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Speaker 2: So about six years ago, Tender, the the hookup app, Yeah,
Speaker 2: did a little bit of an April fool's joke by
Speaker 2: adding a height verification feature. So yeah, kind of tongue
Speaker 2: in cheek, wear some stereotypes about short and or tall people.
Speaker 1: I think I want to know the height, even though
Speaker 1: it's a joke.
Speaker 2: But well, it looks like it's a reality. However, it
Speaker 2: appears to be that this new feature that's rolling out
Speaker 2: is for women to be able to filter out short
Speaker 2: men exactly that physical height, not not that height.
Speaker 1: I think. I think if you're on an app to date,
Speaker 1: you want to know the I guess the hinge app
Speaker 1: already has this feature, but you can guess that some
Speaker 1: of the folks on the shorter end of the stick
Speaker 1: literally or feeling a bit persecuted by this. Well, how
Speaker 1: is this an April Fool's show.
Speaker 2: They did it as an April Fool's joke six years ago.
Speaker 2: It's just a chi Now they've decided to just wall
Speaker 2: out with this show.
Speaker 1: Which they should. Yeah, I mean, I'm I know that people,
Speaker 1: you know, short people might feel. There used to be
Speaker 1: a song called short people Randy new Remember that got
Speaker 1: no reason. I'm telling you that was just a horrible song.
Speaker 2: Should uh should tender uh too for the guys? Uh
Speaker 2: allow guys to filter women by weight?
Speaker 1: Whatever? If you're on a dating app, and I'm just answered,
Speaker 1: if you're on a dating app, everything's fair. You want
Speaker 1: to know, all right, Yeah, without a doubt, all.
Speaker 2: Right, just so you know those of you using tender,
Speaker 2: that's looks like it's in the mix now.
Speaker 1: Because I mean you think about it. You want to
Speaker 1: know height, weight. Some people like, you know, a bigger gal,
Speaker 1: some people like a skinnier gal. You want to know,
Speaker 1: and the same for guys. I have no problem saying, Hey,
Speaker 1: I'm five ten, I got a dad bod, let's go
Speaker 1: to UH and I worked hard on it. Shreveport, Louisiana,
Speaker 1: say hello to Melanie Ridney Robinson, police and Shreveport are
Speaker 1: basically he's saying, she turned in a turned a romantic partner,
Speaker 1: a shared romantic partner's vehicle. That's in quotes, shared romantic
Speaker 1: partner turned his vehicle into what they're describing as a
Speaker 1: dessert buffet and demolition site, all in one go. Sugar
Speaker 1: in the gas tank tank, chocolate syrup spread throughout the
Speaker 1: interior of the car, and all four tires slashed. All
Speaker 1: of this caught on a closed circuit camera. To you
Speaker 1: knew it, you always get busted. There's cameras everywhere. Whatever
Speaker 1: your grudge is, hun, it's not worth the jail time
Speaker 1: you're gonna get.
Speaker 2: Over a shared romantic partner.
Speaker 1: He's gonna pick that out on tender right. Yes, Seeing
Speaker 1: those hands and known that they were.
Speaker 2: Made for slashing, I've never quite been able to connect
Speaker 2: with the thought process of destroying somebody's vehicle or vandalizing
Speaker 2: somebody's vehicle.
Speaker 1: Oh like slashing tires and how about how about just
Speaker 1: king it anything?
Speaker 2: It's like, what what did the car do to you?
Speaker 1: Oh, it's not that it's the owner. Come on, people
Speaker 1: work really hard to have a car, to maintain a car,
Speaker 1: and just insurance in general.
Speaker 2: This is things like this and what you just described
Speaker 2: are all justifications for perhaps just thinking about owning a
Speaker 2: POS car so you don't have to worry about stuff.
Speaker 1: Like uh huh, Yeah, when you park a little bit
Speaker 1: too close, like when I had my daughter's both home,
Speaker 1: It's like I'd have to park really close to the fence.
