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Welcome to podcast episode number three hundred and fifty. 2 00:00:09,080 --> 00:00:12,039 Speaker 2: Five, three City Nive. 3 00:00:12,400 --> 00:00:16,320 Speaker 1: Today we are talking about Monday Night Raw from July eleventh, 4 00:00:16,399 --> 00:00:17,440 two thousand and five. 5 00:00:17,839 --> 00:00:20,320 Speaker 2: Of course, July is right around the corner, but we're 6 00:00:20,359 --> 00:00:25,440 getting there a little early by revisiting this legendary moment 7 00:00:25,960 --> 00:00:30,320 in history where Matt Hardy makes his big unofficial work 8 00:00:30,399 --> 00:00:35,719 Shooty Shoot Double Swerve epic Swerve return on this episode 9 00:00:35,719 --> 00:00:37,799 of Raw by attacking Edge multiple times. 10 00:00:38,119 --> 00:00:41,359 Speaker 1: But before we get into that, we had the Deadlock updates. 11 00:00:41,759 --> 00:00:45,399 Speaker 2: Of course, you can't miss out on the Deadlock After Show, 12 00:00:45,439 --> 00:00:48,799 the Deadlock Podcast after show on patreon dot com slash 13 00:00:48,799 --> 00:00:51,479 Deadlock PW. Not only is the after show on there, 14 00:00:51,520 --> 00:00:54,439 but hundreds of hours of exclusive content waiting for you. 15 00:00:54,520 --> 00:00:56,920 We gotta watch this. We got the long Way, we 16 00:00:56,960 --> 00:00:58,880 got retro sinks, we got everything you could ask where 17 00:00:58,880 --> 00:01:00,759 you can find out what we're watching every week on 18 00:01:00,799 --> 00:01:04,120 this pod. So you were prepared and ready to watch 19 00:01:04,200 --> 00:01:06,680 it yourself. And then you're righty and you can listen 20 00:01:06,760 --> 00:01:08,400 to us. You can have your own thoughts. I mean, wow, 21 00:01:08,439 --> 00:01:10,920 how exciting is that? But make sure we're in the 22 00:01:10,920 --> 00:01:13,239 five dollar above here you check out the Deadlock podcast 23 00:01:13,280 --> 00:01:16,359 after show comes out after the show last week, we 24 00:01:16,439 --> 00:01:22,599 finished halo Ce. We finished the campaign and I'm very 25 00:01:22,599 --> 00:01:24,599 happy about that. I had a great time doing it. 26 00:01:24,640 --> 00:01:27,680 I can't believe we finished our first after show series. 27 00:01:28,079 --> 00:01:31,159 Speaker 1: Yeah, we beat Halo ce on Legendary. That whole thing 28 00:01:31,200 --> 00:01:33,799 is up there on the Patreon for people to watch. 29 00:01:33,840 --> 00:01:35,400 You should check it out. I think it was a 30 00:01:35,439 --> 00:01:38,040 good time. Beating on Legendary is no easy feet. 31 00:01:38,400 --> 00:01:40,439 Speaker 2: There shouldn't be a world where I was able to 32 00:01:40,519 --> 00:01:43,959 finish that on Legendary, But you got me, through your 33 00:01:44,319 --> 00:01:47,319 years and years and a lifetime of Halo experience, was 34 00:01:47,359 --> 00:01:51,519 able to drag my ass just blind to this fucking thing. 35 00:01:51,959 --> 00:01:53,879 I had a great time. We even got the Legendary 36 00:01:54,560 --> 00:01:56,319 cut scene at the very end, which I didn't even 37 00:01:56,359 --> 00:01:56,840 know was a thing. 38 00:01:57,040 --> 00:01:59,480 Speaker 1: Yeah, with Sargent Johnson. It's awesome. You guys can check 39 00:01:59,519 --> 00:02:02,519 that out on the Patreon anytime you want, just sign up. 40 00:02:02,680 --> 00:02:05,439 Speaker 2: Speaking of the Patreon, one of the perks for being 41 00:02:05,480 --> 00:02:10,520 a Patreon member is the Patreon exclusive discord Chat. 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Now 62 00:03:05,520 --> 00:03:10,240 let's talk about WWE Raw July eleventh, two thousand and five. 63 00:03:14,159 --> 00:03:18,280 Speaker 1: All right, let's get into Monday Night Raw for July eleventh, 64 00:03:18,319 --> 00:03:19,319 two thousand and five. 65 00:03:19,719 --> 00:03:23,439 Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, what an episode we have here. I 66 00:03:23,479 --> 00:03:26,840 feel like this has been requested many a time, and 67 00:03:27,039 --> 00:03:30,120 uh now we're we're close to the anniversary of this. 68 00:03:30,159 --> 00:03:31,719 I guess you could say, but this is, of course 69 00:03:31,759 --> 00:03:34,159 the episode of Raw from two thousand and five were 70 00:03:34,199 --> 00:03:39,520 Matt Hardy freaking shoots on Edge. Well, before we get 71 00:03:39,560 --> 00:03:41,400 into this episode of Raw, let's see what was going 72 00:03:41,400 --> 00:03:42,599 on with the water wrestling at the time with the 73 00:03:42,639 --> 00:03:46,879 Wrestling Observer news letter from The Observer July eleventh, two 74 00:03:46,919 --> 00:03:51,719 thousand and five. Matt K thirty one, who wrestles as 75 00:03:51,879 --> 00:03:55,879 Matt Martel and Matt Striker not the roa wrestler, got 76 00:03:55,960 --> 00:04:01,120 national attention this past week for a national attention to 77 00:04:01,159 --> 00:04:05,159 this past week for being a triple idiot. Meltzer says 78 00:04:05,520 --> 00:04:07,719 he was fired from his job as a social studies 79 00:04:07,759 --> 00:04:12,000 teacher at Benjamin Cardozo High School in Queen's in April 80 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:13,960 when the school found out he had called in sick 81 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:17,120 on eleven dates this past school year to work independent 82 00:04:17,160 --> 00:04:19,560 wrestling dates. The reason the story made the news this 83 00:04:19,600 --> 00:04:21,240 past week is he's taking steps to try to get 84 00:04:21,279 --> 00:04:23,360 his job back. It's bad enough that he thought he 85 00:04:23,399 --> 00:04:25,519 could keep this a secret when he had a website 86 00:04:25,560 --> 00:04:27,240 listing those dates and one of those dates was a 87 00:04:27,240 --> 00:04:30,560 SmackDown taping in Philadelphia where he wrestled kard Angle. Kay 88 00:04:30,639 --> 00:04:32,519 had his mother called in sick for him in December 89 00:04:32,600 --> 00:04:34,120 for a week when he went to Japan to work 90 00:04:34,199 --> 00:04:36,439 for zero one. He came back and said he had 91 00:04:36,439 --> 00:04:39,519 gone to California to care for his anorexic sister. He 92 00:04:39,560 --> 00:04:42,000 also produced doctors notes for other sick days he was 93 00:04:42,040 --> 00:04:44,639 wrestling on his website. He even noted he is a 94 00:04:44,639 --> 00:04:48,040 social studies teacher last year on the website ratemyteacher dot com. 95 00:04:48,439 --> 00:04:51,040 One of his students wrote, quote, I swear I saw 96 00:04:51,120 --> 00:04:53,720 him one's backdown last week wrestling Karrangle. 97 00:04:55,720 --> 00:04:58,000 Speaker 1: Well, guess what, buddy, You're also going to be eating 98 00:04:58,040 --> 00:05:00,680 Eugene's boogers a strap in. 99 00:05:01,759 --> 00:05:04,680 Speaker 2: And you're gonna have matches with balls mahoney that everyone 100 00:05:05,279 --> 00:05:08,240 on this show will hate for the rest of their life. 101 00:05:09,680 --> 00:05:10,199 Speaker 1: Classic. 102 00:05:10,439 --> 00:05:13,319 Speaker 2: Yeah, So this was a big news story that he was. 103 00:05:13,560 --> 00:05:16,759 I mean, listen, the man wanted to work, and the 104 00:05:16,839 --> 00:05:19,759 man did not want to teach these little brats anymore. 105 00:05:19,879 --> 00:05:23,120 He had to go wrestle Loki. The Longest Yard was 106 00:05:23,199 --> 00:05:26,560 number nine on the US box office charts this past weekend, 107 00:05:26,639 --> 00:05:29,439 in its sixth week of release with three point three million. 108 00:05:29,920 --> 00:05:32,360 Its total take is one hundred and forty eight million 109 00:05:32,519 --> 00:05:35,920 plus as of July fourth, putting it among the top 110 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:38,560 one hundred and fifty grossing movies of all time. 111 00:05:39,040 --> 00:05:40,959 Speaker 1: You know what's crazy about The Longest Yard is when 112 00:05:40,959 --> 00:05:42,560 it came out, I didn't know it was a remake 113 00:05:42,600 --> 00:05:44,920 of anything. I just thought it was another Adam Sandler. 114 00:05:45,120 --> 00:05:48,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, right, Yeah, that's what I figured too. I just figured, 115 00:05:48,040 --> 00:05:51,480 you know, Adam Sandler. Uh he did it again. Yeah. 116 00:05:51,519 --> 00:05:53,839 Speaker 1: I thought, Wow, this is gonna be an instant classic. 117 00:05:55,040 --> 00:05:57,639 Speaker 2: I mean, they got all the stars in that great Collie. 118 00:05:57,959 --> 00:06:00,000 Speaker 1: They saw something in that guy. 119 00:06:00,120 --> 00:06:02,519 Speaker 2: WWB News. With the cuts of Shannon Moore, A Kio, 120 00:06:02,639 --> 00:06:04,879 and Jin DrAk, this leaves just three wrestlers of the 121 00:06:04,959 --> 00:06:07,560 two dozen they picked up when WCW closed that are 122 00:06:07,600 --> 00:06:12,000 still on the roster, Chavo, Stacey, Keebler and Hurricane Booker. 123 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:14,160 T was made champion because he verbally had agreed to 124 00:06:14,240 --> 00:06:16,279 dump his huge contract and they knew he was coming, 125 00:06:16,319 --> 00:06:18,319 but unlike the others, they didn't pick up his contract, 126 00:06:18,480 --> 00:06:21,399 so they had to negotiate. Wilson also was a quick 127 00:06:21,439 --> 00:06:23,959 signing for ww but she also wasn't a direct signing, 128 00:06:24,199 --> 00:06:26,120 as there was much haggling and stuff for a while 129 00:06:26,160 --> 00:06:28,879 before they made the deal. Flair, Mysterio and Bischoff came 130 00:06:28,959 --> 00:06:32,600 much later. Ironically, the agents that came from WCDB R Anderson, 131 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:35,759 fIF Finley and John Laurneedis all remain in power. So 132 00:06:35,800 --> 00:06:40,279 we're what like four years after the invasion and not 133 00:06:40,439 --> 00:06:46,279 many people survived the WCW cuts here. That's a that's 134 00:06:46,399 --> 00:06:48,399 I mean crazy. I mean Chavo still be it here, 135 00:06:48,439 --> 00:06:49,560 by the way, is fucking insane. 136 00:06:49,839 --> 00:06:52,439 Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean Chavo, Stacey Keebler and the Hurricane would 137 00:06:52,439 --> 00:06:54,639 not be the three I thought would stick around honestly 138 00:06:54,680 --> 00:06:57,240 from that era. But good on them for keeping the job. 139 00:06:57,319 --> 00:06:59,800 Speaker 2: You know, he thought Hugh Morris would like be here longer. 140 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:05,120 Speaker 1: Yeah, fucking you know, I can't even think of a name. 141 00:07:05,319 --> 00:07:07,839 Uh John Hyden Right, what. 142 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:14,480 Speaker 2: Else is there? Just incredible? Well, James, there is already 143 00:07:14,519 --> 00:07:19,040 major heat on hoove in Dude, which must come to 144 00:07:19,079 --> 00:07:21,560 a shock to everyone who reads this. Meltzer says, actually 145 00:07:21,920 --> 00:07:23,600 a lot of it isn't his fault, and it really 146 00:07:23,600 --> 00:07:26,480 is Vince's fault. There was a major talent meeting on 147 00:07:26,560 --> 00:07:28,879 June twenty seventh, before the show in Anaheim with all 148 00:07:28,879 --> 00:07:31,160 the raw and SmackDown people, Vince came down on a 149 00:07:31,199 --> 00:07:33,399 lot of the wrestlers in general, although not by name, 150 00:07:33,800 --> 00:07:35,720 and that's where the first rumors of guys getting cut 151 00:07:35,759 --> 00:07:37,800 came out of. He then brought up how much he 152 00:07:37,879 --> 00:07:40,560 loved the Mexicools after their first week in the company 153 00:07:40,560 --> 00:07:42,480 because of what a breath of fresh air they were 154 00:07:42,600 --> 00:07:44,879 and how much energy they showed in their TV debut 155 00:07:45,319 --> 00:07:48,160 and reports from the road. He then made comments to 156 00:07:48,199 --> 00:07:50,720 the extent to others without naming names, that they were 157 00:07:50,720 --> 00:07:53,560 phoning it in. So there is that quote unquote Goldberg 158 00:07:53,600 --> 00:07:55,839 heat on him where some guys are so immature that 159 00:07:55,879 --> 00:07:58,040 they take it out on take out that to management 160 00:07:58,199 --> 00:08:01,079 likes him on him of course, he only makes things 161 00:08:01,079 --> 00:08:03,680 worse with his being totally unaware of how he's perceived 162 00:08:03,680 --> 00:08:06,040 by others. Bob Holly was pissed him for doing an 163 00:08:06,040 --> 00:08:08,800 Alabama Slam at a show without asking and he asked 164 00:08:08,879 --> 00:08:10,439 to do a four to fifteen and was told he couldn't. 165 00:08:10,519 --> 00:08:12,680 So he's getting heat for want to do other people's moves. 166 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:15,800 Speaker 1: Yeah. Vincent Man held a meeting and he said, hey, 167 00:08:15,800 --> 00:08:17,399 I don't want to name any names, but a couple 168 00:08:17,439 --> 00:08:19,759 of you guys are phoning it in and that is 169 00:08:19,759 --> 00:08:26,480 not cool. Just saying I watch you guys know, not cool. 170 00:08:27,040 --> 00:08:41,320 Speaker 2: He's talking about that. I would do him popping off 171 00:08:41,320 --> 00:08:44,679 the Alabama Slam is very funny. By the way, Bob 172 00:08:44,720 --> 00:08:46,960 Holly's not gonna do shit. Whoventude would beat the brakes 173 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:47,960 off this fucking dude. 174 00:08:48,120 --> 00:08:50,519 Speaker 1: You think Bob Holly said anything to Mike Awesome. 175 00:08:50,480 --> 00:08:52,639 Speaker 2: No, No, I don't think so at all. In fact, 176 00:08:52,639 --> 00:08:55,120 there's probably more times than not that. Like we know 177 00:08:55,200 --> 00:08:57,320 a few Bob Holly stories of him like doing stuff, 178 00:08:57,320 --> 00:08:58,879 but like more times than I You probably just shut 179 00:08:58,919 --> 00:09:00,159 the fuck up, Bob ho all. 180 00:09:00,159 --> 00:09:01,799 Speaker 1: He was super pissed at whof he wanted to do 181 00:09:01,840 --> 00:09:04,879 the four fifty. 182 00:09:04,960 --> 00:09:06,919 Speaker 2: He was about to bust that out in his next 183 00:09:07,399 --> 00:09:08,519 top guy feud. 184 00:09:09,600 --> 00:09:12,399 Speaker 1: Holy shit, man, like that would be so fucking funny, 185 00:09:12,519 --> 00:09:14,399 Like the juicy one wants to do the four fifty 186 00:09:14,480 --> 00:09:17,120 and Bob Holly walks out, though not right here. 187 00:09:19,120 --> 00:09:20,919 Speaker 2: He just found out that he was getting in trouble 188 00:09:20,919 --> 00:09:22,480 for phoning it in, so he's going to start doing 189 00:09:22,559 --> 00:09:24,720 four fifties to fucking make up for it. 190 00:09:25,799 --> 00:09:31,600 Speaker 1: Also funck Java seriously. Yeah, I mean, that's just I 191 00:09:31,639 --> 00:09:33,519 just want to let you know I'm pointing about Java 192 00:09:33,559 --> 00:09:35,559 back here. Fuck you man, not real. 193 00:09:35,840 --> 00:09:38,159 Speaker 2: Really we're still here. 194 00:09:38,240 --> 00:09:40,279 Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm still he pissed me off every week. I 195 00:09:40,279 --> 00:09:42,279 gotta be honest with you. Don't even do the Juices 196 00:09:42,320 --> 00:09:45,440 four fifty man, don't even think about it. Back the Java. 197 00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:48,440 That's the Juices movie. That's for the Juicy fans. Bob 198 00:09:48,440 --> 00:09:51,120 Holly standing up, that's the Juicy fans. That's what your 199 00:09:51,159 --> 00:09:54,960 extwn Java anyway. 200 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:57,200 Speaker 2: Yeah, like you know, phoning in is not cool and 201 00:09:57,440 --> 00:10:00,399 uh just like yeah, well, James, here's a big list 202 00:10:00,440 --> 00:10:02,639 of people that got released from the Observer of July eighteen, 203 00:10:02,679 --> 00:10:06,679 two thousand and five. The final cut list was Matt Morgan, 204 00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:13,279 Charlie Hass, Jackie Gaeta, Lauren Jones, Marty Jeannetti, Don Marie, 205 00:10:13,360 --> 00:10:18,559 Mark Jendrak, Maven Shannon Moore, a Keio, Kenzo Suzuki, Heroko, 206 00:10:18,600 --> 00:10:23,679 Suzuki Joi, Giovanni, Gangrel still signed, Billy Kidman, Bubba Devon 207 00:10:24,360 --> 00:10:27,200 and Spike Dudley and Mordecai. 208 00:10:27,639 --> 00:10:33,320 Speaker 1: Is that Bubba Devon like one guy? They released Bubba Divon. 209 00:10:33,759 --> 00:10:36,480 Speaker 2: It's just the one, just the one got released. 210 00:10:36,919 --> 00:10:38,960 Speaker 1: Probably because they were trying to do the Juicy four fifty. 211 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:41,639 Fuck you guys, seriously, hands. 212 00:10:41,360 --> 00:10:44,759 Speaker 2: Off the four fifty. A wise man once said, fucked too. 213 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:49,639 Speaker 1: They had to make room for the Juices contract. 214 00:10:49,679 --> 00:10:53,960 Speaker 2: Man. These are all all sixteen people here were phoning 215 00:10:53,960 --> 00:10:55,080 it in and that's not cool. 216 00:10:55,360 --> 00:10:57,200 Speaker 1: They had to let go of Marty Jeannetti so they 217 00:10:57,200 --> 00:11:03,759 could pay the Juicus contract that's used to contract right there. Brother, Sorry, 218 00:11:03,799 --> 00:11:04,840 you got a problem with that. 219 00:11:05,360 --> 00:11:08,039 Speaker 2: You gotta fucking go. Bob Hollyday is gonna stand up 220 00:11:08,039 --> 00:11:09,279 for this shit? Are you kidding me? 221 00:11:09,480 --> 00:11:11,440 Speaker 1: Bob Holly's pissed the fuck off. I know, I don't 222 00:11:11,399 --> 00:11:15,519 see all the devon back there now the Juices show, 223 00:11:15,960 --> 00:11:18,480 that be funny as shit. Bob Holly is the Juices boy. 224 00:11:19,320 --> 00:11:23,080 Speaker 2: That's his fucking manager. Hell yeah, he handled his contract too. 225 00:11:23,759 --> 00:11:27,159 Speaker 1: So Mark Jindrak goes from almost being an evolution to 226 00:11:27,240 --> 00:11:29,799 being cut yes, very wow. 227 00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:32,519 Speaker 2: Soon Yeah yeah yeah wow, that's right right around you know, 228 00:11:32,519 --> 00:11:33,000 two thand and. 229 00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:34,759 Speaker 1: Four, right, yeah, that's odd. 230 00:11:34,879 --> 00:11:38,399 Speaker 2: Yeah, goddamn. Meltzer says, for whatever this is worth in history, 231 00:11:38,440 --> 00:11:40,320 the guy who invented the jump to your ass while 232 00:11:40,360 --> 00:11:42,879 holding the guy's head finisher the stunner, ace crusher, diamond 233 00:11:42,879 --> 00:11:47,080 cutter variations of this move was Jerry Gray on Florida 234 00:11:47,080 --> 00:11:49,919 television in nineteen eighty five. There are tapes to him 235 00:11:49,919 --> 00:11:52,320 doing the move long before DDP, Steve Woson or Johnny 236 00:11:52,320 --> 00:11:55,440 Ace were ever in the business, with John Heath and 237 00:11:55,519 --> 00:11:58,639 Bob Roop as announcers, crediting him for the invention of 238 00:11:58,679 --> 00:12:01,519 the move. Last couple of things here from July twenty fifth, 239 00:12:01,559 --> 00:12:04,559 two thousand and five. In WWE News. Earl Hebner, the 240 00:12:04,639 --> 00:12:08,200 most famous referee in modern history of pro wrestling, was 241 00:12:08,440 --> 00:12:12,440 fired on July eighteenth after seventeen years with the company. 242 00:12:12,600 --> 00:12:16,279 His brother, Dave, who had surgery to looked just like Earl, 243 00:12:16,720 --> 00:12:19,080 a former referee who had been on the road with 244 00:12:19,120 --> 00:12:22,279 the company dating back twenty one years, was suspended. The 245 00:12:22,320 --> 00:12:25,080 allegation is both twin brothers were involved in selling w 246 00:12:25,159 --> 00:12:27,840 B merchandise with w B logos at their pro shirt 247 00:12:27,919 --> 00:12:31,879 shop in Saint Louis that they own with another guy 248 00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:34,919 without authorization. Dave Hebner is in charge of the merchandise 249 00:12:34,919 --> 00:12:37,120 at the house shows on the tours, He handles agents 250 00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:40,600 duties and has been in that role for years. Internally, 251 00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:42,840 the feeling that it was a case of minor league 252 00:12:42,879 --> 00:12:45,000 greed by two guys who have made a great living 253 00:12:45,080 --> 00:12:46,440 for years with the company. 254 00:12:46,720 --> 00:12:48,799 Speaker 1: Well, the good thing is is Earl goes to TA 255 00:12:48,919 --> 00:12:50,840 and sells those same shirts out of the trunk of 256 00:12:50,919 --> 00:12:55,080 his car at Universal Studios. Who really won in the end? Asshole? 257 00:12:55,360 --> 00:12:57,440 Speaker 2: I mean, how much money could Earl and Dave have 258 00:12:57,519 --> 00:12:59,759 been making on two thousand and five WB shirts? What 259 00:12:59,759 --> 00:13:03,360 fucking shirts? Were they even selling the Carlito eat Spit shirt? 