Speaker 1: All right, little after ten o'clock on a Tuesday means
Speaker 1: Tuesday's tool Dave, who we have zero, one, three or none?
Speaker 2: Wait, no, zero is none. Let's find out what do
Speaker 2: I love gentlemen when it comes to hunting for tools
Speaker 2: in this Bridezilla's this isn't one of those. Let's call
Speaker 2: this woman Diane. Hi Diane, Hi Diane, thanks for listening.
Speaker 3: Card dirty Diana.
Speaker 2: Color whatever you want?
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 2: Diane, who's thirty six, says she has a younger sister
Speaker 2: with three kids, ages seven, five, and three. She says,
Speaker 2: I'm child free by choice, which has always been a
Speaker 2: point of contention in my family. My sister especially has
Speaker 2: been very vocal about her belief that a woman's purpose
Speaker 2: is to be a mother and how I'm missing out
Speaker 2: on the best part of life. In the past, she
Speaker 2: says she's ignored these comments to keep the peace, but
Speaker 2: recently her sister's oldest kid apparently asked her again why
Speaker 2: she chose not to have kids. I tried to give
Speaker 2: a vague, polite answer, but they kept pressing. Their mom
Speaker 2: told them that I would change my mind one day,
Speaker 2: because everybody does. At this point, I decided it was
Speaker 2: time for the truth and revealed to her sister's children
Speaker 2: that she valued freedom, career, and personal time. I explained
Speaker 2: that while some people love being parents, others find happiness
Speaker 2: in different ways, and it's okay not to have kids
Speaker 2: if that's what makes you happy. I also added that
Speaker 2: everyone's life choices are valid as long as they're happy
Speaker 2: and fulfilled. This did not go over well with the sister,
Speaker 2: who overheard part of the conversation. She blew up at me,
Speaker 2: accusing me of trying to brainwash her kids and undermine
Speaker 2: her parenting. She said I was selfish replanting doubt in
Speaker 2: her kids' minds about the importance of family. She even
Speaker 2: accused me of glamorizing a lifestyle that she feels as
Speaker 2: empty and meaningless. Then the parents called and they sided
Speaker 2: with the sister over her conversation with the kids. They
Speaker 2: said I should have just humored the kids are deflected,
Speaker 2: and that I owed my sister an apology for causing
Speaker 2: unnecessary drama. I don't think I did anything wrong. I
Speaker 2: was honest, respectful, and gave a balanced perspective. I'm tired
Speaker 2: of being made to feel like my choice as our
Speaker 2: lesser or need to be hidden just to avoid conflict.
Speaker 2: I believe it's important for kids to know there are
Speaker 2: different paths in life and not all of them involve
Speaker 2: having kids. Am I the tool for being honest with
Speaker 2: my sister's children.
Speaker 3: I don't think.
Speaker 2: So you want me to go go pretty simple to me.
Speaker 1: I'm just so tired of everybody giving we must answer
Speaker 1: the children of every question to have No, you know what,
Speaker 1: First of all, you look at the kid after the
Speaker 1: third time asking or the first time, and you say
Speaker 1: it's inappropriate question to ask me. And secondly, it's none
Speaker 1: of your damn business why I don't want to have kids.
Speaker 2: And then you send the kid.
Speaker 1: On his way, and then Mama can come talk to
Speaker 1: you a little bit later, so you don't have to
Speaker 1: explain it to you, this whole thing of well, you've
Speaker 1: got to sit down and give them all the angles
Speaker 1: of every issue. No, it's none of your damn business.
Speaker 1: I'm so tired of kids thinking that they're on the
Speaker 1: same lie level of parents and adults. Look, I'm the adult,
Speaker 1: you're a child. You figure it out and don't ask
Speaker 1: me a personal question about having children. It's none of
Speaker 1: your damn business. And it's a good lesson for this kid,
Speaker 1: because he shouldn't be asking older women why they're not
Speaker 1: having kids, because she might have an ailment, she might.
Speaker 3: Be barren, she might be barren.
Speaker 2: And have a conversation with your sister.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you, the kids a tool, and the mom's
Speaker 1: a tool, and the sister the sister too. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: none of your damn business why I chose not to
Speaker 1: have kids.
Speaker 2: Are you jealous? Are you jealous about my life's correct?
Speaker 2: Sounds like you might be.
