Speaker 1: I got one. I can't tell you what.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, we can't start the show at three
Speaker 2: idiots laughing. Hang on a second, Oh, guys, welcome back
Speaker 2: to Everything is a Bitch. Yes, he's back from his
Speaker 2: road trip, although he just walked away his desk, probably
Speaker 2: to let the two beasts in the room.
Speaker 3: But Kenny's with me and aj and we are here
Speaker 3: with episode fifty eight. I believe Carl Banks episode. Wow,
Speaker 3: Carl Banks episode. Did you see Exhibit one that I
Speaker 3: had sent along to you guys?
Speaker 1: Exhibit one?
Speaker 3: No just swing, No, No. Exhibit one was the was
Speaker 3: my beach shoes? A picture of my beach shoes after
Speaker 3: after a week they're Clarks. They're really nice leather beat shoes.
Speaker 3: And so Kenny and Arena were in New York for
Speaker 3: stuff Kenny will probably talk about. But Kenny wanted me
Speaker 3: to come and dog sit for a couple of days.
Speaker 3: So I went up to dog sit for a couple
Speaker 3: of days. And you know, I've learned enough about the
Speaker 3: dogs to know that you don't put anything at ground
Speaker 3: level that you don't want to have consumed. And I
Speaker 3: had my I had my little overnight bag on a
Speaker 3: chair with a pair of tennis shoes and my beach shoes.
Speaker 3: And I was like, no, no, no, They're not safe there
Speaker 3: at chair height. So I'm gonna take them and I'm
Speaker 3: gonna put them up on the dresser. And this is
Speaker 3: not a average height dresser. It's a high dresser, right,
Speaker 3: So I think I have taken the absolute best dog
Speaker 3: cancutions I possibly can from my shoes. And I leave
Speaker 3: and I come back in a couple of hours, and
Speaker 3: I walk in the second I walk in the door,
Speaker 3: there's a there's a trail of damage. I see, I
Speaker 3: see socks, I see a belt, and then and then
Speaker 3: I look in the living room and I see both
Speaker 3: of these shoes. Just y and I own them for
Speaker 3: five days. I had these shoes. Oh they are they
Speaker 3: are mangled beyond recognition, like.
Speaker 4: I know Kenny calls them much. But they're part retriever, right,
Speaker 4: part lab.
Speaker 5: They're part Golden Retrieve.
Speaker 1: Golden retriever. Okay, that's right. The other and the other
Speaker 1: part is pool No I know, but golden.
Speaker 3: There's Kenny. That's Kenny's phone ringing right by the thing.
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 3: I didn't even hear it our last episode. The background
Speaker 3: noises where I mean this should be like a reality
Speaker 3: show where somebody has to come in and edit one
Speaker 3: of our episodes. By the way, done.
Speaker 4: I have the Guatemalan Army coming in about a half hour,
Speaker 4: so they're very loud of the backpacks with the fucking
Speaker 4: leaf blowers and ship I don't get me. It's all illegal,
Speaker 4: but they still do it in this fucking city.
Speaker 3: Why not? Anyway, these dogs I love these his dogs
Speaker 3: are the greatest dogs in the world. But here's the thing.
Speaker 3: They have no concept of their size. Zero. They think
Speaker 3: they're like the size of toy poodles. They run around
Speaker 3: like their toy freaking poodles. So if you're just standing
Speaker 3: there and you're not watching out, like Eva will take
Speaker 3: like a twenty five yard running start and then just
Speaker 3: leap through the air to your chest like she's a
Speaker 3: middle freaking linebacker and just take you out.
Speaker 1: Those are great dogs.
Speaker 5: Or walk behind you and put a head up and
Speaker 5: banging and nuts.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well yeah, I've had that one up a few
Speaker 3: dozen times, Like does.
Speaker 1: She go to Dottie? Does she go to you on
Speaker 1: the under your mother's legs and do that? That's dangerous?
Speaker 3: Okay, No, there was one I had to do one
Speaker 3: little save on Dottie the other day. But but but
Speaker 3: but so they're both sleeping in the guest bed with
Speaker 3: met the two dogs up there, and and I'm dying
Speaker 3: because Dottie has to sleep with it. I don't know
Speaker 3: how you survive this, Kenny. Dottie has to sleep at
Speaker 3: the temperature like eighty one degrees. I can, and I'm
Speaker 3: afraid to lower it because I don't want I don't
Speaker 3: want Dottie to be uncomfortable. So I'm there. I got
Speaker 3: the fan going, but I'm sleeping above the above the sheets.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And I wake up at like three o'clock in the
Speaker 3: morning and I look next to me and Charlie, who
Speaker 3: I don't know what Charlie weighs right now. Is Charlie
Speaker 3: weigh like seventy pounds?
Speaker 5: Wow? No?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: Five? Well, Charlie is on his back, spready, spready, go
Speaker 3: like this right next time. This is the funniest fucking thing.
Speaker 1: He wouldn't move.
Speaker 2: He's just.
Speaker 1: So funny, you know.
Speaker 4: I want to get I want to get another dog,
Speaker 4: but I feel like I'm cheating on my Cutchy. I
Speaker 4: like she's in Vegas and I love her and I'm
Speaker 4: glad she's with her mother, and her mother's almost fifteen.
Speaker 4: She's gonna go out soon and she could.
Speaker 1: Take a well care. But I want a little fucking
Speaker 1: cheets with me. I loved. I missed talking to a
Speaker 1: dog all day. I mean, I just you know.
Speaker 3: You love that you can't, which I mean if if
Speaker 3: I could have one here, I probably I would at
Speaker 3: least be thinking about it.
Speaker 6: But yeah, to make you feel a little bit better
Speaker 6: about your sandals, here's you know, I wear inserts.
Speaker 5: Because I've had flat feet since.
Speaker 1: I was really do you know that?
Speaker 5: So to have these these inserts and put shoes.
Speaker 3: There's a perfect bite taken out of one of these inserts.
Speaker 3: It's actually two perfect bites.
Speaker 5: Wow, it's like, I don't know if it's too close up.
Speaker 3: Actually no, but it looks like it looks like they
Speaker 3: didn't have to chew at all. They just went and
Speaker 3: bit and the bite right out of it. So this
Speaker 3: is a sharp bite.
Speaker 5: There's my second pair in the last half a year,
Speaker 5: and I brought my first pair because I had to
Speaker 5: get them redone because they chewed him. I never know
Speaker 5: you have flat feet, in actually said.
Speaker 6: He looked at him and said, you're joking, right, He
Speaker 6: goes as a choke, and they were a lot worse
Speaker 6: than these.
Speaker 5: I know what, I don't get one bit mad at them.
Speaker 5: I don't even get.
Speaker 3: It's funny, I laughed, I didn't give They don't know.
Speaker 4: When we were kids, we were told that, you know,
Speaker 4: if they shipped the floor, Pete hit them on the
Speaker 4: newspaper and yell at them. They don't know what the
Speaker 4: hell they just did. They don't, they don't understand. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I think they're very smart, but.
Speaker 5: They that's our fault because we walk there. We went
Speaker 5: too far.
Speaker 3: So they're great. They're great and and uh, actually I
Speaker 3: think I think the dogs at this point are a
Speaker 3: little better trained than Dodd is. Right now, So I
Speaker 3: think I think Kenny, I think Dot has a unique
Speaker 3: uh condition right now?
Speaker 1: What's that?
Speaker 3: It's I call it publics dementia.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well yeah, public because.
Speaker 3: And I think this is because Kenny strategically wants her
Speaker 3: to leave for a couple of hours every day, so
Speaker 3: he has this there's this thing now where I mean
Speaker 3: Dot goes to publics every day and she buys the
Speaker 3: same ship that she bought the day before. Wait, there
Speaker 3: are more than you could you could the gorilla uh,
Speaker 3: cage at the Bronx Zoo doesn't have as many bananas
Speaker 3: as Kenny has in his kitchen right now. There are
Speaker 3: you there like one hundred bananas in there.
Speaker 5: I came home. I came home just what's Tuesday?
Speaker 1: Tuesday?
Speaker 5: Yeh, I came home on Sunday, I guess.
Speaker 6: And there's no bullship. There's fucking four loaves of fresh
Speaker 6: rye bread. Four loaves of rye bread. This, this, three
Speaker 6: she doesn't even eat ry bread.
Speaker 3: Three things are English muffins.
Speaker 6: Three things things of English muffins. I'm like, ma, ma, listen,
Speaker 6: no more fucking ride bred.
Speaker 5: Okay, I can open up. I can open up a
Speaker 5: fucking bakery. Yeah, you can make a guy.
Speaker 4: You'd be a Jude Deli in a minute. Just haves
Speaker 4: up a straw, the leading right red.
Speaker 5: I got the entemens whatever those things.
Speaker 1: Are crumk ca cums.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, she got a crump crum.
Speaker 6: You must have put some ship in the f so
Speaker 6: I'm not sure if we should you put those little
Speaker 6: mini ice creams in there, those tight, those little ones.
Speaker 3: No, that's not me, that's she bought those the other day,
Speaker 3: but she does. I'm worried about whether we have enough
Speaker 3: food for the dogs for the whole time, right, So
Speaker 3: I say something about it, and Doc goes, well, there's
Speaker 3: a little there's a little London broil in there if
Speaker 3: you if you need it. So wait, so I go
Speaker 3: on the fridge and there's back to back. So in
Speaker 3: consecutive days, she's bought a pound of sliced roast beef.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, there's two.
Speaker 1: There's two pounds of sliced four pounds of.
Speaker 6: Roast beef and turkey like and Swiss cheese every other day.
Speaker 5: I'm like, my, you don't need to keep buying us.
Speaker 1: You know what.
Speaker 4: Because she was so famous in our hometown of working
Speaker 4: at the supermarket.
Speaker 1: She feels like she loves going back there, Like, don't.
