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Speaker 1: The Brazienski model, the take the craft model, is much
Speaker 1: more interested in the incremental, slow, killed Fabian approach to
Speaker 1: bringing the technocracy into being. So they're not going to
Speaker 1: send the Homeland security troops to round you up and
Speaker 1: put you in a FEMA camp. They'd much rather promote
Speaker 1: everybody being in national video games, the Disney ulog, the
Speaker 1: virtual reality and all this kind of stuff is in
Speaker 1: much better FEMA camp in your home. They don't need
Speaker 1: the FEMA camp. It's it's too messy, it's a big ordeal.
Speaker 1: Uh and it's all the nonsense of all the patriot
Speaker 1: crap on the radio.
Speaker 3: That's not gonna happen.
Speaker 1: They don't need to the The shadow of the global
Speaker 1: government is already here. And as we said that, it's
Speaker 1: in the latter stages of the mopping up process to
Speaker 1: move it into the next phase and ig between two
Speaker 1: ages of the next age.
Speaker 6: And you hear from me all.
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Speaker 8: you can hear me now wench made Joe Oblivian.
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Speaker 9: So I don't want you to hear beautiful things that
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Speaker 9: All that word salad is just part of my wizardry.
Speaker 10: Yeah, what's up? Oh, I'm just on the phone. I'm
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Speaker 6: to me, my son jump up that yeah, really.
Speaker 1: Problem crime, Why that's right, don't tire way, we're not kicking.
Speaker 1: I got to hear the.
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Speaker 1: Anyway, Soldiers of oblivion.
Speaker 6: I'm trying to die away down.
Speaker 1: I had a good song I was going to sing.
Speaker 1: It was great during the first few minutes, and then
Speaker 1: the microphone. What doesn't you have to switch it over
Speaker 1: in the mixer. Blah blah blah blah blah. The riddle
Speaker 1: of live streaming. You know, it's different when you have
Speaker 1: people on. You have to switch everything over when it's
Speaker 1: just me, So it's different. All right, Welcome to the
Speaker 1: Conan Show. Damn it. I had the best Pagan Conan
Speaker 1: song and it worked so good with the doarwave. I'll
Speaker 1: just have to sing over the doorwave and upload that
Speaker 1: separate or upload that. As the intro to Conan Kanan Conan,
Speaker 1: somebody said, are you doing an episode on Conan O'Brien
Speaker 1: and I said, no, Conan, the old barbarian, that's what
Speaker 1: you mean. Yes, So we're gonna start with the stinkball
Speaker 1: Red Sanja Read Sanja was a terrible movie. It ended
Speaker 1: people's careers. It was a bunch of dirt, a bunch
Speaker 1: of nonsense. And we're gonna start with some of the
Speaker 1: cool movie facts about Red Sanja. It was a giant disappointment.
Speaker 1: Cost eighteen million dollars and it made seven million, and
Speaker 1: it was released on the same day as Back to
Speaker 1: the Future. Bad idea, right. It killed the careers of
Speaker 1: the two screenplay writers, George Fraser and Clive Exton. You're out,
Speaker 1: You're done. You have a twenty million dollar bomb that
Speaker 1: makes seven. You're out now.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: This was supposed to be the third in the Conan series,
Speaker 1: but it was so difficult to get this made that
Speaker 1: it just ended up being a big disaster. U there
Speaker 1: was a steamy affair between Arnold and Bougitte Nielsen. Arnold
Speaker 1: then dumped her when they got back from filming. I
Speaker 1: think this was filmed in Mexico. Yeah, no, no, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: this wasn't filmed in Mexico. I don't know where this
Speaker 1: one was filmed, but it's Conan the Destroyer that was
Speaker 1: filmed in Mexico, which was being filmed at the same
Speaker 1: time as Doune, hence the day Lorentis Film Company connection.
Speaker 1: You see. But Arnie dumped Brigitte after their steamy affairs,
Speaker 1: and then Brigette came back and married Stallone. This is
Speaker 1: accredited nineteen eighty five with killing the Sword and Sandel
Speaker 1: genre for many, many, many years. I don't know what
Speaker 1: the next Sword and Sandal hit would be Lord of
Speaker 1: the Rings. I don't know. Not much in the nineties
Speaker 1: Sword and Sandal that I can think of that was successful.
Speaker 1: Remember First Night I was a bunch of junk. Remember that?
Speaker 1: Remember that Dragon movie with Sean Connery that was awful. Anyway,
Speaker 1: Arnold is on record supposedly, now this is just from
Speaker 1: movie facts. I don't know if this is true, but
Speaker 1: it's funny, right, it makes for a good a good story.
Speaker 1: Arnold is on record saying that he has no pride
Speaker 1: in this film, and he claims that when he was
Speaker 1: disciplining his children, he would actually punish them for their
Speaker 1: misbehavement by making them watch Red Sonja. That's pretty good.
Speaker 1: That was one of That's one of Arnold's best jokes.
Speaker 1: I'll have to give him credit for that. Let's see, Yeah,
Speaker 1: we did that. So when he started dating Maria Shriver,
Speaker 1: she married Slash Stallone and that didn't last very long.
Speaker 1: And then the villain sandal Bergmann, who is a wine grandma.
Speaker 1: Now it was the hero. She was the blonde lover
Speaker 1: to Arnold in the first one. So that's some neat
Speaker 1: movie facts. We're gonna be including the neat movie movie
Speaker 1: facts section, just to spice it up a little bit
Speaker 1: so that we're so that we're not typecast. I can't
Speaker 1: be typecast. That's the guy who does esoteric movie reviews.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 1: She has savage red hair. According to the movie of
Speaker 1: description savage. She grows up in a savage land. She
Speaker 1: is a pagan shield maiden of Alcyrie. Where is Vargue?
Speaker 1: Is this does varga fan or is this Hollywood destroying
Speaker 1: the legitimate honor and history of the Aryan shield maidens
Speaker 1: clam It takes place during the Highborian Age, which is
Speaker 1: a fictional creation of the comic book from which it arises,
Speaker 1: which comes from the Hyperborean mythical ancient Greek lands, the
Speaker 1: lands of the North where the giants come from, right
Speaker 1: where gigantic r Martin's come from the Land of the North.