Speaker 3: I forgot. Did you give the age of the kids.
Speaker 2: Seven, five and three?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 2: Well, they're young.
Speaker 1: They're not tools. They're not tools if they were teenagers.
Speaker 1: They need to hear it's done, because John would ask
Speaker 1: questions and I would say, it's none of your damn business.
Speaker 3: The three year old is in fact a tool because
Speaker 3: it's set behind me at a restaurant. I will vouch
Speaker 3: for that. So the answer is the three year old
Speaker 3: is tool.
Speaker 2: If we're gonna talk about my not having kids every
Speaker 2: time I see you people, we're not going to see
Speaker 2: each other. No, this is my life. I'm happy. Can
Speaker 2: you please be happy for me? Okay, every time.
Speaker 1: But here's where these can be getting sistine. Okay, the
Speaker 1: other the other sister might go, oh, my god, you're
Speaker 1: totally blowing up this situation. I brought it up once
Speaker 1: in five years because I'm so happy as a mother.
Speaker 1: I just wanted you to share that kind of thing.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. Now I'm badgering you about this thing.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: And the other sisters, yes, you're badgering me, and the
Speaker 1: parents have to come in and go, well, everybody shut up.
Speaker 2: If the seven year old decided to ask the question,
Speaker 2: it's been brought up to her many many times.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Susan and I will be out a lot and
Speaker 3: people go, oh, how long you been married. We'll say, oh,
Speaker 3: going on thirteen years. And I'll see do you have
Speaker 3: any kids? I'll say no, no, no kids. And now
Speaker 3: I always go good.
Speaker 2: You good, oh, because it's you too.
Speaker 3: It's you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we're all I'm surprised you don't go we
Speaker 1: have one.
Speaker 2: His name is Nammy Stick.
Speaker 3: He's a ferry one. But he's smarter than your kids.
Speaker 2: I'm sure.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, yes, John, rocket surgery naval officer of yours.
Speaker 3: How long did it take John to learn not to
Speaker 3: poop in the house?
Speaker 1: By the way, the Monkey Moms series, The second the
Speaker 1: second episode ramped up the crazy.
Speaker 3: Don't they wear diapers?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, so they ramped up the crazy. Plus what's
Speaker 1: called the chimp chicks. It's the chimp chimp mom or
Speaker 1: chimp Gosh, it's on Netflix.
Speaker 2: The chimp pimps.
Speaker 3: It's called the monkeys.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: It's basically a tiger king, except for it's much worse
Speaker 1: because then the tiger king when they got too old,
Speaker 1: they just killed the tigers, right, which I think is
Speaker 1: a little more humane than did letting these chimps sit
Speaker 1: in these cages.
Speaker 3: This is her.
Speaker 1: Once they get to a certain age, they get so strong.
Speaker 1: When they get older, they get so strong and they
Speaker 1: really look scary.
Speaker 2: Face off.
Speaker 1: Well, so in the middle of the second episode it's
Speaker 1: on Netflix, you gotta watch it, they show She Knew
Speaker 1: the Lady, where the chimp ripped the girl's face off,
Speaker 1: and the recording of the phone call.
Speaker 2: Why are you laughing?
Speaker 3: She's stupid enough to get a champ after her friends
Speaker 3: gets her face.
Speaker 2: She had chimps way before.
Speaker 1: So they play the phone call of the lady, remember
Speaker 1: that made national news.
Speaker 2: And she was like, she's he's killing my friend.
Speaker 3: He ripped her face.
Speaker 1: Off, and then she pauses and goes, oh, he's eating her.
Speaker 1: So the cop comes rolling in, man, but the EMS
Speaker 1: has to stay out because the chimp is still outside
Speaker 1: and he's so strong, So he goes, he stays in
Speaker 1: his car and he goes. The chimp comes to the
Speaker 1: cop car right, and he says, he grabs the car and.
Speaker 2: Is shaking the car.
Speaker 1: That's what he goes, dude, the tires were coming off
Speaker 1: the ground. What of a squad car because the chimps
Speaker 1: are so strong, So he gives. He goes, he comes
Speaker 1: over and rips the car door off the car.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 1: So he's staring at him and he puts his hands
Speaker 1: up and he says, he pauses for a second, like
Speaker 1: shoot me, Like please just kill me. So he started
Speaker 1: to rush the cop and the cop way back back
Speaker 1: back back bay and they ran off and he died
Speaker 1: in the cage.
