WEBVTT 1 00:00:15.560 --> 00:00:17.039 You're watching Chewing the Cud. 2 00:00:17.519 --> 00:00:28.239 We've missed Kinsman and like Benny Room. 3 00:00:28.239 --> 00:00:30.480 Sorry, your shirt seems to be a bit playing nineteen seventies 4 00:00:30.519 --> 00:00:41.119 born music. I think I look quite stylish, Thank you 5 00:00:41.240 --> 00:00:41.719 very much. 6 00:00:42.640 --> 00:00:49.719 Uh huh, hello, welcome to Chewing the Cuds. You're just jealous, 7 00:00:49.880 --> 00:00:53.119 of course I'm jealous. Anyway, what have you got for 8 00:00:53.200 --> 00:00:53.719 us this week? 9 00:00:53.799 --> 00:01:08.719 Mike? Can you check your shirt up? Please? You wish 10 00:01:08.719 --> 00:01:14.200 you were this sexy? Talking of wish anyway, this week 11 00:01:14.319 --> 00:01:16.840 I have a story about what happens when you send 12 00:01:16.879 --> 00:01:20.200 a friend to an antique roadshow. And then we deal 13 00:01:20.239 --> 00:01:22.439 with being a little bit lonely in Crafty Queens. 14 00:01:22.799 --> 00:01:25.640 Oh and we even have a game to play in 15 00:01:25.680 --> 00:01:28.040 our Game of the Week. But on your screen now 16 00:01:28.079 --> 00:01:31.359 you should see our social media contact information. Just look 17 00:01:31.400 --> 00:01:32.560 for at the Cud TV. 18 00:01:32.719 --> 00:01:34.640 And as the names of people have dropped us a line, 19 00:01:34.799 --> 00:01:37.439 he look pot music go along the bottom of the screen. 20 00:01:37.640 --> 00:01:40.040 We go over to mist and the nineteen seventies showbiz. 21 00:01:40.120 --> 00:01:47.719 It's come to fix the photogopia. 22 00:01:49.280 --> 00:01:55.280 He's horrible to me anyway. Time for the show Bus News. Well, 23 00:01:55.719 --> 00:01:58.959 we say show Bus news. Do we count influencers a 24 00:01:59.480 --> 00:02:02.840 celebrity are they Well, we will see. 25 00:02:03.040 --> 00:02:05.480 This is for you to judge. Really, so that's a yes, 26 00:02:05.519 --> 00:02:09.159 because mister has got terrible taste in men. This is true. 27 00:02:09.960 --> 00:02:14.759 And to be fair, they've got twenty seven million You're 28 00:02:14.599 --> 00:02:18.360 a horrible to me. They've got twenty seven million followers, 29 00:02:18.360 --> 00:02:22.039 which is definitely more than this show Garners. Their name 30 00:02:22.199 --> 00:02:23.599 is Jefferson Cossio. 31 00:02:24.080 --> 00:02:27.240 Oh yeah, he's hot. Really, I follow him on Instagram. 32 00:02:27.280 --> 00:02:30.759 You do, have you noticed a change recently, started to 33 00:02:30.800 --> 00:02:33.199 wear a lot more clothing and disapprove. 34 00:02:35.319 --> 00:02:41.159 Well, they've splashed out some one hundred and forty pounds okay, 35 00:02:41.960 --> 00:02:46.759 to go through a very very painful operation or Willie extension. No, 36 00:02:47.319 --> 00:02:49.520 it is an extension, but not their willly, it's it's 37 00:02:49.520 --> 00:02:52.560 of the first too late that look at that. Well 38 00:02:52.599 --> 00:02:55.199 he is a very very handsome man, I'll give you that. 39 00:02:57.000 --> 00:03:00.800 But like most people, no matter how fit and sexy, 40 00:03:00.840 --> 00:03:05.560 they may be insecure and the thing that they're insecure 41 00:03:05.599 --> 00:03:06.919 about has been their legs. 42 00:03:07.400 --> 00:03:07.759 All right. 43 00:03:08.719 --> 00:03:14.000 Now, they've gone through a leg extension surgery. They spent 44 00:03:14.240 --> 00:03:18.240 that amount of money just to become four inches taller. 45 00:03:18.599 --> 00:03:21.400 So he literally wished he was a little bit taller. Yes, 46 00:03:21.520 --> 00:03:24.400 did he wish he was a baller. Well, I don't. 47 00:03:24.479 --> 00:03:26.280 I don't think we can see that. You wish he 48 00:03:26.360 --> 00:03:35.599 had a girl they could caller. I know the lyrics. 49 00:03:35.639 --> 00:03:38.080 I'm just not indulging you. I wish it was a 50 00:03:38.120 --> 00:03:40.280 little bit taller. I wish it was the baller. 51 00:03:41.479 --> 00:03:43.840 Well, yeah, he did wish he was a little bit taller. 