Speaker 1: Stuck at home board and alone. You'd think I could
Speaker 1: have some.
Speaker 2: Fun on my own, but not bald.
Speaker 3: I called AF with Cecily and Stephanie. Hey, everybody, welcome
Speaker 3: to boord af As. What if we just called it,
Speaker 3: I mean, it could just be called bored. No, it's
Speaker 3: bored as fuck.
Speaker 4: We're not changing something that we that came out of
Speaker 4: the brainchild of covid and two brilliant comedians.
Speaker 3: I know, but the AF thing was so cool back then.
Speaker 4: It was like just starting to happen. But now it's
Speaker 4: like dumb and that's even better. Yeah, it's almost like
Speaker 4: we're called bored. Not that's the only thing I would
Speaker 4: change it too. It's sounds just worse like nineties things or.
Speaker 3: If we I mean, it's there's nothing funnier to me
Speaker 3: than the fact that you were the person who invented well,
Speaker 3: you didn't invent it, but your friend Hank did, and
Speaker 3: they're really and ever since then. And then it became
Speaker 3: like the funniest thing to do, the funniest thing to say,
Speaker 3: and I would love it so much when you would
Speaker 3: do it, and then it became like completely out of style.
Speaker 3: Now you can't say it anymore.
Speaker 1: Oh, really really, yeah, I know Hank was. Really he
Speaker 1: did it.
Speaker 4: He did it more subtly than like, he did it
Speaker 4: the way I used to do it, not the way
Speaker 4: that Amy Poehler switched it too, like his was, which
Speaker 4: I would say something, he'd be like really, yeah, exactly,
Speaker 4: but just very yeah.
Speaker 3: That was my very favorite thing though. I loved it
Speaker 3: when you would do that, and it would just always
Speaker 3: make me laugh, and you would always give credit to
Speaker 3: your You're like, yeah, I didn't, I didn't invent that.
Speaker 3: I was writing givers. You very much are. You will
Speaker 3: never be accused of stealing anyone's joke, because even if
Speaker 3: even if it was something that nobody would ever know,
Speaker 3: you'd just be like, oh, that's not my joke, that's
Speaker 3: not my joke, no right, and would to a fault.
Speaker 4: I mean, Hank was, you know, he did some Yeah,
Speaker 4: I could have stolen his, and I honestly had every
Speaker 4: good reason to steal a joke. Put me through a lot,
Speaker 4: I could have still, I could have stolen really and
Speaker 4: just been like, yeah, that was mine. I don't know
Speaker 4: what you're talking about. I don't know what we could
Speaker 4: have done. I didn't trademarket, nor did he Oh.
Speaker 3: My god, I stole a joke from somebody a long
Speaker 3: time ago. Remember this, Oh my god, what was the
Speaker 3: joke it was about? It was about if you sleep
Speaker 3: with a lot of guys, if then you're a you're
Speaker 3: a then you're a. I don't remember. I don't remember.
Speaker 3: It was something about being a whore, like, how come
Speaker 3: if you sleep with like a lot of guys, you're
Speaker 3: you're But if you sleep with a lot of I
Speaker 3: don't even remember how the joke went. But some Open
Speaker 3: micro did it somewhere and somebody I don't know, and
Speaker 3: I did it somewhere because I was like, fucket, who's
Speaker 3: gonna know apologize?
Speaker 1: Find the open micro and apologize.
Speaker 3: I know, I mean Jesus. I never did it on
Speaker 3: TV though, because I wasn't famous enough.
Speaker 4: Who was the comment? I was trying to come up
Speaker 4: with this because I was like I wish I had.
Speaker 4: It was not even a joke. It just made me laugh.
Speaker 4: But there we talked about this once where there's always
Speaker 4: just like there was always some comic from back in
Speaker 4: the day, and guys, we're not going to do just
Speaker 4: comedy talk today.
Speaker 1: We have other stories, don't worry.
Speaker 4: But there was a comic that was so funny and
Speaker 4: she was so cool and I can't remember who it was,
Speaker 4: but she kind of disappeared and the dark it was
Speaker 4: kind of a Laura Kitlinger type, but not even she
Speaker 4: didn't get to that level. She was just sort of
Speaker 4: like just didn't make it, but was so funny and
Speaker 4: I probably saw her like three times. But she had
Speaker 4: this joke where she's like, I open up my bank
Speaker 4: statement today, like online, and it was just it was
Speaker 4: just and this is not funny now, but at the
Speaker 4: time it was so funny. She was like and it
Speaker 4: was there were no numbers or anything. It was just
Speaker 4: a tumble weed.
Speaker 1: And I know that's not that funny, but it made
Speaker 1: me laugh and I was like, she should be. She
Speaker 1: could she could do something with that.
Speaker 4: She could do Now that I think about it, it's
Speaker 4: not great, but think back to like nineteen ninety nine.
Speaker 4: You know, you're still forming your brain. It's still you know.
Speaker 4: There was somebody that was in my twenties.
Speaker 3: There was somebody that Lisa knew, our our friend Lisa's
Speaker 3: sunst had knew somebody. Oh my god, who had a
Speaker 3: joke where that Lisa. I remember when Lisa told me
Speaker 3: we were like, oh, she needs to be famous. And
Speaker 3: the joke was like I saw a girl and her.
Speaker 3: It was something about like I saw a girl and
Speaker 3: somewhere I was out, you know, out somewhere, and this girl,
Speaker 3: this guy, uh whatever, like was told her to shut
Speaker 3: up or something. It could have even been harsher than that.
Speaker 3: She loved the couple they were. They were they were
Speaker 3: getting into an argument, they were bickering and like he
Speaker 3: he like smacked her, and I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: I wish I had a boyfriend.
Speaker 1: That was that's really really funny. You kind of can't
Speaker 1: say that to you.
Speaker 3: You can't, no, no, And I don't think it was
Speaker 3: as harsh as like he hit her.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 3: I think I'm making it harsher.
Speaker 1: Because like, oh, he's shut up, bitch.
Speaker 3: Something like that. Yeah, something more like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: But the joke was I wish I had a boyfriend,
Speaker 3: And I have one more joke for you. Yeah, someone
Speaker 3: just told me.
Speaker 1: And then and then I say, we get off of
Speaker 1: it because I've got some stories I read. It's fine, Yeah,
Speaker 1: my fault, It's my fault.
Speaker 3: Isn't this what the show was originally supposed to be.
Speaker 3: Us like just talk getting off on tangents. Yes, why
Speaker 3: are we being so Why are you being so hard
Speaker 3: on us? Who cares?
Speaker 1: Mouth hurts? Okay, okay, So the joke was this.
Speaker 4: My friend just told me this the other day, and
Speaker 4: apparently it's like an old timey It's like an old joke, right, Okay,
Speaker 4: So this woman is complaining to her boyfriend.
Speaker 1: Did I tell you this last week?
Speaker 4: I'm this woman is complaining to your boyfriend and she's like,
Speaker 4: my friend Stephanie is such a whore. She goes to
Speaker 4: the bar and just like fucks everybody all the time.