Speaker 5: You it's it's her day, it's it's her way to
Speaker 5: get out. She literally takes two hours to shop. She
Speaker 5: goes up and down every aisle, you know, slowly, and
Speaker 5: then then she comes home.
Speaker 1: And but that's good, it's good for them, it's good
Speaker 1: for her. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Look, I mean, somehow, if somehow, you know, the Cubans
Speaker 3: get mad at us and they fire and or you know,
Speaker 3: or something happens and where you're stuck and you have to.
Speaker 3: You have to you know, board up in that in
Speaker 3: that home for six months. You've easily got six months
Speaker 3: worth of food, you see.
Speaker 4: Them, enough cash on hand, cash on hand and rye
Speaker 4: bread and very important for the apocalypse, you'd.
Speaker 7: Offer you have to fill the Drake's coffee, Kate Julis,
Speaker 7: she bought three fucking pats of them.
Speaker 3: There's coffee, Kate jus Right, there's okay, So consecutive days, Charlie.
Speaker 3: Anytime you want to quiet, Charlie.
Speaker 1: Just put them on the show, all right, that's straight.
Speaker 3: So consecutive days. She bought three boxes of Hagandha's popsicles
Speaker 3: with chocolate ice cream with the chocolate covering. Yes, nice,
Speaker 3: and so she bought so I think there's four of
Speaker 3: them about. So she bought eight of them. And then
Speaker 3: when I'm unpacking them and putting them in the freezer,
Speaker 3: there's already like six packs of the men. There's over
Speaker 3: fifty ice creams in his freeze.
Speaker 1: Yes, and dotties.
Speaker 3: But she eats them all the time. She loves them.
Speaker 1: You know what.
Speaker 4: I dated this chick the year years ago in Lyle
Speaker 4: and she worked at Newsday and her mother was unfortunately
Speaker 4: suffering from the beginning of dementia. And I get to
Speaker 4: the house and she goes, listen, you know, the kitchen's weird.
Speaker 1: My mother, Oh, don't worry about it. I just got divorced.
Speaker 4: And everything in the kitchen was wrapped in tinfoil, like
Speaker 4: a bag of wonderbread was tinfoiled. Everything you couldn't see.
Speaker 4: She just she thought tin foil was gonna save it forever.
Speaker 4: And I said, Hi, I'm aging, and she goes, I'm tired.
Speaker 4: I called a girl like, I'm like, Mary, we're gonna go.
Speaker 4: So what are gonna do? I mean, the brain just
Speaker 4: I know, Dotty's fine, but some people with the brain dementia.
Speaker 4: My mother in law, Farkinson, she looked the other day
Speaker 4: my life. Put her on the phone with me and
Speaker 4: FaceTime and I'm like, oh my god, like just not
Speaker 4: even knowing who I am. And I made a raunchy
Speaker 4: joke because she's like a May West type of chick.
Speaker 4: And I said, man, why don't you go to the beach,
Speaker 4: roll around, find a wet spot. And she gave me
Speaker 4: a little thumbs up. But it's she's gone. It's it's
Speaker 4: it's so sad, you know that people just leave like that,
Speaker 4: and none you can do. Not that. Dotty's like that.
Speaker 4: I'm saying, you know, I just hate I hate now.
Speaker 4: I know, I know she's a little heart of hearing though.
Speaker 4: I love when I was there last year. Ma Hey, ma,
Speaker 4: you want this.
Speaker 3: The funniest, funniest is when she hears you and something's funny.
Speaker 3: She because she doesn't have that, she doesn't understand her
Speaker 3: volume level or your volume level. She'll sometimes just burnt out,
Speaker 3: bust out laughing, and it's the loudest laugh, like you
Speaker 3: were all looking conversationally at her, and but then she'll
Speaker 3: have to laugh at it, and she'll laugh so freaking loud.
Speaker 3: It's just that.
Speaker 1: She's great. She's an institution.
Speaker 4: She was a West Islip institution, without a doubt. I mean,
Speaker 4: Dottie was always there at the store. You know, you
Speaker 4: knew you'd find her. I missed that about that. I
Speaker 4: was very I got very sad last night on my
Speaker 4: show because I was I don't know what I mean, Kenny,
Speaker 4: you had a good time, Mike. I don't know what
Speaker 4: you did Mortal Day weekend, but I just feel like,
Speaker 4: I don't know, it's just we're all blown apart, like
Speaker 4: we're all separate places, and it's just it's not like
Speaker 4: it used to be Mortal Day weekend, used to be
Speaker 4: my birthday party week And I'm Trinty.
Speaker 1: You turned sixty four, right.
Speaker 5: Yeah, a couple of days ago.
Speaker 1: Oh happy birthday. Brother.
Speaker 4: I can't believe We're gonna be like the Beatles when
Speaker 4: I'm sixty four. But you know, like my family's all split,
Speaker 4: like we're all blown apart in three different states.
Speaker 1: Where do you go? So I do nothing.
Speaker 4: I stay home, I cook for my son, my daughter,
Speaker 4: and you know, I was getting a little sad about that.
Speaker 4: But Kenny had a good time, and I was New York.
Speaker 5: It was good. I went. What did I do? I went?
Speaker 6: First, We stayed a couple of days in in Garden City.
Speaker 5: I went. I saw my my, my daughter and the kids.
Speaker 6: I saw my son and the kids. And then Arena
Speaker 6: launched her Appa. Get to talk about Gemini near me.
Speaker 6: If you guys, I haven't.
Speaker 5: Downloaded yet, you gotta go download it. So it's it's
Speaker 5: it's crazy. So we actually did a like a real
Speaker 5: launch at a venue called light Box, and I can
Speaker 5: tell you what a job, what a job they did.
Speaker 5: It was like you walked in and it was like
Speaker 5: you were with you were in the app.
Speaker 6: All the wows were all screens of the different screens
Speaker 6: that she has on the app.
Speaker 5: But oh, it was really cool.
Speaker 6: It was so they had journalists there, They had you know,
Speaker 6: MTV was there, so for Vogue was there, you know,
Speaker 6: a couple of different writers and journalists.
Speaker 5: So I hope it starts taking get some traction. But
Speaker 5: once people most people start using this, I think.
Speaker 1: It's it's great. She's great at that.
Speaker 4: I always She actually did comment on the interview she
Speaker 4: and I had, but I can't crack it.
Speaker 1: I don't know why. I can't find how to make
Speaker 1: a make a comment. I gotta I gotta ask her
Speaker 1: later today. I can't figure. I know, I have no
Speaker 1: I know, I know, I know. But you stayed at
Speaker 1: well my boxes in Midtown, right, that's like a midtown Yeah.
Speaker 6: So we stayed two days at Cardon City and then
Speaker 6: we went we stayed at the My wife absolutely loves
Speaker 6: the Brian Park Hotel.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 5: I love it right there, right there, Brian Park. It's
Speaker 5: close to everything.
Speaker 6: The venue was on thirty seventh West, thirty seventh Street, so,
Speaker 6: and then I went down, I went down to visit
Speaker 6: Skin Joey's Cheesesteaks down in Philly, Yeah, to see how
Speaker 6: that was going.
Speaker 1: It looks good, bro, it looks great.
Speaker 8: It's it's really good. I didn't I didn't go it
Speaker 8: one in wild Wood, which we're opening jum second right
Speaker 8: on the boardwalk. But we went to the Skin Joey's
Speaker 8: Philly and Arena I did a podcast there.
Speaker 5: She interviewed.
Speaker 6: I don't know if you if you follow Joey and
Speaker 6: all Joey Bellino, but little Snuff is.
Speaker 5: His little Yeah.
Speaker 1: He's funny. Yeah, he's funny.
Speaker 6: He does all the videos and on the posting and
Speaker 6: all the whatever, the coosting blogs, whatever.
Speaker 1: The yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6: So we worked down there for two days, drove around
Speaker 6: Philly for a little while, and then I got to
Speaker 6: tell you something. There is no place in the world
Speaker 6: coming back to South Florida, Southeast Florida. You can take
Speaker 6: everywhere you know nice places to visit. Yeah, there's no
Speaker 6: place like Southeast Florida.
Speaker 1: I agree.
Speaker 4: The more I've seen it, I you know, it ain't
Speaker 4: it ain't just fucking it ain't Shitsville, La is disgusting
Speaker 4: that it's fucking heaven.
Speaker 5: You come here.
Speaker 6: You wake up nine out of ten mornings, the sun
Speaker 6: is shining, the palm trees are fucking blowing. Yeah, it's
Speaker 6: just beautiful. You go out, the weather is nice. I
Speaker 6: want to freeze my nuts off from Philly.
Speaker 3: I know it was really coold this weekend.
Speaker 5: It was it was forty degrees.
Speaker 4: And but you know what, if you had a liberal
Speaker 4: mayor or governor govern it would turn to ship too.
Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, you guys feel I feel like Monk,
Speaker 4: I feel like Rubio's got a better chance that the
Speaker 4: next presidency than Vance.
Speaker 6: You know what, I don't know if that's all our
Speaker 6: genda to talk about, but I said that about six
Speaker 6: months ago.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you run.
Speaker 6: You know, assuming j Vansel will step back. You know,
Speaker 6: you know, if it's private, isn't too big, which I
Speaker 6: don't think it might, it may not be you get Rubio.
Speaker 6: I mean, this guy's being a rock star. Yeah, and
Speaker 6: yeah he's Cuban. I know it's perfect, so he would
Speaker 6: he if it was Rubio Advance, I think that take
Speaker 6: it would be a vancelight. Just so I just saw
Speaker 6: yesterday this fucking AOC is honestly, honestly think about running
Speaker 6: for president.
Speaker 5: Fucking bag that votes for AOC to be a president.
Speaker 6: Let me tell you any listener there, if you fucking vote,
Speaker 6: you're a fucking I get it.
Speaker 3: She'll get at least sixty five million votes.
Speaker 5: That means the sixty she.
