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Speaker 1: Three two one zero dire wave.

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Speaker 1: Dire wave. The scientific method cannot justify the scientific method.

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Therefore itself is a dogmatical physper.

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Speaker 1: The Brazienski model, the take the craft model, is much

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more interested in the incremental, slow, killed Fabian approach to

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bringing the technocracy into being. So they're not going to

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send the Homeland security troops to round you up and

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put you in a FEMA camp. They'd much rather promote

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everybody being in national video games, the Disney ulog, the

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virtual reality and all this kind of stuff is in

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much better FEMA camp in your home. They don't need

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the FEMA camp. It's it's too messy, it's a big ordeal.

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Uh and it's all the nonsense of all the patriot

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crap on the radio.

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Speaker 3: That's not gonna happen.

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Speaker 1: They don't need to the The shadow of the global

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government is already here. And as we said that, it's

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in the latter stages of the mopping up process to

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move it into the next phase and ig between two

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ages of the next age.

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Speaker 6: And you hear from me all.

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Speaker 8: You can bear the now listening to the diary wave,

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you can hear me now wench made Joe Oblivian.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, there we go. Yeah. See you have to switch

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between all these different audio things blah blah blah blah blah.

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Speaker 9: So I don't want you to hear beautiful things that

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I hear right and dire way, that's whe die way.

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Speaker 3: You don't hear that.

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Speaker 6: We're gonna stay.

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Speaker 1: Welcome, welcome, which made j of O blievey boy, we're

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daring of y'all.

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Speaker 6: Get to.

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Speaker 1: Bye great ze.

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Speaker 9: All that word salad is just part of my wizardry.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, what's up? Oh, I'm just on the phone. I'm

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talking to the wizards talk yeah about to.

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Speaker 6: Kick and come a stall here, say called Tario, come

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to me, my son jump up that yeah, really.

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Speaker 1: Problem crime, Why that's right, don't tire way, we're not kicking.

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Speaker 5: Song.

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Speaker 6: Here we go.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, Soldiers of oblivion.

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Speaker 6: I'm trying to die away down.

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Speaker 1: I had a good song I was going to sing.

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It was great during the first few minutes, and then

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the microphone. What doesn't you have to switch it over

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in the mixer. Blah blah blah blah blah. The riddle

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of live streaming. You know, it's different when you have

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people on. You have to switch everything over when it's

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just me, So it's different. All right, Welcome to the

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Conan Show. Damn it. I had the best Pagan Conan

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song and it worked so good with the doarwave. I'll

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just have to sing over the doorwave and upload that

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separate or upload that. As the intro to Conan Kanan Conan,

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somebody said, are you doing an episode on Conan O'Brien

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and I said, no, Conan, the old barbarian, that's what

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you mean. Yes, So we're gonna start with the stinkball

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Red Sanja Read Sanja was a terrible movie. It ended

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people's careers. It was a bunch of dirt, a bunch

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of nonsense. And we're gonna start with some of the

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cool movie facts about Red Sanja. It was a giant disappointment.

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Cost eighteen million dollars and it made seven million, and

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it was released on the same day as Back to

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the Future. Bad idea, right. It killed the careers of

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the two screenplay writers, George Fraser and Clive Exton. You're out,

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You're done. You have a twenty million dollar bomb that

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makes seven. You're out now.

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Speaker 2: I know.

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Speaker 1: This was supposed to be the third in the Conan series,

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but it was so difficult to get this made that

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it just ended up being a big disaster. U there

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was a steamy affair between Arnold and Bougitte Nielsen. Arnold

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then dumped her when they got back from filming. I

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think this was filmed in Mexico. Yeah, no, no, I'm sorry,

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one was filmed, but it's Conan the Destroyer that was

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time as Doune, hence the day Lorentis Film Company connection.

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and then Brigette came back and married Stallone. This is

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accredited nineteen eighty five with killing the Sword and Sandel

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genre for many, many, many years. I don't know what

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the next Sword and Sandal hit would be Lord of

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the Rings. I don't know. Not much in the nineties

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Remember First Night I was a bunch of junk. Remember that?

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Remember that Dragon movie with Sean Connery that was awful. Anyway,

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Arnold is on record supposedly, now this is just from

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movie facts. I don't know if this is true, but

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it's funny, right, it makes for a good a good story.

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in this film, and he claims that when he was

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disciplining his children, he would actually punish them for their

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misbehavement by making them watch Red Sonja. That's pretty good.

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That was one of That's one of Arnold's best jokes.

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I'll have to give him credit for that. Let's see, Yeah,

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we did that. So when he started dating Maria Shriver,

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she married Slash Stallone and that didn't last very long.

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to Arnold in the first one. So that's some neat

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movie facts. We're gonna be including the neat movie movie

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facts section, just to spice it up a little bit

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so that we're so that we're not typecast. I can't

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be typecast. That's the guy who does esoteric movie reviews.

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Speaker 6: Uh.

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Speaker 1: She has savage red hair. According to the movie of

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description savage. She grows up in a savage land. She

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is a pagan shield maiden of Alcyrie. Where is Vargue?

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Is this does varga fan or is this Hollywood destroying

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the legitimate honor and history of the Aryan shield maidens

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clam It takes place during the Highborian Age, which is

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a fictional creation of the comic book from which it arises,

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which comes from the Hyperborean mythical ancient Greek lands, the

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lands of the North where the giants come from, right

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where gigantic r Martin's come from the Land of the North.

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Vengeance shall be yours, right, This is what they tell

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the spirits of the Valkyrie's I guess bridget Sonja when

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she's raped and pillaged by the forces of the evil Queen. Now,

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this is such a cookie cutter plot that it's quite

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literally the same plot as Conan, But they just stuck

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in the red headed chick right, and of course it's

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very subtle. But did you notice that the queen, the

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evil witch Queen, is a lesbian. She's an evil witch

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lesbian queen. I never caught that until this last viewing.

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do red mullet. We see a weird cult just like

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the destruction of the talisman. The talisman is a glowing

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green volleyball that is able to create worlds. This is

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the white bitch Starbucks cult, the white bitch wine Mom

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Starbucks cult. I don't know why. They're all white bitches.

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God of the Gods, the Creator's talisman. But the talisman

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destroy it. Now, this is interesting because this is an

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obvious gnostic theme, right that the ability to create worlds

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is merely just some advanced technology, and that will eventually

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have this advanced technology. But here it's a bunch of

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white bitches that got the control of it. Right now,

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if they have the ability to create worlds, why don't

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they just create a world where there's no lesbian witch queens.

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Sun Job, because we then see, in the midst of

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the witch Queen, the lesbian witch queen, shows up and

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she's ready to steal the talisman for its power. But

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why didn't she just steal the talisman the day before

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the destruction ritual? I mean, if you knew that there

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until the day that it's going to be tossed into

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the abyss to hijacket. Anyway, So the eighties, by the way,

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they really enjoyed glowing green things and glowing blue things.

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Eighties blue lightning and glowing green orbs and talismans and goo.

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of evil, the substance of evil itself is glowing green goo.

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Slimmer is glowing green goo. No one can touch it,

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touch it, touch it except the women and particularly the

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virgins and whatnot. Right, Well, I'm not sure what this

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conin series. I don't know why. No one can touch it,

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one can touch it. Now again, I don't see why.

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new world without the lesbian witch queen. By the way,

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not PC. This is not PC. Evil lesbian witch queens

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should have every right to steal winch maidens if they

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so desire. So this is BC. That's not PC. However,

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n PC. Anyway, I don't know what it means. Somebody

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learned what you see. Let me skip the Hyboria note.

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So we learned that she hates men, right, she's been

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raped and mistreated, maltreatment, and so she is a social

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justice warder. She's read Sonya Justice Warrior. She's a Sonya

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Justice Warrior. And even her pie May looking handler tells her.

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gonna make you happy. I'm gonna pull him up for

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you here. Uh is this guy an inspiration for pie May?

