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Speaker 2: Kind of like New York you can like go down
Speaker 2: one street and it's like fine, and then you take
Speaker 2: a corner and the next street's like you doing your
Speaker 2: white boy.
Speaker 3: I was just trying to find in New York you
Speaker 3: could literally change like six different ethnicities within a matter
Speaker 3: of four blocks, five blocks, depending on which direction you go.
Speaker 2: Garbage everywhere.
Speaker 3: The piss smells, smells getting worse.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that was like piss like that. That
Speaker 2: was a gagging moment in this in the subway, fucking disgusting.
Speaker 4: I've never been. I've never been in New York City.
Speaker 4: Zero zero interest to everything.
Speaker 3: I feel bad.
Speaker 2: I would say go just one time.
Speaker 3: I'm good, Like there are just to just to say
Speaker 3: you did there are that that you can go and
Speaker 3: visit and it's it's a good like Buffalo, it's a
Speaker 3: good trip.
Speaker 4: I mean Syracuse Bill's Nation mm hmm.
Speaker 3: All, but.
Speaker 4: I'm not going to the city. And I've actually felt
Speaker 4: that way since uh Stone and my grandparents went for
Speaker 4: I think they're like thirtieth anniversary or fortieth.
Speaker 2: They want no I didn't go. I went with my dad.
Speaker 4: No, not you. The grandparents went for their anniversary. Oh
Speaker 4: I thought you said Stone and my grandparents went. I
Speaker 4: was like line and Stones grandparents.
Speaker 2: I wasn't the only one.
Speaker 3: He said it the right way. You just heard it
Speaker 3: a different way. But but the way you heard it
Speaker 3: was correct. If that makes sense.
Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: The fuck are you talking about anywhere?
Speaker 2: Let's keep going?
Speaker 4: They they went, and I I just had zero interests, zero,
Speaker 4: zero interest of ever going. I felt that way since then.
Speaker 4: I was probably like thirteen, fourteen years old. I just
Speaker 4: don't care, Like there's no Yeah, yeah I would, I
Speaker 4: would say so.
Speaker 2: It was like around give or take a couple of years,
Speaker 2: two three, somewhere in there.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I just I don't know. There's something about it, like, yeah,
Speaker 4: as a foodie, I'd love to go to New Well,
Speaker 4: that's a different story. That's it. Yeah, there's there's nothing
Speaker 4: else I want to see that.
Speaker 3: There are some pretty good sites. There are some pretty
Speaker 3: good sites to see there. Some of the architectural structures
Speaker 3: that are in New York are pretty amazing. But you
Speaker 3: have to be into that, like it's a very niche
Speaker 3: thing that you like.
Speaker 4: You have to cool another building that looks like a
Speaker 4: dick awesome something like that. Wait, cool that one has
Speaker 4: brick halfway up though, that was elegant.
Speaker 3: That one sculpted a little bit different, that one's got
Speaker 3: guard oils. Are they going to come to life? Are
Speaker 3: they not?
Speaker 2: The only reason I want to go back is I
Speaker 2: would actually I would really like to visit the Statue Liberty.
Speaker 2: But other than that, I went to the nine eleven
Speaker 2: Memorial the last time I went there, which is the
Speaker 2: only other thing I would want to see. And yeah,
Speaker 2: once I hit Statue Liberty, I don't have any reason
Speaker 2: to go back there. It's not a place I enjoy
Speaker 2: very much. Like there, like some of the time there
Speaker 2: was fun, but most of the time was like, dude,
Speaker 2: these fucking buildings never end. Like I feel like I
Speaker 2: feel like I'm getting sick, Like I felt like claustrophobic almost.
Speaker 2: It was you know, big City is not from me.
Speaker 3: It embodies the definition of rat race.
Speaker 2: Yeah for sure, saw a bunch of rats there too,
Speaker 2: And these motherfuckers was like the size of my forearm almost.
Speaker 3: Jesus, no fucking competition. They ate all the alligators.
Speaker 2: M what's crazy? What I heard about living in New
Speaker 2: York is a lice and bedbugs are like rampant and
Speaker 2: like it's all over New York City. And it makes
Speaker 2: sense because there's so many people there that's like easy
Speaker 2: to just hop around and shit, you know. But yeah,
Speaker 2: I was listening to Dan Soder and he was talking
Speaker 2: about lev in New York City and he talked about that,
Speaker 2: and I was like, damn. And a bunch of guys
Speaker 2: that were there too, were like like big Jay Ogherson
Speaker 2: and like a bunch of those guys and they were
Speaker 2: all talking about it, and I was like, can you
Speaker 2: imagine you just like went and said on like a
Speaker 2: fucking park bench, but somebody sitting there had bed bugs
Speaker 2: and now you got them kind of a thing. Like
Speaker 2: that's how easily it's spread there.
Speaker 4: It's gross. No thanks, no thanks. Yeah, Hey, you guys
Speaker 4: know why skeletons don't pick fights.
Speaker 2: Because they don't have a bone to pick.
Speaker 4: Oh that's good that they say, because they don't have
Speaker 4: the guts.
Speaker 2: Ah, there it is. I always tell I always tell
Speaker 2: I always tell that joke with a why did why
Speaker 2: did the skeleton not cross the road because he didn't
Speaker 2: have the guts that's that's what I tell I like
Speaker 2: that one too.
Speaker 3: I like that.
Speaker 2: Let's tell Avery of that because every like side joke too.
Speaker 2: She likes skeleton jokes.
Speaker 4: Oh, skeleton joke.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Like, her favorite joke in the world is what's
Speaker 2: the skeleton's favorite snack? It's ribs. It's her favorite joke
Speaker 2: in the world. She tells it all the time, especially
Speaker 2: when it's Halloween and she We're going around to the
Speaker 2: stores and they have a bunch of skeletons around, and
Speaker 2: then she starts to move with the mouth and she's like, today, wa,
Speaker 2: skelephons river snack. So goddamn cute.
Speaker 4: That's good stuff, all right?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 4: Well, das on DICKO episode one seventy six. R Yeah,
Speaker 4: now I'm asking AJ. You never know, old lo they
Speaker 4: pull up. I'm pretty sure appreciate I think it is.
Speaker 2: We're just gonna say yes, one seventy six because I
Speaker 2: got one seventy seven right after dumb.
Speaker 4: How are you doing? How's your week? Weekend?
Speaker 2: Week?
Speaker 3: Good? Good? I'm actually tired. I've been in this hotel
Speaker 3: all morning. I drove the Lovely four and a half
Speaker 3: five hours from Arizona to California because I'm working in
Speaker 3: California this week. Uh hey, yeah, I was actually kind
Speaker 3: of tired. It hit me about an hour ago. Aktually
Speaker 3: go to bed.
Speaker 2: Whereing, Kelly are you?
Speaker 3: I'm back in Rancho Cucamonga.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: So first thing, first thing that happened when I got here,
Speaker 3: I saw in the news. I popped on the TV.
Speaker 3: I saw in the news it's some ten year old
Speaker 3: was fucking hospitalized because of fentanyl. It's like, cool, all right.
Speaker 2: Cool, welcome to California.
Speaker 3: Yeah. So and then, uh, I guess somebody they were
Speaker 3: doing some some street work, and the people that were
Speaker 3: doing street work didn't put out caution cones, and somebody
Speaker 3: was hauling ass on their bike and eight shiit hit
Speaker 3: one of the pieces of equipment that was sticking out
Speaker 3: in the road and ate ship and busted up their
Speaker 3: face and broke a couple of bones and stuff. And
Speaker 3: so now they're suing the city.
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, do it? Cities got the money to
Speaker 2: pay it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know. So then I turned like a big
Speaker 3: fuck you to Gavin new Something, quickly turned on golf
Speaker 3: as fast as I could, and just drifted off into
Speaker 3: fucking lalla land. For the next four hours and didn't
Speaker 3: even realize it. So I'm just I'm already ready to
Speaker 3: be home. I don't know this. This one's weird. I
Speaker 3: fucking just got here and I'm already ready to be home.
