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<v Speaker 1>Oh hello, it's your friend's ex husband, who admittedly made

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<v Speaker 1>the best squacam only in the friend group. Ali Ward

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<v Speaker 1>back with a very just sumptuous episode of Ologies. So

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<v Speaker 1>we have talked a lot about the noggin on this podcast,

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<v Speaker 1>But what about butts? Why do we have them? How

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<v Speaker 1>do they work? Why do we want to touch them?

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<v Speaker 1>thank you, let's crack into this episode. Let's get into it.

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<v Speaker 1>Glue Udeology study of butts. We're here, it's happening. Life

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<v Speaker 1>is beautiful. Okay. So in Greek gludios means the rump,

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<v Speaker 1>and the word butt comes from the end of a

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<v Speaker 1>piece of something. But if you google gluteology you will

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<v Speaker 1>find that we are not the first to use it

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<v Speaker 1>in reference to all matters ours. So if you look

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<v Speaker 1>up the word rumpology side note, you'll find that that

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<v Speaker 1>is related, but somewhat more spiritual discipline. But don't worry,

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<v Speaker 1>we will fill in those scracks for you. So this

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<v Speaker 1>ologist is a primatologist, an anthropologist, a science host and correspondent.

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<v Speaker 1>You may have heard her on Star Talk or Not

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<v Speaker 1>Geo Wilde's Everything You Didn't Know About Animals. She's co

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<v Speaker 1>hosted Curiosity Daily and more. And we met years ago

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<v Speaker 1>at a NERD Brigade dinner and I'd always lamented that

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<v Speaker 1>there couldn't be a second Primatology episode, but she emailed

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<v Speaker 1>me recently reminding me that she has appeared on TV

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<v Speaker 1>to talk specifically about butts, as that is her specialty.

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<v Speaker 1>So I welcomed Gluteology with open arms. Stick around to

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<v Speaker 1>learn what exactly is a butt, which animal has the

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<v Speaker 1>largest butt, cultural butt preferences, why many people enjoy the

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<v Speaker 1>esthetics of ass, squatty potties, trends, hairiness, shady injections, personal,

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<v Speaker 1>very personal revelations but versus legs, and of course, the

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<v Speaker 1>importance of self acceptance, and plenty of very cheeky punts

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<v Speaker 1>with entertainer, primatologist and gluteologist Natalia Reagan.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, Ah, how are you.

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<v Speaker 1>Butts, butts, butts, butts, butts.

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<v Speaker 2>I've been doing it to shots. Butts, butts, butts, butts, butts,

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<v Speaker 2>bots butts. I'm rearing and ready to get behind this topic.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry it took us so long to get here.

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<v Speaker 3>Alli.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna get to the bottom of a lot of questions. Ay,

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<v Speaker 1>first thing I'm going to make you do is say

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<v Speaker 1>your first and last name and your pronouns.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to tell you Reagan, and my pronouns are

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<v Speaker 2>she and her You are.

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<v Speaker 1>I think a gluteologist. If I looked into it the

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<v Speaker 1>right way, you could be a rumpologist or a gluteologist.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm thinking gluteologist because rumpologist I've only found a few

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<v Speaker 2>and I definitely don't necessarily want to be lumped in

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<v Speaker 2>with those rumps. If you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 1>Rumpology is more like palm reading, but for the buttox.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, more astrology. If you know what I mean. Ok, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>And I was able to do some digging. I went

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<v Speaker 2>real deep in there into the cracks and crevasses. And

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<v Speaker 2>Sylvester Stallone's mom, Allie Jacqueline Stallone or Jackie Stallone, as

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<v Speaker 2>a rumpologist, and she claims that the Babylonians the Greeks

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<v Speaker 2>did this, but there is no back story or history

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<v Speaker 2>other than what she's done. She an Olf Buck who

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<v Speaker 2>is a blind clairvoyant out of Germany who also feels

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<v Speaker 2>the naked tushes of his friends to give them sort

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<v Speaker 2>of fortune telling of what to expect from the future,

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<v Speaker 2>from the literal past which is behind them.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh. I should also note, honestly, Alli, go to her

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<v Speaker 2>website because there's she does. She has I think four

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<v Speaker 2>examples of different butts, and one of them is I

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<v Speaker 2>think it says American Action Hero. And I'm just like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>come on, did she put her son's butt? There?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it in a diaper from when he's a bid

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<v Speaker 1>the Oh my god, Okay, wait, he's Stallone. She's really

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<v Speaker 1>caph realizing on it.

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<v Speaker 2>She has very strong opinions about the cleft or the

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<v Speaker 2>crack in a butt and what that means, and One

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<v Speaker 2>of my favorite things she said was that was it.

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<v Speaker 2>The lawyers had the long Yeah, long cracks. The short

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<v Speaker 2>cracks belonged to wait, hold on no bankers. Yeah, bankers

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<v Speaker 2>had short cracks. Lawyers had long cracks. The width of

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<v Speaker 2>a crack also was sort of associated with professions. A

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<v Speaker 2>politician had a wide crack, cops had a narrow one.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, there's a very hairy fortune. Five hundred

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<v Speaker 1>CEO female movie star. You're right, male action hero movie star.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I can see just a whisper of scroat

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<v Speaker 1>in that. And Adrian Wow, wow wow.

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<v Speaker 2>That will be the only cologne Stallone will wear.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, ps, I looked it up, and I hate to

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<v Speaker 1>be the bearer of bad news, but the late Jackie

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<v Speaker 1>Stallone passed into the Great Behind four months ago. If

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<v Speaker 1>I ever do rambology, I will have to hunt down

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<v Speaker 1>one of her proteges to read my rump.

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<v Speaker 3>Should I do it? Should I?

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<v Speaker 1>You know what, let's all move forward and let's just

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<v Speaker 1>get down to business. So so happy A gluteologist will say,

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<v Speaker 1>we've established that. I think, now, how did you get

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<v Speaker 1>into studying butts and monkeys and primate butts? And I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>what even is a butt?

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<v Speaker 2>What is a butt? I was always a fan of

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<v Speaker 2>butts as a child, only because I remember, actually I

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<v Speaker 2>bit my mom on the butt at a restaurant once

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<v Speaker 2>and I called it. I watched Sesame Street, and I

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<v Speaker 2>remember they did like love pinches and love bytes, and

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<v Speaker 2>so I gave her a love bite, and I remember

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<v Speaker 2>her that was the first time I actually had to apologize.

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<v Speaker 2>You know when your parents make you apologize, and that's

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<v Speaker 2>you kind of remember that being a really pivotal moment

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<v Speaker 2>where you're like, I did something bad, I'm sorry. It

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<v Speaker 2>was because I bit my mom on the butt.

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<v Speaker 1>I bet she she loves the story now, though.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't even know if she remembers. I wonder if

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<v Speaker 2>she does when I talk to her next, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>have to ask. Yeah. As a kid, though, I mean

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<v Speaker 2>I was, I never had that bean pole phase. I

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<v Speaker 2>always was kind of like a just sort of a

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<v Speaker 2>muscular kid. And I remember even like a babysitter of

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<v Speaker 2>mine complimenting my shapely legs and I was eight, oh boy,

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<v Speaker 2>and it was she was like a grandma. So it

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<v Speaker 2>wasn't meant anyway other than just like, you're not a

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<v Speaker 2>string bean. And then when I would got to junior high,

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<v Speaker 2>I remember everybody, you know, back back in the day,

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<v Speaker 2>this is the early nineties, flat butts were all the rage.

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<v Speaker 2>And then I remember I kind of had a shelf

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<v Speaker 2>that my friends used to joke about all the time.

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<v Speaker 2>I got made fun of a lot by my girlfriends.

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<v Speaker 2>And and then I remember baby Pack came out. It's

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<v Speaker 2>just so brown, it's out there, and I remember just

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<v Speaker 2>loving that song and Rumpshaker. There were a lot of

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<v Speaker 2>songs in the early nineties that I definitely was a

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<v Speaker 2>hip to. And really, I mean that just shows you

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<v Speaker 2>how dorky I am. I said, hip too, but yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>And then as I got older, I really enjoyed understanding

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<v Speaker 2>the evolution of how humans became, you know, and look

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<v Speaker 2>the way we do today, how we evolved. And I

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<v Speaker 2>remember when I realized in a paleoanthropology and a actually

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<v Speaker 2>it was an intro to biological anthropology class that I

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<v Speaker 2>first was taught that basically walking on two legs led

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<v Speaker 2>to the bigger booty in humans versus non human primates.

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, walking on two legs because basically non human

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<v Speaker 2>primates monkeys and apes and lemurs and lorises don't have

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<v Speaker 2>a sweet peachy keister like we do. They have. Some

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<v Speaker 2>actually have issial collosities, many of the circopithecoids or what

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<v Speaker 2>we have been calling old world monkeys, but we're moving

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<v Speaker 2>away from that term because it's inherently a little outdated.

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<v Speaker 1>So an issial callosity, by the bye, is a fancy

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<v Speaker 1>term for those butt pads on some primates, and it's

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<v Speaker 1>coming from issuel of the issue, which is part of

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<v Speaker 1>your pelvis, the part that your yoga teacher may have

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<v Speaker 1>called your sit bones during a yummy stretch, and callosity

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<v Speaker 1>as in big old callous. So some primates have these

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<v Speaker 1>large disc pads that they sit on, but we have

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<v Speaker 1>luscious cleaved cushions.

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<v Speaker 2>Why but yeah, so we actually have this butt because

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<v Speaker 2>we have to walk on two legs, and the increased

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<v Speaker 2>size of the gluteus maximus medius and minimis muscles helps

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<v Speaker 2>support that mode of locomotion. So they help stabilize our

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<v Speaker 2>ability to walk and stand and bend over and do

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<v Speaker 2>so all sorts of things. Although I did find out

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<v Speaker 2>that they do not are they're not necessarily used in torking,

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<v Speaker 2>believe it or not. It's more pelvic glutes. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>so glutes are not as used as you thought, as

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<v Speaker 2>you think for something like torquing, which I thought, Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>that's got to be you know, that's why I can't

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<v Speaker 2>do it. My glutes are not strong enough. But apparently

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<v Speaker 2>it's my pelvis really okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Side note, I looked into this and someone calling herself

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<v Speaker 1>the torking Technician offers workshops to work shops if you

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<v Speaker 1>will teaching quote the basic anatomy of the hips, which

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<v Speaker 1>muscles are used for adduction and abduction, and specific isolation

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<v Speaker 1>exercises so you can gain the ability to communicate with

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<v Speaker 1>these muscles for a proper torque. And No, Miley Cyrus

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<v Speaker 1>did not invent torking with her twenty thirteen legendary VMA appearance.

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<v Speaker 1>It blossomed, not surprisingly undercredited from the West African dance

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<v Speaker 1>the Mapuka, which may have originated from the bump. Either way,

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<v Speaker 1>booty shakings rutes start in the hips.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's less about the actual gluteous muscles and more

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<v Speaker 2>about the actual pelvis and the movement of it. And

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<v Speaker 2>the butt gets you know, gets jiggled around as you

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<v Speaker 2>move your pelvis and your legs, you know, being the

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<v Speaker 2>behind that gets that, you know, the rump shaking if

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<v Speaker 2>you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, this is so good. This means there's room for improvement,

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<v Speaker 1>and we know there is now amazing. Now, Okay, you

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<v Speaker 1>became a primatologist and an anthropologist. How did you end

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<v Speaker 1>up studying this? From going having shapely legs and biting

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<v Speaker 1>butts to becoming a professional ologist? How'd you do it?

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<v Speaker 2>That's a really good question. So yeah, growing up, I

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<v Speaker 2>used to actually have well, I should change that. I

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<v Speaker 2>still have recurring King Kong nightmares. I started having them

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<v Speaker 2>when I was about two or three, very very very young.

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<v Speaker 2>I watched that movie, probably too young, but I would

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<v Speaker 2>hear the footsteps coming and would you know, run to

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<v Speaker 2>the center of the house where there was no windows,

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<v Speaker 2>and I remember King Kong would just rip off of

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<v Speaker 1>So in Italia's nightmares, King Kong would straight up eat

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<v Speaker 1>her like a granola bar. And so she started to

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<v Speaker 1>try to control the narrative of her dreams, shrinking King

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<v Speaker 1>Kong down to a more snugly ape.

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<v Speaker 2>And in one dream, but I opened the door and

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<v Speaker 2>for theater, but took an anthropology class my first year

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<v Speaker 1>We're going to get to boobs in a hot, floppy second.

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<v Speaker 1>But first I want to know when it comes to

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<v Speaker 1>muscles to be pulling on parts of our legs like

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<v Speaker 1>How does that work?

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<v Speaker 2>It's a basically yeah, that's a great question. It's basically

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<v Speaker 2>allowing the way it connects, it allows the hips to

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<v Speaker 2>gluteas maximus specifically attaches at a different place on the pelvis.