Speaker 1: Vengeance shall be yours, right, This is what they tell
Speaker 1: the spirits of the Valkyrie's I guess bridget Sonja when
Speaker 1: she's raped and pillaged by the forces of the evil Queen. Now,
Speaker 1: this is such a cookie cutter plot that it's quite
Speaker 1: literally the same plot as Conan, But they just stuck
Speaker 1: in the red headed chick right, and of course it's
Speaker 1: very subtle. But did you notice that the queen, the
Speaker 1: evil witch Queen, is a lesbian. She's an evil witch
Speaker 1: lesbian queen. I never caught that until this last viewing.
Speaker 1: And Sonya has a mullet. This is kind of a mullet,
Speaker 1: I guess, but both Sonja and Conan have the same
Speaker 1: do red mullet. We see a weird cult just like
Speaker 1: in Conan rehash that right, and it's they're concerned with
Speaker 1: the destruction of the talisman. The talisman is a glowing
Speaker 1: green volleyball that is able to create worlds. This is
Speaker 1: the white bitch Starbucks cult, the white bitch wine Mom
Speaker 1: Starbucks cult. I don't know why. They're all white bitches.
Speaker 1: And they have the Talisman of the Highest Gods, the
Speaker 1: God of the Gods, the Creator's talisman. But the talisman
Speaker 1: has become too powerful and so the priestesses decide to
Speaker 1: destroy it. Now, this is interesting because this is an
Speaker 1: obvious gnostic theme, right that the ability to create worlds
Speaker 1: is merely just some advanced technology, and that will eventually
Speaker 1: have this advanced technology. But here it's a bunch of
Speaker 1: white bitches that got the control of it. Right now,
Speaker 1: if they have the ability to create worlds, why don't
Speaker 1: they just create a world where there's no lesbian witch queens.
Speaker 1: That's my first logic question for the logic of Red
Speaker 1: Sun Job, because we then see, in the midst of
Speaker 1: this ritual of the destruction of the Talisman of creation,
Speaker 1: the witch Queen, the lesbian witch queen, shows up and
Speaker 1: she's ready to steal the talisman for its power. But
Speaker 1: why didn't she just steal the talisman the day before
Speaker 1: the destruction ritual? I mean, if you knew that there
Speaker 1: was the talisman of power to create worlds, why wait
Speaker 1: until the day that it's going to be tossed into
Speaker 1: the abyss to hijacket. Anyway, So the eighties, by the way,
Speaker 1: they really enjoyed glowing green things and glowing blue things.
Speaker 1: Eighties blue lightning and glowing green orbs and talismans and goo.
Speaker 1: If you remember John Carpenter's Prince of Darkness, the substance
Speaker 1: of evil, the substance of evil itself is glowing green goo.
Speaker 1: Slimmer is glowing green goo. No one can touch it,
Speaker 1: touch it, touch it except the women and particularly the
Speaker 1: virgins and whatnot. Right, Well, I'm not sure what this
Speaker 1: means there's obviously a sexual undercurrent to all of the
Speaker 1: conin series. I don't know why. No one can touch it,
Speaker 1: but that's what the mythology of this world is. No
Speaker 1: one can touch it. Now again, I don't see why.
Speaker 1: If you can create worlds, you don't just create a
Speaker 1: new world without the lesbian witch queen. By the way,
Speaker 1: not PC. This is not PC. Evil lesbian witch queens
Speaker 1: should have every right to steal winch maidens if they
Speaker 1: so desire. So this is BC. That's not PC. However,
Speaker 1: as we'll see in a moment, Red Sanja will actually
Speaker 1: be quite PC, so there will actually be some BCPC
Speaker 1: and some BC opp in the midst of the BC
Speaker 1: n PC. Anyway, I don't know what it means. Somebody
Speaker 1: was asking me what is the symbolism in this film,
Speaker 1: and I said, I don't know. Hi, Borea, Uh, we
Speaker 1: learned what you see. Let me skip the Hyboria note.
Speaker 1: So we learned that she hates men, right, she's been
Speaker 1: raped and mistreated, maltreatment, and so she is a social
Speaker 1: justice warder. She's read Sonya Justice Warrior. She's a Sonya
Speaker 1: Justice Warrior. And even her pie May looking handler tells her.
Speaker 1: You can't hate all men, dude, Sonja, that's just not
Speaker 1: gonna make you happy. I'm gonna pull him up for
Speaker 1: you here. Uh is this guy an inspiration for pie May?
Speaker 1: He sure looks like it. Let's see. Oh man, I
Speaker 1: hate it when the JPEGs won't work in the damn
Speaker 1: Now I'm gonna do this blah blah blah blah, climb
Speaker 1: kill some time with a good I put my sword
Speaker 1: in my mouth, locker down, barbarian. I picked my teeth
Speaker 1: with a sword.
Speaker 6: Dog.
Speaker 1: So her handler, just like Arnold, has an Asian Eastern handler. Racious.
Speaker 1: That's racious, Okay? Is that time? It looks like.
Speaker 6: And then.
Speaker 11: Yeah, oh come on, this is so stupid. Where's our gap?
Speaker 11: Where are gap?
Speaker 6: All right?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I know here? We got pay may? Yeah she.
Speaker 1: If you're gonna learn the ways of the Far East,
Speaker 1: be sure it's under the tutelage of a guy that
Speaker 1: looks like that, because if you look like that, you
Speaker 1: know your ship. Dude. Don't you think I do? Now?
Speaker 1: So he counsels Sanjaw, not the hate man. And really
Speaker 1: she's just waiting to be conquered by a stronger man
Speaker 1: because when she meets Arnold after she finds her lovely
Speaker 1: Asian sidekick. Lovely Asian size sidekicks were very token in
Speaker 1: the eighties. Short round right goonies shot around John Right.
Speaker 1: There's a cute little Asian sidekick in this one, kicking butt.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 1: He's called Prince sounds like Prince Tart. I'm not sure
Speaker 1: what his name. Prince Tarn I think is the name,
Speaker 1: but it sounds like he says Prince Tart. Then concern
Speaker 1: h Conan. What's interesting is Conan's concerned with consent. That's
Speaker 1: what I found most fascinating about this is that Conan
Speaker 1: doesn't just have his ways with this winch Mage. He
Speaker 1: asked for consent, and that's respectable that Conan would have
Speaker 1: some bc PC and he respects Sonya Justice Warrior. And
Speaker 1: then I thought the movie is driven by the mcguffin, right,
Speaker 1: the talisman. And then I thought, if talisman's are mcguffins,
Speaker 1: does life have a mcguffin. That's something I want you
Speaker 1: to ponder. That's the only takeaway from red Sonjohn A
Speaker 1: stink bomb. That's it. That's all we have from red Sonja.