Speaker 2: But the lady on the ground missing a face.
Speaker 1: So he pulled her eyeballs out, holds her nose off,
Speaker 1: and pulled her jaws.
Speaker 3: Michael Jackson.
Speaker 2: She had no jaw, no nose, no eyeballs baked. They
Speaker 2: interview her.
Speaker 1: Later and she has a little flap of u satin
Speaker 1: over her face and he and she just goes.
Speaker 2: He'd give a real number on me. You know she died.
Speaker 2: You know what, she's still alive. Face rip off girl.
Speaker 3: You know what died? You know what the monkey's name was?
Speaker 3: What furious George?
Speaker 2: I swear to God, I think it was Kevin. Wasn't
Speaker 2: swear God? I think the chimp's name was Kevin.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he got away, don't you hell? In a hot
Speaker 3: air baboon.
Speaker 2: They teach these monkeys.
Speaker 1: They teach these chimpanzees to use the bathroom in the
Speaker 1: in the and flush the toilet. They teach them to
Speaker 1: use the micro this this is one that cocoa or
Speaker 1: or the hell.
Speaker 2: The name of the monkey was Kevin.
Speaker 1: They yeah, they he warmed up his own food in
Speaker 1: the microwave and they got a fork out and was
Speaker 1: eating his own food at the watching TV.
Speaker 3: Absolutely And I was like.
Speaker 2: What the hell?
Speaker 3: They're like, these little watch key kids in New York.
Speaker 3: You know what? You know I got, you know, I
Speaker 3: got the house stop, you know I got the how
Speaker 3: with a monkey?
Speaker 2: All right?
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Speaker 3: Hang on.
Speaker 2: I've been vindicated for the two strap on the backpack.
Speaker 3: Oh come on, Oh.
Speaker 1: No, absolutely, Millennials say it is absolutely two straps.
Speaker 2: Gen X is the gen X is the only one
Speaker 2: that did the one strap.
Speaker 3: Guys, that's the coo. The one strap backpack. That's acceptable.
Speaker 2: You're fifty six old timer.
Speaker 3: Yeah no, that's why I would never wear both straps.
Speaker 2: And the back felt confident in my way.
Speaker 3: First of all, I don't carry a backstrap. I carry
Speaker 3: my briefcase.
Speaker 1: You carry like you're moving the fifth fleet. Well to
Speaker 1: do a three hour show.
Speaker 3: I do have a lot of novelty everything. Look in
Speaker 3: front of me. I've got a coffee mug, my water jar,
Speaker 3: my backup coffee mugs.
Speaker 2: Old times, I must be stimulated at all.
Speaker 3: Time, my fidget spinner and my pot leaf stress relief smush.
Speaker 2: Thank you. She's the same one that gave us the
Speaker 2: name for it. I'll tell you she gots.
Speaker 3: What's her name?
Speaker 2: Du Maureen?
Speaker 3: Hey, Maureen, here's what I think about your answer to Tony.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Maureen. I was right to wear the two
Speaker 2: straps on the back.
Speaker 3: Oh you're not. You know what?
Speaker 2: I was wearing shorts in a little polo, so I
Speaker 2: did feel like an eight.
Speaker 3: Did you wear a little spinner hat?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Were you looking one of these gigantic lollipops? Excuse me,
Speaker 3: missus jury duty person.
Speaker 2: We don't we don't recuse anyone.
Speaker 3: That's weird that a government and boy would be condescending.
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Speaker 3: to not get to the sailors.
Speaker 2: What navy pants?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Uh, the United States Navy has a pants problem.
Speaker 3: Navy officials confirmed that they've run out of Navy working uniforms,
Speaker 3: which is the go to uniform for most sailors like
Speaker 3: your kid. UH Navy Exchange currently is out of stock,
Speaker 3: as well as online stores the UH. They're saying this
Speaker 3: because the supply chain issues and blame the shortage and
Speaker 3: say they won't be able to replenish the stock until
Speaker 3: October at the earliest. The meantime, sailors are being alerted,
Speaker 3: hang onto your pants, try not to get them ripped.
Speaker 2: Which there's so many different types.
Speaker 3: The Navy working uniform.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, and if you get them ripped, don't tell you.
Speaker 2: Take a dollar out.
