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Speaker 1: Good morning from Hell. I am Chris and I am dead,

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and my eternal punishment is to do this podcast where

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we interview everyone in Hell. And I'm joined as always

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by my co host Clayton, the younger brother of Satan.

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Speaker 2: Clayton, how are you doing today? No, so good, so good,

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so good, doing great.

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Speaker 3: I'm actually looking through our store. It looks like you've

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been selling the pretty decent amount of merchandise. And I

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also noticed that people can send us keut little messages.

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Oh yeah, like what Yeah. Mostly it's like where's the gold?

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Where can I buy you guys's gold? Do you guys

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sell bitcoin? People are asking for feet pictures. Some people

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just want to buy feet, that's strange.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: And then there's actually a Q and A, So, Chris,

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if you won't actually just read those off to men,

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we can answer those together.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean, we like to prioritize people who support

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us on our Hatreon or support us with getting merched,

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so the kid first priority on a Q and A.

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Speaker 3: Sorry, unlike you freeloaders. You freeloaders are just listening and

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not doing anything. You can be buying, you can be

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spending your money, but it said you just listen.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I know you're supporting us too. We appreciate you

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for listening. This is a question from Spencer. Spencer love

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your gifts. Yes, what do you ask? Does Hell have

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a sun or orbit some other celestial body that provides light?

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Oh that's a great question.

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Speaker 3: I love when they asked us these nerdy asked physics questions. Well,

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as we've established in previous episode, I believe it was

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the Lance Armstrong or Neil Armstrong.

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Speaker 2: Which one was the biker and which one's the guy

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that went to space?

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Speaker 1: Might be the same.

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Speaker 3: One went to space and one has one testicle and

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bikes Armstrong Armstrong? No, no, no, they're both last names Armstrong. Oh,

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Neil Armstrong?

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Speaker 1: All right, Neil confirming Neil Armstrong is in fact the biker.

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Speaker 2: So then Lance Armstrong is the space man either way?

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Speaker 1: What was I saying?

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Speaker 3: So the Spaceman episode we established that the Earth is flat,

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but we are still underneath the Earth.

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Speaker 2: It's a whole thing.

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Speaker 3: I actually don't remember. You could go listen to the episode.

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You'll know more about it than I would.

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Speaker 1: You know, we sit on the core of the planet,

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right and it's just hot in the middle magma, just

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like real steamy.

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Speaker 2: That's why we got all these lakes of lava. That's

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of our like sun down here.

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Speaker 3: It's like the reverse though, because you know, all the

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heat and the light is coming from below us, and

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it gives us this nice like underlighting. You know, everything's

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really creepy and everyone looks sinister, like they're standing around

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a campfire.

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Speaker 1: And there's of course mountains of fire, yes, which extend

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you know, thousands of feet up yeah, which then kind

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of give a cascading flickering a flame. You get the

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reflection of the lava from the ceiling. Yeah, you know,

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Hell is obviously hell. It's bad.

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Speaker 2: It's not good to be down.

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Speaker 1: Here, is it, Chris, No, no, no, no.

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Speaker 2: But the one good part, the one good thing is

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it's always golden.

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Speaker 1: Now, it's always yeah. Yeah, you can come down here.

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Speaker 3: You can take your Instagram Selfie's got a lot of

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influencers down here.

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Speaker 2: That's the first thing that comment on, is it. Wow,

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look at the.

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Speaker 1: Quality of the lighting. Let me take a selfie. Take

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that selfie. No, you still look like shit, Now, you

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still look bad. We have another question from Alex. They

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also got it. Let's see a good morning from Hell shirt?

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Speaker 2: Cool cool, Thank you.

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Speaker 1: They asked, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

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Con text there was a period of time in which

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me and Clayton were in heaven.

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Speaker 3: Uh alex Aha, did it hurt when we fell from heaven?

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Speaker 1: Ha ha? Yes, yes, it hurt very badly. You know

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those scenes in the movies where like the shit is

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re entering the Earth's atmosphere and all the shell and

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the armor of the ship just starts melting away. Imagine that.

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But it's just skin. It's closed, it's skin, it's muscle tissue. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I mean it looked like a music video, like it

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was super metal, but it was also incredibly painful.

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Speaker 1: And then what you do is you hit so hard

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you just hit through the earth. Yep, there's not even

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a crater because it hit so hard that it just

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fills in it just it really just looks like, i

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don't know, like a mount of dirt.

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Speaker 3: And to explain the speed in the velocity which we're flying,

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Heaven shot us from essentially a rail gun.

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Speaker 2: So I mean we're going like light speeds.

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Speaker 1: Fast as fuck. You don't fall, no, you're being shot.

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Fortunately I was able to land some lava. You know,

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it's nice but Chris, where did you landed right on

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Isaac Newton? Yeah, oddly enough, like I just barreled through him.

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He split in half, and he's like, ah, I discovered

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gravity once again.

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Speaker 3: But then for a while there, you guys, you guys

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just mushed right into each other.

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Speaker 2: You split, Isaac Newton.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and then when you guys reformed, you know, because

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in hell you don't die, you just kind of come

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back to life a little bit. You guys like kind

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of have like bits of body parts in each other.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. There's a period of time where I loved apples.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and you had a beard. Yeah, yeah, that was

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your beard phase.

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Speaker 1: But anyway, Yes, it was incredibly painful when we fell

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from heaven.

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Speaker 2: Really cool looking, though very traumatic.

