 --> 01:54:38,680
want any feed I don't have. Yeah, the point well,

2470
01:54:38,720 --> 01:54:41,239
you know even snooze the uh suggested feat stuff, so

2471
01:54:41,279 --> 01:54:43,159
like you literally don't have an algorithm, Like I don't

2472
01:54:43,159 --> 01:54:46,319
see anything that isn't just a picture from a friend

2473
01:54:46,319 --> 01:54:49,039
of mine, So like there's no just random accounts or

2474
01:54:49,039 --> 01:54:51,560
anything that show put in my feed. So god damn it. It

2475
01:54:51,560 --> 01:54:53,680
feels great, especially talking to people now where it's like

2476
01:54:53,680 --> 01:54:56,119
everyone'speeds are getting filled up with like obvious AI videos

2477
01:54:56,159 --> 01:54:56,800
and stuff like that.

2478
01:54:57,000 --> 01:55:00,119
Speaker 2: Oh what a brutal time to like always question and

2479
01:55:00,199 --> 01:55:02,680
when you see a video or photo if it's real.

2480
01:55:03,239 --> 01:55:05,079
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's like I don't want any fucking part

2481
01:55:05,119 --> 01:55:07,399
of that. I hate all that shit, And like stepping

2482
01:55:07,479 --> 01:55:10,640
back has just been like a universal positive. So I

2483
01:55:10,680 --> 01:55:12,880
don't know, might stay off longer than maybe I intended to,

2484
01:55:12,960 --> 01:55:15,399
but yeah, not a fan.

2485
01:55:16,000 --> 01:55:17,720
Speaker 2: It's been a nice break for me as well. I

2486
01:55:17,720 --> 01:55:20,960
also took a social media break over. It's hard for

2487
01:55:21,000 --> 01:55:23,479
you to get out of everything. I usually stay on

2488
01:55:23,840 --> 01:55:26,840
Instagram Stories, which is the safest for me because it's

2489
01:55:26,920 --> 01:55:30,479
human most of the time. But yeah, I got rid

2490
01:55:30,560 --> 01:55:37,680
of Twitter, Blue Sky, anything possibly work adjacent, because even

2491
01:55:37,720 --> 01:55:42,359
if I'm on vacation, if I'm on like Reddit, livestream fail,

2492
01:55:42,439 --> 01:55:45,520
I'm working, so like, I really have to avoid anything

2493
01:55:45,560 --> 01:55:49,279
that will show me things that will make me think

2494
01:55:49,279 --> 01:55:50,920
about work. So yeah, that's hard.

2495
01:55:51,600 --> 01:55:55,319
Speaker 3: Yeah, check in the woods. I'd love you.

2496
01:55:56,600 --> 01:55:58,479
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go work in a vineyard and you'll never

2497
01:55:58,479 --> 01:56:01,479
see me again. Yeah that all sounds great, right then

2498
01:56:01,520 --> 01:56:04,800
you two, you two won't see me either. That's what's

2499
01:56:04,800 --> 01:56:08,600
great great great pass at gmail dot com. You heard

2500
01:56:08,600 --> 01:56:10,199
your nerds married? Do you want to read this first

2501
01:56:10,199 --> 01:56:14,439
one from mac Kyle? Yes?

2502
01:56:15,840 --> 01:56:18,079
Speaker 2: How do you fire? Folks? I like that?

2503
01:56:19,520 --> 01:56:21,079
Speaker 1: Do you so much stuff?

2504
01:56:21,680 --> 01:56:27,680
Speaker 2: Firefolks? We can't all hate everything. Do you heavily associate

2505
01:56:27,720 --> 01:56:31,159
a band or album with a video game? I recall

2506
01:56:31,239 --> 01:56:35,479
listening to Lamb of God's album Sacrament when Halo three

2507
01:56:35,560 --> 01:56:39,399
came out, and now two are inseparable in my mind.

2508
01:56:39,920 --> 01:56:45,680
Kyle uh Maclamore from Florida. PS Dan, please become governor

2509
01:56:45,720 --> 01:56:47,720
of Florida. You would be so much better than what

2510
01:56:47,800 --> 01:56:52,680
we have now. I know you could. That's terrifying.

2511
01:56:53,439 --> 01:56:55,920
Speaker 3: I generally don't like to listen to music when I

2512
01:56:55,920 --> 01:56:57,840
play games, just because I like to listen to like

2513
01:56:57,880 --> 01:57:00,920
what the game designers wanted me to hear. But there

2514
01:57:00,920 --> 01:57:03,439
are exceptions, like the one that I always think about

2515
01:57:03,520 --> 01:57:06,680
is NFL Blitz. I was obsessed with that during you know,

2516
01:57:06,720 --> 01:57:08,880
the sixty four one that came out or that came

2517
01:57:08,880 --> 01:57:11,119
out with a couple but there I don't even know

2518
01:57:11,159 --> 01:57:12,920
if there is music in that. But like I always,

2519
01:57:12,960 --> 01:57:15,680
I had my first like CD player boombox, and I

2520
01:57:15,720 --> 01:57:19,319
bought a Jimmy Hendrick's greatest hits that I would listen

2521
01:57:19,319 --> 01:57:22,079
to while I played Blitz, But then the main one

2522
01:57:22,119 --> 01:57:25,000
was the soundtrack to The Rock, the movie The Rock.

2523
01:57:25,399 --> 01:57:28,119
So it's like all these like Hans Zimmer tracks and

2524
01:57:28,119 --> 01:57:30,840
stuff like Humble Gets the Rockets, like these super duper

2525
01:57:30,920 --> 01:57:34,199
dramatic tracks and everything, while I'm like returning a kickoff

2526
01:57:34,279 --> 01:57:36,960
and like, so most of my Blitz time was with

2527
01:57:37,000 --> 01:57:37,760
the Rock soundtrack.

2528
01:57:39,399 --> 01:57:41,600
Speaker 1: The one that comes to mind. This is not technically

2529
01:57:41,600 --> 01:57:43,680
answering the question, but he mentioned Halo three, and also

2530
01:57:43,720 --> 01:57:47,760
this reminded me. Do you remember Halo two on the

2531
01:57:47,800 --> 01:57:51,520
mission the Heretic, when all of a sudden, Breaking Benjamin

2532
01:57:51,760 --> 01:57:54,279
just starts playing as part of the soundtrack.

