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<v Speaker 1>Here we go with the Minnesota goodbye and let's get

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<v Speaker 1>right into the emails. Happy new Year, says Anna. Missed

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<v Speaker 1>you all so much during your break, Never leave us again.

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<v Speaker 1>Question for you all if your phone was purely utilitarian,

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<v Speaker 1>where you could only talk in the phone, text and

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<v Speaker 1>look up directions, what would you do with all your

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<v Speaker 1>free time? If social media disappeared? How would you fill

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<v Speaker 1>your days? Would you go out more, start a new hobby,

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<v Speaker 1>volunteered in an old folks home, start a side hustle.

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<v Speaker 1>My goal for twenty twenty five is to spend less

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<v Speaker 1>than one and a half hours a day on my phone,

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<v Speaker 1>which means I buy and large given up social media.

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<v Speaker 1>And I tell you it is so freeing. I hope

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<v Speaker 1>this is a good thought starter. Mah, says Anna. That's

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<v Speaker 1>a really good point. And it's funny how she calls

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<v Speaker 1>it purely utilitarian, where it's phone, text and look up directions. Ye,

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<v Speaker 1>which it's more than just a phone then, but I

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<v Speaker 1>get what you're saying, there's no social media. Great question.

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<v Speaker 1>Good for you for giving up all the social media.

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<v Speaker 1>What I sat on the phone yesterday and scroll and

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<v Speaker 1>one more, one more Facebook, one more Instagram, one more

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<v Speaker 1>one more. I don't know. I would probably I work

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<v Speaker 1>out about as much as my body will tolerate right now,

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<v Speaker 1>So I couldn't say that I don't want to watch

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<v Speaker 1>more TV. I would say, maybe read the stacks of

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<v Speaker 1>books that I have and maybe play more ukulele. What

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<v Speaker 1>about you?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I would probably.

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<v Speaker 3>I would probably work out more because I think a

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<v Speaker 3>lot of me working out is like I'm going to

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<v Speaker 3>go home and just like look at my phone for

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<v Speaker 3>a little bit, decompress, and then I'll have the energy

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<v Speaker 3>to work out later and then I don't. So I

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<v Speaker 3>think workout would probably be one for me. Also, I

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<v Speaker 3>would actually probably watch TV, because I don't. I rarely

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<v Speaker 3>watch TV, okay, and I used to before having a smartphone.

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<v Speaker 3>I definitely like loved all my shows and stuff, and

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<v Speaker 3>then probably just be a little bit more social. I

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<v Speaker 3>think like there's this loneliness epidemic that they're talking about

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<v Speaker 3>of the younger generations because they all just communicate via

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<v Speaker 3>phone and they don't actually go out and see people,

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<v Speaker 3>and they're like lacking social skills all this other stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>And I do think about my life a handful of

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<v Speaker 3>years ago, and I was way more social before the

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<v Speaker 3>TikTok and Instagram became so big because.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that is our social life. They used to

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<v Speaker 1>they said, it used to be the church because back

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<v Speaker 1>when everybody went to church, that was your social circle.

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<v Speaker 1>Then it was the mall where you would meet all

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<v Speaker 1>your friends at the mall. H Then you know, school for.

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<v Speaker 2>Young people for sure, friends, movies.

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<v Speaker 1>And now we don't have a gathering place anymore. So

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<v Speaker 1>it is social media. I think there is a loneliness epandemic,

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<v Speaker 1>and I worry, like Carson seems lonely to me, even

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<v Speaker 1>though he lives in a house with three other guys

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<v Speaker 1>and they go to you know, Viking's game, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>nights at the local bar, they'll go to a Clippers

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<v Speaker 1>game or whatever. He just seems kind of lonely. And

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<v Speaker 1>I think a lot of it is because that's the

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<v Speaker 1>gen Z social media thing. Right, So right, more emails.

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<v Speaker 1>This one says hello, don't say my name. However, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not even gonna sign my name just in case. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm currently listening to the Minnesota Goodbye podcast about swingers

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<v Speaker 1>because we talked about this yesterday, like how do you

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<v Speaker 1>do it? What's the protocol? When you walk in? Do

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<v Speaker 1>you like you know, like, do you go have like

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<v Speaker 1>the seven layer dip and then go to the bedroom

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<v Speaker 1>and start banging, or do you have a couple of

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<v Speaker 1>cocktails or do you like, say, hey, you look good,

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<v Speaker 1>do you want to go? What is your protocol? Yeah, so,

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<v Speaker 1>my husband and I are swingers. Were a straight couple

