WEBVTT 1 00:00:13.279 --> 00:00:16.280 Welcome, welcome, Can you hear me? 2 00:00:17.800 --> 00:00:20.719 Five four. 3 00:00:22.600 --> 00:00:33.159 Three two one zero dire wave. 4 00:01:27.519 --> 00:02:55.719 Us something. 5 00:03:05.919 --> 00:03:26.759 Dire wave. The scientific method cannot justify the scientific method. 6 00:03:26.960 --> 00:03:30.159 Therefore itself is a dogmatical physper. 7 00:03:29.879 --> 00:04:13.960 Submissions stop stop stop. 8 00:04:14.039 --> 00:04:29.800 Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop stop stops stop stop stop 9 00:04:31.240 --> 00:04:41.120 stop stop stand ins. 10 00:04:41.639 --> 00:05:15.879 In the sticks and stop stop stop s s. 11 00:05:17.519 --> 00:05:21.000 S s s. 12 00:05:22.639 --> 00:05:47.160 Stop stop stop stops stop, stop stops stop stop stops, 13 00:05:48.360 --> 00:07:45.480 snow stops shot. 14 00:06:50.279 --> 00:06:58.680 Start shop stop s chang. 15 00:07:35.040 --> 00:07:37.439 The Brazienski model, the take the craft model, is much 16 00:07:37.480 --> 00:07:42.399 more interested in the incremental, slow, killed Fabian approach to 17 00:07:42.800 --> 00:07:46.000 bringing the technocracy into being. So they're not going to 18 00:07:46.519 --> 00:07:49.800 send the Homeland security troops to round you up and 19 00:07:49.879 --> 00:07:53.199 put you in a FEMA camp. They'd much rather promote 20 00:07:53.759 --> 00:07:58.839 everybody being in national video games, the Disney ulog, the 21 00:07:58.959 --> 00:08:01.439 virtual reality and all this kind of stuff is in 22 00:08:01.600 --> 00:08:05.120 much better FEMA camp in your home. They don't need 23 00:08:05.240 --> 00:08:09.240 the FEMA camp. It's it's too messy, it's a big ordeal. 24 00:08:10.279 --> 00:08:13.879 Uh and it's all the nonsense of all the patriot 25 00:08:14.000 --> 00:08:14.920 crap on the radio. 26 00:08:16.040 --> 00:08:16.879 That's not gonna happen. 27 00:08:17.480 --> 00:08:21.399 They don't need to the The shadow of the global 28 00:08:21.439 --> 00:08:24.759 government is already here. And as we said that, it's 29 00:08:24.839 --> 00:08:28.480 in the latter stages of the mopping up process to 30 00:08:28.600 --> 00:08:32.159 move it into the next phase and ig between two 31 00:08:32.240 --> 00:08:33.679 ages of the next age. 32 00:08:44.399 --> 00:09:01.000 And you hear from me all. 33 00:09:04.159 --> 00:09:10.039 You can bear the now listening to the diary wave, 34 00:09:10.759 --> 00:09:18.120 you can hear me now wench made Joe Oblivian. 35 00:09:20.840 --> 00:09:24.600 Yeah, there we go. Yeah. See you have to switch 36 00:09:24.679 --> 00:09:28.320 between all these different audio things blah blah blah blah blah. 37 00:09:30.000 --> 00:09:34.440 So I don't want you to hear beautiful things that 38 00:09:34.519 --> 00:09:41.039 I hear right and dire way, that's whe die way. 39 00:09:41.480 --> 00:09:42.159 You don't hear that. 40 00:09:47.879 --> 00:09:48.679 We're gonna stay. 41 00:09:48.600 --> 00:09:57.159 Welcome, welcome, which made j of O blievey boy, we're 42 00:09:57.240 --> 00:09:57.879 daring of y'all. 43 00:10:00.120 --> 00:10:00.440 Get to. 44 00:10:02.639 --> 00:10:05.399 Bye great ze. 45 00:10:07.840 --> 00:10:10.159 All that word salad is just part of my wizardry. 46 00:10:11.759 --> 00:10:19.440 Yeah, what's up? Oh, I'm just on the phone. I'm 47 00:10:19.480 --> 00:10:22.960 talking to the wizards talk yeah about to. 48 00:10:23.000 --> 00:10:32.879 Kick and come a stall here, say called Tario, come 49 00:10:32.960 --> 00:10:41.879 to me, my son jump up that yeah, really. 50 00:10:43.360 --> 00:10:59.960 Problem crime, Why that's right, don't tire way, we're not kicking. 51 00:11:07.679 --> 00:11:08.360 I got to hear the. 52 00:11:10.000 --> 00:11:10.200 Song. 53 00:11:11.360 --> 00:11:11.799 Here we go. 54 00:11:22.159 --> 00:11:31.279 Anyway, Soldiers of oblivion. 55 00:11:35.559 --> 00:11:36.679 I'm trying to die away down. 56 00:11:37.159 --> 00:11:38.639 I had a good song I was going to sing. 57 00:11:38.960 --> 00:11:40.919 It was great during the first few minutes, and then 58 00:11:40.960 --> 00:11:44.240 the microphone. What doesn't you have to switch it over 59 00:11:44.320 --> 00:11:46.960 in the mixer. Blah blah blah blah blah. The riddle 60 00:11:47.000 --> 00:11:48.840 of live streaming. You know, it's different when you have 61 00:11:49.000 --> 00:11:51.399 people on. You have to switch everything over when it's 62 00:11:51.480 --> 00:11:56.879 just me, So it's different. All right, Welcome to the 63 00:11:56.960 --> 00:12:01.200 Conan Show. Damn it. I had the best Pagan Conan 64 00:12:01.360 --> 00:12:06.879 song and it worked so good with the doarwave. I'll 65 00:12:06.960 --> 00:12:09.159 just have to sing over the doorwave and upload that 66 00:12:09.279 --> 00:12:17.519 separate or upload that. As the intro to Conan Kanan Conan, 67 00:12:18.039 --> 00:12:21.360 somebody said, are you doing an episode on Conan O'Brien 68 00:12:22.440 --> 00:12:26.240 and I said, no, Conan, the old barbarian, that's what 69 00:12:26.399 --> 00:12:33.159 you mean. Yes, So we're gonna start with the stinkball 70 00:12:33.840 --> 00:12:39.320 Red Sanja Read Sanja was a terrible movie. It ended 71 00:12:39.360 --> 00:12:42.799 people's careers. It was a bunch of dirt, a bunch 72 00:12:42.879 --> 00:12:47.000 of nonsense. And we're gonna start with some of the 73 00:12:47.759 --> 00:12:52.440 cool movie facts about Red Sanja. It was a giant disappointment. 74 00:12:54.000 --> 00:13:00.759 Cost eighteen million dollars and it made seven million, and 75 00:13:00.840 --> 00:13:02.320 it was released on the same day as Back to 76 00:13:02.360 --> 00:13:08.679 the Future. Bad idea, right. It killed the careers of 77 00:13:08.759 --> 00:13:12.879 the two screenplay writers, George Fraser and Clive Exton. You're out, 78 00:13:13.000 --> 00:13:16.759 You're done. You have a twenty million dollar bomb that 79 00:13:16.919 --> 00:13:19.759 makes seven. You're out now. 80 00:13:19.799 --> 00:13:20.000 I know. 81 00:13:20.200 --> 00:13:22.919 This was supposed to be the third in the Conan series, 82 00:13:24.399 --> 00:13:28.080 but it was so difficult to get this made that 83 00:13:28.360 --> 00:13:32.840 it just ended up being a big disaster. U there 84 00:13:33.120 --> 00:13:39.000 was a steamy affair between Arnold and Bougitte Nielsen. Arnold 85 00:13:39.360 --> 00:13:43.240 then dumped her when they got back from filming. I 86 00:13:43.279 --> 00:13:46.600 think this was filmed in Mexico. Yeah, no, no, I'm sorry, 87 00:13:46.639 --> 00:13:47.919 this wasn't filmed in Mexico. I don't know where this 88 00:13:47.919 --> 00:13:51.840 one was filmed, but it's Conan the Destroyer that was 89 00:13:51.960 --> 00:13:55.200 filmed in Mexico, which was being filmed at the same 90 00:13:55.279 --> 00:13:58.600 time as Doune, hence the day Lorentis Film Company connection. 91 00:13:58.759 --> 00:14:09.000 You see. But Arnie dumped Brigitte after their steamy affairs, 92 00:14:10.159 --> 00:14:17.159 and then Brigette came back and married Stallone. This is 93 00:14:17.320 --> 00:14:21.799 accredited nineteen eighty five with killing the Sword and Sandel 94 00:14:22.080 --> 00:14:24.440 genre for many, many, many years. I don't know what 95 00:14:24.559 --> 00:14:26.480 the next Sword and Sandal hit would be Lord of 96 00:14:26.519 --> 00:14:29.159 the Rings. I don't know. Not much in the nineties 97 00:14:29.200 --> 00:14:31.440 Sword and Sandal that I can think of that was successful. 98 00:14:32.879 --> 00:14:35.519 Remember First Night I was a bunch of junk. Remember that? 99 00:14:36.799 --> 00:14:44.720 Remember that Dragon movie with Sean Connery that was awful. Anyway, 100 00:14:45.879 --> 00:14:48.120 Arnold is on record supposedly, now this is just from 101 00:14:48.159 --> 00:14:49.879 movie facts. I don't know if this is true, but 102 00:14:49.960 --> 00:14:52.519 it's funny, right, it makes for a good a good story. 103 00:14:53.120 --> 00:14:55.679 Arnold is on record saying that he has no pride 104 00:14:55.720 --> 00:14:59.320 in this film, and he claims that when he was 105 00:15:00.679 --> 00:15:04.360 disciplining his children, he would actually punish them for their 106 00:15:04.399 --> 00:15:08.919 misbehavement by making them watch Red Sonja. That's pretty good. 107 00:15:09.039 --> 00:15:10.919 That was one of That's one of Arnold's best jokes. 108 00:15:10.960 --> 00:15:15.039 I'll have to give him credit for that. Let's see, Yeah, 109 00:15:15.080 --> 00:15:18.879 we did that. So when he started dating Maria Shriver, 110 00:15:19.840 --> 00:15:22.639 she married Slash Stallone and that didn't last very long. 111 00:15:25.480 --> 00:15:31.799 And then the villain sandal Bergmann, who is a wine grandma. 112 00:15:31.919 --> 00:15:37.559 Now it was the hero. She was the blonde lover 113 00:15:38.240 --> 00:15:41.679 to Arnold in the first one. So that's some neat 114 00:15:41.759 --> 00:15:44.200 movie facts. We're gonna be including the neat movie movie 115 00:15:44.279 --> 00:15:46.799 facts section, just to spice it up a little bit 116 00:15:46.879 --> 00:15:49.919 so that we're so that we're not typecast. I can't 117 00:15:49.960 --> 00:15:53.639 be typecast. That's the guy who does esoteric movie reviews. 118 00:15:55.120 --> 00:15:55.200 Uh. 119 00:15:55.559 --> 00:15:58.759 She has savage red hair. According to the movie of 120 00:15:58.840 --> 00:16:02.279 description savage. She grows up in a savage land. She 121 00:16:02.440 --> 00:16:09.480 is a pagan shield maiden of Alcyrie. Where is Vargue? 