Speaker 1: Did you have dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome
Speaker 1: to another edition of idiotology.
Speaker 2: We'd let your taco one on one one w jr R,
Speaker 2: but you're freaking idiots.
Speaker 1: Oops.
Speaker 2: What we might want to remind the listeners about the
Speaker 2: Metallica tickets?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, little less than ten minutes from now.
Speaker 1: You say we play it goes up on the JR
Speaker 1: Facebook page for voting. Yes, so you just go to
Speaker 1: the JR Facebook page in about ten minutes get your
Speaker 1: vote in one time, one time only.
Speaker 3: For this morning.
Speaker 2: You say we played Artists, which I think is our
Speaker 2: lady piece.
Speaker 1: If I'm okay, I'm not mistaken, that's all right. It'll
Speaker 1: be up about seven to twenty, Right around seven to twenty.
Speaker 1: Place a vote sometime before nine o'clock when we play
Speaker 1: back the song with the most votes again, only vote once,
Speaker 1: and somebody who randomly votes at the JR Facebook page
Speaker 1: is picked to win Metallica tickets.
Speaker 2: So uh, woman was more like us escorted out of
Speaker 2: one of the Disneyland parks in California this week.
Speaker 3: Which one was it?
Speaker 2: It was California Adventure Park, Disney's California Adventure Park in Anaheim.
Speaker 1: She didn't throw a chicken to the to the animals
Speaker 1: in a cage or anything.
Speaker 3: Did she like the Australian guy. No the other day.
Speaker 2: No, what she did was she tried to pass off
Speaker 2: her two young kids as being under the age of
Speaker 2: two and sneaking them in for free. And apparently they've
Speaker 2: had her on the watch list. And this is like
Speaker 2: the fourth time she's tried to pull this crap.
Speaker 1: And let me guess the kids look about six and seven.
Speaker 2: Well, they're probably more like the four or five zone there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, come on, lady, and those are definitely not under two.
Speaker 2: They're like grabbing.
Speaker 3: Are they making a sleeve? Bobby, Bobby?
Speaker 1: No, what a great mother, what a great experiens. I
Speaker 1: know we're all about getting a deal. I'm raising my hand,
Speaker 1: I am. I'm guilty of that too. But when I
Speaker 1: was a kid, there were many times I stood on
Speaker 1: my tippy toes to make it on certain rides. Yes,
Speaker 1: and I may have snuck like a sub into a
Speaker 1: theme park and bought your ticket, or your parents bought
Speaker 1: your ticket, and or friend's parents worked out there and
Speaker 1: got us in free legit wise, But come on, lady,
Speaker 1: you're you're you're showing your kids that it's okay to
Speaker 1: cheat the system. When I stuck a submarine sandwich in
Speaker 1: my pants, I just I played it off like I
Speaker 1: was packed and then uh and I didn't make kids
Speaker 1: know that the sub that we ate was from there.
Speaker 1: She did end up getting herself arrested because she decided
Speaker 1: to pitch a fit over all of this good and
Speaker 1: uh yeah, and now the kids get to see that
Speaker 1: happiest place on earth. Ain't their fault?
Speaker 2: No, I you know, don't.
Speaker 1: Mess with the happiest place on earth, lady, nobody rides
Speaker 1: for free. Uh huh, gass, grass or ass.
Speaker 2: If we didn't already have a hands down headline of
Speaker 2: the week winter, this would have been a contender, I think.
Speaker 1: Headline of the week that he speaks of in case
Speaker 1: you weren't.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it was an early bird special earlier this week,
Speaker 2: and I was like, look, just stop all the voting
Speaker 2: right now on this one.
Speaker 1: Yeah it was what day was that? Oh it was yesterday?
Speaker 3: Was it yesterday? Yeah? Yesterday.
Speaker 1: We podcasted the Idiotology in the five o'clock hour, w
Speaker 1: j r R dot COM's last podcast. It had to
Speaker 1: do with conservative virgins, uh using other methods to keep
Speaker 1: the virginity.
Speaker 3: Just leave it at that.
Speaker 1: Listen to the podcast. Yeah, we're all worth it. We
Speaker 1: can't bring it up right now. Don't elaborate.
Speaker 2: It was a safe harbor deal, so you'll have to
Speaker 2: track the podcast segment down if anyway, that's it. This
Speaker 2: would have been a word the contender. I think normally
Speaker 2: in normal conditions, taco, I'll write it down regardless. Wildfire
Speaker 2: was caused by man trying to cremate his dog. Oh man,
Speaker 2: it's in Colorado.
Speaker 1: I don't need wildfires there, but poor guy lost his dog.
Speaker 3: One could only.
Speaker 2: Hope burn down half the forest trying to cremate it.
Speaker 3: But do it yourself.
Speaker 1: Dog cremation, I'm I don't How could you ever cremate
Speaker 1: your own dog.
Speaker 2: It's hard enough to bury your own Oh God, here's
Speaker 2: what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna cream god. And I
Speaker 2: know some of you are going, what do you mean?
Speaker 2: How could you cremate your own dog? You cremate your
Speaker 2: own roal? No, you pay someone to do it, and
Speaker 2: look sure you know you don't do it.
Speaker 1: Unless you work at one of those places a cremation crematory,
Speaker 1: which we do.