Speaker 4: That's all she does. Oh my god, it's gross. And
Speaker 4: then the boyfriend's like, ugh, that is gross.
Speaker 1: What bar? Now? Listen, now, listen? Is that like, is
Speaker 1: that a joke? Is is it an opener?
Speaker 5: Maybe not?
Speaker 1: Is it anything?
Speaker 4: Probably not. But the way my friends said it made
Speaker 4: me laugh. I wasn't expecting it in the weirdest way
Speaker 4: you probably worked.
Speaker 3: No, I wasn't expecting that. And I'm like, I'm a
Speaker 3: little bit obsessing that I made a joke about like
Speaker 3: domestic violence, And I'm like, am I going to get canceled?
Speaker 3: Am I gonna have to?
Speaker 1: No, you didn't make the joke.
Speaker 4: You were remembering a joke that may have been something
Speaker 4: like that, and the joke is how awful, how ridiculous
Speaker 4: it would be to say, ugh, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3: That's so okay. And so I wrote this joke, and
Speaker 3: we've talked about this before, but I was telling this
Speaker 3: just came up, and I was telling Sadie and Xander
Speaker 3: just today about how I used to do stand up. Well,
Speaker 3: I mean they knew that, but I said, I was
Speaker 3: telling Sadie that I said, I used to have a joke.
Speaker 3: I would open with this joke where I'd be like, ugh,
Speaker 3: I'm a little uncomfortable. My vagina's been burning, and then
Speaker 3: I then I go, you know what that means? Someone's
Speaker 3: talking about it? Okay. So the thing is that Sadie
Speaker 3: didn't under I said your ears must be burning because
Speaker 3: she just turned in this because I was just telling
Speaker 3: somebody about her ap art portfolio and she goes, you're
Speaker 3: my ears are burning and then John goes, yeah, that's
Speaker 3: like a saying like someone's been talking about you. Okay,
Speaker 3: So I told you the joke. Then I was telling
Speaker 3: I was saying I was remembering that I had to
Speaker 3: stop doing that joke. Because I I didn't know I
Speaker 3: wrote that joke one hundred percent. And obviously, since I
Speaker 3: just told you that I have in the past stolen
Speaker 3: a joke, I would tell you. But remember that I
Speaker 3: found out that what's his name, Gary Shandling had a
Speaker 3: joke about something about his penis and somebody's been talking
Speaker 3: about it.
Speaker 1: Two people can come up with a similar joke, I know.
Speaker 3: But then I felt like I couldn't ever do it
Speaker 3: because like somebody would think I was stealing it from
Speaker 3: Gary Shandling, and I was like.
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Speaker 4: I was just like scrolling TikTok like I do, and
Speaker 4: I came across like this, you know how they have
Speaker 4: I don't even know how they do it, but apparently
Speaker 4: it's very easy where it'll just be like a little
Speaker 4: person in the corner telling you stuff and then showing
Speaker 4: you like history pictures, like you know how everyone does
Speaker 4: that on TikTok, and somehow we just never did that.
Speaker 4: Like we could have PK and Dory, we could have
Speaker 4: people behind us that we talk about while we sit
Speaker 4: in the corner, you know, on the TikTok, like going
Speaker 4: pointing at things.
Speaker 1: You know how people do? Why don't you know how
Speaker 1: to do that? I don't know. I don't either.
Speaker 4: But anyway, this lady, she's very young, so I don't
Speaker 4: know why she was talking about such things. She was
Speaker 4: probably in her twenties, and she's like, do you guys know,
Speaker 4: And she did really talk like this. She's like, things
Speaker 4: are super crazy, like in the fourteenth century.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, I'm in, I'm in.
Speaker 4: I do not know why this is landed on me,
Speaker 4: but I yes, and I need it delivered from this lady.
Speaker 1: It's sort of like Aubrey Plaza, but not you know,
Speaker 1: that's what she looks like. She's like, it's gross. Did
Speaker 1: you know that?
Speaker 4: Like there's arsenic and the green paint and everything was
Speaker 4: painted this green color, and it was kind of interesting
Speaker 4: to see in all these dresses like this green people.
Speaker 4: And she's like, you're lucky if you lived past five,
Speaker 4: which I think.
Speaker 1: I looked up some of this.
Speaker 4: And then the craziest shit she goes, did you know
Speaker 4: that from the eleventh until the seventeenth century, Europeans used
Speaker 4: to eat mummies? And I'm like, okay, well, there's no
Speaker 4: way that's fucking true. That sounds crazy. That's a TikTok
Speaker 4: bullshit thing. I look it up. It's totally true. They
Speaker 4: used to eat mummies. They would have mummies like corpses
Speaker 4: of people like flown in from Egypt for some reason.
Speaker 4: Becau that's where they kept mummies, you know, that's where
Speaker 4: they did all that, one of the places.
Speaker 1: And they would eat them.
Speaker 4: Because they thought that it was like good for your body,
Speaker 4: Like if you were sick, they'd just eat people. They
Speaker 4: would wrap them up, they would send them to you
Speaker 4: or wherever, to your doctor's office, and then they would
Speaker 4: eat them.
Speaker 1: And we never talk about that.
Speaker 3: Well in the wonder people only lived to five.
Speaker 4: They lived to five, Like they don't want, you know,
Speaker 4: one out of whatever. The breast milk had like sawdust
Speaker 4: in it. You know, all kinds are crazy. And I'm
Speaker 4: sure like in a hundred years, we're they're gonna look.
Speaker 1: Back and go.
Speaker 4: I can't believe they had air conditioning the way they
Speaker 4: had like that they had free on Oh my god,
Speaker 4: like they thought just like we had lead in the
Speaker 4: paint that we some of us used to eat.
Speaker 1: Right, I did not eat paint.
Speaker 4: But I did tell you that I had a roommate
Speaker 4: in college who I love very much, but she had
Speaker 4: Pika and she would eat things.
Speaker 1: She didn't eat paint, but she would eat things you're
Speaker 1: not supposed to eat.
Speaker 3: I mean, do you is there a cure for pika?
Speaker 4: It's like a mental it's like a your body is craving.
Speaker 4: Usually it's like paint or some sort of like chalk
Speaker 4: or something. Your body there's something in that that your
Speaker 4: body thinks it once, right. But that just chewed on everything.
Speaker 4: I don't know if she had full pika, but she
Speaker 4: would chew on everything. She chewed through our phone cord.
Speaker 4: It's like, you can't we don't have a phone. Now
Speaker 4: we have to get a different phone. She took a dog,
Speaker 4: like a dog.
Speaker 1: She chewed hangers. Just if you're she would just be
Speaker 1: chewing on a hanger.
Speaker 4: What Like, she's incredible, She's an incredible person. Like she's
Speaker 4: so funny and fun and pretty, like she's all the things.
Speaker 4: But yeah, she would just chew on.
Speaker 3: Andy still talk to her. Yeah, I still have pika.