Speaker 3: I think I think I'm just feeling anxious because, uh,
Speaker 3: you know, I've got my godson who graduates high school
Speaker 3: on Thursday, and so I'm gonna have to haul ass
Speaker 3: to Phoenix. It's gonna take me six hours to get
Speaker 3: the Phoenix. I'm gonna hall ass to Phoenix and then
Speaker 3: leave at like one o'clock in the morning to haul
Speaker 3: ass back here so I can be back to work
Speaker 3: on Friday and then turn around on Saturday and leave
Speaker 3: early in the morning to be back into Kingman in
Speaker 3: time for Dipshit's birthday.
Speaker 4: So that meaning no, you him to get here that
Speaker 4: early because it'll be it'll be a day late.
Speaker 3: Well, the party is Saturday, it's not you said though, Yeah,
Speaker 3: but that's what that's what we're having. We're not having
Speaker 3: the party for fucking Memorial Days. Ship.
Speaker 4: I think the three people listen to keep track the
Speaker 4: three people, and he only keeps receipts for cowboys shit, exactly.
Speaker 3: He's not gonna have a whole lot of receipts next season.
Speaker 3: Have two wins.
Speaker 2: That's generous.
Speaker 3: I mean, in all honesty, it's probably two games before
Speaker 3: Pickens and Lambs start start fighting with each other and
Speaker 3: bitching about who's in the ball.
Speaker 4: I hate George Pipkins. I always have that. Guys so
Speaker 4: like spyeless pieces.
Speaker 3: If any if there was ever a player that was
Speaker 3: currently in the NFL that could have gone to the
Speaker 3: Cowboys to make me hate the Cowboys more, it was him.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, so thousand percent fuck them thousand percent. I
Speaker 4: haven't I haven't hated anybody. The last time I hated
Speaker 4: somebody that bad also was a Steeler, was Ryan Shazy.
Speaker 3: He's another piece of ship. Most Steelers are pieces of ship.
Speaker 3: Ben Roethlisberger another one. I'm just saying I liked Big Ben.
Speaker 4: On the field. Off the fielder we'll sketchy, shady, We'll
Speaker 4: sketch it. Yeah, didn't you say you had something from
Speaker 4: earlier this week?
Speaker 3: Oh I got in trouble. It worked twice.
Speaker 4: That hell of a story.
Speaker 3: Uh wait to leave it. Wow, I I can't speak
Speaker 3: about it. I got so, I got yelled. I can
Speaker 3: I can speak about one. I got yelled at. I
Speaker 3: got yelled at from my boss because I didn't do
Speaker 3: my time card correct way. I followed the instructions, like, so, basically,
Speaker 3: this is how we have to do our time card.
Speaker 3: Right when we enter in our time of the hours
Speaker 3: that we've worked. We have specific numbers for all the
Speaker 3: projects that we work. That way, it keeps everything in order.
Speaker 3: Pretty simple, pretty basic. Right. Sometimes the accountants don't have
Speaker 3: the right numbers in our system early enough in the
Speaker 3: game to work correctly. So you just have to put
Speaker 3: in a number that is relative or close, or you
Speaker 3: put that number in and you just bypass the system
Speaker 3: to let it go through, and then you go back
Speaker 3: two weeks later or whatever and you fix it. Well,
Speaker 3: that's kind of what I did, because that's what I
Speaker 3: was told to do. I asked. I asked to write,
Speaker 3: well it cut now, cut now too. I was actually
Speaker 3: about a month ago, cutting out to about a month
Speaker 3: ago or a month later. I get this notice that says, hey,
Speaker 3: your timecard's incorrect. Do the time card change or do
Speaker 3: the hour change and the PN number the project number,
Speaker 3: blah blah blah. So I go in, I do it,
Speaker 3: and I hit submit. Well it this system didn't accept
Speaker 3: it for whatever reason, and so it sat there and
Speaker 3: she's like, hey, are you gonna fit? Are you gonna
Speaker 3: fix your time cards? And I literally snapped that. I
Speaker 3: was like, it's alreaty done. She's like, no, it's not
Speaker 3: like yet. It is pay attention and kind and I
Speaker 3: kind of snapped back at her, and she snapped back
Speaker 3: at me, and next thing you know, we're now yelling
Speaker 3: at each other. And I had to apologize because I
Speaker 3: was wrong. So then she fucking then she yelled at
Speaker 3: me because I wouldn't spill the tea. There's a mutual
Speaker 3: friend that we both have and and so she wanted
Speaker 3: some information and I was like, no, I'm not giving
Speaker 3: it to you, and she got mad at me, and
Speaker 3: so she proceeded to, you know, jokingly threatened my job
Speaker 3: because I wouldn't spill the tea on another on another coworker,
Speaker 3: and then I got in trouble for something else. But
Speaker 3: I actually can't say it on the podcast. So clear that.
Speaker 4: Where invigorating story. You seem like the guy Dome that
Speaker 4: would find a way to change your font on the
Speaker 4: time card just to confuse HR, like where the where
Speaker 4: numbers start to look like other numbers. Yeah, I'm this,
Speaker 4: this's your kind of gig.
Speaker 2: Threadit and caligraphy.
Speaker 3: I am the kind of guy that puts puts down
Speaker 3: that and it gets paid double time. And then he
Speaker 3: gets told not to do it, and he does it anyway,
Speaker 3: and then he fights it because he knows he's right,
Speaker 3: and he fights it for two months because he knows
Speaker 3: he's right. And then he gets HR and payroll and
Speaker 3: accounting and everybody involved and they all apologize to him
Speaker 3: on a team's call because.
Speaker 2: He was right.
Speaker 4: How is your week stoned?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 2: Goddamn. Let's see. Friday went out, saw a bunch of family,
Speaker 2: hung out my girlfriend's side, and Saturday went out with
Speaker 2: a bunch of friends, hung out a good time. And
Speaker 2: this morning one of my brother's best friends growing up
Speaker 2: hit me up and was like, hey, dude, like I
Speaker 2: want to go shoot the ship. I was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: let's go. And so we went over to this brunch place.
Speaker 2: And I had seen this brunch place on Instagram a
Speaker 2: couple of times, and I was like, this place looks
Speaker 2: pretty good, and I went over there. Their menu was
Speaker 2: like the weirdest shit ever. It's like if Jake wrote
Speaker 2: the fucking menu right, Like it's just fucking weird, weird shit, right.
Speaker 2: You know, it's probably gonna be good because it's Jake
Speaker 2: cooking it, but it's just weird stuff, right. But like,
Speaker 2: for instance, for their brunch, for their omelets, they had
Speaker 2: a duck comfee omelet, like the duck is comfeed and
Speaker 2: then they put it in the omelet and I was like,
Speaker 2: that's interesting.
Speaker 4: How did they know that ducks comfy? Though? I know, right,
Speaker 4: give a little pillow.
Speaker 2: It's you know, it's like it could be comfy anymore.
Speaker 2: But I was like trying to find like the most
Speaker 2: reasonable thing on there. Like another one they had. This
Speaker 2: one was actually looked pretty good. Just ended up getting
Speaker 2: it and it was chicken waffles. But the waffle was
Speaker 2: like a mac and cheese waffle.
Speaker 4: Yeah, wait it was.
Speaker 2: That thing looked like it slapped the.
Speaker 3: WAFFA was a mac and cheese waffle? Please explain? So
Speaker 3: like it was mac and cheese that was kind of
Speaker 3: fried like a waffle, yeah.
Speaker 2: But it was it looked more like waffle. So I
Speaker 2: think they like mixed it with the batter and like
Speaker 2: put it in there. But it was cheesy. It was crunchy,
Speaker 2: like that thing looked good. I ended up getting like
Speaker 2: the trees o Brito, which was like like most normal
Speaker 2: thing on there, but they had like so much stuff
Speaker 2: on there, and I was looking at it, like, for instance,
Speaker 2: like the Benedicts they had, like the two Benedicts were
Speaker 2: like you looked at him and you were like, what
Speaker 2: what'd you guys do to the fucking Benedict man? You know,
Speaker 2: like it was like that really funky, weird like spinach
Speaker 2: prejudo Benedict.
