Speaker 1: Your list of crimes are rather intriguing. Instead of being
Speaker 1: sent further and further away from the city, though you
Speaker 1: managed to land a spot in the palace, You've run
Speaker 1: away from multiple masters, is what I'm finding. So why
Speaker 1: anybody would bring you here? That means someone liked you.
Speaker 1: Usually runaways like you are made examples of. That means
Speaker 1: multiple people afflect you, or you're too charming. Oh no, no, no,
Speaker 1: or there's another answer. One of the gods has shown
Speaker 1: that they like you. Is it set? Oh? Doesn't really matter?
Speaker 1: Which are the gods that like you? Do? I'm the
Speaker 1: only one that matters in this case, aren't I? Because
Speaker 1: I'm the one who decides what happens next? Oh no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 1: Sending you down to the dungeons to be tortured, name
Speaker 1: killed after what you did. You made a fool of
Speaker 1: me and my own banquet. I had all of the
Speaker 1: major players around the world that matter there. You can't
Speaker 1: exactly have Julius Caesar himself praising you in one hand,
Speaker 1: then having one of your slaves so blatantly, so audaciously,
Speaker 1: showing that they do not respect they're pharaoh. Ah. So
Speaker 1: I've decided to devise a new little way of ensuring
Speaker 1: at the kingdom knows who is the head bitch in
Speaker 1: charge here. I'm gonna let you go. Ha ha, I said,
Speaker 1: I'm going to let you go. No, there's no joke
Speaker 1: about it, there's nothing silly. I am going to let
Speaker 1: you walk out that door, and you will have exactly
Speaker 1: twelve hours according to that sundial right there, and if
Speaker 1: you manage to be able to get away from me, kudos.
Speaker 1: But I know you won't because I have my chariot
Speaker 1: already being put together. I am going to hunt you
Speaker 1: down in a grand spectacle. I'm going to have people
Speaker 1: all around. In fact, they're announcing it now in all
Speaker 1: of the town squares that the great hunts is on
Speaker 1: for the dumbest little mouse. Well, yes, that's what I'm
Speaker 1: gonna call you, because the cat is going to capture
Speaker 1: the little sweet mousey aren't I? And I'm absolutely gonna
Speaker 1: have you for lunch. No, no, you fit that a
Speaker 1: part of a mouse. You know, you're gonna have to
Speaker 1: have your ears big and wide on a constant swivel.
Speaker 1: You're gonna be skittering around and hiding, and you're gonna
Speaker 1: know what it's like to have an entire city out
Speaker 1: to get to you. Because while I'll be the one
Speaker 1: that lands the final blow, I wouldn't smirk so much.
Speaker 1: It might be funny to hear me say blow right now,
Speaker 1: but when I have my arrow pointed right at your dome,
Speaker 1: the only one smiling is gonna But don't worry. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna sink my arrow tip right into the center
Speaker 1: of your skull until I have sunk a few into
Speaker 1: your legs. I'll avoid your knees because well, you won't
Speaker 1: be taking an arrow to the knee anytime soon. Hah ah.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna put a few in those very very your
Speaker 1: hands are a lot bigger than mine. I might put
Speaker 1: a couple into your back. I want to see you
Speaker 1: sink down and then hunch over, and as I take
Speaker 1: those winning, victorious steps towards you, I want the last
Speaker 1: thing for you to see are my sandals as I
Speaker 1: press them to your lips and strike you down like
Speaker 1: the wild animal you are. What ha tough talk? Would
Speaker 1: you like to repeat that to me? Ah, I'm the
Speaker 1: one that's the animal. Say it again. That's what I thought.
Speaker 1: You're so tough, You're so big, bad and brave. When
Speaker 1: you have an audience. But the moment I grab you
Speaker 1: by the back of the neck and I have you
Speaker 1: face to face with me, you do nothing. Oh ah,
Speaker 1: you do nothing because I hold you in chains. Would
Speaker 1: you rather me to release you, huh? Because I bet
Speaker 1: you'll still do nothing, because you know if you take
Speaker 1: so much as a step towards me, we'll end you now.
Speaker 1: And even if you were to harm me, then you'll
Speaker 1: just be releasing my brother onto these lands and have
Speaker 1: him be the ruler. And no one wants that told
Speaker 1: me being able to make laws, mad King. Indeed, So
Speaker 1: back to what I was saying, you are going to
Speaker 1: be the best hunting trip that I ever had, the
Speaker 1: most brilliant triumph that this city has ever seen. We're
Speaker 1: gonna bring your body back half dead, because I want
Speaker 1: you to see the throngs of crowds that are cheering
Speaker 1: for your demise as I bring you back to the
Speaker 1: palace walls and have you sit down here, and then
Speaker 1: we tear into your entrails so we can wear them
Speaker 1: as meat scars, so that we can bathe in your
Speaker 1: blood as it comes spewing out of your veins, nice
Speaker 1: warm and utterly delicious, and as the life drains from
Speaker 1: your eyes, the rebellion will be quelshed, and the bellies
Speaker 1: of all that watch youse, squeamish little fucksh what well, Yes,
Speaker 1: this is contingent upon if I find you, But honestly,
Speaker 1: if you manage to get away, it is just proof
Speaker 1: that maybe the gods don't shine on my rain, but
Speaker 1: they will and you will not be escaping this time.