Speaker 4: I guess I added the pike a part to be
Speaker 4: if I'm if this is going to be a show
Speaker 4: about honesty, I'm saying she had pika, which I learned
Speaker 4: in college in one of my psychology classes. And I
Speaker 4: think I told her that, and she's like, no, I
Speaker 4: don't like I think you do, because you chewed through
Speaker 4: our phone cord and you chew all like our hangers
Speaker 4: and stuff. But I she might just be a chewer
Speaker 4: and not have pika, because that's not really is.
Speaker 3: There a difference? What do you call it?
Speaker 4: I'm going to look up, like, what do you what
Speaker 4: does it mean if you chew on hangers? Does it
Speaker 4: mean if you are literally chew.
Speaker 1: On I might not have even noticed. It might have
Speaker 1: just been like saying, she didn't even know she was.
Speaker 3: Doing it, just says Chewing on non food items like
Speaker 3: hang generally indicates a need for oral sensory stimulation okay,
Speaker 3: often used as a self soothing or calming mechanism, or
Speaker 3: it may stem from stress and anxiety.
Speaker 1: She wasn't that anxious. She was very she was a
Speaker 1: go getter.
Speaker 4: She's very successful. She was very happy too, Like this
Speaker 4: would be interesting. She would hate this. She'd be like,
Speaker 4: what the fuck? But I'm only saying nice things. She's amazing.
Speaker 4: She and she didn't have a lot of issues, like
Speaker 4: she wasn't she really kind of never made bad choices
Speaker 4: for chewing on things.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well maybe.
Speaker 3: The chewing helped her regulate her emotions, which helped her
Speaker 3: to not make bad decisions.
Speaker 4: Interesting, Maybe who would I've been if I'd just been like, hey,
Speaker 4: let me look at what she's doing. I've never seen
Speaker 4: that before. Let me try it, and then I'd be
Speaker 4: in a better place, do you know.
Speaker 3: And I've said this to you also on this show before,
Speaker 3: but I will say it again. But I mean, I
Speaker 3: think a lot of people have a lot of like
Speaker 3: weird things they do, and you are very non judgmental person.
Speaker 3: I remember years ago I was like, I have this
Speaker 3: thing where and I was really embarrassed about it. I
Speaker 3: don't know why I'm less embarrassed now. I don't know.
Speaker 3: Maybe I'm just getting older, But I was like, I
Speaker 3: have this thing where I like pick at my skin
Speaker 3: at like a like if I get a whisker, I
Speaker 3: can't stop thinking at it, and I make like I'll
Speaker 3: do it so bad that it it I create a
Speaker 3: scar like a thing. And you were like, yeah, that's okay.
Speaker 3: I remember that. But you were like, there's yeah people,
Speaker 3: that's okay. That's people do that. And I was like
Speaker 3: they do and You're like, yeah, it's totally fine, you're not.
Speaker 4: It depends on how many hours, like if you're late
Speaker 4: for something because you're doing that, as you know, if
Speaker 4: he's getting the way your life. But I don't think
Speaker 4: it is like y'all. Of course the little weird now
Speaker 4: that you have, like yeah, in a magnifying mirror. I mean,
Speaker 4: don't even bother to look at that.
Speaker 3: No, but mine is like an like I get obsessed with. Well,
Speaker 3: now I have a good pair of Tweezers, so it's
Speaker 3: a lot easier. I just get it like right away.
Speaker 3: But it would really hard because if I'm out somewhere
Speaker 3: and I feel it like a little even if it's
Speaker 3: not dark, like even if no one would be able
Speaker 3: to see it, but me, I get like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: I can't stop until it's gone.
Speaker 4: I think I don't have it to that extent, but
Speaker 4: I certainly have my obsessions and ocds for sure.
Speaker 1: I was thinking about that today.
Speaker 4: Actually I have always been where it's not like it
Speaker 4: has to be exactly the same. But when I had
Speaker 4: my when I was in high school, my mom said,
Speaker 4: we're going to redo your room, like we're going to
Speaker 4: add curtains and a bed, new bedding and stuff like
Speaker 4: what is the colors?
Speaker 1: What color scheme do you want? Which is very nice.
Speaker 4: She's like, whatever you want, and I was like, well,
Speaker 4: I don't really care. I just want Duran, Duran. I
Speaker 4: just wanted to be all Duran Duran posters, So we
Speaker 4: did that. She helped me, like they both helped me
Speaker 4: my family, like put up my entire My entire bedroom
Speaker 4: was covered like wall to wall Deuranduran posters. You know, yeah,
Speaker 4: like you do a person does. That's totally normal. And
Speaker 4: I chose blue, I think a little blue and white.
Speaker 4: Like it was a nice, nice little room. But the
Speaker 4: weird thing about me is that like everything had to
Speaker 4: always be the same.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I told you. I had this
Speaker 1: like wicker like a white wicker.
Speaker 4: Trunk, very shabby chic, which I would never have now,
Speaker 4: but like you know, maybe it's under a window, okay,
Speaker 4: And on it there was placed perfectly some sheet music,
Speaker 4: you know. I kind of tried to play the piano
Speaker 4: for a while, so it was a little bit of
Speaker 4: sheet music kind of put exactly a certain way that
Speaker 4: I wanted it so that it looked like it had
Speaker 4: been tossed there, but it wasn't tossed.
Speaker 3: It was like placed perfectly right with the notes.
Speaker 4: And then this hat, a green hat that I used
Speaker 4: to love, this like you're green little hat and something else,
Speaker 4: and it just stayed like that for years, and I
Speaker 4: was sort of noticing that about my apartment, like the
Speaker 4: way I have like these but I've had these same
Speaker 4: pictures of London that I had took myself, and they're
Speaker 4: just like side by side on my wall and they
Speaker 4: don't look especially great. But like I can't imagine. I
Speaker 4: don't want them moved. I like things to be exactly
Speaker 4: how they are forever.
Speaker 3: I mean John, I kind of like that. Really Yeah,
Speaker 3: so he'll keep like literal like nick knacks sort of things,
Speaker 3: and he'll notice if I try to like throw it out.
Speaker 4: Oh we'll throw it out, of course. I mean I'm saying, oh, yeah,
Speaker 4: well he'll.
Speaker 3: Notice that too. He doesn't, you know, even even if
Speaker 3: stuff looks a lot better. Okay. Case in point, he
Speaker 3: was given for some reason some show he worked on,
Speaker 3: but like a million years ago, like twenty years ago,
Speaker 3: he worked on a show and they gave him this
Speaker 3: giant coffee mug. But when I say giant, I mean
Speaker 3: like a comical right, Like you wouldn't use it like
Speaker 3: a foot like a foot log. I mean it's just giant.
