Speaker 1: Here we go with the Minnesota goodbye and let's get
Speaker 1: right into the emails. Happy new Year, says Anna. Missed
Speaker 1: you all so much during your break, Never leave us again.
Speaker 1: Question for you all if your phone was purely utilitarian,
Speaker 1: where you could only talk in the phone, text and
Speaker 1: look up directions, what would you do with all your
Speaker 1: free time? If social media disappeared? How would you fill
Speaker 1: your days? Would you go out more, start a new hobby,
Speaker 1: volunteered in an old folks home, start a side hustle.
Speaker 1: My goal for twenty twenty five is to spend less
Speaker 1: than one and a half hours a day on my phone,
Speaker 1: which means I buy and large given up social media.
Speaker 1: And I tell you it is so freeing. I hope
Speaker 1: this is a good thought starter. Mah, says Anna. That's
Speaker 1: a really good point. And it's funny how she calls
Speaker 1: it purely utilitarian, where it's phone, text and look up directions. Ye,
Speaker 1: which it's more than just a phone then, but I
Speaker 1: get what you're saying, there's no social media. Great question.
Speaker 1: Good for you for giving up all the social media.
Speaker 1: What I sat on the phone yesterday and scroll and
Speaker 1: one more, one more Facebook, one more Instagram, one more
Speaker 1: one more. I don't know. I would probably I work
Speaker 1: out about as much as my body will tolerate right now,
Speaker 1: So I couldn't say that I don't want to watch
Speaker 1: more TV. I would say, maybe read the stacks of
Speaker 1: books that I have and maybe play more ukulele. What
Speaker 1: about you?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would probably.
Speaker 3: I would probably work out more because I think a
Speaker 3: lot of me working out is like I'm going to
Speaker 3: go home and just like look at my phone for
Speaker 3: a little bit, decompress, and then I'll have the energy
Speaker 3: to work out later and then I don't. So I
Speaker 3: think workout would probably be one for me. Also, I
Speaker 3: would actually probably watch TV, because I don't. I rarely
Speaker 3: watch TV, okay, and I used to before having a smartphone.
Speaker 3: I definitely like loved all my shows and stuff, and
Speaker 3: then probably just be a little bit more social. I
Speaker 3: think like there's this loneliness epidemic that they're talking about
Speaker 3: of the younger generations because they all just communicate via
Speaker 3: phone and they don't actually go out and see people,
Speaker 3: and they're like lacking social skills all this other stuff.
Speaker 3: And I do think about my life a handful of
Speaker 3: years ago, and I was way more social before the
Speaker 3: TikTok and Instagram became so big because.
Speaker 1: I think that is our social life. They used to
Speaker 1: they said, it used to be the church because back
Speaker 1: when everybody went to church, that was your social circle.
Speaker 1: Then it was the mall where you would meet all
Speaker 1: your friends at the mall. H Then you know, school for.
Speaker 2: Young people for sure, friends, movies.
Speaker 1: And now we don't have a gathering place anymore. So
Speaker 1: it is social media. I think there is a loneliness epandemic,
Speaker 1: and I worry, like Carson seems lonely to me, even
Speaker 1: though he lives in a house with three other guys
Speaker 1: and they go to you know, Viking's game, you know,
Speaker 1: nights at the local bar, they'll go to a Clippers
Speaker 1: game or whatever. He just seems kind of lonely. And
Speaker 1: I think a lot of it is because that's the
Speaker 1: gen Z social media thing. Right, So right, more emails.
