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Speaker 1: Chris and if Derek. I wish I could not remember
Speaker 1: that When I first saw that. When I first saw that,
Speaker 1: I gas, oh my god.
Speaker 2: They completely got me off scared. I didn't know like
Speaker 2: what I was getting into. I'm like, oh, what's this?
Speaker 1: Well, look happy December. Hebrew jump scares are crazy, manbe.
Speaker 3: We all had a hope, we all had a happy
Speaker 3: Thanksgiving and all that crap. Good Black Friday. You know,
Speaker 3: I'll be trying and people got your TV no more. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I know it's over because nobody goes outside. Remember remember
Speaker 3: also nobody has money.
Speaker 1: Remember the one in our town someone got killed at
Speaker 1: what the one in our town the format of our
Speaker 1: town someone got trampled death?
Speaker 2: Did they Actually we had a fatality over here too.
Speaker 2: Really yeah, a long time ago, I love.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't remember trampling. It's so easy to
Speaker 1: get killed and trampling. It's crazy. Yeah, it's it's insane.
Speaker 1: It's really insane because like, when you're getting trampled, especially
Speaker 1: by humans, they know they're stepping on you. That's what
Speaker 1: makes it so unbelievable, is like, oh, this is just
Speaker 1: sheer lack of care.
Speaker 3: Well, they're also moving in Like by the time you've
Speaker 3: realized you've stepped on somebody and you turn around.
Speaker 2: You're not you'ren't really seeing anybody.
Speaker 1: I think you can.
Speaker 3: I think you feel like you can't get traveled by
Speaker 3: like three people, like the.
Speaker 1: Like it's the way people everyone's like, hey, stop, someone's here.
Speaker 1: I think like everyone's in like fucking group. What is
Speaker 1: it called mob mentality? Yeah, animals. But then the moment
Speaker 1: you're like hey someone's someone's down here, stop, I think
Speaker 1: people will stop. Is that what animals do when they're
Speaker 1: fucking humans? They don't. They don't have a language like that.
Speaker 2: Dude, Our primal urges really, I shouldn't even say are
Speaker 2: fucking like because I wouldn't even say primal because they
Speaker 2: don't usually do that trees or whatever. I have ample people.
Speaker 2: But you think about like you just you ever see
Speaker 2: somebody like fuck with people in a large crowd. It's
Speaker 2: like a prank. They'll just start fucking booking running and
Speaker 2: see who else starts running to kind of shit like that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and then you know, of course they can get arrested
Speaker 2: for inciting.
Speaker 3: Yeah, inciting something that's crazy. Insight of insight of trampling
Speaker 3: is kind of a I.
Speaker 1: Think it's really Chris.
Speaker 2: I watch you watch the Boondocks, offics.
Speaker 1: You guys both watched it and like in the Boone
Speaker 1: Dogs when he throws the chair over the thing and it.
Speaker 2: Like starts a fucking mob fight.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, that happens. Like that happens you just like, oh,
Speaker 1: one person throw.
Speaker 2: Like that's literally what food fights are. Yeaheah, that's how
Speaker 2: that happens.
Speaker 3: I just like the first doughnuts thrown, it's like it's over.
Speaker 1: We tried to do a food a few times in
Speaker 1: high school to work.
Speaker 2: We did an ice fight and we had ice banded
Speaker 2: for only three days. Ice ice was banned for three
Speaker 2: for a while, they wouldn't let students have ice because
Speaker 2: we had an ice war. It somehow like it is.
Speaker 1: That is crazy.
Speaker 2: It is incredible how it spread because it was just
Speaker 2: only in the lunch area. You know, everybody had their
Speaker 2: We had these giant cups that you can get for
Speaker 2: like a buck, like a giant styrofoam full of like whatever. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and so that's a lot of ice actually because it's
Speaker 2: mostly ice and a little bit of drink, you know
Speaker 2: what I'm saying. And it started in a little bit
Speaker 2: just outside of the cafeteria. We had a very small
Speaker 2: cafeteriabody mostly just ate out in the wherever and it spread.
Speaker 2: There was ice all over the school. I don't know
Speaker 2: how that happened. Like people just saw ice in the
Speaker 2: vicinity and other people just started fucking doing it.
Speaker 1: And that's crazy.
Speaker 3: That means people like went to the area where the
Speaker 3: ice was and transported it away from like further away.
Speaker 3: They quickly exploded the ice before it melted and dispersed
Speaker 3: it furthest away from the cafeteria.
Speaker 2: It was good, though. It was the perfect crime because
Speaker 2: you know, it melts, evaporates, and then there's nothing. I
Speaker 2: mean maybe a little bit of like food dye or whatever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, I've only been in one slipped slipped
Speaker 1: and burst their fucking eyes. I hope somebody cracked their
Speaker 1: head open that fucking braid. One guy's braids sucking all
Speaker 1: the side of a locker and you're like, holy shit,
Speaker 1: nice fight. You throw his body?
Speaker 2: Yeah, got you one food fight.
Speaker 3: Really, I don't think. I don't remember if I threw anything.
Speaker 3: I remember just being like, oh, this is an actual
Speaker 3: this is crazy. I've never actually seen this. I've heard
Speaker 3: about it. Yeah, Like oh, seventh period lunch had one
Speaker 3: like two years ago or something. It's like, oh interesting,
Speaker 3: and it was people were throwing trays.
Speaker 1: Of course, frisbeing them like there's always there's always, there's
Speaker 1: always advice, like it's the coorum. Then there's one person
Speaker 1: that breaks the coorum, and then everything and then it
Speaker 1: just go yeah. Unfortunately, because I remember was your school
Speaker 1: of the pig, So they did the the pig release.
Speaker 3: Someone now like the prank. No we had. I think
Speaker 3: it was like a fun ton of ice or something
Speaker 3: like that. Somebody somebody released like a like an obnoxious
Speaker 3: amount of mice that yeah, releasing a pig.
Speaker 1: At least did the pull the alarm. And then we
Speaker 1: threw water balloons at like, well, paint balloons at people
Speaker 1: that came out. It was really people got in a
Speaker 1: lot of trouble with people. I was I was gonna go,
Speaker 1: I was gonna be there, but I think for some
Speaker 1: reason I had to use the bathroom when I was
Speaker 1: like bitching now and I was like, I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: go do that. And then I remember seeing it half
Speaker 1: of people getting fucking expelled and ship I was like,
Speaker 1: oh wow, yeah, paint man, what the that's a little
Speaker 1: lead leading Of course it was. It was actually just
Speaker 1: lead with a little bit of color. It was just
Speaker 1: throwing lead at people. Lead with a little bit of color.
Speaker 1: Very good.
Speaker 2: That is kind of what the idea that is kind
Speaker 2: of lead paint is.
Speaker 1: Lead paint is like mostly lead. The fact that that's
Speaker 1: real crazy, I don't know anything about that, dude.
Speaker 3: Just the way, like the way that it chips and
Speaker 3: the way that it's like you can tell it's like,
Speaker 3: this is not normal, man, I guess pain.
Speaker 1: This isn't pain in the way that people think. People
Speaker 1: think that a lot of boomers the reason why they
Speaker 1: suck so bad is because a lot of them.
Speaker 2: Have lead poisoning.
Speaker 1: Oh they surely do. A lot of them have lead poisoning,
Speaker 1: and it's led to the reason why they suck.
Speaker 2: There's there's a lot of a lot of I would
Speaker 2: say historians will even talk about like the Roman Empire,
Speaker 2: while say the rich people are always drinking out of
Speaker 2: ship that was laced and lead. You know, so their
Speaker 2: their wine was just like they were. They were getting
Speaker 2: all crazy and loopy, and then weird emperors and crazy
Speaker 2: you know, weird shit kept always happening. Yeah, so you know,
Speaker 2: it tracks if you if you soak up enough that
Speaker 2: you you kind of go kind of get crazy.
Speaker 3: I wonder if that helps them though on some level,
Speaker 3: I think so, you know what I mean, because like
Speaker 3: let me, let me put it this way, when things
Speaker 3: would get crazy when people had lead poisoning, the people
Speaker 3: under the underlings were also lead poisoned to some extent,
Speaker 3: and so it led to like, oh, you know, but
Speaker 3: like it also like you know, I'm crazy enough to
Speaker 3: go in there and take you out kind of, you
Speaker 3: know what I mean, overthrow everything. I feel like now
Speaker 3: we're kind of pacified because we don't have lead poisoning.
Speaker 3: I feel like if we were more lead poisoned, we
Speaker 3: probably wouldn't be in this situation. It's probably would have
Speaker 3: ended a while ago.
Speaker 2: Or at least we wouldn't care as much. Maybe we
Speaker 2: would be, like I feel like a lot if.
Speaker 1: We have lead poisoning. I don't know about you, guys,
Speaker 1: what do you mean? You think so?
Speaker 2: I think, I mean it makes sense. You are insane
Speaker 2: and dumb and gay, well, you know all the things.
Speaker 1: A moment, A moment, please, a moment, Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: thinking about the gay part. You're thinking about the gay part?
Speaker 2: I mean here ever, read the symptoms of lead.
Speaker 1: Homosexuality and biggest, bigger than a fucking pamphlet.
Speaker 3: If you buy a piece of lead, like Tucker Carlson
Speaker 3: and appears, that's been what his argument.
Speaker 1: Was, Like Gaby boards her product.
Speaker 2: It's a choice because you're around lead, it's creepy, cything heavy.
Speaker 1: To fall next to him, not on him, but next
Speaker 1: to him and really scare the funk out of him,
Speaker 1: like being so close to death and not die, just
Speaker 1: to fuck him up for a while.
Speaker 2: That might be scary because because then that might have him.
Speaker 2: He might realize his mortality and be like, I gotta
Speaker 2: like be faster with my racism.
Speaker 1: I need to like complete this.
Speaker 2: You know, because he always does the plausible deniability about
Speaker 2: the Great Replacement Ship.
Speaker 1: It's all of them. They all they all like, well
Speaker 1: they're doing that.
Speaker 2: Maybe possibly yeah, like whenever they're directly in front and
Speaker 2: they're like, oh you know that. So maybe he'll just
Speaker 2: be like, oh wait, I'm gonna be three times worse
Speaker 2: than Nick Flints now you know, he's like, I gotta
Speaker 2: I don't know, I'm gonna speed run Nick Winton.
Speaker 1: I don't know what's three times worst than Nick went.
Speaker 1: I feel like Nick, I think just after him is
Speaker 1: like active, like, yeah, they just started. They just start
Speaker 1: hunting black people. Yeah, Like that's like Tuger Carlson.
Speaker 2: He just has a fucking rifle, puts on a Safari suit.
Speaker 2: He actually starts.
Speaker 1: Dressed exactly like my father. He dresses like King Like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna dress like Kingston's dad. It's like what the
Speaker 1: fight says that on one of his things, and I'm like, what, I'm.
Speaker 2: Gonna dress like King Dad?
Speaker 1: But why?
Speaker 2: But why to kill people like King Dad? To kill
Speaker 2: people like King Dad? Even though I think King Dad's
Speaker 2: a great guy, the best of his I don't like
Speaker 2: his son though.
Speaker 1: His son's kind of gay, too much lead, too much
Speaker 1: light being a King Dad. I'm think I'm getting a
Speaker 1: puppy actually, oh really yeah yeah, before yesterday, everything was,
Speaker 1: before my day got worse. I was what you call it.
Speaker 1: I was gonna we were gonna go check out a puppy,
Speaker 1: I think tomorrow, a little little poodle. What was that?
Speaker 2: A little one?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Little one are nice dogs if you raise them correctly,
Speaker 3: they could be.
Speaker 1: They could be kind of did but.
Speaker 2: I mean I already know, I knew it wasn't your decision.
Speaker 1: Oh noe puppy. They're good.
Speaker 2: They're a good dog I have for clean reasons. They
Speaker 2: don't shed very much.
Speaker 3: They don't shed at all, basically. I mean they shed
Speaker 3: like a person sheds, you know, not like a fucking dog,
Speaker 3: where like they lay down and they stand.
Speaker 1: Up and then half of them is left behind. It's
Speaker 1: like one of the Scooby Do things and they run
Speaker 1: away and the smoke is safe like their body.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's the first thing you think about animals For me, man,
Speaker 3: it's just like, damn, this is so fucking dirty.
Speaker 2: Gotta brush them, man, I gotta brush them.
Speaker 1: Brush my dog all the time.
Speaker 2: It takes a lot. I would brush my shepherd. It
Speaker 2: would be disgusting.
Speaker 1: They love it, though, It'll still be disgusting. That'd be
Speaker 1: like I'd brush her and it'd be like, dude, how
Speaker 1: are you? How are you not sick? But losing this
Speaker 1: much hair? Like that doesn't make sense.
Speaker 3: It's like they're on chemo, but like it never manages.
Speaker 1: It's like never someone's on chemo for three years, but
Speaker 1: they never lose any weight. Bro, They're like they look fine.
Speaker 1: They're like, I actually don't have cancer, you guys, Why
Speaker 1: I do keep it?
Speaker 2: Therapy for like the lulls. Yeah, oh yeah. I've seen
Speaker 2: a handful of people handle it really well. But I
Speaker 2: guess it's the amount of shit that they were on.
Speaker 2: But I've seen some people are I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: they didn't lose any hair, they were fine. But then
Speaker 2: I also seen, you know, like my my friend's mom
Speaker 2: where then she like she had a wig and I'm.
Speaker 1: Like, damn, that's crazy. Like it's just I guess it
Speaker 1: just depends.
Speaker 3: I think it's kind of like pregnancy where I feel
Speaker 3: like they're I feel like people who go through it
Speaker 3: are kind of over overstanding. How Yeah, I think it's
Speaker 3: just kind of like it's not can't be. There's no
Speaker 3: reason for you to get fat.
Speaker 2: There's no reason for you to complaint for you to
Speaker 2: get fat.
Speaker 3: The one thing that is absolutely actually kind of necessary
Speaker 3: my cousin.
Speaker 1: When she had her kid, if she laid down on
Speaker 1: her back, she wouldn't be able to breathe.
Speaker 2: Like that is crazy.
Speaker 1: I was like, that's uh, I think as I laughed.
Speaker 1: I laughed at first, I thought she was kidding, and
Speaker 1: then I was like, no, you're you actually can't breathe.
Speaker 2: That baby's killing you.
Speaker 3: If you don't know how to breathe as an adult,
Speaker 3: maybe you shouldn't be having children.
Speaker 1: Did We didn't really learn how to breathe though, really,
Speaker 1: even normally, we didn't learn how to do that.
Speaker 2: Yeah we did. No, you don't learn how to breathe.
Speaker 3: You kind of do it, which, well, yeah, you learn
Speaker 3: it instantly.
Speaker 1: No, you don't learn it, you just have it.
Speaker 2: I feel like you learn it. I feel like.
Speaker 1: Learning is active process of not knowing then knowing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but for the one frame you don't know.
Speaker 1: But for breathing, you don't. You don't do that, you
Speaker 1: just do it. You're just doing it.
Speaker 3: I feel like, for a single frame, you don't really
Speaker 3: know how to do it.
Speaker 2: I distinctly remember learning how to breathe.
Speaker 1: Me too, I was eight. I don't think I learned
Speaker 1: how to breathe. What he was he was a respirator.
Speaker 3: I had straws sticking out of my chest and deeply
Speaker 3: embedded into my lungs. Oh, that would like kind of
Speaker 3: like filter area.
Speaker 2: See I pictured you were just like blue until you're like, that's.
Speaker 1: Crazy, mega mind blue Mom, I did it.
Speaker 3: You wouldn't know how to speak after that, Like your
Speaker 3: brain would be soa you held your breath for eight years,
Speaker 3: you'd be like Jordan Peterson.
Speaker 1: Now yeah, yeah, he's like you'd be like like Jordan
Speaker 1: Peterson two years from right now.
Speaker 3: I've seen for some reason, I don't know if you
Speaker 3: guys are getting this content.
Speaker 1: I don't even know if.
Speaker 3: I don't think the audience is getting this content either,
Speaker 3: but I'm getting this hyper specific content. Every time a
Speaker 3: reel comes across my feet, it's always got like five
Speaker 3: thousand likes, so it's not even like huge, but like
Speaker 3: they're different videos every time, and it's and it's just
Speaker 3: Jordan Peterson arguing about grand theft auto.
Speaker 1: Yeah he's doing I just got it last night. It
Speaker 1: was him making an argument.
Speaker 2: He was doing the lecture about how g T A
Speaker 2: four is better with the high pitch.
Speaker 1: High. Your algorithms are crazy.
Speaker 3: I've been getting these four weeks.
Speaker 1: I think I just I think I actually reach posted
Speaker 1: it actually agith like them.
Speaker 2: It's a terrible impression. Also, it's it's not very good,
Speaker 2: but that's.
Speaker 1: Why I like it. It's I don't get like that.
Speaker 1: My stream is like D and D shit uh the
Speaker 1: occasional like object racism loser.
Speaker 3: My Twitter is bad anymore? Like every time I scroll
Speaker 3: on Twitter, like because they have the thing. It's like
Speaker 3: you cook on a video and you scroll every like
Speaker 3: tenth one is just blown out pussy.
Speaker 2: It's just like straight porn.
Speaker 3: And then it's just it's like okay, and then you
Speaker 3: go back and it's like it's.
Speaker 1: Like poorn and Nick Foin. It's very very dangerous. If
Speaker 1: you were if you were fourteen, you'd be in a date.
Speaker 3: I'd be a menace if I was fourteen, I had
Speaker 3: this exact algorithm.
Speaker 1: How do you how would you even like if you
Speaker 1: because I feel like that that's the thing that would
Speaker 1: make you like want to kill yourself because you're watching porn,
Speaker 1: but you're also watching Nick flint flint as who completely
Speaker 1: is against it and is trying to shame you, and like,
Speaker 1: how do you deal with that?
Speaker 3: Well, that's the that's the goal. I was like, it's
Speaker 3: it makes you. They make you want to jerk off
Speaker 3: all the time, and then watch somebody who shames you
Speaker 3: for it, so you feel bad and and then it
Speaker 3: makes you want to redirect your anger outward, which makes
Speaker 3: you want to watch more Nick.