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Speaker 1: Well, probably won't talk about it again. No, no, So

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who's there?

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Speaker 4: So?

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Speaker 1: Who's yes?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, who's who's the guest? Who got this week?

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Speaker 1: Who is the guest?

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Speaker 2: Who's all right? Who's next?

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Speaker 1: Here we go? Who is the guests? Who do we got?

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Go ahead? Chris, I'm okay, hold on, ready to go? Okay,

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all right, hold on, we need to bring him in. No, no, no, no, no,

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it's your week. Remember we've talked about this did you

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check the schedule? Did you check the schedule? Kay, I'm

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pulling up the schedule here. Okay, who's just says? Okay,

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it's this Clayton. Okay, that's my bad, My bad. He

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was he was my week. We don't have a guest Okay, hey,

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audience at home. Sorry, we had a bit of a snaphoo.

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Chris's fault. We didn't have a guest booked this week.

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So who should we bring? Who could? Are you drinking?

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What is that anti freeze that you gave me this morning?

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Anti freeze?

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Speaker 2: Can you and taste of that?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? It's good, keep you from getting too cold in hell?

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Speaker 2: Wait, wait, don't do that again. Oh my god, wait Chris.

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That plastic that's so bad for the environment.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. The straw, the straw, So like, whoever invented the straw?

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They have to be down here right. Let me pull

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up the hell intranet. Hold on, inventor of straw? Hold on?

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Speaker 3: Okay, we got him, all right, I think I got

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a guess I can I can get this guy in here.

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His name is Leopold Cornelias Straws, and apparently he invented straws.

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Speaker 1: And then named it after himself.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, what else are we going to do?

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You blew through Isaac Newton. He's not in any position

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to interview. We can't just teleport this guy in here.

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I don't know if he's busy or not, but fuck it,

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I mean, we we gotta, we got to interviews to

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get through.

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Speaker 2: So okay, well all right, I'm gonna teleport Leopold.

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Speaker 4: Then, and we were sucking them dry down to the bat.

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Speaker 1: Whoo who are you boys? Hello? Hello, Hello, I'm Chris

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and I'm Clayton. Oh you're on a podcast. Welcome.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's called Good Morning from Hell. You've heard of it,

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right you?

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Speaker 4: Maybe you've heard of it? Oh no, no, this is

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above my grade. You see, this doesn't suck. And I

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am a sucking man, you see. I'm Leopold Cornelia Strawson,

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the first. I'm sure you've heard of me. I have

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quite the name about me. Down here in Hell.

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Speaker 1: We have heard of you. We were just reading about.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, oh what was it saying? Tell me tell me.

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Speaker 1: In the red pages. Yeah, we looked you up. Tell

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me about it. It just says you suck. That's all

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it said. That's simply all it said, is you suck So,

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I mean, we had to know more exactly, Chris, Chris

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was using one of your inventions.

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Speaker 2: Actually is this?

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Speaker 1: Is this your handy word? Oh?

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Speaker 4: I remember every straw I've ever built, mister Clayton.

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Speaker 1: And that one.

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Speaker 4: Oh that is a fine straw. Indeed, Chris, I please

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use it for me. I want to see my invention.

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Kiss your lips.

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Speaker 1: Not like wands, the straw chooses.

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Speaker 4: The demon, mister Clayton. It's always been known to those

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of us in the sucking world.

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Speaker 2: What is the sucking world? Can you tell us more

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about this?

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Speaker 4: I mean, so I presume that my name, my reputation

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precedes me, and I see that I'm with two established morons.

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So let me back up a bit. Okay, I am

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hailing from the straws and family. We're an aspiratory family,

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you see, paratrophic sectorial sucking, right, Okay, a long line

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of inventions.

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Speaker 1: Family of suckers.

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Speaker 2: Oh yes, yeah, big bunch of suckers.

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Speaker 3: So lay it on us, like, what are some of

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the inventions that we would know of that come from

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the straw?

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Speaker 4: Well, let me tell you. You know, we've got everything

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from straws to shop vacs. Oh, absumption cups, breast pumps,

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all sorts of things. Now it all started. I need

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to take you back. Okay, a little tale. My great grandfather.

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You see, he was terrible at basketball. You know, he

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was just terrible. He was hideous at it. And they said, boy,

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you suck. Well that's stuck with him for quite some time.

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to make a name out of himself, and so he

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took sucking to a whole different level.

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Speaker 2: Wow, a livelihood out of it. Then it's crazy.

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Speaker 4: We were sucking oil reserves dry. We've been known to

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suck the wealth from the pockets of common men. But

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now we give back by making gentle inventions like straws

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that can give to everyone around the world.

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Speaker 3: Actually, I'm looking you guys up, and I'm seeing some

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other stuff you got, like suction cups.

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Speaker 2: That's that's y'all's.

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Speaker 4: Right, therapeutic.

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Speaker 1: Multipurpose. You mentioned giving straws to get back so that

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everyone can suck. Technically, unless it's like a you know,

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a metal straw, they're kind of bad for the environment.

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Speaker 4: That's true.

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Speaker 1: Is that why you're down here? Ye?

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Speaker 4: Straw? So I couldn't tell you that. I have no idea.

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I'm not an accounting man, you see, I don't know

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anything about the charmatic equations and why people do and

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go wherever they go. But you see this place, I

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look around it. It is suiting of us, you know,

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our whole family.

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Speaker 1: The suckers.

