WEBVTT 1 00:00:21.399 --> 00:00:26.760 Welcome everyone to a very smooth episode of Jeff Jeff 2 00:00:26.760 --> 00:00:32.159 bizzar Adventure. To my left, I have the psychedelic Lucy James. 3 00:00:33.079 --> 00:00:36.079 We're goome to midnight drive here with Jeff Jeffs Bizarre Adventure. 4 00:00:36.119 --> 00:00:38.039 Thank you so much, John, it's great to be here. 5 00:00:39.679 --> 00:00:43.799 And to my right, I have the man known as 6 00:00:43.840 --> 00:00:45.880 the Funkatronic. It's Tomorrow's saying. 7 00:00:46.240 --> 00:00:51.840 Hello everyone, I am the Funkatronic. Goodbye. That's all. 8 00:00:51.840 --> 00:00:57.600 That's so and oh oh he's saying what we're all thinking. 9 00:00:57.799 --> 00:01:01.679 It's the pterodactyl Jeff beckl Art. 10 00:01:03.159 --> 00:01:06.879 Yeah, that's right, it's it's a pterodactyl. That's the pterodacyl talk. 11 00:01:07.120 --> 00:01:09.280 Nobody knows, no one's around, but I'll tell you what. 12 00:01:09.359 --> 00:01:13.480 It's sixty eight degrees light, winds out of the southwest, 13 00:01:13.920 --> 00:01:16.760 beautiful time for a drive home. Thanks for joining the. 14 00:01:16.959 --> 00:01:19.959 Or wait, what is Jeff and in the show? For it? 15 00:01:20.120 --> 00:01:21.200 For it? Two minutes in? 16 00:01:21.879 --> 00:01:23.159 Thanks for joining the Pterodactyl. 17 00:01:23.640 --> 00:01:26.359 We'll get back to Jeff just bizarre Adventure right after this. 18 00:01:26.519 --> 00:01:28.640 You could have done the Pterodactylus the Eye in the sky. 19 00:01:29.640 --> 00:01:33.920 Yeah, yeah, that's I really feel like, I really feel 20 00:01:33.959 --> 00:01:36.239 like I kind of I set you up with gold 21 00:01:36.599 --> 00:01:40.599 for that bit. I just feel like I got pteradact 22 00:01:41.079 --> 00:01:43.599 I just feel like I got nothing back. 23 00:01:45.439 --> 00:01:45.560 This. 24 00:01:45.599 --> 00:01:47.959 Please Yeah, I used to a dactyl. 25 00:01:48.560 --> 00:01:50.680 I spell it, spell it. 26 00:01:50.719 --> 00:01:54.079 P T E R O wrong. 27 00:01:54.840 --> 00:01:57.159 What I don't know. 28 00:01:58.480 --> 00:02:00.799 I used to listen to a show called Alan Robson's 29 00:02:00.920 --> 00:02:06.040 Night Owls Northeast radio show, and the whole catchphrase for 30 00:02:06.079 --> 00:02:08.759 the show was did not have a pooh between ten 31 00:02:08.840 --> 00:02:10.960 and two, because those are the hours that he was on, 32 00:02:11.000 --> 00:02:13.080 and it was a call in show. It's like, didn't 33 00:02:13.120 --> 00:02:14.400 have a poo between ten and two? 34 00:02:15.520 --> 00:02:16.919 You know he's doing no. 35 00:02:17.439 --> 00:02:17.879 I don't know. 36 00:02:18.120 --> 00:02:19.000 Do we get him on here? 37 00:02:19.919 --> 00:02:20.439 We get that guy? 38 00:02:20.520 --> 00:02:22.159 We get that guy. I think he got like an 39 00:02:22.159 --> 00:02:23.400 obe or something. 40 00:02:24.280 --> 00:02:27.840 A terodactyl that would have been good for like the 41 00:02:27.879 --> 00:02:31.240 Flintstones traffic report. You know. 42 00:02:31.439 --> 00:02:33.919 I don't know, Jeff, I think like, you know, you 43 00:02:33.919 --> 00:02:36.159 could have you could have done some squawking. You could 44 00:02:36.199 --> 00:02:39.800 have been a bit more like the last couple. 45 00:02:40.599 --> 00:02:43.840 He deserves an I don't know, I don't know why. 46 00:02:43.960 --> 00:02:46.319 You know what time you're doing? Right? I am no, 47 00:02:46.520 --> 00:02:48.639 I'm not gonna, I'm not going. Can't all knock it out? 48 00:02:48.680 --> 00:02:51.639 Of the park first time. Take it away to the terodactyl, 49 00:02:51.719 --> 00:02:56.879 Jeff Beckeler, This is the pterodactyl, pete the pterodactyl. That's 50 00:02:56.919 --> 00:02:59.159 not an alliteration. Don't worry about it. 51 00:02:59.439 --> 00:03:02.360 Uh listen, I'm up in the sky, I'm cruising through 52 00:03:02.479 --> 00:03:06.000 the Northwest, and I'm seeing some shit. I won't I 53 00:03:06.039 --> 00:03:09.439 can't squad because this terodactyl's got a sore throat. Back 54 00:03:09.479 --> 00:03:10.479 to you, John in. 55 00:03:10.439 --> 00:03:13.919 The studio, somehow worse than the first YEA, yeah. 56 00:03:13.719 --> 00:03:15.960 That's definitely like its kind of moraler energy. 