Speaker 1: You're watching Chewing the Cud.
Speaker 2: We've missed Kinsman and like Benny Room.
Speaker 1: Sorry, your shirt seems to be a bit playing nineteen seventies
Speaker 1: born music. I think I look quite stylish, Thank you
Speaker 1: very much.
Speaker 3: Uh huh, hello, welcome to Chewing the Cuds. You're just jealous,
Speaker 3: of course I'm jealous. Anyway, what have you got for
Speaker 3: us this week?
Speaker 1: Mike? Can you check your shirt up? Please? You wish
Speaker 1: you were this sexy? Talking of wish anyway, this week
Speaker 1: I have a story about what happens when you send
Speaker 1: a friend to an antique roadshow. And then we deal
Speaker 1: with being a little bit lonely in Crafty Queens.
Speaker 3: Oh and we even have a game to play in
Speaker 3: our Game of the Week. But on your screen now
Speaker 3: you should see our social media contact information. Just look
Speaker 3: for at the Cud TV.
Speaker 1: And as the names of people have dropped us a line,
Speaker 1: he look pot music go along the bottom of the screen.
Speaker 1: We go over to mist and the nineteen seventies showbiz.
Speaker 1: It's come to fix the photogopia.
Speaker 3: He's horrible to me anyway. Time for the show Bus News. Well,
Speaker 3: we say show Bus news. Do we count influencers a
Speaker 3: celebrity are they Well, we will see.
Speaker 1: This is for you to judge. Really, so that's a yes,
Speaker 1: because mister has got terrible taste in men. This is true.
Speaker 3: And to be fair, they've got twenty seven million You're
Speaker 3: a horrible to me. They've got twenty seven million followers,
Speaker 3: which is definitely more than this show Garners. Their name
Speaker 3: is Jefferson Cossio.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he's hot. Really, I follow him on Instagram.
Speaker 1: You do, have you noticed a change recently, started to
Speaker 1: wear a lot more clothing and disapprove.
Speaker 3: Well, they've splashed out some one hundred and forty pounds okay,
Speaker 3: to go through a very very painful operation or Willie extension. No,
Speaker 3: it is an extension, but not their willly, it's it's
Speaker 3: of the first too late that look at that. Well
Speaker 3: he is a very very handsome man, I'll give you that.
Speaker 3: But like most people, no matter how fit and sexy,
Speaker 3: they may be insecure and the thing that they're insecure
Speaker 3: about has been their legs.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 3: Now, they've gone through a leg extension surgery. They spent
Speaker 3: that amount of money just to become four inches taller.
Speaker 1: So he literally wished he was a little bit taller. Yes,
Speaker 1: did he wish he was a baller. Well, I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't think we can see that. You wish he
Speaker 1: had a girl they could caller. I know the lyrics.
Speaker 1: I'm just not indulging you. I wish it was a
Speaker 1: little bit taller. I wish it was the baller.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, he did wish he was a little bit taller.
Speaker 3: He was originally five for eight inches, which is not bad.
Speaker 3: It's a little teeny, but it's not bad.
Speaker 1: It's not really a little teeny. Well I say that
Speaker 1: as a six foot man two inches shorter than me.
Speaker 3: But yeah, he basically he likes his legs. He thinks
Speaker 3: they're pretty, but he spent a lot of money on them.
Speaker 3: He hates them because after this surgery, basically they broke
Speaker 3: all the bones in his leg added in magnetic rods
Speaker 3: because obviously, if you're going to get taller, you can't
Speaker 3: just put in extra length. Your muscles around it have
Speaker 3: to develop and stuff like that. So the whole process
Speaker 3: is like six months for them to stretch the leg
Speaker 3: muscles to accommodate as well. So yeah, they just spent
Speaker 3: that whole time in constant pain, and but he's still
Speaker 3: now in pain. Afterwards, as well, sleepless nights and all
Speaker 3: for just an extra four inches when they look pretty
Speaker 3: pretty to begin with. Yeah, it's all just about that insecurity.
Speaker 1: Would you pay that much money for extra four inches?
Speaker 1: Not quite that much on the odd occasion anyway. Yeah.
Speaker 3: It just goes to show, no matter who you are,
Speaker 3: you can have these physical insecurities than the length that
Speaker 3: people will go to. Literally, yeah exactly.
Speaker 1: But yeah, poor fellow.
Speaker 3: Okay, well, well, if you've got the money and that's
Speaker 3: what you want to do with it, then that's what
Speaker 3: you want to do.
Speaker 1: If it makes you happy, it can't be that bad.