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He sure looks like it. Let's see. Oh man, I

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kill some time with a good I put my sword

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in my mouth, locker down, barbarian. I picked my teeth

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with a sword.

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Speaker 1: So her handler, just like Arnold, has an Asian Eastern handler. Racious.

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Speaker 1: Yeah? I know here? We got pay may? Yeah she.

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be sure it's under the tutelage of a guy that

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looks like that, because if you look like that, you

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know your ship. Dude. Don't you think I do? Now?

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she's just waiting to be conquered by a stronger man

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because when she meets Arnold after she finds her lovely

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Asian sidekick. Lovely Asian size sidekicks were very token in

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the eighties. Short round right goonies shot around John Right.

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There's a cute little Asian sidekick in this one, kicking butt.

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Speaker 1: He's called Prince sounds like Prince Tart. I'm not sure

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what his name. Prince Tarn I think is the name,

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but it sounds like he says Prince Tart. Then concern

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h Conan. What's interesting is Conan's concerned with consent. That's

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what I found most fascinating about this is that Conan

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doesn't just have his ways with this winch Mage. He

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asked for consent, and that's respectable that Conan would have

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some bc PC and he respects Sonya Justice Warrior. And

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then I thought the movie is driven by the mcguffin, right,

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the talisman. And then I thought, if talisman's are mcguffins,

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does life have a mcguffin. That's something I want you

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stink bomb. That's it. That's all we have from red Sonja.

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bad movie. Next we move to Conan led Destroyer, Conan

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excuse me, yes, Conan of the Destroyed, another stink bomb.

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The only good film in these is Conan the Barbarian,

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which is pretty good for what it is, right, I

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mean's goofy, but it's good, and it has the most

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esoteric stuff, the most interesting stuff, and we can thank

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the great Oliver Stone for that. Although there's some interesting

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facts about Oliver Stone's Conan that I will relate to

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you in a moment that I didn't know. Fifteen things

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you probably didn't know about Conan the Destroyer. It's based

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on the nineteen fifty eight film of The Vikings, and

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so for this part too. In the Loose Trilogy, director

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John Millius went and hired Richard Fleischer, who directed The Vikings.

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The original script had numerous changes. It wasn't the movie

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that everybody thought it was going to be. It kept changing,

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and it was filmed in Mexico to cut down on costs.

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At the same time, out of the day lo Renis

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Production company as David Lynch's nineteen eighty four Dune. I

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thought that was really neat. There are some similar characters

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in different roles between this trilogy and Dune Allivia to Albo.

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The Princess was thirty team when the film began. Wilch

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Chamberlain is in this. If you don't recall Wilt Chamberlain,

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who of sleeping with twenty thousand women fame supposedly. No,

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that's sure. I believe that. But that's that's the That

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would be like three hose a day for twenty years. Yeah,

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I'm not sure I believe that anyway, if you want to.

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By the way, if you're enjoying this show, be sure

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you nerds out there. If you haven't followed my insta.

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Speaker 1: Yes, there's boiler room tonight. If you're not Wench Maidens,

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Wench Nerds, there will be a boiler room tonight. This

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also has Grace Jones, by the way, from View to

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a Kill Fame, as we discussed in View would Kill.

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So there's our lovely couple there. This was at the

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same time that Arnold got his dual Austrian US citizenship

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the day that filming began, and this actually during the filming,

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and this actually helped destroy there being any Conan three

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because Arnold was too busy moving into politics by the

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time there was going to be in the late nineties

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and early two thousands Conan three. And lastly, here the

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Raiders of the Lost Arc Nazi who gets knocked into

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the propeller if you remember that scene, is the same

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guy who plays I'm on Toss the Magician, who looks

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like Alan Moore by the way, a bald Alan Moore.

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He has the same little magician's clause that Alan Moore has.

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Let's see. So moving on here, Andre the Giant plays

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the Daygoth creature, which is interesting. I didn't know that

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little cameo by Andre the Giants. The monster was a

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creation of the people that made e t and there

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was going to be Oh yeah. Another reason there was

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going to be a sequel was Creditor foiled Conan three. Interesting.

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If you're a fan of eighties movies and B movies,

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you'll like this kind of stuff because there so the

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third Conyan this is crazy that was going to be

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made was turned into Cole the Cronker. If you've seen Cole,

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that awful B movie which I think Riff Tracks has done.

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Coal now or they were going to do Cole. That

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was the last live one I think they were going

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to do. I think they've done it Cole The Conqueror,

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which has a early Liam Neeson spot in that film.

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Liam Neeson is one of the one of his early roles.

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Call the Conqueror is the original screenplay for Conan three.

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The third Conan was going to be done again in

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two thousand and two. It would have been called King

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Conan Crown of Iron and it would have been the

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Wolkowski sisters to direct it. So no Conan's and we'll

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quickly move through this. And because this movie is for shipbirds, dude,

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it's a shipbird movie. It is terrible. It was also believable. No,

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I think it made money. I think you And that's

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what see Arnold could make movies make money. That was

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part of the reason why Arnold was. They knew he

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could carry the plot and not the plot excuse you

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definitely can't carry that. They knew he could carry the money.

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And so he actually wasn't a big part of Red Sonya,

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but they brought him in and shot scenes to put

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him in, to make him a character to help salvage

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what they thought would be a box office disaster, which

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it was interesting facts. I love all this stuff, very fascinating.

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And he's actually put into the poster when he has

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this very small role, but he's put into the poster

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to beef up the box office. This was still the

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age when a single person could carry at the box office.

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That's pretty crazy. There's a little bit of that left,

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but not like it was in the eighties. And if

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you watch, Arnold is a terrible actor, I mean hilariously bad.

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He gets a better a little bit. It'll give us

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some credit because he does get a little bit better,

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But I mean I would play the Stogies clip. If

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you haven't seen the Stogies clip, that's great. But I

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can't play the Stogies clip because that's when I made

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my joke video about bad videos. That one got flagged

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for copyright. So I can't play the Stogies clip. But

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you can go watch the Stogies clip on my Twitter

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it's still scroll down a little bit you'll see the

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Stogies clip. It's it's awesome. One of my favorite Arnold lines. Ever,

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if you've not followed Jays Analysis over on the tweet stream,

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be sure and follow on my Twitter there at Jay's

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analysis as well as the Instagram and scroll down a

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bit in the media section and you'll see the Stogies

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clip Arnold on Stogy's one of the funniest clips I've

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seen in a long time now. Arnold apparently thought that

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acting was grunting and yelling. I'm not joking either, like

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he really thought that. I think he thought that that's

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what you do when you act. You just kind of

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he thought that the word acting translated to acting out,

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like acting crazy and grunting and you and so everything

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is over the top, and that actually kind of makes

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it more entertaining. It's like the story that I've told

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many times about where when DVD commentaries were new and

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he was watching, they were interviewing him for the DVD

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commentary on something like Total Recall or something right not

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like late nineties, early two thousands DVDs, and Arnold didn't

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really get what DVD commentaries were going to be, and

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so somebody needs to dig it up. I've heard it.

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It's actually pretty funny. But he thought it was just

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laughing and talking about what's happening, and so the DVD

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commentaries aren't it's just him going.

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Speaker 12: Ha look dah ha, what am I doing? This guy

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fucking crazy ha wow. And there's no DVD commentary.

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Speaker 1: It's just him like laughing at the scenes, which is

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actually itself pretty damn funny. So I think it's on

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total recall. But if somebody can dig that up, please

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dig that up. That's really funny. I saw it ten

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years ago on YouTube. Who knows if it can be

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dug up. But so in this one, we're going in reverse,

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right in part two, we did Part three Red Sonja,

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and now we're doing Conan the Destroyer. Conan has butt

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hest hurt over the loss of San dald Bergemann, his babe.