57 00:03:16.000 --> 00:03:17.719 You know, I think it's messed up that we're all 58 00:03:17.759 --> 00:03:22.520 assuming pterodactyl's squalled, and I think, hmm, that's like an 59 00:03:22.599 --> 00:03:23.439 unfair assumption. 60 00:03:23.719 --> 00:03:25.639 Yeah, you think you think it's the kind of whole 61 00:03:25.680 --> 00:03:27.719 dinosaur feathers kind of thing happening. 62 00:03:28.400 --> 00:03:32.680 Oh, I mean the one dinosaur that flew. I don't know, 63 00:03:33.680 --> 00:03:34.199 maybe you. 64 00:03:34.199 --> 00:03:35.520 Think it was the only one that flew. 65 00:03:37.280 --> 00:03:40.879 That's popular, the most popular flying one. 66 00:03:41.159 --> 00:03:45.840 And you know the kid yesterday, well, the my friend's 67 00:03:45.919 --> 00:03:49.080 kid was saying, like having her milk before she's going 68 00:03:49.120 --> 00:03:52.120 to bed and triump. Can you tell me about dinosaurs 69 00:03:52.240 --> 00:03:57.919 and sharks? And one story and the thing is is 70 00:03:57.960 --> 00:04:00.000 that it turns out I have a very limited knowledge 71 00:04:00.039 --> 00:04:02.879 about both. So you could tell me that the t 72 00:04:03.039 --> 00:04:05.439 rex flies and I'd be like, maybe was it in 73 00:04:05.479 --> 00:04:05.840 the movie? 74 00:04:06.000 --> 00:04:06.319 Missed it? 75 00:04:08.080 --> 00:04:13.000 Yeah? Dinosaurs are neat. They're fun. You know, sharks sharks too, 76 00:04:13.080 --> 00:04:14.680 but I think dinosaurs are cooler. 77 00:04:16.399 --> 00:04:20.240 Growl, hiss or click rather than squawk like birds. 78 00:04:20.839 --> 00:04:23.639 So there you go, there's your click. 79 00:04:25.079 --> 00:04:26.120 You're not getting a third shot. 80 00:04:26.480 --> 00:04:29.720 Do you remember when they found that Neanderthal body and 81 00:04:29.759 --> 00:04:31.879 they recreated what his voice would sound like and it 82 00:04:31.879 --> 00:04:32.639 sounded hilarious. 83 00:04:32.639 --> 00:04:37.160 It sounded like, ah, do you guys feel like that 84 00:04:37.319 --> 00:04:40.959 science is constantly trying to humiliate the dinosaur? 85 00:04:41.600 --> 00:04:43.040 Ye? No, I don't think that's true. 86 00:04:43.079 --> 00:04:45.560 You think I think by putting I think that the 87 00:04:45.639 --> 00:04:50.439 dinosaur had a very noble and frightening air to them 88 00:04:50.600 --> 00:04:53.279 around Jurassic Park, And I feel like since then, body, 89 00:04:53.360 --> 00:04:55.800 there's just this group of fucking scientists and they're like, oh, 90 00:04:55.839 --> 00:04:59.600 guess what. They grew feathers or they had feathers, Oh 91 00:04:59.639 --> 00:05:03.480 guess they They they sounded like weenies when they said anything, 92 00:05:03.680 --> 00:05:05.759 Oh guess what. They're really gentle lovers, those one on, 93 00:05:05.879 --> 00:05:06.199 isn't it? 94 00:05:06.480 --> 00:05:06.560 No? 95 00:05:06.920 --> 00:05:09.319 You made the last one up that I don't think. Yeah, 96 00:05:09.319 --> 00:05:14.319 I don't think giving a gigantic like two story tall. Uh, 97 00:05:14.439 --> 00:05:18.519 you know, dragon lizard is like all of a sudden, 98 00:05:19.079 --> 00:05:22.000 you know, gentle, you know, like, come on, what are 99 00:05:22.000 --> 00:05:22.720 you talking about? 100 00:05:23.240 --> 00:05:26.519 That's insane? I mean, okay, are you saying that you would? 