Speaker 1: Neonic for my adoptions assauts. Hi, welcome to Void, Anica
Dundy podcast. I'm your host and Dan Devon, and today
I have a bunch of I would say babbling baboons,
but I'm not going to do that. So introduce yourselves
to play.
Speaker 2: You have a bunch of thirsty bitches, that's who you have.
Speaker 3: Oh no, my thirst is really quite quenched at the moment.
Speaker 4: So I hate it here.
Speaker 1: I hate it here.
Speaker 2: I only just started dating somebody and I'm getting thirst
here because he wants to take his time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we tried to do that. Didn't work so well.
Speaker 1: I'm making my man wait for that time like a
fine one. I'm not making him, but we just haven't
had the moment. Anyway, introduce yourselves.
Speaker 2: Please bone down the list.
Speaker 1: You're going down the list. We have a system now
one hundred and some episode, almost one hundred episodes. Inn,
we finally have a system.
Speaker 5: Hi, my name's Juliette. I played Bubbles. I am the
giant woman of the party.
Speaker 3: Hi, I'm Tif. I played Davy. I played the tiny
woman and the party.
Speaker 4: God, damn it your next Oh I didn't I couldn't
say thank you.
Speaker 6: I am Dakota. I play Myth, the barbarian player of
the party.
Speaker 1: One of the barbarians, one of the there's three of y'all.
Speaker 6: That's what with the barbarian No, not barbarian, cleric, barbarians ruid.
It was a mistake. That was a mistake.
Speaker 2: You're the You're the barbarian with the green thumb.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: And Hi, I'm Jacob. I play Free, the furry of
the group.
Speaker 7: Accurate, accurate, and my name is Tyler, and I play Tauma,
the paladin rogue who's trying to buy for the affections
of both his gods, and it's not doing well.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's going fat. And today we are missing Isaac.
But don't you guys worry Isaac, his character Colby. It's
gonna have stuff going on during this episode, So don't
you fret. He'll be back. Now. What happened last time?
Who wants to fill in, Dakota? I want to happened
last time?
Speaker 2: A whole lot of role playing.
Speaker 1: Uh huh, yes, more details please. Uh.
Speaker 8: So we defeated so yeah, we defeated the evil Queen
and we rescued the Prince. We rescued the prince who
was also the evil Queen's son, and we brought him
back to the cabin where snow White and the seven
dwarfs were waiting. Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: Because he was hidden underneath a secret room underneath the throne.
Speaker 6: That's what was under the throat. That's disappointed. I was
wanting treasure.
Speaker 1: She don't give you. I mean, she says, she doesn't
give you the treasure.
Speaker 8: But we'll get to that, the greatest treasure of all
the power of love.
Speaker 2: The street.
Speaker 1: Care be care bears Aldridge, Care bears, Aldrid Care bears.
Speaker 2: No more, no more, no no where. Somebody used the
spray battle in the.
Speaker 3: Bring it down.
Speaker 2: Anyway. So we bring we bring them all back.
Speaker 8: We bring them, We bring the Prince back to the cabin.
He immediately kisses the snow White.
Speaker 2: She wakes up and yeah, we think allegedly not confirmed.
Speaker 5: Oh she evil?
Speaker 6: Yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: Why do y'all think why did Why do y'all think that?
It's plain to him? Why do you think that?
Speaker 5: Oh, because she like she has the Prince under some
kind of charm and he can only slightly break free
of it. Every now and then.
Speaker 8: We noticed that one of those times when like he
was carrying naval Queen's staff, which technically belongs to Snow,
which was hers.
Speaker 1: All the powers of the evil Queen had from the
staff were technically snow whites, and.
Speaker 2: She asked for it back, and he had this moment
like look of like disappointment on his face, like it's
very brief, but we noticed.
Speaker 1: I love the y'all. Y'all are the conclusion you all
are jumping to. It's interesting.
Speaker 2: I don't think she's evil. I just think that.
Speaker 8: Her powers, like some aspects of her power, are outside
of her control.
Speaker 2: So it may come across as evil, but it really isn't.
Speaker 9: Mm hmmm.
Speaker 2: We're just a bunch of paranoid fox.
Speaker 6: Hey. Just cause your paranoid doesn't mean they're not watching.
Speaker 1: Mm hmmmm mm hmmm.
Speaker 2: That's true.
Speaker 8: I'm very I'm pretty sure somebody was like a like
somehow got into my car last night.
Speaker 1: Huh again, I'm gonna talk about whatever about that later.
I like, that's suspicious.
Speaker 6: Did you find the sticky toffee? I left them there
for you. Damn wait the what sticky toffee? Like candy?
Speaker 5: Candy?
Speaker 1: Undy?
Speaker 2: So anyway, that's pretty much what happens now.
Speaker 4: We're just uh, you did forget one thing though, I'm frozen,
Well you're you're not frozen.
Speaker 1: No, she's not. She's not completely frozen. She's just sprouting
ice of her body for some reason.
Speaker 3: Get frozen.
Speaker 6: Yeah, let it go, Let it go.
Speaker 7: Communicated with Winter. And then commediately after that little session,
then Davy was starting to get frozen.
Speaker 8: We're gonna have to now, we're gonna have to go
into the No.
Speaker 6: So you're telling me that Davy is basically Toto Roki
from My Hero Oh my god.
Speaker 1: I hate here, icy hot s not what else that is.
Speaker 3: What you're going for? I'm hot now, I am. I
hate my go I hate my brother is supposedly dead
but he's not, and he's acting as a villain. And
then I have two older siblings. H let's go.
Speaker 1: You know what we'll put it.
Speaker 2: It's actually icy thought.
Speaker 3: Now now one of my and now one of my
classmates is dead.
Speaker 1: Now I gotta think, you know what future Devin had
this part out? I gotta think, now, what the fuck
am I going to do with myth What was he
doing during all this time? Because he was not there?
Speaker 6: He was asleep?
Speaker 3: Oh hey, do you did you get that class done?
Speaker 1: And I'm still working on it. Luckily, every I'm still
working on it.
Speaker 5: Got it?
Speaker 1: God, talk among yourselves. Give me five minutes. I need
to think of something to do with Mets because I
totally forgot about that. You I forgot something. Give me
five minutes. Talk amongst yourselves. Theories, conspiracy, theories, plots.
Speaker 3: It's silent reading time, guys.
Speaker 1: It's silent reading time. Y'all think you're really going to
do that for silent reading time for five minutes?
Speaker 8: Yeah, okay, I can read the latest issue.
Speaker 6: Of My hero in five minutes. Okay, fair point.
Speaker 3: You're going to hate this chapter. You're gonna hate it. Well,
if you're if you're caught up to the to the leaks,
you're gonna this chapter.
Speaker 2: No, I'm reading it off a shon and Jump, so
probably not.
Speaker 3: Oh god, okay, I'm probably like.
Speaker 2: Far behind you.
Speaker 8: Yeah you are, Like I just well because like in
the shut and Jump, I like the lastest year I
read was when Toga.
Speaker 2: Was defeated by.
Speaker 8: And Uraka just got her like like her new ability,
so like now she can change uh float people.
Speaker 3: Uh yeah, you're uh yeah, you're uh maybe maybe you're
behind me. I don't know, but congratulations has been one
year since Baccago died.
Speaker 6: Yeah really yeah, wait he dies?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, spoiler he's dead right now?
Speaker 6: Okay, he's dead.
Speaker 3: Well, so there's two heroes right now that are using
their abilities to try and bring him back. But like
it's been officially one year since that chapter happened. So yeah,
oh my god. Speaking of So, we were at wing
Daddy's last night, right or not last night? So last night,
Friday night, we were at waiting Daddy's Friday night, and
they had like these corky races. Yeah, they had like
these like like Corki races. And one of the dog's
names was Kotski Barkuga. I'm not kidding. I wish I
took a picture, but I was laughing too hard.
Speaker 2: Was like Kaky Barkago.
Speaker 3: God, that was so great. It was so great. I
was like, that is the greatest name. But I wouldn't
name a Korky that I would name. I would name
a Pomeranian Kotsky Barkugo, not a fucking corky.
Speaker 5: Oh you name.
Speaker 7: Oh yes, cowboy?
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, yes, it's funny.
Speaker 6: There have been so many different characters in various different
animes with that name. I was like fuck, where are
we going? Wait?
Speaker 2: One name again?
Speaker 6: Iin there's been Oh fuck, there was a recent one
where a character had the name Ain. Requiem of the Phantom,
there was a character named Ain. You haven't seen that.
It's a great anime, isn't.
Speaker 3: If you're referring to a Corgie as.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I know, all right. I just heard Ain and
was like, fuck, where are we going with this? But
forgetting cow do what?
Speaker 5: I'm out cool?
Speaker 6: I do like that one too. I'm waiting for the
fourth or fifth season on that one. I don't remember
what season we're on, but I need more of it.
There was a more recent one, like within the last
season or two, where a character I don't have to
talk to my fiance she would probably know.
Speaker 3: No, was it wasn't There one in Recreem for the Phantom. Yeah,
that's that's high Rise Invasion.