Speaker 1: It's only entertaining if you're in the mood for a
Speaker 1: bad movie. Next we move to Conan led Destroyer, Conan
Speaker 1: excuse me, yes, Conan of the Destroyed, another stink bomb.
Speaker 1: The only good film in these is Conan the Barbarian,
Speaker 1: which is pretty good for what it is, right, I
Speaker 1: mean's goofy, but it's good, and it has the most
Speaker 1: esoteric stuff, the most interesting stuff, and we can thank
Speaker 1: the great Oliver Stone for that. Although there's some interesting
Speaker 1: facts about Oliver Stone's Conan that I will relate to
Speaker 1: you in a moment that I didn't know. Fifteen things
Speaker 1: you probably didn't know about Conan the Destroyer. It's based
Speaker 1: on the nineteen fifty eight film of The Vikings, and
Speaker 1: so for this part too. In the Loose Trilogy, director
Speaker 1: John Millius went and hired Richard Fleischer, who directed The Vikings.
Speaker 1: The original script had numerous changes. It wasn't the movie
Speaker 1: that everybody thought it was going to be. It kept changing,
Speaker 1: and it was filmed in Mexico to cut down on costs.
Speaker 1: At the same time, out of the day lo Renis
Speaker 1: Production company as David Lynch's nineteen eighty four Dune. I
Speaker 1: thought that was really neat. There are some similar characters
Speaker 1: in different roles between this trilogy and Dune Allivia to Albo.
Speaker 1: The Princess was thirty team when the film began. Wilch
Speaker 1: Chamberlain is in this. If you don't recall Wilt Chamberlain,
Speaker 1: who of sleeping with twenty thousand women fame supposedly. No,
Speaker 1: that's sure. I believe that. But that's that's the That
Speaker 1: would be like three hose a day for twenty years. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not sure I believe that anyway, if you want to.
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Speaker 1: Yes, there's boiler room tonight. If you're not Wench Maidens,
Speaker 1: Wench Nerds, there will be a boiler room tonight. This
Speaker 1: also has Grace Jones, by the way, from View to
Speaker 1: a Kill Fame, as we discussed in View would Kill.
Speaker 1: So there's our lovely couple there. This was at the
Speaker 1: same time that Arnold got his dual Austrian US citizenship
Speaker 1: the day that filming began, and this actually during the filming,
Speaker 1: and this actually helped destroy there being any Conan three
Speaker 1: because Arnold was too busy moving into politics by the
Speaker 1: time there was going to be in the late nineties
Speaker 1: and early two thousands Conan three. And lastly, here the
Speaker 1: Raiders of the Lost Arc Nazi who gets knocked into
Speaker 1: the propeller if you remember that scene, is the same
Speaker 1: guy who plays I'm on Toss the Magician, who looks
Speaker 1: like Alan Moore by the way, a bald Alan Moore.
Speaker 1: He has the same little magician's clause that Alan Moore has.
Speaker 1: Let's see. So moving on here, Andre the Giant plays
Speaker 1: the Daygoth creature, which is interesting. I didn't know that
Speaker 1: little cameo by Andre the Giants. The monster was a
Speaker 1: creation of the people that made e t and there
Speaker 1: was going to be Oh yeah. Another reason there was
Speaker 1: going to be a sequel was Creditor foiled Conan three. Interesting.
Speaker 1: If you're a fan of eighties movies and B movies,
Speaker 1: you'll like this kind of stuff because there so the
Speaker 1: third Conyan this is crazy that was going to be
Speaker 1: made was turned into Cole the Cronker. If you've seen Cole,
Speaker 1: that awful B movie which I think Riff Tracks has done.
Speaker 1: Coal now or they were going to do Cole. That
Speaker 1: was the last live one I think they were going
Speaker 1: to do. I think they've done it Cole The Conqueror,
Speaker 1: which has a early Liam Neeson spot in that film.
Speaker 1: Liam Neeson is one of the one of his early roles.
Speaker 1: Call the Conqueror is the original screenplay for Conan three.
Speaker 1: The third Conan was going to be done again in
Speaker 1: two thousand and two. It would have been called King
Speaker 1: Conan Crown of Iron and it would have been the
Speaker 1: Wolkowski sisters to direct it. So no Conan's and we'll
Speaker 1: quickly move through this. And because this movie is for shipbirds, dude,
Speaker 1: it's a shipbird movie. It is terrible. It was also believable. No,
Speaker 1: I think it made money. I think you And that's
Speaker 1: what see Arnold could make movies make money. That was
Speaker 1: part of the reason why Arnold was. They knew he
Speaker 1: could carry the plot and not the plot excuse you
Speaker 1: definitely can't carry that. They knew he could carry the money.
Speaker 1: And so he actually wasn't a big part of Red Sonya,
Speaker 1: but they brought him in and shot scenes to put
Speaker 1: him in, to make him a character to help salvage
Speaker 1: what they thought would be a box office disaster, which
Speaker 1: it was interesting facts. I love all this stuff, very fascinating.
Speaker 1: And he's actually put into the poster when he has
Speaker 1: this very small role, but he's put into the poster
Speaker 1: to beef up the box office. This was still the
Speaker 1: age when a single person could carry at the box office.
Speaker 1: That's pretty crazy. There's a little bit of that left,
Speaker 1: but not like it was in the eighties. And if
Speaker 1: you watch, Arnold is a terrible actor, I mean hilariously bad.