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<v Speaker 2>It attaches on the issium. Now on humans it attaches

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<v Speaker 2>on the ilium, which is the top portion of the pelvis,

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<v Speaker 1>so that we don't just topple over every time we

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<v Speaker 1>take a step. So Natalia bounced around at college, narrowing

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<v Speaker 2>When I graduated from undergrad, I knew that I loved primates.

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<v Speaker 2>I had fallen in love with the field of anthropology,

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<v Speaker 2>was primate conservation. I wanted to not only learn about

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<v Speaker 2>the monkey butts, but also conserve You can't you can't

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<v Speaker 2>study the monkey butts if the monkey butts are extinct.

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<v Speaker 2>So I ended up going to grad school to focus

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<v Speaker 2>on conservation of monkey butts.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh and what kind of questions does it answer for

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<v Speaker 2>Looking at non human primates? I say, a model for

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<v Speaker 2>great because you could actually learn a lot from what

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<v Speaker 2>to remember is that they've been evolving this whole entire

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<v Speaker 2>time that we have we split off from a common ancestor. So,

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<v Speaker 2>for instance, it's easy to go, oh, well, look at

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<v Speaker 2>chimpanzee behavior, that's so cool, that explains why we do

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<v Speaker 2>what we do, But we come from a common ancestor

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<v Speaker 2>theoretically probably not super different from the way they behave now,

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<v Speaker 2>but they might seven million years ago, they could have

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<v Speaker 2>been behaving differently. So it's hard to kind of look

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<v Speaker 2>at that behavior and be like, oh, that's why we

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<v Speaker 2>environment shapes so much of how we look and also

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<v Speaker 2>how we behave. But so for me, it's a mixture

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<v Speaker 2>of At first, I think when I was younger, it

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<v Speaker 2>was looking at them as models for human behavior. But

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<v Speaker 2>now I just find them intrinsically interesting, just like I

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<v Speaker 2>find frogs fascinating. I know that you ALI love bugs.

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<v Speaker 2>I love bugs too, write I mean it's I learn

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<v Speaker 2>a bunch about them, but I don't necessarily it's not

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<v Speaker 2>because I want to understand how they relate to humans.

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<v Speaker 1>But before grad school, when she was just nineteen, she

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<v Speaker 1>was still finding her footing, if you will, And after

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<v Speaker 1>our interviews, she realized she forgot to tell me this story,

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<v Speaker 1>so I had her send me a voice memo because

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<v Speaker 1>it's really something.

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<v Speaker 2>I then started taking night classes at Santa Monica College

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<v Speaker 2>and fell in love with biological anthropology. I took archaeology,

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<v Speaker 2>I took zoology. It was one of those things where

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<v Speaker 2>pursue it. And by the way, if you live in

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<v Speaker 2>And then I got hit by a truck as a

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<v Speaker 2>pedestrian on the shoulder of the freeway and everything changed.

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<v Speaker 2>So I was on the one on one freeway and

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<v Speaker 2>and I rearended the person in front of me. Now,

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<v Speaker 2>them to think it was a hit and run. That's

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<v Speaker 2>when a woman came up on the shoulder going about

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<v Speaker 2>sixty five miles per hour, hit my truck. My truck

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<v Speaker 2>hit me, broke my femur, and then pinned me between

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<v Speaker 2>the truck and the car that I had re rended,

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<v Speaker 2>and that crushed my lower right leg. And then the

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<v Speaker 2>way she hit me, my truck spun out and I

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<v Speaker 2>got tossed onto the off ramp onto my head, which

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<v Speaker 2>explained so much. Anyways, next the ambulance comes, and of

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<v Speaker 2>course they have to cut off all my clothes. That's

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<v Speaker 2>where the lack of underwear becomes a thing. I basically

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<v Speaker 2>put on a show for the EMTs and the entire

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<v Speaker 2>contents of the one on one Freeway. You're welcome. But

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<v Speaker 2>they took me to the er and had to do

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<v Speaker 2>a couple blood transfusions because I lost a lot of

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<v Speaker 2>inserted a rod into it, and they took it out

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<v Speaker 2>about two years later, and I got to keep it.

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<v Speaker 2>So I have this big purple titanium femoral rod on

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<v Speaker 2>my mantle right now. Very dorky, but yeah. So that

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<v Speaker 2>that accident was the catalyst to get my butt back

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<v Speaker 2>to school. Some people need a kick in the butt.

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<v Speaker 2>I just needed to get hit by a ninety four

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<v Speaker 2>Ford Ranger. But I'm not suggesting that you get hit

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<v Speaker 2>by a truck. Please don't let that happen to you.

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<v Speaker 2>It's really not good. In fact, if you're ever in

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<v Speaker 2>the shoulder. Stay off the shoulder. But seriously, that was

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<v Speaker 2>the impetus to go back to school and really throw

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<v Speaker 2>myself into the work that I wanted to do. It

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<v Speaker 2>was challenging because I still had these long term effects

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<v Speaker 2>from the accident. I had foot drop in my right leg.

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<v Speaker 2>The way it healed, I had a massive limp, and

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<v Speaker 2>the only way I could walk normal was wearing heels,

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<v Speaker 2>and I wore a leg brace for a pretty long time.

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<v Speaker 2>to tell unless I'm wearing completely flat shoes. If I

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<v Speaker 2>wear heels, it evens it out. But as an anthropologist,

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<v Speaker 2>you know how my missing tibialis interior muscle affects all

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<v Speaker 2>my movement because I do notice, like when I did fieldwork,

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<v Speaker 2>I had to use a walking stick because I called

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<v Speaker 2>myself the jack Tripper of primatology, because wow, I fell

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<v Speaker 2>uphill going downhill, I fall on flat surfaces. It is

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<v Speaker 2>a problem, and it's because of my injuries. And my

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<v Speaker 2>injuries taught me about anatomy and the ability to walk

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<v Speaker 2>on two legs or the inability and what that means.

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<v Speaker 2>So and also it shows I think how resilient bodies are,

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<v Speaker 2>Like I don't. I don't know if I should be alive.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I got hit by a truck going sixty

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<v Speaker 2>five miles per hour, darn it. But bodies are really

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<v Speaker 2>anytime I get down on myself for oh man, I

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<v Speaker 2>wish I could do this or that or run a marathon.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like, Eh, you chased monkeys after getting hit by

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<v Speaker 2>a truck, you're cool. Another strange side effect from the accident,

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's because one leg is compensating for the

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<v Speaker 2>other and it's just spread to my butt cheeks, and

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<v Speaker 2>so one's just a better pillow, you know. And these

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<v Speaker 2>are the things that have happened to my body that

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<v Speaker 2>make me a appreciate it, like hey, you've survived, but

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<v Speaker 2>also make me really interested in anatomy and just how

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<v Speaker 1>So once she was back on her feet, she went

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<v Speaker 1>through undergrad and of course she became a primatologist, going

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<v Speaker 1>full steam ahead into the Panamanian forest.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh goodness, So I did field work. I said, I

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<v Speaker 2>wanted to study gorillas, but then I had to pivot

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<v Speaker 2>and just kind of do the next best thing. And

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<v Speaker 2>luckily my advisor at cal State Northridge, doctor Christina Campbell.

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<v Speaker 2>She studied spider monkeys on BCI at an island in

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<v Speaker 2>the Panama Canal, and she had just gotten in contact

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<v Speaker 2>with an organization on the Azuero Peninsula in Panama and

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<v Speaker 2>they needed somebody to literally do a survey of spider monkeys.

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<v Speaker 2>So I moved to Panama to basically count monkeys and

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<v Speaker 2>you know, their age, their sex, and any distinguishing characteristics.

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<v Speaker 2>And so it was a magical time. We basically would

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<v Speaker 2>fifteen hours a day, oftentimes on horseback to get to

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<v Speaker 2>the actual forest fragments because basically it was a heavily

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<v Speaker 2>on our days off, right. Yeah, it was it was magical.

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<v Speaker 2>And yeah, and spider monkeys a little I mean, I

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<v Speaker 2>female have hypertrophied glitteris so they're oh I does, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and then I was quickly schooled, no, that is a female.

415
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<v Speaker 2>And it really helped us because males and females there's

416
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<v Speaker 2>not a lot of sexual dimorphism in terms of size,

417
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<v Speaker 2>meaning the males and females are very similar in size.

418
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<v Speaker 2>In spider monkeys.

419
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<v Speaker 1>Side notes, spider monkeys live up to eight stories high

420
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<v Speaker 1>in the rainforest canopies, and at first I was getting

421
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<v Speaker 1>them confused with those tiny little pigmy marmosets, which are

422
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<v Speaker 1>like the size of tarantula. But no, spider monkeys. They're

423
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<v Speaker 1>not the eighty bitty thumb huggers. Rather, they're about a

424
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<v Speaker 1>meter tall, weighing in at about twenty five pounds. They're

425
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<v Speaker 1>just named spider monkeys because of their long limbs and

426
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<v Speaker 1>other long.

427
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<v Speaker 2>Stuff, And so it helped me. If I saw a

428
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<v Speaker 2>spider monkey in the distance, I could see the dangler

429
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<v Speaker 2>just sort of protruding from her undercarriage and be like that,

430
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<v Speaker 2>there is a female. And luckily, though data they're all maps,

431
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<v Speaker 2>and they've been able to use basically these maps to

432
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<v Speaker 2>help reforest that area and it's gotten better, and I

433
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<v Speaker 2>heard that monkeys are actually there's more coming back in

434
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<v Speaker 2>different parts of the region. So I'm planning on going

435
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<v Speaker 2>back when things are better to see if there's any

436
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<v Speaker 2>more work that can be done.

437
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<v Speaker 1>So why do some humans walk through a jungle looking

438
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<v Speaker 1>up at other primates just mechanically speaking and walking upright

439
00:23:22.799 --> 00:23:28.240
<v Speaker 1>versus not working upright? What led to us standing up

440
00:23:28.359 --> 00:23:29.880
<v Speaker 1>and having back pain?

441
00:23:30.640 --> 00:23:33.720
<v Speaker 2>You know, having really crappy knees.

442
00:23:34.039 --> 00:23:40.599
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, painful childbirth, right, yeah, painful Childbirth's that's that big

443
00:23:40.640 --> 00:23:41.440
<v Speaker 1>old brain of ours.

444
00:23:42.039 --> 00:23:44.480
<v Speaker 2>But walking upright there. So there are a few different

445
00:23:44.559 --> 00:23:47.559
<v Speaker 2>theories that could work in tandem or separately, or that's

446
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<v Speaker 2>the thing about coming up with evolutionary theories is we

447
00:23:52.119 --> 00:23:55.400
<v Speaker 2>don't necessarily know for sure. But with when it comes

448
00:23:55.400 --> 00:23:58.839
<v Speaker 2>to being bipedal, there's this idea that as you know,

449
00:23:59.799 --> 00:24:02.119
<v Speaker 2>the climate was changing in different parts of Africa, it

450
00:24:02.160 --> 00:24:05.960
<v Speaker 2>would behoove those ancestors of ours to stand upright so

451
00:24:06.000 --> 00:24:09.880
<v Speaker 2>they could see any predator, say in the area, or

452
00:24:09.920 --> 00:24:14.119
<v Speaker 2>they could you know, hold things, for instance, like their offspring.

453
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<v Speaker 2>So there's a benefit to standing upright for predator avoidance,

454
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<v Speaker 2>for being able to you know, hold and carry things,

455
00:24:20.039 --> 00:24:24.839
<v Speaker 2>especially if they're gathering food items. Also, thermo dynamics and

456
00:24:24.880 --> 00:24:29.200
<v Speaker 2>thermoregulation basically the idea that if you're on all fours on,

457
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<v Speaker 2>you're living in an area where you don't have any shade,

458
00:24:31.599 --> 00:24:34.640
<v Speaker 2>you're getting all that sun on your back, and standing

459
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<v Speaker 2>upright limits the amount of sun exposure that you're getting,

460
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<v Speaker 2>so it would not be beating down just you know,

461
00:24:40.640 --> 00:24:43.319
<v Speaker 2>beating down on your head, not your whole back. And

462
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<v Speaker 2>at this point we're assuming that also we still have

463
00:24:46.720 --> 00:24:50.000
<v Speaker 2>fur covering our bodies. It's not exactly known exactly when

464
00:24:50.039 --> 00:24:53.599
<v Speaker 2>all that went away because soft tissue, unfortunately does not preserve.

465
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<v Speaker 1>I mean, some of us lost all of our some

466
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<v Speaker 1>of us are Italian.

467
00:25:00.000 --> 00:25:03.759
<v Speaker 2>I didn't know what to say. I was like some

468
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<v Speaker 2>some people did not lose very much at all. I'm Scottish,

469
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<v Speaker 2>so I don't know about you, Ali, and I don't

470
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<v Speaker 2>know if it's a Scottish thing necessarily, but I am hairy.

