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Speaker 2: Hillbilly Horror House, Lies, Betrayals and Secrets one of three.
Speaker 3: David, talk to me. David, please just come downstairs and
talk to me.
Speaker 4: There's nothing to talk about. Apparently you can make our
decisions for us.
Speaker 3: What the hell is that supposed to me?
Speaker 5: What do you think? Amber?
Speaker 4: We're married, married people are discussing when there's a lot
of money involved.
Speaker 5: How could you just tell her what? Take it?
Speaker 6: I know.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I don't know what to marry me, David.
I'm really sorry. Look, I'll call Tracy and tell her
that we need more time to think about it.
Speaker 5: Amber. No, just just just put down the phone.
Speaker 3: Good because I was down in April. You were what nothing, sir?
Speaker 6: For thoughts?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 3: Why not?
Speaker 4: Because the way I see it, we're going to be
broke for the next fifty years. Fixing up your new house?
You mean, yeah, looks like we have a new house.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, thank you. I love you. I'm so excited.
Speaker 5: I have to call April yeah, and I gotta call
Tracy April.
Speaker 3: You are negative, believe what's happening?
Speaker 6: Hello you Samantha speaking?
Speaker 5: Who is this dude? It's me David, your best friend. Hmmm.
Speaker 6: I knew a David at one time, but I think
he's on the local missing file.
Speaker 5: Ah, don't be such a drama queen.
Speaker 6: Is that another gay joke? Really? Frat boy, you have
a lot of nerve. I haven't heard from you in months,
no phone calls, no texts, no emails, and now now
you want to make gay jokes.
Speaker 4: Ah, I'm sorry, Sam, Man, I didn't mean to offend
you when you get so soft man.
Speaker 6: Married life has turned you into more of a better
cup than me. Congrats.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but Amber's a whole lot better looking.
Speaker 6: Mm. Yeah no, that's not what you said last weekend.
Speaker 5: Hey, you said you wouldn't mention that.
Speaker 6: And you said that you were straight.
Speaker 5: So man, I missed talking to you, Samantha.
Speaker 6: Me too, brother, But whose fault is that?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah, but you know what that's about to change?
Speaker 6: Yeah? How is that?
Speaker 5: I need your help? Bro?
Speaker 4: You still all into that crystal ghost voodoo haunting stuff?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Why, Well, if the financing goes through looks like Amber
and I are buying a house. Oh yeah, yeah, but uh,
I need you to meet me there. There's a few
things I need you to check.
Speaker 5: Out for me.
Speaker 6: David. I'm no inspector. I don't know anything about how No.
Speaker 4: No, it's more along the weird stuff that you're into,
you know, the ghostly kind of stuff.
Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, you know. I'm always up for a good adventure.
Speaker 4: But the last time you said that, you got me
drunk and I walk up next to two drag queens.
Speaker 6: That was so funny. Garry and Darryl still ask about you.
Speaker 5: Oh god, really, I.
Speaker 6: Mean it's okay. I told them that you went to
the dark side and you married a lady. They were
very disappointed.
Speaker 5: Anyway, back to the matter at hand. Can you keep
meet me there in a few.
Speaker 6: Yeah, just text me your address and I will meet
you there.
Speaker 5: Awesome, brother, Thanks man, I owe you.
Speaker 6: We can discuss that later, perhaps after a few drinks.
Speaker 5: A few drinks, Nope, not falling for that again.
Speaker 6: I will see you in a few hours.
Speaker 8: You bet up, brother, Bye bye, Sam, good you made
it man.
Speaker 5: It's good to see you again, buddy.
Speaker 9: Yeah, it has been way too long.
Speaker 4: Yeah, man, tell me about it. So, uh, you all
sat up here?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 9: But why did you ask me to come here? What
are we looking for?
Speaker 5: David? You know, honestly, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I just had a weird feeling the last time we
were here, some strange stuff going on.