101 00:05:27.079 --> 00:05:29.199 Are you saying you didn't chuckle a little bit when 102 00:05:29.240 --> 00:05:32.560 you found out the tyrannosaur, king of the no Jungle 103 00:05:33.399 --> 00:05:39.000 of the prehistoric age actually was Jeff, That's silly, it's 104 00:05:39.079 --> 00:05:40.279 envision it. It's silly. 105 00:05:40.720 --> 00:05:43.680 Yeah, I think you guys are are you're not suspending 106 00:05:43.680 --> 00:05:46.000 your disbelief enough or whatever it is. 107 00:05:46.120 --> 00:05:49.839 You're kind of a dragon dinosaur erotica. 108 00:05:51.160 --> 00:05:53.160 Yeah, like that's irrelevant. 109 00:05:53.759 --> 00:05:57.759 Triterra tops and bottoms. Yeah, okay, that's the name of 110 00:05:57.800 --> 00:05:58.120 the book. 111 00:05:59.040 --> 00:06:03.399 Yeah, I know. I look, I don't care. It's fine. No, 112 00:06:03.560 --> 00:06:08.079 I I get why it's dinosaur tri Sarah toops and bombs. 113 00:06:08.079 --> 00:06:10.959 I get the joke. I get it. You know, give 114 00:06:11.000 --> 00:06:13.360 any give anyone the chance to make things fuck, and 115 00:06:13.399 --> 00:06:16.319 they'll do it. I understand. That's the way the world works. 116 00:06:17.120 --> 00:06:19.879 It's fine. I'm not taking anything away from dinersas I 117 00:06:19.879 --> 00:06:23.439 don't care if dinosaurs whenever, whenever they open their mouth, 118 00:06:23.480 --> 00:06:26.480 it sounded like a clown horn. I don't care, I 119 00:06:26.519 --> 00:06:32.040 don't care. What the fuck They're still horrifying. Yeah, exactly. 120 00:06:32.800 --> 00:06:34.439 You know, do you ever think about that? 121 00:06:36.000 --> 00:06:37.839 I haven't had a lot of time to think about that, Jeff, 122 00:06:37.839 --> 00:06:40.360 because what I've been thinking about is the first piece 123 00:06:40.360 --> 00:06:43.240 of the flashback from this episode where and I just 124 00:06:43.279 --> 00:06:45.680 had to laugh. I watched it today and it's a 125 00:06:45.720 --> 00:06:50.199 recap of the conversation with Varius. Yeah, wouldn't it be 126 00:06:50.279 --> 00:06:54.319 a shame if a stray arrows like a straight arrow? 127 00:06:55.000 --> 00:06:59.199 Which, yes, poise, do you want me to lay it 128 00:06:59.240 --> 00:07:00.000 out for you? 129 00:07:00.800 --> 00:07:02.519 Just why not getting it? 130 00:07:03.680 --> 00:07:07.720 He's like, I'm saying, hire an archer to kill Griffith, 131 00:07:07.839 --> 00:07:13.360 you dumb, dense bitch. How hello, Hello? This is what 132 00:07:13.439 --> 00:07:16.120 is the egghead's name? Like Foulis or something. 133 00:07:16.639 --> 00:07:21.680 Follow something like that. Yeah, anyway, kill him. 134 00:07:22.040 --> 00:07:24.319 He draws a picture, he draws like a whole diagram 135 00:07:24.360 --> 00:07:27.839 of how it will work, you know, and. 136 00:07:28.439 --> 00:07:31.639 Then and then and then your mind's like, yes, it 137 00:07:31.800 --> 00:07:35.839 would be good if someone did this. Let's hope that happens. 138 00:07:36.360 --> 00:07:38.319 Just to be clear, you don't mean me right, Like 139 00:07:38.399 --> 00:07:40.199 I don't have to be the one to do it right. 140 00:07:40.800 --> 00:07:43.519 Well, you'm afraid. You signed your name right here. You've 141 00:07:43.560 --> 00:07:46.079 agreed to do it. This contract is legally binding. 142 00:07:46.959 --> 00:07:51.079 I thought these were two incredibly strong episodes. 143 00:07:51.199 --> 00:07:54.360 I agreed, agreed, they were excellent. 144 00:07:54.839 --> 00:07:56.959 Yeah, I think this look. The first episode is good. 145 00:07:57.000 --> 00:07:59.759 The first episode is like, you know, it's putting the 146 00:07:59.759 --> 00:08:01.839 piece is in place. We start off it's like the 147 00:08:01.920 --> 00:08:04.680 kind of hitting party and the band of Hawk are 148 00:08:05.639 --> 00:08:08.959 escorting the King. But that second episode, man, there is 149 00:08:09.199 --> 00:08:14.040 so much berserk in that episode. So many like huge 150 00:08:14.079 --> 00:08:14.680 things happen. 