260 00:13:04,519 --> 00:13:06,720 Speaker 1: They were probably selling the U screw bread shirts. You 261 00:13:06,799 --> 00:13:08,679 damn right it did. I would be surprised if they 262 00:13:08,679 --> 00:13:09,279 were doing that. 263 00:13:09,720 --> 00:13:12,200 Speaker 2: Those are the ones that they saw to TNA how 264 00:13:12,279 --> 00:13:13,720 they even know it was both of them doing it? 265 00:13:13,759 --> 00:13:15,559 Maybe they were doing twin magic spots and you can't 266 00:13:15,600 --> 00:13:17,960 pin down which one was really the culprit here. 267 00:13:18,120 --> 00:13:19,879 Speaker 1: Yeah, they got rid of both of them, fuck it. 268 00:13:20,120 --> 00:13:22,600 Speaker 2: Yeah, and one felt swoop. That sucks. That's I mean, like, 269 00:13:22,639 --> 00:13:25,559 come on, like Carney's, this is a Carney business. Let 270 00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:28,639 my boys get their money, Let them sell, Let them 271 00:13:28,799 --> 00:13:33,000 sell those Christmaster shirts at a low, low price. Well, 272 00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:35,559 and the strong here Hulk Hogan got to keep his rooster. 273 00:13:36,399 --> 00:13:40,159 On July eighth, a circuit court ruled, because Hogan got 274 00:13:40,159 --> 00:13:43,879 a permit for his rooster, that the rooster doesn't count 275 00:13:43,919 --> 00:13:47,000 against the bel Air town code limit of five pets 276 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:50,159 per home. The city council had fined Hogan's family one 277 00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:52,559 hundred dollars per day for having six pets, but the 278 00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:55,440 court overturned the fine. The gardener for one of his 279 00:13:55,440 --> 00:13:59,720 neighbors complained, saying he's seen six dogs and two cats 280 00:13:59,720 --> 00:14:02,240 along with the rooster, and the dogs and rooster are 281 00:14:02,360 --> 00:14:05,639 nuisances because they make so much noise. We'll watch you 282 00:14:05,639 --> 00:14:06,879 mind your fucking business, dude. 283 00:14:07,159 --> 00:14:11,080 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Like a gardener of the neighbor complained, you 284 00:14:11,080 --> 00:14:11,840 don't even live here. 285 00:14:11,879 --> 00:14:18,879 Speaker 2: What the hell Ruster's name? Bruno? Well, that is it 286 00:14:18,960 --> 00:14:21,960 for the observer. Now let's talk about this fantastic episode 287 00:14:21,960 --> 00:14:25,360 of w B Monday Night Raw for July eleventh, two 288 00:14:25,399 --> 00:14:26,519 thousand and five. 289 00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:38,679 Speaker 1: All right, let's get into raw here. Eric Bischoff face. 290 00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:43,799 Speaker 2: Booms have I don't know if anyone has done this, 291 00:14:43,840 --> 00:14:45,120 and I feel like I don't know if we've asked 292 00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:48,120 or not, But if we haven't, if anyone can decipher 293 00:14:48,399 --> 00:14:51,240 what double Yeah, I don't know what interrot says, because 294 00:14:51,240 --> 00:14:53,960 I'm I'm assuming there's it's something crazy. There's probably like 295 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:57,240 a hidden crazy message in there from the WWE for 296 00:14:57,360 --> 00:14:59,759 years that we just haven't been able to decipher. Probably 297 00:14:59,759 --> 00:15:02,360 said something like David, I have no legal sharks. 298 00:15:05,120 --> 00:15:07,360 Speaker 1: Yeah. If you play this specifical one backwards, it says 299 00:15:07,519 --> 00:15:09,639 mad Striker will be here tonight. Know that that Matt 300 00:15:09,679 --> 00:15:11,039 Strackers from ringa Bonner. 301 00:15:12,639 --> 00:15:14,639 Speaker 2: Party was fucking taking a break tonight. 302 00:15:14,799 --> 00:15:17,480 Speaker 1: Level the juice is really pizzling us. 303 00:15:17,519 --> 00:15:24,399 Speaker 2: All off, Rhino is coming to you, Am Rhinos. 304 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:32,759 Speaker 1: Level more pigs. You mistakes Justice, Eric Bischall, face. 305 00:15:32,679 --> 00:15:36,720 Speaker 2: Boom, Eric Michael with the gray hair by the way, 306 00:15:36,759 --> 00:15:39,159 Silver Fox, Eric Boff shaved gray head. 307 00:15:39,559 --> 00:15:40,919 Speaker 1: If you played it backwards, I guess that would be 308 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:49,320 the beginning. 309 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:58,200 Speaker 3: Show starts with boot starts with the crowd buoy. 310 00:15:58,799 --> 00:16:00,919 Speaker 2: I mean, that is fucking the most two thousand and 311 00:16:00,919 --> 00:16:03,159 five things they should have. Is the show getting dude 312 00:16:03,399 --> 00:16:05,080 at the beginning? Fuck this shit? 313 00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:14,320 Speaker 1: Oh my god, Well, well we get a cold open here. 314 00:16:14,480 --> 00:16:17,960 Shawn Michaels and Hull Cogan teamed up until Shawn Michaels 315 00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:22,639 betrayed America. 316 00:16:21,720 --> 00:16:24,279 Speaker 2: On the fourth of July. He betrayed America. Are you 317 00:16:24,399 --> 00:16:25,159 fucking kidding me? 318 00:16:25,519 --> 00:16:26,840 Speaker 1: That makes me sick? 319 00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:31,240 Speaker 2: Yeah? He uh so it was with Shawn Michaels. It 320 00:16:31,279 --> 00:16:34,080 was Shawn Michaels and Haul Cogan teaming up to face 321 00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:38,120 the mega powers of Kurt Angle and Gaylito, and uh, 322 00:16:38,679 --> 00:16:40,759 Shawn Michaels had such a bad time with Carlito that 323 00:16:40,799 --> 00:16:42,320 he had to kick show he had a kick all 324 00:16:42,360 --> 00:16:43,320 go get into the fucking head. 325 00:16:43,440 --> 00:16:46,399 Speaker 1: Carlito was in there with Hull, Cogan, Sean Michaels, and 326 00:16:46,480 --> 00:16:48,840 Kurt Angle and then mysteriously they had a meeting the 327 00:16:48,840 --> 00:16:52,000 next week where Vincent Van said, some people are funneling 328 00:16:52,080 --> 00:16:57,360 it in. That's that cool? Cool? 329 00:16:58,320 --> 00:17:00,840 Speaker 2: Yeah, this is of course. Uh, Get and Sean win 330 00:17:00,879 --> 00:17:03,639 the match. They pose after the match, and Hogan turns 331 00:17:03,679 --> 00:17:08,119 around after doing double okay fingers to the crowd into 332 00:17:08,119 --> 00:17:11,279 the sweetshed music and jerishish, oh what happened? 333 00:17:11,559 --> 00:17:14,039 Speaker 1: Yeah? This is a great video package though that it 334 00:17:14,119 --> 00:17:17,160 keeps cutting back to HBK just standing over Hogan. It 335 00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:19,200 felt like a big deal for a big match. 336 00:17:19,279 --> 00:17:21,519 Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, they actually do. And even I think the 337 00:17:21,519 --> 00:17:24,480 one they show later is even cooler, like it's way 338 00:17:24,519 --> 00:17:26,880 more intense of a you know, recap of the whole 339 00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:30,200 deal here, But no, I one. I'd like this angle too, 340 00:17:30,240 --> 00:17:32,000 I'd like this video. Yeah, no, this is this is 341 00:17:32,039 --> 00:17:32,440 all cool. 342 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:36,359 Speaker 1: Move to the music. Play that fucking music. 343 00:17:36,839 --> 00:17:38,480 Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah. 344 00:17:38,519 --> 00:17:39,480 Speaker 1: What do you think of this intro? 345 00:17:39,680 --> 00:17:42,839 Speaker 2: Oh? I love this intro. This one's fucking fantastic. I 346 00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:44,759 love the song. They could have kept this one forever. 347 00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:47,480 To be honest with you, I don't know if every 348 00:17:47,559 --> 00:17:49,440 version of it had it. But the shot I remember 349 00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:52,480 most from this is this Shelton taking the springboard switech 350 00:17:52,480 --> 00:17:54,680 in music. I mean, that's like a fantastic shot to 351 00:17:54,759 --> 00:17:55,359 start this. 352 00:17:55,519 --> 00:17:57,599 Speaker 1: With cane face too. Don't forget cane face. 353 00:17:58,039 --> 00:18:01,279 Speaker 2: Okay, can't forget Carlito spin the apple on Maria. That's 354 00:18:01,319 --> 00:18:04,920 also Legendaria there. So we are, of course at the 355 00:18:04,920 --> 00:18:08,119 Continell Airlines arenas in fucking New York. We're show in 356 00:18:08,119 --> 00:18:10,119 New York. It's not even funny how in New York 357 00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:10,440 we are. 358 00:18:10,759 --> 00:18:13,240 Speaker 1: So we kicked the show off here with Carlito's cabana. 359 00:18:13,319 --> 00:18:13,880 Town hall. 360 00:18:14,440 --> 00:18:17,200 Speaker 2: Yes, and I gotta tell you there's gonna be a 361 00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:20,640 lot of these. Holy shit, dude, this is this could 362 00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:23,200 be the most town hall show we've ever watched. 363 00:18:23,440 --> 00:18:25,400 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's funny. We've talked about on the show before. 364 00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:26,920 But like, this is one of my least favorite things 365 00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:30,839 in wrestling I think is the talk shows segments. Yeah, 366 00:18:30,920 --> 00:18:33,759 I don't like these. It's funny watching a show like 367 00:18:33,799 --> 00:18:37,400 this because I kind of was wondering. I guess I 368 00:18:37,440 --> 00:18:39,160 forgot why I didn't like these in the first place. 369 00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:41,319 I just didn't like them, And then I see a 370 00:18:41,319 --> 00:18:43,880 show like this and I'm reminded, like, oh, yeah, they 371 00:18:43,920 --> 00:18:46,559 did these all the time. A matter of fact, there's 372 00:18:46,680 --> 00:18:48,960 multiple on this show. And then they talked about last 373 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:51,119 week and they said there was multiple on that show. 374 00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:54,680 So it's like every week there's multiple town halls with 375 00:18:54,759 --> 00:18:57,240 these talk shows. And I'm like, oh, of course, this 376 00:18:57,319 --> 00:18:59,440 is why I don't fucking like them. Anybody that watched 377 00:18:59,440 --> 00:19:02,160 this show like regularly back then, there's no way you 378 00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:03,799 tune him, like, oh, I can't wait for the three 379 00:19:03,920 --> 00:19:06,440 talk shows right, Like, there's just no way. Man. 380 00:19:07,119 --> 00:19:11,279 Speaker 2: Yes, So Carlito comes out, it is of course Kylito's cabana. Uh. 381 00:19:11,319 --> 00:19:13,559 By the way, I will say, I did love this 382 00:19:13,680 --> 00:19:16,720 era of Carlito him Intercontinold Champion or US Champion, Like 383 00:19:16,759 --> 00:19:20,000 I thought he was cool as fuck cool, and uh 384 00:19:20,079 --> 00:19:21,920 he has. He's got the set here, He's got the chair, 385 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:24,079 he's got the hammock, he's got the palm trees. Like 386 00:19:24,599 --> 00:19:28,559 this guy is begging to, uh just be left behind. Sadly. 387 00:19:28,839 --> 00:19:31,200 Speaker 1: I love that Carlito's theme song just full stops to 388 00:19:31,240 --> 00:19:32,359 make sure you can hear the part. 389 00:19:32,440 --> 00:19:34,000 Speaker 2: I spin in the face of people who don't want 390 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:34,400 to be full. 391 00:19:34,559 --> 00:19:36,960 Speaker 1: But it's so funny that, like the song is going 392 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:39,200 and it just full stops. There's no music at all. 393 00:19:39,599 --> 00:19:40,319 I spin the face of me. 394 00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:46,680 Speaker 2: We don't want to be Kylito, Kylita, Klita. Yeah dude, no, yeah, pause, 395 00:19:46,839 --> 00:19:49,480 hell yeah. So Carlito is here, of course, and he says, 396 00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:51,279 as of late, there's a lot of reasons why people 397 00:19:51,279 --> 00:19:54,160 should be watching Raw. No fucking way, I don't know 398 00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:57,400 if that's true. Yeah, what are you talking about? What reasons? Well, 399 00:19:57,440 --> 00:20:02,680 he says, mainly because of Kalita. Oh so, Carlito says 400 00:20:02,680 --> 00:20:04,559 he has a big match against Shelton Benjamin for his 401 00:20:04,599 --> 00:20:06,960 intern Caninental Championship, and of course, the only show on 402 00:20:07,079 --> 00:20:09,880 Raw that guarantees to have everybody talking Kelly Do's Cabana 403 00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:13,559 last week on the fourth of July. His guest was 404 00:20:13,599 --> 00:20:16,319 the immortal Hawk Cogan, and look what happened to him. 405 00:20:16,559 --> 00:20:18,519 You see, the fireworks always fly here on the cabana, 406 00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:20,200 and I know you want people on answer, So, ladies 407 00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:23,279 and gentlemen, the man who last week super Kick Tall Cogan, 408 00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:27,799 ah b K John and Michaels. I feel like everybody 409 00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:29,720 when they say HBK Shawn Michaels have to say in 410 00:20:29,759 --> 00:20:32,079 the Vince voice, like Carlito definitely was going there with this. 411 00:20:32,559 --> 00:20:34,079 Speaker 1: Yeah, I think so too. 412 00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:36,559 Speaker 2: Just everyone hears that one intro that he's in and 413 00:20:36,599 --> 00:20:38,279 that's fucking you know, the rest of his life. 414 00:20:38,359 --> 00:20:39,640 Speaker 1: What's my name? Bitch? 415 00:20:39,720 --> 00:20:44,680 Speaker 2: Bitch Sean Michaels does not come out. Chris Jericho comes 416 00:20:44,680 --> 00:20:47,559 out in a suit jacket and jeans, and Carlito is 417 00:20:47,640 --> 00:20:51,240 very confused. So Carlito says, wow, you see everybody wants 418 00:20:51,240 --> 00:20:53,799 to be a guest on Collico's cabana. I'm flattered. Why 419 00:20:53,839 --> 00:20:55,119 don't you have a seat and let me show you 420 00:20:55,160 --> 00:20:58,720 how a real show is conducted and the crowd goes ooh, 421 00:20:58,799 --> 00:21:00,839 and Carlida also says as a better effect, here have 422 00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:04,960 an apple. I don't know that was fun, like he 423 00:21:05,079 --> 00:21:08,039 just gives his guests that, of course, and Jerico says, oh, 424 00:21:08,119 --> 00:21:11,160 I don't want to bust your bubble, Junior, but last 425 00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:15,000 week your copa cabana segment was trumped by the highlight reel. 426 00:21:15,720 --> 00:21:18,759 And maybe you forgot who my guest was. It was 427 00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:21,559 w champion John Cena, and then I beat the shit 428 00:21:21,599 --> 00:21:24,359 out of him. I sent the champ packing and I 429 00:21:24,440 --> 00:21:28,480 upstayed your little hey whatever you call it here. Well, 430 00:21:28,559 --> 00:21:30,359 Jericho says he's gonna do it again tonight, so do 431 00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:32,200 me a favor, get rid of this yard cell of 432 00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:36,279 a set. Lower the obscenely expensive Jeri Tron five thousand. 433 00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:40,759 My guest is none other than Sean Michaels. 434 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,880 Speaker 1: I thought that was funny Jericho coming out and then 435 00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:44,640 him introduces Sean Michael's to the ring. 436 00:21:44,680 --> 00:21:47,599 Speaker 2: I thought that was good, dude, a battling fucking talk 437 00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:50,319 shows seg is. I actually thought that was funny as shit. 438 00:21:50,799 --> 00:21:53,119 And Carlino says, let's face it, the highlight reel is 439 00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:59,759 just like you, really boring, really outdated. Basically, it sucks. 440 00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:07,279 It is not cool. Yes, yes, the crowd goes fucking wild. 441 00:22:08,359 --> 00:22:10,359 Speaker 1: That's not cool. That's not cool. 442 00:22:12,279 --> 00:22:15,839 Speaker 2: Well Carlito says that Jericho is a little older, a 443 00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:20,079 little sadder, a little fatter. Jericho stances up. I'm like, 444 00:22:20,119 --> 00:22:24,079 whoa is Jericho fat? Here, and Carlito says, you might 445 00:22:24,119 --> 00:22:25,720 want to give me that apple back. Have you seen 446 00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:27,799 yourself when you wrestle, your love handles pour out of 447 00:22:27,799 --> 00:22:30,960 your tights. Seriously, love handles. That's not cool. 448 00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:36,240 Speaker 1: Yes, yes, the crowd is. 449 00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:40,960 Speaker 2: They fucking hit the pyro, everything. 450 00:22:41,559 --> 00:22:42,519 Speaker 1: To each other, the crowd. 451 00:22:43,559 --> 00:22:47,240 Speaker 2: The boyhood dream has come true for Carli Cologne. But 452 00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:50,680 Jerico says love handles, huh, well, maybe you should do 453 00:22:50,839 --> 00:22:53,200 up your shirt. You don't got abs of steel yourself. 454 00:22:53,319 --> 00:22:56,160 Gordo Jeredo says, you can't tell me what's cool. I'm 455 00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:59,319 the epitome of cool. I'm Canadian, which gets booze from 456 00:22:59,359 --> 00:23:03,519 the crowd of core. Oh yeah, that's how you're gonna. 457 00:23:03,359 --> 00:23:07,039 Speaker 1: Either the inventor of the oh yeah. 458 00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:11,039 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'm Chris Canadian cool. He throws the apple 459 00:23:11,079 --> 00:23:12,640 down and says you just don't get it to you, 460 00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:16,400 sideshow Bob, which gets a big fucking pop here. 461 00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:18,759 Speaker 1: Simpsons is still hot in two thousand and five, so. 462 00:23:18,799 --> 00:23:21,119 Speaker 2: Jericho says, with your little imitation flowery shirt and your 463 00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:25,079 fancy purple Pantsi's ooh, He says. Sean is a unique individual, 464 00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:27,000 and he shures how he does not want to be 465 00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:29,799 on an impostor want to be cheap ass, half ass, 466 00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:32,640 second rate po dunk amateur hour talk show like yours, 467 00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:36,519 just fucking giving it to him, which, by the way, 468 00:23:36,839 --> 00:23:37,440 not cool. 469 00:23:37,839 --> 00:23:39,640 Speaker 1: I mean, like, if I'm thinking of things that are 470 00:23:39,680 --> 00:23:42,359 cool and not cool, that's definitely skew into the not 471 00:23:42,480 --> 00:23:43,200 cool side. Man. 472 00:23:43,279 --> 00:23:45,759 Speaker 2: Come on, they gotta have that not cool meter on 473 00:23:45,839 --> 00:23:47,519 the tron, and it kind of goes one way or 474 00:23:47,519 --> 00:23:50,240 the other, usually leaning towards not cool. Yeah. 475 00:23:50,279 --> 00:23:51,960 Speaker 1: You see a big scale up there, and on the 476 00:23:52,039 --> 00:23:55,319 left is Bart Simpson and on the right it's whatever 477 00:23:55,359 --> 00:23:58,160 you just said, Carlino man just looking bad, man, Like 478 00:23:58,200 --> 00:24:00,000 what you just said was not Bart Simpson. 