WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.360 --> 00:00:05.400 Stuck at home board and alone. You'd think I could 2 00:00:05.480 --> 00:00:06.839 have some. 3 00:00:06.919 --> 00:00:13.039 Fun on my own, but not bald. 4 00:00:14.919 --> 00:00:19.519 I called AF with Cecily and Stephanie. Hey, everybody, welcome 5 00:00:19.559 --> 00:00:25.000 to boord af As. What if we just called it, 6 00:00:25.559 --> 00:00:28.760 I mean, it could just be called bored. No, it's 7 00:00:28.800 --> 00:00:29.760 bored as fuck. 8 00:00:30.280 --> 00:00:32.600 We're not changing something that we that came out of 9 00:00:32.600 --> 00:00:35.840 the brainchild of covid and two brilliant comedians. 10 00:00:35.920 --> 00:00:39.119 I know, but the AF thing was so cool back then. 11 00:00:39.200 --> 00:00:41.679 It was like just starting to happen. But now it's 12 00:00:41.719 --> 00:00:44.320 like dumb and that's even better. Yeah, it's almost like 13 00:00:44.359 --> 00:00:49.280 we're called bored. Not that's the only thing I would 14 00:00:49.320 --> 00:00:54.200 change it too. It's sounds just worse like nineties things or. 15 00:00:54.159 --> 00:00:56.679 If we I mean, it's there's nothing funnier to me 16 00:00:56.799 --> 00:01:00.280 than the fact that you were the person who invented well, 17 00:01:00.359 --> 00:01:03.159 you didn't invent it, but your friend Hank did, and 18 00:01:03.240 --> 00:01:07.439 they're really and ever since then. And then it became 19 00:01:07.560 --> 00:01:09.920 like the funniest thing to do, the funniest thing to say, 20 00:01:09.920 --> 00:01:11.439 and I would love it so much when you would 21 00:01:11.480 --> 00:01:14.239 do it, and then it became like completely out of style. 22 00:01:14.640 --> 00:01:15.719 Now you can't say it anymore. 23 00:01:15.920 --> 00:01:19.719 Oh, really really, yeah, I know Hank was. Really he 24 00:01:19.760 --> 00:01:20.079 did it. 25 00:01:20.200 --> 00:01:22.519 He did it more subtly than like, he did it 26 00:01:22.560 --> 00:01:24.439 the way I used to do it, not the way 27 00:01:24.439 --> 00:01:27.599 that Amy Poehler switched it too, like his was, which 28 00:01:27.719 --> 00:01:30.599 I would say something, he'd be like really, yeah, exactly, 29 00:01:30.680 --> 00:01:32.519 but just very yeah. 30 00:01:32.719 --> 00:01:35.359 That was my very favorite thing though. I loved it 31 00:01:35.359 --> 00:01:37.359 when you would do that, and it would just always 32 00:01:37.359 --> 00:01:39.519 make me laugh, and you would always give credit to 33 00:01:39.680 --> 00:01:41.560 your You're like, yeah, I didn't, I didn't invent that. 34 00:01:41.680 --> 00:01:45.879 I was writing givers. You very much are. You will 35 00:01:45.920 --> 00:01:49.079 never be accused of stealing anyone's joke, because even if 36 00:01:49.239 --> 00:01:51.439 even if it was something that nobody would ever know, 37 00:01:51.519 --> 00:01:53.359 you'd just be like, oh, that's not my joke, that's 38 00:01:53.400 --> 00:01:56.840 not my joke, no right, and would to a fault. 39 00:01:56.959 --> 00:01:59.159 I mean, Hank was, you know, he did some Yeah, 40 00:01:59.200 --> 00:02:02.159 I could have stolen his, and I honestly had every 41 00:02:02.200 --> 00:02:05.280 good reason to steal a joke. Put me through a lot, 42 00:02:05.359 --> 00:02:07.200 I could have still, I could have stolen really and 43 00:02:07.200 --> 00:02:08.439 just been like, yeah, that was mine. I don't know 44 00:02:08.439 --> 00:02:11.080 what you're talking about. I don't know what we could 45 00:02:11.080 --> 00:02:14.520 have done. I didn't trademarket, nor did he Oh. 46 00:02:14.360 --> 00:02:17.120 My god, I stole a joke from somebody a long 47 00:02:17.159 --> 00:02:20.439 time ago. Remember this, Oh my god, what was the 48 00:02:20.520 --> 00:02:24.039 joke it was about? It was about if you sleep 49 00:02:24.080 --> 00:02:29.159 with a lot of guys, if then you're a you're 50 00:02:29.199 --> 00:02:32.520 a then you're a. I don't remember. I don't remember. 