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<v Speaker 1>A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome

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<v Speaker 1>to another edition of idiotology. We let chintaco one O

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<v Speaker 1>one one w jr R.

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<v Speaker 2>But your freaking idiots all right now, this hours brought

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<v Speaker 2>you by our Tuesday ticket takeover in full effect until

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<v Speaker 2>midnight at one oh one one w jr R on Instagram.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you can win tickets for night number one of

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<v Speaker 1>Metallica and Night number two of Metallica this coming weekend

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<v Speaker 1>at ray Ja Stadiums. All right, so you gotta do

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<v Speaker 1>if you're not following us, Like Pav said at one

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<v Speaker 1>oh one one wjr R. Multiple people picked today.

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<v Speaker 2>So about six years ago, Tender, the the hookup app, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>did a little bit of an April fool's joke by

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<v Speaker 2>adding a height verification feature. So yeah, kind of tongue

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<v Speaker 2>in cheek, wear some stereotypes about short and or tall people.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I want to know the height, even though

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<v Speaker 1>it's a joke.

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<v Speaker 2>But well, it looks like it's a reality. However, it

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<v Speaker 2>appears to be that this new feature that's rolling out

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<v Speaker 2>is for women to be able to filter out short

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<v Speaker 2>men exactly that physical height, not not that height.

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<v Speaker 1>I think. I think if you're on an app to date,

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<v Speaker 1>you want to know the I guess the hinge app

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<v Speaker 1>already has this feature, but you can guess that some

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<v Speaker 1>of the folks on the shorter end of the stick

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<v Speaker 1>literally or feeling a bit persecuted by this. Well, how

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<v Speaker 1>is this an April Fool's show.

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<v Speaker 2>They did it as an April Fool's joke six years ago.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just a chi Now they've decided to just wall

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<v Speaker 2>out with this show.

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<v Speaker 1>Which they should. Yeah, I mean, I'm I know that people,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, short people might feel. There used to be

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<v Speaker 1>a song called short people Randy new Remember that got

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<v Speaker 1>no reason. I'm telling you that was just a horrible song.

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<v Speaker 2>Should uh should tender uh too for the guys? Uh

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<v Speaker 2>allow guys to filter women by weight?

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<v Speaker 1>Whatever? If you're on a dating app, and I'm just answered,

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<v Speaker 1>if you're on a dating app, everything's fair. You want

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<v Speaker 1>to know, all right, Yeah, without a doubt, all.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, just so you know those of you using tender,

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<v Speaker 2>that's looks like it's in the mix now.

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<v Speaker 1>Because I mean you think about it. You want to

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<v Speaker 1>know height, weight. Some people like, you know, a bigger gal,

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<v Speaker 1>some people like a skinnier gal. You want to know,

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<v Speaker 1>and the same for guys. I have no problem saying, Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm five ten, I got a dad bod, let's go

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<v Speaker 1>to UH and I worked hard on it. Shreveport, Louisiana,

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<v Speaker 1>say hello to Melanie Ridney Robinson, police and Shreveport are

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<v Speaker 1>basically he's saying, she turned in a turned a romantic partner,

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<v Speaker 1>a shared romantic partner's vehicle. That's in quotes, shared romantic

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<v Speaker 1>partner turned his vehicle into what they're describing as a

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<v Speaker 1>dessert buffet and demolition site, all in one go. Sugar

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<v Speaker 1>in the gas tank tank, chocolate syrup spread throughout the

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<v Speaker 1>interior of the car, and all four tires slashed. All

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<v Speaker 1>of this caught on a closed circuit camera. To you

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<v Speaker 1>knew it, you always get busted. There's cameras everywhere. Whatever

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<v Speaker 1>your grudge is, hun, it's not worth the jail time

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna get.

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<v Speaker 2>Over a shared romantic partner.

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<v Speaker 1>He's gonna pick that out on tender right. Yes, Seeing

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<v Speaker 1>those hands and known that they were.

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<v Speaker 2>Made for slashing, I've never quite been able to connect

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<v Speaker 2>with the thought process of destroying somebody's vehicle or vandalizing

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<v Speaker 2>somebody's vehicle.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh like slashing tires and how about how about just

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<v Speaker 1>king it anything?

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<v Speaker 2>It's like, what what did the car do to you?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, it's not that it's the owner. Come on, people

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<v Speaker 1>work really hard to have a car, to maintain a car,

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<v Speaker 1>and just insurance in general.

