Speaker 1: The Boys. Welcome to podcast episode number three hundred and fifty.
Speaker 2: Five, three City Nive.
Speaker 1: Today we are talking about Monday Night Raw from July eleventh,
two thousand and five.
Speaker 2: Of course, July is right around the corner, but we're
getting there a little early by revisiting this legendary moment
in history where Matt Hardy makes his big unofficial work
Shooty Shoot Double Swerve epic Swerve return on this episode
of Raw by attacking Edge multiple times.
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Speaker 1: All right, let's get into Monday Night Raw for July eleventh,
two thousand and five.
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, what an episode we have here. I
feel like this has been requested many a time, and
uh now we're we're close to the anniversary of this.
I guess you could say, but this is, of course
the episode of Raw from two thousand and five were
Matt Hardy freaking shoots on Edge. Well, before we get
into this episode of Raw, let's see what was going
on with the water wrestling at the time with the
Wrestling Observer news letter from The Observer July eleventh, two
thousand and five. Matt K thirty one, who wrestles as
Matt Martel and Matt Striker not the roa wrestler, got
national attention this past week for a national attention to
this past week for being a triple idiot. Meltzer says
he was fired from his job as a social studies
teacher at Benjamin Cardozo High School in Queen's in April
when the school found out he had called in sick
on eleven dates this past school year to work independent
wrestling dates. The reason the story made the news this
past week is he's taking steps to try to get
his job back. It's bad enough that he thought he
could keep this a secret when he had a website
listing those dates and one of those dates was a
SmackDown taping in Philadelphia where he wrestled kard Angle. Kay
had his mother called in sick for him in December
for a week when he went to Japan to work
for zero one. He came back and said he had
gone to California to care for his anorexic sister. He
also produced doctors notes for other sick days he was
wrestling on his website. He even noted he is a
social studies teacher last year on the website ratemyteacher dot com.
One of his students wrote, quote, I swear I saw
him one's backdown last week wrestling Karrangle.
Speaker 1: Well, guess what, buddy, You're also going to be eating
Eugene's boogers a strap in.
Speaker 2: And you're gonna have matches with balls mahoney that everyone
on this show will hate for the rest of their life.
Speaker 1: Classic.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So this was a big news story that he was.
I mean, listen, the man wanted to work, and the
man did not want to teach these little brats anymore.
He had to go wrestle Loki. The Longest Yard was
number nine on the US box office charts this past weekend,
in its sixth week of release with three point three million.
Its total take is one hundred and forty eight million
plus as of July fourth, putting it among the top
one hundred and fifty grossing movies of all time.
Speaker 1: You know what's crazy about The Longest Yard is when
it came out, I didn't know it was a remake
of anything. I just thought it was another Adam Sandler.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, Yeah, that's what I figured too. I just figured,
you know, Adam Sandler. Uh he did it again. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I thought, Wow, this is gonna be an instant classic.
Speaker 2: I mean, they got all the stars in that great Collie.
Speaker 1: They saw something in that guy.
Speaker 2: WWB News. With the cuts of Shannon Moore, A Kio,
and Jin DrAk, this leaves just three wrestlers of the
two dozen they picked up when WCW closed that are
still on the roster, Chavo, Stacey, Keebler and Hurricane Booker.
T was made champion because he verbally had agreed to
dump his huge contract and they knew he was coming,
but unlike the others, they didn't pick up his contract,
so they had to negotiate. Wilson also was a quick
signing for ww but she also wasn't a direct signing,
as there was much haggling and stuff for a while
before they made the deal. Flair, Mysterio and Bischoff came
much later. Ironically, the agents that came from WCDB R Anderson,
fIF Finley and John Laurneedis all remain in power. So
we're what like four years after the invasion and not
many people survived the WCW cuts here. That's a that's
I mean crazy. I mean Chavo still be it here,
by the way, is fucking insane.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean Chavo, Stacey Keebler and the Hurricane would
not be the three I thought would stick around honestly
from that era. But good on them for keeping the job.
Speaker 2: You know, he thought Hugh Morris would like be here longer.
Speaker 1: Yeah, fucking you know, I can't even think of a name.
Uh John Hyden Right, what.
Speaker 2: Else is there? Just incredible? Well, James, there is already
major heat on hoove in Dude, which must come to
a shock to everyone who reads this. Meltzer says, actually
a lot of it isn't his fault, and it really
is Vince's fault. There was a major talent meeting on
June twenty seventh, before the show in Anaheim with all
the raw and SmackDown people, Vince came down on a
lot of the wrestlers in general, although not by name,
and that's where the first rumors of guys getting cut
came out of. He then brought up how much he
loved the Mexicools after their first week in the company
because of what a breath of fresh air they were
and how much energy they showed in their TV debut
and reports from the road. He then made comments to
the extent to others without naming names, that they were
phoning it in. So there is that quote unquote Goldberg
heat on him where some guys are so immature that
they take it out on take out that to management
likes him on him of course, he only makes things
worse with his being totally unaware of how he's perceived
by others. Bob Holly was pissed him for doing an
Alabama Slam at a show without asking and he asked
to do a four to fifteen and was told he couldn't.
So he's getting heat for want to do other people's moves.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Vincent Man held a meeting and he said, hey,
I don't want to name any names, but a couple
of you guys are phoning it in and that is
not cool. Just saying I watch you guys know, not cool.
Speaker 2: He's talking about that. I would do him popping off
the Alabama Slam is very funny. By the way, Bob
Holly's not gonna do shit. Whoventude would beat the brakes
off this fucking dude.
Speaker 1: You think Bob Holly said anything to Mike Awesome.
Speaker 2: No, No, I don't think so at all. In fact,
there's probably more times than not that. Like we know
a few Bob Holly stories of him like doing stuff,
but like more times than I You probably just shut
the fuck up, Bob ho all.
Speaker 1: He was super pissed at whof he wanted to do
the four fifty.
Speaker 2: He was about to bust that out in his next
top guy feud.
Speaker 1: Holy shit, man, like that would be so fucking funny,
Like the juicy one wants to do the four fifty
and Bob Holly walks out, though not right here.
Speaker 2: He just found out that he was getting in trouble
for phoning it in, so he's going to start doing
four fifties to fucking make up for it.
Speaker 1: Also funck Java seriously. Yeah, I mean, that's just I
just want to let you know I'm pointing about Java
back here. Fuck you man, not real.
Speaker 2: Really we're still here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm still he pissed me off every week. I
gotta be honest with you. Don't even do the Juices
four fifty man, don't even think about it. Back the Java.
That's the Juices movie. That's for the Juicy fans. Bob
Holly standing up, that's the Juicy fans. That's what your
extwn Java anyway.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like you know, phoning in is not cool and
uh just like yeah, well, James, here's a big list
of people that got released from the Observer of July eighteen,
two thousand and five. The final cut list was Matt Morgan,
Charlie Hass, Jackie Gaeta, Lauren Jones, Marty Jeannetti, Don Marie,
Mark Jendrak, Maven Shannon Moore, a Keio, Kenzo Suzuki, Heroko,
Suzuki Joi, Giovanni, Gangrel still signed, Billy Kidman, Bubba Devon
and Spike Dudley and Mordecai.
Speaker 1: Is that Bubba Devon like one guy? They released Bubba Divon.
Speaker 2: It's just the one, just the one got released.
Speaker 1: Probably because they were trying to do the Juicy four fifty.
Fuck you guys, seriously, hands.
Speaker 2: Off the four fifty. A wise man once said, fucked too.
Speaker 1: They had to make room for the Juices contract.
Speaker 2: Man. These are all all sixteen people here were phoning
it in and that's not cool.
Speaker 1: They had to let go of Marty Jeannetti so they
could pay the Juicus contract that's used to contract right there. Brother, Sorry,
you got a problem with that.
Speaker 2: You gotta fucking go. Bob Hollyday is gonna stand up
for this shit? Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1: Bob Holly's pissed the fuck off. I know, I don't
see all the devon back there now the Juices show,
that be funny as shit. Bob Holly is the Juices boy.
Speaker 2: That's his fucking manager. Hell yeah, he handled his contract too.
Speaker 1: So Mark Jindrak goes from almost being an evolution to
being cut yes, very wow.
Speaker 2: Soon Yeah yeah yeah wow, that's right right around you know,
two thand and.
Speaker 1: Four, right, yeah, that's odd.
Speaker 2: Yeah, goddamn. Meltzer says, for whatever this is worth in history,
the guy who invented the jump to your ass while
holding the guy's head finisher the stunner, ace crusher, diamond
cutter variations of this move was Jerry Gray on Florida
television in nineteen eighty five. There are tapes to him
doing the move long before DDP, Steve Woson or Johnny
Ace were ever in the business, with John Heath and
Bob Roop as announcers, crediting him for the invention of
the move. Last couple of things here from July twenty fifth,
two thousand and five. In WWE News. Earl Hebner, the
most famous referee in modern history of pro wrestling, was
fired on July eighteenth after seventeen years with the company.
His brother, Dave, who had surgery to looked just like Earl,
a former referee who had been on the road with
the company dating back twenty one years, was suspended. The
allegation is both twin brothers were involved in selling w
B merchandise with w B logos at their pro shirt
shop in Saint Louis that they own with another guy
without authorization. Dave Hebner is in charge of the merchandise
at the house shows on the tours, He handles agents
duties and has been in that role for years. Internally,
the feeling that it was a case of minor league
greed by two guys who have made a great living
for years with the company.
Speaker 1: Well, the good thing is is Earl goes to TA
and sells those same shirts out of the trunk of
his car at Universal Studios. Who really won in the end? Asshole?
Speaker 2: I mean, how much money could Earl and Dave have
been making on two thousand and five WB shirts? What
fucking shirts? Were they even selling the Carlito eat Spit shirt?
Speaker 1: They were probably selling the U screw bread shirts. You
damn right it did. I would be surprised if they
were doing that.
Speaker 2: Those are the ones that they saw to TNA how
they even know it was both of them doing it?
Maybe they were doing twin magic spots and you can't
pin down which one was really the culprit here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they got rid of both of them, fuck it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and one felt swoop. That sucks. That's I mean, like,
come on, like Carney's, this is a Carney business. Let
my boys get their money, Let them sell, Let them
sell those Christmaster shirts at a low, low price. Well,
and the strong here Hulk Hogan got to keep his rooster.
On July eighth, a circuit court ruled, because Hogan got
a permit for his rooster, that the rooster doesn't count
against the bel Air town code limit of five pets
per home. The city council had fined Hogan's family one
hundred dollars per day for having six pets, but the
court overturned the fine. The gardener for one of his
neighbors complained, saying he's seen six dogs and two cats
along with the rooster, and the dogs and rooster are
nuisances because they make so much noise. We'll watch you
mind your fucking business, dude.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Like a gardener of the neighbor complained, you
don't even live here.
Speaker 2: What the hell Ruster's name? Bruno? Well, that is it
for the observer. Now let's talk about this fantastic episode
of w B Monday Night Raw for July eleventh, two
thousand and five.
Speaker 1: All right, let's get into raw here. Eric Bischoff face.
