Speaker 1: He's don't look at me, look at don't don't look
at me.
Speaker 2: Look at it's a rustling soup. I'm Anthony, he's Joe.
It is ninety eight degrees outside. I am. I'm all set.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's like they're already think of the heat.
Speaker 2: That's it. It's look, I got central air, which is
a first. So it's nice to have central air where
I'm at. But just going outside to do the basic shit,
even like checking the mail is a chore. It's like
there's a giant weight of heat pushing you down at
the ground. I am, y'all can keep that shit. Fucking
Arizona people, Fucking Vegas, Nevada people. I don't even know
how you deal with that ship humidity heat or fucking
dry heat. I don't. I don't really give a shit.
It's it's so overbearing. It's like it's like the the
funny uncle putting his hands on your shoulders and pushing down.
That's the level of heat that you got. It's just
it's awkward, it's not fun. I don't know why people
get into this shit. Don't get me wrong, I'm not
exactly thrilled for what it becomes like negative thirty either.
Speaker 1: But and this is why places like San Diego were
over populated, because who the fuck doesn't want to live
somewhere where it's seventy all the time or most of
the time, is it now?
Speaker 2: Is it San Diego's weather's seventy all the time?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, they're kind of known for that. It's like
whatever in the sixties and seventies for X amount of
days of the year, which easy sell. That's an easy cell.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: But also, but I'm also at the point now too
where when people talk about like the Pacific Northwest and
they go, yeah, but it's kind of rainy, and I'm so, okay,
that's fine. Well it's really depressing. I'm like, shot the
fucking stop the Northeast like where people are like, well,
it's so much more sad than it is here like
now now, I'm sure, I'm sure it's still if it's
ten degrees warmer for a quarter of the year, it's
better to live that way. Trust me. There was pretty
much eight eight and a half straight months of winter
this year. Yeah, it's just like I was wearing a
fucking sweatshirt I think until June fifteenth. That's kinda kind
of the shits, you know what I mean, not exactly
the best, but I will say that at least, at
least if it's going to be overbearingly hot and it's
going to be shitty out, we have Monday Night Raw
to cool us down. You know what I mean.
Speaker 2: I mean, if that's its you thing, it doesn't do
shit for me at this point. Hey, look though, you
know what, it's week four of the best raw Is
ever in the worst possible ways. Holy shit, the train
the train wreck continues. We're just going through another town.
It is uh, it is fantastic. I'm I'm in love
with Bailey versus crackhead smurf. I think that's fair.
Speaker 1: That was awesome. I was just like, well, they rehired
Nikki Cross.
Speaker 2: Looked at Nicky Cross at least wore clothes that didn't
look like she scraped them from the bottom of a
fucking gutter somewhere, like I don't know what bird Girl
was thinking. I don't even know what the hair is.
She looks like she left Bailey and discovered meth.
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, she's like, I had such a bad I
had such a bad breakup with my tag team partner
that the only answer was smoking chemicals, right, Yeah, from
a trash can lad or something, I don't know what.
Speaker 2: Her makeup doesn't help either. She's got those zombie eyes,
like I know that's the thing, but they put like
the pink around her eyes. She looks like a straight
out junkie, like she and went straight into junk. I
don't know, man, she does not look good at all.
And I understand that we always kind of made fun
of her because of the silly shit that she wore.
This isn't silly. She is genuinely scary. If I saw
a girl like that coming up to me in a
Walmart parking lot, I would probably go the different direction
inside the fucking store because she she's the kind of
girl that you can smell her from the TV. You know.
Speaker 1: It's just and by the way, you know that's that
was the intent too, which I don't.
Speaker 2: Even know it's the intent. I wouldn't be surprised if
said somebody in the back was like, oh, you look great,
you look great for this?
Speaker 1: Do I?
Speaker 2: Is this the Americans? Yeah? Totally the American style.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're disheveled. You look disheveled and upset. And it's like, no,
you quite literally look like you live under a bridge
that is not selling anybody on anything. And it was
just I mean, I guess that's a real easy promo
to jump into and talk about for this sure, because
what is what is at this point? There are people
that when I was talking about Bailey going to AW
and it was like, why would you ever say, bail
who should go to AW? Because you fucking think that
that show also sucks and it's worse and it will
be it's shittier for Can I just tell you at
least that gives Bailey a chance to I don't know,
be somewhere else, try something else, get paid a lot
of money. Like I'm kind of okay with that for her,
you know, like it has way less to do with
it being AW and more me seeing someone like Bailey
and going, I feel like you deserve a change of
scenery if this is what they have for you, you know,
like a dozen plus years into the show, you're on
TV and they're like, all right, this is what we
need you to do. We need you to get this
young kid over because we think that she has a
lot of potential And like, all right, I mean that's
my role, that's my spot as a veteran in w W.
Now I totally understand that, and you're like, all right, great,
you're doing a good job. So what we think we're
going to do is just turn her into a meth head?
Speaker 2: What is actually you're going to do an a w
though as you're you're talking about it, like she's going
to go there and grow somehow or no, no, not
to grow, going to be respected for her wisdom and
opinions on the roster. We've heard countless times of how
the fucking young talents over there just don't give a
shit about what the veterans or you know, the WWE
people say. I mean, the only person she's going to
really have there is going to be what Sasha.
Speaker 1: Yes, but at least it's a change of scenery. I
mean like that's that to me is the only high
point of enough.
Speaker 2: I guess you know what, she sticks around until Guntha
retires her to fuck that? Now, you stay here, stay
right the fuck here. I want to see that storyline
play out to counter they dust off Gunter. Is it
time for me to retire? Yeah? We got Bailey for you? Uh, okay,
I guess fuck it?
Speaker 1: Ye? Should I put on shoes or no? Like, he
just doesn't even have to change my pants? Do I
have to? You know, I don't know, brush my teeth
or comb my hair. Like now, Gunter, you can just
show up. He's like, Okay, that sounds good.
Speaker 2: I just retired, basically, dude, so we can make a
fucking a commemorative cup and his shirt and then you
can go back into your fucking box, cunt.
Speaker 1: So we can do yet another seth Rollins and Roman extravaganza.
Speaker 2: That that was a Rollins and I'm coming out here
to defaden my main friend Bailey. Shut up.
Speaker 1: I was just thinking about that horrible fucking promo that
he did last week, and there was a part of
it that not this week, remember, like well not including
this one. I mean, we gotta do.
Speaker 2: I guess we got to know Phil Joe.
Speaker 1: But you know, all right, all right, well there's this
the week before that, and I think the week before that,
and then I'm pretty sure that also the week before
that as well. But there was a part where Ellie
right before that. Yeah, all right, Oh that's a good point. Yeah,
I'm gonna have to keep going back further. No, but
like I forgot the part where after Ella right Jesus Christ.
I'm sorry Phil threw that up in the fucking chat.
Is she actually tapping her fucking vein? Is Bird Girl
tapping her vein in that picture with that that nasty
nineteen seventies crackhead ass sweater. I think she's just doing
the I'm holding my arm and acting crazy.
Speaker 2: She's got her so she got Billy Kidman's seven year itch.
Speaker 1: I I just looked at that with her and I go,
what a fucking this is a complete dead end. This
is a dead end.
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no, you can go it can go
down further. We need to find her willing to do
favors for some money on the side. That's it. That's
the kind of storyline we go with burg Girl, you know.
And she just whispers here, she goes, I suck your dick.
