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<v Speaker 1>On Orlando's rock station one O one one w j

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<v Speaker 1>r R. We talked about this character last year and uh,

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<v Speaker 1>it was pretty humorous. Then they were like, Okay, there's

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<v Speaker 1>people who are just a little bit off. Oh, they

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<v Speaker 1>surely are more and more nowadays. Then there's this guy

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<v Speaker 1>who is apparently way off, D'Angelo Covington. This guy lives

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<v Speaker 1>in the Saint Louis, Missouri area. Remember we talked about

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<v Speaker 1>him last year being arrested on a commuter train, the

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<v Speaker 1>Metrolink commuter train in Saint Louis, for trying to have

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<v Speaker 1>sex with the seat.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I think we had video of it too.

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<v Speaker 1>It happened again. Yeah, he was popped yesterday for literally

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<v Speaker 1>doing the same thing. Attempted actual act for about ten

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<v Speaker 1>minutes with the upper bar of a train seat.

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<v Speaker 2>People just are taking that thing to get to work,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, to save on the commute and you know

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<v Speaker 2>city life. They don't have a car or and here

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<v Speaker 2>he is upper bar of the train seats. Think of

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<v Speaker 2>that next next handrail you grab, you know, and you're

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<v Speaker 2>going up or downstairs, and uh uh.

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<v Speaker 1>I wonder if it's one of those that has kind

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<v Speaker 1>of like two rails, some little space in the twin

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<v Speaker 1>where he's trying to get some friction going.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so what are they doing.

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<v Speaker 1>He's in jail again. He has no money to bail out,

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<v Speaker 1>so he'll be sitting there until his uh.

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<v Speaker 3>Court days and then right times up right.

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<v Speaker 1>A subject that we have kind of casually approached before,

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<v Speaker 1>because somebody in this room may be guilty of releasing

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<v Speaker 1>goldfish in a local lake.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh really you did. I've admitted that openly.

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<v Speaker 2>You you were the goldfish and I was the turtles,

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<v Speaker 2>right sliders.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, that's that's really a bad thing to do. But

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<v Speaker 1>apparently it's more widespread than we thought. Do you know

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<v Speaker 1>that these store bought goldfish are have adapted to the

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<v Speaker 1>point where they're even surviving being let go in the

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<v Speaker 1>Great Lakes even during the harsh winter conditions.

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<v Speaker 2>So they could stay under that I know that carp

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<v Speaker 2>like the you know, the big big goldfish pat I

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<v Speaker 2>know those survive Like my my wife's uncle had them

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<v Speaker 2>up in Jersey and they would survive in the koi

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<v Speaker 2>And that's what I mean to say, not called koi

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<v Speaker 2>pond and you'd look and it was ice and they're

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<v Speaker 2>just still down there kind of hovering around.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I guess they're seeing more and more of these.

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<v Speaker 1>They pulled a bunch of these out of Lake Erie

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<v Speaker 1>here in the last few days. Some of them are

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<v Speaker 1>like whoppers, dude, I have apparently been in there for a.

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<v Speaker 2>While, big old koy. Those are the ones, well not

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<v Speaker 2>up there, but if they get that big, those are

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<v Speaker 2>the ones that made it. Buy the bass because bass

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<v Speaker 2>love goldfish, not that you should don't fish with them.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not even God, why don'd I say certain.

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<v Speaker 1>You've said that before in the air too, that you

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<v Speaker 1>might have allegedly.

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<v Speaker 2>There are people that that. No, I haven't, but I

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<v Speaker 2>know people that have.

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<v Speaker 3>Can you eat goldfish? Would they get huge?

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<v Speaker 2>You could eat anything? I mean, you'd feel weird, wouldn't

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<v Speaker 2>Is the meat orange? Like orange ruffy? Somebody just texted

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<v Speaker 2>in Surgeon Woody, well done. You remember the names of

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<v Speaker 2>the turtles that I let go for bonus points?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you remember the old receptionist name who used to

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<v Speaker 1>babysit them on what was that Wednesday's?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh? Whatever it was? It was a it was turtle Day.

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<v Speaker 2>I think, get mam been a Friday.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you bringing insurgeon Woody today?

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<v Speaker 3>Sure not. I don't want to say her name.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's see if a listener gets it at two two

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<v Speaker 2>five two say, if you get that.

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<v Speaker 3>You you've been listening to the show for a long time.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, our old receptionist, this is about the stupidest thing

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<v Speaker 2>I've seen in a little while.

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<v Speaker 1>And we talked about a lot of stupid things on

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<v Speaker 1>this show.

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<v Speaker 2>Somebody said coy and goldfish are both from the carp family,

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<v Speaker 2>and then somebody else bass due chomp on goldfish.

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<v Speaker 3>We do not advocate that on this show.

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<v Speaker 1>No, and don't don't don't do what I didn't. Let

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<v Speaker 1>a goldfish go thinking, you're, you know, giving a little

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<v Speaker 1>guy a new life, because it screws up ecosystem. I

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<v Speaker 1>know mine was recently spotted breaking the surface of Lake Brantley.