52 00:03:43.879 --> 00:03:47.840 He was originally five for eight inches, which is not bad. 53 00:03:48.280 --> 00:03:49.960 It's a little teeny, but it's not bad. 54 00:03:50.120 --> 00:03:53.639 It's not really a little teeny. Well I say that 55 00:03:53.680 --> 00:03:55.719 as a six foot man two inches shorter than me. 56 00:03:59.439 --> 00:04:02.719 But yeah, he basically he likes his legs. He thinks 57 00:04:02.719 --> 00:04:05.120 they're pretty, but he spent a lot of money on them. 58 00:04:05.199 --> 00:04:09.840 He hates them because after this surgery, basically they broke 59 00:04:09.919 --> 00:04:14.599 all the bones in his leg added in magnetic rods 60 00:04:15.439 --> 00:04:18.800 because obviously, if you're going to get taller, you can't 61 00:04:18.879 --> 00:04:22.319 just put in extra length. Your muscles around it have 62 00:04:22.399 --> 00:04:24.399 to develop and stuff like that. So the whole process 63 00:04:24.480 --> 00:04:27.639 is like six months for them to stretch the leg 64 00:04:27.720 --> 00:04:32.040 muscles to accommodate as well. So yeah, they just spent 65 00:04:32.360 --> 00:04:35.759 that whole time in constant pain, and but he's still 66 00:04:35.800 --> 00:04:39.759 now in pain. Afterwards, as well, sleepless nights and all 67 00:04:39.839 --> 00:04:42.720 for just an extra four inches when they look pretty 68 00:04:42.759 --> 00:04:47.519 pretty to begin with. Yeah, it's all just about that insecurity. 69 00:04:47.879 --> 00:04:49.759 Would you pay that much money for extra four inches? 70 00:04:53.959 --> 00:05:01.000 Not quite that much on the odd occasion anyway. Yeah. 71 00:05:01.199 --> 00:05:03.759 It just goes to show, no matter who you are, 72 00:05:03.959 --> 00:05:06.360 you can have these physical insecurities than the length that 73 00:05:06.399 --> 00:05:13.920 people will go to. Literally, yeah exactly. 74 00:05:11.720 --> 00:05:13.279 But yeah, poor fellow. 75 00:05:13.639 --> 00:05:16.279 Okay, well, well, if you've got the money and that's 76 00:05:16.279 --> 00:05:18.319 what you want to do with it, then that's what 77 00:05:18.360 --> 00:05:18.959 you want to do. 78 00:05:19.120 --> 00:05:21.519 If it makes you happy, it can't be that bad. 79 00:05:21.879 --> 00:05:23.600 I don't think it made that happy if I was 80 00:05:23.639 --> 00:05:26.480 in that much pain. Sleep is important. I like a 81 00:05:26.519 --> 00:05:32.959 lot of sleep. Anyway, move the bed. Oh you can 82 00:05:33.000 --> 00:05:36.439 shut up. This is a nice shirt right in if 83 00:05:36.480 --> 00:05:41.480 you agree anyway, Yes, right in a typewriter because you 84 00:05:41.480 --> 00:05:46.439 don't have the internet in the seventigs yet. Did you? 85 00:05:46.639 --> 00:05:50.439 When you were growing up, have your first crushes about 86 00:05:50.480 --> 00:05:51.839 any cartoon characters? 87 00:05:52.480 --> 00:05:52.519 No? 88 00:05:53.360 --> 00:05:56.120 No, I used to think he Man would be attractive 89 00:05:56.160 --> 00:05:59.879 if he was real. See. My first crushes were on 90 00:06:00.199 --> 00:06:05.240 Man and Panthrow in the ThunderCats. Pan Throw did like 91 00:06:05.240 --> 00:06:09.199 a bit of not even the main one. No, he 92 00:06:09.279 --> 00:06:17.279 was a punk old guy. Yeah issues maybe, but anyway, 93 00:06:17.639 --> 00:06:22.040 maybe it was all the leather gear and they were leather. 94 00:06:22.160 --> 00:06:25.519 They're all wearing leather and fur. Yeah, well you wanted 95 00:06:25.519 --> 00:06:28.000 the blue old guy. I wanted the blue old Blue 96 00:06:28.079 --> 00:06:28.480 Man group. 97 00:06:31.680 --> 00:06:35.680 But it's quite common, Like the classic on the heterosexual 98 00:06:35.759 --> 00:06:40.120 side is Wilma Flintstone or Jessica Rabbit. Lots of people 99 00:06:40.120 --> 00:06:41.959 find very. 100 00:06:41.920 --> 00:06:44.160 Very attractive, but that she was supposed to be. They 101 00:06:44.160 --> 00:06:46.600 took all the archetypes of all of the thirty sex 102 00:06:46.639 --> 00:06:49.839 symbols and made them into a super sexy so it 103 00:06:49.879 --> 00:06:53.439 is possible to find cartoon. I didn't say it wasn't possible. 