Speaker 2: Booms have I don't know if anyone has done this,
and I feel like I don't know if we've asked
or not, But if we haven't, if anyone can decipher
what double Yeah, I don't know what interrot says, because
I'm I'm assuming there's it's something crazy. There's probably like
a hidden crazy message in there from the WWE for
years that we just haven't been able to decipher. Probably
said something like David, I have no legal sharks.
Speaker 1: Yeah. If you play this specifical one backwards, it says
mad Striker will be here tonight. Know that that Matt
Strackers from ringa Bonner.
Speaker 2: Party was fucking taking a break tonight.
Speaker 1: Level the juice is really pizzling us.
Speaker 2: All off, Rhino is coming to you, Am Rhinos.
Speaker 1: Level more pigs. You mistakes Justice, Eric Bischall, face.
Speaker 2: Boom, Eric Michael with the gray hair by the way,
Silver Fox, Eric Boff shaved gray head.
Speaker 1: If you played it backwards, I guess that would be
the beginning.
Speaker 3: Show starts with boot starts with the crowd buoy.
Speaker 2: I mean, that is fucking the most two thousand and
five things they should have. Is the show getting dude
at the beginning? Fuck this shit?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Well, well we get a cold open here.
Shawn Michaels and Hull Cogan teamed up until Shawn Michaels
betrayed America.
Speaker 2: On the fourth of July. He betrayed America. Are you
fucking kidding me?
Speaker 1: That makes me sick?
Speaker 2: Yeah? He uh so it was with Shawn Michaels. It
was Shawn Michaels and Haul Cogan teaming up to face
the mega powers of Kurt Angle and Gaylito, and uh,
Shawn Michaels had such a bad time with Carlito that
he had to kick show he had a kick all
go get into the fucking head.
Speaker 1: Carlito was in there with Hull, Cogan, Sean Michaels, and
Kurt Angle and then mysteriously they had a meeting the
next week where Vincent Van said, some people are funneling
it in. That's that cool? Cool?
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is of course. Uh, Get and Sean win
the match. They pose after the match, and Hogan turns
around after doing double okay fingers to the crowd into
the sweetshed music and jerishish, oh what happened?
Speaker 1: Yeah? This is a great video package though that it
keeps cutting back to HBK just standing over Hogan. It
felt like a big deal for a big match.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, they actually do. And even I think the
one they show later is even cooler, like it's way
more intense of a you know, recap of the whole
deal here, But no, I one. I'd like this angle too,
I'd like this video. Yeah, no, this is this is
all cool.
Speaker 1: Move to the music. Play that fucking music.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: What do you think of this intro?
Speaker 2: Oh? I love this intro. This one's fucking fantastic. I
love the song. They could have kept this one forever.
To be honest with you, I don't know if every
version of it had it. But the shot I remember
most from this is this Shelton taking the springboard switech
in music. I mean, that's like a fantastic shot to
start this.
Speaker 1: With cane face too. Don't forget cane face.
Speaker 2: Okay, can't forget Carlito spin the apple on Maria. That's
also Legendaria there. So we are, of course at the
Continell Airlines arenas in fucking New York. We're show in
New York. It's not even funny how in New York
we are.
Speaker 1: So we kicked the show off here with Carlito's cabana.
Town hall.
Speaker 2: Yes, and I gotta tell you there's gonna be a
lot of these. Holy shit, dude, this is this could
be the most town hall show we've ever watched.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's funny. We've talked about on the show before.
But like, this is one of my least favorite things
in wrestling I think is the talk shows segments. Yeah,
I don't like these. It's funny watching a show like
this because I kind of was wondering. I guess I
forgot why I didn't like these in the first place.
I just didn't like them, And then I see a
show like this and I'm reminded, like, oh, yeah, they
did these all the time. A matter of fact, there's
multiple on this show. And then they talked about last
week and they said there was multiple on that show.
So it's like every week there's multiple town halls with
these talk shows. And I'm like, oh, of course, this
is why I don't fucking like them. Anybody that watched
this show like regularly back then, there's no way you
tune him, like, oh, I can't wait for the three
talk shows right, Like, there's just no way. Man.
Speaker 2: Yes, So Carlito comes out, it is of course Kylito's cabana. Uh.
By the way, I will say, I did love this
era of Carlito him Intercontinold Champion or US Champion, Like
I thought he was cool as fuck cool, and uh
he has. He's got the set here, He's got the chair,
he's got the hammock, he's got the palm trees. Like
this guy is begging to, uh just be left behind. Sadly.
Speaker 1: I love that Carlito's theme song just full stops to
make sure you can hear the part.
Speaker 2: I spin in the face of people who don't want
to be full.
Speaker 1: But it's so funny that, like the song is going
and it just full stops. There's no music at all.
I spin the face of me.
Speaker 2: We don't want to be Kylito, Kylita, Klita. Yeah dude, no, yeah, pause,
hell yeah. So Carlito is here, of course, and he says,
as of late, there's a lot of reasons why people
should be watching Raw. No fucking way, I don't know
if that's true. Yeah, what are you talking about? What reasons? Well,
he says, mainly because of Kalita. Oh so, Carlito says
he has a big match against Shelton Benjamin for his
intern Caninental Championship, and of course, the only show on
Raw that guarantees to have everybody talking Kelly Do's Cabana
last week on the fourth of July. His guest was
the immortal Hawk Cogan, and look what happened to him.
You see, the fireworks always fly here on the cabana,
and I know you want people on answer, So, ladies
and gentlemen, the man who last week super Kick Tall Cogan,
ah b K John and Michaels. I feel like everybody
when they say HBK Shawn Michaels have to say in
the Vince voice, like Carlito definitely was going there with this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think so too.
Speaker 2: Just everyone hears that one intro that he's in and
that's fucking you know, the rest of his life.
Speaker 1: What's my name? Bitch?
Speaker 2: Bitch Sean Michaels does not come out. Chris Jericho comes
out in a suit jacket and jeans, and Carlito is
very confused. So Carlito says, wow, you see everybody wants
to be a guest on Collico's cabana. I'm flattered. Why
don't you have a seat and let me show you
how a real show is conducted and the crowd goes ooh,
and Carlida also says as a better effect, here have
an apple. I don't know that was fun, like he
just gives his guests that, of course, and Jerico says, oh,
I don't want to bust your bubble, Junior, but last
week your copa cabana segment was trumped by the highlight reel.
And maybe you forgot who my guest was. It was
w champion John Cena, and then I beat the shit
out of him. I sent the champ packing and I
upstayed your little hey whatever you call it here. Well,
Jericho says he's gonna do it again tonight, so do
me a favor, get rid of this yard cell of
a set. Lower the obscenely expensive Jeri Tron five thousand.
My guest is none other than Sean Michaels.
Speaker 1: I thought that was funny Jericho coming out and then
him introduces Sean Michael's to the ring.
Speaker 2: I thought that was good, dude, a battling fucking talk
shows seg is. I actually thought that was funny as shit.
And Carlino says, let's face it, the highlight reel is
just like you, really boring, really outdated. Basically, it sucks.
It is not cool. Yes, yes, the crowd goes fucking wild.
Speaker 1: That's not cool. That's not cool.
Speaker 2: Well Carlito says that Jericho is a little older, a
little sadder, a little fatter. Jericho stances up. I'm like,
whoa is Jericho fat? Here, and Carlito says, you might
want to give me that apple back. Have you seen
yourself when you wrestle, your love handles pour out of
your tights. Seriously, love handles. That's not cool.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, the crowd is.
Speaker 2: They fucking hit the pyro, everything.
Speaker 1: To each other, the crowd.
Speaker 2: The boyhood dream has come true for Carli Cologne. But
Jerico says love handles, huh, well, maybe you should do
up your shirt. You don't got abs of steel yourself.
Gordo Jeredo says, you can't tell me what's cool. I'm
the epitome of cool. I'm Canadian, which gets booze from
the crowd of core. Oh yeah, that's how you're gonna.
Speaker 1: Either the inventor of the oh yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'm Chris Canadian cool. He throws the apple
down and says you just don't get it to you,
sideshow Bob, which gets a big fucking pop here.
Speaker 1: Simpsons is still hot in two thousand and five, so.
Speaker 2: Jericho says, with your little imitation flowery shirt and your
fancy purple Pantsi's ooh, He says. Sean is a unique individual,
and he shures how he does not want to be
on an impostor want to be cheap ass, half ass,
second rate po dunk amateur hour talk show like yours,
just fucking giving it to him, which, by the way,
not cool.
Speaker 1: I mean, like, if I'm thinking of things that are
cool and not cool, that's definitely skew into the not
cool side. Man.
Speaker 2: Come on, they gotta have that not cool meter on
the tron, and it kind of goes one way or
the other, usually leaning towards not cool. Yeah.
Speaker 1: You see a big scale up there, and on the
left is Bart Simpson and on the right it's whatever
you just said, Carlino man just looking bad, man, Like
what you just said was not Bart Simpson.
Speaker 2: Man. So Jericho says, step aside, buddy boy, let why
to j go to work because tonight my guess on
the highlight reel, and Courly just says, no, this is
my show, Come ban, it's my show, and jerksay hold on.
Shawn wants to be a part of the big time.
He wants to be on the original The Johnny Carson
of Raw, not the Carson Daily Big. We hate Carson Daily. Yeah,
Carson Daily sucks, son of a bitch Carson Daily and
fucking what was it? TRL? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I mean people I thought people like TRL.
Speaker 2: So Jered says, ladies and gentlemen and Jared Collocks on
all ages. My guest tonight is the man who's super
kicked the mustache off of Hogan's kisser. He's the heartbreaking
Shawn Michaels. Shawn Michael's music does not hit once again
because Rodny fucking Piper comes out now. Yes, three talk
shows and once here on Monday Night Raw for you
the fans.
Speaker 1: How impressive they were able to fit three talk shows here.
There's definitely more they could have fit in here. I
would have done more.
Speaker 2: As cutting edge happened. Yeah yeah, why just have them
all come out, Have Jerry Springer come out to and say,
you guys all suck so Roddy Piper's musicainst and Jerry Sis,
what dish can't be right? What the hell here? He is?
Viper sis. There's only one original and you're looking at him.
And as far as interviewing Sean Michaels, neither one I
are going to we needn't know why Shawn Michaels blinds
out at Hogan. And you know what, I guarantee you this,
By that time this show's over, I'll have answers to
that question. Cause Shawn Michaels tonight is in the Piper's pet.
Speaker 1: And that's why Piper's introducing Sean Michaels.
Speaker 2: I came to play.
Speaker 1: No. No, actually, everybody, I'm interviewing Danny Baschel.
Speaker 4: Oh no, I thought we were doing Danny Vashion No,
I don't think anybody's doing Danny vashielm.
Speaker 1: So tonight we have Carlito versus shut In Benjamin for
the Intercontinental Championship.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm. It was a rematch from Vengeance.
Speaker 1: Of course, we have the Raw Diva Search someone will
be eliminated tonight, and we also have Kane versus Edge
with Leta.
Speaker 2: Oh of course, of course, I'm sure that'll go swimming Lea.
Speaker 1: Whenever I see these three like involved in anything, I
already know it's gonna be a fucked up segment.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just something. It's either something fucking stupid it's
gonna happen, or there's a smart like I don't you
could probably pinpoint every single segment that Kane lead an
Edge had been in, and there's just a fucking disaster
waiting to be watched.