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Speaker 4: I mean, it really sucks down here. We have fire lakes.

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I'm thinking about bottling that up. You know, might make

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nastily start selling bottled fire Okay, you know, if you

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don't mind giving that to me, I can then sell

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it to the demons abroad. And you know when I

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say giving back, I say giving back to the family name.

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Speaker 1: Oh Strawn's right enriching.

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Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, that's a good term. I like to think

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of the milkshake. You know, if you have a milkshake,

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and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw

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because I've invented it, you see, and my straw reaches

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across the room.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I sucked.

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Speaker 4: Try every milkshake that has ever been made since nineteen

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eighty five.

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Speaker 1: That's a good line.

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Speaker 2: You should put that in like a script. That's a

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really I love the delivery.

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Speaker 4: It don't make me hit you with a bowling pit.

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Speaker 1: Where did you get that? Why do you just have

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that on hand? Are you carrying that? God?

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Speaker 3: Okay, well, I'm actually you know, I'm looking at your

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family tree. You guys even did the fucking tubes that

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go to and fro banks those sucker?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 4: Yes, the pneumatic devices. You know, ever since the child

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first saw these devices, we knew they would go far.

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How many things can we port in these futuristic tubes?

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And honestly, we've been lobbying hard ever since to get

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rid of the vehicle, to burn down evs whatever these

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things are. We have pneumatic tubes. We live in the future,

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you see.

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Speaker 3: So you want to have like like a jets in

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situation where you put people inside the tubes.

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Speaker 1: Have you tried that?

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Speaker 2: Has it been tested yet?

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Speaker 4: We've tried it, but the pressure differential might rip the

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flesh from any living entity that enters the tube. But

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it's still in development.

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Speaker 1: You see. Okay, okay, but they do get there, huh.

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Speaker 4: And it does suck as an invention, so it's kind

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of working for the family name.

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Speaker 3: So Leopold Contras in the first the first Oh sorry,

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actually we were talking about your family line.

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Speaker 2: How many how many kids?

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Speaker 4: You have no no, no, no, no no no no, yes,

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no children.

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Speaker 2: Oh you don't have kids.

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Speaker 4: No, I don't find anyone sucking dry my wealth. You see,

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that doesn't make any sense. If I have a straw

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and they have a straw, then it's an equal equation,

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you see.

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Speaker 3: So they pulled Cornelie Straws in the first. Yes, okay,

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you don't have kids. Uh, let's talk about some more

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ever been one like me? Okay, let's talk about some

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more conceptual things that you know, relate to sucking.

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Speaker 2: So like, were you.

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Speaker 3: Guys in charge of like kickies, you know, like when

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someone kisses your neck and you leave the little bruises?

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Speaker 1: Was that you guys?

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Speaker 4: That was Maria Scarlet Straws and oh she had a

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reputation playful. Last that was my cousin, oh second removed.

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Speaker 1: Yes, how playful was your relationship with? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: It was so playful. Such a rumpush she was never matter.

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Oh only zoom calls?

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Speaker 1: What did you die?

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Speaker 2: I mean it sounds like you're from like the late

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eighteen hundreds.

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Speaker 4: Yes, that would be when I made the straw.

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Speaker 2: Yes, when did you die?

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Speaker 1: Though?

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Speaker 4: Twenty sixteen?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, how old were you How did you

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do that? How dare you?

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Speaker 4: I was a youthful one hundred fifty six. Oh my god, yes,

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see watch this. See I only broke two ankles.

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Speaker 1: That's that's incredible. How did you live for so long?

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Did you just suck the life out of someone else?

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Speaker 4: Are we talking about Nosferatu?

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Speaker 3: Now?

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Speaker 4: Gosh, I'll never forget. It was my uncle's story. It

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was a brilliant story, and it's been torn asunder by

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the likes of many artistes.

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Speaker 1: No, but really they are How did you live for

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so long? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Skincare?

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Speaker 1: Oh you say you don't have any kids? True, but

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you keep saying the first.

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Speaker 4: Yes, I am the first.

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Speaker 1: Did you have kids at any point?

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Speaker 4: Not that I'm aware of, surely? No? No, no, no, no, no.

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Speaker 1: I'm just saying I've heard this thing where rich old

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people are using the blood of their children to live longer.

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Speaker 2: Is that I've heard of this too?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you're talking about the farms.

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Speaker 2: Can't elaborate, that's.

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Speaker 4: All I know. They won't tell me much more about it.

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Speaker 2: You see they or you? Are you licking your lips

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so much?

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Speaker 1: Well?

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Speaker 4: You see, I've met this young five year old demon

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monster vampire boy. There was a doctor, okay, and he

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bequeathed upon me the gift of eternal youth.

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Speaker 2: What was that guy's name again?

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Speaker 4: Mitchell?

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Speaker 2: Mitchell Mitchell.

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Speaker 1: We had him on the show.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So I have a question.

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Speaker 3: This might be inappropriate, but I just I'm dying to

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know blowjobs. What's the deal with that? Because that's sucking,

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that's not blowing.

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Speaker 1: So what's going on?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, this goes back further than i'd like to count.

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A feud beyond feuds. Oh one for the history books,

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suck versus blow a family story.

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Speaker 3: Oh so there's like another family, the Blowfords.

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Speaker 4: Yes, oh, terrible family. I hope they're not down Honestly,

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I do hope they're down here. This place sucks and

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it's heinous, but I don't want to see them.