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And of course in Hyperborea hy Boia, you can't go

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five miles without stumbling onto a lesbian witch queen or

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into the tomb from Atlantis. I mean you literally you

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can't go anywhere, like you're just stumbling over you know,

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magical devices and lesbian witch queens, they're just everywhere. And

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a lesbian witch queen wanders in and tells Arnold that

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he she can give him his desires, she can give

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him back sandel Bergmann, whom Darth Vader destroyed with a

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snake arrow and by the way. The tomb where Arnold

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got the sword. CROM's tomb is supposed to be an

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ancient Atlantean tomb. I didn't learn that until this recent viewing.

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If you read about the film, you'll find that that

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that was in the screenplay. So there is in this

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one a dreaming god, interesting dreaming god named Dagoth and

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dey Goth is this three horned god who's missing his horn,

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and the princess has been taken captive by a wizard.

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This wizard has the ability to keep people in their

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alpha wave state almost it's like they're in a sleep

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state my control, and he seems to have the key

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to the princess. The Virgin princesses subconscious and it takes

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Arnold to free her from the wizard. There's a very

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mind control esque scene where Arnold has to break the

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mini mirrors, the shatter the mirror prison world by which

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the wizard holds the princess captive. So there's a woke

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sleep motif throughout all. This is what I'm trying to say,

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a woke sleep motif which is very MK right. Only

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Jenha the Princess, the Virgin Princess can touch the key

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once again, only the princess can touch it. What is

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this about exactly? And there is once again a sex

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magic component to this, which we will find very clear

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in Conan the Barbarian. The key unlocks the treasure. The

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key is a jeweled horn. Hello, we know what that's

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talking about, and we have In other words, the power

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of magical virginity can be unlocked, and the princess is

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to be sacrificed. Of course, Conan deals with all this right,

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saves the princess. We all know what happens. Kind of

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a no brainer, very paper thin plot. But they did

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stick in a few of those esoteric elements right. By

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the way, if you want to support Jayson now, just

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feel free to with super chats, no super chest to night.

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I guess you guys don't like the movie shows like

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movies anymore? Oh my god, I have to quit. Is

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there a picture of the horn? The horn of day Goth?

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By the way, they just kind of mixed the different

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gods right, Daygone day Goth. So you get your rights

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and rituals. Make sure you get all your rights and

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rituals down, Michael, troll your winch major and use your

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fallic powers. Got a channel those fallic powers. What's up

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one hundred and fifty five yards. Yes, boiler room tonight

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nine o'clock we'll have boiler room Eastern. Be sure and

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join us for boiler room. I hope you're enjoying our

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breakdown of Conyan. I had a lot of people request

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Conan for a long time. They're like, do Conyan the Barbarian?

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Do Conan? And I do think that there is a

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sex magic component to this, and it's going to be

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most clear when we look at Conan the Destroyer the

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original and we went in reverse because I wanted to

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save the best for last, right. I want you guys

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here for the final scene. Oliver Stone writes this, and

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did you know that this was really supposed to be

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a post apocalyptic way into the future thing. Yeah, that's

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kind of weird, right, And then they decided we're not

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doing that because it's gonna cost seventy million dollars and

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we can shoot sword and sandal epics for way cheaper,

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bro And they did some of the interesting facts about

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Conan the Barbarian. Arnold was too buff and couldn't wield

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his sword properly, so he had to slow down on

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the royds and get less swolled dog, get a little

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less swole like me, Get a little less swoll and

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then you can wield your sword.

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Speaker 6: Bro.

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Speaker 1: They did give Arnold a lot of weapons training, a

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lot of martial arts training, and horse riding lessons. So

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he had to train with an eleven pround broad sword

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for two hours a day for three months. And the

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broad swords cost ten thousand dollars. I don't know why

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they would cost.

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Speaker 6: Ten thousand dollars.

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Speaker 1: But who knows that these movie sites movie fact sites

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are true. I don't know, but they make for great story.

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It's right the Runes. By the way, Arnold did his

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own stunts, which is commendable. That's pretty crazy because there's

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actually some pretty interesting stunts in Conan the Barbarian, one

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of which was very fascinating that we'll hear in a minute.

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So the Runes on Conan's father's sword actually did translate.

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The ruins translate to SOATHO no guilt? Ye who wields

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this in the name of crime. Conan's response to the

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Mongol General is one of the best lines. Of course,

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it's Arnold's first line. The Mongold General says, what is

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the media of life, and Arnold says, famously, cross.

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Speaker 13: Your enemies, see them driven before you. Here the lamentations,

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all the emen. That's a great line, all right.

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Speaker 1: Oliver Stone set thet in the future in the Downfall

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Civilization post apocalyptic nightmare, and it was going to be

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a four hour saga with a bunch of creatures. It

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would have cost the studio seventy million dollars and they

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decided heck no. So John Millius came on board to

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direct and rewrote much of oliver Stone's script. The future

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setting was thankfully abandoned and the original timeline was restored

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to save money. Arnold suffered a this is the crazy part,

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a crippling back injury because he fell on a rock

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in that dog scene, remember the dogs that are chasing

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00:41:31,880 --> 00:41:37,840
him before he falls into CROM's Atlantean tune. Arnold was

468
00:41:38,079 --> 00:41:42,199
freaked out. That was real and Arnold thought those dogs

469
00:41:42,239 --> 00:41:43,679
were going to bite him. Looks like they were going

470
00:41:43,760 --> 00:41:46,800
to and so he actually fell off of the rocks

471
00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:57,599
in his back. They actually created a few scenes in

472
00:41:57,719 --> 00:42:02,280
the film to specifically mimic the artwork of Frank Frazetta.

473
00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:05,400
Everybody knows who Frank Frazetta is, of course, uh, the

474
00:42:05,559 --> 00:42:08,760
orgy chamber, the fulso doomed snake, and the fight scenes

475
00:42:10,920 --> 00:42:13,599
when Conan gets his sword, it's supposed to be the

476
00:42:13,719 --> 00:42:17,639
tomb of Chrome from Atlantis. And that's an interesting connection

477
00:42:17,719 --> 00:42:21,239
because if you don't remember, at the very beginning, Conan's

478
00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:24,360
dad tells him that, right, he tells him that, uh, yeah,

479
00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:27,039
there's all these gods or whatever, and and don't worry

480
00:42:27,079 --> 00:42:33,519
about all that trust and steel. So Arnold trusts and steel. Now,

481
00:42:33,599 --> 00:42:37,679
the most fascinating fact of the whole movie is this,

482
00:42:38,440 --> 00:42:42,639
which was that during the crucifixion scene, when Arnold is

483
00:42:42,639 --> 00:42:44,920
hanging on the tree. I don't know if this is true,

484
00:42:44,920 --> 00:42:47,239
but it makes for a great story, they used a

485
00:42:47,320 --> 00:42:54,119
live vulture to peck at Arnold's boobies. Now, when Arnold

486
00:42:54,159 --> 00:42:57,719
bites the neck, he pulls an assie. It was a

487
00:42:57,760 --> 00:43:02,719
bloods he might it was a blood because he bites

488
00:43:02,840 --> 00:43:08,840
an actual vulture and he spits the blood out and

489
00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:12,000
the feathers out, and it says that they immediately had

490
00:43:12,039 --> 00:43:15,639
to rinse Arnold's mouth to avoid disease. So Arnold literally

491
00:43:15,719 --> 00:43:19,639
pulls an Aussie. That was a crazy movie fact. Now,

492
00:43:19,960 --> 00:43:21,519
thank you for those superchants. We'll get to those in

493
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a minute. Be sure, of course you can now, of

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The basis of a TV show called Hollywood to Code.

