Speaker 1: To start off the Minnesota Goodbye with an email from
Speaker 1: somebody who they wrote before because they have I Love
Speaker 1: Dave Ryan license plates. Do you remember that? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: which is the most flattering thing that anybody has ever
Speaker 1: done for me, because it was like that you could
Speaker 1: get anything you want to and she got I Love
Speaker 1: Dave Ryan license plates. So we're gonna move her email
Speaker 1: to the front of the stack here, and she says,
Speaker 1: I forgot to ask if I can have a staff
Speaker 1: writer sticker, since you know I was on the Minnesota
Speaker 1: Goodbye and I got to be on the radio. And absolutely,
Speaker 1: I will take a picture of this and I will
Speaker 1: send it to staff writer Brie. She was also the
Speaker 1: one you, guys, I don't know if you remember that
Speaker 1: made the Cribbage's Lit T shirt. Do you remember is Lit?
Speaker 2: That's the person who has I Love Dave Bryan on there. Yeah, Okay,
Speaker 2: I was confused if you're talking about Brie or this? Okay, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I remember that.
Speaker 1: So thank you, guys, very I love you for that one. Anyway.
Speaker 1: She says, love you all so much. I know you
Speaker 1: guys get a ton of this. Although I love it.
Speaker 1: Miss fallon the New Crew is actually my favorite in
Speaker 1: the history of the Dave Ryan Show. Very sweet and
Speaker 1: I've listened since you started, way back when milk was
Speaker 1: only a nickel. That's funny. Now think about that because
Speaker 1: people loved Fallon and she says, this new crew is
Speaker 1: actually the favorite in the history of the Dave Ryan Show. Wow,
Speaker 1: let that sink in. Let that sink in. That's a
Speaker 1: big statement. Yeah, don't take that lightly. That's that you
Speaker 1: don't just say that.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: She goes on to break it down, name by name. Dave,
Speaker 1: You'll always be one of my favorite people in the
Speaker 1: whole world. And even though I don't know you personally,
Speaker 1: I feel like I do. We are besties. I think
Speaker 1: that the thing is that you heard us talk so
Speaker 1: much about everything from Alison to Carson, to Susan to
Speaker 1: Josie to the banging the nerf ball that you know
Speaker 1: we Yeah, I share things with you that I would
Speaker 1: only share my friends. Do you hear the latest thing
Speaker 1: that I banged?
Speaker 3: What does the latest thing that you banged?
Speaker 1: Dave? Nothing are nothing for you?
Speaker 4: Laugh or.
Speaker 2: Go on?
Speaker 3: How many years laughing?
Speaker 1: It's been so long.
Speaker 3: It's just awful.
Speaker 2: But don't you get to a point where you're just
Speaker 2: tired and you're kind of like, nah, I don't really care.
Speaker 3: Anyways, not all the time. I mean, I guess maybe
Speaker 3: there are.
Speaker 1: Times I'll be honest with you. Once in a while,
Speaker 1: when we get into bed at night, I would just
Speaker 1: be like, I'm gonna I'm gonna just just go to town.
Speaker 1: I'm going to like, right now, let's get into bed.
Speaker 1: Let's right now. And now we don't even sleep in
Speaker 1: the same room, but I will walk by her bed
Speaker 1: on my way to my bed. Once in a while,
Speaker 1: I come out of the bathroom and go in whatever,
Speaker 1: and I'll be like, should I just jump in there
Speaker 1: and get some of that? Yeah, this sounds exhausting. No,
Speaker 1: it always sounds exhausting.
Speaker 3: So you're part of the problem.
Speaker 1: No question. Yeah, yeah, no question. But she also does
Speaker 1: nothing to encourage it.
Speaker 2: So I feel like, as you get a little bit older,
Speaker 2: nighttime sucks is the worst kind of sucks because you're
Speaker 2: just tired and you want to go to bed trying
Speaker 2: to fuck around. Literally like it's kind of like, nah,
Speaker 2: I'm good sleeping. Yeah, Like I think I've I've come
Speaker 2: into life now of more of a morning sex person.