2533
01:57:54,600 --> 01:57:55,800
Speaker 2: No, oh, it's like in the game.

2534
01:57:55,840 --> 01:57:58,119
Speaker 1: I am not convey to you how fucking cool I

2535
01:57:58,159 --> 01:58:00,119
thought it was when I was first playing Halo two,

2536
01:58:00,159 --> 01:58:02,520
and now looking back, I'm like, hey, Breaking Benjamin, I

2537
01:58:02,520 --> 01:58:05,199
don't like at all. I don't know what they're doing

2538
01:58:05,239 --> 01:58:07,880
these days, but I don't like their pre existing music.

2539
01:58:08,119 --> 01:58:10,560
B It's just all of a sudden, like a full

2540
01:58:10,600 --> 01:58:14,520
on like with lyrics comes on while you're chasing, while

2541
01:58:14,560 --> 01:58:17,880
you're the Arbiter and you're chasing the heretic other Elite.

2542
01:58:17,960 --> 01:58:21,600
That's like betraying the Covenant. It's crazy, look like a

2543
01:58:21,760 --> 01:58:23,920
blow me away by breaking Badgemin Halo two. It's just

2544
01:58:24,000 --> 01:58:28,640
in the game, Like it's a cool idea, like in

2545
01:58:28,960 --> 01:58:32,239
any game, just having an actual soundtrack, like license music

2546
01:58:32,319 --> 01:58:34,399
laid over. It's not the first time that's happened, but.

2547
01:58:34,399 --> 01:58:36,479
Speaker 3: They were trying that, like around that era with like

2548
01:58:36,520 --> 01:58:39,319
Prince of Persia Warrior Within and like Godsmack coming in

2549
01:58:39,359 --> 01:58:40,399
and certain yes.

2550
01:58:40,479 --> 01:58:42,840
Speaker 1: That was the exact shit, and I can't I'm so

2551
01:58:42,960 --> 01:58:44,880
glad that did not become a moral thing.

2552
01:58:45,159 --> 01:58:47,239
Speaker 3: It's more thoughtful. I think, like you know, Red Dead

2553
01:58:47,279 --> 01:58:49,079
and stuff like that would do the thing where it's like, okay,

2554
01:58:49,079 --> 01:58:51,640
this is very thoughtful and bespoke and everything. But then

2555
01:58:51,720 --> 01:58:54,039
it was like we got trapped to do a thing

2556
01:58:54,119 --> 01:58:55,239
for yeah whatever.

2557
01:58:55,640 --> 01:58:59,079
Speaker 1: Oh you mentioned NFL Blitz. Also, I think I've talked

2558
01:58:59,079 --> 01:59:02,560
about this on the said before, but when I discovered

2559
01:59:02,560 --> 01:59:08,439
that NFL Street two on Xbox allowed you to swap

2560
01:59:08,439 --> 01:59:10,560
the soundtrack out for your Xbox.

2561
01:59:11,159 --> 01:59:13,159
Speaker 3: NP three, the hard drive stuff, yeah.

2562
01:59:13,000 --> 01:59:16,600
Speaker 1: The hard drive music. So there I am playing NFL

2563
01:59:16,680 --> 01:59:19,800
Street to listening to the Blood of Cuckolan from Boondock

2564
01:59:19,880 --> 01:59:22,720
Saints playing like the bagpipes dork.

2565
01:59:24,079 --> 01:59:24,840
Speaker 3: It was weird.

2566
01:59:25,239 --> 01:59:29,399
Speaker 1: I was the coolest kid ever. I was like sixteen,

2567
01:59:29,800 --> 01:59:31,760
and I'm just like, it's like the intro song to

2568
01:59:31,800 --> 01:59:34,199
Boondock Saints like is playing while I'm just like trying

2569
01:59:34,199 --> 01:59:39,920
to fruit Ladanian Tomlinson to my yeah, to my team. Oh.

2570
01:59:39,960 --> 01:59:42,479
It was such a fucking cool I got laid so much.

2571
01:59:43,079 --> 01:59:46,279
Speaker 2: Symbolisms, symbolisms, symbolism.

2572
01:59:46,640 --> 01:59:49,079
Speaker 3: Yeah, those were the right games. So like NFL Street

2573
01:59:49,840 --> 01:59:52,920
Burnout three on Xbox you could do the hard drive,

2574
01:59:52,960 --> 01:59:55,000
so so I like I hated all the like pop

2575
01:59:55,000 --> 01:59:56,960
punk shit they put on the initial soundtrack, so it's like,

2576
01:59:56,960 --> 01:59:58,760
all right, I'll just make like a fun like metal

2577
01:59:58,880 --> 02:00:02,680
and rock soundtrack or whatever. That was an interesting time when

2578
02:00:02,720 --> 02:00:05,079
the original Xbox and the three sixty, Like the three

2579
02:00:05,159 --> 02:00:07,800
sixty oh just plug in an iPod and you can

2580
02:00:07,840 --> 02:00:09,439
play whatever. And then the original one you had like

2581
02:00:09,520 --> 02:00:12,079
rip it to a hard drive, like I mean, I

2582
02:00:12,079 --> 02:00:13,600
guess you could do that now by opening up like

2583
02:00:13,600 --> 02:00:15,399
a Spotify app or something like that. But it was

2584
02:00:15,399 --> 02:00:18,239
definitely like a more important thing than those early Xboxes.

2585
02:00:18,960 --> 02:00:22,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, both of mine the songs are in the game,

2586
02:00:22,520 --> 02:00:24,920
so I don't know if this is Yeah, like Mike

2587
02:00:25,000 --> 02:00:27,000
was saying, like this might not be exactly what this

2588
02:00:27,119 --> 02:00:29,159
is asking for, because these are like albums that are

2589
02:00:29,159 --> 02:00:34,520
connected to games that you've concocted. But for me playing

2590
02:00:34,640 --> 02:00:39,720
sled Storm as a kid and hearing Rob Zombies Dragoula

2591
02:00:39,800 --> 02:00:43,640
in it, oh yeah, is embedded in my mind and

2592
02:00:43,800 --> 02:00:47,159
anytime me and my sisters, we all because we all

2593
02:00:47,199 --> 02:00:49,359
played this game, we all love it. Every time that

2594
02:00:49,479 --> 02:00:51,680
song comes on, we'll be like Web sled Storm. We'd

2595
02:00:51,720 --> 02:00:54,720
be like ew in the bits in the Herd and

2596
02:00:54,880 --> 02:00:58,119
the best of the damn and the best of your drag.