Speaker 4: Shit, Benedict, get out.
Speaker 2: Of here, Like what the fuck is this? I don't
Speaker 2: want that shit? But I'll say this, the one thing
Speaker 2: that got me in the door for sure was the
Speaker 2: twenty two dollars bottomless mimosas. I was like, let's go,
Speaker 2: and they just straight brought out a whole bottle of
Speaker 2: champagne and they were like, here, have fun, and they
Speaker 2: gave me this little like six ounce pineapple juice and
Speaker 2: I was like, well, I guess we're drinking a whole
Speaker 2: bottle of champagne this morning. Let's go, and so fucking
Speaker 2: damn that whole thing.
Speaker 3: It was great.
Speaker 4: It was awesome.
Speaker 2: It was only like a little ten percent champagne bottle,
Speaker 2: but still I was like, and I also took like
Speaker 2: half a gummy going there, and so I was I
Speaker 2: was a little crossed. It was a pretty good time.
Speaker 2: And then afterwards I went and farted around in the
Speaker 2: gallery of mall for a little bit and then it
Speaker 2: kind of went away after a while. I was in
Speaker 2: there doing some early Christmas shopping while I had a
Speaker 2: moment to myself. Then yeah, that was it for my day.
Speaker 2: But it was a pretty eventful weekend, know.
Speaker 4: Me, early mhm early it's fucking May, like eighteenth, yeah,
Speaker 4: early Christmas and ahead of it, Jesus, I always do.
Speaker 4: Always I buy shit during the year, so and then
Speaker 4: at the end of the year, I have like maybe
Speaker 4: a handful of stuff, you know, to get and yeah,
Speaker 4: it's it's saved.
Speaker 2: Me so much anxiety.
Speaker 3: Christmas shopping.
Speaker 2: I love doing it. I bet shit throughout the year,
Speaker 2: especially like stuff I know that they're gonna want. I
Speaker 2: keep an eye on it, and then like when a
Speaker 2: sale pops.
Speaker 3: Up, bam. I say that I'm gonna do that every year,
Speaker 3: and cut to like November, I'm like, oh.
Speaker 4: Shit, fuck December seventeenth, you're like for a couple of people, Yeah,
Speaker 4: that's good stuff. My week is pretty good. I also
Speaker 4: have work related thing that I can't talk about on here,
Speaker 4: but we can talk about it after the podcast. Dom
Speaker 4: knows about it because I couldn't resist calling him and
Speaker 4: telling him about it, because you know, it's an interesting story. Yeah,
Speaker 4: when you're when you're in the role as an administrator,
Speaker 4: it's almost like being in a role as a parent,
Speaker 4: Like sometimes things happen and you have to be like
Speaker 4: straight faced because it's company, but deep down you're just like,
Speaker 4: what the fuck, What the fuck is wrong with you people?
Speaker 3: What the fuck is wrong with you people?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Whatever, I don't know. Yeah, it's kind of like tonight,
Speaker 4: try and get Ellie to bed, and she's being a
Speaker 4: super goofball and I'm laughing my ass off while Summer's
Speaker 4: yelling at her, and it's just like the in the
Speaker 4: yang of parenting. Then I was afraid to look at her,
Speaker 4: like I'm gonna look at Somewmer she's giving me the
Speaker 4: dead man because I'm laughing. Whatever bucket. But yeah, actually,
Speaker 4: so her and my in laws went went in and
Speaker 4: got me a new smoker because we tend to hold
Speaker 4: all the festivities at our house for family events. And
Speaker 4: I've said before, like I was limited with that other
Speaker 4: smoker of what I can make, right, I'm limited on like,
Speaker 4: oh man, if we.
Speaker 2: Wanted the chamber size, wasn't that bit right?
Speaker 4: I can't. I can only make two racks of ribs.
Speaker 4: I can't fit any more on there, right, and stuff
Speaker 4: like that.
Speaker 3: What what are you the chamber size? She can throw
Speaker 3: that all right? Keep going?
Speaker 2: Been watching a lot of Harry Potter.
Speaker 3: Yeahs now, it's a nice smoker. It's a nice smoker.
Speaker 4: But yeah, anyway, so the the one that you guys
Speaker 4: got me that I've had for three years has been
Speaker 4: a champion. I thought it died recently, but I cleaned
Speaker 4: it really really good and it was running again good.
Speaker 3: But only had one fire in that thing, right, Yeah right,
Speaker 3: it was nice.
Speaker 2: M h.
Speaker 4: I tried to clean it, you know, frequently, and because
Speaker 4: that's usually the cause is you're not cleaning it enough, right,
Speaker 4: and it's small so it's easy to clean. Yeah, but whatever,
Speaker 4: But yeah, she got they got me a new smoker
Speaker 4: so that I can put more put more down. So
Speaker 4: I Elias and I put it together yesterday and then
Speaker 4: we ran it this morning to get it's like burn
Speaker 4: off thing, and then tonight one of our meals was
Speaker 4: supposed to be on a skillet anyway. I was like,
Speaker 4: oh shit, I'll just do a cast iron skillet on
Speaker 4: the smoker because I've actually never done that and I
Speaker 4: wanted to do it for something. Yeah, that chicken came
Speaker 4: out so damn good. M h it was.
Speaker 3: It was good. I'm excited. I'm gonna make I'm gonna
Speaker 3: make those jlapeno poppers for next weekend, but I'm gonna
Speaker 3: do them in the little wrap that I that I
Speaker 3: made these last spin.
Speaker 4: When the fuck are you going to have time?
Speaker 3: I got you.
Speaker 4: By make him. He's gonna show up with all the ingredients.
Speaker 3: Smoker.
Speaker 4: You got room on the smoker, right, I got it heat,
Speaker 4: you know, show up with the safe way already premade.
Speaker 4: Look like, no, I've had him. But yeah, So I
Speaker 4: did that, and yeah, I'm excited for next weekend pool season. Actually,
Speaker 4: Ellie got in the pool. Ellie and Eliska in the
Speaker 4: pool on Friday because it was toasty enough and the
Speaker 4: pool was right, and this weekend it cooled down, and
Speaker 4: so Ellie's pissed off because she wanted to get in.
Speaker 4: But yeah, but it's supposed to be hot as fuck
Speaker 4: coming out.
Speaker 3: Throw her in.
Speaker 4: I don't give a ship no, because then somebody has
Speaker 4: to get in.
Speaker 3: Nope, she wants to get in, she can get in.
Speaker 3: Let her get in. I mean get in. You don't
Speaker 3: kind of follow her. You don't got to follow sink
Speaker 3: or swim. Kid, you want to get in, you're getting
Speaker 3: in a loane sink or swim.
Speaker 4: Where your kids wearing floaties at ten?
Speaker 3: No they were. They were wearing bricks. Your kids are bricks, dude.
Speaker 3: Grayson fucking fell and shook the trees. I was like,
Speaker 3: what the fuck? God damn.
Speaker 4: You know that makes total sense. Anybody who's ever met
Speaker 4: Grayson or heard on this podcast of Grays and that
Speaker 4: makes him there? Did the time you sent the video
Speaker 4: where he ran into the fucking glass wall at the fair,
Speaker 4: Like I knew it was coming.
Speaker 3: I saw the video and I'm like, this is really
Speaker 3: gonna happen.
Speaker 4: They're gonna watch it.
Speaker 3: The thud that thing makes both.
Speaker 2: Of us, Yeah, yeah both.
Speaker 3: It happened twice.
Speaker 4: He did it back to back.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he hasn't. He was. He's been procrastinating. I've been
Speaker 3: trying to get him to get a haircut for like
Speaker 3: a month now, and he's been procrastinating and procrastinating. Well,
Speaker 3: finally I think I made fun of him enough to
Speaker 3: where it actually like it forced him to do it.