Speaker 1: Otis, otis, Yeah, otis coming off of a hard fucking
half a break up with vaccine.
Speaker 3: I suck it fluid, and he just goes, oh gosh,
oh we got shoot.
Speaker 1: Oh you see tos, look what you did to artist.
He fucked crackheads. Now, Maxine, I'm.
Speaker 2: Making I love that fucking storyline too. Yeah, let's go
down all the bad ship, right, I mean sorry, the
great Ship. I love it. I loved that whole thing,
that whole lead out with. Uh uh. They're really pushing
the idea of Maxine becoming the new leader of the Vision, but.
Speaker 1: Being a fresh bad.
Speaker 2: Daddy. She's so bad. Uh yeah, so she comes up.
Speaker 1: Physicality, The physicality in this worked, I will say that.
But yes, the writing itself, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: No, actually, I mean if so, let's I guess well,
we'll talk about it in a second. But w W
has been making some changes, right, and they are willing
to start bringing people back. They brought back Baron Corbyn
on Friday for everybody's delight. Right, we're reready happy about that,
don't do Do you want to talk about that? I
figure we're gonna talk about that Thursday.
Speaker 1: I it's it's just it's, honest to god, it makes
me feel sad Like I saw that and I knew
it was happening. I knew it was gonna, you know,
inevitably come to pass. But to me, I don't even
get mad. It bums me the fuck out because I think,
you know, for all the people that they brought up,
all these guys from NXT, and you know, we got
hope for this one, and we think this one's gonna
become something and maybe there'll be a spot that opens.
And then you bring back a fucking complete failure to
launch that was there for a dozen years, and then
he gave him two years off to what go do
podcasts with fucking Tommy Dreamer and then yeah, now he's
going to be good.
Speaker 2: Well he has ideas. Maybe that's what it was. Maybe
it was all those ideas that he was telling Tony
Connie could bring to the company.
Speaker 1: No, I was just saying, ww, we's hurting for a
biker gang. I think that's hey, that'll make it better,
a Samoan gang, a biker gang. Sure, this isn't this
isn't floundery at all. It's a television show. It's actually
it's actually knocking it out of the park.
Speaker 2: But I want to bring that up for a reason, right,
So they brought back Baron Corbyn, you know, extraordinary wrestler,
extraordinary And while they were going out with this Maxine storyline,
and Maxine's out in the ring and she's all lovey
dovey with theory and I had the division and so
now she's part of the group and Logan's chilling with them,
and fucking Bronze there too, and no Hayman, but they
get to Hayman later on. They get out to the
ring and then Otis and this is a show up,
you know, and and there's like this little moment and
fucking she tells the rest of or tozal was like,
is it toza or was? I think it is? Like
can can we talk? Can we talk for a minute.
It's like, all right, this is weird. So you're gonna
wait till everybody's out in the fucking ring. This sure, sure,
I guess why not? And Maxine's like, hey, can you
give me a second? And she tells everybody to fucking
bolt and they kind of do, and they laugh about it.
And they're standing outside the ring watching the whole time.
And they go in there and they start professing their feelings,
you know, and Otis starts going into that hes not
he's not very good for you, He's not a very
good man. And uh, Mandy, uh, I'm sorry, not Mandy
Jesus Christ. But that's right, that's.
Speaker 1: Why you got many on the brain because I thought
about Mandy. Well, this whole thing was going down.
Speaker 2: Dude, I thought, so, yeah, and there's this moment where
you know, she acts like she's gonna kiss Otis and
it doesn't happen. In theory, everybody jump them and beat
the fuck out of him, blah blah blah. But I thought,
at this whole time, I'm like, if you're going to
bring back seth Rollins, why don't you bring back Mandy Rose.
Mandy Rose would have literally come back to save Otis
like a fucking conquering hero.
Speaker 1: That's that is not a bad observation when you think
about it. I mean, well, isn't she very pregnant right now? That?
Speaker 2: Oh? I don't know, you really think so? Now she
finally has her time that the company fucking could need
her to come back, she's she's waddling. Huh.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine how funny that would be if she
walked out? Well, I mean, we're just making complete nonsense up.
Speaker 2: Anyways, it's onus Is.
Speaker 1: He's like, what I was going to tell you, Maxine
was you're invited to the baby shower baby. Oh yeah,
well that was By the way, I gotta give credit
where it's due, all Right, we can make fun of
Tozaua for whatever reason, which I rarely do, because I
think Tozawa is fucking better than a lot of people,
even though he's a peanut of a man. Uh Tozawa's
promo was kind of better than some of the ship
I see with Seth them, and I don't I don't
want to go put it.
Speaker 2: Into you know, it's because he said, no, no, you're
not wrong. Like Roman and Seth have shown their asses
on multiple occasions, to Zaoua as a character that has
been built very simply blocked by block. There's nothing more
to him than what he shows you and what you
see as a sympathetic, small babyface that's an underdog has
kind of a wacky history, and that's that there's no depth,
there's no sinister, underlying bullshit. There's no two faced anything,
at least they've never built up to that, other than
maybe the silly ninja gimmick that he did up against
fucking Montezen and Dawkins. It's just but that's Jesus Christ forgotten.
Those are silly anyways, right. It's so it's like you
look at to zou and Otis and they're perfectly fine
as baby faces because they've never given you any reason
to doubt them, Like with Seth and Roman, you doubt
them weak to weak.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh no no, Well with Seth and Roman, the
biggest fucking problem is is the crowd just saying yeah, boo, yeah,
boom yay, whoa uh otc ohtc wa whoa whoa like
I have no there is no fucking direction, So the
crowd is constantly fucking confused, where as opposed to Yes,
even in a situation with somebody like a Tozawa or an,
otis who otis, for whatever it's worth, Otis never fails
to get a fucking reaction. No where, No he was.
He was standing there holding the microphone for a good
i don't know, forty five seconds, not saying anything, and
the people were reacting.
Speaker 2: Because he's simple. There's no U simple, Well keep it simple,
stupid Like literally, otis is who he is. There's I
guess he doesn't really have the grace of getting that
kind of WWE attention to where they want to build
layers to the character, not saying that obviously layers are good,
but WWE is incapable. It feels like, especially lately, to
make good layered characters. Their idea of good layered characters
is what they did to Jacob, and yeah, I know right,
that's fucking awful. It's it's fucking awful. So if they
don't want to layer a guy like Otis and they
want him to just be face value, babyface guy, I'm
please keep him that way. Please don't fuck with him.
Just just leave him alone. You know. If he's sad,
he's sad. If he's angry, he's angry. If he's happy,
he's happy, don't make it this. If he's happy, he's
actually plotting on stealing your woman.
Speaker 1: Whatever I thought it was, I would hope that they'd
come up with some sort of idea after the fact
where it was like, was Otis gonna say that? He
you know, I love you a Maxine. I've always had
a crush on you and Mike. I don't even think
they should go in that direction kind of, I think,
But yeah.
Speaker 2: But to be fair to you into w W on
this one, Otis isn't the one that said that. It
was Theory that said it. But then Maxine tried to
kiss him and that was the lead in and Otis
was kind of going in for it. But I don't know,
I might have to watch that specific the almost no
most kiss see how close? Who was actually moving I didn't.
I didn't check. I didn't check the magic bullet who
was moving in on? Who? You know? It's just yeah,
well that.
Speaker 1: That also like when you mentioned Mandy there, that make
me laugh for a second, because well, this whole thing
was going down, and Austin Theory's like, what do you
think you could get a lady like this? I'm like,
I think we already saw that happen, right, we already
see that happen.