Speaker 6: I think if you've seen Eminence in the Dark, Eminence
in the Shadow, Eminence of Shadow, I think there's a character.
I love that anime. It's so ridiculous.
Speaker 3: I love I love that dog so much.
Speaker 9: M hm, not what I want? Mother flipping Jesus.
Speaker 6: Wait, hang on, what's going on with myth? I totally like,
are we just debating on what he can No, I am.
Speaker 3: What I said. That's what he's figuring out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I did not plan that.
Speaker 6: I forgot like what he did while I was gone
or like something.
Speaker 1: No, what he while he was doing while everyone else
was doing.
Speaker 6: That's easy. He was going through the library. He's trying
to figure shit out.
Speaker 1: I mean, he's not figure some ship out. I have
an idea, I have a plan.
Speaker 5: Okay, so do you do you?
Speaker 1: I do? I did. We'll see if it we'll see.
Huh You sure about that?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Because it sounding a little a little unsure of yourself.
Speaker 1: It's fine, you know what. We're kind of going with
the flow here. But it's gonna be fine. It's gonna
be fine.
Speaker 5: Look, look, look, I believe in you, that believes in me,
that believes in you, that knows that you're not doing
that you don't know what you're doing.
Speaker 1: This is not the hard This is not the the
what the how would I put? This isn't the This
isn't the hardest thing I've ever had to do. You
put that way, he.
Speaker 6: Is not the.
Speaker 1: Like then, the hardest thing I had to do, as
far as like planning for a.
Speaker 5: Game was again, I'm what was your boyfriend?
Speaker 1: I'm believing I gotta go.
Speaker 2: I don't are you?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Why wow? Adding me?
Speaker 5: Wow?
Speaker 3: You know I was thinking it. I just didn't. I didn't.
I didn't want to say it.
Speaker 1: Wow, you're adding me like that, Jacob. Wow, that's hurtful.
That's rude.
Speaker 3: What what Juliet?
Speaker 5: At least it wasn't a bad dragon uh.
Speaker 1: Oh oh mm hmmm. Uh well.
Speaker 5: Or apparently it was.
Speaker 3: No, it was not if are they really a bad thing?
Speaker 10: Though?
Speaker 3: Like that's let be honest, Lesbie, honest here.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't consider them bad.
Speaker 3: I mean, I own one, work girl, I want one.
Speaker 1: I want I kind of want that. God, Devin Future,
please cut this part. Cut it out. Cut it out.
Speaker 7: No no, no, no, no no, you leave it in, and
then we like we make plans to ask them.
Speaker 3: To sponsor us, Devin, this just turned into like two
Bottoms on the Top episode.
Speaker 1: This is gonna be a two Bottoms of the Top extra, you.
Speaker 3: Know, with guests, Like this isn't even d d Bos
on the Top with guests.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you know what, I kind of I
kind of want to I kind of want the tentacle,
don't judge me. I felt that judgment already.
Speaker 3: Fan boy wants a tentacle.
Speaker 1: I do, I do? I do?
Speaker 5: I mean they look really cool.
Speaker 1: You do look really cool.
Speaker 11: I have nothing else, just put it on the wall
like no, I mean I have the.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 5: Look look, you don't know pleasure until you've seen that.
Speaker 1: Not I needed. I need Jesus. I am, I am?
Speaker 3: And what is it?
Speaker 2: Damn? We hate him so much he actually admitted he
needs Jesus.
Speaker 1: I need Jesus.
Speaker 2: The Eldritch Ginger needs Jesus.
Speaker 12: Now, the one who inviting me, This is what you
get when you invite me.
Speaker 1: Oh you're fine. Oh, I mean you're not the one
out of me for being still considered a virgin, Julia.
Speaker 3: I promise I've been tamed this entire time. You can
ask Devin. There's been ship that I've talked about that
I need Jesus.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we all need Jesus in some way, shape or form.
Like I sh girl, you lion, you hide in something.
Speaker 6: God.
Speaker 1: Wait, you know I'm trying to find some art from
temporary art, and all it's shown me is Bembo's and
Halloween costumes. And that's not what I want that's not
what I want.
Speaker 6: I mean, if you're looking on Google and you're getting
bembos and Halloween costumes, I think you need to refine
your Google search.
Speaker 3: Because what I'm.
Speaker 1: Looking for is a very specific thing, and usually it's
a Halloween costume. And I'm like, come on, can you
give me something.
Speaker 3: Here, specific or specific.
Speaker 1: Specific, whatever specific you want? You want Pacific spusfic ocean, Yes,
give me the ocean. Give me the ocean of these
images of.
Speaker 6: Halloween costume you're looking for.
Speaker 3: I don't want to.
Speaker 1: I don't want to girl.
Speaker 5: Look look who.
Speaker 1: Wait, wait, wait, hold up, rewind what Juliette nothink? What
did you I'm out here, I'm leaving. Goodbye God. That's
not there? You go now there it is that that's
exactly what I heard.
Speaker 6: So are you looking for like anime style cat girl?
Speaker 1: With like, I'm not looking for a cat girl at all.
I'm looking for something. I'm not saying what I mean?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 6: Yeah? I thought I heard you say cat and I
was like, I got this.
Speaker 1: No, I'm not looking for a cat girl. I was
looking for something else, but a cat girl showed up,
and I'm like, why, that's not even what I'm looking for.
Speaker 6: Always, always plan them.
Speaker 1: I did a bunch of and I did a bunch
of cat girls. I had, I had a whole I
had a whole race of cat people. Last in the
last game with the whole family, well, not a whole family,
but family of teeth flings ha assassins, not assassins. They
had connections to a group of assassins who were of a
neighboring kingdom. They're all a bunch of cat people. And
then God naked to voice any of them because they
all have the because the characters in question, one of
them has the Ubu voice, and thank the Gods, y'all,
I didn't do the Ubu voice.
Speaker 3: I like how one of them looked like Sebastian Sebastian.
Speaker 6: Okay, you can't Sebastian from Black Butler.
Speaker 3: Yes, Sebastian from Black Butler.
Speaker 1: Okay, hold on, jesus, I need am I about to
look this up. I want to play that game I've done.
I can't. I'm a fucking trash human.
Speaker 5: Well, it's okay to like cat boys. Cat cat then boys.
Speaker 1: I mean them boys a thin boy.
Speaker 2: When you come across there is no judgment here.
Speaker 1: Yes, I want to go with this artwork or do
I want to go with another? That is the question.
I will go with the one I have, because that
one's nice, and I think, oh my god, oh my god. Okay,
I think I got it. I got it. We're good,
We're Gucci, we are Gucci. Now I just gotta figure
what the what are they? What that last one though, m.
Speaker 2: Okay, so we just blew out.
Speaker 8: So we just blew out Devin's eyeballs and his subsequent
reaction blew out our ear drums.
Speaker 6: So oh wow, I want to see what's going do
you do you? That's not the worst I've seen, Like.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's true, that's not the worst. But still,
oh okay, this chat is cursed. I mean it's already
been cursed.
Speaker 6: I don't have any cute cat boys, but I'm pretty
sure I have a cute cat girl here somewhere.
Speaker 1: Thank god, I have the void on a discourse separate
from the knee. I avoid discord because I have guests
that are not part of the main group main hub
of hosting players. Thank god this is not in the
main server, because I that people be like, what the
fuck have randoms coming for another podcast that I meet
on like on that get cats outside.
Speaker 3: The od there's a cat, a literal cat.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, is that loveless that looks like that looks
like that's loveless. That has to be loveless. That is,
you're not gay unless you read loveless.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's not what's his face from loveless.
Speaker 1: That's true, but it looks just like the same solid loveless.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Anyway, we're back, okay, m hm are we.
Speaker 3: Let me see.
Speaker 10: I got to say, hold on, mm.
Speaker 3: I like how they only have two gifts for loveless, No,
three gifts. They have three gifts for loveless.
Speaker 1: Okay, got it, I got it. I know what I'm
gonna do it. Cool, all right, So we're jumping back in.
Mike does the black You know when every gay relationship
there's a black cat and then there's a dog or
in this case, a wolf. No comment. I'm going to
plead the fifth on this one. But I'm going to
plead the fifth Pa. I'm not gonna say what I
was thinking, because that is.
Speaker 6: I is all going, we got we got we got
these uh huh.
Speaker 1: I mean she's not she's an icon legend, all right. Cool?
So what we're gonna do is we're gonna rewind rewind.
Somebody the rewind sound. I'll be the rewind sound. So
while this was happening after the whole fight with the
with with the evil Queen myth.
Speaker 6: Yes, you.
Speaker 1: As the queen drops dead and explodes in a vat
of fiery glory, remem burning from the inside out. When
when the explosion happens, you were surrounded by a bright
light and you are away from the rest of the
group right as the light of some size the guards.
Speaker 3: Huh, I thought it got dragged away by the guards.
Speaker 1: No, he did not. I left it. I never said
what happened to him? Well you so I don't think so.
If I did, I'll reckon it. I'll cut it out
of the episode. If I did, I.
