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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to the Minnesota Goodbye. It's so funny because yesterday

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<v Speaker 1>we didn't have very many emails. Today we've got it

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<v Speaker 1>looks like too many. So if you don't hear your

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<v Speaker 1>email and you're going I wrote in, then listen for

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<v Speaker 1>it maybe on tomorrow's Minnesota Goodbye. So it's kind of

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<v Speaker 1>hot and cold sometimes with emails. People are busy. It's

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<v Speaker 1>the summer. People are out doing things. Jananita is a

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<v Speaker 1>staple of the Minnesota Goodbye. And here is the latest

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<v Speaker 1>rent from one Nita.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, So this week's rent is about the doctor visits.

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<v Speaker 3>So you know when you go to the doctor and

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<v Speaker 3>they give you that form before you actually go back,

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<v Speaker 3>and you're supposed to fill it out, and it ranges

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<v Speaker 3>from either not at all or extremely high or every

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<v Speaker 3>day or whatever. But they ask you those questions like

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<v Speaker 3>do you feel depressed or do you feel like you

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<v Speaker 3>don't belong? Do you have any loss of appetite?

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<v Speaker 1>Blah blah blah.

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<v Speaker 3>So I think the highest that you could score on

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<v Speaker 3>that forum is like a twenty seven. But it's like

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<v Speaker 3>every time I feel that form out and I give

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<v Speaker 3>it to the nurse, she never pays it attention. She

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<v Speaker 3>never even looks at it. This she shoves it in

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<v Speaker 3>all my own the paperwork, gives it to the doctor,

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<v Speaker 3>and the doctor comes in. She never says anything about it.

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<v Speaker 3>So I said, hmm, I'm gonna see if they actually

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<v Speaker 3>pay this forms any attention. So I literally felt that

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<v Speaker 3>form out to where I got his twenty seven and

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<v Speaker 3>like I said, twenty seven is like bad.

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<v Speaker 2>Look.

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<v Speaker 3>Nurse looked at it. Nurse Lebert even looked at it.

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<v Speaker 3>She got the form, she shoved it in my paperwork,

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<v Speaker 3>gave it to the doctor. I walked right out of

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<v Speaker 3>the doctor's office. Now, the way that I felt that

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<v Speaker 3>form out, I was at the break of committing suicide.

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<v Speaker 3>But nobody said anything. Stop having me fucking waste my

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<v Speaker 3>time feeling that form out. If you're not gonna even

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<v Speaker 3>pay attention to doing anything about it, Hell, you just

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<v Speaker 3>made me miss ten minutes of playing chumpbucker. Say no

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<v Speaker 3>fell out that stupid ass form. Goddamn it, that shit

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<v Speaker 3>pisses me to well. You guys have a happy and

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<v Speaker 3>say fourth of July, Dave. If I'm not too busy,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna try. I'm not making any promises. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 3>try to get down there to the Bingo. You'll know

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<v Speaker 3>I'm there because I'm gonna wait for you to call

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<v Speaker 3>off old sixty nine and I'll be the one that

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<v Speaker 3>jumps up and says, O, all soock and sick, and

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<v Speaker 3>I well, I love you guys next week, all right.

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<v Speaker 1>You know I love you ONEA. But I I'm impressed

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<v Speaker 1>that you got four swear words into one sentence. That

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<v Speaker 1>shit fucking pisses me. That shit fucking pisses me the

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<v Speaker 1>fuck off? Is that what it was like? So that

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<v Speaker 1>was impressive. Juanita is talking about me calling bingo at

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<v Speaker 1>the Chan Bingo tent on the fourth at eleven o'clock

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<v Speaker 1>in the morning. And I've never really thought about those forms.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought that they would look and be like, oh

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<v Speaker 1>my gosh, you don't feel safe at home? Or they

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<v Speaker 1>usually ask you that one yea, And they usually do

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<v Speaker 1>ask you in vocal in person, do you feel safe

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<v Speaker 1>at home? Yeah? And I kind of almost smile a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit because yeah, I totally feel safe at home,

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<v Speaker 1>but I know probably some people don't yeh. So yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's really interesting. Wjaneda. I wonder if they keep that

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<v Speaker 1>as just kind of like well, she said she was

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<v Speaker 1>doing good. We didn't catch the fact that she was,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, super depressed. Yeah, because she didn't mention. And

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. There must be a reason.