506
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You can also watch that a Guy TV. Now, when

507
00:44:05,599 --> 00:44:12,079
we cut to the meat, the meat the goblet, I mean,

508
00:44:12,119 --> 00:44:18,920
I'm talking about meat off of a sword. Meat, we

509
00:44:19,079 --> 00:44:21,079
get to Conan the Destroyer. This is where it gets

510
00:44:21,159 --> 00:44:25,760
really cool. Now it begins with a quote from Nietzsche,

511
00:44:26,119 --> 00:44:28,440
right Wild to power. Nietzsche. If you don't know about him,

512
00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:33,000
Fred nietzschee that which has not hurt me only makes

513
00:44:33,039 --> 00:44:36,599
me stronger, which is a Kelly Clarkson song. So thank

514
00:44:36,639 --> 00:44:47,159
you too, Kelly Cromson, Kelly Crime for popularizing the Nietzsche phrase,

515
00:44:47,639 --> 00:44:54,880
the famous Niche quote Nietsche Clarkson, Nietzsche, Crompson, Kelly Cromson.

516
00:44:57,280 --> 00:45:01,320
We have another China man's sidekick. Of course in the eighties,

517
00:45:01,440 --> 00:45:05,719
gotta have a China and sidekick. Chrom is a personal

518
00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:08,159
god and he's related to the time of the Giants.

519
00:45:09,480 --> 00:45:11,440
There was a time of chaos, out of which order

520
00:45:11,480 --> 00:45:14,719
sprang Chrome goes back to Atlantis. As I said, this

521
00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:17,119
is at the beginning sequence when his father's telling him

522
00:45:17,119 --> 00:45:20,760
about the importance of the sword. The gods left this

523
00:45:20,880 --> 00:45:24,840
secret of iron to men. Men are derived their power

524
00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:28,079
from knowing the secrets of iron. Genesis six kind of stuff,

525
00:45:28,320 --> 00:45:38,360
you know, Book of Enich type stuff. Right, The klan

526
00:45:38,719 --> 00:45:44,840
who has raped and pillaged Arne's village raped in pillage

527
00:45:44,880 --> 00:45:48,559
Arne's village is the double headed snake Klan. So here

528
00:45:48,639 --> 00:45:52,559
we have the serpentine David Ike worldview, the cheetah Uri,

529
00:45:57,960 --> 00:45:59,920
and we have the death of the mother. Right are loose.

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00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:04,400
There's another traumatic scenery, traumatonization and actually trauma again. This

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00:46:04,559 --> 00:46:07,519
plays into both this one and the next one, right,

532
00:46:07,559 --> 00:46:10,239
because well, all three of the characters are traumatized, and

533
00:46:10,320 --> 00:46:11,800
I think that makes a little more sense when we

534
00:46:11,880 --> 00:46:14,199
get to the trauma based mind control of the princess

535
00:46:15,280 --> 00:46:21,840
in Conan two that we just covered, right, But Arnold

536
00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:23,639
is traumatized, and that's going to play into it later

537
00:46:23,719 --> 00:46:28,079
because False Doom is going to try to use that

538
00:46:28,760 --> 00:46:31,599
as his trigger, right, He's going to try to trigger

539
00:46:32,840 --> 00:46:41,400
Conan when they confront one another. Now, if you didn't know,

540
00:46:43,400 --> 00:46:46,880
False Doom has art hole bangs, and this is what

541
00:46:47,079 --> 00:46:52,119
makes him exceptionally evil. If you don't know what an

542
00:46:52,159 --> 00:46:54,079
art ho is, go look up the art hole meme

543
00:46:55,239 --> 00:46:57,800
and my recent videos where I make front of artims.

544
00:46:59,760 --> 00:47:04,679
But he definitely has art ho banks and he does

545
00:47:04,760 --> 00:47:08,679
fancy himself kind of a deep arto of sorts, does

546
00:47:08,760 --> 00:47:12,000
he not? Yes, he does, because there is an aesthetic

547
00:47:12,159 --> 00:47:15,920
to the snake cult. And he's actually spoken of as

548
00:47:15,960 --> 00:47:18,480
a demigod. Did you notice that that Tulsa Doom is

549
00:47:18,559 --> 00:47:22,199
a called a demigod? Right because maxivon sideal, who's the

550
00:47:22,360 --> 00:47:28,679
king whose daughter has been kidnapped by Thulse Doom says,

551
00:47:28,920 --> 00:47:31,039
I'm sick of this Demi God. Can you go take

552
00:47:31,119 --> 00:47:39,280
care of Tulsa Doom. Now, guess what this cult does.

553
00:47:39,679 --> 00:47:42,639
They traffic in kids. They still kids, don't they. Well,

554
00:47:42,679 --> 00:47:44,920
this is starting to sound real. So they still kids.

555
00:47:45,480 --> 00:47:49,039
They traumatize them, and they turn them into hippies. Did

556
00:47:49,119 --> 00:47:52,239
you notice it's a hippie cult. So you have like

557
00:47:52,280 --> 00:47:59,079
a hippie exterior of flower power tards that are run

558
00:47:59,239 --> 00:48:05,119
in secret. Buy a bunch of luciferian serpentine cannibalistic snake worshippers.

559
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:11,440
Is Oliver Stone telling us about Hollywood? Perhaps sounds like it.

560
00:48:14,639 --> 00:48:18,559
So they still kids. They put Arnold to work, like Samson,

561
00:48:19,800 --> 00:48:22,119
get your ass to the mill, grind on that thing,

562
00:48:22,239 --> 00:48:26,480
grind that mill for the next twenty years. Arnold the

563
00:48:26,599 --> 00:48:32,400
wheel of time, the wheel of struggle, the wheel of history. Right,

564
00:48:33,199 --> 00:48:36,320
it's a very Nietzschean kind of concept. Right, So Arnold

565
00:48:36,400 --> 00:48:38,320
grinds away at the wheel of time. And it's almost

566
00:48:38,360 --> 00:48:46,960
like a clock you see, which is interesting scenery. It's

567
00:48:46,960 --> 00:48:50,159
almost like a nineties exercise equipment type of thing, body

568
00:48:50,199 --> 00:48:53,280
by wheel or something. And it's very very similar if

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00:48:53,320 --> 00:48:56,400
you've seen the Hollywood Sampson movie from you know, the

570
00:48:56,440 --> 00:48:59,599
fifties or whatever. It's very reminiscent of the scene where

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Samson grinding the wheel. There are quite a few Biblical

572
00:49:04,119 --> 00:49:06,920
references sprinkled throughout this, by the way, obviously the crucifixion scene,

573
00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:10,400
but there's also a Deaf Baryl resurrection motif when it

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00:49:10,480 --> 00:49:18,440
comes to Arnold two. Now, Arnold then is recruited into

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00:49:18,480 --> 00:49:21,920
becoming a gladiator. He learns the ways of pagan atheism.

576
00:49:22,039 --> 00:49:25,880
Might is right, right, We see this sort of dialecticism

577
00:49:26,119 --> 00:49:28,320
in paganism, which is ultimately kind of dialect I mean

578
00:49:28,559 --> 00:49:32,800
not just it's it's atheistic. Paganism is ultimately subjectivist, relativists

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and atheistic because the gods aren't really real and they

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00:49:35,920 --> 00:49:40,320
just kind of stand for virtues or valor or whatever, right,

581
00:49:40,400 --> 00:49:41,880
and so you just kind of make it up as

582
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you go and you follow your different online pagan figures.

583
00:49:47,719 --> 00:49:51,199
So paganism is a form of relativism, and that actually

584
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comes up. And the best part when we what are

585
00:49:53,760 --> 00:50:02,800
Arnold's first lines? Literally for the whole three five minutes,

586
00:50:05,440 --> 00:50:08,960
Arnold's first lines are grunts. For minutes on end. He

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00:50:09,039 --> 00:50:11,599
grunts and grunts and grunts and grunts and grunts. And

588
00:50:11,679 --> 00:50:15,199
I think they told him that Arnold, if you can't

589
00:50:15,320 --> 00:50:19,280
read your lines, grunt your lines, and he was actually

590
00:50:19,360 --> 00:50:21,400
going to be the narrator. Did you know that they

591
00:50:21,480 --> 00:50:27,039
ended up having to use Maco, the Asian guy, because

592
00:50:27,119 --> 00:50:33,400
Arnold couldn't read the lines. I'm not joking. So he

593
00:50:33,480 --> 00:50:37,800
becomes a gladiator, and eventually this hardens Arnold into conan,

594
00:50:37,880 --> 00:50:40,639
into believing that life is death and death is life.