122 00:16:10.000 --> 00:16:14.240 Is this does varga fan or is this Hollywood destroying 123 00:16:14.720 --> 00:16:18.799 the legitimate honor and history of the Aryan shield maidens 124 00:16:19.320 --> 00:16:24.240 clam It takes place during the Highborian Age, which is 125 00:16:24.279 --> 00:16:28.480 a fictional creation of the comic book from which it arises, 126 00:16:29.159 --> 00:16:35.120 which comes from the Hyperborean mythical ancient Greek lands, the 127 00:16:35.240 --> 00:16:38.200 lands of the North where the giants come from, right 128 00:16:39.600 --> 00:16:44.720 where gigantic r Martin's come from the Land of the North. 129 00:16:45.919 --> 00:16:51.440 Vengeance shall be yours, right, This is what they tell 130 00:16:52.399 --> 00:16:59.159 the spirits of the Valkyrie's I guess bridget Sonja when 131 00:16:59.279 --> 00:17:03.440 she's raped and pillaged by the forces of the evil Queen. Now, 132 00:17:03.879 --> 00:17:06.079 this is such a cookie cutter plot that it's quite 133 00:17:06.119 --> 00:17:09.200 literally the same plot as Conan, But they just stuck 134 00:17:09.279 --> 00:17:13.640 in the red headed chick right, and of course it's 135 00:17:13.799 --> 00:17:16.279 very subtle. But did you notice that the queen, the 136 00:17:16.359 --> 00:17:19.839 evil witch Queen, is a lesbian. She's an evil witch 137 00:17:19.960 --> 00:17:23.200 lesbian queen. I never caught that until this last viewing. 138 00:17:25.880 --> 00:17:30.039 And Sonya has a mullet. This is kind of a mullet, 139 00:17:30.079 --> 00:17:34.960 I guess, but both Sonja and Conan have the same 140 00:17:35.160 --> 00:17:41.759 do red mullet. We see a weird cult just like 141 00:17:41.880 --> 00:17:46.359 in Conan rehash that right, and it's they're concerned with 142 00:17:46.400 --> 00:17:50.200 the destruction of the talisman. The talisman is a glowing 143 00:17:50.240 --> 00:17:53.799 green volleyball that is able to create worlds. This is 144 00:17:53.920 --> 00:17:59.079 the white bitch Starbucks cult, the white bitch wine Mom 145 00:17:59.279 --> 00:18:03.000 Starbucks cult. I don't know why. They're all white bitches. 146 00:18:05.200 --> 00:18:10.039 And they have the Talisman of the Highest Gods, the 147 00:18:10.119 --> 00:18:14.240 God of the Gods, the Creator's talisman. But the talisman 148 00:18:14.279 --> 00:18:16.839 has become too powerful and so the priestesses decide to 149 00:18:16.920 --> 00:18:18.759 destroy it. Now, this is interesting because this is an 150 00:18:18.799 --> 00:18:21.960 obvious gnostic theme, right that the ability to create worlds 151 00:18:22.039 --> 00:18:25.279 is merely just some advanced technology, and that will eventually 152 00:18:25.359 --> 00:18:28.599 have this advanced technology. But here it's a bunch of 153 00:18:28.640 --> 00:18:34.319 white bitches that got the control of it. Right now, 154 00:18:35.319 --> 00:18:39.559 if they have the ability to create worlds, why don't 155 00:18:39.559 --> 00:18:43.359 they just create a world where there's no lesbian witch queens. 156 00:18:44.160 --> 00:18:47.640 That's my first logic question for the logic of Red 157 00:18:47.720 --> 00:18:52.880 Sun Job, because we then see, in the midst of 158 00:18:52.920 --> 00:18:55.480 this ritual of the destruction of the Talisman of creation, 159 00:18:56.440 --> 00:19:03.000 the witch Queen, the lesbian witch queen, shows up and 160 00:19:03.160 --> 00:19:06.720 she's ready to steal the talisman for its power. But 161 00:19:06.839 --> 00:19:09.200 why didn't she just steal the talisman the day before 162 00:19:09.240 --> 00:19:12.160 the destruction ritual? I mean, if you knew that there 163 00:19:12.279 --> 00:19:15.799 was the talisman of power to create worlds, why wait 164 00:19:15.880 --> 00:19:17.640 until the day that it's going to be tossed into 165 00:19:17.720 --> 00:19:30.279 the abyss to hijacket. Anyway, So the eighties, by the way, 166 00:19:30.359 --> 00:19:34.200 they really enjoyed glowing green things and glowing blue things. 167 00:19:34.799 --> 00:19:39.319 Eighties blue lightning and glowing green orbs and talismans and goo. 168 00:19:40.400 --> 00:19:44.240 If you remember John Carpenter's Prince of Darkness, the substance 169 00:19:44.319 --> 00:19:47.920 of evil, the substance of evil itself is glowing green goo. 170 00:19:49.839 --> 00:19:57.599 Slimmer is glowing green goo. No one can touch it, 171 00:19:58.039 --> 00:20:03.960 touch it, touch it except the women and particularly the 172 00:20:04.039 --> 00:20:06.640 virgins and whatnot. Right, Well, I'm not sure what this 173 00:20:06.799 --> 00:20:09.799 means there's obviously a sexual undercurrent to all of the 174 00:20:09.880 --> 00:20:13.480 conin series. I don't know why. No one can touch it, 175 00:20:15.400 --> 00:20:18.680 but that's what the mythology of this world is. No 176 00:20:18.759 --> 00:20:24.559 one can touch it. Now again, I don't see why. 177 00:20:24.759 --> 00:20:26.720 If you can create worlds, you don't just create a 178 00:20:26.880 --> 00:20:30.480 new world without the lesbian witch queen. By the way, 179 00:20:30.640 --> 00:20:38.400 not PC. This is not PC. Evil lesbian witch queens 180 00:20:38.400 --> 00:20:41.960 should have every right to steal winch maidens if they 181 00:20:42.039 --> 00:20:46.759 so desire. So this is BC. That's not PC. However, 182 00:20:46.880 --> 00:20:51.480 as we'll see in a moment, Red Sanja will actually 183 00:20:51.599 --> 00:20:54.960 be quite PC, so there will actually be some BCPC 184 00:20:57.119 --> 00:21:00.680 and some BC opp in the midst of the BC 185 00:21:01.200 --> 00:21:05.480 n PC. Anyway, I don't know what it means. Somebody 186 00:21:05.599 --> 00:21:08.599 was asking me what is the symbolism in this film, 187 00:21:09.039 --> 00:21:17.759 and I said, I don't know. Hi, Borea, Uh, we 188 00:21:17.920 --> 00:21:19.680 learned what you see. Let me skip the Hyboria note. 189 00:21:19.720 --> 00:21:21.519 So we learned that she hates men, right, she's been 190 00:21:21.599 --> 00:21:27.599 raped and mistreated, maltreatment, and so she is a social 191 00:21:27.759 --> 00:21:31.200 justice warder. She's read Sonya Justice Warrior. She's a Sonya 192 00:21:31.359 --> 00:21:37.839 Justice Warrior. And even her pie May looking handler tells her. 193 00:21:38.079 --> 00:21:42.680 You can't hate all men, dude, Sonja, that's just not 194 00:21:43.839 --> 00:21:46.119 gonna make you happy. I'm gonna pull him up for 195 00:21:46.200 --> 00:21:51.160 you here. Uh is this guy an inspiration for pie May? 196 00:21:51.480 --> 00:21:58.279 He sure looks like it. Let's see. Oh man, I 197 00:21:58.319 --> 00:22:01.799 hate it when the JPEGs won't work in the damn 198 00:22:07.759 --> 00:22:11.240 Now I'm gonna do this blah blah blah blah, climb 199 00:22:12.440 --> 00:22:15.680 kill some time with a good I put my sword 200 00:22:15.720 --> 00:22:21.119 in my mouth, locker down, barbarian. I picked my teeth 201 00:22:21.160 --> 00:22:21.759 with a sword. 202 00:22:21.880 --> 00:22:22.039 Dog. 203 00:22:24.559 --> 00:22:32.640 So her handler, just like Arnold, has an Asian Eastern handler. Racious. 204 00:22:33.279 --> 00:22:37.400 That's racious, Okay? Is that time? It looks like. 205 00:22:43.119 --> 00:22:43.599 And then. 206 00:22:52.200 --> 00:23:05.319 Yeah, oh come on, this is so stupid. Where's our gap? 207 00:23:05.799 --> 00:23:06.759 Where are gap? 208 00:23:09.519 --> 00:23:09.839 All right? 209 00:23:09.960 --> 00:23:13.279 Yeah? I know here? We got pay may? Yeah she. 210 00:23:17.279 --> 00:23:19.000 If you're gonna learn the ways of the Far East, 211 00:23:19.240 --> 00:23:23.720 be sure it's under the tutelage of a guy that 212 00:23:23.799 --> 00:23:28.680 looks like that, because if you look like that, you 213 00:23:28.759 --> 00:23:33.920 know your ship. Dude. Don't you think I do? Now? 214 00:23:34.319 --> 00:23:40.319 So he counsels Sanjaw, not the hate man. And really 215 00:23:40.799 --> 00:23:42.960 she's just waiting to be conquered by a stronger man 216 00:23:44.559 --> 00:23:49.119 because when she meets Arnold after she finds her lovely 217 00:23:49.200 --> 00:23:53.319 Asian sidekick. Lovely Asian size sidekicks were very token in 218 00:23:53.400 --> 00:23:59.880 the eighties. Short round right goonies shot around John Right. 219 00:24:01.880 --> 00:24:05.359 There's a cute little Asian sidekick in this one, kicking butt. 220 00:24:08.839 --> 00:24:08.960 Uh. 221 00:24:09.119 --> 00:24:12.000 He's called Prince sounds like Prince Tart. I'm not sure 222 00:24:12.079 --> 00:24:14.039 what his name. Prince Tarn I think is the name, 223 00:24:14.079 --> 00:24:21.400 but it sounds like he says Prince Tart. Then concern 224 00:24:21.680 --> 00:24:25.680 h Conan. What's interesting is Conan's concerned with consent. That's 225 00:24:25.720 --> 00:24:28.759 what I found most fascinating about this is that Conan 226 00:24:28.839 --> 00:24:32.839 doesn't just have his ways with this winch Mage. He 227 00:24:32.960 --> 00:24:38.079 asked for consent, and that's respectable that Conan would have 228 00:24:39.920 --> 00:24:48.920 some bc PC and he respects Sonya Justice Warrior. And 229 00:24:48.960 --> 00:24:54.039 then I thought the movie is driven by the mcguffin, right, 230 00:24:54.279 --> 00:25:02.400 the talisman. And then I thought, if talisman's are mcguffins, 231 00:25:03.119 --> 00:25:06.960 does life have a mcguffin. That's something I want you 232 00:25:07.039 --> 00:25:15.039 to ponder. That's the only takeaway from red Sonjohn A 233 00:25:15.720 --> 00:25:19.240 stink bomb. That's it. That's all we have from red Sonja. 