Speaker 2: Have a couple of listeners who do that for a living,
Speaker 2: giving us very vivid descriptions of what their job consists,
Speaker 2: and we thank you for that.
Speaker 1: Way too many details where one night we were out
Speaker 1: doing like a Thursday night football or something.
Speaker 3: This guy went in deep on it.
Speaker 2: Okay, I can't do it anymore, dude, here's some concert tickets.
Speaker 1: Yeah, don't, don't cremate your own pet. You're right, just
Speaker 1: burying a pet. I know it's Friday while in a
Speaker 1: we're all in a good mood. It just burying the
Speaker 1: pets hard enough. You know, you put like a special
Speaker 1: rock there, like where our cat died. I put a
Speaker 1: little smile rock, Like, hey, dude, sorry you ate that
Speaker 1: poisonous vine.
Speaker 3: Rip.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to cook the sub bitch God. And
Speaker 1: if this guy's kid saw.
Speaker 2: It, okay, a new uh entry into the chicken sea.
Speaker 2: I'm not going to say that they're really in the
Speaker 2: sandwich wars here, because this is a gourmet chicken sandwich
Speaker 2: New York deal. And we've had many a fried chicken
Speaker 2: sandwich round table.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we know, we know a good fried chicken sandwich
Speaker 1: or too.
Speaker 2: Most places, look at this point, if you're even going
Speaker 2: to offer a fried chicken sandwich. You better bring it
Speaker 2: because expectations have been set pretty high.
Speaker 1: Who was it that had that one chicken sandwich that
Speaker 1: was all the rave?
Speaker 2: It was Papa Hopeyes, Popeyes it you're the ones who
Speaker 2: started all this crap. Now great, you know, well Chick
Speaker 2: fil As, all right, but they were they wanted to
Speaker 2: who first really wanted to shoot a shot over the
Speaker 2: bow Chick fil A, and then it all, you know,
Speaker 2: took off from there and everybody and their brothers.
Speaker 3: Doing chicken sandwiches.
Speaker 2: This place in New York is a takeout place called
Speaker 2: bird Box. It opened in Midtown Manhattan in July and
Speaker 2: they're getting a lot of tension attention for their nineteen
Speaker 2: dollars fried chicken sandwich.
Speaker 1: Are they multiple locations of bird Box? I think they
Speaker 1: might be. No, It is based on a high end restaurant.
Speaker 1: It's the chefs who operate some high end restaurant and
Speaker 1: they just did this as an offshoot and it comes.
Speaker 1: It's not even a chicken breast. It's the full leg, quarter, drumstick,
Speaker 1: and thigh.
Speaker 2: I guess with the chicken foot still attached. They just
Speaker 2: fry the whole thing. I put it on our Facebook page.
Speaker 1: If you want to that that is kind of chefy.
Speaker 3: You want to take a look.
Speaker 4: We serve the sandwich as a testament to the quality
Speaker 4: of the chicken that we serve, and that goes for
Speaker 4: the wings and the breast. Hand though, but this is
Speaker 4: I see it and believe it proof. So the foot
Speaker 4: is our way to show that what you're getting is
Speaker 4: unnatural and freely raised chicken that we are proud to serve.
Speaker 4: It's a special cut that we have which is then
Speaker 4: painstakingly prepared over days and nights to get the juicy
Speaker 4: and tend the flavor that we're known for.
Speaker 2: Here the sandwich is called clawed the claw.
Speaker 3: All right, let me see looking.
Speaker 2: Oh god, but again the whole thing is just battered
Speaker 2: and fried.
Speaker 1: They just went too far with this. It's the it's
Speaker 1: the entire I know that. I know people eat chicken
Speaker 1: feet leg quarter. Yeah, but it is. I know you
Speaker 1: mentioned the leg quarter, but I now they're showing it
Speaker 1: now they've seen the visual hanging out of a sesame
Speaker 1: seed bun and it it looks like the leg in
Speaker 1: foot of a buzzard.
Speaker 2: The good thing is you can use those chicken feed
Speaker 2: as toothpacks.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can.
Speaker 2: I see I can't the whole chicken foot thing for me.
Speaker 2: I told it goes back to Thosowski family food days.
Speaker 2: The store served, yeah, chicken feed the soul food clientele.
Speaker 2: We had a very large We had some cuts of meat.
Speaker 1: Which and all started loving soul food because yes, and
Speaker 1: I was turned onto a lot of stuff. But I
Speaker 1: could never come to bear anything that the chicken feet
Speaker 1: were used for. And we used to sell picture, you know,
Speaker 1: the styrofoam trays you get your normal cuts of beef
Speaker 1: with picture a styrofoam tray with fifty or sixty chicken
Speaker 1: feet wrapped over. No, no, did I have the Maxi
Speaker 1: pat on it like the state Still, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I didn't have that at my local grocery store. I'm
Speaker 1: not sure. Somebody texted in pat. I know an idiot
Speaker 1: that tried cremating his dog on the grill.
Speaker 3: Didn't work.
Speaker 1: Listen, bring your dog to the vet.
Speaker 2: Go that extra and they'll they'll have it taken to
Speaker 2: a couple of fine services that do that procedure here
Speaker 2: in well everywhere.
Speaker 1: And if you're if you're saying the cost, I know,
Speaker 1: but you would have bought three more bags of dog
Speaker 1: food if old Jeffy Stop Rock Station j R R
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