Speaker 1: Well, Wwe went to Korea and Japan for live events.
John Cena says they did the Sait Thomas super Arena,
which is pretty cool.
Speaker 2: That is fucking cool. He also signed his CD at
the top of Tower Records, which is weird because when
they showed up, a big group of fans were there
in TNA shirts standing DNA like, I can't believe this happened.
A game job, WW go Home, Go Home.
Speaker 1: Stacey Culer was there.
Speaker 2: That was cool, dude, Yes, Stacey was there. That's right.
I mean, wasn't a good a house because Tretsch wasn't there,
But you know.
Speaker 1: I think the house is fine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you would say that.
Speaker 1: As a matter of fact. They said the house was cool,
which might be better than fine.
Speaker 2: Meeting the meeting I was that said the house was
phoned in. Odd, that's weird.
Speaker 1: So you're telling me that at the Sitomas super Arina
with Stacy Keebler, John Cena and the Juice that like,
people weren't going nuts.
Speaker 2: Now, see no way. Juice is a SmackDown Tour guy.
He was not on the raw fucking house showed loop.
Speaker 1: It was a super show, dumb mass. It was the
Sitomas Super Show Arena. Oh that makes a lot more
sense then, yeah, yeah, better start making the fucking sets, man,
don't disrespect the juice. So we go into our first
match in the evening here Chris Masters versus Tajerry.
Speaker 2: Yes, and Chris Masters comes out here on the stage.
Everyone's quiet, and Jr. Says, do we still have to
be quiet, dude?
Speaker 1: Because Jerry Lawler set him up crazy as fun? So
they do the sit Thomas Super Arina's ship. Chris Masters
comes out in the ramp and someone says something about
great reactions in JAP It might have been Jr. Yeah,
and Jerry always says, speaking of great reactions, listen to
what Chris Masters is about to get. And he comes
out to complete fucking silence, and Jimmy Ross says, uh
so he's anot to be quiet, dude.
Speaker 2: Coach immediately says he's be quiet.
Speaker 1: Damn man, y'all say him, oh crazy for that one?
Speaker 2: Well, God, damn man. Shut off a bitch fucking with
me like that?
Speaker 1: What is piece of shit? Needs to get over. You know,
we're fucking four years removed from the invasion.
Speaker 2: What the fuck we're running out of stars? I mean,
Masters is super fired up in his entrance here, which
is how I knew he was going over.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean why not. He's super ripped here too.
The Master Lock hasn't been broken out of yet, so
he's still on his uh ascent here.
Speaker 2: He looks great and uh well Jr. To say two
weeks ago on raw Chris Master's Masterlock challenge with Tajerry,
after Master's gained an unfair advantage, he locked to Jerry
in the mashlock, and after the match, Master's got on
the mic and uh said are you going to respect
the masterpiece? And then to Jerry missed at him in
the eyes one. Uh that's very I mean the ta
Jerry missed after losing the master Log challenge is great.
I wish he could have somehow missed him in the
masterlock and he's still lost. But they they say Chris
Mesher's had an unfair advantage. They don't show it, though.
I'm assuming he jumped them and then put him in.
Speaker 1: It unfair size advantage maybe.
Speaker 5: Ah sure, So to Jerry Rushes the ring and Chris
Masters immediately attacks him as he gets in the ring.
Speaker 1: Here, he backs him to the corner, Butterfly supplexes him out.
Look good the crowd, I think is Chenney ecw here,
which I thought was pretty cool.
Speaker 2: Yes, I did think that was cool too. And of
course they ran New York New Jersey often, so well
why not?
Speaker 1: Yeah, usually they only do it for weapon spots. So
just having a guy like to Jerry in there and
them Cheney easy wls cool well to Jerry kicks down
Masters here, just relentlessly kicking this guy.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he sets up for a tornado DDT here, but
Masters throws him out of it. To Jerry hit a
great kick here for two.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean he is fucking These are all landing
pretty crazy. Here's he made like playing with the Jerry
in the video games was super fun because he had
a million kicks and they all were remote capped Creator
or a fucking not mo even mo cap. They all
just look cool. Shit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the animations were dope.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude.
Speaker 1: So Jerry goes for the tarantula here, but Master's powers
out of it. He grabs him and throws him on
the mat. He walks over and locks him in the
master lock, and.
Speaker 2: He he stands over him. He's hovering, he's looking at
it the crowd, and he sees them all throwing it up.
They're throwing up the symbol. They know what it's time for,
because it's time to lock them up.
Speaker 1: You're not getting out of that man, no fucking chance.
Speaker 2: I mean that. I thought there was gonna be like
something else what he should have did. By the way,
this would have been sick as fuck if the jury
went for the handspring back elbow and he caught him
with the master lock.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, like, we ain't doing that. What I'm
gonna do is I'm gonna walk over, I'm gonna stand
over you, and I'm gonna put my finish in and
that's it and.
Speaker 2: Then I win, and then I fucking went Damn. JR.
Calls it a jacked up full Nelson. I like that.
That's a cool, lady, dude.
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, genetically altered fool Nelson is awesome. HBK
is backstage and he stops to get some coffee.
Speaker 2: He's fucking around with the cameraman too. He says, I
don't walk too fast. Huh, cameraman should have put the
camera down.
Speaker 1: You should have put the camera down and barrated this show.
Speaker 2: Put the camera down, and it's sitting on the coffee table.
It's pointing at both of them. He's fucking waving his
finger in his face. Are you fucking out of your
mind talking to me like that? You know how long
I've been here, dude?
Speaker 1: I mean that would have been awesome as fuck. Like
you could just hear him off camera and berating HBK.
He have one overmatch here? SummerSlam is a one match show.
Do you understand that? Like, you're really pissing me off?
Like what we have here? Did you just watch the
last match?
Speaker 2: We are? This is you?
Speaker 1: This whole show is just you.
Speaker 2: Like I can film this like shit, Like I could
give you a lot of tips here, Maybe you can
put a new shirt on, Maybe you could brush your
fucking hair for this backstage, seg real quick, why don't
you figure it out? Actually want to let my boy
handle you? And the guy holding the fucking chords behind
him runs around heads with a masmadonki.
Speaker 1: There's where were that came from? Buddy?
Speaker 2: Sadly, none of that happens, and Sean does the smack down,
shut your mouth cut seen him of stopping and getting
a coffee and have it to drink.
Speaker 1: Well, Kine is gonna be at the San Diego Comic Con.
Speaker 2: Oh him and all. I mean, this lineup is so
goddamn funny. They legit go down to the list of
like every A List celebrity in the world, like Halle Berry,
Angelina Jolie, Sarah, Michelle Geller, Quentin Tarantino, Keanu Reeves, and Kane.
Speaker 1: It pulls up a screen with Caine on it, a
little render. It looks like he's gonna be at like
a kid's birthday party or something.
Speaker 2: Look it's a toys r us ad That's what it
fucking looks like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, great positioning though from WWE. I mean, like sure,
if I was young and I was listening to that,
I'd be like, oh, yeah, Kane must be an A
List celebrity.
Speaker 2: Dude, he goddamn is his name is Kane and he's
gonna be there on Friday's Comic Con.
Speaker 1: Pulls up Kane on the little screen. Fucking unmask Kane
fucking massless. No Aura Jones like, look at this guy,
but that he's back in the mask and said in
the Toys r Us.
Speaker 2: Now I met Mask Kane at a signing. What did
he say to you? Well, I walked up to the table.
I was a very young lad, and he gave me
an autograph. He signed it. I still have the autograph
to this day. And he looked me in the eyes
of his beady little eyes and he said, my name
is Jane. That's the only shit it is.
Speaker 1: Wow, Mommy, You'll never.
Speaker 2: And he shook my hand. He was wearing the glove.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, he shook your hand with the glove on.
Speaker 2: I don't know why he was wearing the glove. He
had like every like he was in casual wear, but
he still had the glove on. I never even thought
of that until now. I don't know why he did that.
Speaker 1: Was he like in a button up shirt?
Speaker 2: He was definitely Yeah, I think so. He like the mask.
He had just normal cane with glove.
Speaker 1: Bro, who did you meet?
Speaker 2: It was like fastest, like, bro, just met.
Speaker 1: A random guy that Kane mas well Ship.
Speaker 2: He looked at me and he said, my name is Kane.
That was him. Why would he fucking lie? Holy Ship?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was like the Maller's the guy there signed
auto grass. He was in a fund im sure.
Speaker 2: You tell me. I got double swear epically work Ship
Now fuck you, Hell's Kane? Fuck you?
Speaker 1: He hasn't wash that hand says that day.
Speaker 2: Ore my ass. That's unrelated though.
Speaker 1: That's odd Holy Ship. Yeah you're not thinking about it now.
It's odd in a polar Ralph Lauren shirt some flags.
Speaker 2: Why do you have the glove without the outfit on?
Speaker 1: He was speaking without the boys box that was on.
Speaker 2: It was remember that, and I remember the line of
people there was multiple xbox sucks dance.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember Boston. The mall was Yeah, I don't
know why he was in the fucking Valenciaga Yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: And then he picked you up and did a spinning
tube stone.
Speaker 1: And then I walked away with his Kiddoen sticks.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I never questioned it, but it was awesome. It was incredible.
Speaker 2: Some would say it's cool.
Speaker 1: Holy Ship, man, fuck you. I met Caine, Hey man,
you ain't got to convince me.
Speaker 2: It sounds like I do.
Speaker 6: Yeah you met Kane hell, Yeah, well yes I do.
Speaker 2: Centers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you have a list of guys I like to
meet at the San Diego Comic Keanna Reeves squintin Massless
shitty Cane.
Speaker 2: That's what it says above his banner, like conta reason's
full name and Michelle Michelle Geller and a kid's a
shitty little Unbasscade.
Speaker 1: It's like Virgi table Massless. I swear it's me can.
Speaker 2: Hey, you don't got to convince me, brother, I'm nine
years old.
Speaker 1: Just read say place. So we go backstage. Edges here
with Lita when the flip fetish freaks. He walks up
and says, hey, how's it going? Everybody mech king me too?
Please remember I'm here, all right, Well, if you need me,
I'm here.
Speaker 2: So Snitsky walks in the room. He DAPs up Cane
or OK. At this point, it could have been anybody
can be Cane from what.
Speaker 1: Agent her basic You girls feeder out.
Speaker 2: So Edge so sink, Hey, we were just watching our
wedding video. They got a little model there, so we uh,
they're show I guess last week they did a wedding
with Edge and Lida because they do that, and they
did a fake out spot where they they played Matt
Hardy's music. Oh no, sorry they faked out. Caine was
coming first, I think, and Ed says, you know we
we were pretending kin is coming out to a big,
unusual looking man. It was actually you, and I mean
that in a good way. Ed says, look at that
Oscar winning performance, and then he looks at and says,
by the way, it wasn't your fault. He says, I know,
I know, And then they fast forward to the part
here where he says, you know, I go in a
fast forward to my favorite part and it was my idea,
I gotta admit, And they show the Matt Hardy entrance
fake out where they played Matt's theme and uh tron
and it says kid should be thankful. It's the biggest
poppy's ever gonna get. It says the night didn't end
up like we won in for one reason. That big
ugly bastard cane, shitty little no rm massless cane.
