WEBVTT 1 00:00:10.039 --> 00:00:13.320 Welcome to the snart Tack. You're about to get your 2 00:00:13.359 --> 00:00:17.839 LA's glazed by the great Chris Raycos, Derek black Man, 3 00:00:19.160 --> 00:00:20.160 and Tom Sweet. 4 00:00:21.879 --> 00:00:24.000 Sit back and prepare for some shiit. 5 00:00:26.879 --> 00:00:29.480 Sit back and prepare for some glazing. 6 00:00:34.679 --> 00:00:36.479 Welcome to the show. Welcome to the shark Tag Podcast. 7 00:00:36.479 --> 00:00:40.679 It's me, It's me, it's him. That was good, right, 8 00:00:40.679 --> 00:00:41.280 that was a good injury? 9 00:00:41.359 --> 00:00:43.520 Those good? Yeah? 10 00:00:43.759 --> 00:00:44.079 Cool? 11 00:00:45.320 --> 00:00:50.240 Cool? We're you gonna show me? 12 00:00:50.560 --> 00:00:52.840 Oh yeah, I want to show you something. I wanted 13 00:00:52.840 --> 00:00:55.119 to show you something before we started reaction. I just 14 00:00:55.159 --> 00:00:57.840 want to know what you think about this video, right, Okay, 15 00:00:57.960 --> 00:01:00.719 it's a very informative video. All right, I'm not gonna 16 00:01:00.799 --> 00:01:01.759 let them see it though. 17 00:01:02.200 --> 00:01:02.960 Oh they can hear it. 18 00:01:02.960 --> 00:01:04.959 Though they can hear it, of course. 19 00:01:05.000 --> 00:01:09.959 My uh my headphones are still connected. Cool, lose it too. 20 00:01:10.840 --> 00:01:13.400 If you lose it too, the dentist can replace it 21 00:01:13.519 --> 00:01:16.719 with a gold one. We seem expensive, but gold is 22 00:01:16.760 --> 00:01:20.439 incredibly hard. It also doesn't corrode like other metals, so 23 00:01:20.519 --> 00:01:23.359 it lasts a long time. But if you smile at the. 24 00:01:23.359 --> 00:01:32.040 Rock, We'll go to the stark Tech Podcast. It's me 25 00:01:32.120 --> 00:01:35.840 Chris and if Derek. I wish I could not remember 26 00:01:35.879 --> 00:01:39.439 that When I first saw that. When I first saw that, 27 00:01:39.560 --> 00:01:42.640 I gas, oh my god. 28 00:01:42.840 --> 00:01:45.799 They completely got me off scared. I didn't know like 29 00:01:45.879 --> 00:01:47.560 what I was getting into. I'm like, oh, what's this? 30 00:01:47.879 --> 00:01:55.239 Well, look happy December. Hebrew jump scares are crazy, manbe. 31 00:01:53.480 --> 00:01:55.319 We all had a hope, we all had a happy 32 00:01:55.359 --> 00:01:59.400 Thanksgiving and all that crap. Good Black Friday. You know, 33 00:01:59.439 --> 00:02:03.040 I'll be trying and people got your TV no more. Yeah, 34 00:02:03.079 --> 00:02:05.560 I know it's over because nobody goes outside. Remember remember 35 00:02:05.760 --> 00:02:06.719 also nobody has money. 36 00:02:06.760 --> 00:02:09.000 Remember the one in our town someone got killed at 37 00:02:09.400 --> 00:02:11.680 what the one in our town the format of our 38 00:02:11.719 --> 00:02:13.080 town someone got trampled death? 39 00:02:13.400 --> 00:02:15.560 Did they Actually we had a fatality over here too. 40 00:02:15.800 --> 00:02:17.680 Really yeah, a long time ago, I love. 41 00:02:17.919 --> 00:02:21.080 I mean, I don't remember trampling. It's so easy to 42 00:02:21.080 --> 00:02:23.599 get killed and trampling. It's crazy. Yeah, it's it's insane. 43 00:02:24.039 --> 00:02:27.719 It's really insane because like, when you're getting trampled, especially 44 00:02:27.719 --> 00:02:30.919 by humans, they know they're stepping on you. That's what 45 00:02:31.000 --> 00:02:33.159 makes it so unbelievable, is like, oh, this is just 46 00:02:33.560 --> 00:02:35.159 sheer lack of care. 47 00:02:35.360 --> 00:02:38.719 Well, they're also moving in Like by the time you've 48 00:02:38.759 --> 00:02:40.919 realized you've stepped on somebody and you turn around. 49 00:02:40.960 --> 00:02:42.280 You're not you'ren't really seeing anybody. 50 00:02:42.319 --> 00:02:43.000 I think you can. 51 00:02:43.439 --> 00:02:45.639 I think you feel like you can't get traveled by 52 00:02:45.680 --> 00:02:47.120 like three people, like the. 53 00:02:47.319 --> 00:02:50.240 Like it's the way people everyone's like, hey, stop, someone's here. 54 00:02:50.319 --> 00:02:53.719 I think like everyone's in like fucking group. What is 55 00:02:53.759 --> 00:02:58.360 it called mob mentality? Yeah, animals. But then the moment 56 00:02:58.520 --> 00:03:02.199 you're like hey someone's someone's down here, stop, I think 57 00:03:02.199 --> 00:03:04.360 people will stop. Is that what animals do when they're 58 00:03:04.360 --> 00:03:07.000 fucking humans? They don't. They don't have a language like that. 59 00:03:07.479 --> 00:03:10.879 Dude, Our primal urges really, I shouldn't even say are 60 00:03:10.919 --> 00:03:13.240 fucking like because I wouldn't even say primal because they 61 00:03:13.280 --> 00:03:17.039 don't usually do that trees or whatever. I have ample people. 62 00:03:18.719 --> 00:03:20.840 But you think about like you just you ever see 63 00:03:20.879 --> 00:03:23.759 somebody like fuck with people in a large crowd. It's 64 00:03:23.800 --> 00:03:26.719 like a prank. They'll just start fucking booking running and 65 00:03:26.759 --> 00:03:29.759 see who else starts running to kind of shit like that. Yeah, 66 00:03:29.759 --> 00:03:31.319 and then you know, of course they can get arrested 67 00:03:31.400 --> 00:03:32.639 for inciting. 68 00:03:32.680 --> 00:03:37.520 Yeah, inciting something that's crazy. Insight of insight of trampling 69 00:03:37.639 --> 00:03:38.800 is kind of a I. 70 00:03:38.759 --> 00:03:39.439 Think it's really Chris. 71 00:03:39.520 --> 00:03:40.719 I watch you watch the Boondocks, offics. 72 00:03:40.719 --> 00:03:42.400 You guys both watched it and like in the Boone 73 00:03:42.400 --> 00:03:44.840 Dogs when he throws the chair over the thing and it. 74 00:03:44.840 --> 00:03:46.240 Like starts a fucking mob fight. 75 00:03:46.360 --> 00:03:48.960 Oh yeah, yeah, that happens. Like that happens you just like, oh, 76 00:03:49.039 --> 00:03:50.000 one person throw. 77 00:03:49.879 --> 00:03:52.560 Like that's literally what food fights are. Yeaheah, that's how 78 00:03:52.599 --> 00:03:53.159 that happens. 79 00:03:53.400 --> 00:03:56.199 I just like the first doughnuts thrown, it's like it's over. 80 00:03:56.319 --> 00:03:57.719 We tried to do a food a few times in 81 00:03:57.759 --> 00:03:58.680 high school to work. 82 00:03:58.719 --> 00:04:01.560 We did an ice fight and we had ice banded 83 00:04:01.599 --> 00:04:05.919 for only three days. Ice ice was banned for three 84 00:04:06.280 --> 00:04:09.120 for a while, they wouldn't let students have ice because 85 00:04:09.159 --> 00:04:13.479 we had an ice war. It somehow like it is. 86 00:04:13.159 --> 00:04:13.879 That is crazy. 87 00:04:14.000 --> 00:04:17.160 It is incredible how it spread because it was just 88 00:04:17.399 --> 00:04:19.920 only in the lunch area. You know, everybody had their 89 00:04:20.000 --> 00:04:21.839 We had these giant cups that you can get for 90 00:04:21.879 --> 00:04:25.600 like a buck, like a giant styrofoam full of like whatever. Yeah, 91 00:04:25.600 --> 00:04:28.759 and so that's a lot of ice actually because it's 92 00:04:28.759 --> 00:04:30.399 mostly ice and a little bit of drink, you know 93 00:04:30.399 --> 00:04:32.959 what I'm saying. And it started in a little bit 94 00:04:33.079 --> 00:04:35.120 just outside of the cafeteria. We had a very small 95 00:04:35.120 --> 00:04:40.160 cafeteriabody mostly just ate out in the wherever and it spread. 