151 00:08:15.560 --> 00:08:16.879 A couple of things I learned. 152 00:08:17.560 --> 00:08:19.279 Before we dive in, before we dive in. 153 00:08:19.160 --> 00:08:22.240 John, Yeah, Pepper pig bag. 154 00:08:23.199 --> 00:08:24.480 Yes, oh what does it matter? 155 00:08:24.639 --> 00:08:24.800 No? 156 00:08:24.800 --> 00:08:26.079 No, no, can I see it? 157 00:08:26.759 --> 00:08:27.240 Can I see it? 158 00:08:28.240 --> 00:08:31.439 Pepper pig And then and then somehow describe it to 159 00:08:31.519 --> 00:08:32.440 the people listening. 160 00:08:34.519 --> 00:08:35.879 Oh it's Percy Pig. I'm sorry. 161 00:08:36.240 --> 00:08:39.879 Percy is the name of a very nice sweetie that 162 00:08:39.960 --> 00:08:41.759 you get from Marx and Spencers in the UK. 163 00:08:44.600 --> 00:08:46.200 I gets from Marx and Spencers. 164 00:08:46.279 --> 00:08:48.159 Yeah, I love it. 165 00:08:48.360 --> 00:08:51.759 Yeah, we live, we live fancy around here. Sometimes that's good. 166 00:08:51.799 --> 00:08:56.480 I'm glad someone who has an attic their fancy now wow. Cool. 167 00:08:56.519 --> 00:08:58.480 You know, Jeff, list is something I told you in confidence, 168 00:08:58.519 --> 00:09:01.000 and now people know I have an attic. A matter 169 00:09:01.080 --> 00:09:02.159 of time before. 170 00:09:01.879 --> 00:09:06.279 The basement dedicated to pinball machines is getting up with 171 00:09:06.360 --> 00:09:07.559 you about someone with it. 172 00:09:08.440 --> 00:09:08.759 They're not. 173 00:09:09.159 --> 00:09:12.080 They're in my pinball room, tam, not in my basement. 174 00:09:12.279 --> 00:09:16.720 Please. Number two, Uh, you have a you have an addict, 175 00:09:16.919 --> 00:09:19.919 and therefore you were doxed. Listen, here are the two 176 00:09:20.000 --> 00:09:28.840 things that I noticed this week. But everyone definitely I 177 00:09:28.879 --> 00:09:31.639 had my suspicions that this was just a Game of 178 00:09:31.720 --> 00:09:32.360 Throne show. 179 00:09:32.840 --> 00:09:36.080 What didn't we give Jeff homework to write an episode 180 00:09:36.159 --> 00:09:36.559 or something? 181 00:09:37.480 --> 00:09:39.080 No, I would agree, damn. 182 00:09:39.960 --> 00:09:41.000 We definitely think. 183 00:09:40.879 --> 00:09:42.960 It was more long term. I think I had more time. 184 00:09:43.600 --> 00:09:46.679 Noway, gave you a week to come up with some 185 00:09:46.679 --> 00:09:48.759 some reason or something. 186 00:09:49.799 --> 00:09:52.679 Yeah, we gotta go back. There's no way to know. Listen, 187 00:09:53.120 --> 00:09:56.559 there's like the all over again. Tell me about that 188 00:09:57.919 --> 00:10:02.120 ruined a month of my life? So right, very Game 189 00:10:02.159 --> 00:10:04.000 of Thrones, I get it. That's what Brazik is. 190 00:10:04.120 --> 00:10:04.320 You know. 191 00:10:04.399 --> 00:10:08.840 Awesome? Cool? Fine. I accidentally watched this show on one 192 00:10:08.879 --> 00:10:14.240 point five X speed and didn't realize it, and it 193 00:10:14.320 --> 00:10:15.480 was fine, Like. 194 00:10:15.679 --> 00:10:19.360 Jeff show, I will take I will fucking shoot listen. 195 00:10:19.480 --> 00:10:22.080 It wasn't on Perman, John, it wasn't one of those 196 00:10:22.519 --> 00:10:24.120 product but you've done it once. 197 00:10:24.240 --> 00:10:26.480 You did it once, Jeff. When there are people on 198 00:10:26.519 --> 00:10:29.480 Twitter like productivity gurus, and one of them was like, 199 00:10:29.519 --> 00:10:31.519 you know what, you can just watch anime on one 200 00:10:31.519 --> 00:10:32.279 point x five. 201 00:10:32.600 --> 00:10:33.960 No, no, you. 202 00:10:34.000 --> 00:10:36.519 Can to yourself help help books at one point. 