Speaker 1: Oh Nora Jones. I saw him just outside.
Speaker 2: The room and that says, which, uhs bring me tonight, Jeane, Geene.
Speaker 1: That's right, that's my first name, first name. I mean,
you can call me that. Anyone that show could call
me that. No one ever calls me that, but I
respect that. Thank you, He.
Speaker 2: Says, Gene. I have a Matcheal King Knight and uh,
Lena and I have come to an understanding that you
have a bit of a fetish, dude.
Speaker 1: I mean, like so, like they're sitting there watching this
wedding back and Snitsky is like staring off into like space,
I thought. And then I took a second and I
scanned the room, and I was like, no way, this
guy is looking at Lida's fucking feet.
Speaker 2: I think this is the debut of his foot thing.
Speaker 1: What the fuck is going on in this company? Man?
Didn't Carlito just say earlier there are many reasons to
be watching her all what all these reasons?
Speaker 2: This is one of them? The Snitsky feet angle. Yeah
he uh, he says, you know you have a bit
of a fetish come to understand that you enjoy women's feet. Oh,
we should just fucking pull this off the air now,
can Wow?
Speaker 1: This show fucking sucks? Holy fuck? WCW died for this?
Really was the show's really that bad?
Speaker 2: Thunder?
Speaker 1: Was that bad?
Speaker 2: Gosh? I mean goddamn. Solita lays her legs on Edge's
lap and she has her toes out right in front
of Snitzky's face, and Snitsky is full smelling her feet
like like cartoon whiff of her feet. He almost started floating,
fucking this is ridiculous. And Edge is like, yeah, yeah,
get a good get a sniff of that. Yeah like
that that these things can do wondrous things, big man.
Speaker 1: This is this how a foot fetish works.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, like you remember, it's exactly how we described it.
They should have did this the whole time, where someone
just gets their feet out and he gets fucked up
over it. So he says, Edge says, here's the deal, tonight,
you pat my back and maybe these little things will
pat yours. You help me in my actual cane, and
maybe you can have a go at Lda's feet.
Speaker 1: Have a go, maybe you can have a go at
Leada's feet. I hope just copany dies.
Speaker 2: Today, dude, Ed, I mean Feena's face. Ed says you
like that, and Snincy says, I like that, and Ede
says you want a little taste, Well, go ahead, big man,
and Snitsky rears back tongue out to fucking ridiculous looking
and goes for her feet and Edge blocks it with
his hand and gets his tongue all on him and says,
oh no, no, and Stincy says what and Edge says,
on second thought, you need to complete your first mission
or else you're s o L do you know?
Speaker 1: No, come on that the second one, the first.
Speaker 2: The first thing, and that says we have a deal
and says he says, yeah, it's a deal, buddy, and
it says I'll see you out there, and snitsky leaves
and he says, I'll see you and I'll see those
toes later. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Man, this is fucked up. Man, all this is fucked up.
We have a good match on this show. So two
weeks ago at Vengeance, Triple H got fucked against Batista,
right damn he did. Yeah, he shows him walking out
of the cage. H. He's all bloody and he's gonna
be taking some time off.
Speaker 2: Yeah. A lot of people thought Batista couldn't beat Triple AH.
Three times. He did, and that was Triple H his
first loss in Helena Shell. And I got a feeling
on Sunday we're gonna see a new Triple H. Well,
the fuck is on Sunday.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm just kind of hoping it, you know, within
the week.
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, I guess that's fucking's completely fair. Yeah, I
mean like, hopefully didn't cast shack. Hopefully by Sunday he's
find it can work Monday.
Speaker 1: Yeah, take you Tom.
Speaker 2: That makes a lot of sense. Yeah okay, yeah yeah.
Maybe doctor Kavorkian can give him the okay to get
on in here.
Speaker 1: Triple Ac lost the only hell of cell against his
best friend. That's great, Go do good business.
Speaker 2: Maybe want to push somebodys over Paul.
Speaker 1: Oh Ship, but he's off the tape SmackDown.
Speaker 2: That will do.
Speaker 1: Bross drowning. W w E Slam of the Week brought
to you by Stanley Tools. You gotta nail fuck it.
Shelton goes for the stinger Splash j R. Calls it
that I did not expect that.
Speaker 2: That was awesome. He did call it that. That's fucking incredible.
Speaker 1: He ends up smacking against the exposed term buckle and
this allows Carlito to win the inter Continental Championship.
Speaker 2: Which is looking at it cool.
Speaker 1: Ding ding dingy. So up next we have Carlito versus
Shelton Benjamin for the Ercono Championship. It is a return
match from the previous match we just talked about. Ain't
no stopping Me No All time great entrance song.
Speaker 2: He looks fucking great here too.
Speaker 1: Man, these guys wrestled a lot.
Speaker 2: These guys wrestled a ton, and this match felt like
they were given more time than their usual match and
they didn't know what to do with it.
Speaker 1: So Shelton immediately takes over here because the story is
pound for pound, he's better than Carlito. Are wrestling, but
Carlito takes shortcuts. Of course, Carlito chops Shelton, and Shelton
takes them back down, chops him even harder, follows up
with a drop kick, gets the first two of the match.
Shelton goes for an inside cradle, which I thought was
very cool. Just yes, an offensive inside cradle. You don't
see that very often.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it wasn't a reversal or anything.
Speaker 1: He just went for right, Yeah, just just kind of
went down for it and tried to bet him, which
you know, that's how a flash bench should work, So
I'll take it. Carlito drop kicked Shelton, but Shelton kicks up.
Carlito backs into Shelton and says, oh shit, he legit
does say that. Carlito powders Shelton, baseball slides them. We
head to commercial we come back from commercial here, and
now it's time to slow it down.
Speaker 2: Just a little bit of just a little bit of
heat for my man Carlito. You know, Shelton's got to
fight up from a sleeper. He's got to go into
the barricade on the floor. Uh, we do get a
sideshow bob chan here?
Speaker 1: Oh is that what they were channing?
Speaker 2: Yes, yes it was.
Speaker 1: There was a Ring of Honors sign in the crowd.
Speaker 2: Dude, there was, I did see that. I'm assuming they
immediately confiscated that, dude.
Speaker 1: I mean, like, this is like an incredibly long chin
lock heat segment.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's dude, It's okay. We come out of commercial.
They're doing Shelton fighting up from a chin lock. Then
at some point they go back into it, maybe two
more times.
Speaker 1: Shelton finally works up. He hits a neck breaker for
a two. Carlito hits a superplex for a two. He
heads out to grab the belt. Here the ref grabs
the belt from Carlito. He gets thrown to the outside.
I'm wondering, Okay, where are we going with this one. Yeah,
Shelton hits a samo and drop here, Carlito goes for
the belt that's on the floor. Shuton grabs him by
the hair. They struggle over a souplex on the ropes.
Speaker 2: That was awesome, dude, Okay, great, great struggle there, like
the crowd bit on all of that. Shelton pretty much
gets vertical on one of these before like pulling himself
back down anyeah, Like you said, I'm trying. I was like, okay,
this is probably like ref doesn't see. Ref stops Shelton
from going outside. So Carlito hits him in the head
with the belt and then wins. But no, it was
it was something shittier.
Speaker 1: Shutting kicks Carlito off the apron big applause here the
ref gets to seven. Carlito gets up, he grabs the
belt and leaves and gets counted out.
Speaker 4: Oh shut up a bit, fuck you, Fuck you, you
lazy bastard, Fuck.
Speaker 2: You your whole family.
Speaker 1: Where's Rick Flair? Get this guy?
Speaker 2: Fuck all the clones. It's the jam standing up in
his chair, double birds in the sky, fucking a Clone Jr.
Is flipping out. He said, wait a damn minute, I'll
be damned. How cool is this. He's running like a
scalded dog.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought the finish was gonna be referee grabs
Shelton because he's grabbing his hair. M I thought they
were gonna go back to the hair. Ref grabs him
around the waist title shot so the ref doesn't see it,
he gets the pin. I think people, I think there
would have been more heat there. I don't think this
whatever this and but here's the deal with this, right,
Like for countouts to exist in wrestling, there does need
to be counted.
Speaker 2: It has to be some Yeah.
Speaker 1: I do remember watching this era and remembering a lot
of countouts, though I feel like this was like a
pretty common finish where championship guy heel just kind of
walks out to the point where it's like, okay, now
you just waste him a fucking time. There's a difference
between like, you know, making sure that things are set
up in the world so they make sense so you
can call back to him, and another is like, yeah,
we just didn't want to fucking finish for this match.
Speaker 2: We just could have come up with something. Yeah, because
if Carlino does, why doesn't every champion do this? That's
a heel, right, yeah, And it's like okay, like okay,
Bischoff's the heel GM So he's not gonna make a
rule against the champions doing this, but like he's also
later saying like, hey, I decide when the title matches are, like,
wouldn't you like it? Just I don't know, it's insulting.
Speaker 1: Well. Eric Bischoff and John Cena are backstage arguing this
was film W CW style.
Speaker 2: Yeah it's pretty far away. I mean they're both arguing
scene is probably like damn, that should have had a
been a finish, and Bishop said, I don't give a
fuck about this shit. He has show anyways, who cares?
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Speaker 2: Get them, get them toasted if you want them toasted.
Speaker 1: You ever seen the videos where guys go in and
they ask him to toast that sandwich like a hundred times? No,
oh you haven't seen those. I have to leave.
Speaker 4: One.
Speaker 1: I saw one like this past week. Oh yeah, for
some reason they do it. I don't I don't understand
why they pulled the sub out the goddamn microwave, and
I mean it is crisp and to the point where
like you can't even see it. Yeah, like wow, it
looks like litter, like something exploded on the plate. It
looks nuts, man, It's like, could you do it one
more time? It's like steaming the whole building up. Yeah,
it's funny.
Speaker 2: Yeah, probably burning the ceiling.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's it's a lot.
Speaker 2: You gotta show me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know. Subway artists are gonna get the job done.
Speaker 2: Regard I mean much respect to the Sandwich artists of
the world. We fuck with you.
Speaker 1: Last week, John Cena and Chris Jericho brawl during Jericho's
talk shows segment.
Speaker 2: Of course, yes, Sena said why to j Homie, I
look at you and see why too cheap? And then
they do a big brawl, of course on the highlight reel.
But thankfully it's time for the John Cena town Hall.
Speaker 1: Now that's right, we're heading right into the John Cena
town Hall. They bring up a lower third the w
W Champion. John Cena will be on the daily download
on Fuse TV.
Speaker 2: What the fuck was this? Do you know?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 2: Have you seen? This? It was a live one hour
music and countdown show on Fuse TV that are aired
from four to six. Program featured uh the nation's most
frequently downloaded tracks artists interview This is fucking trl What
the fuck I was about?
Speaker 1: To say that sounds a lot like TRL.
Speaker 2: There was probably a bunch of these though, to be fair,
like Tiro was probably hot and they were like, oh fuck,
we should do a TRL.