96 00:04:40.199 --> 00:04:42.519 There was ice all over the school. I don't know 97 00:04:42.560 --> 00:04:46.120 how that happened. Like people just saw ice in the 98 00:04:46.160 --> 00:04:48.399 vicinity and other people just started fucking doing it. 99 00:04:48.920 --> 00:04:49.560 And that's crazy. 100 00:04:49.600 --> 00:04:51.439 That means people like went to the area where the 101 00:04:51.439 --> 00:04:55.639 ice was and transported it away from like further away. 102 00:04:56.120 --> 00:05:00.879 They quickly exploded the ice before it melted and dispersed 103 00:05:00.879 --> 00:05:02.920 it furthest away from the cafeteria. 104 00:05:03.040 --> 00:05:04.439 It was good, though. It was the perfect crime because 105 00:05:04.439 --> 00:05:07.240 you know, it melts, evaporates, and then there's nothing. I 106 00:05:07.240 --> 00:05:09.439 mean maybe a little bit of like food dye or whatever. 107 00:05:09.519 --> 00:05:13.360 Yeah, you know, I've only been in one slipped slipped 108 00:05:13.360 --> 00:05:15.680 and burst their fucking eyes. I hope somebody cracked their 109 00:05:15.680 --> 00:05:19.680 head open that fucking braid. One guy's braids sucking all 110 00:05:19.720 --> 00:05:21.720 the side of a locker and you're like, holy shit, 111 00:05:22.399 --> 00:05:25.120 nice fight. You throw his body? 112 00:05:24.560 --> 00:05:28.120 Yeah, got you one food fight. 113 00:05:28.199 --> 00:05:30.920 Really, I don't think. I don't remember if I threw anything. 114 00:05:30.959 --> 00:05:32.879 I remember just being like, oh, this is an actual 115 00:05:33.000 --> 00:05:35.439 this is crazy. I've never actually seen this. I've heard 116 00:05:35.439 --> 00:05:38.839 about it. Yeah, Like oh, seventh period lunch had one 117 00:05:39.240 --> 00:05:41.120 like two years ago or something. It's like, oh interesting, 118 00:05:41.920 --> 00:05:44.759 and it was people were throwing trays. 119 00:05:45.480 --> 00:05:49.920 Of course, frisbeing them like there's always there's always, there's 120 00:05:49.920 --> 00:05:52.639 always advice, like it's the coorum. Then there's one person 121 00:05:53.040 --> 00:05:55.160 that breaks the coorum, and then everything and then it 122 00:05:55.360 --> 00:05:58.600 just go yeah. Unfortunately, because I remember was your school 123 00:05:58.600 --> 00:06:01.040 of the pig, So they did the the pig release. 124 00:06:01.800 --> 00:06:06.639 Someone now like the prank. No we had. I think 125 00:06:06.639 --> 00:06:09.920 it was like a fun ton of ice or something 126 00:06:09.920 --> 00:06:12.800 like that. Somebody somebody released like a like an obnoxious 127 00:06:12.800 --> 00:06:16.959 amount of mice that yeah, releasing a pig. 128 00:06:18.399 --> 00:06:21.720 At least did the pull the alarm. And then we 129 00:06:21.759 --> 00:06:24.160 threw water balloons at like, well, paint balloons at people 130 00:06:24.199 --> 00:06:26.800 that came out. It was really people got in a 131 00:06:26.839 --> 00:06:28.800 lot of trouble with people. I was I was gonna go, 132 00:06:29.000 --> 00:06:31.240 I was gonna be there, but I think for some 133 00:06:31.279 --> 00:06:32.639 reason I had to use the bathroom when I was 134 00:06:32.639 --> 00:06:34.040 like bitching now and I was like, I'm not gonna 135 00:06:34.040 --> 00:06:36.560 go do that. And then I remember seeing it half 136 00:06:36.600 --> 00:06:40.160 of people getting fucking expelled and ship I was like, 137 00:06:40.279 --> 00:06:45.480 oh wow, yeah, paint man, what the that's a little 138 00:06:45.439 --> 00:06:48.000 lead leading Of course it was. It was actually just 139 00:06:48.160 --> 00:06:50.600 lead with a little bit of color. It was just 140 00:06:50.680 --> 00:06:54.199 throwing lead at people. Lead with a little bit of color. 141 00:06:54.519 --> 00:06:54.959 Very good. 142 00:06:55.120 --> 00:06:57.360 That is kind of what the idea that is kind 143 00:06:57.399 --> 00:06:58.279 of lead paint is. 144 00:06:58.399 --> 00:07:00.720 Lead paint is like mostly lead. The fact that that's 145 00:07:00.759 --> 00:07:03.360 real crazy, I don't know anything about that, dude. 146 00:07:03.480 --> 00:07:05.519 Just the way, like the way that it chips and 147 00:07:05.519 --> 00:07:06.879 the way that it's like you can tell it's like, 148 00:07:06.879 --> 00:07:09.519 this is not normal, man, I guess pain. 149 00:07:09.800 --> 00:07:12.000 This isn't pain in the way that people think. People 150 00:07:12.040 --> 00:07:13.800 think that a lot of boomers the reason why they 151 00:07:13.839 --> 00:07:15.639 suck so bad is because a lot of them. 152 00:07:15.480 --> 00:07:16.279 Have lead poisoning. 153 00:07:16.360 --> 00:07:18.879 Oh they surely do. A lot of them have lead poisoning, 154 00:07:18.920 --> 00:07:20.879 and it's led to the reason why they suck. 155 00:07:22.040 --> 00:07:23.959 There's there's a lot of a lot of I would 156 00:07:23.959 --> 00:07:27.480 say historians will even talk about like the Roman Empire, 157 00:07:27.560 --> 00:07:30.439 while say the rich people are always drinking out of 158 00:07:30.480 --> 00:07:32.800 ship that was laced and lead. You know, so their 159 00:07:33.040 --> 00:07:35.160 their wine was just like they were. They were getting 160 00:07:35.160 --> 00:07:38.160 all crazy and loopy, and then weird emperors and crazy 161 00:07:38.199 --> 00:07:41.360 you know, weird shit kept always happening. Yeah, so you know, 162 00:07:41.639 --> 00:07:43.879 it tracks if you if you soak up enough that 163 00:07:43.879 --> 00:07:45.279 you you kind of go kind of get crazy. 164 00:07:45.279 --> 00:07:48.319 I wonder if that helps them though on some level, 165 00:07:48.399 --> 00:07:49.839 I think so, you know what I mean, because like 166 00:07:50.079 --> 00:07:52.360 let me, let me put it this way, when things 167 00:07:52.399 --> 00:07:57.120 would get crazy when people had lead poisoning, the people 168 00:07:57.279 --> 00:08:01.199 under the underlings were also lead poisoned to some extent, 169 00:08:02.000 --> 00:08:05.079 and so it led to like, oh, you know, but 170 00:08:05.160 --> 00:08:07.360 like it also like you know, I'm crazy enough to 171 00:08:07.399 --> 00:08:10.519 go in there and take you out kind of, you 172 00:08:10.519 --> 00:08:14.079 know what I mean, overthrow everything. I feel like now 173 00:08:14.120 --> 00:08:16.480 we're kind of pacified because we don't have lead poisoning. 174 00:08:17.800 --> 00:08:19.839 I feel like if we were more lead poisoned, we 175 00:08:19.879 --> 00:08:22.199 probably wouldn't be in this situation. It's probably would have 176 00:08:22.399 --> 00:08:23.399 ended a while ago. 177 00:08:24.279 --> 00:08:27.240 Or at least we wouldn't care as much. Maybe we 178 00:08:27.240 --> 00:08:28.519 would be, like I feel like a lot if. 179 00:08:28.439 --> 00:08:29.800 We have lead poisoning. I don't know about you, guys, 180 00:08:30.319 --> 00:08:31.160 what do you mean? You think so? 181 00:08:31.680 --> 00:08:35.919 I think, I mean it makes sense. You are insane 182 00:08:36.639 --> 00:08:40.559 and dumb and gay, well, you know all the things. 183 00:08:41.480 --> 00:08:44.759 A moment, A moment, please, a moment, Okay, all right, 184 00:08:45.279 --> 00:08:47.399 thinking about the gay part. You're thinking about the gay part? 185 00:08:47.519 --> 00:08:50.720 I mean here ever, read the symptoms of lead. 186 00:08:51.240 --> 00:08:55.360 Homosexuality and biggest, bigger than a fucking pamphlet. 