Speaker 1: And it makes you angry at women because the porn
Speaker 1: that they're showing you they're not giving you because you
Speaker 1: do belong to you. Effectively, they're your possessions.
Speaker 2: They are property women and this is true.
Speaker 1: This is true. This is true. Yeah, so it turns
Speaker 1: you into what we have now somebody that's like fucking
Speaker 1: ooh wu notices bulls and then another fellow goes sleeping forever.
Speaker 1: So you know, it's stuff like that, which is nuts.
Speaker 1: I my my regular side of mine is like everybody
Speaker 1: I know, and I've made it like like I've finally
Speaker 1: made it like time based, so it goes based on
Speaker 1: when things are chronological. I was I was thinking chological
Speaker 1: is like that is the sound, right, it's not so magical.
Speaker 1: But but on the other side, it's just like big
Speaker 1: titty bitches, yeah, objectly horrible takes about anything or racism,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I hate it here.
Speaker 2: I'll definitely give the occasional racism because you know the
Speaker 2: stuff that's going on across the pond, you know, kind
Speaker 2: of kind of deal that we're giving people were giving
Speaker 2: money to and shit. But like so there's that like
Speaker 2: that constantly props up because it's just like, hey, don't
Speaker 2: you want to like talk shit to It's like it's
Speaker 2: trying to get me to join m I'm like, all right,
Speaker 2: well I'm not really trying, but all.
Speaker 1: I'm not really trying, but hey, I'm here, and i'm here.
Speaker 2: I'll laugh a little bit because some of the shit's
Speaker 2: funny went wrong.
Speaker 1: It's it's like always like these ridiculous takes about, like
Speaker 1: like unfortunately my algorithm knows how big of a Stars
Speaker 1: fan and it's like, actually, the Jedi Order is the
Speaker 1: reason for everything going wrong and it's their fault and
Speaker 1: he deserved to die. And I'm like, I can't ding
Speaker 1: like Anakin fucking Anakin sympathizers there, dude, I Lily's Anakin sympathizer.
Speaker 2: Bothers me a lot. It really aggravates me. What does
Speaker 2: it make sense?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: Because I would think like, oh, that would be the
Speaker 2: Flint test crowd. They would be simply sympathizers.
Speaker 1: But like it because he's good looking, that's it. It's
Speaker 1: simply because Hagerston's a good looking guy. And it's like, Lily,
Speaker 1: I get it, he's really cool. I like Anakin Skywalker,
Speaker 1: but he's a mass murderer. If she's like so what, no,
Speaker 1: she didn't, I am not. You've been there, I've heard
Speaker 1: it yeah, you've been there. One of our other friends too,
Speaker 1: of actually two of our other friends have said it
Speaker 1: in front of us and women.
Speaker 3: Yeah, women women like yeah, women women like evil people.
Speaker 1: I mean if from the amount of women like the idea,
Speaker 1: like the idea of that in any count and like, oh.
Speaker 3: Ship, dude, the signs look at a bron man. Yes,
Speaker 3: you know, yeah, it's arguable that her fault really.
Speaker 2: Like yeah, I mean, I mean, she didn't deserve it,
Speaker 2: what she didn't deserve anything.
Speaker 1: But it's like, you know you you made you're how
Speaker 1: do I know before you do?
Speaker 3: You think Hiller would have been as motivated if he
Speaker 3: didn't have everyone.
Speaker 1: I think he was clearly probably gay, so without her
Speaker 1: probably would have been even more.
Speaker 3: He was gay, Actually I think he was. I think
Speaker 3: he was tweaked out and fucking mentally defective.
Speaker 1: I think he dude him at the Olympics was crazy.
Speaker 1: That is such a funny video because he is he's
Speaker 1: tweaked out.
Speaker 3: Yeah he's not gay, He's not tweet that I gay.
Speaker 1: What if he's getting tweaked because he is gay, doesn't
Speaker 1: want to think about being gay, so he gets tweaked.
Speaker 1: You think he's rocking back and forth, because he's a
Speaker 1: butt plug in two things would be sure the same time,
Speaker 1: he's just getting gayer and gear.
Speaker 3: There there are people who I think are gay. I
Speaker 3: think I think for sure. I think Carlson's game.
Speaker 2: I think Kirk was gay.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think I think Carlson Kirk, and uh, there's
Speaker 3: somebody else I think.
Speaker 2: But possibly Walsh is gay. I think the fishing thing completely.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, there's a the only three that
Speaker 2: I'm certain of, though, but.
Speaker 1: I think I think is not actively gay.
Speaker 2: I think Walston.
Speaker 1: I think Kirk was actual. So did we say because
Speaker 1: he's like hyper gay?
Speaker 2: Yeah, because he says he's like asexual essentially, like oh
Speaker 2: fucking having sex with women's gay, all this this and that.
Speaker 1: But then he's also hanging out with cat boy. I
Speaker 1: think he's by. I think he's by.
Speaker 2: You think it's b I would, which.
Speaker 3: Is definitely yeah, he's still it is really yeah. I mean,
Speaker 3: I mean, here's the thing.
Speaker 2: I've never seen Flinton's hangout with the woman, but I've
Speaker 2: seen him hang out with the gay cat boy. Right
Speaker 2: there is that there's the ample amount of evidence of that.
Speaker 3: But yeah, I think Shapiro is straight. I just think
Speaker 3: he's weak.
Speaker 2: I think he's I think he does not have sex
Speaker 2: with his wife other than appro create.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but that, but he's straight. He's the sad person
Speaker 3: with a zero percent sex trif probably, but like theoretically
Speaker 3: likes women. I think I can't wait.
Speaker 1: I can't to come on you. I can't wait to
Speaker 1: come on you.
Speaker 2: I think terrified.
Speaker 1: I think the idea of a moist vagina really get
Speaker 1: away from yeah, like one time drilling she was from
Speaker 1: down there. Stop crying, you know ground don't like that crin,
Speaker 1: I hang out. I failed in movies.
Speaker 3: I felt in the film like all my other fucking
Speaker 3: like when it feels like sandpaper.
Speaker 1: Actually failed film. My family is really good in the media,
Speaker 1: and I'm horrible, actually crazy actually for him, someone of
Speaker 1: his you know background. Oh no. In fact, all of
Speaker 1: my colleagues are White's premises, and they're all they're all
Speaker 1: gonna come after me.
Speaker 2: Everybody's really mean to me.
Speaker 1: Now. I don't know why, but.
Speaker 3: Everybodys mean to me just because I love Israel.
Speaker 2: I don't get it.
Speaker 1: I don't get it.
Speaker 2: I don't get it.
Speaker 1: I like the way they do everything.
Speaker 2: So who's the straightest out of all of them? Like,
Speaker 2: what do you think, like, who's the most.
Speaker 1: Who's the straight.
Speaker 3: Probably like it's probably like an older it's probably like
Speaker 3: Bill O'Reilly or something.
Speaker 1: Bill O'Reilly. He's definitely a straight guy.
Speaker 2: He's definitely like a rush straight to Russia. Definitely.
Speaker 1: I'm not so sure.
Speaker 2: He had a massive drug addiction, and usually those guys
Speaker 2: like suck a lot of cock to get more drugs.
Speaker 1: They're willing. He's not necessarily. I think he liked it.
Speaker 2: He's yeah, so he straight that he did his job,
Speaker 2: did it so before there was grinder it was just
Speaker 2: like Craigslist, so he was probably being Craigslist a lot.
Speaker 2: I imagine it's like none of.
Speaker 3: The it's none of the biggest ones, though. I think
Speaker 3: it's always like like underling.
Speaker 2: Oh, we forgot the straightest Dave Rubin.
Speaker 3: So actually though, which is hilarious. He is kind of
Speaker 3: the least way. No, he said it, Dave Ruben.
Speaker 1: Coming out as straight would be crazy.
Speaker 2: William straight Now I'm healed.
Speaker 1: Actually, I don't want to hang out my husband anymore
Speaker 1: ill he's growth my gay husband. I hit him with
Speaker 1: a Nintendo until he stopped breathing.
Speaker 3: That's one of the memories I had of him was like,
Speaker 3: we played like some fucking n S game in his
Speaker 3: green room or oh really before we did the show.
Speaker 1: In that room where they cake you and make up
Speaker 1: and they throw you out terrifying, but you insane becauseude
Speaker 1: look like an anime character. It was like, why does
Speaker 1: looks like that?
Speaker 2: Listen, listen, I look like an AI generated vers some
Speaker 2: clear ship because they were like, oh, we don't have
Speaker 2: your shade of makeup. I'm like, I don't need makeup,
Speaker 2: and then they were like oh and then they gave
Speaker 2: me some clear ship.
Speaker 1: It was like probably his combers on that, and it
Speaker 1: made me look like a fucking baby or like an
Speaker 1: anime charter. And I was like, I already looked like
Speaker 1: like Ellen DeGeneres, but he looks like an animated I
Speaker 1: hate it, dude.
Speaker 2: I was I saw those videos and Picture twenty seventeen giddy.
Speaker 1: When I saw those, I was like, what is the funails?
Speaker 2: Like, why would you so much? I look like I'm
Speaker 2: so excited, Like I just like, what the like, what is.
Speaker 1: This guy talking HI about? He's fucking ecstatic? I do remember.
Speaker 1: It was so fucking ridiculous. It was so dumb.
Speaker 2: I was why why that's a crazy almost dmo.
Speaker 1: I was gonna can you you? I was like, whatever,
Speaker 1: I was about to ask him, give you change. That's
Speaker 1: fucking stupid. Like that's a terrible shot.
Speaker 3: But what I would love that It's still the main
Speaker 3: picture that people use to me if I'm excited all.
Speaker 2: The one like an article you had a little die
Speaker 2: in your hair, right.
Speaker 1: Or like is very different Actually as a partially brown blonde,
Speaker 1: then it.
Speaker 3: Was like yeah, it was like yeah, it was the
Speaker 3: streaks of it where like at the ends of them,
Speaker 3: So it was like this weird max uh huh. I
Speaker 3: kind of didn't hate it, but like I just looked
Speaker 3: insane in that video because it's like overexposed. I'm like
Speaker 3: completely shaven. I look like I'm twelve.
Speaker 2: Kind of yeah, that's the thing, Like whatever, I hate
Speaker 2: it because I looked in twenty seventeen especially, I looked young,
Speaker 2: and so was like, why would you put.
Speaker 1: Shit on me in a high chair? Man? Why would
Speaker 1: that you you're waiting for a spoon ex Davy Davy,
Speaker 1: I dude, I remember actively seeing that fucking thumbnail and
Speaker 1: being like, what the fuck. That's why I was even
Speaker 1: on the political space of the internet and I was like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck did they tell Dared to get him
Speaker 1: smiling like that?
Speaker 2: It's funny that you saying. I just imagine how many
Speaker 2: other people thought the same thing you're saying that. I'm thinking,
Speaker 2: how many people like, what the fuck is this stupid?
Speaker 2: Especially if they didn't know me, Like who fuck's that guy?
Speaker 1: And they just skip over it? But not interested, not interested,
Speaker 1: not interested, going to racist four Chane and meet Yeah,
Speaker 1: I saw this happy nigga and it's fun I didn't.
Speaker 3: A black person smiling just fucking Cariem really.
Speaker 1: Really turned him into that chapter version of the fucking
Speaker 1: clan member. Yeah, he just jacked hijacked my day.
Speaker 2: That's I wonder if we've ever turned somebody racist by proxy,
Speaker 2: like we didn't directly do anything to them, but somehow
Speaker 2: I have I have a video on my phone.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I haven't saved or not, but
Speaker 1: I've seen it. It's this video of this white woman
Speaker 1: with like four black dudes in her house. They're clearly
Speaker 1: about throwing the train on her, and the black guys
Speaker 1: are like fucking dancing, making noise in us, and they
Speaker 1: go and they start bothering her son in his bedroom
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I've seen this. I'm like, oh, he's racist. Man,
Speaker 1: like they just they just yeah made that's so fucked up.
Speaker 1: Ye that would make you raising. That's yeah, you're like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck are these people doing? Unfortunately, especially if
Speaker 1: he lives in like a it's like North Dakota or
Speaker 1: something like, Yeah, my few and trying some black people
Speaker 1: sitting on them, fuck my mom and make jokes about it.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. That's pretty bad.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what a terrible mom man.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Also, yeah, that's the thing. He's gonna be racist,
Speaker 1: but he's gonna love his mom. Litt nigga, be about
Speaker 1: bus training your mom.
Speaker 2: Trying to up trains train shoo.
Speaker 1: Hell this dick, while I uh while I position your mom.
Speaker 3: A little, you need a little that's crazy, a little brace.
Speaker 1: It's not technically pedophila. He's just asking for assistance. I mean,
Speaker 1: it's don't try, don't try to do that.
Speaker 2: It's a the world's greatest lawyer, your honor, your honor.
Speaker 1: It's not.
Speaker 3: He's not a pedophile. He was asking just twitter trial
Speaker 3: that distress.
Speaker 1: He's so large it needs to rest, laying laying your
Speaker 1: penis rest on a kid, because you gotta do something
Speaker 1: else that's.
Speaker 3: Some Diddy it was it you just sent me to
Speaker 3: think about, Like the kid talking about talking to his
Speaker 3: dad about like, uh, the kids at school playing Diddy Tag?
Speaker 2: No, what are we talking about?
Speaker 3: Let him been smoking or something the kids have so
Speaker 3: it's like, man, I was, uh, we were playing didty Tag?
Speaker 1: And whoever's it is? Diddy?
Speaker 3: It's like seven year olds or something, And he was like,
Speaker 3: how do you know? What do you know about that?
Speaker 3: And he goes like he's got baby oil.
Speaker 1: That's greaty.
Speaker 3: I was not nearly plugged in, like well obviously, well yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: we didn't have internet.
Speaker 1: More primitive version of the world that was technically better.
Speaker 3: I think, well, yeah, but it's just interesting because I
Speaker 3: just I remember not knowing what the fuck was going
Speaker 3: on at all with like pop culture or anything until
Speaker 3: like maybe like honestly, like for twelve fifteen, for like
Speaker 3: thirteen or something like earliest for me, I really.
Speaker 1: Started figuring out the world was going because my goings
Speaker 1: on the world's goings on were always like not aligned exactly.
Speaker 1: But I really figured out like late middle school because
Speaker 1: I was.
Speaker 3: Like, oh, yeah, there's like culture, like culture, like seventh grade,
Speaker 3: seventh grade for sure, me too. When I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: I guess there's culture or something like.
Speaker 2: There's really things happening.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's news.
Speaker 2: Looking through the cable like and checking out all the
Speaker 2: different watching was born.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Britney Spears is one of the first things that
Speaker 3: I remember, like crazy. That was one of the first
Speaker 3: things I remember being cognizant of as far as like
Speaker 3: cultural like news or whatever, like pop culture.
Speaker 1: I was going I actively remember all that happening and
Speaker 1: thinking like, oh, why won't they leave?
Speaker 2: Even as a kid, I was like, why don't they
Speaker 2: leave for alone?
Speaker 1: I don't know he's going way because I was like
Speaker 1: because I was because because I was thinking the whole time,
Speaker 1: was that like, oh, she's going through something. Why is
Speaker 1: she still on the news? I swear to no way
Speaker 1: you thought that. I was like maybe maybe because I
Speaker 1: was like, you know, we thought granted, but granted. I
Speaker 1: had an older sister who was like to be conscious
Speaker 1: enough to be like, that's really fucked up. So I
Speaker 1: was like, if she's sick and she's like shaving her head,
Speaker 1: why are we being mean more mean to her? It
Speaker 1: was like I don't know, but you're gay, And I
Speaker 1: was like, you're a little bit. She said, I don't know,
Speaker 1: but you are gay, Kingston. How old are you six? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're gay.
Speaker 2: She's just like, I'm about to get this money. She
Speaker 2: pulled out a fucking camera and immediately started bashing it
Speaker 2: on Britney Spears's face and then taking pictures.
Speaker 3: Those are all unusable shots. It's black blurs and like
Speaker 3: flashes of light and that's it. Maybe one eye.
Speaker 1: Kind of that poor girl man hurt that situation.
Speaker 2: So, like, I that wouldn't bother me as much as
Speaker 2: like learning about the conservatorship because like her going, yeah,
Speaker 2: she had.
Speaker 1: A mental thing that happened. I really feel like that.
Speaker 1: But it was media that kind of like comes with
Speaker 1: the territory.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it was like, look, I'm not I'm not
Speaker 2: like defending the paparazzi because I think they're vultures, right,
Speaker 2: But if you want to get in that lifestyle and
Speaker 2: sign those contracts and stuff like that, it has been
Speaker 2: this way for a very long time. So it's like,
Speaker 2: I know, you can't prepare yourself for it, but if
Speaker 2: you're gonna go for it, it's it's kind of like
Speaker 2: playing American football. You kind of know you're gonna risk
Speaker 2: getting CT or boxing. So I see it in the
Speaker 2: same way where like I want there to be better things,
Speaker 2: but also the fucking people have to help themselves out
Speaker 2: too by not just like let me just go and
Speaker 2: get my head punched in without like, you know, trying
Speaker 2: to work with scientists or whatever the fuck because I
Speaker 2: don't know, man, it's stupid.
Speaker 1: It's stupid, dumb and gay. They also just.
Speaker 2: Drink lead and then it would probably everybody would forget
Speaker 2: about their play.
Speaker 1: If you have CT and our game, you drink let,
Speaker 1: will you be back to normal?
Speaker 5: Mmm?
Speaker 1: What it like?
Speaker 2: Lit it like nege itself out? I think you would
Speaker 2: just like forget your gay. Oh I think that's all
Speaker 2: that would happen, So you'd be like blowing dudes or whatever.
Speaker 2: You wouldn't know, why wouldn't you like?
Speaker 1: Huh? Did I just? Can you get brain damage if
Speaker 1: you get your homosexual? What do you what are you saying?
Speaker 1: You think that will rise back up? You know? Wait?
Speaker 1: What did you what did you say?
Speaker 2: People get brain damage and it personalities get altered?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Can you get brain damage into being homosexual?
Speaker 1: Out of it? Out of it? Either or either direction?
Speaker 1: I don't like what that like? Rise back up, and
Speaker 1: that's what they're their conversion therapists that are suggesting that
Speaker 1: you people sapped out of it or manipulated out of
Speaker 1: it or something.