471
00:25:13.079 --> 00:25:17.920
<v Speaker 2>I have done multiple rounds of laser hair removal all

472
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<v Speaker 2>over my body pretty much.

473
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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, really, oh yeah, some people are hairier than others.

474
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<v Speaker 1>And also just dad word here to say, no matter

475
00:25:25.200 --> 00:25:28.640
<v Speaker 1>what your gender, or how you look or what you're into.

476
00:25:28.440 --> 00:25:29.160
<v Speaker 2>It's a okay.

477
00:25:29.279 --> 00:25:31.920
<v Speaker 1>It's more than a okay. It's the result of millions

478
00:25:31.920 --> 00:25:36.000
<v Speaker 1>of years of sexual selection and survival and it's just beautiful.

479
00:25:36.200 --> 00:25:41.599
<v Speaker 1>But what about what about the sexual nature of butts?

480
00:25:42.079 --> 00:25:46.119
<v Speaker 1>Why do you think we look at them so much?

481
00:25:46.920 --> 00:25:49.920
<v Speaker 2>That's a great question. For instance, dudes or even ladies

482
00:25:49.920 --> 00:25:52.640
<v Speaker 2>find the keyster nice and attractive. Is the hip to

483
00:25:52.640 --> 00:25:55.400
<v Speaker 2>waste ratio. It was long thought that the hip to

484
00:25:55.440 --> 00:25:58.400
<v Speaker 2>waste ratio was associated with fertility, and they found that

485
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<v Speaker 2>actually it's not. Those that have a lower hip to

486
00:26:01.079 --> 00:26:04.279
<v Speaker 2>waste ratio are not necessarily healthier or have higher fertility.

487
00:26:04.400 --> 00:26:06.920
<v Speaker 2>So that's kind of a myth, but it's still something

488
00:26:06.920 --> 00:26:09.880
<v Speaker 2>that some will find more attractive. But again, I think

489
00:26:10.160 --> 00:26:12.519
<v Speaker 2>what really needs to be stressed is there are cultural

490
00:26:12.559 --> 00:26:16.720
<v Speaker 2>differences over across the world. Certain things are considered more

491
00:26:16.720 --> 00:26:20.000
<v Speaker 2>attractive in certain places, some things are considered taboo.

492
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<v Speaker 1>Some psychologists hypothesize that our own butts are a part

493
00:26:23.960 --> 00:26:26.759
<v Speaker 1>of our body that we can't see or judge. So

494
00:26:26.839 --> 00:26:30.920
<v Speaker 1>maybe there's something forbidden with looking at other steriers when

495
00:26:30.960 --> 00:26:34.920
<v Speaker 1>they themselves hardly know. But alas, hello mirrors. Okay, so

496
00:26:35.000 --> 00:26:36.440
<v Speaker 1>what are some other theories?

497
00:26:36.680 --> 00:26:41.400
<v Speaker 2>Honestly, many have surmised that the roundness is very attractive,

498
00:26:41.440 --> 00:26:45.079
<v Speaker 2>including some people say that the breasts mimic the actual butt,

499
00:26:46.079 --> 00:26:49.319
<v Speaker 2>and it's yeah. I mean, it's to be determined exactly

500
00:26:49.559 --> 00:26:52.359
<v Speaker 2>what came first in terms of the amount of fat

501
00:26:52.400 --> 00:26:56.119
<v Speaker 2>surrounding the memory gland, which is why we have boobs

502
00:26:56.200 --> 00:26:59.519
<v Speaker 2>versus non human primates. They lactate, they have memory glands,

503
00:26:59.519 --> 00:27:01.759
<v Speaker 2>but they don't have the fat surrounding them like we do.

504
00:27:02.680 --> 00:27:04.440
<v Speaker 2>But boobs and butts are similar in the fact that

505
00:27:04.480 --> 00:27:06.759
<v Speaker 2>they're kind of in this rounded fashion. I don't know

506
00:27:06.799 --> 00:27:11.039
<v Speaker 2>exactly when that happened, when it became like, ooh, that's

507
00:27:11.480 --> 00:27:14.279
<v Speaker 2>I like that supple posterior you got going on there,

508
00:27:14.720 --> 00:27:17.160
<v Speaker 2>But I think it's something to do with the roundness

509
00:27:17.279 --> 00:27:20.920
<v Speaker 2>and then also knowing what that entails, because if you

510
00:27:20.920 --> 00:27:22.920
<v Speaker 2>think about it, as we were evolving from being on

511
00:27:22.960 --> 00:27:26.079
<v Speaker 2>all fours to two legs, the sexual swellings were no

512
00:27:26.160 --> 00:27:30.000
<v Speaker 2>longer visible, and so they were now being hidden by

513
00:27:30.680 --> 00:27:34.920
<v Speaker 2>well just the butt and you know, just the legs.

514
00:27:34.960 --> 00:27:37.519
<v Speaker 2>Everything is kind of just like compact in there, which

515
00:27:37.519 --> 00:27:39.599
<v Speaker 2>we'll get to when we talk about why we are

516
00:27:39.640 --> 00:27:41.519
<v Speaker 2>the only animals that technically wipe too.

517
00:27:42.519 --> 00:27:44.799
<v Speaker 1>So many questions about oh, I know, right, and.

518
00:27:44.759 --> 00:27:48.000
<v Speaker 2>I've talked about this before. There's certain groups that not idolized,

519
00:27:48.039 --> 00:27:54.319
<v Speaker 2>but fetishize or prefer booties to boobs or different body

520
00:27:54.319 --> 00:27:56.559
<v Speaker 2>parts and things like that. But I think there's something

521
00:27:56.599 --> 00:27:58.400
<v Speaker 2>to be said for just kind of knowing what that

522
00:27:58.559 --> 00:28:00.680
<v Speaker 2>entails and what it's hiding and that sort of thing.

523
00:28:01.200 --> 00:28:05.319
<v Speaker 1>When it comes to the actual shape or the size

524
00:28:05.559 --> 00:28:09.119
<v Speaker 1>of a booty. Why do some people have shapely butts

525
00:28:09.279 --> 00:28:11.960
<v Speaker 1>others feel like they have pancake butts? Is it all

526
00:28:12.079 --> 00:28:13.160
<v Speaker 1>just muscle development?

527
00:28:13.839 --> 00:28:17.119
<v Speaker 2>Well, it's a yeah, great question. It's muscle and fat,

528
00:28:17.519 --> 00:28:21.000
<v Speaker 2>and the fat oftentimes is influenced by the amount of

529
00:28:21.039 --> 00:28:22.599
<v Speaker 2>hormones that you have in your body.

530
00:28:22.920 --> 00:28:25.799
<v Speaker 1>And in all this talk of genders, of course, in nature,

531
00:28:25.920 --> 00:28:28.880
<v Speaker 1>things are on a spectrum. There's so much variety. And

532
00:28:28.920 --> 00:28:32.000
<v Speaker 1>so I see you out there, non binary friends, trans

533
00:28:32.039 --> 00:28:35.599
<v Speaker 1>buddies and anyone who's on hormones medically, which are a

534
00:28:35.640 --> 00:28:37.839
<v Speaker 1>lot of us, just saying giving you a thumbs up.

535
00:28:38.039 --> 00:28:43.480
<v Speaker 2>Now, males and females distribute fat differently, sometimes depending on

536
00:28:43.599 --> 00:28:46.359
<v Speaker 2>what the amount of hormones that are going on in

537
00:28:46.400 --> 00:28:49.519
<v Speaker 2>their body. Now, there aren't necessarily male and female hormones.

538
00:28:49.880 --> 00:28:53.359
<v Speaker 2>People say, oh, testosterone, that's a male hormone. No, females

539
00:28:53.400 --> 00:28:57.240
<v Speaker 2>have testosterone males have estrogen, females have more estrogen on average,

540
00:28:57.279 --> 00:29:01.200
<v Speaker 2>and therefore that is basically the determinate and where the

541
00:29:01.240 --> 00:29:06.039
<v Speaker 2>fat is localized on the body, so hips, thighs, butt

542
00:29:06.480 --> 00:29:09.920
<v Speaker 2>and with males and testosterone, it's usually associated with belly fat,

543
00:29:10.119 --> 00:29:14.119
<v Speaker 2>which can be unfortunately associated with cardiovascular health because that

544
00:29:14.119 --> 00:29:15.880
<v Speaker 2>can be really hard on the organs to have so

545
00:29:16.000 --> 00:29:19.279
<v Speaker 2>much fat in that region. But fat in the buttocks

546
00:29:19.279 --> 00:29:23.000
<v Speaker 2>and the thighs, the hips is usually where those with

547
00:29:23.079 --> 00:29:26.000
<v Speaker 2>higher amounts of estrogen will carry that extra fat. And

548
00:29:26.039 --> 00:29:28.839
<v Speaker 2>that's a good place also because it's you know, as

549
00:29:28.880 --> 00:29:31.079
<v Speaker 2>far as balance and not tipping over or anything like that.

550
00:29:31.119 --> 00:29:33.160
<v Speaker 2>It doesn't make it too top heavy. It's a good

551
00:29:33.200 --> 00:29:35.720
<v Speaker 2>center to have all that fat. And it's a good

552
00:29:35.759 --> 00:29:38.960
<v Speaker 2>place to store it because in times of for instance,

553
00:29:39.000 --> 00:29:41.319
<v Speaker 2>if you know, when we were evolving, if perhaps you

554
00:29:41.359 --> 00:29:43.759
<v Speaker 2>didn't have a lot of there was no Del Taco

555
00:29:44.039 --> 00:29:47.559
<v Speaker 2>or McDonald's on the you know, the Savannah corner, it's

556
00:29:47.559 --> 00:29:50.039
<v Speaker 2>good to have fat reserves just in case, in case

557
00:29:50.079 --> 00:29:53.079
<v Speaker 2>you hit famine or any sort of times of low

558
00:29:53.160 --> 00:29:56.680
<v Speaker 2>resource availability essentially, and that's a great place to store

559
00:29:56.920 --> 00:29:59.480
<v Speaker 2>the fat reserves. We still see it, you know today,

560
00:30:00.359 --> 00:30:03.680
<v Speaker 2>distribute fat differently. And that's why, you know, if I

561
00:30:03.759 --> 00:30:07.519
<v Speaker 2>have friends that have transitioned and they see fat distribution

562
00:30:07.680 --> 00:30:10.519
<v Speaker 2>change because they are getting different hormones, and so that's

563
00:30:10.839 --> 00:30:13.160
<v Speaker 2>you know, kind of a clear way we can see. Oh, okay,

564
00:30:13.400 --> 00:30:17.559
<v Speaker 2>hormones do really determine how fat distributes on your body.

565
00:30:17.680 --> 00:30:20.160
<v Speaker 2>So it's a mixture of Obviously, if you do a

566
00:30:20.200 --> 00:30:22.920
<v Speaker 2>lot of squats and do running and donkey kicks and

567
00:30:22.960 --> 00:30:26.480
<v Speaker 2>all those things, you can build up your glutes, your gluteaus,

568
00:30:26.480 --> 00:30:31.240
<v Speaker 2>maximus medias and minimist muscles. But sometimes it's just your

569
00:30:31.279 --> 00:30:34.799
<v Speaker 2>hormones and you can't necessarily change that unless you, you know,

570
00:30:35.039 --> 00:30:36.920
<v Speaker 2>try to alter it synthetically.

571
00:30:37.400 --> 00:30:40.839
<v Speaker 1>When it comes to different parts of the globe, as

572
00:30:40.880 --> 00:30:44.119
<v Speaker 1>people move farther away from the equator, was fat distributed

573
00:30:44.160 --> 00:30:46.519
<v Speaker 1>differently in their bodies to keep warm? How does that work?

574
00:30:46.599 --> 00:30:49.599
<v Speaker 2>Fantastic question, because there's Allen's and Bergmann's rules, which are

575
00:30:49.640 --> 00:30:54.880
<v Speaker 2>these two different rules that associate limb proportion and trunk

576
00:30:54.920 --> 00:30:58.720
<v Speaker 2>proportion with actual latitude or temperature. Two different rules that

577
00:30:58.960 --> 00:31:02.359
<v Speaker 2>are associated with limb proportion and also trunk size in

578
00:31:02.480 --> 00:31:07.519
<v Speaker 2>people or animals in different latitudes and temperature environments. So

579
00:31:07.759 --> 00:31:10.559
<v Speaker 2>Allen's rule has to do with limb proportions. So for instance,

580
00:31:10.559 --> 00:31:13.119
<v Speaker 2>if you're living closer to the equator where it's really hot,

581
00:31:13.319 --> 00:31:16.599
<v Speaker 2>you're gonna have longer, leaner limbs. If you're living further

582
00:31:16.640 --> 00:31:19.880
<v Speaker 2>away from the equator in higher latitudes or really low latitudes,

583
00:31:20.039 --> 00:31:22.000
<v Speaker 2>you're gonna have shorter limbs to kind of keep in

584
00:31:22.039 --> 00:31:24.759
<v Speaker 2>that warmth. And same with Bergmann's rules, which is about

585
00:31:24.880 --> 00:31:27.799
<v Speaker 2>trunk size and kind of you know, kind of stockiness.