Speaker 1: I don't think it made that happy if I was
Speaker 1: in that much pain. Sleep is important. I like a
Speaker 1: lot of sleep. Anyway, move the bed. Oh you can
Speaker 1: shut up. This is a nice shirt right in if
Speaker 1: you agree anyway, Yes, right in a typewriter because you
Speaker 1: don't have the internet in the seventigs yet. Did you?
Speaker 3: When you were growing up, have your first crushes about
Speaker 3: any cartoon characters?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: No, I used to think he Man would be attractive
Speaker 1: if he was real. See. My first crushes were on
Speaker 1: Man and Panthrow in the ThunderCats. Pan Throw did like
Speaker 1: a bit of not even the main one. No, he
Speaker 1: was a punk old guy. Yeah issues maybe, but anyway,
Speaker 1: maybe it was all the leather gear and they were leather.
Speaker 1: They're all wearing leather and fur. Yeah, well you wanted
Speaker 1: the blue old guy. I wanted the blue old Blue
Speaker 1: Man group.
Speaker 3: But it's quite common, Like the classic on the heterosexual
Speaker 3: side is Wilma Flintstone or Jessica Rabbit. Lots of people
Speaker 3: find very.
Speaker 1: Very attractive, but that she was supposed to be. They
Speaker 1: took all the archetypes of all of the thirty sex
Speaker 1: symbols and made them into a super sexy so it
Speaker 1: is possible to find cartoon. I didn't say it wasn't possible.
Speaker 1: I just thought it was not for me. Well, those
Speaker 1: were the sexy cartoons of yesteryear. Okay, we have a
Speaker 1: modern one. Have you watched Inside Out? I love Inside Out?
Speaker 1: So are you happy there's going to be a sequel?
Speaker 1: I am happy there's going to be a sequel. Also
Speaker 1: a little bit scared that's going to be shit. Well,
Speaker 1: there might be something a little lecture in it for you. Oh.
Speaker 3: So the whole concept is about the interior emotions having
Speaker 3: personalities in the workings of your brain in the workings
Speaker 3: of the brain, and it's all dealing with coming to
Speaker 3: terms with puberty, etc. Well, the main character's father, they
Speaker 3: appear in it Riley's dad, only now they've got a mustache.
Speaker 1: They've always had a mustache. He's always been a bit dilthy.
Speaker 3: Well they're very particularly dilthy and inside out too apparently.
Speaker 3: And yeah, starting to get a bit of a bit
Speaker 3: of a following from the old thirsty gas thirsty gays.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's always thirsty gays. Yeah, kind of see their points.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't if that was real and in the flesh,
Speaker 3: I wouldn't need to disappointed.
Speaker 1: Now, people were telling me about this when the first
Speaker 1: film came out. I noticed something and pointed it out,
Speaker 1: and it kills it for people. I don't know whether
Speaker 1: I should share it, because once you see it, you
Speaker 1: can't unsee it. Okay, it's a little bit cross eyed.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, in every picture you see him, he's a
Speaker 1: little bit cross eyed. Well you know, and there's nothing
Speaker 1: wrong with that representation in THEO. Now you're going to
Speaker 1: not be able to unsee it, to be honest, that's
Speaker 1: why Gyce, you should be look at me. Anyway. I
Speaker 1: thought i'd tend to look at it through a blindfold. Rude. Anyway,
Speaker 1: there's something else in kink shaming. I know you weren't. Anyway.
Speaker 3: Another movie story, This one I'm particularly excited about because
Speaker 3: I was very much a fan of the first film.
Speaker 3: We have not a remake, but a potential sequel in
Speaker 3: the works. Okay, for the nineteen ninety eight film Practical Magic.
Speaker 1: You are always on my mind. You're always on my mind.
Speaker 1: The magnet is the midnight margaritas that really stuck with me.
Speaker 1: So as we found it on the porch, we found
Speaker 1: it on the porch. I meant the actual drink.
Speaker 3: I've been doing that for years, just waking up in
Speaker 3: the middle of night and knocking back a margarita.
Speaker 1: And if you have an alcohobus problem, there is support
Speaker 1: available to.
Speaker 3: But yeah, apparently the original Cars star in talks to
Speaker 3: be doing a sequel.
Speaker 1: So excited for that. Yeah, because this was very much
Speaker 1: that they were on the rise to their fame for
Speaker 1: every all of them, and I would love to see
Speaker 1: them now that they're actually minted and don't need to
Speaker 1: do it do it well.
Speaker 3: They were very established actors even then established, but they
Speaker 3: were definitely on them. Oh, yeah, they weren't at the
Speaker 3: peak yet. And it's it's just such a fun film.