Speaker 3: Will get these sixty five million votes because they're not
Speaker 3: it's just like Biden. They're not votes for her, their
Speaker 3: votes against. I mean, that's that's what it is. So
Speaker 3: it doesn't miss Loo Kamala got sixty whatever million votes.
Speaker 3: I mean that's the way, the way.
Speaker 1: Just don't believe it.
Speaker 5: Just rationally. This woman is fucking stupid.
Speaker 1: I know, stupid.
Speaker 3: That's not she's.
Speaker 5: Gonna be and she's gonna be a presidential candidate. That's embarrassing.
Speaker 4: You embarrassing Silo heard about instead of.
Speaker 1: Sell ye World War eleven? What the fuck? What do
Speaker 1: we do? How are these people getting gigs.
Speaker 5: Because they're fucking anything but truck.
Speaker 4: But you know what, bro, there's got to be as
Speaker 4: we know, you can't be a public servant after you
Speaker 4: like after your thirties and forties.
Speaker 1: You know you want to make money.
Speaker 4: So what is it that they want to do that
Speaker 4: there's obviously money coming into their kullpers illegally because there's
Speaker 4: too many assholes out there and they're all getting wealthy.
Speaker 1: How are they doing it? Kickbacks? What's going on like that? Why?
Speaker 5: You know what's scary? Nobody's doing anything about it. Don't
Speaker 5: tell me this guy Vance shouldn't be locked up and
Speaker 5: senter CenTra. I don't tell me this Omar shouldn't be
Speaker 5: locked up. What's going on in Minnesota.
Speaker 6: There's a fucking clown out in California with what he's
Speaker 6: done these people, and you know what, nobody's doing anything
Speaker 6: about it.
Speaker 5: So guess what. The whole system is fucking corrupt.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's exactly That's really right, and that's why I
Speaker 3: know nobody is doing anything about it. But I agree
Speaker 3: with you on on Rubio, and I think you know
Speaker 3: Vance is so young, Yeah, I think that. I think that,
Speaker 3: and his kids are so young and everything. I think
Speaker 3: it's totally reasonable for him to actually be proactive about
Speaker 3: it and go to Rubio and say, you know what,
Speaker 3: it should be your turn next? I can I can
Speaker 3: sit in the there's not Are you term limited as
Speaker 3: a VP? Can you only be vice president for two terms?
Speaker 3: I think probably the case I can't. I can't, well,
Speaker 3: because he would be if he serves this term with Trump,
Speaker 3: and then let's say Rubio is a two term president,
Speaker 3: could advance be Rubio's VP in that second that would
Speaker 3: make him a three term VP. I don't think he
Speaker 3: can do that.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna check. I don't. I don't think it's a problem. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what I'm going to beat me to it.
Speaker 5: I think your term limited term limits for the vice president.
Speaker 5: There isn't an individual can serve and unlimited number.
Speaker 6: Of times as long as they need the constitution age
Speaker 6: citizenship and residents or requirements and go to continue.
Speaker 5: To elect them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I get it.
Speaker 3: Huh. I didn't realize that. So you know he could
Speaker 3: be he could be VP through two more terms. So
Speaker 3: he does twelve years as VP, and then you know
Speaker 3: he's his kids are older, he's uh learned a lot more,
Speaker 3: he's more mature, and then you know, he could be
Speaker 3: the pretty whatever.
Speaker 5: I don't think.
Speaker 6: I think I'm with this country, how divided we are,
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 5: I think they're looking at advances as Trump light. He's
Speaker 5: just Trump light.
Speaker 6: And I think Rubio as a whole different persona by
Speaker 6: his whole different vibe, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: And he has a whole different acceptability level among independence
Speaker 3: and that's the big that's the big thing.
Speaker 5: He speaks Spanish. He's not you know, he just he's
Speaker 5: just And I think I wasn't a huge Rubio fan
Speaker 5: back in the day. I've become watching what he does,
Speaker 5: I would handles himself, and how smart he is. I've
Speaker 5: become a lot more pro.
Speaker 6: Rubio would be a landslide, will be another close.
Speaker 4: One because you know something, I you know, like I
Speaker 4: love Rubio comes on microphones. He's very confident, he's very
Speaker 4: sure of himself. And there's no laughing. And you think
Speaker 4: this guy was being called little Marco, little Marco, like
Speaker 4: just being made fun of. He fucking he weathered it.
Speaker 4: He's there, he's standing up, he's on the team. I
Speaker 4: give him a lot of credit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's awesome.
Speaker 5: He fingers acrossed.
Speaker 6: If that happens, you won't see another Democrat for for
Speaker 6: a long time, or probably a decade and a half,
Speaker 6: two decades.
Speaker 1: Oh my dream.
Speaker 3: No, maybe maybe they won't be democrats anymore. Have you
Speaker 3: ever been more sure of the outcome of a sporting
Speaker 3: event before it took place? And then the game four
Speaker 3: of the Knicks calvs. I mean, I'm texting with my
Speaker 3: son before I'm going. I'm going, you know, I think
Speaker 3: we might win by fifty. Yeah, I'm thinking about placing
Speaker 3: a bet where you know it's Nick's win by more
Speaker 3: than forty and seeing what the odds are.
Speaker 1: That's fun.
Speaker 3: Welch, we ended up winning by thirty seven, So I
Speaker 3: would have lost, and I would have been really pissed
Speaker 3: because we put all you know, we emptied the bench
Speaker 3: for the last eight minutes of game, and you know,
Speaker 3: we easily could have We easily could have won by
Speaker 3: fifty if we wanted.
Speaker 4: To Remember Warner Wolf, Warner Wolf used to go, if
Speaker 4: you have the Knicks minus thirty sixth last that you lost.
Speaker 4: You know, he was so fun. But I you know, listen,
Speaker 4: man Orange and Blue Skies. I've been waiting for Steven A.
Speaker 4: Smith to come on the screen and be so fucking happy.
Speaker 4: It's been so great. And I'm a nineties guy. I
Speaker 4: was there on the seats court side for Ewing and
Speaker 4: Reggie Miller and Elijah On and Jordan's I I just
Speaker 4: I have such a special place in my heart for
Speaker 4: the Knicks.
Speaker 1: It's been a long time and here we are.
Speaker 4: Bro I think we can win it. I don't give
Speaker 4: a hell. I don't care who's coming after.
Speaker 1: I just think.
Speaker 4: Everybody gave up on Well. First of all, everybody said Brunson,
Speaker 4: you're starting Brunson.
Speaker 1: What the next?
Speaker 4: Stupid? Michael Bridges is a journeyman. Kat got traded from Minnesota.
Speaker 3: Is a journeyman. I traded five first round raft picks.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, don't. I mean he he has different teams.
Speaker 1: He wasn't just a one team Michaels before OG I.
Speaker 4: Saw him in like what twenty Yeah, they're all these
Speaker 4: guys don't want to be denied.
Speaker 6: I don't watch a whole lot of sports anymore, you know,
Speaker 6: I wish I did.
Speaker 5: I just can't get into it. But I've been starting
Speaker 5: to watch the next a little bit.
Speaker 1: It's fun.
Speaker 6: There's two things, that's three things that's impressive to me
Speaker 6: about the Knicks.
Speaker 5: Number one, the way they play defense.
Speaker 6: Yeah, the way they shift, the way they hustle, the
Speaker 6: way they get the the way they played defense is unbelievable.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 9: Two, the way they move the ball and pass the ball,
Speaker 9: and the way they cut and the way this is
Speaker 9: a this is a well coached basketball team and number three.
Speaker 5: There's no reals.
Speaker 6: I mean, Brunson is good, Yeah, he's very there's no
Speaker 6: real superstars.
Speaker 3: Brunson is a superstar All NBA player. Yeah he's not
Speaker 3: a but that's an All NBA player.
Speaker 6: Yeah not they only, but but usually how many teams
Speaker 6: of one with one superstar only?
Speaker 1: Like Allen iverson things like like no one won't.
Speaker 3: What happens, but it's but you're right in that. It's
Speaker 3: it's about the supporting cast. And the Knicks can go
Speaker 3: another eight nine players deep, with guys that you're not
Speaker 3: afraid to have out there. I mean, they can sho
Speaker 3: how about Shaman's a great defender and then he just
Speaker 3: caught fire offensively in the series. But but to have
Speaker 3: Alvarado there, to have you know, I love Alvarado too,
Speaker 3: fall out of him there, to have Deuce there, I mean,
Speaker 3: to have Mitch Robinson company, I mean, if but they
Speaker 3: got all these guys off the bench. But did you
Speaker 3: see what James Harden said after the game. Obviously they
Speaker 3: dominated us for to nothing. But I don't know if
Speaker 3: I can necessarily answer that question genuinely, genuinely, I do
Speaker 3: feel that we are the better team. How do you
Speaker 3: feel you're the better team I got you got your
Speaker 3: ass kicked, so fucking bat you you ass kicks like
Speaker 3: nobody's ever gotten their ass.
Speaker 6: I commented on Facebook or Instagram on that that post
Speaker 6: that they had, I said, as long as Harden is
Speaker 6: on your team, you will never be the better team.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Fucking cancer. Yeah, okay, this guy's a fucking cancer. And
Speaker 5: then you tell something you know why he has it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you told me he's got one of.
Speaker 6: Those fucking you ever see those those girls that are born.
Speaker 5: And they chin.
Speaker 1: He's chin like for the for the bubble gum n.
Speaker 5: He looks like, uh pop, you know, with the.
Speaker 6: I can't I can't stand I hate it.
Speaker 3: I had a I had a friend in the in
Speaker 3: business that used to call that, like girls that are
Speaker 3: like that that have that chin like chopped off. He
Speaker 3: used to call them sharks because their profile looks like
Speaker 3: a shark. And he would see a girl like that
Speaker 3: and he would have he'd immediately like put his hand
Speaker 3: on his head like a fin and then point point
Speaker 3: you to It was the meanest fucking thing with people.