Speaker 1: He gets a better a little bit. It'll give us
Speaker 1: some credit because he does get a little bit better,
Speaker 1: But I mean I would play the Stogies clip. If
Speaker 1: you haven't seen the Stogies clip, that's great. But I
Speaker 1: can't play the Stogies clip because that's when I made
Speaker 1: my joke video about bad videos. That one got flagged
Speaker 1: for copyright. So I can't play the Stogies clip. But
Speaker 1: you can go watch the Stogies clip on my Twitter
Speaker 1: it's still scroll down a little bit you'll see the
Speaker 1: Stogies clip. It's it's awesome. One of my favorite Arnold lines. Ever,
Speaker 1: if you've not followed Jays Analysis over on the tweet stream,
Speaker 1: be sure and follow on my Twitter there at Jay's
Speaker 1: analysis as well as the Instagram and scroll down a
Speaker 1: bit in the media section and you'll see the Stogies
Speaker 1: clip Arnold on Stogy's one of the funniest clips I've
Speaker 1: seen in a long time now. Arnold apparently thought that
Speaker 1: acting was grunting and yelling. I'm not joking either, like
Speaker 1: he really thought that. I think he thought that that's
Speaker 1: what you do when you act. You just kind of
Speaker 1: he thought that the word acting translated to acting out,
Speaker 1: like acting crazy and grunting and you and so everything
Speaker 1: is over the top, and that actually kind of makes
Speaker 1: it more entertaining. It's like the story that I've told
Speaker 1: many times about where when DVD commentaries were new and
Speaker 1: he was watching, they were interviewing him for the DVD
Speaker 1: commentary on something like Total Recall or something right not
Speaker 1: like late nineties, early two thousands DVDs, and Arnold didn't
Speaker 1: really get what DVD commentaries were going to be, and
Speaker 1: so somebody needs to dig it up. I've heard it.
Speaker 1: It's actually pretty funny. But he thought it was just
Speaker 1: laughing and talking about what's happening, and so the DVD
Speaker 1: commentaries aren't it's just him going.
Speaker 12: Ha look dah ha, what am I doing? This guy
Speaker 12: fucking crazy ha wow. And there's no DVD commentary.
Speaker 1: It's just him like laughing at the scenes, which is
Speaker 1: actually itself pretty damn funny. So I think it's on
Speaker 1: total recall. But if somebody can dig that up, please
Speaker 1: dig that up. That's really funny. I saw it ten
Speaker 1: years ago on YouTube. Who knows if it can be
Speaker 1: dug up. But so in this one, we're going in reverse,
Speaker 1: right in part two, we did Part three Red Sonja,
Speaker 1: and now we're doing Conan the Destroyer. Conan has butt
Speaker 1: hest hurt over the loss of San dald Bergemann, his babe.
Speaker 1: And of course in Hyperborea hy Boia, you can't go
Speaker 1: five miles without stumbling onto a lesbian witch queen or
Speaker 1: into the tomb from Atlantis. I mean you literally you
Speaker 1: can't go anywhere, like you're just stumbling over you know,
Speaker 1: magical devices and lesbian witch queens, they're just everywhere. And
Speaker 1: a lesbian witch queen wanders in and tells Arnold that
Speaker 1: he she can give him his desires, she can give
Speaker 1: him back sandel Bergmann, whom Darth Vader destroyed with a
Speaker 1: snake arrow and by the way. The tomb where Arnold
Speaker 1: got the sword. CROM's tomb is supposed to be an
Speaker 1: ancient Atlantean tomb. I didn't learn that until this recent viewing.
Speaker 1: If you read about the film, you'll find that that
Speaker 1: that was in the screenplay. So there is in this
Speaker 1: one a dreaming god, interesting dreaming god named Dagoth and
Speaker 1: dey Goth is this three horned god who's missing his horn,
Speaker 1: and the princess has been taken captive by a wizard.
Speaker 1: This wizard has the ability to keep people in their
Speaker 1: alpha wave state almost it's like they're in a sleep
Speaker 1: state my control, and he seems to have the key
Speaker 1: to the princess. The Virgin princesses subconscious and it takes
Speaker 1: Arnold to free her from the wizard. There's a very
Speaker 1: mind control esque scene where Arnold has to break the
Speaker 1: mini mirrors, the shatter the mirror prison world by which
Speaker 1: the wizard holds the princess captive. So there's a woke
Speaker 1: sleep motif throughout all. This is what I'm trying to say,
Speaker 1: a woke sleep motif which is very MK right. Only
Speaker 1: Jenha the Princess, the Virgin Princess can touch the key
Speaker 1: once again, only the princess can touch it. What is
Speaker 1: this about exactly? And there is once again a sex
Speaker 1: magic component to this, which we will find very clear
Speaker 1: in Conan the Barbarian. The key unlocks the treasure. The
Speaker 1: key is a jeweled horn. Hello, we know what that's
Speaker 1: talking about, and we have In other words, the power
Speaker 1: of magical virginity can be unlocked, and the princess is
Speaker 1: to be sacrificed. Of course, Conan deals with all this right,
Speaker 1: saves the princess. We all know what happens. Kind of
Speaker 1: a no brainer, very paper thin plot. But they did
Speaker 1: stick in a few of those esoteric elements right. By
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Speaker 1: I guess you guys don't like the movie shows like
Speaker 1: movies anymore? Oh my god, I have to quit. Is
Speaker 1: there a picture of the horn? The horn of day Goth?
Speaker 1: By the way, they just kind of mixed the different
Speaker 1: gods right, Daygone day Goth. So you get your rights
Speaker 1: and rituals. Make sure you get all your rights and
Speaker 1: rituals down, Michael, troll your winch major and use your
Speaker 1: fallic powers. Got a channel those fallic powers. What's up
Speaker 1: one hundred and fifty five yards. Yes, boiler room tonight
Speaker 1: nine o'clock we'll have boiler room Eastern. Be sure and
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Speaker 1: breakdown of Conyan. I had a lot of people request
Speaker 1: Conan for a long time. They're like, do Conyan the Barbarian?
Speaker 1: Do Conan? And I do think that there is a
Speaker 1: sex magic component to this, and it's going to be
Speaker 1: most clear when we look at Conan the Destroyer the
Speaker 1: original and we went in reverse because I wanted to
Speaker 1: save the best for last, right. I want you guys
Speaker 1: here for the final scene. Oliver Stone writes this, and
Speaker 1: did you know that this was really supposed to be
Speaker 1: a post apocalyptic way into the future thing. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: kind of weird, right, And then they decided we're not
Speaker 1: doing that because it's gonna cost seventy million dollars and
Speaker 1: we can shoot sword and sandal epics for way cheaper,
Speaker 1: bro And they did some of the interesting facts about
Speaker 1: Conan the Barbarian. Arnold was too buff and couldn't wield
Speaker 1: his sword properly, so he had to slow down on
Speaker 1: the royds and get less swolled dog, get a little
Speaker 1: less swole like me, Get a little less swoll and
Speaker 1: then you can wield your sword.