Speaker 3: Obviously not before the morning.
Speaker 2: Show that'd be wild, but like weekends, it's like that's
Speaker 2: more the time that works for us now.
Speaker 1: Back in my day, when I was in my twenties,
Speaker 1: that was my favorite time too. You wake up on
Speaker 1: a Friday, Saturday or Sunday morning and you'd kind of
Speaker 1: like tussle tussle there. You'd tussle a little bit and
Speaker 1: it was always kind of fun, and you'd stop and
Speaker 1: talk for a little bit and you'd be like, Okay, well,
Speaker 1: what do you want to do today, Let's.
Speaker 3: Go get a coffee.
Speaker 1: Yeah, back then people didn't go get a coffee.
Speaker 3: That's true. That was really start Box wasn't around quite. Yeah,
Speaker 3: going to.
Speaker 1: Get a coffee was not a thing back when I
Speaker 1: was in my in my twenties.
Speaker 3: What about favorite cinemon roll?
Speaker 4: Could you go and get?
Speaker 3: I guess say, let's go get cinnamon roll?
Speaker 1: No, you know where you went. You went to McDonald's.
Speaker 1: It's like, go to McDonald's, let's go get an egg McMuffin. Huh, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you didn't go get a cinnamon roll, not that I remember. Anyway,
Speaker 1: She goes on with Jenny. You are beautiful and not
Speaker 1: like Jenny pretty but even prettier, like legitimately gorgeous inside
Speaker 1: and out.
Speaker 3: That's very sweet, thank you.
Speaker 1: I yeah, Bailey. Although Dave hates the random singing, I
Speaker 1: fucking love it. And all your different accents are on point.
Speaker 1: Thank you. Let's do that's my Viking accent.
Speaker 4: That's my Cockney accent. One day I'm going to get
Speaker 4: put in a play Mary Poppins. Oh, I'm a one
Speaker 4: man band.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 4: Newspapers for sale, Oh, come and get your newspapers.
Speaker 1: Did you know that in Mary Poppins they Dick Van
Speaker 1: Dyke's accent, which we totally believe when we were a kid. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I don't know a Cockney accent. I guess it
Speaker 1: was so bad that people are like that is the
Speaker 1: worst accent in film history. Yes, I knew that.
Speaker 4: I know that, and I like to be in that
Speaker 4: same boat. Uh.
Speaker 1: They going to say you are a person I most
Speaker 1: definitely wish I was friends with Vaughan's not here, but
Speaker 1: I will read this anyway. You make me laugh every
Speaker 1: single day without fa I wish you were on more,
Speaker 1: but I do appreciate that you seem to be on
Speaker 1: more than others in your position have been on the past.
Speaker 1: When you do chime in, it's so unexpected and witty.
Speaker 1: You're a riot. I can't get enough of you. I
Speaker 1: would like Vont to be on more, but it, honestly,
Speaker 1: it's kind of hard to fit four people on the show.
Speaker 1: He really is a little bit and a lot of
Speaker 1: time Vont is busy in the other room.
Speaker 3: That's kind of like.
Speaker 2: Our customer service person for the morning show, so like
Speaker 2: he's answering phone calls or doing like a lot of
Speaker 2: things behind the scene that he's just like not able
Speaker 2: to always be on the mic. But we do get
Speaker 2: him on as often as we can.
Speaker 1: Honestly, yeah, we do, and we would love to get
Speaker 1: him on more, but a lot of the time it
Speaker 1: just doesn't always work out. So but noted and Desiree,
Speaker 1: thank you so much. I love the love, the email
Speaker 1: and the positivity. Thank you, Morning show. I'm catching up
Speaker 1: on the Minnesota Goodbye. I'm sorry to make sure what's
Speaker 1: the date on this one? Okay, written yesterday. I'm waiting
Speaker 1: in the lobby of the local car dealership, waiting for
Speaker 1: my cars oil change to be on Bailey. A while ago,
Speaker 1: you mentioned JK Rowling in the Harry Potter series. I
Speaker 1: just finished a podcast about this and I thought i'd share.