Speaker 3: And for those of us who might be of a
Speaker 3: magical bent, there's a reasonable corn mist it. It is bent,
Speaker 3: a magical bent. It's actually quite it feels real. It's
Speaker 3: it's it's the way it really. No, there wasn't any
Speaker 3: mad magical special effects, not like crazy bonkers zapping electric
Speaker 3: city out you think as kind of stuff.
Speaker 1: Ghosts in it. It had ghosts in it. There's ghosts
Speaker 1: of the real world. We are dealing with a non believer,
Speaker 1: but you get what I mean. You only see ghosts
Speaker 1: in specifically spooky places. You never see a cow one
Speaker 1: being around as who says you can't know? I saw
Speaker 1: a cow Asda. Where were you in the meetisle? No
Speaker 1: freezer section. It used to be a field cow died there.
Speaker 1: Now it's so good. It's always a and that's everything
Speaker 1: from the show biz Thanks for that missed mystical Bent.
Speaker 3: Well you're welcome stick around though. As next it's Mike
Speaker 3: in the buzz. You're watching Cheering the Card with mister
Speaker 3: and Mike. Now let's go into the deep recesses of disgusting, depraved.
Speaker 1: Dank internet corners with Mike in the buzz Why I
Speaker 1: say one word when nineteen will do anyway? So you're
Speaker 1: a fan.
Speaker 3: Of poochesches, a little doggies, little doggies.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I quite like a little doggie. How would you
Speaker 1: feel if you witnessed a dog pushing over a vending
Speaker 1: machine onto a child? Depends on whether the child's annoying
Speaker 1: or not. You don't know the child. You just want
Speaker 1: witnessed a dog pushing a vending machine over on to
Speaker 1: the child, I'd run and try and save the child. Okay,
Speaker 1: because that's what happened, right, you didn't watch it, But
Speaker 1: I'm always really concerned about the son after their family
Speaker 1: dog not to vending machine over ontohim Oh seriously ill
Speaker 1: rushed to hospital stuff?
Speaker 3: Oh no, right, I thought it was a little baby.
Speaker 1: It's eleven year old. Oh that could cot with that. Okay.
Speaker 1: It was a dog knocking over a vending machine. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's concerning. The dog was a Springer Spaniel, not particularly
Speaker 1: a big dog. Nope, but yeah, so bent over to
Speaker 1: look at to pet another dog home from school sort
Speaker 1: of thing. Gust of the Springer's bandon ran up knocked
Speaker 1: into the vending machine. Vending machine went onto sun. I've
Speaker 1: just clocked all the vending machine's been selling life bait. Well,
Speaker 1: the poor doggie was probably hungry. Now he's going over
Speaker 1: to say hello to the child and banged into the
Speaker 1: venue machine. Springer's baniels are not great, right, but yeah,
Speaker 1: end up with a fishy end. Oh well, how bad
Speaker 1: were the injuries? Do we know? And severe? Spent time
Speaker 1: in hospital, one afraid of life, concerned about death. Oh
Speaker 1: I feel guilty about laughing? Now, No you don't. I'm
Speaker 1: not mean and horrible and callous and cynical like some
Speaker 1: people don't necessarily mean. You feel guilty about laughing at
Speaker 1: something that is actually quite funny. Poor child, Poor child.
Speaker 1: Of course it must have been distraught knocking a vending
Speaker 1: machine over. Well, it would have been worse if the
Speaker 1: vending machine popped open. They're just covered in maggots, magnets,
Speaker 1: it says, live bait. Well, I usually think of maggots
Speaker 1: as being live bait, or me it could have a
Speaker 1: little You're a maggot, no live bait, right? What you
Speaker 1: do on your Camsoda account nothing to do with anybody.
Speaker 1: Do you remember the whole porn series of bait bus. No, No,
Speaker 1: what was bait bus? It was where you lure men
Speaker 1: into the back of a big car and there'd be
Speaker 1: a very sexy, beautifully laden woman and I say it,
Speaker 1: we'll just drive around and if you like you, this beautiful,
Speaker 1: large breasted lady will give you a blowjob. And then
Speaker 1: they'd blindfold him and then swap the lady out for
Speaker 1: a gentleman who would give them the job of their
Speaker 1: life and then whip it around whilst they were in
Speaker 1: the middle of it, and then inevitably they would always
Speaker 1: carry on. Okay, so it's stage then, Oh yeah, I
Speaker 1: was pretty obviously staged. I believe how many episodes did
Speaker 1: you watch? This was in my throes of enjoying porn,
Speaker 1: so quite a few. I don't do it not in
Speaker 1: the prowess of is on home trains. Watching porn on
Speaker 1: trains is not for that.