Speaker 6: Bro.
Speaker 1: They did give Arnold a lot of weapons training, a
Speaker 1: lot of martial arts training, and horse riding lessons. So
Speaker 1: he had to train with an eleven pround broad sword
Speaker 1: for two hours a day for three months. And the
Speaker 1: broad swords cost ten thousand dollars. I don't know why
Speaker 1: they would cost.
Speaker 6: Ten thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: But who knows that these movie sites movie fact sites
Speaker 1: are true. I don't know, but they make for great story.
Speaker 1: It's right the Runes. By the way, Arnold did his
Speaker 1: own stunts, which is commendable. That's pretty crazy because there's
Speaker 1: actually some pretty interesting stunts in Conan the Barbarian, one
Speaker 1: of which was very fascinating that we'll hear in a minute.
Speaker 1: So the Runes on Conan's father's sword actually did translate.
Speaker 1: The ruins translate to SOATHO no guilt? Ye who wields
Speaker 1: this in the name of crime. Conan's response to the
Speaker 1: Mongol General is one of the best lines. Of course,
Speaker 1: it's Arnold's first line. The Mongold General says, what is
Speaker 1: the media of life, and Arnold says, famously, cross.
Speaker 13: Your enemies, see them driven before you. Here the lamentations,
Speaker 13: all the emen. That's a great line, all right.
Speaker 1: Oliver Stone set thet in the future in the Downfall
Speaker 1: Civilization post apocalyptic nightmare, and it was going to be
Speaker 1: a four hour saga with a bunch of creatures. It
Speaker 1: would have cost the studio seventy million dollars and they
Speaker 1: decided heck no. So John Millius came on board to
Speaker 1: direct and rewrote much of oliver Stone's script. The future
Speaker 1: setting was thankfully abandoned and the original timeline was restored
Speaker 1: to save money. Arnold suffered a this is the crazy part,
Speaker 1: a crippling back injury because he fell on a rock
Speaker 1: in that dog scene, remember the dogs that are chasing
Speaker 1: him before he falls into CROM's Atlantean tune. Arnold was
Speaker 1: freaked out. That was real and Arnold thought those dogs
Speaker 1: were going to bite him. Looks like they were going
Speaker 1: to and so he actually fell off of the rocks
Speaker 1: in his back. They actually created a few scenes in
Speaker 1: the film to specifically mimic the artwork of Frank Frazetta.
Speaker 1: Everybody knows who Frank Frazetta is, of course, uh, the
Speaker 1: orgy chamber, the fulso doomed snake, and the fight scenes
Speaker 1: when Conan gets his sword, it's supposed to be the
Speaker 1: tomb of Chrome from Atlantis. And that's an interesting connection
Speaker 1: because if you don't remember, at the very beginning, Conan's
Speaker 1: dad tells him that, right, he tells him that, uh, yeah,
Speaker 1: there's all these gods or whatever, and and don't worry
Speaker 1: about all that trust and steel. So Arnold trusts and steel. Now,
Speaker 1: the most fascinating fact of the whole movie is this,
Speaker 1: which was that during the crucifixion scene, when Arnold is
Speaker 1: hanging on the tree. I don't know if this is true,
Speaker 1: but it makes for a great story, they used a
Speaker 1: live vulture to peck at Arnold's boobies. Now, when Arnold
Speaker 1: bites the neck, he pulls an assie. It was a
Speaker 1: bloods he might it was a blood because he bites
Speaker 1: an actual vulture and he spits the blood out and
Speaker 1: the feathers out, and it says that they immediately had
Speaker 1: to rinse Arnold's mouth to avoid disease. So Arnold literally
Speaker 1: pulls an Aussie. That was a crazy movie fact. Now,
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Speaker 1: we cut to the meat, the meat the goblet, I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm talking about meat off of a sword. Meat, we
Speaker 1: get to Conan the Destroyer. This is where it gets
Speaker 1: really cool. Now it begins with a quote from Nietzsche,
Speaker 1: right Wild to power. Nietzsche. If you don't know about him,
Speaker 1: Fred nietzschee that which has not hurt me only makes
Speaker 1: me stronger, which is a Kelly Clarkson song. So thank
Speaker 1: you too, Kelly Cromson, Kelly Crime for popularizing the Nietzsche phrase,
Speaker 1: the famous Niche quote Nietsche Clarkson, Nietzsche, Crompson, Kelly Cromson.
Speaker 1: We have another China man's sidekick. Of course in the eighties,
Speaker 1: gotta have a China and sidekick. Chrom is a personal
Speaker 1: god and he's related to the time of the Giants.
Speaker 1: There was a time of chaos, out of which order
Speaker 1: sprang Chrome goes back to Atlantis. As I said, this
Speaker 1: is at the beginning sequence when his father's telling him
Speaker 1: about the importance of the sword. The gods left this
Speaker 1: secret of iron to men. Men are derived their power
Speaker 1: from knowing the secrets of iron. Genesis six kind of stuff,
Speaker 1: you know, Book of Enich type stuff. Right, The klan
Speaker 1: who has raped and pillaged Arne's village raped in pillage
Speaker 1: Arne's village is the double headed snake Klan. So here
Speaker 1: we have the serpentine David Ike worldview, the cheetah Uri,
Speaker 1: and we have the death of the mother. Right are loose.
Speaker 1: There's another traumatic scenery, traumatonization and actually trauma again. This
Speaker 1: plays into both this one and the next one, right,
Speaker 1: because well, all three of the characters are traumatized, and
Speaker 1: I think that makes a little more sense when we
Speaker 1: get to the trauma based mind control of the princess
Speaker 1: in Conan two that we just covered, right, But Arnold
Speaker 1: is traumatized, and that's going to play into it later
Speaker 1: because False Doom is going to try to use that
Speaker 1: as his trigger, right, He's going to try to trigger
Speaker 1: Conan when they confront one another. Now, if you didn't know,
Speaker 1: False Doom has art hole bangs, and this is what
Speaker 1: makes him exceptionally evil. If you don't know what an
Speaker 1: art ho is, go look up the art hole meme
Speaker 1: and my recent videos where I make front of artims.