Speaker 1: Didn't TRL have a DDP and Raven on it?
Speaker 2: Dude? Yeah, and didn't like Raven like shoot knock getting
the DDP on it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was super hard with the stop side or something.
Speaker 2: That's right. Holy fuck, that's fucking insane. Yeah, the the
DDP Raven thing on Tiro reminds me of uh, Space
cos having wrestlers on there was it?
Speaker 1: Who Macha Man was on there?
Speaker 2: Hogan was too? Right? Was Cartoon Network owned by Turner?
Speaker 5: It was, Yeah, ah, so that's why that's fucking pretty.
Speaker 2: Space Coast was sick, dude.
Speaker 1: Space Coast was awesome. They made that show for like
no money at all. Really, the history of Adult Swim
is crazy. Yeah, Well, they had the assets already because
Turner owned all the Hanna Barbaras stuff, So like they
just repurposed a bunch of the assets and then like
most of the scenes were literally just Space goes sitting
there while someone on the screen, Yeah, while someone on
the screen is talking a real person. So like the
show was super cheap, like Harvey. Harvey Byrdman was cheap.
A lot of those shows were like super cheap, like
The Attorney of Law one.
Speaker 2: I didn't know that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and like they I mean, the shows that really
changed the network were Family Guy in Futurama. Sure, Aquatin
Hunger Force also was a huge thing for them too,
but yeah, I mean they started with like nothing at all,
and at this point I thought that Adult Swim is
like half the fucking network. I feel like Adult Swim
starts at like four pm. Now, it's pretty nuts. Yeah,
that was a good era. Man uh Aqatane Hunger for
has changed my life. I mean I watched that show
so much. I remember having little videos on my flip
phone of Akatine home. Yeah, like that show changed everything
about my personality. I think. I think there's like me
before Aquatine and then me POSTOFU.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was super big into all the Adult Swim stuff.
I thought. I thought that network was awesome.
Speaker 2: They had a lot of good ship. Dude, so scene
as out here he's fired off, He's pacing round the
ring crazy and Seena says New Jersey Chain Gang. Well, yeah,
I guess that is right. Even though I mean, we
are sharing New York all night. John, I don't know
what your fucking big.
Speaker 1: I've really been trying to not say New Jersey.
Speaker 2: Like you could chill out with that. See he says,
stand up, shake a leg, move around, do the hokey pokey,
the hoot scoop pooky that Texas to stuff. I don't
care what you gotta do. Make some noise. Oho. Oh no,
fuck you man, sina Is I mean the the if
he hasn't already, I mean he's becoming cornball. John Cena,
very quickly on the mic.
Speaker 1: Is taking him over like a symbiote.
Speaker 2: They're begging for him to be the pg masta and
he uh, he says he's got Eric Bischoff up his ass.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: He mocks him. He says, you're a disgrace to raw,
You're a bad champion, you break the rules. Get out
of my face. Man, you sound like my mother from
junior high.
Speaker 1: Freddy pebbles ass boobies.
Speaker 2: And then I got why too cheap this is not
get over? Why too cheap does not get over?
Speaker 1: I mean he's trying some stuff.
Speaker 2: Talk about how last week on the Highlight really kicked
my ass. Y'all we're watching hell, I was there. We
turned that some bitch into the Jerry Spriggers show, he says,
and why too cheap? There lies the problem. It's okay,
you don't know me very well. I just got here.
This is chain gang and we solve problems. And the
problem is simple, why too cheap? Hit your count down?
Let me see your fireworks, ship pose and your love handles,
and if you want some cup, get some well. Of course,
once again the guy that gets called out is not
coming out because Eric Bischoff comes out here. And Bischoff says, Sina,
I was trying to get through your thick skull backstage.
You don't defend. You look at me when I'm talking
to you. Don't defend And Sina says, I'd look at you.
But New Jersey's calling you an asshole right now. Bischoff says,
you may want to listen to them, but I think
you better listen to me because this is about the
WW title. You don't defend it whenever you want to
defend it. You defend it when I Eric Bischoff want
you to. Those are the rules, and you should. You
had an opportunity to get on my good side, but no,
you stiff arm me. Well, now you're going to see
what happens when I throw my weight around and Scena says, no, no, no,
you your frosty tip. You better cool your role. You're
the GM, you make the matches. But the way you're
coming to me is like you're physically threatening me. You
know where the hell you are? This is that dirty
Jersey homie. Well, Chris Jericho comes out now, God damn it,
not for this shit. Fucking Bischof says, Hey, Jericho, you
don't got to come down here. Listen. I know you
want to fight Scena, but you don't got to do that.
I know you're a competitor, but why get your hands
dirty on a thug like this? And Sina says, whoayo?
You want to see thug? You keep throwing those words around,
your two words away from an ass whipping. I hate.
Oh my god, please get me out of this fucking segment.
Speaker 1: Man like it's me Chris Jeri.
Speaker 2: Holy show. That's good. He's wacky as well. Come out,
so fucking Jericho says, listen, man, I want to take
that title from you, and you suck. You're a disgrace
and you shouldn't have that title, and you suck and
you're not championship material. Look at you, you bitch, you're
clothes and you look like shit, and your attitude and
you know you don't deserve to be champion. And Sina says,
why don't you just come fucking fight me then? And
Jericho says, no, I won't do that. I'm gonna be
a multi media superstar and uh and that's it, and
Sina says, and I'm gonna make so much money and
then I'm gonna buy myself a mansion in cheapland with
a cheap sauce flows like wine.
Speaker 1: Right, that's what Jericho should have settled the mike Jericho
should have said, right.
Speaker 2: Like, he fucking points at Jericho and says, get off yourself, homie,
get off your own nuts, man ass. So Sina says,
you got a problem with why I act the way
I addressed what I do, Homie, war here, let's settle it.
Come on, man, So he takes his shirt off. He's
ready to fight in. Jericho takes his suit jacket off
to reveal a journey shirt, and he says, you know what,
I could come to the ring, but I'm not going
to because my crystal ball has a prediction, and he
holds up a he holds up nothink. He just you know,
pretends holding up a crystal ball, and he says that
SummerSlam that will be I know. And his name is
Chris Jericho, and uh Jercho's music hits and I thought
that was it. I was mistaken. So uh Sena's laughing
into the mic. He's mocking Bischoff and he says, so
Eric Bischoff and Chris Jarco and cahoots, Well, I guess
that mix. You guys a team, and since your teammate
in here and I got a problem with your team,
maybe we can sell it right now. So Sina picks
Bishoff up in the FU. Bischoff is on the mic
saying no. Sina walks through all four corners, holding him
up in the fucking fu position, and he says, all right,
fucking he hits him with the FU and he grabs
mike and says, welcome to the new Raw Bitch.
Speaker 1: Wow man, there it is. Well HBK will be on
the piper's pit.
Speaker 2: Yay.
Speaker 1: The Raw Divas Search elimination is up next. All day
Raw Divas Search contestants are dressed up in random shit
and walking to the ring.
Speaker 2: They're also no clipping out of the back rooms to
get into the shot.
Speaker 1: That's pretty sweet.
Speaker 2: They walk through the wall.
Speaker 1: I think I'm Robbie.
Speaker 2: I feel like Clark.
Speaker 1: So now it's time for the Raw Diva Search town Hall.
Speaker 2: Oh oh man, this is a lot.
Speaker 1: Man, this is a crazy show.
Speaker 2: So here we go Coaches in the ring with the
divas and he says, hey, I'm here. I've been here
all night. By the way, just so you guys know,
I've been here the entire show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the Raw Diva Search has its own theme song.
It seems be you Sosh, you could know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was this audio sleeve.
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So coach says, tonight we're gonna let the whole
world know that diva's better with a talent competition. I
just got like nxt fucking flashbacks immediately. I said, oh man,
like this this is going on for way longer than
I remember. Huh oh yeah.
Speaker 1: Also, Christy Ivy's here.
Speaker 2: Oh dude, okay, yeah, they don't even introduce her, she's
just here. And she says, uh yeah, and the divas
are here. Let's let's get to know them. They I
thought they were gonna introduce them. They don't.
Speaker 1: Well, we saw a graphic actually earlier in the evening
with all their names on it, So you better read
up on that before you get into this segment. You
got some homework to do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course, So coach says, somebody has to go
home tonight, and somebody has to go home right now
except for you. Elizabeth. You have immunity after winning the
Sergeant Slaughter Bikini boot Camp, right.
Speaker 1: What he said that? So non salotly, Yeah, Elizabeth, you
have ammunity because you won the Sergeant Slaughter Bikini boot
Camp just one week ago. So anyway, that's like crazy, man,
what the fuck was the Sergeant's Slaughter bikini boot Camp?
Speaker 2: They all wore bikinis and he took them to Vietnam.
Speaker 1: They're just like, weren't on the same page at all.
That suns.
Speaker 2: They had to fight the war and Elizabeth won, so.
Speaker 1: Sarge Slaughter was there. They brought Sargeant Slaughter in to
do the bikini boot camp.
Speaker 2: I that'd be even funnier if they didn't. They just
named it. After a while, we gotta do a bikini
boot camp. Big. Oh, it's also a sponsored by Sargest Laughter.
Speaker 1: Who was in the goddamn war.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you better respect that shit too. Well, we're gonna
see now who's been eliminated. And Coach walks down the
line of divas and he's stopping and he's faking them out.
He's looking at them and he stops the one at
the end and says, Alexis, you have been cut. And
she cares so much about this that she does a
bright smile, she fakes crying, she waves to the crowd,
she slaps her hands, and she leaves. So now it's
time for the Diva Search competition. We're gonna see their
special talents. They have sixty seconds, James to show the
entire world this special talent, and Ashley is up first.
Ashley says, so, well, my name is Ashley and I'm
from New York. Yeah, yeah, she said, I just started
training for wrestling and I want to show you what
I learned. This is an American idol, this is WWE.
So Ashley, who just started training for wrestling today, walks over,
puts Christy Hemi in the corner and then monkey flips
her into the middle of the ring.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my sorry, takes her pants off and then walks
Christy hen Me down to the corner and monkey flips her.
Christy hen Me then proceis to no sell the monkey flip?
Speaker 2: All right, right, she says, Wow, holy shit.
Speaker 1: Hey man, that's one of rvd's moves.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what the fuck? RVD should have came out and
did it too. And then who he should have came
out to the four fifty?
Speaker 1: HARVD comes out, he takes his pants off, he monkey flips.
Who does a four fifty? No sells it?
Speaker 2: Whoa Layla's here? Next she says, well, for my talent,
I'm gonna need the ref that threw the towel on
me last week to come out here. I have a
dance number prepared for him. Is he in the house?
And wait a second, that is number one? Con man,
Earl Hebner, He's coming down, America's most wonted Earl Hebner
is coming down on the ring.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, he should have came out one of
the bootlegs shirts.
Speaker 2: Holy shit. It probably was a bootleg rep shirt that
he was.
Speaker 1: So if he came out shirt fun anyways, they did.
Speaker 2: They did? Man, what the fuck? So this is Earl
Hemner's like last raw yeah.
Speaker 1: They send him out there with some dignity.
Speaker 2: Send get on out there. Oh we got something for you.