2597
02:00:59,039 --> 02:01:00,800
We don't know any of the fun lyrics. We don't

2598
02:01:00,840 --> 02:01:03,640
know what we're talking about, but we know we know Sledstorm.

2599
02:01:03,680 --> 02:01:05,720
We know that fucking song and it's so good.

2600
02:01:05,920 --> 02:01:08,800
Speaker 3: Snowmobiling Mike, Mike gets another e a big like NFL

2601
02:01:08,840 --> 02:01:12,600
Street is a sports They needed to bring that back game,

2602
02:01:12,880 --> 02:01:17,159
NFL Street, NBA Street, Sledstorm freak style. Yeah the fuck

2603
02:01:17,239 --> 02:01:17,600
do we know?

2604
02:01:17,680 --> 02:01:20,479
Speaker 1: Oh god, I played NBA Street one so much.

2605
02:01:20,640 --> 02:01:23,039
Speaker 3: They're perfect games, and I just I would.

2606
02:01:22,840 --> 02:01:25,439
Speaker 1: Use all my uh all my points from I would

2607
02:01:25,760 --> 02:01:28,359
defer recruiting a new character so i'd get more creative

2608
02:01:28,359 --> 02:01:30,079
player points for my player, and he was like seven.

2609
02:01:30,239 --> 02:01:32,520
He's basically Victor woman Yama. He's like seven to eleven,

2610
02:01:33,039 --> 02:01:35,479
best three shooter in the game, best dunker, did all

2611
02:01:35,520 --> 02:01:37,319
the tricks, and his nickname was Red Alert.

2612
02:01:37,880 --> 02:01:40,720
Speaker 3: No, I think I did like NBA Street Volume two,

2613
02:01:40,720 --> 02:01:42,239
where I swear I had a team that was like

2614
02:01:43,000 --> 02:01:45,960
a yetti that you could unlock, and the Beastie Boys.

2615
02:01:47,439 --> 02:01:50,239
They were really good video games. Yep, they're awesome, and

2616
02:01:50,359 --> 02:01:52,039
they fucked. They don't do that anymore.

2617
02:01:53,000 --> 02:01:53,119
Speaker 1: No.

2618
02:01:54,159 --> 02:01:57,000
Speaker 2: The other one that I think is worth mentioning because

2619
02:01:57,039 --> 02:01:59,119
I did into becoming a huge fan of this band

2620
02:01:59,760 --> 02:02:06,720
post this game is Portal Too. Had a song Exile

2621
02:02:07,359 --> 02:02:12,560
by the National Yeah, and I went to I like

2622
02:02:13,119 --> 02:02:18,319
started getting their albums. I've been to multiple National concerts

2623
02:02:18,359 --> 02:02:21,279
since this time. I have seen the National live. I

2624
02:02:21,319 --> 02:02:24,800
love them, and when I watched them live, I have

2625
02:02:24,840 --> 02:02:28,319
one very specific concert memory where the lead singer said,

2626
02:02:28,960 --> 02:02:32,960
my younger brother played Portal and told me how cool

2627
02:02:33,000 --> 02:02:36,640
it was, and it's really neat that this song is

2628
02:02:36,720 --> 02:02:40,079
now a part of this game series because my brother

2629
02:02:40,239 --> 02:02:42,039
likes it, and I thought that was like so fucking

2630
02:02:42,119 --> 02:02:44,319
cool that I like saw the connection and how they

2631
02:02:44,359 --> 02:02:48,239
got there. But I can't listen to that song without

2632
02:02:48,239 --> 02:02:51,399
thinking of Portal, without thinking of the National. It is

2633
02:02:51,479 --> 02:02:53,239
like those are interconnected forever.

2634
02:02:53,319 --> 02:02:57,399
Speaker 1: For me. Jake hates the National, So don't he.

2635
02:02:57,560 --> 02:02:59,880
Speaker 2: Gave me his sad dad's tea shirt.

2636
02:03:00,000 --> 02:03:01,479
Speaker 1: He's just gonna get the hat he gave me the

2637
02:03:01,520 --> 02:03:03,359
sad Dad's happen. It's dark and Amanda sleeping.

2638
02:03:03,359 --> 02:03:07,199
Speaker 2: Why does he keep giving away his sad dad's material?

2639
02:03:08,000 --> 02:03:10,359
Speaker 1: I don't know. But it's a band.

2640
02:03:10,880 --> 02:03:13,479
Speaker 2: I walked down the street with it the other day

2641
02:03:13,840 --> 02:03:17,680
and someone stopped me and said, what is a sad Dad?

2642
02:03:17,760 --> 02:03:19,760
And I said, this is a really weird answer, but

2643
02:03:19,800 --> 02:03:24,720
it's a band, and he went, oh, it's disappointed that

2644
02:03:24,800 --> 02:03:28,600
it wasn't like the unsocial anti social social club. It

2645
02:03:28,640 --> 02:03:30,560
wasn't like some I've never understood what the fuck that

2646
02:03:30,720 --> 02:03:33,279
was anti social social club.

2647
02:03:33,399 --> 02:03:35,239
Speaker 3: I've seen that on shirts and hoodies and stuff for

2648
02:03:35,279 --> 02:03:38,199
like marketing. Is it just a clothing company?

2649
02:03:39,039 --> 02:03:42,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, Oh, it's just a cool like it's a funny

2650
02:03:42,640 --> 02:03:46,000
like concept, right of like it's a club for people

2651
02:03:46,000 --> 02:03:49,880
who can't be social, but it's it's marketing, right, it's

2652
02:03:49,880 --> 02:03:53,359
a brand and yeah, and then sad dads. I think

2653
02:03:53,399 --> 02:03:56,359
the concept, right is like people who sussessed the National

2654
02:03:56,399 --> 02:03:59,119
are a bunch of sad dads. Like they're just people

2655
02:03:59,119 --> 02:04:01,159
who are sad.

2656
02:04:01,960 --> 02:04:04,800
Speaker 1: It's jokingly called not jokingly, it's called like sad dad music.

2657
02:04:05,439 --> 02:04:09,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like Last of Us music. No, that's like

2658
02:04:09,560 --> 02:04:13,279
a sad dad game, right sure, yeah, yeah, it's the

2659
02:04:13,359 --> 02:04:15,279
game version of the or the music version of the

2660
02:04:15,319 --> 02:04:15,800
Last of Us.