Speaker 2: That's why I said, if Mandy showed up out of
fucking nowhere, people might have actually cared about any of
his storyline.
Speaker 1: Me, me and Otis might not be together anymore, but
you're not going to be shitty to him. He's not
a bad guy. That Wow, how dare you have a
child and move on with your life? Mandy? God damn it?
Speaker 2: Well, I mean to be fair, though, Mandy was rattling
the door there for a while. She wanted back into
the company, and the reason they fired her was a
bullshit ass reason. Anyways, we all know this.
Speaker 1: It's so stupid in hindsight, now that you think about
all of this ship that goes on with TKO and
WWE and all of this ship in general, where they're
just you know, like TKO as a brand being like
you were on only Fans and then they're like, well,
how soon can we get in a one legged Connor
McGregor to h and, I mean, how quickly can we
get this one legged rapist into a into a fight?
Can we get that as quickly as humanly possible? But
Mandy Rose's tits would have been just a bridge too far.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, just too much to coop.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we can't have this, this type of horrible shit
going on. Cue to the million and a half bullshit
that the actual UFC guys have gotten themselves into. But yeah,
that segment, the physicality on it and the timing by
Otis and Touzawa, I will say was good. The content is,
of course silly and it's absurd, and it got it
good enough. Otis gets a reaction. Tozawa gets a reaction. Logan, Paul,
just because he's such a showed will forever get a reaction.
Speaker 2: Logan gets a reaction. You know who's actually starting to
cool off That makes me a little depressed is Dominic.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he's Yeah, they've really thrown a bucket a
syrup on him.
Speaker 2: Hey, if I did not think that the dominic train
would ever slow down. It was so good, so easy.
Him just being a cunt was absolutely beloved, loved by
the fans, like they reacted every fucking time. But I
don't know, Oh man, it feels like, uh yeah, people
still boo, but it's not. It's not like those early days.
It's not like those judgment day days when when people
were priatus. You know.
Speaker 1: I think that them holling back on the just him
and Live they really really just kind of almost abandon
that to make to do the most original thing you
can do with the women obviously, which is, uh, make
them crazy. They're crazy. It's like, no, don't make live
crazy maker a fucking succubits maker though, fucking the bitchy
nasty girl, no boyfriend.
Speaker 2: With the crazy. I thought the crazy and the scene
is shit works fine. But the problem is is now
they play that card every week like there's just nothing special.
WWE is incapable of keeping things sacred or a mystery
on any fucking level. They have to just constantly show
you their dick. It's like if you've seen their dick once,
now you're gonna see it every week until you're just
fucking so sick and tired you don't want to watch
TV anymore, you know. And it's like you're in this
position with Live, where yeah, the psycho thing worked, it
makes sense that here's Live and all the like the
the breadcrumbs to show you that she's not really altogether
never mind the way her characters played out, but even
the people she surrounds herself with. Yeah, maybe there is
some real damage there to live, But how about we
don't have her comically fucking show it every goddamn week.
How about right, she's able to retain some semblance of normalcy,
you know. And that's the thing too, is wwe they
don't even understand the storylines that they write. They don't
if somebody is fucking crazy, if somebody is fucking depressed
or suicidal or fucking homicidal. They have built a life
of being able to walk like a ghost in between
between the lines, to where everybody around them does not
realize that they's suicidal or homicidal or genocidal, Like they
just don't fucking know. They don't put that on display,
and when it comes out. That's why it's fucking scary.
It's not scary when the attention needing child in class
bangs on his fucking desk every goddamn day.
Speaker 1: And goes, I'm crazy. Yeah, just to make sure everybody knows, I'm.
Speaker 2: Gonna kill you, street fighter, That's what I'm trying to
tell you.
Speaker 1: Do it.
Speaker 2: That's you got me dead? Bang well.
Speaker 1: No, but like, dude, just even you know, the now
famous iff of live show in the quarter of her ass.
I'm not trying. I'm not trying to sound like a leering,
fucking dude. I'm just pointing out something here that I
think is kind of obvious about the WWE product is
that pretty much all of the women have to be
mega attractive to like their rule, Like, you have to
be so fucking attractive like them, making Bird Girl look
more like a fucking crack likes what I'm getting to
right that they weren't doing her any favors. It's like
this poor girl who was like average, She's an average
cute girl anywhere in the world, but in WWA she's
a dog. I don't mean that mess.
Speaker 2: Huh yeah. Yeah, So they say.
Speaker 1: To her, hey, can we make you look even weirder
and worse, Like, I just don't understand that. But like,
for all the attractiveness of the women, they're not ever
presented in a way where they use their sexuality to
get where they want to be here to do anything
and a mask. And that's what made that Live character
work when it did, because it was like, oh, look,
the Hooters girl with sixty percent of her ass hanging
out is using that to her advantage.
Speaker 2: Well, let me present it in a different way instead
of you're right though, she absolutely use that in order
to coerce Dominic away from Rio Ripley. She used it
in order to get what she wanted against even you know,
back with Rohnda and shit like that, Like there's there's
a point in time where she uses that. But what
if they wrote a layer to it where they keep
the psycho character of Live. But then they say, how
does liv protect herself from being a psycho all the
time she's over sexualized. She tries to be cute, she
tries to get you horny to not pay attention to
the fucking psychopath picking up the DOUBLET six. She's trying
to lure you away from what's really wrong by having
you lust after her and it's like, this is.
Speaker 1: Not I've never heard that happen before in the world.
Speaker 2: So no, no, of course not. But that's what I'm saying.
It's like with WWE, it's like, did did you get boner?
You you got boner? Good show? Good show. It's like
or or.
Speaker 1: It's like whoa do you find that girl attractive? And
you're like, yes, let's do everything we can to quell
that and make it weird. Gotta make it weird. And no,
like I said, like, it's not even just a matter
of strictly, hey, we got to make all the like
every girl's got to walk around on the show just
like mashing their fucking asses and papers faces. But that's
that worked for Live because no one else was doing it.
When you're doing it is well, what's your thing? I'm
just a crazy girl. I go nuts and I pull
my hair and I do crazy punches and then yell
and scream. It's like, that's fucking what half of them
because what they do constantly is constantly done with the women.
It's a they were just doing the bird girl thing
with Bailey a year ago. So what happened Like Bailey
found the right fucking medication that worked for her, and
now bird Girl has Cuckoo by proxy or whatever it's called.
Speaker 2: They have the same dealer. That's uh, maybe that's the
real story. We find out that Ethan Page is actually
the dealer or a both Bailey and fucking bird Girl.
Speaker 1: He showed up and just started fucking them out. He's
the boy, he's the secret boyfriend, getting them one.
Speaker 2: By the way, I wouldn't put it past Ethan Page
looks like a scumbagh.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, but by the way, Street Fighter just put
Stephanie viccor in there. So she's about what, uh you
remember her? No, I don't remember, but no, like she's
about what a one return and then two months away
before she's crazy too because that just that's that is
the only avenue.
Speaker 2: Well, they're going to tell you the story. And she's
been away and they locked her in a box and
she's been in a box for three months. So now
she's come out of the box and she's crazy and
she's she's crazy and she needs the title because the
title apparently has magical genie powers that bring back your
normalcy and yeah, stop making you crazy all the time.
Speaker 1: It's just so so do these weirdos write her when
when she comes back, those weirdos write her into a
romance angle too for the first time to fuck with
her NXD boyfriend.