Speaker 7: Don't remember you saying like exactly what happened to and
Dakota's characters. It was just like they're just not there.
Speaker 1: Or they're or they're there, but I left it kind
of open. Someone do something with them. So so bright
light then as the light sub size you, well everyone
will see it, but you won't. You see you are
what looks to be the woods and what looks to
be snow on the floor or something soft like powdered snow.
And as you look around you notice, God, I'm gonna
describe this is gonna sound fucking.
Speaker 6: Stupid, but you we go for it full send.
Speaker 1: Hey, You're in a woods that's surrounded by snow and
snow covered forest floor, and you see a bunch of
sweets everywhere, candy canes coming out of the ground, what
looks to be half eaten cookies, large cookies about size
of about it's bigger than you, big old two, big
old things of bubbling what looks to be hot cocoa.
Speaker 5: Is this like big Mom's area.
Speaker 1: Big moms. No, that's a one piece thing. I was like,
wait what no, no, no, I mean could be yes,
but no, no. Candy canes, a bunch of different sweets,
all like like they're coming out of the ground, and
in front of you at the very distance, on top
of the hell, you see what looks to be a
gingerbread house again covered in sweets, sugar frosting. The whole works,
colors of reds brown from the cookies and ground crackers,
to yellows of pinks and sprinkles and colorful frosting all
in this snow covered forest and who walk and then
you see someone walk up from walk up to you
from behind one of the cookies. A little peppermint man.
He's a circle, is in the shape of a peppermint.
He has arms and legs, and he looks like a
what's the word not a war forge. He looks like
a construct, like so I magically made a very large
sugary sweet of the peppermint into a construct. Okay, walks
up to you and he greets you, and he introduces
himself as mister Mint. Bear with me. I can feel
the eyes rolling already from one person in particular. You're
lucky I didn't do the chiccher pink man. Okay, okay, okay,
this is this isn't. There's a reason I had this
character already planned. Okay, don't give you the eye roll, Tiff,
I'm not doing it. I can feel the eye roll.
Speaker 3: I'm playing a game right.
Speaker 1: Now, so you can see. So he introduces himself as
mister Ment. It looks like a butler.
Speaker 5: Does he know the man?
Speaker 7: I was about to say, is.
Speaker 1: Does he does he know? The question?
Speaker 6: Is the contract like humanoid shaped like I am? Or
is it like the little round mint from like Adventure Time,
Adventure Time speaking of.
Speaker 3: Mint, guess what we didn't do?
Speaker 1: What we will you?
Speaker 3: Oh it, that's okay, we'll do it. We'll do it later.
Speaker 1: We'll do it at the end and I'll put it
in the beginning. Oopsie, well ship can.
Speaker 5: Much talk about cat boys?
Speaker 1: Yeah, goddamn, goddamn. Anyway, So a what looks to be
a butler that's in shape of a mint, like in
a Venture Time, with the arms and legs and a
cute little face, walks up to you. It's like, I
take it your name, I take it your myth, the
Green Knight. He looks out at you. He's like three
foot he's like three foot tall. He's like, you're met
your I take it your myth, the Green Knight.
Speaker 6: Uh. I'll uh get down on like kind of kneel
down next to him to make it more like kind
of eye level, and I'll hold out a finger. Yes,
and you are.
Speaker 1: Mister mint. Any bows at your here to escorts you
to the lady? You are? You have been requested.
Speaker 6: Lingering magic? What kind of magic am I sensing around me?
Is it like?
Speaker 1: Uh so that that shows if it's celestial?
Speaker 6: Yeah, like it'll be if it's celestial dark, if there's
any magic around me, yes, you send magic.
Speaker 1: You sends magic everywhere, the mint, the forests that you
were surrounded by the house. But as you look around,
it seems the house is the epicenter of all the magic.
Speaker 6: Okay, all stand up, no no time like the present.
Let's find out what's going on.
Speaker 1: It's like excellent. And he swiftly turns around and he
starts politely walking, and every step he takes it doesn't
When he makes a step, it makes no sound. He
said that he's that graceful, that's walking. He's walking through
the snow covered land forrest woods as he's leading you
up to the gingerbread house. Now the gingerbread house. As
you get well, since I don't know, you can't smell,
can you?
Speaker 6: I don't know. It's I've realized the folly in choosing
a chef that is a war forged.
Speaker 1: There are.
Speaker 2: There are machines that can pick up the scent.
Speaker 6: True, and it is magic. So cool, and okay, I'll.
Speaker 1: Say, yeah you can. You can have you have the scinse,
you could smell, you have your senses obviously, yeah, I
mean you have hearing in sight, so I would say, yeah,
you have smell and even taste even but you just don't.
You have no need to eat, but you could taste
things you as you travel through this lush land of
snow and sweets and chocolate, hot coca, You're you're getting
you're getting hit with the smells of everything sweet, and
you're looking around like, huh, it's like a wonder who
cooked all these? And then the magic again is coming
straight from the house itself. It's like all like the house,
whatever's inside the house is the epicenter of said magic,
and the magic is all is very not evil, but
it is infernal, okay them, it's infernal in some way.
And you're just like what you're sensing on what you're
seeing in front of you with all the swedes and
stuff coming out of the ground, and the gingerbread house
is not matching what the magic you're sensing. It's like,
that's weird. This is a weird choice. And as he
gets to the door of the gingerbread house, he grabs
the handles that look like peatrings, peach rings, even better
peach rings, and he opens the doors and the doors go,
doors sound heavy as he pulls them open. With ease,
and inside you see a very quaint, decent cabin that's
two floored. On the bottom floor, she see stars in
the very back that lead that lead up. So you're thinking, oh,
this place that has at least two floors. When you
walk inside, you see two big big uh what do
they call it? Big chairs, comfy chairs, a couch, a fireplace.
And on the other that's in the middle of the room,
and off to the side you see a very large
kitchen with a cauldron and of it. And in the
kitchen you see a young woman, a young woman wearing
very colorful clothing of all colors and from reds, blues, greens,
lots of stripes. She's very much she looks like the
esthetic of what is outside. And she has very she
has very thick, curly hair that goes from the top
of her head all the way to her butt. But
it's like thick and curly, and it's a very light
pink hair. And she's in the kitchen pulling something out
of the oven you assume to be. You're getting the
smell of like cookies, and she's like, please take a seat.
I just pulling this out of the oven real quick.
Make yourself comfortable, make yourself a home. As a butler
kind of ushers you in to one of the big chairs, no.
Speaker 6: Take chair, and politely sit.
Speaker 1: And as she's pulling she closes the oven, she kicks
it with her foot as she's holding a tray, and
the mister Mint walks over to her and says, my lady,
I will take care of this. Please please take a seat.
You have a guest to entertain. She's like, you're just
you're so sweet, mister Mint. He's like, just a you
made me as he takes off her apron and she
puts it on the counter. As she turns around, and
you see a again very young woman. You see her face.
She's very lively, happy, go lucky type of attitude. Her
eyes are glistening with joy and color as it radiates
a very pronounced pastel red. It's almost kind of all putting,
is very unnatural in the color scheme. As she kinda
skips all the way to the chair opposite of you
and she sits down. She's wearing this get this gown
that it's like a puff out skirt that goes right
right above her knee. And again she's also wearing like
long striped leggings and these obnoxiously red heels. Spark that's sparkle,
the sparkle and shimmer and click every time she steps.
She sits in the chair and she's like, ah see
that you made it here? Well, yes, yes, I was
beginning to worry because it took a lot longer to
some of you here then I initially thought it would.
I guess them, I guess the magic wasn't reaching you. Well,
I guess time to introduce myself. My name is m
Somebody give me a very pretty name. I'll let the
players name this character. Give me a pretty name. Jesspbell, Jabe,
Jessa Bell. Okay, cool, Jessabel. She's like, hello, my name
is Jessebel. I am a she looks around, a very
powerful witch in need of your assistance. If you're willing
to help me, help you, you should.
Speaker 5: Give him more of a Southern voice, more of a
Southern bell.
Speaker 1: I mean I could, I most certainly could very well
do that. Wasn't intending on doing that, But here we are.
Speaker 2: Give her a little bit more.
Speaker 1: Mississippian doesn't matter for a Southern baal. So some of
the bells ain'tone from the South. Sugar, not Louisiana. And
I don't want to go down to Louisiana. No, no, no,
not with that accident. We'll keep it right.
Speaker 6: Here, don't.
Speaker 2: That's what they love, the.
Speaker 1: Cajun love your rogue. So here's my name is Jezebel.
I am a very powerful witch in need of assistance
on a matter that I feel like you can help
me with. If you have what the task? That is?
I help you and you help me?
Speaker 6: Well, how would you be helping me.
Speaker 1: By keeping your captain alive?
Speaker 6: That is that would be useful?
Speaker 1: Yes, so this deals with your captain. What's her name? Davy?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 1: Yes, that that that is the that is the young
the young woman in question. So where do I even
begin with all this? Davy is not a normal little
known as you would assume, and it seems like you
all are starting to assume somethings off about her outside
of the normal repertoire and attitude. She holds.