Speaker 1: But he definitely has art ho banks and he does
Speaker 1: fancy himself kind of a deep arto of sorts, does
Speaker 1: he not? Yes, he does, because there is an aesthetic
Speaker 1: to the snake cult. And he's actually spoken of as
Speaker 1: a demigod. Did you notice that that Tulsa Doom is
Speaker 1: a called a demigod? Right because maxivon sideal, who's the
Speaker 1: king whose daughter has been kidnapped by Thulse Doom says,
Speaker 1: I'm sick of this Demi God. Can you go take
Speaker 1: care of Tulsa Doom. Now, guess what this cult does.
Speaker 1: They traffic in kids. They still kids, don't they. Well,
Speaker 1: this is starting to sound real. So they still kids.
Speaker 1: They traumatize them, and they turn them into hippies. Did
Speaker 1: you notice it's a hippie cult. So you have like
Speaker 1: a hippie exterior of flower power tards that are run
Speaker 1: in secret. Buy a bunch of luciferian serpentine cannibalistic snake worshippers.
Speaker 1: Is Oliver Stone telling us about Hollywood? Perhaps sounds like it.
Speaker 1: So they still kids. They put Arnold to work, like Samson,
Speaker 1: get your ass to the mill, grind on that thing,
Speaker 1: grind that mill for the next twenty years. Arnold the
Speaker 1: wheel of time, the wheel of struggle, the wheel of history. Right,
Speaker 1: it's a very Nietzschean kind of concept. Right, So Arnold
Speaker 1: grinds away at the wheel of time. And it's almost
Speaker 1: like a clock you see, which is interesting scenery. It's
Speaker 1: almost like a nineties exercise equipment type of thing, body
Speaker 1: by wheel or something. And it's very very similar if
Speaker 1: you've seen the Hollywood Sampson movie from you know, the
Speaker 1: fifties or whatever. It's very reminiscent of the scene where
Speaker 1: Samson grinding the wheel. There are quite a few Biblical
Speaker 1: references sprinkled throughout this, by the way, obviously the crucifixion scene,
Speaker 1: but there's also a Deaf Baryl resurrection motif when it
Speaker 1: comes to Arnold two. Now, Arnold then is recruited into
Speaker 1: becoming a gladiator. He learns the ways of pagan atheism.
Speaker 1: Might is right, right, We see this sort of dialecticism
Speaker 1: in paganism, which is ultimately kind of dialect I mean
Speaker 1: not just it's it's atheistic. Paganism is ultimately subjectivist, relativists
Speaker 1: and atheistic because the gods aren't really real and they
Speaker 1: just kind of stand for virtues or valor or whatever, right,
Speaker 1: and so you just kind of make it up as
Speaker 1: you go and you follow your different online pagan figures.
Speaker 1: So paganism is a form of relativism, and that actually
Speaker 1: comes up. And the best part when we what are
Speaker 1: Arnold's first lines? Literally for the whole three five minutes,
Speaker 1: Arnold's first lines are grunts. For minutes on end. He
Speaker 1: grunts and grunts and grunts and grunts and grunts. And
Speaker 1: I think they told him that Arnold, if you can't
Speaker 1: read your lines, grunt your lines, and he was actually
Speaker 1: going to be the narrator. Did you know that they
Speaker 1: ended up having to use Maco, the Asian guy, because
Speaker 1: Arnold couldn't read the lines. I'm not joking. So he
Speaker 1: becomes a gladiator, and eventually this hardens Arnold into conan,
Speaker 1: into believing that life is death and death is life.
Speaker 1: You know the same, right, He says something to this effect.
Speaker 1: So then he's taken to the East. And this is
Speaker 1: fascinating because he goes all the way to the east
Speaker 1: to learn the Eastern mysteries. And he's initiated into the
Speaker 1: Eastern mysteries. So he learns philosophy, which is interesting. Arnold
Speaker 1: is a philosopher. He learns let and he learns the
Speaker 1: ways of women. He learns the ways of women, and
Speaker 1: all the Eastern men like to watch as Arnold learns
Speaker 1: the ways of women. It's a funny scene. And he's
Speaker 1: bred to the finest stock, right, So we have this
Speaker 1: sort of eugenesis motif here, and then we have the
Speaker 1: Mongol question what is the meaning of life? And again
Speaker 1: I read it earlier, I won't repeat it. The great line. Now,
Speaker 1: remember Chrome is an ancient king and he is a
Speaker 1: successor from Atlantis, and he kind of chooses mystically speaking,
Speaker 1: Arnold to be his successor as the new king, sort
Speaker 1: of directly anointed. And Kanan is the king of thieves,
Speaker 1: which is interesting. He's actually kind of a low class
Speaker 1: sort of dude who feveries his way into the upper class,
Speaker 1: as we'll see, and he becomes very wealthy doing this. Now,
Speaker 1: the symbol is interesting because the symbol that Arnold is
Speaker 1: seeking this whole time is the double headed snake symbol,
Speaker 1: the sun, the moon, the black sun, the black moon,
Speaker 1: which is fascinating because it's very similar to the crusier
Speaker 1: of the Orthodox bishop synt That fascinating. Did you know that?
Speaker 1: Now people will say the low iq nor Megellical's evangelicfish
Speaker 1: will say that is a Satanic stamba because you got
Speaker 1: two different snakes on a bishop's paul. That's Satanism. Uh,
Speaker 1: that is not what that symbol means. Goofball, that is
Speaker 1: Moses' stuph That's what that means. But everything to do
Speaker 1: with snake gods. The cross is the bronze hole that
Speaker 1: Moses put the serpents on. If you read John three,
Speaker 1: Jesus explains to Nicodemus the meaning of this symbol and goufas.
Speaker 1: Evangelicals just don't know what symbols mean. They think that
Speaker 1: symbols always mean the same thing in the exact same
Speaker 1: context at all times. And that's not true. Symbols are polyvalent.
Speaker 1: That means they have different levels of meaning. So here
Speaker 1: in this context, if you read numbers, you'll know that
Speaker 1: Believi's number is fifteen sixteen, where the bronze serpent incident
Speaker 1: drives the snakes away. And in the Orthodox bishop's crozier
Speaker 1: you see the cross is identified with the bronze serpent
Speaker 1: pole of Moses. Now, in the context of Darth Vader
Speaker 1: snake cult, it's very different. Let's see, let's get an
Speaker 1: image of falsea doom symbol. Here we go. You'll see
Speaker 1: that it's and by the way, it is explicitly satanic.