Speaker 1: It's called the Which Trials of JK. Rowling. I've never
Speaker 1: read any of the books, and I've only seen about
Speaker 1: half the movies. I heard of a recommendation on another
Speaker 1: podcast I listened to, and I thought it was very
Speaker 1: well done. Now, as I've never been the receiver or
Speaker 1: giver of extra care of this extra Okay, let me
Speaker 1: start over. I've never been the giver or receiver of
Speaker 1: this extracurricular activity. When you talk about darting and licking,
Speaker 1: do you dart your tongue fully inside the butthole or
Speaker 1: more playfully just darted around the rim?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, definitely goes inside the butthole. Because the licking is
Speaker 1: around the outside, then the dart goes inside the butthole.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Dave is the only one who can answer that.
Speaker 2: He's the dart liquor on No. I read it, I
Speaker 2: read it byers, read it in church. I heard it
Speaker 2: we heard in church. Oh, I heard.
Speaker 3: Phrases that come from is that Bible.
Speaker 4: Books? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Which Bible phrases that I see? I always called it
Speaker 3: sixty n s. But you just followed the Book of Dick. Okay,
Speaker 3: I did sixty nine?
Speaker 1: Are you going to call that the podcast is going
Speaker 1: to be called Dick sixty nine. Potentially get a colon
Speaker 1: like Dick sixty.
Speaker 4: Nine sixty nine, but then it would have to be
Speaker 4: like verse one through five or something.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 1: Okay, cad Randomly, she said, I think Kiwi's are underrated
Speaker 1: fruit and they don't get enough love. I love how
Speaker 1: random that is. I mean, I agree, I think kiwis
Speaker 1: are difficult to eat. They're not the easiest going to
Speaker 1: peel the fuzzy wrapper off, yes, and then there's a pit, right,
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 4: I mean you can eat the pit. It's not really
Speaker 4: a pit, it's just the inside. It's not as like delicious,
Speaker 4: but you have to, like, I mean, you don't just
Speaker 4: eat a kiwi like you would an apple.
Speaker 3: You have to like cut it.
Speaker 1: Well because it's got the fuzzy stuff on the outside.
Speaker 3: Well yeah that so once you peel it, you still
Speaker 3: have to cut it.
Speaker 4: Like you could eat it like an apple, but it's wet,
Speaker 4: so like, why would you do that? Why would you
Speaker 4: do that?
Speaker 1: Why Dave are you and Susan still in the house?
Speaker 4: Hu?
Speaker 1: I feel like we haven't heard about in a while.
Speaker 1: Love you guys have a great week. The house Hunt
Speaker 1: I come in and I tell Bailey and Jenny about it.
Speaker 1: We would like a house on a lake. We cannot
Speaker 1: find a house on a lake that every time we do.
Speaker 1: Every time we look at a house on a lake,
Speaker 1: it's either garbage that needs to be updated. It's weirdly.
Speaker 1: A lot of people that are, you know, like design
Speaker 1: a house on a lake. They are not good designers.
Speaker 1: So we found one house that we liked, but it
Speaker 1: had a bar in the living room. Now, usually you
Speaker 1: have a bar in your basement, found in the wreck
Speaker 1: rumor cave man cave or whatever. This one had a
Speaker 1: bar in the living room. Now, just imagine you're in
Speaker 1: your living room. Look over in the corner there's a
Speaker 1: full bar with a sink and a fridge. What the
Speaker 1: fuck were they thinking? I sound like Juanita. It was
Speaker 1: just out of place. It was like it'd be like
Speaker 1: having a jacuzzi in your living room. It doesn't belong there.
Speaker 2: There's no way that was the only part of the house,
Speaker 2: or other things like you can change that for sure.
Speaker 1: Or everything is too expensive, or everything that we like
Speaker 1: get snapped up right away.
Speaker 4: So you an you want on a lake, are you
Speaker 4: like only specifically looking at Lake Minnetonka or would you
Speaker 4: be open to other.
Speaker 1: Lake Minatonka is very pricey. Sure, you literally will pay
Speaker 1: probably fifty percent. Maybe it depends on the price range
Speaker 1: more just because you're on Lake Minnetonka, because it is
Speaker 1: the most desirable lake.