Speaker 5: I can't make fun of people like that.
Speaker 3: He would just identify.
Speaker 10: I feel like, yeah, this guy had He had some
Speaker 10: of the like the weirdest worst traditions, Like if you
Speaker 10: were out to dinner with a group of guys and
Speaker 10: you have to leave the table for any reason during dinner.
Speaker 1: I'll forget it.
Speaker 3: He so his his rule is if guy leaves you,
Speaker 3: dick drag his food. So they would take the guy's
Speaker 3: plate and pass it around the table. Each guy would
Speaker 3: take his dick out and like slap it through the
Speaker 3: guy's food all the way around the table. He got
Speaker 3: eight guys at the table. Eight guys have smacked their
Speaker 3: dicks through the guy's food, and you put it back.
Speaker 3: Guy comes out of the bathroom. He's got to eat
Speaker 3: the food. After everybody is well, who's gussage Dad?
Speaker 4: The Yankees he put his cock across the cold cut
Speaker 4: tray after the showers. One they was mad at Billy Martin.
Speaker 4: He dragged his dick across all the cold cuts. I
Speaker 4: used to I used to bulwalk. Me and my nephew
Speaker 4: used to take up cocks out and the balls out
Speaker 4: and walk through a nightclub and run into people when
Speaker 4: I digging the same thing bullwalk.
Speaker 3: Just but you leave your chef stays in.
Speaker 1: And you know no one knows, no one knows.
Speaker 3: Two idiots walking through a bar with their sacks hanging out. Unbelievable.
Speaker 4: I was talking to h I talked to uh Bob,
Speaker 4: Passio's son, a lot of Chris He's He must have
Speaker 4: sent me ten messages last night, voicemails.
Speaker 1: He's a great kid, tough, strong guy. But I didn't know.
Speaker 4: But Passio was writing to Duke, you know, uh, Tommy
Speaker 4: de Luca, and they were like pent pals. Past was
Speaker 4: an air Force, Tommy was in a navy and the
Speaker 4: letters back and forth. It's so amazing that you know
Speaker 4: what they're talking about. Who Freddy galloped to beat up
Speaker 4: a copper cattle or what happened at Solomon Grundy's.
Speaker 1: It's like it's a time capsule. I love it.
Speaker 3: It's just wait, he saved all these He has all
Speaker 3: these letters from his from It's only there was only two.
Speaker 4: I don't know why he hasn't but uh, they don't
Speaker 4: really get along him and his dad.
Speaker 1: But he's a good kid, strong kid. I mean, he's
Speaker 1: a beast. He's been much bigger than Passio was in
Speaker 1: high school, way bigger. He's like Tonan, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: he'll kill you.
Speaker 4: But a very delicate, you know, like nice guy, but
Speaker 4: yeah he'll kill you. He'll squad share like at a
Speaker 4: fucking second.
Speaker 3: But it all he was delicate, by the way, and
Speaker 3: it's stay sweet.
Speaker 1: He's good natured, he's nice to me. He talks very respectable.
Speaker 4: But like, you know, I remember when my bacheter party,
Speaker 4: you know, Ronnie Edwards was dealing blow and you know,
Speaker 4: back in the nineteen eighty six, maybe I did it
Speaker 4: a couple of times, whatever the hell, like you know,
Speaker 4: and then he dumbs it out on my apartment above
Speaker 4: my mother, you know, at my mother's house, and passes
Speaker 4: over there and he sees the coke on the table.
Speaker 1: He takes fucking blow it. Yeah, how the fuck are
Speaker 1: you doing this with your mother downstairs? What the fuck
Speaker 1: is wrong? Sorry, Bob, I'm sorry, sorry, But he didn't
Speaker 1: give a shit.
Speaker 4: He just was my bacheter party. I think it was like, yeah,
Speaker 4: we were gonna go. Yeah it was a bachelor party week,
Speaker 4: whatever the fuck it was. But he didn't like that
Speaker 4: at all. He just that's not what he considered a
Speaker 4: good a good person, good f m uh you know.
Speaker 3: Okay, so AJ you've been watching you watched this Euphoria
Speaker 3: show right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I yeah, I'm a couple up.
Speaker 4: So it's but I did see last night my girl Sydney,
Speaker 4: who is just outstanding, watched this show and all she's
Speaker 4: so fucking.
Speaker 5: Hgh, what is it? What's it all? And what's it about?
Speaker 1: HBO.
Speaker 4: It's a bunch of kids who were in high school.
Speaker 4: It's very sexual. Now they're out of school. And there's
Speaker 4: Zendaeya who's playing a drug mule and a drug addiction's
Speaker 4: great at it. Uh, Sydney Sweeney has the best fucking
Speaker 4: body in Hollywood.
Speaker 1: She's naked constantly.
Speaker 4: Last night she was sitting on top of that's Richard
Speaker 4: Gear's son, this guy that she was fucking on the show.
Speaker 4: I mean she doesn't She just take like a porno.
Speaker 4: She loves her body. And Jacob Alordie who's for an oscar.
Speaker 1: They got a lot of good people on that show.
Speaker 1: But you know this part you don't want.
Speaker 4: To see, Like the high school coach is gay and
Speaker 4: he's trying to fuck the quarterback. There's all that shit,
Speaker 4: but just Sidney Sweeney's body and the way she shows
Speaker 4: it unbelievable.
Speaker 3: Why don't you let why don't you let Charlie in
Speaker 3: be easier.
Speaker 5: I like the fact that she's like that.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I love it. She ain't hide nothing. I
Speaker 1: don't know who. I can't think who.
Speaker 4: We can even compare it to growing up like any
Speaker 4: other chicks, any of the actress used to bear their
Speaker 4: their tits like that, like she does it all and
Speaker 4: I've seen in like four of the movies she's always
Speaker 4: with her tits out.
Speaker 5: Let me ask you a question. Are you allowed to say,
Speaker 5: like Sydney's tits, are you gonna are you gonna get
Speaker 5: in trouble? You're gonna get in.
Speaker 1: Trouble every man like Sydney's tits word look.
Speaker 5: At it like a fucking clam. Never see anything like
Speaker 5: it in my fucking life.
Speaker 4: She's flying on him, fucking his girlfriend that he she
Speaker 4: ends up being with him.
Speaker 1: Wow, it's uh.
Speaker 11: I mean you don't know again I know, I mean,
Speaker 11: I don't She doesn't have a beautiful ass, her body,
Speaker 11: her tints are wonderful, Yeah, but once you see it,
Speaker 11: you're seeing her tits.
Speaker 5: I mean, tits are for kids.
Speaker 1: Not for me.
Speaker 5: But everything, Okay, it's not.
Speaker 6: I like, it's not like there's something you know, you know,
Speaker 6: you go down and you see the downstairs, and there's
Speaker 6: a different type of bush.
Speaker 1: What if she had a big bush. If she had
Speaker 1: a big bush, would you be really into it?
Speaker 12: But at least that's something. You give me something unique,
Speaker 12: give me something that is just some character. I mean,
Speaker 12: t it's okay, she's gonna be beautiful. Tests beautiful tits
Speaker 12: are out there. Give me something.
Speaker 1: I mean, okay, she's got a great body.
Speaker 3: You don't think she has a great it's not really.
Speaker 5: A great body. It's it's as spin spectacular. Her curve
Speaker 5: is not that great and arrests nothing.
Speaker 1: Curves are great. Marv.
Speaker 3: Look at her like a really curby girl.
Speaker 5: I like an ass.
Speaker 1: I can't even know what the rest looks like. I
Speaker 1: think it's okay.
Speaker 5: You don't because you don't see them.
Speaker 4: I just see her tits. That's all I want. Sydney sweety.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't be behind her. I'd be in front of her,
Speaker 4: on top of her. I wouldn't behind it. I'm a
Speaker 4: kick guy all the way, man.
Speaker 5: I was never I was never a pool guy. I mean,
Speaker 5: don't get me wrong. They're good. I mean it's a
Speaker 5: nice bonus.
Speaker 1: Linda. Linda had a great rack, Yeah, but was one
Speaker 1: that was nice.
Speaker 6: But but it's a bonus to me, you know really,
Speaker 6: it's a it's a bonus. Yeah, Like if you have
Speaker 6: a beautiful face, beautiful face, beautiful rack, and you got
Speaker 6: a flat ass, nothing nothing to do yet, just that's
Speaker 6: that's just me.
Speaker 3: But you know what, even be their friend. Sorry, I'd
Speaker 3: like to have something to do with you, but you
Speaker 3: don't have an.
Speaker 6: Ass and a friend, and it would be good because
Speaker 6: that's as long as far as I've ever go.
Speaker 4: You know what, though, if you're behind the girl and
Speaker 4: she's bent over, then to me, her ass.
Speaker 5: Looks like they all look good that way.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, so walking and jeans maybe not.
Speaker 1: But on the bed that.
Speaker 6: My father told me when you been over their all sisters,
Speaker 6: that was his that was his great advice to me.
Speaker 5: That was that was like twelve.
Speaker 3: That's a solid that's a solid contribution from her right there.
Speaker 5: Why I grew up, fucked up.
Speaker 4: We were going to La Las and Lemon Tree. We
Speaker 4: were looking at strippers, man, that's what we did.
Speaker 3: With These are some of the nastiest strippers on planet Earth.
Speaker 3: The people that worked in those places.
Speaker 1: It's a Syrian scar sections. It was.
Speaker 3: It was never a single good looking on. I mean
Speaker 3: there were always one was scarier than the next.
Speaker 1: And I'll tell you right now, I can still why
Speaker 1: is this?
Speaker 4: Why is this ship? On my Okay, I can still
Speaker 4: smell La Las and lemon tree and doll. I could
Speaker 4: smell it old beer and rank pussy.
Speaker 1: It was in there.