104 00:06:53.480 --> 00:06:56.160 I just thought it was not for me. Well, those 105 00:06:56.240 --> 00:07:00.439 were the sexy cartoons of yesteryear. Okay, we have a 106 00:07:00.480 --> 00:07:05.040 modern one. Have you watched Inside Out? I love Inside Out? 107 00:07:05.519 --> 00:07:07.600 So are you happy there's going to be a sequel? 108 00:07:07.839 --> 00:07:09.600 I am happy there's going to be a sequel. Also 109 00:07:09.639 --> 00:07:11.920 a little bit scared that's going to be shit. Well, 110 00:07:12.120 --> 00:07:15.480 there might be something a little lecture in it for you. Oh. 111 00:07:16.079 --> 00:07:20.439 So the whole concept is about the interior emotions having 112 00:07:20.519 --> 00:07:23.399 personalities in the workings of your brain in the workings 113 00:07:23.439 --> 00:07:26.000 of the brain, and it's all dealing with coming to 114 00:07:26.079 --> 00:07:32.480 terms with puberty, etc. Well, the main character's father, they 115 00:07:32.560 --> 00:07:38.120 appear in it Riley's dad, only now they've got a mustache. 116 00:07:38.279 --> 00:07:42.279 They've always had a mustache. He's always been a bit dilthy. 117 00:07:42.759 --> 00:07:46.759 Well they're very particularly dilthy and inside out too apparently. 118 00:07:47.000 --> 00:07:51.639 And yeah, starting to get a bit of a bit 119 00:07:51.680 --> 00:07:55.160 of a following from the old thirsty gas thirsty gays. 120 00:07:55.279 --> 00:08:01.519 Yeah, it's always thirsty gays. Yeah, kind of see their points. 121 00:08:01.800 --> 00:08:05.199 I wouldn't if that was real and in the flesh, 122 00:08:05.600 --> 00:08:08.079 I wouldn't need to disappointed. 123 00:08:08.240 --> 00:08:10.079 Now, people were telling me about this when the first 124 00:08:10.079 --> 00:08:13.240 film came out. I noticed something and pointed it out, 125 00:08:13.240 --> 00:08:16.480 and it kills it for people. I don't know whether 126 00:08:16.480 --> 00:08:18.519 I should share it, because once you see it, you 127 00:08:18.519 --> 00:08:21.800 can't unsee it. Okay, it's a little bit cross eyed. 128 00:08:25.360 --> 00:08:29.199 Oh yeah, in every picture you see him, he's a 129 00:08:29.199 --> 00:08:32.399 little bit cross eyed. Well you know, and there's nothing 130 00:08:32.440 --> 00:08:35.080 wrong with that representation in THEO. Now you're going to 131 00:08:35.159 --> 00:08:38.799 not be able to unsee it, to be honest, that's 132 00:08:38.840 --> 00:08:42.120 why Gyce, you should be look at me. Anyway. I 133 00:08:42.159 --> 00:08:46.799 thought i'd tend to look at it through a blindfold. Rude. Anyway, 134 00:08:47.720 --> 00:08:54.639 there's something else in kink shaming. I know you weren't. Anyway. 135 00:08:53.919 --> 00:08:57.879 Another movie story, This one I'm particularly excited about because 136 00:08:57.879 --> 00:08:59.960 I was very much a fan of the first film. 137 00:09:00.399 --> 00:09:03.399 We have not a remake, but a potential sequel in 138 00:09:03.440 --> 00:09:09.120 the works. Okay, for the nineteen ninety eight film Practical Magic. 139 00:09:09.720 --> 00:09:15.399 You are always on my mind. You're always on my mind. 140 00:09:16.159 --> 00:09:19.720 The magnet is the midnight margaritas that really stuck with me. 141 00:09:21.279 --> 00:09:24.879 So as we found it on the porch, we found 142 00:09:24.879 --> 00:09:28.440 it on the porch. I meant the actual drink. 143 00:09:28.480 --> 00:09:30.440 I've been doing that for years, just waking up in 144 00:09:30.480 --> 00:09:32.399 the middle of night and knocking back a margarita. 145 00:09:34.720 --> 00:09:37.000 And if you have an alcohobus problem, there is support 146 00:09:37.039 --> 00:09:37.639 available to. 147 00:09:39.240 --> 00:09:42.240 But yeah, apparently the original Cars star in talks to 148 00:09:42.399 --> 00:09:43.399 be doing a sequel. 