2661
02:04:15,880 --> 02:04:19,199
Speaker 1: Right, yeah, yeah, okay, gotcha, Dead dads, but being sad

2662
02:04:19,199 --> 02:04:22,039
about stuff that's not really that important, Like just we're

2663
02:04:22,159 --> 02:04:25,079
sad like the whirl, isn't it Just like we're sad

2664
02:04:25,119 --> 02:04:28,000
and we're gonna it's part of our aesthetic.

2665
02:04:28,399 --> 02:04:29,239
Speaker 3: Doesn't be fun.

2666
02:04:29,600 --> 02:04:32,680
Speaker 2: We're dads. We're listening to the National.

2667
02:04:32,760 --> 02:04:34,359
Speaker 1: I had a kid and I'm sad about it.

2668
02:04:35,439 --> 02:04:35,880
Speaker 3: I get that.

2669
02:04:36,119 --> 02:04:44,039
Speaker 1: But yeah, okay, thank you Kyle from Florida. Uh, Danielle,

2670
02:04:44,119 --> 02:04:44,960
can you read this one?

2671
02:04:45,479 --> 02:04:49,279
Speaker 3: That's me? Uh hello Escapees. Lately, whenever I start a

2672
02:04:49,279 --> 02:04:51,319
new game, I like to look for one cool asset

2673
02:04:51,359 --> 02:04:53,279
that I would like to say I created. It's kind

2674
02:04:53,279 --> 02:04:54,600
of like being an extra in a movie, so you

2675
02:04:54,600 --> 02:04:56,399
can tell your friends that you were zombie number twelve

2676
02:04:56,399 --> 02:04:58,600
When you come on screen for half a secon second.

2677
02:04:59,159 --> 02:05:02,840
Recent exam include Blue Prince's cute hamster in the Kid's

2678
02:05:02,920 --> 02:05:06,560
Bedroom and Gail the polecat from Haites two. What is

2679
02:05:06,600 --> 02:05:07,800
the thing in a game that you would like to

2680
02:05:07,920 --> 02:05:11,439
cameo design? Thanks for being a great time every other week. Also,

2681
02:05:11,640 --> 02:05:17,239
Dan is right about Missouri love John Paul from Missouri.

2682
02:05:18,199 --> 02:05:20,159
Speaker 2: You know which Missouri opinion?

2683
02:05:20,439 --> 02:05:23,600
Speaker 3: All, it's just a garbe. It's the worst state by far.

2684
02:05:24,640 --> 02:05:29,720
It's like, not even close. It's irredeemable. Yeah, like your team, Yeah,

2685
02:05:29,760 --> 02:05:30,800
it's awful in every way.

2686
02:05:30,880 --> 02:05:34,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have one for this. The sushi in Resident

2687
02:05:34,399 --> 02:05:37,279
Evil six, you know I'm talking about in the Leon

2688
02:05:37,359 --> 02:05:40,760
and Helena campaign when you're going through the university. If

2689
02:05:40,760 --> 02:05:43,319
you look at just google Google Red Alert six food

2690
02:05:43,439 --> 02:05:46,560
or sushi, the assets they use for the food is

2691
02:05:46,800 --> 02:05:49,960
were like the And I know, I realize how what

2692
02:05:50,039 --> 02:05:52,119
I'm saying when I say it's one of the worst

2693
02:05:52,159 --> 02:05:54,960
aspects of that game. The food on the tables just

2694
02:05:55,000 --> 02:05:58,039
does not like the sushi rolls are the size of cakes.

2695
02:05:59,479 --> 02:06:02,600
It's the worst food asset I've ever seen.

2696
02:06:02,720 --> 02:06:06,720
Speaker 3: I'm not seeing any images of this. Oh wait, oh wait,

2697
02:06:06,720 --> 02:06:11,359
that looks fucking crazy. Okay, I am seeing now. Oh

2698
02:06:11,439 --> 02:06:15,520
that is nuts looking. Okay, yeah, it's crazy. That game

2699
02:06:15,840 --> 02:06:16,960
sucks ass.

2700
02:06:18,079 --> 02:06:20,199
Speaker 1: Mary and I tried liking it pretty hard.

2701
02:06:20,640 --> 02:06:22,680
Speaker 2: So are you saying you would want to do it

2702
02:06:22,720 --> 02:06:27,680
to fix it or you want to be responsible.

2703
02:06:27,680 --> 02:06:29,079
Speaker 1: I want to be responsible for that. I want to

2704
02:06:29,119 --> 02:06:29,720
say I made that.

2705
02:06:29,760 --> 02:06:33,079
Speaker 2: I don't want to say that I made this trash.

2706
02:06:33,159 --> 02:06:36,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, I really do. But then on the cool, like

2707
02:06:36,800 --> 02:06:39,720
on the cool side of things, I don't know. The

2708
02:06:39,760 --> 02:06:43,640
thing I wish I created is probably what's like a

2709
02:06:43,640 --> 02:06:48,319
cool Zelda item.

2710
02:06:46,720 --> 02:06:49,079
Speaker 3: The box that windmil guy wax off into.

2711
02:06:49,720 --> 02:06:51,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would love to make it. I would love

2712
02:06:51,279 --> 02:06:53,279
to be responsible for making the windmill Guy's dick.

2713
02:06:53,520 --> 02:06:56,520
Speaker 2: I actually designed his penis. You can't see it because

2714
02:06:56,520 --> 02:06:57,000
it's in.

2715
02:06:57,000 --> 02:06:59,439
Speaker 3: The box, But I give you no clip. Through the

2716
02:06:59,439 --> 02:07:00,359
box you can see his dick.

2717
02:07:00,479 --> 02:07:02,479
Speaker 1: Yeah, ye, no clip.

2718
02:07:03,159 --> 02:07:04,640
Speaker 2: It's actually Mike's face.

2719
02:07:10,479 --> 02:07:19,439
Speaker 1: More like GDD good game is done, dick stupid? Ah,

2720
02:07:19,760 --> 02:07:24,680
it's serious day, I'm tired. Yeah, no, the music box great,

2721
02:07:24,880 --> 02:07:25,439
not his dick.