Speaker 3: But the price was right. It was like five dollars
Speaker 3: to get in. It was like a dollar twenty five
Speaker 3: of beer.
Speaker 5: Yeah, come on and sip on it.
Speaker 1: For a long we kept filling the water in the bathroom.
Speaker 1: I'm good, on, I'm good.
Speaker 3: But if one guy had a pen in his pocket,
Speaker 3: we were all set in that place.
Speaker 4: Don't even let me thought about what I used to
Speaker 4: do to get money. It's so it's people gonna hate me.
Speaker 4: We used to meet. This is so bad. Cheeko and
Speaker 4: I and Ronnie Edridge, we'd say, uh, let's get a
Speaker 4: whole pass at a certain time and we'll go down
Speaker 4: to the gym underneath the gym and pop lockers because
Speaker 4: they were easy to open up right and just go
Speaker 4: through people's pants, and you know, two dollars here, four
Speaker 4: dollars there. Now he had weekend money on top of
Speaker 4: lawnmowing or whatever.
Speaker 1: The fuck. We were doing shovel with driveways, but like
Speaker 1: it's just so bad. We robbed friends to go see
Speaker 1: fucking strippers.
Speaker 4: But you know, remember me, me and Kenny were on
Speaker 4: basketball and I just said this the other night to
Speaker 4: my son. I'm like, Kenny was you know, both Mike
Speaker 4: and Kenny superior athletes. But Kenny doesn't really care about it,
Speaker 4: like he feels like he peaked early. And we used
Speaker 4: to get in the game at the end of the
Speaker 4: game and you passed the ball and say, don't don't
Speaker 4: pass me ball, shoot it, just shoot it.
Speaker 1: I'm like, why you just I don't want to shoot?
Speaker 1: You shoot? And you that's a good job you have,
Speaker 1: like a Larry Bird type of game. You really did.
Speaker 5: I was good.
Speaker 6: I was good up until tenth grade in basketball and
Speaker 6: then uh.
Speaker 5: And then first of all, I never tried.
Speaker 1: Like I never worked out natural to you.
Speaker 5: We never and it was not it was never that
Speaker 5: important to me. You know, I liked baseball. I liked baseball.
Speaker 6: But again even that, you know, I didn't run, and
Speaker 6: when you're supposed to run and work out like everybody, you.
Speaker 3: Know, I they were all just venues for him to
Speaker 3: give people ship from that was that's all us. It
Speaker 3: was like a setting for him to blow ship at people,
Speaker 3: Like the pictures Man was a great place for him
Speaker 3: to give people ship from.
Speaker 1: Well.
Speaker 4: He used to wink us before knuckleball. He used to
Speaker 4: wink like here it comes, knuckleballs coming.
Speaker 3: Yeah, But I can't remember. I can remember, like, uh,
Speaker 3: what do you call? Fleabag quit senior year so long
Speaker 3: forget why Fleabag quit? But he quit Claudia and and
Speaker 3: so I had to play first base instead of the outfield.
Speaker 3: So for most of the year because he quit early
Speaker 3: in the year, I'm playing. I'm playing for space. And
Speaker 3: if Kenny's pitching and you go to have like a
Speaker 3: conference on the mound, it's not It was never about
Speaker 3: the situation. But he's gonna throw the guy next, you know,
Speaker 3: you know what. Whatever the strategy was for the game,
Speaker 3: it was always about you know, there some hot girl
Speaker 3: in the bleachers or you know what's going on after
Speaker 3: the game?
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 3: And then Naggie. Then Maggie would be nervous because he'd
Speaker 3: be like, what are these guys playing on the mound
Speaker 3: And he'd like come out for the conference and the
Speaker 3: second he got there, we'd all disperse.
Speaker 6: You know, I think if I think, if I, if
Speaker 6: I try it harder and actually work, that I would
Speaker 6: have been a little bit better.
Speaker 3: You'd have been a lot better. He had so much
Speaker 3: great great I hand coordination.
Speaker 4: You're a great You're a great shot, You're a great picture.
Speaker 4: I mean football, you know, I mean, I love, I
Speaker 4: hurt my I.
Speaker 5: Taught my college and tent and basketball.
Speaker 6: Really football was done. I couldn't play football. We Scotty
Speaker 6: marriage was better than me as quarterback.
Speaker 1: And he was really would better.
Speaker 8: Which was when when we when when you know, all
Speaker 8: and Beach Street together in the high school. I was
Speaker 8: the Beach Street whatever we're called big quarterback and he
Speaker 8: was the dol and uh and we we fought, you know.
Speaker 5: For for the position. He was better. Scotty was better.
Speaker 1: I remember the song you big of you to say that.
Speaker 3: I don't know, I did not agree. I did not
Speaker 3: agree with that. I agree with I think he. I
Speaker 3: think he had a better pr campaign. His his main
Speaker 3: strategy was giving a fuck as opposed to you.
Speaker 1: And he had the hottest girl in school.
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't think he did yet, I don't
Speaker 3: think he did.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I honestly think Scott. Scott was better than me.
Speaker 1: But how he was better than.
Speaker 3: How he got better?
Speaker 5: How the yeah they stepped up and he was tough
Speaker 5: because I mean pretty good.
Speaker 1: It was tough.
Speaker 3: How do you like hit puberty super late?
Speaker 1: Yeah yea.
Speaker 3: And but then like the second he did, it's like
Speaker 3: it's like how the you know, how the Grinch's heart
Speaker 3: grew however many times his okay, his schwantz grew by
Speaker 3: that many sizes in that past period of time. And
Speaker 3: then he became that big nappy because he used to be.
Speaker 3: We just made fun of him.
Speaker 5: He got lovely when he was in junior high.
Speaker 6: You know, he grew late, you know, Japhi and he
Speaker 6: had one of his little tiny dicks with no hair.
Speaker 5: He's got like this.
Speaker 1: I was exactly like the It was very grinchy, was
Speaker 1: very grinchy.
Speaker 4: And you know, but I remember the cheering, you know
Speaker 4: all you'd all, who are they little pink elephants stuff
Speaker 4: with Hey, I remember the Beach Street cheer. I never
Speaker 4: heard that either, dud little pink melots not yeah yeah,
Speaker 4: I mean I remember that from yeah yeah.
Speaker 6: I got I got thrown out of the Peach Street
Speaker 6: you old game at the high school he's having at
Speaker 6: the high school. Yeah, throwing out the game on the
Speaker 6: first play after the live of screw.
Speaker 3: I don't remember you getting thrown out of that game.
Speaker 6: Got thrown out the first the first play was the
Speaker 6: most embarrassing day, the most embarrassing day in my life.
Speaker 5: Mike Sostyle.
Speaker 1: He was the stud in, tough guy in you all.
Speaker 6: He was running back. I was playing. I was playing
Speaker 6: no Scott, believe it or not. Really, And and he
Speaker 6: came in to hand it off and he got and
Speaker 6: I hit him good, you know.
Speaker 5: I laid him out and.
Speaker 6: I got old and I said you well, and I
Speaker 6: started cursing at him.
Speaker 3: Oh, I don't remember you getting kicked out. I remember
Speaker 3: you breaking your thumb. I had to play quarterback after
Speaker 3: he broke his thumb. So I was playing tight end
Speaker 3: and I had to play quarterback that season. That may
Speaker 3: have been it's nine three. Was this freshman year.
Speaker 1: My biggest regret I should have played football. My biggest regret.
Speaker 4: I don't remember getting tossed out of the Yeah, you
Speaker 4: remember I got tossed out of a game against Smithtown East.
Speaker 4: There was a guy, remember, a guy named Murray was shard.
Speaker 4: It was a good athlete, like a Jewish kid. Yeah,
Speaker 4: Murray was sharp from Smithtown East.
Speaker 1: He was good Murray, I know, but you know he
Speaker 1: was good at that.
Speaker 3: He can make a hell of a sandwich. But you
Speaker 3: could do my taxes. But you know, we thought.
Speaker 5: We thought a wig stalk, We trot.
Speaker 4: We had a fight on purpose, just so we could
Speaker 4: have fun because it was a blowout game. And I'm like,
Speaker 4: you want to just funk around and have a fight,
Speaker 4: And mister Moore, coach Moore takes me out. He goes,
Speaker 4: congratulations the first player further thrown out of a game.
Speaker 1: This is j V. And he said, go down to
Speaker 1: the wrestling room. All right. I was sitting little, my
Speaker 1: father was cheering. My father was standing up cheering, and
Speaker 1: then he comes in the locker room.
Speaker 4: Kenny's like, age, your father's in the like what? He
Speaker 4: was hiding behind the lockers while mister Smith was coach.
Speaker 4: Smith was given a talk because I wasn't getting playing
Speaker 4: time enough, and Marv was like, your father's here, he's
Speaker 4: right there by what and uh he grabbed mister Smith.
Speaker 4: He said, listen, my son could have went to the
Speaker 4: hospital to see his sister who's sick, or his brother
Speaker 4: in law who was sick, but he came.
Speaker 1: To play, so put him in the fucking well. Well, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: put him in the fucking game.
Speaker 3: He used to pick me up and say he put
Speaker 3: a gun on him.
Speaker 1: Listen, I'm telling you. I used to go Haull.
Speaker 4: We used to drive a Robert Cappelli on JV back
Speaker 4: to his house. My father would show up in the car,
Speaker 4: the big Cadillac with hard green tomatoes that he would
Speaker 4: freeze that didn't get ripe over the summer, and even say,
Speaker 4: you want to break some windows at missus Smith's. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 4: Dad want to take care of his tires, Yeah, let's go.
Speaker 4: He was insane. He didn't take any shit like that.
Speaker 1: But I wish I played football. I regretted to this day.
Speaker 4: I I just didn't want to get hit. I feel
Speaker 4: like my I'm just saying my son is so fast,
Speaker 4: And he said that I'm fast because I don't want
Speaker 4: to get hit.