Speaker 3: So he his his mom picked him up today and
Speaker 3: she's like, hey, are you good, and he's like, yeah,
Speaker 3: we're gonna go, and so they went and got his haircut.
Speaker 3: But a couple of days ago, I was saying something
Speaker 3: to somebody and I go, yeah, he looks like a
Speaker 3: dirty cue tip, and he just looked at me and
Speaker 3: he gave me a nasty look, but also like a
Speaker 3: all right, I see you look you know. It was
Speaker 3: like you do you're your head is? It looks like
Speaker 3: a dirty cue tip?
Speaker 4: Dude.
Speaker 3: It looks like one of the ones that I pull
Speaker 3: out of my ears with extra wax in it. It's bad.
Speaker 4: You know those aren't supposed to go in your ear.
Speaker 3: Q tips. No, I just use them around the outer edge.
Speaker 4: No, I ignore it. I go right in anyway.
Speaker 3: I used to get the ear gasms. You get the
Speaker 3: ear gasms where you get it just in the right
Speaker 3: spot where it's not too deep but not too shallow
Speaker 3: inside your ear canal, and you get that scratchy.
Speaker 4: So if you did that after you were swimming, would
Speaker 4: that mean that and it shot out the fluid. Is
Speaker 4: that like an ear squirt?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 4: Yeah, for sure?
Speaker 3: M is it it has to be. Have you had
Speaker 3: a pimple in your ear?
Speaker 2: Fuck those hurt? Yeah?
Speaker 4: I think the only worst spots to nose.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I think the ears worse. I think
Speaker 3: the ear for me anyway, it is. But I got
Speaker 3: like a built in.
Speaker 4: You've still got a lot of rooms built you get
Speaker 4: around it. Us average white people, with our average.
Speaker 3: I can get one of them pimple poppers up in
Speaker 3: that bitch. I get a whole fucking safety pin in
Speaker 3: this one.
Speaker 2: Good the things you do when you're seventeen in broad
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna stick the safety pin in there.
Speaker 4: Nice all right? Well, uh let's uh, We're gonna bring
Speaker 4: up the National Hula Hoop League because just in the
Speaker 4: nick of time, tonight was the last game of the
Speaker 4: Eastern Conference to get to the semi finals, the finals
Speaker 4: for the Eastern Conference. Uh So let's start in the East.
Speaker 4: We have the Carolina Hurricanes and the Florida Panthers representing
Speaker 4: the East. Florida. This is their third straight trip to
Speaker 4: the Eastern Conference Finals. Carolina was there a couple two
Speaker 4: three years ago, something like that interesting matchup, don't I'll
Speaker 4: have you go first. Who's who's taking that? Neither of them,
Speaker 4: Carolina or for both of them.
Speaker 3: I was really hoping that fucking maple Leaves would pull
Speaker 3: it off, but nope.
Speaker 4: And true fucking fucking love the fact that they, you know,
Speaker 4: did maple.
Speaker 3: Leaf true fucking fashion. They blew every fucking out of
Speaker 3: that one. Uh yeah, I don't know. I don't like
Speaker 3: either team, so I really don't want either team to win.
Speaker 3: I think that Carolina is probably the better team, but
Speaker 3: so I'll have to take Carolina, but I just don't.
Speaker 3: I don't if I feel dirty picking either one of
Speaker 3: these teams. I don't know why. I just they will
Speaker 3: fucking suck.
Speaker 4: Florida is one of those teams that I say the
Speaker 4: same thing that you just said, where I'm like, I'm
Speaker 4: gonna go Carolina. They're deeper, and then you watch Florida
Speaker 4: and you're like, man, they're so fucking good. But then
Speaker 4: you watch them the next game and you're like, they
Speaker 4: just disappear off.
Speaker 3: They're not consistent.
Speaker 4: They look like the most average fucking team out but
Speaker 4: when they're even.
Speaker 3: In some of their even in there's even there's been
Speaker 3: like a couple of wins this this playoff that they
Speaker 3: just have looked regular. They haven't looked like anything specially,
Speaker 3: it looks almost like the other team has lost versus
Speaker 3: them winning. But but there are a couple like the
Speaker 3: four to zero win against the Capitals, like that was
Speaker 3: pretty fucking dominant. And I don't know, So who you take?
Speaker 4: Did you take Florida Panthers, Panthers, Stone got the Panthers,
Speaker 4: the Hurricanes.
Speaker 2: You know we're gonna go with the Hurricanes.
Speaker 4: I like it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think the Hurricanes are gonna take it because
Speaker 2: you know, Panthers get rained out.
Speaker 3: Mhm. You always say wet pussy is good pussy, but
Speaker 3: panther ain't no cougar.
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, it ain't good enough for offset Cardi
Speaker 2: B said she had the wettest one. How good can
Speaker 2: they be?
Speaker 4: All right? Western Conference, you have repeat of last year
Speaker 4: exact repeat of last year's Western Conference. You have the
Speaker 4: Dallas Stars and you have the Edmonton Oilers. Oh for
Speaker 4: my Eastern I'm gonna pick Carolina. Since I picked Washington
Speaker 4: to get to the Cup and Carolina beat Washington, I'm
Speaker 4: gonna stick with Carolina. To move on to the Stanley
Speaker 4: Cup Final Western Dallas Stars, Edmonton Oilers, Stone, Let's go
Speaker 4: with you first.
Speaker 2: You know, I think we just gotta go with the Oilers.
Speaker 2: Who says, fuck b Ward's milkshake, we can let Dallas go.
Speaker 4: It is the only time that I met with Ward
Speaker 4: on the Dallas team. I like this Dallas team. I've
Speaker 4: liked them for three fucking years, three four years. I've
Speaker 4: been rooting for these guys in the playoffs. I love
Speaker 4: Jamie Ben, their captain. He's just like total blue collar
Speaker 4: punch in the fucking face, but he can also score goals.
Speaker 4: He's an agitator. I love the way he plays the game.
Speaker 4: I'm going Dallas because fuck Canada, and Canada doesn't belonging
Speaker 4: the Stanley Cup. They already have Canadian players on the
Speaker 4: American teams. That's all they need. So yeah, after I
Speaker 4: say that about Jamie Ben, who's Canadian?
Speaker 5: But whatever, Dallas and four, why I don't think so, Scooter,
Speaker 5: I don't think so.
Speaker 4: I mean, I'd love to see it, love to see
Speaker 4: it right. Edmonton's just too powerful with their with their
Speaker 4: top two guys, and they've been the scary part about
Speaker 4: Edmonton is They've been getting a lot of secondary work
Speaker 4: and a lot of secondary scoring. Their defense and their
Speaker 4: goaltending look good in that last round against fucking Vegas
Speaker 4: of all teams. I mean, like that's me saying it.
Speaker 4: I hate that fucking team, but that team is very
Speaker 4: talented and they looked very mediocre against Edmonton.
Speaker 3: Don't disagree with that. But Dallas before, Yeah.
Speaker 4: I feel like those two teams. If it's a sweep,
Speaker 4: it's Edmonton that sweeps. I think Dallas takes them six
Speaker 4: to beat dev.
Speaker 3: It's gonna sound weird, but I love it. Somebody's gonna
Speaker 3: go down for Edmonton, and I think that. I think
Speaker 3: Dallas is gonna come out Game one and smack them
Speaker 3: in the mouth and it's gonna hurt, and somebody's gonna
Speaker 3: go down. Somebody's gonna go down, and that's gonna change
Speaker 3: the whole entire dynamic of that team. And Bob's your uncle.
Speaker 4: Well, I do agree with you. If you have like
Speaker 4: one of those top two guys. If one of them,
Speaker 4: especially if it's David goes down, that team's done, absolutely done.
Speaker 4: With dry Cydle going out. McDavid is still the best
Speaker 4: player in the world. Sure that they can figure out
Speaker 4: a little bit better.
