Speaker 1: She's not fan girling over the dude from One Tree Hill.
Speaker 2: No, and that guy's not on this show. But she
has fangirled over that lady who's all wrapped up in
that all love brings us closer with Justin Guarini lawsuit,
you know that one. No, what's her name?
Speaker 1: No, fucking Ryan Reynold's wife, Blake Lively, Blake Lively, She's
rubbed elbows with her.
Speaker 2: Blake Live is a bigger celebrity than any of these guys.
Oh yeah, okay, so she may not met the Obamas,
but she definitely met Blake Lively, and that's a big deal.
Speaker 1: It wouldn't be funny if she looks at Steve from
One Tree Hill, though, it's like, oh my god, I
am fan girling over you.
Speaker 3: You're on I know, Machia grandets.
Speaker 1: Hi Lo.
Speaker 2: Welcome to another brand spag new episode of the I
was gonna say the Patroon exclusive, No, this is free,
this is bad TV, and we were breaking down episodes
two and three.
Speaker 1: That's right, of.
Speaker 2: I can't believe we didn't say it in the first episode.
Speaker 1: I think we did.
Speaker 2: That one's unbelievable. So, uh, it is season four of
our favorite reality television show I Am Dylan.
Speaker 1: That is Pap great to be here.
Speaker 2: Ruby is not joining us today. She has not seen
these incredibly entertaining episodes. Pat, why don't we go tandem?
Two and three? Comba together? Shoulder taps hit me?
Speaker 1: Okay, I will say my heart was pounding during this
first roundtable and that's what this show does to you.
Oh yeah, who are they going to banish? I I
was kind of shocked who they banished because at this
point we did not know who the secret trader was.
And I've always wondered when they cut to the trader,
who's like signing the papers the documents, who I was
sure had to be a guy because no one's no
female's penmanship? Is that horrific? Because I mean.
Speaker 2: That was how my friends and I wrote in the
seventh grade.
Speaker 1: Oh I hope you weren't writing like that. That. That
was a blind kid that had gotten hit in the
head with a rock and they asked him to write
his name.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're saying concust and unable to see.
Speaker 1: That's right, right. I couldn't believe it. It was disgusting,
spoiling alert. It was a female that wrote that?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Oh my god, that was probably Arthrid of Hans
fair enough.
Speaker 1: Well, anyway, the first roundtable, I could not believe we
can talk about who they got. Yeah, Portia, my god,
she was not good at this all.
Speaker 2: No, no, one of the worst we've seen. Yeah, yeah,
one of the worst we've seen. And you know, we
like to mention the kind of hallmarks and customs throughout
traders seasons, stating the obvious dumb clues and the bad
pronoun use pronoun use is. It's a hot button issue
in our culture, and it's a hot button problem for Portia.
Speaker 1: She did it four times.
Speaker 2: I killed him. We killed him. I'm a trader. You
can't say that.
Speaker 1: You can't do that. You can't do that, you know what.
To be fair to Ron, who I love, he's like
a cuddly little bear.
Speaker 2: I love Ron.
Speaker 1: I can't believe they made him sit in that cage
that long and he was completely fy the way. I
know he's alone, but don't treat him like he's the
fat kid that didn't get picked to be on the basketball.
I mean he was picky, Oh my god, he was
picky from that island.
Speaker 2: You know, he was cast out to a leper's island.
All on his own, and you know what, you know
what I'd like to say about Ron. He was resigned
to his fate, but was not resigned cowardly. William Wallace
was drawn and quartered, gored with his intestines ripped out bravely.
You know, just because you lose doesn't mean you have
to cower. And Ron Funches did not count.
Speaker 1: And he said, well all right. At the end of
the movie, The brave Heart, dude, what was his name,
William Wallace? William Wallace, you don't never take my freedom?
His arms pulled out Ron Funches. At the tail end
of three, when all the traders are staring at the trees,
he says it was one of the most I'm compelling you.
I'm come for you.
Speaker 2: You better kill me because I'm a hoto. That's when
I get back in the house. I love Ron Funches.
I'm sorry if that's racist, that impression, but I just
I'm a big fan.
Speaker 1: Laughed a little. Yeah, because I don't think you're gonna
hurt anybody. I'll kick you over.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know he couldn't hurt a fly.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, too fast. Also, I am so impressed by
that nobody rob, that trader, that came out of nowhere
from Long Island, no idea who he is, but God,
if Patty was playing the game, if you want to
know how Paddy would play the game if he was
chosen as a trader, which I don't want to be
a trader if I get cast, I want to be
a faithful I don't want to be a trader. But
if I was a trader, I played exactly how Rob is.
You're going to get cast, you think, so? Yeah, you
know I said this. I have a casting agent following me.
They want me on the show.