203 00:10:38.000 --> 00:10:42.799 I'm not advocating. This is not me advocating. Obviously, everyone 204 00:10:42.799 --> 00:10:46.919 should consume this show at the proper how God intended 205 00:10:47.240 --> 00:10:50.159 one x speed right, like do that. I just want 206 00:10:50.200 --> 00:10:53.159 you to know that it got flipped on by accident, 207 00:10:53.240 --> 00:10:56.639 and I did not realize that, Like I didn't even. 208 00:10:56.559 --> 00:10:59.720 Like you're you're bringing this as if it's like some 209 00:11:00.039 --> 00:11:06.840 kind of discovery to be applauded. This is a I think. 210 00:11:07.159 --> 00:11:11.879 I'm just saying, like to me, it's it's just very demonstrative. Like, man, 211 00:11:12.000 --> 00:11:14.360 this show really makes a meal out of everything, like 212 00:11:14.480 --> 00:11:17.600 it just and that's fine, that's I get it. That's 213 00:11:17.639 --> 00:11:20.000 sort of like I think White Lotus does stuff like 214 00:11:20.039 --> 00:11:22.480 that too, where they just make you where they make 215 00:11:22.519 --> 00:11:26.039 you like soak in the uh you know, scenery and 216 00:11:26.120 --> 00:11:28.720 all that, and and I like that I think it's 217 00:11:28.759 --> 00:11:31.679 a beautiful way of storytelling. Again, this is not a 218 00:11:31.720 --> 00:11:34.120 dig at berserk. I just think it's one of those 219 00:11:34.159 --> 00:11:36.720 funny little things that I noticed. And you can watch 220 00:11:36.799 --> 00:11:40.720 this show, uh and not realize it's being sped up 221 00:11:40.919 --> 00:11:43.120 by a time and a half, which I thought was 222 00:11:44.360 --> 00:11:45.120 I'm gonna lose it. 223 00:11:45.519 --> 00:11:46.399 I know. 224 00:11:46.639 --> 00:11:51.320 Listen, John, if you shouldn't, you shouldn't show me what 225 00:11:51.440 --> 00:11:54.720 makes you squirm? Okay, because now I have Now I 226 00:11:54.759 --> 00:11:56.039 have some leverage here, Bud. 227 00:11:56.360 --> 00:11:57.679 What a weird way to phrase that. 228 00:11:58.440 --> 00:12:01.279 Yeah, so strange. 229 00:12:02.919 --> 00:12:11.279 It's okay. Leverage anyway. Friendship is Jeff, Maybe with your friends. 230 00:12:11.399 --> 00:12:13.639 No get leverage over each other. 231 00:12:14.080 --> 00:12:19.320 Don't tell me how to be friends with people. Okay, 232 00:12:19.720 --> 00:12:22.200 this is how I do it. How I do it. 233 00:12:22.480 --> 00:12:23.720 I treat it like the boardroom. 234 00:12:23.799 --> 00:12:29.360 Man, it's a constant battle. Success, always success. It's always succession. 235 00:12:29.960 --> 00:12:31.279 It's always succession. 236 00:12:31.720 --> 00:12:34.159 Yeah, if you're not constantly trying to establish a mild 237 00:12:34.159 --> 00:12:37.320 psychological dominance over your friends, and how do you even 238 00:12:37.360 --> 00:12:45.360 know that they like you? Exactly agreed speaking, But look 239 00:12:45.360 --> 00:12:45.799 at my cat. 240 00:12:45.879 --> 00:12:48.480 Everyone look at her. She's just lying in the sun. 241 00:12:50.120 --> 00:12:53.320 She's just having the best time. It's so sunny. Even 242 00:12:53.360 --> 00:12:54.120 see half of her. 243 00:12:54.320 --> 00:12:57.159 Yeah, I see I see a strip of white with cattiers. 244 00:12:57.799 --> 00:13:05.559 That's just me. Think it's pretty good anyway. 245 00:13:07.080 --> 00:13:10.000 Anyway, so the King is like watching watching all his 246 00:13:10.039 --> 00:13:13.879 dude's hunt, and he's like, in my younger years, why 247 00:13:13.960 --> 00:13:15.919 I would have done this? And then they're like, oh, 248 00:13:15.960 --> 00:13:19.159 you're not so young, King, But he's like, well, you know, 249 00:13:19.639 --> 00:13:21.559 if I if I step in there, the hunt will 250 00:13:21.600 --> 00:13:26.159 be over instantly. And everyone's like, ah, this guy and 251 00:13:26.320 --> 00:13:30.080 so powerful, and cork is two point zero is basically 252 00:13:30.120 --> 00:13:32.759 just taking a moment to like glare at Griffith. 