187 00:08:58.639 --> 00:09:00.759 If you buy a piece of lead, like Tucker Carlson 188 00:09:00.799 --> 00:09:04.320 and appears, that's been what his argument. 189 00:09:03.960 --> 00:09:06.919 Was, Like Gaby boards her product. 190 00:09:08.720 --> 00:09:17.399 It's a choice because you're around lead, it's creepy, cything heavy. 191 00:09:17.399 --> 00:09:19.240 To fall next to him, not on him, but next 192 00:09:19.240 --> 00:09:22.759 to him and really scare the funk out of him, 193 00:09:23.200 --> 00:09:25.279 like being so close to death and not die, just 194 00:09:25.440 --> 00:09:27.519 to fuck him up for a while. 195 00:09:28.440 --> 00:09:32.320 That might be scary because because then that might have him. 196 00:09:32.360 --> 00:09:34.720 He might realize his mortality and be like, I gotta 197 00:09:34.799 --> 00:09:36.399 like be faster with my racism. 198 00:09:36.840 --> 00:09:39.480 I need to like complete this. 199 00:09:39.679 --> 00:09:42.879 You know, because he always does the plausible deniability about 200 00:09:42.919 --> 00:09:44.320 the Great Replacement Ship. 201 00:09:44.360 --> 00:09:46.480 It's all of them. They all they all like, well 202 00:09:46.679 --> 00:09:47.320 they're doing that. 203 00:09:47.360 --> 00:09:50.639 Maybe possibly yeah, like whenever they're directly in front and 204 00:09:50.639 --> 00:09:53.440 they're like, oh you know that. So maybe he'll just 205 00:09:53.480 --> 00:09:55.960 be like, oh wait, I'm gonna be three times worse 206 00:09:56.000 --> 00:09:58.360 than Nick Flints now you know, he's like, I gotta 207 00:09:58.440 --> 00:10:00.480 I don't know, I'm gonna speed run Nick Winton. 208 00:10:00.559 --> 00:10:02.399 I don't know what's three times worst than Nick went. 209 00:10:02.600 --> 00:10:04.759 I feel like Nick, I think just after him is 210 00:10:04.759 --> 00:10:07.279 like active, like, yeah, they just started. They just start 211 00:10:07.360 --> 00:10:10.320 hunting black people. Yeah, Like that's like Tuger Carlson. 212 00:10:10.559 --> 00:10:14.399 He just has a fucking rifle, puts on a Safari suit. 213 00:10:14.559 --> 00:10:15.759 He actually starts. 214 00:10:16.360 --> 00:10:19.320 Dressed exactly like my father. He dresses like King Like, 215 00:10:19.360 --> 00:10:22.840 I'm gonna dress like Kingston's dad. It's like what the 216 00:10:22.879 --> 00:10:25.840 fight says that on one of his things, and I'm like, what, I'm. 217 00:10:25.679 --> 00:10:26.799 Gonna dress like King Dad? 218 00:10:27.519 --> 00:10:27.960 But why? 219 00:10:28.639 --> 00:10:31.279 But why to kill people like King Dad? To kill 220 00:10:31.320 --> 00:10:33.720 people like King Dad? Even though I think King Dad's 221 00:10:33.720 --> 00:10:37.200 a great guy, the best of his I don't like 222 00:10:37.240 --> 00:10:37.799 his son though. 223 00:10:37.960 --> 00:10:41.080 His son's kind of gay, too much lead, too much 224 00:10:41.159 --> 00:10:43.399 light being a King Dad. I'm think I'm getting a 225 00:10:43.440 --> 00:10:47.240 puppy actually, oh really yeah yeah, before yesterday, everything was, 226 00:10:47.480 --> 00:10:52.039 before my day got worse. I was what you call it. 227 00:10:52.080 --> 00:10:54.559 I was gonna we were gonna go check out a puppy, 228 00:10:54.600 --> 00:10:58.080 I think tomorrow, a little little poodle. What was that? 229 00:10:59.120 --> 00:10:59.639 A little one? 230 00:10:59.720 --> 00:10:59.879 Yeah? 231 00:11:00.360 --> 00:11:03.559 Little one are nice dogs if you raise them correctly, 232 00:11:04.399 --> 00:11:04.919 they could be. 233 00:11:04.919 --> 00:11:05.960 They could be kind of did but. 234 00:11:07.480 --> 00:11:10.279 I mean I already know, I knew it wasn't your decision. 235 00:11:10.360 --> 00:11:12.320 Oh noe puppy. They're good. 236 00:11:12.360 --> 00:11:15.080 They're a good dog I have for clean reasons. They 237 00:11:15.080 --> 00:11:15.840 don't shed very much. 238 00:11:15.840 --> 00:11:18.559 They don't shed at all, basically. I mean they shed 239 00:11:18.600 --> 00:11:21.000 like a person sheds, you know, not like a fucking dog, 240 00:11:21.039 --> 00:11:22.960 where like they lay down and they stand. 241 00:11:22.759 --> 00:11:25.399 Up and then half of them is left behind. It's 242 00:11:25.440 --> 00:11:26.720 like one of the Scooby Do things and they run 243 00:11:26.720 --> 00:11:28.440 away and the smoke is safe like their body. 244 00:11:28.480 --> 00:11:30.639 Yeah, it's the first thing you think about animals For me, man, 245 00:11:30.679 --> 00:11:32.759 it's just like, damn, this is so fucking dirty. 246 00:11:32.840 --> 00:11:35.200 Gotta brush them, man, I gotta brush them. 247 00:11:35.720 --> 00:11:36.960 Brush my dog all the time. 248 00:11:37.039 --> 00:11:38.840 It takes a lot. I would brush my shepherd. It 249 00:11:38.840 --> 00:11:39.799 would be disgusting. 250 00:11:39.840 --> 00:11:42.159 They love it, though, It'll still be disgusting. That'd be 251 00:11:42.159 --> 00:11:43.759 like I'd brush her and it'd be like, dude, how 252 00:11:43.799 --> 00:11:47.200 are you? How are you not sick? But losing this 253 00:11:47.320 --> 00:11:48.879 much hair? Like that doesn't make sense. 254 00:11:49.320 --> 00:11:51.360 It's like they're on chemo, but like it never manages. 255 00:11:52.519 --> 00:11:55.159 It's like never someone's on chemo for three years, but 256 00:11:55.159 --> 00:11:58.879 they never lose any weight. Bro, They're like they look fine. 257 00:11:59.279 --> 00:12:01.320 They're like, I actually don't have cancer, you guys, Why 258 00:12:01.320 --> 00:12:01.720 I do keep it? 259 00:12:01.759 --> 00:12:04.799 Therapy for like the lulls. Yeah, oh yeah. I've seen 260 00:12:04.840 --> 00:12:06.679 a handful of people handle it really well. But I 261 00:12:06.679 --> 00:12:08.759 guess it's the amount of shit that they were on. 262 00:12:09.279 --> 00:12:10.559 But I've seen some people are I was like, oh, 263 00:12:10.639 --> 00:12:14.240 they didn't lose any hair, they were fine. But then 264 00:12:14.279 --> 00:12:16.360 I also seen, you know, like my my friend's mom 265 00:12:16.759 --> 00:12:18.720 where then she like she had a wig and I'm. 266 00:12:18.559 --> 00:12:20.759 Like, damn, that's crazy. Like it's just I guess it 267 00:12:20.799 --> 00:12:21.279 just depends. 268 00:12:21.279 --> 00:12:22.679 I think it's kind of like pregnancy where I feel 269 00:12:22.679 --> 00:12:24.000 like they're I feel like people who go through it 270 00:12:24.000 --> 00:12:27.320 are kind of over overstanding. How Yeah, I think it's 271 00:12:27.320 --> 00:12:29.159 just kind of like it's not can't be. There's no 272 00:12:29.200 --> 00:12:30.159 reason for you to get fat. 273 00:12:30.519 --> 00:12:34.080 There's no reason for you to complaint for you to 274 00:12:34.080 --> 00:12:34.840 get fat. 275 00:12:35.039 --> 00:12:37.480 The one thing that is absolutely actually kind of necessary 276 00:12:38.240 --> 00:12:39.759 my cousin. 277 00:12:39.480 --> 00:12:41.879 When she had her kid, if she laid down on 278 00:12:41.919 --> 00:12:43.960 her back, she wouldn't be able to breathe. 279 00:12:44.440 --> 00:12:45.480 Like that is crazy. 280 00:12:45.519 --> 00:12:47.919 I was like, that's uh, I think as I laughed. 