Speaker 1: I felt the same way, you know, like that's the
Speaker 1: best way I don't want to get hit. His mother
Speaker 1: would let him play football.
Speaker 4: I wish he did tackle, not just flag, because he
Speaker 4: was he was a really good athlete.
Speaker 1: Very well.
Speaker 4: Kenny saw one day, very fast kid, but yeah, I
Speaker 4: guess I just puss it out. You know, soccer was easier.
Speaker 4: Got in shape for basketball and I don't know that's radish.
Speaker 5: Yeah, round ball.
Speaker 1: He would tell me why don't you come out? You know?
Speaker 4: And he, you know, he would make fun of me
Speaker 4: when he passed the soccer field. I always got along
Speaker 4: with Jack, but he would say, like, you know, why
Speaker 4: don't you come out? Why don't you come out the
Speaker 4: other field, the real field? Well, the boys are, you.
Speaker 1: Know, just sticking it up my ass.
Speaker 4: No teachers like that again, I mean, like I think
Speaker 4: I like teachers like mister Rodriguez, remember him.
Speaker 1: Beats.
Speaker 4: He would say the most alarmingly awful things to girls,
Speaker 4: even mister Thompson, that old fucking coat who was like six'.
Speaker 1: Four he would, say, girls you, know how long should
Speaker 1: the s a?
Speaker 4: Be?
Speaker 1: Uh you, know long enough to tell the, subject short
Speaker 1: enough to be? Interesting like your? Skirt could you imagine that?
Speaker 4: Nowadays fucking like your?
Speaker 1: Skirt what was?
Speaker 5: It and we had that was? It Schiff.
Speaker 1: Schiffer Mister, Schiffer, oh tough.
Speaker 5: Guy he was a tough, guy.
Speaker 3: Right he's a science.
Speaker 4: Teacher schiffer And Merrow schiffer And merrow with the fucking rubber,
Speaker 4: band the surgical. Tubing it's to snap people in the.
Speaker 4: Ass and then you Had linel who coached the Baseball
Speaker 4: this ABOUT i forgot About.
Speaker 1: Linel mister.
Speaker 3: Guy he was.
Speaker 5: For some reason he loved both of. Us, yeah really
Speaker 5: he was.
Speaker 4: Good did you guys play for? Leon leonowitz came after, us,
Speaker 4: right Didn't?
Speaker 1: Leononwards take?
Speaker 4: It?
Speaker 3: No we were we Were lino and then we had,
Speaker 3: uh what's his, name Mister butler FOR. Jv butler and
Speaker 3: Then uh and Then naggy, me, well we went from
Speaker 3: Being lino's, favorite so we were, like, yeah co captains
Speaker 3: is Uh? Underlino and then we were both in the
Speaker 3: doghouse For lenny And. Uh and Then naggie had no.
Speaker 3: Choice we just took over the the fucking. Place do you?
Speaker 6: REMEMBER i remember WHEN i remember WHEN i the butler
Speaker 6: pinhead and called him. Pinhead and one, time one Time
Speaker 6: i'm in the locker. Room you, know we used to
Speaker 6: full down in the locker room and AND i got,
Speaker 6: caught of, course and he calls me into the.
Speaker 7: Room you, know would he, goes your head's not screwed, on,
Speaker 7: right that's what he tells. Me your head's not screwed on.
Speaker 7: Right you should be pitching for focity right. Now but
Speaker 7: your head's, NOT i, said, Coach i'm. Eating, oh nobody
Speaker 7: fucking hit hits.
Speaker 1: ME i.
Speaker 5: WAS i was in tenth.
Speaker 1: GRADE i.
Speaker 5: PETE i was in tenth.
Speaker 6: GRADE i was, LIKE i was, unheaitable it, was and
Speaker 6: then eleventh grade they start.
Speaker 3: HIT i.
Speaker 5: WAS i was a little.
Speaker 1: Average, well you, KNOW i remember how you. Were you
Speaker 1: were better than.
Speaker 4: THAT i remember my getting bombs onto the football field
Speaker 4: right on the. Track that was, great and didn't DIDN'T
Speaker 4: i Know Frank blair popped one on the right side
Speaker 4: over the.
Speaker 1: Fence did YOU.
Speaker 3: I didn't get to see, it but you know he,
Speaker 3: did which is a huge.
Speaker 1: Shot did you ever do? It?
Speaker 3: NO i couldn't. HIT i didn't hit the ball. Field he.
Speaker 6: WAS i wasn't really a Power and The frank always
Speaker 6: tells me, that AND i don't ever remember him doing.
Speaker 3: IT i, REMEMBER i remember we didn't see, it BUT
Speaker 3: i remember hearing about it and then thinking about it
Speaker 3: because that fence was so fucking. Far that's a forty,
Speaker 3: right four fifty but it's over Four, yeah, yeah but he.
Speaker 5: Uh But it wasn't when we were playing with.
Speaker 3: Him it was, like, no he was V he did
Speaker 3: it when he was ON.
Speaker 6: Jvdv that's why.
Speaker 4: Listen he used to hit bombs on. Stickball he had
Speaker 4: A frank had a fucking swiming on.
Speaker 1: Him if you pisched him low and he got.
Speaker 4: It it was almost to the To bayview like, way
Speaker 4: past the, flagpole onto the next driveway before the before the.
Speaker 3: PLAYGROUND i WOULDN'T i wouldn't have believed that if other
Speaker 3: people weren't there that saw, it that talked about, it
Speaker 3: because nobody ever came close to.
Speaker 1: THAT i mean had, power RIGHT. O he had good.
Speaker 3: Power none drives, capped you. KNOW i mean he could
Speaker 3: hit home, runs but nobody that that could hit. IT i,
Speaker 3: MEAN i don't think anybody on varsity ever did that that.
Speaker 5: FENCE i know there were PEOPLE i did it either
Speaker 5: before Definitely John.
Speaker 1: Klein John klein might have, to BUT.
Speaker 5: I remember there was a.
Speaker 6: Couple BUT i remember one guy hit one over the
Speaker 6: first fence and then there was that wow the road to.
Speaker 5: Whatever then there was the next fence and hit it
Speaker 5: into Mister peterson's. Backyard BECAUSE i lived right across the, STREET.
Speaker 1: I, KNOW i want a. Shot who they held that?
Speaker 1: Was was That John? Clein MAYBE i don't.
Speaker 5: Know he was a.
Speaker 6: ATHLETE i remember watching him play basketball On friday.
Speaker 4: Nights during the Game John clin was In John klein
Speaker 4: and Also billy. McFadden billy McFadden never tried, hard but
Speaker 4: he was always, good you know WHAT i? Mean, yeah,
Speaker 4: Yeah AND i get mad at my, Son LIKE i
Speaker 4: didn't get.
Speaker 1: MAD i never raised my voice to my. Son but
Speaker 1: the other DAY i found a little.
Speaker 4: Fucking vape in between the, pillows like a little one,
Speaker 4: hitter like a weed. Thing And i'm, LIKE i took,
Speaker 4: it AND i know he's looking for, it SO i
Speaker 4: wake him up and go, Ahead oh oh, dad it's my.
Speaker 4: FRIENDS i don't give a. Fuck i've made more mistakes
Speaker 4: than you love and making your. Life And i'm thinking
Speaker 4: WHAT i did at, eighteen we used to do at,
Speaker 4: Eighteen and.
Speaker 1: This fucking kid has a vape between the pell who.
Speaker 4: Cares he's a good, Boy but like you, know your
Speaker 4: your heart goes like, no, no, no you can't fucking
Speaker 4: do WHAT i.
Speaker 1: Did you know YOU i haven't seen.
Speaker 5: It you're doing. Forever it's, vape so no good for.
Speaker 3: You but.
Speaker 5: Terrible your love's gonna freeze up one. DAY i just
Speaker 5: wanted to get him away from. That you know.
Speaker 3: That that pot out there In, California that's What i'm fucking. Lethal,
Speaker 3: yeah if you can keep him away from, it you
Speaker 3: want to keep him away from?
Speaker 1: IT i know he.
Speaker 3: Doesn't charlie is still in there with, You, Kenny, charlie and,
Speaker 3: UH i Want charlie to hear this. Story, so, uh
Speaker 3: this is In nebraska and a guy in a truck
Speaker 3: pulls over AT i guess it's a like baseball themed gas. Station, Really,
Speaker 3: yeah it's called the, shortstop what they called the. Thing
Speaker 3: and the guy goes into the guesses and as he's walking,
Speaker 3: in all of a sudden he hears freaking shots being. Fired,
Speaker 3: oh and so he, goes he goes, down everybody goes,
Speaker 3: down and it turns out of the guy's.
Speaker 1: Dog what do you? Mean the guy put.
Speaker 3: His gun, down he had a shotgun and put it
Speaker 3: like down behind the. Seat, again the dog went and
Speaker 3: started sucking around with the. Gun and so the dog
Speaker 3: is there shooting people at the freaking gas. Station, yeah
Speaker 3: he ended. Up he handed up somehow the pooch popped
Speaker 3: off several shots straight through the passenger side. Door the truck's,
Speaker 3: passenger who had lingered near the truck while waiting for the,
Speaker 3: driver watched in bewilderment as the dog opened. Fire one
Speaker 3: shot sort across the gas station reportedly struck a woman
Speaker 3: who was waiting at a nearby traffic. Light this all
Speaker 3: happened In Scott's, Bluff. Nebraska Dog, SO i, MEAN i
Speaker 3: Think charlie could probably, yeah probably.
Speaker 13: Teach speaking of, that you know WHERE i just got
Speaker 13: something sent for my friend this.
Speaker 5: Morning in the shot. Group you know where we uh
Speaker 5: that place.
Speaker 6: Like that in the, Operatory, yeah right right across the
Speaker 6: street there's.
Speaker 5: That it's The, Standard it's called The.
