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<v Speaker 1>It's the fuck that to the day, we make you

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<v Speaker 1>look smart in front of your buddies. It's that to

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<v Speaker 1>the day.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, let's make you look smart in front of

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<v Speaker 2>your buddies. You don't even have to give us credit

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<v Speaker 2>that you heard it. Just just bust these things out

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<v Speaker 2>at the water cooler at work today. Just make yourself

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<v Speaker 2>look smart. Oh you can tell your friends that. And

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<v Speaker 2>this may be surprising to some of you. Most varieties

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<v Speaker 2>of oreos are considered vegan. That includes the classic, the

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<v Speaker 2>old double stuff, Mega stuff, golden, and thins. They do

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<v Speaker 2>not contain milk, eggs, or any other animal products. You're

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<v Speaker 2>good to go vegan. Munch away on those oreos. I'll

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<v Speaker 2>stay with me. Hal, I hope you're up. I hope

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<v Speaker 2>you had your coffee.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, house, A.

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<v Speaker 2>Spotted animal can have a stripe tail. A striped animal

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<v Speaker 2>can never have a spotted tail.

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<v Speaker 1>It is fuck whoa, It's just a good rule.

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<v Speaker 2>Everybody cutch that. I mean, eyebrows are flying off of

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<v Speaker 2>foreheads right now. Yeah, finally, were you one of these households?

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<v Speaker 2>Thirty percent of households in America in nineteen ninety had

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<v Speaker 2>a Nintendo. It's neat go back to nineteen ninety, Maybe Alice,

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<v Speaker 2>you were too young. Yes, no Nintendo, yet not too young.

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<v Speaker 2>Too young out there, thumbs up. You had a Nintendo.

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<v Speaker 2>I think. I think my sister had a Nintendo. Only

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<v Speaker 2>twenty three percent had personal computers back then, but Nintendo's

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<v Speaker 2>were ruling. It's the fuck that to the day.

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<v Speaker 1>We make you look smart in front of your body's

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<v Speaker 1>this the fuck that to the day.