595
00:50:41,440 --> 00:50:44,159
You know the same, right, He says something to this effect.

596
00:50:45,760 --> 00:50:47,480
So then he's taken to the East. And this is

597
00:50:47,559 --> 00:50:49,639
fascinating because he goes all the way to the east

598
00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:52,920
to learn the Eastern mysteries. And he's initiated into the

599
00:50:53,079 --> 00:50:58,639
Eastern mysteries. So he learns philosophy, which is interesting. Arnold

600
00:50:58,679 --> 00:51:01,360
is a philosopher. He learns let and he learns the

601
00:51:01,480 --> 00:51:06,440
ways of women. He learns the ways of women, and

602
00:51:06,760 --> 00:51:10,760
all the Eastern men like to watch as Arnold learns

603
00:51:10,800 --> 00:51:14,280
the ways of women. It's a funny scene. And he's

604
00:51:14,360 --> 00:51:16,519
bred to the finest stock, right, So we have this

605
00:51:16,559 --> 00:51:21,880
sort of eugenesis motif here, and then we have the

606
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:25,000
Mongol question what is the meaning of life? And again

607
00:51:25,800 --> 00:51:30,480
I read it earlier, I won't repeat it. The great line. Now,

608
00:51:30,559 --> 00:51:33,000
remember Chrome is an ancient king and he is a

609
00:51:33,039 --> 00:51:37,719
successor from Atlantis, and he kind of chooses mystically speaking,

610
00:51:37,920 --> 00:51:42,599
Arnold to be his successor as the new king, sort

611
00:51:42,639 --> 00:51:47,000
of directly anointed. And Kanan is the king of thieves,

612
00:51:47,360 --> 00:51:49,800
which is interesting. He's actually kind of a low class

613
00:51:49,960 --> 00:51:54,360
sort of dude who feveries his way into the upper class,

614
00:51:55,079 --> 00:52:00,480
as we'll see, and he becomes very wealthy doing this. Now,

615
00:52:00,559 --> 00:52:04,480
the symbol is interesting because the symbol that Arnold is

616
00:52:04,480 --> 00:52:08,239
seeking this whole time is the double headed snake symbol,

617
00:52:08,719 --> 00:52:11,880
the sun, the moon, the black sun, the black moon,

618
00:52:14,719 --> 00:52:17,960
which is fascinating because it's very similar to the crusier

619
00:52:18,800 --> 00:52:22,719
of the Orthodox bishop synt That fascinating. Did you know that?

620
00:52:24,039 --> 00:52:29,719
Now people will say the low iq nor Megellical's evangelicfish

621
00:52:29,760 --> 00:52:32,079
will say that is a Satanic stamba because you got

622
00:52:32,199 --> 00:52:37,559
two different snakes on a bishop's paul. That's Satanism. Uh,

623
00:52:38,480 --> 00:52:45,159
that is not what that symbol means. Goofball, that is

624
00:52:45,480 --> 00:52:53,519
Moses' stuph That's what that means. But everything to do

625
00:52:53,599 --> 00:53:06,960
with snake gods. The cross is the bronze hole that

626
00:53:07,119 --> 00:53:10,039
Moses put the serpents on. If you read John three,

627
00:53:10,199 --> 00:53:14,199
Jesus explains to Nicodemus the meaning of this symbol and goufas.

628
00:53:14,239 --> 00:53:17,480
Evangelicals just don't know what symbols mean. They think that

629
00:53:17,840 --> 00:53:19,960
symbols always mean the same thing in the exact same

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00:53:20,039 --> 00:53:23,000
context at all times. And that's not true. Symbols are polyvalent.

631
00:53:23,119 --> 00:53:25,599
That means they have different levels of meaning. So here

632
00:53:25,760 --> 00:53:28,639
in this context, if you read numbers, you'll know that

633
00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:32,400
Believi's number is fifteen sixteen, where the bronze serpent incident

634
00:53:32,760 --> 00:53:36,760
drives the snakes away. And in the Orthodox bishop's crozier

635
00:53:37,840 --> 00:53:44,639
you see the cross is identified with the bronze serpent

636
00:53:44,719 --> 00:53:48,960
pole of Moses. Now, in the context of Darth Vader

637
00:53:49,039 --> 00:53:54,480
snake cult, it's very different. Let's see, let's get an

638
00:53:54,519 --> 00:54:02,320
image of falsea doom symbol. Here we go. You'll see

639
00:54:02,599 --> 00:54:10,679
that it's and by the way, it is explicitly satanic.

640
00:54:11,599 --> 00:54:15,159
Now I don't say that because I'm importing my evangelical

641
00:54:15,639 --> 00:54:19,079
doctrine of what shading is. To the no. No, it's

642
00:54:19,360 --> 00:54:22,679
he's identified as Set. If you pay attention to the movie,

643
00:54:22,760 --> 00:54:27,400
to the screenplay, false doomas is identified with Set. His

644
00:54:27,599 --> 00:54:32,840
cult is the Set cult, which is fascinating. And you

645
00:54:32,920 --> 00:54:36,400
see there that the black sun is also a moon,

646
00:54:36,480 --> 00:54:38,840
which is fascinating, right, and then you have the double

647
00:54:38,880 --> 00:54:44,920
headed snake. Now again, the cult is a hippie cult, right.

648
00:54:44,960 --> 00:54:49,159
They have a loving, peaceful exterior with a bunch of

649
00:54:49,719 --> 00:54:53,559
kind of hardy Krishna looking Goophis's walking around throwing flowers everywhere.

650
00:54:53,960 --> 00:54:58,679
And there's a really hilarious not PC scene where Arnold

651
00:54:58,800 --> 00:55:03,280
is trying to infiltrate the cult to get up to

652
00:55:03,840 --> 00:55:10,840
fulse doom and one of the less than straight priests

653
00:55:10,920 --> 00:55:14,480
of the cult makes a move on Arnold, and Arnold

654
00:55:14,719 --> 00:55:18,159
plays along for a minute. Instance, Ah, I'm very shy.

655
00:55:18,760 --> 00:55:21,320
Could we go in private? Right? And they walk in

656
00:55:21,400 --> 00:55:25,519
private and Arnold conks him and takes the priestly garbs.

657
00:55:26,159 --> 00:55:33,000
Not PC, it's not PC, but it's just fascinating that

658
00:55:33,079 --> 00:55:35,559
once again, I really want to stress that the cult

659
00:55:35,719 --> 00:55:40,119
in the movie has the hippie exterior with the interior

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00:55:40,400 --> 00:55:43,639
of the total mind control stuff, which is literally how

661
00:55:43,840 --> 00:55:48,360
the hippie stuff is, right, the real inner structure of

662
00:55:48,400 --> 00:55:52,679
the hippies, right, and the CIA mind control from Tim

663
00:55:52,760 --> 00:55:59,119
Leary who was tim Leary's number one guy Crowley, right,

664
00:55:59,480 --> 00:56:01,719
Larry said you can thank the CIA for the whole

665
00:56:01,840 --> 00:56:04,199
counterculture of the sixties. And by the way, I am

666
00:56:04,280 --> 00:56:09,079
the new incarnation and annoints the successor of Crole. He

667
00:56:09,159 --> 00:56:15,239
says that in the interviews, now back to my notes here.