Speaker 1: This one says hello, don't say my name. However, I'm
Speaker 1: not even gonna sign my name just in case. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm currently listening to the Minnesota Goodbye podcast about swingers
Speaker 1: because we talked about this yesterday, like how do you
Speaker 1: do it? What's the protocol? When you walk in? Do
Speaker 1: you like you know, like, do you go have like
Speaker 1: the seven layer dip and then go to the bedroom
Speaker 1: and start banging, or do you have a couple of
Speaker 1: cocktails or do you like, say, hey, you look good,
Speaker 1: do you want to go? What is your protocol? Yeah, so,
Speaker 1: my husband and I are swingers. Were a straight couple
Speaker 1: early forties. We've been involved for a few years. I'm
Speaker 1: laughing so hard about Jenny saying what if you get
Speaker 1: stuck with the one thug in the group. When we
Speaker 1: first started, I was very concerned about that. That happens
Speaker 1: for sure, not to me. I will not swap unless
Speaker 1: I'm interested, But I have friends who have taken one
Speaker 1: for the team. They described it as lol. But Dave,
Speaker 1: you are right. You always have a choice and you
Speaker 1: do not have to get stuck with it. And anybody
Speaker 1: everybody we've encountered has been super respectful and gets the
Speaker 1: hint of you are not interested in them sexually. Dave,
Speaker 1: you are one hundred percent correct when you said that
Speaker 1: you have heard the swinger lifestyle has a ton to
Speaker 1: do with friendships and social aspects for my husband and I,
Speaker 1: at least, I should say. However, there are definitely people
Speaker 1: into the lifestyle that just want to get the fucking.
Speaker 1: She writes in all bold, all caps, just want to
Speaker 1: get to fucking. My husband and I have been to
Speaker 1: multiple house parties, hotel takeover parties, out of town lifestyle establishments,
Speaker 1: and I will say they are so fun. We look
Speaker 1: forward to each event. The things that we have seen
Speaker 1: are nuts, piles of people on top of each other,
Speaker 1: a lot of gloryhole walls. You guys know what a
Speaker 1: glory hole is.
Speaker 3: Yeah, where you familiar peak through when you see a penis, right, No, oh.
Speaker 1: No, you don't peek through. They put their penis through
Speaker 1: the wall.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, so it pokes you.
Speaker 1: In the well. If you're in your peaking, you got
Speaker 1: to be careful. No, you're not looking through the hole
Speaker 1: in the wall.
Speaker 2: So I don't have my eye and away from them.
Speaker 1: Never, at any time is your eye.
Speaker 3: And maybe that's why nobody's been coming up to my holes.
Speaker 1: E good god, Jenny, it's your face being so proud
Speaker 1: of yourself, Like, here's a good one. Anyway. She goes
Speaker 1: on to say, basically, any sexual position you can imagine, threesomes, foursomes,
Speaker 1: ten sms, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera. The best part of this
Speaker 1: whole thing is the friendships we have made have been irreplaceable.
Speaker 1: I have also heard where's the lube being yelled out
Speaker 1: a couple of times at past parties. Love you guys
Speaker 1: so much, have a wonderful day, Signed your anonymous local
Speaker 1: swinger ps dart Lick dart Lick, but only to my husband, So.
Speaker 2: She doesn't do that at the swinger parties.
Speaker 1: Strange, but no, seriously, I don't know.
Speaker 3: She just said those piles of people on each other,
Speaker 3: somebody's looking some asses.
Speaker 1: As at a swinger party. I don't. I mean, I
Speaker 1: don't know. To me, that seems so freaking weird to
Speaker 1: walk in and there's like a pile of people, like
Speaker 1: a tensome and a pile of people on top of
Speaker 1: each other.
Speaker 2: I just imagine it being in a circle.
Speaker 1: Okay, describe that. Describe that? What do you mean?
Speaker 3: Well, I think that you're probably engaging with multiple people
Speaker 3: at the same time, and you're kind of in a
Speaker 3: circular formation so that you.
Speaker 2: Have easy ass.
Speaker 1: It's a daisy chain.
Speaker 2: Oh, I didn't know there was an actual term.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know that. So if a woman is you know,
Speaker 1: like oral on a guy while he's oral on another guy,
Speaker 1: and that guy is oral on another girl, and that
Speaker 1: girl is oral on a that's a daisy chain.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you didn't know that, never heard that term used.