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<v Speaker 1>early forties. We've been involved for a few years. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>laughing so hard about Jenny saying what if you get

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<v Speaker 1>stuck with the one thug in the group. When we

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<v Speaker 1>first started, I was very concerned about that. That happens

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<v Speaker 1>for sure, not to me. I will not swap unless

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<v Speaker 1>I'm interested, But I have friends who have taken one

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<v Speaker 1>for the team. They described it as lol. But Dave,

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<v Speaker 1>you are right. You always have a choice and you

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<v Speaker 1>do not have to get stuck with it. And anybody

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<v Speaker 1>everybody we've encountered has been super respectful and gets the

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<v Speaker 1>hint of you are not interested in them sexually. Dave,

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<v Speaker 1>you are one hundred percent correct when you said that

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<v Speaker 1>you have heard the swinger lifestyle has a ton to

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<v Speaker 1>do with friendships and social aspects for my husband and I,

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<v Speaker 1>at least, I should say. However, there are definitely people

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<v Speaker 1>into the lifestyle that just want to get the fucking.

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<v Speaker 1>She writes in all bold, all caps, just want to

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<v Speaker 1>get to fucking. My husband and I have been to

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<v Speaker 1>multiple house parties, hotel takeover parties, out of town lifestyle establishments,

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<v Speaker 1>and I will say they are so fun. We look

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<v Speaker 1>forward to each event. The things that we have seen

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<v Speaker 1>are nuts, piles of people on top of each other,

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of gloryhole walls. You guys know what a

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<v Speaker 1>glory hole is.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, where you familiar peak through when you see a penis, right, No, oh.

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<v Speaker 1>No, you don't peek through. They put their penis through

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<v Speaker 1>the wall.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, so it pokes you.

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<v Speaker 1>In the well. If you're in your peaking, you got

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<v Speaker 1>to be careful. No, you're not looking through the hole

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<v Speaker 1>in the wall.

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<v Speaker 2>So I don't have my eye and away from them.

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<v Speaker 1>Never, at any time is your eye.

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<v Speaker 3>And maybe that's why nobody's been coming up to my holes.

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<v Speaker 1>E good god, Jenny, it's your face being so proud

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<v Speaker 1>of yourself, Like, here's a good one. Anyway. She goes

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<v Speaker 1>on to say, basically, any sexual position you can imagine, threesomes, foursomes,

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<v Speaker 1>ten sms, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera. The best part of this

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<v Speaker 1>whole thing is the friendships we have made have been irreplaceable.

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<v Speaker 1>I have also heard where's the lube being yelled out

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of times at past parties. Love you guys

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<v Speaker 1>so much, have a wonderful day, Signed your anonymous local

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<v Speaker 1>swinger ps dart Lick dart Lick, but only to my husband, So.

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<v Speaker 2>She doesn't do that at the swinger parties.

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<v Speaker 1>Strange, but no, seriously, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>She just said those piles of people on each other,

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<v Speaker 3>somebody's looking some asses.

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<v Speaker 1>As at a swinger party. I don't. I mean, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. To me, that seems so freaking weird to

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<v Speaker 1>walk in and there's like a pile of people, like

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<v Speaker 1>a tensome and a pile of people on top of

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<v Speaker 1>each other.

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<v Speaker 2>I just imagine it being in a circle.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, describe that. Describe that? What do you mean?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I think that you're probably engaging with multiple people

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<v Speaker 3>at the same time, and you're kind of in a

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<v Speaker 3>circular formation so that you.

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<v Speaker 2>Have easy ass.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a daisy chain.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I didn't know there was an actual term.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you know that. So if a woman is you know,

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<v Speaker 1>like oral on a guy while he's oral on another guy,

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<v Speaker 1>and that guy is oral on another girl, and that

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<v Speaker 1>girl is oral on a that's a daisy chain.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you didn't know that, never heard that term used.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you think you would learn anything like that on

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<v Speaker 1>the podcast today?

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<v Speaker 2>I never know what I'm going to learn on this podcast. Honestly.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what I love about it the most is one

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<v Speaker 3>day we're talking about people at the airport being assholes

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<v Speaker 3>and that say we're talking about daisy chain.

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<v Speaker 1>Daisy chain, yes exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>He was going to email this person back and be like, so,

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<v Speaker 2>when's the next one. I want to check it out? Well,

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<v Speaker 2>that's the next mask parties a personal email.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to tell you. I'm going to go ahead

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<v Speaker 1>and tell you this that at my age there probably

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<v Speaker 1>are swingers parties, but I think you're your variety of

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<v Speaker 1>So I will tell you this, Do shit while you're young.