253 00:13:32.840 --> 00:13:36.360 He wait a second, I think I feel like we've 254 00:13:36.399 --> 00:13:39.720 mischaracterized the king here. That's not what he said. He said, 255 00:13:39.759 --> 00:13:41.840 I'm old as fun. If I get involved, I'm going 256 00:13:41.919 --> 00:13:45.720 to ruin this for everyone. And they're going to be yeah, 257 00:13:45.840 --> 00:13:49.879 that's kind of okay. Has been like. 258 00:13:52.440 --> 00:13:56.000 Yeah, I thought, yeah, time is time is completely correct there. 259 00:13:56.440 --> 00:13:58.120 That's why they say it's very kind of you, your 260 00:13:58.120 --> 00:13:59.720 majesty mm hmm. 261 00:13:59.799 --> 00:14:01.600 What are they hunting? Like a little fox? 262 00:14:02.480 --> 00:14:05.600 They're doing At one point nice to do this suddenly 263 00:14:05.679 --> 00:14:08.320 transitioned into a bear or boar, and I was like, 264 00:14:08.360 --> 00:14:09.159 when did that happen. 265 00:14:11.759 --> 00:14:16.879 Huh, And the fox is like running along and Goods 266 00:14:16.919 --> 00:14:20.000 steps out and basically goes like to stop the f 267 00:14:20.279 --> 00:14:24.200 boo boogy. Yeah, and you can tell he didn't want 268 00:14:24.200 --> 00:14:27.840 to be here. This is silly bollocks and he doesn't 269 00:14:28.639 --> 00:14:30.200 absolutely great use. 270 00:14:30.039 --> 00:14:31.720 Of silly bollocks. I haven't heard that in a while. 271 00:14:32.639 --> 00:14:37.000 Yep. And all right, we get our only Carcus moments 272 00:14:37.039 --> 00:14:39.480 for the entirety of these two episodes, well nearly the entirety, 273 00:14:39.879 --> 00:14:44.159 bullshit second one. He's in the second one at the 274 00:14:44.279 --> 00:14:48.679 very end, but like, it's not enough. It's not it's 275 00:14:48.799 --> 00:14:51.639 it's not really enough at all. 276 00:14:52.039 --> 00:14:55.320 Now, it doesn't fill the Corcus quotas what actually were 277 00:14:55.399 --> 00:14:57.480 true fans of the people in the fan club call 278 00:14:57.519 --> 00:15:01.759 it the Carcus quota Porcus not being met. 279 00:15:02.120 --> 00:15:06.080 Yeah, yeah, no, it's it's it's it's very disappointing. But 280 00:15:06.279 --> 00:15:09.480 thankfully that's why we have our own professional caucus impersonator. 281 00:15:10.120 --> 00:15:13.240 And Jeff, I would like to I'd like you to 282 00:15:13.240 --> 00:15:17.000 bring us into a scene where Corcus Guts has just 283 00:15:17.039 --> 00:15:20.840 moved in across the road and he is not stowing 284 00:15:21.039 --> 00:15:25.240 his trash cans correctly, correctly, and Corcus is writing him 285 00:15:25.279 --> 00:15:28.679 a very angry anonymous letter telling him that he should 286 00:15:28.720 --> 00:15:30.200 be a better homeowner. Go for it. 287 00:15:31.559 --> 00:15:36.200 To the brute that moved in down the way. This 288 00:15:36.519 --> 00:15:40.679 is a note from a concerned citizen. We are part 289 00:15:40.759 --> 00:15:43.159 of an h o A. I'm not sure you know 290 00:15:43.240 --> 00:15:52.360 what that means, but it's a homeowners or association. Sometimes 291 00:15:52.399 --> 00:15:55.799 I struggle reading my own writing. Some call a chicken scratch. 292 00:15:55.840 --> 00:16:02.519 I think it's fine. We have rules here, sir, and 293 00:16:02.559 --> 00:16:05.200 part of those rules follow the nights you're supposed to 294 00:16:05.200 --> 00:16:09.519 put trash out Mondays, Wednesdays and Friday's regular trash Thursdays, 295 00:16:09.559 --> 00:16:16.120 and repeating every other month, every other month recycling. Please 296 00:16:16.200 --> 00:16:19.039 sought it. I did this for you the other day, 297 00:16:19.080 --> 00:16:20.960 and I won't do it again. Listen to me here, 298 00:16:21.039 --> 00:16:23.320 Listen to me now. This is the last time I 299 00:16:23.360 --> 00:16:30.639 will sort your recyclables for you, you brute. All the best, 300 00:16:30.759 --> 00:16:33.080 all the best. Attached is a fifty five dollars gift 301 00:16:33.120 --> 00:16:35.320 card to bed Beth and beyond. Welcome to the neighborhood, 302 00:16:35.360 --> 00:16:36.200 yours caucused. 