Speaker 3: It took up like a huge area of the counter
Speaker 3: and we would just keep stuff in it, like I
Speaker 3: don't know, like it started accruing stuff in it, like
Speaker 3: the like dog stuff, like you know, dog poop bags
Speaker 3: and right toothbrush stuff, and it was just sitting there
Speaker 3: for so long, and I knew that John like for
Speaker 3: some reason kind of loved this thing. And finally the
Speaker 3: other day I was like, you know what a fucking
Speaker 3: enough I'm getting, I'm throwing this thing out. And I did,
Speaker 3: and of course he was like, oh my god, like
Speaker 3: that you threw out the mug and I was like, yeah,
Speaker 3: you don't need it anymore. It was from some and
Speaker 3: he goes, no, it's fine. Oh so we have all
Speaker 3: this counter space. And I was like, god, damn it.
Speaker 3: If I'd known it was fine, I would have thrown
Speaker 3: it out like years ago. But for a while he
Speaker 3: was very attached to it.
Speaker 1: That's interesting. I don't know what.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know what that is.
Speaker 4: I mean there's got to be I don't know if
Speaker 4: it's a pathology, but it's definitely a personality type.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I mean, it's not like full blown hoarding, but
Speaker 3: it's like.
Speaker 4: Oh, I don't, I don't if you walked in, it's
Speaker 4: not I don't really, it's not that I'm collecting so
Speaker 4: much stuff. It's just that the stuff that I have.
Speaker 4: It's like I want the presentation to represent something about me,
Speaker 4: whether it's true or not. Like you walk into my apartment,
Speaker 4: there's a guitar, gently like when you that's the first
Speaker 4: thing you see. I can't fucking play it right, but
Speaker 4: it's very important that you see that. Like, I like
Speaker 4: the way it makes me feel when I walk into
Speaker 4: my apartment. Right, it's like who I like, you're that person.
Speaker 4: You're that person who.
Speaker 3: Might just like I don't know, I might just pick
Speaker 3: up the guitar and start strumming out of tune, you know.
Speaker 4: But see, but see that person wouldn't care where the
Speaker 4: guitar was, that person who could really play it, find
Speaker 4: the guitar for a couple of days.
Speaker 1: Where did I fucking leave that band practice?
Speaker 4: I don't know they have band practice because they actually
Speaker 4: fucking play it right. Wow, this is deep. I feel
Speaker 4: like we've I mean, that's so you get to choose.
Speaker 4: You're in a box of like this is who I
Speaker 4: want to be, But you can't be that person I
Speaker 4: would love. I did try to learn to play. I've
Speaker 4: tried to play the guitar so many times that really
Speaker 4: hurts my hands.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's painful. I mean it's super easy. I did
Speaker 3: used to play the guitar and I played it for
Speaker 3: many years and my hands so cool. Yeah, but I
Speaker 3: can't play now. My fingers start hurting you immediately.
Speaker 1: Can you struck?
Speaker 3: Can you pick like a blues like a like a
Speaker 3: no I played when I was like seven.
Speaker 1: I mean, I think that's really cool. That would be
Speaker 1: a neat thing.
Speaker 4: We've always talked about this, like I want to be
Speaker 4: like a girl with bings who like can get up
Speaker 4: and play guitar.
Speaker 1: It's some weird thing, yeah, because at the end of
Speaker 1: the day, that's what dudes like.
Speaker 4: They like that over the girl. That's like, hey, I
Speaker 4: actually they don't. I've said this before, but like they don't. Really,
Speaker 4: dudes don't go for the Liz Lemon. Let me just
Speaker 4: tell you I am the Liz Lemon, and I promise
Speaker 4: you they don't.
Speaker 1: It's not cute.
Speaker 4: Look, even in the show, she didn't really did she
Speaker 4: end up with anybody?
Speaker 1: Hmmm? Oh she did? She had a baby?
Speaker 3: Oh did she?
Speaker 1: I think she did.
Speaker 4: Finally, I think they kind of jumped the shark. She
Speaker 4: had some kind of boyfriend and maybe had a baby.
Speaker 3: And was the guy in her like nerdy.
Speaker 4: I don't remember, because her boyfriends were always amazing and
Speaker 4: I was like, good for her. And same with Mindy
Speaker 4: Kate Kate Kayling. She did that really well for the
Speaker 4: Mindy Show too. She cast like the hottest guys like
Speaker 4: Tina Fey had. She had John Ham, Matt Damon. These
Speaker 4: were her boyfriends. Michael Sheen remember, because that was so
Speaker 4: funny because he was the British guy and she just
Speaker 4: was like, oh my god, that's of course who I'm
Speaker 4: going to end up with like this, Oh my god,
Speaker 4: it's going to be adorable. And then the first date,
Speaker 4: she was annoyed immediately because they walk out they walk
Speaker 4: out of a movie and he's like, who gets popcorn
Speaker 4: at the cinema?
Speaker 3: And she doesn't like.
Speaker 1: That, No, she hates it, and he annoys her all the.
Speaker 4: Time and she just can't figure out right, Yeah, it
Speaker 4: was the whole thing, remember there, settling. He's like, you're
Speaker 4: my settling soulmate. We're supposed to settle for each other.
Speaker 4: She's like, I won't, I won't do it. But she
Speaker 4: was so like at first and enamored. He was so
Speaker 4: British and they're just like who eats popcorn at the cinema.
Speaker 3: I mean, I feel like that's happened many times to
Speaker 3: both of us. And I mean, obviously I can think
Speaker 3: of somebody off the top of my head for you,
Speaker 3: and I can think of somebody off the top of
Speaker 3: my head for me that you're like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: this guy is there's nothing wrong with him. He's so cute,
Speaker 3: he's so nice, and then very quickly you're just like,
Speaker 3: h I just can't.
Speaker 1: That's me. That's a me problem, for sure. I mean,
Speaker 1: it is.
Speaker 4: It just it's like I find it's like the Seinfeld
Speaker 4: the whole I hate, I hated all that, but it's
Speaker 4: like where he has all these girlfriends and then she
Speaker 4: ate her peas too slowly, Like you just find the
Speaker 4: weirdest shit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean that's been a thing that I hate
Speaker 1: to say that.
Speaker 4: Oh no, I won't say it, but yeah, anyway, say
Speaker 4: well no, because I don't. I have a rule where
Speaker 4: I don't talk about like dudes if I matched with
Speaker 4: a dude online, because I don't think that's nice. And
Speaker 4: then eventually no one's gonna, you know, who would trust me?
Speaker 4: I want to Maybe that's a Patreon, But there's stuff
Speaker 4: sometimes where you meet let's say it's not even online,
Speaker 4: but let's say you meet someone in real life and
Speaker 4: you're like, oh, what do you do?
Speaker 1: Remember back in the day, we'd.
Speaker 4: Meet guys or you know, and they always were like, oh,
Speaker 4: I have a card, and they'd give you a card.
Speaker 4: In the nineties, some dude you met at a party
Speaker 4: who was the same age as you and obviously did
Speaker 4: not have a business, like living out of their fucking van,
Speaker 4: and they were like, oh, it always said that they
Speaker 4: had a production company. You're like, you don't have a
Speaker 4: fucking production They were made, they made one short somehow.
Speaker 1: That was awful, and then said they had a production.