668
00:56:15,400 --> 00:56:21,320
So Arnold, as I said, you just stumble around in

669
00:56:21,400 --> 00:56:24,079
Hyborea for a little while, you'll eventually fall into a

670
00:56:24,159 --> 00:56:29,360
tomb or upon a bunch of orgies or lesbian witches.

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00:56:29,679 --> 00:56:34,199
And he finds the sword that he needs, and then

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00:56:34,239 --> 00:56:40,159
he happens upon a banshee. They have sex magic, and

673
00:56:40,320 --> 00:56:42,440
yes it's sex magic because at the point of the

674
00:56:42,599 --> 00:56:47,639
Kulitis the banshee gets possessed once again, we're back at

675
00:56:47,719 --> 00:56:54,840
the Krohleian level stuff. And she prophesies that what Arnold

676
00:56:54,960 --> 00:56:59,559
is going to do right Zamora is her name, the witch,

677
00:57:02,119 --> 00:57:05,679
and she prophesies that one will come from the north,

678
00:57:06,679 --> 00:57:11,840
the servant of Crome from Valhalla, to destroy the snake cult.

679
00:57:17,280 --> 00:57:19,559
There's also an a Nietzschean element to the film too,

680
00:57:19,719 --> 00:57:27,079
with the fact that Falsa Doom's cult is it's a

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00:57:27,119 --> 00:57:30,840
bunch of priests, and this plays into Nietzsche's idea of

682
00:57:30,960 --> 00:57:35,239
like genealogy of morals and where morals quote unquote come

683
00:57:35,280 --> 00:57:38,519
from and Nietzsche thinks that in the ancient world, the

684
00:57:38,639 --> 00:57:41,480
priest class is really who had the power, and that

685
00:57:41,559 --> 00:57:43,239
they were the power behind the throne, and they could

686
00:57:43,280 --> 00:57:47,760
kind of hold everybody captive to the priestly ruse and

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00:57:47,880 --> 00:57:52,960
deception that they foisted. And so Nietzsche is a great

688
00:57:53,039 --> 00:57:56,400
quote at the beginning because it kind of gives credence

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00:57:56,400 --> 00:58:00,840
to the idea that the warrior class right is set

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00:58:00,920 --> 00:58:03,280
over against the priest class because the priest class is

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00:58:03,360 --> 00:58:05,519
very corrupt, which is true. I mean, we can give

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00:58:05,599 --> 00:58:08,239
Nietzsche some credit there because many cases and many times

693
00:58:08,239 --> 00:58:12,599
in history that's obviously true. The priest classes totally corrupt

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and degenerate like our day. Hello, but when they now,

695
00:58:18,559 --> 00:58:20,119
by the way, you can just also just sort of

696
00:58:20,159 --> 00:58:28,719
stumble upon all of your your fellow quest comrades. You

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00:58:28,840 --> 00:58:30,840
just stumble upon, like you just walk around and you

698
00:58:30,960 --> 00:58:34,719
meet your Asian sidekick. You just stumble around and you

699
00:58:34,840 --> 00:58:37,039
meet you find your magic sword. You stumble around and

700
00:58:37,079 --> 00:58:44,519
you find your blonde lover. I don't know what she is,

701
00:58:44,880 --> 00:58:46,519
we don't know where she's She just kind of stumbles

702
00:58:46,519 --> 00:58:48,000
into the scene. Oh, by the way, hey, what's up

703
00:58:48,559 --> 00:58:50,960
doing to go in there? And steal some shit. That's

704
00:58:51,039 --> 00:58:54,639
literally how he meets her, and so they infiltrate the

705
00:58:54,679 --> 00:58:56,840
Temple of Set. It's called the Temple of Set, and

706
00:58:57,000 --> 00:59:00,920
there are the snaked deceivers as they're called. By the way,

707
00:59:01,159 --> 00:59:07,159
crom Crui, upon which most people think Chrome Conan's god

708
00:59:07,280 --> 00:59:10,920
is based, crom Krua actually did require human sacrifice, which

709
00:59:10,920 --> 00:59:14,119
I've always thought was amusing because you watch the movie

710
00:59:14,159 --> 00:59:16,039
and you think, oh, Arnold is there to put an

711
00:59:16,159 --> 00:59:18,159
end to the cannibalism and the human sacrifice of the

712
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snake cult. But it turns out that in Irish Gaelic history,

713
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Crome Cruis was a human sacrifice god that Saint Patrick

714
00:59:30,119 --> 00:59:33,519
booted right when Saint Patrick christianized Ireland get rid of

715
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the human sacrifice crom krue cult. By the way, that

716
00:59:38,519 --> 00:59:40,840
there's a great scene where Arnold gets drunk and where

717
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he begins to get wealthy and lazy, and he's offered

718
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a bevy of women. And by the way, in the

719
00:59:48,760 --> 00:59:52,760
ancient Hyborian world they did know the term sluts, right,

720
00:59:53,039 --> 00:59:55,199
And so he's offered a bevy of women and he

721
00:59:55,199 --> 00:59:59,519
says dal sluts and then he bunk knocks a camel

722
00:59:59,559 --> 01:00:02,760
out literally knocks the camel out after saying, all the

723
01:00:02,760 --> 01:00:10,119
women are sluts. Pretty based. Actually, I'd like to punch

724
01:00:10,159 --> 01:00:12,000
a camel and call a bunch of women's sluts. That

725
01:00:12,039 --> 01:00:16,039
sounds pretty based. They enter the Tower of the Serpent

726
01:00:16,400 --> 01:00:18,840
to look for the eye of the Serpent. This is

727
01:00:18,920 --> 01:00:22,360
interesting because watch my Mandy review, because in my analysis

728
01:00:22,400 --> 01:00:27,440
of Mandy, I go into the idea of the symbolic

729
01:00:27,559 --> 01:00:30,119
meaning of the eye of the serpent. So you have

730
01:00:30,239 --> 01:00:33,159
to go over and find my Mandy in a cage

731
01:00:33,280 --> 01:00:37,079
Mandy analysis to see what I think the eye of

732
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the Serpent refers to. Now they wreak some havoc up

733
01:00:42,079 --> 01:00:45,400
in here. They get rid of the cheeseball. Actually the

734
01:00:45,440 --> 01:00:48,440
snake is not too bad, right, because it's I mean,

735
01:00:48,480 --> 01:00:51,360
it's an animatronic puppet snake, But it's not that bad.

736
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It's actually it looks pretty good. They get rid of

737
01:00:54,239 --> 01:00:55,920
all that cleaning, all that up, and we see for

738
01:00:55,960 --> 01:00:59,280
the first time the all seeing eye, the Ulsa Doom's

739
01:00:59,360 --> 01:01:01,039
symbol is all so in all saying, ay, it's not

740
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just the double headed snake with the black son. Think

741
01:01:05,199 --> 01:01:13,760
of the ancient black son idea which came up in

742
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the Midsummer analysis. Go watch My Midsummer Analysis by the way,

743
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for there, because there was a scant subtle reference to

744
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the Black Sun. Now. Falsodam of course runs a sex

745
01:01:26,880 --> 01:01:30,159
cult and he wants vestal virgins. We also see the

746
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or Borros president here. All seeing I in the background,

747
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I think Stone is all think Oliver Stone is telling

748
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us something a long time ago, right. He was probably

749
01:01:39,159 --> 01:01:41,119
like bruh, I told you all what was going on

750
01:01:41,280 --> 01:01:42,960
long time ago. None of y'all caught it, noney all

751
01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:54,280
understood what was going on. Stogy's if you've watched my

752
01:01:54,440 --> 01:01:58,679
Stogies clip, not mine everything is terrible Stogy clip, but

753
01:01:59,119 --> 01:02:02,559
go watch the Stoge clip and that's exactly that's exactly

754
01:02:02,639 --> 01:02:08,239
how he sounds. It's also a mind control cult enter

755
01:02:08,320 --> 01:02:10,440
in the mind control So Thalsea Doom knows not just