Speaker 3: But he he can do it alone. He thinks he can.
Speaker 3: He thinks that he can. He's a piece of ship
Speaker 3: who thinks that he is the fucking that the best
Speaker 3: player in the world. And that's fine because he rightfully
Speaker 3: is so right now. But he can't do it alone.
Speaker 3: And that's what's gonna happen.
Speaker 2: So I agree, fuck them.
Speaker 4: I agree. Okay, So you have Dallas and Florida in
Speaker 4: the final.
Speaker 3: I got I got Dallas and the Panthers. I ha
Speaker 3: Stars versus the Panthers in the final, and I think
Speaker 3: that the Stars are going to be well rested enough
Speaker 3: to come out and rake again.
Speaker 4: And Stone has a Carolina Edmonton final. Okay, all right,
Speaker 4: wow wow. I I currently with the with the way
Speaker 4: it goes, I have Dallas and Carolina as the final.
Speaker 4: So uh mate, we'll revisit this hopefully if for some
Speaker 4: reason we get off kilter. I'm gonna still with my pick.
Speaker 4: I had Dallas at the beginning of the playoffs. I'm
Speaker 4: gonna stick with Dallas to win the Cup. So Jazz
Speaker 4: hands Stars. Memorial Days coming up? All right? So Memorial
Speaker 4: Days come up, and we've done top fives in the past,
Speaker 4: but I want to do a little bit different style, okay,
Speaker 4: and we're going to we're going to build a top
Speaker 4: three each okay, but there can be no repeaters, meaning
Speaker 4: so I'll like, I'll just go Stone goes first, then Dome,
Speaker 4: then me. Right, so you have to you can pick something.
Speaker 4: And obviously Stone gets the trump card because he gets
Speaker 4: to pick the number one thing he wants and nobody
Speaker 4: else can have it. So we have to pick a
Speaker 4: top three for each of us, and no repeaters of
Speaker 4: food that you want on Memorial Day, whether it's this
Speaker 4: upcoming weekend or just in general, what you want to do.
Speaker 2: Stone Number one is gonna be ribs.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, so are ribs and pulled pork the same thing.
Speaker 4: They're not that.
Speaker 2: Different preparations.
Speaker 4: Just check him, and one's a roast. And so because
Speaker 4: because your ribs he just said ribs, I mean it
Speaker 4: could be pork ribs, it could be beef ribs, mac
Speaker 4: and cheese. Yes, you're come in with the mac and
Speaker 4: cheese is the number one, huh.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because he's going to share his ribs.
Speaker 2: So if you guys didn't say it, my next one
Speaker 2: would have been that cheese.
Speaker 4: I'm just surprised that that's that's what you're coming out
Speaker 4: swinging first, first one out of the gate. I'm gonna
Speaker 4: go with cheeseburgers.
Speaker 3: Are we building? So are these three things that we
Speaker 3: are adding?
Speaker 4: Are week?
Speaker 3: Is this to build our our Memorial Day? Memorial Day.
Speaker 2: Today?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Like just general as the best menu, best overall menu. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 3: I stay in my mac and cheese.
Speaker 4: All right as the first pick, very very solid. Stone
Speaker 4: back to you, buddy.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna do fuck devil leggs. There we go.
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, ribs, deviled eggs, strong.
Speaker 3: Start, don't Scarlet Johansson. I like it.
Speaker 4: Meat's been passed around.
Speaker 3: Okay, none of us are turning it down. No, uh,
Speaker 3: I'll go. I'll go pulled pork since nobody took it.
Speaker 4: Okay, you're welcome, and I am gonna go. I'm gonna
Speaker 4: go with baked beans. A good whether somebody can make
Speaker 4: them home made. If they can, great, but if not,
Speaker 4: Bush's baked beans do the trick. Vandicamps can go kick rocks.
Speaker 4: So baked beans stone.
Speaker 3: Back to you.
Speaker 2: You want the Hinds beans like the fucking Brits. Every
Speaker 2: time I look at the god.
Speaker 1: Kid due.
Speaker 4: He clearly has thrown up so much that he's gotten
Speaker 4: new teeth, because on his videos he's definitely got new teeth. Yeah,
Speaker 4: you're clearly behind on watching videos. I think I think
Speaker 4: I feel bad for you when you open up Instagram.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've been taking a break and.
Speaker 4: Clearly welcome back. Here's a thousand videos.
Speaker 3: I think I said to you.
Speaker 4: Oh yes it was pig brain, and I had a
Speaker 4: hard time watching this one. I'm like this, the what's
Speaker 4: the fish one that everybody does? But he did in
Speaker 4: the yeah, oh yeah with the other people was I'd
Speaker 4: be willing to everywhere, willing to try that.
Speaker 3: There isn't anything he's eaten. I would be willing to try.
Speaker 4: I'd be willing to try that. But but pig brain
Speaker 4: out of a can ain't any okay.
Speaker 3: First off, anything out of a can that is sealed
Speaker 3: in some kind of gelatinous fucking no. When he reached
Speaker 3: he says, pig brains and milky No, no, no, Please
Speaker 3: tell me you did you watch the Canadian anthem one? Yes,
Speaker 3: I fucking didez, Yes I fucking did.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, yes, I'm pretty sure that's probably how
Speaker 4: I sounded singing the Canadian national anthem on Scotch and
Speaker 4: sports back in the day. Fantastic anyway. Number three for
Speaker 4: stone a lo tah. Nothing says America like the Mexican
Speaker 4: food got ribs.
Speaker 2: You know, I've really really loved that one. It was
Speaker 2: a side dish.
Speaker 4: Now are you thinking just straight up on the cop
Speaker 4: or are you making like an a low tate casserole.
Speaker 2: Like I'm making it a cup? So yeah, oh cuts
Speaker 2: like yeah.
Speaker 3: Like I meat on Sinco demo. We went and had
Speaker 3: dinner at some friend's house and she had made this
Speaker 3: low tate dip. Was so good.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I've been I've been wanting to make it too.
Speaker 2: Oh God, look so goddam my fucking mouth is watering.
Speaker 3: I I Am going to go with a really nice
Speaker 3: good coal slaw. Okay, cabbage slaw. It was that or pickles,
Speaker 3: believe it or not, Like just to.
Speaker 2: Train pickle, no fried, no smoke, nothing, dude.
Speaker 3: Think of that pull pork sandwich with pickles and fucking
Speaker 3: mac and cheese. There ain't nothing wrong with that meal.
Speaker 4: No, of course that's a great meal.
Speaker 3: But I would rather have the slaw on the pulled pork.
Speaker 4: That's a thousand percent agree with that statement. Yes, uh.
Speaker 4: For my number three, I'm gonna go with some smoked
Speaker 4: Jlopino poppers, Sojlapino cream cheese wrapped in bacon. So that's
Speaker 4: that's what I'm bringing for the For my number three,
Speaker 4: I need to.
Speaker 3: Revisit the original, like the the brisket jalapeno poppers, the
Speaker 3: actual poppers.
Speaker 4: I need to No, don't do that. That's too much.
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna do it for Saturday. There's no way
Speaker 3: I can't do. I can't do that. That's too much
Speaker 3: because I have to smoke the brisket.
Speaker 4: And you know, I told you though when you made
Speaker 4: the like okay, hands down, they slap like they're delicious,
Speaker 4: But there's so much overkill question.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean? I do I don't know,
Speaker 2: go ahead, I don't know if they would have this.
Speaker 2: I've seen it like every now and then, you know,
Speaker 2: like the pre made pulled pork that like the Jack Daniel.
Speaker 2: One has ever seen that one. Sometimes I've seen a
Speaker 2: brisket one where they just have like pre made brisket
Speaker 2: and like you just heat it up. What if you
Speaker 2: did that instead of like smoking a whole brisket.