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<v Speaker 2>My problem at the doctor's office is I always have

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<v Speaker 2>the visceral need to make jokes, and so often the

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<v Speaker 2>nurse that's attending me is not funny, is not a

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<v Speaker 2>funny person.

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<v Speaker 1>They don't get it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm just like, oh, god, tough crowd.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I know what you mean. I like to do

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<v Speaker 1>that too. When to relieve the tension a little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>I went to the doctor the other day and she

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<v Speaker 1>taps me on the knee with that hammer and I said, no,

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<v Speaker 1>she pulls out the hammer. No, wait, let me get

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<v Speaker 1>this joke right. She hits me on the knee with

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<v Speaker 1>the ham. I know what it was. She hits me

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<v Speaker 1>on the knee with the hammer, and I said, what's

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<v Speaker 1>that for. She said, that's for not returning my phone calls.

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<v Speaker 1>So another time she pulls out the hammer and she

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<v Speaker 1>hits me on the knee and I'm like ouch, and

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<v Speaker 1>she said, now you do me see stupid? Now these

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<v Speaker 1>are doctor jokes. I go to the doctor, I said,

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<v Speaker 1>I take my coat off. It's cold winter day. I

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<v Speaker 1>take my coat off and I'm like, is there a

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<v Speaker 1>hanger that I can use to hang this up? She said,

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<v Speaker 1>it's being sterilized for surgery. Nothing. So I go to

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<v Speaker 1>the doctor.

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<v Speaker 2>Is sterilized for surgery.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, not fun It is funny. And this is the

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<v Speaker 1>Minnesota Goodbye. I can do stuff that's offensive on here,

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<v Speaker 1>so go fuck yourself. Okay. So I go to the

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<v Speaker 1>doctor and he gives me one of those robes and I,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I'm like naked under this robe. And I said,

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<v Speaker 1>why does my riot robe open in the front or no?

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<v Speaker 1>I said, why is my robe open in the back?

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<v Speaker 1>And he said, because mine opens in the front.

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<v Speaker 2>Ah.

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<v Speaker 1>And we had the best sex ever. You're so stupid

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<v Speaker 1>bent right over the examining table.

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<v Speaker 2>And we had the best sex ever.

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<v Speaker 1>So those are all the doctor jokes that I know.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Okay, I have to use any more for the

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<v Speaker 2>rest of this time together.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, let's move on to the next roun. Kristen

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<v Speaker 1>back with another random question, going back to the Daily

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<v Speaker 1>Bailey about food you can't have in your house because

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<v Speaker 1>you'll just open the container, tip your head back and

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<v Speaker 1>chomp the whole thing in one What is a favorite

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<v Speaker 1>discontinued food that you can't have anymore. For me, it's planters,

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<v Speaker 1>Peebee crisps, the little peanut shaped hollow crackers filled with

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<v Speaker 1>peanut butter. Oh my god, they were so good. Plus

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<v Speaker 1>just thinking about them brings me back to my childhood.

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<v Speaker 1>Bring them back. Have a safe, yet exciting dart licking

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<v Speaker 1>fourth weekend, Kristin, Thank you. Space food sticks. This was

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<v Speaker 1>when I was a kid. Space food sticks were supposedly

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<v Speaker 1>what the astronauts ate and they looked like a slim

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<v Speaker 1>gym but they had the texture of a soft TOUTSI

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<v Speaker 1>roll and they were about maybe six or seven inches long,

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<v Speaker 1>and you would open them and you would eat space

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<v Speaker 1>food sticks. If you want to look them up. They

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<v Speaker 1>were a thaying back in the way back of the day,

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<v Speaker 1>and I always loved space food sticks. We didn't have

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of money, so we didn't have them very often,

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<v Speaker 1>but that was my favorite that they don't make anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we When I was a kid, I lived in

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<v Speaker 2>an ingredient household, so if we said we were hungry,

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<v Speaker 2>my mom would say, well, we have all of the

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<v Speaker 2>ingredients to make a salad, so why don't you go

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<v Speaker 2>make yourself a salad or you know, cook yourself some foods.

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<v Speaker 2>So we didn't really have snacks, but occasionally when I

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<v Speaker 2>was at my dad's house, he would buy the nutty bars.