Speaker 4: Remember those guys mm hmmm, and they're always the name
Speaker 4: of the production company was like Pizzazz Productions, and you're like, oh,
Speaker 4: what's Pizzaz Productions? Like who do you guys have a
Speaker 4: deal with? Just and it was not a thing. You
Speaker 4: just call the numbers his number, you know. And then
Speaker 4: the guy, my friend Greg used to have a joke
Speaker 4: about that because I met I met some guy and
Speaker 4: his email was like director Joe at hotmail. And then
Speaker 4: the joke was like, what do you direct groceries into
Speaker 4: a grocery bag like he works at trader Mmmm mmmm Director,
Speaker 4: Director Joe, Director Joe at hotmail dot com. You have
Speaker 4: a hot mail account, Director Joe. Didn't get a Warner
Speaker 4: Brother's account. They didn't give you an email. Listen. I
Speaker 4: know there's something in between having a studio deal and
Speaker 4: trying to do your thing.
Speaker 1: But you know what I'm saying, it's.
Speaker 3: Yes, Oh my god, guess what. I just remembered how
Speaker 3: the Remember how I was trying to tell you at
Speaker 3: the beginning of this show that I that I took
Speaker 3: that I sort of did it stole a joke the
Speaker 3: one time. Yes, I remembered how it goes. It goes
Speaker 3: like this. How come if a guy sleeps with a
Speaker 3: lot of different women, he's a stud but if a
Speaker 3: woman sleeps with a bunch of different women, she's a lesbian. Okay,
Speaker 3: let's see. It wasn't like amazing, and I think I
Speaker 3: think I changed the way the person did it. I
Speaker 3: wasn't like, I'm not like augh. I was kind of
Speaker 3: being a joke. I needed it at the time. I
Speaker 3: think I needed it for like a Vegas gig. Pay
Speaker 3: for it for right? Yeah, I think what had happened?
Speaker 3: What happened was that I had to do this gig
Speaker 3: and I've told you this story. I had to do
Speaker 3: this gig in Vegas, and I had kind of bombed
Speaker 3: the first night, and so I was looking for any
Speaker 3: like kind of hack, kind of jokey joke that I
Speaker 3: could do for a couple of nights.
Speaker 1: And I mean, look, I think i'd.
Speaker 3: Heard I heard somebody did that joke, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: that's funny, and I did that joke, and then I
Speaker 3: always felt horrible about it. It's like I basically sold joke.
Speaker 4: When you've put it out there, you do it on TV. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and even then, people do that shit all the time.
Speaker 4: I mean, look at fucking Amy Schumer. I will never
Speaker 4: stop watching those videos. We talk about it all the time.
Speaker 4: I'll never stop watching them. Like how she stole. She
Speaker 4: just stole. So many people just fucking steal. They really
Speaker 4: do crazy. It's crazy crazy. And then it doesn't matter
Speaker 4: because at the end of the day, we're all going
Speaker 4: to the same place and they're just going in a
Speaker 4: nicer car.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know.
Speaker 4: So like I'm not saying you should fuck people over
Speaker 4: with comics, like like we said the Robin Williams way
Speaker 4: was the good way? His thing though, I read I
Speaker 4: watched an interview with him recently, and his thing wasn't
Speaker 4: that he would like see an open micro and go, hey,
Speaker 4: can I have this joke? He would get caught like
Speaker 4: he didn't even remember that he was. He was so
Speaker 4: high right, right, and also constantly trying to have to
Speaker 4: have jokes, So he would just be at the club
Speaker 4: and it would just kind of enter his brain and
Speaker 4: he would sort of think, according to him, that he
Speaker 4: thought of it, which he did, but if you're that.
Speaker 1: Drunk, you know, maybe who knows.
Speaker 4: So he's like, well, I'll just deal with it later, right,
Speaker 4: And then somebody would say that was my joke, and
Speaker 4: he'd be like what, I'll what do you want? I'll
Speaker 4: give you two hundred.
Speaker 1: Dollars, right. He was really nice about it.
Speaker 4: But also there's a world in which he did have
Speaker 4: to do it right so much that he was like
Speaker 4: known for it.
Speaker 3: Okay, but what jokes was he He didn't even do
Speaker 3: jokes really, no, So maybe it was just like a line.
Speaker 3: I don't know, because I used to listen to his
Speaker 3: comedy albums and he was very funny, like his standard yeah,
Speaker 3: super funny. Can I can. I okay, I was saving
Speaker 3: this for board. So since we're doing it, can I
Speaker 3: change the subject and tell you about something? Yeah, but
Speaker 3: I found Okay, this is kind of dumb. But let's
Speaker 3: see it's it's an article. It's basically about this. I'm
Speaker 3: not really changing topics. It says Sally Field. I guess she.
Speaker 3: I guess she must have a new memoir out, because
Speaker 3: there's some stuff in here. Oh yeah, my work, my job.
Speaker 4: We've been doing a bunch of Sally Field stories about
Speaker 4: so this was about People magazine.
Speaker 3: Well this is a well there, I have a Sally
Speaker 3: Field thing about Burt Reynolds, and I also have a
Speaker 3: Sally Field thing that says she didn't find Robin William's
Speaker 3: very funny when they made missus doubtfire.
Speaker 4: That was literally one of our articles that I'm looking
Speaker 4: at right now. Sallyfield recalls Robin Williams trying and failing
Speaker 4: to make her laugh.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I've got to say that this makes her
Speaker 3: look bad. I'm going to just read you a little Yes,
Speaker 3: it really does, because and I'm going to tell you why,
Speaker 3: and not that we would think that Robin Williams doing
Speaker 3: a bunch of bits while making Missus Doubtfire would make
Speaker 3: us laugh. But there's kind of a twist at the
Speaker 3: end that makes you not like her. So it says
Speaker 3: she's got this confession and basically, oh. She was on
Speaker 3: The Late Show with Stephen Colbert and she revealed that
Speaker 3: while nearly everyone around her was laughing at William's NonStop
Speaker 3: antics while on the set of Missus Doubtfire, she remained
Speaker 3: completely stonefaced, much to the Late comedians frustration. And then
Speaker 3: it's quote because I would never laugh ever, she told Colbert,
Speaker 3: and everybody else was laughing and carrying on. First of all,
Speaker 3: I don't like her use of carrying on. It sounds
Speaker 3: like she's like, oh, Grandma, Like I wish everybody would
Speaker 3: stop carrying on. It's like, why would you be unhappy
Speaker 3: that you're having fun on a comedy set, Like people
Speaker 3: are enjoying Robin Williams being funny, and you're like, uh,
Speaker 3: these people are carrying on anyway, it says. Her refusal
Speaker 3: to break character during scenes eventually became something of a
Speaker 3: challenge for Williams, who was known for improvising constantly and
Speaker 3: trying to make his co stars crack. It drove him mad. Actually,
Speaker 3: she recalled of Williams not being able to get her
Speaker 3: to laugh. She added, it wasn't funny. It just wasn't funny.