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<v Speaker 3>It's now seventeen pounds.

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<v Speaker 1>Like the lockness of goldfish like brant.

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<v Speaker 2>Think if you grew one, Think, if you grew one.

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<v Speaker 3>Call it goldie, Goldie hon a nessy.

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<v Speaker 2>Pat if you if oh nessy, if you grew one

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<v Speaker 2>super big, let's say fifteen pounds, and then you brought

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<v Speaker 2>it into a taxi army. Yes, I'd like to get

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<v Speaker 2>this mounted. If you had your man, it really would

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<v Speaker 2>if you walked into your buddy's house and he had

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<v Speaker 2>a big fifteen pounds goldfish mounted like you would have bass.

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<v Speaker 1>That that's bad Assory School in the UK is getting

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<v Speaker 1>a lot, a lot of flak. They believe that taking

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<v Speaker 1>the mirrors out of the student restrooms is helping to

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<v Speaker 1>get kids to spend less time in there.

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<v Speaker 3>I believe it.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't care the phone, fire up your camera on

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<v Speaker 1>your phone. Who cares if they take the mirrors out.

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<v Speaker 2>Nope, kids aren't allowed to use phones at a bunch

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<v Speaker 2>of schools now, they'd be.

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<v Speaker 1>See if the mirrors were on the counters.

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<v Speaker 3>I hate Yeah, you got a problem. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I hate it when you're at like a concert venue

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<v Speaker 2>or something and they have the fake you know, the

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<v Speaker 2>mirror steel steel, and you're you're looking at it, going, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I know I'm pretty goofy looking dude. That's but that

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<v Speaker 2>is that's it, and it gets rusted.

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<v Speaker 1>It's so when the drunk punches it, all they do

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<v Speaker 1>is break their hand rather than the mirror. That's all.

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<v Speaker 2>Those things suck.

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<v Speaker 1>And finally, a little bonus story, a fourth story this morning.

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<v Speaker 1>I believe this can be a headline of the week contender.

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<v Speaker 1>And I have some visuals and a news story to

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<v Speaker 1>go along with it on the j R Facebook page.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, hold on, bear with me, I gotta write down

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<v Speaker 2>the headline of the week.

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<v Speaker 3>Ready.

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<v Speaker 1>Cape Cod FedEx driver rescued after getting stuck during high tide.

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<v Speaker 1>FedEx truck driver had had to have a water rescue.

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<v Speaker 2>Hold on cape Cod FedEx driver rescued after getting stuck

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<v Speaker 2>during high tide.

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<v Speaker 1>So the Facebook page. And if a picture is ever

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<v Speaker 1>worth a thousand words, this one is.

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<v Speaker 2>I can imagine I'm still writing getting stuck during Guy.

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<v Speaker 1>He's gonna get ribbed so hard back at the depot,

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<v Speaker 1>there's no doubt about it.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh man, they're taking away your brown uniform. Hold on,

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<v Speaker 2>that's fed X whatever. They're orange and white or whatever.

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<v Speaker 3>Purple and ye.

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<v Speaker 2>That's like it's like the modern day gangs. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>there was crips and bloods with the red blue the

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<v Speaker 2>fed X you know, the.

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<v Speaker 1>Purple orange versus the brown versus. Yeah, they don't get

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<v Speaker 1>DHL and they're red and yellow mixing.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, we can't too many. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 2>would you like.

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<v Speaker 1>To explain probably what happened here? Talking? I'm sure you can.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm guessing that he was parked on the beach for

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I don't think I've ever seen a

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<v Speaker 2>fed X truck on the beach, but it looks like

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<v Speaker 2>he was parked on the beach and high tide came up.

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<v Speaker 2>He has water all the way up to the I

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<v Speaker 2>want to say, above the tires. You could just see

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<v Speaker 2>the tips of the tires.

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<v Speaker 1>He's actually on a small roadway and there's also a

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<v Speaker 1>bridge in that stretch of water there. Again, you can

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<v Speaker 1>see this on the JR. Facebook page. Sometimes during high

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<v Speaker 1>tide the water goes up over the road and the bridge.

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<v Speaker 1>He I guess decided he was gonna try to make

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<v Speaker 1>it across and back before the high tide fully came in.

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<v Speaker 1>Uns back was a different story. Yet now I see

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<v Speaker 1>the bigger picture of it with the little bridge behind him.

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<v Speaker 2>Couldn't you just reverse onto that bridge?

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<v Speaker 1>Bridges bridge got under.

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<v Speaker 3>You? Gotta see this?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Rocky, what happened to you today?

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<v Speaker 3>Buddy? Did you have your.

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<v Speaker 2>Water wings on? You're gonna go ahead and deduct about

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<v Speaker 2>five hundred dollars from each paycheck for all the axle

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<v Speaker 2>and and all the bearings that you've ruined.

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<v Speaker 1>Water rescue for the FedEx guy.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, follow w j r R, Orlando's rock station.