234 00:25:19.599 --> 00:25:24.039 It's only entertaining if you're in the mood for a 235 00:25:24.119 --> 00:25:32.559 bad movie. Next we move to Conan led Destroyer, Conan 236 00:25:32.799 --> 00:25:38.880 excuse me, yes, Conan of the Destroyed, another stink bomb. 237 00:25:40.839 --> 00:25:43.880 The only good film in these is Conan the Barbarian, 238 00:25:44.519 --> 00:25:46.400 which is pretty good for what it is, right, I 239 00:25:46.480 --> 00:25:48.839 mean's goofy, but it's good, and it has the most 240 00:25:51.000 --> 00:25:54.799 esoteric stuff, the most interesting stuff, and we can thank 241 00:25:55.440 --> 00:26:01.519 the great Oliver Stone for that. Although there's some interesting 242 00:26:01.599 --> 00:26:05.079 facts about Oliver Stone's Conan that I will relate to 243 00:26:05.119 --> 00:26:10.680 you in a moment that I didn't know. Fifteen things 244 00:26:10.720 --> 00:26:16.200 you probably didn't know about Conan the Destroyer. It's based 245 00:26:16.240 --> 00:26:19.559 on the nineteen fifty eight film of The Vikings, and 246 00:26:19.680 --> 00:26:24.880 so for this part too. In the Loose Trilogy, director 247 00:26:24.960 --> 00:26:29.799 John Millius went and hired Richard Fleischer, who directed The Vikings. 248 00:26:33.480 --> 00:26:37.839 The original script had numerous changes. It wasn't the movie 249 00:26:37.839 --> 00:26:39.799 that everybody thought it was going to be. It kept changing, 250 00:26:40.440 --> 00:26:44.240 and it was filmed in Mexico to cut down on costs. 251 00:26:45.920 --> 00:26:47.559 At the same time, out of the day lo Renis 252 00:26:47.599 --> 00:26:50.079 Production company as David Lynch's nineteen eighty four Dune. I 253 00:26:50.119 --> 00:26:53.480 thought that was really neat. There are some similar characters 254 00:26:53.519 --> 00:26:59.000 in different roles between this trilogy and Dune Allivia to Albo. 255 00:26:59.079 --> 00:27:03.039 The Princess was thirty team when the film began. Wilch 256 00:27:03.119 --> 00:27:05.559 Chamberlain is in this. If you don't recall Wilt Chamberlain, 257 00:27:06.599 --> 00:27:11.480 who of sleeping with twenty thousand women fame supposedly. No, 258 00:27:11.480 --> 00:27:14.759 that's sure. I believe that. But that's that's the That 259 00:27:14.759 --> 00:27:18.839 would be like three hose a day for twenty years. Yeah, 260 00:27:18.839 --> 00:27:25.079 I'm not sure I believe that anyway, if you want to. 261 00:27:25.279 --> 00:27:30.000 By the way, if you're enjoying this show, be sure 262 00:27:30.079 --> 00:27:34.480 and follow me. I need followers, right, be sure and 263 00:27:34.559 --> 00:27:38.839 follow me on my my Insta. There's my insta for 264 00:27:38.960 --> 00:27:41.440 you nerds out there. If you haven't followed my insta. 265 00:27:41.759 --> 00:27:42.160 Follow it. 266 00:27:43.200 --> 00:27:47.000 Yes, there's boiler room tonight. If you're not Wench Maidens, 267 00:27:47.880 --> 00:27:55.960 Wench Nerds, there will be a boiler room tonight. This 268 00:27:56.119 --> 00:27:58.000 also has Grace Jones, by the way, from View to 269 00:27:58.079 --> 00:28:02.039 a Kill Fame, as we discussed in View would Kill. 270 00:28:03.920 --> 00:28:12.759 So there's our lovely couple there. This was at the 271 00:28:12.799 --> 00:28:17.480 same time that Arnold got his dual Austrian US citizenship 272 00:28:18.240 --> 00:28:23.960 the day that filming began, and this actually during the filming, 273 00:28:24.000 --> 00:28:30.160 and this actually helped destroy there being any Conan three 274 00:28:31.480 --> 00:28:34.720 because Arnold was too busy moving into politics by the 275 00:28:34.799 --> 00:28:36.359 time there was going to be in the late nineties 276 00:28:36.359 --> 00:28:47.720 and early two thousands Conan three. And lastly, here the 277 00:28:48.440 --> 00:28:52.400 Raiders of the Lost Arc Nazi who gets knocked into 278 00:28:52.519 --> 00:28:59.839 the propeller if you remember that scene, is the same 279 00:29:00.079 --> 00:29:05.960 guy who plays I'm on Toss the Magician, who looks 280 00:29:06.039 --> 00:29:08.960 like Alan Moore by the way, a bald Alan Moore. 281 00:29:09.680 --> 00:29:14.119 He has the same little magician's clause that Alan Moore has. 282 00:29:15.519 --> 00:29:18.559 Let's see. So moving on here, Andre the Giant plays 283 00:29:18.680 --> 00:29:24.599 the Daygoth creature, which is interesting. I didn't know that 284 00:29:25.200 --> 00:29:33.440 little cameo by Andre the Giants. The monster was a 285 00:29:33.839 --> 00:29:37.680 creation of the people that made e t and there 286 00:29:37.759 --> 00:29:39.559 was going to be Oh yeah. Another reason there was 287 00:29:39.599 --> 00:29:46.559 going to be a sequel was Creditor foiled Conan three. Interesting. 288 00:29:46.799 --> 00:29:48.559 If you're a fan of eighties movies and B movies, 289 00:29:48.599 --> 00:29:51.200 you'll like this kind of stuff because there so the 290 00:29:51.400 --> 00:29:54.359 third Conyan this is crazy that was going to be 291 00:29:55.480 --> 00:30:00.400 made was turned into Cole the Cronker. If you've seen Cole, 292 00:30:01.079 --> 00:30:03.559 that awful B movie which I think Riff Tracks has done. 293 00:30:03.599 --> 00:30:06.279 Coal now or they were going to do Cole. That 294 00:30:06.400 --> 00:30:07.599 was the last live one I think they were going 295 00:30:07.640 --> 00:30:10.079 to do. I think they've done it Cole The Conqueror, 296 00:30:10.160 --> 00:30:15.440 which has a early Liam Neeson spot in that film. 297 00:30:15.480 --> 00:30:18.200 Liam Neeson is one of the one of his early roles. 298 00:30:18.799 --> 00:30:23.720 Call the Conqueror is the original screenplay for Conan three. 299 00:30:25.640 --> 00:30:28.480 The third Conan was going to be done again in 300 00:30:28.519 --> 00:30:30.559 two thousand and two. It would have been called King 301 00:30:30.680 --> 00:30:33.119 Conan Crown of Iron and it would have been the 302 00:30:33.279 --> 00:30:42.640 Wolkowski sisters to direct it. So no Conan's and we'll 303 00:30:42.720 --> 00:30:46.799 quickly move through this. And because this movie is for shipbirds, dude, 304 00:30:46.920 --> 00:30:51.160 it's a shipbird movie. It is terrible. It was also believable. No, 305 00:30:51.279 --> 00:30:54.079 I think it made money. I think you And that's 306 00:30:54.119 --> 00:30:56.440 what see Arnold could make movies make money. That was 307 00:30:56.480 --> 00:30:59.240 part of the reason why Arnold was. They knew he 308 00:30:59.279 --> 00:31:02.960 could carry the plot and not the plot excuse you 309 00:31:03.000 --> 00:31:05.920 definitely can't carry that. They knew he could carry the money. 310 00:31:06.920 --> 00:31:09.079 And so he actually wasn't a big part of Red Sonya, 311 00:31:09.200 --> 00:31:11.519 but they brought him in and shot scenes to put 312 00:31:11.599 --> 00:31:15.519 him in, to make him a character to help salvage 313 00:31:17.240 --> 00:31:19.559 what they thought would be a box office disaster, which 314 00:31:19.640 --> 00:31:23.279 it was interesting facts. I love all this stuff, very fascinating. 315 00:31:23.559 --> 00:31:26.279 And he's actually put into the poster when he has 316 00:31:26.359 --> 00:31:29.039 this very small role, but he's put into the poster 317 00:31:30.000 --> 00:31:33.799 to beef up the box office. This was still the 318 00:31:33.880 --> 00:31:36.880 age when a single person could carry at the box office. 319 00:31:36.920 --> 00:31:40.440 That's pretty crazy. There's a little bit of that left, 320 00:31:40.759 --> 00:31:42.720 but not like it was in the eighties. And if 321 00:31:42.759 --> 00:31:48.200 you watch, Arnold is a terrible actor, I mean hilariously bad. 322 00:31:48.319 --> 00:31:49.920 He gets a better a little bit. It'll give us 323 00:31:49.960 --> 00:31:51.319 some credit because he does get a little bit better, 324 00:31:51.400 --> 00:31:54.680 But I mean I would play the Stogies clip. If 325 00:31:54.680 --> 00:31:57.200 you haven't seen the Stogies clip, that's great. But I 326 00:31:57.279 --> 00:31:59.599 can't play the Stogies clip because that's when I made 327 00:31:59.640 --> 00:32:05.559 my joke video about bad videos. That one got flagged 328 00:32:05.759 --> 00:32:08.519 for copyright. So I can't play the Stogies clip. But 329 00:32:08.640 --> 00:32:10.640 you can go watch the Stogies clip on my Twitter 330 00:32:11.599 --> 00:32:13.279 it's still scroll down a little bit you'll see the 331 00:32:13.279 --> 00:32:20.480 Stogies clip. It's it's awesome. One of my favorite Arnold lines. Ever, 332 00:32:21.759 --> 00:32:25.799 if you've not followed Jays Analysis over on the tweet stream, 333 00:32:26.039 --> 00:32:28.759 be sure and follow on my Twitter there at Jay's 334 00:32:28.759 --> 00:32:34.160 analysis as well as the Instagram and scroll down a 335 00:32:34.240 --> 00:32:36.720 bit in the media section and you'll see the Stogies 336 00:32:36.759 --> 00:32:40.400 clip Arnold on Stogy's one of the funniest clips I've 337 00:32:40.400 --> 00:32:46.119 seen in a long time now. Arnold apparently thought that 338 00:32:46.359 --> 00:32:50.359 acting was grunting and yelling. I'm not joking either, like 339 00:32:50.440 --> 00:32:52.920 he really thought that. I think he thought that that's 340 00:32:53.000 --> 00:32:54.640 what you do when you act. You just kind of 341 00:32:55.200 --> 00:32:57.799 he thought that the word acting translated to acting out, 342 00:32:58.000 --> 00:33:01.400 like acting crazy and grunting and you and so everything 343 00:33:01.519 --> 00:33:03.000 is over the top, and that actually kind of makes 344 00:33:03.039 --> 00:33:06.680 it more entertaining. It's like the story that I've told 345 00:33:06.720 --> 00:33:10.359 many times about where when DVD commentaries were new and 346 00:33:10.440 --> 00:33:13.480 he was watching, they were interviewing him for the DVD 347 00:33:13.559 --> 00:33:16.640 commentary on something like Total Recall or something right not 348 00:33:16.839 --> 00:33:20.000 like late nineties, early two thousands DVDs, and Arnold didn't 349 00:33:20.000 --> 00:33:23.480 really get what DVD commentaries were going to be, and 350 00:33:23.680 --> 00:33:26.359 so somebody needs to dig it up. I've heard it. 351 00:33:26.440 --> 00:33:30.680 It's actually pretty funny. But he thought it was just 352 00:33:31.599 --> 00:33:35.200 laughing and talking about what's happening, and so the DVD 353 00:33:35.279 --> 00:33:37.039 commentaries aren't it's just him going. 