479 00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:05,519 Speaker 2: Man. So Jericho says, step aside, buddy boy, let why 480 00:24:05,519 --> 00:24:07,720 to j go to work because tonight my guess on 481 00:24:07,720 --> 00:24:10,839 the highlight reel, and Courly just says, no, this is 482 00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:13,480 my show, Come ban, it's my show, and jerksay hold on. 483 00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:16,039 Shawn wants to be a part of the big time. 484 00:24:16,359 --> 00:24:18,720 He wants to be on the original The Johnny Carson 485 00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:24,079 of Raw, not the Carson Daily Big. We hate Carson Daily. Yeah, 486 00:24:24,160 --> 00:24:27,599 Carson Daily sucks, son of a bitch Carson Daily and 487 00:24:28,160 --> 00:24:30,079 fucking what was it? TRL? Yeah? 488 00:24:30,079 --> 00:24:32,319 Speaker 1: I mean people I thought people like TRL. 489 00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:34,440 Speaker 2: So Jered says, ladies and gentlemen and Jared Collocks on 490 00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:36,480 all ages. My guest tonight is the man who's super 491 00:24:36,519 --> 00:24:39,240 kicked the mustache off of Hogan's kisser. He's the heartbreaking 492 00:24:39,359 --> 00:24:42,559 Shawn Michaels. Shawn Michael's music does not hit once again 493 00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:48,079 because Rodny fucking Piper comes out now. Yes, three talk 494 00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:51,480 shows and once here on Monday Night Raw for you 495 00:24:51,599 --> 00:24:52,240 the fans. 496 00:24:52,599 --> 00:24:55,319 Speaker 1: How impressive they were able to fit three talk shows here. 497 00:24:55,359 --> 00:24:57,000 There's definitely more they could have fit in here. I 498 00:24:57,039 --> 00:24:57,960 would have done more. 499 00:24:58,279 --> 00:25:00,640 Speaker 2: As cutting edge happened. Yeah yeah, why just have them 500 00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:02,920 all come out, Have Jerry Springer come out to and say, 501 00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:05,960 you guys all suck so Roddy Piper's musicainst and Jerry Sis, 502 00:25:06,039 --> 00:25:08,799 what dish can't be right? What the hell here? He is? 503 00:25:09,559 --> 00:25:12,799 Viper sis. There's only one original and you're looking at him. 504 00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:16,640 And as far as interviewing Sean Michaels, neither one I 505 00:25:16,799 --> 00:25:20,480 are going to we needn't know why Shawn Michaels blinds 506 00:25:20,519 --> 00:25:23,240 out at Hogan. And you know what, I guarantee you this, 507 00:25:23,319 --> 00:25:26,200 By that time this show's over, I'll have answers to 508 00:25:26,240 --> 00:25:31,400 that question. Cause Shawn Michaels tonight is in the Piper's pet. 509 00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:35,880 Speaker 1: And that's why Piper's introducing Sean Michaels. 510 00:25:36,519 --> 00:25:37,640 Speaker 2: I came to play. 511 00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:45,680 Speaker 1: No. No, actually, everybody, I'm interviewing Danny Baschel. 512 00:25:47,759 --> 00:25:50,200 Speaker 4: Oh no, I thought we were doing Danny Vashion No, 513 00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:53,480 I don't think anybody's doing Danny vashielm. 514 00:25:52,720 --> 00:25:55,240 Speaker 1: So tonight we have Carlito versus shut In Benjamin for 515 00:25:55,279 --> 00:25:56,880 the Intercontinental Championship. 516 00:25:57,240 --> 00:25:59,880 Speaker 2: Mm hmm. It was a rematch from Vengeance. 517 00:26:00,079 --> 00:26:02,680 Speaker 1: Of course, we have the Raw Diva Search someone will 518 00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:05,960 be eliminated tonight, and we also have Kane versus Edge 519 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:06,799 with Leta. 520 00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:11,640 Speaker 2: Oh of course, of course, I'm sure that'll go swimming Lea. 521 00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:14,279 Speaker 1: Whenever I see these three like involved in anything, I 522 00:26:14,279 --> 00:26:16,119 already know it's gonna be a fucked up segment. 523 00:26:16,359 --> 00:26:18,640 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just something. It's either something fucking stupid it's 524 00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:21,480 gonna happen, or there's a smart like I don't you 525 00:26:21,519 --> 00:26:24,160 could probably pinpoint every single segment that Kane lead an 526 00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:25,880 Edge had been in, and there's just a fucking disaster 527 00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:26,759 waiting to be watched. 528 00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:30,279 Speaker 1: Well, Wwe went to Korea and Japan for live events. 529 00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:33,359 John Cena says they did the Sait Thomas super Arena, 530 00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:34,240 which is pretty cool. 531 00:26:34,359 --> 00:26:36,880 Speaker 2: That is fucking cool. He also signed his CD at 532 00:26:36,880 --> 00:26:39,599 the top of Tower Records, which is weird because when 533 00:26:39,599 --> 00:26:41,960 they showed up, a big group of fans were there 534 00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:45,400 in TNA shirts standing DNA like, I can't believe this happened. 535 00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:50,759 A game job, WW go Home, Go Home. 536 00:26:51,279 --> 00:26:52,400 Speaker 1: Stacey Culer was there. 537 00:26:52,440 --> 00:26:54,640 Speaker 2: That was cool, dude, Yes, Stacey was there. That's right. 538 00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:56,759 I mean, wasn't a good a house because Tretsch wasn't there, 539 00:26:56,759 --> 00:26:57,200 But you know. 540 00:26:57,319 --> 00:26:58,680 Speaker 1: I think the house is fine. 541 00:26:59,000 --> 00:26:59,960 Speaker 2: Yeah, you would say that. 542 00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:02,319 Speaker 1: As a matter of fact. They said the house was cool, 543 00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:06,319 which might be better than fine. 544 00:27:06,079 --> 00:27:08,079 Speaker 2: Meeting the meeting I was that said the house was 545 00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:10,279 phoned in. Odd, that's weird. 546 00:27:10,359 --> 00:27:13,039 Speaker 1: So you're telling me that at the Sitomas super Arina 547 00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:16,480 with Stacy Keebler, John Cena and the Juice that like, 548 00:27:16,559 --> 00:27:18,160 people weren't going nuts. 549 00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:21,000 Speaker 2: Now, see no way. Juice is a SmackDown Tour guy. 550 00:27:21,039 --> 00:27:24,039 He was not on the raw fucking house showed loop. 551 00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:30,039 Speaker 1: It was a super show, dumb mass. It was the 552 00:27:30,079 --> 00:27:34,200 Sitomas Super Show Arena. Oh that makes a lot more 553 00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:37,119 sense then, yeah, yeah, better start making the fucking sets, man, 554 00:27:37,279 --> 00:27:40,079 don't disrespect the juice. So we go into our first 555 00:27:40,079 --> 00:27:43,400 match in the evening here Chris Masters versus Tajerry. 556 00:27:43,279 --> 00:27:45,799 Speaker 2: Yes, and Chris Masters comes out here on the stage. 557 00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:49,720 Everyone's quiet, and Jr. Says, do we still have to 558 00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:50,640 be quiet, dude? 559 00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:53,759 Speaker 1: Because Jerry Lawler set him up crazy as fun? So 560 00:27:53,799 --> 00:27:56,640 they do the sit Thomas Super Arina's ship. Chris Masters 561 00:27:56,680 --> 00:27:58,960 comes out in the ramp and someone says something about 562 00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:01,440 great reactions in JAP It might have been Jr. Yeah, 563 00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:03,960 and Jerry always says, speaking of great reactions, listen to 564 00:28:04,039 --> 00:28:06,759 what Chris Masters is about to get. And he comes 565 00:28:06,759 --> 00:28:11,039 out to complete fucking silence, and Jimmy Ross says, uh 566 00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:14,319 so he's anot to be quiet, dude. 567 00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:16,599 Speaker 2: Coach immediately says he's be quiet. 568 00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:20,599 Speaker 1: Damn man, y'all say him, oh crazy for that one? 569 00:28:20,799 --> 00:28:23,759 Speaker 2: Well, God, damn man. Shut off a bitch fucking with 570 00:28:23,799 --> 00:28:24,200 me like that? 571 00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:26,559 Speaker 1: What is piece of shit? Needs to get over. You know, 572 00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:29,359 we're fucking four years removed from the invasion. 573 00:28:29,480 --> 00:28:33,160 Speaker 2: What the fuck we're running out of stars? I mean, 574 00:28:33,279 --> 00:28:35,559 Masters is super fired up in his entrance here, which 575 00:28:35,599 --> 00:28:37,119 is how I knew he was going over. 576 00:28:37,440 --> 00:28:39,720 Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean why not. He's super ripped here too. 577 00:28:39,759 --> 00:28:41,880 The Master Lock hasn't been broken out of yet, so 578 00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:44,000 he's still on his uh ascent here. 579 00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:47,000 Speaker 2: He looks great and uh well Jr. To say two 580 00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:50,079 weeks ago on raw Chris Master's Masterlock challenge with Tajerry, 581 00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:53,359 after Master's gained an unfair advantage, he locked to Jerry 582 00:28:53,359 --> 00:28:56,480 in the mashlock, and after the match, Master's got on 583 00:28:56,519 --> 00:28:58,680 the mic and uh said are you going to respect 584 00:28:58,680 --> 00:29:01,200 the masterpiece? And then to Jerry missed at him in 585 00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:04,079 the eyes one. Uh that's very I mean the ta 586 00:29:04,119 --> 00:29:06,720 Jerry missed after losing the master Log challenge is great. 587 00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:09,359 I wish he could have somehow missed him in the 588 00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:13,240 masterlock and he's still lost. But they they say Chris 589 00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:15,920 Mesher's had an unfair advantage. They don't show it, though. 590 00:29:16,119 --> 00:29:17,960 I'm assuming he jumped them and then put him in. 591 00:29:17,920 --> 00:29:20,680 Speaker 1: It unfair size advantage maybe. 592 00:29:20,480 --> 00:29:25,039 Speaker 5: Ah sure, So to Jerry Rushes the ring and Chris 593 00:29:25,039 --> 00:29:27,200 Masters immediately attacks him as he gets in the ring. 594 00:29:27,279 --> 00:29:30,359 Speaker 1: Here, he backs him to the corner, Butterfly supplexes him out. 595 00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:33,240 Look good the crowd, I think is Chenney ecw here, 596 00:29:33,240 --> 00:29:34,480 which I thought was pretty cool. 597 00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:36,359 Speaker 2: Yes, I did think that was cool too. And of 598 00:29:36,359 --> 00:29:39,359 course they ran New York New Jersey often, so well 599 00:29:39,359 --> 00:29:39,680 why not? 600 00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:41,920 Speaker 1: Yeah, usually they only do it for weapon spots. So 601 00:29:42,039 --> 00:29:43,839 just having a guy like to Jerry in there and 602 00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:47,039 them Cheney easy wls cool well to Jerry kicks down 603 00:29:47,079 --> 00:29:49,319 Masters here, just relentlessly kicking this guy. 604 00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:50,119 Speaker 2: Oh my god. 605 00:29:50,359 --> 00:29:52,440 Speaker 1: Yeah, he sets up for a tornado DDT here, but 606 00:29:52,519 --> 00:29:54,359 Masters throws him out of it. To Jerry hit a 607 00:29:54,359 --> 00:29:55,680 great kick here for two. 608 00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:58,359 Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean he is fucking These are all landing 609 00:29:58,519 --> 00:30:03,160 pretty crazy. Here's he made like playing with the Jerry 610 00:30:03,200 --> 00:30:04,960 in the video games was super fun because he had 611 00:30:04,960 --> 00:30:07,279 a million kicks and they all were remote capped Creator 612 00:30:07,319 --> 00:30:09,039 or a fucking not mo even mo cap. They all 613 00:30:09,079 --> 00:30:09,799 just look cool. Shit. 614 00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:11,200 Speaker 1: Yeah, the animations were dope. 615 00:30:11,319 --> 00:30:11,960 Speaker 2: Yeah, dude. 616 00:30:12,119 --> 00:30:14,720 Speaker 1: So Jerry goes for the tarantula here, but Master's powers 617 00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:16,599 out of it. He grabs him and throws him on 618 00:30:16,599 --> 00:30:19,079 the mat. He walks over and locks him in the 619 00:30:19,119 --> 00:30:20,319 master lock, and. 620 00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:23,559 Speaker 2: He he stands over him. He's hovering, he's looking at 621 00:30:23,559 --> 00:30:25,440 it the crowd, and he sees them all throwing it up. 622 00:30:25,680 --> 00:30:28,359 They're throwing up the symbol. They know what it's time for, 623 00:30:28,720 --> 00:30:30,920 because it's time to lock them up. 624 00:30:31,519 --> 00:30:35,759 Speaker 1: You're not getting out of that man, no fucking chance. 625 00:30:35,799 --> 00:30:37,599 Speaker 2: I mean that. I thought there was gonna be like 626 00:30:37,640 --> 00:30:39,440 something else what he should have did. By the way, 627 00:30:39,519 --> 00:30:41,400 this would have been sick as fuck if the jury 628 00:30:41,400 --> 00:30:43,839 went for the handspring back elbow and he caught him 629 00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:45,119 with the master lock. 630 00:30:45,599 --> 00:30:47,319 Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, like, we ain't doing that. What I'm 631 00:30:47,319 --> 00:30:48,880 gonna do is I'm gonna walk over, I'm gonna stand 632 00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:50,519 over you, and I'm gonna put my finish in and 633 00:30:51,039 --> 00:30:52,240 that's it and. 634 00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:56,039 Speaker 2: Then I win, and then I fucking went Damn. JR. 635 00:30:56,079 --> 00:30:58,440 Calls it a jacked up full Nelson. I like that. 636 00:30:58,440 --> 00:30:59,279 That's a cool, lady, dude. 637 00:30:59,319 --> 00:31:03,440 Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, genetically altered fool Nelson is awesome. HBK 638 00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:05,920 is backstage and he stops to get some coffee. 639 00:31:06,119 --> 00:31:07,960 Speaker 2: He's fucking around with the cameraman too. He says, I 640 00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:10,319 don't walk too fast. Huh, cameraman should have put the 641 00:31:10,359 --> 00:31:10,960 camera down. 642 00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:14,960 Speaker 1: You should have put the camera down and barrated this show. 643 00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:18,160 Speaker 2: Put the camera down, and it's sitting on the coffee table. 644 00:31:18,160 --> 00:31:19,880 It's pointing at both of them. He's fucking waving his 645 00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:21,599 finger in his face. Are you fucking out of your 646 00:31:21,599 --> 00:31:23,039 mind talking to me like that? You know how long 647 00:31:23,039 --> 00:31:24,200 I've been here, dude? 648 00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:25,960 Speaker 1: I mean that would have been awesome as fuck. Like 649 00:31:26,039 --> 00:31:28,359 you could just hear him off camera and berating HBK. 650 00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:31,480 He have one overmatch here? SummerSlam is a one match show. 651 00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:34,640 Do you understand that? Like, you're really pissing me off? 652 00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:36,880 Like what we have here? Did you just watch the 653 00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:37,480 last match? 654 00:31:37,720 --> 00:31:39,079 Speaker 2: We are? This is you? 655 00:31:39,319 --> 00:31:40,519 Speaker 1: This whole show is just you. 656 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:42,920 Speaker 2: Like I can film this like shit, Like I could 657 00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:44,200 give you a lot of tips here, Maybe you can 658 00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:45,680 put a new shirt on, Maybe you could brush your 659 00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:47,920 fucking hair for this backstage, seg real quick, why don't 660 00:31:47,920 --> 00:31:49,640 you figure it out? Actually want to let my boy 661 00:31:49,640 --> 00:31:52,640 handle you? And the guy holding the fucking chords behind 662 00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:54,359 him runs around heads with a masmadonki. 663 00:31:57,480 --> 00:31:58,759 Speaker 1: There's where were that came from? Buddy? 664 00:32:01,519 --> 00:32:03,960 Speaker 2: Sadly, none of that happens, and Sean does the smack down, 665 00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:05,759 shut your mouth cut seen him of stopping and getting 666 00:32:05,759 --> 00:32:06,799 a coffee and have it to drink. 667 00:32:07,160 --> 00:32:09,720 Speaker 1: Well, Kine is gonna be at the San Diego Comic Con. 668 00:32:11,160 --> 00:32:14,400 Speaker 2: Oh him and all. I mean, this lineup is so 669 00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:16,839 goddamn funny. They legit go down to the list of 670 00:32:16,880 --> 00:32:20,319 like every A List celebrity in the world, like Halle Berry, 671 00:32:20,359 --> 00:32:25,799 Angelina Jolie, Sarah, Michelle Geller, Quentin Tarantino, Keanu Reeves, and Kane. 672 00:32:27,319 --> 00:32:29,519 Speaker 1: It pulls up a screen with Caine on it, a 673 00:32:29,519 --> 00:32:31,319 little render. It looks like he's gonna be at like 674 00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:33,039 a kid's birthday party or something. 675 00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:35,480 Speaker 2: Look it's a toys r us ad That's what it 676 00:32:35,480 --> 00:32:36,240 fucking looks like. 677 00:32:36,359 --> 00:32:39,759 Speaker 1: Yeah, great positioning though from WWE. I mean, like sure, 678 00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:41,480 if I was young and I was listening to that, 679 00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:43,000 I'd be like, oh, yeah, Kane must be an A 680 00:32:43,079 --> 00:32:43,799 List celebrity. 681 00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:46,160 Speaker 2: Dude, he goddamn is his name is Kane and he's 682 00:32:46,160 --> 00:32:48,559 gonna be there on Friday's Comic Con. 683 00:32:48,759 --> 00:32:52,880 Speaker 1: Pulls up Kane on the little screen. Fucking unmask Kane 684 00:32:54,119 --> 00:32:58,359 fucking massless. No Aura Jones like, look at this guy, 685 00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:02,079 but that he's back in the mask and said in 686 00:33:02,079 --> 00:33:03,000 the Toys r Us. 687 00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:09,079 Speaker 2: Now I met Mask Kane at a signing. What did 688 00:33:09,119 --> 00:33:11,920 he say to you? Well, I walked up to the table. 689 00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:14,119 I was a very young lad, and he gave me 690 00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:16,240 an autograph. He signed it. I still have the autograph 691 00:33:16,319 --> 00:33:18,279 to this day. And he looked me in the eyes 692 00:33:18,279 --> 00:33:21,400 of his beady little eyes and he said, my name 693 00:33:21,599 --> 00:33:25,880 is Jane. That's the only shit it is. 694 00:33:26,559 --> 00:33:34,279 Speaker 1: Wow, Mommy, You'll never. 695 00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:34,599 Speaker 2: And he shook my hand. He was wearing the glove. 696 00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:37,359 Speaker 1: Oh wow, he shook your hand with the glove on. 697 00:33:37,799 --> 00:33:39,240 Speaker 2: I don't know why he was wearing the glove. He 698 00:33:39,319 --> 00:33:41,759 had like every like he was in casual wear, but 699 00:33:41,759 --> 00:33:43,599 he still had the glove on. I never even thought 700 00:33:43,599 --> 00:33:45,119 of that until now. I don't know why he did that. 701 00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:46,920 Speaker 1: Was he like in a button up shirt? 702 00:33:47,079 --> 00:33:51,079 Speaker 2: He was definitely Yeah, I think so. He like the mask. 703 00:33:51,160 --> 00:33:53,240 He had just normal cane with glove. 704 00:33:53,519 --> 00:33:54,960 Speaker 1: Bro, who did you meet? 705 00:33:58,480 --> 00:34:01,759 Speaker 2: It was like fastest, like, bro, just met. 706 00:34:01,559 --> 00:34:03,880 Speaker 1: A random guy that Kane mas well Ship. 707 00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:05,720 Speaker 2: He looked at me and he said, my name is Kane. 708 00:34:05,720 --> 00:34:10,280 That was him. Why would he fucking lie? Holy Ship? 709 00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:14,920 Speaker 1: Yeah, I was like the Maller's the guy there signed 710 00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:17,719 auto grass. He was in a fund im sure. 711 00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:29,400 Speaker 2: You tell me. I got double swear epically work Ship 712 00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:36,599 Now fuck you, Hell's Kane? Fuck you? 713 00:34:40,719 --> 00:34:42,840 Speaker 1: He hasn't wash that hand says that day. 714 00:34:44,199 --> 00:34:46,559 Speaker 2: Ore my ass. That's unrelated though. 