Speaker 3: You're never going to let me live that down. It
Speaker 3: was an accident.
Speaker 1: The three seconds is an accident, right four minutes, that's
Speaker 1: watching porn. It's a lie. It never happened. It was
Speaker 1: an accident. I've got written documentation anyway, talking of doing
Speaker 1: things where you shouldn't be doing things with your job,
Speaker 1: your day job which you have job? I ever work
Speaker 1: from home? Oh? Yes, I work from home all the time,
Speaker 1: all the time. What are the dangers of working from home?
Speaker 3: M being nude and forgetting you on turning the camera
Speaker 3: work that you're nude.
Speaker 1: It's naked. He's given my work life balance brilliantly back, wonderful,
Speaker 1: marvelous epic. I don't get to work from home. I
Speaker 1: don't care. I actually I actually like being in an
Speaker 1: office environment because when you're calling someone a dickhead, he's
Speaker 1: like to do it to their face so they can
Speaker 1: smell like the upset in the room. But this is
Speaker 1: a story about mayor Okay from Rio de Janeiro, who
Speaker 1: has been caught literally his pants down while on a
Speaker 1: video call because he was having a pooh. No, yeah,
Speaker 1: so no you don't. You don't having a poop on
Speaker 1: a video call, right, and his colleagues only realized when
Speaker 1: he stood up to flush, no meeting.
Speaker 3: Is that serious that you have to take it to
Speaker 3: the stall with you? No? No, Well it's very fuzzy
Speaker 3: image as well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's I don't want to see his poop. No,
Speaker 1: I don't see his pool new straining right there. But
Speaker 1: maybe it was just a particularly difficult meeting. That's particularly
Speaker 1: difficult poop. Maybe his excuse for this was he forgot
Speaker 1: that he was in the meeting.
Speaker 3: Does that mean he spends a lot of his time
Speaker 3: at work sat on the toilet popping well in meetings,
Speaker 3: but he just forgot whilst he logged in. Yeah, maybe
Speaker 3: you just prefer the background in the loop. Just take
Speaker 3: a picture.
Speaker 1: I've done that. I've got a background of where I
Speaker 1: work in my office. I've taken a picture of the
Speaker 1: background as if I was sat in it, so that
Speaker 1: you can't tell whether I've got the background or whether
Speaker 1: it's actually at home. It's clever, deceptive. What are you're
Speaker 1: judging me for.
Speaker 3: I'm not judging you at all. You saying nothing.
Speaker 1: You're sat there judging me like a judge thing for
Speaker 1: the nineteen seventies porn.
Speaker 3: Film, Like like a seventies porn film can be judge.
Speaker 1: Yeah, judging that photocopy is broken anyway. And if you
Speaker 1: don't buy a closer wish, you buy it from a
Speaker 1: subsidiary of wish. You can always share with us at
Speaker 1: the could TV or social media. That's at the could
Speaker 1: TV and social media mist But that brings us lesson
Speaker 1: to us story of the week. How do you feel
Speaker 1: about it? Okay, there, it's not wish. It's not wish.
Speaker 1: It's a subsidiary wish. So how do you feel about
Speaker 1: classic TV? Institutional TV seventies? I love it. Institutional TV.
Speaker 1: So things that are always on the you know, if
Speaker 1: you ever went away, like casualty. Yeah, the day that
Speaker 1: Casualty ends is going to be a sad day. The
Speaker 1: program equivalent of a national treasure exactly, the Antiques road Show. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well this story is about the Antiques road Show, okay,
Speaker 1: and how it's caused a bit of a family kerfuffle.
Speaker 3: Oh no, not a family kerffle. That's the highest level
Speaker 3: of drama. A kerfuffle.
Speaker 1: It's well, but from a situational thing. Well, a situation
Speaker 1: is a situational thing, A situational thing. Yeah, this whole
Speaker 1: situational thing. Mmm. That's not as good as a kerfuffle. No,
Speaker 1: a kerfuffle is far worse. If there's a brew haha
Speaker 1: going on from the police. Oh no, I don't know
Speaker 1: why sting is going to be helpful rock sad what?
Speaker 1: But anyway, it's a story about a lady who went
Speaker 1: on the Antiques road show with a picture that she
Speaker 1: was taking over from one of her family members to
Speaker 1: get it valued. Evaluation came back and she went, oh okay.