Speaker 3: What about Donald Duck? Donald d pants? Donald Duck didn't
Speaker 3: wear pants and he just wore the navy top.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, he was in the Navy.
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Speaker 2: you should be ashamed of that.
Speaker 3: I'm not.
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Speaker 2: eggs and danish, no question.
Speaker 3: This is clean.
Speaker 2: Yeah, folks, I said it last week.
Speaker 1: I ate the chicken salad sandwich on their dinner roll
Speaker 1: and I was like, ate it for breakfast, don't care.
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Speaker 3: Getting back to your chimp story, they should have known
Speaker 3: that that chimp, furious George was gonna wind up tearing
Speaker 3: her face off.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 3: Why because the chimp's father did the same thing and
Speaker 3: this was just a chip off the old block.
Speaker 2: I took a while after this.
Speaker 1: News Radio eight forty w h as our first day
Speaker 1: without Courtney Donahoe.
Speaker 2: Second day, second day.
Speaker 1: Can I finish our first day with Courtney without Courtney
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Speaker 2: Today we win. Are you guys ready? Today we win?
Speaker 2: Today is the day thank you when a new streak
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Speaker 3: Streak.
Speaker 2: That's why they call him the Streaks.
Speaker 1: Invented by Courtney Donahoe and continued by Dave Jennings.
Speaker 2: Go for it, dude, all right. These were all top
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Speaker 6: Talk about Big Breast Bead, Stay Lady, Steve, any possibilities overrated?
Speaker 3: Yeah, his lyrics aren't.
Speaker 1: No, I'm just saying he if you talk to people
Speaker 1: that grew up in that era, he's godlike. I mean
Speaker 1: they would they travel to the moon to go see him.
Speaker 1: I mean I went to go see him and I
Speaker 1: because like that could not or could He will.
Speaker 2: Be at Riverband September the eleventh, nine to eleven featuring
Speaker 2: Bob Dylan.
Speaker 3: Cod sound like go er Pile, doesn't he He.
Speaker 2: Does a little bit.
Speaker 1: Well, you don't have Bruce Springsteen without this guy. Another
Speaker 1: reason I hate him spring I mean early pictures of Springsteen.
Speaker 1: He was trying to copy the guy.
Speaker 3: I wonder if if he comes out like for the Encore,
Speaker 3: if it goes dark and a sunny walks out and
Speaker 3: goes surprise, surprise, surprise.
Speaker 2: Kenny Rogers Ruby, don't take your love to town, Take.
Speaker 3: Your love town.
Speaker 2: Sixty nine.
Speaker 3: I like sixty nine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I opened the door. Yeah, yeah, you did, speaking
Speaker 2: of that colon cancer walk guess at the bottom of
Speaker 2: the hour.
Speaker 3: Thank you, Yes, yes, that's right.
Speaker 2: Let him know we don't have a backdoor to our studio, David,
Speaker 2: here we go. You know what she's gonna do with
Speaker 2: the love in town?
Speaker 3: Oh?
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Speaker 2: dude Tony Joe White. Pick a name, Poke Salad.
Speaker 3: Annie.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he passed away two years ago. I think maybe
Speaker 2: three years ago.
Speaker 3: Oh like the Elvis version. My mama. I used to
Speaker 3: go out and pick up a mess of that poke salad.
Speaker 2: Big chunky white dude, Elvis.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, right towards the end, Tony Tony White, Tony
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Speaker 2: I'm still at sixty nine.
Speaker 3: She'd pick up a mess of this to poke salad,
Speaker 3: and I say, perfectly was a snicker bar.
Speaker 1: This is kind of music you find Peter Bruce Springsteen
Speaker 1: are the Burt Reynolds Gator.
Speaker 2: Yeah, is that the only salad named after a president?
Speaker 2: Well there was this. There's not president, but there's a
Speaker 2: Caesar salad. Oh, that's true.
Speaker 3: Nancy used to like toast salad.
Speaker 2: Ronald Ring and what are you doing?
Speaker 3: Sometimes, Laura, she would like a snicker bar salad.
Speaker 2: All right, stop everybody sing along, sweet Caroline. Ah, this
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Speaker 2: And who plays this? Is that? Boston Red Sox, Boston
Speaker 2: Red Sox seven.
Speaker 3: Touching hands.
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Speaker 2: People would kill me if I don't let the chorus
Speaker 2: go through.