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Speaker 2: So it's the suckers versus the blowers. What can you

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tell us about the Bloffords.

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Speaker 4: No, they misappropriated the straw, put their name all over.

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You see the blow gun shooting darts this way and that.

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Oh no, that's not what it was for harm to others.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, it's supposed to be to

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the planet exactly.

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Speaker 4: That's not alive there's no feelings. That doesn't matter to anyone. Yeah,

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destroy the planet, It's fine. There's many others countless. In fact,

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I'm not an astronomer. And somebody blew asunder Isaac Newton

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as I was talking with him, but so I wouldn't

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know any better. But yes, no, I don't like talking

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much about them, And I don't even really want to

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talk about Gloria and well the initial and of the

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whole act, because it was kind of a star cross

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lover situation. You've heard of Romeo and.

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Speaker 1: Juliet, Yes, yes, we've had them on the show.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, my great grandmother Gloria. Well, it was a glorious act,

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to be sure, but then something went wrong, and I

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believe that there was a murder, and the Blowfords took

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the act of their own, named it and ran off

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into the sunset.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I'm not usually one for defending rich, evil capitalists, but.

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Speaker 4: Here's five dollars.

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Speaker 1: Oh, thank you. I agree one hundred percent. It's just sucking.

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I don't see blowing in any way. And you know, honestly,

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it's just it's made a lot of like teenagers really confused.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm sure there's been some real balloon animal situations

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going on out there, if you know.

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Speaker 1: What I mean?

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Speaker 4: So like, I don't know what you mean.

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Speaker 1: They took this name. What happened?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we know that this is a touchy subject, Leopold

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Cornelie Strawson. But we should address this so that the

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people can know.

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Speaker 4: You went all the way to the Supreme Court. If

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you ever heard of Blawford versus Straws and you would know.

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But listen, I don't want to get too much into it.

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You see the heinous, hideous, sadistic act that is the

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confusion of the youth.

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Speaker 1: I hate this.

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Speaker 4: Why did the Brawfords have to put blow all over

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a sucking primary act? I don't know, but they're confusing

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the youth, and I think it's just demonstrative of their evil.

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Speaker 2: You know you're saying evil.

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Speaker 3: But I'm looking up their inventions here, and they've got

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some pretty kick ass inventions.

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Speaker 2: I mean, powerwasher. Who doesn't like the power wash?

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Speaker 4: You ever d glove a hand there, Clayton, You ever

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miss fire a powerwasher and accidentally clip your finger? No, boom,

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off goes the fingertip your men in black. You've got

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no fingerprint?

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Speaker 1: Now?

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, but look how pristine my driveway is.

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Speaker 3: I honestly could take a powerasher to Chris and you know,

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make them look like a weird old baby thing, just

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featureless and hairless. Anyway, So sorry, that's the thing for later.

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Leaf blowers. That's pretty cool.

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Speaker 1: They're fun.

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Speaker 2: It doesn't like a good leaf blower.

470
00:18:49,119 --> 00:18:51,480
Speaker 4: Why don't you just use the lawnmower and suck it

471
00:18:51,559 --> 00:18:54,119
top and mulch it to spread it across the lawn.

472
00:18:54,119 --> 00:18:55,880
It's a much better alternative.

473
00:18:56,039 --> 00:18:57,359
Speaker 1: But what if you just want to push it to

474
00:18:57,400 --> 00:18:59,960
your neighbors? Yeah, oh, that's pretty evil. That's pretty fun.

475
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:00,119
You know.

476
00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:03,400
Speaker 4: You see here the little psa to your whole audience whatever.

477
00:19:03,519 --> 00:19:06,960
What do you call them? Hellers? Yes, hellers? Okay, listen up.

478
00:19:07,119 --> 00:19:10,079
Mulch the leaves and leave it on the grass. It

479
00:19:10,119 --> 00:19:14,160
will neutrify the grass and therefore grow back stronger. Therefore

480
00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:17,519
you'll have to mow your grass even more often, buying

481
00:19:17,640 --> 00:19:21,480
more lawnmowers helping. I've lost the thread.

482
00:19:21,559 --> 00:19:25,279
Speaker 2: That idea sucks straight up. It's perfect, that's the point.

483
00:19:25,359 --> 00:19:27,880
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay. They also did T shirt cannons.

484
00:19:28,039 --> 00:19:29,920
Speaker 4: Okay, I'll be honest, that one's pretty nice.

485
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:32,240
Speaker 1: I do like that one. It's pretty cool. It's pretty cool. Yeah,

486
00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:34,240
And it's a lot better than those machines that just

487
00:19:34,279 --> 00:19:36,440
suck the T shirts off of people, right, yeah, I

488
00:19:36,440 --> 00:19:37,839
mean that's just awkward.

489
00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:38,799
Speaker 4: That never got off the ground.

490
00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:39,039
Speaker 1: No.

491
00:19:39,279 --> 00:19:42,319
Speaker 3: Yeah, but they got some you know, air compressors, fans.

492
00:19:42,519 --> 00:19:43,839
Speaker 2: You know, they got a lot to their name.

493
00:19:43,880 --> 00:19:45,480
Speaker 3: It looks like you guys are kind of neck and neck,

494
00:19:45,599 --> 00:19:47,920
So like, what's the next move? Like, how do the

495
00:19:48,359 --> 00:19:50,640
straw Sins get over the Bloffords?