354 00:33:36.960 --> 00:33:42.400 Ha look dah ha, what am I doing? This guy 355 00:33:43.160 --> 00:33:47.440 fucking crazy ha wow. And there's no DVD commentary. 356 00:33:47.480 --> 00:33:51.880 It's just him like laughing at the scenes, which is 357 00:33:51.960 --> 00:33:54.359 actually itself pretty damn funny. So I think it's on 358 00:33:54.480 --> 00:33:57.039 total recall. But if somebody can dig that up, please 359 00:33:57.079 --> 00:33:59.200 dig that up. That's really funny. I saw it ten 360 00:33:59.279 --> 00:34:01.079 years ago on YouTube. Who knows if it can be 361 00:34:01.720 --> 00:34:07.599 dug up. But so in this one, we're going in reverse, 362 00:34:07.680 --> 00:34:10.519 right in part two, we did Part three Red Sonja, 363 00:34:11.079 --> 00:34:14.039 and now we're doing Conan the Destroyer. Conan has butt 364 00:34:14.119 --> 00:34:18.599 hest hurt over the loss of San dald Bergemann, his babe. 365 00:34:19.320 --> 00:34:23.599 And of course in Hyperborea hy Boia, you can't go 366 00:34:23.679 --> 00:34:26.760 five miles without stumbling onto a lesbian witch queen or 367 00:34:26.880 --> 00:34:30.480 into the tomb from Atlantis. I mean you literally you 368 00:34:30.480 --> 00:34:33.960 can't go anywhere, like you're just stumbling over you know, 369 00:34:34.719 --> 00:34:38.880 magical devices and lesbian witch queens, they're just everywhere. And 370 00:34:39.039 --> 00:34:45.159 a lesbian witch queen wanders in and tells Arnold that 371 00:34:46.639 --> 00:34:49.239 he she can give him his desires, she can give 372 00:34:49.320 --> 00:35:00.199 him back sandel Bergmann, whom Darth Vader destroyed with a 373 00:35:00.239 --> 00:35:07.519 snake arrow and by the way. The tomb where Arnold 374 00:35:07.599 --> 00:35:10.639 got the sword. CROM's tomb is supposed to be an 375 00:35:10.639 --> 00:35:15.400 ancient Atlantean tomb. I didn't learn that until this recent viewing. 376 00:35:16.119 --> 00:35:17.800 If you read about the film, you'll find that that 377 00:35:17.880 --> 00:35:20.760 that was in the screenplay. So there is in this 378 00:35:20.880 --> 00:35:25.599 one a dreaming god, interesting dreaming god named Dagoth and 379 00:35:26.119 --> 00:35:30.719 dey Goth is this three horned god who's missing his horn, 380 00:35:31.480 --> 00:35:35.559 and the princess has been taken captive by a wizard. 381 00:35:36.239 --> 00:35:39.760 This wizard has the ability to keep people in their 382 00:35:41.239 --> 00:35:43.639 alpha wave state almost it's like they're in a sleep 383 00:35:43.719 --> 00:35:49.519 state my control, and he seems to have the key 384 00:35:50.079 --> 00:35:56.000 to the princess. The Virgin princesses subconscious and it takes 385 00:35:56.199 --> 00:36:01.039 Arnold to free her from the wizard. There's a very 386 00:36:01.239 --> 00:36:05.840 mind control esque scene where Arnold has to break the 387 00:36:05.920 --> 00:36:11.079 mini mirrors, the shatter the mirror prison world by which 388 00:36:11.280 --> 00:36:15.639 the wizard holds the princess captive. So there's a woke 389 00:36:15.719 --> 00:36:18.000 sleep motif throughout all. This is what I'm trying to say, 390 00:36:18.039 --> 00:36:24.840 a woke sleep motif which is very MK right. Only 391 00:36:25.000 --> 00:36:28.000 Jenha the Princess, the Virgin Princess can touch the key 392 00:36:28.119 --> 00:36:31.760 once again, only the princess can touch it. What is 393 00:36:31.840 --> 00:36:35.880 this about exactly? And there is once again a sex 394 00:36:35.960 --> 00:36:38.639 magic component to this, which we will find very clear 395 00:36:39.599 --> 00:36:46.559 in Conan the Barbarian. The key unlocks the treasure. The 396 00:36:46.679 --> 00:36:50.039 key is a jeweled horn. Hello, we know what that's 397 00:36:50.079 --> 00:36:56.960 talking about, and we have In other words, the power 398 00:36:56.960 --> 00:36:59.960 of magical virginity can be unlocked, and the princess is 399 00:37:00.079 --> 00:37:08.599 to be sacrificed. Of course, Conan deals with all this right, 400 00:37:09.320 --> 00:37:11.639 saves the princess. We all know what happens. Kind of 401 00:37:11.679 --> 00:37:14.480 a no brainer, very paper thin plot. But they did 402 00:37:14.559 --> 00:37:17.599 stick in a few of those esoteric elements right. By 403 00:37:17.599 --> 00:37:19.079 the way, if you want to support Jayson now, just 404 00:37:19.119 --> 00:37:21.519 feel free to with super chats, no super chest to night. 405 00:37:21.519 --> 00:37:24.400 I guess you guys don't like the movie shows like 406 00:37:24.519 --> 00:37:32.800 movies anymore? Oh my god, I have to quit. Is 407 00:37:32.840 --> 00:37:37.719 there a picture of the horn? The horn of day Goth? 408 00:37:37.760 --> 00:37:39.440 By the way, they just kind of mixed the different 409 00:37:39.519 --> 00:37:54.760 gods right, Daygone day Goth. So you get your rights 410 00:37:54.800 --> 00:37:56.880 and rituals. Make sure you get all your rights and 411 00:37:56.920 --> 00:38:04.800 rituals down, Michael, troll your winch major and use your 412 00:38:04.840 --> 00:38:10.039 fallic powers. Got a channel those fallic powers. What's up 413 00:38:10.039 --> 00:38:12.119 one hundred and fifty five yards. Yes, boiler room tonight 414 00:38:12.440 --> 00:38:15.960 nine o'clock we'll have boiler room Eastern. Be sure and 415 00:38:16.079 --> 00:38:20.679 join us for boiler room. I hope you're enjoying our 416 00:38:20.760 --> 00:38:22.599 breakdown of Conyan. I had a lot of people request 417 00:38:22.679 --> 00:38:25.960 Conan for a long time. They're like, do Conyan the Barbarian? 418 00:38:26.039 --> 00:38:29.400 Do Conan? And I do think that there is a 419 00:38:29.559 --> 00:38:33.199 sex magic component to this, and it's going to be 420 00:38:33.400 --> 00:38:37.480 most clear when we look at Conan the Destroyer the 421 00:38:37.599 --> 00:38:39.880 original and we went in reverse because I wanted to 422 00:38:40.239 --> 00:38:42.800 save the best for last, right. I want you guys 423 00:38:42.840 --> 00:38:47.880 here for the final scene. Oliver Stone writes this, and 424 00:38:48.199 --> 00:38:49.840 did you know that this was really supposed to be 425 00:38:49.920 --> 00:38:55.119 a post apocalyptic way into the future thing. Yeah, that's 426 00:38:55.199 --> 00:39:00.280 kind of weird, right, And then they decided we're not 427 00:39:00.360 --> 00:39:02.480 doing that because it's gonna cost seventy million dollars and 428 00:39:02.559 --> 00:39:05.280 we can shoot sword and sandal epics for way cheaper, 429 00:39:05.320 --> 00:39:12.639 bro And they did some of the interesting facts about 430 00:39:12.679 --> 00:39:19.559 Conan the Barbarian. Arnold was too buff and couldn't wield 431 00:39:19.599 --> 00:39:22.679 his sword properly, so he had to slow down on 432 00:39:22.960 --> 00:39:27.840 the royds and get less swolled dog, get a little 433 00:39:27.880 --> 00:39:34.639 less swole like me, Get a little less swoll and 434 00:39:34.719 --> 00:39:35.800 then you can wield your sword. 435 00:39:35.840 --> 00:39:35.920 Bro. 436 00:39:38.239 --> 00:39:40.679 They did give Arnold a lot of weapons training, a 437 00:39:40.719 --> 00:39:43.159 lot of martial arts training, and horse riding lessons. So 438 00:39:43.239 --> 00:39:46.400 he had to train with an eleven pround broad sword 439 00:39:46.480 --> 00:39:48.320 for two hours a day for three months. And the 440 00:39:48.400 --> 00:39:52.480 broad swords cost ten thousand dollars. I don't know why 441 00:39:52.519 --> 00:39:53.199 they would cost. 442 00:39:53.079 --> 00:39:53.800 Ten thousand dollars. 443 00:39:53.880 --> 00:39:57.920 But who knows that these movie sites movie fact sites 444 00:39:57.920 --> 00:39:59.920 are true. I don't know, but they make for great story. 445 00:40:00.000 --> 00:40:05.920 It's right the Runes. By the way, Arnold did his 446 00:40:06.000 --> 00:40:09.519 own stunts, which is commendable. That's pretty crazy because there's 447 00:40:09.519 --> 00:40:15.960 actually some pretty interesting stunts in Conan the Barbarian, one 448 00:40:16.000 --> 00:40:19.400 of which was very fascinating that we'll hear in a minute. 449 00:40:20.320 --> 00:40:23.559 So the Runes on Conan's father's sword actually did translate. 450 00:40:24.119 --> 00:40:28.639 The ruins translate to SOATHO no guilt? Ye who wields 451 00:40:28.679 --> 00:40:34.239 this in the name of crime. Conan's response to the 452 00:40:34.360 --> 00:40:36.719 Mongol General is one of the best lines. Of course, 453 00:40:36.719 --> 00:40:40.159 it's Arnold's first line. The Mongold General says, what is 454 00:40:40.239 --> 00:40:45.840 the media of life, and Arnold says, famously, cross. 455 00:40:45.559 --> 00:40:48.719 Your enemies, see them driven before you. Here the lamentations, 456 00:40:48.719 --> 00:40:57.039 all the emen. That's a great line, all right. 457 00:40:58.880 --> 00:41:01.440 Oliver Stone set thet in the future in the Downfall 458 00:41:01.519 --> 00:41:03.920 Civilization post apocalyptic nightmare, and it was going to be 459 00:41:04.079 --> 00:41:07.880 a four hour saga with a bunch of creatures. It 460 00:41:07.880 --> 00:41:10.480 would have cost the studio seventy million dollars and they 461 00:41:10.559 --> 00:41:13.239 decided heck no. So John Millius came on board to 462 00:41:13.320 --> 00:41:16.800 direct and rewrote much of oliver Stone's script. The future 463 00:41:16.840 --> 00:41:19.760 setting was thankfully abandoned and the original timeline was restored 464 00:41:19.800 --> 00:41:23.880 to save money. Arnold suffered a this is the crazy part, 465 00:41:25.119 --> 00:41:28.679 a crippling back injury because he fell on a rock 466 00:41:29.559 --> 00:41:31.800 in that dog scene, remember the dogs that are chasing 467 00:41:31.880 --> 00:41:37.840 him before he falls into CROM's Atlantean tune. Arnold was 468 00:41:38.079 --> 00:41:42.199 freaked out. That was real and Arnold thought those dogs 469 00:41:42.239 --> 00:41:43.679 were going to bite him. Looks like they were going 470 00:41:43.760 --> 00:41:46.800 to and so he actually fell off of the rocks 471 00:41:46.880 --> 00:41:57.599 in his back. They actually created a few scenes in 472 00:41:57.719 --> 00:42:02.280 the film to specifically mimic the artwork of Frank Frazetta. 