51 00:02:32.560 --> 00:02:34.759 It was something about being a whore, like, how come 52 00:02:34.800 --> 00:02:36.919 if you sleep with like a lot of guys, you're 53 00:02:37.080 --> 00:02:41.680 you're But if you sleep with a lot of I 54 00:02:41.719 --> 00:02:43.960 don't even remember how the joke went. But some Open 55 00:02:44.000 --> 00:02:46.879 micro did it somewhere and somebody I don't know, and 56 00:02:46.919 --> 00:02:50.479 I did it somewhere because I was like, fucket, who's 57 00:02:50.479 --> 00:02:51.520 gonna know apologize? 58 00:02:51.560 --> 00:02:53.520 Find the open micro and apologize. 59 00:02:53.560 --> 00:02:56.680 I know, I mean Jesus. I never did it on 60 00:02:56.759 --> 00:02:58.520 TV though, because I wasn't famous enough. 61 00:02:59.240 --> 00:03:00.960 Who was the comment? I was trying to come up 62 00:03:00.960 --> 00:03:02.240 with this because I was like I wish I had. 63 00:03:02.360 --> 00:03:04.039 It was not even a joke. It just made me laugh. 64 00:03:04.080 --> 00:03:06.400 But there we talked about this once where there's always 65 00:03:06.479 --> 00:03:08.120 just like there was always some comic from back in 66 00:03:08.159 --> 00:03:09.599 the day, and guys, we're not going to do just 67 00:03:09.680 --> 00:03:10.560 comedy talk today. 68 00:03:10.599 --> 00:03:12.120 We have other stories, don't worry. 69 00:03:12.520 --> 00:03:14.960 But there was a comic that was so funny and 70 00:03:15.000 --> 00:03:17.680 she was so cool and I can't remember who it was, 71 00:03:17.800 --> 00:03:21.280 but she kind of disappeared and the dark it was 72 00:03:21.360 --> 00:03:23.919 kind of a Laura Kitlinger type, but not even she 73 00:03:23.919 --> 00:03:25.759 didn't get to that level. She was just sort of 74 00:03:25.840 --> 00:03:29.039 like just didn't make it, but was so funny and 75 00:03:29.280 --> 00:03:31.439 I probably saw her like three times. But she had 76 00:03:31.479 --> 00:03:34.240 this joke where she's like, I open up my bank 77 00:03:34.319 --> 00:03:37.400 statement today, like online, and it was just it was 78 00:03:37.439 --> 00:03:39.199 just and this is not funny now, but at the 79 00:03:39.199 --> 00:03:40.759 time it was so funny. She was like and it 80 00:03:40.800 --> 00:03:42.759 was there were no numbers or anything. It was just 81 00:03:42.800 --> 00:03:43.639 a tumble weed. 82 00:03:44.479 --> 00:03:46.199 And I know that's not that funny, but it made 83 00:03:46.240 --> 00:03:48.199 me laugh and I was like, she should be. She 84 00:03:48.360 --> 00:03:50.360 could she could do something with that. 85 00:03:51.520 --> 00:03:53.599 She could do Now that I think about it, it's 86 00:03:53.639 --> 00:03:56.000 not great, but think back to like nineteen ninety nine. 87 00:03:56.840 --> 00:03:59.800 You know, you're still forming your brain. It's still you know. 88 00:04:01.039 --> 00:04:03.120 There was somebody that was in my twenties. 89 00:04:03.240 --> 00:04:08.199 There was somebody that Lisa knew, our our friend Lisa's 90 00:04:08.199 --> 00:04:12.000 sunst had knew somebody. Oh my god, who had a 91 00:04:12.120 --> 00:04:15.280 joke where that Lisa. I remember when Lisa told me 92 00:04:15.400 --> 00:04:17.319 we were like, oh, she needs to be famous. And 93 00:04:17.360 --> 00:04:22.279 the joke was like I saw a girl and her. 94 00:04:23.120 --> 00:04:25.199 It was something about like I saw a girl and 95 00:04:26.040 --> 00:04:28.680 somewhere I was out, you know, out somewhere, and this girl, 96 00:04:29.160 --> 00:04:34.439 this guy, uh whatever, like was told her to shut 97 00:04:34.519 --> 00:04:37.279 up or something. It could have even been harsher than that. 98 00:04:37.319 --> 00:04:40.680 She loved the couple they were. They were they were 99 00:04:40.720 --> 00:04:43.759 getting into an argument, they were bickering and like he 100 00:04:43.759 --> 00:04:47.759 he like smacked her, and I was like, oh my god, 101 00:04:48.439 --> 00:04:50.000 I wish I had a boyfriend. 