Speaker 3: I hope this is the clean version. Please let it be.
Speaker 2: Touching you. That sounded like Fauci, Yeah, touching you?
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 2: I'm still at sixty.
Speaker 1: I like sixty nine in nineteen sixty nine. Yeah, I've
Speaker 1: been inclined. I'd like to go to the Red Sox
Speaker 1: game just for this moment.
Speaker 2: Yes, I would go. We got a couple more get
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Speaker 3: Just to hear this turn of the song.
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Speaker 3: And you know it.
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Speaker 3: I'll like sixty nine for sure on this right me, Sue.
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Speaker 2: Man, it didn't cost me.
Speaker 3: What else you get?
Speaker 2: The number one song on this date. August the twenty
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Speaker 1: Talk Woman not to confuse with Ruby nineteen sixty nine,
Speaker 1: sixty nine.
Speaker 2: It's n sixty four number one song, David. I know,
Speaker 2: I thought this would sentient for you and you'd struggle,
Speaker 2: but no.
Speaker 7: I'm gonna get my dinghy out and Courtney Dinghy Cody
Speaker 7: Donaho says, I hate sweet Sweet Caroline, not as much
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Speaker 3: Ah because she's probably a Yankee goal.
Speaker 2: Oh we love Courtney donoh or she's a Yankee goal.
Speaker 3: She could be a Mets girl.
Speaker 2: No way, no way.
Speaker 3: She's a classic bro.
Speaker 2: She is a classic bro. People like Yankee girls.
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 2: Nineteen sixty nine, Homey Go with It, Honkey Tonk Women
Speaker 2: was number one August to twenty seventh, nineteen sixty nine.
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Speaker 4: You got.
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Speaker 3: When we come back on news radio eight forty whas.
Speaker 1: Before we talk about booties. I do need to a
Speaker 1: formal retraction. Courty Donahoe is a B word, she says.
Speaker 1: She is Mets all the way. Never Yankees.
Speaker 2: Okay, you were right.
Speaker 3: I was right.
Speaker 2: We gave her too much class one.
Speaker 3: More correspondents from social media. Then, when we talk about
Speaker 3: the Run for the Rectums.
Speaker 2: You didn't run for rectum.
Speaker 3: Damn damn killed him. Loggie logs and says, love the
Speaker 3: joke of the day. I drank a whole cup of
Speaker 3: coffee waiting for the punch.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, the longest climb for the shortest slide.
Speaker 3: All right, let's talk run for the Rectums. We're talking
Speaker 3: about our dear friends at the Colon Cancer Prevention I
Speaker 3: want to bring Amanda Smart first. How you doing, Amanda.
Speaker 8: I'm doing great. I'm the director of the Colon Cancer
Speaker 8: Prevention Project. And like you said, our Kicking Bet five
Speaker 8: k's coming up on September fourteenth at Big four Bridge,
Speaker 8: and we're really excited about that. Festivity. Start at eight,
Speaker 8: the race starts at nine.
Speaker 3: You how far?
Speaker 8: How far are you running? Just three miles?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's not really a race. I love it's
Speaker 2: three miles.
Speaker 3: I love the Run for the Rector. I'll like, see
Speaker 3: you run three miles. I could know you could easy.
Speaker 2: I got the rectum for it.
Speaker 3: Ah, so I love the name Run for the Rectum.
Speaker 8: Absolutely, rectal cancer is four hundred percent increase from our parents.
Speaker 8: So people born after ninety nine nineteen ninety need to
Speaker 8: watch out for that.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, not to mention Kentucky's big. We're high up when
Speaker 3: it comes to uh thet's shift gears. I want to
Speaker 3: say hi also to Missy Ronald. How are you doing, Missy?
Speaker 4: Hi, I'm great, Thanks for having.
Speaker 3: Us, Okay, and now what's your role in all this?
Speaker 4: I'm the marketing director for that.
Speaker 3: Oh I really, yes, I am.
Speaker 2: We came up with the Run for the Rectum.
Speaker 4: You know what, I don't know.
Speaker 2: You steal it from some other city or something.
Speaker 3: It was me, wasn't it.
Speaker 4: It was a nod to you know, the Derby Lovely City.
Speaker 4: The actual race is called the Kicking but five k
Speaker 4: but run for the Rectums of theme this year.
Speaker 2: Oh, this race is not like any other.