473 00:42:02.280 --> 00:42:05.400 Everybody knows who Frank Frazetta is, of course, uh, the 474 00:42:05.559 --> 00:42:08.760 orgy chamber, the fulso doomed snake, and the fight scenes 475 00:42:10.920 --> 00:42:13.599 when Conan gets his sword, it's supposed to be the 476 00:42:13.719 --> 00:42:17.639 tomb of Chrome from Atlantis. And that's an interesting connection 477 00:42:17.719 --> 00:42:21.239 because if you don't remember, at the very beginning, Conan's 478 00:42:21.280 --> 00:42:24.360 dad tells him that, right, he tells him that, uh, yeah, 479 00:42:24.400 --> 00:42:27.039 there's all these gods or whatever, and and don't worry 480 00:42:27.079 --> 00:42:33.519 about all that trust and steel. So Arnold trusts and steel. Now, 481 00:42:33.599 --> 00:42:37.679 the most fascinating fact of the whole movie is this, 482 00:42:38.440 --> 00:42:42.639 which was that during the crucifixion scene, when Arnold is 483 00:42:42.639 --> 00:42:44.920 hanging on the tree. I don't know if this is true, 484 00:42:44.920 --> 00:42:47.239 but it makes for a great story, they used a 485 00:42:47.320 --> 00:42:54.119 live vulture to peck at Arnold's boobies. Now, when Arnold 486 00:42:54.159 --> 00:42:57.719 bites the neck, he pulls an assie. It was a 487 00:42:57.760 --> 00:43:02.719 bloods he might it was a blood because he bites 488 00:43:02.840 --> 00:43:08.840 an actual vulture and he spits the blood out and 489 00:43:08.920 --> 00:43:12.000 the feathers out, and it says that they immediately had 490 00:43:12.039 --> 00:43:15.639 to rinse Arnold's mouth to avoid disease. So Arnold literally 491 00:43:15.719 --> 00:43:19.639 pulls an Aussie. That was a crazy movie fact. Now, 492 00:43:19.960 --> 00:43:21.519 thank you for those superchants. We'll get to those in 493 00:43:21.519 --> 00:43:24.079 a minute. Be sure, of course you can now, of 494 00:43:24.159 --> 00:43:27.480 course also, of course, of course horses. Of course, of course, 495 00:43:29.320 --> 00:43:32.920 subscribe to Jay's analysis through the join button there. If 496 00:43:32.960 --> 00:43:35.440 you're on your phone, you won't see the join button. 497 00:43:35.480 --> 00:43:36.960 But next time you get to PC you can join 498 00:43:37.000 --> 00:43:38.840 and subscribe to Jay's analysis and get access to the 499 00:43:38.880 --> 00:43:45.280 members content through the join button there and support my 500 00:43:45.360 --> 00:43:47.400 work there, or you can subscribe it Jason Elysis too. 501 00:43:47.519 --> 00:43:49.679 You can also buy my book Esotery Callywood one and 502 00:43:49.719 --> 00:43:53.000 two hundreds of five star reviews. Hundreds and hundreds of 503 00:43:53.039 --> 00:43:55.760 five star reviews. So if you like this kind of wacky, 504 00:43:55.840 --> 00:43:58.880 wild movie analysis, you will definitely like my two books. 505 00:43:59.440 --> 00:44:02.199 The basis of a TV show called Hollywood to Code. 506 00:44:02.239 --> 00:44:05.599 You can also watch that a Guy TV. Now, when 507 00:44:05.599 --> 00:44:12.079 we cut to the meat, the meat the goblet, I mean, 508 00:44:12.119 --> 00:44:18.920 I'm talking about meat off of a sword. Meat, we 509 00:44:19.079 --> 00:44:21.079 get to Conan the Destroyer. This is where it gets 510 00:44:21.159 --> 00:44:25.760 really cool. Now it begins with a quote from Nietzsche, 511 00:44:26.119 --> 00:44:28.440 right Wild to power. Nietzsche. If you don't know about him, 512 00:44:28.800 --> 00:44:33.000 Fred nietzschee that which has not hurt me only makes 513 00:44:33.039 --> 00:44:36.599 me stronger, which is a Kelly Clarkson song. So thank 514 00:44:36.639 --> 00:44:47.159 you too, Kelly Cromson, Kelly Crime for popularizing the Nietzsche phrase, 515 00:44:47.639 --> 00:44:54.880 the famous Niche quote Nietsche Clarkson, Nietzsche, Crompson, Kelly Cromson. 516 00:44:57.280 --> 00:45:01.320 We have another China man's sidekick. Of course in the eighties, 517 00:45:01.440 --> 00:45:05.719 gotta have a China and sidekick. Chrom is a personal 518 00:45:05.800 --> 00:45:08.159 god and he's related to the time of the Giants. 519 00:45:09.480 --> 00:45:11.440 There was a time of chaos, out of which order 520 00:45:11.480 --> 00:45:14.719 sprang Chrome goes back to Atlantis. As I said, this 521 00:45:14.880 --> 00:45:17.119 is at the beginning sequence when his father's telling him 522 00:45:17.119 --> 00:45:20.760 about the importance of the sword. The gods left this 523 00:45:20.880 --> 00:45:24.840 secret of iron to men. Men are derived their power 524 00:45:24.880 --> 00:45:28.079 from knowing the secrets of iron. Genesis six kind of stuff, 525 00:45:28.320 --> 00:45:38.360 you know, Book of Enich type stuff. Right, The klan 526 00:45:38.719 --> 00:45:44.840 who has raped and pillaged Arne's village raped in pillage 527 00:45:44.880 --> 00:45:48.559 Arne's village is the double headed snake Klan. So here 528 00:45:48.639 --> 00:45:52.559 we have the serpentine David Ike worldview, the cheetah Uri, 529 00:45:57.960 --> 00:45:59.920 and we have the death of the mother. Right are loose. 530 00:46:00.000 --> 00:46:04.400 There's another traumatic scenery, traumatonization and actually trauma again. This 531 00:46:04.559 --> 00:46:07.519 plays into both this one and the next one, right, 532 00:46:07.559 --> 00:46:10.239 because well, all three of the characters are traumatized, and 533 00:46:10.320 --> 00:46:11.800 I think that makes a little more sense when we 534 00:46:11.880 --> 00:46:14.199 get to the trauma based mind control of the princess 535 00:46:15.280 --> 00:46:21.840 in Conan two that we just covered, right, But Arnold 536 00:46:21.880 --> 00:46:23.639 is traumatized, and that's going to play into it later 537 00:46:23.719 --> 00:46:28.079 because False Doom is going to try to use that 538 00:46:28.760 --> 00:46:31.599 as his trigger, right, He's going to try to trigger 539 00:46:32.840 --> 00:46:41.400 Conan when they confront one another. Now, if you didn't know, 540 00:46:43.400 --> 00:46:46.880 False Doom has art hole bangs, and this is what 541 00:46:47.079 --> 00:46:52.119 makes him exceptionally evil. If you don't know what an 542 00:46:52.159 --> 00:46:54.079 art ho is, go look up the art hole meme 543 00:46:55.239 --> 00:46:57.800 and my recent videos where I make front of artims. 544 00:46:59.760 --> 00:47:04.679 But he definitely has art ho banks and he does 545 00:47:04.760 --> 00:47:08.679 fancy himself kind of a deep arto of sorts, does 546 00:47:08.760 --> 00:47:12.000 he not? Yes, he does, because there is an aesthetic 547 00:47:12.159 --> 00:47:15.920 to the snake cult. And he's actually spoken of as 548 00:47:15.960 --> 00:47:18.480 a demigod. Did you notice that that Tulsa Doom is 549 00:47:18.559 --> 00:47:22.199 a called a demigod? Right because maxivon sideal, who's the 550 00:47:22.360 --> 00:47:28.679 king whose daughter has been kidnapped by Thulse Doom says, 551 00:47:28.920 --> 00:47:31.039 I'm sick of this Demi God. Can you go take 552 00:47:31.119 --> 00:47:39.280 care of Tulsa Doom. Now, guess what this cult does. 553 00:47:39.679 --> 00:47:42.639 They traffic in kids. They still kids, don't they. Well, 554 00:47:42.679 --> 00:47:44.920 this is starting to sound real. So they still kids. 555 00:47:45.480 --> 00:47:49.039 They traumatize them, and they turn them into hippies. Did 556 00:47:49.119 --> 00:47:52.239 you notice it's a hippie cult. So you have like 557 00:47:52.280 --> 00:47:59.079 a hippie exterior of flower power tards that are run 558 00:47:59.239 --> 00:48:05.119 in secret. Buy a bunch of luciferian serpentine cannibalistic snake worshippers. 559 00:48:07.000 --> 00:48:11.440 Is Oliver Stone telling us about Hollywood? Perhaps sounds like it. 560 00:48:14.639 --> 00:48:18.559 So they still kids. They put Arnold to work, like Samson, 561 00:48:19.800 --> 00:48:22.119 get your ass to the mill, grind on that thing, 562 00:48:22.239 --> 00:48:26.480 grind that mill for the next twenty years. Arnold the 563 00:48:26.599 --> 00:48:32.400 wheel of time, the wheel of struggle, the wheel of history. Right, 564 00:48:33.199 --> 00:48:36.320 it's a very Nietzschean kind of concept. Right, So Arnold 565 00:48:36.400 --> 00:48:38.320 grinds away at the wheel of time. And it's almost 566 00:48:38.360 --> 00:48:46.960 like a clock you see, which is interesting scenery. It's 567 00:48:46.960 --> 00:48:50.159 almost like a nineties exercise equipment type of thing, body 568 00:48:50.199 --> 00:48:53.280 by wheel or something. And it's very very similar if 569 00:48:53.320 --> 00:48:56.400 you've seen the Hollywood Sampson movie from you know, the 570 00:48:56.440 --> 00:48:59.599 fifties or whatever. It's very reminiscent of the scene where 571 00:48:59.599 --> 00:49:03.159 Samson grinding the wheel. There are quite a few Biblical 572 00:49:04.119 --> 00:49:06.920 references sprinkled throughout this, by the way, obviously the crucifixion scene, 573 00:49:07.000 --> 00:49:10.400 but there's also a Deaf Baryl resurrection motif when it 574 00:49:10.480 --> 00:49:18.440 comes to Arnold two. Now, Arnold then is recruited into 575 00:49:18.480 --> 00:49:21.920 becoming a gladiator. He learns the ways of pagan atheism. 