Speaker 1: On Orlando's rock station one O one one w j
Speaker 1: r R. We talked about this character last year and uh,
Speaker 1: it was pretty humorous. Then they were like, Okay, there's
Speaker 1: people who are just a little bit off. Oh, they
Speaker 1: surely are more and more nowadays. Then there's this guy
Speaker 1: who is apparently way off, D'Angelo Covington. This guy lives
Speaker 1: in the Saint Louis, Missouri area. Remember we talked about
Speaker 1: him last year being arrested on a commuter train, the
Speaker 1: Metrolink commuter train in Saint Louis, for trying to have
Speaker 1: sex with the seat.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I think we had video of it too.
Speaker 1: It happened again. Yeah, he was popped yesterday for literally
Speaker 1: doing the same thing. Attempted actual act for about ten
Speaker 1: minutes with the upper bar of a train seat.
Speaker 2: People just are taking that thing to get to work,
Speaker 2: you know, to save on the commute and you know
Speaker 2: city life. They don't have a car or and here
Speaker 2: he is upper bar of the train seats. Think of
Speaker 2: that next next handrail you grab, you know, and you're
Speaker 2: going up or downstairs, and uh uh.
Speaker 1: I wonder if it's one of those that has kind
Speaker 1: of like two rails, some little space in the twin
Speaker 1: where he's trying to get some friction going.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so what are they doing.
Speaker 1: He's in jail again. He has no money to bail out,
Speaker 1: so he'll be sitting there until his uh.
Speaker 3: Court days and then right times up right.
Speaker 1: A subject that we have kind of casually approached before,
Speaker 1: because somebody in this room may be guilty of releasing
Speaker 1: goldfish in a local lake.
Speaker 3: Oh really you did. I've admitted that openly.
Speaker 2: You you were the goldfish and I was the turtles,
Speaker 2: right sliders.
Speaker 1: Well, that's that's really a bad thing to do. But
Speaker 1: apparently it's more widespread than we thought. Do you know
Speaker 1: that these store bought goldfish are have adapted to the
Speaker 1: point where they're even surviving being let go in the
Speaker 1: Great Lakes even during the harsh winter conditions.
Speaker 2: So they could stay under that I know that carp
Speaker 2: like the you know, the big big goldfish pat I
Speaker 2: know those survive Like my my wife's uncle had them
Speaker 2: up in Jersey and they would survive in the koi
Speaker 2: And that's what I mean to say, not called koi
Speaker 2: pond and you'd look and it was ice and they're
Speaker 2: just still down there kind of hovering around.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess they're seeing more and more of these.
Speaker 1: They pulled a bunch of these out of Lake Erie
Speaker 1: here in the last few days. Some of them are
Speaker 1: like whoppers, dude, I have apparently been in there for a.
Speaker 2: While, big old koy. Those are the ones, well not
Speaker 2: up there, but if they get that big, those are
Speaker 2: the ones that made it. Buy the bass because bass
Speaker 2: love goldfish, not that you should don't fish with them.
Speaker 2: I'm not even God, why don'd I say certain.
Speaker 1: You've said that before in the air too, that you
Speaker 1: might have allegedly.
Speaker 2: There are people that that. No, I haven't, but I
Speaker 2: know people that have.
Speaker 3: Can you eat goldfish? Would they get huge?
Speaker 2: You could eat anything? I mean, you'd feel weird, wouldn't
Speaker 2: Is the meat orange? Like orange ruffy? Somebody just texted
Speaker 2: in Surgeon Woody, well done. You remember the names of
Speaker 2: the turtles that I let go for bonus points?
Speaker 1: Do you remember the old receptionist name who used to
Speaker 1: babysit them on what was that Wednesday's?
Speaker 2: Uh? Whatever it was? It was a it was turtle Day.
Speaker 2: I think, get mam been a Friday.
Speaker 1: Are you bringing insurgeon Woody today?
Speaker 3: Sure not. I don't want to say her name.
Speaker 2: Let's see if a listener gets it at two two
Speaker 2: five two say, if you get that.
Speaker 3: You you've been listening to the show for a long time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, our old receptionist, this is about the stupidest thing
Speaker 2: I've seen in a little while.
Speaker 1: And we talked about a lot of stupid things on
Speaker 1: this show.
Speaker 2: Somebody said coy and goldfish are both from the carp family,
Speaker 2: and then somebody else bass due chomp on goldfish.
Speaker 3: We do not advocate that on this show.
Speaker 1: No, and don't don't don't do what I didn't. Let
Speaker 1: a goldfish go thinking, you're, you know, giving a little
Speaker 1: guy a new life, because it screws up ecosystem. I
Speaker 1: know mine was recently spotted breaking the surface of Lake Brantley.