149 00:09:43.840 --> 00:09:46.120 So excited for that. Yeah, because this was very much 150 00:09:46.440 --> 00:09:49.919 that they were on the rise to their fame for 151 00:09:49.960 --> 00:09:51.960 every all of them, and I would love to see 152 00:09:52.000 --> 00:09:54.679 them now that they're actually minted and don't need to 153 00:09:54.720 --> 00:09:55.919 do it do it well. 154 00:09:55.960 --> 00:09:59.200 They were very established actors even then established, but they 155 00:09:59.240 --> 00:10:02.480 were definitely on them. Oh, yeah, they weren't at the 156 00:10:02.519 --> 00:10:06.799 peak yet. And it's it's just such a fun film. 157 00:10:06.919 --> 00:10:10.519 And for those of us who might be of a 158 00:10:10.600 --> 00:10:15.919 magical bent, there's a reasonable corn mist it. It is bent, 159 00:10:16.000 --> 00:10:25.480 a magical bent. It's actually quite it feels real. It's 160 00:10:25.519 --> 00:10:29.879 it's it's the way it really. No, there wasn't any 161 00:10:32.559 --> 00:10:39.960 mad magical special effects, not like crazy bonkers zapping electric 162 00:10:40.240 --> 00:10:41.799 city out you think as kind of stuff. 163 00:10:41.840 --> 00:10:44.320 Ghosts in it. It had ghosts in it. There's ghosts 164 00:10:44.360 --> 00:10:50.759 of the real world. We are dealing with a non believer, 165 00:10:53.919 --> 00:10:56.679 but you get what I mean. You only see ghosts 166 00:10:56.720 --> 00:10:59.960 in specifically spooky places. You never see a cow one 167 00:11:00.000 --> 00:11:04.519 being around as who says you can't know? I saw 168 00:11:04.559 --> 00:11:07.639 a cow Asda. Where were you in the meetisle? No 169 00:11:07.879 --> 00:11:12.799 freezer section. It used to be a field cow died there. 170 00:11:12.919 --> 00:11:16.759 Now it's so good. It's always a and that's everything 171 00:11:16.799 --> 00:11:20.159 from the show biz Thanks for that missed mystical Bent. 172 00:11:21.039 --> 00:11:24.440 Well you're welcome stick around though. As next it's Mike 173 00:11:24.519 --> 00:11:37.399 in the buzz. You're watching Cheering the Card with mister 174 00:11:37.440 --> 00:11:45.639 and Mike. Now let's go into the deep recesses of disgusting, depraved. 175 00:11:45.200 --> 00:11:59.679 Dank internet corners with Mike in the buzz Why I 176 00:11:59.759 --> 00:12:05.840 say one word when nineteen will do anyway? So you're 177 00:12:05.879 --> 00:12:06.320 a fan. 178 00:12:06.200 --> 00:12:12.799 Of poochesches, a little doggies, little doggies. 179 00:12:12.919 --> 00:12:16.399 Yeah, I quite like a little doggie. How would you 180 00:12:16.480 --> 00:12:19.039 feel if you witnessed a dog pushing over a vending 181 00:12:19.080 --> 00:12:22.799 machine onto a child? Depends on whether the child's annoying 182 00:12:22.879 --> 00:12:24.960 or not. You don't know the child. You just want 183 00:12:25.080 --> 00:12:27.480 witnessed a dog pushing a vending machine over on to 184 00:12:27.600 --> 00:12:31.519 the child, I'd run and try and save the child. Okay, 185 00:12:31.879 --> 00:12:36.080 because that's what happened, right, you didn't watch it, But 186 00:12:36.840 --> 00:12:39.399 I'm always really concerned about the son after their family 187 00:12:39.440 --> 00:12:44.080 dog not to vending machine over ontohim Oh seriously ill 188 00:12:44.240 --> 00:12:45.320 rushed to hospital stuff? 189 00:12:45.600 --> 00:12:51.639 Oh no, right, I thought it was a little baby. 190 00:12:50.919 --> 00:12:56.159 It's eleven year old. Oh that could cot with that. Okay. 191 00:12:56.519 --> 00:13:00.000 It was a dog knocking over a vending machine. Yeah, 192 00:13:00.120 --> 00:13:06.120 that's concerning. The dog was a Springer Spaniel, not particularly 193 00:13:06.159 --> 00:13:09.960 a big dog. Nope, but yeah, so bent over to 194 00:13:09.960 --> 00:13:12.080 look at to pet another dog home from school sort 195 00:13:12.080 --> 00:13:15.440 of thing. Gust of the Springer's bandon ran up knocked 196 00:13:15.440 --> 00:13:19.000 into the vending machine. Vending machine went onto sun. I've 197 00:13:19.039 --> 00:13:23.600 just clocked all the vending machine's been selling life bait. Well, 198 00:13:23.679 --> 00:13:26.720 the poor doggie was probably hungry. Now he's going over 199 00:13:26.720 --> 00:13:29.720 to say hello to the child and banged into the 200 00:13:29.799 --> 00:13:33.440 venue machine. Springer's baniels are not great, right, but yeah, 201 00:13:33.879 --> 00:13:39.440 end up with a fishy end. Oh well, how bad 202 00:13:39.440 --> 00:13:42.720 were the injuries? Do we know? And severe? Spent time 203 00:13:42.759 --> 00:13:49.519 in hospital, one afraid of life, concerned about death. Oh 204 00:13:49.840 --> 00:13:55.279 I feel guilty about laughing? Now, No you don't. I'm 205 00:13:55.320 --> 00:13:58.279 not mean and horrible and callous and cynical like some 206 00:13:58.360 --> 00:14:01.600 people don't necessarily mean. You feel guilty about laughing at 207 00:14:01.600 --> 00:14:07.200 something that is actually quite funny. Poor child, Poor child. 