102 00:04:50.399 --> 00:04:54.480 That was that's really really funny. You kind of can't 103 00:04:54.519 --> 00:04:55.000 say that to you. 104 00:04:55.079 --> 00:04:57.800 You can't, no, no, And I don't think it was 105 00:04:57.839 --> 00:04:59.800 as harsh as like he hit her. 106 00:04:59.839 --> 00:05:00.279 I don't. 107 00:05:00.560 --> 00:05:02.319 I think I'm making it harsher. 108 00:05:02.000 --> 00:05:04.160 Because like, oh, he's shut up, bitch. 109 00:05:04.480 --> 00:05:07.160 Something like that. Yeah, something more like that. 110 00:05:07.399 --> 00:05:07.600 Yeah. 111 00:05:07.639 --> 00:05:09.600 But the joke was I wish I had a boyfriend, 112 00:05:09.800 --> 00:05:13.000 And I have one more joke for you. Yeah, someone 113 00:05:13.040 --> 00:05:13.480 just told me. 114 00:05:13.560 --> 00:05:15.240 And then and then I say, we get off of 115 00:05:15.279 --> 00:05:18.639 it because I've got some stories I read. It's fine, Yeah, 116 00:05:18.759 --> 00:05:20.120 my fault, It's my fault. 117 00:05:20.720 --> 00:05:23.759 Isn't this what the show was originally supposed to be. 118 00:05:24.480 --> 00:05:28.240 Us like just talk getting off on tangents. Yes, why 119 00:05:28.240 --> 00:05:29.879 are we being so Why are you being so hard 120 00:05:29.920 --> 00:05:31.199 on us? Who cares? 121 00:05:31.439 --> 00:05:36.839 Mouth hurts? Okay, okay, So the joke was this. 122 00:05:36.920 --> 00:05:38.360 My friend just told me this the other day, and 123 00:05:38.399 --> 00:05:41.240 apparently it's like an old timey It's like an old joke, right, Okay, 124 00:05:41.319 --> 00:05:43.639 So this woman is complaining to her boyfriend. 125 00:05:43.639 --> 00:05:44.759 Did I tell you this last week? 126 00:05:44.839 --> 00:05:48.079 I'm this woman is complaining to your boyfriend and she's like, 127 00:05:48.439 --> 00:05:52.079 my friend Stephanie is such a whore. She goes to 128 00:05:52.120 --> 00:05:54.879 the bar and just like fucks everybody all the time. 129 00:05:54.879 --> 00:05:58.160 That's all she does. Oh my god, it's gross. And 130 00:05:58.160 --> 00:06:00.759 then the boyfriend's like, ugh, that is gross. 131 00:06:01.079 --> 00:06:07.399 What bar? Now? Listen, now, listen? Is that like, is 132 00:06:07.399 --> 00:06:09.240 that a joke? Is is it an opener? 133 00:06:09.959 --> 00:06:10.439 Maybe not? 134 00:06:11.279 --> 00:06:12.040 Is it anything? 135 00:06:12.759 --> 00:06:14.639 Probably not. But the way my friends said it made 136 00:06:14.680 --> 00:06:17.680 me laugh. I wasn't expecting it in the weirdest way 137 00:06:17.759 --> 00:06:19.040 you probably worked. 138 00:06:19.480 --> 00:06:22.399 No, I wasn't expecting that. And I'm like, I'm a 139 00:06:22.439 --> 00:06:24.879 little bit obsessing that I made a joke about like 140 00:06:24.879 --> 00:06:27.480 domestic violence, And I'm like, am I going to get canceled? 141 00:06:27.639 --> 00:06:28.279 Am I gonna have to? 142 00:06:28.399 --> 00:06:29.519 No, you didn't make the joke. 143 00:06:29.600 --> 00:06:31.879 You were remembering a joke that may have been something 144 00:06:31.879 --> 00:06:34.720 like that, and the joke is how awful, how ridiculous 145 00:06:34.720 --> 00:06:38.560 it would be to say, ugh, yeah, exactly. 