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<v Speaker 1>Did you have dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome

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<v Speaker 1>to another edition of idiotology.

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<v Speaker 2>We'd let your taco one on one one w jr R,

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<v Speaker 2>but you're freaking idiots.

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<v Speaker 1>Oops.

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<v Speaker 2>What we might want to remind the listeners about the

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<v Speaker 2>Metallica tickets?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, yeah, little less than ten minutes from now.

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<v Speaker 1>You say we play it goes up on the JR

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<v Speaker 1>Facebook page for voting. Yes, so you just go to

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<v Speaker 1>the JR Facebook page in about ten minutes get your

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<v Speaker 1>vote in one time, one time only.

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<v Speaker 3>For this morning.

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<v Speaker 2>You say we played Artists, which I think is our

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<v Speaker 2>lady piece.

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<v Speaker 1>If I'm okay, I'm not mistaken, that's all right. It'll

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<v Speaker 1>be up about seven to twenty, Right around seven to twenty.

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<v Speaker 1>Place a vote sometime before nine o'clock when we play

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<v Speaker 1>back the song with the most votes again, only vote once,

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<v Speaker 1>and somebody who randomly votes at the JR Facebook page

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<v Speaker 1>is picked to win Metallica tickets.

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<v Speaker 2>So uh, woman was more like us escorted out of

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<v Speaker 2>one of the Disneyland parks in California this week.

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<v Speaker 3>Which one was it?

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<v Speaker 2>It was California Adventure Park, Disney's California Adventure Park in Anaheim.

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<v Speaker 1>She didn't throw a chicken to the to the animals

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<v Speaker 1>in a cage or anything.

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<v Speaker 3>Did she like the Australian guy. No the other day.

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<v Speaker 2>No, what she did was she tried to pass off

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<v Speaker 2>her two young kids as being under the age of

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<v Speaker 2>two and sneaking them in for free. And apparently they've

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<v Speaker 2>had her on the watch list. And this is like

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<v Speaker 2>the fourth time she's tried to pull this crap.

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<v Speaker 1>And let me guess the kids look about six and seven.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, they're probably more like the four or five zone there.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, come on, lady, and those are definitely not under two.

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<v Speaker 2>They're like grabbing.

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<v Speaker 3>Are they making a sleeve? Bobby, Bobby?

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<v Speaker 1>No, what a great mother, what a great experiens. I

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<v Speaker 1>know we're all about getting a deal. I'm raising my hand,

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<v Speaker 1>I am. I'm guilty of that too. But when I

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<v Speaker 1>was a kid, there were many times I stood on

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<v Speaker 1>my tippy toes to make it on certain rides. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>and I may have snuck like a sub into a

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<v Speaker 1>theme park and bought your ticket, or your parents bought

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<v Speaker 1>your ticket, and or friend's parents worked out there and

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<v Speaker 1>got us in free legit wise, But come on, lady,

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<v Speaker 1>you're you're you're showing your kids that it's okay to

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<v Speaker 1>cheat the system. When I stuck a submarine sandwich in

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<v Speaker 1>my pants, I just I played it off like I

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<v Speaker 1>was packed and then uh and I didn't make kids

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<v Speaker 1>know that the sub that we ate was from there.

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<v Speaker 1>She did end up getting herself arrested because she decided

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<v Speaker 1>to pitch a fit over all of this good and

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<v Speaker 1>uh yeah, and now the kids get to see that

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<v Speaker 1>happiest place on earth. Ain't their fault?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I you know, don't.

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<v Speaker 1>Mess with the happiest place on earth, lady, nobody rides

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<v Speaker 1>for free. Uh huh, gass, grass or ass.

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<v Speaker 2>If we didn't already have a hands down headline of

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<v Speaker 2>the week winter, this would have been a contender, I think.

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<v Speaker 1>Headline of the week that he speaks of in case

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<v Speaker 1>you weren't.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, it was an early bird special earlier this week,

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<v Speaker 2>and I was like, look, just stop all the voting

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<v Speaker 2>right now on this one.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah it was what day was that? Oh it was yesterday?

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<v Speaker 3>Was it yesterday? Yeah? Yesterday.

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<v Speaker 1>We podcasted the Idiotology in the five o'clock hour, w

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<v Speaker 1>j r R dot COM's last podcast. It had to

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<v Speaker 1>do with conservative virgins, uh using other methods to keep

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<v Speaker 1>the virginity.

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<v Speaker 3>Just leave it at that.

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<v Speaker 1>Listen to the podcast. Yeah, we're all worth it. We

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<v Speaker 1>can't bring it up right now. Don't elaborate.

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<v Speaker 2>It was a safe harbor deal, so you'll have to

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<v Speaker 2>track the podcast segment down if anyway, that's it. This

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<v Speaker 2>would have been a word the contender. I think normally

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<v Speaker 2>in normal conditions, taco, I'll write it down regardless. Wildfire

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<v Speaker 2>was caused by man trying to cremate his dog. Oh man,

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<v Speaker 2>it's in Colorado.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't need wildfires there, but poor guy lost his dog.

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<v Speaker 3>One could only.

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<v Speaker 2>Hope burn down half the forest trying to cremate it.

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<v Speaker 3>But do it yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>Dog cremation, I'm I don't How could you ever cremate

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<v Speaker 1>your own dog.

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<v Speaker 2>It's hard enough to bury your own Oh God, here's

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<v Speaker 2>what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna cream god. And I

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<v Speaker 2>know some of you are going, what do you mean?

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<v Speaker 2>How could you cremate your own dog? You cremate your

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<v Speaker 2>own roal? No, you pay someone to do it, and

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<v Speaker 2>look sure you know you don't do it.

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<v Speaker 1>Unless you work at one of those places a cremation crematory,

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<v Speaker 1>which we do.