Speaker 1: Six months later, the picture has not been returned to
Speaker 1: the family member. Oh no, yes, it's a nineteen thirty
Speaker 1: forties print style pictures. VA. It's a little bit saucy,
Speaker 1: little bit saucy. They refuse to give it back, right
Speaker 1: they said, no, it's mine now and literally taking it away.
Speaker 3: Is there a dubious ownership like it belonged to our
Speaker 3: mother and she preferred me anyway? No, no, no, no, So
Speaker 3: it's just straight up stealing. Then theft, Wow, theft.
Speaker 1: Like stealing from the fashion police. I didn't say you've
Speaker 1: done that. I didn't say that, misters stolen something from
Speaker 1: the fashion police.
Speaker 3: If you'd like to write to the TV Watchdog to
Speaker 3: complain about the bullying of witnessed on TV this evening.
Speaker 1: Please reference, please reference it's at the Cood TV on
Speaker 1: everything that you reference. Okay, and the case reference is
Speaker 1: that shirt? You're not even ironed it. I don't. I
Speaker 1: don't dare to take an iron two because it's mostly plastic,
Speaker 1: it's shiny. Don't you dare take that away. Don't don't
Speaker 1: you dare take that away? Take that away. You can
Speaker 1: feel tense muscles from here, so.
Speaker 3: Yeah, anyway, it's just that's not been tense for a
Speaker 3: very long time.
Speaker 1: So yeah, So Colleen Fesco was left in hysterics as
Speaker 1: as the guest refused to give it back.
Speaker 3: So I think that's actually for what little you can
Speaker 3: see of it, because obviously I'm sure there's more going on,
Speaker 3: but that i'd look a very pretty pitch.
Speaker 1: I liked the picture. I thought it was very good.
Speaker 1: It was very like i'd expect it in a diner
Speaker 1: yes on in America in like the late sixties, early seventies.
Speaker 1: Well even that's all see, that's all quite fasty. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but it's a very pert bottom. Maybe she's just young,
Speaker 1: remember that, right. But that's all for the buzz this week.
Speaker 1: Thanks for that, Mike, Pleasure as always, stick around because
Speaker 1: coming up next, we're going to play a game of
Speaker 1: how much was that shirt? With missed three were a happy.
Speaker 3: Welcome back, and yes you're watching a very handsome man
Speaker 3: and a very attractive shirt presenting a TV show called
Speaker 3: Cheering the Card and we're missed. Well, we're going to
Speaker 3: play a game in our little Game of the Week,
Speaker 3: and this one is for the man who really has
Speaker 3: no sense of fashion whatsoever?
Speaker 1: Go on off your pop? Sorry did you just say
Speaker 1: I don't have a sense of fashion? Wearing that bed
Speaker 1: sheet from the nineteen seventy is Born of the Week.
Speaker 1: So we have a new game, I believe. Yes. Do
Speaker 1: you want to know what it's called? Yes? Please, It's
Speaker 1: called you Just Lost the Game? Oh? You you know?
Speaker 1: So I can really go off you. Let's play. What
Speaker 1: what have you actually got for us? It's a new
Speaker 1: game called you Just Lost the Game? What? Maybe I
Speaker 1: didn't come up with this name. This is the game
Speaker 1: that came on the back of the game, right, So
Speaker 1: you have a choice of four subjects. Okay, who said
Speaker 1: that the Breaker a general knowledge your TV trivia? Oh?
Speaker 1: I like the sound of the Breaker. This is just
Speaker 1: general knowledge by another name. Oh it sounded a bit
Speaker 1: more dramatic, it did, didn't it. Yeah? The theatrical music helped.
Speaker 1: So how many Oscar nominations did the film Titanic receive? Oh?
Speaker 3: Received the ones? They actually how nominations they received? Not
Speaker 3: one nominations?
Speaker 1: They won? Nominations?
Speaker 3: Did they fifty? And I think he did very very
Speaker 3: well that year about fifteen or fifteen. My guess is fifteen.
Speaker 1: Okay, miss, well you just lost to the game because
Speaker 1: it was fourteen. Oh I was close, but no ciga
Speaker 1: know Manica Lewinsky. So who said that? General knowledge or
Speaker 1: TV trivia? Who said that? Me? I just asked you
Speaker 1: the questions. I mean, I have the category whom said that.
Speaker 1: There's no one called whom said that's who said that?
Speaker 1: Pick out the cards? Do your job? Read it? Okay?
Speaker 1: Who said at school I used to wear thick spectacles
Speaker 1: and a mouthful of braces. Was it Katie Durham, Kirsty
Speaker 1: Young or Natasha Kaplinsky. We just have a moment of
Speaker 1: appreciation for Natasha Kaplinsky's name. It's a good name. I
Speaker 1: like it. Let's go with that one, Natasha Kaplinsky. Okay,
Speaker 1: Well you just lost the game because it was Katie Durham.