756
01:02:10,559 --> 01:02:14,239
how to run shit, right, but he also knows how

757
01:02:14,440 --> 01:02:17,400
to mind control. He has mind controlled the daughter of

758
01:02:17,599 --> 01:02:21,440
the king. Maxwell saidaw and brought her into his hippie

759
01:02:21,480 --> 01:02:26,719
cult and he's got her under his spell. So there's

760
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a cult that runs stuff. They do human sacrifice, traffic people, kids,

761
01:02:34,039 --> 01:02:39,639
They worship snake gods, They mind control. They have an

762
01:02:39,719 --> 01:02:43,519
underground base and a mountain of power. It's almost like,

763
01:02:45,719 --> 01:02:49,199
do we actually live in that world of Hyborea? And

764
01:02:49,280 --> 01:02:53,039
the answer is yes, I was just bewitched by a

765
01:02:53,159 --> 01:02:55,920
lesbian witch queen tonight. I'm joking. I did find this

766
01:02:56,039 --> 01:03:04,519
plastic sword in CROM's Atlantean dungeon. By the way, the

767
01:03:04,639 --> 01:03:06,760
cult looks kind of like Oh Show's cult. By the way,

768
01:03:07,159 --> 01:03:11,320
if you notice that, which is fascinating. Now, in order

769
01:03:11,400 --> 01:03:13,719
to join the cult, you have to go through mystical

770
01:03:13,760 --> 01:03:17,880
stages of attaining total emptiness. Where have we heard that?

771
01:03:18,360 --> 01:03:21,559
Like I said, it's a new age created Eastern cult,

772
01:03:21,679 --> 01:03:24,079
and you go through total emptiness so that you lose

773
01:03:24,280 --> 01:03:27,000
all your willpower, all your faculties, and you just submit

774
01:03:27,039 --> 01:03:30,079
to whatever tools. The doom says. It's a mind control cult,

775
01:03:31,840 --> 01:03:33,719
a mind control cult with an all seeing eye at

776
01:03:33,760 --> 01:03:39,559
the top of it. Oh yeah, Now, Arnold isn't just

777
01:03:41,000 --> 01:03:43,840
an Arnold character. He's also a christ Like character, which

778
01:03:43,880 --> 01:03:56,519
is fascinating because he's sentenced after he tries to infiltrate

779
01:03:56,639 --> 01:03:59,719
the cult. He's sentenced to hanging on the tree of

780
01:03:59,760 --> 01:04:03,119
what oh in a crucifixion, right, So he becomes a

781
01:04:03,199 --> 01:04:09,920
christlike type of figure and he's kind of mineft by

782
01:04:10,119 --> 01:04:14,320
Thulsa Doom because Ulso Done says, dude, you wouldn't be

783
01:04:14,440 --> 01:04:16,320
you if it wasn't for all the trauma I inflicted

784
01:04:16,400 --> 01:04:18,360
on you. So you owe me a thanks, right, And

785
01:04:18,480 --> 01:04:21,320
that's kind of the abuser abuse the relationship.

786
01:04:21,400 --> 01:04:21,519
Speaker 6: Right.

787
01:04:21,599 --> 01:04:24,800
Speaker 1: The abuser is always saying, I've only made you stronger,

788
01:04:24,840 --> 01:04:27,519
I've only helped you. You should thank me for all

789
01:04:27,639 --> 01:04:32,679
my abuse, right, gaslighting type stuff. Right, And we see

790
01:04:32,719 --> 01:04:35,519
the power of the mind control clt because Thulsa Doom

791
01:04:35,639 --> 01:04:39,840
quite literally says, allow me to show you. Come to me,

792
01:04:40,039 --> 01:04:42,280
Come come to me, my child. Come to me, Come

793
01:04:42,360 --> 01:04:44,280
to me my child. Right, and the girl just sort

794
01:04:44,280 --> 01:04:50,320
of walks off the cliff and power mind control cults. Now,

795
01:04:50,480 --> 01:04:57,679
Arnold undergoes his death barrel resurrection ritual. He pulls an

796
01:04:57,719 --> 01:05:03,280
Aussie and bites the next of the vultures. In reality,

797
01:05:03,320 --> 01:05:09,039
we're told he dies sort of, but the ritual of

798
01:05:09,119 --> 01:05:12,639
Maco brings him back or doesn't allow him to fully die.

799
01:05:12,719 --> 01:05:14,400
He's kind of in between states. But we have a

800
01:05:14,480 --> 01:05:17,599
kind of death brow resurrection ritual and Arnold is then

801
01:05:17,679 --> 01:05:23,440
able to return and take out false Doom. And in

802
01:05:23,559 --> 01:05:26,519
the end, what's interesting is that. I guess we could

803
01:05:26,559 --> 01:05:28,360
debate the meaning of the end. We kind of have

804
01:05:28,440 --> 01:05:30,760
the idea that of what his dad told him at

805
01:05:30,760 --> 01:05:35,159
the beginning? Are the gods just men? By the way,

806
01:05:35,199 --> 01:05:38,159
there's a cannibal cult aspect of this, dude, did you

807
01:05:38,280 --> 01:05:42,559
notice that in the Mytlanta Green Peace soup that Thulsa

808
01:05:42,639 --> 01:05:45,920
Doom's cooking up, there's hands and body parts. So it's

809
01:05:45,920 --> 01:05:55,599
a cannibal cult that uses sex, magic and traffics people

810
01:05:55,719 --> 01:06:01,320
and sacrifices them. It sounds like thualset or something, right.

811
01:06:02,199 --> 01:06:02,400
Speaker 5: Yeah.

812
01:06:05,840 --> 01:06:08,159
Speaker 1: And so in the end, when Arnold saves the princess,

813
01:06:08,280 --> 01:06:10,119
the princess sort of bows to him and he's kind

814
01:06:10,159 --> 01:06:14,559
of like, yeah, whatever, right, he burns down the snake temple.

815
01:06:16,199 --> 01:06:18,440
So is the meaning of the movie the Gods of Men?

816
01:06:19,360 --> 01:06:22,199
Is that what the meaning movie means? Or is it

817
01:06:22,719 --> 01:06:28,599
christ like symbology? Interesting, that's up for you. I guess Now.

818
01:06:29,360 --> 01:06:30,920
We will have a boiler room in an hour, so

819
01:06:31,039 --> 01:06:34,639
stick around if you're interested. Uh, we'll be backstreaming the

820
01:06:35,639 --> 01:06:44,159
bridle Room right clime crime Stags, and I hope you

821
01:06:44,320 --> 01:06:51,599
enjoyed my brief analysis. By the way, I got a

822
01:06:51,639 --> 01:06:54,639
treat for you guess what. Guess what next episode is

823
01:06:54,719 --> 01:06:58,119
gonna be gotta treat. For many, many years, we've had

824
01:06:58,159 --> 01:07:01,280
the request, bro, when you gonna cover some Val Kilmer,

825
01:07:02,159 --> 01:07:05,480
and I have to say I've been negligent. I've been

826
01:07:05,559 --> 01:07:10,840
lax in covering the gods. I'm mad I've been laxing

827
01:07:10,960 --> 01:07:15,360
covering Val Kilmer. The great, great, great great Val Kilmer.

828
01:07:15,880 --> 01:07:22,039
Love Valcomer. Belcomber is great. Mad Martigan, Willow Willow, you

829
01:07:22,320 --> 01:07:29,320
all great, Mad Marnigan. So treat next show. I don't know,

830
01:07:29,360 --> 01:07:31,079
two or three days, I'll put the show show up.

831
01:07:31,559 --> 01:07:40,559
The Saint, Willow, Willow and Batman Forever a vow triple feature.

832
01:07:41,800 --> 01:07:45,679
Thou killing it. We're gonna kill it with the Kilmer

833
01:07:46,519 --> 01:07:50,280
in the next episode. So here's your homework. Movie nerds.