Speaker 6: Yeah, she holds celestial and internal magic, and I'm wondering
why she doesn't use it. She seems to know nothing
about it.
Speaker 1: But oh, and that that is the very much a question.
While you're here, see the inferno and celestial imagine that
she houses is not technically hers. I mean it is,
but it isn't. She is a body with three souls,
and she holds up her fingers the illustrate three, her
own soul, but also two others, a very wicked infernal
witch and a celestial heavenly witch. Sisters mine my sisters,
two of them anyway, the I am the Witch of
the East, and Davy holds the souls of the Witch
of the South and the Witch of the West. Those two,
two of my sisters don't really have bodies of their
own due to a curse, but they seem to be
okay with that because they seem they get to be
immoltile time to worry about body decaying. Unlike some of us,
not all of us have the gift of that. So
every now and then they all pick. They both pick
a host, usually separate ones as they live. Those lived
through the lives of the ones they possess, usually devouring
that soul, and in Fidora's case, the which the infernal magic,
as you put it, she usually devours the soul when
she possesses the body like a parasite, and the other one, Glinda.
Speaker 3: You went from southern to.
Speaker 1: I'm trying here. Okay, it's on the fly. Leave me alone.
I'm trying shook down. Bless your heart, unless your heart,
We're gonna pray for you, Donald, but I'll pray for you.
Where was I? Yes? Uh Nimphida. The vours soul and
uses his basically the parasite, while the other one, Glinda,
she lives with the person soul still intact, but she
has tendency to take the driver's seat or take takes
the takes the control of the mind, and that's not
good for the host either. She's a parasign in a
different way. Yes, they were cussed by our oldest system.
The Sister of the North, with her icy icy icy
magic's destoryed their bodies. But luckily I hid before you
can find me. But that story for another tale. You
have to protect Davy. It all costs you for our
or other sister finds them, because if she finds Davy,
she will kill her on side and take the souls
and prevents my sisters for ever coming back again, which
which is normally would be fine. But they're they're part
of a much bigger cycle than needs to be uphold upheld.
Speaker 6: So.
Speaker 1: Now I see my dilemma, and I can't very well
intervene per se because I don't want the sisters, yes,
the Witch of the North, to find out I still exist,
because she thought I died too, because I I am
technically not immortal. I should be withering away and dead
by now, but I found m hmm, she because smiles,
very smiles off putting, very interesting way to get to
keep my youth. But that's either hand nor the So
are you willing to help help A little help, a
young little old lady like myself, Yes, said, young little
old lady, a young woman like myself. Would you help me?
Oh green? Now, I've heard legends of you from the
old world, so I thought it would be a good
opportunity to reach out once I found out you were reactivated,
to see if you would be lovely more than happily
to help me.
Speaker 6: Can she know that I'm doing this?
Speaker 1: She pauses as she thinks. Has she has she shown
any signs of the souls taken over in anyway?
Speaker 6: It seems like there was one night where the infernal
magic went a little wild and I had to absorb it.
As for the other one, I couldn't say I just know.
Speaker 1: That is that that that could certainly be a problem,
because I did. She became known to me as well
as I'm sure the other when she started filming the
Powers of the Powers of Uh what, Oh my god,
what did I name her Theodora?
Speaker 3: I have no idea.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, I forgot why the fire one? Yes,
if you get like nymph something, wasn't.
Speaker 1: N Nymphidora Nymphodora, Yesmadora, let me make sure that's not
the name of the let's see Nmphodora is at the
name of the Nafani Yeah, okay, nefidor never door is fine.
Just making sure I didn't reuse the name, so Nmphidora. Yes,
she's showing signs of using the powers of n Infidora,
which caught my attention as well as I'm sure my sisters.
So it might not be good to keep the let
her know what's going on, because most likely the other
two the two are listening, and they probably would not
want to talk to me or want to know that
I'm involved, because they particularly don't like me.
Speaker 6: You know, where are you involved?
Speaker 1: The reasons in my own a code that doesn't need
to be really discussed. It's all I need to know basis,
but I want them to thrive nonetheless, so that involves
keeping Davy alive because they have system to uphold, a
job to do, as do I. I can't very well
have those two far because if they fall, then the
eyes go on to me, and I really don't want that.
I lived a pet little life here and I have
to keep it that way. So are you mean.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna place my hand on the table and kinna
stand up to my full height?
Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
Speaker 6: It doesn't really seem like I have much of a choice,
But if it means helping Davy, I'll do it.
Speaker 1: I will if you. I'm sweeting the deal a little bit.
If you help me by doing this. At the end
of it, I will grant you a wish. Anything a
little robot talk desires will be grunted to you.
Speaker 10: Uh.
Speaker 6: I like stun my hand, accept your offer.
Speaker 1: Lovely, which is deal is sealed with a shake as
she lets out her hand to yours to shake hands.
And when and when you seal the deal in that way,
a little peppermint appears on your hand for the armor
surrounding your hand. When you're in need of assistance, you
can call upon this dement, come to your aid times
of toughness struggle. He's very handy, as you could see
as he as she turns around and points to him
in the kitchen, cooking well, cutting some weird meat. No,
the meat, Well, do you choose to look? Do you
choose to look further into the meat? I should say, Uh?
Speaker 6: Is it a a type of meat that I would
have been familiar with?
Speaker 1: Uh? Not necessarily. It kind of looks familiar. It's hot,
it's weird, that suspicious, it's long park It's all right,
So someone, have you roll a per perception? But since
you're not able to be near your stuff currently, are
you able to do roles in your phone?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 7: I have.
Speaker 6: I have the app on my phone to the perception.
Speaker 1: Yep, roll.
Speaker 6: Sixteen sixteen.
Speaker 1: Okay, with that sixteen you're looking in at the meat
and the meats. It looks very similar to.
Speaker 6: Pork.
Speaker 1: That's the closest that's that's the closest thing you can
cut you can think of when you look at that meat,
which is very weird, it's in the surrounding, with its
current surroundings, it stands out a little too much. Yes,
he's very handy and it's the very tad situation.
Speaker 6: I do have one question. I'm guessing all the furniture
and everything else is also the weets of some sort cookies, yes, most.
Speaker 1: Yes, chocolate, cookies, grand crackers, gingerbread men. These chairs are
made out of gingerbread as well as this house. Well wow,
what's your question?
Speaker 6: Oh just a compliment. Speaking is not my forte. But sorry,
go on, Oh but I can tell these are made
very well.
Speaker 1: Oh stop, I'm very sad in the kitchen, you know,
guy Lure the she stops. You say that, yeah, sure,
well she stopped. She stops, and she darts her eyes
up at you small children? Why would you ever think that?
Speaker 6: What would I think?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 1: Well? Do you think I eat small children or something?
Speaker 6: No? Sorry, that's a lingering effect from my previous teachers.
They were fans of off color jokes.
Speaker 1: She kind of just has like a look of like,
oh fuck. It's like what you don't say?
Speaker 6: Don't remember much about them though.
Speaker 1: And and as you say that joke, mister Mick kind
of stopped his knife. He kind of turns around like
he's like, oh shit, what oh, He's like he goes
back to cutting cutting the meat. Almost kind of relieves like, Oh,
thank god, aren't you a very wonderful character. They must
love you.
Speaker 6: They're the ones that gave me my name.
Speaker 1: Oh oh, the Fay, I take it, or a group
of them.
Speaker 6: I don't remember that much. Oh wow, it seems that
when I was deactivated, I lost a bit of my memories.
What I can't remember is distant.
Speaker 1: Roll me a God, roll me a wisdom saving throw real.
Speaker 6: Quick twenty one.
Speaker 1: Okay, cool, Cool. As you're saying that, and you make
that joke and you're looking around, some memories flood back
to your floop back to you like a fucking tidal wave.
It kind of makes you disorient. This what we call it,
Oh my god, what's the word?
Speaker 6: It did?
Speaker 1: Combomblates you. That's the same effect. And you're like, what
And the memories you see you're getting are of a
battle with some Fay at your side, as you're traveling
up a forest similar to the one you're in, the
same surroundings, and at the top of said cliff that
you're trying to get up to inside memory, you see
a witch very similar to Jessebel with an army of
candied soldiers as she holds up a little a boy
and a girl and she drags them back into her
cabin and the memory you come back, and you come
back and she and she's sitting back in the chair
looking at She's like, are you okay, darling, You know
exactly who this is. Now, this myth, as you know,
is Jessebela, known as the Candy Witch. And she unlike
now this way, now, you didn't know too many of
the other witches, but this one the Fay has crossed
paths with because she is known to take the young
and devour mostly children, but sometimes just youth in general,
anyone who's really young. She'll take a devour to keep young,
to keep her youth. Basically Hansel the Candy Wish from
Hansel and Gretel. The only difference is she just she
devours them to get the youth, not just eats them.
Speaker 6: Just because mm hmm.
Speaker 1: Anyway, she's a hag and far as far as monster
class would go, she's a hag.
Speaker 6: Yes, just remembering.