586
00:31:28.039 --> 00:31:30.920
<v Speaker 2>If you're higher up in the latitude or low low,

587
00:31:31.160 --> 00:31:33.240
<v Speaker 2>you're going to have kind of a stockier build, and

588
00:31:33.319 --> 00:31:35.079
<v Speaker 2>closer to the equator, you're going to be more lean.

589
00:31:35.519 --> 00:31:38.319
<v Speaker 2>So these are ways that we can sort of adapt

590
00:31:38.319 --> 00:31:43.720
<v Speaker 2>to the environment. But we should note that biological evolution

591
00:31:43.839 --> 00:31:47.000
<v Speaker 2>happens a lot slower than cultural evolution. So we're seeing

592
00:31:47.039 --> 00:31:49.000
<v Speaker 2>a lot of different body types from all over the

593
00:31:49.000 --> 00:31:53.240
<v Speaker 2>world that you know, weren't there until recently. It's hard

594
00:31:53.240 --> 00:31:55.680
<v Speaker 2>to kind of determine like, oh, they look this way

595
00:31:55.720 --> 00:31:58.160
<v Speaker 2>because they've been here for thousands upon thousands of years,

596
00:31:58.680 --> 00:32:00.960
<v Speaker 2>because people are moving around the globe so freely now,

597
00:32:01.079 --> 00:32:02.640
<v Speaker 2>So that's something to consider as well.

598
00:32:03.599 --> 00:32:08.400
<v Speaker 1>And when it comes to butts and modern butts. Now

599
00:32:08.440 --> 00:32:11.279
<v Speaker 1>that we are moving freely about the globe, we can

600
00:32:11.480 --> 00:32:15.680
<v Speaker 1>inject things into and on top of our butts. Are

601
00:32:15.720 --> 00:32:19.279
<v Speaker 1>we seeing a lot of butt implants? Do you think

602
00:32:19.640 --> 00:32:22.759
<v Speaker 1>lately or do people just take fat from one air

603
00:32:22.799 --> 00:32:25.359
<v Speaker 1>of their body and put it over their butt muscle.

604
00:32:25.759 --> 00:32:30.000
<v Speaker 1>I remember Kim Kardashian like saying she did not have

605
00:32:30.039 --> 00:32:32.359
<v Speaker 1>butt implants, and she'd prove it by getting an X ray.

606
00:32:32.519 --> 00:32:34.440
<v Speaker 1>She's like, see, it's all me. But then I heard

607
00:32:34.559 --> 00:32:36.720
<v Speaker 1>that there were cosmetic procedures where you just take parts

608
00:32:36.759 --> 00:32:38.160
<v Speaker 1>of your fat and you can put it in your

609
00:32:38.160 --> 00:32:41.240
<v Speaker 1>boobs or reallocated your butt. And I didn't even know

610
00:32:41.279 --> 00:32:42.119
<v Speaker 1>that was possible.

611
00:32:42.920 --> 00:32:46.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I actually didn't. I always wanted to do that

612
00:32:46.200 --> 00:32:48.960
<v Speaker 2>as a child, and that's kind of say it speaks

613
00:32:49.039 --> 00:32:51.960
<v Speaker 2>to how screwed up our culture is. But I remember

614
00:32:52.000 --> 00:32:55.160
<v Speaker 2>being like, I, you know, had little little chubby belly

615
00:32:55.200 --> 00:32:56.519
<v Speaker 2>as a kid, and I was like, I just want

616
00:32:56.519 --> 00:33:00.000
<v Speaker 2>to put it where my boobs should be. But yeah,

617
00:33:00.319 --> 00:33:02.200
<v Speaker 2>you can do that. I know women who've done that

618
00:33:02.240 --> 00:33:07.200
<v Speaker 2>for like breast reconstruction, reconstructive surgery. There's also been butt lifts,

619
00:33:07.240 --> 00:33:09.880
<v Speaker 2>So there have been butt implants and butt lifts, and

620
00:33:09.880 --> 00:33:12.240
<v Speaker 2>then of course. Well, I don't know if you've heard

621
00:33:12.240 --> 00:33:15.079
<v Speaker 2>of this. There was a woman that got something injected

622
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<v Speaker 2>into her butt. I know this sounds dirtier than it

623
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<v Speaker 2>really should be, but it was like a mixture of

624
00:33:20.920 --> 00:33:22.799
<v Speaker 2>it was supposed to be like a saline solution, but

625
00:33:22.839 --> 00:33:25.519
<v Speaker 2>it was like basically, this kind of grifter put together

626
00:33:25.559 --> 00:33:30.039
<v Speaker 2>this weird solution and just injected into this woman's butt,

627
00:33:30.079 --> 00:33:32.720
<v Speaker 2>and she got really sick and like sepsis, like because

628
00:33:33.039 --> 00:33:35.920
<v Speaker 2>it got infected and all sorts of things. So people

629
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<v Speaker 2>will go to great lengths to have a sweet apple bottom.

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<v Speaker 2>You know. I hate that there is such a sort

631
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<v Speaker 2>of I don't know, pressure on everybody to succumb or

632
00:33:45.799 --> 00:33:48.720
<v Speaker 2>look a certain way, and especially because, let's face it,

633
00:33:48.799 --> 00:33:51.720
<v Speaker 2>there's been so many fluctuations of what body type is in,

634
00:33:51.759 --> 00:33:56.599
<v Speaker 2>which is dumb to begin with, but you know, come on, now,

635
00:33:56.880 --> 00:33:59.359
<v Speaker 2>you shouldn't have to inject your butt with I can't

636
00:33:59.359 --> 00:34:01.720
<v Speaker 2>even remember it. It was a weird solution of stuff

637
00:34:01.720 --> 00:34:03.559
<v Speaker 2>that I was like, wait a minute.

638
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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I look this up. And people have injected all

639
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<v Speaker 1>kinds of stuff, including cement, super glue, mineral oil, even

640
00:34:12.880 --> 00:34:16.679
<v Speaker 1>fix a flat tire mender, and in one Florida instance,

641
00:34:17.079 --> 00:34:20.199
<v Speaker 1>all of those things in one injection. And then, of

642
00:34:20.239 --> 00:34:23.880
<v Speaker 1>course there is the Brazilian butt lift, which I just

643
00:34:24.079 --> 00:34:27.760
<v Speaker 1>found out in researching this episode. It's a fat transfer

644
00:34:27.960 --> 00:34:31.480
<v Speaker 1>from one area of your body, like perhaps you sacrifice

645
00:34:31.559 --> 00:34:34.880
<v Speaker 1>your cute muffin top region and put it into the posterior.

646
00:34:35.119 --> 00:34:37.800
<v Speaker 1>And one plastic surgeon I read about online calls it

647
00:34:37.840 --> 00:34:40.639
<v Speaker 1>transferring your money from one pocket to the other. But

648
00:34:40.800 --> 00:34:44.239
<v Speaker 1>it's also one of the riskiest plastic surgeries, meaning yes,

649
00:34:44.519 --> 00:34:47.280
<v Speaker 1>you'll shell out upwards of ten grand, but it may

650
00:34:47.320 --> 00:34:49.159
<v Speaker 1>also cost you your life.

651
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<v Speaker 2>No, I'm a big believer, honestly again, and I'm glad

652
00:34:52.320 --> 00:34:54.239
<v Speaker 2>you said that. I'm a big believer. If it would

653
00:34:54.280 --> 00:34:56.920
<v Speaker 2>make you happy, then do it. I don't care if women,

654
00:34:57.320 --> 00:34:59.800
<v Speaker 2>I mean, or anybody get any sort of thing done

655
00:34:59.840 --> 00:35:02.920
<v Speaker 2>to themselves that brings them joy. I just hate that

656
00:35:03.199 --> 00:35:07.559
<v Speaker 2>it's something that seems to be cyclical sometimes, and in

657
00:35:07.599 --> 00:35:11.079
<v Speaker 2>which case I things like this should not be fads.

658
00:35:11.719 --> 00:35:13.719
<v Speaker 2>I would hope, not only because I feel like that,

659
00:35:14.239 --> 00:35:17.159
<v Speaker 2>you know what if butts go back out and all

660
00:35:17.199 --> 00:35:19.440
<v Speaker 2>of a sudden, you've got wait a minute, butts are

661
00:35:19.440 --> 00:35:21.280
<v Speaker 2>never going to go out. Let's just be real they're.

662
00:35:21.079 --> 00:35:22.679
<v Speaker 1>Never gonna go out, but you just have to love

663
00:35:22.719 --> 00:35:23.559
<v Speaker 1>the butt you've got.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, love your butt. I made a video called love

665
00:35:27.000 --> 00:35:32.039
<v Speaker 2>your Butt. It's time, It's time, it's time, it's time.

666
00:35:32.880 --> 00:35:34.119
<v Speaker 2>It's time to love your butt.

667
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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so that video was about colonoscopies. But if you

668
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<v Speaker 1>need some freedom from beauty culture standards, may I suggest

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<v Speaker 1>the two parter on colology with doctor Renee Ngelm. I'll

670
00:35:45.440 --> 00:35:47.599
<v Speaker 1>link it on my website. Because your butt is working

671
00:35:47.679 --> 00:35:50.360
<v Speaker 1>itself off to keep you balanced and comfy, and you

672
00:35:50.440 --> 00:35:52.599
<v Speaker 1>owe it all the love in the world. It's the

673
00:35:52.639 --> 00:35:54.920
<v Speaker 1>butt that's closest to you at all times, and you

674
00:35:54.960 --> 00:35:57.400
<v Speaker 1>can touch it whenever you want, so you might as

675
00:35:57.440 --> 00:35:58.119
<v Speaker 1>well just love.

676
00:35:58.639 --> 00:36:02.920
<v Speaker 2>If alf buff the clairvoyant rumpologists can't touch your butt,

677
00:36:03.039 --> 00:36:06.960
<v Speaker 2>you can and predict your future, which is you're just

678
00:36:07.039 --> 00:36:07.920
<v Speaker 2>gonna keep loving it.

679
00:36:08.880 --> 00:36:11.440
<v Speaker 1>And you know, you know you mentioned speaking of touching

680
00:36:11.480 --> 00:36:16.199
<v Speaker 1>our own butts, we're forced to buy necessity. Human beings

681
00:36:16.840 --> 00:36:21.679
<v Speaker 1>wipe in their bottoms. Do other animals do this? What

682
00:36:22.119 --> 00:36:26.880
<v Speaker 1>we have our ouses so well ensconced in our butt cheeks?

683
00:36:26.880 --> 00:36:27.599
<v Speaker 1>What's going on?

684
00:36:28.440 --> 00:36:31.559
<v Speaker 2>Well, I mean walking on two legs is what really

685
00:36:31.559 --> 00:36:33.320
<v Speaker 2>makes it tough, and you kind of have to wipe

686
00:36:33.320 --> 00:36:35.679
<v Speaker 2>because otherwise it can imagine poop in and then just

687
00:36:35.719 --> 00:36:39.079
<v Speaker 2>standing right up, things slam shut again, and it's just

688
00:36:39.119 --> 00:36:42.360
<v Speaker 2>it gets real foul, real foul, real quick. And so yeah,

689
00:36:42.519 --> 00:36:45.800
<v Speaker 2>the way our motive locomotion really does kind of sort

690
00:36:45.800 --> 00:36:48.079
<v Speaker 2>of influence whether or not we should be wiping or not.

691
00:36:48.199 --> 00:36:50.199
<v Speaker 2>And so, for instance, a lot of non human primates

692
00:36:50.199 --> 00:36:52.360
<v Speaker 2>they don't, you know, I mean, let's be real, I've

693
00:36:52.400 --> 00:36:54.559
<v Speaker 2>been shitt on by excuse me, I've been crapped on

694
00:36:55.079 --> 00:36:58.360
<v Speaker 2>by more monkeys than I'm really happy to admit. And

695
00:36:58.400 --> 00:36:59.679
<v Speaker 2>all they have to do is just let it rip

696
00:36:59.760 --> 00:37:01.960
<v Speaker 2>right over my head and they don't have to wipe.

697
00:37:02.119 --> 00:37:03.880
<v Speaker 2>In fact, I've watched them just kind of go about

698
00:37:03.920 --> 00:37:05.440
<v Speaker 2>their business right after pooping on me.

699
00:37:05.880 --> 00:37:07.599
<v Speaker 3>Really not.

700
00:37:07.800 --> 00:37:09.519
<v Speaker 1>They don't even grab a leaf or anything.

