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<v Speaker 1>Your list of crimes are rather intriguing. Instead of being

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<v Speaker 1>sent further and further away from the city, though you

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<v Speaker 1>managed to land a spot in the palace, You've run

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<v Speaker 1>away from multiple masters, is what I'm finding. So why

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<v Speaker 1>anybody would bring you here? That means someone liked you.

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<v Speaker 1>Usually runaways like you are made examples of. That means

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<v Speaker 1>multiple people afflect you, or you're too charming. Oh no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>or there's another answer. One of the gods has shown

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<v Speaker 1>that they like you. Is it set? Oh? Doesn't really matter?

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<v Speaker 1>Which are the gods that like you? Do? I'm the

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<v Speaker 1>only one that matters in this case, aren't I? Because

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<v Speaker 1>I'm the one who decides what happens next? Oh no, no, no, no no.

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<v Speaker 1>Sending you down to the dungeons to be tortured, name

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<v Speaker 1>killed after what you did. You made a fool of

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<v Speaker 1>me and my own banquet. I had all of the

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<v Speaker 1>major players around the world that matter there. You can't

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<v Speaker 1>exactly have Julius Caesar himself praising you in one hand,

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<v Speaker 1>then having one of your slaves so blatantly, so audaciously,

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<v Speaker 1>showing that they do not respect they're pharaoh. Ah. So

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<v Speaker 1>I've decided to devise a new little way of ensuring

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<v Speaker 1>at the kingdom knows who is the head bitch in

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<v Speaker 1>charge here. I'm gonna let you go. Ha ha, I said,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to let you go. No, there's no joke

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<v Speaker 1>about it, there's nothing silly. I am going to let

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<v Speaker 1>you walk out that door, and you will have exactly

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<v Speaker 1>twelve hours according to that sundial right there, and if

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<v Speaker 1>you manage to be able to get away from me, kudos.

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<v Speaker 1>But I know you won't because I have my chariot

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<v Speaker 1>already being put together. I am going to hunt you

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<v Speaker 1>down in a grand spectacle. I'm going to have people

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<v Speaker 1>all around. In fact, they're announcing it now in all

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<v Speaker 1>of the town squares that the great hunts is on

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<v Speaker 1>for the dumbest little mouse. Well, yes, that's what I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna call you, because the cat is going to capture

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<v Speaker 1>the little sweet mousey aren't I? And I'm absolutely gonna

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<v Speaker 1>have you for lunch. No, no, you fit that a

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<v Speaker 1>part of a mouse. You know, you're gonna have to

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<v Speaker 1>have your ears big and wide on a constant swivel.

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<v Speaker 1>You're gonna be skittering around and hiding, and you're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>know what it's like to have an entire city out

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<v Speaker 1>to get to you. Because while I'll be the one

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<v Speaker 1>that lands the final blow, I wouldn't smirk so much.

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<v Speaker 1>It might be funny to hear me say blow right now,

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<v Speaker 1>but when I have my arrow pointed right at your dome,

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<v Speaker 1>the only one smiling is gonna But don't worry. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not gonna sink my arrow tip right into the center

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<v Speaker 1>of your skull until I have sunk a few into

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<v Speaker 1>your legs. I'll avoid your knees because well, you won't

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<v Speaker 1>be taking an arrow to the knee anytime soon. Hah ah.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna put a few in those very very your

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<v Speaker 1>hands are a lot bigger than mine. I might put

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<v Speaker 1>a couple into your back. I want to see you

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<v Speaker 1>sink down and then hunch over, and as I take

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<v Speaker 1>those winning, victorious steps towards you, I want the last

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<v Speaker 1>thing for you to see are my sandals as I

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<v Speaker 1>press them to your lips and strike you down like

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<v Speaker 1>the wild animal you are. What ha tough talk? Would

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<v Speaker 1>you like to repeat that to me? Ah, I'm the

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<v Speaker 1>one that's the animal. Say it again. That's what I thought.

