Speaker 1: A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome
Speaker 1: to another edition of Idiotology. We'd let your taco one
Speaker 1: on one one w jr R. But your freaking idiots
Speaker 1: all right, I remember to get your vote in for you?
Speaker 1: Say we play you got three choices from Skillet this morning.
Speaker 1: We'll play the one with the most votes back at nine,
Speaker 1: and then someone who votes will send you to highly
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Speaker 1: Anyway, so I'll vote for you. Say it, we play
Speaker 1: it fifteen minutes.
Speaker 2: To do that, I gotta close out this other. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: you are three songs from Skillet. The one with the
Speaker 2: most votes play back at nine is pat That said
Speaker 2: all that, Well, then we're moving on in highly suspect tickets.
Speaker 2: Somebody gets yes, I'm ready.
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Speaker 1: Well well, well, well what do we have here?
Speaker 2: Float of man, fload of man's floating man got to
Speaker 2: be a flying man.
Speaker 1: He's got to be a flying man. Florida Man on
Speaker 1: to Go Again has made his way down to southwestern
Speaker 1: Florida in Lee County. Lee County represent He is literally
Speaker 1: on the go Florida Man on a riding lawnmower on
Speaker 1: a rampage through a neighborhood where he mowed down several
Speaker 1: mailboxes until he met a mailbox that offered some resistance
Speaker 1: and he went ass over teakettle, leaving the riding lawnmower behind,
Speaker 1: as well as his Pittsburgh Steelers hat and a pair
Speaker 1: of sunglasses. Video footage of him meeting the resistant mailbox
Speaker 1: were happy to share with you on our Facebook page
Speaker 1: this morning. Did you say he was drinking? I did
Speaker 1: not say he was drinking. I would think he probably was, though,
Speaker 1: as he was on a riding lawnmower, just haphazardly smashing
Speaker 1: over a mailboxes in a residential area.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, he busts it again? J r r
Speaker 2: Facebook page. How that taste? How did what taste?
Speaker 1: Bob? The front yard? Is that? Is that a cement mailbox? No,
Speaker 1: it's made of concrete. Oh okay, cement once again, the
Speaker 1: uh material that ultimately makes concrete again jr.
Speaker 2: Our Facebook page. You want to check that out? Nice
Speaker 2: talk the riding lawnmar.
Speaker 1: I'm guessing the mower must have been stolen if you
Speaker 1: left the damn thing behind. Probably. Yeah. How much do
Speaker 1: those riding lawnmowers go? I've never priced him. I don't know. No,
Speaker 1: it probably depends on how much horsepower, how big of
Speaker 1: a deck. I'm just I'm just looking at how many
Speaker 1: cup holders you have on it? Price?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: Do I even want to exactly? Do I even want
Speaker 2: to search this? Because then I'm gonna get riding lngmowers
Speaker 2: lawnmowers forever.
Speaker 1: Then there's the fine line between riding lawnmower and with
Speaker 1: the then next level tractor tractor which is more of
Speaker 1: a multi purpose. Uh, you know, I don't really think
Speaker 1: that I need.
Speaker 2: A tractor to my my heart in Maitland riding long equipment.
Speaker 1: Just give me your average price, dude, might have to
Speaker 1: do that.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's a that's a tractor there, John Deere, you
Speaker 2: don't play around.
Speaker 1: He's like John Daily blows in store offerings. It's just
Speaker 1: gonna take me too long. Pat, Oh, here we go. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they do give them to me.
Speaker 2: You're looking about twenty four hundred dollars for a nice
Speaker 2: little uh John Deere pat seventeen to five horsepower gas
Speaker 2: hydraulics hydrostatic. Uh, there's a one for sixteen to ninety.
Speaker 2: And there goes the flood. There goes the floodgates. At
Speaker 2: the text line, we're three four k at low.
Speaker 1: Bring a concrete slash cements. If you bring up working
Speaker 1: outdoors specifically on yards, you know what's gonna happen here, Taco.
Speaker 2: You've opened the floodgates. Somebody said up to fifteen grand.