Speaker 1: Now I don't say that because I'm importing my evangelical
Speaker 1: doctrine of what shading is. To the no. No, it's
Speaker 1: he's identified as Set. If you pay attention to the movie,
Speaker 1: to the screenplay, false doomas is identified with Set. His
Speaker 1: cult is the Set cult, which is fascinating. And you
Speaker 1: see there that the black sun is also a moon,
Speaker 1: which is fascinating, right, and then you have the double
Speaker 1: headed snake. Now again, the cult is a hippie cult, right.
Speaker 1: They have a loving, peaceful exterior with a bunch of
Speaker 1: kind of hardy Krishna looking Goophis's walking around throwing flowers everywhere.
Speaker 1: And there's a really hilarious not PC scene where Arnold
Speaker 1: is trying to infiltrate the cult to get up to
Speaker 1: fulse doom and one of the less than straight priests
Speaker 1: of the cult makes a move on Arnold, and Arnold
Speaker 1: plays along for a minute. Instance, Ah, I'm very shy.
Speaker 1: Could we go in private? Right? And they walk in
Speaker 1: private and Arnold conks him and takes the priestly garbs.
Speaker 1: Not PC, it's not PC, but it's just fascinating that
Speaker 1: once again, I really want to stress that the cult
Speaker 1: in the movie has the hippie exterior with the interior
Speaker 1: of the total mind control stuff, which is literally how
Speaker 1: the hippie stuff is, right, the real inner structure of
Speaker 1: the hippies, right, and the CIA mind control from Tim
Speaker 1: Leary who was tim Leary's number one guy Crowley, right,
Speaker 1: Larry said you can thank the CIA for the whole
Speaker 1: counterculture of the sixties. And by the way, I am
Speaker 1: the new incarnation and annoints the successor of Crole. He
Speaker 1: says that in the interviews, now back to my notes here.
Speaker 1: So Arnold, as I said, you just stumble around in
Speaker 1: Hyborea for a little while, you'll eventually fall into a
Speaker 1: tomb or upon a bunch of orgies or lesbian witches.
Speaker 1: And he finds the sword that he needs, and then
Speaker 1: he happens upon a banshee. They have sex magic, and
Speaker 1: yes it's sex magic because at the point of the
Speaker 1: Kulitis the banshee gets possessed once again, we're back at
Speaker 1: the Krohleian level stuff. And she prophesies that what Arnold
Speaker 1: is going to do right Zamora is her name, the witch,
Speaker 1: and she prophesies that one will come from the north,
Speaker 1: the servant of Crome from Valhalla, to destroy the snake cult.
Speaker 1: There's also an a Nietzschean element to the film too,
Speaker 1: with the fact that Falsa Doom's cult is it's a
Speaker 1: bunch of priests, and this plays into Nietzsche's idea of
Speaker 1: like genealogy of morals and where morals quote unquote come
Speaker 1: from and Nietzsche thinks that in the ancient world, the
Speaker 1: priest class is really who had the power, and that
Speaker 1: they were the power behind the throne, and they could
Speaker 1: kind of hold everybody captive to the priestly ruse and
Speaker 1: deception that they foisted. And so Nietzsche is a great
Speaker 1: quote at the beginning because it kind of gives credence
Speaker 1: to the idea that the warrior class right is set
Speaker 1: over against the priest class because the priest class is
Speaker 1: very corrupt, which is true. I mean, we can give
Speaker 1: Nietzsche some credit there because many cases and many times
Speaker 1: in history that's obviously true. The priest classes totally corrupt
Speaker 1: and degenerate like our day. Hello, but when they now,
Speaker 1: by the way, you can just also just sort of
Speaker 1: stumble upon all of your your fellow quest comrades. You
Speaker 1: just stumble upon, like you just walk around and you
Speaker 1: meet your Asian sidekick. You just stumble around and you
Speaker 1: meet you find your magic sword. You stumble around and
Speaker 1: you find your blonde lover. I don't know what she is,
Speaker 1: we don't know where she's She just kind of stumbles
Speaker 1: into the scene. Oh, by the way, hey, what's up
Speaker 1: doing to go in there? And steal some shit. That's
Speaker 1: literally how he meets her, and so they infiltrate the
Speaker 1: Temple of Set. It's called the Temple of Set, and
Speaker 1: there are the snaked deceivers as they're called. By the way,
Speaker 1: crom Crui, upon which most people think Chrome Conan's god
Speaker 1: is based, crom Krua actually did require human sacrifice, which
Speaker 1: I've always thought was amusing because you watch the movie
Speaker 1: and you think, oh, Arnold is there to put an
Speaker 1: end to the cannibalism and the human sacrifice of the
Speaker 1: snake cult. But it turns out that in Irish Gaelic history,
Speaker 1: Crome Cruis was a human sacrifice god that Saint Patrick
Speaker 1: booted right when Saint Patrick christianized Ireland get rid of
Speaker 1: the human sacrifice crom krue cult. By the way, that
Speaker 1: there's a great scene where Arnold gets drunk and where
Speaker 1: he begins to get wealthy and lazy, and he's offered
Speaker 1: a bevy of women. And by the way, in the
Speaker 1: ancient Hyborian world they did know the term sluts, right,
Speaker 1: And so he's offered a bevy of women and he
Speaker 1: says dal sluts and then he bunk knocks a camel
Speaker 1: out literally knocks the camel out after saying, all the
Speaker 1: women are sluts. Pretty based. Actually, I'd like to punch
Speaker 1: a camel and call a bunch of women's sluts. That
Speaker 1: sounds pretty based. They enter the Tower of the Serpent
Speaker 1: to look for the eye of the Serpent. This is
Speaker 1: interesting because watch my Mandy review, because in my analysis
Speaker 1: of Mandy, I go into the idea of the symbolic
Speaker 1: meaning of the eye of the serpent. So you have
Speaker 1: to go over and find my Mandy in a cage
Speaker 1: Mandy analysis to see what I think the eye of
Speaker 1: the Serpent refers to. Now they wreak some havoc up
Speaker 1: in here. They get rid of the cheeseball. Actually the
Speaker 1: snake is not too bad, right, because it's I mean,
Speaker 1: it's an animatronic puppet snake, But it's not that bad.
