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Speaker 2: I guy sitting next to a woman at a bar say,
Speaker 2: would you have sex with me for a million dollars?
Speaker 3: She said yes? Would you have sex with me for
Speaker 3: twenty dollars? She says no?
Speaker 2: Who do you think I am? Well, that's already been established.
Speaker 2: Now we're just dealing with the price.
Speaker 4: Got a little.
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Speaker 1: Here's Bill Handle.
Speaker 3: And good morning everybody. Bill Handle.
Speaker 2: Here. It is a Thursday morning, August twenty two, and
Speaker 2: from Memorial Days coming up August, I know September two, right,
Speaker 2: so that's next weekend, and of course on Monday I
Speaker 2: take off. Neil, are you working on Memorial Day?
Speaker 4: I am, but in for Gary and Shannon that whole
Speaker 4: week with my dear friend Marla teez yea from Fox eleven.
Speaker 4: So we'll be doing that whole week together. Excellent and
Speaker 4: looking forward to it. She's fantastic. She is good. She
Speaker 4: is good.
Speaker 3: Amy. Is are you working Memorial Day?
Speaker 5: Well? I did work Memorial Day, but I am not
Speaker 5: working Labor Day.
Speaker 3: Oh that's it, Labor Day, not Memorial Day. I always
Speaker 3: get the too confused, and you are not working labor day.
Speaker 5: No, the heather worker is going to be in front.
Speaker 2: Oh good okay, con Oh, of course you're working, and
Speaker 2: of course you're working.
Speaker 3: It's it's a food chain issue, all right. Let me
Speaker 3: say hello, how.
Speaker 4: About it's a dedication to their job issue. Oh please
Speaker 4: being part of the team.
Speaker 3: Oh please, that's that's vomitous. Leave me alone. Okay, good morning, Cono,
Speaker 3: No exactly what. You're not working?
Speaker 4: No, it's not a good morning. Just just put me down.
Speaker 3: I didn't put you down.
Speaker 2: Food that is decided that the lower wrung people have
Speaker 2: to work.
Speaker 3: No, I'm not in plying that. I'm saying that it's
Speaker 3: a fact.
Speaker 4: Let's all, let's all revolt this morning. No one say
Speaker 4: hi to him, no one say good morning.
Speaker 2: He gets it doesn't matter. I can fill it in
Speaker 2: and good morning, Good morning.
Speaker 3: Mill, good morning Bill.
Speaker 2: Uh that's fine, Amy, that's uh. She's not so. She
Speaker 2: feels pretty good about it. Yeah, so that works out
Speaker 2: fair enough. Okay, where are we going today? Well, we
Speaker 2: had the DNC last night. It was really good. I'm
Speaker 2: really I love the ramping up now of what's going
Speaker 2: on to the Democrats and the Republicans, because now it's
Speaker 2: a real good fight.
Speaker 3: Now it is just terrific. But Joe Biden, it was
Speaker 3: kicking a dog.
Speaker 2: It was just actually basically kicking a dead horse that
Speaker 2: you know, As much as I hate to say it,
Speaker 2: and I thought, in many ways, Joe Biden did an
Speaker 2: excellent job and a real public servant and a great guy.
Speaker 2: I believe that politically, whether you agree with him or not,
Speaker 2: he is a decent guy, to say the least. So
Speaker 2: now it's a real fight. Now it's gonna be fun.
Speaker 2: All right, what else is going on? We're gonna talk today.
Speaker 2: We got Mo Kelly of course, as we finish the show,
Speaker 2: Joel Larsgard, and we're gonna speak with Joel about a
Speaker 2: bunch of things.
Speaker 3: I like Thursdays. Thursdays are fun. All right, let's do it.
Speaker 3: It's time.
Speaker 2: I keep on looking at my clock on the screen,
Speaker 2: and it stopped working in five twenty seven, So it's
Speaker 2: gonna be five twenty seven the whole morning.
Speaker 5: Does that mean?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I think so? All right, so let's do it.
Speaker 4: We were talking this morning and Bill's all, I go, man,
Speaker 4: we gotta get ready. He goes, it's like five thirty.
Speaker 4: I go No, it's not sixh one.
Speaker 2: There was a little it's five twenty seven, thirty seven
Speaker 2: at thirty seven seconds.