Speaker 2: We'll see. Just you have to do the interview process
exactly the opposite of the way you want to do.
Speaker 3: Well.
Speaker 1: I'll say this if you're listening to this podcast Traders
casting people, I don't want to have to go through
the application. I don't want to have to Just we'll
do a phone call and you got me. I'll do it, Okay, Yeah, seriously,
that's it. I don't want to have to go through
this whole rig role.
Speaker 2: No, no, I know it's insane.
Speaker 1: I'm not flying anywhere. I'll do one video.
Speaker 2: Do not ask him to write a paragraph on himself
for really anything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, don't ask me why I think right, right, right,
I don't think anything.
Speaker 2: Just call him, endure his pitches on why you suck
at your job and how to make the show better
for what do you say? Six to seven minutes, probably,
and then just cast him. It'll be the best choice
you ever made.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and don't definitely, I don't want to be a trader. Okay,
let me wrap up my shoulder.
Speaker 2: We could start a hashtag patty for trader. No application,
just calls one call no trader, only faithful. There you go, yeah, okay,
and shoulder taps for this episode. Okay, I apologize, I'm
so bad at hashtags.
Speaker 1: Okay. I want to give production some real credit here.
Obviously you got to. I don't know how much they
talk with mister Cummings about who he's going to tap
the shoulder.
Speaker 2: You're talking about host of the show that's coming.
Speaker 1: Yes, right, yeah? Or does he get the choice? Oh no, no,
it's it's thought about, right, yeah, Okay, Tony.
Speaker 2: Gilroy or whatever, fetcat producer sitting.
Speaker 1: Back there, pick miss Kelsey, wonderful old cookie making grandma
who just kept saying over and over and over and over,
I'm just fangirling. Ugh, I want to say.
Speaker 2: This drives me nuts.
Speaker 1: There's something she must have been really bad.
Speaker 2: I have real animosity towards that old lady hold On.
Speaker 1: There must have been something that they weren't showing us
as viewers that she was really bad at this, because
almost instantaneously there was a real movement to get her.
Speaker 2: She was spooped. And can I say I think it
was a bad choice. I think it was two on
the nose, and we debated this last episode. I think
that the Traders make these very very obvious gaffs sometimes
being the production where you just go you go too big,
you go too loud. I mean, she is such an
obvious candidate for Trader that she was da.
Speaker 1: Really now if I was a producer. Although I did
love the choice, I'm going against you because it was
such a shock to me. It was such a shock
to me, but it could have been editing, and the
people on the ground were clearly seeing something I wasn't.
Speaker 2: You know, would have been a great secret Trader, Kristen, No,
she would have too. Yes, Johnny Ware, the skater Johnny Ware.
Speaker 1: I'm not convinced of that because him and that other
skater are so convinced that they're keeping there.
Speaker 2: It's a good point their fellow cast mid I think
Johnny Ware having to whether the friendship of Lipniki could
have been fascinating Bump and Kelsey was too obvious. Hmm,
dead horse.
Speaker 1: Guys. Let me know in the comments if you think
think that the cast clearly saw something that they were
not allowing us to see, an etting that she was
totally bad at this How many shoulders fourteen?
Speaker 2: I give it fifty seven.
Speaker 1: I thought it was amazing, That's what I meant to say.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought it was really really good. The challenges
were fun, Jam Jam and Michael Rappaport going at it
was such a blast. And Michael Rappaport continues to be
so fucking horrible at this game. I mean, you know,
I'll fucking tell you right now on my mother's fucking
grave in Brooklyn, somewhere under a fucking bridge with a
homeless guy pissing next to it. Jam Jams a trader.
Dolores is a trader. No, they're not all right, let's
get into it. Ian Mark, Eric and or Rob are
up for elimination. Rob says the first person they named
had to go, and they're dead, and that they're going
to be playing blackjack with Jesus and another I like
that line.
Speaker 1: I might use it.
Speaker 2: Playing blackjack with Jesus.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm always saying roll the seven, yeah, yeah, playing
jack blackjack?
Speaker 2: Yeah, but Jesus hated usury, so I'm not really sure.
And I don't know if blackjack's usury. But uh, but
I don't think he'd be a fan.
Speaker 1: Well Jesus hated gambling.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh you said, so we agree on our first name.
Speaker 1: Be like, uh, well he's uh, he's up there mixing
it up with prostitutes with Jesus.
Speaker 2: I was gonna, yeah, he's at a strip club with Jesus.
And Jesus is not a good tipper. He's very he's
obsessed with himself. He's like, I'm Jesus, I don't need
to tip you.
Speaker 1: Also, like, if you're hanging with him, you're like, dude,
you just threw a dollar bill at her head.
Speaker 2: Right right? And also you smell Jesus had to smell.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And then one time we were at a club.