715 00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:58,400 Speaker 1: That's odd Holy Ship. Yeah you're not thinking about it now. 716 00:34:58,440 --> 00:35:02,800 It's odd in a polar Ralph Lauren shirt some flags. 717 00:35:03,360 --> 00:35:06,559 Speaker 2: Why do you have the glove without the outfit on? 718 00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:08,920 Speaker 1: He was speaking without the boys box that was on. 719 00:35:10,119 --> 00:35:14,440 Speaker 2: It was remember that, and I remember the line of 720 00:35:14,519 --> 00:35:17,199 people there was multiple xbox sucks dance. 721 00:35:20,639 --> 00:35:28,440 Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember Boston. The mall was Yeah, I don't 722 00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:36,000 know why he was in the fucking Valenciaga Yeah yeah. 723 00:35:37,079 --> 00:35:38,880 Speaker 2: And then he picked you up and did a spinning 724 00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:39,960 tube stone. 725 00:35:43,599 --> 00:35:45,400 Speaker 1: And then I walked away with his Kiddoen sticks. 726 00:35:46,559 --> 00:35:46,760 Speaker 2: Yeah. 727 00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:51,360 Speaker 1: I never questioned it, but it was awesome. It was incredible. 728 00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:54,400 Speaker 2: Some would say it's cool. 729 00:35:56,159 --> 00:36:06,480 Speaker 1: Holy Ship, man, fuck you. I met Caine, Hey man, 730 00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:08,000 you ain't got to convince me. 731 00:36:09,639 --> 00:36:10,719 Speaker 2: It sounds like I do. 732 00:36:12,599 --> 00:36:19,400 Speaker 6: Yeah you met Kane hell, Yeah, well yes I do. 733 00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:21,800 Speaker 2: Centers. 734 00:36:22,239 --> 00:36:27,159 Speaker 1: Yeah, you have a list of guys I like to 735 00:36:27,159 --> 00:36:33,239 meet at the San Diego Comic Keanna Reeves squintin Massless 736 00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:34,159 shitty Cane. 737 00:36:36,760 --> 00:36:39,559 Speaker 2: That's what it says above his banner, like conta reason's 738 00:36:39,599 --> 00:36:42,239 full name and Michelle Michelle Geller and a kid's a 739 00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:43,760 shitty little Unbasscade. 740 00:36:45,199 --> 00:37:02,920 Speaker 1: It's like Virgi table Massless. I swear it's me can. 741 00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:08,079 Speaker 2: Hey, you don't got to convince me, brother, I'm nine 742 00:37:08,119 --> 00:37:08,599 years old. 743 00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:20,760 Speaker 1: Just read say place. So we go backstage. Edges here 744 00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:25,199 with Lita when the flip fetish freaks. He walks up 745 00:37:25,239 --> 00:37:35,039 and says, hey, how's it going? Everybody mech king me too? 746 00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:41,800 Please remember I'm here, all right, Well, if you need me, 747 00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:42,280 I'm here. 748 00:37:42,559 --> 00:37:44,760 Speaker 2: So Snitsky walks in the room. He DAPs up Cane 749 00:37:44,840 --> 00:37:53,079 or OK. At this point, it could have been anybody 750 00:37:53,159 --> 00:38:00,320 can be Cane from what. 751 00:38:00,599 --> 00:38:18,199 Speaker 1: Agent her basic You girls feeder out. 752 00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:21,559 Speaker 2: So Edge so sink, Hey, we were just watching our 753 00:38:21,559 --> 00:38:25,320 wedding video. They got a little model there, so we uh, 754 00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:28,760 they're show I guess last week they did a wedding 755 00:38:28,920 --> 00:38:31,440 with Edge and Lida because they do that, and they 756 00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:34,519 did a fake out spot where they they played Matt 757 00:38:34,559 --> 00:38:37,480 Hardy's music. Oh no, sorry they faked out. Caine was 758 00:38:37,519 --> 00:38:40,599 coming first, I think, and Ed says, you know we 759 00:38:40,599 --> 00:38:42,360 we were pretending kin is coming out to a big, 760 00:38:42,440 --> 00:38:44,679 unusual looking man. It was actually you, and I mean 761 00:38:44,719 --> 00:38:46,519 that in a good way. Ed says, look at that 762 00:38:46,519 --> 00:38:49,320 Oscar winning performance, and then he looks at and says, 763 00:38:49,320 --> 00:38:53,000 by the way, it wasn't your fault. He says, I know, 764 00:38:54,199 --> 00:39:00,599 I know, And then they fast forward to the part 765 00:39:00,639 --> 00:39:02,480 here where he says, you know, I go in a 766 00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:04,159 fast forward to my favorite part and it was my idea, 767 00:39:04,159 --> 00:39:06,480 I gotta admit, And they show the Matt Hardy entrance 768 00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:09,400 fake out where they played Matt's theme and uh tron 769 00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:12,000 and it says kid should be thankful. It's the biggest 770 00:39:12,039 --> 00:39:14,239 poppy's ever gonna get. It says the night didn't end 771 00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:16,880 up like we won in for one reason. That big 772 00:39:17,039 --> 00:39:20,800 ugly bastard cane, shitty little no rm massless cane. 773 00:39:21,639 --> 00:39:24,719 Speaker 1: Oh Nora Jones. I saw him just outside. 774 00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:31,599 Speaker 2: The room and that says, which, uhs bring me tonight, Jeane, Geene. 775 00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:35,079 Speaker 1: That's right, that's my first name, first name. I mean, 776 00:39:35,079 --> 00:39:37,159 you can call me that. Anyone that show could call 777 00:39:37,159 --> 00:39:38,880 me that. No one ever calls me that, but I 778 00:39:38,920 --> 00:39:40,599 respect that. Thank you, He. 779 00:39:40,559 --> 00:39:42,599 Speaker 2: Says, Gene. I have a Matcheal King Knight and uh, 780 00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:45,679 Lena and I have come to an understanding that you 781 00:39:45,760 --> 00:39:47,480 have a bit of a fetish, dude. 782 00:39:47,519 --> 00:39:50,400 Speaker 1: I mean, like so, like they're sitting there watching this 783 00:39:50,480 --> 00:39:54,599 wedding back and Snitsky is like staring off into like space, 784 00:39:54,679 --> 00:39:57,079 I thought. And then I took a second and I 785 00:39:57,199 --> 00:39:59,760 scanned the room, and I was like, no way, this 786 00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:01,840 guy is looking at Lida's fucking feet. 787 00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:04,400 Speaker 2: I think this is the debut of his foot thing. 788 00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:06,920 Speaker 1: What the fuck is going on in this company? Man? 789 00:40:07,159 --> 00:40:09,639 Didn't Carlito just say earlier there are many reasons to 790 00:40:09,639 --> 00:40:11,800 be watching her all what all these reasons? 791 00:40:11,840 --> 00:40:15,199 Speaker 2: This is one of them? The Snitsky feet angle. Yeah 792 00:40:15,239 --> 00:40:17,159 he uh, he says, you know you have a bit 793 00:40:17,199 --> 00:40:21,440 of a fetish come to understand that you enjoy women's feet. Oh, 794 00:40:21,480 --> 00:40:23,400 we should just fucking pull this off the air now, 795 00:40:23,480 --> 00:40:24,519 can Wow? 796 00:40:24,559 --> 00:40:29,960 Speaker 1: This show fucking sucks? Holy fuck? WCW died for this? 797 00:40:30,199 --> 00:40:32,840 Really was the show's really that bad? 798 00:40:32,960 --> 00:40:33,320 Speaker 2: Thunder? 799 00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:34,079 Speaker 1: Was that bad? 800 00:40:34,159 --> 00:40:38,360 Speaker 2: Gosh? I mean goddamn. Solita lays her legs on Edge's 801 00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:40,639 lap and she has her toes out right in front 802 00:40:40,639 --> 00:40:44,320 of Snitzky's face, and Snitsky is full smelling her feet 803 00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:49,360 like like cartoon whiff of her feet. He almost started floating, 804 00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:53,639 fucking this is ridiculous. And Edge is like, yeah, yeah, 805 00:40:53,719 --> 00:40:56,239 get a good get a sniff of that. Yeah like 806 00:40:56,320 --> 00:40:59,639 that that these things can do wondrous things, big man. 807 00:41:00,119 --> 00:41:01,880 Speaker 1: This is this how a foot fetish works. 808 00:41:02,079 --> 00:41:04,760 Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, like you remember, it's exactly how we described it. 809 00:41:04,760 --> 00:41:06,320 They should have did this the whole time, where someone 810 00:41:06,360 --> 00:41:08,000 just gets their feet out and he gets fucked up 811 00:41:08,079 --> 00:41:10,480 over it. So he says, Edge says, here's the deal, tonight, 812 00:41:10,519 --> 00:41:13,320 you pat my back and maybe these little things will 813 00:41:13,320 --> 00:41:15,840 pat yours. You help me in my actual cane, and 814 00:41:15,960 --> 00:41:17,639 maybe you can have a go at Lda's feet. 815 00:41:19,320 --> 00:41:21,119 Speaker 1: Have a go, maybe you can have a go at 816 00:41:21,199 --> 00:41:24,280 Leada's feet. I hope just copany dies. 817 00:41:26,239 --> 00:41:32,840 Speaker 2: Today, dude, Ed, I mean Feena's face. Ed says you 818 00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:36,000 like that, and Snincy says, I like that, and Ede 819 00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:38,599 says you want a little taste, Well, go ahead, big man, 820 00:41:39,239 --> 00:41:44,480 and Snitsky rears back tongue out to fucking ridiculous looking 821 00:41:44,599 --> 00:41:46,480 and goes for her feet and Edge blocks it with 822 00:41:46,480 --> 00:41:48,119 his hand and gets his tongue all on him and says, 823 00:41:48,119 --> 00:41:52,000 oh no, no, and Stincy says what and Edge says, 824 00:41:52,079 --> 00:41:55,239 on second thought, you need to complete your first mission 825 00:41:55,920 --> 00:41:59,119 or else you're s o L do you know? 826 00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:05,480 Speaker 1: No, come on that the second one, the first. 827 00:42:04,679 --> 00:42:07,440 Speaker 2: The first thing, and that says we have a deal 828 00:42:07,599 --> 00:42:09,599 and says he says, yeah, it's a deal, buddy, and 829 00:42:09,639 --> 00:42:12,480 it says I'll see you out there, and snitsky leaves 830 00:42:12,559 --> 00:42:15,280 and he says, I'll see you and I'll see those 831 00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:17,000 toes later. Yeah. 832 00:42:17,039 --> 00:42:20,119 Speaker 1: Man, this is fucked up. Man, all this is fucked up. 833 00:42:20,159 --> 00:42:22,239 We have a good match on this show. So two 834 00:42:22,239 --> 00:42:25,360 weeks ago at Vengeance, Triple H got fucked against Batista, 835 00:42:25,480 --> 00:42:28,320 right damn he did. Yeah, he shows him walking out 836 00:42:28,320 --> 00:42:31,079 of the cage. H. He's all bloody and he's gonna 837 00:42:31,119 --> 00:42:32,000 be taking some time off. 838 00:42:32,079 --> 00:42:34,320 Speaker 2: Yeah. A lot of people thought Batista couldn't beat Triple AH. 839 00:42:34,360 --> 00:42:36,719 Three times. He did, and that was Triple H his 840 00:42:36,760 --> 00:42:39,039 first loss in Helena Shell. And I got a feeling 841 00:42:39,079 --> 00:42:41,840 on Sunday we're gonna see a new Triple H. Well, 842 00:42:41,880 --> 00:42:42,920 the fuck is on Sunday. 843 00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:47,119 Speaker 1: Well, I'm just kind of hoping it, you know, within 844 00:42:47,159 --> 00:42:47,519 the week. 845 00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:56,320 Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, I guess that's fucking's completely fair. Yeah, I 846 00:42:56,360 --> 00:42:59,679 mean like, hopefully didn't cast shack. Hopefully by Sunday he's 847 00:42:59,679 --> 00:43:01,480 find it can work Monday. 848 00:43:02,719 --> 00:43:03,639 Speaker 1: Yeah, take you Tom. 849 00:43:06,360 --> 00:43:08,440 Speaker 2: That makes a lot of sense. Yeah okay, yeah yeah. 850 00:43:08,480 --> 00:43:10,760 Maybe doctor Kavorkian can give him the okay to get 851 00:43:10,800 --> 00:43:11,599 on in here. 852 00:43:11,719 --> 00:43:13,719 Speaker 1: Triple Ac lost the only hell of cell against his 853 00:43:13,719 --> 00:43:16,039 best friend. That's great, Go do good business. 854 00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:18,559 Speaker 2: Maybe want to push somebodys over Paul. 855 00:43:18,480 --> 00:43:20,199 Speaker 1: Oh Ship, but he's off the tape SmackDown. 856 00:43:20,199 --> 00:43:20,519 Speaker 2: That will do. 857 00:43:24,280 --> 00:43:31,159 Speaker 1: Bross drowning. W w E Slam of the Week brought 858 00:43:31,199 --> 00:43:34,840 to you by Stanley Tools. You gotta nail fuck it. 859 00:43:37,639 --> 00:43:40,679 Shelton goes for the stinger Splash j R. Calls it 860 00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:42,199 that I did not expect that. 861 00:43:42,199 --> 00:43:45,519 Speaker 2: That was awesome. He did call it that. That's fucking incredible. 862 00:43:45,679 --> 00:43:48,400 Speaker 1: He ends up smacking against the exposed term buckle and 863 00:43:48,440 --> 00:43:51,760 this allows Carlito to win the inter Continental Championship. 864 00:43:51,400 --> 00:43:54,800 Speaker 2: Which is looking at it cool. 865 00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:59,880 Speaker 1: Ding ding dingy. So up next we have Carlito versus 866 00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:03,440 Shelton Benjamin for the Ercono Championship. It is a return 867 00:44:03,559 --> 00:44:06,400 match from the previous match we just talked about. Ain't 868 00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:10,199 no stopping Me No All time great entrance song. 869 00:44:10,159 --> 00:44:11,320 Speaker 2: He looks fucking great here too. 870 00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:13,320 Speaker 1: Man, these guys wrestled a lot. 871 00:44:13,480 --> 00:44:17,519 Speaker 2: These guys wrestled a ton, and this match felt like 872 00:44:17,880 --> 00:44:21,480 they were given more time than their usual match and 873 00:44:21,519 --> 00:44:22,719 they didn't know what to do with it. 874 00:44:23,159 --> 00:44:26,119 Speaker 1: So Shelton immediately takes over here because the story is 875 00:44:26,159 --> 00:44:28,360 pound for pound, he's better than Carlito. Are wrestling, but 876 00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:33,119 Carlito takes shortcuts. Of course, Carlito chops Shelton, and Shelton 877 00:44:33,159 --> 00:44:35,480 takes them back down, chops him even harder, follows up 878 00:44:35,519 --> 00:44:37,920 with a drop kick, gets the first two of the match. 879 00:44:38,280 --> 00:44:40,719 Shelton goes for an inside cradle, which I thought was 880 00:44:40,840 --> 00:44:43,719 very cool. Just yes, an offensive inside cradle. You don't 881 00:44:43,719 --> 00:44:44,519 see that very often. 882 00:44:44,639 --> 00:44:46,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, it wasn't a reversal or anything. 883 00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:48,159 Speaker 1: He just went for right, Yeah, just just kind of 884 00:44:48,159 --> 00:44:49,880 went down for it and tried to bet him, which 885 00:44:49,880 --> 00:44:51,760 you know, that's how a flash bench should work, So 886 00:44:51,840 --> 00:44:54,840 I'll take it. Carlito drop kicked Shelton, but Shelton kicks up. 887 00:44:55,079 --> 00:44:59,719 Carlito backs into Shelton and says, oh shit, he legit 888 00:44:59,760 --> 00:45:03,400 does say that. Carlito powders Shelton, baseball slides them. We 889 00:45:03,440 --> 00:45:07,199 head to commercial we come back from commercial here, and 890 00:45:07,239 --> 00:45:09,199 now it's time to slow it down. 891 00:45:09,760 --> 00:45:11,800 Speaker 2: Just a little bit of just a little bit of 892 00:45:12,039 --> 00:45:14,920 heat for my man Carlito. You know, Shelton's got to 893 00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:17,320 fight up from a sleeper. He's got to go into 894 00:45:17,360 --> 00:45:20,559 the barricade on the floor. Uh, we do get a 895 00:45:20,599 --> 00:45:21,960 sideshow bob chan here? 896 00:45:22,199 --> 00:45:23,559 Speaker 1: Oh is that what they were channing? 897 00:45:23,679 --> 00:45:24,800 Speaker 2: Yes, yes it was. 898 00:45:25,079 --> 00:45:26,800 Speaker 1: There was a Ring of Honors sign in the crowd. 899 00:45:27,159 --> 00:45:29,119 Speaker 2: Dude, there was, I did see that. I'm assuming they 900 00:45:29,159 --> 00:45:30,920 immediately confiscated that, dude. 901 00:45:30,960 --> 00:45:34,000 Speaker 1: I mean, like, this is like an incredibly long chin 902 00:45:34,079 --> 00:45:35,000 lock heat segment. 903 00:45:35,159 --> 00:45:38,599 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's dude, It's okay. We come out of commercial. 904 00:45:38,840 --> 00:45:41,599 They're doing Shelton fighting up from a chin lock. Then 905 00:45:41,719 --> 00:45:44,800 at some point they go back into it, maybe two 906 00:45:44,840 --> 00:45:45,559 more times. 907 00:45:46,280 --> 00:45:48,440 Speaker 1: Shelton finally works up. He hits a neck breaker for 908 00:45:48,440 --> 00:45:51,519 a two. Carlito hits a superplex for a two. He 909 00:45:51,519 --> 00:45:54,119 heads out to grab the belt. Here the ref grabs 910 00:45:54,119 --> 00:45:56,320 the belt from Carlito. He gets thrown to the outside. 911 00:45:56,920 --> 00:46:00,000 I'm wondering, Okay, where are we going with this one. Yeah, 912 00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:02,360 Shelton hits a samo and drop here, Carlito goes for 913 00:46:02,440 --> 00:46:05,039 the belt that's on the floor. Shuton grabs him by 914 00:46:05,079 --> 00:46:07,719 the hair. They struggle over a souplex on the ropes. 915 00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:11,559 Speaker 2: That was awesome, dude, Okay, great, great struggle there, like 916 00:46:11,599 --> 00:46:14,440 the crowd bit on all of that. Shelton pretty much 917 00:46:14,440 --> 00:46:17,519 gets vertical on one of these before like pulling himself 918 00:46:17,559 --> 00:46:19,880 back down anyeah, Like you said, I'm trying. I was like, okay, 919 00:46:19,920 --> 00:46:23,679 this is probably like ref doesn't see. Ref stops Shelton 920 00:46:23,719 --> 00:46:25,840 from going outside. So Carlito hits him in the head 921 00:46:25,840 --> 00:46:28,159 with the belt and then wins. But no, it was 922 00:46:28,599 --> 00:46:30,199 it was something shittier. 923 00:46:29,960 --> 00:46:33,400 Speaker 1: Shutting kicks Carlito off the apron big applause here the 924 00:46:33,480 --> 00:46:37,039 ref gets to seven. Carlito gets up, he grabs the 925 00:46:37,039 --> 00:46:38,519 belt and leaves and gets counted out. 926 00:46:38,760 --> 00:46:43,800 Speaker 4: Oh shut up a bit, fuck you, Fuck you, you 927 00:46:43,960 --> 00:46:45,280 lazy bastard, Fuck. 928 00:46:45,159 --> 00:46:46,119 Speaker 2: You your whole family. 929 00:46:46,360 --> 00:46:48,199 Speaker 1: Where's Rick Flair? Get this guy? 930 00:46:49,599 --> 00:46:52,400 Speaker 2: Fuck all the clones. It's the jam standing up in 931 00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:57,599 his chair, double birds in the sky, fucking a Clone Jr. 932 00:46:57,719 --> 00:46:59,440 Is flipping out. He said, wait a damn minute, I'll 933 00:46:59,440 --> 00:47:02,079 be damned. How cool is this. He's running like a 934 00:47:02,119 --> 00:47:02,920 scalded dog. 935 00:47:03,239 --> 00:47:06,639 Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought the finish was gonna be referee grabs 936 00:47:06,719 --> 00:47:10,039 Shelton because he's grabbing his hair. M I thought they 937 00:47:10,039 --> 00:47:12,559 were gonna go back to the hair. Ref grabs him 938 00:47:12,559 --> 00:47:15,840 around the waist title shot so the ref doesn't see it, 939 00:47:16,119 --> 00:47:18,840 he gets the pin. I think people, I think there 940 00:47:18,840 --> 00:47:20,480 would have been more heat there. I don't think this 941 00:47:20,880 --> 00:47:23,280 whatever this and but here's the deal with this, right, 942 00:47:23,360 --> 00:47:27,159 Like for countouts to exist in wrestling, there does need 943 00:47:27,199 --> 00:47:27,800 to be counted. 