303 00:16:38.440 --> 00:16:41.240 I gotta say, Jeff, I don't give you a lot 304 00:16:41.480 --> 00:16:44.000 to work with with them, but you really smash it 305 00:16:44.039 --> 00:16:44.559 every time. 306 00:16:44.759 --> 00:16:47.039 Every time it's like he's been taking. 307 00:16:47.679 --> 00:16:50.679 Unbelievable Yeah, thanks, guys, that means a lot. 308 00:16:50.720 --> 00:16:52.720 I appreciate that. It's fun to do. 309 00:16:52.720 --> 00:16:54.639 Do you ever feel like sometimes like you you kind 310 00:16:54.639 --> 00:16:59.320 of stumble on like an stier talents. I think you're okay, 311 00:16:59.320 --> 00:17:02.440 we're on the flat relations Jeff. It's just it's what 312 00:17:02.480 --> 00:17:04.319 you were meant to do, you know. 313 00:17:04.640 --> 00:17:07.240 Yeah, you know, well, hey I do. I am about 314 00:17:07.279 --> 00:17:10.319 to have my first it's uncredited, but I did get 315 00:17:10.319 --> 00:17:11.720 my first voice acting work. 316 00:17:11.799 --> 00:17:14.759 He did, serious, I did. 317 00:17:14.839 --> 00:17:20.759 It's for it's for the Netflix show, David Letterman's Netflix 318 00:17:20.799 --> 00:17:25.880 show for my next guest. I'm sleeping with the producer. 319 00:17:26.000 --> 00:17:32.000 Let me. But I did get work, and I did 320 00:17:32.119 --> 00:17:37.559 get paid. No, I have the option. But it's like 321 00:17:38.319 --> 00:17:42.039 it's been five grand a year to the screen as 322 00:17:42.039 --> 00:17:43.839 though she gets up. 323 00:17:45.960 --> 00:17:48.279 That's incredible. You're gonna be a David Lemon thing. 324 00:17:49.160 --> 00:17:51.240 Yeah, it's just like a voiceover thing that they're like, 325 00:17:51.279 --> 00:17:57.720 we need someone to sound like a podcaster. Yeah, they're like, 326 00:17:57.759 --> 00:17:59.920 we need someone to sound like a podcaster who's like 327 00:18:00.119 --> 00:18:03.519 lazing Caitlin Clark, who's the who's like the she's an 328 00:18:03.559 --> 00:18:05.839 amazing women's basketball talent. 329 00:18:06.039 --> 00:18:08.440 Yeah wait, I could just imagine Stacey being in the 330 00:18:08.440 --> 00:18:09.319 meeting where she's. 331 00:18:09.160 --> 00:18:12.000 Like, oh, I know a guy. 332 00:18:12.200 --> 00:18:14.599 She's like, oh, he's the next door and the office 333 00:18:14.799 --> 00:18:18.839 next to me. But she she gave she gave me direction, 334 00:18:19.000 --> 00:18:21.000 and you know it was it was a great day 335 00:18:21.000 --> 00:18:21.319 of work. 336 00:18:21.640 --> 00:18:24.079 Jeff. If I write and Ipatchole's character for you, will 337 00:18:24.079 --> 00:18:25.119 you voice them? 338 00:18:26.160 --> 00:18:29.759 He's already one without come on without. 339 00:18:30.039 --> 00:18:32.759 The nicest thing that anyone said about that me being 340 00:18:32.799 --> 00:18:35.759 in that I patchual thing was that they watched it 341 00:18:35.759 --> 00:18:37.480 three times and couldn't tell which one was me. 342 00:18:39.640 --> 00:18:41.599 That is actually that's actually really a compliment. 343 00:18:41.680 --> 00:18:42.839 I was like, thank you so much. 344 00:18:43.759 --> 00:18:48.000 I showed someone a script recently, and does someone who 345 00:18:48.079 --> 00:18:52.359 like doesn't work in areas sometimes give you, like just 346 00:18:52.400 --> 00:18:54.880 a piece of feedback and they don't realize how devastating 347 00:18:54.880 --> 00:18:57.160 it is. They're like, oh no, why do all the characters, 348 00:18:57.160 --> 00:18:58.720 why do all the characters talk like you? 349 00:18:59.160 --> 00:19:02.759 And I was like, that's funny, that's rough. 