Speaker 3: Standards, yeah the, Bar Sports, park the.
Speaker 5: Bar it was just a shooting there really this, weekend, yep.
Speaker 3: Because i've gone. There i've gone there and watched a
Speaker 3: couple Of i've gone and watched The nick games.
Speaker 5: There, yeah really just shooting. There this country is going
Speaker 5: to The.
Speaker 3: No that's really weird because it's such a young crowd
Speaker 3: in there. Too for it's so not, gangster, right it's
Speaker 3: not at.
Speaker 1: All, well they're just a bunch of. TEENS i love
Speaker 1: how blacks are called.
Speaker 4: Teenagers teens on the. Beach too many teens In Rhode.
Speaker 4: Island fuck you with the. Teens we know who you're talking.
Speaker 4: About there's a picture makes me. SICK i can't. Stand,
Speaker 4: HONESTLY i, KNOW i hate saying, this but thirty years from, THEM.
Speaker 1: I don't know what the?
Speaker 4: Fuck, well, grandkids, now what the fuck are they going to?
Speaker 4: Do what's happened into this. Country i'm even pissed a
Speaker 4: little bit Of. Trump i'm even, Like i'm, like come,
Speaker 4: on press the, gas do something with me, round just
Speaker 4: let's get.
Speaker 1: IT i hate.
Speaker 4: This we're, talking we're talking just AND i, meanwhile everything's
Speaker 4: still sky high, prices gas, steak whatever the.
Speaker 1: Fuck you know, What i'm not. Happy i'm not that
Speaker 1: happy about. It you.
Speaker 5: Know it's FUNNY i have in like the last ten,
Speaker 5: years probably more than.
Speaker 6: THAT i was just never one to look, over you,
Speaker 6: know really look at prices too.
Speaker 14: Much NOW i go out to restaurants, crazy And i'm, like.
Speaker 5: It's the amount of money you pay to go out to.
Speaker 5: Eat it's like it's it's it blows me. AWAY i
Speaker 5: Had where the fuck WAS?
Speaker 6: I the other DAY i was In New york my
Speaker 6: grandkids and we had a bul my granddaughter had a
Speaker 6: bowl of just macaroni with cheese and.
Speaker 1: Butter Test, yeah postal borum.
Speaker 5: Twenty eight, Dollars no fucking, macaronia, jesus twenty eight, DOLLARS.
Speaker 1: I, know twenty.
Speaker 5: Dollars, Yeah i'm, like what the fuck was twenty eight? Dollars,
Speaker 5: no it's just not a, macaroni not d.
Speaker 1: Nothing it's. BULLSHIT i.
Speaker 4: KNOW i take my kids out months a month ago
Speaker 4: to have a nice dinner, someplace AND i. GO i
Speaker 4: always make them guess to. Check you, know what do
Speaker 4: you think is gonna be the three of? Us and
Speaker 4: there's no, alcohol.
Speaker 1: Which really polish your build. Up but it's, like how
Speaker 1: could this be three hundred and seventy? Dollars what the?
Speaker 1: Fuck what do we? Do break a?
Speaker 4: Window we had a you, know, LIKE i don't know
Speaker 4: how people are doing, it and you, know everything's, crowded
Speaker 4: people are going out and spending.
Speaker 1: MONEY i don't. KNOW i just, Uh AND.
Speaker 5: I filled up my gas tank. Yesterday yeah one hundred.
Speaker 3: Dollars, yeah that's, nothing the new gas.
Speaker 1: Tank, yeah you filled that up with one hundred and.
Speaker 1: Five that's actually.
Speaker 3: Cheap that mine was over one hundred the other.
Speaker 5: Day it Wasn't it wasn't on like rock bottom, empty
Speaker 5: you know WHAT i.
Speaker 6: MEAN i probably had a gallon or something left, whatever down't,
Speaker 6: know maybe two.
Speaker 5: Gallons BUT i looked down BECAUSE i only drove that
Speaker 5: thing two. Times SO i drove it.
Speaker 6: YESTERDAY i want my friend to go look at some
Speaker 6: a couple of things and.
Speaker 5: And i'm looking at the fucking gas and you, Know i'm,
Speaker 5: like how could this?
Speaker 6: Be it went for like half a tag two go
Speaker 6: on like an eighth and he, looks can you look
Speaker 6: ten point one miles to the?
Speaker 3: Gallon, yeah say that thing's not gonna not the most
Speaker 3: fuel efficient. VEHICLE i mean it's but even you, know.
Speaker 6: Gases, Again i'm not worry of these guys to complain about,
Speaker 6: gas you know WHAT i.
Speaker 5: Mean it goes, up it goes. Down we had how
Speaker 5: many years we have with this fucking Corpse?
Speaker 6: Biden, okay now and now there's a reason for it
Speaker 6: because we're going and we're in a wall WITH i,
Speaker 6: went so it's gonna come back.
Speaker 5: Down but, pricing and it always kills.
Speaker 6: Me how as soon as the funking something, happens it's
Speaker 6: skyrockets up and then it takes it takes a while
Speaker 6: to come, down.
Speaker 1: You know WHAT i.
Speaker 4: MEAN i, KNOW i, go, LOOK i, go my wife's got.
Speaker 4: Up i'm driving a car now she's out of. Town
Speaker 4: and the left tire's. Air AND i go to the
Speaker 4: gas station and you, know you got to pay for
Speaker 4: air now unless you to.
Speaker 1: Fifty AND i said to the, Guy i'm not Paying i'm.
Speaker 1: NOT i, Said i'm not paying for the.
Speaker 4: Air he, goes, WELL i, said Just i'm not paying
Speaker 4: FOR i just put thirty five dollars of. Gas i'm
Speaker 4: not paying for the fucking. Air he, goes all, Right
Speaker 4: i'll turn to love. YOU i love just telling people
Speaker 4: not paying for, that not doing. It and they go,
Speaker 4: okay because they know it's. Ridiculous it's two, fifty but
Speaker 4: it's it's so it's something usually for. Free of course
Speaker 4: it would come out from the garage and the. Rope you,
Speaker 4: know you just, Freak, no that's too. Fifty first of,
Speaker 4: all you gotta put you got to fucking find ten.
Speaker 5: Quarters, NO i know you.
Speaker 3: Can you can take credit, cards damn car.
Speaker 1: Whatever they take credit cards. Now but it's a.
Speaker 4: LOOK i, MEAN i had to link AND i always
Speaker 4: drove big old, cars and there's never never good gas,
Speaker 4: miles especially out.
Speaker 1: Here, well WHEN i moved To la ninety, seven it
Speaker 1: was a.
Speaker 4: Dollar forty five a gallon's it?
Speaker 3: Six?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah AND i remember remember that Little gulf station next,
Speaker 3: day handy lane right on THE i remember that sign
Speaker 3: saying twenty nine.
Speaker 1: Cents oh my, God well remember seventy. FIVE i remember.
Speaker 3: Getting WHEN i first started, driving like getting having a
Speaker 3: five dollar bill and that being, okay, GREAT i can
Speaker 3: go to the gas. Station, yeah and for five, bucks
Speaker 3: you're good for the. Week whatever you could put in
Speaker 3: for five, bucks which is probably.
Speaker 5: Like if you ever had a, FIVE i think you saw.
Speaker 1: That, TWENTIES i, REMEMBER i REMEMBER i had some.
Speaker 3: Fives, NO i had some.
Speaker 4: FIVES i Remember sal giving you one hundred Dollars one.
Speaker 4: Day the three of us were at your house and
Speaker 4: we were getting loud of, something and he, said he
Speaker 4: gave you one. Hundred come, on go take a, walk
Speaker 4: come some fund someplace, else and we got your, car
Speaker 4: went whatever the fuck we.
Speaker 1: Did but, like, yeah you, know you Know sal was doing.
Speaker 1: Great sala Was sal gave me a.
Speaker 4: HUNT i don't it was maybe a fifty was a
Speaker 4: big face on the.
Speaker 1: Bill wasn't a twenty or Ten Sal.
Speaker 3: Sal had it and he kept it because he didn't
Speaker 3: give it. AWAY i mean he WAS i remember needing
Speaker 3: a new glove like junior, year needing a new fucking,
Speaker 3: glove and he wouldn't buy me a fucking baseball. Glove.
Speaker 14: MAN i, mean you had a fucking nineteen, eighties fucking
Speaker 14: white Trans bird on the.
Speaker 5: Front.
Speaker 1: Yea and.
Speaker 14: Those, lights had those lights when you were In Higby
Speaker 14: lane and were stopped on the corner Of higby And
Speaker 14: away and we're sitting and all of a, sudden a
Speaker 14: like guns, IT i got fucking flying like a.
Speaker 1: Jet that was. Cool that was.
Speaker 3: A great turbo.
Speaker 4: Turbo that was a Great And lisa had the sting
Speaker 4: right a Vet oh, Yeah red And tiera right, then oh.
Speaker 4: FORGET i, mean, LOOK i, look you KNOW i NEVER
Speaker 4: i love the people in my. Life it's such an.
Speaker 3: Asshole.
Speaker 1: Listen you Know i've told this story on the.
Speaker 4: Show when remember that, chick we called it a whore
Speaker 4: who lived down the street from my, house all.
Speaker 5: Black, Alright, Sorry, NO i.
Speaker 4: Just wanted to go to her garage shell to get some,
Speaker 4: pandies that's. All BUT i didn't find. It it was
Speaker 4: that the handle was. UPSTAIRS i wouldn't let, upstairs BUT
Speaker 4: i got her alarm clock BECAUSE i wanted something she
Speaker 4: touched every. Day that's how SICK i.
Speaker 3: Was you were sniffing her alarm.
Speaker 1: Clock, NO i just wanted to have something that she,
Speaker 1: touched and we called it a.
Speaker 4: Horse she was a nice. Woman she just got. Divorced
Speaker 4: the husband gave her the.