Speaker 1: Her eyes catt and wine again, Oh well, I hope
those go well, that goes well for you, you get
all your memories back. Well, she looks like mister mister mint,
please lead him go ahnd lead him out from me
as I finish up cooking miss mints, like yes, yeah,
as he drops the knife but takes off his apro
as he walks up to you and he escorts he
poses as in to escort you to the door, like this.
Speaker 6: Way, mister myth, Yes, I'll follow.
Speaker 1: As when he gets to the door and grabs the handles,
she's in the kitchen cooking making a stew, and she says, now,
don't be a stranger never you want to talk you more,
and welcome to call upon me. As doors open and
light shines in and you appear right back in front
of the cabin of the Seven Dwarves. Right as we
ended the game last week? What did I do with
this character? Yeah, so, as we ended the game last week,
go Dave with the frozen heart. That's when you appear
at the front door, myth. You you hear commotion from
the inside because everyone's because everyone's still awake, right, because
for you didn't fall asleep or anything, right, No, okay,
because you were too busy having a crisis because you
killed bubbles.
Speaker 8: Yeah, and then things happen with uh with Davy and
now he's like.
Speaker 13: Freaking out, like, oh my God, God, damn.
Speaker 5: I mean, Bubbles is asleep.
Speaker 1: Bubbles is asleep. Gives no fucks, Toma, what are you doing.
Speaker 7: I'm making my way inside because I didn't learn.
Speaker 6: My way downtown.
Speaker 1: Make my way downtown, Okay, walking fast.
Speaker 2: I'm a seagull, so go fuck yourself.
Speaker 1: You come through the window. You come through the window.
As Myth gets to the door. You both walk in
at the same time as you see Davy just this
ice sprouting out of her chest. And it's very painful, Davy,
very painful. Davy. Can can you make me a concept?
Speaker 3: No? I cannot.
Speaker 1: That sucks. That's a shame. Thank you, Thank you for
the opinion.
Speaker 3: I feel that what what.
Speaker 1: Score did you get?
Speaker 3: I got it? I got a five?
Speaker 1: Oh you got a five? Oh? No, own, so you
gotta oh fuck okay oh. As the excrucinating pain of
the ice coming out of your chest, you look down
and you see it, just this spike's coming out of
your flesh, and more start coming out as you scream
and pain, and then I pass out.
Speaker 3: Cool.
Speaker 1: Cool, as you just fall to the ground as yeah, Math,
you come in as she falls to the ground.
Speaker 6: If I could sigh, I would have.
Speaker 1: If you could sigh, wow.
Speaker 6: But I will repeat of last time absorb elevance level three.
Speaker 1: Wow. I forgot you had that. So you so you
walk up to you and you're just like if yeah,
if you could say, you do as you kneel down
and you and you put your hand over her chest
where the ice is come, where the ice is coming
out of it. You absorb the ice.
Speaker 6: Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: But as you do, it doesn't seem to stop. When
the ice sipates from you absorbing it more just come
more more, replaces it. It doesn't seem to want to stop.
Speaker 7: Potentially either make it better or worse by using produced flame.
Speaker 1: Produce flame. You say, are you gonna slam the fire
in her chest?
Speaker 7: I was hoping to hold it close enough so it's
like melting it.
Speaker 8: Okay, I was gonna like just pick her up and
like hold her and keep her warm, like.
Speaker 2: Like stay warm, stay warm.
Speaker 1: If you're if you're doing that, are you having her
which way she facing? Is there chest facing towards you,
freed or is it facing outward towards me?
Speaker 2: I'm basically gonna smother her and all the fluff.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, all right, you're gonna do that okay, do
you one. I'm gonna do a D one hundred high
or low.
Speaker 2: Low? Yes?
Speaker 1: Oh okay? Cool? You survive, you did you? You feel
the ice expands you kind of you lift her off
your chest as the ice expands out, because if you
would have, if you would have failed that, you would
have been stabbed. The ice would have pinned right into
your chest. Cool and you got lucky with that eleven.
As you're now, you try to warmer without having her
directly chests directly at you try to keep her warm,
and Tama, you bring over a pretty a flame as
you try to bran close to her to try and
melt the ice. The ice melts but then starts reforming.
Like it like you can see the water coming off,
but as the water comes down, it starts refreezing, and
then it melts again, and it refreezes and melts again
and refreezes like it's taking you. Look, it looks to
be getting smaller each time, but it's going to take forever. David. Yeah,
while this is happening, you are thrown. You are in
a weird place. You feel cold as you open your
eyes from after you've like passed the hell out and
you're in this castle courtyard of your surroundings are a
bunch of these when what you you think to be
like these wintered winter plants, evergreens, flowers that seem to
be thriving in the cold weather. No, this is like
arctic temperatures. And you look at yourself and you're you're
see through. This is astra protection. Somebody took your ass,
took your spirit, you're asked yourself out of you. It
brought you to your to their current location, which is
in this of ice. The walkway, you look down, it's
what looks to be a combination of ice and marble,
and the walls are just this decadent, beautiful, gorgeous ice work.
As of course, you see the plants on the sides,
and you see this fountain that is flowing up this
crystal clear water. The water looks so clear and so clean.
If you drank it, you probably get like a D
twelve or a what's the highest time you drank this water,
you feel like you would probably get like a D twelve,
a couple of deep twelves of healing. When if you
were to drink this water, it's that crystal clear and
like magically spewing, radiating this magic from it. As you
see these statues of this woman of what looks to
be so the one to your left looks to be
a woman and flame surrounded with flames. To the sorry,
that's to the sorry, it's to the left, to the
right right, the woman in flames. The left is a
woman surrounded by oh gosh, I don't want to say candy,
surrounded by skeletons, little little humanoid skeletons. And the one
two before you in front of you, the third one
is a woman with a staff that reaches to the
sky and jewels dripping from her head that looks like
it's coming from a crown. And what do you do?
Speaker 6: Cold?
Speaker 1: It's like in real life temperatures they probably be like
negative ten. It's cold, cold, it's all. It's all.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't have anything to uh.
Speaker 1: I mean, the cold doesn't seem to bother you, like
you're not dying or freezing to death. You do feel
that it is cold, it's not affect that way.
Speaker 3: It doesn't bother me anyways. I do wrap my jacket closer.
Speaker 1: So, uh, shoot, do you move up? Do you explode?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm just I'm gonna move up.
Speaker 1: You're gonna move up to this to in between the
three statues, there's a center platform that has bridges going
from the four different little quarters of the courtyard. In
the middle, it's just a nice little platform surrounded by
the little streams of crystal clear spring water. And as
you get closer to it, you see that there are
fish swimming around.
Speaker 3: Do I know what type of fish they are?
Speaker 1: You can roll a intelligence chick see if you know
what nature that works? Nature Nature checked to see what
kind of fish? Uh? You know you? I mean you
they're fish. They're fish you've never seen before, Like, that's
a weird pretty fish. And they're very colorful fish that
looks like they're like there's magic and engulfed with them
in some way. They're kind of glowing blues and reds
and purple. They have a nice little, faint little glow
as they swim around, so adds some nice color into
the water.
Speaker 5: Hmm.
Speaker 1: And as you look at the fish, you hear from
behind you a very stern female voice. So you're the nome.
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 1: As you turn around, you see a what looks to
be a human woman. What's she human? Let me double
check that real quick, because this is a past. This
is a for the players. I'll cut this part out
for our players. This is a character from that from
campaign one by Nia. Make sure she was human, because
I think she was. Oh my god, why you're not
working there? We go? Uh? Yes, Tarra, Tara, Tara, Tara, Tara, Tara,
Are you Tara Tara is? Yes? I think she is human.
She's he a human woman with shoulder length. I see
blue hair. She's wearing a Actually I can just send
the picture of her at some point once I figure
out how to do that, because nope, that's not gonna work.
She is a human woman with a outfit of what
looks like a royal queen. She has like a feather
collar around her neck that expands out. It's pure white.
Her outfits. She has an underlining outfit that's kind of
like a what they call it a oh god, not leggings.
I mean it's leggings, but like an underlayer under the
gown that is black. And the outfit itself is very
much like an icy blue. It's kind of like Elsa
in a way. Just the outfit is a darker blue,
not that teal. And of course she has a cape
that runs down past her, past the feet, past her feet,
and she's wearing a crown of ice as she makes
her way down the stairs, like, so, yeah, the gnome
that go on.
Speaker 3: Sorry, I'm a no.
Speaker 1: Yet, if only you were just a no, A normal gnome, Davy,
you have something I won't two things?
Speaker 14: Really, I don't know what you want? I of course yeh.
Speaker 1: Been I have you been having any hot flashes or
unexplainable uses a fire or light magic anyway, something in
foreignal or celestial.
Speaker 3: She looks confused for a minute, and.
Speaker 1: Fire balls anyway any kinds?
Speaker 3: Uh uh, Nope, nope, can't.
Speaker 1: Say roll me a deception check.
Speaker 6: Since she's technically there, can I cast guidance?
Speaker 1: Yes, that's a extra D four.