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<v Speaker 1>You're so tough, You're so big, bad and brave. When

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<v Speaker 1>you have an audience. But the moment I grab you

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<v Speaker 1>by the back of the neck and I have you

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<v Speaker 1>face to face with me, you do nothing. Oh ah,

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<v Speaker 1>you do nothing because I hold you in chains. Would

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<v Speaker 1>you rather me to release you, huh? Because I bet

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<v Speaker 1>you'll still do nothing, because you know if you take

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<v Speaker 1>so much as a step towards me, we'll end you now.

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<v Speaker 1>And even if you were to harm me, then you'll

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<v Speaker 1>just be releasing my brother onto these lands and have

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<v Speaker 1>him be the ruler. And no one wants that told

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<v Speaker 1>me being able to make laws, mad King. Indeed, So

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<v Speaker 1>back to what I was saying, you are going to

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<v Speaker 1>be the best hunting trip that I ever had, the

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<v Speaker 1>most brilliant triumph that this city has ever seen. We're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna bring your body back half dead, because I want

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<v Speaker 1>you to see the throngs of crowds that are cheering

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<v Speaker 1>for your demise as I bring you back to the

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<v Speaker 1>palace walls and have you sit down here, and then

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<v Speaker 1>we tear into your entrails so we can wear them

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<v Speaker 1>as meat scars, so that we can bathe in your

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<v Speaker 1>blood as it comes spewing out of your veins, nice

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<v Speaker 1>warm and utterly delicious, and as the life drains from

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<v Speaker 1>your eyes, the rebellion will be quelshed, and the bellies

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<v Speaker 1>of all that watch youse, squeamish little fucksh what well, Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>this is contingent upon if I find you, But honestly,

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<v Speaker 1>if you manage to get away, it is just proof

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<v Speaker 1>that maybe the gods don't shine on my rain, but

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<v Speaker 1>they will and you will not be escaping this time.

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<v Speaker 1>You are a cat whose lives you have expended on

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<v Speaker 1>the dumbest endeavors, and this final one is one that

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<v Speaker 1>I am orchestrating, So it's gonna go pretty well. I

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<v Speaker 1>was able to get rid of my brothers off of

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<v Speaker 1>this throne. Your other crimes, yes, I've heard of him,

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<v Speaker 1>petty thefs here and there? What fine do do? Tell

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<v Speaker 1>me what drove you out of the kingdom you're from? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>that would make sense how you got a royal positions

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<v Speaker 1>if you worked in another royal court. The princess you

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<v Speaker 1>a princess stooped so low as to fall in love

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<v Speaker 1>with you, and you tried to run away with her?

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<v Speaker 1>What is a wear bear? Sorry, I've never heard of

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<v Speaker 1>such a thing. So you were supposed to capture and

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<v Speaker 1>kill this princess for her King Daddy fell in love

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<v Speaker 1>with her and tried to escape with her, And now

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<v Speaker 1>you're here. What happened to her? You're the one that

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<v Speaker 1>volunteered the information. Shouldn't you be the one to tell me? No,

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<v Speaker 1>it doesn't matter. Truth be told. I don't care what

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<v Speaker 1>happened to her. You're here now. And if you think

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<v Speaker 1>trying to get me to fall in love with you

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<v Speaker 1>is going to work, I sincerely doubt it. Again. You're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be released here soon and you're gonna have twelve

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<v Speaker 1>hours to hide. How do you think you're gonna get

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<v Speaker 1>me to change your faith? How are you going to

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<v Speaker 1>make me fall in love with you while running from me?

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<v Speaker 1>Just let me tell you there is nothing that makes

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<v Speaker 1>me drier than the Sahara desert. Then watching someone be

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<v Speaker 1>so so, so, so so pathetic, that's the word. No.