146 00:06:38.600 --> 00:06:42.439 That's so okay. And so I wrote this joke, and 147 00:06:42.480 --> 00:06:45.399 we've talked about this before, but I was telling this 148 00:06:45.639 --> 00:06:48.959 just came up, and I was telling Sadie and Xander 149 00:06:49.160 --> 00:06:52.439 just today about how I used to do stand up. Well, 150 00:06:52.560 --> 00:06:54.639 I mean they knew that, but I said, I was 151 00:06:54.639 --> 00:06:56.759 telling Sadie that I said, I used to have a joke. 152 00:06:56.839 --> 00:06:59.079 I would open with this joke where I'd be like, ugh, 153 00:07:01.839 --> 00:07:06.279 I'm a little uncomfortable. My vagina's been burning, and then 154 00:07:06.279 --> 00:07:09.560 I then I go, you know what that means? Someone's 155 00:07:09.639 --> 00:07:13.800 talking about it? Okay. So the thing is that Sadie 156 00:07:13.800 --> 00:07:16.160 didn't under I said your ears must be burning because 157 00:07:16.160 --> 00:07:18.079 she just turned in this because I was just telling 158 00:07:18.120 --> 00:07:21.720 somebody about her ap art portfolio and she goes, you're 159 00:07:22.040 --> 00:07:25.000 my ears are burning and then John goes, yeah, that's 160 00:07:25.000 --> 00:07:28.160 like a saying like someone's been talking about you. Okay, 161 00:07:28.319 --> 00:07:31.319 So I told you the joke. Then I was telling 162 00:07:31.439 --> 00:07:35.120 I was saying I was remembering that I had to 163 00:07:35.160 --> 00:07:39.000 stop doing that joke. Because I I didn't know I 164 00:07:39.040 --> 00:07:41.519 wrote that joke one hundred percent. And obviously, since I 165 00:07:41.639 --> 00:07:43.480 just told you that I have in the past stolen 166 00:07:43.519 --> 00:07:46.439 a joke, I would tell you. But remember that I 167 00:07:46.519 --> 00:07:49.519 found out that what's his name, Gary Shandling had a 168 00:07:49.600 --> 00:07:52.639 joke about something about his penis and somebody's been talking 169 00:07:52.639 --> 00:07:53.079 about it. 170 00:07:53.439 --> 00:07:56.079 Two people can come up with a similar joke, I know. 171 00:07:56.360 --> 00:07:58.439 But then I felt like I couldn't ever do it 172 00:07:58.519 --> 00:08:00.720 because like somebody would think I was stealing it from 173 00:08:00.759 --> 00:08:02.040 Gary Shandling, and I was like. 174 00:08:02.399 --> 00:08:06.560 No, I know two people. Okay, before we should we 175 00:08:06.639 --> 00:08:07.199 should we wait? 176 00:08:07.319 --> 00:08:11.079 Or should I tell you about Yeah, let's talk about Blissy. 177 00:08:11.720 --> 00:08:15.759 Okay, hold on, we Okay. 178 00:08:15.800 --> 00:08:17.480 When I went to go to the thing, just in 179 00:08:17.519 --> 00:08:19.800 all honesty, it just brought me to Monroe videos that 180 00:08:19.839 --> 00:08:21.199 I was looking at and not to the people. 181 00:08:21.199 --> 00:08:23.639 Well, why don't you tell us what you know about 182 00:08:23.680 --> 00:08:25.360 Blissy and I will read the call to action. 183 00:08:25.720 --> 00:08:28.199 I can't find the thing, but we are obsessed with 184 00:08:28.319 --> 00:08:32.360 these silk pillowcases with Blissy in general. They send us 185 00:08:32.360 --> 00:08:37.600 the most luxurious pillowcases. Okay, they are like silk, which 186 00:08:37.639 --> 00:08:39.480 is all the rage right now? This is so you 187 00:08:39.519 --> 00:08:43.919 have less frizzy hair when you sleep. Good for your skin, yeah, 188 00:08:44.159 --> 00:08:47.639 good for your skin. And Okay, what I love about them, 189 00:08:47.759 --> 00:08:50.279 like they're just like I like the whole vibe. It's 190 00:08:50.600 --> 00:08:53.720 very like five star without five star prices. And that's 191 00:08:53.759 --> 00:08:56.559 not something they want me to say. I mean, I'm obsessed. 192 00:08:56.840 --> 00:08:58.960 Remember how excited I was when I got these as well, 193 00:08:58.960 --> 00:09:01.279 Like I'm just like, oh my god, they're so soft. 194 00:09:01.440 --> 00:09:04.519 Yeah. Sadie started screaming when I gave it to her, 195 00:09:04.519 --> 00:09:07.039 because she's been one. She was like, I really need, 196 00:09:07.159 --> 00:09:09.799 really really need a silk pillowcase. That was what it 197 00:09:09.840 --> 00:09:13.159 was on our Christmas list. 