Speaker 3: I think you could theoretically, I don't think you could
Speaker 3: do it on purpose, you know what I mean. I
Speaker 3: think you'd have to sustain a crazy amount of damage
Speaker 3: and somehow come back and then just happen to have
Speaker 3: that change about you.
Speaker 1: I read about those people that.
Speaker 2: Like got like brain damage or they got like hit
Speaker 2: really hard and then they speak, Yeah, they know a
Speaker 2: fluent language.
Speaker 1: I gotta be I don't believe with you. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't feel like, because what do you mean, people
Speaker 1: change their afflents though that happens, people get like hit
Speaker 1: with fucking like. I don't know. I believe that either. No,
Speaker 1: that one I've seen, but I think it's only that's
Speaker 1: but that's but I think that's only by the fact
Speaker 1: that they've been near it proxy and they've picked up
Speaker 1: enough on it it passively. I just I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think if I get brain damage, I could possibly
Speaker 1: get hit and speak Spanish pretty well. Here's what I
Speaker 1: think happens. I don't think I'm gonna learn like Tbetan.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, here's what I think happens to your accent if
Speaker 3: you get brain damage. Mm hmm, that's what happens to
Speaker 3: your accent. It doesn't like you're not gonna become like.
Speaker 2: Here he is.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's me. I think that can happen.
Speaker 2: I don't think.
Speaker 1: I don't think the language will change. Welcome to the
Speaker 1: snock Egg Podcast. It's me Chris. I had brain day,
Speaker 1: which is this is why i've voice.
Speaker 3: Now would you like a bowl of would you like
Speaker 3: very and we're talking about the food of course?
Speaker 1: Would you like the delicious fags? The food of course?
Speaker 1: First of all, they even sound greats like the fucking
Speaker 1: what they are it does, isn't it just haggen fucking Barley.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: You gotta you gotta look disgusting when when you use
Speaker 3: a British, well, you're doing a very specific old British,
Speaker 3: like an old posh like oh yes, like like he
Speaker 3: has like.
Speaker 1: A library full of like Nick Knackson, right, he's got syphilis.
Speaker 2: You know, it's crazy.
Speaker 1: You can tell when people are British? Isn't that interesting?
Speaker 1: What you mean? Like from their profile, the way they look,
Speaker 1: have a look like I was, like I was watching
Speaker 1: the music video and I was like the moment, the
Speaker 1: moment someone walk around, this is a British small.
Speaker 3: Like oh the guy guy guessing people, yeah, immediately calling
Speaker 3: the Somali's ridiculous.
Speaker 1: Have a Lookali's look. It's like Ethiopians, like, yeah, around
Speaker 1: that region, it's all the o'clock very clockable West Africa.
Speaker 1: They have distinct looks and then you go down to
Speaker 1: like like northwest northwest, sorry, northeast northwest they do to
Speaker 1: actually northwest.
Speaker 2: I don't know because that's like say, I like the
Speaker 2: if you're talking about the north north like that little strip.
Speaker 2: I can't really tell the difference between that and someone
Speaker 2: in the Middle East.
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 2: Personally. I think they look a little more black. They
Speaker 2: probably a little enough, like more like enough where they
Speaker 2: just look like like, oh, there's a guy from a
Speaker 2: the like you said, Morocco. There's uh, it's all a
Speaker 2: lot of north in like well, the French speaking ones
Speaker 2: that I can't tell like if they're from fucking Jordan
Speaker 2: or if they're from like like I see them they're
Speaker 2: on like ninety fiance all the time scamming people. Yeah,
Speaker 2: like uh, and they I'm like, I couldn't tell. I
Speaker 2: couldn't tell who the fox like West Africa. Now you
Speaker 2: go to uh, like Cameroonian or someone in Kenya, Nigeria
Speaker 2: or whatever like I've had, there's like black folk African
Speaker 2: and those people. I'm like, nope, there's the only thing
Speaker 2: is the accent, Like I know a Nigerian accent. That's
Speaker 2: the only one that I actually know.
Speaker 1: I know Cameroonians are big, that's a Cameronians are pretty big. Nigerians, Uh,
Speaker 1: they're kind of the patchionate when Nigerians are very passionate.
Speaker 2: They're not the because for a while they were the
Speaker 2: like scam capital. Yeah, and then the Indians just killed them,
Speaker 2: like it just came in like a jet.
Speaker 1: Land on the battlefield and it's like it's like Goku
Speaker 1: showing up to fight. Freezing all of.
Speaker 3: Those videos of the people busting the scams in India
Speaker 3: where they get the hackingto the camera and talk to
Speaker 3: them and ship like I see you with your vest
Speaker 3: or whatever.
Speaker 1: It's good stuff that sounds like magic.
Speaker 3: It's magical content.
Speaker 2: My friend uh just last week got threatened buy an
Speaker 2: Indians camera threatened, so like he picked up because I.
Speaker 1: Literally put that in the chat. I put the first thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess one of them called and he answered it,
Speaker 2: and he just kept saying like random quotes. I'll kill you, like, uh,
Speaker 2: what that chicken sandwich from South Park for those goubacs.
Speaker 2: I don't if you remember that. I don't remember that episode.
Speaker 2: It was basically the back when South Park was actually
Speaker 2: I don't know it was there on fire, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean. It was the basically they're from the future.
Speaker 2: They were they were they were like the day labors,
Speaker 2: you know that they're working. And then like he could,
Speaker 2: Stan couldn't understand them. We were trying to get like
Speaker 2: a cheeseburger. He kept which and anyway, so he kept
Speaker 2: saying ship like that, and the guy got really upset,
Speaker 2: and then he started sending him like his addresses and
Speaker 2: he's like, I know where your family lives, and like
Speaker 2: we're going to like you know, we're gonna erase you
Speaker 2: and all this shit. It was just saying all this
Speaker 2: crazy ship and I'm like, dude, that's I was like,
Speaker 2: what are you gonna do is He's like, what the
Speaker 2: are they gonna do?
Speaker 1: Their Indian like talking about you can't hurt me. He's
Speaker 1: not even the same place. It's not the same realm
Speaker 1: as me. He's in a different place.
Speaker 2: Well he didn't say that directly, obviously, it was clearly
Speaker 2: just like, oh he's he's not here. What the fuck
Speaker 2: are they gonna do? And I but I think I'm like,
Speaker 2: you don't at least want to give the number to
Speaker 2: the police or something, just to you know.
Speaker 1: But I guess the police make one of them cry,
Speaker 1: or to make one of the scammers his cry, like
Speaker 1: to say a bunch of shit and really bother him,
Speaker 1: not even threats. It's like this ship that like he
Speaker 1: can't protests all of it, like a certain sequence of
Speaker 1: words that it's gonna make him shot himself and cry
Speaker 1: in the.
Speaker 2: Game if you make him cry, because usually they just
Speaker 2: get upset, right like yeah, which always think is so funny.
Speaker 2: The other one trying to scam you and they're getting angry.
Speaker 1: They're like they need feel it titled to scamming you.
Speaker 1: Did you not watch some dog when they really need it?
Speaker 1: All right? Well, really I think some of them do.
Speaker 2: But I feel like the ones that are doing the
Speaker 2: scamming most well, it's not true. Actually, there was a
Speaker 2: compound I watched Did you watch? There was a documentary
Speaker 2: about a compound in India where they would basically get
Speaker 2: people to work in these type of scamming things. So
Speaker 2: a lot of them are forced.
Speaker 1: They're actually all over the place. It's not just India,
Speaker 1: it's unfortunately all over each they have these compounds where
Speaker 1: they forced people to do this. So what Yeah, the
Speaker 1: world's kind of uh and I will profit off of it,
Speaker 1: all right? Should we move on? Should we go on?
Speaker 1: To some questions from a no, no, okay.
Speaker 2: Do you is there any questions for me?
Speaker 1: Ronald Reagan, Ronald Reagan.
Speaker 3: Ronald Wilson, We don't have any questions for Ronald Reagan.
Speaker 1: That's unacceptable.
Speaker 3: It's crazy to because I put out a fee that said,
Speaker 3: do you have any questions Ronald Reagan? Nobody responded that negative, like, yeah,
Speaker 3: it's been up for three days. Strangely silent.
Speaker 2: But uh, why am I so great?
Speaker 1: Oh? Great question? Great question me, great question, Ronald Reagan.
Speaker 2: Fantastic.
Speaker 3: I think I'm so great on account of my whiteness.
Speaker 1: I really enjoyed using the fact that the CIA put
Speaker 1: drugs as out of black and brown communities to then
Speaker 1: arrest those black and brown people. I love spreading crack.
Speaker 1: I love spreading crack, not having workers' rights. I didn't
Speaker 1: spread it, tricking down absolutely nothing. I didn't spread it,
Speaker 1: but I absolutely did penalize them for it being spread.
Speaker 1: I didn't put it there. Can't prove that. The CIA
Speaker 1: obviously did it. You can't prove it.
Speaker 2: I didn't do it, but I definitely used it.
Speaker 1: George Brush comes out. I's like, he definitely did it.
Speaker 1: We're gonna move on to.
Speaker 3: We're gonna move on to some questions from our patrons
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Speaker 3: All right therebon, We got some questions. I wish there
Speaker 3: was a mic under the table. They could like pick
Speaker 3: up the plastic crack like a games all the way
Speaker 3: up so it just sounds like thunder crazy. Uh yeah,
Speaker 3: we got a couple of questions here that that would
Speaker 3: be good.
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Speaker 3: since episode zero.
Speaker 1: Damn is that Zach or who's that? What do you mean?
Speaker 1: Who's episode zero?
Speaker 2: Episode zero was Zach?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 2: First time?
Speaker 1: Yeah? So first episode? I think so, I I think
Speaker 1: so he might.
Speaker 2: Have been is Alex? I think I'm Alex and forced JB.
Speaker 1: No, it was you. I think was the second. This
Speaker 1: is the first one I was on an episode? Was
Speaker 1: that right?
Speaker 2: But like we put your name in the.
Speaker 3: Because we were like, I don't know what the I'm
Speaker 3: pretty sure I don't know the audience is direct. I
Speaker 3: feel like I remember doing that because.
Speaker 1: I was like, how long ago, dude, I wan't go back,
Speaker 1: and because it also.
Speaker 3: Wasn't clear if you were going to continue to do
Speaker 3: it because we just did it was my thing. Really, yeah,
Speaker 3: I'll have you on.
Speaker 1: I want to go back and see if my light
Speaker 1: has faded between those up like the period to time.
Speaker 3: It absolutely has, really, so it's I think it is wild.
Speaker 1: I think my glimmer is still there.
Speaker 2: No, it's like it's you know, what's the biggest difference
Speaker 2: your storytelling?
Speaker 1: So there were some.
Speaker 2: I would say, go back and listen to you telling
Speaker 2: the story of the fireball. Yeah, and they are're gonna
Speaker 2: be like, damn, look at how animated and lively I sounded.
Speaker 1: I used to love life. I'm still animated by leap.
Speaker 1: There's like a different tinge to it, though. It's the
Speaker 1: looking at a digit window now sunny day.
Speaker 3: It's like it's like the Muppets Christmas Michael King when
Speaker 3: they wipe the window with the rat. That's what it's
Speaker 3: kind of like, you guys wanted to know if there
Speaker 3: are people doing important jobs listening to you guys. I
Speaker 3: am an aircraft mechanic for Gulf Stream and have worked
Speaker 3: on many celebrities slash billionaires planes for maintenance. Uh, sir, sir,
Speaker 3: I'm not saying anything. I'm not saying nothing. My question
Speaker 3: for you guys, what do you fin? My question for
Speaker 3: you guys is, uh, what is the what is the
Speaker 3: closest or most direct you guys have worked for? Slash
Speaker 3: met Powerful People Love the podcast? I worked under via technicality.
Speaker 3: I worked under fucking Larry King for like a little bit.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
Speaker 3: When they were doing like they were doing like this website,
Speaker 3: like with like a bunch of political people and they
Speaker 3: wanted me on. I was like, all right, I guess
Speaker 3: and I think I did like three videos for them
Speaker 3: and I was like, this website's fucking garbage, and I
Speaker 3: just stopped.
Speaker 2: But Larry King was abom then I remember that being
Speaker 2: like a very bizarre thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah it wasn't.
Speaker 2: It was Larry King spelled like l A R R
Speaker 2: I E.
Speaker 3: I wish it would like that would be funnier, that
Speaker 3: would be that would be so much funnier than the reality,
Speaker 3: which was just like, yeah, it actually is just Larry
Speaker 3: Take that's so fucking weird.
Speaker 1: Why why is he?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 1: What do you do?
Speaker 2: And then he died immediately.
Speaker 1: Chris Ray and Chris thank you so much.
Speaker 3: He's got a little he's got it's like a little
Speaker 3: it's like a little.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it is like a war he is
Speaker 2: absolutely there is a xeno warp stuffed in that skeleton,
Speaker 2: and it's it's trying so hard to not burst out.
Speaker 1: Live. Yeah, so that's what gil them eventually.
Speaker 2: But that's the most direct I have been in a room,
Speaker 2: which is terrified.
Speaker 1: I've been.
Speaker 3: I have been in a room with Peter Tealle before,
Speaker 3: which is which is horrifying. I survived, I made it out.
Speaker 3: I didn't talk to him or I don't even think
Speaker 3: I don't think it. I don't think like I knew
Speaker 3: the name because he was there was like Gawker right,
Speaker 3: like that was around the time that he was like.
Speaker 1: Involved with like the he was involved with Gker. I
Speaker 1: think like I think he.
Speaker 3: I think No, I think him and like whole Cogan
Speaker 3: and a couple of other people took Gawker down or something.
Speaker 3: It was something in that realm, and I remember like
Speaker 3: just hearing that, like he was there or something, you know, immediately, No,
Speaker 3: because I didn't know who the fun that guy.
Speaker 1: I didn't know who he was.
Speaker 3: I didn't know what he looked like either, because I
Speaker 3: don't know who the fuck that guy is.
Speaker 1: He was like doing Peter for a while.
Speaker 2: I was a pretty good guy, and I'm also Peter Teele.
Speaker 1: I assure you.
Speaker 3: Did he have a cloak on? I don't remember.
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 3: I'm not even sure if I saw him specifically.
Speaker 2: Was there fire around?
Speaker 1: Did he throw someone in the hear and then shoot
Speaker 1: a fucking god them?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you stay at that party, atomic energy shooting out
Speaker 2: of his mouth. I stay at that party.
Speaker 1: I did see.
Speaker 3: I did see black shadows moving with no with nothing
Speaker 3: to cast them.
Speaker 1: You're in a room, You're in a room, shadow around
Speaker 1: by himself.
Speaker 2: He just confirmed it is that is Peter Till. Right,
Speaker 2: there's a few things you can clock them by.
Speaker 1: I'm Peter Till. I have fourteen thousand shows. I can't believe. Like, see,
Speaker 1: he looks so effortlessly evil. Like he's not true too. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's just like oh, like he's just talking and he.
Speaker 3: Looks more evil now than because you look at old
Speaker 3: pictures of him and he doesn't look he doesn't look
Speaker 3: great either, but like he's so clearly evil now.
Speaker 2: It's you can see it on their face when like, like,
Speaker 2: what have you done? I've been trying to convince people
Speaker 2: that the Pope was the Antichrist? Is that the shit
Speaker 2: that he's been saying?
Speaker 3: Look, I don't know if this is true. Take this
Speaker 3: with a grain of salt. Were podcasters saw. I'm just
Speaker 3: relating ship that I saw, But I saw like some
Speaker 3: tweet or some article where there where it made the claim.
Speaker 3: The Pewter teal was claiming that the Pope was the Antichrist,
Speaker 3: which again I don't know if he said that. Very
Speaker 3: funny thing for him to say him, Yeah, because everybody
Speaker 3: assumes he is the Antichrist. Yeah, because of how weirdly
Speaker 3: obsessed he is, and of course the Antichrist would be like, oh,
Speaker 3: who's the Antichrist? The pope that would be the most
Speaker 3: obvious needs the Antichrist.
Speaker 1: Like the Hollow Night was just fucking suspended somewhere with
Speaker 1: chains wrapped around him. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I did see a quote though that and they did
Speaker 2: make a good point that the Antichrist, you know, according
Speaker 2: to biblical lore, is very charismatic, and he is absolutely not.
Speaker 2: So that is one thing that's very rich though, So
Speaker 2: he can buy charisma. He absolutely you can't buy charisma.
Speaker 3: You can buy the effects of charisma, I guess, which
Speaker 3: is ultimately kind of the same thing, but not really. Yeah,
Speaker 3: because he can't convince like normal people that he's cool,
Speaker 3: but his money is enough for people.
Speaker 1: That it isn't that it matters.
Speaker 2: You can convince the people that he needs to convince,
Speaker 2: I guess, right, right, right Rogan not to like tell
Speaker 2: him get out of his fucking everybody it has been shipping,
Speaker 2: like I think Theovonne came on his podcast recently, Joe Rogan's,
Speaker 2: and he was shitting on like Peter Tail a little bit.
Speaker 2: Joe Rogan was doing so much damage control in a way.
Speaker 1: It was crazy.
Speaker 2: I'm like, this guy is so locked into uh just
Speaker 2: always defending billionaires.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he was making Israel jokes too, oh yeah.
Speaker 1: And then and Joe was like and he just you
Speaker 1: don't want any part of this. He was like.
Speaker 2: Jewe Rogan now like, out of nowhere, out of nowhere.
Speaker 1: That's got hair again.
Speaker 2: Okay, if you type it jew Rogan on Google.
Speaker 1: I'm sure.
Speaker 2: I'm sure I've seen that that's where it comes from.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna do that. He should, you absolutely should
Speaker 2: a coward looks do me a favor. Could you read
Speaker 2: the question right under the one you just read?
Speaker 3: Elder Millennial thirty eight disturbed Guilty Pleasure rode in one
Speaker 3: hour ago.
Speaker 1: He says, why gay? Like? Why gay? Like? In general?
Speaker 1: Why gay? Oh no, it's better than it's better than
Speaker 1: buye I guess I.
Speaker 2: Think we answered this earlier. It's lid lead there.