Speaker 1: Did you think you would learn anything like that on
Speaker 1: the podcast today?
Speaker 2: I never know what I'm going to learn on this podcast. Honestly.
Speaker 3: That's what I love about it the most is one
Speaker 3: day we're talking about people at the airport being assholes
Speaker 3: and that say we're talking about daisy chain.
Speaker 1: Daisy chain, yes exactly.
Speaker 2: He was going to email this person back and be like, so,
Speaker 2: when's the next one. I want to check it out? Well,
Speaker 2: that's the next mask parties a personal email.
Speaker 1: I'm going to tell you. I'm going to go ahead
Speaker 1: and tell you this that at my age there probably
Speaker 1: are swingers parties, but I think you're your variety of
Speaker 1: So I will tell you this, Do shit while you're young.
Speaker 1: Take it from me. Do shit while you're young, because
Speaker 1: when you get older, your body might betray you. You
Speaker 1: might lose your legs to diabetes. And I'm not trying
Speaker 1: to be funny, but you never know. So do shit
Speaker 1: while you're young. If you want to be a swinger,
Speaker 1: if you want to like hook up with a big
Speaker 1: orgy fest down in Shockapy. That's where they have the
Speaker 1: annual orgy fest is down in Shockapy.
Speaker 2: I've heard that about chocopy.
Speaker 1: But do it while you're young. Do all of these
Speaker 1: things while you're young. All right, next email, Hold on
Speaker 1: one second. Okay, here's what Nita. I have not listened
Speaker 1: to what Nita's rant, but if you guys are ready,
Speaker 1: we can give it a shot.
Speaker 4: Here.
Speaker 1: I got to push a couple of buttons, and then
Speaker 1: I got to push a couple of more buttons. And
Speaker 1: I'm gonna make sure I get this set up right
Speaker 1: so it doesn't accidentally go on the radio. And I
Speaker 1: think we are ready for one Nita's rant.
Speaker 4: Here we go, Happy New Year, my favorite radio family.
Speaker 4: It's me and I'm here with my first twenty twenty
Speaker 4: five rant for the year. So this runs about people
Speaker 4: who don't put gas in their car. So I was
Speaker 4: in Phoenix, Arizona, over the holidays, and I have this
Speaker 4: one aunt Whoevery time she goes towhere, she wants somebody
Speaker 4: to ride with her. So I got up and I said, y'all,
Speaker 4: I take a ride with you. So she says that
Speaker 4: she's gonna stop at the store and pick up a
Speaker 4: couple of items and then she'll be right out. So
Speaker 4: I get in the car, and I kept hearing the
Speaker 4: ding so I'm thinking it's the seat belt, so I
Speaker 4: unclicked my seat belts and clicked it back again. It's
Speaker 4: not the seat belt because it kept dinging. So I
Speaker 4: looked over and her dash. There's no fucking gas in
Speaker 4: the car. So I asked him, like, how.
Speaker 1: Far are we going?
Speaker 4: And she says, oh, we're not going that far. I said,
Speaker 4: but we just passed by three gas stations. Don't you
Speaker 4: fucking hear that dinging?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 4: Girls, it's plenty of gas in this car.
Speaker 1: No, it's not.
Speaker 4: So I think we went probably another three or four
Speaker 4: miles before we finally got to the store. And then
Speaker 4: she goes, Okay, I'm just gonna run in and go
Speaker 4: grab a couple of eyes, and I'll be right out.
Speaker 4: She'd let she gets out, she leaves a fucking car running.
Speaker 4: There's no goddamn gas in the car. What the fuck
Speaker 4: is wrong with you? That is so irritating. If you
Speaker 4: see you have no gas, put some fucking gas in
Speaker 4: the car, and then don't leave somebody sitting in the
Speaker 4: car with a car running. God damn it. That pisses
Speaker 4: me off. Well, glad to be back. I hope you
Speaker 4: guys have a wonderful day. Be back next week with
Speaker 4: another rant. Love you guys.