He's kind of a dick. He turned me. He's like
that stripper is so ugly, she should be holding a mop.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: I was like, you're on a line Jesus.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, how did you start this movement? You're so
obviously such a rotten guy. And I want to apologize
to all of the devout Christians listening. While I do
think that really all the religions can dip into dogma
a little bit too much, I do think that Jesus
was a very unique and beautiful human being. And dare
I say spirit because she's God? Right, But yeah, rotten Tipper.
So we agree on our first name. When we get
to our first breakfast Lisa fucking Rennick, Rena iconically knocks
on the first breakfast door, Renna, Renna. We're not gonna Rena.
I barely remember that you did that.
Speaker 1: I I'm generally rooting for traders. I I can't wait
for her to be killed, banished, or whatever else.
Speaker 2: He's gonna be.
Speaker 1: Oh she's horrible.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, all right. So we recap the Michael Rapaport
of it all. He and Candas are going about this
game the completely wrong way. I think Rapaport and Candace
have both. I think Rapaport and Candas have next to
zero chance of winning this game. The producers gave the
gang a powerful opportunity at breakfast to sniff candas out here.
Porsia comes in next to discuss the kituation while Candace
is not in the room, and she doesn't bite. And
this is where I'm talking about. Everything is curated and
tailored down to the order of people entering breakfast. The
producers have a lot of work on their hands because
if you have a day's worth of a narrative, the
order of the people that come into breakfast is super important.
Right now, they have an opportunity to know information about
Canvas while she's not there.
Speaker 1: That you're bringing that up, I've never thought about that,
you know, as you're bringing that up. One of the
weakest points of Porsche here and why she's a horrible player.
You know for a fact that Candace said that when
you're sitting in that car, the power that you have
knowing that is clearly something is off.
Speaker 2: And if you don't want to bring it up in
front of Candace, that's fine. I get it. She's really
good at arguing and stating her case.
Speaker 1: But she Portia is too. Have you seen her on
the show?
Speaker 2: No? Not really?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I mean her only like her only
Miss Q was. It was about six seasons back they
visited a place in Georgia, and she thought the underground
railroad actually had a train in a railroad. A lot
of people made a lot of fodder on of that.
But she's come a long way any way, she argues, great,
and she should have really gotten combative and made the
case against Candace.
Speaker 2: I think so too, but she did not, and that
is why she's horrible at this game and will be
going home now. Derinda madam Bluestone man or herself returns
I'm here, and she has her moment.
Speaker 1: I did it nice.
Speaker 2: I want to see drenda good blackout. It's one of
my favorite things.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: I mean, can you imagine Derenda blackout after a challenge
or something like that at night, just walking around telling people.
Speaker 1: I wish Ruby was here, because thank you're a fucking trader.
Speaker 2: Everybody knows you're a fucking trader.
Speaker 1: I don't like you. Yeah. But the greatest footage and
why they need to bring back RONI because only all
of us could laugh at a at a at a
ceremony to honor someone of sexual abuse, where three of
the housewives and Ruby has done a great job of covering,
where the three housewives getting an argument in front of
the girl that had unfortunately.
Speaker 2: Her name is and get in the comments, let us know,
and I apologize for this, but it's like it's like
Braylan or the and they're fighting over It's just we
need to bring it back there. We're all drunk, all right.
Jam Jam was super happy that that Rob is here.
He's he's summarily sent up, but in this moment, jam
Jam is really happy that Rob C, a fellow survivor,
a fellow podcaster, is here. I think that he plays
the game a little bit too paranoid. You can see
Rob C from the get go second guessing people, second
guessing his second guessing survivor.
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, that is okay. I agree with you one
hundred percent. He should know better than to call out
Candace later. I think it's the next episode about killing
playing sight, like, dude, keep it close to the vest,
what do you do here?
Speaker 2: Keeps it fairly close to this. He only tells Tiffany, but.
Speaker 1: He confronts Candace at some point.
Speaker 2: I don't think about that. But he's just he's overall
too squirrely. He's just way too squarely. It's a nervous game.
It's a nerve wrecking game, but Ian is the one
that they choose to eliminate. Tiffany speaks on his behalf
big no, no, no toasts if you want to win
this game, No toasts, especially early on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was killed because he's too good, and that
will be a running theme at least for these He's
a little guy guy, squirrelly little guy. But I think
that sometimes it really is a thorn in your side
when you've won Survivor or Big Brother or whatever to
come in here, because naturally they're like, oh, well, we
obviously that person's good. You should come in off some
dumb reality show that no one's ever heard of, because
you're underestimated.
Speaker 2: Tom Sandoval made it so far.
Speaker 1: He did and he shouldn't have.
Speaker 2: All right, So Colton is confused.