Speaker 3: It's now seventeen pounds.
Speaker 1: Like the lockness of goldfish like brant.
Speaker 2: Think if you grew one, Think, if you grew one.
Speaker 3: Call it goldie, Goldie hon a nessy.
Speaker 2: Pat if you if oh nessy, if you grew one
Speaker 2: super big, let's say fifteen pounds, and then you brought
Speaker 2: it into a taxi army. Yes, I'd like to get
Speaker 2: this mounted. If you had your man, it really would
Speaker 2: if you walked into your buddy's house and he had
Speaker 2: a big fifteen pounds goldfish mounted like you would have bass.
Speaker 1: That that's bad Assory School in the UK is getting
Speaker 1: a lot, a lot of flak. They believe that taking
Speaker 1: the mirrors out of the student restrooms is helping to
Speaker 1: get kids to spend less time in there.
Speaker 3: I believe it.
Speaker 1: I don't care the phone, fire up your camera on
Speaker 1: your phone. Who cares if they take the mirrors out.
Speaker 2: Nope, kids aren't allowed to use phones at a bunch
Speaker 2: of schools now, they'd be.
Speaker 1: See if the mirrors were on the counters.
Speaker 3: I hate Yeah, you got a problem. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I hate it when you're at like a concert venue
Speaker 2: or something and they have the fake you know, the
Speaker 2: mirror steel steel, and you're you're looking at it, going, okay,
Speaker 2: I know I'm pretty goofy looking dude. That's but that
Speaker 2: is that's it, and it gets rusted.
Speaker 1: It's so when the drunk punches it, all they do
Speaker 1: is break their hand rather than the mirror. That's all.
Speaker 2: Those things suck.
Speaker 1: And finally, a little bonus story, a fourth story this morning.
Speaker 1: I believe this can be a headline of the week contender.
Speaker 1: And I have some visuals and a news story to
Speaker 1: go along with it on the j R Facebook page.
Speaker 2: Okay, hold on, bear with me, I gotta write down
Speaker 2: the headline of the week.
Speaker 3: Ready.
Speaker 1: Cape Cod FedEx driver rescued after getting stuck during high tide.
Speaker 1: FedEx truck driver had had to have a water rescue.
Speaker 2: Hold on cape Cod FedEx driver rescued after getting stuck
Speaker 2: during high tide.
Speaker 1: So the Facebook page. And if a picture is ever
Speaker 1: worth a thousand words, this one is.
Speaker 2: I can imagine I'm still writing getting stuck during Guy.
Speaker 1: He's gonna get ribbed so hard back at the depot,
Speaker 1: there's no doubt about it.
Speaker 2: Oh man, they're taking away your brown uniform. Hold on,
Speaker 2: that's fed X whatever. They're orange and white or whatever.
Speaker 3: Purple and ye.
Speaker 2: That's like it's like the modern day gangs. You know,
Speaker 2: there was crips and bloods with the red blue the
Speaker 2: fed X you know, the.
Speaker 1: Purple orange versus the brown versus. Yeah, they don't get
Speaker 1: DHL and they're red and yellow mixing.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, we can't too many. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: would you like.
Speaker 1: To explain probably what happened here? Talking? I'm sure you can.
Speaker 2: I'm guessing that he was parked on the beach for
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't think I've ever seen a
Speaker 2: fed X truck on the beach, but it looks like
Speaker 2: he was parked on the beach and high tide came up.
Speaker 2: He has water all the way up to the I
Speaker 2: want to say, above the tires. You could just see
Speaker 2: the tips of the tires.
Speaker 1: He's actually on a small roadway and there's also a
Speaker 1: bridge in that stretch of water there. Again, you can
Speaker 1: see this on the JR. Facebook page. Sometimes during high
Speaker 1: tide the water goes up over the road and the bridge.
Speaker 1: He I guess decided he was gonna try to make
Speaker 1: it across and back before the high tide fully came in.
Speaker 1: Uns back was a different story. Yet now I see
Speaker 1: the bigger picture of it with the little bridge behind him.
Speaker 2: Couldn't you just reverse onto that bridge?
Speaker 1: Bridges bridge got under.
Speaker 3: You? Gotta see this?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Rocky, what happened to you today?
Speaker 3: Buddy? Did you have your.
Speaker 2: Water wings on? You're gonna go ahead and deduct about
Speaker 2: five hundred dollars from each paycheck for all the axle
Speaker 2: and and all the bearings that you've ruined.
Speaker 1: Water rescue for the FedEx guy.
Speaker 2: Come on, follow w j r R, Orlando's rock station.