So Earl comes out and the lights dim. There's a
spotlight on him and music starts playing and Layla starts
doing a dance and she's dancing on him and doing
the grind. She gets behind him, she drops down and
she punches them in the balls.
Speaker 1: Got you, Earl, Now get the funk out. You're fired.
Speaker 2: Well, Summer is up next, and she says, well, summertime,
and I'm gonna show you some athletic ability, flexibility, and
some sexuality. Oh hell yeah, Summer.
Speaker 1: He's gonna get sexual with it.
Speaker 2: Kank. She's a bushet about to bush it down sexual
out here for the audience here. Hopefully she's been training
for at least one day. So Summer is busting down
sexual style. She does two backflips and a split. She
does it the other way, then she shimmys about and
backflips and then does the full splits Molina style of
the camera might as well have got right up her
ass and uh wow, yep, that's her talent. And the
crystal walks up. She's dressed as like a French artist
an artiste for her special talent. Here. She says, today
she's gonna do a self portrait, and then she rips
all of the shit off she's wearing, and she starts dancing.
And she walks over and grabs a bucket of paint
and pours it all over herself, crazy style, and Lalla says,
oh I love blue. Oh my, she pours yellow on herself,
and Lotless says, oh I love cz W. And then
there's a there's a mat on the canvas, uh, and
it has a paper on it, and she lays on
it and starts rolling around. And she stands up and
shows the paper. It's fucking just paint porn all over
the fucking place. The crowd booths they didn't like this ship.
Neither did I. Well, Elizabeth is next. She's got immunity,
so I don't even know why she's participating in this
fucking competition from the first one, right, okay, okay, Well,
she says she's been dancing her whole life, and she
thought she'd show you guys some moves, and as of tonight,
you're all arrested. Well, she dances, that's it, like me.
She does the fucking dances. She dances on the second
rope and uh, well, this says, I love her boots,
her boots. I love her boots, her boots.
Speaker 1: Well, she dances, and then she handcuffs Christy hid Me
to the ropes and spankser.
Speaker 2: She should have handcuff Christians to the ropes and pull
out of Singapore cane and give her ten lashes.
Speaker 1: Yes, Elizabeth, man, I have another.
Speaker 2: For this business. And then Simona walks up next. Shimona.
They said her name like six different ways. I'm not
actually sure which one was the right one. She says,
this isn't so much her talent but her fantasy. Okay,
so you fucking completely missed the point here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean you're super eliminated. I gotta be honest,
you're super eliminated.
Speaker 2: She dreamed about being a warrior chick, and that's how
I defend myself against mean and evil men. And she
pulls out a big ass blade and then starts dancing
with it, and then she goes over and starts fondling
coaches balls and kisses them. Boom boom. Cameron's last She
says her talent is that she's a straight a student.
Then we got enough fucking teachers on this show. She
thinks Christy could use some tutoring and exotic chair dancing
one on one, So go ahead and take a seat.
So they bring two chairs in the ring and they
sit them across from each other. And then if this
was a real sport, if this was a sport of
Kings and Queen's, Cameron and Christy would have sat down
and did a bar fight.
Speaker 1: The lights go out and Hardy runs out our witch.
Speaker 2: I mean them just fucking throwing fudges at each other
sitting down would have fucking won the whole competition for
this girl.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, why not? You know it would have
been uh would have been the second best thing to
happen to this segment. I guess the first would have
been getting his just desserts.
Speaker 2: We all have around, all the demonstarch gonna stop him
out and steal his clothes. These are all bootleg give
me that get that ship. Well, the competition is wrapped
up now and you can vote for your favorite James,
So go to w W dot com now and vote
for your favorite who did the competition? No, no, come on,
you gotta no, no, come.
Speaker 1: On, I'm not doing that.
Speaker 2: Come on, you're all eliminated. This show's eliminated.
Speaker 1: Silence from Well, now it's time for the kurd Angle
Gold Medal Invitational Challenge.
Speaker 2: Hooray.
Speaker 1: Kurt Angle is here with two police officers and they're
holding his gold medal.
Speaker 2: I liked, by the way, but when Kurt was coming
out here, every time they did the U sug chant,
the camera cut to the crowd. I enjoy that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I get some crowd interaction.
Speaker 2: Jr. Says, Well, we're excited to be in Philadelphia next
week for RAW. I hear one young lucky fans gonna
meet Kane. I'll be ready to go to Cheesteaks. So
Kurt's in the ring, and he says, since no one
has come close to beating me for my kurd Angle
Invitational on SmackDown, and because no one's watching it, I
thought I'd give someone on Raw chance. If you haven't
seen this invitation before, because you don't watch SmackDown, no
one does. I give a hometown hero an opportunity to
win my Olympic gold medal from me. He doesn't have
to beat me. He has to last three minutes, and
if he lasts three minutes, I will personally award him
my Olympic gold medal. Now let's see what hometown hero
you got the drugs, the drugs.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna come kick your ash.
Speaker 2: You're come. Oh my god, hair waggon his fucking finger.
Speaker 1: Only you shut of a pitch.
Speaker 2: Let me get that gold metal.
Speaker 4: You fuck her, get us, bitch.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's the fucking it's the Union Underground instrumental.
He goes, Well, Matt Striker comes out here, and Kurt
looks at him and he says, you look familiar. What's
your name? Where are you from? And Matt says, my
name is Matt Martel and I'm from New York. I'm
for the Ya. Really, I don't think that's right. What
a second, you're not Martel. You're a striker. You're from
Ring of Honor.
Speaker 1: You're ma striker from eyebrows.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, that's not me. I'm two eyebrows.
He's got one. It's a different one.
Speaker 1: Well, then, who the fuck are you?
Speaker 2: I'm Mad Striker, your teacher.
Speaker 1: Oh you're the teacher that got fired because he's a
jackass dude.
Speaker 2: He legit says, yeah, you called him sick, you got fired.
Yeah you lied, you said you called him sick and
went on some wrestling tour. Some wrestling tour, Steve, you're
gonna punch in a wall.
Speaker 1: He's taking out the fire Festival sword.
Speaker 2: You wanted some wrestling tour because you want to be
a po wrestler. I wrestled you in Philadelphia. You said
your hometown was Philadelphia. Man, you lie a lot. Well,
since you have your fifteen minutes of fan to night,
you're gonna get three minutes of pain. Start the clock.
Oh shit, I like that line.
Speaker 1: Also, hey, man, you can't have the Apple on your ass.
There's a guy here.
Speaker 2: That was fucking funniest shit and nobody gave him the
iggy and he doesn't watch the show like he didn't
think once then maybe I should just have gear with
my name on it, or just yellowed trunks or whatever.
The fuck you You can't be the Appleman yet to
you gotta wait a little.
Speaker 1: So yeah, the clock starts on the screen here. Angle
immediately takes him down, locks in an arm bar here. Yes,
he really wanted to be mean. He could have ended
it right away pretty much.
Speaker 2: Yeo, Wow, Daniel Peter his ass. That would have been
fucking funny as shit.
Speaker 1: Angle takes him to the corner and hits him with
a few really mean uppercuts.
Speaker 2: They are gnarly, dude, Like, I mean, I've seen Kurt
throw uppercuts, but he is blitzing Striker here with these.
They looked cool as hell.
Speaker 1: Angle follows up here with a belly to back. Striker
fights up here, but Kurt catches him out of the corner,
hits a belly to belly.
Speaker 2: Threw him fucking for a mile.
Speaker 1: Dude, Kurt drops the straps. He goes to lock in
the ankle lone. The striker pushes him into the post
and Kurt lands outside.
Speaker 2: Dude, Kurt takes the post crazy here, he like, he
like takes the post under like above the middle or sorry,
above the bottom rope, which was crazy, like he it
looked like he got fucked up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, he really had to do something here
to make it look like you would have actually lost
so and.
Speaker 2: I was biting. I was like, wow, they're gonna fucking
do something here.
Speaker 1: Hold on, Striker is looking at the clock now as
it counts down. Kirk comes in at a little less
than thirty seconds. They did make a play on commentary though,
if he didn't beat this time, I guess that if
he would have got counted out, then I guess that
also doesn't count as lasting three minutes.
Speaker 2: Oh sure, okay, I mean it does, Fuck you guys.
Speaker 1: So Kurt comes back in the ring. Here he goes
for the Olympic Slam, but Striker gets down, the ref
gets pushed into the corner. Striker low blows Kurt, and
the time is ticking.
Speaker 2: Dude, dude, it's getting super down to the wire here.
Like I was like, oh, we're about to see like
a botched finish or they're about to like make it
fuck it happen.
Speaker 1: But Kurt Angle then trips Matt. Striker puts in the
ankle lock and he taps out at one second remaining.
Speaker 2: This was done so well, Like you gotta give it
to these dudes, man, Like he is fucked. Kurt Angle
is a struggling like he's down for the count. At
like six seconds, Kurk snatches the ankle at like three,
he gets them down two, Striker's tapping out at one.
This is a photo finish. They did a great job here.
Speaker 1: We go backstage, Edge and Lida are walking to the
ring when Matt Hardy attacks Edge.
Speaker 2: Holy shit, Okay, I remember watching this Parli. I don't
remember the rest of the show, but I remember this.
I remember my buddy being in my house when we
were watching this too. Edge and Leader were walking backstage
and Matt Hardy jumps Edge. He sends him into like
the what do you call that the wall I guess
of the garage door, Yeah, garage door. Perfect sends him
in to the garage door and he's whooping his ass
edges down. He's on top of him, going crazy. Lida
is screaming him for him to stop. The cameraman falls
over so like he's trying to get this shot. Like.
I don't think the people in the audience could tell
who it was yet because they don't react until he
like stands up and the cameras focused and Matt stands
up and Lead a screaming at him. Matt stares off
with Lida, and of course Big Johnny Ace comes out
to make the save. He chases Matt out, Get out
of here, Get out here. He fucking bitch with the
Ace crusher that I invented.
Speaker 1: I don't know about that.
Speaker 2: It was me Ed, just fucking flipping out. Edge on
the show says, what the fuck was that? He's fucking pissed.
This is awesome. I I when I was a kid,
I love this. I thought this was sick.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't say I really remember this. Obviously, I
remember the ring of honored Shore. I don't remember the
him attacking him backstage thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, fucking random down beat the fuck out of him.
Of course, then he was able to. I mean, I
guess it's funny looking back on it. He did this,
He was able to get into the building, run away,
and then get back into the building again.
Speaker 1: Well, security probably just let him in. He's Matt freaking Hardy.
Speaker 2: They just assumed he was on the show.
Speaker 1: We got to a pre tape here, and it's a
hype package for the Boogeyman.
Speaker 2: The one you're afraid to open the door at an
the one very close to your bed. The Boogeyman lurks.
The Boogeyman waits patiently, and when you're comfortably tucked into
your bed, and when your head hits the pillow and
you're finally asleep, your real nightmare begins. The boogi mad
and I'm coming to get you. This is uh, this
is a fucking legend right here.