701
00:37:10.000 --> 00:37:13.159
<v Speaker 2>Nothing, nothing, nothing, I've seen nothing like that, like where

702
00:37:13.199 --> 00:37:16.559
<v Speaker 2>they either rub it on a branch. I wonder actually, honestly,

703
00:37:16.599 --> 00:37:18.679
<v Speaker 2>if there was parasites or things like that, if maybe

704
00:37:18.679 --> 00:37:21.000
<v Speaker 2>they had parasites, if they would maybe scratch their booty

705
00:37:21.039 --> 00:37:23.440
<v Speaker 2>on a branch because something itched or something that might

706
00:37:23.480 --> 00:37:25.599
<v Speaker 2>be a possibility. But a lot of other animals, you

707
00:37:25.639 --> 00:37:27.960
<v Speaker 2>know that quadrupedal animals don't necessarily have to do that,

708
00:37:28.039 --> 00:37:31.400
<v Speaker 2>and we all know the cats and dogs of the world,

709
00:37:31.760 --> 00:37:34.119
<v Speaker 2>you know, just go to town on that and play

710
00:37:34.159 --> 00:37:38.559
<v Speaker 2>the quote unquote shallow. You know, the butthole is the

711
00:37:38.559 --> 00:37:43.079
<v Speaker 2>information super highway of the animal kingdom. Let's be real,

712
00:37:43.119 --> 00:37:44.880
<v Speaker 2>That's where we get all our information. So you don't

713
00:37:44.880 --> 00:37:46.599
<v Speaker 2>want it too clean, because how else are you going

714
00:37:46.639 --> 00:37:48.360
<v Speaker 2>to know where mister Mitten's has been all day?

715
00:37:48.480 --> 00:37:49.320
<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

716
00:37:49.360 --> 00:37:53.679
<v Speaker 1>Well, you know I was just audience too, and bore

717
00:37:53.760 --> 00:37:57.360
<v Speaker 1>witness to my own dog having a deep conversation with

718
00:37:57.400 --> 00:38:00.519
<v Speaker 1>her butthole today. Just a fun, disgusting side. If your

719
00:38:00.559 --> 00:38:04.000
<v Speaker 1>dog is a real butt locker, you might be able

720
00:38:04.000 --> 00:38:07.440
<v Speaker 1>to relieve that by learning to express its anal glance

721
00:38:07.559 --> 00:38:09.960
<v Speaker 1>which might be itchy for them, or taking it to

722
00:38:10.000 --> 00:38:12.760
<v Speaker 1>a vet or a groomer or a professional who can

723
00:38:12.800 --> 00:38:15.400
<v Speaker 1>do this stinky deed for you. Trust me, it's the

724
00:38:15.440 --> 00:38:18.239
<v Speaker 1>worst smell I've ever smelled. But other animals I feel

725
00:38:18.239 --> 00:38:22.239
<v Speaker 1>like they just they're good, they're done, they walk away

726
00:38:22.280 --> 00:38:25.519
<v Speaker 1>from it. But part of it is is because they

727
00:38:25.519 --> 00:38:28.400
<v Speaker 1>don't quite have the meat on the butts that we do.

728
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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, exactly. I live next to a bus depot, and

729
00:38:32.159 --> 00:38:34.320
<v Speaker 2>I have these four bustypot cats that just hang out

730
00:38:34.360 --> 00:38:37.119
<v Speaker 2>on my porch and I see their buttholes every day,

731
00:38:37.639 --> 00:38:38.840
<v Speaker 2>you know what I mean. If I want to show

732
00:38:38.880 --> 00:38:41.519
<v Speaker 2>you my butthole, I'm not going to show you my butthole. Ali,

733
00:38:41.559 --> 00:38:44.079
<v Speaker 2>don't worry. I have to spread them, if you know

734
00:38:44.119 --> 00:38:46.480
<v Speaker 2>what I mean. And that is the reason why I

735
00:38:46.559 --> 00:38:50.639
<v Speaker 2>have to wipe and my bustypot cats and Grammy do not.

736
00:38:52.000 --> 00:38:55.280
<v Speaker 1>What about bidets, I haven't lived anywhere other than the

737
00:38:55.400 --> 00:39:01.000
<v Speaker 1>United States, but so I don't know where bidets are necessarily,

738
00:39:01.079 --> 00:39:03.599
<v Speaker 1>but any thoughts on why humans don't use them more?

739
00:39:03.639 --> 00:39:05.280
<v Speaker 1>Why American humans don't use them more?

740
00:39:05.679 --> 00:39:09.920
<v Speaker 2>Because we are lazy? Yuh No. I think the days

741
00:39:09.960 --> 00:39:13.760
<v Speaker 2>actually were getting more popular during the beginning of quarantine

742
00:39:13.840 --> 00:39:17.239
<v Speaker 2>because I remember that toilet paper crash.

743
00:39:16.920 --> 00:39:17.360
<v Speaker 3>For we all.

744
00:39:17.679 --> 00:39:19.400
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so I know a lot of people who got

745
00:39:19.440 --> 00:39:21.199
<v Speaker 2>like the tush that I don't know what it's called,

746
00:39:21.199 --> 00:39:22.599
<v Speaker 2>like that, I have one.

747
00:39:22.679 --> 00:39:24.079
<v Speaker 1>Yeah Oh you do, okay, I do?

748
00:39:24.159 --> 00:39:27.639
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, yeah, they're I mean they're great, right.

749
00:39:27.719 --> 00:39:30.639
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's warm, it gets your right bullseye, you know

750
00:39:30.679 --> 00:39:31.079
<v Speaker 1>what I mean?

751
00:39:32.000 --> 00:39:38.400
<v Speaker 2>Whoa, hey, buy me dinner first? No, so I'm gonna

752
00:39:38.440 --> 00:39:41.840
<v Speaker 2>tell a personal story if you don't mind. Okay, So

753
00:39:42.239 --> 00:39:44.519
<v Speaker 2>a few now, it wasn't even a few. It was

754
00:39:44.559 --> 00:39:48.960
<v Speaker 2>ten years ago. I was I was young, I just

755
00:39:49.000 --> 00:39:52.559
<v Speaker 2>graduated from grad school and something didn't feel right down there, allie.

756
00:39:52.800 --> 00:39:56.880
<v Speaker 2>So I went to a proctologist, and I kid you not.

757
00:39:57.079 --> 00:40:00.239
<v Speaker 2>My intake nurse was the most attractive male nurse I've

758
00:40:00.280 --> 00:40:02.280
<v Speaker 2>ever met. And I had to tell him about my

759
00:40:02.320 --> 00:40:05.880
<v Speaker 2>bowel movements, my butt hole and all the stuff. And

760
00:40:05.920 --> 00:40:08.840
<v Speaker 2>I was like, this is awful. But I told him

761
00:40:08.840 --> 00:40:10.280
<v Speaker 2>all the things, and I went in and I went

762
00:40:10.320 --> 00:40:13.440
<v Speaker 2>to go see the female proctologist who was probably my age.

763
00:40:13.480 --> 00:40:15.559
<v Speaker 2>Actually she was, you know, she was young, she was

764
00:40:15.679 --> 00:40:18.320
<v Speaker 2>She was really cool and nice. And you know, when

765
00:40:18.320 --> 00:40:20.519
<v Speaker 2>you go to a proctologists, you lay on the table

766
00:40:20.559 --> 00:40:22.840
<v Speaker 2>and you lay on your side and she kind of

767
00:40:22.840 --> 00:40:25.920
<v Speaker 2>spreads them and she looks and she goes, oh, your

768
00:40:25.960 --> 00:40:29.840
<v Speaker 2>butt's too clean. What yeah? And I said, excuse me,

769
00:40:29.920 --> 00:40:31.840
<v Speaker 2>She goes, your butt's too clean. She goes, you use

770
00:40:31.880 --> 00:40:34.960
<v Speaker 2>those baby wipes, don't you? And I said yeah, and

771
00:40:35.000 --> 00:40:37.800
<v Speaker 2>she goes, yeah. It's a huge problem these days because

772
00:40:37.840 --> 00:40:40.519
<v Speaker 2>people are using the baby wipes so much that they're

773
00:40:40.599 --> 00:40:45.760
<v Speaker 2>drying out. Oh their booty hole. Oh my god, so

774
00:40:46.079 --> 00:40:50.159
<v Speaker 2>there is, so, she suggested, and I and listeners at home,

775
00:40:50.760 --> 00:40:53.599
<v Speaker 2>you want to try this, I've actually I've taught this

776
00:40:53.719 --> 00:40:56.760
<v Speaker 2>method to a few friends of mine because it makes

777
00:40:56.800 --> 00:41:01.599
<v Speaker 2>me happy. You can use like a very calm, fragrance

778
00:41:01.639 --> 00:41:07.360
<v Speaker 2>free chemical light moisturizer as a way to create your

779
00:41:07.360 --> 00:41:10.559
<v Speaker 2>own baby wipe with toilet paper if you don't have

780
00:41:10.639 --> 00:41:12.239
<v Speaker 2>access to a bid dat life hack.

781
00:41:12.920 --> 00:41:18.519
<v Speaker 1>Good to know. Also, those wipes terrible for the sewer systems.

782
00:41:19.119 --> 00:41:21.679
<v Speaker 1>I mean fat bergs. Have you heard of the fat

783
00:41:21.679 --> 00:41:22.639
<v Speaker 1>bergs that are happening?

784
00:41:23.119 --> 00:41:23.400
<v Speaker 2>Wait?

785
00:41:23.559 --> 00:41:30.480
<v Speaker 1>What? Ugh? There are clogs of wipes and congealed fat

786
00:41:30.800 --> 00:41:33.800
<v Speaker 1>that has gotten hard in the cold depths of the sewers.

787
00:41:33.800 --> 00:41:37.480
<v Speaker 1>There was one size of a school bus. What in

788
00:41:37.599 --> 00:41:40.599
<v Speaker 1>the sewers of London. They call them fat bergs, and

789
00:41:41.119 --> 00:41:46.239
<v Speaker 1>wipes are mostly to blame. So you heard it here first? No, yes,

790
00:41:46.639 --> 00:41:49.679
<v Speaker 1>it's true. I forgot what episode I mentioned it in.

791
00:41:49.800 --> 00:41:52.480
<v Speaker 1>But I went down some real holes, if you will,

792
00:41:52.800 --> 00:41:55.159
<v Speaker 1>looking at pictures of fat bergs, and they are just

793
00:41:55.199 --> 00:41:56.960
<v Speaker 1>what you'd expect. They're revolting.

794
00:41:57.199 --> 00:41:59.880
<v Speaker 2>So the fat is from I would assume, like bake

795
00:42:00.079 --> 00:42:02.199
<v Speaker 2>in fat grease things abouts.

796
00:42:02.280 --> 00:42:04.679
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I know, I know, but that's so

797
00:42:04.920 --> 00:42:08.119
<v Speaker 1>good to know. Everyone has an alternative now and we

798
00:42:08.239 --> 00:42:11.800
<v Speaker 1>all appreciate that. Who doesn't appreciate that? This is amazing?

799
00:42:13.199 --> 00:42:15.840
<v Speaker 1>I have so many questions from listeners. Can I lightning

800
00:42:15.880 --> 00:42:16.440
<v Speaker 1>around you? Oh?

801
00:42:16.519 --> 00:42:17.079
<v Speaker 2>Kah, of course?

802
00:42:17.239 --> 00:42:17.960
<v Speaker 1>Are you excited?

803
00:42:18.239 --> 00:42:18.719
<v Speaker 2>Yes? Oh?

804
00:42:18.800 --> 00:42:20.880
<v Speaker 1>By the way, can I just say trivia? I do

805
00:42:20.960 --> 00:42:23.039
<v Speaker 1>have a buttload of questions. But I found out recently

806
00:42:23.159 --> 00:42:26.679
<v Speaker 1>that a buttload is an actual measurement. Did you know that?

807
00:42:27.159 --> 00:42:27.320
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

808
00:42:27.400 --> 00:42:28.960
<v Speaker 1>I think like one hundred and twenty gallons of wine.

809
00:42:29.599 --> 00:42:30.800
<v Speaker 1>It's a buttload of wine.

810
00:42:32.599 --> 00:42:35.920
<v Speaker 2>So good? I love. Yeah. No, that makes me happy

811
00:42:35.920 --> 00:42:40.679
<v Speaker 2>when things like that actually have real scientific merit. I'm like, oh, okay, yes, Like.

812
00:42:40.639 --> 00:42:43.599
<v Speaker 1>A bunghole is a hole in a barrel. I got

813
00:42:43.599 --> 00:42:48.639
<v Speaker 1>to sniff a bung hole and it smelled delicious.

814
00:42:49.559 --> 00:42:51.920
<v Speaker 2>Ali, will you stop talking to me about your bunghole?