2722
02:07:26,399 --> 02:07:29,399
Speaker 3: I I like in Meddle Year Solid two, there's a

2723
02:07:29,439 --> 02:07:31,439
part where you're going around a corner and it looks

2724
02:07:31,439 --> 02:07:34,000
like Vulcan Raven a boss from the first game looks

2725
02:07:34,000 --> 02:07:35,680
like a shadows on the wall and say, what the hell,

2726
02:07:35,720 --> 02:07:37,640
he's dead. But then he turned the corner and it's

2727
02:07:37,680 --> 02:07:40,680
just a tiny little Vulcan raven action figure with a

2728
02:07:40,680 --> 02:07:42,800
flashlight next to it, so it makes a huge silhouette.

2729
02:07:42,840 --> 02:07:44,960
And then if you shoot it, it starts like like

2730
02:07:44,960 --> 02:07:47,279
a little motor starts up and it shoots little pellets out,

2731
02:07:47,319 --> 02:07:48,560
and if you just watch it for a while, like

2732
02:07:48,560 --> 02:07:50,279
all the pellets kind of pile up. And I thought

2733
02:07:50,319 --> 02:07:51,800
that was such a fun little thing in that game,

2734
02:07:51,920 --> 02:07:52,600
So that one.

2735
02:07:54,600 --> 02:07:58,199
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm I have another idea.

2736
02:07:58,319 --> 02:08:02,159
Speaker 2: Yeah, like Rocket League toppers to cars, I feel like

2737
02:08:02,199 --> 02:08:05,439
you could easily they have custom ones. I think you

2738
02:08:05,439 --> 02:08:07,319
can make your I think at this point you can

2739
02:08:07,399 --> 02:08:09,399
upload your owns. This is probably like a no, but

2740
02:08:09,439 --> 02:08:11,039
I think it would be cool to make my own

2741
02:08:11,600 --> 02:08:14,239
custom car skin that everybody and I could be like

2742
02:08:14,279 --> 02:08:17,000
those are mine, Like those are my custom car skins

2743
02:08:17,520 --> 02:08:20,880
of really something really stupid. You know, it would have

2744
02:08:20,920 --> 02:08:23,000
to be. I mean they're already kind of dumb, So like,

2745
02:08:23,039 --> 02:08:24,960
what would I make that I would say is mine?

2746
02:08:25,840 --> 02:08:27,840
I interpreted this as something I would make. It'd be

2747
02:08:27,880 --> 02:08:28,880
like this is so cool.

2748
02:08:29,159 --> 02:08:31,800
Speaker 3: When Rocket League first came out before it like it

2749
02:08:31,880 --> 02:08:33,760
was like blowing up and stuff. They had the different

2750
02:08:33,800 --> 02:08:35,920
skins and stuff. They had a couple like I don't

2751
02:08:35,920 --> 02:08:38,159
know if it's licensed or just like other ip from

2752
02:08:38,159 --> 02:08:40,239
other games or whatever. And I think I reached out

2753
02:08:40,279 --> 02:08:42,239
to the Rocket League team because I've just written air

2754
02:08:42,279 --> 02:08:44,399
Force Gater and I told them like, hey, look, if

2755
02:08:44,399 --> 02:08:46,239
you want air Force Gator, I'll give it to you

2756
02:08:46,279 --> 02:08:46,680
for free.

2757
02:08:46,680 --> 02:08:50,960
Speaker 2: You always shoot, shoot your shot, Dan, I.

2758
02:08:50,920 --> 02:08:52,840
Speaker 3: Didn't get an air Force Gater flag in that No.

2759
02:08:53,039 --> 02:08:56,119
Speaker 2: Damn damn. Game Spot had a flag and I remember

2760
02:08:56,159 --> 02:08:59,039
we thought that was really fucking cool. Yeah, really that

2761
02:08:59,199 --> 02:09:01,079
was like a flex us back in the day.

2762
02:09:01,199 --> 02:09:03,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, GameSpot would get that. Destructoid used to be pretty

2763
02:09:03,680 --> 02:09:05,760
good about getting They had their like little robot guy

2764
02:09:05,880 --> 02:09:08,479
and they were in this game Rascals And was like,

2765
02:09:08,479 --> 02:09:10,119
oh man, what a cool idea, like getting new shit

2766
02:09:10,199 --> 02:09:11,600
in a game. Always like that.

2767
02:09:12,399 --> 02:09:14,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, it would be neat, Like I know they had.

2768
02:09:14,840 --> 02:09:16,880
They just had hats that I think were funny, like

2769
02:09:16,920 --> 02:09:19,399
they had cone toppers and toppers that was like a

2770
02:09:19,399 --> 02:09:22,199
Mariacci hat. And I'd love to be like I gave

2771
02:09:22,279 --> 02:09:24,800
them the idea for all these toppers.

2772
02:09:25,039 --> 02:09:28,279
Speaker 3: You know, do you know what I actually am responsible for.

2773
02:09:28,600 --> 02:09:30,560
I hadn't thought of this in a while. And Saints

2774
02:09:30,640 --> 02:09:33,439
Row three, there is a weapon called a fart and

2775
02:09:33,520 --> 02:09:36,520
a Jar and it's a grenade, so it's basically it's

2776
02:09:36,560 --> 02:09:38,800
an equippable thing that you can equip with the other grenades.

2777
02:09:38,800 --> 02:09:41,079
So there's like stun grenades, normal grenades, and there's a

2778
02:09:41,119 --> 02:09:43,520
fart in a jar and that's in there because that

2779
02:09:43,600 --> 02:09:45,520
was my first game and former cover story I wrote.

2780
02:09:45,600 --> 02:09:47,920
It was like twenty ten or something and I was

2781
02:09:47,960 --> 02:09:50,079
at the studio and I asked them when I was

2782
02:09:50,079 --> 02:09:51,920
interviewing the team, I was like, all right, what's an idea? Like,

2783
02:09:51,920 --> 02:09:54,119
obviously Saints Row is all about super over the top,

2784
02:09:54,239 --> 02:09:56,720
super stupid shit. What is something that you all deemed

2785
02:09:56,760 --> 02:09:59,640
that was too stupid for Saints Row? And they were like, oh,

2786
02:09:59,760 --> 02:10:01,319
we I had this idea once where it's gonna be

2787
02:10:01,319 --> 02:10:02,760
like a fart in a jar and you'd throw it

2788
02:10:02,800 --> 02:10:04,800
and it's like would get all stinky and everybody would

2789
02:10:04,800 --> 02:10:06,800
start vomiting if you threw it, and we took it

2790
02:10:06,800 --> 02:10:08,479
out it was too stupid, And I was like, whoa,

2791
02:10:08,640 --> 02:10:11,720
hold the phone, No, you have to like this is like, well,

2792
02:10:11,720 --> 02:10:13,760
before the game came out and it's like, you have

2793
02:10:13,840 --> 02:10:15,600
to put the fart in a jar in that game.