Speaker 3: I could if I was a bitch. Yeah, Now I'm
Speaker 3: gonna do it. Now, I'm gonna smoke a fucking brisket. Now,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna fucking quick smoke a brisket. I'm gonna leave it.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna leave at one o'clock in the morning on
Speaker 3: Saturday to get home in enough time to smoke a brisket.
Speaker 3: I don't have enough time dealing is getting smoked. I
Speaker 3: could do it.
Speaker 2: I hope you find your house.
Speaker 4: All right, honorable mention. Uh, Dome gets to go first,
Speaker 4: so to be domestoned, then me, honorable mention. Uh, it
Speaker 4: has to be. It has to be a side or
Speaker 4: a dessert. It cannot be a main.
Speaker 3: So there's this dessert that gets made. It's called Annabelle's
Speaker 3: and I don't think you guys have ever had it,
Speaker 3: but it's a mixture of angel food, cake, butterscotch, uh,
Speaker 3: butter fingers, and like two a cool whip and something
Speaker 3: else and another can. I can't remember how she makes it,
Speaker 3: but Ryan's wife makes Steph makes it, and it is
Speaker 3: fucking phenomenal. It is diabetes in a fucking bowl, but
Speaker 3: holy hell, is it delicious. It's angel food. It's angel food,
Speaker 3: cool whip, butterscotch, syrup, butter fingers and something else mixed
Speaker 3: all mixed together.
Speaker 4: Dude.
Speaker 3: It's outrageous. M h. And it's like, so it's it's
Speaker 3: basically like diabetes, like ambrosia diabetes version.
Speaker 2: I'm all about that. Hell yeah, baby, ambrosia all the
Speaker 2: way this Gallas and Fuji, but ambrosia stone mine is
Speaker 2: going to be watermelon watermelone. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Fucking Grason was eating watermelon the other day at the
Speaker 3: at the kitchen and he was a.
Speaker 2: How far are you doing?
Speaker 4: Dude?
Speaker 3: He was like slurping the pieces of watermelon his throat.
Speaker 3: I was like, what do you do? He's like, I
Speaker 3: was trying something new. What I was like? What was like?
Speaker 4: What does that mean?
Speaker 2: Like? You know, you know, like when they eat ramen
Speaker 2: and they're like, I thought I would do that with
Speaker 2: the watermelons.
Speaker 3: The pieces weren't small either, they were huge. Ah. I
Speaker 3: forgot about that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, goddamn, bless that boy.
Speaker 4: What about you? You know with Memorial Day, I was
Speaker 4: gonna come in. I thought A J Was gonna take
Speaker 4: the apple pie and I was like, if he does
Speaker 4: not about it, to take it. But I'm you know what,
Speaker 4: I'm gonna save the apple pie, and I'm gonna say
Speaker 4: the the fruit pizza that because it's okay, it's definitely
Speaker 4: the dessert. It's great, but it's also very refreshing and
Speaker 4: lighter feeling. Yeah, until you've had thirteen fucking pieces, yep,
Speaker 4: but the first five are super great.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So yeah, I like that. I like that.
Speaker 3: Now I don't again, and all I can think about
Speaker 3: is what we're gonna eat on Saturday. Mmmm. Thanks, You're welcome.
Speaker 4: M dumb. If you could think of like the like
Speaker 4: world's most okayist superpower, what what would that be? M?
Speaker 4: Like you have to make up a superpower? That would
Speaker 4: just be like the most generic superpower?
Speaker 3: I got one? You never had wet clothes like any anytime,
Speaker 3: anytime your clothes got wet, you could instantly just dry them.
Speaker 3: Like it's useful, but it's also like what the.
Speaker 4: Fuck you like hop on splash mountain or whatever whatever
Speaker 4: the bayou ride that it is now.
Speaker 2: And you're in just like a raincoat.
Speaker 4: You just like you come down in the spot where
Speaker 4: you just get drenched, but you get off here just dry,
Speaker 4: and everybody else's.
Speaker 2: So you gotta shake shake a little every time activate?
Speaker 2: What if like your shoes and your socks are soaked.
Speaker 2: You just shake your feet, You shake your feet, You're done.
Speaker 2: I'm good.
Speaker 4: Like that's kind of cool. Stone. What about you being.
Speaker 2: The fastest reader on the planet, Like, wow, look at me.
Speaker 2: I can read five thousand words of a sec.
Speaker 3: Okay, but you can't retain any of it. But you
Speaker 3: don't retain any of it. It's like you can read.
Speaker 2: You can be right now, let's be right now reading
Speaker 2: for these last classes. I'm like, I can't retain anything. Ship,
Speaker 2: I'm s so fucking over this.
Speaker 3: Yeah you can.
Speaker 2: I'm just sitting there like that. That gift of that, baby,
Speaker 2: I love that.
Speaker 4: What about you, Jordan, I'm gonna say that you can
Speaker 4: file people's taxes without without seeing a single document of paper.
Speaker 3: That makes so much money, just like done fantastic.
Speaker 4: You're like, yeah, yeah, you're just the rico suave of accounting.
Speaker 2: You just look at somebody and you're like, taxes are done.
Speaker 2: Back look at somebody and you're like you.
Speaker 3: That was walking around Walmart, be like, oh oh excuse me, man, Yes,
Speaker 3: to answer your question that you were just thinking you
Speaker 3: do have to file taxes on SSDI, I got another one.
Speaker 3: You never you can never fail at hailing a taxi.
Speaker 2: Oh, let's go where I got this? The taxi just
Speaker 2: c ribes to.
Speaker 3: The fucking out.
Speaker 4: You guys, want to see a cool party trick?
Speaker 2: Every stand back?
Speaker 4: You out of the kitchen. Yeah, I hope this Arapia
Speaker 4: Bee's got great insirts.
Speaker 2: Man. I want to get out of here, but they're
Speaker 2: not letting us leave. I'll create a distraction. Is that
Speaker 2: a yellow cab? There's a yellow cab on our fucking couch?
Speaker 3: You just here in the music with the little bobble
Speaker 3: heads all shaken?
Speaker 2: Why are you guys so busy? I'm trying to get
Speaker 2: this yellow cab out of here, but the couch cushions
Speaker 2: caught in the fender.
Speaker 4: Shit, it's fantastic. I love that one. That's great. What
Speaker 4: do you think what's the best superpower that you could have?
Speaker 4: I've thought about this one make one up or one
Speaker 4: that already exists.
Speaker 3: I've thought about this. Wait, what do you mean one
Speaker 3: that already.
Speaker 4: Exists, you know, like in movies.
Speaker 3: I want to be Michael Jordan. There you go. I
Speaker 3: think I got obviously immortality. I think would actually be
Speaker 3: the coolest to be perfectly frank, like just.
Speaker 4: You don't think you get more eventually.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, not even remotely close. Dude, you're talking.
Speaker 3: No I could.
Speaker 4: Five hundred years later, you're still a twenty hand again. Yeah,
Speaker 4: you have all that, you literally have all the time
Speaker 4: of the world.
Speaker 3: You still can't get help. I'll watch that video tomorrow.
Speaker 2: You've played with Tiger Woods, his son and his grandson,
Speaker 2: and you're.
Speaker 3: Still outside of that one though. I actually think, I
Speaker 3: actually think being able to change form into any human
Speaker 3: or like any other being would be really cool. To
Speaker 3: be able to shape shift would be really.
Speaker 4: That already exists. That's cool. Yeah, what would you shape
Speaker 4: shift into?
Speaker 2: Not my luck, Johnny six we're talking about here.
Speaker 4: It was like, let me, let me switch to somebody
Speaker 4: that has hair.
Speaker 3: He becomes like the city jew with the curls.
Speaker 4: No one in my look.
Speaker 3: I would turn into that dildo as a joke, and
Speaker 3: then Stone would come over and be like, oh hey.
Speaker 4: Look at this.
Speaker 2: Wow, where does this go?
Speaker 3: Wait a minute, still has that plastic wrap smell?
Speaker 4: Not for long?