Speaker 3: Eighteen total.
Speaker 1: She rolled a I'm rolling on the Aglos thing because
her character sheets in there currently. She rolled the twenty
on her Christmas.
Speaker 3: Save hold on, hold on, hold on?
Speaker 1: Are you going to Aglos? She has she has advantage
on it. No, oh yeah, rolled the twenty.
Speaker 3: Oh god, the fucking flower thing.
Speaker 1: Oh god, all the memories that I still have everything
touch stell memories.
Speaker 3: Anyway.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you try to light her and it doesn't
work or she sees through the lie because you're old
in eighteen right, yeah, yeah, She's like, I know you're lying.
Speaker 3: I mean I shot the gun.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you shot a gun using the power of
an infernal cast bitch.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, yes, because what that's I don't really know
what all of it, all of the stuff that it does.
Speaker 1: Now what it it's what? It's more who than what.
You're a body that houses three souls, dear little no,
your own, poor unfortunate soul. And then.
Speaker 11: One, Oh god, ladies and gentlemen, they're posting, you know,
I might, I might, I might find I might find
this jip and post it but was from parts of
the Caribbean, and and oh god, I'll post the I'll
post the I'll post the jip in the video.
Speaker 1: But yes, you house too soul, the two individuals that
I want dead. So that includes me having to kill you, did.
Speaker 3: You so well? You see?
Speaker 10: Uh?
Speaker 3: The funny thing is, mate, I don't want to be dead.
Speaker 1: So that's that's real sweet that you you have an
opinion like the BA I think it's a choice up
to you.
Speaker 3: And if you live or die, I do have at.
Speaker 1: But I can usually just freeze you from the inside
out with that you but cool, didn't hear know that?
I am the ice which sorceress of the North and
Tira pleasure to meet you, David.
Speaker 3: Well, it's cool that you know about me. I've never
heard about you.
Speaker 1: So roll me a history check. You might you might
know who it is fifteen. With that fifteen history check,
you do know of legends of a ice sorceress, ice
witch from the old world that is in this world.
But as far as like name and sup now you
don't know. But you do know legends of advice, powerful
eye sorcerers of the North.
Speaker 3: I'm still saying that.
Speaker 1: Are you still saying that? Okay, you're not gonna give
her the gratitude of that.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 1: For those of you listeners and players who were from
the first game, Tira is the little girl from the
Christmas episode, or the not the little girl but the
human that the elves raised in the Christmas episode that
took on Mariah Carey. For those of you who remember,
do have you remember? No? No, two of you were
in the game. Yeah, two of you did? She were
for the Christmas one, Yes, you were. That was when
Isaac was Santa I wasn't there? Well, oh no, that's right. No,
he wasn't there. You, Tyler was the only one that
was there, that's right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I wasn't there for that, that's right.
Speaker 1: I thought you were my bad so, Tyler, you you
were the only one person in this group that's that
was in that game. But is that this is that
the sorcerer that took that took on the Maria quote unquote,
I mean it's a villain based on Mariah Carey, but
destroyed she did. She died rding Carnade as a child.
And the elves and the quote unquote what was his name?
The defected sex.
Speaker 7: Spot Alfred butt Ram, Alfred butt Ram.
Speaker 1: That's right, Alfred butt Ram, Yes, Alfred. But we love
uh a defective sex toy. Oh, that was such a
great game. If you don't, if you don't know what
we're talking about, go listen to that episode back and
voyd On in the A Story Campaign one. It's great.
Speaker 7: He he didn't know what he was built for.
Speaker 1: He was oblivious and it was great. It's great. It's amazing.
Isai played a drunk stand too well? Way too well?
It's it's fabulous. But nonetheless, that's who this character is.
She's from the old world ice worsers cool. She goes on,
you house two souls, the two powerful witches that I
want dead. It's unfortunate that you house both of them,
but nonetheless you must die for it. Uh no, you're
just not hurt.
Speaker 3: No, no, yeah, I don't want to.
Speaker 1: I wasn't asking cool.
Speaker 3: I'm still saying now.
Speaker 1: As she raises up her hand and the tip of
her pointer finger glows in icy blue, as you feel
the pain in your chest get worse as in the
real world. In the cabin, ice is exploding out of
her chest cavity at a faster rate, and you ask yourself,
Davey starts freezing from the chest out. Do you mind
telling me that again? Child?
Speaker 3: Mum m yeah, I said no.
Speaker 1: And what uh.
Speaker 7: Oh oh, since Juliet dropped out, uh uh maybe maybe disconnected,
but I think he'll.
Speaker 1: Be uh uh h.
Speaker 14: H huh.
Speaker 1: There they are back, welcome back.
Speaker 7: That's gonna be like, are we still recording I have
to scroll through all those Yeah, we're still just to
figure it out.
Speaker 3: Yes, we're still recording.
Speaker 1: Everything good Juliet? Or is that connection issue?
Speaker 5: H yeah, it was just a connection issue.
Speaker 1: Mh yeah you told her, no, I love. How you're
just accessing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, She's just like no, and then she's gonna cast
suggestion and say.
Speaker 14: Stop.
Speaker 1: Suggestion. What's the spell? Yeah, do a wisdom save we Yeah.
Speaker 3: Suggestion must to be worded in such a matter to
make the course like it's just like you can stop
this now.
Speaker 1: Stop.
Speaker 3: I want to go.
Speaker 1: Home, go home.
Speaker 6: I cast to go home.
Speaker 3: I cast to go home.
Speaker 1: She rolled at twenty seven. Okay, she's like, no, you're
not going to go home.
Speaker 5: It's just like.
Speaker 14: Cool, cool cool?
Speaker 3: Can I try and shoot her? Hello?
Speaker 5: Hello?
Speaker 6: Is there anybody in there?
Speaker 3: Is it me you're looking for?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 6: Davy?
Speaker 1: It's me High or low? Or do you want to pick?
Or do you want to pick which one?
Speaker 3: Oh? We'll do Hi. I didn't hear anything that you said,
by the way, so if you said something, it was
cut out.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 1: I said she was gonna kill you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then Davey said no, and then I was
gonna try and shoot her, and then I didn't hear
anything from you after that.
Speaker 1: No. I was gonna say I almost gonna roll hot
rolling D one hundred called high or low? Or did
you want to choose? H whoa?
Speaker 3: Oh no, so right, I'm sorry, I.
Speaker 1: Said, Hi, Hi, cool eighty eight. You get to choose
which one?
Speaker 3: Which one? What do you mean, which one?
Speaker 1: N Fedora or Glinda?
Speaker 12: Oh?
Speaker 6: I like fire.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was gonna go with fire then Fedora.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you call. So as she's saying I'm going
to kill you, your body starts in the cabin. Back to
the cabin, I starts covering her whole body. Then steam
starts coming out from the inside from inside her body
as the eye starts bubbling and melting, and water just
hits the floor as she gets hot, real fucking hot,
as smoke emerges front black coals some fire. Smoke emerges
from her body and leaks onto the floor as it
starts filling the room like the room's on fire. So
everyone roll me a con save, including me. I'm not you,
but everyone else everyone's inside of the room, roll me
a con save to see if you all don't take
smoke and elation.
Speaker 6: Actually I don't got it all because I don't breathe.
But I rolled the mat twenty anyways, So.
Speaker 1: That's right, you don't breathe, you said con say right yes.
Speaker 6: In a screenshot that just because its.
Speaker 1: Now Oh okay, okay, So Juliette. You pass the twenty
eighth Tama and Freed Tama. You do take in some smoke.
You are coughing, but you're like, but you are oh gosh, okay,
smogan elation, all right. You fall to the ground and
you're barely holding yourself up before you just pass out
from loss of a loss of oxygen. Freed, Oh for Reed.
That makes I guess that makes the most sense, because
you're the one holding her, Oh for Reed. You taken
a lot of smoke and you fall to the ground
and you're out, out cold, davy back in the room,
not in the room, back at the ice castle. You
feel the ice melting off of you, as you feel
a burning fire, a flame inside, as you flame on,
as the smoke starts forming around your body, and it
forms a witch hat and a outfit like a it
forms like a dress with all my smoke wispeed smoky,
and you're feeling this rage like this, like this uncontrollable,
hell spawned rage of this person that's in front of you,
and you latch out. You don't even take out your
have your gun out pointed at her, and you kind
of look at the gun and you cast it aside.
Granted is an astro gun, so it vanishes. But you
look at your fire, fire surrounds both your hands. What
do you do?
Speaker 3: Okay? If you cut out for a minutes, so you
just a fire surrounding my hands?
Speaker 1: Yes, what do you do?
Speaker 3: Well? I was just gonna try and shoot her.
Speaker 1: Oh, hands are engulfed in flame, many fireballs.
Speaker 3: If I have my if I have my sword out too,
does my sword catch on fire?
Speaker 1: I would allow it? Oh, I would allow it?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 5: Cool?
Speaker 3: And then with the room that's on my gun as well,
So like, if I shoot with my gun plus the roun,
will I get extra fire on top of the room. Yes, okay, cool,
I'm gonna shoot.