Speaker 3: You oh, Lad, that's right, that's right, it's all. It's
Speaker 3: all Lad.
Speaker 1: You go to your friend. He's like, hey, can I
Speaker 1: show you something? You're like, what do you go to?
Speaker 1: That's really cool. He takes his past. It shows you
Speaker 1: his dick. His dick has been injected with lead for
Speaker 1: the last seven years. His penis is like a crayon.
Speaker 1: His dick is bulbous, but crayon colored. I'm gonna move
Speaker 1: on to the next question comes graphite his cop You
Speaker 1: can take his cup and drop pictures with it. What
Speaker 1: do we do with this penis?
Speaker 3: He?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Look, isn't it cool? But what he's like like when
Speaker 1: he's cool. I've seen him in like shorts everything, and
Speaker 1: it doesn't look like his piece is bulbous at all.
Speaker 1: He's like he's a regular guy. But he reveals his
Speaker 1: genitals and it's just like, what do you'd say?
Speaker 2: What is happening right now?
Speaker 1: Where's this going? Are gonna move on? Odins Zen Odinsen
Speaker 1: wrote it.
Speaker 3: He says, hey, boys, what's an underappreciated, slash underrecognized job
Speaker 3: that you feel should be highlighted in society more than
Speaker 3: it is personally? As somebody who lives in Michigan, salt
Speaker 3: truck drivers are the reason we and the rest of
Speaker 3: the Midwest can even function much much regards true, you
Speaker 3: guys would be without that truck driver is a pretty
Speaker 3: good one. But I mean there's a lot of sanitation.
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 2: Sanitation, to me is the obvious one.
Speaker 1: There's obvious sanitation. Uh, there's the most important job I
Speaker 1: think probably in the world is whores, fluffers fluffer, yes
Speaker 1: or yes, I was gonna say teachers, but I would say.
Speaker 2: That sounds like a sick ass plays horse and fluffer.
Speaker 2: Would you go like if we were like, I've already
Speaker 2: been at this point, like if that's real, I've already
Speaker 2: been someone robbed my brain and started a business already, Yeah,
Speaker 2: damn it. Or I guess I subconsciously saw the business
Speaker 2: and I just thought.
Speaker 1: I made immediately that was a house of cards that
Speaker 1: had no chests but no man, no yet.
Speaker 2: I'm actually it's annoying that I got married without doing
Speaker 2: that dumb ship.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: This is my My friends did tell me about a
Speaker 2: place in TJ called Hong Kong, and they were like.
Speaker 1: There's places the bucking and all. Like I was already like.
Speaker 2: By the time I found out about it, I was
Speaker 2: already talking to Jojo and I'm like, well, whatever, you
Speaker 2: want to go to tea.
Speaker 1: I'm like, nah, I'm good.
Speaker 3: I have no interest in it in a brothel because
Speaker 3: it was a strangers. You know, it's not even like, yeah,
Speaker 3: that's that's a that's the idea.
Speaker 1: I don't want to just go there chill. I'll be like,
Speaker 1: this is a there's a lot of fucking going on here.
Speaker 2: You've never been to a club and like hooked up
Speaker 2: with a check out of doors or something or a
Speaker 2: bar or anything like that.
Speaker 1: No, No, I don't, I don't. I don't know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that hooked up with the people well once and
Speaker 3: it was like not a good it was.
Speaker 1: It was not good. It was not a good experience.
Speaker 2: Mostly everything's mostly good. Uh, you know, every you get,
Speaker 2: you'll get a thought every once in a while. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't like just the experience was.
Speaker 1: I go to bars. I go to bars and I
Speaker 1: actually threaten every woman there. Yeah, I'm like, if you
Speaker 1: don't make good decisions right now, you're gonna get in trouble.
Speaker 1: Cover that drink right now. You know I won't do
Speaker 1: it to you, but somebody else might you, So you
Speaker 1: better cover it threatening Like like advice, you know, you
Speaker 1: negotiate safe when you get home, motherfucker, you better get
Speaker 1: home better. Fucking you tell people where you're fucking going.
Speaker 1: You better text people better. People know where your fucking
Speaker 1: drivers getting there. Because you don't, someone like me might
Speaker 1: fucking hurt someone like me, someone someone someone like me.
Speaker 1: You might not even know.
Speaker 3: It might be mean, it might not be me, but like,
Speaker 3: it's gonna be someone like me, for sure, it's someone
Speaker 3: with similar habits to me. Are gonna show someone with
Speaker 3: a similar look and design and general relatively similar building
Speaker 3: silhouette you're gonna you might even.
Speaker 1: Be confused, you might even think it's me, but it's
Speaker 1: it's not what it's gonna be somebody like that. It's
Speaker 1: generally not you. And he comes to save you later
Speaker 1: a little of it. It's like, what did I tell you? What?
Speaker 1: That guy that looks very similar to me? And he's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm very similar to he's still there. Yeah, I'm very
Speaker 1: similar to this man. Yeah, he warned you, Well, anyway,
Speaker 1: could you leave? I gotta continue assaulting her, protect her
Speaker 1: right anyway?
Speaker 3: A similar whatever whatever Big Ugly Jordan wrote in uh,
Speaker 3: he says, hello, fizz ed sex and special Eddie. How
Speaker 3: how would you go about grinching your co hosts? In
Speaker 3: other words, how would you ruin their Christmases? I like
Speaker 3: the word grinching.
Speaker 1: Grinching sounds like a sex move. Yeah, it sounds like
Speaker 1: a gross one. What would be, what the fungus in
Speaker 1: your hole? And come on, somebody, that is.
Speaker 3: That's actually discussing that.
Speaker 2: You feel like moss and your cock hole.
Speaker 1: Blow algae. You go to green load, you blew a
Speaker 1: big old green load, a green leafy load.
Speaker 3: It spare, that's actually nauseating. Ever ever heard you say?
Speaker 3: I don't even feel like.
Speaker 1: You never thought of blowing a green leafy load. And somebody,
Speaker 1: it came too quick. It looks more like spinach. You
Speaker 1: just didn't give me time to prepare for it so quickly,
Speaker 1: so immediately revolting. Alright, you asked that question, dude, I
Speaker 1: read it. I didn't ask it officially. That is, that is,
Speaker 1: That's what grinch is. That's Christ like the wind does
Speaker 1: a grunch. What are you sorry? What is a he
Speaker 1: is a who? Right, he's a what? No, I'm not
Speaker 1: kidding he's a what. There's no way that's true. He's
Speaker 1: a what. He is a what?
Speaker 2: In well, in a in a movie, he's a what.
Speaker 1: No, they never say that.
Speaker 3: Yes, are you kidding me? So there's the who's, the what's,
Speaker 3: and there's whins and where's and stuff.
Speaker 1: Probably whis house.
Speaker 2: Probably I don't think that's true. Man, he's a grinch,
Speaker 2: isn't it.
Speaker 1: He's a what he's not a who? Is the Grinch?
Speaker 1: His name? They I guess they call him. They call
Speaker 1: him the Grinch. He's a grinch like behaviors.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's like, oh the accountant, you know what
Speaker 3: I mean, like the accounts, not his name, like the accountants.
Speaker 1: They give him the name the Grinch's Grinchy. But it's
Speaker 1: the I get.
Speaker 3: But is the Grinch of profession or is it like
Speaker 3: a randomized.
Speaker 1: More of a title bestowed upon him because of his behavior?
Speaker 2: But he's green also because he's a what.
Speaker 1: I don't think that's true?
Speaker 2: So what he was supposed to be green?
Speaker 3: Like in the book, he's just like a normal He's
Speaker 3: just he's just a dick in a grinch the Doctor
Speaker 3: SEUs thing. In the original book of the Grinch, he's
Speaker 3: not colored.
Speaker 1: Is this pre Doctor Seuss? No, like in the original
Speaker 1: just as green as as long as I remember.
Speaker 2: He's been green as.
Speaker 3: Long as we remember, because we're sucking, you know, we're
Speaker 3: not from Doctor Seus's time.
Speaker 2: So yeah, the original book, he was you know, he
Speaker 2: didn't have any gender or it's like ambiguous whatever.
Speaker 1: It was very ambiguous, but yeah, I think they made
Speaker 1: him green to contract.
Speaker 2: It doesn't say specifically what, but it says at a
Speaker 2: certain point they started calling him a what Yeah, what
Speaker 2: that's fucking ridiculous, Walts. Some adaptation suggests he has different
Speaker 2: species or what the original book, you know, and the
Speaker 2: verses leaving exactly.
Speaker 1: He's a grinchy guy. At first thing is that he's
Speaker 1: furry and everybody else is at furry. He's also green
Speaker 1: and he looks.
Speaker 2: Like a cat more than they do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know what.
Speaker 2: The Grinch is a sole survivor of a brutal genocide
Speaker 2: committed by the Who's that's fan theory? I need to
Speaker 2: say sorry our slash fan theories.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, fans ruined.
Speaker 3: Everything needs to everything needs to be some kind of
Speaker 3: like dark. Yeah, like like they're in purgatory.
Speaker 1: You hear that?
Speaker 2: Fucking yeah. The same thing with the rug Rats.
Speaker 1: They're like there was that, The same thing with the
Speaker 1: Rugrats all babies that died. Angelica is just tweaking by herself.
Speaker 2: Yeah, everything so reddit, That's what I mean, at least
Speaker 2: makes sense. Remember that one of Stu where he's making
Speaker 2: pudding in the morning, like he's extremely depressed from his
Speaker 2: baby's being slaughtered by the lawn caregiver or whatever.
Speaker 1: What do you call them, the lawn or they just
Speaker 1: called a lawn the landscaper. Thank you. What you said
Speaker 1: said was so wrong sounding that I couldn't even do it.
Speaker 1: I was like, the what the long Remember what they're called?
Speaker 3: I said landscaper? And I felt stupid for saying because
Speaker 3: I was like, there's no way he beats that.
Speaker 1: On caregivers.
Speaker 2: I mean it, I mean it works.
Speaker 1: I understood what you were trying to say, which is
Speaker 1: all that languages. It is accurate description of what they do. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they are giving long care. Yeah.
Speaker 3: So what was the story with like the ruggrass? They
Speaker 3: all crawled around in the yard and like crawled into
Speaker 3: the fucking wood chip or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a little tipper And then Chucky was like, I
Speaker 1: don't want to do this in longhaper. It was like,
Speaker 1: just get on in there, man, just get on it.
Speaker 1: Chucky in fact, didn't want to be a.
Speaker 2: Part of that.
Speaker 1: Why are you making chocolate putting.
Speaker 3: It too in the morning, because I let all my
Speaker 3: children crawl into a wood chipper and die.
Speaker 1: I've never seen the suppress a laugh like that you
Speaker 1: put in here. I didn't want to ruin it was
Speaker 1: I don't want to laugh. I let my kids and nephews.
Speaker 1: Fucking you know, I'm making putting in a daytime. Is
Speaker 1: I need something, you bitch?
Speaker 3: Oh man, that is a great clip, though it's losing
Speaker 3: his ship at two am?
Speaker 1: Is so what Tommy's mom? I we're not having this
Speaker 1: conversation again. Is Chucky's dad's sister? I don't care. What
Speaker 1: the fuck are you talking about? Who's related to? Who? Regrets?
Speaker 1: It's just uh, Drew, Angelica Stu and Drew and Angelica
Speaker 1: is a Chucky cousin, right, No, Tommy's cousin, right, Tommy.
Speaker 2: Has Tommy's cousin.
Speaker 1: That's me. And Drew is the father of Angelica Phil
Speaker 1: lil Dill.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Dyl is the baby brother Phil unrelated, Chucky's unrelated.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's it. It's not complicated it, Yeah, that's what
Speaker 1: you're saying. It's a little a little thick.
Speaker 2: Remember remember she a little thick, cups a little thick.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And I was like, well, you say she's list, I
Speaker 2: mean she's lesbian coded but fucking married.
Speaker 1: Yeah, But like, I mean that guy's a lesbian too,
Speaker 1: Like that guy's a woman. That guy is like clown.
Speaker 1: He's a fucking clowns cortex. When I first saw him,
Speaker 1: I was like, this Nigga is geek. This it's crazy,
Speaker 1: just like this.
Speaker 2: Is like the you know, not the same build, but
Speaker 2: this universe is John Wayne Gacy, if you know what
Speaker 2: I mean.
Speaker 1: Oh, I see not the same build or in fact
Speaker 1: any similarities, but I choose to believe. It really bothers me.
Speaker 2: There's a lesbian in regrets. Actually, I really don't crack.
Speaker 2: Why crack? I like her demeanor. It seems like she's
Speaker 2: she could, she could.
Speaker 1: Really. I don't like your demeanor at all.
Speaker 2: She got tossing.
Speaker 3: I don't like your demeanor and everything at her. I
Speaker 3: hate everything about what she stands for, what she believes him.
Speaker 2: Do you think Chazz or Chaz the dad of Chucky?
Speaker 1: Right? Is that right? Yeah? I think so. Do you
Speaker 1: think he killed Chucky's mom? No, he killed Chinese. Mom
Speaker 1: was Japanese. I think she was a Kamakazi. It was
Speaker 1: not Japanese. But that's a step mom. That's Susie's.
Speaker 2: That's the one they met in Paris or whatever his
Speaker 2: mom yeah or something.
Speaker 1: I think they went to Paris, or they went to
Speaker 1: the movie and then the second movie, they went to
Speaker 1: Paris and they met a Chinese. She's Japanese. It's crazy.
Speaker 1: It is so fucking try. It's the show Man. They're
Speaker 1: they're confusing me. She's Japanese. It's not my fun reference
Speaker 1: to Reptar. They didn't write it. Clear it out. Reptar
Speaker 1: is reel in that world, right, No Tar is a
Speaker 1: real rep Tar. And they went to go see Reptar
Speaker 1: and she said, oh, I'm not gonna do it. Leftar.
Speaker 1: This weekend, we were this week we were at our
Speaker 1: We were at our friend's house, right, and two of
Speaker 1: our friends are really in the kpop and we were
Speaker 1: watching We were this is bad, Okay, we were watching
Speaker 1: Jackie Chan's Drunken Master.
Speaker 2: This first one.
Speaker 1: Sure first one is not as the second one. Thatcond
Speaker 1: on is way better. But we were watching it, right
Speaker 1: and obviously like.
Speaker 3: It's wildy, like it's crazier than the the.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's quite crazy. I think the teeth
Speaker 1: are crazy. I think the fact that that character exists
Speaker 1: is bananas. Sure, I need to see that. But we
Speaker 1: were watching it and you know, obviously, as our friends are,
Speaker 1: we are horrible people. So you're making Asian jokes or
Speaker 1: you know, you were trying to dance around them. That
Speaker 1: was the game we were all playing. We were trying
Speaker 1: to dance around Asian jokes for hours, yeah, Lily said.
Speaker 1: Lily actively said, which one is Jackie Chan? Like who's
Speaker 1: Jackie Chan? Because she doesn't know Jackie Chan's face.
Speaker 3: To be fair, I don't know him that well from
Speaker 3: that era either, like I know Rush Hour era, so
Speaker 3: and he looks pretty different. Actually he's already in like
Speaker 3: mid forties by that time.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I'm just what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: She was we were talking, was like, which one is
Speaker 1: Jackie Chan? And I answered whoever you want to be?
Speaker 1: And then we watched k pop. We were watching k
Speaker 1: pop and I was just like we were all sitting
Speaker 1: there and you were all trying very earnestly to engage
Speaker 1: with gay pop, and we were like, this is this
Speaker 1: is so empty of music, and our friends are like
Speaker 1: squealing beside us, loving it, and I was like, this
Speaker 1: is like the most unique genre of music I've ever
Speaker 1: really been a part of. I think, what what are
Speaker 1: the what is the sex of your friends?
Speaker 2: Other women? Obviously Okay, yeah, men don't like K pop.
Speaker 1: I mean, makes no sense. Man, I don't love cap.
Speaker 1: I don't think there's a man that I've ever respected
Speaker 1: that loves Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you either do K pop and you're a man
Speaker 2: like you're you're in the bands, or you don't listen
Speaker 2: to that ship.
Speaker 1: Dude. There's like thirteen of them in one group.
Speaker 3: Yes, and they're called seventeen. I'm pretty sure I'm not
Speaker 3: even joking. I swear it's not even a joke.
Speaker 2: The fucking Korean slipknot, dude, it's crazy.
Speaker 1: Koreans slip. It's crazy, the Korean slip bop beef. I
Speaker 1: don't know, shrip shrip nott what it's like, disregard what
Speaker 1: are they for? Koreans? Yeah? Cheese? Okay? So yeah, how
Speaker 1: did you put China? Yeah? Something I can't there's something better,
Speaker 1: but we can't dwell on it. What happened? What a Korea? Do? Oh?
Speaker 2: They have slavery the longest?
Speaker 1: Uh? Did they?
Speaker 2: Yah?
Speaker 1: They had the longest unbroken slavery. I only know that
Speaker 1: because of Bobby lee Yeah, shut up, Bobby, shut up.
Speaker 1: Bobby Lely and Korean slavery. Don't put that out there.
Speaker 2: The white supremacists love that. They love to be like, oh,
Speaker 2: we we didn't.
Speaker 1: Have They found that out because of Bobby Lee too.
Speaker 1: I'm sure they're probably disappointed. They're like a man, what
Speaker 1: it's like Kirk having that debate with the girl. Remember
Speaker 1: was the first place they have actually abolished slavery, And
Speaker 1: she was like, Charlie, what did you just say out loud?
Speaker 1: It can't be true. What did you just say loud?
Speaker 1: You know how many civilizations existed before us. He's like, the.
Speaker 3: Slavery conversation is even like kind of a moot conversation, aybe,
Speaker 3: because it's still happening, you know what I mean. Like
Speaker 3: it's not like it's over, you know, like we just
Speaker 3: have different forms of it. It's worse than other places, sure,
Speaker 3: but like I mean, it's like, yeah, we talked about
Speaker 3: it as if it's like a past thing, like it's
Speaker 3: a past, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: We talked about it like it's Seinfeld or something. It's
Speaker 1: a past.
Speaker 2: He you didn't talk about it, Yeah, yeah, we do.
Speaker 1: Or like fill the futures. Yea, now it's phil it's done.