350 00:19:04.279 --> 00:19:10.039 Yeah, that hurt. That hurt, baby. And another thing that 351 00:19:10.160 --> 00:19:13.519 hurts is the feelings of Princess Charlotte when, because she 352 00:19:13.599 --> 00:19:16.240 doesn't like watching these hunts there enough for her, she 353 00:19:16.519 --> 00:19:22.160 wonders why men always engage in activities of bloodshed. And 354 00:19:22.279 --> 00:19:25.319 that's where Griffith's like, I'm not like with her boys, 355 00:19:25.680 --> 00:19:28.240 and he gets little leaf and he like puts it 356 00:19:28.240 --> 00:19:30.200 to his lips and oh my god. 357 00:19:30.240 --> 00:19:35.039 Oh my god, I was laughing. I've not I did 358 00:19:35.039 --> 00:19:38.519 not think I'd be hysterically laughing. Griff Is just like, yeah, 359 00:19:38.559 --> 00:19:45.160 you're right, all men are pigs far noise? What about 360 00:19:45.160 --> 00:19:48.799 this leaf fart? No is this little squeaking duck fart? 361 00:19:50.200 --> 00:19:51.759 Like, oh my god, what. 362 00:19:51.839 --> 00:19:55.559 Is this show doing? What is happening? I was laughing 363 00:19:55.720 --> 00:19:58.519 so hard. I showed Dylan. He's just like, what are 364 00:19:58.559 --> 00:20:00.240 you what? Why are they doing that? 365 00:20:02.640 --> 00:20:07.240 I would resist the urge to relatable Dylan much berserk. 366 00:20:08.440 --> 00:20:11.279 This is the safest scene for him. Yeah, okay, I 367 00:20:11.279 --> 00:20:11.559 don't know. 368 00:20:11.640 --> 00:20:13.279 Next time he goes outside, he's gonna be picking up 369 00:20:13.359 --> 00:20:14.039 leaves and going. 370 00:20:15.279 --> 00:20:19.240 But just like the way Griffith just just apropos and 371 00:20:19.279 --> 00:20:22.640 nothing was just like, yeah, you're right, men are gross, 372 00:20:22.680 --> 00:20:23.519 We're all gross. 373 00:20:24.079 --> 00:20:28.960 He just it's like two fingers it up against his 374 00:20:29.079 --> 00:20:34.240 fucking mouth, and it's just like, what is she supposed 375 00:20:34.279 --> 00:20:37.240 to say to that? She's like, oh, good point, because 376 00:20:37.279 --> 00:20:42.200 she's like that's awesome. I love it. That's the name 377 00:20:42.200 --> 00:20:46.160 of this episode. Never tried it. I would give it 378 00:20:46.200 --> 00:20:49.599 a shot, but without a doubt. 379 00:20:49.680 --> 00:20:52.319 We'll have to next time we're together, any sort of 380 00:20:52.319 --> 00:20:54.480 event that's coming up, we're gonna have to get you. 381 00:20:54.960 --> 00:20:56.839 I hope there's leaves. I hope there's leaves. 382 00:20:57.400 --> 00:20:57.920 Is it? 383 00:20:57.960 --> 00:21:01.440 Is it like a not to be crass? Not to 384 00:21:01.440 --> 00:21:04.000 be crass, but is it like, Hey, if I can 385 00:21:04.039 --> 00:21:07.279 do this with my mouth with just you. 386 00:21:07.240 --> 00:21:10.519 Know, imagine what I could do with that fox? 387 00:21:11.920 --> 00:21:12.200 You know? 388 00:21:13.680 --> 00:21:15.680 Yeah, you think this was like a horny thing. 389 00:21:18.519 --> 00:21:23.880 Likes him? Oh yeah, I just thought it was like, yeah, 390 00:21:23.960 --> 00:21:27.920 to try and a little from column, a little from 391 00:21:28.160 --> 00:21:30.759 I think I mean showing someone how to do something 392 00:21:30.799 --> 00:21:32.000 with their lips. You know. 393 00:21:32.160 --> 00:21:35.039 I think I think both things are true. I agree 394 00:21:35.119 --> 00:21:37.319 in thinking about it for another second or two, Griffith 395 00:21:37.319 --> 00:21:41.000 has not done anything that's not sexy, right, so he's 396 00:21:41.039 --> 00:21:42.359 it's impossible for him to. 397 00:21:43.000 --> 00:21:45.400 Yeah, this is the least sexy he can possibly be. 398 00:21:45.559 --> 00:21:47.640 And it's still quite, and it's still a fart noise, 399 00:21:47.680 --> 00:21:53.319 and it's still yeah, like I want no ever. 400 00:21:53.480 --> 00:21:57.079 But yeah, it's something that I feel like I'm kind 401 00:21:57.079 --> 00:21:59.680