Speaker 1: Who is Katie Durham? She was very famous for doing
Speaker 1: the next question. So you have adopted with general knowledge
Speaker 1: or TV trivia?
Speaker 3: Oh, I'll go with general knowledge?
Speaker 1: Okay, general knowledge? Okay? In which World Cup did football?
Speaker 1: A Gaza famously burst into tears? Oh? Wise sports? Because
Speaker 1: I had the choice of two questions and one was
Speaker 1: sport I think possibly nineteen ninety seven. Oh, Italian ninety
Speaker 1: I don't care. Oh sorry, I just forgot to tell
Speaker 1: you something on You just lost the game, So next
Speaker 1: question is TV trivia. You don't get a choice, sorry,
Speaker 1: go on, say that's again. The gallery were chipping up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: which actor played played Grange Hill? Grange Hill? Oh, I
Speaker 1: used to love Grange Hill? Tear Away Tucker otherwise known
Speaker 1: as Peter Jenkins Tucker and also in a TV show
Speaker 1: called Tucker's Luck. Where was the guy who would go
Speaker 1: on and play Mark EastEnders? And his name is Oh,
Speaker 1: that's not his name. I could see, I could, I could,
Speaker 1: I could picture him in my head. I can't. I can't.
Speaker 1: I genuinely can't remember the actor's name very much. Reminded
Speaker 1: me of my brother. Well, you've just lost the game
Speaker 1: because it was Todd Carthy.
Speaker 3: That's the one. He was a bit of a dream
Speaker 3: boat in in in early in the early eighties with.
Speaker 1: That massive mole. Well there's no accounting for taties.
Speaker 3: I mean, he wasn't a dream boat to me. I
Speaker 3: was about that ship, I know. I used to have
Speaker 3: a pair of Box System with this material I.
Speaker 1: Have nineteen nineties. Yeah, anyway, so you get a reset.
Speaker 1: So who said that breaker? General Knowledge or TV Troupe?
Speaker 1: Who said who said that? Get out of my pat? Okay?
Speaker 1: Who said what was it? Who said? Who said we
Speaker 1: can tilt the world a little bit to favor the poor?
Speaker 1: No idea? Mother? Theresa? Was it? Was it Mahatma Gandhi,
Speaker 1: Bob Geldoff or Princess Diana. Oh, that sounds like a
Speaker 1: Geldoff thing. It does sound like a Geldoff thing. However,
Speaker 1: you just won the game. It was Bob Geldoff. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so that's the first one you've got, right, well done. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm on a roll. Now you've got one that's not
Speaker 1: a role. It's the beginning of a role. I can
Speaker 1: feel it coming on. I can feel it coming on the.
Speaker 3: Next, the next, the next run is just going to
Speaker 3: be winner after winner after winner.
Speaker 1: Okay, So tiebreaker, General Knowledge or TV Trivia? I want
Speaker 1: a breaker? Okay, this one? How many American footballs were
Speaker 1: signed at the world's largest autograph signing by professional athletes
Speaker 1: in January two thousand and eight.
Speaker 3: I may have spoke too soon. I think the answer
Speaker 3: is enough. Enough of what enough footballs were signed?
Speaker 1: And how many is enough? Many is enough? I'm going
Speaker 1: to need a number. No, you don't, I am otherwise
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 3: It's enough to beat the previous world records. And that's
Speaker 3: just technically correct. No, I didn't say a world record.
Speaker 3: You've invented parts.
Speaker 1: Of the question. What you said? No, dear, how many
Speaker 1: number required? American footballs were signed at the world's largest
Speaker 1: autograph sign me by professional athletes in two thousand and eight,
Speaker 1: world's largest autographs signed. That's say, the most most amount
Speaker 1: of football signed.
Speaker 3: To be the largest worth it has to be a record.
Speaker 3: So I think I think I've been factually correct in
Speaker 3: both the question now.
Speaker 1: And the world's biggest signing of football's the world's biggest autograph.
Speaker 3: Signing Potato, Potato, that's in the second one.
Speaker 1: I've got a second one, right, I told you I
Speaker 1: was on a roll. You've just lost the game because
Speaker 1: answers four thy five hundred, which is enough? It's not enough? Right?
Speaker 1: All the shine of one thousand spotlights, towers of gold
Speaker 1: are still too little. It's never enough. Right. General knowledge
Speaker 1: or TV trivia, Give me general knowledge, or give me
Speaker 1: death cake or death What is the world largest rodent,
Speaker 1: Mike benyon Rowe, Is that your final answer?