281 00:12:48.120 --> 00:12:50.320 I laughed at first, I thought she was kidding, and 282 00:12:50.320 --> 00:12:52.360 then I was like, no, you're you actually can't breathe. 283 00:12:52.360 --> 00:12:53.399 That baby's killing you. 284 00:12:53.480 --> 00:12:55.559 If you don't know how to breathe as an adult, 285 00:12:55.840 --> 00:12:57.080 maybe you shouldn't be having children. 286 00:12:57.440 --> 00:12:59.559 Did We didn't really learn how to breathe though, really, 287 00:12:59.639 --> 00:13:01.519 even normally, we didn't learn how to do that. 288 00:13:01.600 --> 00:13:03.279 Yeah we did. No, you don't learn how to breathe. 289 00:13:03.279 --> 00:13:05.559 You kind of do it, which, well, yeah, you learn 290 00:13:05.600 --> 00:13:06.200 it instantly. 291 00:13:06.320 --> 00:13:07.559 No, you don't learn it, you just have it. 292 00:13:07.799 --> 00:13:09.440 I feel like you learn it. I feel like. 293 00:13:09.440 --> 00:13:11.919 Learning is active process of not knowing then knowing. 294 00:13:12.519 --> 00:13:14.600 Yeah, but for the one frame you don't know. 295 00:13:14.679 --> 00:13:16.600 But for breathing, you don't. You don't do that, you 296 00:13:16.720 --> 00:13:17.600 just do it. You're just doing it. 297 00:13:17.679 --> 00:13:19.240 I feel like, for a single frame, you don't really 298 00:13:19.279 --> 00:13:19.919 know how to do it. 299 00:13:20.080 --> 00:13:22.519 I distinctly remember learning how to breathe. 300 00:13:22.879 --> 00:13:25.080 Me too, I was eight. I don't think I learned 301 00:13:25.120 --> 00:13:30.480 how to breathe. What he was he was a respirator. 302 00:13:31.840 --> 00:13:35.919 I had straws sticking out of my chest and deeply 303 00:13:35.919 --> 00:13:38.639 embedded into my lungs. Oh, that would like kind of 304 00:13:38.639 --> 00:13:39.480 like filter area. 305 00:13:39.759 --> 00:13:43.759 See I pictured you were just like blue until you're like, that's. 306 00:13:43.279 --> 00:13:48.919 Crazy, mega mind blue Mom, I did it. 307 00:13:49.720 --> 00:13:51.799 You wouldn't know how to speak after that, Like your 308 00:13:51.799 --> 00:13:54.240 brain would be soa you held your breath for eight years, 309 00:13:55.240 --> 00:13:56.440 you'd be like Jordan Peterson. 310 00:13:56.559 --> 00:14:03.440 Now yeah, yeah, he's like you'd be like like Jordan 311 00:14:03.519 --> 00:14:05.639 Peterson two years from right now. 312 00:14:08.000 --> 00:14:10.279 I've seen for some reason, I don't know if you 313 00:14:10.279 --> 00:14:11.279 guys are getting this content. 314 00:14:11.279 --> 00:14:11.840 I don't even know if. 315 00:14:11.879 --> 00:14:13.759 I don't think the audience is getting this content either, 316 00:14:13.799 --> 00:14:16.799 but I'm getting this hyper specific content. Every time a 317 00:14:16.879 --> 00:14:19.240 reel comes across my feet, it's always got like five 318 00:14:19.320 --> 00:14:24.480 thousand likes, so it's not even like huge, but like 319 00:14:24.600 --> 00:14:26.600 they're different videos every time, and it's and it's just 320 00:14:26.720 --> 00:14:30.960 Jordan Peterson arguing about grand theft auto. 321 00:14:31.120 --> 00:14:35.519 Yeah he's doing I just got it last night. It 322 00:14:35.600 --> 00:14:36.799 was him making an argument. 323 00:14:36.840 --> 00:14:39.519 He was doing the lecture about how g T A 324 00:14:39.639 --> 00:14:43.000 four is better with the high pitch. 325 00:14:44.360 --> 00:14:46.159 High. Your algorithms are crazy. 326 00:14:46.759 --> 00:14:48.320 I've been getting these four weeks. 327 00:14:48.480 --> 00:14:51.240 I think I just I think I actually reach posted 328 00:14:51.279 --> 00:14:54.879 it actually agith like them. 329 00:14:55.000 --> 00:14:57.679 It's a terrible impression. Also, it's it's not very good, 330 00:14:57.799 --> 00:14:58.360 but that's. 331 00:14:58.159 --> 00:15:01.279 Why I like it. It's I don't get like that. 332 00:15:01.960 --> 00:15:04.639 My stream is like D and D shit uh the 333 00:15:04.679 --> 00:15:07.279 occasional like object racism loser. 334 00:15:07.240 --> 00:15:11.320 My Twitter is bad anymore? Like every time I scroll 335 00:15:11.360 --> 00:15:13.000 on Twitter, like because they have the thing. It's like 336 00:15:13.000 --> 00:15:15.080 you cook on a video and you scroll every like 337 00:15:15.840 --> 00:15:19.039 tenth one is just blown out pussy. 338 00:15:19.759 --> 00:15:21.320 It's just like straight porn. 339 00:15:21.720 --> 00:15:23.519 And then it's just it's like okay, and then you 340 00:15:23.559 --> 00:15:25.240 go back and it's like it's. 341 00:15:25.080 --> 00:15:28.919 Like poorn and Nick Foin. It's very very dangerous. If 342 00:15:28.960 --> 00:15:31.360 you were if you were fourteen, you'd be in a date. 343 00:15:31.759 --> 00:15:33.639 I'd be a menace if I was fourteen, I had 344 00:15:33.639 --> 00:15:34.720 this exact algorithm. 345 00:15:34.840 --> 00:15:37.559 How do you how would you even like if you 346 00:15:37.879 --> 00:15:39.759 because I feel like that that's the thing that would 347 00:15:39.759 --> 00:15:43.440 make you like want to kill yourself because you're watching porn, 348 00:15:43.519 --> 00:15:46.080 but you're also watching Nick flint flint as who completely 349 00:15:46.240 --> 00:15:48.960 is against it and is trying to shame you, and like, 350 00:15:49.000 --> 00:15:50.279 how do you deal with that? 351 00:15:50.320 --> 00:15:51.879 Well, that's the that's the goal. I was like, it's 352 00:15:52.399 --> 00:15:55.240 it makes you. They make you want to jerk off 353 00:15:55.279 --> 00:15:58.440 all the time, and then watch somebody who shames you 354 00:15:58.480 --> 00:16:01.080 for it, so you feel bad and and then it 355 00:16:01.080 --> 00:16:03.039 makes you want to redirect your anger outward, which makes 356 00:16:03.039 --> 00:16:03.840 you want to watch more Nick. 357 00:16:04.679 --> 00:16:06.600 And it makes you angry at women because the porn 358 00:16:06.639 --> 00:16:08.759 that they're showing you they're not giving you because you 359 00:16:09.039 --> 00:16:10.919 do belong to you. Effectively, they're your possessions. 360 00:16:11.600 --> 00:16:13.840 They are property women and this is true. 361 00:16:13.879 --> 00:16:15.759 This is true. This is true. Yeah, so it turns 362 00:16:15.799 --> 00:16:18.279 you into what we have now somebody that's like fucking 363 00:16:18.279 --> 00:16:21.879 ooh wu notices bulls and then another fellow goes sleeping forever. 364 00:16:22.000 --> 00:16:24.799 So you know, it's stuff like that, which is nuts. 365 00:16:24.879 --> 00:16:28.000 I my my regular side of mine is like everybody 366 00:16:28.039 --> 00:16:30.159 I know, and I've made it like like I've finally 367 00:16:30.159 --> 00:16:32.120 made it like time based, so it goes based on 368 00:16:32.120 --> 00:16:36.000 when things are chronological. I was I was thinking chological 369 00:16:36.120 --> 00:16:37.559 is like that is the sound, right, it's not so magical. 