Speaker 3: All right, let's do it, guys.
Speaker 2: It's time for Handle on the News on this Thursday
Speaker 2: morning at five twenty seven with Amy and Neil and
Speaker 2: me lead story.
Speaker 4: He was.
Speaker 3: Last night.
Speaker 2: I thought that the Democratic Convention was kind of neat.
Speaker 4: It was.
Speaker 2: It just continues to be a party. I'll talk more
Speaker 2: about that coming up at seven o'clock. But the big
Speaker 2: anticipation was, of course Tim Walls, was he going to
Speaker 2: make it through his introduction on this level of a
Speaker 2: political stage.
Speaker 3: He's never had him. It's about as big as it gets.
Speaker 2: I give him an a minus maybe even a He
Speaker 2: struck home, wasn't too long, didn't go on interminately like
Speaker 2: Bill Clinton's speech that.
Speaker 3: Went on and on and on.
Speaker 2: It was Oprah Winfrey was spectacular because she was short.
Speaker 3: To the point.
Speaker 2: So some went on Michelle Obama the night before great speech.
Speaker 2: Barack Obama went on and on and on. So it
Speaker 2: was good last night, and I'm going to talk about that.
Speaker 2: Stevie Wonder was there, you know, trying to figure out
Speaker 2: where the stage was, hoping he didn't fall off, so
Speaker 2: there was a lot of fun with Stevie Wonder. I
Speaker 2: think he is absolutely spectacular to see him in person,
Speaker 2: the guy is scary, brilliant.
Speaker 3: He is so good and all.
Speaker 2: We're going to talk a lot more about all of
Speaker 2: this coming up at seven o'clock.
Speaker 5: First a Democrat, then an independent, will it be Republican next?
Speaker 3: Robert F.
Speaker 5: Kennedy Junior is reportedly about to end his campaign for president.
Speaker 5: He's running as an independent. As I mentioned, he started
Speaker 5: as a Democrat then switched. Well, now they're saying that
Speaker 5: there's a good chance that he's going to endorse former
Speaker 5: President Trump.
Speaker 3: It's sort of a given.
Speaker 4: Why is that a given?
Speaker 2: Because the reports are there's too many reports that are
Speaker 2: saying that he's doing it.
Speaker 3: There's no denial on his side at all.
Speaker 2: He won't deny or confirm, which of course instantly means
Speaker 2: confirmation and the.
Speaker 4: Entire nation of Democrats. Why didn't you go back to
Speaker 4: the report?
Speaker 3: Are you ready for this?
Speaker 2: There are reports out there which are also not refuted,
Speaker 2: that he went to the Harris Walls campaign for exactly this.
Speaker 2: You give me an important post in the government in
Speaker 2: the new administration, I will endorse you. And according to
Speaker 2: this was I think both the CNN and ABC said
Speaker 2: that the Harris Walls campaign wouldn't even respond, didn't even respond,
Speaker 2: and you've got the Trump campaign saying yep.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 2: Jd Vance said that Kennedy is not being offered a
Speaker 2: cabinet position. He'll just be out there endorsing Donald Trump
Speaker 2: because he believes in Donald Trump, which of course everybody
Speaker 2: knows is a complete croc.
Speaker 3: So we'll see.
Speaker 2: Denio on both sides. Oh no, oh no, he endorses Trump,
Speaker 2: Trump wins. Do you think he's not going to get
Speaker 2: a cabinet position.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but a cabinet position with Trump is just a paycheck.
Speaker 4: Trump has all the power.
Speaker 2: Well yeah, and he takes it, but it depends on
Speaker 2: which one. For example, if Trump doesn't care Department of Transportation,
Speaker 2: Trump doesn't get a damn he goes. Yeah, he just
Speaker 2: do whatever you want, postmaster general. That's generally the case,
Speaker 2: you do whatever you want commerce. It's the stuff that
Speaker 2: he really cares about. And you're absolutely right. I'll tell
Speaker 2: you what he doesn't have is a communications director. The
Speaker 2: communication director pulls a paycheck. The press office pulls a paycheck.
Speaker 2: Because Trump knows far more about what the messaging than
Speaker 2: anybody could hire.
Speaker 3: Just ask him.