944 00:47:27,800 --> 00:47:29,400 Speaker 2: It has to be some Yeah. 945 00:47:29,599 --> 00:47:32,599 Speaker 1: I do remember watching this era and remembering a lot 946 00:47:32,639 --> 00:47:34,320 of countouts, though I feel like this was like a 947 00:47:34,360 --> 00:47:38,800 pretty common finish where championship guy heel just kind of 948 00:47:38,800 --> 00:47:41,199 walks out to the point where it's like, okay, now 949 00:47:41,239 --> 00:47:43,079 you just waste him a fucking time. There's a difference 950 00:47:43,119 --> 00:47:46,960 between like, you know, making sure that things are set 951 00:47:47,039 --> 00:47:49,679 up in the world so they make sense so you 952 00:47:49,679 --> 00:47:52,760 can call back to him, and another is like, yeah, 953 00:47:52,800 --> 00:47:54,599 we just didn't want to fucking finish for this match. 954 00:47:54,880 --> 00:47:56,360 Speaker 2: We just could have come up with something. Yeah, because 955 00:47:56,360 --> 00:47:58,679 if Carlino does, why doesn't every champion do this? That's 956 00:47:58,679 --> 00:48:01,719 a heel, right, yeah, And it's like okay, like okay, 957 00:48:01,760 --> 00:48:03,760 Bischoff's the heel GM So he's not gonna make a 958 00:48:03,840 --> 00:48:06,719 rule against the champions doing this, but like he's also 959 00:48:06,800 --> 00:48:09,400 later saying like, hey, I decide when the title matches are, like, 960 00:48:09,400 --> 00:48:12,000 wouldn't you like it? Just I don't know, it's insulting. 961 00:48:12,280 --> 00:48:15,800 Speaker 1: Well. Eric Bischoff and John Cena are backstage arguing this 962 00:48:15,920 --> 00:48:17,440 was film W CW style. 963 00:48:17,639 --> 00:48:20,079 Speaker 2: Yeah it's pretty far away. I mean they're both arguing 964 00:48:20,119 --> 00:48:21,840 scene is probably like damn, that should have had a 965 00:48:21,920 --> 00:48:23,599 been a finish, and Bishop said, I don't give a 966 00:48:23,599 --> 00:48:25,800 fuck about this shit. He has show anyways, who cares? 967 00:48:26,360 --> 00:48:30,360 Speaker 1: Ww rewind brought to you by Subway Sandwiches. 968 00:48:32,719 --> 00:48:37,199 Speaker 2: Get them, get them toasted if you want them toasted. 969 00:48:37,880 --> 00:48:39,639 Speaker 1: You ever seen the videos where guys go in and 970 00:48:39,639 --> 00:48:42,679 they ask him to toast that sandwich like a hundred times? No, 971 00:48:43,079 --> 00:48:44,639 oh you haven't seen those. I have to leave. 972 00:48:46,119 --> 00:48:46,360 Speaker 4: One. 973 00:48:46,679 --> 00:48:48,679 Speaker 1: I saw one like this past week. Oh yeah, for 974 00:48:48,719 --> 00:48:50,519 some reason they do it. I don't I don't understand 975 00:48:50,559 --> 00:48:53,400 why they pulled the sub out the goddamn microwave, and 976 00:48:53,440 --> 00:48:55,800 I mean it is crisp and to the point where 977 00:48:55,840 --> 00:48:59,000 like you can't even see it. Yeah, like wow, it 978 00:48:59,039 --> 00:49:03,039 looks like litter, like something exploded on the plate. It 979 00:49:03,079 --> 00:49:05,480 looks nuts, man, It's like, could you do it one 980 00:49:05,480 --> 00:49:09,719 more time? It's like steaming the whole building up. Yeah, 981 00:49:09,760 --> 00:49:10,360 it's funny. 982 00:49:10,440 --> 00:49:12,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, probably burning the ceiling. 983 00:49:12,360 --> 00:49:13,960 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's it's a lot. 984 00:49:14,360 --> 00:49:15,039 Speaker 2: You gotta show me. 985 00:49:15,679 --> 00:49:18,599 Speaker 1: Yeah, you know. Subway artists are gonna get the job done. 986 00:49:18,880 --> 00:49:21,679 Speaker 2: Regard I mean much respect to the Sandwich artists of 987 00:49:21,719 --> 00:49:23,559 the world. We fuck with you. 988 00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:27,599 Speaker 1: Last week, John Cena and Chris Jericho brawl during Jericho's 989 00:49:27,599 --> 00:49:28,639 talk shows segment. 990 00:49:28,880 --> 00:49:32,159 Speaker 2: Of course, yes, Sena said why to j Homie, I 991 00:49:32,199 --> 00:49:35,599 look at you and see why too cheap? And then 992 00:49:35,639 --> 00:49:38,639 they do a big brawl, of course on the highlight reel. 993 00:49:38,800 --> 00:49:41,840 But thankfully it's time for the John Cena town Hall. 994 00:49:41,920 --> 00:49:44,679 Speaker 1: Now that's right, we're heading right into the John Cena 995 00:49:44,719 --> 00:49:47,320 town Hall. They bring up a lower third the w 996 00:49:47,480 --> 00:49:50,440 W Champion. John Cena will be on the daily download 997 00:49:50,480 --> 00:49:51,119 on Fuse TV. 998 00:49:51,599 --> 00:49:52,960 Speaker 2: What the fuck was this? Do you know? 999 00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:53,079 Speaker 1: What? 1000 00:49:53,280 --> 00:49:56,119 Speaker 2: Have you seen? This? It was a live one hour 1001 00:49:56,239 --> 00:49:58,639 music and countdown show on Fuse TV that are aired 1002 00:49:58,639 --> 00:50:02,719 from four to six. Program featured uh the nation's most 1003 00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:06,119 frequently downloaded tracks artists interview This is fucking trl What 1004 00:50:06,159 --> 00:50:07,000 the fuck I was about? 1005 00:50:07,039 --> 00:50:08,679 Speaker 1: To say that sounds a lot like TRL. 1006 00:50:08,880 --> 00:50:10,599 Speaker 2: There was probably a bunch of these though, to be fair, 1007 00:50:10,679 --> 00:50:12,360 like Tiro was probably hot and they were like, oh fuck, 1008 00:50:12,559 --> 00:50:13,800 we should do a TRL. 1009 00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:16,639 Speaker 1: Didn't TRL have a DDP and Raven on it? 1010 00:50:16,760 --> 00:50:20,920 Speaker 2: Dude? Yeah, and didn't like Raven like shoot knock getting 1011 00:50:20,920 --> 00:50:21,719 the DDP on it. 1012 00:50:21,800 --> 00:50:24,239 Speaker 1: Yeah, it was super hard with the stop side or something. 1013 00:50:24,800 --> 00:50:30,199 Speaker 2: That's right. Holy fuck, that's fucking insane. Yeah, the the 1014 00:50:30,320 --> 00:50:33,800 DDP Raven thing on Tiro reminds me of uh, Space 1015 00:50:33,880 --> 00:50:35,239 cos having wrestlers on there was it? 1016 00:50:35,320 --> 00:50:36,880 Speaker 1: Who Macha Man was on there? 1017 00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:39,920 Speaker 2: Hogan was too? Right? Was Cartoon Network owned by Turner? 1018 00:50:40,119 --> 00:50:44,079 Speaker 5: It was, Yeah, ah, so that's why that's fucking pretty. 1019 00:50:44,239 --> 00:50:45,519 Speaker 2: Space Coast was sick, dude. 1020 00:50:45,519 --> 00:50:47,639 Speaker 1: Space Coast was awesome. They made that show for like 1021 00:50:47,719 --> 00:50:50,760 no money at all. Really, the history of Adult Swim 1022 00:50:50,840 --> 00:50:53,199 is crazy. Yeah, Well, they had the assets already because 1023 00:50:53,239 --> 00:50:56,480 Turner owned all the Hanna Barbaras stuff, So like they 1024 00:50:56,559 --> 00:50:58,840 just repurposed a bunch of the assets and then like 1025 00:50:58,920 --> 00:51:01,559 most of the scenes were literally just Space goes sitting 1026 00:51:01,559 --> 00:51:04,480 there while someone on the screen, Yeah, while someone on 1027 00:51:04,480 --> 00:51:06,880 the screen is talking a real person. So like the 1028 00:51:06,960 --> 00:51:09,840 show was super cheap, like Harvey. Harvey Byrdman was cheap. 1029 00:51:10,079 --> 00:51:11,880 A lot of those shows were like super cheap, like 1030 00:51:11,880 --> 00:51:12,800 The Attorney of Law one. 1031 00:51:12,840 --> 00:51:13,480 Speaker 2: I didn't know that. 1032 00:51:14,320 --> 00:51:17,039 Speaker 1: Yeah, and like they I mean, the shows that really 1033 00:51:17,119 --> 00:51:20,039 changed the network were Family Guy in Futurama. Sure, Aquatin 1034 00:51:20,119 --> 00:51:22,559 Hunger Force also was a huge thing for them too, 1035 00:51:22,599 --> 00:51:25,440 but yeah, I mean they started with like nothing at all, 1036 00:51:25,599 --> 00:51:28,079 and at this point I thought that Adult Swim is 1037 00:51:28,079 --> 00:51:30,239 like half the fucking network. I feel like Adult Swim 1038 00:51:30,280 --> 00:51:33,639 starts at like four pm. Now, it's pretty nuts. Yeah, 1039 00:51:33,639 --> 00:51:36,119 that was a good era. Man uh Aqatane Hunger for 1040 00:51:36,199 --> 00:51:38,119 has changed my life. I mean I watched that show 1041 00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:40,960 so much. I remember having little videos on my flip 1042 00:51:40,960 --> 00:51:45,480 phone of Akatine home. Yeah, like that show changed everything 1043 00:51:45,519 --> 00:51:48,199 about my personality. I think. I think there's like me 1044 00:51:48,360 --> 00:51:50,559 before Aquatine and then me POSTOFU. 1045 00:51:50,840 --> 00:51:51,239 Speaker 2: Yeah. 1046 00:51:51,400 --> 00:51:53,800 Speaker 1: I was super big into all the Adult Swim stuff. 1047 00:51:53,840 --> 00:51:56,079 I thought. I thought that network was awesome. 1048 00:51:56,119 --> 00:51:58,199 Speaker 2: They had a lot of good ship. Dude, so scene 1049 00:51:58,199 --> 00:52:00,239 as out here he's fired off, He's pacing round the 1050 00:52:00,320 --> 00:52:04,679 ring crazy and Seena says New Jersey Chain Gang. Well, yeah, 1051 00:52:04,719 --> 00:52:06,519 I guess that is right. Even though I mean, we 1052 00:52:06,840 --> 00:52:09,000 are sharing New York all night. John, I don't know 1053 00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:09,920 what your fucking big. 1054 00:52:10,079 --> 00:52:12,800 Speaker 1: I've really been trying to not say New Jersey. 1055 00:52:12,639 --> 00:52:14,800 Speaker 2: Like you could chill out with that. See he says, 1056 00:52:14,800 --> 00:52:17,000 stand up, shake a leg, move around, do the hokey pokey, 1057 00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:18,760 the hoot scoop pooky that Texas to stuff. I don't 1058 00:52:18,760 --> 00:52:23,079 care what you gotta do. Make some noise. Oho. Oh no, 1059 00:52:23,559 --> 00:52:27,159 fuck you man, sina Is I mean the the if 1060 00:52:27,159 --> 00:52:30,760 he hasn't already, I mean he's becoming cornball. John Cena, 1061 00:52:30,880 --> 00:52:32,000 very quickly on the mic. 1062 00:52:32,079 --> 00:52:33,800 Speaker 1: Is taking him over like a symbiote. 1063 00:52:33,800 --> 00:52:36,599 Speaker 2: They're begging for him to be the pg masta and 1064 00:52:36,639 --> 00:52:39,239 he uh, he says he's got Eric Bischoff up his ass. 1065 00:52:39,840 --> 00:52:39,960 Speaker 1: Uh. 1066 00:52:40,079 --> 00:52:42,960 Speaker 2: He mocks him. He says, you're a disgrace to raw, 1067 00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:44,960 You're a bad champion, you break the rules. Get out 1068 00:52:44,960 --> 00:52:46,320 of my face. Man, you sound like my mother from 1069 00:52:46,400 --> 00:52:47,559 junior high. 1070 00:52:47,320 --> 00:52:53,519 Speaker 1: Freddy pebbles ass boobies. 1071 00:52:57,000 --> 00:53:00,440 Speaker 2: And then I got why too cheap this is not 1072 00:53:00,519 --> 00:53:02,400 get over? Why too cheap does not get over? 1073 00:53:02,719 --> 00:53:04,320 Speaker 1: I mean he's trying some stuff. 1074 00:53:04,440 --> 00:53:06,280 Speaker 2: Talk about how last week on the Highlight really kicked 1075 00:53:06,280 --> 00:53:08,760 my ass. Y'all we're watching hell, I was there. We 1076 00:53:08,840 --> 00:53:11,480 turned that some bitch into the Jerry Spriggers show, he says, 1077 00:53:11,480 --> 00:53:13,639 and why too cheap? There lies the problem. It's okay, 1078 00:53:13,840 --> 00:53:15,559 you don't know me very well. I just got here. 1079 00:53:16,079 --> 00:53:18,320 This is chain gang and we solve problems. And the 1080 00:53:18,400 --> 00:53:21,880 problem is simple, why too cheap? Hit your count down? 1081 00:53:22,079 --> 00:53:24,800 Let me see your fireworks, ship pose and your love handles, 1082 00:53:24,960 --> 00:53:28,000 and if you want some cup, get some well. Of course, 1083 00:53:28,079 --> 00:53:29,960 once again the guy that gets called out is not 1084 00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:33,960 coming out because Eric Bischoff comes out here. And Bischoff says, Sina, 1085 00:53:34,559 --> 00:53:37,119 I was trying to get through your thick skull backstage. 1086 00:53:37,639 --> 00:53:39,239 You don't defend. You look at me when I'm talking 1087 00:53:39,280 --> 00:53:41,840 to you. Don't defend And Sina says, I'd look at you. 1088 00:53:41,880 --> 00:53:45,119 But New Jersey's calling you an asshole right now. Bischoff says, 1089 00:53:45,119 --> 00:53:46,519 you may want to listen to them, but I think 1090 00:53:46,519 --> 00:53:47,960 you better listen to me because this is about the 1091 00:53:48,039 --> 00:53:49,800 WW title. You don't defend it whenever you want to 1092 00:53:49,800 --> 00:53:52,480 defend it. You defend it when I Eric Bischoff want 1093 00:53:52,519 --> 00:53:55,199 you to. Those are the rules, and you should. You 1094 00:53:55,280 --> 00:53:57,000 had an opportunity to get on my good side, but no, 1095 00:53:57,559 --> 00:53:59,559 you stiff arm me. Well, now you're going to see 1096 00:53:59,559 --> 00:54:02,800 what happens when I throw my weight around and Scena says, no, no, no, 1097 00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:08,440 you your frosty tip. You better cool your role. You're 1098 00:54:08,480 --> 00:54:10,519 the GM, you make the matches. But the way you're 1099 00:54:10,519 --> 00:54:13,880 coming to me is like you're physically threatening me. You 1100 00:54:13,960 --> 00:54:16,800 know where the hell you are? This is that dirty 1101 00:54:16,880 --> 00:54:27,199 Jersey homie. Well, Chris Jericho comes out now, God damn it, 1102 00:54:27,519 --> 00:54:31,760 not for this shit. Fucking Bischof says, Hey, Jericho, you 1103 00:54:31,760 --> 00:54:33,880 don't got to come down here. Listen. I know you 1104 00:54:33,880 --> 00:54:35,440 want to fight Scena, but you don't got to do that. 1105 00:54:36,039 --> 00:54:38,360 I know you're a competitor, but why get your hands 1106 00:54:38,400 --> 00:54:42,599 dirty on a thug like this? And Sina says, whoayo? 1107 00:54:42,880 --> 00:54:45,360 You want to see thug? You keep throwing those words around, 1108 00:54:45,360 --> 00:54:47,320 your two words away from an ass whipping. I hate. 1109 00:54:47,880 --> 00:54:50,599 Oh my god, please get me out of this fucking segment. 1110 00:54:50,639 --> 00:54:57,280 Speaker 1: Man like it's me Chris Jeri. 1111 00:55:00,119 --> 00:55:11,320 Speaker 2: Holy show. That's good. He's wacky as well. Come out, 1112 00:55:16,719 --> 00:55:20,920 so fucking Jericho says, listen, man, I want to take 1113 00:55:20,960 --> 00:55:23,840 that title from you, and you suck. You're a disgrace 1114 00:55:23,880 --> 00:55:26,280 and you shouldn't have that title, and you suck and 1115 00:55:26,599 --> 00:55:30,840 you're not championship material. Look at you, you bitch, you're 1116 00:55:30,880 --> 00:55:34,400 clothes and you look like shit, and your attitude and 1117 00:55:34,760 --> 00:55:37,679 you know you don't deserve to be champion. And Sina says, 1118 00:55:37,679 --> 00:55:39,639 why don't you just come fucking fight me then? And 1119 00:55:39,719 --> 00:55:44,159 Jericho says, no, I won't do that. I'm gonna be 1120 00:55:44,320 --> 00:55:48,719 a multi media superstar and uh and that's it, and 1121 00:55:48,800 --> 00:55:51,440 Sina says, and I'm gonna make so much money and 1122 00:55:51,800 --> 00:55:54,480 then I'm gonna buy myself a mansion in cheapland with 1123 00:55:54,599 --> 00:55:56,760 a cheap sauce flows like wine. 1124 00:56:01,880 --> 00:56:07,880 Speaker 1: Right, that's what Jericho should have settled the mike Jericho 1125 00:56:07,920 --> 00:56:09,599 should have said, right. 1126 00:56:11,800 --> 00:56:15,800 Speaker 2: Like, he fucking points at Jericho and says, get off yourself, homie, 1127 00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:25,920 get off your own nuts, man ass. So Sina says, 1128 00:56:25,920 --> 00:56:27,320 you got a problem with why I act the way 1129 00:56:27,320 --> 00:56:30,320 I addressed what I do, Homie, war here, let's settle it. 1130 00:56:30,320 --> 00:56:32,199 Come on, man, So he takes his shirt off. He's 1131 00:56:32,199 --> 00:56:34,840 ready to fight in. Jericho takes his suit jacket off 1132 00:56:34,840 --> 00:56:37,639 to reveal a journey shirt, and he says, you know what, 1133 00:56:38,239 --> 00:56:40,440 I could come to the ring, but I'm not going 1134 00:56:40,480 --> 00:56:42,840 to because my crystal ball has a prediction, and he 1135 00:56:42,880 --> 00:56:45,280 holds up a he holds up nothink. He just you know, 1136 00:56:45,639 --> 00:56:47,239 pretends holding up a crystal ball, and he says that 1137 00:56:47,280 --> 00:56:54,280 SummerSlam that will be I know. And his name is 1138 00:56:54,360 --> 00:56:58,599 Chris Jericho, and uh Jercho's music hits and I thought 1139 00:56:58,639 --> 00:57:02,880 that was it. I was mistaken. So uh Sena's laughing 1140 00:57:02,920 --> 00:57:05,719 into the mic. He's mocking Bischoff and he says, so 1141 00:57:05,880 --> 00:57:08,960 Eric Bischoff and Chris Jarco and cahoots, Well, I guess 1142 00:57:08,960 --> 00:57:10,880 that mix. You guys a team, and since your teammate 1143 00:57:10,920 --> 00:57:12,920 in here and I got a problem with your team, 1144 00:57:13,559 --> 00:57:15,960 maybe we can sell it right now. So Sina picks 1145 00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:18,599 Bishoff up in the FU. Bischoff is on the mic 1146 00:57:18,679 --> 00:57:25,639 saying no. Sina walks through all four corners, holding him 1147 00:57:25,719 --> 00:57:29,559 up in the fucking fu position, and he says, all right, 1148 00:57:29,639 --> 00:57:32,239 fucking he hits him with the FU and he grabs 1149 00:57:32,320 --> 00:57:34,559 mike and says, welcome to the new Raw Bitch. 1150 00:57:35,199 --> 00:57:40,119 Speaker 1: Wow man, there it is. Well HBK will be on 1151 00:57:40,199 --> 00:57:41,000 the piper's pit. 1152 00:57:41,400 --> 00:57:41,679 Speaker 2: Yay. 1153 00:57:42,559 --> 00:57:46,360 Speaker 1: The Raw Divas Search elimination is up next. All day 1154 00:57:46,880 --> 00:57:50,239 Raw Divas Search contestants are dressed up in random shit 1155 00:57:50,320 --> 00:57:51,280 and walking to the ring. 1156 00:57:51,480 --> 00:57:53,440 Speaker 2: They're also no clipping out of the back rooms to 1157 00:57:53,559 --> 00:57:54,320 get into the shot. 1158 00:57:54,880 --> 00:57:55,679 Speaker 1: That's pretty sweet. 1159 00:57:56,039 --> 00:57:57,159 Speaker 2: They walk through the wall. 1160 00:57:58,320 --> 00:58:00,199 Speaker 1: I think I'm Robbie. 1161 00:58:02,480 --> 00:58:03,239 Speaker 2: I feel like Clark. 1162 00:58:03,719 --> 00:58:06,679 Speaker 1: So now it's time for the Raw Diva Search town Hall. 1163 00:58:07,239 --> 00:58:10,119 Speaker 2: Oh oh man, this is a lot. 1164 00:58:10,239 --> 00:58:11,480 Speaker 1: Man, this is a crazy show. 1165 00:58:11,760 --> 00:58:14,000 Speaker 2: So here we go Coaches in the ring with the 1166 00:58:14,039 --> 00:58:17,360 divas and he says, hey, I'm here. I've been here 1167 00:58:17,360 --> 00:58:18,760 all night. By the way, just so you guys know, 1168 00:58:18,840 --> 00:58:20,119 I've been here the entire show. 1169 00:58:20,320 --> 00:58:22,280 Speaker 1: Yeah, the Raw Diva Search has its own theme song. 1170 00:58:22,360 --> 00:58:26,519 It seems be you Sosh, you could know. 1171 00:58:27,599 --> 00:58:29,360 Speaker 2: Yeah, it was this audio sleeve. 1172 00:58:29,920 --> 00:58:30,440 Speaker 1: That's right. 1173 00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:33,280 Speaker 2: Yeah, So coach says, tonight we're gonna let the whole 1174 00:58:33,280 --> 00:58:36,960 world know that diva's better with a talent competition. I 1175 00:58:37,079 --> 00:58:40,039 just got like nxt fucking flashbacks immediately. I said, oh man, 1176 00:58:40,159 --> 00:58:42,199 like this this is going on for way longer than 1177 00:58:42,239 --> 00:58:43,519 I remember. Huh oh yeah. 1178 00:58:43,599 --> 00:58:45,199 Speaker 1: Also, Christy Ivy's here. 1179 00:58:45,239 --> 00:58:47,719 Speaker 2: Oh dude, okay, yeah, they don't even introduce her, she's 1180 00:58:47,760 --> 00:58:51,400 just here. And she says, uh yeah, and the divas 1181 00:58:51,400 --> 00:58:54,159 are here. Let's let's get to know them. They I 1182 00:58:54,159 --> 00:58:55,719 thought they were gonna introduce them. They don't. 1183 00:58:56,079 --> 00:58:58,639 Speaker 1: Well, we saw a graphic actually earlier in the evening 1184 00:58:58,719 --> 00:59:00,480 with all their names on it, So you better read 1185 00:59:00,559 --> 00:59:02,199 up on that before you get into this segment. You 1186 00:59:02,280 --> 00:59:03,199 got some homework to do. 1187 00:59:03,360 --> 00:59:06,320 Speaker 2: Yeah, of course, So coach says, somebody has to go 1188 00:59:06,360 --> 00:59:08,119 home tonight, and somebody has to go home right now 1189 00:59:08,360 --> 00:59:10,760 except for you. Elizabeth. You have immunity after winning the 1190 00:59:10,800 --> 00:59:13,840 Sergeant Slaughter Bikini boot Camp, right. 1191 00:59:15,519 --> 00:59:20,239 Speaker 1: What he said that? So non salotly, Yeah, Elizabeth, you 1192 00:59:20,239 --> 00:59:22,920 have ammunity because you won the Sergeant Slaughter Bikini boot 1193 00:59:22,960 --> 00:59:29,400 Camp just one week ago. So anyway, that's like crazy, man, 1194 00:59:29,480 --> 00:59:32,639 what the fuck was the Sergeant's Slaughter bikini boot Camp? 1195 00:59:32,840 --> 00:59:37,119 Speaker 2: They all wore bikinis and he took them to Vietnam. 