Speaker 4: And you mentioned not being able to run three miles. Listen,
Speaker 4: I am no athlete, right, and this is a fun
Speaker 4: day for everybody, the whole family. People with dogs. You
Speaker 4: can walk run. It is competitive if you're into that
Speaker 4: doesn't have to be. We have a best Stressed Dog contest,
Speaker 4: which is really funny. There's a pettings you. We usually
Speaker 4: have the Kentucky Humane Society and bring out puppies. It
Speaker 4: is just it's a good time. We do everything with
Speaker 4: a little bit of levity. And I'll just give you
Speaker 4: a little spoiler this year that thanks to a friend
Speaker 4: who owns, we're going to have a photo ops.
Speaker 1: All right, all right, So we always think I think
Speaker 1: of rectums and go often.
Speaker 2: It's usually a.
Speaker 3: Yeah, always top of mine with Tony. Uh.
Speaker 1: Women need to get as much as men. Why do
Speaker 1: I believe that? Why do I believe this is a
Speaker 1: guy thing? And like we're always telling guys got to
Speaker 1: get it looked at. But in reality, even though who
Speaker 1: was the show host of the Today Show that she
Speaker 1: did it live on TV? Oh, Jesse Dix, No, what
Speaker 1: was her Katie Curic? Yes, she did it live on TV,
Speaker 1: which gave some awareness to it.
Speaker 2: But what why how do we get rid of that stigma? Amanda?
Speaker 8: The need to talk about it. We've got to make
Speaker 8: it fun. Talk about your butts.
Speaker 2: You know, when we're kids, we always talk about our butts.
Speaker 8: We tell our parents, I just want poop, give me
Speaker 8: a cookie, and.
Speaker 3: Then right my wife still does that with me.
Speaker 2: We just got to talk about it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, and beyond talking about it, I think that
Speaker 4: that stigma that it's an old person disease. Also, we
Speaker 4: really have to come. Like Amanda said earlier, if you
Speaker 4: were born after nineteen ninety, you were up to four
Speaker 4: times more likely than generations before you to get and
Speaker 4: we don't know exactly why, but we can't wait to
Speaker 4: find out.
Speaker 3: We've got to. And by the way, they've loured the
Speaker 3: age in Kentucky and it's a piece of cake.
Speaker 1: Get Oh, you need insurance coverage for the full guys
Speaker 1: it fifteen fifty five.
Speaker 4: Now no, so it went from fifty to forty five.
Speaker 4: But listen, everybody has to know, and this is the
Speaker 4: important thing people don't know. Forty five is the end
Speaker 4: of the road. If you have no symptoms, no family history,
Speaker 4: no reason to worry at all. Forty five would be
Speaker 4: when you would schedule you'reing us. But if you have
Speaker 4: family history or you have symptoms, to contact your doctor
Speaker 4: right away, because.
Speaker 2: Dave you do it like every three weeks, every every
Speaker 2: five years, Yeah, my dad had colon cancer at fifty.
Speaker 3: And before we bring in Kentucky, do for my third
Speaker 3: Before we bring in Kentucky State Representative Amy Nighbors, I
Speaker 3: do want to say that I have gotten a colonoscopy.
Speaker 3: I'm not due for another two years. But if you're
Speaker 3: out there and you're thinking, oh my gosh, it will hurt,
Speaker 3: it won't. It won't hurt a bit. It's there's nothing
Speaker 3: to it. As a matter of fact, they numb it
Speaker 3: first on the lines stay Representative Amy Neighbors think there
Speaker 3: canery right. How you doing, Amy, I'm doing well.
Speaker 5: I'm doing well.
Speaker 3: Thanks for having me absolutely. Are you going to be
Speaker 3: participating in the Run for the Rectums here in Louisville.
Speaker 5: Well, I'm gonna be there that day, but I'm kind
Speaker 5: of like Misty, I'm not much of an athlete, so
Speaker 5: I think I'll just enjoy the day and meet folks
Speaker 5: and talk with them and do all the fun things
Speaker 5: they've got planned that day.
Speaker 3: I got you, So, how did you get involved with
Speaker 3: Run for the Rectums for the Kicking.
Speaker 5: Butt five K Well, first of all, I want to
Speaker 5: share my story. I myself am an early age on
Speaker 5: the colorectal cancer survivor.
Speaker 2: Oh wow.