Speaker 1: You know, I don't really remember this guy debuting. I
gotta be honest with you. Was he supposed to be
scary because he eventually just sort of turns into a
sideshow freak.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I think it was supposed to be like a
scary like he was. I don't know if he was
supposed to be like I'm wrestling the Undertaker levels of scary,
but I think he was supposed to be like a
fucking horror themed thing that was nuts. I imagine pretty
quickly they were like, oh no, like he should be
like beetlejuice or whatever. So, by the way, looking into this,
h this was the first promo they showed of him.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, that's cool.
Speaker 2: That was the first time they showed that, and then uh.
A few weeks after this, the vignettes to move from
WRAW to SmackDown, but the planned debut was delayed because
he hyper extended both knees and needed time to recover,
so he doesn't come in until October fourteenth, two thousand
and five, on SmackDown, being brought in by Paul Mercannon
That's not Right as a part of a new Talent initiative,
and the storyline reference to vignettes months ago as promos
for a television series on the network called The Boogeyman.
The show was canceled before Kadir, but they still had
the actor under contract, so he was brought to smack
Down to wrestle.
Speaker 1: Dude, what that's crazy as fuck? What do you mean
you brought in the Boogeyman for the New Talent Initiative.
Speaker 2: He was a new Talent initiative and he was brought
in because they had a upn contract with this guy
and they had to do something with him. So he's
covering to SmackDown.
Speaker 1: Well, raw is brought to you by Clear Silver Men,
Stanley Tools, Yes, and Figure's Toy Company.
Speaker 2: I thought the Figure's Toy Company shot was pretty crazy.
I bought stuff from them. They sold like the replica titles.
I definitely got some like fucking masks from them too.
They sold figures on their site too.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I actually owned the WWF Big Eagle belt and
that one is my Figures Toy Company.
Speaker 2: You know what else. Figures Toy Company made.
Speaker 1: Some really bad Ring of Honor figures.
Speaker 2: The shittiest roh and Indie figures you could ever lay
your eyes on. I'd mean they are horrible. I owned
some of them because I was like, like, I own
like the Nigel one and like some of those ones.
I was like, oh, well, these guys are never gonna
get figures and I want to have them like represented.
But like, man, those are fucking bad.
Speaker 1: I believe they also had a lawsuit with a Ring
of Honor over their title belts.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so what was it? Was it they wanted to
make replica title belts, but the person that owned the
rights to the belts that made it for RH didn't
sign off on that or something like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was something to do with the design of
the belts and making replicas of the belts. But basically
what came to an end there was they had to
pretty much change the title belts.
Speaker 2: Dude, looking at it now. By the way, Figures Toy
Company still sells a lot of these figures. They must
have made so many of these and they just didn't sell.
Speaker 1: I would have bought them. I'm not really a figure's guy,
but I would have bought them just for the novelty. Yeah,
And uh, I looked at him. I was like, man,
these are awful.
Speaker 2: They're fucking super bad. Like one like a couple of them, Okay,
like the Joe Janella one. I think they made I
remember looking good. I think Trevor had a Trevor Lee
had one that like kind of looked like him. So
I was like, okay, that's kind of cool. But I
mean for the most part, dude, I mean this was
before aw right, So I was like, okay, like, if
I want a Chuck Taylor figure, this is the only
fucking way I'm gonna get it, like or Brian Cage
or whatever, and like, but damn, these were like it
was like they just threw pieces of shit together. They
was like, build a figure.
Speaker 1: It sucked. Yeah, that's sough. Man. Figures are hard, for sure.
Speaker 2: Figures. I mean listen, figure making figures are hard. I
mean people that with a lot of money. I mean
Mattel makes some shooting figures sometimes too, you know, like
sometimes it's hard.
Speaker 1: Well, now it's time for Edge with Lead versus Kane.
So Edge and leda walk out here for this match.
A security guy runs down the ramp ahead of him.
Speaker 2: Why the okay? I thought, I was like, okay, that's
the ref for the match. It wasn't. It was a
dude just running down to I'm assuming like to tell
somebody something that wasn't coming through an earpiece.
Speaker 1: I assumed he didn't know the time for this match
and fucked it up and he got chewed out backstage.
Speaker 2: Dude, I mean, running down right by lead an edge
during their entrance as fucking funny as shit. Also, by
the way, Caine is three hundred and twenty pounds here,
fucking shit, he's gigantic.
Speaker 1: So Kane takes an edge pretty quick here. They're definitely
going as quick as possible because they know they have
this stuff at the end here. Yes, I also don't
remember this edge gear at all.
Speaker 2: Okay, I don't really remember it either. I think it's
like a transition period of it's like a heel version
of what he was wearing before, Like you know how
he had like the white and silver deal. I think
it's the same design, but it's just black and red.
Speaker 1: M Okay, that makes sense. Sure.
Speaker 2: I think it's black bass with like red out. I
think I think that's what it is off as duel,
he would know well.
Speaker 1: Edge climbs up, Kane upper cuts him, Kane hits a
sidewalk slam, he heads to the top and hits the
cane line.
Speaker 2: I mean they're very quickly getting to all this ship here.
The crowd's already chanting, we want Matt.
Speaker 1: Kane exits the ring here. He goozles Lida, but Jean
Snitsky comes from behind. It attacks Kane.
Speaker 2: I mean he uh, Kane just choke slamming her on
the floor. There would have been fucking insane. I mean,
Sninzky could have been a second late and Kate would
have had to fucking center to hell.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what was the plan here?
Speaker 2: So Snitsky uh gloms Kan from behind. As you said,
the bell rings, Sninsky sends Cane into the stairs. It's
very funny, or Jared said, Snitsky has a vested interest
in this. I mean, I guess so a vested entrance
and fucking Leada's feet, Like, what is going what is
going on? What is going on?
Speaker 3: Man?
Speaker 2: So Stinzky goes after Kane with a chair. Kane big
boots him. Kane sends him over the barricade and follows
after him, and then him and Snitsky fight through the crowd.
But wait, we're back in the ring. Matt Hardy's back.
Matt Hardy got through more security again. He's back in
the ring and he's kicking Edge his ass with security's here.
They're swarming them to separate them. They're throwing rounds, they're
grabbing each other's long hair. I mean, it's a good
brawl here, dude. I like the scrap they had here.
Speaker 1: It is a good brawl. Yeah. I like that they
were grabbing at each other over the officials. You know,
we've seen so many bad fucking brawls. It's always nice
when they can get it right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, Like the intensity was right here, like this
felt like it should feel. They're going for it. They
finally kind of get them apart here. Matt goes outside
the ring and grabs the mic, and this is legendary.
Matt's on the mic. He's outside the ring and he's
pointing to Edge, who they've they've moved to kind of
the ramp side, and he says, Adam, you bastard, I'm
gonna make your life miserable. And Lita, you whore, I'm
gonna make your life miserable too. Okay, very funny, I mean,
completely Sari, but like he had to, he shoot named Edge,
but Lida is still Lena, you bastard, Lina, you whore.
Jean Sniskey, you freak.
Speaker 7: Caine, you Carleno, you're phoning it in?
Speaker 2: What hell? That cool? And then W can't kiss my ass? Security?
I mean that was the god point everyone everything else
was cool. Calling Edge by a shoot name and a
bastard lead to a whore that was fine, saying w
B coun kiss my ass. Now security's got to come
funk him up. This guy security stand up, stand up
for w W you motherfuckers. So security swarm them. They're
trying to get the mic away from him. He's fucking fighting.
They're they're moving to the apron. He's going to get
the mic up. Come see me a ring of honor or.
Speaker 1: The car, let's go.
Speaker 2: That was so fucking cool, dude. I love that come
because I was watching r A to the time. I
was like, oh, what the fuck? That's its fuck.
Speaker 1: It's so funny. He's like halfway away from the bike.
No pop, no pop it off.
Speaker 2: So they finally get the mic away from him. Johnny
As and Finley take his ass down. Dude. They drag
him down to hell. So they roll Mat on his stomach.
They arrest them. The crowd chanting hardy and they stand
Matt up. After handcuff him, they start dragging the mountain.
He says something to Johnny Ace here. I'm not sure,
but I wish the dude. What did he did? He say?
I wish you the best luck, Johnny Ace?
Speaker 1: Yeah, can kiss my ass?
Speaker 2: You know I hear you.
Speaker 1: To be fair, if I walked out in two thousand
and five, I would say the same fucking thing. We
could kiss my ass.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, why the funk? Not? Fuck you kid? This
show sucks all right, Halo do.
Speaker 1: Come play on?
Speaker 4: Don't swim Christmas guys, CRISTI, guys, here's you're frizzy.
Speaker 2: This is cool as fuck.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 2: I love this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, I mean, like the Adam you best heard.
It really starts it off hot. It really really does.
Speaker 2: Uh. He was going for it, man, it felt I
mean I bought into it, crazy as a kid.
Speaker 4: An Earl, you screwed bread Earl you Carney, Matt Striker,
I'll see it. No, man, I'm not there. I'm not
fucking there.
Speaker 1: Well, don't make a kiss with us.
Speaker 2: Good god, great segment, dude. Yeah, I love this. I
thought this is great.
Speaker 1: We go to a pre tape here, Shawn Michaels and
Hulk Hogan faced off against Carlito and Kurd angle last
week crazy crazy fucking match Man.
Speaker 2: So this is a longer version of the one they
showed earlier. This is also, I mean, a really good video.
I enjoy this. They kind of recap the match longer
and then they show Sean turning on Hogan. They do
these like slow mode creepy shots to creepy music. They're
really good at doing that for like heel turn or
like just heel stuff a lot, where like they slow
shit down to make it just seem more evil, and
the music they pick is great for this stuff. I
like this a lot.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I like the way that they set up the
images and stuff, and of course all the moves have
gunshow sounds and stuff. It's very rude, yeah, retro WB
and like we grew up on that, so it's like awesome.
Speaker 2: Makes it feel big too. Yeah, it's like a big
fucking deal.
Speaker 1: And now it's time for the Piper's Pit town Hall.
Speaker 2: I'm looking at the I'm looking at this right and
I'm like, okay, probably no more matches. I'm looking over
the bar to tell me how much time is left,
and I see there's eleven minutes. And I wrote down
there is like eleven minutes left. I do not want
to watch an eleven minute talk seg here we go
lock in. I almost gave it a plus ten. I'll
be honest with you, but I fucking I watched it.
I almost gave it a plus ten. Brought back to
plus ten for this fucking show. Wow, it's been a while.
It's been a fucking minute. I haven't done that a
really long time.
Speaker 1: Uh but uh, I don't blame you. Two town halls,
two talk shows, three if you count Jericho.
Speaker 2: I mean, dude, I mean, like this is. It's not
a bad promo or anything. I'm just fucking talked out, dude.
I'm over the fucking talking. Like the main event of
the show that started with ten minutes of talking is
ten minutes of talk. It's fucking enough. I mean, they
go through the whole thing here. Piper questions him. He
wants to know why he Blindstted Hogan, and then Sean
goes on a die tribe about like, hey, listen, guys,
I'm the guy that comes out here and I deliver
everything you people want. I broke my back for this place,
he says at the WrestleMania Hall of Fame, I heard
your chance to Hogan for one more match, and it
was then there I decided that I would once again
sacrifice myself to give you what you wanted. Last week.