Speaker 2: And in many cases, by the way, he is absolutely
Speaker 2: right to promote the Trump message. There is nobody out
Speaker 2: there that can promote his message the.
Speaker 3: Way he does.
Speaker 2: Where you have all the other candidates listening to their
Speaker 2: consultants and advisors, everybody, here's my message, How do I
Speaker 2: promote it?
Speaker 3: And what guys do I put it? How do I
Speaker 3: portray it? And Trump doesn't ask that question, he just.
Speaker 4: Does another side note, because you're a historian. Did Hitler
Speaker 4: have a communications director?
Speaker 3: I don't think ye.
Speaker 2: Well, he had a propaganda minister, Joseph Goebbels, who was
Speaker 2: incorporated in what Goebels did the Department of proper Ganda.
Speaker 2: That propaganda minister was a communications director, and Goebels was
Speaker 2: I mean, the guy invented this entire process press releases
Speaker 2: that cloaking the Hitler regime in language that would be
Speaker 2: the most palatable to the most Germans and using fear
Speaker 2: and hate. You know, I'm not saying that what Trump
Speaker 2: is doing is what Goebbels did to some extent, everybody
Speaker 2: does you know where they concentrate on communications far more than.
Speaker 3: They did before.
Speaker 2: But you know, it used to be that people didn't
Speaker 2: even ever see a president. There'd be a statement handed
Speaker 2: out State of the Union. Wasn't in front of anybody,
Speaker 2: it was just a letter written to Congress.
Speaker 3: I mean, it's it's a very different world, all right.
Speaker 4: A lot of movement in Rancho Palos Verdes. They're dealing
Speaker 4: with that landslide situation. So they're looking at the land
Speaker 4: movement from a larger slide plane than was previously reported.
Speaker 4: So they have their geologists come out and they have
Speaker 4: done model after model, and it looks like the landslide
Speaker 4: is twice as deep as what had been modeled before.
Speaker 4: So they have kind of like two different shifting circumstances
Speaker 4: going on. One is slowing down and one is accelerating.
Speaker 4: And this obviously is highly problematic for the city.
Speaker 2: Good real estate prices in Portuguese Bend. You were able
Speaker 2: to grab just a premiere lot, especially hilltop lot, which
Speaker 2: may not be a hilltop lot the next several months,
Speaker 2: but still great prices to be had.
Speaker 4: One and all moving towards Portugal.
Speaker 5: Yes, that's scary though, because you just, I mean, what
Speaker 5: do you do. There's nobody who has to pay for it.
Speaker 5: You just lose that property value.
Speaker 2: What do you do when you've bought a fourteen million dollar.
Speaker 3: House on the beach in Malibu?
Speaker 2: Of course, you know, two bedroom, one bath, six hundred
Speaker 2: square foot house that went for fourteen million dollars and
Speaker 2: all of a sudden, because of global warming, you have
Speaker 2: no beachfront anymore.
Speaker 3: What do you do with that?
Speaker 4: You have to do? Yeah, what what does global warming
Speaker 4: have to do with your beachfront property?
Speaker 2: Because global warming is it was a reference to what
Speaker 2: can you do if it's a slide?
Speaker 3: Nothing?
Speaker 2: And then I refer to because of global warming, water,
Speaker 2: the water table, the water level, we'll sea level is increasing,
Speaker 2: is getting higher and glow, and you have beachfront property
Speaker 2: that is disappearing. You see the connection there. I put
Speaker 2: this one, I put all together. I refuse to have
Speaker 2: you say that I was off. I was digressing on
Speaker 2: that one.
Speaker 4: That was perfect. Yes, sir, got good school as always,
Speaker 4: mister Trump, thank you.
Speaker 5: Any new supply issue A Canada's two major freight railroads
Speaker 5: have shut down their operations. That locks out nine thousand
Speaker 5: members of the Teamsters union who operate the tree trains
Speaker 5: and could be a big blow to both the Canadian
Speaker 5: and US economies because nearly a third of the freight
Speaker 5: handled by those two railroads cross into the US and
Speaker 5: could affect agriculture, autos, home building, energy depends on how
Speaker 5: long the shutdown lasts.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and Canada is our biggest trading partner.