370 00:16:37.879 --> 00:16:40.879 But but on the other side, it's just like big 371 00:16:40.919 --> 00:16:46.639 titty bitches, yeah, objectly horrible takes about anything or racism, 372 00:16:46.639 --> 00:16:48.679 and I'm like, I hate it here. 373 00:16:49.320 --> 00:16:52.120 I'll definitely give the occasional racism because you know the 374 00:16:52.120 --> 00:16:55.519 stuff that's going on across the pond, you know, kind 375 00:16:55.519 --> 00:16:57.879 of kind of deal that we're giving people were giving 376 00:16:57.879 --> 00:17:00.200 money to and shit. But like so there's that like 377 00:17:00.240 --> 00:17:03.080 that constantly props up because it's just like, hey, don't 378 00:17:03.120 --> 00:17:04.839 you want to like talk shit to It's like it's 379 00:17:04.839 --> 00:17:06.960 trying to get me to join m I'm like, all right, 380 00:17:07.000 --> 00:17:08.799 well I'm not really trying, but all. 381 00:17:08.839 --> 00:17:11.160 I'm not really trying, but hey, I'm here, and i'm here. 382 00:17:11.240 --> 00:17:12.960 I'll laugh a little bit because some of the shit's 383 00:17:12.960 --> 00:17:13.880 funny went wrong. 384 00:17:15.599 --> 00:17:19.519 It's it's like always like these ridiculous takes about, like 385 00:17:19.519 --> 00:17:21.680 like unfortunately my algorithm knows how big of a Stars 386 00:17:21.680 --> 00:17:25.240 fan and it's like, actually, the Jedi Order is the 387 00:17:25.279 --> 00:17:27.920 reason for everything going wrong and it's their fault and 388 00:17:28.000 --> 00:17:30.960 he deserved to die. And I'm like, I can't ding 389 00:17:31.119 --> 00:17:37.200 like Anakin fucking Anakin sympathizers there, dude, I Lily's Anakin sympathizer. 390 00:17:37.319 --> 00:17:40.400 Bothers me a lot. It really aggravates me. What does 391 00:17:40.400 --> 00:17:40.960 it make sense? 392 00:17:41.039 --> 00:17:41.119 Right? 393 00:17:41.160 --> 00:17:43.240 Because I would think like, oh, that would be the 394 00:17:43.359 --> 00:17:47.079 Flint test crowd. They would be simply sympathizers. 395 00:17:47.319 --> 00:17:50.440 But like it because he's good looking, that's it. It's 396 00:17:50.480 --> 00:17:53.200 simply because Hagerston's a good looking guy. And it's like, Lily, 397 00:17:53.279 --> 00:17:56.119 I get it, he's really cool. I like Anakin Skywalker, 398 00:17:56.839 --> 00:18:00.799 but he's a mass murderer. If she's like so what, no, 399 00:18:00.880 --> 00:18:03.319 she didn't, I am not. You've been there, I've heard 400 00:18:03.319 --> 00:18:05.799 it yeah, you've been there. One of our other friends too, 401 00:18:05.880 --> 00:18:07.480 of actually two of our other friends have said it 402 00:18:07.480 --> 00:18:09.119 in front of us and women. 403 00:18:09.400 --> 00:18:13.559 Yeah, women women like yeah, women women like evil people. 404 00:18:13.839 --> 00:18:16.400 I mean if from the amount of women like the idea, 405 00:18:17.200 --> 00:18:24.960 like the idea of that in any count and like, oh. 406 00:18:21.960 --> 00:18:26.319 Ship, dude, the signs look at a bron man. Yes, 407 00:18:26.519 --> 00:18:31.359 you know, yeah, it's arguable that her fault really. 408 00:18:31.160 --> 00:18:36.960 Like yeah, I mean, I mean, she didn't deserve it, 409 00:18:37.400 --> 00:18:38.720 what she didn't deserve anything. 410 00:18:38.759 --> 00:18:41.880 But it's like, you know you you made you're how 411 00:18:41.920 --> 00:18:42.880 do I know before you do? 412 00:18:42.920 --> 00:18:44.440 You think Hiller would have been as motivated if he 413 00:18:44.440 --> 00:18:45.440 didn't have everyone. 414 00:18:46.880 --> 00:18:49.000 I think he was clearly probably gay, so without her 415 00:18:49.079 --> 00:18:50.039 probably would have been even more. 416 00:18:50.240 --> 00:18:51.720 He was gay, Actually I think he was. I think 417 00:18:51.720 --> 00:18:53.920 he was tweaked out and fucking mentally defective. 418 00:18:53.960 --> 00:18:56.200 I think he dude him at the Olympics was crazy. 419 00:18:56.240 --> 00:18:58.079 That is such a funny video because he is he's 420 00:18:58.079 --> 00:18:58.640 tweaked out. 421 00:18:58.720 --> 00:19:00.720 Yeah he's not gay, He's not tweet that I gay. 422 00:19:02.119 --> 00:19:03.920 What if he's getting tweaked because he is gay, doesn't 423 00:19:03.960 --> 00:19:05.440 want to think about being gay, so he gets tweaked. 424 00:19:05.559 --> 00:19:07.079 You think he's rocking back and forth, because he's a 425 00:19:07.079 --> 00:19:11.039 butt plug in two things would be sure the same time, 426 00:19:15.119 --> 00:19:17.640 he's just getting gayer and gear. 427 00:19:18.759 --> 00:19:20.200 There there are people who I think are gay. I 428 00:19:20.279 --> 00:19:23.160 think I think for sure. I think Carlson's game. 429 00:19:23.200 --> 00:19:24.720 I think Kirk was gay. 430 00:19:24.880 --> 00:19:28.799 Yeah, I think I think Carlson Kirk, and uh, there's 431 00:19:28.839 --> 00:19:31.160 somebody else I think. 432 00:19:31.799 --> 00:19:37.559 But possibly Walsh is gay. I think the fishing thing completely. 433 00:19:37.680 --> 00:19:39.079 I was like, oh, there's a the only three that 434 00:19:39.079 --> 00:19:40.400 I'm certain of, though, but. 435 00:19:40.400 --> 00:19:43.000 I think I think is not actively gay. 436 00:19:43.039 --> 00:19:43.559 I think Walston. 437 00:19:43.599 --> 00:19:47.000 I think Kirk was actual. So did we say because 438 00:19:47.039 --> 00:19:47.960 he's like hyper gay? 439 00:19:49.519 --> 00:19:52.240 Yeah, because he says he's like asexual essentially, like oh 440 00:19:52.480 --> 00:19:55.039 fucking having sex with women's gay, all this this and that. 441 00:19:55.160 --> 00:19:58.000 But then he's also hanging out with cat boy. I 442 00:19:58.039 --> 00:19:59.279 think he's by. I think he's by. 443 00:19:59.480 --> 00:20:01.119 You think it's b I would, which. 444 00:20:00.960 --> 00:20:04.400 Is definitely yeah, he's still it is really yeah. I mean, 445 00:20:05.440 --> 00:20:06.240 I mean, here's the thing. 446 00:20:06.279 --> 00:20:08.319 I've never seen Flinton's hangout with the woman, but I've 447 00:20:08.319 --> 00:20:10.839 seen him hang out with the gay cat boy. Right 448 00:20:11.119 --> 00:20:13.599 there is that there's the ample amount of evidence of that. 449 00:20:13.759 --> 00:20:15.680 But yeah, I think Shapiro is straight. I just think 450 00:20:15.720 --> 00:20:16.119 he's weak. 451 00:20:16.880 --> 00:20:18.680 I think he's I think he does not have sex 452 00:20:18.759 --> 00:20:20.200 with his wife other than appro create. 453 00:20:20.640 --> 00:20:23.759 Yeah, but that, but he's straight. He's the sad person 454 00:20:23.839 --> 00:20:26.759 with a zero percent sex trif probably, but like theoretically 455 00:20:26.920 --> 00:20:28.519 likes women. I think I can't wait. 456 00:20:28.559 --> 00:20:29.759 I can't to come on you. I can't wait to 457 00:20:29.799 --> 00:20:30.119 come on you. 458 00:20:30.640 --> 00:20:31.880 I think terrified. 459 00:20:32.119 --> 00:20:34.519 I think the idea of a moist vagina really get 460 00:20:34.559 --> 00:20:38.720 away from yeah, like one time drilling she was from 461 00:20:38.759 --> 00:20:44.200 down there. Stop crying, you know ground don't like that crin, 462 00:20:44.240 --> 00:20:46.119 I hang out. I failed in movies. 463 00:20:46.119 --> 00:20:48.720 I felt in the film like all my other fucking 464 00:20:49.039 --> 00:20:50.160 like when it feels like sandpaper. 465 00:20:50.200 --> 00:20:54.359 Actually failed film. My family is really good in the media, 466 00:20:54.359 --> 00:20:59.640 and I'm horrible, actually crazy actually for him, someone of 467 00:20:59.720 --> 00:21:02.839 his you know background. Oh no. In fact, all of 468 00:21:02.880 --> 00:21:06.079 my colleagues are White's premises, and they're all they're all 469 00:21:06.119 --> 00:21:06.680 gonna come after me. 470 00:21:07.359 --> 00:21:08.519 Everybody's really mean to me. 471 00:21:08.599 --> 00:21:10.519 Now. I don't know why, but. 472 00:21:10.599 --> 00:21:12.160 Everybodys mean to me just because I love Israel. 