496
00:19:50,839 --> 00:19:51,920
Speaker 1: I mean, what's what do we do?

497
00:19:52,079 --> 00:19:54,680
Speaker 4: I think Gloria had an idea to merge the families

498
00:19:54,720 --> 00:19:57,519
into one power unit, and once under the fold, you

499
00:19:57,720 --> 00:20:01,240
crush them under your grip, get rid of them. You

500
00:20:01,359 --> 00:20:03,039
use their blood for eternal youth.

501
00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:08,039
Speaker 1: No, when you first met the Bloffords, where you're always

502
00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:10,920
you know, enemies, where you're always rival families.

503
00:20:11,160 --> 00:20:13,559
Speaker 4: I believe if you go back far enough, you'll see

504
00:20:13,559 --> 00:20:17,240
that there are two loving colleagues each at Ivy Tech

505
00:20:17,319 --> 00:20:21,079
Community College, just uh huh, going about their day studying

506
00:20:21,240 --> 00:20:24,599
mechanical engineering. Okay, it must have been a rivalry, something

507
00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:27,359
to the nature of a suck job, as it were,

508
00:20:27,480 --> 00:20:31,119
something of that ilk that drove a wedge between the

509
00:20:31,240 --> 00:20:34,880
two roommates just blew them apart, just sucked them dry

510
00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:35,519
of any love.

511
00:20:35,799 --> 00:20:39,160
Speaker 1: This rivalry has been going wet for how many generations?

512
00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:42,240
Speaker 3: Well, Chris, I'm actually looking this up, you know, I'm

513
00:20:42,279 --> 00:20:45,279
so interested in Strawson's ancestry that I'm looked it up

514
00:20:45,279 --> 00:20:47,440
and it actually goes back to Cain and Abel. I

515
00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:50,400
mean those are the original Strawson's and Blofford's. Whoa, so,

516
00:20:50,440 --> 00:20:52,920
I mean this has been as long as man has

517
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:55,319
been around, he still have been at each other's necks.

518
00:20:55,440 --> 00:20:57,519
Speaker 4: We're a biblical family, you see.

519
00:20:57,319 --> 00:20:59,559
Speaker 1: Just at each other's necks, some of them sucking, some

520
00:20:59,599 --> 00:21:03,920
of them blowing raspberries and then sucking hickeys.

521
00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:05,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, just a back and forth.

522
00:21:05,680 --> 00:21:08,200
Speaker 1: It's a weird thing for brothers to do. But you know, yeah,

523
00:21:08,599 --> 00:21:09,599
not a normal family.

524
00:21:09,680 --> 00:21:11,759
Speaker 3: Strawston, if you could actually just tell us, you know,

525
00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:14,839
this has been an ongoing feud, tell us some of

526
00:21:15,079 --> 00:21:17,640
the events. You know, have there been any big climactic

527
00:21:17,839 --> 00:21:20,160
encounters between the Strawsons and the Bloffords.

528
00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:24,000
Speaker 4: Well, there was one afternoon where the Blaffords were sat

529
00:21:24,039 --> 00:21:27,880
on their balcony looking over their illustrious pool, and well,

530
00:21:27,880 --> 00:21:30,839
as a small prank, we sucked the pool empty down

531
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:31,720
to the deep end.

532
00:21:31,759 --> 00:21:32,440
Speaker 1: Oh my god.

533
00:21:32,519 --> 00:21:35,160
Speaker 4: What we didn't know was that little Tommy Blowford was

534
00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:36,079
swimming around.

535
00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:37,640
Speaker 1: Oh and all.

536
00:21:37,519 --> 00:21:39,680
Speaker 4: That was left was little floaties.

537
00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:43,279
Speaker 1: Oh no, you killed their son in a pool hit

538
00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:44,839
and there was an accident.

539
00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:47,119
Speaker 4: You see, we were just trying to do a little

540
00:21:47,160 --> 00:21:49,000
tip for tat, just a little ha ha he he

541
00:21:49,119 --> 00:21:51,279
giggle time. That's what you did back in the day,

542
00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:52,559
suck each other's pool.

543
00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:53,079
Speaker 1: Uh huh.

544
00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:56,799
Speaker 4: Place it somewhere else, maybe fill it into their basement. Whatever.

545
00:21:57,119 --> 00:21:58,519
Speaker 1: How did they retaliate you.

546
00:21:58,480 --> 00:22:01,839
Speaker 4: Ever wake up to fifty teen thousand hot air balloons

547
00:22:01,880 --> 00:22:06,119
blowing heat in your backyard, surrounding your house. Think of

548
00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:07,920
the uncomfortable temperatures.

549
00:22:08,119 --> 00:22:10,079
Speaker 1: So you killed their child and then they made a

550
00:22:10,079 --> 00:22:12,519
hot air balloon festival for you in your honor.

551
00:22:12,640 --> 00:22:14,599
Speaker 4: Well that's when things went south. So well, you would

552
00:22:14,599 --> 00:22:16,720
have thought it was glorious, But the minute you started

553
00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:19,480
hearing the foundation crack at the seams and your house

554
00:22:19,559 --> 00:22:21,960
goes up five thousand feet of the air like it's

555
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:23,039
a Pixar film.

556
00:22:23,240 --> 00:22:24,759
Speaker 1: Oh, they upped, you upped us.

557
00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:27,960
Speaker 4: One by one, they dropped the sandbags off and off

558
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:31,400
we went. And then we were cut loose at altitude.