Speaker 2: We don't often talk about that. And what makes this
Speaker 2: one unusual. This isn't the union shutting it down. This
Speaker 2: is management shutting it down and saying, Okay, you guys
Speaker 2: don't want to talk. We're having an altercation. We're having
Speaker 2: some discussions as to new contracts. Tell you what we're
Speaker 2: going to shut down the railroad until you come to
Speaker 2: the table.
Speaker 3: Ooh, that you don't see very often.
Speaker 4: All right, Three things, Keep your neighborhoods safe, keep the
Speaker 4: potholes filled, and keep let out of the water. Not
Speaker 4: too difficult. Tapwater in Los Angeles' Watts neighborhood was found
Speaker 4: to have lead a new study release just yesterday, leaving
Speaker 4: residents obviously concerned. This is what the problem is. The
Speaker 4: study was commissioned by Better Watts Initiative. They are the
Speaker 4: ones that found the lead in the tap water samples
Speaker 4: in single family homes. But these pipes haven't been changed
Speaker 4: out since nineteen eighty five. They've been trying to get
Speaker 4: for years just to get a study done, and now
Speaker 4: get it done. Health experts say that the most at
Speaker 4: risk are pregnant women, kids and the like, and it's
Speaker 4: a massive shame on Los Angeles that that's happening.
Speaker 2: Well, when you talk about it, haven't been changed in
Speaker 2: nineteen eighty five. The piping the water system here in
Speaker 2: Los Angeles was put in the turn of last century.
Speaker 2: There are pipes that are over way over one hundred
Speaker 2: years old, and the lifespan of those is less than
Speaker 2: one hundred years and.
Speaker 4: The other eighty We just had ours replaced twenty thousand
Speaker 4: dollars to have the pipe from the house to the street.
Speaker 2: And people certainly can't afford that if you're living in
Speaker 2: Watts you know, which is a pretty poor.
Speaker 4: Area of the city. Also to afford it. Pardon, I
Speaker 4: couldn't afford.
Speaker 2: It, I understand, But in reality, you you did, you
Speaker 2: were I might have to say I had to sell
Speaker 2: my good kidney. Oh good for you, well said, okay,
Speaker 2: Well that's okay, cono, that's that's a promo right there. Okay,
Speaker 2: I had to sell my good kidney because I couldn't
Speaker 2: afford it.
Speaker 3: Excellent well said.
Speaker 2: Also, we point out that the number the amount of
Speaker 2: lead that can be in the drinking water as in
Speaker 2: terms of safety is zero. Now everything else, you know,
Speaker 2: for example, fecal man are in processed food, one in
Speaker 2: several hundred million is allowed by law, and you don't
Speaker 2: pay attention rat crap on top of cans or in
Speaker 2: the you know, in coke, in soft drinks, you're allowed
Speaker 2: to have X number of parts per million or per
Speaker 2: billion with lead zero zero.
Speaker 3: It is that dangerous.
Speaker 5: You are on your own when you go into the water,
Speaker 5: or you may soon be so I'm not sure if
Speaker 5: you're aware. But the Shark Lab at cal State Long
Speaker 5: Beach has been tagging sharks and monitoring them for quite
Speaker 5: a while along the southern California coast. The sharks are
Speaker 5: then or the shark Lab is alerted if a shark
Speaker 5: is nearby, and then they can put out the word
Speaker 5: that they're sharks. Here's the problem. The shark Lab has
Speaker 5: lost its state funding in the latest round of budget cuts,
Speaker 5: and if they don't raise five hundred dollars in private
Speaker 5: funds by the end of September, the shark monitoring system will.
Speaker 2: End ooh and that you know, you think that'd be
Speaker 2: fairly valuable. I mean, I don't care because I don't
Speaker 2: go to the beach, but uh, matter of fact, sure,
Speaker 2: let's take away their money.
Speaker 3: I'd say, you know, there are a lot of people
Speaker 3: that go to the beach.
Speaker 2: Did they even take away the money for the loudspeakers
Speaker 2: that played the theme from Jaws whenever a shark is
Speaker 2: spotted on the beach?
Speaker 4: Wouldn't I did?
Speaker 3: Yeah, wouldn't that be terrific?