576 00:49:22.039 --> 00:49:25.880 Might is right, right, We see this sort of dialecticism 577 00:49:26.119 --> 00:49:28.320 in paganism, which is ultimately kind of dialect I mean 578 00:49:28.559 --> 00:49:32.800 not just it's it's atheistic. Paganism is ultimately subjectivist, relativists 579 00:49:32.840 --> 00:49:35.800 and atheistic because the gods aren't really real and they 580 00:49:35.920 --> 00:49:40.320 just kind of stand for virtues or valor or whatever, right, 581 00:49:40.400 --> 00:49:41.880 and so you just kind of make it up as 582 00:49:41.960 --> 00:49:46.360 you go and you follow your different online pagan figures. 583 00:49:47.719 --> 00:49:51.199 So paganism is a form of relativism, and that actually 584 00:49:51.239 --> 00:49:53.679 comes up. And the best part when we what are 585 00:49:53.760 --> 00:50:02.800 Arnold's first lines? Literally for the whole three five minutes, 586 00:50:05.440 --> 00:50:08.960 Arnold's first lines are grunts. For minutes on end. He 587 00:50:09.039 --> 00:50:11.599 grunts and grunts and grunts and grunts and grunts. And 588 00:50:11.679 --> 00:50:15.199 I think they told him that Arnold, if you can't 589 00:50:15.320 --> 00:50:19.280 read your lines, grunt your lines, and he was actually 590 00:50:19.360 --> 00:50:21.400 going to be the narrator. Did you know that they 591 00:50:21.480 --> 00:50:27.039 ended up having to use Maco, the Asian guy, because 592 00:50:27.119 --> 00:50:33.400 Arnold couldn't read the lines. I'm not joking. So he 593 00:50:33.480 --> 00:50:37.800 becomes a gladiator, and eventually this hardens Arnold into conan, 594 00:50:37.880 --> 00:50:40.639 into believing that life is death and death is life. 595 00:50:41.440 --> 00:50:44.159 You know the same, right, He says something to this effect. 596 00:50:45.760 --> 00:50:47.480 So then he's taken to the East. And this is 597 00:50:47.559 --> 00:50:49.639 fascinating because he goes all the way to the east 598 00:50:49.880 --> 00:50:52.920 to learn the Eastern mysteries. And he's initiated into the 599 00:50:53.079 --> 00:50:58.639 Eastern mysteries. So he learns philosophy, which is interesting. Arnold 600 00:50:58.679 --> 00:51:01.360 is a philosopher. He learns let and he learns the 601 00:51:01.480 --> 00:51:06.440 ways of women. He learns the ways of women, and 602 00:51:06.760 --> 00:51:10.760 all the Eastern men like to watch as Arnold learns 603 00:51:10.800 --> 00:51:14.280 the ways of women. It's a funny scene. And he's 604 00:51:14.360 --> 00:51:16.519 bred to the finest stock, right, So we have this 605 00:51:16.559 --> 00:51:21.880 sort of eugenesis motif here, and then we have the 606 00:51:22.000 --> 00:51:25.000 Mongol question what is the meaning of life? And again 607 00:51:25.800 --> 00:51:30.480 I read it earlier, I won't repeat it. The great line. Now, 608 00:51:30.559 --> 00:51:33.000 remember Chrome is an ancient king and he is a 609 00:51:33.039 --> 00:51:37.719 successor from Atlantis, and he kind of chooses mystically speaking, 610 00:51:37.920 --> 00:51:42.599 Arnold to be his successor as the new king, sort 611 00:51:42.639 --> 00:51:47.000 of directly anointed. And Kanan is the king of thieves, 612 00:51:47.360 --> 00:51:49.800 which is interesting. He's actually kind of a low class 613 00:51:49.960 --> 00:51:54.360 sort of dude who feveries his way into the upper class, 614 00:51:55.079 --> 00:52:00.480 as we'll see, and he becomes very wealthy doing this. Now, 615 00:52:00.559 --> 00:52:04.480 the symbol is interesting because the symbol that Arnold is 616 00:52:04.480 --> 00:52:08.239 seeking this whole time is the double headed snake symbol, 617 00:52:08.719 --> 00:52:11.880 the sun, the moon, the black sun, the black moon, 618 00:52:14.719 --> 00:52:17.960 which is fascinating because it's very similar to the crusier 619 00:52:18.800 --> 00:52:22.719 of the Orthodox bishop synt That fascinating. Did you know that? 620 00:52:24.039 --> 00:52:29.719 Now people will say the low iq nor Megellical's evangelicfish 621 00:52:29.760 --> 00:52:32.079 will say that is a Satanic stamba because you got 622 00:52:32.199 --> 00:52:37.559 two different snakes on a bishop's paul. That's Satanism. Uh, 623 00:52:38.480 --> 00:52:45.159 that is not what that symbol means. Goofball, that is 624 00:52:45.480 --> 00:52:53.519 Moses' stuph That's what that means. But everything to do 625 00:52:53.599 --> 00:53:06.960 with snake gods. The cross is the bronze hole that 626 00:53:07.119 --> 00:53:10.039 Moses put the serpents on. If you read John three, 627 00:53:10.199 --> 00:53:14.199 Jesus explains to Nicodemus the meaning of this symbol and goufas. 628 00:53:14.239 --> 00:53:17.480 Evangelicals just don't know what symbols mean. They think that 629 00:53:17.840 --> 00:53:19.960 symbols always mean the same thing in the exact same 630 00:53:20.039 --> 00:53:23.000 context at all times. And that's not true. Symbols are polyvalent. 631 00:53:23.119 --> 00:53:25.599 That means they have different levels of meaning. So here 632 00:53:25.760 --> 00:53:28.639 in this context, if you read numbers, you'll know that 633 00:53:29.000 --> 00:53:32.400 Believi's number is fifteen sixteen, where the bronze serpent incident 634 00:53:32.760 --> 00:53:36.760 drives the snakes away. And in the Orthodox bishop's crozier 635 00:53:37.840 --> 00:53:44.639 you see the cross is identified with the bronze serpent 636 00:53:44.719 --> 00:53:48.960 pole of Moses. Now, in the context of Darth Vader 637 00:53:49.039 --> 00:53:54.480 snake cult, it's very different. Let's see, let's get an 638 00:53:54.519 --> 00:54:02.320 image of falsea doom symbol. Here we go. You'll see 639 00:54:02.599 --> 00:54:10.679 that it's and by the way, it is explicitly satanic. 640 00:54:11.599 --> 00:54:15.159 Now I don't say that because I'm importing my evangelical 641 00:54:15.639 --> 00:54:19.079 doctrine of what shading is. To the no. No, it's 642 00:54:19.360 --> 00:54:22.679 he's identified as Set. If you pay attention to the movie, 643 00:54:22.760 --> 00:54:27.400 to the screenplay, false doomas is identified with Set. His 644 00:54:27.599 --> 00:54:32.840 cult is the Set cult, which is fascinating. And you 645 00:54:32.920 --> 00:54:36.400 see there that the black sun is also a moon, 646 00:54:36.480 --> 00:54:38.840 which is fascinating, right, and then you have the double 647 00:54:38.880 --> 00:54:44.920 headed snake. Now again, the cult is a hippie cult, right. 648 00:54:44.960 --> 00:54:49.159 They have a loving, peaceful exterior with a bunch of 649 00:54:49.719 --> 00:54:53.559 kind of hardy Krishna looking Goophis's walking around throwing flowers everywhere. 650 00:54:53.960 --> 00:54:58.679 And there's a really hilarious not PC scene where Arnold 651 00:54:58.800 --> 00:55:03.280 is trying to infiltrate the cult to get up to 652 00:55:03.840 --> 00:55:10.840 fulse doom and one of the less than straight priests 653 00:55:10.920 --> 00:55:14.480 of the cult makes a move on Arnold, and Arnold 654 00:55:14.719 --> 00:55:18.159 plays along for a minute. Instance, Ah, I'm very shy. 655 00:55:18.760 --> 00:55:21.320 Could we go in private? Right? And they walk in 656 00:55:21.400 --> 00:55:25.519 private and Arnold conks him and takes the priestly garbs. 657 00:55:26.159 --> 00:55:33.000 Not PC, it's not PC, but it's just fascinating that 658 00:55:33.079 --> 00:55:35.559 once again, I really want to stress that the cult 659 00:55:35.719 --> 00:55:40.119 in the movie has the hippie exterior with the interior 660 00:55:40.400 --> 00:55:43.639 of the total mind control stuff, which is literally how 661 00:55:43.840 --> 00:55:48.360 the hippie stuff is, right, the real inner structure of 662 00:55:48.400 --> 00:55:52.679 the hippies, right, and the CIA mind control from Tim 663 00:55:52.760 --> 00:55:59.119 Leary who was tim Leary's number one guy Crowley, right, 664 00:55:59.480 --> 00:56:01.719 Larry said you can thank the CIA for the whole 665 00:56:01.840 --> 00:56:04.199 counterculture of the sixties. And by the way, I am 666 00:56:04.280 --> 00:56:09.079 the new incarnation and annoints the successor of Crole. He 667 00:56:09.159 --> 00:56:15.239 says that in the interviews, now back to my notes here. 668 00:56:15.400 --> 00:56:21.320 So Arnold, as I said, you just stumble around in 669 00:56:21.400 --> 00:56:24.079 Hyborea for a little while, you'll eventually fall into a 670 00:56:24.159 --> 00:56:29.360 tomb or upon a bunch of orgies or lesbian witches. 671 00:56:29.679 --> 00:56:34.199 And he finds the sword that he needs, and then 672 00:56:34.239 --> 00:56:40.159 he happens upon a banshee. They have sex magic, and 673 00:56:40.320 --> 00:56:42.440 yes it's sex magic because at the point of the 674 00:56:42.599 --> 00:56:47.639 Kulitis the banshee gets possessed once again, we're back at 675 00:56:47.719 --> 00:56:54.840 the Krohleian level stuff. And she prophesies that what Arnold 676 00:56:54.960 --> 00:56:59.559 is going to do right Zamora is her name, the witch, 677 00:57:02.119 --> 00:57:05.679 and she prophesies that one will come from the north, 678 00:57:06.679 --> 00:57:11.840 the servant of Crome from Valhalla, to destroy the snake cult. 679 00:57:17.280 --> 00:57:19.559 There's also an a Nietzschean element to the film too, 680 00:57:19.719 --> 00:57:27.079 with the fact that Falsa Doom's cult is it's a 681 00:57:27.119 --> 00:57:30.840 bunch of priests, and this plays into Nietzsche's idea of 682 00:57:30.960 --> 00:57:35.239 like genealogy of morals and where morals quote unquote come 683 00:57:35.280 --> 00:57:38.519 from and Nietzsche thinks that in the ancient world, the 684 00:57:38.639 --> 00:57:41.480 priest class is really who had the power, and that 685 00:57:41.559 --> 00:57:43.239 they were the power behind the throne, and they could 686 00:57:43.280 --> 00:57:47.760 kind of hold everybody captive to the priestly ruse and 687 00:57:47.880 --> 00:57:52.960 deception that they foisted. And so Nietzsche is a great 688 00:57:53.039 --> 00:57:56.400 quote at the beginning because it kind of gives credence 689 00:57:56.400 --> 