Speaker 1: The future you.
Speaker 3: Brought up Jackie Chan show called Dan of the President
Speaker 3: and it's just boring, nothing nothing.
Speaker 1: A guy going to work trying to avoid being killed
Speaker 1: out of school. That is filled and fill the future.
Speaker 1: Uh No, it would be like it'd be President of
Speaker 1: the Harry of the Past to be Perry of the past, Okay,
Speaker 1: and then uh president would be President of the President.
Speaker 1: I don't like.
Speaker 2: I think president is the best you can go for it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like the only it kind of works. It
Speaker 3: works vaguely rhymes kind of because you'd be repeating a
Speaker 3: pee from the past.
Speaker 1: The future should have to have n F though in
Speaker 1: the future part would be p h future.
Speaker 2: That's all right, Well, we're gonna move on. I like
Speaker 2: the fact they're all peace, I understand.
Speaker 1: Did you hear that Donald Trump? I don't know if
Speaker 1: this is true or if he's just taking credit for
Speaker 1: their directors give him credit that Uh, Donald Trump's the
Speaker 1: reason why.
Speaker 2: Rush Hour for is happening.
Speaker 1: I did see that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, basically, the director, uh made a film, a documentary
Speaker 2: about Millennia crazy and then Trump's like, where's.
Speaker 1: The Asian and Black duo? Where is I miss overt
Speaker 1: racist comedy? Me too.
Speaker 3: I missed when Eddie Murphy and Bruce Lee did those
Speaker 3: great movies.
Speaker 1: I love Eddie Murphy. I love him as I love
Speaker 1: him as Shrek. I think Eddie Murphy did such a
Speaker 1: good job as Man black Man three and Star Wars
Speaker 1: black Man three, Man three.
Speaker 2: Are there three black people of Star Wars?
Speaker 1: There there's Land Mid and then Black Guy three and
Speaker 1: Black Guy three, that gay one the so there's there
Speaker 1: are three that back. There's Federal parts a black man now,
Speaker 1: I said it from from from the movies.
Speaker 3: There's Lando Colision and there's Lando car Risian parentheses mid
Speaker 3: Mid from the middle of the.
Speaker 1: Series fin Wolf Heart's black now from Peculiar Currencies.
Speaker 3: All these children, all of the children and the stranger
Speaker 3: things are so old.
Speaker 1: It's distracting. It's jarring. How old they are now, it's
Speaker 1: very jarring.
Speaker 3: Even Nancy, who I really loved, I loved, I loved Nancy.
Speaker 1: But she's looking thirty. She's looking thirty. I don't like
Speaker 1: it anymore.
Speaker 6: I don't I prefer not interested in eleven and you
Speaker 6: can see the creases in her face. She's older than that,
Speaker 6: she's not eleven, and that you can see the creases
Speaker 6: in her face.
Speaker 1: I don't like it. I like it. When me and
Speaker 1: Drake were very upset. Me and Drake were fucking furious.
Speaker 1: I was texting Drake and I was like, could you
Speaker 1: believe this? And he was like yeah, And Rake was destroying.
Speaker 1: Drake was destroying all the Toronto and his wrath because
Speaker 1: Mellie Bobby Brown's and a dog noun.
Speaker 2: Drake became a gaiju and destroyed Tracy. He's half Jewish,
Speaker 2: but that's not what Literally, he's crazy that you made
Speaker 2: that connection. But I guess he can do it, because yeah,
Speaker 2: I want to hear him on to Israel.
Speaker 1: That'd be lit. I know that he wouldn't do I
Speaker 1: don't think he'd do that, but I think he should
Speaker 1: go to Israel.
Speaker 3: You want to hear my You want to hear my
Speaker 3: impression of Uncle Phil on the cast of Stranger Things, Milliam.
Speaker 2: You know, there's a character called Will in the show.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, million, this guy is garbage. This guy's trash. Guys,
Speaker 1: so I forgot that. There's like cut.
Speaker 2: First of all, she's eleven, yeah, wrong, stop calling her Milliam.
Speaker 1: Second one, that's not that's not even million, it's just million.
Speaker 1: And then after that he just dies again because he's
Speaker 1: oh yeah, He's like, oh.
Speaker 3: They're distractingly old like some of the dude. The worst
Speaker 3: part is the little sister.
Speaker 1: Little is supposed to be seven years old, and that's
Speaker 1: clearly like a fifteen year old little girl.
Speaker 2: She's not.
Speaker 3: She's supposed to be the same answer that willis when
Speaker 3: she's taking right, So like, now she's seven, she's seven
Speaker 3: in that show.
Speaker 1: Or something. He's like, she's that's like a little preaching
Speaker 1: she was supposed to be. I don't I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know. That's crazy.
Speaker 2: If she's supposed to watch you watch her.
Speaker 1: H I watched all of it.
Speaker 2: I didn't catch up at all. Yeah, it's like four episodes.
Speaker 2: I was like, all right, I guess I'll watch it.
Speaker 1: You see the niggas hair man, it's crazy what they did.
Speaker 1: But what's crazy is he looked fresh last season. That's
Speaker 1: what bothers me. What happened. He looks like you know
Speaker 1: how taller created did that fucking character for his fucking thing.
Speaker 1: He looks like that, And I'm like, why the fuck
Speaker 1: does he looked like that? Because he's what makes it? Now,
Speaker 1: hold on, did people look like that? Did people have
Speaker 1: stupid hair like that? I don't think so.
Speaker 2: No, what bothers me so much?
Speaker 1: Is that the price the previous season he has on
Speaker 1: the clean flat top, and then also.
Speaker 2: He looks like he has lego hair in this. He
Speaker 2: looks like, yeah, they build his hair.
Speaker 1: Then the actor of him, the actual actor is always
Speaker 1: looking crazy fresh, and it's like, what he.
Speaker 2: Can't look modern fresh, you can't look like maybe this
Speaker 2: is how Shi was in the eighties. And I'm like,
Speaker 2: show me, like, I will concede if you just showed
Speaker 2: me like something.
Speaker 1: I don't like it. It's I just don't like it.
Speaker 2: I don't like the way to have him look. But
Speaker 2: I think that's the point. Maybe, I guess it.
Speaker 1: Has to be.
Speaker 3: It's a glaring oversight of not it's like noticeably stupid.
Speaker 3: Even I was like, I have no context of like
Speaker 3: any of that. But like I looked at his her,
Speaker 3: I was like, that is not. I feel like that's
Speaker 3: not how.
Speaker 1: It looks like. They gave him a flat top. Then
Speaker 1: they just cut all of this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's I don't know, man, what he's got. He's
Speaker 3: got like he's got like an Art deco flat top.
Speaker 3: It's like he's got like an archway.
Speaker 1: It looks it looks it looks like it looks like
Speaker 1: want like an egg, So we're gonna cut an egg
Speaker 1: like shape it to your hair. What. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's the Duffer brothers. We're tough at each other in
Speaker 1: the fucking back of our heads. We right the seed. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I was watching just because, like I have seen all
Speaker 3: of them, and I was like, I might as well
Speaker 3: finish this.
Speaker 1: I guess I finish.
Speaker 2: Episode is pretty good.
Speaker 3: It's okay. The first and fourth one are fine. The
Speaker 3: two in the middle are kind of whatever.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I'm kind of at this point. I'm more like, just
Speaker 3: get to just wrap it up already, because like five seasons,
Speaker 3: Like it's five seasons over the course of.
Speaker 2: Like what ten years, genuinely ten years literally, like a decade.
Speaker 1: I don't give a ship anymore.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 1: Mellie Bobby Brown's a grown ass woman, a grown ass woman.
Speaker 1: She's like, she has adopted child. Now she's had a kid,
Speaker 1: and she's a married woman. That's crazy. What kind of
Speaker 1: kid is it?
Speaker 2: Probably Cambodian or some ship.
Speaker 1: You know they be doing Cambodian. Yeah, those are the
Speaker 1: best tasting ones. All right, Well, I'm gonna move on,
Speaker 1: move on, Now, where's Angelina Julie from a she British guys,
Speaker 1: have you seen?
Speaker 2: I don't know what the fun because apparently she's John
Speaker 2: Voight's daughter.
Speaker 1: Excuse me, that is true. Yeah, that is true.
Speaker 3: Like that's just biologically Yeah, yeah, that's true. Apparently excuse me, yes,
Speaker 3: what do you Why was that never a thing brought up?
Speaker 1: Ever?
Speaker 3: John forty John Boyd's not relevant, like who cares?
Speaker 1: But when she came out, when she first became an
Speaker 1: actress when we were children, that might have been more relevant.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but like we were children, he probably just didn't
Speaker 3: know because we didn't care, Like, yeah, I think you
Speaker 3: think a child cares who John Voyd is in the nineties.
Speaker 1: That's true.
Speaker 2: I did because he was like, what was it? Varsity Blues?
Speaker 1: Like it was.
Speaker 2: It was one of my first like dealings with symbolism
Speaker 2: because the first shot, and this is in a teen film,
Speaker 2: the first shot of him is him like quieting like
Speaker 2: the rally, but he looks like he's doing a fucking
Speaker 2: Nazi salute and it's like, oh, this guy is gonna
Speaker 2: say he's like racily He's like it was like.
Speaker 1: It was like my thing.
Speaker 2: It was like completely awesome. He ruled miss some so much.
Speaker 3: Dude, have you guys seen I had a really religious
Speaker 3: experience on Thanksgiving? Do you guys are you familiar with
Speaker 3: the film Jack?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Robin Williams, right, yeah, I saw in the theater.
Speaker 1: You saw that movie? I saw the theater, yo, the
Speaker 1: first of all. That's crazy that while I don't know himself,
Speaker 1: he went to at like fucking seven.
Speaker 2: I was way too young by myself, but I did anyway, dude.
Speaker 1: It was great that.
Speaker 3: So my parents had that VHS forever and I always
Speaker 3: I watched pretty much all of our movies, but that
Speaker 3: was the one where I looked at it and I
Speaker 3: was like, I saw the cover of it, and it's
Speaker 3: like Robert Williams in the fucking shirt. He's like if
Speaker 3: you get out of the shirt, and I'm like, no,
Speaker 3: I can't even express to you how incurious I am
Speaker 3: about this movie. Like I have no curiosity whatsoever. This
Speaker 3: looks so deeply unappeeling to me. I'm not gonna watch it.
Speaker 2: I've never seen it after that, right.
Speaker 3: It's not It's not like a rewatchable fucking film. And
Speaker 3: so I was hanging out with Gabby and my friend
Speaker 3: Gabby on Thanksgiving. We were just we were just watching
Speaker 3: a bunch of bullshit. We're watching like Muppets, like Muppets
Speaker 3: Thanksgiving and those kinds of things on the Christmas Carl
Speaker 3: and then we were just like looking scrolling on Disney Plus.
Speaker 3: We saw Jack and I was like, I've always seen
Speaker 3: this movie and I've never bothered with it.
Speaker 1: Let's let's see what this is. Oh did it? Because
Speaker 1: I was just curious. Dude.
Speaker 3: Immediately it's immediately scary because Rob Williams collapses on the ground.
Speaker 3: He starts crying, and then fucking Bill Cosby. Bill Cosby
Speaker 3: swoops in from stage left and you're like, immediately.
Speaker 1: Like wow, he puts it in his eye. Dude.
Speaker 3: It is weird that the opening of the movie is
Speaker 3: literally everything about this movie. I was I was losing
Speaker 3: my mind because the people so like Bill Cosby, like
Speaker 3: he's nursing it and he's like, oh, you fell, And
Speaker 3: then Rob Williams pulled pulls Bill.
Speaker 1: Cosby's pants down. This is real.
Speaker 3: And then and he's laughing about it because he's so
Speaker 3: For those of you who don't know Jack is like,
Speaker 3: it's it's Robin Williams. He's forty years old, but he's
Speaker 3: a ten year old boy. Yeah, No, he's just he's
Speaker 3: just aging. He's stupid quick. He's like Pagermian but not
Speaker 3: he's got like reverse Benjamin Button. But like it was quick,
Speaker 3: so agent, yeah yeah yeah, but so he's like, that's
Speaker 3: the premise, right, and then he goes to public school.
Speaker 1: The fuck is that? By the way, you hear that
Speaker 1: it's a vacuum anyway, like an old wooden chip.
Speaker 2: It sounds it sounds like they're building.
Speaker 1: It's hunting Jack Sparrow or something. It's going up there anyway,
Speaker 1: That is crazy.
Speaker 3: I think you should shoo, should be unloaded into the roof.
Speaker 2: The that.
Speaker 1: This is really throwing me off for some reason.
Speaker 3: But so Bill Cosby's there and they was like, okay, whatever,
Speaker 3: that that's that's funny. They didn't know the context obviously,
Speaker 3: so like, I mean, this is just a funny look.
Speaker 3: And then he goes to school and then his teacher
Speaker 3: is like Jennifer Lopez and I'm like, what the fuck
Speaker 3: are all you? And then I found I looked it
Speaker 3: up and it's a movie by Francis Ford fucking Coppola.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: They thought it was gonna be Oscar.
Speaker 1: And I was like, what the fuck is it?
Speaker 4: So?
Speaker 3: J Lo was in this movie and then he goes
Speaker 3: there's a scene where he like goes to like a
Speaker 3: bar and is molested by Fran Dresher.
Speaker 2: I mean, w molestation. But I can't believe I don't
Speaker 2: remember that it is true.
Speaker 3: So she's making out with him, but he's a child,
Speaker 3: he's you know, and it's like I can't believe whetle mustation.
Speaker 1: You know, he doesn't have a heart attack.
Speaker 3: And he tumbles down the stairs and it's a mega
Speaker 3: funny he die, No, no, he doesn't die.
Speaker 1: Hey, you listening to me? Most I'm gonna have a
Speaker 1: hear attack. Go go, gadget heard me down there? It's
Speaker 1: not a lamp. What are you doing? What are you doing?
Speaker 1: What are you?
Speaker 2: Mister? Missed the way?
Speaker 1: How was she saying? Again, Fran dress? How does she sound?
Speaker 5: I missed the rapping Williams. I don't know, mister Sheffield.
Speaker 5: I did have a crushounder for I would I would
Speaker 5: have knocked that down.
Speaker 1: Absolutely. She's an attractive older woman. But like, who was
Speaker 1: in that movie? Just confusing people like like that's nineties.
Speaker 2: J J was a teacher.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's a teacher and at first I was like,
Speaker 3: is that I can't. This is not Jen Lopez. She's
Speaker 3: like like Brunette or like something in the movie. So
Speaker 3: it's like but like it's it's just just Robin Williams,
Speaker 3: Bill Cosby, Jennifer Lopez, Francis Ford Coppla, and fran Dresher
Speaker 3: in this fucking fever dream of a movie.
Speaker 1: I just couldn't.
Speaker 3: I was losing my mind every single because I would
Speaker 3: skim through it. I missed most of the context. They
Speaker 3: they're in a they're in a fucking treehouse at one
Speaker 3: scene and they're like falling through like the treehouses crumbling
Speaker 3: and it's falling for like what feels like five straight minutes,
Speaker 3: but it's only only like twenty feet off the ground.
Speaker 3: Maybe it feels ridiculous. I can't believe it's a real movie.
Speaker 1: Yeah. By Francis Ford Coppola. Yeah, that is crazy.
Speaker 2: That clearly they think you got Robin Williams stud Yeah
Speaker 2: you're thinking, oh, he's not retarded, but he's retarded adjacent.
Speaker 1: That should usually get you like.
Speaker 2: Some times, right, right, he's retarded Jason, Yeah, which that's
Speaker 2: get you nod right, at least it not maybe we'll
Speaker 2: actually get it which is Look, I love that, I
Speaker 2: that I love that that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what's so funny about that bit like this
Speaker 1: is crazy that I think that movie is such a
Speaker 1: good movie. It's insane, it's such a fun movie. But
Speaker 1: the problem is that that movie is it the wrong
Speaker 1: people saw it? I think, what do you mean? It's
Speaker 1: like because I think, I think, I think, I think
Speaker 1: like traffic thin, it came out the right time exactly,
Speaker 1: and it just it was like, oh, well.
Speaker 2: This is like is where it is?
Speaker 1: That's where it ended. Kind of Yeah, the wrong people
Speaker 1: saw it.
Speaker 2: What do you mean by that?
Speaker 1: The white people got like, oh, he's doing like well,
Speaker 1: I think the wrong people got to it unfortunately, because
Speaker 1: it's like usually bluff. He's like, no, he's not doing blackface.
Speaker 1: He's playing an actor who's playing an actor that thinks
Speaker 1: it's okay to do something like that. Well, kikeson, I
Speaker 1: mean it is.
Speaker 2: No, it's not just deeper than that. It's deeper layers.
Speaker 3: It's deeper, but it is what it is. It's just
Speaker 3: not nefarious, right, It's is not nefarious. It's the context
Speaker 3: of black face changes. It's hilarious, but it is blackface. Yeah, whatever, man,
Speaker 3: I guess what you mean? You guess it's a job.
Speaker 3: He played a part better than what's his name for
Speaker 3: al Pacino? What Pacino?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh? They guy? The guy? Yeah yeah.
Speaker 3: Anyway, let's see what do we got here? What do
Speaker 3: we got here?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: This time senior Spicy Wien rodiesas hey neighbors. With the
Speaker 3: festive season, it had me thinking, what's the best Christmas song?
Speaker 3: Thanks guys, Happy holidays. I'll tell you what the worst.
Speaker 3: But I know what the worst one is. Santa Baby.
Speaker 3: Santa Baby is the worst Christmas song. I guess bum
Speaker 3: is it is the worst one. Also, I hate that
Speaker 3: fucking song.
Speaker 1: I actually don't hate crits music really at all, but
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't like I don't play it.
Speaker 3: No, I mean, why would you play it? It's it's
Speaker 3: it's for festive reasons, but you play it at like
Speaker 3: a Christmas party.
Speaker 1: I'm not happy, why but I play christal music.
Speaker 3: Carol the Bells is the best one, by the way.