Speaker 3: Uh, the Tasmanian Devil.
Speaker 1: Missed? You just lost the game. It's the kapit Bara.
Speaker 1: Isn't it a Tasmanian devil? No, Tasmanian Devil's about this
Speaker 1: big capy barraking massive. Maybe it's just a Tasmanian devil
Speaker 1: that's not been on the do yet from a different
Speaker 1: part of the world. Tasmanian Devil's famously found in Tasmania.
Speaker 1: I might not be taking this gable together seriously wearing
Speaker 1: that shirt. We're not surprised. TV Trivor is the last one?
Speaker 1: Go on? Then? In what year was the Antiques road
Speaker 1: Show first broadcast? Oh, we were talking about them earlier.
Speaker 1: We were, Oh, I think you want the options? Oh
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Speaker 1: Right were the options nineteen seventy seven, nineteen eighty seven
Speaker 1: or nineteen eighty two, nineteen eighty two, nineteen seventy seven.
Speaker 1: You lost the game completely there? Right? Last one? Now, oh,
Speaker 1: all right, and you're not going to get to pick.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I'm going to pick for you. Oh no, However,
Speaker 1: will I get it right same way you've got all
Speaker 1: the other ones right by not? What speed in males
Speaker 1: per hour does the planet Mercury orbit the Sun enough enough?
Speaker 3: As if it was less than enough, it would spin
Speaker 3: out the galaxy.
Speaker 1: If it wasn't enough, it would spin out into the galaxy.
Speaker 1: It wasn't enough it to be absorbed by the Sun. Done? Done?
Speaker 3: I have no idea, not a clue, wouldn't have a scoobye.
Speaker 1: Twelve miles per hour? Yeah, stick around because come up
Speaker 1: next to it's me doing crafty queens because this one
Speaker 1: can't do it himself.
Speaker 3: Welcome back to during the cards, and now we're going
Speaker 3: to make something to keep your company at night. It's
Speaker 3: crafty queens.
Speaker 1: Do you get lonely at night? Mister? Increasingly so these days?
Speaker 1: May I make a suggestion, please do stop wearing satin shirts.
Speaker 1: I mean will help with your love life, but it
Speaker 1: will probably help with everybody else. So what we're going
Speaker 1: to do is we're going to take common vegetables and
Speaker 1: vegetables and fruits, fruits and vegetables and order, and what
Speaker 1: is we're going to make it so you're less lonely
Speaker 1: by using them. I have bananas and you have a cucumber. Well,
Speaker 1: there's there's there's one way I can imagine that might
Speaker 1: help me feel less lonely at night. And I think
Speaker 1: you're thinking the right thing, because we're going to make
Speaker 1: veggie powels. Yeah, because that's.
Speaker 3: What you're thinking, right, Yeah, that's absolutely what I was exerting.
Speaker 1: That in your ass sidewards. Once you've finished finished, I
Speaker 1: don't know it is giving me flashbacks to a much
Speaker 1: happier die. Anyway. First thing, I needed to remove the
Speaker 1: plastic from the outside of your cucumber. I've given you
Speaker 1: a pair of scissors to assist.
Speaker 3: I I can peel, peel my cucumber.
Speaker 1: Not quickly, not well, but not quickly or well. No,
Speaker 1: this is actually more of a struggle than I would
Speaker 1: have imagined, which is why I gave you a pair
Speaker 1: of scissors. You don't need a pair of scissors for this.
Speaker 1: I think you do, clearly. I do. Yes, we have,
Speaker 1: but give me give me some forewarning about what you're
Speaker 1: planning on doing. Removing a plastic wrapper from welcome that right. Now,
Speaker 1: what I've given you some good So I've given you
Speaker 1: some googly eyes I've just dropped from a googly ice
Speaker 1: Google Google eyes, googlely eyes, some pipe cleaners for hands
Speaker 1: and arms and things, and then some card to do
Speaker 1: like happy faces and things. So I'm giving you free
Speaker 1: rein at this point to design your veggie paladin with. Okay, right,
Speaker 1: let's give this a go. Then, yes, let's and if
Speaker 1: you're very lucky and you're very well behaved, got a
Speaker 1: potato there that you can do. But again, very lucky,
Speaker 1: very well behaved. Okay. The one one thing I've learned
Speaker 1: about you misted you don't get lucky. I would like
Speaker 1: to argue with you, but unfortunately I know that I
Speaker 1: can't have a leg to stand on. Already. See that's
Speaker 1: almost human already. Oh, well done. Yeah, some glogly eyes
Speaker 1: on a banana. Everyone's happy. So have you done this
Speaker 1: sort of thing before? Missed? I've not usually gone to
Speaker 1: the bottle of decorating it. Now, okay, hey, have you
Speaker 1: just twisted that piped in a round? Yes? I have.