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<v Speaker 1>Take it from me. Do shit while you're young, because

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<v Speaker 1>when you get older, your body might betray you. You

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<v Speaker 1>might lose your legs to diabetes. And I'm not trying

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<v Speaker 1>to be funny, but you never know. So do shit

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<v Speaker 1>while you're young. If you want to be a swinger,

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<v Speaker 1>if you want to like hook up with a big

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<v Speaker 1>orgy fest down in Shockapy. That's where they have the

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<v Speaker 1>annual orgy fest is down in Shockapy.

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<v Speaker 2>I've heard that about chocopy.

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<v Speaker 1>But do it while you're young. Do all of these

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<v Speaker 1>things while you're young. All right, next email, Hold on

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<v Speaker 1>one second. Okay, here's what Nita. I have not listened

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<v Speaker 1>to what Nita's rant, but if you guys are ready,

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<v Speaker 1>we can give it a shot.

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<v Speaker 4>Here.

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<v Speaker 1>I got to push a couple of buttons, and then

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<v Speaker 1>I got to push a couple of more buttons. And

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna make sure I get this set up right

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<v Speaker 1>so it doesn't accidentally go on the radio. And I

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<v Speaker 1>think we are ready for one Nita's rant.

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<v Speaker 4>Here we go, Happy New Year, my favorite radio family.

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<v Speaker 4>It's me and I'm here with my first twenty twenty

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<v Speaker 4>five rant for the year. So this runs about people

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<v Speaker 4>who don't put gas in their car. So I was

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<v Speaker 4>in Phoenix, Arizona, over the holidays, and I have this

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<v Speaker 4>one aunt Whoevery time she goes towhere, she wants somebody

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<v Speaker 4>to ride with her. So I got up and I said, y'all,

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<v Speaker 4>I take a ride with you. So she says that

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<v Speaker 4>she's gonna stop at the store and pick up a

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<v Speaker 4>couple of items and then she'll be right out. So

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<v Speaker 4>I get in the car, and I kept hearing the

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<v Speaker 4>ding so I'm thinking it's the seat belt, so I

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<v Speaker 4>unclicked my seat belts and clicked it back again. It's

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<v Speaker 4>not the seat belt because it kept dinging. So I

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<v Speaker 4>looked over and her dash. There's no fucking gas in

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<v Speaker 4>the car. So I asked him, like, how.

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<v Speaker 1>Far are we going?

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<v Speaker 4>And she says, oh, we're not going that far. I said,

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<v Speaker 4>but we just passed by three gas stations. Don't you

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<v Speaker 4>fucking hear that dinging?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh?

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<v Speaker 4>Girls, it's plenty of gas in this car.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's not.

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<v Speaker 4>So I think we went probably another three or four

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<v Speaker 4>miles before we finally got to the store. And then

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<v Speaker 4>she goes, Okay, I'm just gonna run in and go

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<v Speaker 4>grab a couple of eyes, and I'll be right out.

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<v Speaker 4>She'd let she gets out, she leaves a fucking car running.

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<v Speaker 4>There's no goddamn gas in the car. What the fuck

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<v Speaker 4>is wrong with you? That is so irritating. If you

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<v Speaker 4>see you have no gas, put some fucking gas in

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<v Speaker 4>the car, and then don't leave somebody sitting in the

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<v Speaker 4>car with a car running. God damn it. That pisses

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<v Speaker 4>me off. Well, glad to be back. I hope you

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<v Speaker 4>guys have a wonderful day. Be back next week with

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<v Speaker 4>another rant. Love you guys.

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<v Speaker 1>Bye. I think you had a like you need to

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<v Speaker 1>get on high blood pressure meds because that should not

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<v Speaker 1>set you off the way it did. I will say,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like when people like Carson would borrow my

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<v Speaker 3>you actually probably have like eighteen. Like your your meters

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<v Speaker 1>I would agree with that.

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<v Speaker 1>all right? Thinking I need to love your rants. We

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<v Speaker 1>love you next time. I don't think we've said this one,

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<v Speaker 1>but let's check here. Okay, here we go. The topic

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<v Speaker 1>for the show, what weird or funny thing did you

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<v Speaker 1>of a lamp plugged into it, I found a giant

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<v Speaker 1>wand vibrator under the bed. My husband said, that's not

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<v Speaker 1>a vibrator, that's a back massager, and proceeded to demonstrate.

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<v Speaker 1>You should have seen his face when I told him

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<v Speaker 1>it was in fact not, in fact a back massager.