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Yeah, okay, all right, okay, 214 00:09:55.320 --> 00:09:59.399 I want to tell you something really gross, please do okay. 215 00:09:59.480 --> 00:10:02.960 I was just like scrolling TikTok like I do, and 216 00:10:03.279 --> 00:10:05.240 I came across like this, you know how they have 217 00:10:05.679 --> 00:10:07.200 I don't even know how they do it, but apparently 218 00:10:07.240 --> 00:10:09.320 it's very easy where it'll just be like a little 219 00:10:09.360 --> 00:10:11.480 person in the corner telling you stuff and then showing 220 00:10:11.480 --> 00:10:14.960 you like history pictures, like you know how everyone does 221 00:10:15.000 --> 00:10:17.519 that on TikTok, and somehow we just never did that. 222 00:10:18.399 --> 00:10:20.879 Like we could have PK and Dory, we could have 223 00:10:20.879 --> 00:10:22.879 people behind us that we talk about while we sit 224 00:10:22.919 --> 00:10:25.840 in the corner, you know, on the TikTok, like going 225 00:10:26.080 --> 00:10:27.360 pointing at things. 226 00:10:27.840 --> 00:10:29.480 You know how people do? Why don't you know how 227 00:10:29.559 --> 00:10:33.480 to do that? I don't know. I don't either. 228 00:10:33.559 --> 00:10:36.000 But anyway, this lady, she's very young, so I don't 229 00:10:36.000 --> 00:10:37.879 know why she was talking about such things. She was 230 00:10:37.879 --> 00:10:40.600 probably in her twenties, and she's like, do you guys know, 231 00:10:41.080 --> 00:10:43.159 And she did really talk like this. She's like, things 232 00:10:43.240 --> 00:10:46.080 are super crazy, like in the fourteenth century. 233 00:10:46.120 --> 00:10:47.879 I'm like, oh, I'm in, I'm in. 234 00:10:48.120 --> 00:10:50.799 I do not know why this is landed on me, 235 00:10:51.000 --> 00:10:54.200 but I yes, and I need it delivered from this lady. 236 00:10:54.600 --> 00:10:57.080 It's sort of like Aubrey Plaza, but not you know, 237 00:10:57.679 --> 00:11:00.679 that's what she looks like. She's like, it's gross. Did 238 00:11:00.759 --> 00:11:01.279 you know that? 239 00:11:01.360 --> 00:11:04.279 Like there's arsenic and the green paint and everything was 240 00:11:04.320 --> 00:11:06.279 painted this green color, and it was kind of interesting 241 00:11:06.279 --> 00:11:08.519 to see in all these dresses like this green people. 242 00:11:08.519 --> 00:11:10.960 And she's like, you're lucky if you lived past five, 243 00:11:11.840 --> 00:11:12.360 which I think. 244 00:11:12.360 --> 00:11:13.279 I looked up some of this. 245 00:11:13.759 --> 00:11:16.480 And then the craziest shit she goes, did you know 246 00:11:16.600 --> 00:11:20.759 that from the eleventh until the seventeenth century, Europeans used 247 00:11:20.799 --> 00:11:23.720 to eat mummies? And I'm like, okay, well, there's no 248 00:11:23.840 --> 00:11:27.120 way that's fucking true. That sounds crazy. That's a TikTok 249 00:11:27.200 --> 00:11:30.440 bullshit thing. I look it up. It's totally true. They 250 00:11:30.519 --> 00:11:34.039 used to eat mummies. They would have mummies like corpses 251 00:11:34.120 --> 00:11:37.200 of people like flown in from Egypt for some reason. 252 00:11:37.240 --> 00:11:39.159 Becau that's where they kept mummies, you know, that's where 253 00:11:39.159 --> 00:11:41.440 they did all that, one of the places. 