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<v Speaker 2>I realized, like, you can still get those, but like

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<v Speaker 2>that's those are the things that I would eat way

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<v Speaker 2>too much of and I am shocked. I wasn't morbidly

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<v Speaker 2>obese as a child, but it's because my parents were divorced,

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<v Speaker 2>so I only saw my dad every other weekend. Those

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<v Speaker 2>were the only times I could eat like a box

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<v Speaker 2>full of nutty bars and Reese's peanut butter cups.

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<v Speaker 1>I was very skinny as a child. My mom used

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<v Speaker 1>to call me skinny Mini, and I think it was

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<v Speaker 1>because we couldn't afford or did not want, or my

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<v Speaker 1>dad would not buy junk. We never had junk in

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<v Speaker 1>the house. We never had pop in the house. If

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<v Speaker 1>we did have it in the house, my mom would

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<v Speaker 1>hide it in her closet and would dole it out

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<v Speaker 1>if you were good or it was a special occasion,

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<v Speaker 1>and he would buy the giant family bag of ruffles

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<v Speaker 1>for all of us six kids, and ruffles were great,

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<v Speaker 1>but when you buy the family bag, they sit open

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<v Speaker 1>and they get stale. So, and my mom was not

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<v Speaker 1>a good cook, so I didn't eat much and I

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<v Speaker 1>was just a skinny little kid. But I certainly had

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<v Speaker 1>it in me to be fat because when I got

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<v Speaker 1>out and started cooking my own food and buying garbage food. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I definitely put on the weight then. So all right,

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<v Speaker 1>another email, love this one. I had mentioned yesterday about

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<v Speaker 1>New Olm and I said, New Alm is one of

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<v Speaker 1>my favorite little Minnesota getaways. You were talking about red

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<v Speaker 1>Wing versus New Olm, versus still Water versus Rochester.

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<v Speaker 2>I wanted to go on a day trip this weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, And I said, New Alm is great. It's

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<v Speaker 1>it's a few hours. I said, the New Olm main

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<v Speaker 1>Street is really making a really vigorous attempt to be

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<v Speaker 1>still Water and it's not working. I said, it's like

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<v Speaker 1>the shops are kind of a little bit sporadic, and

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<v Speaker 1>there's not a lot to do in New Olm. But

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<v Speaker 1>I love New Olm. But I said it's not the

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<v Speaker 1>best getaway you have to go because you want to

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<v Speaker 1>do the Shells Brewery or something like that. Well, I

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<v Speaker 1>am wrong, oh, Ashley writes in Dave is so wrong

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<v Speaker 1>about New Olm. There's so much more to do than

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<v Speaker 1>the small strip and I'm listening, so here we go.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's some of my recommendations. The Graffiti Park. It's a

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<v Speaker 1>small park where graffiti artists can go and express their art.

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<v Speaker 1>Love to take my kids there to paint. They started

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<v Speaker 1>this park to help the modern the vandalism problem. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>oh herm and the German. Yes, I know Bailey's been there,

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<v Speaker 1>but what a sight. Flandrou State Park, A beautiful hike

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<v Speaker 1>and a little man made hole for a beach. I

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<v Speaker 1>went there camping one time. It is a man made

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<v Speaker 1>swimming hole. Not a cool a hole, but a swimming hole.

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<v Speaker 1>It's great. Not sure if they're still around, but thrift

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<v Speaker 1>stores were always great. Turner Hall, the Way of the Cross.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not religious, but it is so beautiful. The path

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<v Speaker 1>leads to a hidden church chapel at the end, Shell's Brewery. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>there's a few. Dave's hot, but wrong, let's stop right there.

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<v Speaker 1>Nobody's called me hot since probably in two thousand and four.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, that was the last time you were hot.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I'd love a sticker, please, it'll look so nice

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<v Speaker 1>in my collection. Love you guys, have a wonderful, nice

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<v Speaker 1>long weekend. Love Ashley. Thank you ash Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I did like it when I went, but it was

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<v Speaker 2>a handful of years ago. I think, based on because

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<v Speaker 2>I talked about this yesterday that I wanted to go

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<v Speaker 2>on a day trip this weekend, and I got so

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<v Speaker 2>many messages on Instagram recommending red Way. So I think

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to go to red Wing on Saturday.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's a good good call. Here's an email

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<v Speaker 1>specifically about red Wing from Rochelle. Guys, this is for Bailey.