Speaker 3: No, I would. I would turn into somebody. I would
Speaker 3: turn into somebody I know and then just funk with
Speaker 3: the people that we know mutually and like I would
Speaker 3: be be devious devious.
Speaker 4: By e Stone.
Speaker 2: It would be the ability to have people do what
Speaker 2: you tell them to do, like just without rhyme or reason,
Speaker 2: like you just mind control them for however amount of
Speaker 2: time like I did from Jessica Jones and uh, like
Speaker 2: like no matter what the world is yours at that point, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I like it.
Speaker 4: I like it.
Speaker 3: Do they ever snap out of it? Though? Like after
Speaker 3: you get them to do what you want, do they then.
Speaker 4: Like snaps.
Speaker 2: The only the only one that snaps back is really
Speaker 2: is like Jessica Jones, But like the rest of them,
Speaker 2: they snap back as soon as their task is done,
Speaker 2: unless like they're told to off themselves and then uh,
Speaker 2: and then that test is done once you're dead. But uh,
Speaker 2: but no, what I would do is uh, I would
Speaker 2: use it and just like it's like, oh, we're just
Speaker 2: gonna have the Federation of a j you know, and
Speaker 2: uh darth a j Stall Hill, the Stone, dart Stone,
Speaker 2: darth Stone. Yep, elon I heard you could take me
Speaker 2: in out of space. I gotta have another planet, buddy.
Speaker 3: Would you go up? You go up in the same
Speaker 3: dick shaped rocket as the women.
Speaker 2: I would No, I would have.
Speaker 3: Somebody in there smelling the seats.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that was Katie Perry for sure.
Speaker 2: I could just I have the perfect visual of you
Speaker 2: with your face, your nose smashed against the seat, and
Speaker 2: you're just come on my.
Speaker 4: Roll where one eye rolls back.
Speaker 3: There's an imprint of my face still on the seat.
Speaker 2: You're wiping the droll off? What about? You know?
Speaker 4: I think of of all the ones that I could
Speaker 4: think of if a man, there's so many good with it.
Speaker 4: But I think being invisible would be really fun. I
Speaker 4: think it has its perks. I like immortality, but I
Speaker 4: do feel like at some point, at some point you'd
Speaker 4: be like, man, it sucks. It could be thousands of years.
Speaker 4: Do you get to if the world ends? Do you
Speaker 4: still get to be around that? I don't know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like what if like the world explodes and you're
Speaker 2: just like floating through space.
Speaker 4: Until Like how does immortality work? Like, you know, if
Speaker 4: somebody comes along and beheads you or you just now
Speaker 4: just a fucking head, you.
Speaker 3: Grow back like Deadpool, you should grow back.
Speaker 2: Just regenerate.
Speaker 3: Okay, Yeah, it'll be cool.
Speaker 4: I'd figure it out.
Speaker 3: Just float around in space until I fucking ran into
Speaker 3: something else.
Speaker 4: Just fall asleep.
Speaker 3: Fuck it be fine.
Speaker 4: All right, I get last one. This is no. This
Speaker 4: is kind of like a would you rather, but it's
Speaker 4: it's this or that second. So it's like one one stays,
Speaker 4: one goes. There's no Well, if it's this or if
Speaker 4: it's that, it's just you pick one and the other
Speaker 4: one's gone forever. Okay, burgers or tacos tacos, that's what
Speaker 4: you're picking this stay Okay, Burgers.
Speaker 3: Like too many.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna choose burgers.
Speaker 3: Crazy burgers or burgers. Tacos you can do so much
Speaker 3: with you're you're missing out on so many different types
Speaker 3: of tacos.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and how not with a Burger's just a burger
Speaker 4: with different toppings. You can do the top the taco.
Speaker 3: It's it's the tacos, different topics. Do you have different
Speaker 3: meats in the tacos?
Speaker 4: Oh, you can't make You can't make like a shrimp
Speaker 4: burger or a fish burger.
Speaker 3: That's not a burger. A hamburger is a fucking meat burger.
Speaker 3: It's it's fucking beef. You're not talking about sandwich, saying.
Speaker 4: Well, technically a taco is a sandwich. No, it's a
Speaker 4: one slice of bread sandwich.
Speaker 2: A um, aliens fucking robots Ai.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I have to say aliens too. But the thing
Speaker 3: with the robots is you got to define robots on
Speaker 3: that one, because.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, I went over that aliens. See the beginning.
Speaker 4: Would you rather lose Wi Fi for a week or
Speaker 4: hot water for a week? Oh?
Speaker 3: Hot water? So I don't need it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, i'd.
Speaker 4: Yeah. You see where we are in society? Wild right, wild?
Speaker 4: Imagine telling that somebody from the sea.
Speaker 3: If you would have said water, if you would have
Speaker 3: said water, just water in general, I would have picked
Speaker 3: the water, but you said hot water. I don't need
Speaker 3: hot water. It's an inconvenience. It's it's all about inconvenience.
Speaker 3: It's not that big of an inconvenience to me.
Speaker 4: Pizza or pasta is a big one.
Speaker 3: Pizza or pasta. This is the hardest one you've put
Speaker 3: out in my opinion.
Speaker 2: You know, I'm gonna say I'd rather keep pizza.
Speaker 3: I think I'd rather keep pasta.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I am incredibly torn on this one, but I'm
Speaker 4: gonna lean pasta as well. Yeah, surprise myself.
Speaker 3: But I don't. I don't come. I don't, I don't.
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna like bash anybody for choosing pizza on
Speaker 3: this one.
Speaker 2: Like that, Like yeah, one of those ones where it's
Speaker 2: like this one.
Speaker 3: No, yeah, go either way.
Speaker 4: Breakfast or dinner.
Speaker 3: Oh see you later. Breakfast. I barely eat it anyway,
Speaker 3: keeping dinner, yeah, I could eat.
Speaker 2: Breakfast for dinner.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I'd just say.
Speaker 2: Keep it.
Speaker 4: I'm keeping breakfast, fucking d Would I thoroughly enjoy breakfast?
Speaker 2: Say I do too.
Speaker 3: Breakfast is delicious when I have it. I only have
Speaker 3: it like fucking eight times a year.
Speaker 4: So all right, well whatever super Mario or Sonic Mario Ario, Okay, okay,
Speaker 4: I already know this one early bird or night ol.
Speaker 2: Uh night, L.
Speaker 4: Know that one for yep.
Speaker 3: Yeah, bowler opposites. I'm also the early bird. All right
Speaker 3: about that too.
Speaker 4: But I know my answer. I know Stone's answer. You're
Speaker 4: the cut android or I have to.
Speaker 3: Say cut or cook, cuck cook the chairs behind me,
Speaker 3: cooke cook. What was it.
Speaker 4: Android or iPhone?
Speaker 3: Oh Android, I'll never go back to Well, I don't
Speaker 3: want to say I'll never go back to iPhone, because
Speaker 3: there are reasons to go back to iPhone, but.
Speaker 4: You don't have to explain it. I just want your honestly.
Speaker 3: And that was my honest answer, perfect great Marvel or no,
Speaker 3: I'm not. I don't want to choose between Marvel and
Speaker 3: Droid for me.
Speaker 4: I know that. That's why I said, I know your answer.
Speaker 4: I want to hear Domes because Dome is the only
Speaker 4: person I know that it recently has switched. You know,
Speaker 4: I would I would go back to what did you
Speaker 4: just drop your chair?
Speaker 3: I would go back. My knees were starting to hurt.
Speaker 3: I needed to stretch them out, and I couldn't stretch
Speaker 3: them out right with my chair being up besids.
Speaker 2: It was.
Speaker 3: I don't know. Marvel and DC, I don't know. I
Speaker 3: actually don't know about that one because I like both
Speaker 3: of them. If you're talking Marvel movies versus d C.
Speaker 4: I'm just talking, like I said at the beginning, to
Speaker 4: pick one. One goes ones days? Then do you love more? Today?