Speaker 1: You are a cat whose lives you have expended on
Speaker 1: the dumbest endeavors, and this final one is one that
Speaker 1: I am orchestrating, So it's gonna go pretty well. I
Speaker 1: was able to get rid of my brothers off of
Speaker 1: this throne. Your other crimes, yes, I've heard of him,
Speaker 1: petty thefs here and there? What fine do do? Tell
Speaker 1: me what drove you out of the kingdom you're from? Well,
Speaker 1: that would make sense how you got a royal positions
Speaker 1: if you worked in another royal court. The princess you
Speaker 1: a princess stooped so low as to fall in love
Speaker 1: with you, and you tried to run away with her?
Speaker 1: What is a wear bear? Sorry, I've never heard of
Speaker 1: such a thing. So you were supposed to capture and
Speaker 1: kill this princess for her King Daddy fell in love
Speaker 1: with her and tried to escape with her, And now
Speaker 1: you're here. What happened to her? You're the one that
Speaker 1: volunteered the information. Shouldn't you be the one to tell me? No,
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter. Truth be told. I don't care what
Speaker 1: happened to her. You're here now. And if you think
Speaker 1: trying to get me to fall in love with you
Speaker 1: is going to work, I sincerely doubt it. Again. You're
Speaker 1: gonna be released here soon and you're gonna have twelve
Speaker 1: hours to hide. How do you think you're gonna get
Speaker 1: me to change your faith? How are you going to
Speaker 1: make me fall in love with you while running from me?
Speaker 1: Just let me tell you there is nothing that makes
Speaker 1: me drier than the Sahara desert. Then watching someone be
Speaker 1: so so, so, so so pathetic, that's the word. No.
Speaker 1: Submission is actually quite sexy. But watching you have to
Speaker 1: be prey and hunted down, It's gonna be very difficult
Speaker 1: to get word back to me to make me want
Speaker 1: to do anything to spare your life, much less keep
Speaker 1: you around here. But whatever doesn't matter. I'm gonna send
Speaker 1: for my guards to release you soon. Oh, one thing
Speaker 1: before I go stand up straight, I said, stand up straight.
Speaker 1: I don't like having to repeat myself. M m oh well,
Speaker 1: I just wanted to give you a quick kiss before
Speaker 1: we release you. Oh darling, that's the kiss of death.
Speaker 1: Because I will be stalking you. I will be absolutely
Speaker 1: listening for every footfall that you give, every twig that
Speaker 1: you crack, every step of your sandal on sand, every
Speaker 1: single breath that you take, every time you find something
Speaker 1: to eat or drink. I will not be too far off.
Speaker 1: More importantly, I will absolutely be waiting for the time
Speaker 1: that I get to do that again. But it will
Speaker 1: be after there's no more air in your lungs, no
Speaker 1: more will to continue fighting, and when you begin your
Speaker 1: journey over the river sticks my darling, Ta da run quick,
Speaker 1: little mouse. Hey guys, you know Alexander here. Look I've
Speaker 1: made another crazy one. I want to say sorry for
Speaker 1: last night I was on Discord. I did not love
Speaker 1: to stream on YouTube. I will be live streaming today though,
Speaker 1: why because D and D super excited. I hope you
Speaker 1: guys will be able to join us tonight. We'll be
Speaker 1: continuing the campaign. I'm sorry not all of our stuff
Speaker 1: has been streamed. Sometimes stuff happens in the sidebar that
Speaker 1: I don't want to have shown for privacer reasons on YouTube.
Speaker 1: It's like one thing to have someone say something on discord,
Speaker 1: it is another thing to have people seeing it, seeing
Speaker 1: it for imperpetuity to the end of time. Once on
Speaker 1: the internet. I was on the internet anyways, So inspiration
Speaker 1: for this series. I I have been a little obsessive
Speaker 1: in my life before. I will not say that I've
Speaker 1: gone to these links, but I've had thoughts of like,
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, I want this person back, and what
Speaker 1: would I be willing to do? And then sometimes you know,
Speaker 1: deep feelings, especially when there's a deep feelings, especially when
Speaker 1: there was once a lot of good feelings there, and
Speaker 1: when they begin to turn and turn into a little
Speaker 1: bit of obsession and anger, so you have to be
Speaker 1: careful with that. Again, I'm on the other side of this,
Speaker 1: Thank goodness for therapy. No unsolicited advice please, But I
Speaker 1: thought it would make for an interesting series of seeing
Speaker 1: someone hunt down someone else while the other person wants
Speaker 1: to work it out, but also the other person is
Speaker 1: on a self destructive slash just plain destructive paths. So anyways,
Speaker 1: thought it could be fun. Kind of already have an
Speaker 1: idea for a part two. I've been doing a lot
Speaker 1: of one one offs. I do have part twos and
Speaker 1: stuff planned for We'll see how it goes. Anyways, guys,
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Speaker 1: super Thanks anymore, of how they can do that. So
Speaker 1: I since enough of you have asked, I feel like
Speaker 1: I could do it now. We'll see Anyways, Guys, I
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