1196 00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:40,960 Speaker 1: They're just like, weren't on the same page at all. 1197 00:59:40,960 --> 00:59:41,719 That suns. 1198 00:59:43,239 --> 00:59:49,119 Speaker 2: They had to fight the war and Elizabeth won, so. 1199 00:59:48,880 --> 00:59:51,719 Speaker 1: Sarge Slaughter was there. They brought Sargeant Slaughter in to 1200 00:59:51,840 --> 00:59:52,920 do the bikini boot camp. 1201 00:59:53,559 --> 00:59:56,280 Speaker 2: I that'd be even funnier if they didn't. They just 1202 00:59:56,360 --> 00:59:57,800 named it. After a while, we gotta do a bikini 1203 00:59:57,840 --> 01:00:00,159 boot camp. Big. Oh, it's also a sponsored by Sargest Laughter. 1204 01:00:00,320 --> 01:00:01,440 Speaker 1: Who was in the goddamn war. 1205 01:00:03,760 --> 01:00:06,320 Speaker 2: Yeah, you better respect that shit too. Well, we're gonna 1206 01:00:06,320 --> 01:00:08,599 see now who's been eliminated. And Coach walks down the 1207 01:00:08,679 --> 01:00:11,039 line of divas and he's stopping and he's faking them out. 1208 01:00:11,039 --> 01:00:12,960 He's looking at them and he stops the one at 1209 01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:16,800 the end and says, Alexis, you have been cut. And 1210 01:00:16,880 --> 01:00:18,920 she cares so much about this that she does a 1211 01:00:18,920 --> 01:00:21,800 bright smile, she fakes crying, she waves to the crowd, 1212 01:00:21,840 --> 01:00:24,440 she slaps her hands, and she leaves. So now it's 1213 01:00:24,480 --> 01:00:30,320 time for the Diva Search competition. We're gonna see their 1214 01:00:30,440 --> 01:00:33,480 special talents. They have sixty seconds, James to show the 1215 01:00:33,559 --> 01:00:36,519 entire world this special talent, and Ashley is up first. 1216 01:00:37,280 --> 01:00:39,679 Ashley says, so, well, my name is Ashley and I'm 1217 01:00:39,679 --> 01:00:44,320 from New York. Yeah, yeah, she said, I just started 1218 01:00:44,360 --> 01:00:46,239 training for wrestling and I want to show you what 1219 01:00:46,280 --> 01:00:49,760 I learned. This is an American idol, this is WWE. 1220 01:00:50,280 --> 01:00:53,760 So Ashley, who just started training for wrestling today, walks over, 1221 01:00:54,400 --> 01:00:56,960 puts Christy Hemi in the corner and then monkey flips 1222 01:00:56,960 --> 01:00:58,280 her into the middle of the ring. 1223 01:00:59,519 --> 01:01:01,920 Speaker 1: Yeah, my sorry, takes her pants off and then walks 1224 01:01:01,960 --> 01:01:04,000 Christy hen Me down to the corner and monkey flips her. 1225 01:01:04,320 --> 01:01:06,800 Christy hen Me then proceis to no sell the monkey flip? 1226 01:01:07,679 --> 01:01:13,280 Speaker 2: All right, right, she says, Wow, holy shit. 1227 01:01:13,280 --> 01:01:15,199 Speaker 1: Hey man, that's one of rvd's moves. 1228 01:01:15,719 --> 01:01:17,519 Speaker 2: Yeah, what the fuck? RVD should have came out and 1229 01:01:17,519 --> 01:01:18,639 did it too. And then who he should have came 1230 01:01:18,679 --> 01:01:20,079 out to the four fifty? 1231 01:01:20,519 --> 01:01:24,119 Speaker 1: HARVD comes out, he takes his pants off, he monkey flips. 1232 01:01:24,599 --> 01:01:27,679 Who does a four fifty? No sells it? 1233 01:01:29,159 --> 01:01:34,559 Speaker 2: Whoa Layla's here? Next she says, well, for my talent, 1234 01:01:34,800 --> 01:01:36,519 I'm gonna need the ref that threw the towel on 1235 01:01:36,559 --> 01:01:38,320 me last week to come out here. I have a 1236 01:01:38,400 --> 01:01:41,039 dance number prepared for him. Is he in the house? 1237 01:01:41,480 --> 01:01:44,480 And wait a second, that is number one? Con man, 1238 01:01:44,519 --> 01:01:51,880 Earl Hebner, He's coming down, America's most wonted Earl Hebner 1239 01:01:52,239 --> 01:01:53,440 is coming down on the ring. 1240 01:01:53,559 --> 01:01:55,559 Speaker 1: Oh my god, he should have came out one of 1241 01:01:55,559 --> 01:01:56,679 the bootlegs shirts. 1242 01:01:57,039 --> 01:01:59,480 Speaker 2: Holy shit. It probably was a bootleg rep shirt that 1243 01:01:59,519 --> 01:01:59,800 he was. 1244 01:02:01,480 --> 01:02:09,599 Speaker 1: So if he came out shirt fun anyways, they did. 1245 01:02:09,920 --> 01:02:12,679 Speaker 2: They did? Man, what the fuck? So this is Earl 1246 01:02:12,679 --> 01:02:14,639 Hemner's like last raw yeah. 1247 01:02:14,480 --> 01:02:17,599 Speaker 1: They send him out there with some dignity. 1248 01:02:17,639 --> 01:02:19,559 Speaker 2: Send get on out there. Oh we got something for you. 1249 01:02:20,239 --> 01:02:22,920 So Earl comes out and the lights dim. There's a 1250 01:02:22,920 --> 01:02:26,760 spotlight on him and music starts playing and Layla starts 1251 01:02:26,760 --> 01:02:30,840 doing a dance and she's dancing on him and doing 1252 01:02:30,880 --> 01:02:34,639 the grind. She gets behind him, she drops down and 1253 01:02:34,679 --> 01:02:36,159 she punches them in the balls. 1254 01:02:36,559 --> 01:02:39,079 Speaker 1: Got you, Earl, Now get the funk out. You're fired. 1255 01:02:39,480 --> 01:02:42,559 Speaker 2: Well, Summer is up next, and she says, well, summertime, 1256 01:02:42,960 --> 01:02:46,760 and I'm gonna show you some athletic ability, flexibility, and 1257 01:02:47,039 --> 01:02:50,960 some sexuality. Oh hell yeah, Summer. 1258 01:02:51,440 --> 01:02:52,880 Speaker 1: He's gonna get sexual with it. 1259 01:02:55,239 --> 01:02:57,239 Speaker 2: Kank. She's a bushet about to bush it down sexual 1260 01:02:57,440 --> 01:03:02,239 out here for the audience here. Hopefully she's been training 1261 01:03:02,320 --> 01:03:05,119 for at least one day. So Summer is busting down 1262 01:03:05,159 --> 01:03:07,960 sexual style. She does two backflips and a split. She 1263 01:03:08,039 --> 01:03:10,639 does it the other way, then she shimmys about and 1264 01:03:10,679 --> 01:03:13,280 backflips and then does the full splits Molina style of 1265 01:03:13,280 --> 01:03:14,760 the camera might as well have got right up her 1266 01:03:14,760 --> 01:03:19,239 ass and uh wow, yep, that's her talent. And the 1267 01:03:19,320 --> 01:03:23,119 crystal walks up. She's dressed as like a French artist 1268 01:03:23,440 --> 01:03:27,719 an artiste for her special talent. Here. She says, today 1269 01:03:27,760 --> 01:03:30,239 she's gonna do a self portrait, and then she rips 1270 01:03:30,239 --> 01:03:33,079 all of the shit off she's wearing, and she starts dancing. 1271 01:03:33,480 --> 01:03:35,320 And she walks over and grabs a bucket of paint 1272 01:03:35,360 --> 01:03:38,440 and pours it all over herself, crazy style, and Lalla says, 1273 01:03:38,480 --> 01:03:43,280 oh I love blue. Oh my, she pours yellow on herself, 1274 01:03:43,280 --> 01:03:49,239 and Lotless says, oh I love cz W. And then 1275 01:03:49,360 --> 01:03:53,239 there's a there's a mat on the canvas, uh, and 1276 01:03:53,440 --> 01:03:55,599 it has a paper on it, and she lays on 1277 01:03:55,639 --> 01:03:58,320 it and starts rolling around. And she stands up and 1278 01:03:58,360 --> 01:04:01,760 shows the paper. It's fucking just paint porn all over 1279 01:04:01,760 --> 01:04:05,880 the fucking place. The crowd booths they didn't like this ship. 1280 01:04:06,360 --> 01:04:09,960 Neither did I. Well, Elizabeth is next. She's got immunity, 1281 01:04:10,000 --> 01:04:11,719 so I don't even know why she's participating in this 1282 01:04:11,719 --> 01:04:16,800 fucking competition from the first one, right, okay, okay, Well, 1283 01:04:16,840 --> 01:04:18,679 she says she's been dancing her whole life, and she 1284 01:04:18,719 --> 01:04:21,599 thought she'd show you guys some moves, and as of tonight, 1285 01:04:22,039 --> 01:04:32,480 you're all arrested. Well, she dances, that's it, like me. 1286 01:04:32,599 --> 01:04:35,400 She does the fucking dances. She dances on the second 1287 01:04:35,440 --> 01:04:38,239 rope and uh, well, this says, I love her boots, 1288 01:04:38,480 --> 01:04:40,960 her boots. I love her boots, her boots. 1289 01:04:41,320 --> 01:04:43,760 Speaker 1: Well, she dances, and then she handcuffs Christy hid Me 1290 01:04:43,760 --> 01:04:44,760 to the ropes and spankser. 1291 01:04:45,079 --> 01:04:46,960 Speaker 2: She should have handcuff Christians to the ropes and pull 1292 01:04:47,000 --> 01:04:49,039 out of Singapore cane and give her ten lashes. 1293 01:04:50,239 --> 01:04:52,639 Speaker 1: Yes, Elizabeth, man, I have another. 1294 01:04:54,800 --> 01:04:58,639 Speaker 2: For this business. And then Simona walks up next. Shimona. 1295 01:04:58,960 --> 01:05:01,079 They said her name like six different ways. I'm not 1296 01:05:01,119 --> 01:05:03,880 actually sure which one was the right one. She says, 1297 01:05:03,920 --> 01:05:06,760 this isn't so much her talent but her fantasy. Okay, 1298 01:05:06,800 --> 01:05:09,199 so you fucking completely missed the point here. 1299 01:05:09,480 --> 01:05:12,480 Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean you're super eliminated. I gotta be honest, 1300 01:05:12,679 --> 01:05:14,320 you're super eliminated. 1301 01:05:14,480 --> 01:05:17,480 Speaker 2: She dreamed about being a warrior chick, and that's how 1302 01:05:17,519 --> 01:05:20,199 I defend myself against mean and evil men. And she 1303 01:05:20,239 --> 01:05:23,280 pulls out a big ass blade and then starts dancing 1304 01:05:23,320 --> 01:05:25,840 with it, and then she goes over and starts fondling 1305 01:05:25,880 --> 01:05:32,639 coaches balls and kisses them. Boom boom. Cameron's last She 1306 01:05:32,719 --> 01:05:35,000 says her talent is that she's a straight a student. 1307 01:05:35,480 --> 01:05:37,719 Then we got enough fucking teachers on this show. She 1308 01:05:37,800 --> 01:05:40,639 thinks Christy could use some tutoring and exotic chair dancing 1309 01:05:40,760 --> 01:05:43,960 one on one, So go ahead and take a seat. 1310 01:05:44,239 --> 01:05:46,239 So they bring two chairs in the ring and they 1311 01:05:46,239 --> 01:05:48,480 sit them across from each other. And then if this 1312 01:05:48,639 --> 01:05:50,760 was a real sport, if this was a sport of 1313 01:05:50,880 --> 01:05:53,559 Kings and Queen's, Cameron and Christy would have sat down 1314 01:05:53,559 --> 01:05:54,400 and did a bar fight. 1315 01:05:56,639 --> 01:06:01,840 Speaker 1: The lights go out and Hardy runs out our witch. 1316 01:06:06,880 --> 01:06:09,280 Speaker 2: I mean them just fucking throwing fudges at each other 1317 01:06:09,360 --> 01:06:12,039 sitting down would have fucking won the whole competition for 1318 01:06:12,079 --> 01:06:12,559 this girl. 1319 01:06:12,880 --> 01:06:15,039 Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, why not? You know it would have 1320 01:06:15,039 --> 01:06:17,960 been uh would have been the second best thing to 1321 01:06:18,000 --> 01:06:19,599 happen to this segment. I guess the first would have 1322 01:06:19,599 --> 01:06:22,239 been getting his just desserts. 1323 01:06:24,719 --> 01:06:27,239 Speaker 2: We all have around, all the demonstarch gonna stop him 1324 01:06:27,280 --> 01:06:30,239 out and steal his clothes. These are all bootleg give 1325 01:06:30,239 --> 01:06:33,880 me that get that ship. Well, the competition is wrapped 1326 01:06:33,960 --> 01:06:36,400 up now and you can vote for your favorite James, 1327 01:06:36,400 --> 01:06:39,199 So go to w W dot com now and vote 1328 01:06:39,599 --> 01:06:45,280 for your favorite who did the competition? No, no, come on, 1329 01:06:45,360 --> 01:06:47,880 you gotta no, no, come. 1330 01:06:47,719 --> 01:06:50,000 Speaker 1: On, I'm not doing that. 1331 01:06:50,280 --> 01:06:56,079 Speaker 2: Come on, you're all eliminated. This show's eliminated. 1332 01:06:59,360 --> 01:07:02,320 Speaker 1: Silence from Well, now it's time for the kurd Angle 1333 01:07:02,400 --> 01:07:04,440 Gold Medal Invitational Challenge. 1334 01:07:04,760 --> 01:07:05,199 Speaker 2: Hooray. 1335 01:07:05,639 --> 01:07:07,960 Speaker 1: Kurt Angle is here with two police officers and they're 1336 01:07:07,960 --> 01:07:09,079 holding his gold medal. 1337 01:07:09,239 --> 01:07:11,239 Speaker 2: I liked, by the way, but when Kurt was coming 1338 01:07:11,239 --> 01:07:13,760 out here, every time they did the U sug chant, 1339 01:07:13,760 --> 01:07:15,679 the camera cut to the crowd. I enjoy that. 1340 01:07:15,880 --> 01:07:17,320 Speaker 1: Yeah, I get some crowd interaction. 1341 01:07:17,519 --> 01:07:19,719 Speaker 2: Jr. Says, Well, we're excited to be in Philadelphia next 1342 01:07:19,760 --> 01:07:22,800 week for RAW. I hear one young lucky fans gonna 1343 01:07:22,800 --> 01:07:30,639 meet Kane. I'll be ready to go to Cheesteaks. So 1344 01:07:30,760 --> 01:07:32,559 Kurt's in the ring, and he says, since no one 1345 01:07:32,559 --> 01:07:34,480 has come close to beating me for my kurd Angle 1346 01:07:34,480 --> 01:07:37,800 Invitational on SmackDown, and because no one's watching it, I 1347 01:07:37,840 --> 01:07:40,239 thought I'd give someone on Raw chance. If you haven't 1348 01:07:40,239 --> 01:07:42,840 seen this invitation before, because you don't watch SmackDown, no 1349 01:07:42,920 --> 01:07:45,440 one does. I give a hometown hero an opportunity to 1350 01:07:45,440 --> 01:07:47,880 win my Olympic gold medal from me. He doesn't have 1351 01:07:47,920 --> 01:07:50,840 to beat me. He has to last three minutes, and 1352 01:07:50,880 --> 01:07:53,000 if he lasts three minutes, I will personally award him 1353 01:07:53,039 --> 01:07:56,360 my Olympic gold medal. Now let's see what hometown hero 1354 01:07:56,480 --> 01:07:59,039 you got the drugs, the drugs. 1355 01:08:00,800 --> 01:08:02,280 Speaker 1: I'm gonna come kick your ash. 1356 01:08:02,639 --> 01:08:09,199 Speaker 2: You're come. Oh my god, hair waggon his fucking finger. 1357 01:08:09,280 --> 01:08:10,840 Speaker 1: Only you shut of a pitch. 1358 01:08:11,079 --> 01:08:12,239 Speaker 2: Let me get that gold metal. 1359 01:08:12,280 --> 01:08:18,079 Speaker 4: You fuck her, get us, bitch. 1360 01:08:18,319 --> 01:08:22,319 Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's the fucking it's the Union Underground instrumental. 1361 01:08:22,479 --> 01:08:29,279 He goes, Well, Matt Striker comes out here, and Kurt 1362 01:08:29,319 --> 01:08:31,960 looks at him and he says, you look familiar. What's 1363 01:08:32,000 --> 01:08:35,199 your name? Where are you from? And Matt says, my 1364 01:08:35,319 --> 01:08:38,720 name is Matt Martel and I'm from New York. I'm 1365 01:08:38,720 --> 01:08:46,640 for the Ya. Really, I don't think that's right. What 1366 01:08:46,760 --> 01:08:51,039 a second, you're not Martel. You're a striker. You're from 1367 01:08:51,119 --> 01:08:51,800 Ring of Honor. 1368 01:08:52,399 --> 01:08:55,000 Speaker 1: You're ma striker from eyebrows. 1369 01:08:55,319 --> 01:08:58,479 Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, that's not me. I'm two eyebrows. 1370 01:08:58,479 --> 01:08:59,880 He's got one. It's a different one. 1371 01:09:00,039 --> 01:09:01,079 Speaker 1: Well, then, who the fuck are you? 1372 01:09:01,520 --> 01:09:03,640 Speaker 2: I'm Mad Striker, your teacher. 1373 01:09:04,039 --> 01:09:07,279 Speaker 1: Oh you're the teacher that got fired because he's a 1374 01:09:07,439 --> 01:09:08,640 jackass dude. 1375 01:09:08,640 --> 01:09:11,600 Speaker 2: He legit says, yeah, you called him sick, you got fired. 1376 01:09:11,720 --> 01:09:14,560 Yeah you lied, you said you called him sick and 1377 01:09:14,600 --> 01:09:17,479 went on some wrestling tour. Some wrestling tour, Steve, you're 1378 01:09:17,520 --> 01:09:18,520 gonna punch in a wall. 1379 01:09:20,760 --> 01:09:22,840 Speaker 1: He's taking out the fire Festival sword. 1380 01:09:25,239 --> 01:09:26,680 Speaker 2: You wanted some wrestling tour because you want to be 1381 01:09:26,720 --> 01:09:29,960 a po wrestler. I wrestled you in Philadelphia. You said 1382 01:09:30,000 --> 01:09:33,199 your hometown was Philadelphia. Man, you lie a lot. Well, 1383 01:09:33,680 --> 01:09:35,399 since you have your fifteen minutes of fan to night, 1384 01:09:35,880 --> 01:09:38,399 you're gonna get three minutes of pain. Start the clock. 1385 01:09:38,960 --> 01:09:40,359 Oh shit, I like that line. 1386 01:09:40,520 --> 01:09:44,640 Speaker 1: Also, hey, man, you can't have the Apple on your ass. 1387 01:09:44,760 --> 01:09:45,800 There's a guy here. 1388 01:09:47,199 --> 01:09:50,399 Speaker 2: That was fucking funniest shit and nobody gave him the 1389 01:09:50,399 --> 01:09:53,800 iggy and he doesn't watch the show like he didn't 1390 01:09:53,800 --> 01:09:56,319 think once then maybe I should just have gear with 1391 01:09:56,359 --> 01:09:59,119 my name on it, or just yellowed trunks or whatever. 1392 01:09:59,119 --> 01:10:01,920 The fuck you You can't be the Appleman yet to 1393 01:10:02,319 --> 01:10:03,319 you gotta wait a little. 1394 01:10:03,680 --> 01:10:06,800 Speaker 1: So yeah, the clock starts on the screen here. Angle 1395 01:10:06,880 --> 01:10:09,760 immediately takes him down, locks in an arm bar here. Yes, 1396 01:10:09,840 --> 01:10:11,439 he really wanted to be mean. He could have ended 1397 01:10:11,439 --> 01:10:12,399 it right away pretty much. 1398 01:10:12,479 --> 01:10:14,479 Speaker 2: Yeo, Wow, Daniel Peter his ass. That would have been 1399 01:10:14,520 --> 01:10:15,439 fucking funny as shit. 1400 01:10:15,760 --> 01:10:17,560 Speaker 1: Angle takes him to the corner and hits him with 1401 01:10:17,600 --> 01:10:19,359 a few really mean uppercuts. 1402 01:10:19,560 --> 01:10:23,399 Speaker 2: They are gnarly, dude, Like, I mean, I've seen Kurt 1403 01:10:23,439 --> 01:10:26,439 throw uppercuts, but he is blitzing Striker here with these. 1404 01:10:26,520 --> 01:10:27,960 They looked cool as hell. 1405 01:10:28,279 --> 01:10:31,520 Speaker 1: Angle follows up here with a belly to back. Striker 1406 01:10:31,560 --> 01:10:33,680 fights up here, but Kurt catches him out of the corner, 1407 01:10:33,800 --> 01:10:35,039 hits a belly to belly. 1408 01:10:35,000 --> 01:10:36,920 Speaker 2: Threw him fucking for a mile. 1409 01:10:37,039 --> 01:10:39,279 Speaker 1: Dude, Kurt drops the straps. He goes to lock in 1410 01:10:39,319 --> 01:10:42,439 the ankle lone. The striker pushes him into the post 1411 01:10:42,600 --> 01:10:44,000 and Kurt lands outside. 1412 01:10:44,159 --> 01:10:47,520 Speaker 2: Dude, Kurt takes the post crazy here, he like, he 1413 01:10:47,680 --> 01:10:51,479 like takes the post under like above the middle or sorry, 1414 01:10:51,479 --> 01:10:54,359 above the bottom rope, which was crazy, like he it 1415 01:10:54,359 --> 01:10:55,479 looked like he got fucked up. 1416 01:10:55,720 --> 01:10:57,159 Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, he really had to do something here 1417 01:10:57,199 --> 01:10:58,960 to make it look like you would have actually lost 1418 01:10:59,039 --> 01:11:00,199 so and. 1419 01:11:00,199 --> 01:11:02,520 Speaker 2: I was biting. I was like, wow, they're gonna fucking 1420 01:11:02,600 --> 01:11:03,199 do something here. 1421 01:11:03,199 --> 01:11:05,520 Speaker 1: Hold on, Striker is looking at the clock now as 1422 01:11:05,520 --> 01:11:07,760 it counts down. Kirk comes in at a little less 1423 01:11:07,760 --> 01:11:10,760 than thirty seconds. They did make a play on commentary though, 1424 01:11:10,760 --> 01:11:13,399 if he didn't beat this time, I guess that if 1425 01:11:13,439 --> 01:11:15,119 he would have got counted out, then I guess that 1426 01:11:15,199 --> 01:11:17,279 also doesn't count as lasting three minutes. 1427 01:11:17,640 --> 01:11:22,600 Speaker 2: Oh sure, okay, I mean it does, Fuck you guys. 1428 01:11:22,800 --> 01:11:24,920 Speaker 1: So Kurt comes back in the ring. Here he goes 1429 01:11:24,960 --> 01:11:28,720 for the Olympic Slam, but Striker gets down, the ref 1430 01:11:28,720 --> 01:11:32,800 gets pushed into the corner. Striker low blows Kurt, and 1431 01:11:32,840 --> 01:11:33,920 the time is ticking. 1432 01:11:34,000 --> 01:11:37,000 Speaker 2: Dude, dude, it's getting super down to the wire here. 1433 01:11:37,039 --> 01:11:39,199 Like I was like, oh, we're about to see like 1434 01:11:39,239 --> 01:11:42,800 a botched finish or they're about to like make it 1435 01:11:42,840 --> 01:11:43,600 fuck it happen. 1436 01:11:44,000 --> 01:11:47,600 Speaker 1: But Kurt Angle then trips Matt. Striker puts in the 1437 01:11:47,600 --> 01:11:50,479 ankle lock and he taps out at one second remaining. 