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<v Speaker 2>This is things like this and what you just described

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<v Speaker 2>are all justifications for perhaps just thinking about owning a

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<v Speaker 2>POS car so you don't have to worry about stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Like uh huh, Yeah, when you park a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>too close, like when I had my daughter's both home,

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<v Speaker 1>It's like I'd have to park really close to the fence.

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<v Speaker 1>Go look at the front of my truck. It has

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<v Speaker 1>all these chips in it and whatever from you know,

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<v Speaker 1>bumping into the wall or the fence because I'm trying

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<v Speaker 1>to get all the cars in the tightest nook and cranny. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>EOS cars, I'd be fine with that, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>And then also, I mean, if you have a true

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<v Speaker 2>POS car, you just get to the point. And I

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<v Speaker 2>can say this from previous ownership of POS cards. Oh

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<v Speaker 2>I ran over a parking block this deal, who cares.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, there was a major accident the other day shutting

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<v Speaker 1>down Alma just past the four seventeen. No way to

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<v Speaker 1>get around at Pat construction on the left and all

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<v Speaker 1>these poles on the right. My truck, it's almost ten

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<v Speaker 1>years old. I just went right in the oncoming lanes

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<v Speaker 1>over a curb and then like over three curbs. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>everybody else was Pat was getting on four seventeen going

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<v Speaker 1>eastbound on four seventeen, which means adding it at least

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<v Speaker 1>thirty minutes of their trip.

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<v Speaker 2>Detour shme tour for Taco Bob.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, d tour me tour me tour right over them

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<v Speaker 1>damn curbs because they got a POS truck.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, let's refresh the pool float perverts. This goes back

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<v Speaker 2>a few years. He floating Pombay.

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<v Speaker 1>I had time to think about it. What do he float?

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<v Speaker 2>This is the guy who was stealing pool flotation toys

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<v Speaker 2>and stuff and hoarding them in an unoccupied home across

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<v Speaker 2>from the house he lived in in Pombay and then

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<v Speaker 2>was going over there and pleasuring himself with the pool toys.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you remember?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean he.

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<v Speaker 1>Noodle creudle, jokes galore. Here to come.

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<v Speaker 2>Christopher Monin, he admitted to sexually gratifying himself with pool floats,

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<v Speaker 2>has pleaded guilty. Now to this long investigation of this

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<v Speaker 2>burglar respree that netted him all of these inflatable partners

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<v Speaker 2>that he used as his gratifying tools, just go into it.

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<v Speaker 2>Police found more than seventy five pool floats in that

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<v Speaker 2>vacated house, including a lounge chair with cup holders, a

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<v Speaker 2>duck float, a watermelon float, a float shaped like a

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<v Speaker 2>piece of bacon. And here's the kicker. He also had

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<v Speaker 2>a Shaquille O'Neill branded shack inflatable lounger. All of things

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<v Speaker 2>that he was doing unspeakable acts.

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<v Speaker 1>Two oh shack, just one more time, say Shaqarni for me.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, Christopher, Apparently in part of this plea deal, it's

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<v Speaker 2>recognized that he may or may not have some substance

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<v Speaker 2>abuse and or mental defect problems.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh God, look at his face and what's his last name?

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<v Speaker 2>Moaning?

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<v Speaker 1>Moaning, he's moaning, and he's boning pool toys. May have

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<v Speaker 1>some mental issues. Come on, I know you're not supposed to,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, fetish shame and all that shame on you.

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<v Speaker 1>Everybody's texting about breast size on the tender app Sure,

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<v Speaker 1>why not size everything up? So?

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<v Speaker 2>How is it an empty house? That part I forgot?

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<v Speaker 2>He lives in a or lived in a house in

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<v Speaker 2>Palm Bay across the street. No one was living in it,

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<v Speaker 2>and he knew that, so he but it had a pool,

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<v Speaker 2>I guess, so he was stashing all the stuff there

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<v Speaker 2>and going over there and doing doing the pool toy

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<v Speaker 2>pool floats dirty.

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<v Speaker 1>You end up showing that house one time you're the realtor.

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<v Speaker 1>And here he is gone shackdown. And then the other

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<v Speaker 1>there's right hand, he's got like he's wearing floaties. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>he's got the Shakeroni float and he's got like little

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<v Speaker 1>what are the the little duck floaties in each hand?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh huh.

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<v Speaker 2>Where's the piece of bacon gonna work in here? The

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<v Speaker 2>bacon floats? I don't I don't even know if I

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<v Speaker 2>want to know the answer to it.

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<v Speaker 1>That's.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I hope he gets the help of the.

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<v Speaker 2>Clearly on.

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<v Speaker 1>This is horr waiting direct. We'll see you now, j R.

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