Speaker 2: And then there's thanks for the BWO stickers. Just got
Speaker 2: them in the mail. If you want your BWO stickers
Speaker 2: and you don't have them yet. Send us a self
Speaker 2: address damped envelope to the station.
Speaker 1: Tell me if you haven't heard this, If you've heard
Speaker 1: this before, person is deeply disappointed with the results of
Speaker 1: using a California psychic to find love. This was the
Speaker 1: case with a Canadian woman who, well, it took her
Speaker 1: to get to the I've now spent fifty thousand dollars
Speaker 1: range to know she's been fleeced.
Speaker 3: When she did the reading, she found there was a man.
Speaker 3: I said, yes, there's a man I like at the gym,
Speaker 3: and she's, well, I can bring this man closer to
Speaker 3: you at for five hundred and fifty dollars. He transferred
Speaker 3: twelve to fifteen thousand, but she said she preferred cash.
Speaker 1: So I was dropping off a lot of cats. How
Speaker 1: many red flags do you need? Ladies in her house?
Speaker 3: If everything was going so great, I said to her,
Speaker 3: why isn't anything happening for me? All I'm doing is
Speaker 3: paying you money exactly, I'm paying you thousands and thousands
Speaker 3: of dollars and I'm not getting nothing.
Speaker 1: She didn't work. That's the problem. I gave her. Want
Speaker 1: different services, That's what I gave her.
Speaker 2: What a dumbass? I'm sorry if that's on you, It
Speaker 2: truly is.
Speaker 1: You see those commercials for California psychics, it's like they
Speaker 1: have a union or something. Didn't you write what was
Speaker 1: the story about your wife and the psychic with you?
Speaker 1: I was in Cassadaga before we were married.
Speaker 2: Said you are falling for somebody that's involved with music.
Speaker 1: I never said. She's told uh skinnered at she sees
Speaker 1: something to do in her life, in her big picture life,
Speaker 1: radio having a huge impact on her life. One comes
Speaker 1: the best catch ever.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a looker, an old lynch looker. Somebody said, Pat,
Speaker 2: those are garbage mowers. Cost twelve k for a John
Speaker 2: Deere for a good John Dere commercial mowers thirteen to
Speaker 2: fifteen grand, forty eight and fifty two inches. I pay
Speaker 2: a kid twenty five bucks a week to cut weed
Speaker 2: and edge.
Speaker 1: There you go. Finally there's this because we just depart landscaping.
Speaker 1: One on one portion of the show, a deer hunter
Speaker 1: in Texas was busted for hunting from a porta potty
Speaker 1: that he had painted in a camouflage color and dragged
Speaker 1: out into the woods using that as his blind support.
Speaker 1: A potty, which that in and of itself. Yeah, if
Speaker 1: If that's what you want to use as your blind
Speaker 1: that's that's fine. Where he screwed up, Taco was dragging
Speaker 1: this camouflage port a potty out onto private property and
Speaker 1: setting up and blowing away deer. Oh yeah, that's not
Speaker 1: the good idea out there. No. Yeah? So did he
Speaker 1: just have the barrel hanging right out of the body.
Speaker 1: Have it on the Facebook page if you want to
Speaker 1: take a look at his set up there. He just
Speaker 1: sit on the toilet and wait.
Speaker 2: Because if you have a barrel out of the portlet
Speaker 2: look like this.
Speaker 1: When you shoot it, you're in this box. That is
Speaker 1: going to be so damn aloud. He had cut a square,
Speaker 1: rectangular shaped slot in the camouflage. Forthlett, You know what
Speaker 1: you do.
Speaker 2: You cut a camera, You cut that rectangle, like you say,
Speaker 2: and then with the piece that you cut out, you
Speaker 2: lay that down as a beer holder, a little bar.
Speaker 2: You got a bar and a portal leg and like
Speaker 2: drinking beer and hunting. Ah yeah, what could possibly go wrong?
Speaker 2: Get you a guy in an orange jacket, no time
Speaker 2: exactly
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