Speaker 2: I hope they turn her Muslim and put her under
a bed sheet. That's what I hope. I hope they
just you know what, WWE is sick of all these
hot girls out there, so we're gonna take Stephanie Vaker
and make her literally wear twenty layers of clothing every
fucking week in ninety five degree weather. That's what they're
gonna do.
Speaker 1: Like, guys, guys were enjoying, We are enjoying the aesthetics
of this beautiful, talented woman, Like yeah, well, I mean,
we can't make her crazy. What's the other one, right
we should? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, she found God? Oh different different God though, yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, different, different kind of kind of craziness there. So
we're gonna go with for that.
Speaker 2: Even though she's doing this heinoush ship to everybody. Because
it's Saudi Arabia, they have to push her as a
face like.
Speaker 1: You're right, they're like, I love it. I love what
you guys are doing with her. That's great. Stephanie. In
broken English, she gets on She's like, I don't want
to drive. They're like, I like this, I like this.
I like what is going?
Speaker 2: Oh my god?
Speaker 1: What else?
Speaker 2: Ro oh god? Yeah, the another wonderful fucking highlight from
the show. Again, so bad, it's good, so bad. I'm
enjoying myself. How could I forget about the the bloodline
storyline now, including now with more Hobbes. Now Hobbes is
uh taking the place of Sammy's name. That's uh, that's
a choice, Hobbes.
Speaker 1: And in the funniest with uh with plugging and playing
Hobson there. He's been on SmackDown for what like a
month and a half, yes, if that featured on it.
So them doing that is quite literally them just telling
the audience that, hey, look we're trying to do something
with this guy, and it's like, well, we don't even
really know who the fuck he is, Like no, no, no, no,
you will you will, you will, you will.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're gonna the blood line and he's gonna have
a big, big storyline with Jimmy who gets all the
guys over. Yeah right, Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1: Because because Jay's on sabbatical or something.
Speaker 2: For SummerSlam Waka waka waka.
Speaker 1: You bet your ass will be back for Summer Slam
right before Right, he gets back from his trip with
his mistress. Uh hey, shout out to Tom Sigura getting
divorced too, Right, what is this divorce season? Everybody's getting divorced?
Did you see? Uh Keith Lee is divorced. Now him
and mishink divorce.
Speaker 2: You know what? You know? I'll give them credit? Right, Yeah,
jay Uso did it in the most spectacularly ship way
that usually surrounds wrestling, where it goes public because you're
having an affair, do something, doing something stupid, seth rollins.
But it's uh for her, for Machion, good for her,
good for and Keith Leeve for keeping it under wraps
for what two years? She said? Two plus years? That's
pretty impressive and she didn't have to go on a
podcast and talk about it. Slash Banks, right, Mercedes.
Speaker 1: Maybe she hasn't shipped on the guy publicly either, which
you crazy?
Speaker 2: You have mutual respect for your ex? Wow? What kind
of world? I just yeah, all right?
Speaker 1: Do you know what this leads me to believe?
Speaker 2: Though?
Speaker 1: With with her leaving him and like, I don't want
to kick a man while he's down. But then again,
they've been divorced for over a year. So whatever. But
this just kind of puts me in the where all
of the presumptions I've made about Keith Lee probably probably
a lot of truth to them.
Speaker 2: Well, now, why do you think she came out now
about it? Because I have a theory on that. I
have an awesome theory about that.
Speaker 1: Well, well, maybe she just you know, don got put
in a position where she is slip at the tongue
or whatever. You know, that's my guess.
Speaker 2: I think she's seeing somebody and even though somebody was
bringing you Yeah, I mean, god, how awkward would that
be if they see her out in public and she's
she's macking on someone.
Speaker 1: You know, like yeah, and then she'd be jay Us
Yeah right, very true. Yeah she's not jay USO. Dude,
she can't be getting away with you like that. But yeah,
who she Yeah, who she hooking up with?
Speaker 2: Right? I mean Jesus Christ? After two years? Yeah, she's
allowed leave her alone? Or I agree with that.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean I also think to myself, there's a
certain and I'm not trying to sit over here and
be on my high horse or nothing or be like,
let me tell you what the bitches you're like. But yeah,
women don't respect you if you're a fucking slug, they
don't respect that. And I'm like, Keith Lee is a
fucking slug. Let's be real, you know, like they they
don't want some guy that's like I would go to work,
but I got a headache and it's like you aren't
going to work for nine months? Like what the what?
Speaker 2: I still think that he's a different guy. Like I
know we've made jokes, but Keith Lee must have been
as a person, as an individual person must have been
a completely different individual before he got COVID, because it
wasn't until COVID shut him down that not only did
he just lose all of his jobs and his will
to work and everything else like that, but like his
personality changed. I mean you got to think about it,
Like at some point, Miya Yim mission was absolutely in
love with Keith Lee enough to marry him. You know,
it's not even if you're both broke or whatever. That's
not a light decision. You make the choice to marry
you're thinking long term. That's that's pretty much the stamp
of a long term relationship is you know, the ring.
So there must have been some kind of a breakdown
at some point, whether it's him or her, maybe both
of their personalities change. But you would assume that the
COVID shit was the start of it, that it changed him,
because he even said it did in so many words.
I don't know, man, I don't want to even fault
Keith lee On. I'm giving him the past, dude, I'm
giving him totally the past. I think it's just one
of those scenarios that he had a life event. Maybe
maybe there's some some hard feelings there. I don't know.
I don't know where the breakdown between them comes out.
I didn't want to guess, but as far as he goes,
he had a life event, it changed him, and now
he's different than who he used to be.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I guess I just consider looking at
the situation and I go, imagine, like you said, you're
a woman, you fall in love with this guy, you
get married to him. When you first meet him, he's like,
I want to go I want to travel the world,
and I'm trying to do everything and succeed and be
here and there and everywhere, and I'm motivated. And then
he goes from that to you know, putting on a
bunch of weight, gray hair, not even fucking trying.
Speaker 2: Might be tired of fucking uncle Phil. You might be
right too, maybe she Maybe it's a physical maybe it's
a selfish thing. Look, not all reasons that people get
divorced are altruistic. I mean, it could just simply be
I'm just tired of fucking this dude, Like I thought
I could fuck him forever.
Speaker 1: But yeah, oh, like I said, you just lose all
fucking motivation. I mean even like.
Speaker 2: That's why I said, I think it's it's got You
have to look at yourself in the mirror at that
point and realize what you lost by being this kind
of sick. Obviously he was what the point zero zero
one percent that really got hit with the long term
effects of COVID And we understand that, you know, it's
just but at the same time, you have to look
at your life, at what you used to be and
what you.
Speaker 1: Why are you doing anything else? Too? Like I just
I get it, man, Like if you if you were
straight up like you're with the woman, you were married
to her and when you met her, you know, like
I said, she's motivated to do all this shit. She
can't wait to get you know, she's going full steam
ahead at life and then all of a sudden, she's like, man,
I'm never gonna fucking leave the house. I'm never gonna
try anything. I'm never gonna do like Keith Lee didn't
have to be a fucking wrestler. But it's like she's
probably looking at him, going, how about you go get
a job at the fucking car dealership or something anything
like for the love of fucking God.
Speaker 2: Right, and I and I totally trying to do a
video game shit with like Omega and all them too.
Oh wow, I know, I know, I'm sorry, I'm rolling
my eyes. I say it job in.