208 00:14:07.519 --> 00:14:10.639 Of course it must have been distraught knocking a vending 209 00:14:10.679 --> 00:14:13.080 machine over. Well, it would have been worse if the 210 00:14:13.200 --> 00:14:17.679 vending machine popped open. They're just covered in maggots, magnets, 211 00:14:17.720 --> 00:14:20.720 it says, live bait. Well, I usually think of maggots 212 00:14:20.720 --> 00:14:24.279 as being live bait, or me it could have a 213 00:14:24.279 --> 00:14:29.919 little You're a maggot, no live bait, right? What you 214 00:14:29.960 --> 00:14:35.000 do on your Camsoda account nothing to do with anybody. 215 00:14:36.720 --> 00:14:40.919 Do you remember the whole porn series of bait bus. No, No, 216 00:14:41.159 --> 00:14:45.279 what was bait bus? It was where you lure men 217 00:14:45.840 --> 00:14:50.559 into the back of a big car and there'd be 218 00:14:50.559 --> 00:14:53.600 a very sexy, beautifully laden woman and I say it, 219 00:14:53.639 --> 00:14:56.919 we'll just drive around and if you like you, this beautiful, 220 00:14:57.440 --> 00:15:00.559 large breasted lady will give you a blowjob. And then 221 00:15:00.600 --> 00:15:03.799 they'd blindfold him and then swap the lady out for 222 00:15:03.840 --> 00:15:06.120 a gentleman who would give them the job of their 223 00:15:06.159 --> 00:15:08.720 life and then whip it around whilst they were in 224 00:15:08.720 --> 00:15:11.360 the middle of it, and then inevitably they would always 225 00:15:11.360 --> 00:15:15.120 carry on. Okay, so it's stage then, Oh yeah, I 226 00:15:15.159 --> 00:15:18.519 was pretty obviously staged. I believe how many episodes did 227 00:15:18.559 --> 00:15:22.759 you watch? This was in my throes of enjoying porn, 228 00:15:22.799 --> 00:15:26.960 so quite a few. I don't do it not in 229 00:15:27.000 --> 00:15:30.879 the prowess of is on home trains. Watching porn on 230 00:15:30.919 --> 00:15:31.840 trains is not for that. 231 00:15:32.240 --> 00:15:35.559 You're never going to let me live that down. It 232 00:15:35.720 --> 00:15:36.759 was an accident. 233 00:15:37.919 --> 00:15:41.639 The three seconds is an accident, right four minutes, that's 234 00:15:41.679 --> 00:15:47.360 watching porn. It's a lie. It never happened. It was 235 00:15:47.399 --> 00:15:52.480 an accident. I've got written documentation anyway, talking of doing 236 00:15:52.480 --> 00:15:56.320 things where you shouldn't be doing things with your job, 237 00:15:56.440 --> 00:15:59.480 your day job which you have job? I ever work 238 00:15:59.519 --> 00:16:01.759 from home? Oh? Yes, I work from home all the time, 239 00:16:01.840 --> 00:16:04.720 all the time. What are the dangers of working from home? 240 00:16:05.919 --> 00:16:11.039 M being nude and forgetting you on turning the camera 241 00:16:11.360 --> 00:16:12.720 work that you're nude. 242 00:16:18.440 --> 00:16:28.759 It's naked. He's given my work life balance brilliantly back, wonderful, 243 00:16:28.919 --> 00:16:33.440 marvelous epic. I don't get to work from home. I 244 00:16:33.600 --> 00:16:36.120 don't care. I actually I actually like being in an 245 00:16:36.159 --> 00:16:39.519 office environment because when you're calling someone a dickhead, he's 246 00:16:39.559 --> 00:16:41.240 like to do it to their face so they can 247 00:16:41.279 --> 00:16:44.759 smell like the upset in the room. But this is 248 00:16:44.799 --> 00:16:51.080 a story about mayor Okay from Rio de Janeiro, who 249 00:16:51.159 --> 00:16:53.879 has been caught literally his pants down while on a 250 00:16:53.960 --> 00:17:00.000 video call because he was having a pooh. No, yeah, 251 00:17:00.080 --> 00:17:03.840 so no you don't. You don't having a poop on 252 00:17:03.879 --> 00:17:08.640 a video call, right, and his colleagues only realized when 253 00:17:08.640 --> 00:17:15.319 he stood up to flush, no meeting. 