834
01:07:50,840 --> 01:07:53,480
The Saint one of my favorite nineties movies. The Saint

835
01:07:53,559 --> 01:07:55,360
one of my favorites. I love The Saint. It's great,

836
01:08:00,880 --> 01:08:07,519
Willow and Batman forever. You're watching Jay on film. I

837
01:08:07,559 --> 01:08:09,159
don't have a name for this show yet. I don't

838
01:08:09,199 --> 01:08:10,679
know what the name of this is, so we're just

839
01:08:10,760 --> 01:08:16,359
calling it whatever. The show that has no name. It's

840
01:08:16,399 --> 01:08:18,920
not Usltarch Hollywood, although we still do have the Esotarch

841
01:08:18,920 --> 01:08:22,119
Element's not what yes we do, but yes. So next

842
01:08:22,199 --> 01:08:24,319
time up to the Saint Willo Batman Forever. Thank you

843
01:08:24,399 --> 01:08:29,159
for watching the Conan Trilogy loose trilogy sort of trilogy.

844
01:08:30,119 --> 01:08:34,079
Next up, Yes, val Vowel killing It the Vowel triple feature.

845
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Please do your homework. It'll make the show a lot

846
01:08:36,880 --> 01:08:40,399
more entertaining if you are remembering the facts so that

847
01:08:40,479 --> 01:08:42,760
when I quote the lines and do the voices, you'll

848
01:08:42,800 --> 01:08:45,520
be like, hahaha, that's very funny that you know the

849
01:08:45,640 --> 01:08:47,479
lines and can do the voices. I just heard them,

850
01:08:48,239 --> 01:08:53,239
Josh for five dollars crime. Yes, Maral Kark's nine ninety nine.

851
01:08:53,600 --> 01:08:58,039
Tell me more about these phallic powers. I'm not like you.

852
01:08:58,720 --> 01:09:05,079
Ah ah. Stogs stogies are phallic. So the answer to

853
01:09:05,159 --> 01:09:07,560
the question about the phallic powers is in the Arnold

854
01:09:07,600 --> 01:09:12,960
clip on my twitter about stogies. That's your other homework.

855
01:09:14,279 --> 01:09:17,479
Go to my tweet tweeter grew it to me tree

856
01:09:17,560 --> 01:09:24,520
Eater and find under the media here it is right

857
01:09:24,560 --> 01:09:29,600
here under media there's the Arnold clip. It's one of

858
01:09:29,640 --> 01:09:32,520
the greatest clips of all time. By the way, make

859
01:09:32,600 --> 01:09:36,359
that go viral or something. Give me a zillion followers. Yeah,

860
01:09:39,079 --> 01:09:42,039
and then you'll Marl Karks. You will understand the phallic

861
01:09:42,119 --> 01:09:45,880
powers when you watch Arnold explain stogies to you, because

862
01:09:45,920 --> 01:09:50,359
stogies are phelic g ten dollars. My god laughs, such

863
01:09:50,399 --> 01:09:54,000
your god, he lasts from his mountain. Or was that

864
01:09:54,359 --> 01:09:54,880
the line of.

865
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Speaker 13: Oh, that's a thuls the Doom's line, right, come to me,

866
01:09:59,760 --> 01:10:04,520
Come come to me, Vattalic Kramelski, five dollars, Thank you,

867
01:10:04,640 --> 01:10:05,399
Thank you, Vatal.

868
01:10:05,600 --> 01:10:12,159
Speaker 1: Always appreciate your support and everybody's support for the New Incarnation.

869
01:10:12,239 --> 01:10:14,960
The second episode, well, actually we've kind of been doing

870
01:10:16,000 --> 01:10:19,199
this style for multiple shows, haven't we. I mean, you

871
01:10:19,279 --> 01:10:21,439
can go back to when I did Lethal Weapon, which

872
01:10:21,479 --> 01:10:24,439
the out you know, the Eddie Murphy eighties cop Buddy Cop.

873
01:10:24,800 --> 01:10:27,720
I did a Buddy Cop episode and the algorithm killed it.

874
01:10:27,800 --> 01:10:34,399
I did Blade Monster Squad Lost Boys, and the algorithm

875
01:10:34,439 --> 01:10:36,560
didn't like that. I thought that was one of the best.

876
01:10:37,000 --> 01:10:38,840
That was a lot of fun. I love that one.

877
01:10:39,359 --> 01:10:42,039
But you can go find all those which, for whatever reason,

878
01:10:42,119 --> 01:10:47,920
the algorithm didn't like, which is annoying, But you can

879
01:10:47,960 --> 01:10:53,800
go find those. Don't go to church with James Earl

880
01:10:53,880 --> 01:11:01,279
Jones because it's a snake cult. Don't go to Thulsa

881
01:11:01,319 --> 01:11:05,600
Doom's church. That's the other that's the other takeaway. Right wise,

882
01:11:05,640 --> 01:11:08,720
words and takeaway. Don't go to James Earl Jones's church.

883
01:11:09,439 --> 01:11:16,800
Other Wise words other takeaway. Don't date read Son Justice

884
01:11:16,840 --> 01:11:22,520
Warriors because you're not gonna get anywhere. You're You're not

885
01:11:22,560 --> 01:11:27,640
gonna get any unless you can beat her in handhand combat.

886
01:11:30,000 --> 01:11:32,600
Uh yeah, I think that's it for today. Definitely get

887
01:11:32,640 --> 01:11:34,920
your copies of Esoltery Hollywood that are covering up my

888
01:11:35,000 --> 01:11:38,439
face one and two. Go to the shop at Jays Analysis.

889
01:11:38,840 --> 01:11:42,720
If you have not got your copies, allow me to

890
01:11:43,119 --> 01:11:45,479
remind you. You can get signed copies at Jays Analysis.

891
01:11:45,520 --> 01:11:47,840
Don't get it from Amazon. Don't give your money to

892
01:11:48,319 --> 01:11:53,640
Jeff Bozos. Give your money to me. I mean, do

893
01:11:53,680 --> 01:11:57,680
you see Jeff Bozos dressed up like a barbarian quoting

894
01:11:57,840 --> 01:11:58,359
Arnold to you?

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Speaker 8: No?

896
01:12:00,039 --> 01:12:07,399
Speaker 1: What's he doing? Nothing? Messing everything up? Right? Come on,

897
01:12:08,199 --> 01:12:10,640
come on, here is the link by the way in

898
01:12:10,720 --> 01:12:13,079
the chat right now to get your copy of besseltaur

899
01:12:13,159 --> 01:12:15,680
Cally what in the shop at Jay'sonalysis? All right, stay

900
01:12:15,720 --> 01:12:17,760
tuned for a boilerroom. I don't know who's on boilroom tonight.

901
01:12:17,800 --> 01:12:19,239
Don't know what our topics are, but you know it's

902
01:12:19,239 --> 01:12:23,640
gonna be great boiler room in one hour roughly probably

903
01:12:23,680 --> 01:12:27,119
an hour. Yeah, and thank you guys, and I hope

904
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you enjoyed. Conyan, please share this smash the light button.

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You know, algorithms are not favoring people doing independent content,

906
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so now we really need you guys to share the

907
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content because if you don't, then it's just gonna dry

908
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up and you're gonna just all be sitting back there

909
01:12:42,520 --> 01:12:46,439
watching crappy mainstream content again. So please support. You have

910
01:12:46,600 --> 01:12:49,960
to support us people doing the independent content, or else

911
01:12:50,279 --> 01:12:52,199
it's just gonna go away and it's gonna we're gonna

912
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have to be watching a munch of mainstream garbage again.

913
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So support us, support your independent creators. Don't give your

914
01:13:00,039 --> 01:13:03,479
money to the big zillion dollar corporations that want to

915
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destroy you. God bless everybody, Have a good night, and

916
01:13:06,640 --> 01:13:09,640
and be looking in the next few days for the

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Vowel Triple feature.