Speaker 3: Medicine Lake is pretty nice.
Speaker 1: Medicine Lake is fine. Here's I think what the difference is.
Speaker 1: Medicine Lake is beautiful, but there's no restaurants on Medicine Lake.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And so when you have Fletchers and you have Maynards
Speaker 1: and you're out with your friends and you can like,
Speaker 1: you know, like, hey, do you want to go to
Speaker 1: Fletchers And you pull up at Fletchers, Yeah, and you
Speaker 1: have your you know, waffle fries with seasoned sour cream
Speaker 1: and wings. So good you get back on your boat.
Speaker 1: So yeah. In medicine, I mean, let's face it, Lake
Speaker 1: Minnetonka is scenic, and it's full of little channels and
Speaker 1: little back bays and it's it is the and the
Speaker 1: houses on Lake Minnetonka. You can spend a day just
Speaker 1: just driving around looking the houses on Lake Minnetaka. So
Speaker 1: love you guys, have a great week. That is from Katie.
Speaker 3: Thanks Katie off here.
Speaker 1: Next one, this came in yesterday, and this is from
Speaker 1: a guy that I met a couple of times. His
Speaker 1: name is Lewis, and Lewis is not what you would
Speaker 1: expect to be a typical listener of the show. He's
Speaker 1: a black guy, probably thirty five years old. He's way
Speaker 1: too hip looking to think that I am somebody to
Speaker 1: hang out with. But we love each other. You met
Speaker 1: him because he came to the van we were getting
Speaker 1: picked up after Boo Bash.
Speaker 3: I just thought those were just random people talked to you.
Speaker 1: As Lewis and his brother and some woman that was
Speaker 1: along with him. So Lewis is like, you know, super
Speaker 1: cool and hip, but he's nerdy enough to like my show.
Speaker 1: So he he came up to me at a book
Speaker 1: signing at Barnes and Noble and he's like, man, I
Speaker 1: love you. I love when you do Rappers to Light.
Speaker 1: So we sat there in Barnes and Noble and we
Speaker 1: did Rappers to Light and then we did it outside
Speaker 1: the bar and I think he was a little bit
Speaker 1: drunk too, and we did Rappers to Light again.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So anyway, so Lewis writes, and he says best part.
Speaker 1: So he talked about the Gary Spivey costume. He says,
Speaker 1: best part about this, As long as I've watched your show,
Speaker 1: I've never looked up what Gary Spivey looked like. So
Speaker 1: when I realized the next day that you were dressed
Speaker 1: as Gary Spivey, I thought, this is why we love Dave.
Speaker 1: He's genius. Thanks you guys for all you do. That
Speaker 1: is from Lewis. I don't know if Lewis listens to
Speaker 1: the Minnesota Goodbye, but Lewis is super cool and we
Speaker 1: could hang out. We probably never will, but we could
Speaker 1: hang out.
Speaker 3: Probably.
Speaker 2: I will say it's probably your best costume we've ever
Speaker 2: done for any of our Boo bashes.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was just so spot on. He looked like Gary.
Speaker 2: It just it fit you.
Speaker 3: I loved it. I loved it.
Speaker 1: Thank you. You know what. I really appreciate that because
Speaker 1: it was just like, oh, that'd be fun. Address it's
Speaker 1: Gary Spivey, because nobody else is going to be Gary Spivey. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Here we go with another one. It's actually for on
Speaker 1: the radio, so we won't do that one here it's
Speaker 1: a birthday shout out. But here is somebody who let's
Speaker 1: see if there's another one catching up on old episodes.
Speaker 1: Tell me if we read this one. Okay, And I
Speaker 1: heard the person talk about the Office Ladies podcast. That's
Speaker 1: one of my favorite podcasts and it's what got me
Speaker 1: started and listening to podcasts in general, especially TV rewatch podcasts. Yes,
Speaker 1: the emailer said they wish there was a podcast rewatch
Speaker 1: for parks and rec there is.