Speaker 3: That's I mean, it's a good it's good. I think
Speaker 3: he's like Carol the Bell's rips. It's kind of creepy though, Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's why I love it. It's like Halloween adjacent.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna find this one song that it's these
Speaker 2: two here it is. Yeah, I don't know who these freaks,
Speaker 2: Who these kids Wendy Wilson and Cardney, I don't know anyway,
Speaker 2: these two fucking chicks singing a song called Hey Santa.
Speaker 1: This is the worst fucking song that looks like fucking
Speaker 1: Phoebe from Friends or something.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they have a so called Santa. Yeah, and it
Speaker 3: was playing when I worked at Kohl's. Oh, it's always retail.
Speaker 3: Over its retail. They they'll fuck your Christmas season.
Speaker 2: Almost broke my work. Can that Starbucks doing Christmas?
Speaker 1: Dude?
Speaker 3: You like, I don't hate that song, but like it's
Speaker 3: that song, my cock.
Speaker 1: That's classics, classic, classic, And I was like, well, here's
Speaker 1: this new form of media. Great.
Speaker 2: My favorite video back in the day was some It
Speaker 2: was obviously a bit what some girl in a wheelchair.
Speaker 2: You know, she was like pretending, you know, she was
Speaker 2: gonna like do a fucking like a karaoke to it,
Speaker 2: and then oh, it was the wrong version, so she
Speaker 2: hurry up and turns it off, and I'm like, bitch,
Speaker 2: you knew exactly what it was.
Speaker 1: But it was so funny.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my favorite. My favorite bit is here we Go.
Speaker 1: You can see making it up in my favorite live
Speaker 1: my way Through. My favorite song is Noel though no
Speaker 1: really no, not bad, It's okay. Those are so raised
Speaker 1: by a relic. So that's why I like songs like that.
Speaker 3: That's true, But that's like my favorite song is it's
Speaker 3: like my favorite always your favorite artist Jimmy Duranty.
Speaker 1: Really I really really love Marvin Gay. It was like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck you're nine? He's like the big nose
Speaker 1: guy who went cho what the fuck? I didn't even
Speaker 1: know that. Oh god, I don't I'm not now no no.
Speaker 1: Then there's like Dominic the Donkey, that song Dominic the
Speaker 1: fucking Christmas. I learned about that one.
Speaker 3: I learned about that like maybe in the last like
Speaker 3: six years, seven years. I never encountered that song in
Speaker 3: my life. Gabby told me about it, and I thought
Speaker 3: she was lying to me for the longest time. I
Speaker 3: don't even remember. I think, is that actually actually it's
Speaker 3: just fucking abysmal. He looks scared, like Paddy, Damn, my
Speaker 3: phone's dead. You're like padding for fucking real shirt. I
Speaker 3: was looking for like I was looking for my my
Speaker 3: grounding item. Dude, I hate that dominic. The Christmas donkey I.
Speaker 1: Like, I don't like the.
Speaker 2: I like the Ariana uh and Santa Baby.
Speaker 3: I just hate Santa Baby in general. It's too horny
Speaker 3: for Christmas. I don't like I don't like Christmas being horny.
Speaker 1: I like Santa getting pussy. I actually I don't like it.
Speaker 1: It's like kissing Santa Claus or whatever.
Speaker 3: The it is, like, get the fun, get you're debauchery
Speaker 3: out of here.
Speaker 2: It's very horny.
Speaker 1: But that's that's just that's all they got, man, that's
Speaker 1: the only what do you mean, it's the only out
Speaker 1: there because their husband sucked dick. They like hopefully this
Speaker 1: one day of the year a man comes at It's.
Speaker 2: Just it's just the way to say, Santa Baby, fuck
Speaker 2: my pussy till it falls out.
Speaker 1: It's like he stopped. I don't I appreciate this.
Speaker 2: Man giving me toys. Man he needs, he gets he
Speaker 2: used to get some pussy in exchange.
Speaker 1: Exactly, he wouldn't find my dad and milk and cookies,
Speaker 1: give give my mom something, you know, like imagine, imagine
Speaker 1: you're you're grinding millions of kids.
Speaker 2: Whatever the fuck. And then it's just like how many
Speaker 2: milk and cookies, like why don't there be one pussy
Speaker 2: on the table And he's like, oh, ho.
Speaker 1: Ho ho, and he go in there. You hear you
Speaker 1: hear Santa laying drilled down on you know, and walk
Speaker 1: downstairs and your mother is fucking bet like a fucking
Speaker 1: pretzel under the sink. You're like, oh, ship, I I
Speaker 1: got new I got a new PlayStation. I guess I
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't like it. I just I think
Speaker 1: someone that works that heart definitely deserves the prize. Yeah,
Speaker 1: milking cookies.
Speaker 2: I think Nicholas is uh pretty cool leaving milking cookies
Speaker 2: after him? What the the milks are warm?
Speaker 1: And ship? He's like, what the fuck?
Speaker 2: Fuck these hurdled I would act if Yeah, it's been
Speaker 2: out so long, It's like, man, fuck these people. They
Speaker 2: couldn't even just like leave it out at the last
Speaker 2: minute before they go to bed.
Speaker 1: Three weeks in advance. How busy could you be? What
Speaker 1: the hell? Man? They're not even home? Fucking thanks job.
Speaker 1: This sucks? Why do I do this?
Speaker 2: What am I even getting out of this?
Speaker 1: Ye? He's like, is he Santa? Is he like fucking like?
Speaker 3: Uh? I think he does that of love he's bound
Speaker 3: by something.
Speaker 1: There's a pack creature and what he keeps living, he
Speaker 1: probably keeps living.
Speaker 2: He has to do that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he made a pact with like a demon or something. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's just like he's got like he he'll live forever,
Speaker 3: he has eternal life. But on Christmas, he's got he's
Speaker 3: gonna be worked like he's got dog. He's got delivered
Speaker 3: presents to billions of people in like the span of
Speaker 3: like five hours on total darkness. Still, that's a lot
Speaker 3: of like a couple maybe like two billion, three billions,
Speaker 3: two three.
Speaker 2: Billy who whatever the what is it?
Speaker 1: Let's see what is Christians?
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, and then he gets into denominations, right, Catholics,
Speaker 3: I mean I will everything that's I love Catholic.
Speaker 2: Everything that has Jesus as a center, that has or
Speaker 2: like yeah, the that God. Yeah, Johova, whoever you want
Speaker 2: to call you. I don't think Christmas.
Speaker 1: What do you say?
Speaker 2: I don't think celeb Christmas? Ormons?
Speaker 1: Mormons? Are you sure?
Speaker 2: I don't think they do. I could be wrong. I
Speaker 2: feel like they would.
Speaker 1: I feel like they must. Right, I'll look that up first.
Speaker 1: Do Mormons celebrate Christmas? No? Stupid? No, stupid?
Speaker 2: Yes, the Church of Latter Day Saints celebrate Christmas.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh, it's right. They renamed themselves Chris.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the Latter Day Saints because I don't know why
Speaker 2: they didn't like being called Mormons or whatever. The Latter
Speaker 2: Day I don't even know what that is me neither,
Speaker 2: because I was like stupid.
Speaker 1: The Laturdays is probably the Late Saints.
Speaker 3: Or the later like the Later Day Saints. I guess
Speaker 3: that doesn't make sense.
Speaker 1: Mormons are like new the newest brand of Christian Oh.
Speaker 2: That makes a lot of sense.
Speaker 1: What the fuck? There you go?
Speaker 3: That makes perfect. That's like one of the rare instances
Speaker 3: where I'm like, oh, like literally means that the language
Speaker 3: phonetically like actually does translate into something that makes sense.
Speaker 1: First time I heard that, I thought they were just
Speaker 1: like they would spend all day.
Speaker 2: On a ladder.
Speaker 3: Me too, That's what I thought too. I thought they would.
Speaker 3: I thought they walked around on ladders. It's a Latter
Speaker 3: Day everybody, It's ladder day.
Speaker 1: Everybody.
Speaker 3: Climb your ladders, climb your Christmas ladder?
Speaker 1: How long I think I die before it? Like if
Speaker 1: I rip my chest open? How long if you if
Speaker 1: you rip your say something like this?
Speaker 3: Yeah, but how quickly would you die blood it would
Speaker 3: take It would take about thirteen seconds, two minutes.
Speaker 2: I don't know about that.
Speaker 1: You'd be done, are you you would? Your blood pressure
Speaker 1: would drop so quick yeah? Okay, yeah, yeah you could.
Speaker 3: You would actually probably lose consciousness pretty fucking quickly, and
Speaker 3: then you would die.
Speaker 1: While you were gone.
Speaker 2: Completing a bit is really impressive. Like completing it, like doing.
Speaker 3: That and then making it flap once and you'd have
Speaker 3: to build like one of those like hydraulic like Iron
Speaker 3: Man kind.
Speaker 1: Of suits like that make you do it? Yeah? Can
Speaker 1: you like?
Speaker 2: Yeah, if we get good, do you think you could
Speaker 2: rip out your heart and present it?
Speaker 1: No? No, no, you get really tired super fast, Like
Speaker 1: the moment the moment you start moving it, you're like,
Speaker 1: I'm really sleepy.
Speaker 2: This is like a competition. I bet this exists overhere
Speaker 2: in the world.
Speaker 1: How long can you hold it with that before collapsing?
Speaker 1: Are you ready? Are you ready? One? People are watching this,
Speaker 1: People are going there, are taking their days off work
Speaker 1: to watch this. Like what the am I seeing? Someone's
Speaker 1: like ready, he's like really everything I trained all month
Speaker 1: for this, trained all month, his mom, his mother, His
Speaker 1: mother's in the crowd. His kid. One of his son's like,
Speaker 1: this is really stupid, right, It's like, shut up, shut
Speaker 1: up a fist.
Speaker 2: I got, I got it so much money.
Speaker 1: And he dies, doesn't even get his hand on his
Speaker 1: own shelf. You ruined my parlet. Fuck that's he doesn't
Speaker 1: get it. I bet my house.
Speaker 3: His chest.
Speaker 1: People were like excited. You are watching people be like,
Speaker 1: oh this is awesome. Everybody's so happy. There's like vendor's
Speaker 1: throwing around like fucking bags and peanuts. And what I
Speaker 1: like is that like the champion could never defend his belt,
Speaker 1: Like yeah, there's no champion, there's just the new winner
Speaker 1: where going on? This is really fucking Why are you
Speaker 1: guys doing this? Ebody doing this? You know it would
Speaker 1: be goodest thing I've ever heard.
Speaker 2: That one guy from uh Indiana too could be the champion,
Speaker 2: not the calling mall guy, but the guy that got
Speaker 2: it done to because.
Speaker 1: He survived for quite a bit without his heart beating
Speaker 1: in his chest. That is true, but I think that's
Speaker 1: because someone did it to him. I think doing it
Speaker 1: to yourself. It's like there's different training regimens, there's like
Speaker 1: different trading records entirely, Like you said, need the same
Speaker 1: kind of strength explosivity. No, you need explosivity, you need string,
Speaker 1: you need like stamping up like Luca, Like you gotta
Speaker 1: trip with Luca, Don Lucas like trading you had to
Speaker 1: do it. He's like, look now I want Bron. He's
Speaker 1: he's like strong, so he's like working, he's got those
Speaker 1: things that's brought like the Lebron's last game is that
Speaker 1: he goes in the middle of the Staples Center or
Speaker 1: the Crypto Center.
Speaker 3: Crypto dot com dot stop that it angers.
Speaker 1: Me, like what presents your city crazy? That's saying you're dumb.
Speaker 1: But that long like that, do we have that in
Speaker 1: New York yet? No? Like a crypto stadium. They changed
Speaker 1: Madison Square Garden to the Crypto Garden.
Speaker 2: The Bitcoin Arena, Big coin.
Speaker 1: Square, Bigcoin Square, Bigcoin. It's not even fucking Claver at all.
Speaker 1: Bitcoins where brilliant. Someone called second City. Now, oh my god, dude,
Speaker 1: they ripped their hearts out. All right, go ahead, guys,
Speaker 1: uh so, well, first game of the championship. Let's go.
Speaker 1: And you see all the Nicks walk up to each other.
Speaker 1: They wave one final goodbye to their family. He looks
Speaker 1: right at his wife. It goes j holy ship. That
Speaker 1: was a waste of life. That was that was an
Speaker 1: extreme waste of human existing. Wait what is Karl Anthony
Speaker 1: Towns doing? Oh my god, Oh my god, he's still alive.
Speaker 1: He's taking steps, he's just.
Speaker 2: And then they're like, damn, you would have been good
Speaker 2: in the league.
Speaker 1: Have been good in the heart Rippers. This guy would
Speaker 1: have got This guy would have probably taken at least
Speaker 1: forced them to they rip his heart out. He had
Speaker 1: the right trader.
Speaker 2: What is the what is the association? What is the
Speaker 2: league called the Heart Rippers Association?
Speaker 1: The the r H what it was?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 1: What would you call it? What would you call that
Speaker 1: sports organization? The Heart Ripping Federation, the Heart Ripping Federation,
Speaker 1: the Heart Ripping Association.
Speaker 2: Or the Heart Ripping League, the the r h L.
Speaker 1: Imagine stumbling upon the hr L.
Speaker 2: Oh, what the hell am I saying? H?
Speaker 1: Heart You're ripping heart League? Is what you're ripping? Hart?
Speaker 1: Imagine stumbling upon like a game like, oh, yeah, my
Speaker 1: friend just going to this random gig tonight. There's nothing
Speaker 1: special in there. Some guy RiPPs his heart out and
Speaker 1: everybody's like cheering, and you're just the one guy quiet.
Speaker 3: Just I feel like I've been in situations like that.
Speaker 3: I'm not heart ripping. I was like, what you go
Speaker 3: to a show and you're like, what the fuck is
Speaker 3: this show?
Speaker 2: I have to crazy people?
Speaker 1: Like I've been like at events where like something's happening
Speaker 1: in a crazy guy's next to me and I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, you're fucking So you've been saying next
Speaker 1: to somebody kind of like yeah, someone that's oh my god.
Speaker 1: Somebody can try to get the husband from Honeymooners.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the boss from Smiling where he slides across the
Speaker 3: room and.
Speaker 1: He's like, oh man, and I'm big, so I can't
Speaker 1: just get away quickly, you know, like even if I'm
Speaker 1: moving fast, there's too much of me. This killo. Smash smash,
Speaker 1: that's what you're built for. Just smash them. Somebody's good.
Speaker 1: Punch them? Why not? They're just asleep? You should why not?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 2: So the heart ripper, the heart ripper or ripping.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can call them the hard rs too, like
Speaker 1: they're like real rippers.
Speaker 2: You'll watch the hard R.
Speaker 3: It was like, oh my god, oh my excuse me,
Speaker 3: googling what is a blunkin at work road? And he says, hey,
Speaker 3: snark boys. Did you guys hear about cash Hotel's crash
Speaker 3: out of or not finding a youth large size FBI
Speaker 3: jacket so you could feel like a big strong guy
Speaker 3: here if you used to get off of his plane
Speaker 3: until they not only found a jacket for him, but
Speaker 3: also decorated with Velco patches. I don't know how true
Speaker 3: that is. I haven't heard about this. Would it surprised me? No,
Speaker 3: it sounds so it sounds too ridiculous.
Speaker 2: And it sounds too specific though that it could be real,
Speaker 2: because like, why the fuck would you make that up?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I could believe it. I don't you know what
Speaker 3: I mean, because at this point I just don't believe
Speaker 3: anything that people tell me or anything that I see.
Speaker 3: But that would be mega funny.
Speaker 2: If it's real.
Speaker 1: I mean, is the kind of guy he is? He
Speaker 1: has built like he has built like h let me
Speaker 1: get the right association.
Speaker 3: He's built like uh deep Roy.
Speaker 1: Who I feel like kesh Pte. I don't get that reference.
Speaker 1: I don't know either. I feel like could get pushed
Speaker 1: over by Frodo you know, like Frodo could really put
Speaker 1: body in him and put him to the floor.
Speaker 7: He is at least bit intimidating, where he played the
Speaker 7: Olops and the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory reboot movie.
Speaker 1: Oh nice.
Speaker 3: I don't know why I know that that is a
Speaker 3: very very weird thing to know, you know. The I
Speaker 3: think I think it was just fascinated by the fact
Speaker 3: that they got somebody that's small. They had him play everybody,
Speaker 3: and I was curious about that, Like the I think
Speaker 3: I looked up the special effects for it because I
Speaker 3: was curious, and I remember Deep Roy.
Speaker 2: Do you know any from the original?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 2: No, because those are just midgets? Are they not worth
Speaker 2: knowing because of that?
Speaker 1: But he's no.
Speaker 3: But like, what's what's interesting about the Charlie the Chocolate
Speaker 3: Factor is that they're all him, Like he plays all
Speaker 3: of them like on they're on screw with each other,
Speaker 3: and there's it's it's like Herman Klump times like or
Speaker 3: Sherman Clump times like a fucking million.
Speaker 1: The fact name is Deep Roy is crazy. I know,
Speaker 1: not a deep person at all. He's a fact.
Speaker 3: Well his head is deep to the ground.
Speaker 1: Shallow Roy. Shallow Roy insane. Anyway, what the was I saying? Oh?
Speaker 3: Yeah, so the next one, peep, I keep steel wool
Speaker 3: next to the toilet, just in case it so. My
Speaker 3: final solution wrote in he says, how do you get
Speaker 3: revenge on an apartment that towes your car in your
Speaker 3: own parking space and then refuses to tell you where
Speaker 3: they had it?
Speaker 1: Toad to uh, turn on all the gas lights.
Speaker 2: Call a fucking lawyer.
Speaker 1: We're missing so much context of that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you had so I'm assuming it's not your
Speaker 2: designated parking spot.
Speaker 3: No, I think I think he got it, Toad, even
Speaker 3: though it wasn't in his own spot.
Speaker 1: I keep okay, I've had to be fair.
Speaker 3: I understand what he's saying because I've had this threatened
Speaker 3: to me in your own parking space. I've had this
Speaker 3: happen before where somebody was like, you're in uh, because
Speaker 3: I remember I didn't have a car here. I don't
Speaker 3: have a car here, so like I was, and I
Speaker 3: remember I rented a car for a while, so I
Speaker 3: had a car parked in my space. But other people
Speaker 3: got used to using it because there was never a
Speaker 3: car there, and then so they were.