00:58:00.840 to the idea that the warrior class right is set 690 00:58:00.920 --> 00:58:03.280 over against the priest class because the priest class is 691 00:58:03.360 --> 00:58:05.519 very corrupt, which is true. I mean, we can give 692 00:58:05.599 --> 00:58:08.239 Nietzsche some credit there because many cases and many times 693 00:58:08.239 --> 00:58:12.599 in history that's obviously true. The priest classes totally corrupt 694 00:58:12.639 --> 00:58:18.239 and degenerate like our day. Hello, but when they now, 695 00:58:18.559 --> 00:58:20.119 by the way, you can just also just sort of 696 00:58:20.159 --> 00:58:28.719 stumble upon all of your your fellow quest comrades. You 697 00:58:28.840 --> 00:58:30.840 just stumble upon, like you just walk around and you 698 00:58:30.960 --> 00:58:34.719 meet your Asian sidekick. You just stumble around and you 699 00:58:34.840 --> 00:58:37.039 meet you find your magic sword. You stumble around and 700 00:58:37.079 --> 00:58:44.519 you find your blonde lover. I don't know what she is, 701 00:58:44.880 --> 00:58:46.519 we don't know where she's She just kind of stumbles 702 00:58:46.519 --> 00:58:48.000 into the scene. Oh, by the way, hey, what's up 703 00:58:48.559 --> 00:58:50.960 doing to go in there? And steal some shit. That's 704 00:58:51.039 --> 00:58:54.639 literally how he meets her, and so they infiltrate the 705 00:58:54.679 --> 00:58:56.840 Temple of Set. It's called the Temple of Set, and 706 00:58:57.000 --> 00:59:00.920 there are the snaked deceivers as they're called. By the way, 707 00:59:01.159 --> 00:59:07.159 crom Crui, upon which most people think Chrome Conan's god 708 00:59:07.280 --> 00:59:10.920 is based, crom Krua actually did require human sacrifice, which 709 00:59:10.920 --> 00:59:14.119 I've always thought was amusing because you watch the movie 710 00:59:14.159 --> 00:59:16.039 and you think, oh, Arnold is there to put an 711 00:59:16.159 --> 00:59:18.159 end to the cannibalism and the human sacrifice of the 712 00:59:18.199 --> 00:59:23.159 snake cult. But it turns out that in Irish Gaelic history, 713 00:59:23.480 --> 00:59:29.559 Crome Cruis was a human sacrifice god that Saint Patrick 714 00:59:30.119 --> 00:59:33.519 booted right when Saint Patrick christianized Ireland get rid of 715 00:59:33.559 --> 00:59:38.480 the human sacrifice crom krue cult. By the way, that 716 00:59:38.519 --> 00:59:40.840 there's a great scene where Arnold gets drunk and where 717 00:59:40.880 --> 00:59:44.760 he begins to get wealthy and lazy, and he's offered 718 00:59:44.760 --> 00:59:48.679 a bevy of women. And by the way, in the 719 00:59:48.760 --> 00:59:52.760 ancient Hyborian world they did know the term sluts, right, 720 00:59:53.039 --> 00:59:55.199 And so he's offered a bevy of women and he 721 00:59:55.199 --> 00:59:59.519 says dal sluts and then he bunk knocks a camel 722 00:59:59.559 --> 01:00:02.760 out literally knocks the camel out after saying, all the 723 01:00:02.760 --> 01:00:10.119 women are sluts. Pretty based. Actually, I'd like to punch 724 01:00:10.159 --> 01:00:12.000 a camel and call a bunch of women's sluts. That 725 01:00:12.039 --> 01:00:16.039 sounds pretty based. They enter the Tower of the Serpent 726 01:00:16.400 --> 01:00:18.840 to look for the eye of the Serpent. This is 727 01:00:18.920 --> 01:00:22.360 interesting because watch my Mandy review, because in my analysis 728 01:00:22.400 --> 01:00:27.440 of Mandy, I go into the idea of the symbolic 729 01:00:27.559 --> 01:00:30.119 meaning of the eye of the serpent. So you have 730 01:00:30.239 --> 01:00:33.159 to go over and find my Mandy in a cage 731 01:00:33.280 --> 01:00:37.079 Mandy analysis to see what I think the eye of 732 01:00:37.079 --> 01:00:42.039 the Serpent refers to. Now they wreak some havoc up 733 01:00:42.079 --> 01:00:45.400 in here. They get rid of the cheeseball. Actually the 734 01:00:45.440 --> 01:00:48.440 snake is not too bad, right, because it's I mean, 735 01:00:48.480 --> 01:00:51.360 it's an animatronic puppet snake, But it's not that bad. 736 01:00:51.480 --> 01:00:54.199 It's actually it looks pretty good. They get rid of 737 01:00:54.239 --> 01:00:55.920 all that cleaning, all that up, and we see for 738 01:00:55.960 --> 01:00:59.280 the first time the all seeing eye, the Ulsa Doom's 739 01:00:59.360 --> 01:01:01.039 symbol is all so in all saying, ay, it's not 740 01:01:01.320 --> 01:01:05.119 just the double headed snake with the black son. Think 741 01:01:05.199 --> 01:01:13.760 of the ancient black son idea which came up in 742 01:01:13.960 --> 01:01:16.960 the Midsummer analysis. Go watch My Midsummer Analysis by the way, 743 01:01:17.000 --> 01:01:21.119 for there, because there was a scant subtle reference to 744 01:01:21.159 --> 01:01:26.800 the Black Sun. Now. Falsodam of course runs a sex 745 01:01:26.880 --> 01:01:30.159 cult and he wants vestal virgins. We also see the 746 01:01:30.519 --> 01:01:33.920 or Borros president here. All seeing I in the background, 747 01:01:34.000 --> 01:01:36.320 I think Stone is all think Oliver Stone is telling 748 01:01:36.400 --> 01:01:39.039 us something a long time ago, right. He was probably 749 01:01:39.159 --> 01:01:41.119 like bruh, I told you all what was going on 750 01:01:41.280 --> 01:01:42.960 long time ago. None of y'all caught it, noney all 751 01:01:43.000 --> 01:01:54.280 understood what was going on. Stogy's if you've watched my 752 01:01:54.440 --> 01:01:58.679 Stogies clip, not mine everything is terrible Stogy clip, but 753 01:01:59.119 --> 01:02:02.559 go watch the Stoge clip and that's exactly that's exactly 754 01:02:02.639 --> 01:02:08.239 how he sounds. It's also a mind control cult enter 755 01:02:08.320 --> 01:02:10.440 in the mind control So Thalsea Doom knows not just 756 01:02:10.559 --> 01:02:14.239 how to run shit, right, but he also knows how 757 01:02:14.440 --> 01:02:17.400 to mind control. He has mind controlled the daughter of 758 01:02:17.599 --> 01:02:21.440 the king. Maxwell saidaw and brought her into his hippie 759 01:02:21.480 --> 01:02:26.719 cult and he's got her under his spell. So there's 760 01:02:26.719 --> 01:02:31.880 a cult that runs stuff. They do human sacrifice, traffic people, kids, 761 01:02:34.039 --> 01:02:39.639 They worship snake gods, They mind control. They have an 762 01:02:39.719 --> 01:02:43.519 underground base and a mountain of power. It's almost like, 763 01:02:45.719 --> 01:02:49.199 do we actually live in that world of Hyborea? And 764 01:02:49.280 --> 01:02:53.039 the answer is yes, I was just bewitched by a 765 01:02:53.159 --> 01:02:55.920 lesbian witch queen tonight. I'm joking. I did find this 766 01:02:56.039 --> 01:03:04.519 plastic sword in CROM's Atlantean dungeon. By the way, the 767 01:03:04.639 --> 01:03:06.760 cult looks kind of like Oh Show's cult. By the way, 768 01:03:07.159 --> 01:03:11.320 if you notice that, which is fascinating. Now, in order 769 01:03:11.400 --> 01:03:13.719 to join the cult, you have to go through mystical 770 01:03:13.760 --> 01:03:17.880 stages of attaining total emptiness. Where have we heard that? 771 01:03:18.360 --> 01:03:21.559 Like I said, it's a new age created Eastern cult, 772 01:03:21.679 --> 01:03:24.079 and you go through total emptiness so that you lose 773 01:03:24.280 --> 01:03:27.000 all your willpower, all your faculties, and you just submit 774 01:03:27.039 --> 01:03:30.079 to whatever tools. The doom says. It's a mind control cult, 775 01:03:31.840 --> 01:03:33.719 a mind control cult with an all seeing eye at 776 01:03:33.760 --> 01:03:39.559 the top of it. Oh yeah, Now, Arnold isn't just 777 01:03:41.000 --> 01:03:43.840 an Arnold character. He's also a christ Like character, which 778 01:03:43.880 --> 01:03:56.519 is fascinating because he's sentenced after he tries to infiltrate 779 01:03:56.639 --> 01:03:59.719 the cult. He's sentenced to hanging on the tree of 780 01:03:59.760 --> 01:04:03.119 what oh in a crucifixion, right, So he becomes a 781 01:04:03.199 --> 01:04:09.920 christlike type of figure and he's kind of mineft by 782 01:04:10.119 --> 01:04:14.320 Thulsa Doom because Ulso Done says, dude, you wouldn't be 783 01:04:14.440 --> 01:04:16.320 you if it wasn't for all the trauma I inflicted 784 01:04:16.400 --> 01:04:18.360 on you. So you owe me a thanks, right, And 785 01:04:18.480 --> 01:04:21.320 that's kind of the abuser abuse the relationship. 786 01:04:21.400 --> 01:04:21.519 Right. 787 01:04:21.599 --> 01:04:24.800 The abuser is always saying, I've only made you stronger, 788 01:04:24.840 --> 01:04:27.519 I've only helped you. You should thank me for all 789 01:04:27.639 --> 01:04:32.679 my abuse, right, gaslighting type stuff. Right, And we see 790 01:04:32.719 --> 01:04:35.519 the power of the mind control clt because Thulsa Doom 791 01:04:35.639 --> 01:04:39.840 quite literally says, allow me to show you. Come to me, 792 01:04:40.039 --> 01:04:42.280 Come come to me, my child. Come to me, Come 793 01:04:42.360 --> 01:04:44.280 to me my child. Right, and the girl just sort 794 01:04:44.280 --> 01:04:50.320 of walks off the cliff and power mind control cults. Now, 795 01:04:50.480 --> 01:04:57.679 Arnold undergoes his death barrel resurrection ritual. He pulls an 796 01:04:57.719 --> 01:05:03.280 Aussie and bites the next of the vultures. In reality, 797 01:05:03.320 --> 01:05:09.039 we're told he dies sort of, but the ritual of 798 01:05:09.119 --> 01:05:12.639 Maco brings him back or doesn't allow him to fully die. 799 01:05:12.719 --> 01:05:14.400 He's kind of in between states. But we have a 800 01:05:14.480 --> 01:05:17.599 kind of death brow resurrection ritual and Arnold is then 801 01:05:17.679 --> 01:05:23.440 able to return and take out false Doom. And in 802 01:05:23.559 --> 01:05:26.519 the end, what's interesting is that. I guess we could 803 01:05:26.559 --> 01:05:28.360 debate the meaning of the end. We kind of have 804 01:05:28.440 --> 01:05:30.760 the idea that of what his dad told him at 805 01:05:30.760 --> 01:05:35.159 the beginning? Are the gods just men? By the way, 806 01:05:35.199 --> 01:05:38.159 there's a cannibal cult aspect of this, dude, did you 807 01:05:38.280 --> 01:05:42.559 notice that in the Mytlanta Green Peace soup that Thulsa 808 01:05:42.639 --> 01:05:45.920 Doom's cooking up, there's hands and body parts. So it's 809 01:05:45.920 --> 01:05:55.599 a cannibal cult that uses sex, magic and traffics people 810 01:05:55.719 --> 01:06:01.320 and sacrifices them. It sounds like thualset or something, right. 