Speaker 3: Now you could say that like, Okay, he's not for everyone, right,
Speaker 3: But when we get to the bottom of this article,
Speaker 3: it says so. Speaking to Colbert, she explained that while
Speaker 3: Williams attempt to make her laugh behind the scenes simply
Speaker 3: didn't land, other cast members did manage to get her
Speaker 3: to crack. Robin was always trying something different to make
Speaker 3: me laugh. It was so so unfunny. I can't begin
Speaker 3: to tell you, she said. And then Pierce, so this
Speaker 3: is Pierce Brosnan. Wonderful Pierce Brosnan. We were sitting at
Speaker 3: a table at the restaurant and he made a fart
Speaker 3: noise on his arm and I was gone, that was it.
Speaker 1: My god, she just doesn't get it. She's not. Fuck
Speaker 1: that's crazy.
Speaker 3: I mean what.
Speaker 1: It makes me so sad.
Speaker 4: But let me remind you that Sally Field, who we
Speaker 4: love by the way, she is adorable. We're not going
Speaker 4: to like go too hard on her because she's still
Speaker 4: kind of she's.
Speaker 3: Just not so.
Speaker 1: She's someone that would work in hr you know, like we.
Speaker 4: Wouldn't be friends, right, Chriscross applesauce person, and that's fine,
Speaker 4: but don't forget that when she didn't have the part
Speaker 4: of Mary Todd Lincoln, which she played ridiculously in the
Speaker 4: terrible movie Lincoln.
Speaker 1: She had to fight so.
Speaker 4: Hard for the role and she, like Spielberg was like,
Speaker 4: I don't think you're right for the role, and she
Speaker 4: like showed up in fucking costume and shit, she was
Speaker 4: one of those oh like yeah, and then like falling
Speaker 4: to the ground to show like that she could.
Speaker 1: Like that's part of Oh Mary, which is the best
Speaker 1: play I've ever seen, as part.
Speaker 4: Of what that was, you know, kind of, I mean,
Speaker 4: that's not what it's about, but kinda it's about Sally Field.
Speaker 1: It's not at all about Sally Field.
Speaker 4: It's a really it's like a fan fiction of what
Speaker 4: really went down in that Lincoln, you know, with Lincoln Mary.
Speaker 4: But it's also played Mary Todd has played so absurdly
Speaker 4: over the top, which is no different than she than
Speaker 4: Sally Field played her right right, right, she's right drill
Speaker 4: like absolutely insane, and maybe she was insane, but I
Speaker 4: mean we don't really know because we don't have videos
Speaker 4: of her, you know, so I do.
Speaker 1: But yeah, oh yeah, well.
Speaker 4: You naked babe, like fucking crazy ass shit. Okay, that
Speaker 4: movie is so fucking bad. I'm sorry I have to
Speaker 4: say it. I had to say it.
Speaker 3: Well you are allowed to say it. I mean you're
Speaker 3: a film critic. Well I'm just a critic.
Speaker 1: But yeah, well what.
Speaker 3: Do you I mean?
Speaker 1: Isn't Chip told me and I told you last week?
Speaker 4: The Chip said, He's like, I'm this school to is
Speaker 4: Ebert And I was like, what do you mean, because
Speaker 4: I'm thin. He's like, no, he said, because ciscool, you
Speaker 4: know Ciskel and Ebert. He's like Ciskel kind of hated
Speaker 4: everything like you do. But when he loved something, he
Speaker 4: loved it so much, so much, and that's how kind
Speaker 4: of I am. Whereas Ebert, like Chip kind of is
Speaker 4: just like, well, it's the movies, you know. I mean,
Speaker 4: it's a flying saucer and a you know, stupid like
Speaker 4: fucking like fun Star Wars.
Speaker 1: And it's fun.
Speaker 4: It's movies magic, right, So he was a little bit
Speaker 4: more positive, whereas and they, you know, they hated each other,
Speaker 4: fought all the time, did they?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you can look it up very easily.
Speaker 4: There's clips of them when they thought the camera was off,
Speaker 4: I mean like hated.
Speaker 1: They were so mean to each other. Well, who is
Speaker 1: it for a long time bigger asshole? I I couldn't
Speaker 1: tell him. Probably school.
Speaker 4: Oh really you no, look it up. I'll send you
Speaker 4: some video. In fact, you know what, we're a show.
Speaker 4: That show has stuff. I'll just play it for you.
Speaker 4: Keep telling me about Sally Field and I'll find I'll
Speaker 4: find a good one.
Speaker 3: Okay. Well, the other thing about Sally Field is that
Speaker 3: apparently did you know and I didn't know this, but
Speaker 3: I feel like everybody probably knows this. But did you
Speaker 3: know that Burt Reynolds was like abusive?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 3: Oh I didn't know that. I just think he's like
Speaker 3: like a friendly guy with like a muscle, big mustache.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, you're thinking of Tom Selleck. Oh I
Speaker 4: am fret. Just maybe he was charming though he would
Speaker 4: chew that gum. He had that gum chew thing going.
Speaker 4: He was so he was like the bad boy that
Speaker 4: you couldn't help but love. It's like you with Charlie Sheen.
Speaker 4: He was there, Charlie Sheen, like he had that thing.
Speaker 3: He did.
Speaker 1: He was just smooth.
Speaker 3: But yeah, right, right, Well so you know she's come
Speaker 3: out about that too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got.
Speaker 3: I feel like she must have something out. She does
Speaker 3: have a book. I'm almost okay, okay, because it says
Speaker 3: Sally Field remembers how Norma Ray was the beginning of
Speaker 3: the end of her relationship with Burt Reynolds. And then
Speaker 3: he threw the script at me. Did you know this story?
Speaker 3: And I have found up on this if you want.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, let's do sound up and then I'll play
Speaker 1: you siscool Ebert.
Speaker 3: Okay, we got. This is long, but you just tell
Speaker 3: me when you want me to stop playing it, and
Speaker 3: I will. Okay, here we go.
Speaker 5: It was a very complicated relationship.
Speaker 6: There were parts of Bert that were so wonderful and lovable,
Speaker 6: and then there were parts that were really frightening.
Speaker 5: And he was very much like my stepfather.
Speaker 6: It doesn't mean that there wasn't a part of me
Speaker 6: that loved Bert to pieces, But then I loved my
Speaker 6: stepfather too. That's the complication of what loving a very
Speaker 6: complicated person is, especially when you're a child. Because my
Speaker 6: stepfather was both wonderful and evil, so he taught me
Speaker 6: that love is wonderful and dangerous. So was me exercising
Speaker 6: my stepfather out of my brain because I eventually could
Speaker 6: stand up to Bert and I could eventually walk away.
Speaker 5: Because Bert wanted to control my work.
Speaker 6: He could hurt me, he could, you know, humuliate me,
Speaker 6: but don't mess with my work, because it meant more
Speaker 6: to me than work. It was my language with myself
Speaker 6: and it had always been that, so it was it
Speaker 6: was the beginning of me pulling away when he didn't
Speaker 6: want me to do normal. Ray you know, called her
Speaker 6: a whore because she had some sexual past, and he
Speaker 6: threw he threw the script at me because I was
Speaker 6: standing up. He said, boy, you are really letting You're
Speaker 6: letting this get the better of you.