Speaker 4: They did. Now they just have an obol player who
Speaker 4: does it by himself. It's horrible. No speaker, nothing. Uh.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So police had to step in a couple of times
Speaker 4: during protests over the conventions first two days to arrest
Speaker 4: dozens of people. But last night about a thousand people
Speaker 4: demonstrated and marched peacefully against the war in Gaza. And
Speaker 4: it you know, it's mostly like there was families and
Speaker 4: so this one was peaceful last night.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And uh, they wouldn't let a pro Palestinian speaker
Speaker 2: come on to the stage at the Democratic National Convention.
Speaker 2: And keep in mind the opposition to Israel staying in
Speaker 2: Gaza and continuing this war. The opposition is coming from
Speaker 2: the Democratic Party, the real progressive side of the Democratic Party.
Speaker 2: So to not have someone who's pro Palestinian show up
Speaker 2: says a lot.
Speaker 3: And it was. It was peaceful demonstrations out.
Speaker 2: There because there how many were they talking about one
Speaker 2: thousand protests were in Chicago.
Speaker 3: That's that's nobody. And as I said.
Speaker 2: Earlier, the people were looking at the possibility of a
Speaker 2: Chicago nineteen sixty eight Chicago like showdown when in sixty
Speaker 2: eight the Democratic Convention was in Chicago, Chicago and the
Speaker 2: entire city blew up with demonstrators by the tens, if
Speaker 2: not hundreds of thousands. There was anti war demonstrations at
Speaker 2: that time.
Speaker 4: Do you remember the riots in Los Angeles in nineteen
Speaker 4: ninety nine two thousand where you had rage against the
Speaker 4: machine and there was riots downtown in front of the
Speaker 4: Staple Center. And I was out there live. I was
Speaker 4: the only talk show host out there live. I got
Speaker 4: caught up in it, got locked out of the Staple Center,
Speaker 4: and our security was shot with rubber bullets and had
Speaker 4: to be taken to the hospital.
Speaker 2: Now you were shot with Did you get shot with
Speaker 2: a rubber bullet? I know a few people did.
Speaker 4: I got shot at I still have them. I have them.
Speaker 4: I have them right here in front of me in
Speaker 4: a little case. I keep them. They don't use them anymore.
Speaker 4: I'm told I had a baton swung at me, and
Speaker 4: I even showed my press tags, but the they had
Speaker 4: already read the Riot Act. And I tell people this
Speaker 4: all the time. That the La Times came to interview me,
Speaker 4: and because I was on a cell phone, I didn't
Speaker 4: even have a unit with me, because I went kind
Speaker 4: of rogue riding on the back of a ups truck
Speaker 4: to get back and forth. And the LA Times came
Speaker 4: to interview me. And when I told them that the
Speaker 4: riot cops were holding the line and that people were
Speaker 4: throwing bottles of urine and rocks at them, and that
Speaker 4: they basically instigated it, they didn't print any of my
Speaker 4: comments and barely put anything I said in there. Love
Speaker 4: it because they wanted to make the cops out to
Speaker 4: be horrible, horrible humans.
Speaker 3: Now let's talk about someone who was there last night.
Speaker 5: The families of a hostage taken during the October seventh
Speaker 5: attack took center stage at the DNC. The parents of
Speaker 5: twenty three year old American hostage hersh Goldberg Poland were
Speaker 5: on the stage pleading for the release of their son
Speaker 5: and the other people who are being held by Gaza.
Speaker 5: They said, this is a political convention, but needing our
Speaker 5: only son and all of the cheer fish hostages home
Speaker 5: is not a political issue. It's a humanitarian issue.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and that's about as far as they got. And
Speaker 2: they didn't even denounce the war in Gaza. They just
Speaker 2: said we want our son back. And they did give
Speaker 2: the Biden administration big kudos, saying that the Biden administration
Speaker 2: had been working ceaselessly, tirelessly in terms of negotiations, and
Speaker 2: they met with the president several times, were in constant contact.
Speaker 2: So kudos for the Biden administration. And the pro Palestinian
Speaker 2: cause is not a big deal for the Democratic Party.