1438 01:11:50,720 --> 01:11:55,119 Speaker 2: This was done so well, Like you gotta give it 1439 01:11:55,159 --> 01:11:58,399 to these dudes, man, Like he is fucked. Kurt Angle 1440 01:11:58,600 --> 01:12:01,800 is a struggling like he's down for the count. At 1441 01:12:01,840 --> 01:12:05,520 like six seconds, Kurk snatches the ankle at like three, 1442 01:12:05,920 --> 01:12:08,920 he gets them down two, Striker's tapping out at one. 1443 01:12:09,399 --> 01:12:12,439 This is a photo finish. They did a great job here. 1444 01:12:13,199 --> 01:12:15,520 Speaker 1: We go backstage, Edge and Lida are walking to the 1445 01:12:15,600 --> 01:12:18,239 ring when Matt Hardy attacks Edge. 1446 01:12:18,680 --> 01:12:22,119 Speaker 2: Holy shit, Okay, I remember watching this Parli. I don't 1447 01:12:22,119 --> 01:12:24,399 remember the rest of the show, but I remember this. 1448 01:12:25,039 --> 01:12:26,640 I remember my buddy being in my house when we 1449 01:12:26,680 --> 01:12:31,840 were watching this too. Edge and Leader were walking backstage 1450 01:12:32,159 --> 01:12:34,760 and Matt Hardy jumps Edge. He sends him into like 1451 01:12:34,800 --> 01:12:37,560 the what do you call that the wall I guess 1452 01:12:37,600 --> 01:12:41,560 of the garage door, Yeah, garage door. Perfect sends him 1453 01:12:41,560 --> 01:12:43,760 in to the garage door and he's whooping his ass 1454 01:12:43,840 --> 01:12:46,399 edges down. He's on top of him, going crazy. Lida 1455 01:12:46,439 --> 01:12:48,800 is screaming him for him to stop. The cameraman falls 1456 01:12:48,840 --> 01:12:52,439 over so like he's trying to get this shot. Like. 1457 01:12:52,479 --> 01:12:54,159 I don't think the people in the audience could tell 1458 01:12:54,159 --> 01:12:56,479 who it was yet because they don't react until he 1459 01:12:56,520 --> 01:12:59,600 like stands up and the cameras focused and Matt stands 1460 01:12:59,680 --> 01:13:02,319 up and Lead a screaming at him. Matt stares off 1461 01:13:02,359 --> 01:13:05,680 with Lida, and of course Big Johnny Ace comes out 1462 01:13:05,680 --> 01:13:08,079 to make the save. He chases Matt out, Get out 1463 01:13:08,079 --> 01:13:11,279 of here, Get out here. He fucking bitch with the 1464 01:13:11,319 --> 01:13:13,119 Ace crusher that I invented. 1465 01:13:14,279 --> 01:13:15,079 Speaker 1: I don't know about that. 1466 01:13:15,760 --> 01:13:19,880 Speaker 2: It was me Ed, just fucking flipping out. Edge on 1467 01:13:20,000 --> 01:13:23,319 the show says, what the fuck was that? He's fucking pissed. 1468 01:13:24,119 --> 01:13:26,720 This is awesome. I I when I was a kid, 1469 01:13:26,760 --> 01:13:28,239 I love this. I thought this was sick. 1470 01:13:28,439 --> 01:13:31,239 Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't say I really remember this. Obviously, I 1471 01:13:31,239 --> 01:13:33,199 remember the ring of honored Shore. I don't remember the 1472 01:13:33,479 --> 01:13:34,880 him attacking him backstage thing. 1473 01:13:35,079 --> 01:13:37,600 Speaker 2: Yeah, fucking random down beat the fuck out of him. 1474 01:13:37,960 --> 01:13:39,880 Of course, then he was able to. I mean, I 1475 01:13:39,920 --> 01:13:41,640 guess it's funny looking back on it. He did this, 1476 01:13:41,880 --> 01:13:44,079 He was able to get into the building, run away, 1477 01:13:44,199 --> 01:13:46,199 and then get back into the building again. 1478 01:13:46,359 --> 01:13:48,880 Speaker 1: Well, security probably just let him in. He's Matt freaking Hardy. 1479 01:13:49,479 --> 01:13:51,239 Speaker 2: They just assumed he was on the show. 1480 01:13:53,000 --> 01:13:55,359 Speaker 1: We got to a pre tape here, and it's a 1481 01:13:55,439 --> 01:13:57,239 hype package for the Boogeyman. 1482 01:13:57,159 --> 01:13:59,880 Speaker 2: The one you're afraid to open the door at an 1483 01:14:00,760 --> 01:14:04,199 the one very close to your bed. The Boogeyman lurks. 1484 01:14:05,119 --> 01:14:08,920 The Boogeyman waits patiently, and when you're comfortably tucked into 1485 01:14:08,960 --> 01:14:11,600 your bed, and when your head hits the pillow and 1486 01:14:11,600 --> 01:14:16,680 you're finally asleep, your real nightmare begins. The boogi mad 1487 01:14:17,119 --> 01:14:20,960 and I'm coming to get you. This is uh, this 1488 01:14:21,039 --> 01:14:22,399 is a fucking legend right here. 1489 01:14:22,680 --> 01:14:24,840 Speaker 1: You know, I don't really remember this guy debuting. I 1490 01:14:24,920 --> 01:14:27,600 gotta be honest with you. Was he supposed to be 1491 01:14:27,600 --> 01:14:29,960 scary because he eventually just sort of turns into a 1492 01:14:30,119 --> 01:14:30,920 sideshow freak. 1493 01:14:31,159 --> 01:14:32,680 Speaker 2: Yeah. I think it was supposed to be like a 1494 01:14:32,720 --> 01:14:35,279 scary like he was. I don't know if he was 1495 01:14:35,279 --> 01:14:38,960 supposed to be like I'm wrestling the Undertaker levels of scary, 1496 01:14:39,000 --> 01:14:41,039 but I think he was supposed to be like a 1497 01:14:41,079 --> 01:14:45,039 fucking horror themed thing that was nuts. I imagine pretty 1498 01:14:45,119 --> 01:14:47,079 quickly they were like, oh no, like he should be 1499 01:14:47,119 --> 01:14:51,600 like beetlejuice or whatever. So, by the way, looking into this, 1500 01:14:51,359 --> 01:14:53,720 h this was the first promo they showed of him. 1501 01:14:53,880 --> 01:14:54,880 Speaker 1: Oh okay, that's cool. 1502 01:14:55,079 --> 01:14:57,279 Speaker 2: That was the first time they showed that, and then uh. 1503 01:14:58,159 --> 01:15:00,800 A few weeks after this, the vignettes to move from 1504 01:15:00,800 --> 01:15:03,920 WRAW to SmackDown, but the planned debut was delayed because 1505 01:15:03,960 --> 01:15:07,199 he hyper extended both knees and needed time to recover, 1506 01:15:08,039 --> 01:15:11,319 so he doesn't come in until October fourteenth, two thousand 1507 01:15:11,319 --> 01:15:15,880 and five, on SmackDown, being brought in by Paul Mercannon 1508 01:15:16,319 --> 01:15:19,920 That's not Right as a part of a new Talent initiative, 1509 01:15:19,960 --> 01:15:22,359 and the storyline reference to vignettes months ago as promos 1510 01:15:22,359 --> 01:15:24,399 for a television series on the network called The Boogeyman. 1511 01:15:24,840 --> 01:15:27,079 The show was canceled before Kadir, but they still had 1512 01:15:27,119 --> 01:15:28,960 the actor under contract, so he was brought to smack 1513 01:15:29,000 --> 01:15:29,600 Down to wrestle. 1514 01:15:29,880 --> 01:15:36,800 Speaker 1: Dude, what that's crazy as fuck? What do you mean 1515 01:15:36,840 --> 01:15:39,359 you brought in the Boogeyman for the New Talent Initiative. 1516 01:15:39,640 --> 01:15:42,079 Speaker 2: He was a new Talent initiative and he was brought 1517 01:15:42,079 --> 01:15:45,399 in because they had a upn contract with this guy 1518 01:15:45,760 --> 01:15:47,439 and they had to do something with him. So he's 1519 01:15:47,479 --> 01:15:48,479 covering to SmackDown. 1520 01:15:49,239 --> 01:15:51,560 Speaker 1: Well, raw is brought to you by Clear Silver Men, 1521 01:15:52,199 --> 01:15:55,000 Stanley Tools, Yes, and Figure's Toy Company. 1522 01:15:55,119 --> 01:15:57,800 Speaker 2: I thought the Figure's Toy Company shot was pretty crazy. 1523 01:15:57,560 --> 01:16:00,960 I bought stuff from them. They sold like the replica titles. 1524 01:16:01,039 --> 01:16:03,840 I definitely got some like fucking masks from them too. 1525 01:16:03,880 --> 01:16:05,479 They sold figures on their site too. 1526 01:16:05,840 --> 01:16:10,439 Speaker 1: Yeah. I actually owned the WWF Big Eagle belt and 1527 01:16:10,520 --> 01:16:12,319 that one is my Figures Toy Company. 1528 01:16:12,520 --> 01:16:14,720 Speaker 2: You know what else. Figures Toy Company made. 1529 01:16:14,840 --> 01:16:16,840 Speaker 1: Some really bad Ring of Honor figures. 1530 01:16:17,039 --> 01:16:20,239 Speaker 2: The shittiest roh and Indie figures you could ever lay 1531 01:16:20,239 --> 01:16:23,000 your eyes on. I'd mean they are horrible. I owned 1532 01:16:23,039 --> 01:16:25,439 some of them because I was like, like, I own 1533 01:16:25,520 --> 01:16:28,119 like the Nigel one and like some of those ones. 1534 01:16:28,159 --> 01:16:29,439 I was like, oh, well, these guys are never gonna 1535 01:16:29,439 --> 01:16:31,520 get figures and I want to have them like represented. 1536 01:16:32,159 --> 01:16:35,520 But like, man, those are fucking bad. 1537 01:16:35,800 --> 01:16:37,520 Speaker 1: I believe they also had a lawsuit with a Ring 1538 01:16:37,560 --> 01:16:39,000 of Honor over their title belts. 1539 01:16:39,279 --> 01:16:41,479 Speaker 2: Yeah, so what was it? Was it they wanted to 1540 01:16:41,760 --> 01:16:46,439 make replica title belts, but the person that owned the 1541 01:16:46,560 --> 01:16:49,079 rights to the belts that made it for RH didn't 1542 01:16:49,199 --> 01:16:51,239 sign off on that or something like that. 1543 01:16:51,359 --> 01:16:52,800 Speaker 1: Yeah, it was something to do with the design of 1544 01:16:52,800 --> 01:16:56,479 the belts and making replicas of the belts. But basically 1545 01:16:56,479 --> 01:16:58,319 what came to an end there was they had to 1546 01:16:58,319 --> 01:16:59,800 pretty much change the title belts. 1547 01:17:00,199 --> 01:17:01,800 Speaker 2: Dude, looking at it now. By the way, Figures Toy 1548 01:17:01,840 --> 01:17:04,159 Company still sells a lot of these figures. They must 1549 01:17:04,199 --> 01:17:07,119 have made so many of these and they just didn't sell. 1550 01:17:07,399 --> 01:17:10,000 Speaker 1: I would have bought them. I'm not really a figure's guy, 1551 01:17:10,000 --> 01:17:12,319 but I would have bought them just for the novelty. Yeah, 1552 01:17:12,359 --> 01:17:14,680 And uh, I looked at him. I was like, man, 1553 01:17:15,359 --> 01:17:16,199 these are awful. 1554 01:17:16,359 --> 01:17:20,159 Speaker 2: They're fucking super bad. Like one like a couple of them, Okay, 1555 01:17:20,239 --> 01:17:22,119 like the Joe Janella one. I think they made I 1556 01:17:22,159 --> 01:17:25,840 remember looking good. I think Trevor had a Trevor Lee 1557 01:17:25,880 --> 01:17:27,960 had one that like kind of looked like him. So 1558 01:17:28,000 --> 01:17:30,039 I was like, okay, that's kind of cool. But I 1559 01:17:30,079 --> 01:17:31,960 mean for the most part, dude, I mean this was 1560 01:17:32,000 --> 01:17:33,920 before aw right, So I was like, okay, like, if 1561 01:17:33,920 --> 01:17:35,359 I want a Chuck Taylor figure, this is the only 1562 01:17:35,359 --> 01:17:37,600 fucking way I'm gonna get it, like or Brian Cage 1563 01:17:37,680 --> 01:17:41,239 or whatever, and like, but damn, these were like it 1564 01:17:41,279 --> 01:17:43,560 was like they just threw pieces of shit together. They 1565 01:17:43,600 --> 01:17:44,720 was like, build a figure. 1566 01:17:45,279 --> 01:17:49,039 Speaker 1: It sucked. Yeah, that's sough. Man. Figures are hard, for sure. 1567 01:17:49,560 --> 01:17:52,319 Speaker 2: Figures. I mean listen, figure making figures are hard. I 1568 01:17:52,359 --> 01:17:53,680 mean people that with a lot of money. I mean 1569 01:17:53,760 --> 01:17:56,039 Mattel makes some shooting figures sometimes too, you know, like 1570 01:17:56,640 --> 01:17:57,520 sometimes it's hard. 1571 01:17:57,880 --> 01:18:01,000 Speaker 1: Well, now it's time for Edge with Lead versus Kane. 1572 01:18:01,399 --> 01:18:03,560 So Edge and leda walk out here for this match. 1573 01:18:03,600 --> 01:18:06,039 A security guy runs down the ramp ahead of him. 1574 01:18:06,079 --> 01:18:08,119 Speaker 2: Why the okay? I thought, I was like, okay, that's 1575 01:18:08,159 --> 01:18:10,279 the ref for the match. It wasn't. It was a 1576 01:18:10,359 --> 01:18:14,560 dude just running down to I'm assuming like to tell 1577 01:18:14,640 --> 01:18:17,399 somebody something that wasn't coming through an earpiece. 1578 01:18:17,720 --> 01:18:19,800 Speaker 1: I assumed he didn't know the time for this match 1579 01:18:19,840 --> 01:18:22,560 and fucked it up and he got chewed out backstage. 1580 01:18:23,279 --> 01:18:25,600 Speaker 2: Dude, I mean, running down right by lead an edge 1581 01:18:25,680 --> 01:18:28,159 during their entrance as fucking funny as shit. Also, by 1582 01:18:28,199 --> 01:18:31,239 the way, Caine is three hundred and twenty pounds here, 1583 01:18:31,800 --> 01:18:33,880 fucking shit, he's gigantic. 1584 01:18:34,319 --> 01:18:37,680 Speaker 1: So Kane takes an edge pretty quick here. They're definitely 1585 01:18:37,720 --> 01:18:39,560 going as quick as possible because they know they have 1586 01:18:39,600 --> 01:18:42,319 this stuff at the end here. Yes, I also don't 1587 01:18:42,319 --> 01:18:43,960 remember this edge gear at all. 1588 01:18:44,199 --> 01:18:46,760 Speaker 2: Okay, I don't really remember it either. I think it's 1589 01:18:46,880 --> 01:18:49,800 like a transition period of it's like a heel version 1590 01:18:49,840 --> 01:18:51,680 of what he was wearing before, Like you know how 1591 01:18:51,680 --> 01:18:53,640 he had like the white and silver deal. I think 1592 01:18:53,640 --> 01:18:55,760 it's the same design, but it's just black and red. 1593 01:18:56,079 --> 01:18:57,479 Speaker 1: M Okay, that makes sense. Sure. 1594 01:18:57,479 --> 01:18:59,680 Speaker 2: I think it's black bass with like red out. I 1595 01:18:59,720 --> 01:19:01,520 think I think that's what it is off as duel, 1596 01:19:01,560 --> 01:19:02,479 he would know well. 1597 01:19:02,560 --> 01:19:06,039 Speaker 1: Edge climbs up, Kane upper cuts him, Kane hits a 1598 01:19:06,079 --> 01:19:08,560 sidewalk slam, he heads to the top and hits the 1599 01:19:08,600 --> 01:19:09,159 cane line. 1600 01:19:09,439 --> 01:19:12,760 Speaker 2: I mean they're very quickly getting to all this ship here. 1601 01:19:12,880 --> 01:19:14,600 The crowd's already chanting, we want Matt. 1602 01:19:14,880 --> 01:19:18,800 Speaker 1: Kane exits the ring here. He goozles Lida, but Jean 1603 01:19:18,920 --> 01:19:21,119 Snitsky comes from behind. It attacks Kane. 1604 01:19:22,479 --> 01:19:26,600 Speaker 2: I mean he uh, Kane just choke slamming her on 1605 01:19:26,640 --> 01:19:28,840 the floor. There would have been fucking insane. I mean, 1606 01:19:29,000 --> 01:19:31,279 Sninzky could have been a second late and Kate would 1607 01:19:31,319 --> 01:19:32,479 have had to fucking center to hell. 1608 01:19:33,319 --> 01:19:34,560 Speaker 1: Yeah, what was the plan here? 1609 01:19:35,600 --> 01:19:38,680 Speaker 2: So Snitsky uh gloms Kan from behind. As you said, 1610 01:19:38,680 --> 01:19:42,279 the bell rings, Sninsky sends Cane into the stairs. It's 1611 01:19:42,359 --> 01:19:45,039 very funny, or Jared said, Snitsky has a vested interest 1612 01:19:45,039 --> 01:19:49,039 in this. I mean, I guess so a vested entrance 1613 01:19:49,119 --> 01:19:52,560 and fucking Leada's feet, Like, what is going what is 1614 01:19:52,640 --> 01:19:54,640 going on? What is going on? 1615 01:19:55,079 --> 01:19:55,319 Speaker 3: Man? 1616 01:19:56,479 --> 01:19:59,079 Speaker 2: So Stinzky goes after Kane with a chair. Kane big 1617 01:19:59,119 --> 01:20:01,680 boots him. Kane sends him over the barricade and follows 1618 01:20:01,720 --> 01:20:04,079 after him, and then him and Snitsky fight through the crowd. 1619 01:20:04,399 --> 01:20:07,680 But wait, we're back in the ring. Matt Hardy's back. 1620 01:20:07,880 --> 01:20:10,159 Matt Hardy got through more security again. He's back in 1621 01:20:10,159 --> 01:20:12,640 the ring and he's kicking Edge his ass with security's here. 1622 01:20:12,640 --> 01:20:15,600 They're swarming them to separate them. They're throwing rounds, they're 1623 01:20:15,600 --> 01:20:18,119 grabbing each other's long hair. I mean, it's a good 1624 01:20:18,119 --> 01:20:20,520 brawl here, dude. I like the scrap they had here. 1625 01:20:20,680 --> 01:20:22,560 Speaker 1: It is a good brawl. Yeah. I like that they 1626 01:20:22,560 --> 01:20:25,640 were grabbing at each other over the officials. You know, 1627 01:20:26,159 --> 01:20:28,800 we've seen so many bad fucking brawls. It's always nice 1628 01:20:28,800 --> 01:20:29,680 when they can get it right. 1629 01:20:29,960 --> 01:20:32,359 Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, Like the intensity was right here, like this 1630 01:20:32,399 --> 01:20:36,479 felt like it should feel. They're going for it. They 1631 01:20:36,520 --> 01:20:38,800 finally kind of get them apart here. Matt goes outside 1632 01:20:38,840 --> 01:20:41,680 the ring and grabs the mic, and this is legendary. 1633 01:20:42,000 --> 01:20:43,880 Matt's on the mic. He's outside the ring and he's 1634 01:20:43,880 --> 01:20:46,720 pointing to Edge, who they've they've moved to kind of 1635 01:20:46,720 --> 01:20:50,239 the ramp side, and he says, Adam, you bastard, I'm 1636 01:20:50,279 --> 01:20:54,319 gonna make your life miserable. And Lita, you whore, I'm 1637 01:20:54,319 --> 01:20:59,119 gonna make your life miserable too. Okay, very funny, I mean, 1638 01:20:59,319 --> 01:21:03,159 completely Sari, but like he had to, he shoot named Edge, 1639 01:21:03,199 --> 01:21:11,439 but Lida is still Lena, you bastard, Lina, you whore. 1640 01:21:12,520 --> 01:21:14,399 Jean Sniskey, you freak. 1641 01:21:17,279 --> 01:21:31,039 Speaker 7: Caine, you Carleno, you're phoning it in? 1642 01:21:31,439 --> 01:21:39,680 Speaker 2: What hell? That cool? And then W can't kiss my ass? Security? 1643 01:21:39,720 --> 01:21:42,000 I mean that was the god point everyone everything else 1644 01:21:42,039 --> 01:21:44,039 was cool. Calling Edge by a shoot name and a 1645 01:21:44,079 --> 01:21:46,720 bastard lead to a whore that was fine, saying w 1646 01:21:46,800 --> 01:21:48,520 B coun kiss my ass. Now security's got to come 1647 01:21:48,560 --> 01:21:51,800 funk him up. This guy security stand up, stand up 1648 01:21:51,840 --> 01:21:55,199 for w W you motherfuckers. So security swarm them. They're 1649 01:21:55,199 --> 01:21:57,840 trying to get the mic away from him. He's fucking fighting. 1650 01:21:58,079 --> 01:22:00,479 They're they're moving to the apron. He's going to get 1651 01:22:00,479 --> 01:22:03,520 the mic up. Come see me a ring of honor or. 1652 01:22:07,439 --> 01:22:09,239 Speaker 1: The car, let's go. 1653 01:22:10,119 --> 01:22:13,479 Speaker 2: That was so fucking cool, dude. I love that come 1654 01:22:14,840 --> 01:22:16,520 because I was watching r A to the time. I 1655 01:22:16,560 --> 01:22:19,439 was like, oh, what the fuck? That's its fuck. 1656 01:22:19,239 --> 01:22:21,560 Speaker 1: It's so funny. He's like halfway away from the bike. 1657 01:22:26,000 --> 01:22:27,760 No pop, no pop it off. 1658 01:22:33,039 --> 01:22:35,039 Speaker 2: So they finally get the mic away from him. Johnny 1659 01:22:35,039 --> 01:22:38,039 As and Finley take his ass down. Dude. They drag 1660 01:22:38,159 --> 01:22:40,920 him down to hell. So they roll Mat on his stomach. 1661 01:22:40,960 --> 01:22:43,960 They arrest them. The crowd chanting hardy and they stand 1662 01:22:43,960 --> 01:22:46,279 Matt up. After handcuff him, they start dragging the mountain. 1663 01:22:46,640 --> 01:22:49,439 He says something to Johnny Ace here. I'm not sure, 1664 01:22:49,439 --> 01:22:53,079 but I wish the dude. What did he did? He say? 1665 01:22:53,079 --> 01:22:54,920 I wish you the best luck, Johnny Ace? 1666 01:22:55,319 --> 01:22:57,039 Speaker 1: Yeah, can kiss my ass? 1667 01:23:00,760 --> 01:23:01,479 Speaker 2: You know I hear you. 1668 01:23:01,960 --> 01:23:04,000 Speaker 1: To be fair, if I walked out in two thousand 1669 01:23:04,000 --> 01:23:06,279 and five, I would say the same fucking thing. We 1670 01:23:06,319 --> 01:23:07,239 could kiss my ass. 1671 01:23:07,359 --> 01:23:13,880 Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, why the funk? Not? Fuck you kid? This 1672 01:23:13,960 --> 01:23:17,720 show sucks all right, Halo do. 1673 01:23:19,199 --> 01:23:19,800 Speaker 1: Come play on? 1674 01:23:24,640 --> 01:23:31,279 Speaker 4: Don't swim Christmas guys, CRISTI, guys, here's you're frizzy. 1675 01:23:31,720 --> 01:23:32,680 Speaker 2: This is cool as fuck. 1676 01:23:32,800 --> 01:23:33,000 Speaker 1: Man. 1677 01:23:33,079 --> 01:23:33,680 Speaker 2: I love this. 1678 01:23:34,039 --> 01:23:39,319 Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, I mean, like the Adam you best heard. 1679 01:23:40,279 --> 01:23:43,199 It really starts it off hot. It really really does. 1680 01:23:44,319 --> 01:23:46,800 Speaker 2: Uh. He was going for it, man, it felt I 1681 01:23:46,840 --> 01:23:49,680 mean I bought into it, crazy as a kid. 1682 01:23:49,920 --> 01:23:57,600 Speaker 4: An Earl, you screwed bread Earl you Carney, Matt Striker, 1683 01:23:57,680 --> 01:24:02,159 I'll see it. No, man, I'm not there. I'm not 1684 01:24:02,239 --> 01:24:02,880 fucking there. 1685 01:24:05,880 --> 01:24:07,319 Speaker 1: Well, don't make a kiss with us. 1686 01:24:13,960 --> 01:24:17,880 Speaker 2: Good god, great segment, dude. Yeah, I love this. I 1687 01:24:17,880 --> 01:24:18,920 thought this is great. 1688 01:24:19,279 --> 01:24:21,359 Speaker 1: We go to a pre tape here, Shawn Michaels and 1689 01:24:21,399 --> 01:24:24,119 Hulk Hogan faced off against Carlito and Kurd angle last 1690 01:24:24,159 --> 01:24:27,760 week crazy crazy fucking match Man. 1691 01:24:28,119 --> 01:24:30,560 Speaker 2: So this is a longer version of the one they 1692 01:24:30,560 --> 01:24:33,520 showed earlier. This is also, I mean, a really good video. 1693 01:24:34,279 --> 01:24:37,000 I enjoy this. They kind of recap the match longer 1694 01:24:37,960 --> 01:24:40,479 and then they show Sean turning on Hogan. They do 1695 01:24:40,560 --> 01:24:44,920 these like slow mode creepy shots to creepy music. They're 1696 01:24:44,960 --> 01:24:47,079 really good at doing that for like heel turn or 1697 01:24:47,119 --> 01:24:50,720 like just heel stuff a lot, where like they slow 1698 01:24:50,760 --> 01:24:52,520 shit down to make it just seem more evil, and 1699 01:24:52,560 --> 01:24:54,239 the music they pick is great for this stuff. I 1700 01:24:54,800 --> 01:24:55,399 like this a lot. 1701 01:24:55,560 --> 01:24:57,279 Speaker 1: Yeah. I like the way that they set up the 1702 01:24:57,319 --> 01:24:59,520 images and stuff, and of course all the moves have 1703 01:24:59,560 --> 01:25:03,279 gunshow sounds and stuff. It's very rude, yeah, retro WB 1704 01:25:03,439 --> 01:25:06,000 and like we grew up on that, so it's like awesome. 