Speaker 1: Twenty twenty six, but like, give me a fucking break,
Like I totally understand as a partner male female, Like
you're just looking to go. I mean, I'm out here
doing all this shit and you're doing fucking nothing. Come on,
like that's or you don't know what he's doing. You're not.
Let me take a guess he's not fucking doing anything,
because if he was, where where where are you seeing it?
Are you hearing about it? I don't know, but like sure,
I hate to like it. Once again, it happened. They
haven't been together for a long time. Not trying to
kick the guy while he's down, but maybe this should
be a moment of reflection for him where he should
probably stop him looking.
Speaker 2: Hey, we don't even know who actually broke the relationship up.
Would you be floored if you found out that Keith
Lee's the one that I did it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I be honest with you. I got to what
I mean. I'm just I'm thinking.
Speaker 2: But he's a weird dude to begin with, so I
don't think it would surprise me. I'm sorry, I don't
know very many blacks. I think black lesbians that go
around sounding like George to Kaile all day, Like.
Speaker 1: I just she disrespected his train collection or.
Speaker 2: Something, and he knows. Yeah, no more of this, madam.
Speaker 1: What a disciplined like he is for all intents and purposes.
I'm sure he's actually a very nice guy. I don't
I'm sure he's a nice person. But you look at
it and you go, what a fucking failure to launch,
What a disappointment, What a giant Jesus Christ.
Speaker 2: He had so much inertia when he was really coming
up in w W. You know, like there was a
lot of people that saw a future for this guy. Yeah,
that doesn't it make sense?
Speaker 1: Like this just feels like the logical conclusion for him,
because this guy is kind of fucking offened up and
being a stubborn baby and got himself out of a
lot of fucking shit, Like hey, ww we wants to
push you. Can you go lose weight? Good? Heavens no,
I will not lose weight. Look at Paul Gunster, he's
going through hell, and it's like, yeah, now maybe the guy, uh,
three years after the fact, we're looking and going he's
not getting the push he deserved. But look at what
the fuck he did get. You know, he's like, oh, I, well,
I don't want to lose weight. Hey, could you stop
talking like you're the lead singer the B fifty two's
and you're promost It's no, I won't do that either.
Speaker 2: Like, not everybody gets to win, you know. Some people
end up like yeah, like like Derek's well, like some
people end up like AJ Francis. Some people end up
like velveteen dream. You never know, you never know? Right, wait,
just the winner? Who's the winner in this situation? I
guess Francis, Like I know, isn't that great? If you
look at him, you're like Hey, man, shit turned out great.
You could be velveteen dream.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you could be a skitch, frantic, pedophile cocaine addict.
Speaker 3: I mean.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I mean you gotta think about it, man,
Like you're an abomination. You're a fucking joke of a wrestler. Uh,
you're the only reason why Joe Henry was able to
get over because everybody agreed you're a fat loser and
everybody can make fun of you. But but you could
be a schizophrenic, pedophile cocaine addict, right right, So it's levels.
Speaker 2: There's levels of this ship. Yeah, glass half full? Who
are at least a quarter the wayful? Maybe or maybe
just somebody spin off?
Speaker 1: Oh well, I'll pretend you say it all the way full.
What a sad What a sad fucking case for all
these people involved, I mean honestly, guys like yeah, when
you stop and think about it, there's another one. You
could look at at top dollar and go, oh, you
could be Keith Lee. You could have been given every
opportunity to become something and you were too big of
a fucking stubborn, chubby baby to go fucking lose weight.
Stop talking your fucking weird ass voice. You know, maybe
get a job while your wife is fucking traveling all
over the place and you want to sit around and
play fucking Fortnite or some shit. Because I assure you, like,
just without even knowing, I would bet the fucking farm
that that's what's going on. Do you think Keith Lee's
getting up in the morning and going to work and
ripping fucking you know sets at the gym. Do you
think he's putting it? I would fucking bet you none
of that's happening. Not a moment of that man's life
is spent being productive. I'm sure he's getting free Tony
Khan money.
Speaker 2: You probably you can't build those legos by yourself, Joe,
That's just that's crazy.
Speaker 1: It's crazy lego buildings. Yeah, he gets He gets in
a truck that Tony Khan paid for and then goes
and drives to the home depot and he's like, hey, guys.
He gets a bunch of day laborers and they're like,
what are we doing building a fans digging a pool.
He's like, no, you're building lagos for me.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So I sit in the other room.
Speaker 2: And play building a nuclear reactor meltdown. No, no, guys,
We've got Legos, we got Star Wars.
Speaker 1: That's for the future. You're gonna get in trouble for
that in the future. Guy, Well, we could pay these
people three hundred thousand dollars a year that actually know
what they're doing with building the rector.
Speaker 2: If Russia Hall are access to Mexico, how many how
many Mexicans do you think they would have thrown in
suer nobyle to try and get it to stop.
Speaker 1: They would have gotten a clean and fucking three weeks probably,
that's probably would happened, which still to me remains one
of the funniest things. Whenever whenever people like we couldn't
kicking job, it's like everybody you've ever known that's worked
a fucking blue collar labor position, it's like, thank God,
we have Mexican dudes here. Thank fucking God. Of course,
every single one of them. I've never known anybody that
was plumber, landscaper, electrician, whomever that was like, girl, I'm
so mad about these dudes. They're all like, oh my God,
without to be fucked, God, would we be fucked? But yeah,
that's that's Keith Lee for now, I'm sure. And Jay
Husso is also getting divorced, And well, who else did
I say? Tom Saga is getting divorced? Just everybody, everybody.
It's just a bad band usual, I guess in the
air for marriages.
Speaker 2: Pay Spring so all that.
Speaker 1: Maxine's cheating on her husband on television too, I mean,
Jesus Christ, what a nightmare. Look out Seth Becky, Becky,
she's some stories for her.
Speaker 2: She she was actually talking about that too. What was
she She was on the Mom's podcast or the Pregnant
podcast something like that, and she was talking about the
fact that she was, like, what, dealing with postpartum depression
for like the last four years, And I'm like, I
think that's just marriage, sweetie, It's.
Speaker 1: Just maybe that's boy. That's so mean, but it's potentially
true too. I get it because obviously I've had multiple
I've worked with women in my entire life, and I've
had multiple friends with kids and been through these situations
with people and talked to a lot of women about this.
It really does fuck you up, obviously, but mentally it
puts you through a lot of shit. But I don't know,
I haven't heard the interview, maybe Becky and it is
saying like, yeah, so Kobe's super supportive and blah blah blah,
but I don't know.
Speaker 2: She was on the Happy Mummy podcast and it says
the hardship only came. I mean, you know all the
you know, and sleep as much blah blah blah, and
then there's hard, little hard things. But it wasn't until
and I had figured I'd probably be inclined to get
postpartum depression, but nobody had told me that you can
get it after you're done breastfeeding. I breastfred for over
two years. Really yeah, so that's when she's over too,
and I weaned her and all of a sudden, like
I'm so low, and I was like, what's happening? Like
I had no idea until somebody had told me. They're like, oh, yeah,
I got it after I weaned my daughter off, and
then she became just a source of support for me
that I didn't realize that could happen. It was just
sort of a low mood, yeah, but very low, and
like I was remember describing it as like I couldn't
see colors, Like everything just felt gray and dull, and
I had no hope. Depend you want to get out
of the bed in the morning, I didn't want to exist,
like it was just so low and like anything that
went wrong when super wrong. I didn't feel worthy of
my husband, like all of that stuff.