Speaker 4: It just isn't all right from you know, not very
Speaker 4: important news about Gaza and you know, having people that
Speaker 4: need to be released because they're hostages. Let's move on
Speaker 4: to the important stuff. Beginning today, the fall favorite beverage
Speaker 4: returns to the US menu. Yes, Starbucks brings back the
Speaker 4: PSL the Pumpkin Spice Latte two days earlier than in
Speaker 4: twenty twenty three. So there's some good news that you
Speaker 4: can sink.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and this has become and you've been talking about
Speaker 2: this for years, Neil, but it has become this massive
Speaker 2: story on itself. When Starbucks brings back it's pumpkin spice latte,
Speaker 2: and that's covered all over the country and it's a
Speaker 2: big deal. At what point is that going to be
Speaker 2: a national holiday? Is Pumpkin Spice Latte Day?
Speaker 4: Starbucks is hurting, They'll take They're going to start. It's
Speaker 4: never going to go away.
Speaker 2: Now you think pumpkin spice latte will be there constant,
Speaker 2: I mean forever, it's gonna be on the me have to.
Speaker 4: Do something because they are are not doing as well
Speaker 4: as they once were.
Speaker 3: Hey, I have an idea. How about producing good tasting coffee?
Speaker 3: You think that would help?
Speaker 4: You don't like it to taste burnt?
Speaker 2: No, I don't, well, sort of if I want bit
Speaker 2: or burnt, you know I can do that myself without
Speaker 2: spending five bucks for a cup of coffee.
Speaker 4: Oh no, just standing next to you, well, drinking coffee
Speaker 4: makes it bitter.
Speaker 2: Well, it's a slurp afest. It's slurpiosity.
Speaker 3: I'll grant you that.
Speaker 4: So yeah, So okaybody to go out there and get your.
Speaker 2: Your yes sunken spice latte, and both Neil and I
Speaker 2: have espresso machines. Were a cup of coffee that is better,
Speaker 2: costs every bit of a buck or seventy cents.
Speaker 4: Or three and already what I'm three, I'm three deep already. Yeah,
Speaker 4: there you go.
Speaker 3: And here's mine.
Speaker 2: You know, I am I looking at a cup I
Speaker 2: got It's an insulated cup, my BMW, you know, insulated cup.
Speaker 5: Speaking of moving, another move has been made to get
Speaker 5: people moving on the people Mover at LAX. Four train
Speaker 5: cars have arrived from Pittsburgh. That completes the forty four
Speaker 5: set of cars for the automated people Mover coming to Lax.
Speaker 5: It's going to be a two and two point five
Speaker 5: mile elevated train. It's expected now to open in January
Speaker 5: of twenty twenty six. The original goal was to have
Speaker 5: it open last year.
Speaker 2: Isn't that I'm assuming these cars go from terminal to terminal.
Speaker 2: I've not seen the plants like other airports. You go
Speaker 2: to Las Vegas, for example.
Speaker 5: Las Vegas has a great one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're the peopleless, the non driver people mover.
Speaker 3: Train thing and it works.
Speaker 2: Now you go to La and you can do a
Speaker 2: half mile walk to go to customs, for example, passport control.
Speaker 3: You know, nothing like that. You know, you've got.
Speaker 2: Off a fourteen hour flight, you're dying and out here
Speaker 2: and go ahead and take a hike.
Speaker 3: So hope.
Speaker 4: No, it's even worse coming back and trying to get
Speaker 4: a ride. Now you have to go you know, god
Speaker 4: awful walk to be able to get a taxi or
Speaker 4: anything like that.
Speaker 3: Oh that's right. You can't get rides anymore in front
Speaker 3: of the airport.
Speaker 4: No, it just is, it is. It is such a
Speaker 4: horrible experience.
Speaker 3: It's a horrible airport. I don't even know if it's fixable.
Speaker 3: It's just it's at airport.
Speaker 4: Duck tap and popsicle sticks on that thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not fine.
Speaker 4: I love Burbank, God bless you Burbank.
Speaker 5: I know, isn't it great?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Alrighty, So you know what, bomb threats, all kinds
Speaker 4: of efforts to disrupt the convention have been you know,
Speaker 4: put into play by people that don't want to you know,
Speaker 4: don't want it to go on, want they're cause to
Speaker 4: be pointed out. And the latest one is now Chicago
Speaker 4: police and the FBI investigating saboteurs who placed bugs in
Speaker 4: a breakfast buffet? Damn you that were that was prepared
Speaker 4: for delegates at the Democratic National Convention.