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<v Speaker 1>He had just demonstrated on his back. I then said,

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<v Speaker 1>when we aren't here, which I've suspected for a while,

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<v Speaker 1>because who cares. Just an observation that her vibrator and

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<v Speaker 1>maybe importantly, her hair dryer are both in the guest room,

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<v Speaker 1>to which he said, Dave and Susan sleep in different rooms,

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<v Speaker 1>which I love that my name even came up. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>glad I've turned him into such a loyal fan of

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<v Speaker 1>the show. Needless to say, I'm happy my mother in

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<v Speaker 1>law is getting some because my father in law is

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<v Speaker 1>not it well neither is she, but regardless, good for

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<v Speaker 1>then when you're seventy, you do what you want. Welcome

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<v Speaker 1>back from break Boy? Did I miss you? Thank you?

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<v Speaker 1>Not going to say your name. I think it is

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<v Speaker 1>surprising to a lot of people to think that you

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<v Speaker 1>pretty much masturbate at any age. I think that people go, well, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>when I turned forty five, I won't need to masturbate anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm not going to say anything more than that,

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<v Speaker 1>but I will say that I think that people think that, oh, well,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't masturbate anymore. But yeah, right, yeah, Jenny, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>next one. No, I think we're going to skip that one.

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<v Speaker 1>podcast due to tending small children and generally not knowing

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<v Speaker 1>what day it is for the holidays. But when I

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<v Speaker 1>heard you ask for the worst plane ride experience, I

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<v Speaker 1>knew I had the email. When I was about thirteen,

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<v Speaker 1>my parents lived in two different states. My dad worked

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<v Speaker 1>the flight attendant escort. These flight attendees chaperones only walk

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<v Speaker 1>you off and on the plane, and my brother and

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<v Speaker 1>I buckled in for a relatively click quick flight. We're

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<v Speaker 1>but I can handle it. As the flight progressed, the

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<v Speaker 1>not enough fuel, we weren't expected to continue to our

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know why they would not have enough fuel,

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<v Speaker 1>but okay, emergency landing. You might as well have told

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<v Speaker 1>the scared kid, we were crash landing. This combined with

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<v Speaker 3>Now.

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<v Speaker 1>Just remember they are thirteen years old. The flight went on.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what happened? Nothing? We made it to our

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<v Speaker 1>I remember anyway. When we got off the plane, my

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<v Speaker 1>in a little pissed. He had been made aware there

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<v Speaker 1>were complications, but once I told him my version of

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<v Speaker 1>a pilot should prepare you for an emergency landing without

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<v Speaker 1>being one thousand percent sure that is what is happening.

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<v Speaker 1>After that, I remember a few phone calls with my

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<v Speaker 1>about it much. When all was said and done, ten

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<v Speaker 1>out of ten don't recommend. What a crappy experience. By

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<v Speaker 1>far my worst plane ride ever. Also, you want to

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<v Speaker 1>know what it's like to hear the show is reading

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<v Speaker 1>your email? Well it makes your stomach drop and your

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<v Speaker 1>butthole pucker, but in a good way. Thanks for reading.

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<v Speaker 1>Much love to you all. And their name is Dominique,

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<v Speaker 1>which is a beautiful name. Wow that you know what?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know even as a pilot, because I pay

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<v Speaker 1>attention to things like that. If they said prepare for

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<v Speaker 1>an emergency landing, that can mean on a highway, in

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<v Speaker 1>a field, on water. So emergency landing can also mean

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<v Speaker 1>we got to get down right now. For example, if

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<v Speaker 1>there's a fire on the airplane, they got to get

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<v Speaker 1>down right now. So maybe by emergency landing they thought, well,

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<v Speaker 1>we might run out of fuel. Prepare I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>because you can do an emergency landing that's not dangerous.

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<v Speaker 1>Like if you're flying from I don't know, from here

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<v Speaker 1>to Saint Louis and you have a fuel leak or

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<v Speaker 1>whatever and you get a land in Des Moines. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's an emergency landing, but it's not dangerous.

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<v Speaker 3>Now do they call it an emergency then, or just

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<v Speaker 3>like okay, yeah, yeah, the emergency.

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<v Speaker 2>Would throw me.

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<v Speaker 1>You have to declare an emergency because what happens is

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<v Speaker 1>if you declare an emergency, now you get priority over

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<v Speaker 1>all the other airplanes. Yeah, it's kind of like cut

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<v Speaker 1>for the Minnesota Goodbye. I love to hear what's on

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<v Speaker 1>your mind. Send an email to the same address, Ryan

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<v Speaker 1>Show at KDWB dot com.