Speaker 1: And that's that's a real that's a real love feeling
considering the husband.
Speaker 2: I guess not knowing why you felt like that, it's
really scary. It was really scary because it's in your head.
No one else can hear those things that you are
saying to yourself that your mind is telling you. But
I think that like three or four sessions, it's like
the sun came out, like I could see the blue
in the sky and then I was back, but you know,
it took about six months, but yeah, just not being
aware it could happen two years after that.
Speaker 1: So now you hear all this, like people talk about
postpartum and I'm not being like, that's not does not
re turn like people know it's fucking real. Obviously, that
absolutely the thing. Yeah, but it's just it's crazy to me.
Now the more people learn about what it's like for
women to have kids, and they're like, why why is
nobody having children, You're like, because they're aware, they're becoming
more and more aware of certain aspects and the life
aspects of it that all seemingly suck fucking ass, you know,
like where you look and you go, all right, well
can I afford it? No? Is there any sort of
ability for me to get any sort of help with?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: What if there's a medical problem? Fuck you? What if
you're if you're having medical problems? Fuck you? And then
what happens after that? Oh then I end up massively
fucking depressed. Yeah, yeah, maybe this is not This sounds
kind of sounds kind of shitty. Kids are almost like,
if you think about it, they're almost like cigarettes for
some people. Right, they got to get you young enough
that you don't know how bad it can be. Maybe
that's what it's getting for a lot of people, where
they sit there and they go, oh no, it's gonna
be fun, and we're gonna go to Disney and we're
gonna can't get a bunch of cute pictures for Instagram,
and you're like, no one fills you in on the
chronic depression, the itability to afford any fucking thing, the
fact that if you actually want to do a good
job as a parent, then you have to constantly fucking
be involved in it, Like you can't half asset, like
most people want to do most things through most of
their life. So yeah, I don't know, it's it's crazy
to hear that story. Well, also taking into account Jim
Cornett's whole anti what is it anti natalism? Is that
the term remember that where he's like, He's like, I
don't know, fucking kids, fucking don't want none of them?
They suck? Why the fuck does she having a kid? Like?
You hear that, and you go, well, from a strictly
a business perspective and a money making perspective, Cornett wasn't
far off. And then also you hear then I was
mad iFly depressed for half a year of my life,
and you go, yeah, you're not to do a great
job on selling this whole halven A little one thing?
Are you? Doesn't sound very appealing? But then again, I mean,
I guess we get to sit there, we get to
sit in the in the seth seat, and yeah.
Speaker 2: That sucks.
Speaker 1: Anyways, I don't we get some coffee, you know, like
he's he gets to go from that position, No, I mean,
I fucking hope nothing for the best for Becky because
Becky's fucking cool and she's a hell of a lot
more likable than the turds she married, and that's a
shame to hear, but I'm glad she came out on
the other end, you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, for sure, man, it's uh, it's it's good
to hear that she's she's okay mentally now. But yeah,
getting back to raw, I guess we had the uh
what do we have? The little tournament thing he number
one contenders gauntlet match that was absolutely fucking worthless, like
even the people that started. Yeah, it was just a
way that w W shovel a bunch of people out there.
So with uh Joe Hendry and Mysterio, and then we
had like the interference from Dan Housen to which he
didn't listen to her.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, wait no, no, Austin Darry didn't get who
am I thinking of in her forehead job forehead there
we go, a forehead interferes. Yeah, this this was, like
you said earlier, this was a telling moment in the
show where it's like, yeah, domain hitting like.
Speaker 2: He used to no, and it's really fucking sad. And
I don't know if it's Joe Hendry's fault because I
still feel like the audience has no fucking idea. I
don't even know why is Joe Henry here?
Speaker 1: I know because log like right, Well, Unfortunately, when you
look at it, you like with Joe Hendry, he's he
cannot function as a character. And I think I said
this before, he can't function on it as a character
on a show where there's no heels, everyone's a fucking
baby face and a tweener and a I'm gonna react
how what I feel Joe Hendry's entire gimmick is finding
the heel that's the biggest asshole and then making fun
of them.
Speaker 2: But that's why it makes even less sense to place
him up against Mysterio, because I guess WW is like,
oh they booed Dominic. That's perfect. It's like, no, people
love boo him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and now it just and now at this point,
I almost feel like they missed the boat because there
was a minute where Don was so hot that you
could have turned him face.
Speaker 2: That minute was when he was in Mexico as a
fucking champion. That's where that minute was. When they were
doing the cross over. That was It's like, now, now
is that do it? Now? Honestly, I was even thinking
back then, why doesn't he just hook up with Stephanie
va Kerr. Why doesn't he don live? No, seriously, fucking
dood to live would live pretty much did with Rhea,
but now he flips it and he's fucking banging out Stephanie.
Speaker 1: Or well, no, no, they maybe they wouldn't do that
to Damian Priest. Maybe he's above that level to where
I was, like even a lull of Ice or whomever
you know that was already took him away from, took
him away from a lizard guy. You know, hey, lizard guy,
I don't know why you got this ridiculously attractive Cuban
Puerto Rican girl following you around here. I'll just take
her off your hands. Yeah, no, this is this is
a sad spot for my stereo to be in because
he has lost most of his momentum.
Speaker 2: Right, Oh, no, for sure, And that's I think that's
the problem too. Is I think maybe that his interactions
with Dan Housen and Joe Hendry are gonna spec it up,
don't like. Don't get me wrong, In every facet this
should be a lot more interesting and fun, but it's not,
and I feel like it's just an oversaturation. They want
Dominic to be the next Our Truth, like the Heal
Our Truth. But I don't think they really understood why
the fans booed the ship out of them to begin with.
It was.
Speaker 1: I don't know, it was they they have no problem
taking bird Girl and setting her on fire, or taking
fucking Maxine and trying to make her into a bad ass,
and they just do this random ship with these people
where they'll completely abandon a character that is, by all
intents and purposes at least somewhat working. But then something
like that where it was like when Dom people were
begging to fucking cheer for Dom, they just said, nah,
we're just gonna keep doing this shit in the same direction.
And now they missed the guy damn moment And yeah, Hendry,
like you said, I don't even know what the hell
he's doing.
Speaker 2: There was so he was Baptista, He had a Batista
kind of aura to him, like he was speaking to
the audience. Whereas Batista was trying to be cool when
he was an evolution, Dominic was being an extra big
scumbag while he was in Judgment Day, still running Judgment
Day with the rear Ripley and Damien Priest and stuff
like the way that he conducted and carried himself was
what got him over or under you know, like got
him hated heat. And it's just they don't understand that.
They just don't seem to understand that the character was
cool to hate because here he was doing things as
far as the storyline goes, but he was still being
a piece of shit everywhere else, like he was carrying
it with him and the stupid shit of like, oh yeah,
I know what, I know what hard time is, like,
do you It's hilarious.
Speaker 1: That was so good, and it a what most feels
like the moment that they could have had with Dom.
They thought that they could pull off what's Finn Balor
for some reason, you know, like they thought.
Speaker 2: That they could just be I mean, let's be honest.
Finn Balor in every facet has all of the ingredients.
He's got a monster character that's recognizable. He's got a
pretty boy physical look, a physical body that attracts a
certain demographic of the audience. He's got the ability to wrestle,
he's got name value, he's got a history behind him
that people respect on the internet, which is a weird
thing to say about any wrestler in twenty twenty six.