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<v Speaker 1>We just took my kids on the train down the

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<v Speaker 1>red down the red Wing. I think theming to the

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<v Speaker 1>Red two red Wing for an experience. It turns out

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<v Speaker 1>there is nothing to do there. Bo Okay. This may

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<v Speaker 1>The streets were dead. We got some lunch in one

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<v Speaker 1>good for red Wing. And this is on a Saturday,

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<v Speaker 1>the week before the fourth I thought something would it

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<v Speaker 1>would be a happening place. Luckily, there was some kind

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<v Speaker 1>of fairy event for kids where we killed an hour.

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<v Speaker 1>one pm, and by three we had already eaten ice cream,

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<v Speaker 1>been to a bookstore, and had lunch. Our train didn't

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<v Speaker 1>I think the Amtrak goes down there.

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<v Speaker 2>Because I looked at that, I thought, oh, that might

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<v Speaker 1>phone on a picnic beach. Couldn't find any playgrounds. What

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<v Speaker 1>a dead place. Sorry, don't come for me. That was

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<v Speaker 1>my experience. I feel like if a town wants to

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<v Speaker 1>be a cute little destination, I shouldn't have to do

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<v Speaker 1>CIA level research to enjoy it. The fun was The

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<v Speaker 1>train was fun though. Glad we tried that. Okay, I

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<v Speaker 2>There's a lot of antique stores as far as I

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<v Speaker 2>have researched, a lot of museums, and there's like the

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<v Speaker 2>Frontneck State Park, so I thought we could maybe go

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<v Speaker 2>hiking or something. And people are telling me that there's

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<v Speaker 2>like wineries around, so I think that'd be fun.

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<v Speaker 1>That is true. I think that we should talk about

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<v Speaker 1>the top main streets in Minnesota. I went to Brainerd

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of years ago, and I thought brainer Downtown

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<v Speaker 1>main street would be like popping, Like still Water. Yeah, no,

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<v Speaker 2>Deadnoka it's got a good main street.

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<v Speaker 1>I've heard I've never been.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's it's cute because I mean I grew up

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<v Speaker 2>Like on week days pretty much everything is closed, so

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<v Speaker 1>I got youa Hopkins main Street is really cool. I

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<v Speaker 1>love the Hopkins main Street. It's got stores, it's got

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<v Speaker 1>Still Water, of course, is a classic main street. Excelsior

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<v Speaker 2>Victoria is cute. Two which is past Excelsior More West,

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<v Speaker 2>and they have a cute like smaller main street.

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<v Speaker 1>Very small main street.

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<v Speaker 2>Still cute.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, like Victoria a lot.

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<v Speaker 2>When I was there for the first time, I was like, dang,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to just differ a little bit. I like Victoria.

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<v Speaker 1>But I don't think that it's a destination main street.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I wouldn't necessarily make a day out of it.

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<v Speaker 2>But if you're going through and you're already in Excelsior, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>as well, like drive the extra five minutes to.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, what is another main street? Maybe I've missed one.

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<v Speaker 1>Let us know what is a good main street in Minnesota?

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<v Speaker 1>And if you've never been to Hopkins or you've never

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<v Speaker 1>been to Excelsior, go out. I mean, it's cool. And

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<v Speaker 1>the great thing with Excelsior is you can stop at

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<v Speaker 1>like Maynard's, you know it's a block or two away,

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<v Speaker 1>and sit there out on the deck and watch rich

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<v Speaker 1>people in their boats. That's pretty cool fun. Let's see.

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<v Speaker 1>That is a question. Here is a server story. Because

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<v Speaker 1>we talked about server stories yesterday. I said, is there

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<v Speaker 1>anything better in life than a great server? Didn't we

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<v Speaker 2>We did.

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<v Speaker 1>I was a waitress all through high school, says Nicole,

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<v Speaker 1>and college, a few different restaurants on Lake Minnetonka, and

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<v Speaker 1>boy do I have stories. The first that popped in

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<v Speaker 1>my mind was the worst customer I ever had to

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<v Speaker 1>deal with. Picture this beautiful weekend evening sitting lakeside. Obviously

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<v Speaker 1>it's packed prior to the table. Even being sat, our

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<v Speaker 1>host let customer know the kitchen is backed up and

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<v Speaker 1>food's going to be an hour. Now that's a long wait,

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<v Speaker 1>but you know you can either go or not. I

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<v Speaker 1>greeted this table that had two couples mid forties, got

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<v Speaker 1>them their drinks, and ordered their food in a typical

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<v Speaker 1>amount of time. I reminded them the food is going

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<v Speaker 1>to take about an hour to come out, and bought.