Speaker 1: Okay, go ahead and shoot. Actually, don't worry about rolling.
I was like, actually, don't roll, don't worry about rolling.
You hit her and you crit.
Speaker 3: Oh so double double so double damage or double dice.
Speaker 1: Double whichever one you see fit.
Speaker 3: Okay, so that'll be fourteen fourteen, seventeen plus Sorry I'm
doing maths. Hold on, okay, seventeen? Was it was a
one D six right, Juliet?
Speaker 10: Yes?
Speaker 2: It was.
Speaker 5: Plus yeah, at an extra D six of fire damage.
Speaker 3: And then with the fire damage on top of that
from from the fire in.
Speaker 1: My hands, the extra fire with that, I'm going to roll.
Speaker 3: Got it cool, So that's going to okay, that's going
to be twenty twenty two points.
Speaker 1: Twenty two, and then roll an extra seventy six. Lord
redo those ones, so that would be three extra ones.
Speaker 3: So fourteen rolled it.
Speaker 1: Oopsie oop, So it's seven to be a seventeen. Do
those rolls so it be a eleven thirteen, seventeen, twenty
twenty three, twenty five extra twenty five points of fire
damage on top of everything else. So you hit her
in the face with the fire. She flies back and
smoke starts surrounding your astral projection, and she looks like
she got burned pretty good. She's on the floor and
she looks up at you as you're kind of floating
in the air leave basically making your exit forcibly making
your exit, and Tira looks up to you, looks up
to you. I will find you and I will kill you.
As the smoke engulfs you, and you all because you
come back to you come back to the group in
the room. The cabin is engulfed in smoke. But then
you all leave the cabin. You will, you are you will?
You are teleported? How the cabin is with the smoke?
You all end up back on the ship.
Speaker 5: Does the bed come with bubbles.
Speaker 1: If you wanted to, if you wanted to.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's gonna be much better than the bed I
have on the boat.
Speaker 1: So let me go ahead and move some characters around
a little bit. Move the crew off to the side,
free Tama bubbles. Davy Coolby is off to the side
until further notice. Shoot, okay, so it's just the four
of you's okay, see y'all come back to you four
come back onto the ship. As the smoke clears and
you feel the the ocean breeze. It's in the it's
the middle of the night. Wait was the middle Yes,
the middle of the middle of the night. So you're
on the ship and everyone and there's not really anyone
on the ship except for Scarlet, who's running the ship,
as well as a few other skeleton crew members are
out doing out and about on the crow's nest and
doing whatever. Scarleton looks over and she's like, Captain Davy, Yes,
you okay? High or low?
Speaker 3: H high?
Speaker 1: Low?
Speaker 3: Damn?
Speaker 1: You were out cold. You're in the mind space surrounded
by what smoke or you feel smoke because you can
wave your hand around and you can feel the the
wistfulness of the smoke passes through your fingers. As you
see a bright a little flame in the distance, do
you go towards that flame?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: As you walk towards that, what I go towards the light.
As you go towards the flame, temperature gets hotter, but
it doesn't seem to bother you. It's just getting like,
goddamn it, It's like it's like a typical all day
as of recent in Texas took one hundred and five
out five. As you get closer, oh god, sweating a
little bit. And when you get to the center, you
see a orb of fire with a figure floating inside
of it. What do you do?
Speaker 3: Like? I call out to be like, oh.
Speaker 1: You feel And when you say that, you feel that,
the head turns towards you. As you get a as
you get goose bumps, and you ad jolts of like
fear as the flame, sphere of flames lower, and this
figure as the flames is sper she falls to the
ground and she's laying she's laying like face, she's laying
like face down and her arms are out Do you
get closer?
Speaker 3: What does she look like?
Speaker 1: As from the distance you're at you see that she
has emerald colored skin, oh, black shot nails. She looks
to be about the height of a normal human as
far as like the way like you're, the way her
body is. You can't see her face, but you can
see like the her body and stuff you see that
she's seems to be. Shees wearing an outfit some sort,
but of course, like like you were with Tira, it's
made of smoke, okay, And she's on the ground what
looks to be out cold.
Speaker 3: Oh gosh, hello, and.
Speaker 14: I intensively like.
Speaker 3: Pat her.
Speaker 1: When you touch her, her arm lifts up and grabs
a hold of your as a whole of your wrist
as her nails dig into your skin. She looks up
at you and her eyes are glowing a fire you red,
like they are flames inside of her eyeballs.
Speaker 3: She's like this again.
Speaker 1: Pleasure to meet you, Davy.
Speaker 3: Oh god, you're not going to try and kill me too,
are you?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 1: Why would I do that? You shared the same body
you me and the other one names in the fedorare
pleasure to meet you. And she stands up and she
stands out to be about five foot five. Looks to
be human as you see her. Of course, her eyes,
she has the whites of her eyes, but the pupils
are what looks to be fire, like a constant moving flame.
Her skin is is again emerald green, sharp black nails.
I'll fit her little dress that stops about the knees's
smoke and she's wearing like a witch hat, a very
large witch hat that's also made of smoke, and wisps,
wisps in the wind.
Speaker 10: Wisps in the wind, h as.
Speaker 1: The smoke clears, and you see, oh, we're going to
go there. As them smoke clears you you are in
your home village, or what little memory you have of
your of the original home of yours or what you you.
When you see it, you recognize it your it's your
home village, but it's destroyed flame and fire. And Nimphidora
looks around. She's like, oh, I remember this place. I
destroyed it when I took over your when I entered
your body, and she points out, see a little baby
you golfed in flame. The response to any of that.
Speaker 3: She wouldn't know what to say to that you would
know what.
Speaker 1: To silent, speechless, stunned. Yeah, uh, Memphidora leans down to you.
You and I share this body, and this is the
moment that it happened. Davy, roll me a perception check
twenty two. Okay, in the distance, when she's leaning and
talking to you, see what looks to be an orb,
a bubble, something circular in the distance flying down at
you two, like a meteor. Do you let her know
or do you move out the way?
Speaker 3: Oh? Yeah, I move You kind of just.
Speaker 1: Step back a few steps, and she's looking at she like,
what are you doing? It has a a looks to
be a pearly white orb crashes into Nifidora, and when
the smoke clears, you see what looks to be a bubble.
She was in a bubble, Doug.
Speaker 3: You telling me? Yeah, tell me, I'm tell me I'm wrong, bro.
Speaker 1: Grow up, grow up, bro, the Wicked Witch of the West.
She was in a bubble, Doug. So the bubble appears
in the spot where the where the witch was. Oh
my god, grow up, bro, I hate it.
Speaker 3: Tell me I'm wrong.
Speaker 1: The bubble pops bubble found a whoop as Memphidora is
on on the ground as she's cackling, and inside said bubble,
there's another person that's near Nephodora, a what looks to
be an elven woman with long platinum blonde hair, piercing
blue eyes, a crown of jewels that SAgs to the
floor with like little strings of like jewels and diamonds
and stuff that hit the floor, and a very to
the floor gown, and she just radiates this glow and
celestial magic. She's like, Nmphodora must be torture this poor nome.
And she's like she's cackling. She's like, h Glinda, we
gotta show her whose boss. This isn't her body, this
is ours.
Speaker 3: Don't don't I have a say in any of them,
seeing as how you took over my body?
Speaker 1: And on the eleven woman's like, well, we both did
not planned, mind you. I didn't want to destroy the village,
but destroy everything and fire and wake and infernal. She
makes a face she did that nuts me. We Nevodora.
Nevandora gets up and kind of floating off into the distance,
looking around, just cacklings like we're free or finally free,
were free? Were free? Dang it. If y'all know who
that what that's from, you're the real one, because that's
a great movie, my favorite Disney movie. Glinda apologizes for
all of this and the discomfort of everything they have caused,
or her that Nivadora has caused. Hello, my name is Glinda,
Glinda the Good, and that, of course is Nymphodora the Infernal.
We are she stops us. She's trying to figure out
how to explain, how to explain it. We are witches
that don't have a body of their own, so we
choose hosts. Two have our souls. How's our souls? And
you are unfortunate to be the vessel for me and
my sister?
Speaker 3: Why me though? And why do you show yourself now?
Speaker 1: It wasn't the right time, and we had there was
something holding us back, a very unfortunate character. Ah, that
doesn't matter how or we were held back. We saw
an opening and we made ourselves known finally. Normally we
don't choose the same vessel, but this time we tried
to beat the other two. You because you are the
perfect vessel for either one of us. But we both
reached you at the same time, and now we are
both stuck here until your untimely demise.
Speaker 3: M How how am I?
Speaker 14: And and no.
Speaker 1: You see, we don't pick who the private vessel is.
Just we gauge new life coming into the world, and yours.
You had the potential, some of the greatest potential of
magic that we have either one of us has ever seen,
and we both wanted that. And well, I mean, here
we are. I'm not gonna try to sugarcoat it. So congratulations.
You were a vessel for the souls of two very
powerful witches, the Which of the South and the Witch
of the East. I know there's a lot to probably
take in, but I mean, you got time. You're stuck
with us.