Speaker 1: About well, he's getting suspicious about Tiffany making the big
deal out of Ian's exit, which is a dumb clue.
Speaker 2: And uh, that's a dumb clue. Culton. I would say
that she's a good woman and wouldn't drag America on
along with a heterosexual quest for love when you're you're gay, man,
She wouldn't do anytimes three three times, So we say
goodbye to Ian, and Tiffany states the obvious someone here
as a trader. Wow, now we break and starts to
put feet in mouths. Porsche begins to claim uh to
kill everyone, and they begin to catch wind that perhaps
Donna it's more than she theems to be now championship,
wants a shield and fuck everyone else. And you know,
he's one of these, like.
Speaker 1: He's one of these.
Speaker 2: Real charismatic sassy queens that like I think, off the rip,
you're like, okay, you're you're you're being pretty obnoxious and
you're being pretty ruthless and you're getting in you know,
it's just it's a lot, but he is. I think
the biggest benefit to Jim jam is going up against
Michael Rappaport, because in this game, to play a ruthlessly
selfish game outwardly, it's very very detrimental to your to
your hopes. You have to play it inwardly. Jam Jam
is just like I'm getting the shield, get off, you know,
all that stuff. But him going up against Michael Rappaport
paints him in such a heroic light. And I'm rooting
for jam Jam so goddamn hard. You wouldn't believe it
so mission.
Speaker 1: Actually, I have to say their chivalry is still alive
to go for that shield there, because at this point,
as pointed out multiple times, when you're going for the shield,
it means you might actually be a trader. It's all
over the place at this point. Early on, in earlier
seasons of the Trader, people maybe have not caught didn't
catch on to that. But at this point it's meaningless.
Why even go for the shield? It's I don't unless
your head is on the chopping block that night.
Speaker 2: Right, that's when I think you have to go for it,
if you feel the heat around the corner.
Speaker 1: Like Donna would have had to have gone for that.
And we've seen we've seen one person I think it
was Kate Season one of Australia get saved with a
shield because she was on the shopping block. Correct, she
ended up getting three more whatever, Ultimately she was taken out.
Speaker 2: You live to fight another day and distract the flock
of geese. So yeah, I agree, But the mission thrones
have to be carried back to the castle on the way.
I have gold bags and the person that sits on
the throne at the castle will be shielded. Now there
are two toc tokens that stops, that will rotate the thrones.
Now we get moving, the shields get switching. Two people
are very annoying about the shields, Colton and jam Jam
Stephen from Laguna Beach is starting.
Speaker 1: Too great on your Starbucks.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, so he says, I wouldn't want to take
it from a lady I was raised, right, My mom
would be upset with me, Steven. Nobody gives a fuck
about what your mom thinks about your play on the show. Okay,
please miss us with that. Jam Jam needs a shield
as well. We end with ten minutes left and Rapaport
is really really pissed off. Now do you remember who
gets the shields?
Speaker 1: Yeah it was Yam yam uh and Caroline And wasn't
Colton right? And Colton yep Rapaport, Yeah, I'm sorry, yeah, Colton,
Yams and Caroline.
Speaker 2: So we head inside and.
Speaker 1: I can't money exchange, thinks Donna is shady?
Speaker 2: Who has money exchange?
Speaker 1: That's from RuPaul's drag dragon.
Speaker 2: Oh oh okay, yeah money exchange?
Speaker 1: Oh sorry yeah, yeah yeah, sorry money Yeah. I think
Donna shady because she ain't given up the goods.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, oh I agree. So Ron unfortunately is
siding with Mama Kelsey and he needs to get away.
Even if she wasn't secret Trader. I think, you know,
just get away. It's too obvious. There's a wrinkle to
who the traders would target now because Donna seems like
she's a dead ringer for Secret Trader, so they can't
go after her. And Renna struggles with this quite a
bit in these deliberations in the turret and in the
banishment that there's heat on on Donna. So, as traders,
if you think that she might be an ally, do
you make the attempt to politic away from hold on
this thought process As I was thinking, it is so
dumb because you don't know who it is. That's what
I was gonna say.
Speaker 1: It's a mood point. Ignore it, ignore it, ignore it.
Whatever that serves yourself.
Speaker 2: That's it.
Speaker 1: But Redda really made it thing like I don't like
Harry fucking Hamlin, Like you don't know, so who gives
a shit? You idiots?
Speaker 2: It's the Lord's prayer? Or it's not the Lord's prayer?
What is it? It's the drunks prayer. Give me the
wisdom to kill the people I know are faithful and
not the other way around or something like that. Just
move on.
Speaker 1: Now. A lot of the group grapple and this was
a hilarious that he was taking place with Michael Rappaport.