Speaker 2: Like, hey, someone's parked here.
Speaker 3: Uh, we're gonna have it, Toad, And it's like, motherfucker,
Speaker 3: that's my space.
Speaker 1: You can't. You can't have it.
Speaker 3: You can't have my car tod in on MySpace so
Speaker 3: I could see I think maybe similar happening.
Speaker 2: That's wild. Yeah, yeah, get a lawyer.
Speaker 1: I don't know the.
Speaker 2: Towing company, because that's the weird thing that I don't understand.
Speaker 2: They're not telling you where your car is. Usually the
Speaker 2: point is they want you to know, so you pay
Speaker 2: money to get it. You know, that's the reason why
Speaker 2: they towed it. That is toe companies are fucking monsters.
Speaker 3: It's crazy that that's a business.
Speaker 2: I one time told the lady working there. I was like,
Speaker 2: I was like, how do you fucking sleep at night?
Speaker 2: I was like, how do you sleep at it? Knowing
Speaker 2: that your fucking can't. I can't know it that you're
Speaker 2: fucking like dozens of people a week like how do you?
Speaker 1: How are you?
Speaker 2: But of course there's people like shoop babies sleep a week.
Speaker 3: You know they they I say, up for twelve days
Speaker 3: straight and only go to sleep when I can't. Fuck
Speaker 3: I can't physically stay stay.
Speaker 2: Up no more like I'm at my break right now.
Speaker 3: I'm on my eleventh day right now.
Speaker 1: Go home twelve alone.
Speaker 2: That is impressive.
Speaker 3: No sleep, I think you're going saying after maybe like
Speaker 3: the third.
Speaker 2: After seven days they start going crazy.
Speaker 3: Actually, really seven days, that's a way longer than I thought. Actually,
Speaker 3: who's who has the record on stream?
Speaker 1: Some somebody has a record on the probably though they're
Speaker 1: probably the longest, the longest edge and lack of sleep
Speaker 1: compilations absolutely need What is the longest h jack off session?
Speaker 2: Was the longest edging session? Look it up.
Speaker 3: There's no way that's a there's no way that's recorded.
Speaker 1: I guess edging could go on as long as you want. So, yeah, edging,
Speaker 1: can you give me months?
Speaker 2: So you gotta be edging? Is you got to get close?
Speaker 2: You gotta be like right there?
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then help right there?
Speaker 2: I don't think that exists.
Speaker 1: Can't fall asleep, you can't come. You're just a fucking
Speaker 1: terrible spot. It's a bad place to be longest.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but yeah, like Chris said, get a lawyer. Actually,
Speaker 2: I'm assuming this person already must have talked.
Speaker 1: To the cops.
Speaker 3: I yeah, I assume I don't know, So please talk
Speaker 3: to the cops. I would say burn the building down.
Speaker 1: Yeah there's that too, and everybody everybody know to get out.
Speaker 2: No, see what I don't understand is the towing companies
Speaker 2: usually have signs the company that works with that era
Speaker 2: you usually have like if you park here, you we'll
Speaker 2: tell you call this number. That's what's so weird that
Speaker 2: like he can't find out about the company. It almost
Speaker 2: tells somebody just stole his car and claimed to be
Speaker 2: a tow truck or something, because otherwise why would.
Speaker 1: They steal the car? And he's like, where's my car?
Speaker 2: I don't know are you talking about I'm not even
Speaker 2: real That's that's too much power.
Speaker 1: All right, let's go a few more.
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, let's run through a handful of these.
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna read. I don't know what this is,
Speaker 3: but I'm go longball. Larry and the Shekels wrote in says,
Speaker 3: how do he ghost black Man in Shadow? I have
Speaker 3: a simple question. Would you rather participate in the Indian
Speaker 3: Poop Festival? Jesus Christ? All right, so participate in the
Speaker 3: Indian poop Festival? Drink fifteen gallons of water from the
Speaker 3: Niger Delta, or consume forty pounds of rat meat produced
Speaker 3: by Eric Adams.
Speaker 1: Person Eric Adams rat meat. I'm gonna do the rat meat, dude,
Speaker 1: I'll do the rat meat. Yeah, I would just cook
Speaker 1: the rat meet. I'll do the rat meat, because if
Speaker 1: you cook it, it's sterile. Yeah, most like a.
Speaker 3: Cut around the tumors, I guess, and I probably have
Speaker 3: a pretty decent time.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I would imagine you could probably season it well enough.
Speaker 3: Eric Adams certainly knows what he's doing. Yeah, as far
Speaker 3: as seasoning rats goes. Yeah, I'm sure he could see
Speaker 3: as a rat himself. I'm sorry, I'm not doing the
Speaker 3: other two.
Speaker 1: Yeah. The other two is like not even like Indian,
Speaker 1: like the No Go Way.
Speaker 3: I don't know anything about the Niger Delta, but I
Speaker 3: assume based on its proximity to these other two things,
Speaker 3: it's not great.
Speaker 1: So I'm going to go ahead and uh not do that.
Speaker 3: I'll do the rats. I have no I have no
Speaker 3: qualms about eating meat that like. I'll eat a dog
Speaker 3: or cat.
Speaker 1: I don't care. You know, I would prefer not to.
Speaker 3: But if I if push came to shove or whatever,
Speaker 3: I was in the desert, if I was in the
Speaker 3: desert and a fucking.
Speaker 1: Cat crawled out of the sand or something, I'm gonna eat.
Speaker 1: But you love it? What do you have it? What's
Speaker 1: so silly about that cat dudes.
Speaker 2: Used to grab it, you get shaken twice really violently,
Speaker 2: and you cook it.
Speaker 1: Wonders. But this is a ridiculous.
Speaker 3: Look at this listening to this question, I'm not gonna
Speaker 3: dignify this. In an answers to Booty part road in,
Speaker 3: he says, would you rather pay like five hundred billion
Speaker 3: to suck a dick or eat pussy for free?
Speaker 1: Or whatever?
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm sorry, say it's time one more time.
Speaker 3: Would you rather pay like five hundred billion to suck
Speaker 3: a dick or eat pussy for free or whatever?
Speaker 1: Let's read the names. That's you also tuning into the episode.
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Speaker 1: Just you like the question? You don't like the question?
Speaker 3: I would be puss it for free personally. Yeah, he's
Speaker 3: having a hard time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I want to pay billions, of course.
Speaker 3: I don't think I wouldn't pay. Yeah, I probably wouldn't.
Speaker 1: Be a question about a cash Oh did you see
Speaker 1: that at all?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: Okay, so I'll write this out. Yeah, well I don't
Speaker 3: know anything about Kevin Doodoo garbage Abdul Road and he says,
Speaker 3: greeting's Puerto Rican popeye. Uh, did you guys see that
Speaker 3: she too lazy to try? His video about Akosh Singh's wife,
Speaker 3: Apparently she's on Instagram re missing about getting ran through
Speaker 3: by white frat bros in her college days.
Speaker 1: Misspelled college, which is unfortunate.
Speaker 2: I thought she was.
Speaker 1: The whole point. She was a version, which is cool.
Speaker 1: She also uh, which is cool.
Speaker 3: She also has a pot cast where she said that
Speaker 3: she wants to have a threesome with her co host
Speaker 3: and her husband because he is her type, which again
Speaker 3: cool thoughts.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, look, if you have that kind of relationship whatever,
Speaker 3: he's but he's not that kind of guy, right, He
Speaker 3: wouldn't openly say that.
Speaker 2: So the the problem, the the only actual problem is
Speaker 2: is in his stand up routine, a lot of times
Speaker 2: will do crowd work and he'll critique relationships. He's many
Speaker 2: a times talked about and calling other people cucks and
Speaker 2: this and this.
Speaker 4: That.
Speaker 2: Very when you learn about his relationship is very like, oh,
Speaker 2: projecting kind of an outlet, probably to relieve some of
Speaker 2: his frustrations because it is very clear that this woman
Speaker 2: that he married is a gold digger, which is fine
Speaker 2: if that's the what you want. And he's been with
Speaker 2: her long enough to where he's relatively okay with it
Speaker 2: because or that, you know, if he leaves, will be
Speaker 2: cleaned out by her, you know, because she's said she
Speaker 2: was like, I it is not cool to get a
Speaker 2: pre up if you're a man, but it's okay to
Speaker 2: get a peanut if you're a woman.
Speaker 1: Oh, she sounds horrible everything.
Speaker 2: You've seen from she has her own TikTok and a podcast,
Speaker 2: and the amount of stuff that she said. She's actively
Speaker 2: trying to fuck her best friend's husband and like, but like, oh,
Speaker 2: let's get a three sum or foursome going, you know.
Speaker 2: But she really just keeps complimenting this guy and I
Speaker 2: bet he has this dude, he doesn't even look better
Speaker 2: than a cash It's crazy the way she described him.
Speaker 2: I was thinking, like, this is gonna be like the
Speaker 2: sexiest Indian man I've ever seen. He's just a little
Speaker 2: bit taller than the gosh And I was like, Kasha
Speaker 2: has at least has a nice eye.
Speaker 1: He's like, what the fuck?
Speaker 2: She just doesn't like this guy, but she likes his buddy,
Speaker 2: and every time they've been publicly shown weddings anything, she
Speaker 2: will never kiss him on the mouth, and she will revert,
Speaker 2: she will avert her head and like, so she's I
Speaker 2: just think she's not really into him, but he's with her.
Speaker 2: He's still with her, and he's still kind of defends
Speaker 2: her even when she's lying about stuff like that. She's
Speaker 2: lied about being a virgin. Like he thought she was
Speaker 2: a virgin because she said like, oh, I'm a virgin,
Speaker 2: and then she talked about like, oh no, I used
Speaker 2: to get ran through in college and stuff and it
Speaker 2: was a good time, and he was like, oh, ship
Speaker 2: like because Nakasha was actually a virgin, so we thought
Speaker 2: like they were getting together his virgins. So she lied
Speaker 2: about that, which you know, obviously I don't give a
Speaker 2: shit about being a virgin, but it's crazy to claim
Speaker 2: that ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it's crazy to claim and it's also crazy
Speaker 1: to care. And it's a lot. I've definitely been very
Speaker 1: close to Nian people growing up, and them finding out
Speaker 1: their girls are not virgins is a big, big thing.
Speaker 3: That's so probably you grew up a Muslim, right, I wish,
Speaker 3: I wish I think you.
Speaker 1: Said that no Id, I grew up Muslim. I wish
Speaker 1: I've always liked Islam. He said that.
Speaker 2: No, I never said I grown Muslim.
Speaker 1: I was Christian. Roll the tape. I'm fucking seven Day
Speaker 1: Events Christian. I've been. I've been in that forever. I
Speaker 1: hope it exists because I would love to hear that
Speaker 1: I always wanted to be Muslim. I always wanted to
Speaker 1: be wanted to be Muslim. Now it was too late.
Speaker 1: Now really, I don't care about religion anymore. When I
Speaker 1: was younger, I would have been quick, quick, fast, in
Speaker 1: a hurry.
Speaker 2: It would have been not good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely five percenters to imagine I'd be way more
Speaker 1: jacked though, person twice this religion, it's not good. That's
Speaker 1: so unfortunately. Reviewing religions would be a.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's so unfortunate.
Speaker 1: Man. It's it's nothing. Nothing makes me sadden than seeing
Speaker 1: some of the relationship where they're just not respected, no
Speaker 1: matter what side of the paradigm it is. I feel
Speaker 1: for women a little more un fortunately because of the
Speaker 1: way the world works. But like seeing men disbulitions where
Speaker 1: they're just not loved by the people that are envisioned with.
Speaker 2: It's like this is fucking it feels bad. I feel
Speaker 2: I feel a kernel bit of of not sadness. I
Speaker 2: guess I don't know exactly what I feel, but I
Speaker 2: don't like what I see, even though sympathy, I guess,
Speaker 2: so yeah, because but even though like I shouldn't, I
Speaker 2: feel like because of cash his you know, he has
Speaker 2: gone along with this, I understand, and he came from
Speaker 2: nothing and now he's making a lot of money, so
Speaker 2: he's not going to just abandon the podcast. But also
Speaker 2: I have my limits to where I'm like, oh, we're
Speaker 2: just gonna fucking simple for these billionaires in the president
Speaker 2: everything like that, and like, no, that's like my limit,
Speaker 2: that's my limit.
Speaker 1: But you know, for she is like a bitch man
Speaker 1: that's crazy. Huh. Just is like a bitch that's insane.
Speaker 1: Nothing turns me off more than a gold digger. I
Speaker 1: think that's one of the worst. Genuinely, I understand why
Speaker 1: they exist stuff because obviously, like duh's.
Speaker 2: A lot of people that are okay with that, but
Speaker 2: with that dynamic, but the way that he clearly I
Speaker 2: imagine he can't be that okay with it by how
Speaker 2: he talks on the podcast and he's done in his
Speaker 2: stand up people have shown he clearly he doesn't respect
Speaker 2: people who essentially are living like how he does, and
Speaker 2: he probably didn't think this stuff was gonna get unnerd
Speaker 2: till she had a podcast and started telling all of
Speaker 2: his business and then having a TikTok and saying things like,
Speaker 2: you know, women, my money is my money, Your money
Speaker 2: is my money.
Speaker 1: That's like one of her clients. I'm it's exactly where
Speaker 1: this problem comes from, not if he did not give
Speaker 1: her the means to have an open space to be
Speaker 1: able to talk where she feels, if she's not in
Speaker 1: danger when she speaks. I don't care about this so great,
Speaker 1: you know, Yeah, I don't know. I don't know anything.
Speaker 3: I genuinely have never seen an episode of these these
Speaker 3: these podcasts at all.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I think the only one that I've watched even
Speaker 1: a little.
Speaker 3: Bit of was, uh, the one that Orn was on
Speaker 3: on Flagrant, So yeah, I'm completely disconnected from that world.
Speaker 1: The freaking him and on what you call it, the
Speaker 1: guy from Cuptown was this is that his name Freeman Freedom?
Speaker 1: I hated that one.
Speaker 3: I I like Flan and Zorn had had an episode
Speaker 3: and I watched the entire thing and it sucked.
Speaker 1: They were just talking.
Speaker 3: They were just talking about football the entire time. It
Speaker 3: will soccer by they were having fun, though, I think
Speaker 3: that's really cool cool.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't care. I don't need to see
Speaker 1: people have fun.
Speaker 3: Because to me, to me now, to me now now
Speaker 3: that Zorn's the mayor, now he's now he's a politician. Now,
Speaker 3: I don't really give a ship. If you're having a
Speaker 3: good I could get I could give a fuck. Now
Speaker 3: I'm like, just do your job now, like I don't
Speaker 3: want to hear about your fucking but you can't yet, No,
Speaker 3: I understand, but like I don't. I genuinely, when I
Speaker 3: was watching that, I was like my eyes I couldn't
Speaker 3: belie because Adam also kind of I hate his interview style,
Speaker 3: Like I just don't like it.
Speaker 1: It's just not my style at all.
Speaker 3: So like that, in addition to the fact that like
Speaker 3: they were just talking about like Arsenal, like I give
Speaker 3: a fuck, Like I don't even give a fuck about
Speaker 3: real sports.
Speaker 1: So like the idea that I would.
Speaker 2: Care everybody outside of the of England care about Arsenal.
Speaker 1: What is it? I don't know, is it the name?
Speaker 2: They're like Patriots is that because.
Speaker 1: I don't know anything about the Yankees. I just hear
Speaker 1: them all the time. Literally.
Speaker 2: I went to a friends giving from my wife's friends,
Speaker 2: and I went over to bro I was in a
Speaker 2: I forgot something hills north of north of here, something hills,
Speaker 2: I don't know whatever. I was in the fucking valley
Speaker 2: in some rich ass area, which I was like, I
Speaker 2: don't feel welcome here, and it just it was just
Speaker 2: too fancy.
Speaker 1: I can't remember it.
Speaker 2: It's something Hills anyway. It wasn't Woodland Hills. It was
Speaker 2: I can't remember. It was something hill anyway, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, But I was there and I was talking
Speaker 2: to a guy and he's like, oh, I was telling
Speaker 2: him to take the train to work, and he's like, oh.
Speaker 1: I need to actually go to Fullerton and all. And
Speaker 1: then he was I need to go to a pub
Speaker 1: and watch Arsenal. And I'm like, what the was like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck is that I keep hearing about Arsenal?
Speaker 1: I'm so tired.
Speaker 2: It's some fucking regular American guy with the beard and
Speaker 2: ship and fucking just all drunken sports and the man
Speaker 2: I really like, I don't mind. I don't care to
Speaker 2: hear the mayor talk about.
Speaker 1: He's trying to The funny thing to me was like,
Speaker 1: oh h he already got elected. Kinda I feel like
Speaker 1: this should have been a part of the campaign trail. Sure.
Speaker 2: So now so I kind of get what you're saying.
Speaker 2: It's like, say, all right, the job's done, you got
Speaker 2: your your your you're like your mayor elect. So I
Speaker 2: don't really need to.
Speaker 1: Else.
Speaker 2: But you know, he's a personality.
Speaker 3: I know, I know, yeah, I'm busting balls a little bit,
Speaker 3: but like I get it.
Speaker 1: Though I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't really want I don't want people to get
Speaker 2: out social relationships with the apoliticians, right.
Speaker 3: But I was also so uniquely like so uniquely disinterested,
Speaker 3: like because Adam had like these two like I guess
Speaker 3: like almost damn your cameos right, where like he got
Speaker 3: people on the team to like like leave a message
Speaker 3: for Zoran. He's like, oh, that's fucking Crispin mcfluck or whatever,
Speaker 3: And I'm like, I don't know who the fuck these
Speaker 3: I have no context for you, Like he's talking about
Speaker 3: him like like it's uh, I don't even know, like
Speaker 3: it's it's James Earl Jones or.
Speaker 1: Like people would understand like this, Oh my god, I can't.
Speaker 1: I love this man's one of my favorite Did you
Speaker 1: see that thing about him?
Speaker 3: Goose? Like I have never seen a single thing about
Speaker 3: this person in my fucking life. The first time I've
Speaker 3: ever even seen this guy's face. He's talking like he's
Speaker 3: like really important, and I'm sure he is, but like,
Speaker 3: I don't know, you dude, Yeah, you're talking to the
Speaker 3: mayor elect through like Adam Friedlan's phone.