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<v Speaker 1>I brought them complimentary chips and salsa. One of the

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<v Speaker 1>women was wasted, and her husband requested, hey, can this

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<v Speaker 1>be her last drink? Because when you got a drunk

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<v Speaker 1>sometimes they keep ordering and you need to say and

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<v Speaker 1>don't get them anymore. Ten minutes go by, I check

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<v Speaker 1>on him and wasted, Karen says, where's the food? At

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<v Speaker 1>ten minutes later, wor starving, I reminded her of the

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<v Speaker 1>kitchen wait time was what it is and said it's coming.

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<v Speaker 1>She flipped me off. Her husband found me around the

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<v Speaker 1>Then another ten minutes later, I walk out to their

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<v Speaker 1>table with their food ready, earlier than expected. Mind you

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<v Speaker 1>only to see wasted Karen yelling profanities and flipping me

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<v Speaker 2>Geeze.

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<v Speaker 1>So they didn't wait for their food, they just took off.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh why.

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<v Speaker 1>I honestly found the situation funny and felt bad for

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<v Speaker 1>the people she was with. How embarrassing. Other tables recognize

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<v Speaker 1>what happened and let me know I was doing the

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<v Speaker 1>best that I can and that, my friends, is the

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<v Speaker 1>worst customer I've ever had. Happy forth from Nicole. Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe there's a theme rite in and tell us about

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<v Speaker 1>a bad customer if you were a server. Yeah, that

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<v Speaker 1>might be something to go off on. And that is

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<v Speaker 1>going to kind of do it for the min Minnesota Goodbye.

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<v Speaker 1>We will do one more before the fourth. And I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know that I've ever looked forward to a three

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<v Speaker 1>three day weekend as much because we are probably going

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<v Speaker 1>to take the RV to the Dluthe Air Show.

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<v Speaker 2>Just do it.

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<v Speaker 1>Commit Well, that's what I told Susan. I said, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>the thing is, you go to the Dlute Air Show.

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<v Speaker 1>You're parking in a field that there is no water hookup,

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<v Speaker 1>there's no sewer, there's no electric hookup. You have to

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<v Speaker 1>provide all of your own. Now we're new at our ven,

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<v Speaker 1>we've never done that before, and I think that we can.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, the worst that can happen is a fire,

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<v Speaker 1>now I'm making that up. The worst that can happen

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<v Speaker 2>Home right and then it's like, well it didn't work out.

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<v Speaker 1>That was the worst that can happen. But we kind

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<v Speaker 1>of want to take Bernie. And the thing is if

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<v Speaker 1>we take Bernie, then we don't want to leave him

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<v Speaker 1>in the camper. So I would go, and Susan volunteered.

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<v Speaker 1>She doesn't care about the air show as much as me.

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<v Speaker 1>I love air shows, so I would take the shuttle

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<v Speaker 1>over to the air show, which is very close by,

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<v Speaker 1>and Susan would stay at the camper with Bernie. But

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<v Speaker 1>I really want to try this. So I was telling

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<v Speaker 1>Bailey about how you know, if you go to the

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<v Speaker 1>camper and you're not hooked up to facilities, there's no

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<v Speaker 1>bathroom close by, so you do if you have to

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<v Speaker 1>go poop, you got to poop in the RV. Now

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<v Speaker 1>we had a rule no pooping in the RV. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>but there are poop bags there. It looked like a

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<v Speaker 1>somehow and then you go on with your day. Bailey said, show,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, no, you said, it's like a trash liner,

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<v Speaker 2>So I imagine an entire trash bag.

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<v Speaker 1>Full of poop, big one full of poop.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I just think it's so wasteful to poop one

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<v Speaker 1>So you're saying, open it up again, put it back

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<v Speaker 1>in the toilet. Yeah, no, you're I don't know where

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<v Speaker 1>you get your ideas. And that is going to wrap

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<v Speaker 1>it up for the Minnesota Goodbye. Love to have you

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<v Speaker 1>on tomorrow. So send your bad waiter, server, customer, horror stories,

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