254 00:17:15.480 --> 00:17:17.720 Is that serious that you have to take it to 255 00:17:17.759 --> 00:17:25.440 the stall with you? No? No, Well it's very fuzzy 256 00:17:25.480 --> 00:17:26.359 image as well. 257 00:17:27.440 --> 00:17:30.880 Yeah, it's I don't want to see his poop. No, 258 00:17:30.920 --> 00:17:36.880 I don't see his pool new straining right there. But 259 00:17:37.000 --> 00:17:39.960 maybe it was just a particularly difficult meeting. That's particularly 260 00:17:39.960 --> 00:17:44.839 difficult poop. Maybe his excuse for this was he forgot 261 00:17:45.000 --> 00:17:45.920 that he was in the meeting. 262 00:17:49.799 --> 00:17:52.039 Does that mean he spends a lot of his time 263 00:17:52.200 --> 00:17:55.519 at work sat on the toilet popping well in meetings, 264 00:17:56.920 --> 00:18:01.000 but he just forgot whilst he logged in. Yeah, maybe 265 00:18:01.039 --> 00:18:03.480 you just prefer the background in the loop. Just take 266 00:18:03.519 --> 00:18:03.960 a picture. 267 00:18:05.400 --> 00:18:07.559 I've done that. I've got a background of where I 268 00:18:07.640 --> 00:18:09.839 work in my office. I've taken a picture of the 269 00:18:09.880 --> 00:18:11.920 background as if I was sat in it, so that 270 00:18:11.960 --> 00:18:13.559 you can't tell whether I've got the background or whether 271 00:18:13.559 --> 00:18:22.279 it's actually at home. It's clever, deceptive. What are you're 272 00:18:22.359 --> 00:18:22.880 judging me for. 273 00:18:23.200 --> 00:18:27.160 I'm not judging you at all. You saying nothing. 274 00:18:27.200 --> 00:18:29.400 You're sat there judging me like a judge thing for 275 00:18:29.480 --> 00:18:30.759 the nineteen seventies porn. 276 00:18:30.519 --> 00:18:34.640 Film, Like like a seventies porn film can be judge. 277 00:18:35.519 --> 00:18:40.799 Yeah, judging that photocopy is broken anyway. And if you 278 00:18:40.839 --> 00:18:42.559 don't buy a closer wish, you buy it from a 279 00:18:42.640 --> 00:18:45.200 subsidiary of wish. You can always share with us at 280 00:18:45.200 --> 00:18:47.960 the could TV or social media. That's at the could 281 00:18:48.000 --> 00:18:50.759 TV and social media mist But that brings us lesson 282 00:18:50.839 --> 00:18:54.200 to us story of the week. How do you feel 283 00:18:54.240 --> 00:18:58.240 about it? Okay, there, it's not wish. It's not wish. 284 00:18:58.279 --> 00:19:01.680 It's a subsidiary wish. So how do you feel about 285 00:19:01.799 --> 00:19:08.640 classic TV? Institutional TV seventies? I love it. Institutional TV. 286 00:19:08.759 --> 00:19:10.240 So things that are always on the you know, if 287 00:19:10.279 --> 00:19:12.400 you ever went away, like casualty. Yeah, the day that 288 00:19:12.440 --> 00:19:14.440 Casualty ends is going to be a sad day. The 289 00:19:15.079 --> 00:19:20.480 program equivalent of a national treasure exactly, the Antiques road Show. Yeah, 290 00:19:20.680 --> 00:19:23.160 well this story is about the Antiques road Show, okay, 291 00:19:23.519 --> 00:19:25.640 and how it's caused a bit of a family kerfuffle. 292 00:19:26.240 --> 00:19:30.759 Oh no, not a family kerffle. That's the highest level 293 00:19:30.759 --> 00:19:32.039 of drama. A kerfuffle. 294 00:19:34.359 --> 00:19:38.640 It's well, but from a situational thing. Well, a situation 295 00:19:39.160 --> 00:19:43.519 is a situational thing, A situational thing. Yeah, this whole 296 00:19:43.599 --> 00:19:47.359 situational thing. Mmm. That's not as good as a kerfuffle. No, 297 00:19:47.440 --> 00:19:52.680 a kerfuffle is far worse. If there's a brew haha 298 00:19:52.839 --> 00:19:56.680 going on from the police. Oh no, I don't know 299 00:19:56.680 --> 00:19:59.200 why sting is going to be helpful rock sad what? 300 00:20:00.079 --> 00:20:03.160 But anyway, it's a story about a lady who went 301 00:20:03.200 --> 00:20:07.400 on the Antiques road show with a picture that she 302 00:20:07.480 --> 00:20:09.359 was taking over from one of her family