559
00:22:31,519 --> 00:22:34,480
The house came crashing down. Grandmama was in there. It

560
00:22:34,599 --> 00:22:37,480
was a retaliation, but this time they intended harm, and

561
00:22:37,519 --> 00:22:39,799
that's where it all really kicked off.

562
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:43,039
Speaker 3: Keep going, continue, I'm so interested that this gang war

563
00:22:43,119 --> 00:22:44,839
between the suckers and the blowers.

564
00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:45,599
Speaker 2: It's fascinating.

565
00:22:45,599 --> 00:22:47,880
Speaker 4: Well, then you know, we went into their house and

566
00:22:47,920 --> 00:22:51,880
started putting leeches in every crevice, nook and cranny. Ah

567
00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:55,319
you suck yes, yes, And then they started filling our

568
00:22:55,359 --> 00:23:00,000
water tanks, water heaters, and showers and baths with blowfish

569
00:23:00,559 --> 00:23:01,319
of the kind too.

570
00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:02,039
Speaker 1: Man, I'll do it.

571
00:23:02,039 --> 00:23:03,559
Speaker 4: Do you ever see a blowfish angry?

572
00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:05,920
Speaker 2: No, can't say that I have. What does it look like?

573
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:08,240
Speaker 4: Be grateful? Every now and then if we walk into

574
00:23:08,279 --> 00:23:10,799
a blowford, we just reach into our pocket filled with

575
00:23:10,839 --> 00:23:13,279
the casual amount of mosquitos and just chuck it. Oh,

576
00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:16,359
you could chuck mosquitos and we say welcome to the jungle,

577
00:23:16,359 --> 00:23:17,119
and then we run off.

578
00:23:17,559 --> 00:23:19,359
Speaker 2: Mosquitos is a normal amount.

579
00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:22,960
Speaker 4: Oh, we've got deep pockets stretched by the girths of

580
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:25,319
our wallet's uh about fifteen.

581
00:23:25,559 --> 00:23:28,839
Speaker 1: Oh all right, I'm honestly surprised. This isn't something that's

582
00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:31,359
already in hell. I'm surprised it was invented on earth.

583
00:23:31,359 --> 00:23:33,000
That's actually, yeah, very impressive.

584
00:23:33,079 --> 00:23:33,759
Speaker 2: I had to take that.

585
00:23:33,759 --> 00:23:34,200
Speaker 1: That's great.

586
00:23:34,359 --> 00:23:36,920
Speaker 2: Have you guys ever considered making peace?

587
00:23:36,920 --> 00:23:38,759
Speaker 3: Has it ever been a serious thing on the table

588
00:23:38,799 --> 00:23:41,440
outside of that that Romeo and Juliet like situation where

589
00:23:41,559 --> 00:23:44,480
someday you could see yourself perhaps blowing kisses?

590
00:23:44,920 --> 00:23:47,599
Speaker 4: It is possible. You see, there is ancient tell of

591
00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:50,920
an old tone that speaks of a ritual that can

592
00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:54,359
combine and unite the families once more, written in blood

593
00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:57,680
of our ancestors. I pray not tell much of what

594
00:23:57,839 --> 00:24:00,279
is in this ritual, but it consists of a lot

595
00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:03,119
of blowing and a lot of sucking, and it must

596
00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:07,279
be agreed upon by the matriarch patriarch all the way

597
00:24:07,319 --> 00:24:09,640
to the youthist of the families. You see. So there's

598
00:24:09,640 --> 00:24:12,160
an awkward time window that this needs to happen in

599
00:24:12,319 --> 00:24:15,400
for it to be both legal and buying from a

600
00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:19,079
government perspective, but also from a familiar perspective. And we've

601
00:24:19,119 --> 00:24:23,279
constructed deep below the earth a catacomb where this ritual

602
00:24:23,279 --> 00:24:25,480
can take place. I actually believe it might just be

603
00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:27,720
the attic of this place here that we are it

604
00:24:27,799 --> 00:24:30,279
might not be too far up from where we are now.

605
00:24:30,359 --> 00:24:33,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, not rich people. Man, you guys just do whatever

606
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:33,680
the fuck you want.

607
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:34,839
Speaker 1: Here's five dollars.

608
00:24:34,839 --> 00:24:35,799
Speaker 2: Thank you appreciate that.

609
00:24:35,880 --> 00:24:37,920
Speaker 1: I guess at a certain point you're just so bored

610
00:24:37,960 --> 00:24:40,359
you have nothing else to do but feud and make

611
00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:45,039
tomes in ritualistic caverns. The ritual is it like some

612
00:24:45,079 --> 00:24:48,559
sort of like family orgy. Don't be so crass.

613
00:24:48,799 --> 00:24:52,680
Speaker 4: Everyone gets naked, they all wear masks, there's a password,

614
00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:56,200
we pass out our derves, and then we just blow

615
00:24:56,240 --> 00:24:56,720
and suck.

616
00:24:56,920 --> 00:24:58,839
Speaker 2: Okay, So Chris, yeah, you were on the money on

617
00:24:58,880 --> 00:24:59,079
that one.

618
00:24:59,160 --> 00:25:02,519
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, So I was talking earlier about how the Suckers,

619
00:25:02,680 --> 00:25:05,640
the Strawsons, and the Blaffords go back to canaan Abel. Well,

620
00:25:05,680 --> 00:25:08,279
I actually can see the family tree up until the

621
00:25:08,279 --> 00:25:10,079
present day. And I've got some news to break to you,

622
00:25:10,480 --> 00:25:11,759
Leopold Cornelias Strawson.