Speaker 1: What is this? He's such a weird I.
Speaker 3: Couldn't I couldn't care less I see I Yeah. So
Speaker 3: I got to the end of that, I was like, Wow,
Speaker 3: that was the first time I've ever been like, yo,
Speaker 3: funks or.
Speaker 2: Hey, Adam's blessing? What Adam's blessed?
Speaker 1: That's that's all I can say.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he got he has a platform that he doesn't deserve,
Speaker 2: but bless him.
Speaker 1: You know. I've seen I've.
Speaker 3: Seen interviews of him that I like. I think I
Speaker 3: would have liked a lot more if it was football.
Speaker 2: I've seen clips of him where things went well. But
Speaker 2: I just, dude, like this this show only Adam fucking
Speaker 2: Nick Mullins, Like, let's let's change the podcast now that
Speaker 2: we shouldn't call it Cometown anymore. Let's call it the
Speaker 2: Adam Friedland Show. And he was setting it up from
Speaker 2: the very beginning where he's like, I'm gonna do my
Speaker 2: own thing. Yeah, this is your thing, and so.
Speaker 1: We basically gifted him a show and like, cause there's
Speaker 1: no if Adam would have pitched this and try to
Speaker 1: do it himself, it wouldn't have worked, unfortunately, but it
Speaker 1: just he's very fortunate to have a friend like Nick.
Speaker 1: I mean it works. Yeah anyway, there, well, he.
Speaker 2: Was on Comtown and then he left, and then that's
Speaker 2: when the Adam Freeland Show, which it was funny at
Speaker 2: first when they first they were shopping, even like oh,
Speaker 2: should we have like a an intro?
Speaker 1: And like should we?
Speaker 2: It was like the bits were still like kind of
Speaker 2: come towny, and then you saw it started to shift
Speaker 2: and turn in two.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was showing the cameos for the mayor, like
Speaker 3: very bizarre, so so weird. I hated that it was soccer.
Speaker 3: I was like, this is so fucking this is so
Speaker 3: un American. They talked about like what kind.
Speaker 1: Of porn do you watch? American?
Speaker 3: Come on it is, but you guys, we don't talk
Speaker 3: about it because yeah, we don't talk about because it's
Speaker 3: not we don't care. I've been the One Galaxy game.
Speaker 3: It was hot and it pissed me off, Like the
Speaker 3: La Galaxy.
Speaker 1: I went to one. I was like, it's fucking hot, man,
Speaker 1: and I was like, it was. It was a terrible experience.
Speaker 1: I don't even remember what they did on the field.
Speaker 2: I agree that it's not American, but I think what
Speaker 2: we are.
Speaker 3: And that's what like the players feel. They're like, man,
Speaker 3: it's so hot for us, but imagine how hot it
Speaker 3: is for the people in the stands.
Speaker 1: Doing nothing doing.
Speaker 2: I like soccer. I think, I think that soccer is fine.
Speaker 1: I just don't. I just don't. It's fun to play.
Speaker 3: I do like, I don't mind like because I dated
Speaker 3: somebody who played soccer, so I went to games and
Speaker 3: ship and I liked it was fine. But I just
Speaker 3: I cannot, I can't. I cannot begin to care about
Speaker 3: like soccer celebrities.
Speaker 2: Female soccer is hilarious.
Speaker 1: It's one of the few sports that I like.
Speaker 2: The super aggressive, crazy good oh yeah, because they want
Speaker 2: to be like, oh, we're not pussies like the men that.
Speaker 1: Yes, they're hurting each other and it's like it's actually
Speaker 1: way cool.
Speaker 2: It's like, but hey, the men flopping is pretty funny.
Speaker 1: Come on, like people get stepped on, like their next
Speaker 1: gets stepped on, like like they got shot by a
Speaker 1: fucking Chocounas get floided in soccer. It's like crazy people.
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Speaker 2: Why finally?
Speaker 1: Just this is the first time.
Speaker 2: Actually playing it. Yeah, I've played it, but I'm not
Speaker 2: like I'm really going through the story now.
Speaker 1: Fucking love it.
Speaker 2: My game is fucking hilariously old, but I like it
Speaker 2: a lot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know anything about it. It's great, it's good.
Speaker 2: It's so exclusive. Never seen USh it again?
Speaker 1: What do you mean? Oh yeah, it's a PC. I
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Speaker 1: Stupid ass move. I keep messing, No, I'm not fucking
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Speaker 3: Literally, today, Slash Today is the Macy's Gay Parade.
Speaker 1: The Knight of Men's on its way.
Speaker 3: The Macy's Day thanks Giving Day parade was crazy.
Speaker 1: Double have the balloons that are blown up and hurt
Speaker 1: people before.
Speaker 2: No, not hurt people, I have.
Speaker 1: It's insane. Earth existing in Star Wars. Earth existing in
Speaker 1: Star Wars made me not a fan.
Speaker 2: People?
Speaker 1: Does there the existence star Wars like official? Technically? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't like that either.
Speaker 2: But it's so like not near, like no one's interacted
Speaker 2: with us ever.
Speaker 1: Sure, it's kind of weird. It should just be in
Speaker 1: its own fucking I mean, it's literally in a galaxy
Speaker 1: far far away.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it makes it a little less magical to know that,
Speaker 3: like Reagan is out there, you know, like it's the past.
Speaker 1: It's the past.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but the light and what about light travel?
Speaker 1: You know, still the past. I don't know, doesn't the
Speaker 1: store time that much. It's still beh you know, and
Speaker 1: you don't know that for sure. Travel to me the
Speaker 1: light somewhere, You're gonna get there when light gets there,
Speaker 1: So it's time still.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's a long time ago based on actual
Speaker 3: time or light, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Both both of those things exist simultaneously. You know that
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Speaker 3: But here, here we are Dave Rubin shouting his own
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Speaker 1: Real ship.
Speaker 3: That is fucking uncomfortable, dude. That is the one thing
Speaker 3: about being gay. But like I think would be like
Speaker 3: weird a little bit to shout your own name or
Speaker 3: to like say your own name during.
Speaker 1: That doesn't that's possible for even like stra lerships.
Speaker 3: Too, It's on It's way more uncommon. If I dated
Speaker 3: a Chris.
Speaker 1: Christine, I wouldn't You wouldn't dated a Christina? No? Why not?
Speaker 2: You wouldn't it be interesting?
Speaker 3: No, that's that's a lot. That's a lot for me. Man,
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Speaker 1: Be for me. As my name is Kingston. So if
Speaker 1: a woman has the name Kings and rest walls. It
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Speaker 3: But he got unbanned me because it's just like, well,
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Speaker 1: love it so awesome.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Uh, I wonder if they just don't get it
Speaker 3: then that's so funny. That is hilarious that a firefighter
Speaker 3: would hate socialism.
Speaker 2: They don't know what communism nor socialism is.
Speaker 1: They don't know any any Yeah, they don't.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they don't know the words. Nobody knows words anymore.
Speaker 3: I'm noticing asking a genie to make Swing allergic to
Speaker 3: chicken and make Derek no longer allergic to eggs. Why
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Speaker 3: wouldn't get molested by that fucking demon from street Fighter
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Speaker 1: It's crazy.
Speaker 3: Victor Frankenstein's womb sickness.
Speaker 1: I just saw that movie.
Speaker 3: Uh, Victor Frankenstein's a dick. Huh, yeah, he's kind of I.
Speaker 1: Thought he was.
Speaker 3: I always thought he was like the nice, really good guy.
Speaker 3: I thought he was like the hero, right, No, famously.
Speaker 3: I really, because I read the book and I thought, like,
Speaker 3: not read the book. I read Mary Shelley's Frankenston, and.
Speaker 1: You thought Victor was a good guy. He comes across
Speaker 1: very sympathetic. I thought he was like a benevolent guy.
Speaker 3: He wanted to make a guy. Who doesn't want to
Speaker 3: make a guy.
Speaker 1: Anyone that wants to make a person's not a great person.
Speaker 2: So parents are bad people.
Speaker 3: Way to go create a person, they don't make it.
Speaker 3: That's kind of the same thing. Arguably, I make a
Speaker 3: video and I create a video.
Speaker 1: It's the same thing. There's difference, right, because he's creating
Speaker 1: a videos like, oh you put up the it's like
Speaker 1: more sex make maybe come live. I noticed you abandoned
Speaker 1: your previous Yeah. Yeah, Victor put people together. I see
Speaker 1: in that movie. That's crazy. He talked about how he's
Speaker 1: like has memories and glimpses of all these pieces of
Speaker 1: that's kind of like, that's insane because they were like
Speaker 1: rapists and killers, lots of them, and like soldiers.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it doesn't make a lot of sense because it
Speaker 3: would be one brain when no.
Speaker 1: Well he's he's he's an aberration quite literally.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but like other parts of don't hold memories.
Speaker 1: It's stupid.
Speaker 2: I mean, I guess at that moment, I guess maybe
Speaker 2: the heart possibly has a lot of neurons in it.
Speaker 2: Maybe I guess not nearly as much as the brain.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, maybe you guys, I think I think, I
Speaker 3: think I don't This might be controversial to saying I'm
Speaker 3: starting to really doubt the scientific veracity of Frankenstein.
Speaker 1: Oh you know, it's crazy. I you have a belief
Speaker 1: that if we did more tests on people, WI just
Speaker 1: you know, we shouldn't do probably because you know, billionaires
Speaker 1: would ruin it, like they do everything. What are you
Speaker 1: What are you saying? What are you suggesting?
Speaker 2: I think that we have some wild ship scientifically, like
Speaker 2: some oh.
Speaker 3: We could be unethical. Yeah, yeah, uh, that's why we
Speaker 3: know it could be ethical.
Speaker 1: The problem is that it would it just would have
Speaker 1: devolved into not we can't feel it because of the
Speaker 1: nature of how people suck so much. You could be like, oh,
Speaker 1: you know, you sign this thing that when you pass away,
Speaker 1: like somebody.
Speaker 2: Had ducked him in his sleep.
Speaker 1: Somebody likes five. You'd find some guy that of blood blood,
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Speaker 1: usually there's this thing where if you sign like, oh,
Speaker 1: you are allowed to use your body for science at
Speaker 1: a certain point, but then motherfuckers that are rich would
Speaker 1: be like, I want that guy's blood type bullshit. So
Speaker 1: they would lie and they would fuck it up, and
Speaker 1: then people would end up being sacrificing their lives for
Speaker 1: no reason. And that's why we can't do it.
Speaker 2: Literally, you can sound yourself with a potato, not a
Speaker 2: potato like I could. Someone could.
Speaker 3: What about a French fries is a potato French fry is?
Speaker 3: So you.
Speaker 1: Don't I don't think I can.
Speaker 3: You lied to me, you can do it. I could,
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Speaker 3: I mean that's not really I mean, I mean, I'm
Speaker 3: not gonna I'm not gonna finish that second.
Speaker 2: It's its own little struggle because of what you're saying now.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's just I mean you're doing it. No,
Speaker 1: I'm literally doing it right now.
Speaker 3: No, I'm just saying, it's like it's that's you know,
Speaker 3: is it a struggle. It is a double jump a struggle. Yes, No,
Speaker 3: It's just this is a pretty good situation.
Speaker 1: It's difficult to jump twice because most people can't jump.
Speaker 2: Twice, right, Most people can't.
Speaker 1: Most people don't even want to. Most people only want
Speaker 1: to jump. One wants to jump twice. You're not understanding
Speaker 1: that most people. Would you like to jump twice if
Speaker 1: you could? Would you like the ability to jump twice?
Speaker 1: Answer me? I mean like it's like you wouldn't want
Speaker 1: to jump two times?
Speaker 3: Sure, I just most people naturally don't have a proclivity
Speaker 3: to jump twice.
Speaker 1: Some people they would all like to jump twice.
Speaker 3: You're not understanding. What I'm saying is there's some people
Speaker 3: who naturally can jump twice. They have two jumps. That's
Speaker 3: not really a struggle. It's just an ability. That's like,
Speaker 3: in some ways, it's less a struggle. I'm just saying,
Speaker 3: you know, what's the proble, What's what's the struggle?
Speaker 1: Being invalidated? You're doing it, You're invalidating. It's just like
Speaker 1: it is you're invalidating someone. Know, you just have every
Speaker 1: option available.
Speaker 3: It doesn't sound like a struggle and that take to
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Speaker 1: Pull it together.
Speaker 2: Actually, I think that's the only reason they're there.
Speaker 1: Really sounds good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's just been the ces no no, I love
Speaker 2: everyone that I don't know.
Speaker 1: Everybody's saying.
Speaker 2: Literally doubled people.
Speaker 1: But then people invalidate you. What's the invalidation? What are
Speaker 1: you so worry? Sexual men particularly get invalidated all the time,
Speaker 1: but it just get called gay because they're gay. Got them.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to help.
Speaker 3: I will say, I don't know many by Sweeny does
Speaker 3: not hate the gays. And here's here's what I will say.
Speaker 3: Here's what I will say. This is a very this
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Speaker 3: I'm just saying that what I've noticed, it's a lot
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Speaker 3: The Halo theme playing and then tape here it goes
Speaker 3: like this.
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Speaker 2: I've seen the I don't know if they're prairie dogs
Speaker 2: or gophers or whatever, but they see them push each other.
Speaker 1: Yes, we're too, don't like they get pissed off and
Speaker 1: they starts shoving each other.
Speaker 2: It was crazy wild.
Speaker 1: It's very human. Dogs shove each other to like dog
Speaker 1: sins another. A dog got it like fucking shoves it
Speaker 1: with its head and it's like you always being aggressive
Speaker 1: to him. That's crazy.
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Speaker 2: That's very cool. That's crazy.
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Speaker 1: a golfriend. I want to around. Why does pissing sound
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Speaker 3: All right, Young Colin killed eight people to start the
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Speaker 3: don't write in about the game. We're working around. I
Speaker 3: feel like the people are gonna be writing and it's like, actually,
Speaker 3: you know whatever. Uh yeah, he meant everything. He meant
Speaker 3: everything we said. We're scripted, and Derek wrote that out. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I would be quiet crazy, I'll take responsibility. He ended with,
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Speaker 2: I lined it up.
Speaker 1: I got it's pretty. It's thicker than it's been in
Speaker 1: a long time.
Speaker 2: She had like a hunger games beard.
Speaker 1: Yeah, ridiculous. You know, designs and ships like dumb fucking designs.
Speaker 1: It looks Jennifer is not really my concern. Really alone
Speaker 1: is pretty bad. It's pretty bad. But uh, she's still
Speaker 1: a woman, so you know that's with it. I get it.
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Speaker 3: fuck out. Oh yeah, because the uh was he had
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Speaker 3: they're getting megath in, dude, I don't know what they're doing.
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Speaker 1: doun before in the last movie. But she is, she's
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Speaker 1: the guy that plays the love interest in Wicked, the
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Speaker 1: were talking about like how he's first gay person ever
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Speaker 2: Like six Man a year.
Speaker 1: Guy Fieri is the first game man again, Jeff gold.
Speaker 2: Like, you're the first the first game and he's like
Speaker 2: first openly He's like.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, well yeah, oh yeah, I did see that where.
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Speaker 3: the right track. Yeah you could do something there. Yeah,
Speaker 3: revision necessary, come back next week. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, guys,
Speaker 3: I gotta stop reading the names for a sec.
Speaker 1: This is really bothered me.
Speaker 3: Derek, why haven't you kissed me today?
Speaker 1: Nice? Nice, somebody's that's the first.
Speaker 3: Time somebody's actually used the names in the way that
Speaker 3: people intended to actually, yeah, the way it's intended to be.
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Speaker 2: It's not great.
Speaker 3: It's not great, solid seven, it's a low seven, highs six,
Speaker 3: but it's a good one.
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Speaker 2: I give it a.
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Speaker 3: Whatever, Young Colin. Young Colin tattooing his skin to be
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Speaker 3: Grinch at Christmas time and he.
Speaker 1: Went six to seven.
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Speaker 3: And I'm like, it's counting.
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Speaker 3: full well what will happen in thirty three years.
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Speaker 1: So I saw this? Did you see this? Yeah?
Speaker 3: No?
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Speaker 2: I don't have my YouTuber named Maller that put out
Speaker 2: a seventeen hour video about uh Star Wars Outlaws.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a bad you're it's like that your bat
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Speaker 3: these people are if it takes you that long to
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Speaker 3: Like you're exceptionally shit. Anybody can do that. I can
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Speaker 3: and get like fucking interesting stories out of him. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: I wanted I wanted to make a video talking about
Speaker 1: like just gin and talking about like what I feel
Speaker 1: about Star Wars.
Speaker 2: Oh interesting, And I was just okay shut pre.
Speaker 1: Rise, but I was, but I was all real shit,
Speaker 1: and I was like, I don't just I don't know
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Speaker 1: where there's just so much AI bullshit that people can
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Speaker 1: was like, you are stupid. You're stupid if you think
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Speaker 1: Thank you.
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Speaker 3: He had a fucking monster energy can on him. Uh,
Speaker 3: Young Colin playing hide and Seek with Jared from Rape Way.
Speaker 3: It's not rape it's Subway.
Speaker 1: He knows that. Uh.
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Speaker 3: It's like dragon force.
Speaker 1: It is is it? What is this?
Speaker 3: Is this you?
Speaker 1: You? That is that you? That's really good? That's not me?
Speaker 1: It's not well. I mean, I don't know I could
Speaker 1: be that. That's not your voice, though, I guess if
Speaker 1: you're like I mean, I just it was kind of
Speaker 1: in the sense I was gonna, I was gonna call it.
Speaker 1: I was kinda I was kind of in the moment
Speaker 1: really with it.
Speaker 2: Actually, I was gonna I was gonna do the voice too.
Speaker 1: But then I'm like, no, the people that are enjoying
Speaker 1: the meme of it don't want to hear I want
Speaker 1: to hear that Ai guy, that specific person. So I
Speaker 1: was like, uh, I hate that. It's catchy. Listen to more.
Speaker 2: I agree with stuff he said, and I really don't
Speaker 2: like that. That's crazy. Okay, well we're gonn to go yeah,
Speaker 2: bye
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