473 00:21:12.200 --> 00:21:12.640 I don't get it. 474 00:21:12.720 --> 00:21:13.680 I don't get it. 475 00:21:14.759 --> 00:21:15.359 I don't get it. 476 00:21:16.519 --> 00:21:18.079 I like the way they do everything. 477 00:21:18.839 --> 00:21:20.640 So who's the straightest out of all of them? Like, 478 00:21:20.759 --> 00:21:22.039 what do you think, like, who's the most. 479 00:21:21.960 --> 00:21:22.559 Who's the straight. 480 00:21:22.680 --> 00:21:25.079 Probably like it's probably like an older it's probably like 481 00:21:25.119 --> 00:21:26.039 Bill O'Reilly or something. 482 00:21:26.119 --> 00:21:27.960 Bill O'Reilly. He's definitely a straight guy. 483 00:21:28.000 --> 00:21:32.960 He's definitely like a rush straight to Russia. Definitely. 484 00:21:33.799 --> 00:21:34.480 I'm not so sure. 485 00:21:34.519 --> 00:21:37.079 He had a massive drug addiction, and usually those guys 486 00:21:37.240 --> 00:21:38.960 like suck a lot of cock to get more drugs. 487 00:21:39.319 --> 00:21:42.119 They're willing. He's not necessarily. I think he liked it. 488 00:21:42.359 --> 00:21:44.359 He's yeah, so he straight that he did his job, 489 00:21:44.559 --> 00:21:47.359 did it so before there was grinder it was just 490 00:21:47.400 --> 00:21:49.319 like Craigslist, so he was probably being Craigslist a lot. 491 00:21:49.400 --> 00:21:51.200 I imagine it's like none of. 492 00:21:51.200 --> 00:21:53.359 The it's none of the biggest ones, though. I think 493 00:21:53.559 --> 00:21:55.480 it's always like like underling. 494 00:21:55.200 --> 00:21:57.480 Oh, we forgot the straightest Dave Rubin. 495 00:21:58.079 --> 00:22:03.759 So actually though, which is hilarious. He is kind of 496 00:22:03.799 --> 00:22:08.119 the least way. No, he said it, Dave Ruben. 497 00:22:07.880 --> 00:22:10.519 Coming out as straight would be crazy. 498 00:22:10.599 --> 00:22:12.680 William straight Now I'm healed. 499 00:22:12.920 --> 00:22:14.680 Actually, I don't want to hang out my husband anymore 500 00:22:14.680 --> 00:22:21.160 ill he's growth my gay husband. I hit him with 501 00:22:21.200 --> 00:22:22.839 a Nintendo until he stopped breathing. 502 00:22:24.279 --> 00:22:25.799 That's one of the memories I had of him was like, 503 00:22:25.880 --> 00:22:28.559 we played like some fucking n S game in his 504 00:22:28.680 --> 00:22:31.119 green room or oh really before we did the show. 505 00:22:33.279 --> 00:22:34.839 In that room where they cake you and make up 506 00:22:34.880 --> 00:22:41.160 and they throw you out terrifying, but you insane becauseude 507 00:22:41.200 --> 00:22:45.200 look like an anime character. It was like, why does 508 00:22:45.720 --> 00:22:46.240 looks like that? 509 00:22:46.519 --> 00:22:49.799 Listen, listen, I look like an AI generated vers some 510 00:22:50.079 --> 00:22:51.759 clear ship because they were like, oh, we don't have 511 00:22:51.880 --> 00:22:53.960 your shade of makeup. I'm like, I don't need makeup, 512 00:22:55.839 --> 00:22:57.400 and then they were like oh and then they gave 513 00:22:57.440 --> 00:22:58.519 me some clear ship. 514 00:22:58.599 --> 00:23:01.839 It was like probably his combers on that, and it 515 00:23:02.000 --> 00:23:03.920 made me look like a fucking baby or like an 516 00:23:03.920 --> 00:23:06.279 anime charter. And I was like, I already looked like 517 00:23:06.400 --> 00:23:09.119 like Ellen DeGeneres, but he looks like an animated I 518 00:23:09.160 --> 00:23:09.680 hate it, dude. 519 00:23:09.839 --> 00:23:13.839 I was I saw those videos and Picture twenty seventeen giddy. 520 00:23:13.960 --> 00:23:16.440 When I saw those, I was like, what is the funails? 521 00:23:16.799 --> 00:23:23.799 Like, why would you so much? I look like I'm 522 00:23:23.880 --> 00:23:26.319 so excited, Like I just like, what the like, what is. 523 00:23:26.319 --> 00:23:29.799 This guy talking HI about? He's fucking ecstatic? I do remember. 524 00:23:31.319 --> 00:23:33.160 It was so fucking ridiculous. It was so dumb. 525 00:23:33.200 --> 00:23:36.279 I was why why that's a crazy almost dmo. 526 00:23:36.400 --> 00:23:37.880 I was gonna can you you? I was like, whatever, 527 00:23:37.880 --> 00:23:39.359 I was about to ask him, give you change. That's 528 00:23:39.400 --> 00:23:41.880 fucking stupid. Like that's a terrible shot. 529 00:23:42.039 --> 00:23:44.599 But what I would love that It's still the main 530 00:23:44.640 --> 00:23:46.799 picture that people use to me if I'm excited all. 531 00:23:46.720 --> 00:23:49.240 The one like an article you had a little die 532 00:23:49.279 --> 00:23:49.920 in your hair, right. 533 00:23:49.920 --> 00:23:54.279 Or like is very different Actually as a partially brown blonde, 534 00:23:54.319 --> 00:23:54.519 then it. 535 00:23:54.599 --> 00:23:56.960 Was like yeah, it was like yeah, it was the 536 00:23:57.039 --> 00:23:58.799 streaks of it where like at the ends of them, 537 00:23:58.920 --> 00:24:01.000 So it was like this weird max uh huh. I 538 00:24:01.079 --> 00:24:03.279 kind of didn't hate it, but like I just looked 539 00:24:03.319 --> 00:24:05.839 insane in that video because it's like overexposed. I'm like 540 00:24:05.880 --> 00:24:08.079 completely shaven. I look like I'm twelve. 541 00:24:08.240 --> 00:24:11.440 Kind of yeah, that's the thing, Like whatever, I hate 542 00:24:11.440 --> 00:24:14.559 it because I looked in twenty seventeen especially, I looked young, 543 00:24:14.680 --> 00:24:16.079 and so was like, why would you put. 544 00:24:16.079 --> 00:24:19.200 Shit on me in a high chair? Man? Why would 545 00:24:19.960 --> 00:24:29.440 that you you're waiting for a spoon ex Davy Davy, 546 00:24:30.440 --> 00:24:34.559 I dude, I remember actively seeing that fucking thumbnail and 547 00:24:34.680 --> 00:24:36.720 being like, what the fuck. That's why I was even 548 00:24:36.759 --> 00:24:38.519 on the political space of the internet and I was like, 549 00:24:39.000 --> 00:24:41.079 what the fuck did they tell Dared to get him 550 00:24:41.240 --> 00:24:42.119 smiling like that? 551 00:24:42.359 --> 00:24:45.359 It's funny that you saying. I just imagine how many 552 00:24:45.440 --> 00:24:48.200 other people thought the same thing you're saying that. I'm thinking, 553 00:24:48.440 --> 00:24:50.680 how many people like, what the fuck is this stupid? 554 00:24:51.160 --> 00:24:53.640 Especially if they didn't know me, Like who fuck's that guy? 555 00:24:53.680 --> 00:24:57.319 And they just skip over it? But not interested, not interested, 556 00:24:57.480 --> 00:25:00.920 not interested, going to racist four Chane and meet Yeah, 557 00:25:01.920 --> 00:25:06.079 I saw this happy nigga and it's fun I didn't. 558 00:25:09.000 --> 00:25:13.799 A black person smiling just fucking Cariem really. 559 00:25:14.319 --> 00:25:16.519 Really turned him into that chapter version of the fucking 560 00:25:16.599 --> 00:25:19.440 clan member. Yeah, he just jacked hijacked my day. 561 00:25:19.759 --> 00:25:24.400 That's I wonder if we've ever turned somebody racist by proxy, 562 00:25:24.920 --> 00:25:27.920 like we didn't directly do anything to them, but somehow 563 00:25:28.039 --> 00:25:30.000 I have I have a video on my phone. 