They hate him, and he's playing this game so bad
that some of the gamers are like, is he playing
this so bad? He's actually diabolical and a genius at
this game.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Now that's what gravitates Tiffany towards him.
Speaker 1: Well, this was featured in the movie Molly's Game, which
is about that like hidden poker game. Sure, there was
a player that actually got everybody caught. His name was Brad.
He was so bad at poker. They called him Bad Brad,
very very genius nickname. Anyway, one night, he's so bad
that he just threw down a card that no one
would think he would any won like a million kajillion dollars.
He threw the whole table off. Yeah, and it just
spun every Anyway, Michael Rapabad Brad, bad Brat. He's throwing
a wrinkle into this game because they can't figure him out.
Speaker 2: Are we recording? We are okay, fantastic, So Portrait continues
to be an all time dumbass. She says, there's four traders.
I don't even think she's the secret trader at this point.
I think she's just terrible.
Speaker 1: Okay. I in my mind as I was watching this,
I was defending her.
Speaker 2: I was too, but with all the other things that
she's done, just take it easy.
Speaker 1: Fair enough. But I was like, we all watched the show.
I would have been like, when we watch the show,
how many traders are normally uh in the shop at.
Speaker 2: Banishment, that's when you can, yeah, make that case.
Speaker 1: By the way, she did not make that case.
Speaker 2: No, we get to our first banishment of the season.
It's a crowded table. No one's really talking until Natalie. Now,
Natalie pipes up.
Speaker 1: What do you think about Natalie?
Speaker 2: I don't know yet. She's fantastic on Survivor. I'm not
sure if she's doing a good job here.
Speaker 1: She is not going down a lot of good roads.
I can tell you that.
Speaker 2: Well, she went down the Donna road.
Speaker 1: She did fair enough.
Speaker 2: So Donna is targeted first. Welcome to the game, Donna.
She starts with the sob story. You know, I'm all
alone in this game. You know what?
Speaker 1: I take back what I just said. She is saying,
you're acting weird Donna. Yeah, I wish they would have
given us at least one scene where Donna's acting weird.
I think it us enough she was she I'm fangirling,
and as you pointed out, I think the previous episode,
you met the.
Speaker 2: Fucking Obamas, And I don't know if she did, but
the people that that she's been ripping lines off Jennifer
Lopez is huge. Exactly the people this woman has has,
you know, rubbed elbows with because of t Swift.
Speaker 1: And she's not fan girling over the dude from One Tree.
Speaker 2: Hell no, and that guy's not on this show, but
she has fangirled over that lady who's all wrapped up
in that all love brings us closer with Justin Guarini lawsuit,
you know that one. No, what's her name?
Speaker 1: No, fucking Ryan Reynold's wife, Blake Lively.
Speaker 2: Blake Lively. Oh, she's rubbed elbows with her. Blake Live
is a bigger celebrity than any of these guys. Oh yeah, Okay,
so she may not met the Obama's, but she definitely
met Blake Lively and that's a big deal.
Speaker 1: Oh, it wouldn't be funny if she looks at Steve
from One Tree Hill, though, it's like, oh my god,
I am fangirling over you.
Speaker 3: You're on I know, Machia Grande.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, dragon fruit, lemonade, hold the syrup. Oh
my god, it's Donna Steve. No, Donna's met Blake Lively,
She's met Michelle Obama, She's met she has to have
met Paul Rudd. Ice Spice ice, spice hell what.
Speaker 1: I can't wait to see that career flourish.
Speaker 2: So our first banishment goes like this. Donna starts. Then
Ron comes to her defense and a double edged sword
speaks up too early, but he does Candace's bidding. He
doubles down on the Porsha thing, and he runs interference
for Donna. Candace, I'm sure, is a little iffy on
Donna and like Rinna, thinking that she might be the
secret trader.
Speaker 1: So that why Candace did that?
Speaker 2: Well, I Candace is going for Porsche, and Ron diverts
the table back to Porsche.
Speaker 1: Okay, so that's where Porscha.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry really really quickly when you do that, and
you can never know that you're doing this. But the
reason why I say it's a double edged short is
because Rom functions is being too loud at the first
round table. I think you should probably say nothing at
the first round table. But what he does is he
accidentally he he slides into Candas's favor because he's going
he's he's marble mouth. He's helping her cause when you
help a trader's cause, traders keep you around. We've seen
it time and time again, Zach Efron's brother and Boston Rob.
You know, you stay by the trader's sides and they'll
string you along and then you can kill them.
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 2: Sorry that took an e turn.
Speaker 1: No no, no, okay, So this is what's fascinating about this.
So Portia is clearly not doing a good job here,
but Candace defend starts to defend her. It was so
weird she defends her, and I'm like trying to think
why she do that, except if she thinks she is
a trader now to defend I'm sorry that this was
my thought. Actually, Ron, had he knocked a trader out,
would have been the superhero of the night. And to
be fair to him, this wasn't a dumb clue. He
was actually hearing this was a great clue. And so
I well, it's not a great clue.