2794
02:10:15,640 --> 02:10:16,560
That is fantastic.

2795
02:10:17,000 --> 02:10:18,720
Speaker 2: So you motivated them to do it.

2796
02:10:18,800 --> 02:10:20,199
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was like the first person outside of the

2797
02:10:20,199 --> 02:10:21,800
studio to play the game. And also I was telling

2798
02:10:21,840 --> 02:10:23,319
him like, you are mad if you don't put the

2799
02:10:23,319 --> 02:10:24,880
fart in the jar in the game, and they wound

2800
02:10:24,920 --> 02:10:25,640
up putting it back.

2801
02:10:26,800 --> 02:10:31,279
Speaker 2: That's pretty cool. That's a good story. It's a good loredan.

2802
02:10:31,640 --> 02:10:33,720
I thought when you were I thought when you were Yeah,

2803
02:10:33,760 --> 02:10:36,680
he is the fart in the jar. Yeah, it's his fart.

2804
02:10:37,359 --> 02:10:38,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've moke, Captain.

2805
02:10:41,039 --> 02:10:44,119
Speaker 2: There's like all these ping pong balls on your butt.

2806
02:10:44,720 --> 02:10:47,119
Speaker 3: I farted into a jar and they captured the jar.

2807
02:10:47,680 --> 02:10:50,840
Speaker 2: I smell, Captain, that's fucking vile.

2808
02:10:55,520 --> 02:10:57,680
Speaker 1: You're still would not convince your dad that you're a

2809
02:10:57,720 --> 02:10:59,560
performer if you smell capping.

2810
02:10:59,479 --> 02:11:01,199
Speaker 3: No, that's not acting. No.

2811
02:11:00,960 --> 02:11:03,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, actually he might respect that more than voice acting.

2812
02:11:05,399 --> 02:11:09,920
Speaker 2: Smell. Yeah, I'm an actor too. I farted in a

2813
02:11:10,039 --> 02:11:15,079
jar for Saints Row three. Yeah, I hate so many

2814
02:11:15,119 --> 02:11:16,079
beans that day.

2815
02:11:17,640 --> 02:11:20,319
Speaker 1: Well, thank you is the name he is.

2816
02:11:20,479 --> 02:11:25,520
Speaker 2: Speaking of spellcasting, I had asparagus for dinner tonight and

2817
02:11:26,680 --> 02:11:30,039
I I don't understand it. How does it happen? My

2818
02:11:30,159 --> 02:11:36,319
pee smells weird? And it's like a phenomenon. I don't

2819
02:11:36,680 --> 02:11:39,439
I don't know, like it's a joke, it's a running gag,

2820
02:11:40,279 --> 02:11:44,119
but it's true and it happens, and I can't stop

2821
02:11:44,159 --> 02:11:44,760
thinking about it.

2822
02:11:45,399 --> 02:11:46,000
Speaker 1: It'll look up.

2823
02:11:46,479 --> 02:11:49,239
Speaker 3: It's a gene. It's a thing where it's like some

2824
02:11:49,239 --> 02:11:51,119
people have it, some people don't. Don't.

2825
02:11:51,159 --> 02:11:53,199
Speaker 2: What do you mean to smell it or to pee it?

2826
02:11:54,880 --> 02:11:57,800
Speaker 3: That's a great question, like if I didn't have the

2827
02:11:57,920 --> 02:12:01,600
smell Jean, wait, okay? What am I? Okay?

2828
02:12:01,640 --> 02:12:04,319
Speaker 1: It says not everyone produces or detects the smell due

2829
02:12:04,359 --> 02:12:06,760
to genetic differences in metabolism or smell perception.

2830
02:12:07,119 --> 02:12:10,479
Speaker 3: So could you have the the detection gene? So I

2831
02:12:10,479 --> 02:12:15,560
can smell asparagus piss but not producing. So I can

2832
02:12:15,600 --> 02:12:19,560
eat a gallon it's not a gallon whatever, but juice,

2833
02:12:22,159 --> 02:12:23,279
but I can't smell it.

2834
02:12:24,359 --> 02:12:27,399
Speaker 1: You would wait, no, I get you would. You wouldn't

2835
02:12:27,399 --> 02:12:29,439
produce it. You would you would be you would be

2836
02:12:29,560 --> 02:12:31,920
like bent over the toilet bowl smelling, but you wouldn't

2837
02:12:31,960 --> 02:12:32,560
smell anything.

2838
02:12:32,760 --> 02:12:34,720
Speaker 3: Could I smell it but not produce it. Yeah, yeah

2839
02:12:34,720 --> 02:12:36,159
I could. Could I pee out.

2840
02:12:36,039 --> 02:12:38,319
Speaker 2: A bunch of I smell your p and be like

2841
02:12:38,359 --> 02:12:43,520
this guy had asparagus, right, Yeah, yeah, it's distinct smell.

2842
02:12:43,760 --> 02:12:45,680
Speaker 3: I would know we all have have.

2843
02:12:45,840 --> 02:12:48,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love it. No, I've said that before.

2844
02:12:48,760 --> 02:12:49,279
Speaker 3: This is a weird.

2845
02:12:49,399 --> 02:12:51,560
Speaker 1: I shouldn't have said that in that way out of context.

2846
02:12:53,920 --> 02:12:57,079
Speaker 2: But this guy loves to sniff his own piss.

2847
02:12:57,199 --> 02:13:03,199
Speaker 1: There's some very there's something very reassuring. God, I'm just

2848
02:13:03,199 --> 02:13:10,000
digging myself, keep going. There's something very reassuring about putting something,

2849
02:13:10,159 --> 02:13:15,680
ingesting something and seeing that it actually affected your body

2850
02:13:15,720 --> 02:13:16,439
in a certain way.

2851
02:13:18,800 --> 02:13:21,479
Speaker 2: I've changed my answer. Mike is the most predictable of

2852
02:13:21,520 --> 02:13:21,800
the tea.