Speaker 3: And what's about the other lady who tried to.
Speaker 1: Otherly? Oh, the door is like, that's Tira, the Witch
of the North, our sister. She's been on a mission
to kill us. Why something that she's floating. She's floating
around like upside down, very obnoxiously, and she's like something
to do with a love a child, blah blah blah.
We both might have had a hand in their death
to warn to betterment of our goals, but it's not important. Uh.
Speaker 3: It kind of is.
Speaker 1: Glinda's looks ZOUNDI dv it was for the greater good,
and Nevada's like, no, it was for the greater evil.
And Glinda turns her head swiftly. Is the greater is
for the greater balance?
Speaker 3: Yes, but there's still someone coming out to me.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's something you're gonna have or we're gonna have
to deal with because Ninfo Dora made it very when
to very wishy, washed you with a magic and brought
the target to you. And neva Door's like, well, I
brought her back to the ship so she can make
a run for it. So Terry doesn't pinpoint her location.
Linda's like, well, Lisa's a good thing. She can't. She's
not all powerful as she can pinpoint a location. She
gets a little, a little blit a little, she gets
a little murker pin basically on her map. She's like,
they're there, but when she gets there, y'all might not
be there, so she's not like all seeing, all knowing.
Speaker 3: So the goal is to just keep moving.
Speaker 1: For now, yes, because if she finds us, you're dead.
Well we're dead, but I'm dead too. She wants me dead,
but we're dead. But Glenn was like, but we're dead,
though I can't die. I'm the essence, appears to have good.
I have good to spread to this world. And then
Fadora is like, well I got spread evil. She's like
floating around.
Speaker 3: This. This is a lot. What's what's about that? We
were supposed to be going after the queen? The queen, yeah,
the princess who's now queen.
Speaker 1: I guess they both look at each other and they
look back at you, and Glenna's like, she's not impotent. Now,
she's not a problem of your concern. There are much
greater things you need to deal with.
Speaker 3: But if she comes back and bites us in the
off becomes.
Speaker 1: Up and then va Door is like, well, if she
comes back up, it's better to the ground.
Speaker 3: Okay. So another question, please please stop posting my life.
I swear. Oh I'm so in love with her.
Speaker 1: Lisa from Black Pink.
Speaker 3: Yes, oh my god. Anyway, Like I see Lisa and
I'm like, well, mommy, mommy, anyway. Okay. So then another question, damn,
another question?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, so if.
Speaker 3: Your fire or what what? What? What are you?
Speaker 1: And going is like fire is a very loose, She's infernal.
I'm celestial.
Speaker 3: Okay, yes, but see I've gotten fire from her.
Speaker 1: So the hell fire, the infernal, the infernal flame.
Speaker 3: Yes, it's still fire, you see, So what's still infernal?
Speaker 6: What?
Speaker 1: What? What are you trying to get at?
Speaker 3: V I'm just trying to figure out what's what magic
come like? If one's fire, what's the other one? What? What? What?
What adds you know? I shot a fucking fire ball
out of my cannon? What what? What's the chances of
me firing something else? What is it?
Speaker 1: M They're both looking at each other in frontal demon magic,
the hell fire and the celestial light. It's pretty, it's right,
it's it's not hard to figure out, sweetheart.
Speaker 3: So then I'll shoot the lights out on my cannons.
Then all right, got it? That's all I was asking. Yes,
speaking in cucles at this point.
Speaker 1: The essence of evil and the essence of good is
not hard.
Speaker 3: Well, different type of magic. I needed to know.
Speaker 1: Well, you never called upon me to figure that out.
Speaker 3: I didn't to know you existed.
Speaker 1: But apparently you knew she did as Themva Door is
still floating around the being obnoxiously cackling for no reason.
Speaker 3: Because I was caught on fire.
Speaker 1: Nonetheless, the hell fire and the celestial light. Congratulations, you've
been gifted with that.
Speaker 5: Woo.
Speaker 1: You now have a job of keeping the balance of
good and evil.
Speaker 3: Who well wait, wait, hold on, wait a.
Speaker 1: Minute, well at least with us.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no not. I just wanted to ship.
I just wanted to ship freely.
Speaker 1: Oh, Davy.
Speaker 3: I did not ask for all this.
Speaker 1: You didn't have to. It just happened. I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
And that's what life is all about.
Speaker 3: But what if I don't want it? What if I
just want to sail freely on my ship?
Speaker 1: You can. We're not stopping you from doing that.
Speaker 3: No, what you just said to take the balance?
Speaker 1: Well, okay, let me let me go in more detail, darling,
if you ever want to use Okay, let me let
me rewind it a little bit, make it a little
more easy for you to understand. As sense of good
essence of evils. He's answering her and her sister. You
can call a power upon us to use our powers
and the name of good and evil, but you will
have to communicate with us to get us to agree
that the situation at hand is worthy enough for us
to interfere.
Speaker 3: Okay, So the whole, the whole shebang of I have
to keep the balance of good and evil? That was.
Speaker 1: I mean when it comes to this, yes.
Speaker 3: Okay, why did you just say so?
Speaker 1: Well, I thought it was pretty easy, but I keep
forgetting I'm talking to immortal.
Speaker 3: You're also talking in riddles. Just speak like a normal person.
Speaker 1: And Evadora's like, she doesn't, like you have.
Speaker 3: To remember I also had no education. I grew up
on a ship.
Speaker 1: Mmm mm hmmm okay, and Emphidora is like, yeah, you
worship a.
Speaker 3: Over the table? Are you fucking stupid?
Speaker 1: Are you fucking stupid? And then Vadora adds in, yes,
and you're worshiping a she puts air quotes a god.
Speaker 3: What the fuck do you mean a god?
Speaker 6: That what?
Speaker 1: Glinda turns around to Numphadora and she's like, no, not
the right time plays to do that. Don't listen to her.
She's crazy.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: The point is we are here to u to be utilized.
And in a way, you're lucky you have both of us,
because if it was just her born to Nevadora, she
would devoured your soul and use your body as a puppet.
Oh fun, you're glad I'm here.
Speaker 13: I'm here to stab you, and Evadora is like, what
was the last time that happened when you when you
took in you shared a body with immortal Oh wait,
you burned them with celestial light?
Speaker 6: What was that?
Speaker 1: And Glinda's like, no, that was an accident. Again the listeners,
she's crazy.
Speaker 3: Well, all right, so I don't know what you'll say.
Speaker 1: Well, and well, the the door is like, well, you've
been here for two weeks, so there's been a lot.
You could say a lot, honestly, I've been here for
two weeks. And I was like, well, in here, it
feels like you've been here for maybe ten fifteen minutes
maybe so. But out there, yes, you're in a coma, darling,
you're in a coma.
Speaker 3: I've been away from my crew for two weeks.
Speaker 1: Yes, and and but it's like currently they're handling some
Eldridge horror or something coming from some media in the sky,
and I don't know.
Speaker 3: Oh my gods, get wake me up.
Speaker 6: Send me back, wake me up inside?
Speaker 1: Do you are you? Are you linz?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: Are you sure you want to go back? It looks
pretty nasty out there.
Speaker 3: We could beat I couldn't bad it shits away, Wake
me up.
Speaker 1: It looks an invador. Should we wake up? And Doors like, yeah, yeah,
we should wake I'm curious to see what happens. And
Glinda turns it to Davy. Okay, let's wake you up.
Wake up, talking, wake up. She just like she glows
a very warm, bright white light as she touches your face,
and you wake up, and you wake up to the
sieging of the sea, as you hear your crew running
around panicking, as we're talking about these Eldridge things and
a starborn attacking the ship, as you hear explosions of magic,
and you hear freed roar or howl and all these
other noises, and that is what we're ending. Well, no,
but yes, but it's been two weeks. Oh two weeks.
Speaker 3: Just pay attention to the last like thirty seconds.
Speaker 2: Of I literally just got back out to step away.
Speaker 1: Oh well, the sisters notified Davy that Granda she's been
there for maybe ten fifteen minutes in real life, she's
been in a coma for two weeks. And they're talking
about how you all are trying to take care of
these Eldridge terrors are attacking the ship, and do you
want to go back and vid like I want to
go back. So you wake up to everyone panicking and
screaming as you're hearing battling and like yelling and war
cries and explosions. And that's where ending today's episode. WHOA
catch us next time as you find out what happened
in those two weeks.
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Speaker 1: Now on that note that you really for listening today's episode.
Find out next time what's been happening in those said
two weeks. But everyone's been dealing with with dave Ala commission.
Is this ship fine? Is the crew fine? Since Freed
is now the one in charge for these two weeks,
but next time, until then, bye bye bye, Wow, Freed,
you're gonna be the one in charge.
Speaker 3: Don't suck.
Speaker 1: It's up. It's gonna be great. Don't worry.
Speaker 2: There's gonna be some major changes around here, are not.
Speaker 5: Couple is gonna catch up on sleep.
Speaker 6: God, so much more leather involved. It's gonna be wonderful.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I hate it.