Speaker 1: Bye. I think you had a like you need to
Speaker 1: get on high blood pressure meds because that should not
Speaker 1: set you off the way it did. I will say,
Speaker 1: I don't like when people like Carson would borrow my
Speaker 1: car to do door dash and I would go out
Speaker 1: coming to work and you know the little meter that
Speaker 1: says you've got eight miles until you fill up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it would be like eight miles until I fill up.
Speaker 1: And I'd be like, oh damn, because.
Speaker 2: That's the first thing you have to do. And if
Speaker 2: you have to go somewhere and now you have to
Speaker 2: go get gas first, freaking And.
Speaker 3: You claims that one and says you have eight miles laft,
Speaker 3: you actually probably have like eighteen. Like your your meters
Speaker 3: just like lying to you a little bit because of
Speaker 3: the dumb people who wait till it's at zero mile.
Speaker 1: I would agree with that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I hope. So I've driven mine to like zero twice.
Speaker 3: Maybe I've only done it one time where I got
Speaker 3: it down to one mile and it terrified me.
Speaker 1: But yeah, but don't you feel good when you coast
Speaker 1: into the gas station and it says one mile ord
Speaker 1: zero and you made it. You're like, oh, praise the Lord,
Speaker 1: all right? Thinking I need to love your rants. We
Speaker 1: love you next time. I don't think we've said this one,
Speaker 1: but let's check here. Okay, here we go. The topic
Speaker 1: for the show, what weird or funny thing did you
Speaker 1: learn about your family over the holiday. I know a
Speaker 1: lot of us stayed with family, so this might have
Speaker 1: come up. I went to stay with my mother and
Speaker 1: with my in laws in another state. Now. My mother
Speaker 1: in law is a seventy year olds. Settling into the
Speaker 1: guest room, I went to plug my phone charger into
Speaker 1: the power strip coming out from under the bed. Instead
Speaker 1: of a lamp plugged into it, I found a giant
Speaker 1: wand vibrator under the bed. My husband said, that's not
Speaker 1: a vibrator, that's a back massager, and proceeded to demonstrate.
Speaker 1: You should have seen his face when I told him
Speaker 1: it was in fact not, in fact a back massager.
Speaker 1: He had just demonstrated on his back. I then said,
Speaker 1: I think your mom and dad sleep in different rooms
Speaker 1: when we aren't here, which I've suspected for a while,
Speaker 1: and this is further proof. It was not a judgmental tone,
Speaker 1: because who cares. Just an observation that her vibrator and
Speaker 1: maybe importantly, her hair dryer are both in the guest room,
Speaker 1: to which he said, Dave and Susan sleep in different rooms,
Speaker 1: which I love that my name even came up. I'm
Speaker 1: glad I've turned him into such a loyal fan of
Speaker 1: the show. Needless to say, I'm happy my mother in
Speaker 1: law is getting some because my father in law is
Speaker 1: not it well neither is she, but regardless, good for
Speaker 1: then when you're seventy, you do what you want. Welcome
Speaker 1: back from break Boy? Did I miss you? Thank you?
Speaker 1: Not going to say your name. I think it is
Speaker 1: surprising to a lot of people to think that you
Speaker 1: pretty much masturbate at any age. I think that people go, well, yeah,
Speaker 1: when I turned forty five, I won't need to masturbate anymore.
Speaker 1: And I'm not going to say anything more than that,
Speaker 1: but I will say that I think that people think that, oh, well,
Speaker 1: once you get into a relationship and you have a partner,
Speaker 1: you don't masturbate anymore. But yeah, right, yeah, Jenny, Okay,
Speaker 1: next one. No, I think we're going to skip that one.