2853
02:13:22,359 --> 02:13:26,079
Speaker 3: In fact, speaking of predictable, Jake, now, edit in the

2854
02:13:26,119 --> 02:13:28,800
discussion Mary and I had during the break when Mike

2855
02:13:28,920 --> 02:13:31,560
was gone about the asparagus beat, and let's see how

2856
02:13:31,560 --> 02:13:32,239
predictable he was.

2857
02:13:33,640 --> 02:13:36,079
Speaker 2: I just went to the bathroom and I had asparaus

2858
02:13:36,119 --> 02:13:41,399
for dinner, and my peace smells. It's crazy, such a why.

2859
02:13:41,680 --> 02:13:44,960
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm let's test something here. When we come back

2860
02:13:44,960 --> 02:13:48,439
and we start recording, say that, and I bet Mike

2861
02:13:48,600 --> 02:13:50,039
is going to talk about how much he loves that

2862
02:13:50,079 --> 02:13:52,000
smell and he's going to be something like, oh man,

2863
02:13:52,000 --> 02:13:53,279
I'll pee in the toilet and I'll put my head

2864
02:13:53,279 --> 02:13:55,239
in there. And because I feel like it's come up

2865
02:13:55,279 --> 02:13:57,399
several times since I've known him, and he always says that,

2866
02:13:57,439 --> 02:13:58,159
So let's just test this.

2867
02:13:58,239 --> 02:14:03,439
Speaker 2: Why does he say that he likes it? You gasoline thing?

2868
02:14:05,399 --> 02:14:06,239
Speaker 1: What did I say?

2869
02:14:07,199 --> 02:14:07,439
Speaker 4: You think?

2870
02:14:08,319 --> 02:14:09,840
Speaker 3: And I was like bringing up on the podcast. I

2871
02:14:09,840 --> 02:14:11,479
guarantee he's gonna be Oh, I love it.

2872
02:14:12,039 --> 02:14:15,760
Speaker 1: I love it A dirty little sparagus boy, I fucking

2873
02:14:17,840 --> 02:14:20,960
I don't even like asparagus. I eat it specifically so

2874
02:14:21,079 --> 02:14:27,560
my pe will smell. It's a curse. I just gobbling

2875
02:14:27,600 --> 02:14:30,279
down those stocks every morning. So then by lunchtime I

2876
02:14:30,359 --> 02:14:33,920
get those sweet sweet odors wafting up out of the bowl.

2877
02:14:34,000 --> 02:14:38,479
Speaker 2: Right O, Saints row free tip asparagus pain in a jar.

2878
02:14:38,920 --> 02:14:41,079
It boosts the moral of your team.

2879
02:14:41,520 --> 02:14:43,279
Speaker 1: Smell cap that ship.

2880
02:14:43,359 --> 02:14:47,960
Speaker 2: I'll be run faster. Yeah, so much of your smell

2881
02:14:48,000 --> 02:14:49,279
call count my pe.

2882
02:14:49,720 --> 02:14:52,319
Speaker 3: You're gobbling up those stocks in the morning, is all

2883
02:14:52,359 --> 02:14:54,239
he said. Oh the idea of the alarm going off

2884
02:14:54,279 --> 02:14:59,279
and it's like Rocky with the eggs, but just spar.

2885
02:14:58,920 --> 02:15:01,039
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is I falls sleep with the entire thing

2886
02:15:01,600 --> 02:15:05,640
and then was off and I just bite down the

2887
02:15:05,680 --> 02:15:06,560
next morning.

2888
02:15:07,920 --> 02:15:10,159
Speaker 3: Picture of Homer with one hundred cigarettes in his mouth.

2889
02:15:10,199 --> 02:15:10,800
But it's just my.

2890
02:15:19,640 --> 02:15:21,760
Speaker 1: God. Now I wish I'm gonna eat some after this.

2891
02:15:21,800 --> 02:15:25,079
It's gonna be sick. Wake up a little coffee in

2892
02:15:25,119 --> 02:15:27,199
the morning, nice little whiz.

2893
02:15:27,840 --> 02:15:29,000
Speaker 2: Oh shit, that's funny.

2894
02:15:29,840 --> 02:15:32,119
Speaker 1: Okay, actually really quick? Did you know that in all

2895
02:15:32,199 --> 02:15:36,760
SaaS France every April they have pop up restaurants that

2896
02:15:37,119 --> 02:15:40,039
literally just only open in April dedicated to asparagus.

2897
02:15:41,199 --> 02:15:42,359
Speaker 3: How much can you do with that?

2898
02:15:43,079 --> 02:15:44,319
Speaker 1: Oh? Well, you could do quite a bit.

2899
02:15:45,000 --> 02:15:47,760
Speaker 2: Doesn't asparagus take three years to grow? Or some weird shit?

2900
02:15:48,039 --> 02:15:51,640
Speaker 1: I don't know. Might oh, I will say, I know.

2901
02:15:51,760 --> 02:15:54,840
I truly do like asparagus a lot white. Have you

2902
02:15:54,880 --> 02:15:58,800
had white asparagus? We had it. It was in season

2903
02:15:58,800 --> 02:16:01,199
when we were in France in June a few years ago.

2904
02:16:01,239 --> 02:16:02,960
When we had it, everywhere someone had a different take

2905
02:16:03,000 --> 02:16:05,359
on it was fucking awesome. Do you guys like asparagus?

2906
02:16:06,399 --> 02:16:07,239
It's just had it?

2907
02:16:07,479 --> 02:16:07,640
Speaker 3: Oh?

2908
02:16:07,680 --> 02:16:12,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, you did. It's it has more flavor than green asparagus,

2909
02:16:12,720 --> 02:16:15,399
and also it's got a better texture. It's like not

2910
02:16:15,479 --> 02:16:17,800
as stringy as green asparagus, and it's kind of like

2911
02:16:17,840 --> 02:16:20,600
a nice crunch, like a zippy crunch through. God, it's amazing. Yeah,

2912
02:16:20,600 --> 02:16:22,960
it's in the fire grade. I don't know we have

2913
02:16:23,000 --> 02:16:25,319
it here, but yes, takes two to.

2914
02:16:25,319 --> 02:16:28,479
Speaker 2: Three years to grow. So that's what I was saying,

2915
02:16:28,479 --> 02:16:31,680
because it's like you can't grow it and harvest it.