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<v Speaker 2>Have a couple of listeners who do that for a living,

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<v Speaker 2>giving us very vivid descriptions of what their job consists,

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<v Speaker 2>and we thank you for that.

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<v Speaker 1>Way too many details where one night we were out

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<v Speaker 1>doing like a Thursday night football or something.

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<v Speaker 3>This guy went in deep on it.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I can't do it anymore, dude, here's some concert tickets.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, don't, don't cremate your own pet. You're right, just

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<v Speaker 1>burying a pet. I know it's Friday while in a

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<v Speaker 1>we're all in a good mood. It just burying the

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<v Speaker 1>pets hard enough. You know, you put like a special

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<v Speaker 1>rock there, like where our cat died. I put a

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<v Speaker 1>little smile rock, Like, hey, dude, sorry you ate that

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<v Speaker 1>poisonous vine.

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<v Speaker 3>Rip.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not going to cook the sub bitch God. And

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<v Speaker 1>if this guy's kid saw.

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<v Speaker 2>It, okay, a new uh entry into the chicken sea.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not going to say that they're really in the

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<v Speaker 2>sandwich wars here, because this is a gourmet chicken sandwich

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<v Speaker 2>New York deal. And we've had many a fried chicken

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<v Speaker 2>sandwich round table.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we know, we know a good fried chicken sandwich

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<v Speaker 1>or too.

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<v Speaker 2>Most places, look at this point, if you're even going

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<v Speaker 2>to offer a fried chicken sandwich. You better bring it

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<v Speaker 2>because expectations have been set pretty high.

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<v Speaker 1>Who was it that had that one chicken sandwich that

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<v Speaker 1>was all the rave?

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<v Speaker 2>It was Papa Hopeyes, Popeyes it you're the ones who

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<v Speaker 2>started all this crap. Now great, you know, well Chick

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<v Speaker 2>fil As, all right, but they were they wanted to

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<v Speaker 2>who first really wanted to shoot a shot over the

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<v Speaker 2>bow Chick fil A, and then it all, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>took off from there and everybody and their brothers.

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<v Speaker 3>Doing chicken sandwiches.

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<v Speaker 2>This place in New York is a takeout place called

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<v Speaker 2>bird Box. It opened in Midtown Manhattan in July and

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<v Speaker 2>they're getting a lot of tension attention for their nineteen

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<v Speaker 2>dollars fried chicken sandwich.

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<v Speaker 1>Are they multiple locations of bird Box? I think they

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<v Speaker 1>might be. No, It is based on a high end restaurant.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the chefs who operate some high end restaurant and

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<v Speaker 1>they just did this as an offshoot and it comes.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not even a chicken breast. It's the full leg, quarter, drumstick,

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<v Speaker 1>and thigh.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess with the chicken foot still attached. They just

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<v Speaker 2>fry the whole thing. I put it on our Facebook page.

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<v Speaker 1>If you want to that that is kind of chefy.

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<v Speaker 3>You want to take a look.

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<v Speaker 4>We serve the sandwich as a testament to the quality

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<v Speaker 4>of the chicken that we serve, and that goes for

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<v Speaker 4>the wings and the breast. Hand though, but this is

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<v Speaker 4>I see it and believe it proof. So the foot

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<v Speaker 4>is our way to show that what you're getting is

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<v Speaker 4>unnatural and freely raised chicken that we are proud to serve.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a special cut that we have which is then

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<v Speaker 4>painstakingly prepared over days and nights to get the juicy

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<v Speaker 4>and tend the flavor that we're known for.

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<v Speaker 2>Here the sandwich is called clawed the claw.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, let me see looking.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god, but again the whole thing is just battered

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<v Speaker 2>and fried.

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<v Speaker 1>They just went too far with this. It's the it's

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<v Speaker 1>the entire I know that. I know people eat chicken

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<v Speaker 1>feet leg quarter. Yeah, but it is. I know you

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<v Speaker 1>mentioned the leg quarter, but I now they're showing it

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<v Speaker 1>now they've seen the visual hanging out of a sesame

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<v Speaker 1>seed bun and it it looks like the leg in

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<v Speaker 1>foot of a buzzard.

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<v Speaker 2>The good thing is you can use those chicken feed

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<v Speaker 2>as toothpacks.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you can.

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<v Speaker 2>I see I can't the whole chicken foot thing for me.

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<v Speaker 2>I told it goes back to Thosowski family food days.

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<v Speaker 2>The store served, yeah, chicken feed the soul food clientele.

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<v Speaker 2>We had a very large We had some cuts of meat.

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<v Speaker 1>Which and all started loving soul food because yes, and

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<v Speaker 1>I was turned onto a lot of stuff. But I

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<v Speaker 1>could never come to bear anything that the chicken feet

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<v Speaker 1>were used for. And we used to sell picture, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>the styrofoam trays you get your normal cuts of beef

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<v Speaker 1>with picture a styrofoam tray with fifty or sixty chicken

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<v Speaker 1>feet wrapped over. No, no, did I have the Maxi

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<v Speaker 1>pat on it like the state Still, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't have that at my local grocery store. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not sure. Somebody texted in pat. I know an idiot

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<v Speaker 1>that tried cremating his dog on the grill.

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<v Speaker 3>Didn't work.

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<v Speaker 1>Listen, bring your dog to the vet.

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<v Speaker 2>Go that extra and they'll they'll have it taken to

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<v Speaker 2>a couple of fine services that do that procedure here

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<v Speaker 2>in well everywhere.

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<v Speaker 1>And if you're if you're saying the cost, I know,

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<v Speaker 1>but you would have bought three more bags of dog

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<v Speaker 1>food if old Jeffy Stop Rock Station j R R

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<v Speaker 1>day are