members to 303 00:20:09.359 --> 00:20:13.599 get it valued. Evaluation came back and she went, oh okay. 304 00:20:14.359 --> 00:20:16.440 Six months later, the picture has not been returned to 305 00:20:16.519 --> 00:20:23.200 the family member. Oh no, yes, it's a nineteen thirty 306 00:20:23.319 --> 00:20:26.200 forties print style pictures. VA. It's a little bit saucy, 307 00:20:26.519 --> 00:20:31.559 little bit saucy. They refuse to give it back, right 308 00:20:31.640 --> 00:20:33.839 they said, no, it's mine now and literally taking it away. 309 00:20:34.759 --> 00:20:37.240 Is there a dubious ownership like it belonged to our 310 00:20:37.279 --> 00:20:41.440 mother and she preferred me anyway? No, no, no, no, So 311 00:20:41.519 --> 00:20:45.519 it's just straight up stealing. Then theft, Wow, theft. 312 00:20:45.920 --> 00:20:49.680 Like stealing from the fashion police. I didn't say you've 313 00:20:49.720 --> 00:20:53.559 done that. I didn't say that, misters stolen something from 314 00:20:53.559 --> 00:20:54.279 the fashion police. 315 00:20:54.319 --> 00:20:56.960 If you'd like to write to the TV Watchdog to 316 00:20:57.000 --> 00:21:00.279 complain about the bullying of witnessed on TV this evening. 317 00:21:01.160 --> 00:21:03.880 Please reference, please reference it's at the Cood TV on 318 00:21:03.960 --> 00:21:06.759 everything that you reference. Okay, and the case reference is 319 00:21:06.960 --> 00:21:16.160 that shirt? You're not even ironed it. I don't. I 320 00:21:16.160 --> 00:21:21.119 don't dare to take an iron two because it's mostly plastic, 321 00:21:21.400 --> 00:21:27.119 it's shiny. Don't you dare take that away. Don't don't 322 00:21:27.119 --> 00:21:33.039 you dare take that away? Take that away. You can 323 00:21:33.079 --> 00:21:37.119 feel tense muscles from here, so. 324 00:21:37.119 --> 00:21:40.119 Yeah, anyway, it's just that's not been tense for a 325 00:21:40.240 --> 00:21:40.839 very long time. 326 00:21:41.319 --> 00:21:46.599 So yeah, So Colleen Fesco was left in hysterics as 327 00:21:46.680 --> 00:21:48.119 as the guest refused to give it back. 328 00:21:49.000 --> 00:21:51.960 So I think that's actually for what little you can 329 00:21:52.000 --> 00:21:54.519 see of it, because obviously I'm sure there's more going on, 330 00:21:54.640 --> 00:21:57.400 but that i'd look a very pretty pitch. 331 00:21:57.559 --> 00:21:59.400 I liked the picture. I thought it was very good. 332 00:21:59.440 --> 00:22:02.240 It was very like i'd expect it in a diner 333 00:22:03.079 --> 00:22:06.039 yes on in America in like the late sixties, early seventies. 334 00:22:07.039 --> 00:22:10.759 Well even that's all see, that's all quite fasty. Yeah, 335 00:22:12.079 --> 00:22:14.759 but it's a very pert bottom. Maybe she's just young, 336 00:22:15.119 --> 00:22:18.559 remember that, right. But that's all for the buzz this week. 337 00:22:19.359 --> 00:22:23.599 Thanks for that, Mike, Pleasure as always, stick around because 338 00:22:23.599 --> 00:22:25.440 coming up next, we're going to play a game of 339 00:22:25.559 --> 00:22:31.400 how much was that shirt? With missed three were a happy. 340 00:22:39.400 --> 00:22:42.480 Welcome back, and yes you're watching a very handsome man 341 00:22:42.519 --> 00:22:45.559 and a very attractive shirt presenting a TV show called 342 00:22:45.640 --> 00:22:55.440 Cheering the Card and we're missed. Well, we're going to 343 00:22:55.440 --> 00:22:57.680 play a game in our little Game of the Week, 344 00:22:58.079 --> 00:23:00.799 and this one is for the man who really has 345 00:23:00.920 --> 00:23:03.039 no sense of fashion whatsoever? 