Speaker 1: It's actually it looks pretty good. They get rid of
Speaker 1: all that cleaning, all that up, and we see for
Speaker 1: the first time the all seeing eye, the Ulsa Doom's
Speaker 1: symbol is all so in all saying, ay, it's not
Speaker 1: just the double headed snake with the black son. Think
Speaker 1: of the ancient black son idea which came up in
Speaker 1: the Midsummer analysis. Go watch My Midsummer Analysis by the way,
Speaker 1: for there, because there was a scant subtle reference to
Speaker 1: the Black Sun. Now. Falsodam of course runs a sex
Speaker 1: cult and he wants vestal virgins. We also see the
Speaker 1: or Borros president here. All seeing I in the background,
Speaker 1: I think Stone is all think Oliver Stone is telling
Speaker 1: us something a long time ago, right. He was probably
Speaker 1: like bruh, I told you all what was going on
Speaker 1: long time ago. None of y'all caught it, noney all
Speaker 1: understood what was going on. Stogy's if you've watched my
Speaker 1: Stogies clip, not mine everything is terrible Stogy clip, but
Speaker 1: go watch the Stoge clip and that's exactly that's exactly
Speaker 1: how he sounds. It's also a mind control cult enter
Speaker 1: in the mind control So Thalsea Doom knows not just
Speaker 1: how to run shit, right, but he also knows how
Speaker 1: to mind control. He has mind controlled the daughter of
Speaker 1: the king. Maxwell saidaw and brought her into his hippie
Speaker 1: cult and he's got her under his spell. So there's
Speaker 1: a cult that runs stuff. They do human sacrifice, traffic people, kids,
Speaker 1: They worship snake gods, They mind control. They have an
Speaker 1: underground base and a mountain of power. It's almost like,
Speaker 1: do we actually live in that world of Hyborea? And
Speaker 1: the answer is yes, I was just bewitched by a
Speaker 1: lesbian witch queen tonight. I'm joking. I did find this
Speaker 1: plastic sword in CROM's Atlantean dungeon. By the way, the
Speaker 1: cult looks kind of like Oh Show's cult. By the way,
Speaker 1: if you notice that, which is fascinating. Now, in order
Speaker 1: to join the cult, you have to go through mystical
Speaker 1: stages of attaining total emptiness. Where have we heard that?
Speaker 1: Like I said, it's a new age created Eastern cult,
Speaker 1: and you go through total emptiness so that you lose
Speaker 1: all your willpower, all your faculties, and you just submit
Speaker 1: to whatever tools. The doom says. It's a mind control cult,
Speaker 1: a mind control cult with an all seeing eye at
Speaker 1: the top of it. Oh yeah, Now, Arnold isn't just
Speaker 1: an Arnold character. He's also a christ Like character, which
Speaker 1: is fascinating because he's sentenced after he tries to infiltrate
Speaker 1: the cult. He's sentenced to hanging on the tree of
Speaker 1: what oh in a crucifixion, right, So he becomes a
Speaker 1: christlike type of figure and he's kind of mineft by
Speaker 1: Thulsa Doom because Ulso Done says, dude, you wouldn't be
Speaker 1: you if it wasn't for all the trauma I inflicted
Speaker 1: on you. So you owe me a thanks, right, And
Speaker 1: that's kind of the abuser abuse the relationship.
Speaker 6: Right.
Speaker 1: The abuser is always saying, I've only made you stronger,
Speaker 1: I've only helped you. You should thank me for all
Speaker 1: my abuse, right, gaslighting type stuff. Right, And we see
Speaker 1: the power of the mind control clt because Thulsa Doom
Speaker 1: quite literally says, allow me to show you. Come to me,
Speaker 1: Come come to me, my child. Come to me, Come
Speaker 1: to me my child. Right, and the girl just sort
Speaker 1: of walks off the cliff and power mind control cults. Now,
Speaker 1: Arnold undergoes his death barrel resurrection ritual. He pulls an
Speaker 1: Aussie and bites the next of the vultures. In reality,
Speaker 1: we're told he dies sort of, but the ritual of
Speaker 1: Maco brings him back or doesn't allow him to fully die.
Speaker 1: He's kind of in between states. But we have a
Speaker 1: kind of death brow resurrection ritual and Arnold is then
Speaker 1: able to return and take out false Doom. And in
Speaker 1: the end, what's interesting is that. I guess we could
Speaker 1: debate the meaning of the end. We kind of have
Speaker 1: the idea that of what his dad told him at
Speaker 1: the beginning? Are the gods just men? By the way,
Speaker 1: there's a cannibal cult aspect of this, dude, did you
Speaker 1: notice that in the Mytlanta Green Peace soup that Thulsa
Speaker 1: Doom's cooking up, there's hands and body parts. So it's
Speaker 1: a cannibal cult that uses sex, magic and traffics people
Speaker 1: and sacrifices them. It sounds like thualset or something, right.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And so in the end, when Arnold saves the princess,
Speaker 1: the princess sort of bows to him and he's kind
Speaker 1: of like, yeah, whatever, right, he burns down the snake temple.
Speaker 1: So is the meaning of the movie the Gods of Men?
Speaker 1: Is that what the meaning movie means? Or is it
Speaker 1: christ like symbology? Interesting, that's up for you. I guess Now.
Speaker 1: We will have a boiler room in an hour, so
Speaker 1: stick around if you're interested. Uh, we'll be backstreaming the
Speaker 1: bridle Room right clime crime Stags, and I hope you
Speaker 1: enjoyed my brief analysis. By the way, I got a
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Speaker 1: the request, bro, when you gonna cover some Val Kilmer,
Speaker 1: and I have to say I've been negligent. I've been
Speaker 1: lax in covering the gods. I'm mad I've been laxing
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Speaker 1: Tell me more about these phallic powers. I'm not like you.
Speaker 1: Ah ah. Stogs stogies are phallic. So the answer to
Speaker 1: the question about the phallic powers is in the Arnold
Speaker 1: clip on my twitter about stogies. That's your other homework.
Speaker 1: Go to my tweet tweeter grew it to me tree
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Speaker 1: the greatest clips of all time. By the way, make
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Speaker 1: and then you'll Marl Karks. You will understand the phallic
Speaker 1: powers when you watch Arnold explain stogies to you, because
Speaker 1: stogies are phelic g ten dollars. My god laughs, such
Speaker 1: your god, he lasts from his mountain. Or was that
Speaker 1: the line of.
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Speaker 1: I did a Buddy Cop episode and the algorithm killed it.
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