815
00:42:51.960 --> 00:42:57.280
<v Speaker 1>Okay, okay, okay. Questions from patrons, yes, which also remind

816
00:42:57.360 --> 00:42:59.719
<v Speaker 1>me of where you'd like me to donate for this episode.

817
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<v Speaker 1>What are your charity of your choosing? Okay? A few

818
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<v Speaker 1>people several people had questions about the largest butts and

819
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<v Speaker 1>Emily A. Phrased it, what animal has the biggest badonk?

820
00:43:12.760 --> 00:43:15.800
<v Speaker 1>Sammy Baker said, very very important question, which animal has

821
00:43:15.840 --> 00:43:18.440
<v Speaker 1>the thickest donk? But before we get to your questions,

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<v Speaker 1>a word about sponsors of the show, who you may

823
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<v Speaker 1>hear about soon. They enable us to make a donation

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<v Speaker 1>each week, and Natalia Chowsproject chimps dot org, which gives

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<v Speaker 1>she actually did a segment there with Star Talk and

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<v Speaker 1>became buds with Gertrude, who she now sponsors. Natalia says

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<v Speaker 1>that Gertrude quote did fling her poop at me and

830
00:43:43.280 --> 00:43:47.840
<v Speaker 1>now we are forever shit sisters or shitzters quote, So

831
00:43:47.880 --> 00:43:50.320
<v Speaker 1>we were able to fling some money their way thanks

832
00:43:50.360 --> 00:43:56.679
<v Speaker 1>to the following sponsors. Okay, let's get back to that question,

833
00:43:56.920 --> 00:44:01.920
<v Speaker 1>which was also asked by Chris Moore and Jesse Lorch. So, Yes,

834
00:44:02.039 --> 00:44:05.760
<v Speaker 1>the strongest and biggest badonks And why would it be

835
00:44:05.800 --> 00:44:08.280
<v Speaker 1>an elephant or would you say that there's another animal

836
00:44:08.320 --> 00:44:09.719
<v Speaker 1>that has bigger hounches?

837
00:44:10.519 --> 00:44:15.199
<v Speaker 2>Well, my question is biggest bedonc to body size? Because

838
00:44:15.199 --> 00:44:17.639
<v Speaker 2>I would sayigt bedonk to body size. When it comes

839
00:44:17.679 --> 00:44:19.159
<v Speaker 2>to glute size and all that kind of stuff, I

840
00:44:19.199 --> 00:44:22.159
<v Speaker 2>would say, humans are up there. Yes, there was a

841
00:44:22.199 --> 00:44:23.800
<v Speaker 2>woman that I actually because I did a little bit

842
00:44:23.840 --> 00:44:28.880
<v Speaker 2>of research that had a ninety nine inch hip circumference. Yeah,

843
00:44:29.079 --> 00:44:31.679
<v Speaker 2>and that's a very very large bedonca who is very

844
00:44:31.719 --> 00:44:35.480
<v Speaker 2>proud of it, and which I say, yes, yeah, be

845
00:44:35.639 --> 00:44:39.159
<v Speaker 2>very proud of that you made that. Yeah, because we

846
00:44:39.199 --> 00:44:43.199
<v Speaker 2>have this fat specifically around the butt, and women specifically,

847
00:44:43.239 --> 00:44:46.519
<v Speaker 2>that's where you get the real thickness, you know. Well.

848
00:44:46.679 --> 00:44:49.599
<v Speaker 1>Talia Dunyak wants to know do fish have a butt?

849
00:44:50.440 --> 00:44:52.840
<v Speaker 2>That's a great question. Fish, as far as I know,

850
00:44:52.960 --> 00:44:53.920
<v Speaker 2>do not have a butt?

851
00:44:54.119 --> 00:44:58.519
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, And it's sad just yeah, I'm just they're buttless.

852
00:44:58.880 --> 00:45:02.760
<v Speaker 1>Thimbawim wants to know which booty is best, wombat or Corgi.

853
00:45:02.960 --> 00:45:07.920
<v Speaker 1>Dor B says corkiy butts versus French cheese. Is there

854
00:45:07.960 --> 00:45:11.159
<v Speaker 1>a particular dog butt that you think is best or

855
00:45:11.199 --> 00:45:13.239
<v Speaker 1>an animal butt that you find is best.

856
00:45:13.960 --> 00:45:17.840
<v Speaker 2>Look. I've seen a lot of Boston terriers poop, and

857
00:45:18.760 --> 00:45:23.159
<v Speaker 2>I've never seen the look of almost shame in their

858
00:45:23.239 --> 00:45:27.400
<v Speaker 2>eyes with the quivering legs as they poop. For some reason,

859
00:45:27.400 --> 00:45:29.920
<v Speaker 2>A Boston Terrier really sticks out to me as having

860
00:45:30.519 --> 00:45:36.679
<v Speaker 2>a very strong, lean butt with a very controlled pooping mechanism.

861
00:45:36.719 --> 00:45:38.800
<v Speaker 2>I don't know, they really stand out to me for

862
00:45:38.840 --> 00:45:42.079
<v Speaker 2>some reason. Corgi's their fur butt, the fact that they're

863
00:45:42.079 --> 00:45:45.519
<v Speaker 2>wearing fur pants. I find it being really respectful. What

864
00:45:45.519 --> 00:45:48.320
<v Speaker 2>butts do I really get behind? When I did field work,

865
00:45:48.320 --> 00:45:50.559
<v Speaker 2>we rode horses, and I always had the farting horse.

866
00:45:50.599 --> 00:45:54.960
<v Speaker 2>I had Sababa, and yeah, she would fart a ton,

867
00:45:55.239 --> 00:45:57.000
<v Speaker 2>and I always found that to be hilarious.

868
00:45:58.440 --> 00:46:02.719
<v Speaker 1>Mandy Smith, Daniel Donalden, Erica Gonzalez, Lulu Hall, Ashley Brown,

869
00:46:02.800 --> 00:46:07.079
<v Speaker 1>Becky the Sassy Seagrass, scientist R. J. Deutsche, and Renee Parsonage.

870
00:46:07.199 --> 00:46:10.440
<v Speaker 1>Who's the first time question asker everyone wanted to know?

871
00:46:11.920 --> 00:46:15.280
<v Speaker 1>In Renee's words, why don't humans sniff each other's butts

872
00:46:15.360 --> 00:46:19.840
<v Speaker 1>like dogs? Why don't we sniff it?

873
00:46:20.000 --> 00:46:22.840
<v Speaker 2>That's a very good question, funny enough, I just actually

874
00:46:22.920 --> 00:46:27.199
<v Speaker 2>lectured about this today. Are decreased old faction senses. I

875
00:46:27.199 --> 00:46:29.079
<v Speaker 2>think that probably has something to do with it. Our

876
00:46:29.559 --> 00:46:32.800
<v Speaker 2>sense of smell is not what it, you know, has

877
00:46:32.880 --> 00:46:35.280
<v Speaker 2>been in the past. Just trying to think of spider monkeys.

878
00:46:35.320 --> 00:46:36.960
<v Speaker 2>If I've seen a lot of smelling of butts, I

879
00:46:37.000 --> 00:46:41.800
<v Speaker 2>have seen it another non human primates. I watched two languors,

880
00:46:41.920 --> 00:46:44.480
<v Speaker 2>which are columbines, these type of monkeys that you'll see.

881
00:46:44.599 --> 00:46:47.920
<v Speaker 2>These were from India specifically, but they were they were

882
00:46:47.920 --> 00:46:51.599
<v Speaker 2>really playing with each other's tookises, lots of smelling, lots

883
00:46:51.639 --> 00:46:55.639
<v Speaker 2>of finger and tasting, yeah, which I thought was kind

884
00:46:55.639 --> 00:46:58.639
<v Speaker 2>of like, Okay, this is very intimate. And also let's

885
00:46:58.679 --> 00:47:00.880
<v Speaker 2>be very clear again back to the butt cheeks and

886
00:47:01.000 --> 00:47:04.400
<v Speaker 2>back to the crack. Our butthole is not really out

887
00:47:04.440 --> 00:47:06.960
<v Speaker 2>and proud. You know. Again, if I want to I

888
00:47:07.199 --> 00:47:11.199
<v Speaker 2>want to sniff someone's butt cheek, I gotta get in there. Yeah,

889
00:47:11.320 --> 00:47:13.800
<v Speaker 2>it is not exposed like say a cat or a dog.

890
00:47:14.079 --> 00:47:16.280
<v Speaker 2>That's not to say if it was exposed, I would

891
00:47:16.320 --> 00:47:18.599
<v Speaker 2>be up in it. I think it's a mixture of

892
00:47:18.800 --> 00:47:25.519
<v Speaker 2>the decreased ol faction and also perhaps the lack of accessibility.

893
00:47:25.320 --> 00:47:28.119
<v Speaker 1>That makes some sense. I recognize yourn.

894
00:47:28.639 --> 00:47:30.400
<v Speaker 2>I'm not one hundred percent sure, and mean, we might

895
00:47:30.440 --> 00:47:32.880
<v Speaker 2>not ever know the answer Ali, and there probably are.

896
00:47:33.039 --> 00:47:34.519
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I don't want to king shame, but there's

897
00:47:34.519 --> 00:47:36.480
<v Speaker 2>probably some people out there that that is their.

898
00:47:36.360 --> 00:47:41.719
<v Speaker 1>Thing, that one hundred percent yes, and nothing wrong with

899
00:47:41.760 --> 00:47:44.880
<v Speaker 1>that if it makes sense to you now. This one

900
00:47:44.960 --> 00:47:48.039
<v Speaker 1>was also asked by patrons Blind Novak, first time question

901
00:47:48.039 --> 00:47:53.079
<v Speaker 1>asker Claudia Dana sam F Kidizerandi, Stephanie t and Renee Malara,

902
00:47:53.280 --> 00:47:56.280
<v Speaker 1>Daisy Goldstein Cross and a few others wanted to know

903
00:47:56.599 --> 00:47:57.719
<v Speaker 1>why the hair up in there?

904
00:47:58.519 --> 00:48:01.960
<v Speaker 2>Great question. Uh So, one of the thoughts of why

905
00:48:02.000 --> 00:48:04.480
<v Speaker 2>we have hair between our butt cheeks is maybe to

906
00:48:04.519 --> 00:48:07.480
<v Speaker 2>decrease the friction when we walk. Perhaps that makes it

907
00:48:07.559 --> 00:48:10.480
<v Speaker 2>not as uncomfortable. We also have, you know, hair in

908
00:48:10.960 --> 00:48:14.519
<v Speaker 2>kind of our our nooks and crannies, our armpits or pubis,

909
00:48:14.719 --> 00:48:17.119
<v Speaker 2>So this might just be sort of a leftover, that's

910
00:48:17.199 --> 00:48:21.239
<v Speaker 2>like why not. It's just and we all know that

911
00:48:21.239 --> 00:48:24.920
<v Speaker 2>there's different very there's different varying degrees of how much hair.

912
00:48:25.800 --> 00:48:28.239
<v Speaker 2>I've seen some butts that I'm pretty sure I thought

913
00:48:28.280 --> 00:48:31.960
<v Speaker 2>it was they had a sweater on their backside, And

914
00:48:32.000 --> 00:48:36.079
<v Speaker 2>that's okay, point being yes, there are perhaps reasons to

915
00:48:36.239 --> 00:48:39.159
<v Speaker 2>kind of again make it so it's not so you know,

916
00:48:39.400 --> 00:48:42.679
<v Speaker 2>frictiony and sweaty and hair often you know, like that's

917
00:48:42.679 --> 00:48:44.079
<v Speaker 2>why you have hair in your nose to kind of

918
00:48:44.159 --> 00:48:46.400
<v Speaker 2>keep certain you know, bacteria and things out of there,

919
00:48:47.079 --> 00:48:49.480
<v Speaker 2>not that there's a bunch of bacteria trying directly to

920
00:48:49.519 --> 00:48:53.639
<v Speaker 2>get into your tookis. But you never can be Yeah.

921
00:48:53.079 --> 00:48:55.840
<v Speaker 1>I have a very specific question that is only applicable

922
00:48:56.039 --> 00:48:59.480
<v Speaker 1>to one person, but I'm going to ask it anyway. Yes,

923
00:49:00.079 --> 00:49:02.079
<v Speaker 1>beckup Rader wants to know. I may have spent too

924
00:49:02.159 --> 00:49:04.000
<v Speaker 1>much time studying this, but why does one of my

925
00:49:04.039 --> 00:49:07.360
<v Speaker 1>butt cheeks make a louder sound when it's slapped? The

926
00:49:07.480 --> 00:49:09.760
<v Speaker 1>right one echoes for miles and the left one is

927
00:49:09.800 --> 00:49:12.400
<v Speaker 1>just a dull thud? Is that normal for people to

928
00:49:12.440 --> 00:49:15.079
<v Speaker 1>have a dominant butt cheek? And so if Juniper said,

929
00:49:15.159 --> 00:49:18.280
<v Speaker 1>please do not overlook the genius of this question anyway

930
00:49:18.320 --> 00:49:18.639
<v Speaker 1>it is.