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<v Speaker 1>Submission is actually quite sexy. But watching you have to

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<v Speaker 1>be prey and hunted down, It's gonna be very difficult

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<v Speaker 1>to get word back to me to make me want

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<v Speaker 1>to do anything to spare your life, much less keep

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<v Speaker 1>you around here. But whatever doesn't matter. I'm gonna send

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<v Speaker 1>for my guards to release you soon. Oh, one thing

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<v Speaker 1>before I go stand up straight, I said, stand up straight.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like having to repeat myself. M m oh well,

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<v Speaker 1>I just wanted to give you a quick kiss before

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<v Speaker 1>we release you. Oh darling, that's the kiss of death.

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<v Speaker 1>Because I will be stalking you. I will be absolutely

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<v Speaker 1>listening for every footfall that you give, every twig that

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<v Speaker 1>you crack, every step of your sandal on sand, every

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<v Speaker 1>single breath that you take, every time you find something

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<v Speaker 1>to eat or drink. I will not be too far off.

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<v Speaker 1>More importantly, I will absolutely be waiting for the time

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<v Speaker 1>that I get to do that again. But it will

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<v Speaker 1>be after there's no more air in your lungs, no

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<v Speaker 1>more will to continue fighting, and when you begin your

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<v Speaker 1>journey over the river sticks my darling, Ta da run quick,

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<v Speaker 1>little mouse. Hey guys, you know Alexander here. Look I've

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<v Speaker 1>made another crazy one. I want to say sorry for

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<v Speaker 1>last night I was on Discord. I did not love

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<v Speaker 1>to stream on YouTube. I will be live streaming today though,

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<v Speaker 1>why because D and D super excited. I hope you

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<v Speaker 1>guys will be able to join us tonight. We'll be

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<v Speaker 1>continuing the campaign. I'm sorry not all of our stuff

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<v Speaker 1>has been streamed. Sometimes stuff happens in the sidebar that

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to have shown for privacer reasons on YouTube.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like one thing to have someone say something on discord,

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<v Speaker 1>it is another thing to have people seeing it, seeing

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<v Speaker 1>it for imperpetuity to the end of time. Once on

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<v Speaker 1>the internet. I was on the internet anyways, So inspiration

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<v Speaker 1>for this series. I I have been a little obsessive

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<v Speaker 1>in my life before. I will not say that I've

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<v Speaker 1>gone to these links, but I've had thoughts of like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my gosh, I want this person back, and what

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<v Speaker 1>would I be willing to do? And then sometimes you know,

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<v Speaker 1>deep feelings, especially when there's a deep feelings, especially when

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<v Speaker 1>there was once a lot of good feelings there, and

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<v Speaker 1>when they begin to turn and turn into a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit of obsession and anger, so you have to be

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<v Speaker 1>careful with that. Again, I'm on the other side of this,

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<v Speaker 1>Thank goodness for therapy. No unsolicited advice please, But I

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<v Speaker 1>thought it would make for an interesting series of seeing

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<v Speaker 1>someone hunt down someone else while the other person wants

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<v Speaker 1>to work it out, but also the other person is

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<v Speaker 1>on a self destructive slash just plain destructive paths. So anyways,

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<v Speaker 1>thought it could be fun. Kind of already have an

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<v Speaker 1>idea for a part two. I've been doing a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of one one offs. I do have part twos and

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<v Speaker 1>stuff planned for We'll see how it goes. Anyways, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you everybody who has joined on Patreon. It means

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<v Speaker 1>so so much. It is in the pin comet blow.

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<v Speaker 1>No one it has to do it, but for those

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<v Speaker 1>who can and those who would like to, it means

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<v Speaker 1>the world. It means I can keep making these audios,

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<v Speaker 1>especially since this channel has been demonetized yay. And for

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<v Speaker 1>donation there, I'm actually going to go back and see

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<v Speaker 1>if there's a mass way I can add in my

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<v Speaker 1>Because some people have been asking, since you can't do

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<v Speaker 1>I since enough of you have asked, I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>I could do it now. We'll see Anyways, Guys, I

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<v Speaker 1>love you and I'll see you in the next video.

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<v Speaker 1>Why