811 01:06:02.199 --> 01:06:02.400 Yeah. 812 01:06:05.840 --> 01:06:08.159 And so in the end, when Arnold saves the princess, 813 01:06:08.280 --> 01:06:10.119 the princess sort of bows to him and he's kind 814 01:06:10.159 --> 01:06:14.559 of like, yeah, whatever, right, he burns down the snake temple. 815 01:06:16.199 --> 01:06:18.440 So is the meaning of the movie the Gods of Men? 816 01:06:19.360 --> 01:06:22.199 Is that what the meaning movie means? Or is it 817 01:06:22.719 --> 01:06:28.599 christ like symbology? Interesting, that's up for you. I guess Now. 818 01:06:29.360 --> 01:06:30.920 We will have a boiler room in an hour, so 819 01:06:31.039 --> 01:06:34.639 stick around if you're interested. Uh, we'll be backstreaming the 820 01:06:35.639 --> 01:06:44.159 bridle Room right clime crime Stags, and I hope you 821 01:06:44.320 --> 01:06:51.599 enjoyed my brief analysis. By the way, I got a 822 01:06:51.639 --> 01:06:54.639 treat for you guess what. Guess what next episode is 823 01:06:54.719 --> 01:06:58.119 gonna be gotta treat. For many, many years, we've had 824 01:06:58.159 --> 01:07:01.280 the request, bro, when you gonna cover some Val Kilmer, 825 01:07:02.159 --> 01:07:05.480 and I have to say I've been negligent. I've been 826 01:07:05.559 --> 01:07:10.840 lax in covering the gods. I'm mad I've been laxing 827 01:07:10.960 --> 01:07:15.360 covering Val Kilmer. The great, great, great great Val Kilmer. 828 01:07:15.880 --> 01:07:22.039 Love Valcomer. Belcomber is great. Mad Martigan, Willow Willow, you 829 01:07:22.320 --> 01:07:29.320 all great, Mad Marnigan. So treat next show. I don't know, 830 01:07:29.360 --> 01:07:31.079 two or three days, I'll put the show show up. 831 01:07:31.559 --> 01:07:40.559 The Saint, Willow, Willow and Batman Forever a vow triple feature. 832 01:07:41.800 --> 01:07:45.679 Thou killing it. We're gonna kill it with the Kilmer 833 01:07:46.519 --> 01:07:50.280 in the next episode. So here's your homework. Movie nerds. 834 01:07:50.840 --> 01:07:53.480 The Saint one of my favorite nineties movies. The Saint 835 01:07:53.559 --> 01:07:55.360 one of my favorites. I love The Saint. It's great, 836 01:08:00.880 --> 01:08:07.519 Willow and Batman forever. You're watching Jay on film. I 837 01:08:07.559 --> 01:08:09.159 don't have a name for this show yet. I don't 838 01:08:09.199 --> 01:08:10.679 know what the name of this is, so we're just 839 01:08:10.760 --> 01:08:16.359 calling it whatever. The show that has no name. It's 840 01:08:16.399 --> 01:08:18.920 not Usltarch Hollywood, although we still do have the Esotarch 841 01:08:18.920 --> 01:08:22.119 Element's not what yes we do, but yes. So next 842 01:08:22.199 --> 01:08:24.319 time up to the Saint Willo Batman Forever. Thank you 843 01:08:24.399 --> 01:08:29.159 for watching the Conan Trilogy loose trilogy sort of trilogy. 844 01:08:30.119 --> 01:08:34.079 Next up, Yes, val Vowel killing It the Vowel triple feature. 845 01:08:34.960 --> 01:08:36.800 Please do your homework. It'll make the show a lot 846 01:08:36.880 --> 01:08:40.399 more entertaining if you are remembering the facts so that 847 01:08:40.479 --> 01:08:42.760 when I quote the lines and do the voices, you'll 848 01:08:42.800 --> 01:08:45.520 be like, hahaha, that's very funny that you know the 849 01:08:45.640 --> 01:08:47.479 lines and can do the voices. I just heard them, 850 01:08:48.239 --> 01:08:53.239 Josh for five dollars crime. Yes, Maral Kark's nine ninety nine. 851 01:08:53.600 --> 01:08:58.039 Tell me more about these phallic powers. I'm not like you. 852 01:08:58.720 --> 01:09:05.079 Ah ah. Stogs stogies are phallic. So the answer to 853 01:09:05.159 --> 01:09:07.560 the question about the phallic powers is in the Arnold 854 01:09:07.600 --> 01:09:12.960 clip on my twitter about stogies. That's your other homework. 855 01:09:14.279 --> 01:09:17.479 Go to my tweet tweeter grew it to me tree 856 01:09:17.560 --> 01:09:24.520 Eater and find under the media here it is right 857 01:09:24.560 --> 01:09:29.600 here under media there's the Arnold clip. It's one of 858 01:09:29.640 --> 01:09:32.520 the greatest clips of all time. By the way, make 859 01:09:32.600 --> 01:09:36.359 that go viral or something. Give me a zillion followers. Yeah, 860 01:09:39.079 --> 01:09:42.039 and then you'll Marl Karks. You will understand the phallic 861 01:09:42.119 --> 01:09:45.880 powers when you watch Arnold explain stogies to you, because 862 01:09:45.920 --> 01:09:50.359 stogies are phelic g ten dollars. My god laughs, such 863 01:09:50.399 --> 01:09:54.000 your god, he lasts from his mountain. Or was that 864 01:09:54.359 --> 01:09:54.880 the line of. 865 01:09:56.359 --> 01:09:59.600 Oh, that's a thuls the Doom's line, right, come to me, 866 01:09:59.760 --> 01:10:04.520 Come come to me, Vattalic Kramelski, five dollars, Thank you, 867 01:10:04.640 --> 01:10:05.399 Thank you, Vatal. 868 01:10:05.600 --> 01:10:12.159 Always appreciate your support and everybody's support for the New Incarnation. 869 01:10:12.239 --> 01:10:14.960 The second episode, well, actually we've kind of been doing 870 01:10:16.000 --> 01:10:19.199 this style for multiple shows, haven't we. I mean, you 871 01:10:19.279 --> 01:10:21.439 can go back to when I did Lethal Weapon, which 872 01:10:21.479 --> 01:10:24.439 the out you know, the Eddie Murphy eighties cop Buddy Cop. 873 01:10:24.800 --> 01:10:27.720 I did a Buddy Cop episode and the algorithm killed it. 874 01:10:27.800 --> 01:10:34.399 I did Blade Monster Squad Lost Boys, and the algorithm 875 01:10:34.439 --> 01:10:36.560 didn't like that. I thought that was one of the best. 876 01:10:37.000 --> 01:10:38.840 That was a lot of fun. I love that one. 877 01:10:39.359 --> 01:10:42.039 But you can go find all those which, for whatever reason, 878 01:10:42.119 --> 01:10:47.920 the algorithm didn't like, which is annoying, But you can 879 01:10:47.960 --> 01:10:53.800 go find those. Don't go to church with James Earl 880 01:10:53.880 --> 01:11:01.279 Jones because it's a snake cult. Don't go to Thulsa 881 01:11:01.319 --> 01:11:05.600 Doom's church. That's the other that's the other takeaway. Right wise, 882 01:11:05.640 --> 01:11:08.720 words and takeaway. Don't go to James Earl Jones's church. 883 01:11:09.439 --> 01:11:16.800 Other Wise words other takeaway. Don't date read Son Justice 884 01:11:16.840 --> 01:11:22.520 Warriors because you're not gonna get anywhere. You're You're not 885 01:11:22.560 --> 01:11:27.640 gonna get any unless you can beat her in handhand combat. 886 01:11:30.000 --> 01:11:32.600 Uh yeah, I think that's it for today. Definitely get 887 01:11:32.640 --> 01:11:34.920 your copies of Esoltery Hollywood that are covering up my 888 01:11:35.000 --> 01:11:38.439 face one and two. Go to the shop at Jays Analysis. 889 01:11:38.840 --> 01:11:42.720 If you have not got your copies, allow me to 890 01:11:43.119 --> 01:11:45.479 remind you. You can get signed copies at Jays Analysis. 891 01:11:45.520 --> 01:11:47.840 Don't get it from Amazon. Don't give your money to 892 01:11:48.319 --> 01:11:53.640 Jeff Bozos. Give your money to me. I mean, do 893 01:11:53.680 --> 01:11:57.680 you see Jeff Bozos dressed up like a barbarian quoting 894 01:11:57.840 --> 01:11:58.359 Arnold to you? 895 01:11:58.720 --> 01:11:58.760 No? 896 01:12:00.039 --> 01:12:07.399 What's he doing? Nothing? Messing everything up? Right? Come on, 897 01:12:08.199 --> 01:12:10.640 come on, here is the link by the way in 898 01:12:10.720 --> 01:12:13.079 the chat right now to get your copy of besseltaur 899 01:12:13.159 --> 01:12:15.680 Cally what in the shop at Jay'sonalysis? All right, stay 900 01:12:15.720 --> 01:12:17.760 tuned for a boilerroom. I don't know who's on boilroom tonight. 901 01:12:17.800 --> 01:12:19.239 Don't know what our topics are, but you know it's 902 01:12:19.239 --> 01:12:23.640 gonna be great boiler room in one hour roughly probably 903 01:12:23.680 --> 01:12:27.119 an hour. Yeah, and thank you guys, and I hope 904 01:12:27.119 --> 01:12:29.680 you enjoyed. Conyan, please share this smash the light button. 905 01:12:30.239 --> 01:12:33.600 You know, algorithms are not favoring people doing independent content, 906 01:12:33.720 --> 01:12:37.199 so now we really need you guys to share the 907 01:12:37.279 --> 01:12:40.479 content because if you don't, then it's just gonna dry 908 01:12:40.560 --> 01:12:42.399 up and you're gonna just all be sitting back there 909 01:12:42.520 --> 01:12:46.439 watching crappy mainstream content again. So please support. You have 910 01:12:46.600 --> 01:12:49.960 to support us people doing the independent content, or else 911 01:12:50.279 --> 01:12:52.199 it's just gonna go away and it's gonna we're gonna 912 01:12:52.199 --> 01:12:54.640 have to be watching a munch of mainstream garbage again. 913 01:12:55.279 --> 01:12:59.920 So support us, support your independent creators. Don't give your 914 01:13:00.039 --> 01:13:03.479 money to the big zillion dollar corporations that want to 915 01:13:03.640 --> 01:13:06.439 destroy you. God bless everybody, Have a good night, and 916 01:13:06.640 --> 01:13:09.640 and be looking in the next few days for the 917 01:13:09.720 --> 01:13:10.640 Vowel Triple feature.