931
00:49:19.360 --> 00:49:22.800
<v Speaker 2>It is so good. I wonder she doesn't mentioned if

932
00:49:22.840 --> 00:49:24.920
<v Speaker 2>one's bigger than the other, does she? Okay, So, as

933
00:49:24.920 --> 00:49:28.119
<v Speaker 2>the scientist in me is asking, okay, who's slapping? Are

934
00:49:28.119 --> 00:49:30.599
<v Speaker 2>they slapping at the same spot? Are they slapping, you know,

935
00:49:30.639 --> 00:49:32.519
<v Speaker 2>with the same amount of force, we need to do

936
00:49:32.559 --> 00:49:34.960
<v Speaker 2>a real experiment with controls and everything and make sure

937
00:49:35.000 --> 00:49:36.480
<v Speaker 2>that this is done right. And I think maybe we

938
00:49:36.519 --> 00:49:37.800
<v Speaker 2>can reach out to her to see if we can

939
00:49:37.840 --> 00:49:40.880
<v Speaker 2>possibly do that. If she's comfortable with that. Yeah, because

940
00:49:40.880 --> 00:49:42.800
<v Speaker 2>I don't know off the top of my head why.

941
00:49:43.119 --> 00:49:45.719
<v Speaker 1>We'll get our team on it and we'll touch base,

942
00:49:46.079 --> 00:49:50.320
<v Speaker 1>we'll slap base. Oh okay, Kyle Pollock says, first time

943
00:49:50.400 --> 00:49:52.039
<v Speaker 1>question asker, and I can't believe this is the first

944
00:49:52.119 --> 00:49:54.079
<v Speaker 1>question I'm asking. I once saw a person who had

945
00:49:54.119 --> 00:49:57.079
<v Speaker 1>a whole slash indentation at the top of their butt crack.

946
00:49:57.400 --> 00:50:00.480
<v Speaker 1>What was up with that? And Ellie Radaje says, I

947
00:50:00.519 --> 00:50:02.239
<v Speaker 1>have a butt in dent too, right at the top

948
00:50:02.280 --> 00:50:06.280
<v Speaker 1>of the crack. Answers please First time commenter Emma, I

949
00:50:06.440 --> 00:50:07.199
<v Speaker 1>might have.

950
00:50:07.360 --> 00:50:10.000
<v Speaker 2>A butt like I'm touching mine right now.

951
00:50:10.199 --> 00:50:13.480
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I feel like my crack stops and then like

952
00:50:13.559 --> 00:50:15.400
<v Speaker 1>starts again. And for a while I was like, did

953
00:50:15.400 --> 00:50:16.760
<v Speaker 1>I have a tail that they removed?

954
00:50:17.800 --> 00:50:20.199
<v Speaker 2>Ali? Do you have a so I have a pronounced

955
00:50:20.239 --> 00:50:21.880
<v Speaker 2>I was. I didn't bring it up because I didn't

956
00:50:21.880 --> 00:50:24.559
<v Speaker 2>know if that's but my tailbone's too long, so I

957
00:50:24.599 --> 00:50:26.760
<v Speaker 2>actually have I have I have a nubbin. I mean

958
00:50:26.800 --> 00:50:29.840
<v Speaker 2>I know that songs. Oh that's great. I mean it's great,

959
00:50:29.840 --> 00:50:32.079
<v Speaker 2>but it also it means sitting can be really painful,

960
00:50:32.159 --> 00:50:35.519
<v Speaker 2>and also falling on my tailbone is really painful. But

961
00:50:35.599 --> 00:50:38.000
<v Speaker 2>does yours feel like it projects or like, you know,

962
00:50:38.039 --> 00:50:39.119
<v Speaker 2>it kind of projects out?

963
00:50:39.360 --> 00:50:44.719
<v Speaker 1>It just just like my butt crack says we're done. Well, yeah, okay,

964
00:50:45.239 --> 00:50:46.000
<v Speaker 1>I guess that's the thing.

965
00:50:46.519 --> 00:50:51.199
<v Speaker 2>I will say again, Jackie Stallone. She seems to have

966
00:50:51.280 --> 00:50:54.880
<v Speaker 2>some strong opinions about the cleft of one's butt.

967
00:50:55.159 --> 00:50:57.400
<v Speaker 1>You know me, Okay. Usually i'd wait for an aside

968
00:50:57.400 --> 00:51:00.079
<v Speaker 1>to delve into further research, but Natalian and I were

969
00:51:00.119 --> 00:51:02.880
<v Speaker 1>having a vulnerable moment and I needed to know if

970
00:51:02.920 --> 00:51:06.760
<v Speaker 1>my butt was weird asap. Oh, it's called a sacral dimple.

971
00:51:07.360 --> 00:51:09.599
<v Speaker 1>It's an indentation or a pit in the skin of

972
00:51:09.639 --> 00:51:13.199
<v Speaker 1>the lower back above the crease between the buttocks. It's

973
00:51:13.280 --> 00:51:16.960
<v Speaker 1>president birth. Yeah, it's a sacral dimple. It's I'm gonna

974
00:51:16.960 --> 00:51:21.599
<v Speaker 1>say it's a sacred dimple. Thank you very much. Anyone

975
00:51:21.639 --> 00:51:25.679
<v Speaker 1>wants to know what my bare butt looks like, it's

976
00:51:25.719 --> 00:51:26.280
<v Speaker 1>a dimple.

977
00:51:27.599 --> 00:51:28.840
<v Speaker 2>I have butt dimples.

978
00:51:29.280 --> 00:51:31.199
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I don't have any dimples on my actual butt,

979
00:51:31.239 --> 00:51:32.760
<v Speaker 1>but I do have like back dimples.

980
00:51:33.000 --> 00:51:34.599
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean that's what I meant, the ones that

981
00:51:34.639 --> 00:51:36.119
<v Speaker 2>are on the right above it.

982
00:51:36.199 --> 00:51:39.400
<v Speaker 1>Yes, yes, it's called dimples of venus apparently, Yes, right,

983
00:51:39.480 --> 00:51:41.400
<v Speaker 1>exactly so I don't know, maybe it's just you got

984
00:51:41.440 --> 00:51:44.599
<v Speaker 1>back dimples, not that to worry about. Okay, So a

985
00:51:44.679 --> 00:51:48.000
<v Speaker 1>sacral dimple is when you have a staccato butt crack

986
00:51:48.039 --> 00:51:50.159
<v Speaker 1>that is like, hello, I'm not done, little more of me.

987
00:51:50.480 --> 00:51:52.920
<v Speaker 1>And dimples of venus are the ones on the lower

988
00:51:52.960 --> 00:51:55.800
<v Speaker 1>back that look kind of like violin f holes. And

989
00:51:55.840 --> 00:51:59.639
<v Speaker 1>I just learned that some people get dimples of venus

990
00:51:59.800 --> 00:52:03.920
<v Speaker 1>sogically at it, which is flattering to me the same

991
00:52:03.960 --> 00:52:06.280
<v Speaker 1>way that other people's perms are, because I had this

992
00:52:06.320 --> 00:52:09.960
<v Speaker 1>shit from birth. Also, in researching the sacral dimples, though,

993
00:52:10.119 --> 00:52:13.719
<v Speaker 1>I downloaded this medical study about what they can signify

994
00:52:13.800 --> 00:52:17.719
<v Speaker 1>in terms of spinal development and newborns. And this week

995
00:52:17.800 --> 00:52:20.519
<v Speaker 1>was really busy. I'm also getting a refie on my mortgage.

996
00:52:20.559 --> 00:52:23.119
<v Speaker 1>If you must know, interest rates are very low. Look

997
00:52:23.119 --> 00:52:25.159
<v Speaker 1>into it, folks, and he who's I had to send

998
00:52:25.199 --> 00:52:28.159
<v Speaker 1>a bunch of financial statements to the bank, and I

999
00:52:28.199 --> 00:52:31.280
<v Speaker 1>was about to hit send, honestly, like a millisecond before,

1000
00:52:31.559 --> 00:52:34.599
<v Speaker 1>and I realized that one PDF I attached an email

1001
00:52:34.800 --> 00:52:37.400
<v Speaker 1>was not, in fact my tax returns from last year,

1002
00:52:37.519 --> 00:52:40.320
<v Speaker 1>but it was the PDF about baby's butt cracks, complete

1003
00:52:40.360 --> 00:52:44.199
<v Speaker 1>with a lot of full color clinical photos and tiny

1004
00:52:44.239 --> 00:52:47.440
<v Speaker 1>spread cheeks, and I have thought about it so often

1005
00:52:47.519 --> 00:52:49.480
<v Speaker 1>since last week and I shudder every time, and at

1006
00:52:49.519 --> 00:52:52.639
<v Speaker 1>we can't. Let's move on, okay, So Mary Salato asks,

1007
00:52:52.800 --> 00:52:54.360
<v Speaker 1>So I have a booty, but I feel like it

1008
00:52:54.360 --> 00:52:57.199
<v Speaker 1>doesn't provide much cushion. It makes pants finding a pain.

1009
00:52:57.239 --> 00:53:00.280
<v Speaker 1>But I can still feel my pelvis question mark finding

1010
00:53:00.360 --> 00:53:02.760
<v Speaker 1>into the pavement when I pop a squat on the curb.

1011
00:53:03.039 --> 00:53:05.639
<v Speaker 1>What's even the point? So a lot of people wanted

1012
00:53:05.639 --> 00:53:09.320
<v Speaker 1>to know, like Kate Salvesin wants to know why do

1013
00:53:09.360 --> 00:53:11.320
<v Speaker 1>they hurt after sitting on them forever? Why do our

1014
00:53:11.360 --> 00:53:16.119
<v Speaker 1>butts hurt? Other patrons had this question, including Zombat, Asia Jeger,

1015
00:53:16.159 --> 00:53:20.360
<v Speaker 1>Hate Salvesen, Rachel Amoson, Rachel Moore. Rachel, both of you

1016
00:53:20.400 --> 00:53:22.760
<v Speaker 1>have the word ache write in your name, let's talk

1017
00:53:22.800 --> 00:53:23.199
<v Speaker 1>about it.

1018
00:53:23.280 --> 00:53:24.960
<v Speaker 2>So as far as the why does it hurt when

1019
00:53:25.000 --> 00:53:26.440
<v Speaker 2>you put your butt on the pavement? I wonder if

1020
00:53:26.440 --> 00:53:28.280
<v Speaker 2>they have a similar problem like I do in terms

1021
00:53:28.320 --> 00:53:31.280
<v Speaker 2>of the tailbone that for some reason, my cosics doesn't

1022
00:53:31.320 --> 00:53:32.239
<v Speaker 2>quite curve under.

1023
00:53:32.039 --> 00:53:32.639
<v Speaker 1>The way it should.

1024
00:53:32.719 --> 00:53:34.840
<v Speaker 2>It's like it sort of sticks out, so's it really

1025
00:53:34.880 --> 00:53:37.719
<v Speaker 2>serves no purpose? Like I have this booty, but then

1026
00:53:38.119 --> 00:53:41.159
<v Speaker 2>if I sit on someone's lap, they're immediately annoyed because

1027
00:53:41.320 --> 00:53:45.039
<v Speaker 2>they feel like they're being you know, stab, Yeah exactly,

1028
00:53:45.239 --> 00:53:47.679
<v Speaker 2>I trust me. I'm like, I've had enough people be like, ah,

1029
00:53:47.840 --> 00:53:51.639
<v Speaker 2>get off me. Yeah, you know, which does the response

1030
00:53:51.719 --> 00:53:54.920
<v Speaker 2>you usually want to get. But as far as why

1031
00:53:55.000 --> 00:53:57.480
<v Speaker 2>your butt will hurt over time, so there are reasons why.

1032
00:53:57.559 --> 00:54:00.519
<v Speaker 2>I mean, sciatica is one of the big reasons why

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<v Speaker 2>you have pain in pain in your butt.

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<v Speaker 1>Literally, Michelle Chick wants to know for some question, asker,

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<v Speaker 1>if fat provides insulation, why does my well insulated in quotes,

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<v Speaker 1>but get so much colder, so much sooner than the

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<v Speaker 1>rest of my body when I go out for a

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<v Speaker 1>walk on a chilly night. Any idea why butts can

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<v Speaker 1>get so cold? Have you ever been like, yes, my

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00:54:20.639 --> 00:54:22.719
<v Speaker 1>butt cold and then it's freezing.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's because, I mean, the core temp like

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<v Speaker 2>your core, all the heat cut of stays in the core,

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<v Speaker 2>like in your main cavity of organs, and your butt

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<v Speaker 2>is kind of just let leftout to dry or get

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<v Speaker 2>very cold. That's a great question.