Speaker 3: Well, I didn't want to pierce it through. I did
Speaker 3: want to ruin structural integrity.
Speaker 1: Could glued it on. I could have glued it on, yes,
Speaker 1: but I didn't. I'm gluey. H Where am I going
Speaker 1: to go from here?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: It's all downhill from here? Oh?
Speaker 3: I think I might try.
Speaker 1: Have you chopped the end of the cucumber?
Speaker 3: I have to give it a strong solid base or
Speaker 3: into a suction cup.
Speaker 1: So the other side of the of the cucumber, where
Speaker 1: is it? It's on the table.
Speaker 3: You can see it there, Okay, just because you know
Speaker 3: form well, it would take a bit more than that,
Speaker 3: even after all this, all this time.
Speaker 1: So have you ever made vegetables before? I can't say
Speaker 1: that I have.
Speaker 3: I have had very lonely periods in my life. I
Speaker 3: will will confess to that, but not that lonely that
Speaker 3: I've had to make imaginary friends out of vegetables.
Speaker 1: He is, aren't imaginary friends, they are real friends. I'm
Speaker 1: not asking you to make believe that you've made a
Speaker 1: friend out of a vegetable. I'm asking you to make
Speaker 1: a friend out of a vegetable.
Speaker 3: To be fair, most of my friends are vegetables. And
Speaker 3: yes I do include you in that.
Speaker 1: It's bash not very that is a mal vegetable.
Speaker 3: I beg to differ, and I use exhibit A what
Speaker 3: we're doing right now as as as as evidence right.
Speaker 1: So, because because I have to pick things that you
Speaker 1: can do, I you should see my artistic endeavors at
Speaker 1: keep threatening to do this, and yet nobody has witnessed them.
Speaker 1: The problem I have here I made a miscalculation with
Speaker 1: some super glue, so I have a veget peal and
Speaker 1: extra arms. Oh dear, I'm being asked I didn't have
Speaker 1: a glugan from the gallery. Well it's a very good point.
Speaker 1: Why did you not have a glugen that didn't take off? Oh?
Speaker 1: Am I going to be able to achieve this? I
Speaker 1: don't know if you can achieve anything missed. I mean
Speaker 1: you can achieve anything you want too, missed. And then
Speaker 1: I just need to make it so it can sit down.
Speaker 1: So when the chop his dick off, I'll go. The
Speaker 1: right thing is I say, I've got a veggie pal. Now,
Speaker 1: how are you getting on? I'm getting somewhere, Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: just playing with the girl on my thumb. I think, okay,
Speaker 1: let me try with that. I think you might be
Speaker 1: quite impress with mine. I've not used the potato, and
Speaker 1: what makes you to think I'm going to be impressed
Speaker 1: by that because you've got low standards and low expectations
Speaker 1: of me. Oh, I do have a very low expectation
Speaker 1: to be miss your right there to be impressed by something. Oh, okay,
Speaker 1: so I think I think I'm done. Okay, so misthinks
Speaker 1: is done. I know I am done. In So remember,
Speaker 1: if you can't get any pin or any vigien or
Speaker 1: anything in between, use a banana and be a crafty queen.
Speaker 3: Come on, come on, come on.
Speaker 1: Come on. Well there's a tribute act that we didn't
Speaker 1: expect to see from mister today. You proud of yourself there.
Speaker 3: Well, let's have a look at at your little bit rudimentary, really.
Speaker 1: Isn't it.
Speaker 3: It's it's Paul called called it called Paul the banana?
Speaker 3: Is that in tribute to her certain member of our gallery? No, no,
Speaker 3: well he's had his nose fixed. Yeah, it's a bit rudement, he.
Speaker 1: Said, had his nose fixed. He went in for surgery
Speaker 1: to get something removed, like Britney spears with Britney spears
Speaker 1: when she kept waiting for a knee operation, came out
Speaker 1: with bigger tits. Well, I see, I see your efforts,
Speaker 1: and I would like because I think it's better this time.
Speaker 1: For once my efforts, I give you the muscle Mary cucumber.
Speaker 1: He's got a little six pack and pectorals and dig
Speaker 1: muskalier arms and eyes bulging for too many steroids. That's
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Speaker 1: he is sticking a muscled cucumber up his own rectum.
Speaker 1: I'm in love. Thank you for watching, and we'll see
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