1705 01:25:06,279 --> 01:25:08,439 Speaker 2: Makes it feel big too. Yeah, it's like a big 1706 01:25:08,479 --> 01:25:09,039 fucking deal. 1707 01:25:09,520 --> 01:25:12,399 Speaker 1: And now it's time for the Piper's Pit town Hall. 1708 01:25:12,920 --> 01:25:15,079 Speaker 2: I'm looking at the I'm looking at this right and 1709 01:25:15,119 --> 01:25:18,399 I'm like, okay, probably no more matches. I'm looking over 1710 01:25:18,439 --> 01:25:19,960 the bar to tell me how much time is left, 1711 01:25:20,000 --> 01:25:22,640 and I see there's eleven minutes. And I wrote down 1712 01:25:23,159 --> 01:25:25,560 there is like eleven minutes left. I do not want 1713 01:25:25,560 --> 01:25:27,920 to watch an eleven minute talk seg here we go 1714 01:25:28,239 --> 01:25:30,479 lock in. I almost gave it a plus ten. I'll 1715 01:25:30,479 --> 01:25:32,399 be honest with you, but I fucking I watched it. 1716 01:25:32,439 --> 01:25:34,039 I almost gave it a plus ten. Brought back to 1717 01:25:34,079 --> 01:25:36,800 plus ten for this fucking show. Wow, it's been a while. 1718 01:25:37,119 --> 01:25:39,000 It's been a fucking minute. I haven't done that a 1719 01:25:39,039 --> 01:25:39,800 really long time. 1720 01:25:40,439 --> 01:25:43,680 Speaker 1: Uh but uh, I don't blame you. Two town halls, 1721 01:25:43,800 --> 01:25:46,600 two talk shows, three if you count Jericho. 1722 01:25:46,880 --> 01:25:49,640 Speaker 2: I mean, dude, I mean, like this is. It's not 1723 01:25:49,680 --> 01:25:52,880 a bad promo or anything. I'm just fucking talked out, dude. 1724 01:25:53,159 --> 01:25:56,279 I'm over the fucking talking. Like the main event of 1725 01:25:56,319 --> 01:25:59,079 the show that started with ten minutes of talking is 1726 01:25:59,119 --> 01:26:03,199 ten minutes of talk. It's fucking enough. I mean, they 1727 01:26:03,520 --> 01:26:06,079 go through the whole thing here. Piper questions him. He 1728 01:26:06,119 --> 01:26:10,560 wants to know why he Blindstted Hogan, and then Sean 1729 01:26:10,600 --> 01:26:13,359 goes on a die tribe about like, hey, listen, guys, 1730 01:26:13,760 --> 01:26:15,520 I'm the guy that comes out here and I deliver 1731 01:26:15,680 --> 01:26:18,880 everything you people want. I broke my back for this place, 1732 01:26:19,479 --> 01:26:21,319 he says at the WrestleMania Hall of Fame, I heard 1733 01:26:21,319 --> 01:26:23,800 your chance to Hogan for one more match, and it 1734 01:26:23,840 --> 01:26:25,600 was then there I decided that I would once again 1735 01:26:25,640 --> 01:26:28,560 sacrifice myself to give you what you wanted. Last week. 1736 01:26:28,600 --> 01:26:30,680 I believe I guaranteed that hul Cogan will have one 1737 01:26:30,680 --> 01:26:35,239 more match. I must misunderstand what's going on here. WrestleMania 1738 01:26:35,359 --> 01:26:38,720 was in April. The match they just had was July fourth. 1739 01:26:39,239 --> 01:26:43,119 Hogan's already had a match. I watched you show me it. 1740 01:26:43,680 --> 01:26:45,159 Speaker 1: That was a match of car Leader. I didn't con 1741 01:26:45,279 --> 01:26:47,760 come on, guys, we have one more match. 1742 01:26:49,199 --> 01:26:51,720 Speaker 2: Hog. He just keeps having shitty matches and like, all right, 1743 01:26:51,880 --> 01:26:58,920 one more, let's give it another go. So yeah, Sean 1744 01:26:58,960 --> 01:27:02,079 says he's gonna have have his last match against him, 1745 01:27:02,760 --> 01:27:06,359 and uh, he says, uh, He's gonna prove that perception 1746 01:27:06,479 --> 01:27:08,119 is not reality, and he's laying down the challenge for 1747 01:27:08,119 --> 01:27:12,319 Summer Slam Mortal Hall Cogan against Sewn Michaels and that 1748 01:27:12,399 --> 01:27:16,199 SummerSlam Haul Coke and I will prove that mortality or 1749 01:27:16,680 --> 01:27:22,800 immortality line as a price. Well, Piper says, hey man, 1750 01:27:22,840 --> 01:27:25,439 you're a fucking liar, aren't you. Why are you what 1751 01:27:25,479 --> 01:27:26,920 the fuck are you talking about? You didn't even answer 1752 01:27:26,960 --> 01:27:30,119 my question, why'd you do that? Shit? You did ship 1753 01:27:30,199 --> 01:27:32,279 for the fans. You don't give a fuck about these fans. 1754 01:27:32,560 --> 01:27:35,439 You don't give a shit. Why'd you do that? He says, 1755 01:27:35,479 --> 01:27:37,520 I know why you did it. You know you came 1756 01:27:37,600 --> 01:27:39,960 up to me. When you're a young boy. Little shitty 1757 01:27:40,039 --> 01:27:41,399 Sean that's what we used to call you. In the 1758 01:27:41,399 --> 01:27:42,880 back of a little shitty Sean would come up and 1759 01:27:42,920 --> 01:27:44,279 ask me how that got be in the main event, 1760 01:27:44,960 --> 01:27:46,880 and Ah said, you had no fucking chance. I'll let 1761 01:27:46,920 --> 01:27:47,439 you do a coke. 1762 01:27:47,800 --> 01:27:51,239 Speaker 1: Look, fip, I just here's the deal, man. I just 1763 01:27:51,239 --> 01:27:53,479 don't want to be here. It's one of those just oh, 1764 01:27:53,560 --> 01:27:58,119 they're just paying me a lot. Oh, don't say aw, oh, 1765 01:27:58,399 --> 01:28:01,640 don't say all five for just say I am man. 1766 01:28:01,720 --> 01:28:02,560 Let's call it a day. 1767 01:28:03,079 --> 01:28:04,880 Speaker 2: Well you have ever did? Going for you? And a 1768 01:28:04,920 --> 01:28:07,399 side of your turn sideways and nail Hogan from behind, 1769 01:28:07,760 --> 01:28:10,880 and Sean says, I did my answer and that's it, 1770 01:28:11,439 --> 01:28:14,039 and he leaves and he said, don't you walk away 1771 01:28:14,039 --> 01:28:17,880 from it? You fucking bussy, you too, bit pup, don't 1772 01:28:17,920 --> 01:28:18,680 you walk away? 1773 01:28:21,119 --> 01:28:21,399 Speaker 1: Wow? 1774 01:28:22,239 --> 01:28:23,439 Speaker 2: I would have been fucking way cooler. 1775 01:28:23,520 --> 01:28:25,319 Speaker 1: Turn herround, jackass, say. 1776 01:28:28,039 --> 01:28:30,760 Speaker 2: So, Piper's taking his jacket off. He's gonna whoop Sewan's ass, 1777 01:28:31,119 --> 01:28:33,600 and he says, I know the damn answer. And if 1778 01:28:33,600 --> 01:28:37,119 you are afraid I say that, you know why? God 1779 01:28:37,239 --> 01:28:41,439 Sean to Michaels, You're a coward. And Sean turns around 1780 01:28:41,439 --> 01:28:43,680 and hits him on sweech in music and he lays 1781 01:28:43,680 --> 01:28:46,319 Piper out, and just like he laid out Hogan, he 1782 01:28:46,359 --> 01:28:49,000 stands over him and he stares down at him, and 1783 01:28:49,079 --> 01:28:52,439 Piper's dead, and then Sean leaves and he goes up 1784 01:28:52,439 --> 01:28:55,359 the ramp. The crowd's booing. He stops at the top 1785 01:28:55,399 --> 01:28:58,479 of the ramp and he looks back and he show 1786 01:28:58,520 --> 01:29:03,800 goes off the air. Why Sean, why, well? That is 1787 01:29:03,840 --> 01:29:07,560 it for w WE Monday Night Raw for July eleventh, 1788 01:29:07,800 --> 01:29:09,600 two thousand and five. 1789 01:29:10,079 --> 01:29:11,840 Speaker 1: Why you're telling me there's no more to this Shawn 1790 01:29:11,880 --> 01:29:12,520 Michael's thing. 1791 01:29:12,840 --> 01:29:16,680 Speaker 2: That's it? What more do you want to give us? 1792 01:29:16,680 --> 01:29:17,279 Speaker 1: The answer? 1793 01:29:17,840 --> 01:29:17,880 Speaker 3: No? 1794 01:29:18,159 --> 01:29:20,840 Speaker 2: Fuck that? What I go? No more fucking talking, Sean 1795 01:29:20,920 --> 01:29:23,560 come back and Wressel come back and have a fucking. 1796 01:29:23,960 --> 01:29:25,399 Speaker 1: Could tell Sean come back? 1797 01:29:25,600 --> 01:29:28,000 Speaker 2: Oh no more talk, SAIDs on this fucking show. 1798 01:29:28,800 --> 01:29:36,520 Speaker 1: Let's read some fucking names. Yeah, all right, now it's 1799 01:29:36,640 --> 01:29:39,000 time for the main events. 1800 01:29:39,159 --> 01:29:41,600 Speaker 2: Ladies and gentlemen, we have promised you a great main event. 1801 01:29:42,000 --> 01:29:45,159 Speaker 1: Sorry in the final artsier, give me the cock boys 1802 01:29:45,560 --> 01:29:48,880 and free my soul. I want to get lost in 1803 01:29:49,279 --> 01:29:55,119 Chase Richard's Son's whole and my name is Kane. 1804 01:29:58,960 --> 01:30:02,119 Speaker 2: Wow. So much thought was put into that. That's like, 1805 01:30:03,000 --> 01:30:05,079 you gotta you gotta give it to him. 1806 01:30:05,439 --> 01:30:08,319 Speaker 1: If you watch Matt Gruber, I'll cut my nuts off. 1807 01:30:08,600 --> 01:30:10,000 Speaker 2: Oh I want to want you to do that. I'm 1808 01:30:10,000 --> 01:30:10,800 never gonna watch it. 1809 01:30:11,039 --> 01:30:17,680 Speaker 1: Thomas Powell, Damon Harris, Playboy, Melo Chicago Land Corsman, Missus, 1810 01:30:17,760 --> 01:30:18,520 Jake Something. 1811 01:30:18,600 --> 01:30:20,319 Speaker 2: Oh, come on, you can watch him still. You should 1812 01:30:20,359 --> 01:30:22,520 watch him. You should watch you should watch him. Hey, 1813 01:30:22,520 --> 01:30:24,079 you should go watch him from. 1814 01:30:23,920 --> 01:30:28,520 Speaker 1: The previous collision Jake Something versus Speedball Mike Bailey. 1815 01:30:28,600 --> 01:30:31,399 Speaker 2: Yes, check that out, check that shit out. They better, 1816 01:30:31,760 --> 01:30:33,000 They should team up or something. 1817 01:30:33,279 --> 01:30:40,760 Speaker 1: Joshua Wilson, Terrence Holling quest, Oh you bleed cars? Okay, 1818 01:30:40,800 --> 01:30:47,359 well the COMMA want to help you bleed cars? Don't bleed? 1819 01:30:48,279 --> 01:30:50,520 Speaker 2: Oh holy shit, I definitely was reading it as you 1820 01:30:50,600 --> 01:30:52,399 bleed cars don't be bleed? 1821 01:30:52,800 --> 01:30:59,399 Speaker 1: Tyler Corey, Jill Porter, The Big Bad Booty Daddy Nightmare ah, 1822 01:30:59,439 --> 01:31:02,880 hey guy. Remember Orton versus Brian from the super Nostalgic 1823 01:31:02,880 --> 01:31:04,600 twenty fourteen Raw Very. 1824 01:31:04,439 --> 01:31:06,359 Speaker 2: Cool, the one where Brian got hurt and they had 1825 01:31:06,359 --> 01:31:07,199 a call it early. 1826 01:31:07,359 --> 01:31:16,239 Speaker 1: Doctor Chud Butterstach Oh nice, Jamie's son Kevin Rogers, Brett Trullman. 1827 01:31:16,840 --> 01:31:21,920 There he is ten dollars tier Sam p Maddie Betting 1828 01:31:21,960 --> 01:31:27,159 thirty two thousand dollars on dav bast Titty from the 1829 01:31:28,279 --> 01:31:32,359 the movie stew Bray and then the twenty twenty seven 1830 01:31:32,600 --> 01:31:35,319 NL Royalist of Rumbles. 1831 01:31:35,520 --> 01:31:38,159 Speaker 2: Wow, dav Best Titty. He should have got an oscar 1832 01:31:38,239 --> 01:31:39,800 for stew Bray. 1833 01:31:40,000 --> 01:31:45,520 Speaker 1: Buffs nine zero seven. Nathan Cook In twenty thirteen Jack 1834 01:31:45,560 --> 01:31:48,520 Swagger got a DUI in my hometown. 1835 01:31:48,680 --> 01:31:51,359 Speaker 2: Oh my god. Wow. That was probably like a lot 1836 01:31:51,399 --> 01:31:53,039 of hometowns that got that. 1837 01:31:53,039 --> 01:31:54,720 Speaker 1: That theme song was hard, huh. 1838 01:31:54,560 --> 01:31:59,600 Speaker 2: Dan Remember he had that hat. He was a fucking 1839 01:31:59,640 --> 01:32:01,560 idiot like you like that. 1840 01:32:02,119 --> 01:32:09,840 Speaker 1: Sean Carney kt D Underscore Universe, hooray mes Fief, Collie Simmons, 1841 01:32:10,119 --> 01:32:11,800 Coley Simmons. 1842 01:32:11,560 --> 01:32:14,159 Speaker 2: Kole Ay Simons, everyone gets three. 1843 01:32:14,520 --> 01:32:18,680 Speaker 1: Michael Cole watching porn be like, oh my, could it be? 1844 01:32:19,319 --> 01:32:21,800 It is? It's come home? 1845 01:32:22,079 --> 01:32:28,920 Speaker 2: Is here? Come rolls on after this. 1846 01:32:29,319 --> 01:32:35,319 Speaker 1: R J. Lowell, Yeah yeah, Giovanni g Bello, Let's fucking go, 1847 01:32:36,159 --> 01:32:41,159 Sammy boy, Jarvares Carter, Yes for every real one me 1848 01:32:41,560 --> 01:32:46,520 retro swine, I'd be licking Rakishi's ass like Jacob Fatu 1849 01:32:46,600 --> 01:32:49,760 licking the world title. By the way, fuck the seventy 1850 01:32:49,800 --> 01:32:54,399 six ers, go Nicks play. The Brunson edit is going on? 1851 01:32:54,760 --> 01:32:55,520 Speaker 2: What's going on? 1852 01:32:56,159 --> 01:33:01,680 Speaker 1: William Evans, big Broda, big Broda? Oh yeah, Lyndon Moore 1853 01:33:02,199 --> 01:33:07,039 Cornelius long way, it is long? Rashondas gender fluid, batty 1854 01:33:07,199 --> 01:33:08,359 with him her hammers. 1855 01:33:08,760 --> 01:33:12,439 Speaker 2: Ah, I see, I see nice. Nice. 1856 01:33:12,600 --> 01:33:16,079 Speaker 1: My boss walked by as Maria was giving a stink face. 1857 01:33:16,439 --> 01:33:19,319 Now I'm fired for watching two thousand and six Era. 1858 01:33:19,239 --> 01:33:23,560 Speaker 2: Raw Well, you know, sometimes it's your fault. 1859 01:33:23,840 --> 01:33:35,399 Speaker 1: Her Kouchi fatooted in my mouth werewolf style. Wow, my brother, 1860 01:33:36,960 --> 01:33:38,439 what are you talking about? 1861 01:33:39,000 --> 01:33:41,359 Speaker 2: That's crazy man like you. Uh. That was like a 1862 01:33:41,399 --> 01:33:44,800 thought in your head that you also had to share 1863 01:33:44,920 --> 01:33:47,600 with the class. Some thoughts in your head can stay 1864 01:33:47,600 --> 01:33:48,119 in your head. 1865 01:33:48,680 --> 01:33:53,560 Speaker 1: X I I I graves, Sir Beakington, I'd rather be 1866 01:33:53,640 --> 01:33:55,439 pissed on than piste off. 1867 01:33:55,920 --> 01:33:56,600 Speaker 2: That's snitsky. 1868 01:33:57,039 --> 01:33:58,079 Speaker 1: More pigs. 1869 01:34:00,560 --> 01:34:02,840 Speaker 2: Seamen stain dresses. 1870 01:34:03,000 --> 01:34:05,640 Speaker 1: Jalen Brunts Jalen Brunson. 1871 01:34:06,079 --> 01:34:08,720 Speaker 2: Wemby. 1872 01:34:09,800 --> 01:34:14,600 Speaker 1: Joe Ristevo Garga Jangles. Yes, sorry, I'm far away from 1873 01:34:14,600 --> 01:34:16,239 my monitor. It's hard to read these sometimes. 1874 01:34:16,239 --> 01:34:17,880 Speaker 2: Why are you so why are you so far away 1875 01:34:17,880 --> 01:34:18,399 from your father? 1876 01:34:18,840 --> 01:34:21,840 Speaker 1: Mediocre? Josh, you're good job, about to hit Johnny with 1877 01:34:21,880 --> 01:34:25,359 a mother f and bomb into Philadelphia. Yes, all of 1878 01:34:25,399 --> 01:34:27,680 them go Panthers. 1879 01:34:28,359 --> 01:34:32,399 Speaker 2: Christ Christ, you should be worrying about the braves. Let's 1880 01:34:32,439 --> 01:34:34,079 not talk about the Panthers just yet. You should be 1881 01:34:34,079 --> 01:34:35,159 worrying about your braves. 1882 01:34:35,640 --> 01:34:38,600 Speaker 1: You should worry about winning three in a row. You 1883 01:34:38,760 --> 01:34:42,000 just lost three in a row, two and they rescheduled 1884 01:34:42,039 --> 01:34:42,920 this game for next month. 1885 01:34:43,000 --> 01:34:45,720 Speaker 2: Oh sorry, you were you were about to lose three 1886 01:34:45,720 --> 01:34:46,119 in a row. 1887 01:34:47,560 --> 01:34:50,199 Speaker 6: Yeah, but God intervened. This is God's country right here. 1888 01:34:51,239 --> 01:34:57,560 Truiest Field, that's fucking insane. 1889 01:34:57,880 --> 01:35:00,920 Speaker 1: Palm her cannon. I barely know her cannon. 1890 01:35:01,239 --> 01:35:04,319 Speaker 2: Nice. Also, fuck you. We beat the Padres three in 1891 01:35:04,319 --> 01:35:09,560 a row very recently, like this month. Now you're gonna 1892 01:35:09,600 --> 01:35:11,359 say the Padres suck, And I know, I know, I 1893 01:35:11,439 --> 01:35:13,000 hear you, but I'm saying that. 1894 01:35:13,079 --> 01:35:15,840 Speaker 1: We want to read off. Fernando Tatis junior status. 1895 01:35:15,880 --> 01:35:19,720 Speaker 2: This I just saying that we did it. Okay, I'm 1896 01:35:19,760 --> 01:35:20,439 just letting you know. 1897 01:35:20,800 --> 01:35:23,479 Speaker 1: Ripa man possessing the Goldberg Monster truck. 1898 01:35:23,640 --> 01:35:25,159 Speaker 2: Oh, that would have been fucking hysterical. 1899 01:35:25,239 --> 01:35:31,279 Speaker 1: Actually, Oscar broke Boy, Kevin big Ben Connolly, Oh, Thomas Francis. 1900 01:35:31,600 --> 01:35:34,960 My name is Finley and I love to Wait a minute, 1901 01:35:35,399 --> 01:35:36,720 I don't fucking love anything. 1902 01:35:36,800 --> 01:35:37,680 Speaker 2: Wait what man? 1903 01:35:37,920 --> 01:35:39,600 Speaker 1: Fuck this show? Let me out? 1904 01:35:39,920 --> 01:35:44,920 Speaker 2: Oh no, come on, no, come on Philly and go 1905 01:35:44,960 --> 01:35:45,880 to Hardwah. 1906 01:35:46,119 --> 01:35:51,720 Speaker 1: We want to relic. That's killer spelled backwards. What dude? Also, 1907 01:35:51,800 --> 01:35:55,239 thank you for putting hyphens here to separate the words. 1908 01:35:55,239 --> 01:35:56,279 That's very nice of you. 1909 01:35:56,760 --> 01:36:03,079 Speaker 2: Thomas not train, Thomas the train, not train. No, that's 1910 01:36:03,119 --> 01:36:04,079 the trade right there. 1911 01:36:04,359 --> 01:36:12,000 Speaker 1: Post concussion syndrome, Meltzer be like John zan Digg, Chase 1912 01:36:13,239 --> 01:36:20,319 Richard Son what Anthony Roberts. You may be able to 1913 01:36:20,359 --> 01:36:23,600 catch me, but you'll have to run pretty far to 1914 01:36:24,039 --> 01:36:27,520 Chase Richard's son. 1915 01:36:27,800 --> 01:36:29,000 Speaker 2: I spit in your eyes. 1916 01:36:29,840 --> 01:36:39,399 Speaker 1: Ricky. Oh yeah, and my name is seven. Oh yeah, 1917 01:36:39,880 --> 01:36:45,359 and my name is seven. By the way, damn near 1918 01:36:45,479 --> 01:36:46,199 killed my career. 1919 01:36:47,039 --> 01:36:49,720 Speaker 2: I mean seven and Perscy Watson were on the same 1920 01:36:49,760 --> 01:36:50,600 show for a second. 1921 01:36:50,920 --> 01:37:00,840 Speaker 1: Monetized George Richard C. Johnsones Squire, Yeah, Scatman's World with 1922 01:37:00,920 --> 01:37:07,920 the poo ethan Supreme Commie Guru video d I woe 1923 01:37:07,920 --> 01:37:15,920 when she skis Ski Woe woe skis Cherry still employed 1924 01:37:16,079 --> 01:37:21,119 but now with student loans. My dick is still stuck 1925 01:37:21,199 --> 01:37:30,439 up my ass after that four fifty Bylly Minnie Housen 1926 01:37:30,520 --> 01:37:32,239 looks like the I like Turtles kid? 1927 01:37:32,439 --> 01:37:33,880 Speaker 2: What the fuck are you talking about? 1928 01:37:34,279 --> 01:37:39,960 Speaker 1: David's Max Keeble's big move? Oh you never seen that? 1929 01:37:40,079 --> 01:37:42,199 Huh No, I've seen that? 1930 01:37:42,920 --> 01:37:43,319 Speaker 2: Yeah? 1931 01:37:43,640 --> 01:37:46,479 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, how was it? That was a movie you 1932 01:37:46,560 --> 01:37:49,159 really never seen? Max Kibo's big move was on Disney. 1933 01:37:49,319 --> 01:37:52,000 Speaker 2: No no, no, I don't know. I don't no, no no. 1934 01:37:52,800 --> 01:37:58,680 Speaker 1: Billy Lyon's Jimmy Wang Yang's very long dong doctor cool 1935 01:38:00,039 --> 01:38:04,920 fifteen dollars tier. James Rodriguez hoay blocs Oh yes, eighty 1936 01:38:05,000 --> 01:38:09,119 year old Grandma drowning James in the creek behind tasty freeze. 1937 01:38:09,199 --> 01:38:15,239 Speaker 2: Holy shit, Oh thanks Grandma. 1938 01:38:15,840 --> 01:38:16,840 Speaker 1: DJ Schmidty. 1939 01:38:17,479 --> 01:38:21,840 Speaker 8: Yes, Craven more Head, Oh my god, he oh my 1940 01:38:21,960 --> 01:38:24,239 got he got you. Oh my god, he fucking got 1941 01:38:24,279 --> 01:38:26,520 you so crazy, like he got you so nuts there, 1942 01:38:26,880 --> 01:38:28,600 Steven Hoay. 1943 01:38:28,399 --> 01:38:32,159 Speaker 1: Michael Davis one hundred and twain our annual. 1944 01:38:32,039 --> 01:38:36,720 Speaker 5: Bobby Bobby and. 1945 01:38:38,239 --> 01:38:48,199 Speaker 1: No Patreon Champion of the World. Oh, Dick bungis thirty bad. 1946 01:38:48,079 --> 01:38:52,439 Speaker 2: Guy, Chickaman. Bad Guy had a fucking fucked running there, 1947 01:38:52,520 --> 01:38:54,680 give a cane run. My name is Kane. They fucked 1948 01:38:54,760 --> 01:38:55,880 Chicum and bad Guy. 1949 01:38:56,239 --> 01:38:58,600 Speaker 1: They tried to say, Dick Bungus, that you weren't worthy 1950 01:38:58,640 --> 01:39:00,920 of that title, that you shouldn't have that strap on 1951 01:39:00,960 --> 01:39:03,760 your chest. Wow, that's right. Dick Bungus wears it on 1952 01:39:03,800 --> 01:39:06,800 his chest. He's a crazy guy. 1953 01:39:07,319 --> 01:39:09,760 Speaker 2: He has like a fanny pack over for a crossbody. 1954 01:39:09,800 --> 01:39:11,119 I guess damn it. 1955 01:39:11,159 --> 01:39:12,119 Speaker 1: No, it's the long way. 1956 01:39:12,319 --> 01:39:23,079 Speaker 2: It's not across. I see right, yeah right, check him in, 1957 01:39:23,159 --> 01:39:25,880 bad Guy. We won't forget you. We won't forget you. 1958 01:39:25,880 --> 01:39:29,319 Had so much potential. You were the next big thing. 1959 01:39:32,039 --> 01:39:35,079 Speaker 1: Guy. You pick a side, cross the line. You're either 1960 01:39:35,119 --> 01:39:37,800 a chickam In bad Guy or you're a Dick Bungus. 1961 01:39:38,239 --> 01:39:40,359 Let this be known. They can hold you back, but 1962 01:39:40,399 --> 01:39:43,000 they can't hold you back forever. Do whatever you want, life, 1963 01:39:43,520 --> 01:39:46,880 break ship, do whatever you want. Dick Bungets for Champions 1964 01:39:46,880 --> 01:39:47,359 for Life. 1965 01:39:48,920 --> 01:39:56,319 Speaker 2: We're on time, just falling down a hole. 1966 01:40:00,119 --> 01:40:06,840 Speaker 1: On watch back skin with big move 1967 01:40:09,640 --> 01:40:10,159 Speaker 2: Or don't