Speaker 1: House she had a. Daughter she drove a BLACK uh
Speaker 1: with the triple.
Speaker 4: Elder black elderado red, interior and she would wink and
Speaker 4: smile as we played stick.
Speaker 1: Bull, yeah we were crazy about, it but we've told
Speaker 1: that story.
Speaker 3: Before the bad is For kenny. Is my sister bought
Speaker 3: that car used from like some three hundred pound H
Speaker 3: so you were probably sniffing more ball bag than you
Speaker 3: were any part of my sister's. Anatomy.
Speaker 5: Ratchet my, god.
Speaker 1: You know WHAT i?
Speaker 4: Hear you, KNOW i hear all these chicks with The brazilian.
Speaker 4: Butt The brazilian butt left the bab ls.
Speaker 1: Again it puts a stink in. You how does it
Speaker 1: PUTIN i don't know we're talking about.
Speaker 6: That don't remember they say they Say kardashian Smells.
Speaker 1: Cardi b The.
Speaker 4: Kardashians RAY j, SAID i remember it came. SMELL i
Speaker 4: can't get out of my. Mind and you, go, oh that's.
Speaker 1: Horrid think about.
Speaker 5: That how disgusting is?
Speaker 1: HORRIBLE i don't know what what's.
Speaker 5: It's like dead stuff for something?
Speaker 1: That, yeah you know WHAT i, mean IT'S i know
Speaker 1: it's not.
Speaker 3: Good why don't they shove some air freshener up there
Speaker 3: while they're doing, that a Little christmas tree put it
Speaker 3: in The, yeah your kid's got dangling from her asses
Speaker 3: like it's like you're in a. Cab she's got one
Speaker 3: of those little.
Speaker 1: Trees, YEAH i want. PINE i want pine this week
Speaker 1: and next week black, ice.
Speaker 3: Or you're back to, you. HONEY i hope you don't.
Speaker 3: MIND i just GOTTA i, GOT i, GOT i got
Speaker 3: a little something for. YOU i just gotta let me
Speaker 3: just pin this on Your.
Speaker 1: You know it's. FUNNY i always buy black. Ice that's
Speaker 1: the ONE i. BOUGHT i don't know. Why it's, like
Speaker 1: makes no, sense but give me black. EYES i like.
Speaker 1: It Fucking oh.
Speaker 3: God all, RIGHT i had about twenty, stories but WE'RE i.
Speaker 4: CAN'T i can't come out there until you're done with
Speaker 4: Your your son's. Gone So i'm gonna we gotta push
Speaker 4: back To.
Speaker 3: August you, think, yeah but But august will be. Fun
Speaker 3: we'll do, it we'll do, It we'll do it the
Speaker 3: back half Of. August i'm gonna go To New york
Speaker 3: beginning Of august for my mother's Ninetieth what is the
Speaker 3: walk coming to? Twentieth he's, No he's Coming saturday the.
Speaker 3: Thirtieth and he's.
Speaker 5: Staying is he? Stay?
Speaker 3: Stay stay in eight? Weeks he's working for eight. Weeks,
Speaker 3: oh very.
Speaker 5: Cool where's it.
Speaker 3: Working he's working up In Palm Beach, Gardens believe it or,
Speaker 3: not the. Commune it's going to be awful for. HIM
Speaker 3: i DON'T i was talking to him last night on the.
Speaker 5: Phone in the month it's not that. Awful it's Not
Speaker 5: it's really not awful at.
Speaker 3: ALL i think it's forty.
Speaker 4: Five forty, Five, yeah it's forty.
Speaker 6: Five BUT i have to tell, YOU i don't know
Speaker 6: what it is About. Florida it feels like things, are
Speaker 6: things are.
Speaker 1: Closer you get on the, pay you get, there you.
Speaker 6: Mean, maybe, yeah you, know just. Maybe i'm just happy
Speaker 6: been so it doesn't.
Speaker 3: Think now there's some times of the day where you
Speaker 3: don't where it. Gets BUT i don't, KNOW i, mean,
Speaker 3: no one's here here in the, summer so maybe it's
Speaker 3: maybe it's bad In february at that that time of,
Speaker 3: day but it won't be bad In. JULY i don't.
Speaker 3: Know we'll see what we what.
Speaker 5: We see a baseball thing, again or.
Speaker 3: It's a sports.
Speaker 1: MARKETING i was, texting we texted last. Night, mean it's so.
Speaker 1: Funny i'm texting you his.
Speaker 4: SON i, was, yeah BECAUSE i, SAID i JUST i
Speaker 4: said That Jalen. Brunson everybody left every sports cast to
Speaker 4: work their. Weight was, like what the next thing they're
Speaker 4: getting With Brunze and it's, Ridiculous And i'm like these
Speaker 4: mothers dollar. Contract, yeah it's worth one. Million he's totally in.
Speaker 3: Retrospect he's worth every penny and probably.
Speaker 1: Doubles he's a.
Speaker 3: Time it was.
Speaker 4: Risky, yeah but he's a black. Favriste he's got the
Speaker 4: town wrapped. Around he's a very good he's, respectable good.
Speaker 5: Kid he doesn't get he doesn't get emotional at. All
Speaker 5: he's usually very. Common he.
Speaker 4: Can't and WHEN i used to go to the games
Speaker 4: in the, nineties he was the ball boy AND i
Speaker 4: DIDN'T i don't think about.
Speaker 5: THAT i posted.
Speaker 1: It it was.
Speaker 4: Boy, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah fucking. Great, HEY i remember The.
Speaker 4: Garden IT'S i don't want it to be In New,
Speaker 4: york but, god right, now uh, oh FUCKING i Know
Speaker 4: manhattan is on fire with the with The, knicks there's
Speaker 4: nothing like The knicks Or rangers. Winning yankees had done
Speaker 4: it many, times but The knicks And. Rangers it's just
Speaker 4: a different.
Speaker 3: City seeing where people were people were. Going so people
Speaker 3: were flying To, cleveland taking a hotel, room going to
Speaker 3: the game In cleveland and all in it was half
Speaker 3: the price of just going to The garden and buying a.
Speaker 4: Ticket mike was fifty thousand for two seats on the. Floor,
Speaker 4: YEAH i saw fifty three. THOUSAND i used to go
Speaker 4: with the guy who Owns Arnie morton's, steakhouse but he
Speaker 4: weighed like six hundred pounds and you have to sit with,
Speaker 4: him AND i felt. Foolish but then we go To
Speaker 4: morton's after the game and have a big. Steak But i'm,
Speaker 4: LIKE i want to go to see The, knicks but
Speaker 4: because he had a flour, seat BUT i don't want
Speaker 4: to sit with a six hundred pound, guy you, know
Speaker 4: like it's like.
Speaker 3: A weird how did he fit on one? Seat if he.
Speaker 4: Was he was such a Massive New, yorker the fact
Speaker 4: that he Owned morton's and he was a, gregarious big loud.
Speaker 1: Guy, maybe but was that his?
Speaker 5: Last, yeah BUT i, SEE i remember you took us
Speaker 5: there One.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah we went to and you.
Speaker 5: Said it's on. Them, yeah yeah it.
Speaker 1: Was and it was You.
Speaker 5: Chico.
Speaker 3: Yo we were, no we were.
Speaker 4: NO i was working ready to. News so it's got
Speaker 4: to be nineteen ninety, one you know WHAT i? Mean
Speaker 4: twenty nine we.
Speaker 6: WENT i remember we went there and we were drinking
Speaker 6: at the, time twenty four dollars classes of port, wine
Speaker 6: WHICH i thought was like the sickest Thing i've ever.
Speaker 1: Seen, yeah and then you.
Speaker 5: Said everything's only, all you, know because he wrote some
Speaker 5: good things about. It.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah it was such a great. Time it was
Speaker 1: so easy that she.
Speaker 3: Was with you, Anyway so you're gonna you were gonna
Speaker 3: rob the meal no matter WHAT i, mean.
Speaker 5: You.
Speaker 4: Know but he would walk in AND i tell, you
Speaker 4: and he would let's look around a, Restaurant and when
Speaker 4: we get, home.
Speaker 1: He'd, say easy place to rob rob? It, this how
Speaker 1: are you gonna rob? It this is one camera because,
Speaker 1: uh you, know there's like four he cased. It i'm,
Speaker 1: like how did you do? That we just got a.
Speaker 1: Sandwich NOW i can rob this. Place he just had
Speaker 1: a criminal. Mind you.
Speaker 5: Know she used to the money off the off the,
Speaker 5: bar the bar and have. Aheads.
Speaker 1: Yeah he threw shot glasses across the dance floor. Too
Speaker 1: he was an, animal used to he used to rob
Speaker 1: the rob the money off the off the.
Speaker 5: Balls oh my, god he didn't have.
Speaker 1: Money, MAN i looked we we, didn't you. Know it
Speaker 1: was a tough time and he had some.
Speaker 3: Fun but she though she thought he was a fine upstanding.
Speaker 4: Citizen he took the clothes from the stripper and took
Speaker 4: him to a. Party he wore like The Alla. La
Speaker 4: remember that the strippers would bang their ass on The
Speaker 4: he put a wet sponge or rag from the bar
Speaker 4: and she plopped her ass. Down she's, like what the
Speaker 4: fuck is wrong With he was so?
Speaker 1: Bad but, UH i love.
Speaker 4: IT i talked to his Brother robbie a, lot and
Speaker 4: he loves this show because he hears about his. Brother,
Speaker 4: yeah what can you? Do no one like, him no
Speaker 4: one like. Him But i'm Glad herbie said that to. You,
Speaker 4: HERBIES i like their fathers with this this wisdom they
Speaker 4: had it's so great you've done the moment in all.
Speaker 3: Systems that is a Good herbie. Line all, right, boys
Speaker 3: thanks for. Listening, Folks back at you next. Week you got, you,
Speaker 3: guys