623
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:15,559
Speaker 4: News a development in the family. It's been centuries since.

624
00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:18,000
Speaker 3: Go ahead, Well, you have a child one that I

625
00:25:18,039 --> 00:25:20,880
assume you did not suck the life out of that

626
00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:26,799
got away. Do you remember the December fourteenth of eighteen

627
00:25:27,079 --> 00:25:28,039
ninety three.

628
00:25:28,119 --> 00:25:30,720
Speaker 4: The day after the invention of the device.

629
00:25:31,119 --> 00:25:32,079
Speaker 2: Yes, that day.

630
00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:35,960
Speaker 4: Oh, I don't remember that week. It was such a party.

631
00:25:36,359 --> 00:25:40,440
We were in and out and odd memories are completely wiped.

632
00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:42,720
And I say we, I don't even know who we are.

633
00:25:43,079 --> 00:25:45,359
Speaker 3: Well, you were doing a lot of celebrating. You were

634
00:25:45,480 --> 00:25:48,519
using your straw to drink a lot of vodkas.

635
00:25:49,599 --> 00:25:52,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you were very drunk, and you actually.

636
00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:56,240
Speaker 1: Blew something out of you. Yeah, you blew your load

637
00:25:56,559 --> 00:25:57,960
into a Blaford.

638
00:25:58,039 --> 00:26:01,599
Speaker 4: Oh fact, I's bled onto a Yeah, and we ordered

639
00:26:01,640 --> 00:26:02,799
a baby from the store.

640
00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:03,279
Speaker 1: Yeah.

641
00:26:03,319 --> 00:26:05,960
Speaker 3: Well they had that delivery, and I see here as

642
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:08,839
the first of their kind. It was a Blofford straws

643
00:26:08,880 --> 00:26:11,480
and crossover baby, and they carried on the family legacies.

644
00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:12,920
Speaker 1: They are an inventor themselves.

645
00:26:12,960 --> 00:26:15,000
Speaker 4: Pray, tell what do they make? Does it fall on

646
00:26:15,079 --> 00:26:17,240
the straws in side of the Blofford side?

647
00:26:17,279 --> 00:26:20,200
Speaker 1: What's this baby cast out by the Bloffords or what?

648
00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:23,240
Speaker 2: You know? That shittier version of the super soaker.

649
00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:25,400
Speaker 3: It's like a score gun that you hold into water

650
00:26:25,480 --> 00:26:28,079
and then you suck it up and then you blow

651
00:26:28,119 --> 00:26:28,480
it out.

652
00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:29,519
Speaker 1: They made that.

653
00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:31,559
Speaker 2: They made the dollar General water gun.

654
00:26:31,720 --> 00:26:35,119
Speaker 4: The perfectly acceptable merger. It has been told, if you

655
00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:38,240
flip past the ritual just a few sticky pages written

656
00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:41,759
in sheer oil. A fortune was told a sub section

657
00:26:42,039 --> 00:26:45,119
B clause fuh. If a child is born of the

658
00:26:45,119 --> 00:26:47,839
families and unites with a device that can do both

659
00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:49,880
sucking and blowing, the feud is off.

660
00:26:50,079 --> 00:26:51,640
Speaker 2: Oh just like that, just like that.

661
00:26:51,799 --> 00:26:53,160
Speaker 1: Well, that's wonderful news.

662
00:26:53,519 --> 00:26:57,359
Speaker 4: I've brought together the families, me hy, Leopold Cornelia Strass

663
00:26:57,440 --> 00:27:01,160
the have brought together the families. I've done what I

664
00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:04,599
have set out to do. Now, where is this the second.

665
00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:07,559
Speaker 3: Well, he's uh, he's actually right outside the door, Leopold.

666
00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:10,799
Oh wow, going out there, go say hello. His name

667
00:27:10,839 --> 00:27:15,000
is William Ignacious Alexander Blowford strass In the first wonderful day.

668
00:27:15,079 --> 00:27:18,000
Speaker 4: Yes, oh, I must see this boy. Oh there you

669
00:27:18,039 --> 00:27:21,039
are so beautiful, just like your papa.

670
00:27:21,599 --> 00:27:23,920
Speaker 3: Oh ye, so, listeners at home, I don't know if

671
00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:25,799
you could catch this. It is off, Mike, But we

672
00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:28,640
sent out Leopold Cornelius strass In the first to see

673
00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:32,799
his son. Oh they're embracing, they're embracing. Wow, and oh okay,

674
00:27:32,839 --> 00:27:35,359
hold on now. Leopold seems to be chiding his son.

675
00:27:35,440 --> 00:27:38,519
He seems to be yelling at him reclaim the glory.

676
00:27:38,279 --> 00:27:41,519
Speaker 4: That is the Strawson family. How dare you put Brawford first?

677
00:27:41,519 --> 00:27:42,160
Speaker 1: Okay, all right.

678
00:27:42,359 --> 00:27:44,960
Speaker 3: He seems to be upset about the naming convention because

679
00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:46,799
he took on the Blowford hyphen Strawssen.

680
00:27:47,279 --> 00:27:49,160
Speaker 2: There's never been another the first.

681
00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:52,400
Speaker 4: But me, I've heard you've made a device that blows

682
00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:55,359
and suck. Do you realize you activated the pause?