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<v Speaker 1>We are not butt doctors.

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<v Speaker 2>And yeah, there's typically a significant layer of fat over

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<v Speaker 2>the glutes. Fat is an active tissue that does not

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<v Speaker 2>generate heat. Okay, so maybe the fat. Yeah, so fat

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00:54:47.639 --> 00:54:49.840
<v Speaker 2>also has very few blood vessels in it, so while

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<v Speaker 2>you're running, circulation to your muscles increases, but not to

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00:54:52.719 --> 00:54:55.800
<v Speaker 2>your fat, that tissue would actually cool down when exposed

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<v Speaker 2>to the cold.

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<v Speaker 1>Rude.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh wow, Okay, so that's okay, there we go. See all,

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<v Speaker 2>I have a.

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<v Speaker 1>Few more lightning ground questions. A few people had questions

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<v Speaker 1>in the Realm of Hannah Roch plainly sized butt sex.

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<v Speaker 1>Why are humans into it? Are there other animals into it? Bryce,

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<v Speaker 1>Ryan Clark, Malia Holland, and Ray Moore all asked other

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<v Speaker 1>primates into that too.

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<v Speaker 2>Animals will put their ding dong in pretty much anything

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<v Speaker 2>they can. It's pretty common to put your ding dong

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<v Speaker 2>in many orifices, and yes, the butthole is one of them.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, then again, honestly, I've seen copulations in the field,

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<v Speaker 2>but it's so far spider monkeys are so far up.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what hole they're putting it in. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>assuming it's the vagina, but I don't know. But we

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<v Speaker 2>do see, for instance, a lot of homosexual activity in

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<v Speaker 2>the animal kingdom. There's been at least fifteen hundred documented

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<v Speaker 2>species that have engaged in homosexual encounters. That doesn't necessarily

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<v Speaker 2>mean again, like that they identify as gay. It just means,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, again that it really demonstrates the fluidity of sexuality.

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<v Speaker 2>For instance, lions will engage in a little spooting and

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<v Speaker 2>sporking and forking of the same sex. And you'll see

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<v Speaker 2>it in multiple species of animal, buffalo putting the buy

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<v Speaker 2>and bison they'll go through usually phases or periods of

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<v Speaker 2>time where they have a lot of homosexual encounters with

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<v Speaker 2>other male bison. So yeah, I mean, we're definitely not

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<v Speaker 2>the only species that enjoys a little you know, rump

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<v Speaker 2>action if you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 1>That's yeah's wonderful to what a celebration. Just do what

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<v Speaker 1>you want as long as it's a consensual situation. Do

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<v Speaker 1>whatever you like.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, whatever feels good. Yeah, just you know, I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>and I think for humans, just make sure you know

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<v Speaker 2>everybody's consenting and lubrication is key, kids.

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<v Speaker 1>If you love it. A lot of people squatty potty

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<v Speaker 1>questions is it slam or is it actually best? So

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<v Speaker 1>many of you, including Jeffrey Bradshaw, Rachel Drips, Flint Leek Iberson,

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<v Speaker 1>Kelly Brockenton, Sara Pezos, Miz Pie, Maggie Fraser, Christina Hernandez,

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<v Speaker 1>and Lisa Ma.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a good question. No, seriously, I've you know, talked

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<v Speaker 2>to a lot of doctors and you know, other biological anthropologists,

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<v Speaker 2>and it's absolutely a much better way to do the pooping. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>because it really does. I mean, I'm so I having

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<v Speaker 2>done field work, I have popped squats all over the place,

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<v Speaker 2>and even just living in New York City. That's not

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<v Speaker 2>to say I poop on street corners, but you know,

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<v Speaker 2>you get desperate and oh, look a corner, you will pee.

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<v Speaker 2>But for pooping, it really does. You do feel the

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<v Speaker 2>difference when you're actually squatting versus sitting on a toilet.

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<v Speaker 2>So yes, it kind of does that. It talks about

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<v Speaker 2>unkinking the coal colon, it really does sort of allow

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<v Speaker 2>the colon to have the proper flow to get the

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<v Speaker 2>poop out. And also, I don't know about you, but

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<v Speaker 2>like there's always those poops that you're like, that was

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<v Speaker 2>like a one wiper, you know, I feel like they

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<v Speaker 2>increase with the squaty potty where you're like, oh, that

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<v Speaker 2>wasn't messy and disgusting. I feel better. I'm maybe a

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<v Speaker 2>little teami, but you know.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, we're all friends here Friday nights. Amazing. That's so good.

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<v Speaker 1>And you know what, I'm sure that if our dogs

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<v Speaker 1>use toilets, they might need a little more help in

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<v Speaker 1>that department, you know, right, Oh, okay. Final Patreon question

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<v Speaker 1>was asked by sixteen people in this same exactly the

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<v Speaker 1>same verbiage. Christina Tortorolo, Adam Smith, James Hale's Luke Veritie Mathis,

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<v Speaker 1>Kelly Brockington, Nathan Algrim, Thimblewim Astrakhlithar, Mia Colerat, that American Claire.

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<v Speaker 1>I think some other people all want to know, is

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<v Speaker 1>but legs?

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<v Speaker 2>I love your patron so much.

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00:58:53.000 --> 00:58:56.719
<v Speaker 1>Apparently there's a lot of internet chatter started on Judge

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<v Speaker 1>John Hodgman's podcast, and yeah, is butt legs?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think butts are legs technically, because I think

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<v Speaker 2>they're more part of the trunk. I mean like they're

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<v Speaker 2>more I mean, like I see legs. So I that's

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00:59:09.719 --> 00:59:11.320
<v Speaker 2>funny that you say that. My best friend and I

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<v Speaker 2>came up with a term when we were what twelve.

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<v Speaker 2>We called it the bleg, and that's where the butt

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<v Speaker 2>meets the leg. So I call that the bleg. And

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<v Speaker 2>so I feel like the legs begin at the bleg,

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<v Speaker 2>which is where the butt technically ends, and the legs

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like technically begin because I feel like, you

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<v Speaker 2>know the fact that you know, the butt is still

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<v Speaker 2>very much on the trunk. I don't know where your

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<v Speaker 2>butt crack is. I mean everyone has, as Jacqueline Stallone

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<v Speaker 2>has pointed out to me, varying great varying lengths and

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<v Speaker 2>wits of butt cracks. If I went where my butt

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<v Speaker 2>crack ended, I mean, that's very much still my my

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<v Speaker 2>my front butt, and I I'd like to think those

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<v Speaker 2>that was not legs, you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 1>So if you have a butt crack, just think of

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<v Speaker 1>what's on the other side of it, through your body,

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00:59:57.599 --> 01:00:01.719
<v Speaker 1>and ask yourself, is that legs? Right? We have our answer.

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<v Speaker 1>This is why Natalia is a gluteologist and we're not.

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<v Speaker 2>So I I personally am the believer that the butt

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<v Speaker 2>is not legs, but the blag is a thing. Maybe

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<v Speaker 2>the under boob is like the blag, you know, And

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like black, I mean, you ember when it's

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<v Speaker 2>like when I always wonder if like under boob became

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<v Speaker 2>a thing in the side boob, and it's like you

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<v Speaker 2>never see like underball becoming a thing or the the

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<v Speaker 2>blag kind of true.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like you need to have an action comedy

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<v Speaker 1>called Grundlin Bleags, the Unsung Undercarriages.

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<v Speaker 2>Chowed McDaniels, Joe.

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<v Speaker 1>Green leg Sold, oh my god. And I always have

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<v Speaker 1>to ask, although I can't imagine, but the worst thing

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<v Speaker 1>about butts? What sucks butts?

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<v Speaker 2>I wish that I knew everything about but that's the

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<v Speaker 2>thing that bothers me the most. That was like my

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<v Speaker 2>biggest like sadness going into this this podcast was like,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, I'm gonna get questions I don't know, and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to feel like, well I ever get behind

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<v Speaker 2>knowing everything about the behind.

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<v Speaker 3>You know.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to also bring attention to loving your butt

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<v Speaker 2>no matter what you know. And we kind of touched

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<v Speaker 2>on this a little bit before, but like, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>the ass List and the ass full need to kind

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<v Speaker 2>of come together and reach across the crack that separates us.

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<v Speaker 1>What about your favorite thing? What about your favorite thing

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<v Speaker 1>about what you us to do?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Oh gosh, well I love breaking things down where

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<v Speaker 2>you know you can. I laugh every time I read

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<v Speaker 2>a peer reviewed article even the ones that I really

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<v Speaker 2>shouldn't be laughing about. It's such an honor to be

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<v Speaker 2>able to take the science that I know about and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm learning about and will continue to learn about, and

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<v Speaker 2>break it down in a way that will make people

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<v Speaker 2>do a spittake and laugh because for me, that's that's key,

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<v Speaker 2>because that's the way you kind of remember stuff, right

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<v Speaker 2>And for me, like again, I think anthropology my field,

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<v Speaker 2>is a really cool field because it really looks at

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<v Speaker 2>what makes us human and what makes so unique compared

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<v Speaker 2>to other species, but also realizing we're not so unique

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<v Speaker 2>after all, you know, but also using what we know

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<v Speaker 2>about our species to kind of hopefully make us better people,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, and just make us hopefully a little bit

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<v Speaker 2>more tolerant and kind, especially when we look at things

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<v Speaker 2>like human variation and stuff like that, whether it's the

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<v Speaker 2>color of our skin, our sexuality, our gender, our butts,

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<v Speaker 2>anything and everything, you know, kind of just sort of

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<v Speaker 2>boiling it down to make people realize that we're all

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<v Speaker 2>just kind of I mean, in a way, we're all

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<v Speaker 2>in this together, butts and all.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, Yeah, no if ants or butts, So ask

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<v Speaker 1>smart people, not smart questions, because there's an expert for everything,

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<v Speaker 1>and their knowledge might change the way you look at

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<v Speaker 1>your own butt. So for more of Natalia Reagan, she

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<v Speaker 1>is on Twitter and Instagram and Natalia thirteen Reagan She's

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<v Speaker 1>on TikTok at Behold Natalia. There will also be links

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<v Speaker 1>in the show notes to that and her website, as

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<v Speaker 1>well as with donation. Went also links in the show

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<v Speaker 1>notes to free transcripts. Bleeped episodes as well as every

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<v Speaker 1>Aliward dot com. You can follow us if you like

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<v Speaker 1>at Ologies, I'm at Aliward with one l. Ologies merch

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<v Speaker 1>is available at Aliward dot com too. Thank you Bonnie

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<v Speaker 1>Dutch and Shannon Fealtis for managing that. Thank you Aaron

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<v Speaker 1>Talbert for admining the Ologies podcast Facebook group. Thank you

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<v Speaker 1>You can join for as little as a dollar a

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<v Speaker 1>month and submit questions to ologists. Thank you Emily White

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<v Speaker 1>and all the transcribers for making episode transcripts available to everyone.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you to Kayleb Patten for bleeping episodes. Thanks Noel

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<v Speaker 1>Dilworth for helping schedule the interviews. Thank you to assistant

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<v Speaker 1>editor and all around major help, Jarrett Sleeper, and of

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<v Speaker 1>course the man who is never the butt of a joke,

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<v Speaker 1>Steve Marie Morrise. He is wonderful. He hosts the percast

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<v Speaker 1>see Jurassic Right and everything but the movie A Star

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<v Speaker 1>Wars Books podcast which just came out. Nick Thorburn did

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<v Speaker 1>the theme music. And if you stick around to the end,

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<v Speaker 1>you know I tell you a secret. And I can't

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<v Speaker 1>remember or if I've shared this, but it's a fun

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<v Speaker 1>life fact to do. If it's someone's birthday, go ahead,

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<v Speaker 1>before you see them, write the words happy and birthday

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<v Speaker 1>on each butt cheek with a sharpie, and then at

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<v Speaker 1>some point just casually moon them. They'll be so surprised

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<v Speaker 1>and happy. This is especially useful for socially distanced celebrations.

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<v Speaker 1>The other secret I will tell you is that I

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<v Speaker 1>am recording these asides in an idling car, an idling

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<v Speaker 1>rental car just outside of Seattle, Washington. I'm here shooting

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<v Speaker 1>Innovation Nation. The camera crew is setting up inside. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>recording these before I shoot and sending them and then I'm.

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<v Speaker 3>Hopping a flight.

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<v Speaker 1>Please tell your butt it's beautiful for me, but not

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<v Speaker 1>do it in a cute, nice way.

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<v Speaker 3>And not in a creepy way.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not about that.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, byebye pacadermatology, homeology, crypto zoology, lithology, technology, meteorology, batology, napology, seriology, elinology.

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<v Speaker 1>Mm hmmm, but dance again, like the rhythms down your

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<v Speaker 1>pants now