Speaker 3: Naggots. They put maggots in the food.
Speaker 4: Are you female offenders? So apparently put maggots and crickets.
Speaker 2: Now the defense is going to be when these people
Speaker 2: are arrested in trial, is those maggots and crickets actually
Speaker 2: made the food taste better because it was so horrible.
Speaker 4: Because it was buffet.
Speaker 3: It was a buff.
Speaker 4: Maggots are clean, they are.
Speaker 3: They use maggots for magi.
Speaker 2: Yeah, maggots will actually also they use maggots to eat
Speaker 2: uh necro fighting flesh, you know. No, it's when you're flesh. No,
Speaker 2: when you're flesh, when you're in the crosis, your flesh
Speaker 2: is dead and the maggots eat that. It very very impressive,
Speaker 2: and you want to have lunch right after that too.
Speaker 4: Don't mess with people's food, man, Yeah, call in a
Speaker 4: bomb threat like a normal person.
Speaker 5: Absolutely, Neil, I think you should be all behind this.
Speaker 5: You keep talking about how crickets are sustainable and all
Speaker 5: that crap.
Speaker 3: It is, and they are.
Speaker 2: They're just disgusting and we just we just do different
Speaker 2: different cultures do different food. Go to France, you know,
Speaker 2: and have a sea biscuit steak. You know, a horse
Speaker 2: steak is a very a very rare cheese. In Nicarawa.
Speaker 2: It's not their normal.
Speaker 4: You know. You don't find it everywhere, but there's one
Speaker 4: place I know of that sells it. It's a cheese
Speaker 4: that is being eaten by maggots and you eat it
Speaker 4: that way. Okay, good morning everybody on Epatito.
Speaker 5: Coach Pete Carroll is trading in the field for the classroom.
Speaker 5: So the Trojans or former Trojans football coach is coming
Speaker 5: back to USC Force. He left fourteen years ago and
Speaker 5: has been coaching in the NFL until last January when
Speaker 5: the Seattle Seahawks chose to part ways. But now he's
Speaker 5: coming back and he's going to be teaching at USC
Speaker 5: for spring semester. Of course they're not.
Speaker 4: Saying what he's telling.
Speaker 3: What is he teaching?
Speaker 5: They haven't said, Yeah, Professor.
Speaker 4: Peake, big Ball's pet they used to call him back
Speaker 4: in the day when he was is that what they
Speaker 4: called Yeah, when he would on the fourth they would
Speaker 4: tend to run the ball. So alrighty air tags, this
Speaker 4: is brilliant. Two suspected male thieves were thwarted by these
Speaker 4: air tags from Apple, these little tracking devices there in
Speaker 4: Santa Barbara County. She was fed up, this woman fed
Speaker 4: up that her male kept being stolen and if I
Speaker 4: remember correctly, this is in like a lock box. This
Speaker 4: is the male at po box or something, and she
Speaker 4: was tired. It happened multiple times. So she finally mailed
Speaker 4: herself a package because she's a genius, with one of
Speaker 4: these tags in it. It was stolen. She called the police,
Speaker 4: which is the way you should do it, and they
Speaker 4: went and tracked it with her and ended up breaking
Speaker 4: this huge fraud and theft ring and all of this
Speaker 4: because she was smart enough to track it.
Speaker 5: Good for her.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, awesome, Right, Yeah, I think we're done, guys.
Speaker 3: That's basically it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my time is all screwed up because my timer
Speaker 2: is off, which I'm going to have you know, figured
Speaker 2: out in the next few minutes.
Speaker 5: Is it still five twenty seven where you are? It?
Speaker 2: Certainly?
Speaker 4: Is it?
Speaker 3: Certainly is?
Speaker 4: Here's my timer.
Speaker 2: If I froze at five twenty seven this morning, and
Speaker 2: I took my wristwatch off, and I've taped it down
Speaker 2: to the desk and I think we're gonna get it
Speaker 2: in the next few minutes.
Speaker 4: Hopefully. There's such a luddite man. It's just it's a clock.
Speaker 4: I have like eight clocks in front of me right now.
Speaker 2: No, it's a clock on the screen on my computer screen.
Speaker 2: That's where I look at the clock, and that froze
Speaker 2: this morning at five twenty seven thirty seven. I might add,
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