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<v Speaker 1>A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome

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<v Speaker 1>to another edition of Idiotology. We'd let your taco one

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<v Speaker 1>on one one w jr R. But your freaking idiots

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<v Speaker 1>all right, I remember to get your vote in for you?

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<v Speaker 1>Say we play you got three choices from Skillet this morning.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll play the one with the most votes back at nine,

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<v Speaker 1>and then someone who votes will send you to highly

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<v Speaker 1>Suspect Friday at House of Blues.

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<v Speaker 2>Why do our coworkers have to do this to me?

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<v Speaker 2>Somebody comes in here, no names mentioned, This is taco.

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<v Speaker 2>I need you to do me a favor. Check up

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<v Speaker 2>nord dot our nord Underscore Nordic. It's a hold our

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<v Speaker 2>site of hot Nordic chicks.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, so I'll vote for you. Say it, we play

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<v Speaker 1>it fifteen minutes.

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<v Speaker 2>To do that, I gotta close out this other. Okay, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you are three songs from Skillet. The one with the

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<v Speaker 2>most votes play back at nine is pat That said

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<v Speaker 2>all that, Well, then we're moving on in highly suspect tickets.

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<v Speaker 2>Somebody gets yes, I'm ready.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you Petties and Longwood Petties Meets for sponsoring this

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<v Speaker 1>portion of the show. Oh they got if you're thinking

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<v Speaker 1>of making a Valentine's meal for you're sweetie, go there

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<v Speaker 1>and ask them for their cupids deal or shape Delmonico.

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<v Speaker 1>You get the signs, you get some nice wine with that.

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<v Speaker 1>It's all taken care of.

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<v Speaker 2>Again. It's the cupid deal over at Petties Meets in

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<v Speaker 2>Longwood four thirty four.

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<v Speaker 1>Think of it a big heart.

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<v Speaker 2>Shaped Delmonico for you and her or you and him.

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<v Speaker 1>Well well, well, well what do we have here?

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<v Speaker 2>Float of man, fload of man's floating man got to

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<v Speaker 2>be a flying man.

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<v Speaker 1>He's got to be a flying man. Florida Man on

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<v Speaker 1>to Go Again has made his way down to southwestern

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<v Speaker 1>Florida in Lee County. Lee County represent He is literally

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<v Speaker 1>on the go Florida Man on a riding lawnmower on

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<v Speaker 1>a rampage through a neighborhood where he mowed down several

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<v Speaker 1>mailboxes until he met a mailbox that offered some resistance

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<v Speaker 1>and he went ass over teakettle, leaving the riding lawnmower behind,

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<v Speaker 1>as well as his Pittsburgh Steelers hat and a pair

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<v Speaker 1>of sunglasses. Video footage of him meeting the resistant mailbox

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<v Speaker 1>were happy to share with you on our Facebook page

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<v Speaker 1>this morning. Did you say he was drinking? I did

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<v Speaker 1>not say he was drinking. I would think he probably was, though,

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<v Speaker 1>as he was on a riding lawnmower, just haphazardly smashing

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<v Speaker 1>over a mailboxes in a residential area.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, he busts it again? J r r

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<v Speaker 2>Facebook page. How that taste? How did what taste?

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<v Speaker 1>Bob? The front yard? Is that? Is that a cement mailbox? No,

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<v Speaker 1>it's made of concrete. Oh okay, cement once again, the

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<v Speaker 1>uh material that ultimately makes concrete again jr.

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<v Speaker 2>Our Facebook page. You want to check that out? Nice

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<v Speaker 2>talk the riding lawnmar.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm guessing the mower must have been stolen if you

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<v Speaker 1>left the damn thing behind. Probably. Yeah. How much do

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<v Speaker 1>those riding lawnmowers go? I've never priced him. I don't know. No,

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<v Speaker 1>it probably depends on how much horsepower, how big of

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<v Speaker 1>a deck. I'm just I'm just looking at how many

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<v Speaker 1>cup holders you have on it? Price?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Do I even want to exactly? Do I even want

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<v Speaker 2>to search this? Because then I'm gonna get riding lngmowers

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<v Speaker 2>lawnmowers forever.

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<v Speaker 1>Then there's the fine line between riding lawnmower and with

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<v Speaker 1>the then next level tractor tractor which is more of

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<v Speaker 1>a multi purpose. Uh, you know, I don't really think

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<v Speaker 1>that I need.

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<v Speaker 2>A tractor to my my heart in Maitland riding long equipment.

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<v Speaker 1>Just give me your average price, dude, might have to

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<v Speaker 1>do that.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, that's a that's a tractor there, John Deere, you

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<v Speaker 2>don't play around.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like John Daily blows in store offerings. It's just

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<v Speaker 1>gonna take me too long. Pat, Oh, here we go. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they do give them to me.

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<v Speaker 2>You're looking about twenty four hundred dollars for a nice

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<v Speaker 2>little uh John Deere pat seventeen to five horsepower gas

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<v Speaker 2>hydraulics hydrostatic. Uh, there's a one for sixteen to ninety.