2916
02:16:32,120 --> 02:16:35,280
If these places are open annually, they have to have

2917
02:16:35,399 --> 02:16:38,959
like plans of this year's asparagus, next year's as huge

2918
02:16:39,000 --> 02:16:40,079
part of asparagus.

2919
02:16:40,239 --> 02:16:43,239
Speaker 1: Apparently it's a huge part of their like culinary scene.

2920
02:16:43,280 --> 02:16:46,159
So they're prepared somehow. I don't know how, but they are.

2921
02:16:46,600 --> 02:16:51,399
Speaker 2: Do you think the town smells like asparagus? Pea?

2922
02:16:51,799 --> 02:16:54,520
Speaker 1: I didn't before, but now it's all I'm gonna think about.

2923
02:16:54,799 --> 02:16:56,479
I really do want to go to All Sauce even

2924
02:16:56,479 --> 02:16:59,559
more now. But there's also a wine in All Sauce

2925
02:16:59,600 --> 02:17:04,079
that's like asparagus like historically can fuck with wine. Doesn't

2926
02:17:04,120 --> 02:17:08,399
pairal well, it like has a chemical compound that does

2927
02:17:08,440 --> 02:17:11,200
not interact with wine. Well, unless you're drinking moscot from

2928
02:17:11,200 --> 02:17:13,559
Al Sauce, it supposedly pairs really well. I'm not the

2929
02:17:13,600 --> 02:17:18,040
biggest fan of it. All right, Well, thank you, Jean

2930
02:17:18,120 --> 02:17:23,760
Paul and Kyle h for your emails again. Everybody send

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2932
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2933
02:17:32,639 --> 02:17:35,079
twenty twenty six. What is it?

2934
02:17:35,120 --> 02:17:35,559
Speaker 3: What is this?

2935
02:17:35,559 --> 02:17:37,959
Speaker 1: This? This goes up on the fifth?

2936
02:17:38,200 --> 02:17:39,000
Speaker 3: Fourth?

2937
02:17:39,319 --> 02:17:43,879
Speaker 1: Yeah, something like that, fourth, I think either way? Fifth,

2938
02:17:44,040 --> 02:17:48,719
Who cares? That's not interesting? Stop saying number sixteenth seventy eight.

2939
02:17:49,399 --> 02:17:49,959
Speaker 3: Um.

2940
02:17:50,479 --> 02:17:52,840
Speaker 1: We will be back at a couple of weeks. In

2941
02:17:52,879 --> 02:17:56,239
the meantime, Vinnie Caravella and I are still playing through

2942
02:17:56,280 --> 02:17:59,040
both campaigns for Utilal Warhammer three. Mike and Vinnie saved

2943
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the World, Mike and Vini destroy the world. The latter

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2950
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2951
02:18:19,559 --> 02:18:20,840
do you have going on in the meantime?

2952
02:18:21,680 --> 02:18:26,959
Speaker 2: Streaming most mondays when I can uh and posting really

2953
02:18:27,040 --> 02:18:29,360
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2954
02:18:29,479 --> 02:18:31,920
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2955
02:18:32,479 --> 02:18:35,079
Speaker 3: Johnbum dot com? Very excited after our game with the

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02:18:35,120 --> 02:18:37,399
year stuff two, get back in the swing of things

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02:18:37,440 --> 02:18:39,799
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So check us out there. Cool.

2959
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Speaker 1: I'm basically here forward facing stuff. We don't really have

2960
02:18:48,600 --> 02:18:51,920
any other news, any other housekeeping things. I don't think. Yeah,

2961
02:18:51,959 --> 02:18:55,639
if you're I guess I don't know beginning of them. Yeah, yeah,

2962
02:18:55,799 --> 02:18:57,600
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I guess it's a beginning of a new year. If

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02:18:59,079 --> 02:19:00,520
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2967
02:19:07,639 --> 02:19:09,239
you don't need to be a patron to watch Knievel.

2968
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But I will also plug Resident Knievel because uh where not?

2969
02:19:13,479 --> 02:19:17,120
When does Residue? Will Requiem come out? That? Yeah?

2970
02:19:17,559 --> 02:19:18,879
Speaker 3: Soon? I'm very excited.

2971
02:19:19,000 --> 02:19:21,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't wait. The last two The first person

2972
02:19:21,719 --> 02:19:23,600
era has been good so far. I can't wait for this.

2973
02:19:25,120 --> 02:19:25,360
Speaker 3: Mary.

2974
02:19:25,399 --> 02:19:28,600
Speaker 1: We'll need to jump on that forel.

2975
02:19:28,239 --> 02:19:32,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm excited about any Resident Evil and the last

2976
02:19:32,760 --> 02:19:36,079
two games have been such bangers like I have high

2977
02:19:36,120 --> 02:19:37,280
expectations now.

2978
02:19:37,360 --> 02:19:39,639
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't wait. All right, Well, we'll be back

2979
02:19:39,680 --> 02:19:43,040
in two weeks with more fire Escape. Until then, see ya.

2980
02:19:43,959 --> 02:19:47,159
A Happy New Year, Happy New Year.

2981
02:19:48,559 --> 02:19:49,760
Speaker 2: You didn't say it excited?

2982
02:19:51,079 --> 02:19:53,200
Speaker 3: Happy New Year?

2983
02:19:53,520 --> 02:19:59,920
Speaker 1: Yep? Fuckos? How's that? Mary? Okay? Missus critical pants, missus

2984
02:20:00,120 --> 02:20:02,479
missus missus smellie P.

2985
02:20:04,120 --> 02:20:04,840
Speaker 2: You love it?

2986
02:20:05,639 --> 02:20:06,639
Speaker 1: Can I come over that.

2987
02:20:11,079 --> 02:20:11,280
Speaker 3: Cut?

2988
02:20:11,280 --> 02:20:18,120
Speaker 1: The you have a jar and the jar drink out

2989
02:20:18,159 --> 02:20:23,920
of a jar? Oh my god, jar of your asparagus?

2990
02:20:23,920 --> 02:20:26,040
P shows up? Amanda's Amanda would be.

2991
02:20:26,040 --> 02:20:29,639
Speaker 2: Uh, would be the end of our friendship.

2992
02:20:33,040 --> 02:20:45,360
Speaker 1: H h h h m hm hm