Speaker 9: Well, then after you sir.
Speaker 5: All right, Sam, there she is.
Speaker 10: Oh my god, do what.
Speaker 9: It's the hill Billy Horror House.
Speaker 5: Why did you just say that?
Speaker 6: Wow?
Speaker 5: Sam? Why did you just call it that?
Speaker 9: What? Oh? Okay, So believe it or not.
Speaker 6: I dreamed of this place, and I dreamed you and
Amber walking up to the house. I dreamed you calling
it the Hillbilly Horror House. I also saw where Amber
fell through the steps here right here, David, David, the
step is broken where I.
Speaker 9: Dreamed she.
Speaker 5: Sam?
Speaker 9: You okay, David, I did dream this right?
Speaker 5: How did How did how did you know all that? Sam?
Amber and I were here that night alone.
Speaker 9: I don't know.
Speaker 6: All I know is I dreamed it. So if all
of this did happen, then.
Speaker 5: Then what what happened?
Speaker 6: Sam?
Speaker 9: Then? Oh this can't be right.
Speaker 6: What?
Speaker 5: Oh god? What else did you see?
Speaker 6: Well?
Speaker 9: I saw you screamed loud like a little girl.
Speaker 5: Amber told you didn't.
Speaker 9: She, Yes, she did.
Speaker 6: Uh, you really should call me more than your wife does.
Speaker 5: I'm actually going to kill her.
Speaker 9: Come on, Queenie, let's jump inside this pile of wood
and see what see grit's await.
Speaker 5: Yeah, let's just get this over with.
Speaker 9: Go ahead, I'll be in in just a few.
Speaker 5: Yeah alone, great.
Speaker 9: Sorry to lie to you, old friend. What lies before
you can't be shared? Yil? It stinks in here?
Speaker 5: Yeah, like death.
Speaker 9: No, this is not death. It's mold and mildew. You
bought this place, oh, David.
Speaker 4: No, not yet. I haven't put a bit in. I
told Ambur would. I don't know, though, but she is
so dead set. I'm getting this place.
Speaker 9: Why it's a death trap? And may I say money pit?
Speaker 4: I don't know, man, I really don't. But she said
she keeps having dreams about this house. She's connected, she says,
it calls to her.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I know that feeling do what?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 9: Nothing, just thinking out loud?
Speaker 4: Sorry, yeah, nothing wrong with that, man. So, uh, where
do you want to start your little second investigation?
Speaker 9: Do you hear that?
Speaker 5: No? I don't hear it there.
Speaker 9: Tell me you heard that?
Speaker 5: Yeah that I heard? Hey, who's up there? This is
private property.
Speaker 6: Yeah, who's there? My friend here knows karate. He'll kung
foo your ass.
Speaker 5: Dude, he'll come fool your ass. What the hell is that?
Speaker 9: I don't know karate, but whoever's up there doesn't know that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but why if they have a gun, you're dummy.
Speaker 9: Oh yeah, my bad. And he has a gun bigger
than yours.
Speaker 5: Sam, what are you trying to get us killed?
Speaker 9: Oh, don't be such a girl.
Speaker 5: No, that's your job, Samantha.
Speaker 6: That's right, and I can be a real bitch. Now
be a man and go check that out.
Speaker 11: Oh man, Sam?
Speaker 6: Yo?
Speaker 11: Sam? Where did it come from?
Speaker 9: I would say that would be a good place to start.
Speaker 11: Be a man.
Speaker 5: They have a good place to start.
Speaker 11: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 4: No, no fools trying to get me killed. Hello, somebody
you here? This is private property. Man, Look I'm coming in. Okay, God,
please don't hurt me.
Speaker 12: David, David, David, answer me, David, David, David You okay?
Speaker 5: I got to tell him.
Speaker 11: Ow.
Speaker 9: Oh my god, David. Oh oh I am so sorry, dude.