254 00:11:41.480 --> 00:11:42.799 And they would eat them. 255 00:11:42.759 --> 00:11:45.919 Because they thought that it was like good for your body, 256 00:11:46.000 --> 00:11:48.440 Like if you were sick, they'd just eat people. They 257 00:11:48.440 --> 00:11:50.759 would wrap them up, they would send them to you 258 00:11:51.320 --> 00:11:53.279 or wherever, to your doctor's office, and then they would 259 00:11:53.320 --> 00:11:54.000 eat them. 260 00:11:54.360 --> 00:11:55.720 And we never talk about that. 261 00:11:56.200 --> 00:11:58.200 Well in the wonder people only lived to five. 262 00:11:59.200 --> 00:12:01.240 They lived to five, Like they don't want, you know, 263 00:12:01.320 --> 00:12:04.799 one out of whatever. The breast milk had like sawdust 264 00:12:04.840 --> 00:12:06.679 in it. You know, all kinds are crazy. And I'm 265 00:12:06.679 --> 00:12:10.080 sure like in a hundred years, we're they're gonna look. 266 00:12:09.960 --> 00:12:10.320 Back and go. 267 00:12:10.440 --> 00:12:12.720 I can't believe they had air conditioning the way they 268 00:12:12.720 --> 00:12:14.759 had like that they had free on Oh my god, 269 00:12:14.840 --> 00:12:16.759 like they thought just like we had lead in the 270 00:12:16.799 --> 00:12:19.279 paint that we some of us used to eat. 271 00:12:19.600 --> 00:12:22.039 Right, I did not eat paint. 272 00:12:22.159 --> 00:12:23.840 But I did tell you that I had a roommate 273 00:12:23.919 --> 00:12:26.159 in college who I love very much, but she had 274 00:12:26.200 --> 00:12:28.080 Pika and she would eat things. 275 00:12:28.159 --> 00:12:30.120 She didn't eat paint, but she would eat things you're 276 00:12:30.159 --> 00:12:30.919 not supposed to eat. 277 00:12:32.159 --> 00:12:34.120 I mean, do you is there a cure for pika? 278 00:12:35.000 --> 00:12:37.879 It's like a mental it's like a your body is craving. 279 00:12:38.519 --> 00:12:40.960 Usually it's like paint or some sort of like chalk 280 00:12:41.080 --> 00:12:43.679 or something. Your body there's something in that that your 281 00:12:43.679 --> 00:12:47.600 body thinks it once, right. But that just chewed on everything. 282 00:12:47.679 --> 00:12:49.240 I don't know if she had full pika, but she 283 00:12:49.320 --> 00:12:52.279 would chew on everything. She chewed through our phone cord. 284 00:12:52.679 --> 00:12:54.799 It's like, you can't we don't have a phone. Now 285 00:12:54.840 --> 00:12:56.759 we have to get a different phone. She took a dog, 286 00:12:57.200 --> 00:12:57.879 like a dog. 287 00:12:57.960 --> 00:13:00.799 She chewed hangers. Just if you're she would just be 288 00:13:00.919 --> 00:13:01.759 chewing on a hanger. 289 00:13:02.159 --> 00:13:07.480 What Like, she's incredible, She's an incredible person. Like she's 290 00:13:07.840 --> 00:13:11.200 so funny and fun and pretty, like she's all the things. 291 00:13:11.200 --> 00:13:12.799 But yeah, she would just chew on. 292 00:13:13.159 --> 00:13:17.559 Andy still talk to her. Yeah, I still have pika. 293 00:13:18.480 --> 00:13:21.200 I guess I added the pike a part to be 294 00:13:21.559 --> 00:13:22.960 if I'm if this is going to be a show 295 00:13:23.000 --> 00:13:26.200 about honesty, I'm saying she had pika, which I learned 296 00:13:26.200 --> 00:13:28.080 in college in one of my psychology classes. And I 297 00:13:28.080 --> 00:13:29.600 think I told her that, and she's like, no, I 298 00:13:29.639 --> 00:13:32.120 don't like I think you do, because you chewed through 299 00:13:32.159 --> 00:13:34.759 our phone cord and you chew all like our hangers 300 00:13:34.759 --> 00:13:37.200 and stuff. But I she might just be a chewer 301 00:13:37.720 --> 00:13:41.080 and not have pika, because that's not really is. 302 00:13:41.000 --> 00:13:42.759 There a difference? What do you call it? 303 00:13:42.799 --> 00:13:45.720 I'm going to look up, like, what do you what 304 00:13:45.720 --> 00:13:48.200 does it mean if you chew on hangers? Does it 305 00:13:48.600 --> 00:13:51.639 mean if you are literally chew. 306 00:13:51.600 --> 00:13:53.200 On I might not have even noticed. It might have 307 00:13:53.240 --> 00:13:55.000 just been like saying, she didn't even know she was. 308 00:13:54.960 --> 00:13:59.600 Doing it, just says Chewing on non food items like 309 00:13:59.720 --> 00:14:04.519 hang generally indicates a need for oral sensory stimulation okay, 310 00:14:04.720 --> 00:14:07.840 often used as a self soothing or calming mechanism, or 311 00:14:07.879 --> 00:14:09.840 it may stem from stress and anxiety. 