Speaker 2: It's bad pronouns, which is a dumb clue, but it's
all you have to go on. So contextually speaking, it's
a great clue because she said we, she said I,
and she said there are four traders. We know nothing.
I'm going with that. I can smell the truffle over
there somewhere.
Speaker 1: And she did a poor chob defending herself.
Speaker 2: So she did so. Michael Rapaport says, we killed Ian
in front of everyone at the table. You want to
talk about slipping up in front of witnesses. You slipped
up in front of everyone, and when he's called on it,
the this is where you're talking about the gamers. Actually,
just go, Michael, just do us for Just shut the
fuck up. Just don't fucking keep talking. Okay. As Ruby said,
the hinges are barely hanging out.
Speaker 1: Also wins the award for the most annoying player of
the day. Like you are distracting here. We're all trying
to talk and you're just taking this off the rails
to another direction.
Speaker 2: We eliminate portion. Unfortunately for Ron, you can't lead hunts
this early on that eliminate faithfuls. It's not a good idea.
We get a very convoluted elimination tonight, do you want
to take this? Well?
Speaker 1: So the reveal she's a faithful Now Ron has a
target on his back right fortunately, and uh, it's gonna
be Donna or Mike next because the way this works
is they got a ton of votes. So what's going
to happen? You think everyone just forgets this and it's
it's honestly, it's destiny is gonna be there because as
we know, we just move on to a continuation of
we don't go onto a mission.
Speaker 2: Yes, but before we get there, we have the killing
plane site.
Speaker 1: Site, which I love and I'm always wondering producers are
really risking all this production and ruining like.
Speaker 2: So nuts to me, that's such a good point.
Speaker 1: Okay, So imagine if someone walks in on Rob lighting
a card on fire in the fireplace. What happens? He
goes hey, and then they walk out and go I
just saw Rob. Right, So he's a trader, right exactly,
or God forbid, Candice and him are in there doing.
Speaker 2: It, or God forbid, he's not a trader. He's just
fucking certifiably insane. And we got to get rid of
him regardless.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I wanted to get rid of these records. Yeah,
so I'm a serial killer.
Speaker 2: It's unbelievable the risk that production takes with these games.
But the game is this. There's going to be a
deck or four cards of a shortlisted list. They're going
to be somewhere in this house. You have to find them.
You have to burn the person that you want to
eliminate in the fire of the breakfast room. Now, Candace,
she's just there's no way to say it. She's a bad, faithful,
bad trader, bad trader. I cannot believe the conga line.
Speaker 1: I would crazy, Like I'm gonna say, Rob is a
good observer of nonsense. But anybody with two eyes in
a fucking brain, yeah, would go, what is going on?
Speaker 2: A bell hop bun bum at seven eleven could have
sniffed this out. And he's not even a house. He's
not even now, he's not even on this.
Speaker 1: Why are you doing a conga? I've never seen you
do that?
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, so this is so it's just not
a deaf touch, Okay, it's a clubfoot attempt to try
to distract people, and surprisingly enough, it works. Now, a
good strategy is doled out by Snake Charmer who sits
down with Renna and plays chess. He names the pawns
or names the pieces, and they kind of as best
as they can, decide that they're going to eliminate Rob c.
Speaker 1: Can I say something. They did do a bad job.
When Tara Lipinski was observing them, right, I would have
been pawn your move, and they didn't there he was
teaching gree They clearly don't know how to play chess.
Speaker 2: Well, we get to episode three and we tell we
take to breakfast.
Speaker 1: Oh, by the way, so Rob pulls this off. He
he pulled all of this off. And thank god for
Candace because Rob was on tour. He did question Candace.
Speaker 2: They they got so lucky here because Candace didn't know
who they've been and it just so happened that they
picked the guy who like the bell hop bum thought
that there was some iffy about.
Speaker 1: One last note before we move on to episode three.
I wonder because this house has that closet which we'll
get into in the book room, which Tiffany and Michael
went into. So clearly this is the same house.
Speaker 2: Don't go in there if you're not a trader.
Speaker 1: If you're not a trader. Jn't going there. That raises
the suspicion dummies. Also, are these little picture frames always
going to be there? So as a cast player, will
you now open them on a regular basis to see
if there's anything in there?
Speaker 2: Well, Patty would do that because Patty's Patty's a lunatic.
But I don't. I don't think that normally they would.
Speaker 1: But let's take one minute so Patty can pee.
Speaker 2: Okay back from pp and we get more of Donna
playing the oh I'm just an old lady at breakfast,
and we get more of rap Report being the Tom
sanderbal of the season, and who departs this morning, Rob
c Now Candice raises a glass to Rob. Shut up.