Speaker 5: And I said, this is the better of me.
Speaker 6: And I went and I did meet with Marty, I
Speaker 6: did the film. But it was the beginning of me
Speaker 6: finding my legs. And I really think the roles that
Speaker 6: I was that I've been lucky enough to have where
Speaker 6: I got to do the work that I know how
Speaker 6: to do, that I took a long time to know
Speaker 6: how to do. That I'm still learning how to do.
Speaker 6: They changed me, They affected me, They changed who I am,
Speaker 6: and being norma at that time.
Speaker 5: Was exactly what I needed.
Speaker 6: Because to learn how to stand in her shoes.
Speaker 5: I could feel my own legs.
Speaker 6: I could feel my body getting stronger because I was
Speaker 6: having too.
Speaker 3: You could tray, Okay, what if we just played Sealifa
Speaker 3: every show?
Speaker 1: We just played forty minutes of.
Speaker 3: It was two minutes. Yeah, it was a little long,
Speaker 3: but I was. She was getting to the part where
Speaker 3: she left Burt Reynolds. Oh do you want to keep
Speaker 3: going with this?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 3: No, you get it. She left him.
Speaker 1: I get.
Speaker 4: I was just I think it's great, and I do
Speaker 4: like her. I mean she I'm reading the thing about
Speaker 4: in backs stage where the Spielberg thing that I was
Speaker 4: talking about, and I guess Spielberg.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 4: Liam Neeson was supposed to play Lincoln. I love those
Speaker 4: kind of stories. And he dropped out to do Battleship,
Speaker 4: to do like an action film. He's like, I don't
Speaker 4: want to do this Spielberg Lincoln thing. He knew it
Speaker 4: was bad. Do you know how bad it would have
Speaker 4: to be for Liam Neeson to go now, I'm not
Speaker 4: doing this. So then he got Daniel da Lewis, who
Speaker 4: was just I know everyone loves him, but I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: It was a lot. Remember how he.
Speaker 4: Chose to do Lincoln. It was like, because he did
Speaker 4: these interviews, and he's like, I read that Lincoln's voice
Speaker 4: was very high. A lot of people don't know that,
Speaker 4: but very high voice.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, based on what, yeah, And if a
Speaker 3: lot of people don't know that, then why do you
Speaker 3: have to stay true to something that's just going to
Speaker 3: make it weird?
Speaker 1: Exactly? Also, I doubt it.
Speaker 4: Usually people that are that tall do not have high
Speaker 4: Like it doesn't even make sense what he said, but whatever, Okay.
Speaker 4: So Daniel da Lewis was in now and so Stephen,
Speaker 4: according to Sally, was like, I saw you with Liam,
Speaker 4: but I don't see you with Daniel.
Speaker 1: No, I just don't.
Speaker 4: So Stephen's like, I won't look I'll be fat. I'll
Speaker 4: wear a fat suit. And he's like, listen, the lighting
Speaker 4: is gonna be harsh and they're not gonna do prosthetics.
Speaker 4: And she said, I don't care what I look like.
Speaker 4: I only care that I will be Mary. It is me, Stephen,
Speaker 4: I won't let you walk away. Have to test me.
Speaker 1: Oh no, she did it and it was a mistake.
Speaker 4: Steven Spielberg is usually right, although not always, but this
Speaker 4: was just all kinds of wrong to me. Maybe I
Speaker 4: need to watch it, did John like Lincoln. See, I'm
Speaker 4: being very siscle because I just hated it so much.
Speaker 3: I don't know, but I mean I think I trust
Speaker 3: your opinion on it. I was gonna always agree interrupt
Speaker 3: her and go oh abe, but then.
Speaker 1: I oh wrong, I'm gonna play you. I'm gonna play you,
Speaker 1: yes please, I'm gonna play a ciscicol neighbor. Okay, So
Speaker 1: these are well, you know what, I don't know if
Speaker 1: you'll hear this because.
Speaker 3: Because what is there music?
Speaker 1: You know, this is a bad one.
Speaker 4: There's too much like there's too much what you might
Speaker 4: call it background, and I call it. Yeah, like they
Speaker 4: fought a lot, so finely want.
Speaker 3: Me to pause. Oh they're they're arguing about Eddie Murphy raw. Okay,
Speaker 3: not hearing anything very funny.
Speaker 1: Agree gee Rogers right, it should be cleaned. I'm not
Speaker 1: playing to the audience, but I'm not saying it should
Speaker 1: be cleaned.
Speaker 4: Iguage, Okay, this is not it because this is when
Speaker 4: they're just talking. There's like outtakes where they're actually literally
Speaker 4: like say your line and like one of them will
Speaker 4: flob a line.
Speaker 1: And now there's like, we're gonna be your all fucking day.
Speaker 2: Roger, Oh my god, you're lying. And then he said,
Speaker 2: I'm trying to say a Jeane, shut the fuck up,
Speaker 2: and it's seriously. And then then they'll go to do
Speaker 2: the thing and they'll be like, Hi, I'm s and
Speaker 2: I'm mean Bert and we're here with the.
Speaker 1: Movie tags or whatever. Shut up, God damn it. Like
Speaker 1: it's crazy, Oh my god.
Speaker 4: And it's both of them a little they're seething. I
Speaker 4: would say Gene is seething a little more than Roger.
Speaker 4: But I think they were both difficult. You know, they're
Speaker 4: just like nerdy. They just nerdy film dudes. Yeah, but
Speaker 4: they were. I mean, they just worked together too long
Speaker 4: and they just didn't they didn't agree. But isn't that
Speaker 4: weird that we like sought that out. Yes, Oh, let's
Speaker 4: sit down and watch these people yell at each other.
Speaker 3: Yes, okay, I have one thing to tell you and
Speaker 3: then we can we can go. But I feel like
Speaker 3: you're gonna be interested in this, this last little tidbit
Speaker 3: I have for you. I'm closing some little things that
Speaker 3: I had open and let me find this story. H Okay,
Speaker 3: did you know that Betty Broderick, subject of my favorite
Speaker 3: ever Lifetime movie. We and we covered. We talked a
Speaker 3: lot about the one who killed her husband. Yes, Betty Broderick,
Speaker 3: she died oh no, yes, at seventy eight. And remember
Speaker 3: she's like a Craig Cray like. She was very crazy
Speaker 3: in prison, like yelled at people a lot, although she
Speaker 3: was supposedly well at the beginning. That's how that she
Speaker 3: was portrayed. But she apparently did some like nice things
Speaker 3: for people in prison. I mean Amanda Pete played her well.
Speaker 3: Remember that I really loved I think it was me. Yeah,
Speaker 3: we love Yeah, yeah, we did, we did, but she
Speaker 3: got a little drop for it, which I don't know
Speaker 3: where that is. You still have that where I was like,
Speaker 3: it's the Amanda Pete segment.
Speaker 1: You have it still?
Speaker 3: No, I don't have it anywhere. But we have to
Speaker 3: go find that, you know.