564 00:25:30.000 --> 00:25:31.319 I don't know if I haven't saved or not, but 565 00:25:31.319 --> 00:25:33.960 I've seen it. It's this video of this white woman 566 00:25:34.039 --> 00:25:36.799 with like four black dudes in her house. They're clearly 567 00:25:36.880 --> 00:25:39.240 about throwing the train on her, and the black guys 568 00:25:39.279 --> 00:25:41.359 are like fucking dancing, making noise in us, and they 569 00:25:41.440 --> 00:25:44.599 go and they start bothering her son in his bedroom 570 00:25:44.640 --> 00:25:48.640 and I'm like, I've seen this. I'm like, oh, he's racist. Man, 571 00:25:49.359 --> 00:25:53.640 like they just they just yeah made that's so fucked up. 572 00:25:53.680 --> 00:25:55.920 Ye that would make you raising. That's yeah, you're like, 573 00:25:55.960 --> 00:25:59.440 what the fuck are these people doing? Unfortunately, especially if 574 00:25:59.440 --> 00:26:01.000 he lives in like a it's like North Dakota or 575 00:26:01.039 --> 00:26:03.640 something like, Yeah, my few and trying some black people 576 00:26:04.240 --> 00:26:07.240 sitting on them, fuck my mom and make jokes about it. 577 00:26:07.519 --> 00:26:08.839 That's crazy. That's pretty bad. 578 00:26:08.960 --> 00:26:10.880 Yeah, what a terrible mom man. 579 00:26:11.599 --> 00:26:15.640 Yeah. Also, yeah, that's the thing. He's gonna be racist, 580 00:26:15.680 --> 00:26:17.519 but he's gonna love his mom. Litt nigga, be about 581 00:26:17.920 --> 00:26:19.119 bus training your mom. 582 00:26:22.279 --> 00:26:26.319 Trying to up trains train shoo. 583 00:26:27.000 --> 00:26:35.079 Hell this dick, while I uh while I position your mom. 584 00:26:36.519 --> 00:26:39.240 A little, you need a little that's crazy, a little brace. 585 00:26:44.880 --> 00:26:47.880 It's not technically pedophila. He's just asking for assistance. I mean, 586 00:26:48.119 --> 00:26:53.400 it's don't try, don't try to do that. 587 00:26:54.119 --> 00:26:57.200 It's a the world's greatest lawyer, your honor, your honor. 588 00:26:57.240 --> 00:26:57.480 It's not. 589 00:26:57.759 --> 00:27:00.559 He's not a pedophile. He was asking just twitter trial 590 00:27:00.599 --> 00:27:01.680 that distress. 591 00:27:02.440 --> 00:27:07.119 He's so large it needs to rest, laying laying your 592 00:27:07.200 --> 00:27:11.680 penis rest on a kid, because you gotta do something 593 00:27:11.759 --> 00:27:12.359 else that's. 594 00:27:12.240 --> 00:27:13.559 Some Diddy it was it you just sent me to 595 00:27:13.640 --> 00:27:15.480 think about, Like the kid talking about talking to his 596 00:27:15.559 --> 00:27:18.680 dad about like, uh, the kids at school playing Diddy Tag? 597 00:27:19.200 --> 00:27:20.799 No, what are we talking about? 598 00:27:21.079 --> 00:27:24.799 Let him been smoking or something the kids have so 599 00:27:24.880 --> 00:27:27.359 it's like, man, I was, uh, we were playing didty Tag? 600 00:27:27.400 --> 00:27:28.640 And whoever's it is? Diddy? 601 00:27:29.680 --> 00:27:31.559 It's like seven year olds or something, And he was like, 602 00:27:31.599 --> 00:27:32.920 how do you know? What do you know about that? 603 00:27:33.200 --> 00:27:34.759 And he goes like he's got baby oil. 604 00:27:36.960 --> 00:27:37.480 That's greaty. 605 00:27:37.480 --> 00:27:42.319 I was not nearly plugged in, like well obviously, well yeah, yeah, 606 00:27:42.440 --> 00:27:43.599 we didn't have internet. 607 00:27:44.039 --> 00:27:46.200 More primitive version of the world that was technically better. 608 00:27:46.279 --> 00:27:48.359 I think, well, yeah, but it's just interesting because I 609 00:27:48.480 --> 00:27:50.480 just I remember not knowing what the fuck was going 610 00:27:50.559 --> 00:27:54.319 on at all with like pop culture or anything until 611 00:27:54.400 --> 00:27:58.119 like maybe like honestly, like for twelve fifteen, for like 612 00:27:58.200 --> 00:28:00.960 thirteen or something like earliest for me, I really. 613 00:28:00.839 --> 00:28:03.720 Started figuring out the world was going because my goings 614 00:28:03.759 --> 00:28:06.319 on the world's goings on were always like not aligned exactly. 615 00:28:06.680 --> 00:28:08.920 But I really figured out like late middle school because 616 00:28:08.920 --> 00:28:09.119 I was. 617 00:28:09.119 --> 00:28:13.839 Like, oh, yeah, there's like culture, like culture, like seventh grade, 618 00:28:13.920 --> 00:28:15.920 seventh grade for sure, me too. When I was like, oh, 619 00:28:16.079 --> 00:28:17.720 I guess there's culture or something like. 620 00:28:17.720 --> 00:28:18.839 There's really things happening. 621 00:28:19.240 --> 00:28:20.200 Yeah, there's news. 622 00:28:20.440 --> 00:28:22.720 Looking through the cable like and checking out all the 623 00:28:22.799 --> 00:28:25.200 different watching was born. 624 00:28:25.319 --> 00:28:27.000 Yeah, Britney Spears is one of the first things that 625 00:28:27.000 --> 00:28:30.319 I remember, like crazy. That was one of the first 626 00:28:30.359 --> 00:28:32.519 things I remember being cognizant of as far as like 627 00:28:33.400 --> 00:28:35.400 cultural like news or whatever, like pop culture. 628 00:28:35.880 --> 00:28:38.640 I was going I actively remember all that happening and 629 00:28:38.799 --> 00:28:41.920 thinking like, oh, why won't they leave? 630 00:28:42.079 --> 00:28:43.240 Even as a kid, I was like, why don't they 631 00:28:43.279 --> 00:28:43.799 leave for alone? 632 00:28:44.960 --> 00:28:46.839 I don't know he's going way because I was like 633 00:28:46.880 --> 00:28:48.799 because I was because because I was thinking the whole time, 634 00:28:49.319 --> 00:28:53.400 was that like, oh, she's going through something. Why is 635 00:28:53.480 --> 00:28:55.640 she still on the news? I swear to no way 636 00:28:55.680 --> 00:28:58.559 you thought that. I was like maybe maybe because I 637 00:28:58.640 --> 00:29:03.759 was like, you know, we thought granted, but granted. I 638 00:29:03.799 --> 00:29:06.759 had an older sister who was like to be conscious 639 00:29:06.799 --> 00:29:08.640 enough to be like, that's really fucked up. So I 640 00:29:08.799 --> 00:29:12.680 was like, if she's sick and she's like shaving her head, 641 00:29:13.759 --> 00:29:17.680 why are we being mean more mean to her? It 642 00:29:17.799 --> 00:29:20.079 was like I don't know, but you're gay, And I 643 00:29:20.160 --> 00:29:22.200 was like, you're a little bit. She said, I don't know, 644 00:29:22.319 --> 00:29:24.960 but you are gay, Kingston. How old are you six? Yeah, 645 00:29:25.000 --> 00:29:25.480 you're gay. 646 00:29:26.039 --> 00:29:27.839 She's just like, I'm about to get this money. She 647 00:29:27.920 --> 00:29:31.519 pulled out a fucking camera and immediately started bashing it 648 00:29:31.599 --> 00:29:33.759 on Britney Spears's face and then taking pictures. 649 00:29:35.079 --> 00:29:40.799 Those are all unusable shots. It's black blurs and like 650 00:29:41.000 --> 00:29:43.519 flashes of light and that's it. Maybe one eye. 651 00:29:43.640 --> 00:29:47.240 Kind of that poor girl man hurt that situation. 652 00:29:47.519 --> 00:29:50.319 So, like, I that wouldn't bother me as much as 653 00:29:50.400 --> 00:29:53.599 like learning about the conservatorship because like her going, yeah, 654 00:29:53.960 --> 00:29:54.240 she had. 655 00:29:54.200 --> 00:29:57.480 A mental thing that happened. I really feel like that. 656 00:29:57.680 --> 00:30:00.559 But it was media that kind of like comes with 657 00:30:00.640 --> 00:30:01.160 the territory. 