But when you put that all together, nothing and it's
just it's the weirdest thing. But like I said, he
has all of the ingredients. What aspect of Finn Balor's
life as a wrestler does somebody not want?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, well that's but there is still this part
of him, like when you see him talk and see
him talk, well see and listen to him, and just
overall you know that he is a more of a shy, quiet,
reserved guy, and like he checks all the boxes as
far as like can he go, Can he have the matches? Sure?
Does he have the physical look, oh absolutely, But there's
still that thing with the audience where and there was
some recent thing that he did with Chris van Fleet
Finn did and Finn just sounds like he's in the
He's just like a really quiet man having a real
deep introspective talk and there's not a fire to him,
you know, Like and I'm not sitting there saying mysterios
promos or ten out of ten or whatever the fuck,
but he gets a lot more out of a smirk
than Finn bal Or could have gotten out of anything
he could have done.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Like, it's just that there is no way of like
looking at Finn Balor and going, I don't understand why
anybody would believe this guy was gonna be a big star.
I thought he was. I thought he had a good
chance of doing that, But it's just the personality is
so quiet, and he's just very meek. He's a very
meek guy. Whereas Dominic, you could have turned the guy
fucking babyface and he would have had something.
Speaker 2: I don't even think you had to do that. I
think you keep him as a heel and you just
keep adding to it. Look, I was joking about the
Stephanie v. Kerr thing, but I really wasn't. If they
would have turned Stephanie and had Stephanie be the one
to take out Live and it was Dominic behind her
the whole time, that would have elevated his shitbag status. Like, Yeah,
I don't understand how people don't see that and go Jesus,
So this guy's just tearing through pussy, just tearing through it.
He got fucking real pregnant, and then he got fucking
Live pregnant, and now he's dumped fucking Live and now
he's working his way through Stephanie like he's just tearing
ass up, and it's all the people, all the women
that everybody's fucking gooning to. So yeah, why wouldn't you
hate Dominic?
Speaker 1: Yeah that was well, that was supposed to be at
one point his his rolling. Now I guess he is
just a foil for Dan Hausen, who also has another
boring Irish friend, like it's it's it's I'm not gonna
be like it's done because obviously that's stupid. The guy
has plenty plenty of time, plenty of time it was,
but ours, Yeah, it's just not not great. We have
still we have still seen Dominic hit this wall that
I don't see him coming out on the other end
of for a while. It's gonna take a long long time.
I mean, I guess the good news is they found
a way to at least half bring fucking Solos to
go up to a low boil again, right, So maybe
they might be able to do that with Domin a
little bit down the line, But for now he's just
a yuck yuck guy with once again his boring Irish friend.
But he didn't win the no, I'm sorry. He did
win the first match he had again, No Henry, Henry
beat him right.
Speaker 2: No Hendry loss.
Speaker 1: I think, oh, I thought, well, yeah, you see, I
don't even remember what happened there, Jesus Christ. I thought
Henry went to the next no dom Well anyways, yeah,
so then they ended up doing the fucking gauntlet match
that went for like a half an hour, and I
believe that was the wrestling portion of the show. Well, yeah,
it's a three hour long show. I think that was
mostly the resting portion of the show.
Speaker 2: Evans come out, and then Lee came out, and then
Russif came out, and Gable and Page ended up in
the ring and Gable defeated Page, so with which you know.
Speaker 1: The he got a good reaction, that is Gable. I'm
glad to see Gables actually going to have something resembling
a spot. But him and Pena will have one of
the better matches at SummerSlam, So I guess they're gonna
throw with that bone at least two weeks away from
the pay per view.
Speaker 2: Mantag too with yeah, like Solo and l A. Knight
and Royce Skis Yeah.
Speaker 1: Randomly Royce Hobbs, Royce Hobby Hobby Ski.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Sammy Royce, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know what. I don't know what the fuck
is going on. With that said, I'm glad to see
them at least attempting maybe a little bit with Solo,
trying to help him out, because it seems like Solo
is now starting to really get comfortable and it's years
after his initial push and they already kind of burnt
him the fuck out. But maybe they can do something
with them.
Speaker 2: I'm totally burned. Honestly. Seeing him out there is just
like watching sneakers man. I just don't give a shit.
Speaker 1: I feel bad that he because he he's another example
of somebody, you know. They they put him on TV
so early. They they did to him what they're seemingly
going to do with Steak Cop, even though they've cooled
Steak Cop down a lot. That was a smart move
on their part. I must say, at least they had
the presence of mind to say, let's stop pushing this tall.
Speaker 2: It's because they had to push Seth and Roman some more. Joe,
they couldn't give all that heat. It's a breaker with
Seth and Roman around, I know.
Speaker 1: I guess that's the It's the curse monkeys Pot. We
have to deal with for them, Yeah, for them realizing
they have to abandon the whole thing with Uh, with
that fucking goober. So what was your big takeaway though
from the Seth's role, Seth Rogan and Uh Rogan reigns
fucking whatever this was? Oh, what did you take away.
Speaker 2: From the thirty five to forty minutes of wasted time
talking about it? Any of it? I mean, it wasn't
even a good promo, matter of fact. If anything, I
was more impressed with the fact that Seth didn't do
as much talking as I thought he was going to do.
It was pretty much the Roman show in that main event,
Roman just running down Seth and making him look like
a small man until Seth could take snow more and
came back to the ring and they started having fisticuffs,
and I'm like, ugh, he fucking cares. There's nothing about
this that is interesting to me. It's like, no, wonder
your sales are bad. You think that this is a
good story, and you know what, And I have this
feeling that the problem isn't going to be that, you know,
people don't want to see Roman and Seth. The problem
is going to be, Oh god, guys, we're pushing l
a night again. Nobody wants to show up for that.
Speaker 1: You know, that's got to be a yeah, oh my god.
Speaker 2: We got solo and a match on Oh Jesus Christ, dude, solo,
you cost us twenty two thousand people. Twenty two thousand
people then show up because you were having a match.
Speaker 1: Which the weirdest thing about that entire fucking exchange when
it's all said and done, is the fact that they
just say incredibly accurate stuff to one another that leads
you to believe that the people that are writing this
shit down for them are well aware of these criticisms.
Oh yeah, they just keep yeah, but they just keep
doing it.
Speaker 2: What are we gonna do? Give you the belt again?
So you could just fall off of TV and those
other three bouts? Thanks Roman, I know.
Speaker 1: And then you're oh and wait a second, so you
guys know all this shit's happening, and you just keep
doing it anyways, just don't. Yeah, Like it's it's almost
more insulting to hear them give each other these accurate
insults that everybody that has any sort of fucking like
decency or honesty to themselves when they're talking about these
types of feuds on the internet and then they just
regurgitate them and you go, oh, oh, so you guys
are you're well aware of what a bad job you're doing. Then, yeah,
you're well aware of your failings and you continue to
to just not address them. Oh so Triple H is
back there, Triple H is just forever kissing your ass, seth.
And you're like, oh shit, oh like, yeah, we know
where everybody knows that. We we know that's the thing.
So is anything going to be done about it?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Okay, where he's gonna keep doing that?
Speaker 2: Yeah, great, thanks Rumman.
Speaker 1: By the way, this whole like back and forth of
them trying to shoot on each other, it just feels
like two rich kids arguing over which one is more
like tough and no, I'm less disconnected from reality. No,
I'm less disconnected from reality. It's like, no, you're both
spoiled fucking babies.