Speaker 1: We also we have a lot of things. Wait. I
Speaker 1: just want to circle back real quick before we go.
Speaker 1: I feel like we did not.
Speaker 4: I feel like you did not respond as big as
Speaker 4: I thought too that people ate mummies.
Speaker 3: No, I did.
Speaker 1: We move on too quickly?
Speaker 3: I mean how long? For how long did that go on?
Speaker 1: It went on? For a long time.
Speaker 4: I'm just going to google it again, and so this
Speaker 4: is going now I'm going to be like called into
Speaker 4: the FBA because now twice I've googled did people eat mummies?
Speaker 4: It comes right up, By the way, I didn't even
Speaker 4: have to the first time I googled it, I just
Speaker 4: wrote did people, and it came up eat mummies?
Speaker 1: Now, how how how would it know that? Because because
Speaker 1: did you well, because did.
Speaker 3: You already try to google it before?
Speaker 4: No, before the first time I googled it, I just
Speaker 4: wrote did people? And then it just came up eat mummies.
Speaker 4: You know what it probably is is that TikTok's going around.
Speaker 4: So probably a lot of people google the same thing.
Speaker 4: That's how the Google works, right, they don't know I
Speaker 4: google it?
Speaker 6: Do you?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: You don't, just say just right, did people? And then
Speaker 4: see what happens? Okay, did people? Hold on, okay, did people?
Speaker 4: And then if nothing, then saying no, you know what,
Speaker 4: it's oh number four eat mummies?
Speaker 1: Now, fucking what the fuck? This is not something that
Speaker 1: we should be good. This is insane.
Speaker 3: This is what I have. This is what I have.
Speaker 3: It said, did people? Okay? It's number four? Down? Number one?
Speaker 3: Is did people leave the cruise ship, did people die
Speaker 3: from hantavirus? Did people leave the haunt of virus cruise?
Speaker 3: And did people eat mummies?
Speaker 4: I mean, this isn't good that this is where we are.
Speaker 4: It's very telling. It not a good time. It's not
Speaker 4: a good time.
Speaker 3: You're in a very dark age. We really are.
Speaker 1: And you see the answer.
Speaker 4: From the Middle Ages through all the way through the
Speaker 4: seventeenth century, Europeans ate ground up Egyptian mummies.
Speaker 3: Oo. No, that's really really gross, I mean.
Speaker 4: And it's also it was a misunderstanding. It was just
Speaker 4: a big threes Company episode because it was a Persian
Speaker 4: they had something called mumeia m u m i A.
Speaker 4: That's not what that meant, and it meant something else,
Speaker 4: like something else that they ate for medicine. And so
Speaker 4: the Europeans are like, oh, I guess you mean mummies.
Speaker 4: You'd think somebody would just go just want to make
Speaker 4: sure before we go ahead and ground up these mummies
Speaker 4: and make sure that we're clear on what mumia means,
Speaker 4: because it just seems like that could mean a lot
Speaker 4: of things.
Speaker 1: No, no one did that.
Speaker 3: No, somebody was like, what else could it mean? Stop?
Speaker 1: I mean listen to this.
Speaker 4: In the Victorian era, which I thought was later than
Speaker 4: the seventeenth century, isn't thought the early nineteen hundreds, mummy
Speaker 4: mania meant that they were not just eaten, but also
Speaker 4: used as fertilizer fuel and for creating artistic pigments. Now
Speaker 4: that though, makes more sense. If you've got a dead body,
Speaker 4: there's no point in just letting it be dead. If
Speaker 4: it can make fuel, let meke, you can use my
Speaker 4: body for fuel. But I don't want people eating it
Speaker 4: thinking it's gonna make them like not have cancer, you know,
Speaker 4: like I want it to be for real? Did they
Speaker 4: call it mummy mania too?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: Was that a thing?
Speaker 3: You know, like beetle mania?
Speaker 1: Another mummy mania?
Speaker 4: Oh what if we dug up like old songs that
Speaker 4: they had the similar They're like, oh my god, this
Speaker 4: is crazy. I guess everything old is new again because
Speaker 4: this is old. It says the demand was so high
Speaker 4: that thousands of Egyptian mummies were taken from tombs and
Speaker 4: sold in Europe, reducing the number of surviving mummies. Wow,
Speaker 4: this is a national geographic. That's pretty wild. Well, look,
Speaker 4: we've really come full circle today. Should we say hi
Speaker 4: to our mummy? Friends, let's do it. You know who
Speaker 4: has never, as far as I know, not eaten a
Speaker 4: mummy is Randy may Ames.
Speaker 1: Absolutely not. I do not think so.
Speaker 3: She wouldn't do it.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 4: I don't think Carolyn Bastian would eat a mummy or
Speaker 4: definitely not. Silvano, Jimetti, Sandra Green would for sure eat
Speaker 4: a mummy. Yeah, Clutt Rock would.
Speaker 1: I think Patrick Price on the phone would question, No, he.
Speaker 3: Would, he would definitely, okay, no questions asked, he would
Speaker 3: do it.
Speaker 4: Julie Turnbull would want to know if Lake was the
Speaker 4: mummy healthy. Same with Victoria Blake. I think Andrew Crawford, No,
Speaker 4: she wouldn't do it. Dick Frolicker probably the one who
Speaker 4: sold would sell the mummies if he was he was.
Speaker 3: A Mummy distributed distributor. Yes, he was in Mummy distribution,
Speaker 3: was too.
Speaker 1: Yeah he was.
Speaker 4: Krrie the guys Karrie Maller, Karen Johnson Watson and Joel
Speaker 4: Shaw would not eat the mummies. Use it for makeup,
Speaker 4: you know, might use it like she might ground it
Speaker 4: up and use it for like really pretty blush.
Speaker 3: Kate Didnata would dress the mummies in really cute outfits.
Speaker 4: John Price, I don't know what he would do. I'll
Speaker 4: ask him. I can text him myself and ask him
Speaker 4: do it.
Speaker 3: I will listen. I think other than me talking about
Speaker 3: domestic violence, I think this show went better than we
Speaker 3: even thought it was going to.
Speaker 4: I just thought of a song tan on a Son
Speaker 4: because you said I said straight up right or you
Speaker 4: said straight up straight up?
Speaker 1: Now tell me?
Speaker 3: Would you eat him? Moumy forever? Oh no, I'm not
Speaker 3: so is better or.
Speaker 1: Just another manic mummy?
Speaker 3: I like that one better?
Speaker 1: Okay that that kind of flows.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that's the name of this episode. Just
Speaker 3: another manic mummy? Write it down.
Speaker 1: Why are we not more famous? Why are there so
Speaker 1: many podcasts that sucks so much that people listen to you.
Speaker 1: I'm not even joking. This is just stupid.
Speaker 3: Bob loves that. Bob are you into that? Are you
Speaker 3: stuck into that?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, hold on, Bob. Okay you guys, I
Speaker 1: love you.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, we love you, We thank you, thank you,
Speaker 3: we are sorry, We are sorry today. Goodbye bye,