You don't know Rob, you don't need to do this.
This is way too much, too soon.
Speaker 1: By the way, another kill because he was too good,
too good. You got cut good, too good.
Speaker 2: So that was just a quick song. The Rappaport and
Jim Jim feud starts to ramp up again, and Rappaport
wonders if traders can have shields and then says that
Jim Jim is full of doodoo. M Okay, now listen,
go ahead.
Speaker 1: Well, this is where Yam Yam gets a little ammunition
against Rapaport. He rapport claims to have been a fan
of this show, yet he doesn't know obvious details about
the show, which he'll use later.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's a bit of an idiot. Now Alan walks
in again, not thrilled with this outfit. Big bird doesn't work,
and I rarely say that about Alan's outfits. But Alan
could say, obviously it was done in plain sight, this murder,
which would put Candice in the minds of everyone. So
if Alan walks in and says last night there was
a murder and plain in sight, which he kind of
alludes to but doesn't say it out right, everyone goes
congo line was weird.
Speaker 1: Ah ah, nice detail deal, thanks, But he doesn't.
Speaker 2: So it's a fucking moot point. I shouldn't have brought
it up. Now we get a bit of a bombshell
banishment is happening now right now before the mission. Okay,
you have a big problem with this batti.
Speaker 1: Now, well, look, I love skipping a mission, or at
least pushing it off, but uh, and I love a
round table. But it did throw the game off because
it was less of a round table and more like
a continuation of the last.
Speaker 2: This show was set up to have Mama Kelsey make
it to at least fourth episode because they said, if
you get through the next banishment, you will meet the
Secret Trader, Right. This was predestined to have the end
of the third episode end with a cliffhanger, rob Renna
and Candace turning at a hooded figure, but alas it
does not go that way. We get to the banishment
and Donna just does not have the fucking chops man,
because we've seen this before with Checkout Chick. You can't
you can't just you can't just say I'm a faithful
and I'm so bashful and I'm such an old lady,
and you know, it's just you need to give us more.
Speaker 1: But dyl it's yeah, it's you're already in the hot
seat and you're fried. It's it's what took place the
whole time before this that she fucked up on which
producers you did not show us because I was I
didn't understand it as I'm watching it as if you were.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Now, Donna does put up a bit of a
fight before banishment. She tries to start politicking against Michael Rappaport,
which is a good target. But banishment comes and Ron
is under fire, defends himself very very well. He just says, listen,
she used bad pronouns. That's all we have to go
off of. Right now, I thought he did great at banishment.
Now Donna is next up and still fangirling, and she
deflects to Michael Rappaport, who delivers an incredible speech, and
that speech goes like this, despite my giant, fucking oblong
head and my horrible attitude, and that I spit on
you when I talk if you're too close, I'm the
hottest faithful that this show has ever had. And if
you want to eliminate me, you will eliminate the hottest
faithful this show has ever had. Again, if we're in
Tiffany's brain, it's just just shut up. Shut the fuck up, please,
God stop talking.
Speaker 1: I wonder if tiff is a little bit of a fangirl,
because she's the right age to have maybe liked some
Michael Rapaport films. Uh deep, Lucy, she might have been fourteen.
Speaker 2: Then I can't really name him. A few good Men?
Was he in a few Good Men? Ah?
Speaker 3: God?
Speaker 2: What? No?
Speaker 1: But he wasn't like the deported departed.
Speaker 2: I think was he in the department. I think he
was in the I don't know. You might have been
in the departed. Might have been uh yeah, bit player,
A funny guy. Uh kind of annoying. So Ritta brings
up the conflict in voting for the possible secret trader. Renna,
get that out of your head. You have no control
over that. Now we eliminate the great and powerful Donna Kelce.
She says, I know I'm the sacrificial lamb, but you
got yourself a trader. And here begins another time old
trader tradition, that being the bachelor offering getting heat and
starting to get people behind him. Now we saw this
with Pilot Pete. Zach Effron's brother wasn't a bachelor, but
he kind of slots into this role of handsome, soft
white guy who's going to be the white knight in
shining armor. Now, what invariably ends up happening I guess
that as Zach Conferen's brother is a bad example of this.
But what happened to Pete and what will surely happen
to Colton is the ego of being a leader quote
unquote a leader will get to them, they will get
too loud, they will fly way too close to the sun,
and they will be killed.
Speaker 1: That's right. Yeah, Colton will not survive this game, absolutely not.
Speaker 2: You know what might make it a while though, I
think episode Yeah, I bet.
Speaker 1: One of these dumb traders will recruit him to be
a trader.
Speaker 2: Please do not Alan kicks off the mission. There's an
odd number, so do not be the odd man out now.