Speaker 2: And that's what they don't understand. You know, That's what
nobody understands in WWE, is that nobody wants to see
either of these guys fight. Dude, I've got more hope
going into the Brock and Oba match, and that that
is a segment stunk stunk yet again, they just did
the same thing that they did the other week. It's like,
come on, man, oh but this time he's really afraid
because he hired fake rent to cops, not even real
rent cops. I'm like, oh my god, dude.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I forgot about the acab semi segment. That was
kind of it just beats the fuck out of five cors.
You won't do anything about that, broc Lassner and no,
but it's just like muckles, all of them. I forgot
about that, as you should.
Speaker 2: It wasn't good. It wasn't good. It was you know what,
as far as the so bad it's good. That was
just bad. I just that was not good. But yeah, no,
this is raw. This is raw in the books everybody
leading uh leading up to summer. So what do we got?
We got Saturday Night's main event this week, right.
Speaker 1: Saturday main event, and that's well, that's where we will.
We will see the culmination of Bailey and bird Girl.
So yay, tight tighten up your booty holes for that one. Guys.
It's going to be a barn burner. I'm I'm interested
now at this point.
Speaker 2: I would love to otis just suck your dad Otis
just so sad.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's I too him sad, and Otis is like,
you know, you should go for a walk. That's good
for years, it's good for you when you're sad. And
she's just like, nuh, you don't understand it, like a
couple that makes no sense, the happy, happy, go lucky,
fat guy and.
Speaker 2: She's just abused. Right. So she's like, I know what
makes you happy. It's what makes all men happy. And
then there's the storyline.
Speaker 1: She's yeah, she's like, that's what makes all men happy.
And you shoot to him and he's banging two taka
trucks together. He's like, yeah, oh yeah. He's at the
Dave and Buster's playing whack a Mole. He's like, it's good.
Speaker 2: He's a he's online buying COVID panties.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeahs as much as that would be basically
a bit of Ward Parks and Recreations, having the fat,
jolly guy and the depressed sick girl as a as
a couple on WWE television, I'll take it. I'll take
it over some of the other ship. I'll take it
over yet another.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: You know, Maxine's a bad girl. You can tell because
she's wearing black beather. Now she's bad, bad, fresh, naughty girl.
Speaker 2: Maybe WW can hire Mandy Rose back, just for just
for summer slam wells eight months pregnant, just comes waddling
out there. Come Onny, how much money would wwe make it?
For water broke right there in the ring?
Speaker 1: Oh, then they cut the ring into pieces and sell that.
Speaker 2: I bet probably killing. I know there's a market for it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we certainly know there is. That would be you
know what if Mandy Rose, you know, if she did
come back and did even one spot wherever it would
be for something like that in defensive otis, people probably
would be happy for that. Yeah, you're not wrong, You're
not wrong. Maybe well no, no, still no, I'm not.
Speaker 2: Talking about her coming back and managing them or nothing.
I just I just thought, you know what, you want
to fan pop there? You go have Mandy come out
of nowhere and hit magazine with something, you know.
Speaker 1: Listen. Yeah, I know it's a borderline Vincrousoe idea, but
I still love the idea of when they were heavy machinery,
that if they had fucking Mandy with her and many
wore like a cutoff lannel and some shorts and they
called them hot and heavy machinery or whatever. I would
have been like, I liked it. But that ship is sailed.
The ship is long sailed.
Speaker 2: Now you're just standing for gimmicks, right, Like they they've
had gimmicks that they let go. They could tell bring
back a girl like Sarah Logan and have her do
foot porn for WWE. You know, like when she comes
down to the ring, the camera doesn't focus on her face,
it just watches her feet all the way into the ring.
That's never been done before.
Speaker 1: So let me ask you this. They did the Big Bill,
They did the Big Bill, Big Caz fucking thing on raw.
You didn't talk about that. So did we go with
just Big Caz Or is this all just hey, guess what?
Now here's Enzo. Do they just surprise us with the Enzo.
Speaker 2: They come in wo like enz oh, or you just.
Speaker 1: Have the music hit, or you just have him walk out.
You have to be like, oh, he's gonna debut with
SummerSlam or whatever the fuck right, then you hit the
actual Enzo music and he comes out on the stage.
I think that would probably be the way to do it,
just you know, make the people think, oh, well, you know,
he's gonna come back his big cast or just big
Bill or whatever the fuck it's going to be.
Speaker 2: Him big Bill. He better be fucking casts.
Speaker 1: He's got to be cast.
Speaker 2: I mean, if they call him Big Bill.
Speaker 1: And when he finally started putting it together and I
was like, oh, you know, hey, he's really not that
bad of a worker, and I'm enjoying what they were
doing with him, I'm like, but his name is still
big Bill. Not much you do but big Bill. But
that'll be it, Like, that'll be interesting to see. If
they bother to bring back ends with the Act. I
think they will.
Speaker 2: I mean, if they're going to bring back carbon, may
as well bring back ends. All right, you're not wrong,
bring back bring back Mandy, bring back Sarah Logan's feet.
Speaker 1: You're really stuck on that.
Speaker 2: I think everybody makes fun of that ship. Why not?
Why wouldn't you do something stupid like that, like literally,
and I don't even know. I'm sure people will flip
it around, but why not. They're constantly looking for fucking
attractive gimmicks for girls constantly. Oh she's the cheerleader. Oh
she's the stuck up one. Oh she's just the bitchy one.
Oh she's the veteran workout. Like they're all the same
Barbie Doll, right, Like that's just interchangeable. Well, if you're
so fucking stuck on trying to get people invested sexually
or into the women sexually, and why don't you just
fucking lean into it. This is the dumbest shit ever.
I think it was Dirty Bird, maybe this Dirty Bird,
Maybe it was Okay somebody else. Earlier they're like they
have j C. James showing her nipples every two fucking weeks,
but Manny Rose is still cut out of the company.
I mean, yeah, they're constantly doing photo shoots. All these
girls are doing photo shoots when they go international. It's
just that they're just oh, Nia Jacks, thank you Oki.
That's right. There's this big fucking media push that Naya
Jack's lost two hundred pounds and she's looking good, and
she does. She looks amazing, amazing compared to where she was. Absolutely,
so it's like it's the sexualization of every single woman
in the company.
Speaker 1: Well, well that's it is. Like I said earlier, they
have all these women that look like models, and then
like you said, they're not gonna they're still not going
to go up the beaten path. And honestly, how long
did they also go through the whole point of time
where you had nothing but these super attractive people around
all you know, around each other all the time, but
nobody dated and nobody liked each other. They did that
for years, which was incredibly weird, and almost more weird
when you take into account that was during Vince time
still where you're like, not that I'm saying that Vince
needs to have them like, you know, bushing and eating
dog food again.
Speaker 2: I would actually attribute that more to Johnny Ace than Vince.
Just be honest.
Speaker 1: Maybe Johnny as was like no one should ever date
in the workplace. Wink Johnny, you're not supposed to say
wink out loud.
Speaker 2: Whoops, right right. No, I meant more along the lines
of he was getting in trouble because he was dayton
bitches and giving them fucking booze while they're still off
the wagon.
Speaker 1: You know, good old Johnny Ace.
Speaker 2: But just getting ready to wrap it up. That was
pretty much raw, nothing major happening. We'll see everybody on Thursday.
It's definitely a few things we want to point out,
but yeah, I don't know, man, it was it was
another raw. It was another raw, and there's nothing you
can do about it. There's nothing you can do about it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just deal with it, all right, that's what you
had to do. Oh I did well. We'll see everybody
on Thursday as mm hmm