312 00:14:11.039 --> 00:14:13.200 She wasn't that anxious. She was very she was a 313 00:14:13.240 --> 00:14:13.639 go getter. 314 00:14:13.799 --> 00:14:17.279 She's very successful. She was very happy too, Like this 315 00:14:17.320 --> 00:14:19.039 would be interesting. She would hate this. She'd be like, 316 00:14:19.080 --> 00:14:22.440 what the fuck? But I'm only saying nice things. She's amazing. 317 00:14:22.519 --> 00:14:24.639 She and she didn't have a lot of issues, like 318 00:14:24.720 --> 00:14:27.559 she wasn't she really kind of never made bad choices 319 00:14:28.639 --> 00:14:29.559 for chewing on things. 320 00:14:29.639 --> 00:14:31.279 Yeah, well maybe. 321 00:14:31.000 --> 00:14:34.279 The chewing helped her regulate her emotions, which helped her 322 00:14:34.440 --> 00:14:36.679 to not make bad decisions. 323 00:14:36.679 --> 00:14:41.360 Interesting, Maybe who would I've been if I'd just been like, hey, 324 00:14:41.440 --> 00:14:42.919 let me look at what she's doing. I've never seen 325 00:14:42.919 --> 00:14:45.759 that before. Let me try it, and then I'd be 326 00:14:45.799 --> 00:14:48.720 in a better place, do you know. 327 00:14:48.799 --> 00:14:51.480 And I've said this to you also on this show before, 328 00:14:51.480 --> 00:14:53.679 but I will say it again. But I mean, I 329 00:14:53.679 --> 00:14:55.480 think a lot of people have a lot of like 330 00:14:55.559 --> 00:15:02.159 weird things they do, and you are very non judgmental person. 331 00:15:03.080 --> 00:15:05.519 I remember years ago I was like, I have this 332 00:15:05.639 --> 00:15:09.039 thing where and I was really embarrassed about it. I 333 00:15:09.080 --> 00:15:11.399 don't know why I'm less embarrassed now. I don't know. 334 00:15:11.480 --> 00:15:13.320 Maybe I'm just getting older, But I was like, I 335 00:15:13.320 --> 00:15:16.919 have this thing where I like pick at my skin 336 00:15:17.600 --> 00:15:20.080 at like a like if I get a whisker, I 337 00:15:20.159 --> 00:15:23.720 can't stop thinking at it, and I make like I'll 338 00:15:23.759 --> 00:15:25.919 do it so bad that it it I create a 339 00:15:25.960 --> 00:15:30.879 scar like a thing. And you were like, yeah, that's okay. 340 00:15:30.799 --> 00:15:33.720 I remember that. But you were like, there's yeah people, 341 00:15:33.840 --> 00:15:35.960 that's okay. That's people do that. And I was like 342 00:15:36.039 --> 00:15:40.360 they do and You're like, yeah, it's totally fine, you're not. 343 00:15:40.440 --> 00:15:42.759 It depends on how many hours, like if you're late 344 00:15:42.799 --> 00:15:44.559 for something because you're doing that, as you know, if 345 00:15:44.559 --> 00:15:46.480 he's getting the way your life. But I don't think 346 00:15:46.480 --> 00:15:49.960 it is like y'all. Of course the little weird now 347 00:15:50.000 --> 00:15:52.279 that you have, like yeah, in a magnifying mirror. I mean, 348 00:15:52.320 --> 00:15:53.600 don't even bother to look at that. 349 00:15:54.480 --> 00:15:59.120 No, but mine is like an like I get obsessed with. Well, 350 00:15:59.440 --> 00:16:01.240 now I have a good pair of Tweezers, so it's 351 00:16:01.240 --> 00:16:04.039 a lot easier. I just get it like right away. 352 00:16:04.320 --> 00:16:07.120 But it would really hard because if I'm out somewhere 353 00:16:07.159 --> 00:16:09.639 and I feel it like a little even if it's 354 00:16:09.720 --> 00:16:13.240 not dark, like even if no one would be able 355 00:16:13.240 --> 00:16:15.159 to see it, but me, I get like, oh my god, 356 00:16:15.159 --> 00:16:18.919 I can't stop until it's gone. 357 00:16:18.960 --> 00:16:21.120 I think I don't have it to that extent, but 358 00:16:21.159 --> 00:16:25.720 I certainly have my obsessions and ocds for sure. 359 00:16:26.200 --> 00:16:27.399 I was thinking about that today. 