I believe I guaranteed that hul Cogan will have one
more match. I must misunderstand what's going on here. WrestleMania
was in April. The match they just had was July fourth.
Hogan's already had a match. I watched you show me it.
Speaker 1: That was a match of car Leader. I didn't con
come on, guys, we have one more match.
Speaker 2: Hog. He just keeps having shitty matches and like, all right,
one more, let's give it another go. So yeah, Sean
says he's gonna have have his last match against him,
and uh, he says, uh, He's gonna prove that perception
is not reality, and he's laying down the challenge for
Summer Slam Mortal Hall Cogan against Sewn Michaels and that
SummerSlam Haul Coke and I will prove that mortality or
immortality line as a price. Well, Piper says, hey man,
you're a fucking liar, aren't you. Why are you what
the fuck are you talking about? You didn't even answer
my question, why'd you do that? Shit? You did ship
for the fans. You don't give a fuck about these fans.
You don't give a shit. Why'd you do that? He says,
I know why you did it. You know you came
up to me. When you're a young boy. Little shitty
Sean that's what we used to call you. In the
back of a little shitty Sean would come up and
ask me how that got be in the main event,
and Ah said, you had no fucking chance. I'll let
you do a coke.
Speaker 1: Look, fip, I just here's the deal, man. I just
don't want to be here. It's one of those just oh,
they're just paying me a lot. Oh, don't say aw, oh,
don't say all five for just say I am man.
Let's call it a day.
Speaker 2: Well you have ever did? Going for you? And a
side of your turn sideways and nail Hogan from behind,
and Sean says, I did my answer and that's it,
and he leaves and he said, don't you walk away
from it? You fucking bussy, you too, bit pup, don't
you walk away?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 2: I would have been fucking way cooler.
Speaker 1: Turn herround, jackass, say.
Speaker 2: So, Piper's taking his jacket off. He's gonna whoop Sewan's ass,
and he says, I know the damn answer. And if
you are afraid I say that, you know why? God
Sean to Michaels, You're a coward. And Sean turns around
and hits him on sweech in music and he lays
Piper out, and just like he laid out Hogan, he
stands over him and he stares down at him, and
Piper's dead, and then Sean leaves and he goes up
the ramp. The crowd's booing. He stops at the top
of the ramp and he looks back and he show
goes off the air. Why Sean, why, well? That is
it for w WE Monday Night Raw for July eleventh,
two thousand and five.
Speaker 1: Why you're telling me there's no more to this Shawn
Michael's thing.
Speaker 2: That's it? What more do you want to give us?
Speaker 1: The answer?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: Fuck that? What I go? No more fucking talking, Sean
come back and Wressel come back and have a fucking.
Speaker 1: Could tell Sean come back?
Speaker 2: Oh no more talk, SAIDs on this fucking show.
Speaker 1: Let's read some fucking names. Yeah, all right, now it's
time for the main events.
Speaker 2: Ladies and gentlemen, we have promised you a great main event.
Speaker 1: Sorry in the final artsier, give me the cock boys
and free my soul. I want to get lost in
Chase Richard's Son's whole and my name is Kane.
Speaker 2: Wow. So much thought was put into that. That's like,
you gotta you gotta give it to him.
Speaker 1: If you watch Matt Gruber, I'll cut my nuts off.
Speaker 2: Oh I want to want you to do that. I'm
never gonna watch it.
Speaker 1: Thomas Powell, Damon Harris, Playboy, Melo Chicago Land Corsman, Missus,
Jake Something.
Speaker 2: Oh, come on, you can watch him still. You should
watch him. You should watch you should watch him. Hey,
you should go watch him from.
Speaker 1: The previous collision Jake Something versus Speedball Mike Bailey.
Speaker 2: Yes, check that out, check that shit out. They better,
They should team up or something.
Speaker 1: Joshua Wilson, Terrence Holling quest, Oh you bleed cars? Okay,
well the COMMA want to help you bleed cars? Don't bleed?
Speaker 2: Oh holy shit, I definitely was reading it as you
bleed cars don't be bleed?
Speaker 1: Tyler Corey, Jill Porter, The Big Bad Booty Daddy Nightmare ah,
hey guy. Remember Orton versus Brian from the super Nostalgic
twenty fourteen Raw Very.
Speaker 2: Cool, the one where Brian got hurt and they had
a call it early.
Speaker 1: Doctor Chud Butterstach Oh nice, Jamie's son Kevin Rogers, Brett Trullman.
There he is ten dollars tier Sam p Maddie Betting
thirty two thousand dollars on dav bast Titty from the
the movie stew Bray and then the twenty twenty seven
NL Royalist of Rumbles.
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for stew Bray.
Speaker 1: Buffs nine zero seven. Nathan Cook In twenty thirteen Jack
Swagger got a DUI in my hometown.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Wow. That was probably like a lot
of hometowns that got that.
Speaker 1: That theme song was hard, huh.
Speaker 2: Dan Remember he had that hat. He was a fucking
idiot like you like that.
Speaker 1: Sean Carney kt D Underscore Universe, hooray mes Fief, Collie Simmons,
Coley Simmons.
Speaker 2: Kole Ay Simons, everyone gets three.
Speaker 1: Michael Cole watching porn be like, oh my, could it be?
It is? It's come home?
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Speaker 1: R J. Lowell, Yeah yeah, Giovanni g Bello, Let's fucking go,
Sammy boy, Jarvares Carter, Yes for every real one me
retro swine, I'd be licking Rakishi's ass like Jacob Fatu
licking the world title. By the way, fuck the seventy
six ers, go Nicks play. The Brunson edit is going on?
Speaker 2: What's going on?
Speaker 1: William Evans, big Broda, big Broda? Oh yeah, Lyndon Moore
Cornelius long way, it is long? Rashondas gender fluid, batty
with him her hammers.
Speaker 2: Ah, I see, I see nice. Nice.
Speaker 1: My boss walked by as Maria was giving a stink face.
Now I'm fired for watching two thousand and six Era.
Speaker 2: Raw Well, you know, sometimes it's your fault.
Speaker 1: Her Kouchi fatooted in my mouth werewolf style. Wow, my brother,
what are you talking about?
Speaker 2: That's crazy man like you. Uh. That was like a
thought in your head that you also had to share
with the class. Some thoughts in your head can stay
in your head.
Speaker 1: X I I I graves, Sir Beakington, I'd rather be
pissed on than piste off.
Speaker 2: That's snitsky.
Speaker 1: More pigs.
Speaker 2: Seamen stain dresses.
Speaker 1: Jalen Brunts Jalen Brunson.
Speaker 2: Wemby.
Speaker 1: Joe Ristevo Garga Jangles. Yes, sorry, I'm far away from
my monitor. It's hard to read these sometimes.
Speaker 2: Why are you so why are you so far away
from your father?
Speaker 1: Mediocre? Josh, you're good job, about to hit Johnny with
a mother f and bomb into Philadelphia. Yes, all of
them go Panthers.
Speaker 2: Christ Christ, you should be worrying about the braves. Let's
not talk about the Panthers just yet. You should be
worrying about your braves.
Speaker 1: You should worry about winning three in a row. You
just lost three in a row, two and they rescheduled
this game for next month.
Speaker 2: Oh sorry, you were you were about to lose three
in a row.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but God intervened. This is God's country right here.
Truiest Field, that's fucking insane.
Speaker 1: Palm her cannon. I barely know her cannon.
Speaker 2: Nice. Also, fuck you. We beat the Padres three in
a row very recently, like this month. Now you're gonna
say the Padres suck, And I know, I know, I
hear you, but I'm saying that.
Speaker 1: We want to read off. Fernando Tatis junior status.
Speaker 2: This I just saying that we did it. Okay, I'm
just letting you know.
Speaker 1: Ripa man possessing the Goldberg Monster truck.
Speaker 2: Oh, that would have been fucking hysterical.
Speaker 1: Actually, Oscar broke Boy, Kevin big Ben Connolly, Oh, Thomas Francis.
My name is Finley and I love to Wait a minute,
I don't fucking love anything.
Speaker 2: Wait what man?
Speaker 1: Fuck this show? Let me out?
Speaker 2: Oh no, come on, no, come on Philly and go
to Hardwah.
Speaker 1: We want to relic. That's killer spelled backwards. What dude? Also,
thank you for putting hyphens here to separate the words.
That's very nice of you.
Speaker 2: Thomas not train, Thomas the train, not train. No, that's
the trade right there.
Speaker 1: Post concussion syndrome, Meltzer be like John zan Digg, Chase
Richard Son what Anthony Roberts. You may be able to
catch me, but you'll have to run pretty far to
Chase Richard's son.
Speaker 2: I spit in your eyes.
Speaker 1: Ricky. Oh yeah, and my name is seven. Oh yeah,
and my name is seven. By the way, damn near
killed my career.
Speaker 2: I mean seven and Perscy Watson were on the same
show for a second.
Speaker 1: Monetized George Richard C. Johnsones Squire, Yeah, Scatman's World with
the poo ethan Supreme Commie Guru video d I woe
when she skis Ski Woe woe skis Cherry still employed
but now with student loans. My dick is still stuck
up my ass after that four fifty Bylly Minnie Housen
looks like the I like Turtles kid?
Speaker 2: What the fuck are you talking about?
Speaker 1: David's Max Keeble's big move? Oh you never seen that?
Huh No, I've seen that?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, how was it? That was a movie you
really never seen? Max Kibo's big move was on Disney.
Speaker 2: No no, no, I don't know. I don't no, no no.
Speaker 1: Billy Lyon's Jimmy Wang Yang's very long dong doctor cool
fifteen dollars tier. James Rodriguez hoay blocs Oh yes, eighty
year old Grandma drowning James in the creek behind tasty freeze.
Speaker 2: Holy shit, Oh thanks Grandma.
Speaker 1: DJ Schmidty.
Speaker 8: Yes, Craven more Head, Oh my god, he oh my
got he got you. Oh my god, he fucking got
you so crazy, like he got you so nuts there,
Steven Hoay.
Speaker 1: Michael Davis one hundred and twain our annual.
Speaker 5: Bobby Bobby and.
Speaker 1: No Patreon Champion of the World. Oh, Dick bungis thirty bad.
Speaker 2: Guy, Chickaman. Bad Guy had a fucking fucked running there,
give a cane run. My name is Kane. They fucked
Chicum and bad Guy.
Speaker 1: They tried to say, Dick Bungus, that you weren't worthy
of that title, that you shouldn't have that strap on
your chest. Wow, that's right. Dick Bungus wears it on
his chest. He's a crazy guy.
Speaker 2: He has like a fanny pack over for a crossbody.
I guess damn it.
Speaker 1: No, it's the long way.
Speaker 2: It's not across. I see right, yeah right, check him in,
bad Guy. We won't forget you. We won't forget you.
Had so much potential. You were the next big thing.
Speaker 1: Guy. You pick a side, cross the line. You're either
a chickam In bad Guy or you're a Dick Bungus.
Let this be known. They can hold you back, but
they can't hold you back forever. Do whatever you want, life,
break ship, do whatever you want. Dick Bungets for Champions
for Life.
Speaker 2: We're on time, just falling down a hole.
Speaker 1: On watch back skin with big move
Speaker 2: Or don't