Speaker 1: All right, let's try this one. I haven't read it,
Speaker 1: but let's try it anyway. I'm a day behind the
Speaker 1: podcast due to tending small children and generally not knowing
Speaker 1: what day it is for the holidays. But when I
Speaker 1: heard you ask for the worst plane ride experience, I
Speaker 1: knew I had the email. When I was about thirteen,
Speaker 1: my parents lived in two different states. My dad worked
Speaker 1: for the airlines, and for the first time, my brother
Speaker 1: and I would be flying to him by ourselves, with
Speaker 1: the flight attendant escort. These flight attendees chaperones only walk
Speaker 1: you off and on the plane, and my brother and
Speaker 1: I buckled in for a relatively click quick flight. We're
Speaker 1: in the air. We're told to expect turbulence but never fun,
Speaker 1: but I can handle it. As the flight progressed, the
Speaker 1: pilot came on the speaker and said that due to
Speaker 1: not enough fuel, we weren't expected to continue to our
Speaker 1: destination and prepare for an emergency landing. What now, that's weird.
Speaker 1: I don't know why they would not have enough fuel,
Speaker 1: but okay, emergency landing. You might as well have told
Speaker 1: the scared kid, we were crash landing. This combined with
Speaker 1: the turbulence, made me want to vomit. A flight attendant
Speaker 1: came over and reminded us then in case the oxygen
Speaker 1: mass were released, to put mine on before I put
Speaker 1: my brothers on, pretty much verifying in my head that
Speaker 1: we're going to die. I was panicking on the inside,
Speaker 1: telling my little brother everything was fine and nothing bad
Speaker 1: was going to happen to us. I never had to
Speaker 1: be the adult before.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 1: Just remember they are thirteen years old. The flight went on.
Speaker 1: You know what happened? Nothing? We made it to our
Speaker 1: destination with no further issues, no explanation, not one that
Speaker 1: I remember anyway. When we got off the plane, my
Speaker 1: dad was already there and looked a little panic maybe
Speaker 1: in a little pissed. He had been made aware there
Speaker 1: were complications, but once I told him my version of
Speaker 1: the events, he was livid. Rightfully, so, I don't think
Speaker 1: a pilot should prepare you for an emergency landing without
Speaker 1: being one thousand percent sure that is what is happening.
Speaker 1: After that, I remember a few phone calls with my
Speaker 1: dad's colorful language on full display, but we didn't talk
Speaker 1: about it much. When all was said and done, ten
Speaker 1: out of ten don't recommend. What a crappy experience. By
Speaker 1: far my worst plane ride ever. Also, you want to
Speaker 1: know what it's like to hear the show is reading
Speaker 1: your email? Well it makes your stomach drop and your
Speaker 1: butthole pucker, but in a good way. Thanks for reading.
Speaker 1: Much love to you all. And their name is Dominique,
Speaker 1: which is a beautiful name. Wow that you know what?
Speaker 1: I don't know even as a pilot, because I pay
Speaker 1: attention to things like that. If they said prepare for
Speaker 1: an emergency landing, that can mean on a highway, in
Speaker 1: a field, on water. So emergency landing can also mean
Speaker 1: we got to get down right now. For example, if
Speaker 1: there's a fire on the airplane, they got to get
Speaker 1: down right now. So maybe by emergency landing they thought, well,
Speaker 1: we might run out of fuel. Prepare I don't know,
Speaker 1: because you can do an emergency landing that's not dangerous.
Speaker 1: Like if you're flying from I don't know, from here
Speaker 1: to Saint Louis and you have a fuel leak or
Speaker 1: whatever and you get a land in Des Moines. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's an emergency landing, but it's not dangerous.
Speaker 3: Now do they call it an emergency then, or just
Speaker 3: like okay, yeah, yeah, the emergency.
Speaker 2: Would throw me.
Speaker 1: You have to declare an emergency because what happens is
Speaker 1: if you declare an emergency, now you get priority over
Speaker 1: all the other airplanes. Yeah, it's kind of like cut
Speaker 1: in front of line. So yeah, and that is it
Speaker 1: for the Minnesota Goodbye. I love to hear what's on
Speaker 1: your mind. Send an email to the same address, Ryan
Speaker 1: Show at KDWB dot com.