683
00:27:55,599 --> 00:27:57,160
Speaker 1: But is that? Is that an ivy?

684
00:27:57,279 --> 00:27:59,440
Speaker 4: What have you got? You ruined the family?

685
00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:04,839
Speaker 1: Give me, oh, it looks like an ivy.

686
00:28:04,839 --> 00:28:06,440
Speaker 3: It looks like some sort of tube, some sort of

687
00:28:06,559 --> 00:28:09,759
sucking tube.

688
00:28:10,319 --> 00:28:10,880
Speaker 1: Okay, all right.

689
00:28:10,920 --> 00:28:12,000
Speaker 2: And he's sucking him dry.

690
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:14,160
Speaker 1: He's taking his blood, draining the blood out of his.

691
00:28:14,119 --> 00:28:16,680
Speaker 2: Body's connected it to his own body, and he is.

692
00:28:16,799 --> 00:28:20,759
Speaker 1: Taking his strength. His wrinkly knobby body is like filling

693
00:28:20,799 --> 00:28:23,480
out a little. He does look healthier. I can't deny.

694
00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:25,880
It looks good. He looked really good. It's kind of

695
00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:29,680
like light posunction, which I'm sure he invented. But the reverse. Wow,

696
00:28:29,759 --> 00:28:32,480
the skin Tony went from like a deathly pallor to

697
00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:35,440
just like wow, yeah, and the kid just passed out.

698
00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:38,200
Speaker 2: He's dragging his body way into the shadows right now.

699
00:28:38,240 --> 00:28:39,839
Speaker 3: Wow, that was a great episode, you know, for an

700
00:28:39,839 --> 00:28:41,880
episode where you messed up and you didn't bring a

701
00:28:41,880 --> 00:28:42,200
guest on.

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Speaker 2: That was a pretty good That wasn't bad, Chris.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, a weird family man.

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Speaker 2: Rich people, right, yeah, rich people.

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Speaker 4: You know, here's five dollars.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh okay, oh thank you. Wow.

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Speaker 3: Leopol just snuck us another five. Well that's been another

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episode a good Morning from Hell. I guess thank you, Leopold,

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wherever you are sucking your dry for being on.

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Speaker 1: Speaking of sucking people dry, if you want to support us,

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please go to good Morning from Hell dot com, please

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and sign up for our Patreon. You can get our

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exclusive why you were going to Hell. You get all

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this extra bonus content. You get to be roasted on

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the show, you get to be preferred Q and a's,

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you get everything everything in the world. You know it's

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it's six sixty six cents. It goes a long way

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and supporting the show. But also if you just want

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to sign up for a free membership, we got a lot.

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Speaker 3: Of stuff coming out here in the new year that

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we're super stoked about and it's going to be going

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up on Patreon first, so be the first to find

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out about it.

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Speaker 2: To sign up for a free membership. Okay, yeah, hell Clayton.

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Speaker 1: Hello, Trevor Collin. Thank you for coming back on the show.

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Speaker 4: Thanks for having me.

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Speaker 1: Tell everyone what you're up to and where they can

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find you.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm working on a podcast called red Web. If

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you like unsolved mysteries, true crime, the supernatural. You can

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find us anywhere. You listen to this podcast and you

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can support us at redwebpod dot com.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, this is your third time on the show. I

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think you were doing red Web back then as well.

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Speaker 1: Well. Yes, because the last time we had we had

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a really good like true crime episode of the show

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when red Web was launching, which is it's a great episode.

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All your episodes have been.

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Speaker 4: Thank you. Thanks for having me. I really enjoy being

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on this show and it's a lot of fun. It's

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a lot of good space to just play around in.

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But yeah, I was Cliffhanger and then before that, I

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was Mitchell the five year old whatever immortal vampire. But

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with Fredo, my co host on Red Webb, who was

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Data the vampire hunter Hunter.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so those were a lot of fun.

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Speaker 3: Well, you also were on a live show and I

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think you were playing like.

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Speaker 4: Was that what I was? Caesar?

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Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, I forgot about that.

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Speaker 2: Which do we have that on our Patreon?

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Speaker 1: No, but we should put as a Patreon exclusive. We

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do have that, we.

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Speaker 4: Should I forgot about that. That was fresh out of quarantine.

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Speaker 2: We'll have to post that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, man, were happy to be breathing and sucking, blowing

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air into each other's faces.

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Speaker 2: Speaking is sucking and blowing.

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Speaker 1: Though.

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Speaker 3: We got why we're going to hell. Typically we asked

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people questions why they're going to hell related to the

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episode that they recorded. So we're gonna have to navigate

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how to ask you why you're going to hell for

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sucking and blowing on.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna have to reach for this one or maybe

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I don't know, to tune in and find out. Maybe

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there's something very on brand, just very specific.

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Speaker 1: Well, go listen to Red Web if you haven't listened

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to it. It's the best of the best as far

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as true crime mystery stuff. It's a really good show.

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I love it.

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Speaker 2: Thank you, Fredo.

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Speaker 3: And you have such a good dynamic and so you

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cover a lot of interesting stuff. Early on, I was

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like texting you guys NonStop, like my theories, and I

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was like, I should stop, I should stop.

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Speaker 1: Trevor doesn't. You should do it, You should keep doing No.

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Speaker 4: I appreciate that. Thank you to

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Speaker 1: Join us next week for why we're going to help,

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and bye bye bye