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<v Speaker 2>And there goes the flood. There goes the floodgates. At

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<v Speaker 2>the text line, we're three four k at low.

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<v Speaker 1>Bring a concrete slash cements. If you bring up working

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<v Speaker 1>outdoors specifically on yards, you know what's gonna happen here, Taco.

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<v Speaker 2>You've opened the floodgates. Somebody said up to fifteen grand.

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<v Speaker 2>And then there's thanks for the BWO stickers. Just got

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<v Speaker 2>them in the mail. If you want your BWO stickers

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<v Speaker 2>and you don't have them yet. Send us a self

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<v Speaker 2>address damped envelope to the station.

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<v Speaker 1>Tell me if you haven't heard this, If you've heard

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<v Speaker 1>this before, person is deeply disappointed with the results of

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<v Speaker 1>using a California psychic to find love. This was the

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<v Speaker 1>case with a Canadian woman who, well, it took her

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<v Speaker 1>to get to the I've now spent fifty thousand dollars

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<v Speaker 1>range to know she's been fleeced.

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<v Speaker 3>When she did the reading, she found there was a man.

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<v Speaker 3>I said, yes, there's a man I like at the gym,

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<v Speaker 3>and she's, well, I can bring this man closer to

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<v Speaker 3>you at for five hundred and fifty dollars. He transferred

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<v Speaker 3>twelve to fifteen thousand, but she said she preferred cash.

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<v Speaker 1>So I was dropping off a lot of cats. How

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<v Speaker 1>many red flags do you need? Ladies in her house?

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<v Speaker 3>If everything was going so great, I said to her,

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<v Speaker 3>why isn't anything happening for me? All I'm doing is

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<v Speaker 3>paying you money exactly, I'm paying you thousands and thousands

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<v Speaker 3>of dollars and I'm not getting nothing.

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<v Speaker 1>She didn't work. That's the problem. I gave her. Want

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<v Speaker 1>different services, That's what I gave her.

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<v Speaker 2>What a dumbass? I'm sorry if that's on you, It

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<v Speaker 2>truly is.

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<v Speaker 1>You see those commercials for California psychics, it's like they

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<v Speaker 1>have a union or something. Didn't you write what was

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<v Speaker 1>the story about your wife and the psychic with you?

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<v Speaker 1>I was in Cassadaga before we were married.

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<v Speaker 2>Said you are falling for somebody that's involved with music.

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<v Speaker 1>I never said. She's told uh skinnered at she sees

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<v Speaker 1>something to do in her life, in her big picture life,

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<v Speaker 1>radio having a huge impact on her life. One comes

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<v Speaker 1>the best catch ever.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, a looker, an old lynch looker. Somebody said, Pat,

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<v Speaker 2>those are garbage mowers. Cost twelve k for a John

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<v Speaker 2>Deere for a good John Dere commercial mowers thirteen to

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<v Speaker 2>fifteen grand, forty eight and fifty two inches. I pay

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<v Speaker 2>a kid twenty five bucks a week to cut weed

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<v Speaker 2>and edge.

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<v Speaker 1>There you go. Finally there's this because we just depart landscaping.

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<v Speaker 1>One on one portion of the show, a deer hunter

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<v Speaker 1>in Texas was busted for hunting from a porta potty

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<v Speaker 1>that he had painted in a camouflage color and dragged

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<v Speaker 1>out into the woods using that as his blind support.

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<v Speaker 1>A potty, which that in and of itself. Yeah, if

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<v Speaker 1>If that's what you want to use as your blind

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<v Speaker 1>that's that's fine. Where he screwed up, Taco was dragging

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<v Speaker 1>this camouflage port a potty out onto private property and

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<v Speaker 1>setting up and blowing away deer. Oh yeah, that's not

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<v Speaker 1>the good idea out there. No. Yeah? So did he

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<v Speaker 1>just have the barrel hanging right out of the body.

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<v Speaker 1>Have it on the Facebook page if you want to

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<v Speaker 1>take a look at his set up there. He just

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<v Speaker 1>sit on the toilet and wait.

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<v Speaker 2>Because if you have a barrel out of the portlet

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<v Speaker 2>look like this.

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<v Speaker 1>When you shoot it, you're in this box. That is

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<v Speaker 1>going to be so damn aloud. He had cut a square,

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<v Speaker 1>rectangular shaped slot in the camouflage. Forthlett, You know what

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<v Speaker 1>you do.

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<v Speaker 2>You cut a camera, You cut that rectangle, like you say,

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<v Speaker 2>and then with the piece that you cut out, you

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<v Speaker 2>lay that down as a beer holder, a little bar.

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<v Speaker 2>You got a bar and a portal leg and like

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<v Speaker 2>drinking beer and hunting. Ah yeah, what could possibly go wrong?

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<v Speaker 2>Get you a guy in an orange jacket, no time

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<v Speaker 2>exactly

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