346 00:23:03.359 --> 00:23:08.480 Go on off your pop? Sorry did you just say 347 00:23:08.480 --> 00:23:10.920 I don't have a sense of fashion? Wearing that bed 348 00:23:10.960 --> 00:23:19.319 sheet from the nineteen seventy is Born of the Week. 349 00:23:22.000 --> 00:23:25.799 So we have a new game, I believe. Yes. Do 350 00:23:25.799 --> 00:23:28.000 you want to know what it's called? Yes? Please, It's 351 00:23:28.000 --> 00:23:30.720 called you Just Lost the Game? Oh? You you know? 352 00:23:30.880 --> 00:23:35.400 So I can really go off you. Let's play. What 353 00:23:35.400 --> 00:23:37.799 what have you actually got for us? It's a new 354 00:23:37.839 --> 00:23:47.359 game called you Just Lost the Game? What? Maybe I 355 00:23:47.359 --> 00:23:48.839 didn't come up with this name. This is the game 356 00:23:48.880 --> 00:23:50.920 that came on the back of the game, right, So 357 00:23:51.359 --> 00:23:55.119 you have a choice of four subjects. Okay, who said 358 00:23:55.160 --> 00:24:02.480 that the Breaker a general knowledge your TV trivia? Oh? 359 00:24:02.519 --> 00:24:06.680 I like the sound of the Breaker. This is just 360 00:24:06.799 --> 00:24:09.839 general knowledge by another name. Oh it sounded a bit 361 00:24:09.880 --> 00:24:13.640 more dramatic, it did, didn't it. Yeah? The theatrical music helped. 362 00:24:14.839 --> 00:24:20.559 So how many Oscar nominations did the film Titanic receive? Oh? 363 00:24:20.640 --> 00:24:24.039 Received the ones? They actually how nominations they received? Not 364 00:24:24.200 --> 00:24:25.000 one nominations? 365 00:24:25.000 --> 00:24:27.279 They won? Nominations? 366 00:24:27.319 --> 00:24:29.839 Did they fifty? And I think he did very very 367 00:24:29.880 --> 00:24:34.960 well that year about fifteen or fifteen. My guess is fifteen. 368 00:24:35.200 --> 00:24:38.319 Okay, miss, well you just lost to the game because 369 00:24:38.359 --> 00:24:42.960 it was fourteen. Oh I was close, but no ciga 370 00:24:43.480 --> 00:24:48.000 know Manica Lewinsky. So who said that? General knowledge or 371 00:24:48.000 --> 00:24:51.240 TV trivia? Who said that? Me? I just asked you 372 00:24:51.279 --> 00:24:56.680 the questions. I mean, I have the category whom said that. 373 00:24:57.039 --> 00:24:59.160 There's no one called whom said that's who said that? 374 00:25:00.960 --> 00:25:05.039 Pick out the cards? Do your job? Read it? Okay? 375 00:25:05.559 --> 00:25:09.480 Who said at school I used to wear thick spectacles 376 00:25:09.519 --> 00:25:15.440 and a mouthful of braces. Was it Katie Durham, Kirsty 377 00:25:15.559 --> 00:25:21.119 Young or Natasha Kaplinsky. We just have a moment of 378 00:25:21.160 --> 00:25:25.960 appreciation for Natasha Kaplinsky's name. It's a good name. I 379 00:25:26.079 --> 00:25:30.759 like it. Let's go with that one, Natasha Kaplinsky. Okay, 380 00:25:30.799 --> 00:25:38.119 Well you just lost the game because it was Katie Durham. 381 00:25:38.160 --> 00:25:41.880 Who is Katie Durham? She was very famous for doing 382 00:25:41.920 --> 00:25:48.799 the next question. So you have adopted with general knowledge 383 00:25:48.880 --> 00:25:49.599 or TV trivia? 384 00:25:51.039 --> 00:25:54.200 Oh, I'll go with general knowledge? 385 00:25:54.599 --> 00:26:03.079 Okay, general knowledge? Okay? In which World Cup did football? 386 00:26:03.160 --> 00:26:08.720 A Gaza famously burst into tears? Oh? Wise sports? Because 387 00:26:08.720 --> 00:26:11.079 I had the choice of two questions and one was 388 00:26:11.160 --> 00:26:19.000 sport I think possibly nineteen ninety seven. Oh, Italian ninety 389 00:26:19.880 --> 00:26:22.559 I don't care. Oh sorry, I just forgot to tell 390 00:26:22.559 --> 00:26:28.240 you something on You just lost the game, So next 391 00:26:28.279 --> 00:26:33.440 question is TV trivia. You don't get a choice, sorry, 392 00:26:33.519 --> 00:26:41.559 go on, say that's again. The gallery were chipping up. Yeah, 393 00:26:42.240 --> 00:26:47.559 which actor played played Grange Hill? Grange Hill? Oh, I 394 00:26:47.640 --> 00:26:51.160 used to love Grange Hill? Tear Away Tucker otherwise known 395 00:26:51.160 --> 00:26:55.359 as Peter Jenkins Tucker and also in a TV show 396 00:26:55.400 --> 00:26:58.640 called Tucker's Luck. Where was the guy who would go 397 00:26:58.680 --> 00:27:02.400 on and play Mark EastEnders? And his name is Oh, 398 00:27:04.039 --> 00:27:06.039 that's not his name. I could see, I could, I could, 399 00:27:06.079 --> 00:27:10.839 I could picture him in my head. I can't. I can't. 400 00:27:10.839 --> 00:27:15.480 I genuinely can't remember the actor's name very much. Reminded 401 00:27:15.519 --> 00:27:19.160