360 00:16:27.440 --> 00:16:30.799 Actually I have always been where it's not like it 361 00:16:30.840 --> 00:16:33.679 has to be exactly the same. But when I had 362 00:16:33.679 --> 00:16:36.720 my when I was in high school, my mom said, 363 00:16:37.080 --> 00:16:39.279 we're going to redo your room, like we're going to 364 00:16:39.320 --> 00:16:41.759 add curtains and a bed, new bedding and stuff like 365 00:16:41.799 --> 00:16:42.960 what is the colors? 366 00:16:43.000 --> 00:16:46.039 What color scheme do you want? Which is very nice. 367 00:16:46.240 --> 00:16:48.279 She's like, whatever you want, and I was like, well, 368 00:16:48.279 --> 00:16:50.440 I don't really care. I just want Duran, Duran. I 369 00:16:50.480 --> 00:16:52.440 just wanted to be all Duran Duran posters, So we 370 00:16:52.480 --> 00:16:54.440 did that. She helped me, like they both helped me 371 00:16:54.600 --> 00:16:59.399 my family, like put up my entire My entire bedroom 372 00:16:59.480 --> 00:17:04.200 was covered like wall to wall Deuranduran posters. You know, yeah, 373 00:17:04.359 --> 00:17:07.839 like you do a person does. That's totally normal. And 374 00:17:07.960 --> 00:17:10.279 I chose blue, I think a little blue and white. 375 00:17:10.319 --> 00:17:12.640 Like it was a nice, nice little room. But the 376 00:17:12.680 --> 00:17:15.519 weird thing about me is that like everything had to 377 00:17:15.559 --> 00:17:16.240 always be the same. 378 00:17:16.440 --> 00:17:17.440 I don't know if I told you. I had this 379 00:17:17.480 --> 00:17:19.559 like wicker like a white wicker. 380 00:17:19.359 --> 00:17:21.759 Trunk, very shabby chic, which I would never have now, 381 00:17:21.799 --> 00:17:25.400 but like you know, maybe it's under a window, okay, 382 00:17:25.799 --> 00:17:29.599 And on it there was placed perfectly some sheet music, 383 00:17:30.240 --> 00:17:31.759 you know. I kind of tried to play the piano 384 00:17:31.799 --> 00:17:32.960 for a while, so it was a little bit of 385 00:17:33.000 --> 00:17:36.519 sheet music kind of put exactly a certain way that 386 00:17:36.559 --> 00:17:38.079 I wanted it so that it looked like it had 387 00:17:38.079 --> 00:17:39.640 been tossed there, but it wasn't tossed. 388 00:17:39.640 --> 00:17:42.440 It was like placed perfectly right with the notes. 389 00:17:42.880 --> 00:17:46.000 And then this hat, a green hat that I used 390 00:17:46.000 --> 00:17:49.799 to love, this like you're green little hat and something else, 391 00:17:49.839 --> 00:17:53.200 and it just stayed like that for years, and I 392 00:17:53.240 --> 00:17:55.599 was sort of noticing that about my apartment, like the 393 00:17:55.599 --> 00:17:57.559 way I have like these but I've had these same 394 00:17:58.519 --> 00:18:01.000 pictures of London that I had took myself, and they're 395 00:18:01.039 --> 00:18:02.680 just like side by side on my wall and they 396 00:18:02.680 --> 00:18:05.519 don't look especially great. But like I can't imagine. I 397 00:18:05.559 --> 00:18:08.119 don't want them moved. I like things to be exactly 398 00:18:08.160 --> 00:18:10.759 how they are forever. 399 00:18:11.759 --> 00:18:15.400 I mean John, I kind of like that. Really Yeah, 400 00:18:15.440 --> 00:18:19.599 so he'll keep like literal like nick knacks sort of things, 401 00:18:19.680 --> 00:18:21.920