Speaker 3: Probably picked DC. The Marvel movies are better, but the
Speaker 3: DC universe is better. I'm gonna say, DC, you don't
Speaker 3: give a shitl do you? I could care less? All right?
Speaker 3: How about this one? Harry Potter or Star Wars.
Speaker 4: Damn, that's tough.
Speaker 2: That's a hard one.
Speaker 3: They're the same thing.
Speaker 4: Mh. I'm gon choose Harry Potter Space. I'm gonna choose
Speaker 4: Harry Potter. I think I made a mistake, but I
Speaker 4: might choose Harry Potter.
Speaker 5: M h.
Speaker 3: Stone's like fucking piece of ship.
Speaker 4: I mean, because space is so fucking cool, right potentially,
Speaker 4: but that it's realistically it's probably not. But the thought
Speaker 4: but also the the feeling of of being able to
Speaker 4: be a kid and be a wizard or which I
Speaker 4: think that'd be cool. There's a lot that entails that.
Speaker 2: I'm also gonna say, Harry Potter.
Speaker 4: That's sweet.
Speaker 2: I almost said Star Wars, but I was like, nah,
Speaker 2: Like I just imagine going to that school for seven years,
Speaker 2: you know, and like how cool that would have been.
Speaker 3: I got another one for you, Okay, Home Alonner Sandlong.
Speaker 3: You can never watch it. I never watch it again ever, So.
Speaker 4: You pick, I'm picking the one that I can watch.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna pick Sandlot because I can still watch Home
Speaker 4: Alone too.
Speaker 2: I like that pick, and I'm also going to concede
Speaker 2: that pick.
Speaker 4: Yeah, huh yeah, I SAand Lot. Yeah, that that's a
Speaker 4: tough one.
Speaker 3: If I would have said the Home Alone franchise versus Sandlot,
Speaker 3: it would have been a different story, I think.
Speaker 4: But time travel to the past or to the future.
Speaker 3: Future.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say past and I'm gonna transport to Y
Speaker 2: two K and live out the two thousands again, because
Speaker 2: fuck yeah they were great times. Now post COVID, I'm like,
Speaker 2: fuck so, I was trying to go back to the
Speaker 2: two thousands.
Speaker 4: Just give me, give me in.
Speaker 3: The future, that's all I need.
Speaker 2: You show up in the World's on fire. You're just
Speaker 2: instantly chriss.
Speaker 4: My fentanel smell funny to you. Zombies, zombies are vampires.
Speaker 3: Vampires? Oh I hate zombies, dude, fucking bitches. Brainless. Damn
Speaker 3: give me give me some that sparkly disco bald motherfuckers.
Speaker 2: That is so fun.
Speaker 3: I want the real vampires. I don't want the fucking
Speaker 3: I don't want the Twilight vampires. I don't need know
Speaker 3: that toxic ship.
Speaker 2: Yeah, give me the Salem's Lot ship. Yeah, like mindless.
Speaker 3: I want the Blade.
Speaker 2: I want the Blade vampires. Yeah, Blade, that's another. Oh
Speaker 2: god damn it, I'm I'm gonna have to say vampires.
Speaker 2: It sucks. I remember the under It means that there's
Speaker 2: no Shoan of the Dead or you know, any of
Speaker 2: those great fucking.
Speaker 3: Oh dude, there's some great movies, like I guess, well,
Speaker 3: doesn't even were they weren't zombies technically they were monster.
Speaker 2: They were not they It's it started out as a
Speaker 2: zombies as zombies, yeah, and then and then it grew
Speaker 2: more into monster laure Yeah. But yeah, because like I'm
Speaker 2: I'm we didn't we don't, like you said, we don't
Speaker 2: get Blade, we don't get interview with vampire. We don't
Speaker 2: get say them's a lot. We don't get Dracula and nuts.
Speaker 2: We're out to the newest Nuts road too. By the way,
Speaker 2: it was fucking good ship. They did a good job
Speaker 2: with that, like.
Speaker 3: A big old Stockholm syndrome type movie.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I mean it kind of is, you know,
Speaker 2: especially they really labeled this one more like they did.
Speaker 2: It's like pretty close to Dracula, like brand shuckers, like
Speaker 2: it's it's pretty it's weird pretty well, but I got Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's basically.
Speaker 3: Is is Frankenstein's Monster a zombie? Uh?
Speaker 2: Technically yes, because it's reanimated.
Speaker 3: Dead, right, just not a zombie that wants to eat brains.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like the zombie is like basically a newborn baby. Yeah,
Speaker 2: kind of you know, like if you think about it,
Speaker 2: it's it's what that thing is.
Speaker 4: I guess I want to argue and say you're that
Speaker 4: it's not. But in just a true fashion of I
Speaker 4: guess the definition is of the undead that's back, you know,
Speaker 4: back to life. Even though it's all different parts put together,
Speaker 4: it's still in fact back to life because I guess
Speaker 4: in theory, in theory it was dead because he had
Speaker 4: to use the electric you know, electric electrocute it to
Speaker 4: bring it back to life.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm. So in theory it.
Speaker 4: Is a zombie. Would you last one that I have?
Speaker 4: Would you rather talk to any animal on this planet
Speaker 4: or talk to any human on the animal humans?
Speaker 2: I'm a say animals as well. Can you imagine like
Speaker 2: going out and you're like, hey, sharks, can you just
Speaker 2: leave this area for a little bit? We want to
Speaker 2: swim in the ocean. Sure thing, Thanks for thanks for
Speaker 2: asking us. Nobody ever does them. We always fuck people up,
Speaker 2: all right, Thanks, see you later, Jerry. You know, walking
Speaker 2: through the forest, Hey, mister bear, can you just not
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, sure, sorry about that.
Speaker 3: I will say this, I'm only going to choose animals
Speaker 3: given given all of the time that I have currently
Speaker 3: spent talking to humans. If this was to like start
Speaker 3: off my life and I had to choose humans or
Speaker 3: or humans or animals, I would probably still pick humans
Speaker 3: because they're the species that I am and I need
Speaker 3: that more. But if we're going from here on out
Speaker 3: for the rest of my life.
Speaker 4: Sorry, it'd be great because Heaven hear you sound like
Speaker 4: that animal, because that's what would have to happen. You
Speaker 4: don't just talk and they understand you. Potentially, that's how
Speaker 4: you think, but we need Huh, what's.
Speaker 3: That I said? Potentially? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I thought AJ said something.
Speaker 3: You don't know.
Speaker 2: Now your your internet herpes are coming out a little bit.
Speaker 2: Oh boy, you got a little frozen there for us.
Speaker 4: I guess. All right, Well, let's wrap this up then
Speaker 4: before it gets nasty. Yeah, domes pretending to suck cock
Speaker 4: like he's stuck in reality. He just loves to suck cock.
Speaker 4: Uh that in lovely tell us about it in Ludlow
Speaker 4: Mm hmm, bullshit.
Speaker 3: It's at the Yeah, it's at the seventy six. Funny enough,
Speaker 3: mm hmm the seventy six and dairy Queen that's there
Speaker 3: and loud though. Yeah, there's a glory hole in there.
Speaker 3: Did you.
Speaker 2: How did it feel?
Speaker 3: Try it?
Speaker 4: Which side were you on?
Speaker 2: Later lady never asked him and never tells.
Speaker 3: Have you seen that commercial with the Dorito's commercial, the
Speaker 3: band Dorito's commercial where the dude's like, he's eating Doritos
Speaker 3: and he goes, yeah, I watch this and he sticks
Speaker 3: his finger in the hole. It comes back out and
Speaker 3: it's all clean. And on the other side there's a
Speaker 3: dude working at a desk and he just sucks the
Speaker 3: fuckingstop his finger. Yes, yes, pretty fucked up. It's a
Speaker 3: great commercial. You guys know why Chinese eyes are so
Speaker 3: uh squinted and thin because the flash from the atomic bombs,
Speaker 3: so uh right, oh.
Speaker 4: Turn it off, turn it off.
Speaker 2: That's pretty good to the ti