Speaker 1: Go look at the front of my truck. It has
Speaker 1: all these chips in it and whatever from you know,
Speaker 1: bumping into the wall or the fence because I'm trying
Speaker 1: to get all the cars in the tightest nook and cranny. Yeah,
Speaker 1: EOS cars, I'd be fine with that, you know.
Speaker 2: And then also, I mean, if you have a true
Speaker 2: POS car, you just get to the point. And I
Speaker 2: can say this from previous ownership of POS cards. Oh
Speaker 2: I ran over a parking block this deal, who cares.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there was a major accident the other day shutting
Speaker 1: down Alma just past the four seventeen. No way to
Speaker 1: get around at Pat construction on the left and all
Speaker 1: these poles on the right. My truck, it's almost ten
Speaker 1: years old. I just went right in the oncoming lanes
Speaker 1: over a curb and then like over three curbs. Okay,
Speaker 1: everybody else was Pat was getting on four seventeen going
Speaker 1: eastbound on four seventeen, which means adding it at least
Speaker 1: thirty minutes of their trip.
Speaker 2: Detour shme tour for Taco Bob.
Speaker 1: Yeah, d tour me tour me tour right over them
Speaker 1: damn curbs because they got a POS truck.
Speaker 2: Okay, let's refresh the pool float perverts. This goes back
Speaker 2: a few years. He floating Pombay.
Speaker 1: I had time to think about it. What do he float?
Speaker 2: This is the guy who was stealing pool flotation toys
Speaker 2: and stuff and hoarding them in an unoccupied home across
Speaker 2: from the house he lived in in Pombay and then
Speaker 2: was going over there and pleasuring himself with the pool toys.
Speaker 1: Do you remember?
Speaker 2: I mean he.
Speaker 1: Noodle creudle, jokes galore. Here to come.
Speaker 2: Christopher Monin, he admitted to sexually gratifying himself with pool floats,
Speaker 2: has pleaded guilty. Now to this long investigation of this
Speaker 2: burglar respree that netted him all of these inflatable partners
Speaker 2: that he used as his gratifying tools, just go into it.
Speaker 2: Police found more than seventy five pool floats in that
Speaker 2: vacated house, including a lounge chair with cup holders, a
Speaker 2: duck float, a watermelon float, a float shaped like a
Speaker 2: piece of bacon. And here's the kicker. He also had
Speaker 2: a Shaquille O'Neill branded shack inflatable lounger. All of things
Speaker 2: that he was doing unspeakable acts.
Speaker 1: Two oh shack, just one more time, say Shaqarni for me.
Speaker 2: Now, Christopher, Apparently in part of this plea deal, it's
Speaker 2: recognized that he may or may not have some substance
Speaker 2: abuse and or mental defect problems.
Speaker 1: Oh God, look at his face and what's his last name?
Speaker 2: Moaning?
Speaker 1: Moaning, he's moaning, and he's boning pool toys. May have
Speaker 1: some mental issues. Come on, I know you're not supposed to,
Speaker 1: you know, fetish shame and all that shame on you.
Speaker 1: Everybody's texting about breast size on the tender app Sure,
Speaker 1: why not size everything up? So?
Speaker 2: How is it an empty house? That part I forgot?
Speaker 2: He lives in a or lived in a house in
Speaker 2: Palm Bay across the street. No one was living in it,
Speaker 2: and he knew that, so he but it had a pool,
Speaker 2: I guess, so he was stashing all the stuff there
Speaker 2: and going over there and doing doing the pool toy
Speaker 2: pool floats dirty.
Speaker 1: You end up showing that house one time you're the realtor.
Speaker 1: And here he is gone shackdown. And then the other
Speaker 1: there's right hand, he's got like he's wearing floaties. Right,
Speaker 1: he's got the Shakeroni float and he's got like little
Speaker 1: what are the the little duck floaties in each hand?
Speaker 1: Uh huh.
Speaker 2: Where's the piece of bacon gonna work in here? The
Speaker 2: bacon floats? I don't I don't even know if I
Speaker 2: want to know the answer to it.
Speaker 1: That's.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I hope he gets the help of the.
Speaker 2: Clearly on.
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