Poor Funes, he's the odd man out right now, fucked
because he was paired with Donna.
Speaker 1: By the way, why not let him run and go
get those skulls himself and see if he can pull
it off. He's already doomed to be killed that night.
Why not give him a shot to stack those skulls.
Speaker 2: Allan's a glutton for punishment. Now, Mara from Love Island
is paired with Snake Charmer. I think she has the
hots for him, and I think he doesn't like foreigners
because she's fairly flirtation with him.
Speaker 1: He's good looking, he can make out what anybody wants.
Speaker 2: He's so alabamic robot. All right, so the mission is here, Pat,
can you break down?
Speaker 1: I can break it down. Yeah, the players. There's a
swamp out there. Two players, they got to be loyal
to each other. One is going to choose to get
in the cage. They don't have to do anything. But
the problem is if you don't stack those goddamn skulls
that you find in the swamp properly up to ten
in the time limit, you know with that chirn, that
person in the cage is up for murder. Yep, Okay,
So you're kind of taking a chance there. Now, if
you are Eric and you chose to pick who's that
skater guy?
Speaker 2: Eric picked a skater guy, Johnny talking about skateboard.
Speaker 1: Johnny waar is gonna go, I don't know, off on
a little uh, I guess a hike something where.
Speaker 2: Johnny Ware was doing, I don't know, a fucking tuck
everlasting in the forest or something by himself. He was
so bad to such a degree that it is kind
of unbelievable. And if I was Eric, I'd be really fucking.
Speaker 1: With He seemed nice about it, but I would have said, Johnny,
you belonging here too.
Speaker 2: You know what I would have done if he did
that to me, I would have campaigned against him as
a trader because I would have all I need.
Speaker 1: He was just intentionally, he was so bad.
Speaker 2: He did it intentionally to try to get a trader
out or a faithful out. I don't even care. You
were so bad and you fucked me. I'm gonna fuck you.
Speaker 1: You showed up a second before the clock ended and
did not put one skull on the thing. Other things, Yeah,
Maam is fucking hilarious and money duet he they she
fucking handsome as shit. I mean, the bone structure on
Monette duey, it's unbelievable, so envious. Look, Bob saves Mara's
life and once again we have a time old tradition
of the traders, and that is really referring to saving
a life or murder and prefacing it with the word literally.
I caught that.
Speaker 2: Okay. I love that. We do it all the time
on this show. It's one of my favorite things. Now,
who is in the cage is Eric, Ron, Lisa, Kristin
Dubai and one other.
Speaker 1: I think, uh, Eric Kristen, Ron, Caroline.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's it. Okay, they're going to be tied to
a tree and literally killed. Now here we go with
the Bachelor taking charge. Colton is on Tiffany.
Speaker 1: Uh huh.
Speaker 2: He is like a bats at hound on Tiffany. Now,
the thing about this is that he's completely fucking wrong
and he's high on his own supply.
Speaker 1: Now it's only because she was going to work with Michael. Okay,
dumb clue, dumb clue.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Now Tiffany is keeping Michael close and accuses jam
Jam of killing the gamers. And this is a good
this is a good little thing. But she's a gamer two.
So it's a little deflectory, deflective, and Colton picks up
on that. I don't care what you're saying to Lores.
I think it's you. Okay, So we end with a cliffhanger.
Who will the traders eliminate? Like we said, go ahead,
go ahead, and I'll come back there. Now you go wish
how was gone?
Speaker 1: I'll come back. I'll kill you. Yeah, we might want
to grab that as a clip sound effect. All right,
So let's make predictions here, dyl Okay, who do they kill?
Because you could kill Ron, but Ron's probably gonna be
taken out at banishment.
Speaker 2: I don't think they kill Ron. I think it's too obvious.
I think they kill Eric or Kristen. I think it's
going to be Eric.
Speaker 1: Hmm yeah, mark my words. Eric is another threat, right,
he's one of Oh no, that's oh he's a rando. Actually,
they joke, they're like, all these people are useless. It's
like literally flipping a cord.
Speaker 2: They're not gonna rock the boat. I think they're gonna
go with Eric.
Speaker 1: Let's throw a rock and see which it hits.
Speaker 2: All right, right, I mean listen, they might have been
going for Ron and that emboldened speech he gave tied
to that tree, maybe turn.
Speaker 1: Him around, all right, so you got to work backwards here.
They're not going to kill Ron because Ron is going
to be killed at banishment.
Speaker 2: He is a big chance of getting killed at banishment.
Speaker 1: All right. I think they're going to kill Caroline or Kristen.
Speaker 2: Thank you for listening. We've got two more episodes of
Bad TV, and the rest will be migrating flocking over
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we'll see you next week. I'm Dylan saying goodbye, pat
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