Speaker 5: Oh what could punch me for?
Speaker 9: Because you jumped out and you scared me? Jackass?
Speaker 4: Oh my god, Amber is gonna love this man is a.
Speaker 9: Bruising Oh yeah, that's gonna be a nice shiner. Oh great,
I told you I can be a bit. You were warned.
So did you find anything black eyed pee?
Speaker 5: Did you find anything black eyed pee? No? I did not.
Speaker 4: Sorry, there's a broken window over there in the corner.
It was probably just the wind.
Speaker 11: Bro, but.
Speaker 4: That wasn't you go check it out this time?
Speaker 6: Me? Why me?
Speaker 5: Because you're the one with the right hook. Now go.
Speaker 9: Hello, little footsteps?
Speaker 5: Oh please don't kill me. Do you see anybody stick
your head out the door?
Speaker 9: Are you kidding me? Do you not watch horror movies?
Speaker 11: Just do it? Man?
Speaker 5: Be a man? Oh wait, Bush?
Speaker 6: I mean oh, oh my gosh, you do stream like
a girl.
Speaker 4: I do not scream like a fucking Amber. Hey, baby, Na,
I'm here at the creepy house with saying.
Speaker 5: No, I don't know why he's laughing.
Speaker 4: Dude, shut up, No, no, no, not you Amber.
Speaker 9: Amber. Hey girl, she.
Speaker 4: Says, Hello, beautiful Amber wants to know if you're coming
over for dinner tonight.
Speaker 9: Ooh yes, girls.
Speaker 11: Night in yay.
Speaker 5: This should be fun. Yeah he's coming. Okay, I love
you to bye.
Speaker 6: So about this scream of yours don't. All right, all right,
all right, let's see if we have a clean house. Well,
that's about it. My crystals aren't showing me anything. My
inside's not giving me anything. My spirit guides are quiet,
which is unusual. But I think it's safe to say
that this house is spirit clean.
Speaker 4: Okay, good, then, uh, I'll guess I put a bit
in for that.
Speaker 9: How David, please say that was you again?
Speaker 5: That wasn't me, David?
Speaker 9: Where is that coming from?
Speaker 4: Dam Look at the crystal in your hand. It's whirling
like a damn helicopter.
Speaker 9: What the dude? This is not good. Where the hell
are my spirit guides?
Speaker 5: Ron?
Speaker 4: Did you hear that?
Speaker 5: How does it know your name?
Speaker 6: That would be a spirit guide?
Speaker 5: Then what do we do?
Speaker 9: We run like?
Speaker 11: How damn it?
Speaker 6: The door planned?
Speaker 9: It won't open, David, it won't open.
Speaker 10: Da Yeah, I see her, David.
Speaker 9: What do we do?
Speaker 5: I don't know, man, But that's kind of the reason
why it brought you. Do what you do, do your
little voodoo thing and make it quick.
Speaker 7: Oh right, sage, unrest spirits, you were not welcome here.
Speaker 6: Go into the light. What the hell?
Speaker 9: What my sage blew out? That's never happened before.
Speaker 4: Sam, I don't think this is gonna work.
Speaker 6: You think, oh, my cham Book.
Speaker 5: Would do something. She's hand this way, Sam, Why is
she calling your name?
Speaker 6: I don't know, Man, I don't know.
Speaker 11: Sam, Come to my son.
Speaker 6: Here it is the vanquished chant. I call upon my
ancestral brothers and sisters. Lend me your powers of the
past to defeat this evil of the present.
Speaker 5: Damn, step it up, buddy, Help.
Speaker 6: Me defeat this evil in front of me and vanquish
it back to the dark regions in which it came.
Speaker 9: I command THEE.
Speaker 4: Dude, nothing's happening.
Speaker 9: I command THEE.
Speaker 12: I command THEE.
Speaker 3: David, get away from my Manu Bach.
Speaker 13: It's not possible.