Speaker 5: I was diagnosed at the age of forty, no family
Speaker 5: history and no reason to think that as a young,
Speaker 5: healthy female that I could ever, you know, be faced
Speaker 5: with such a diagnosis. But I started having some symptoms
Speaker 5: a couple of months before my fortieth birthday and saw
Speaker 5: my family physician, and you know, he first treated it
Speaker 5: like it was a stomach virus and gave me some medicine.
Speaker 5: Obviously that didn't work.
Speaker 8: I'll go back.
Speaker 5: The next thing was, well, maybe it's IBS here, let's
Speaker 5: try this prescription. Well, when that didn't work, he ordered
Speaker 5: a CT. Well, the CT was fine, there was nothing
Speaker 5: on the on the CT scan. Looked at my doctor
Speaker 5: and I said, you know what, something's not right. This
Speaker 5: can't be my new normal. We've got to figure out
Speaker 5: what's wrong with me. And so he referred me to
Speaker 5: a gastroentrologist and about six weeks after that, I had
Speaker 5: a colonoscopy and pathology was done, and about four days
Speaker 5: later I got a call from my position's office and
Speaker 5: was informed that I had colon cancer. And that was
Speaker 5: quite the shock didn't expect at age forty. Back in
Speaker 5: twenty sixteen, that I'd be facing such a diagnosis. I
Speaker 5: had a couple of years before, had watched my mother
Speaker 5: go through breast cancer and saw firsthand how difficult that was.
Speaker 5: But I've got great support system with my family and
Speaker 5: my co workers at the time, and so I just
Speaker 5: took a couple of days to grieve and to be
Speaker 5: mad and sad and all those things, and I just
Speaker 5: decided it's time to get to work. So immediately made
Speaker 5: appointments with a surgeon, and a couple of weeks later
Speaker 5: had a colon resection and learned that some of the
Speaker 5: cancer was in my lymph nodes, so that meant I
Speaker 5: was Stage three. And then as soon as I healed
Speaker 5: from my surgery, I started chemo, and wow, did chemo
Speaker 5: treatments every two weeks for six months. And like I said,
Speaker 5: that's been that's been eight years ago now, and I'm
Speaker 5: healthy as a horse, and good.
Speaker 2: Luck Hill, that's awesome God.
Speaker 3: But I want to point out one thing she said.
Speaker 3: She said at age forty, So if you're listening out
Speaker 3: there and you said, well, you know this is older,
Speaker 3: it's it's not. They've actually lorded to forty five. At
Speaker 3: this point, she was below that.
Speaker 2: Much She was also aggressive with the doctor too. He's
Speaker 2: kind of came in home.
Speaker 1: Well, probably just an irritable vow saitting them. Wait, hang on,
Speaker 1: I'll take this bill.
Speaker 3: Whoa had mi on?
Speaker 4: You?
Speaker 3: Misogynistic ahole? How do you know it wasn't a female doctor.
Speaker 1: Take a guesst out there and yonder it's a male doctor.
Speaker 1: He's said, just take his pepto business.
Speaker 2: You'll be take control over from London, take control of
Speaker 2: your healthcare. A good friend of ours he had similar
Speaker 2: He had similar symptoms, and he went to his doctor
Speaker 2: and they did the same thing. Well, maybe it's this,
Speaker 2: maybe it's that. Two years later they finally did a
Speaker 2: test and found out it was not pricetay cancer. But
Speaker 2: what's the big one? It wasn't calling Yeah.
Speaker 5: If there's if there's one thing I can stress is
Speaker 5: that pay attention to your body. It's telling you something
Speaker 5: when when you have pain. I had, you know, severe
Speaker 5: pain in my lower left abdomen, had all well I
Speaker 5: won't say I had all, but I had a few
Speaker 5: of you know, what you would consider the typical symptoms.
Speaker 5: Difficulty in going to the bathroom. You know, I'd been
Speaker 5: on vacation. I thought, oh, you know, I'm out of
Speaker 5: my routine. It's no big deal. But I get home
Speaker 5: and it continues and the pain gets worse, and I
Speaker 5: just I pursued it. And that's what I want to stress.
Speaker 2: You know, you're boughty better than anybody.
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, and and don't discount it just because you're healthy.
Speaker 5: I mean it. It happened to me, It can happen
Speaker 5: to anybody.