Speaker 3: We have read that, we have read that we have
Speaker 3: all this one.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, A lot of people are recommending Office Ladies
Speaker 4: to me, and I should start it, But then I
Speaker 4: always feel like I should listened or watch The Office
Speaker 4: as like a companion to it.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it's really cool to find out, like,
Speaker 1: you know, what scene that they had to do over
Speaker 1: and over and what you know they struggled with or whatever.
Speaker 1: This one, I'm pretty sure we have not read. Hey, guys,
Speaker 1: I need to know if I'm crazy or not. I'm
Speaker 1: so nervous my husband is cheating on me, but I
Speaker 1: know he's not. I am four weeks postpartum with baby
Speaker 1: number four, and it's going so well, the best it's
Speaker 1: ever gone. Except my healing from my sea section. I
Speaker 1: feel so worthless. I can't do much around the house
Speaker 1: at all. Does my husband ever make me feel worthless?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: Does he ever complain about doing anything around the house.
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: Do I ever not know where he is? No, he
Speaker 1: shares his location. I have his phone pass code. And
Speaker 1: he works so much and comes home right after. He
Speaker 1: takes great care of the older kids when he's home
Speaker 1: and make sure I get a shower every night, and
Speaker 1: helps around the house more than he used to. And
Speaker 1: he works sixty hours a week. I think I'm feeling
Speaker 1: self conscious because we obviously can't have sex yet, and
Speaker 1: pair that with feeling lazy since I have to rest
Speaker 1: so much to heal. I've had two infections after the
Speaker 1: sea section. Yikes. Sex is definitely how we feel connected.
Speaker 1: Not having that is so hard for me, and he's
Speaker 1: never pushed it. He knows I need to heal. Basically,
Speaker 1: he's the best, and I'm still nervous. What's wrong with me?
Speaker 1: I don't know what I want from sending this email.
Speaker 1: Maybe just to get it off my chest.
Speaker 3: I can I chime in quick? Please?
Speaker 1: I don't have what's saying.
Speaker 2: I'm an anxious human and I've just learned a lot
Speaker 2: about how the anxious brain works in the last year
Speaker 2: because of trying to solve my own anxiety. But girl,
Speaker 2: you just got done given birth. Your hormones are all
Speaker 2: over the place and messes with your head too, And
Speaker 2: when you might not feel anxious, but anxiety does a
Speaker 2: thing where it has you jumping to crazy conclusions that
Speaker 2: you have no reason to jump to. But a huge
Speaker 2: thing after having children is that your hormones, your brain,
Speaker 2: it's kind of all over the place. And so I
Speaker 2: think you're just like a little bit more paranoid at
Speaker 2: this moment because of all these changes that have just
Speaker 2: happened in your life. So I don't think you're not crazy.
Speaker 2: We're thinking how you think at all. I just think, like, genuinely,
Speaker 2: your brain is kind of a little all over the
Speaker 2: place right now because of giving birth.
Speaker 3: Mashed cabbage is your brain. So be kind to yourself. Yeah,
Speaker 3: in a good way. Be kind to yourself. You just
Speaker 3: gave you just birthed a human.
Speaker 1: I can see the frustration though, because I think that
Speaker 1: it's like, hey, you want to bond and you want
Speaker 1: to have sex, but after a C section, that is
Speaker 1: a serious I mean, there's so common you don't realize
Speaker 1: how serious of an operation procedure. They are Susan had
Speaker 1: two and they are not like, oh well, just a
Speaker 1: little slice and take the baby out. No, it is
Speaker 1: it is a it's like you open they do and
Speaker 1: it's like a deep it is deep into the body.
Speaker 1: It's not just right there. So anyway, good luck and
Speaker 1: thank you for writing. And you know, if you run
Speaker 1: to write something just to get it off your chest,
Speaker 1: we welcome that. To send your emails to Ryan's show
Speaker 1: at KDWB dot com. Maybe there's something like I can't
Speaker 1: believe they haven't talked about this TALKO. Send us, you know,
Speaker 1: a thought, send us something to bring up because we
Speaker 1: love your ideas. And if you send something and we
Speaker 1: read it, and we would love to send you a
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