Speaker 5: No, what in a living hell was that? I I
don't know.
Speaker 3: I just saw a woman coming after you two, and
I got angry.
Speaker 11: David.
Speaker 4: I think maybe we need to be asking Sam. It
did call him son.
Speaker 6: So Sam, I don't know why she called me son.
But the real question is, who the hell are you?
Speaker 9: Amber?
Speaker 6: What?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Amber? It called you the queen, the queen of what?
Speaker 9: Yeah, and it was awfully scared of you.
Speaker 3: I don't know, guys, honestly, Sam, we've known each other
since grade school. You know every little thing about me.
I have no secrets.
Speaker 9: She's right, I would know if anybody would look.
Speaker 5: You're my wife. I trust you.
Speaker 4: We'll figure this out by the amber.
Speaker 5: Why are you here?
Speaker 4: I told you we'd be back in a few hours.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and that was four hours ago.
Speaker 5: No, we just spoke like fifteen minutes ago.
Speaker 9: He's right. I was with him when you called, right after.
Speaker 4: He cleared all the rooms to make sure there's nobody
in the house.
Speaker 3: Sam, do you know anyone who can take care of
this little problem for us?
Speaker 5: Little?
Speaker 4: How can you call that little? Did you not see
what was coming after us?
Speaker 3: The grownups are speaking now?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I can call my high priestess. She should know
someone who can cleanse the house.
Speaker 3: Thanks, Sam, I are you one now? Come on, I
have supper ready for us at the house.
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 5: I am a little upset though, Yeah.
Speaker 6: Why because I thought I was the only queen in
this group.
Speaker 10: I've been drigging.
Speaker 1: I've been running.
Speaker 9: Around everything that was delicious, Ambert. Thank you for having
me over.
Speaker 3: You need to come visit us more often, Sam, we
miss here.
Speaker 9: I have a feeling that's probably going to happen.
Speaker 5: But I need to go.
Speaker 9: It's getting late and I have no idea how I'm
going to be getting to sleep after today.
Speaker 4: Oh man, tell me about it.
Speaker 5: It's been a real living nightmare.
Speaker 6: Hello, Ambient, my old friend.
Speaker 9: I've come to talk with you again.
Speaker 3: Good night, Sam.
Speaker 5: Thank you for everything you've done tonight, Sair. We'll talk
to you soon.
Speaker 9: Good night you too. Don't let the bed bugs bite.
Speaker 5: Now, get out of here. You're troublemaker. Well, well, sit down.
We need to talk talk about this, talk about what.
Don't act like you don't know. We need to talk
about everything that happened. Amber. We cannot ignore this. I know,
I know, Look, I know you love that old tour
down house. Lord knows why.
Speaker 4: But there was some real freaking exercise crap that went
down tonight.
Speaker 3: I understand it was some scary stuff, for sure, But
you had Sam. He has people who can cleanse the house.
It'll be fine.
Speaker 4: Are you serious right now? How can you sit there
and be so calm? I cannot believe you still want
to go through this after everything that just happened.
Speaker 3: Yes, David, I do.
Speaker 4: Are you serious right now? How can you stay so calm?
I cannot believe after everything that just happened. You still
want to go through this? No, no, I can't do it.
I can't put myself or you through this. We cannot
raise a family and that hell house. It's not safe.
Speaker 3: It will be when Sam's friends cleanse it.
Speaker 4: No, no, why are you so determined on this? Did
I miss something?
Speaker 3: I don't know why the cool see hee, David, it
comes to me in my dreams. I'm just drawn to
that house. I can't explain it. I don't know how
to explain it.
Speaker 11: Just have to be.
Speaker 4: I'm calling Tracy first thing in the morning and telling her, dumb.
Speaker 6: You can't do that.
Speaker 10: David?
Speaker 5: Why not ever?
Speaker 3: Because I have already put a bit on it?
Speaker 5: You did what?
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