Speaker 2: It was pancreatic cancer, and they spent two years trying
Speaker 2: to treat it other ways when they could have cured it.
Speaker 1: Oh, little sister, just take his castra all hang on
Speaker 1: tease bone of this test for all every day and
Speaker 1: you'll be fine.
Speaker 3: Represent now, represent neighbors. Was it a female doctor or
Speaker 3: a male doctor?
Speaker 5: It was doctor what I thought?
Speaker 3: Correct?
Speaker 2: Do you know I'm a question my stupid voices.
Speaker 3: Listen. Let's great for you, for sure, And thank god
Speaker 3: you were You were smart enough to question and get
Speaker 3: it through and and punch through and you're healthy today
Speaker 3: eight years later.
Speaker 2: Is great. We appreciate everything you do in Frankfurt two.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, thank you.
Speaker 5: I appreciate the opportunity to to be able to share
Speaker 5: my story and too, and to bring awareness and you know, right,
Speaker 5: now I'm I get to be on the Kentucky Colon
Speaker 5: Cancer Screening and Prevention and Advisory Committee, which is a
Speaker 5: great program that gives free colonoscopies to those who are
Speaker 5: uninsured or underinsured. And I'm just proud to be a
Speaker 5: part of that group to do what we can to
Speaker 5: to make people aware. Like I said, you know, I
Speaker 5: never dreamed, But you know, did I know that much
Speaker 5: about colon cancer before my diagnosis? I was just like
Speaker 5: most people. That's an older man's disease. Young females don't
Speaker 5: get colon cancer. But I tell you one thing, ever
Speaker 5: since my diagnosis, I tell people all the time, I
Speaker 5: don't care. Is it as glamorous as breast cancer? No
Speaker 5: it is not. It's coalon cancer. But we can't shy
Speaker 5: away from talking about it. It's it's important that people
Speaker 5: realize it can happen, and you gotta be active with
Speaker 5: preventative care.
Speaker 3: She is State Representative of Amy Neighbors. God bless you you,
Speaker 3: Thank you stay represented for your call.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 3: Want to get back to this real quick, and we're
Speaker 3: talking about the kicking butt five K and colon cancer.
Speaker 3: If you were born echo what Misty said. If you
Speaker 3: were born after nineteen ninety there's been a four hundred
Speaker 3: percent increase of getting colon rectal cancer. And uh, I
Speaker 3: believe this is one of the more treatable cancers. Is
Speaker 3: that is that right, Misty or Amanda hoot hoot?
Speaker 2: Very treatable.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so go ahead and get these screenings done. And
Speaker 3: you said to me, the best screening is the screening
Speaker 3: that someone will do. I highly recommended my wife was
Speaker 3: going to do the poop in the box screening, and
Speaker 3: I said, I would prefer that you did the full colonoscopy,
Speaker 3: because what happens If they find polyps, then you gotta
Speaker 3: get colonoscopy again. But if worst comes the worst, just
Speaker 3: get some kind of screening.
Speaker 8: Right, absolutely, colon guard orso.
Speaker 3: Or okay, what are you looking at me for? Man?
Speaker 2: I gets ironic?
Speaker 3: Your butts are ironic? What's ironic?
Speaker 1: You prevented her from pooping in a box. But you
Speaker 1: have a very long story about you pooping in a
Speaker 1: pizza box, don't you.
Speaker 3: I've pooped in three pizza box three.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I'm sorry, not one, not two, but three.
Speaker 1: We'll continue that conversation after we take these last ladies out.
Speaker 1: But yes, you prevented Susan from pooping in a box.
Speaker 1: But you've done it three times?
Speaker 2: Isn't that true?
Speaker 4: For science?
Speaker 2: No, isn't that true?
Speaker 1: Will you please direct the witness to answer the question, Judge, Yes, yes.
Speaker 3: It's all true. Given it's all true.
Speaker 2: I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't
Speaker 2: for those consecution rests.
Speaker 3: Don't miss kicking butt five k h. And also we're
Speaker 3: calling it run for the Rector. It's gonna be September fourteenth,
Speaker 3: that's right. Yeah, And how do people sign up for it?
Speaker 8: Our website calling cancer sign.
Speaker 3: Right there, beautiful listen, thanks for the time. If you
Speaker 3: haven't gotten your screening in your forty five, get your
Speaker 3: damn screening, all right, thank you so much for the taking.
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