658 00:30:02.359 --> 00:30:04.519 Yeah, but it was like, look, I'm not I'm not 659 00:30:04.720 --> 00:30:08.160 like defending the paparazzi because I think they're vultures, right, 660 00:30:08.240 --> 00:30:11.440 But if you want to get in that lifestyle and 661 00:30:11.559 --> 00:30:14.279 sign those contracts and stuff like that, it has been 662 00:30:14.480 --> 00:30:16.400 this way for a very long time. So it's like, 663 00:30:16.640 --> 00:30:18.799 I know, you can't prepare yourself for it, but if 664 00:30:18.839 --> 00:30:20.319 you're gonna go for it, it's it's kind of like 665 00:30:20.319 --> 00:30:24.039 playing American football. You kind of know you're gonna risk 666 00:30:24.079 --> 00:30:26.359 getting CT or boxing. So I see it in the 667 00:30:26.400 --> 00:30:29.359 same way where like I want there to be better things, 668 00:30:29.839 --> 00:30:32.559 but also the fucking people have to help themselves out 669 00:30:32.599 --> 00:30:35.599 too by not just like let me just go and 670 00:30:36.039 --> 00:30:39.559 get my head punched in without like, you know, trying 671 00:30:39.599 --> 00:30:42.279 to work with scientists or whatever the fuck because I 672 00:30:42.319 --> 00:30:43.839 don't know, man, it's stupid. 673 00:30:43.880 --> 00:30:45.880 It's stupid, dumb and gay. They also just. 674 00:30:45.960 --> 00:30:48.440 Drink lead and then it would probably everybody would forget 675 00:30:48.480 --> 00:30:48.960 about their play. 676 00:30:48.960 --> 00:30:50.680 If you have CT and our game, you drink let, 677 00:30:50.720 --> 00:30:51.599 will you be back to normal? 678 00:30:51.799 --> 00:30:52.039 Mmm? 679 00:30:52.799 --> 00:30:53.160 What it like? 680 00:30:53.359 --> 00:30:55.680 Lit it like nege itself out? I think you would 681 00:30:55.720 --> 00:30:58.640 just like forget your gay. Oh I think that's all 682 00:30:58.640 --> 00:31:01.680 that would happen, So you'd be like blowing dudes or whatever. 683 00:31:02.160 --> 00:31:03.599 You wouldn't know, why wouldn't you like? 684 00:31:03.680 --> 00:31:05.960 Huh? Did I just? Can you get brain damage if 685 00:31:06.000 --> 00:31:08.480 you get your homosexual? What do you what are you saying? 686 00:31:08.599 --> 00:31:10.640 You think that will rise back up? You know? Wait? 687 00:31:10.680 --> 00:31:11.480 What did you what did you say? 688 00:31:12.039 --> 00:31:14.079 People get brain damage and it personalities get altered? 689 00:31:14.680 --> 00:31:14.880 Yeah? 690 00:31:15.920 --> 00:31:17.720 Can you get brain damage into being homosexual? 691 00:31:17.960 --> 00:31:20.720 Out of it? Out of it? Either or either direction? 692 00:31:21.119 --> 00:31:23.200 I don't like what that like? Rise back up, and 693 00:31:23.319 --> 00:31:27.119 that's what they're their conversion therapists that are suggesting that 694 00:31:27.279 --> 00:31:31.240 you people sapped out of it or manipulated out of 695 00:31:31.279 --> 00:31:31.920 it or something. 696 00:31:32.200 --> 00:31:34.319 I think you could theoretically, I don't think you could 697 00:31:34.359 --> 00:31:36.559 do it on purpose, you know what I mean. I 698 00:31:36.599 --> 00:31:38.759 think you'd have to sustain a crazy amount of damage 699 00:31:38.799 --> 00:31:41.559 and somehow come back and then just happen to have 700 00:31:41.680 --> 00:31:42.359 that change about you. 701 00:31:42.759 --> 00:31:43.720 I read about those people that. 702 00:31:43.759 --> 00:31:46.160 Like got like brain damage or they got like hit 703 00:31:46.279 --> 00:31:48.920 really hard and then they speak, Yeah, they know a 704 00:31:49.039 --> 00:31:49.720 fluent language. 705 00:31:49.720 --> 00:31:52.319 I gotta be I don't believe with you. I don't know. 706 00:31:52.759 --> 00:31:55.160 I don't feel like, because what do you mean, people 707 00:31:55.240 --> 00:31:58.759 change their afflents though that happens, people get like hit 708 00:31:58.839 --> 00:32:00.880 with fucking like. I don't know. I believe that either. No, 709 00:32:01.079 --> 00:32:05.279 that one I've seen, but I think it's only that's 710 00:32:05.359 --> 00:32:07.279 but that's but I think that's only by the fact 711 00:32:07.319 --> 00:32:09.400 that they've been near it proxy and they've picked up 712 00:32:09.480 --> 00:32:11.960 enough on it it passively. I just I don't know. 713 00:32:12.079 --> 00:32:14.119 I think if I get brain damage, I could possibly 714 00:32:14.720 --> 00:32:17.119 get hit and speak Spanish pretty well. Here's what I 715 00:32:17.160 --> 00:32:20.079 think happens. I don't think I'm gonna learn like Tbetan. 716 00:32:20.279 --> 00:32:20.440 You know. 717 00:32:20.680 --> 00:32:23.480 Yeah, here's what I think happens to your accent if 718 00:32:23.519 --> 00:32:28.680 you get brain damage. Mm hmm, that's what happens to 719 00:32:28.720 --> 00:32:31.079 your accent. It doesn't like you're not gonna become like. 720 00:32:31.640 --> 00:32:32.240 Here he is. 721 00:32:33.559 --> 00:32:35.599 Yes, it's me. I think that can happen. 722 00:32:37.440 --> 00:32:37.880 I don't think. 723 00:32:38.240 --> 00:32:40.000 I don't think the language will change. Welcome to the 724 00:32:40.119 --> 00:32:44.599 snock Egg Podcast. It's me Chris. I had brain day, 725 00:32:44.599 --> 00:32:45.839 which is this is why i've voice. 726 00:32:45.960 --> 00:32:48.640 Now would you like a bowl of would you like 727 00:32:48.839 --> 00:32:50.920 very and we're talking about the food of course? 728 00:32:51.359 --> 00:32:58.119 Would you like the delicious fags? The food of course? 729 00:32:58.640 --> 00:33:00.960 First of all, they even sound greats like the fucking 730 00:33:01.640 --> 00:33:05.960 what they are it does, isn't it just haggen fucking Barley. 731 00:33:06.319 --> 00:33:06.640 I don't know. 732 00:33:10.640 --> 00:33:12.559 You gotta you gotta look disgusting when when you use 733 00:33:12.559 --> 00:33:17.079 a British, well, you're doing a very specific old British, 734 00:33:18.599 --> 00:33:22.160 like an old posh like oh yes, like like he 735 00:33:22.200 --> 00:33:22.440 has like. 736 00:33:22.480 --> 00:33:26.880 A library full of like Nick Knackson, right, he's got syphilis. 737 00:33:28.400 --> 00:33:29.200 You know, it's crazy. 738 00:33:29.359 --> 00:33:31.920 You can tell when people are British? Isn't that interesting? 739 00:33:32.039 --> 00:33:35.039 What you mean? Like from their profile, the way they look, 740 00:33:36.440 --> 00:33:39.119 have a look like I was, like I was watching 741 00:33:39.160 --> 00:33:41.519 the music video and I was like the moment, the 742 00:33:41.599 --> 00:33:43.759 moment someone walk around, this is a British small. 743 00:33:43.519 --> 00:33:50.319 Like oh the guy guy guessing people, yeah, immediately calling 744 00:33:50.319 --> 00:33:52.480 the Somali's ridiculous. 745 00:33:52.720 --> 00:33:58.079 Have a Lookali's look. It's like Ethiopians, like, yeah, around 746 00:33:58.160 --> 00:34:01.920 that region, it's all the o'clock very clockable West Africa. 747 00:34:02.079 --> 00:34:05.119 They have distinct looks and then you go down to 748 00:34:05.279 --> 00:34:10.599 like like northwest northwest, sorry, northeast northwest they do to 749 00:34:10.719 --> 00:34:11.559 actually northwest. 750 00:34:11.559 --> 00:34:14.519 I don't know because that's like say, I like the 751 00:34:15.639 --> 00:34:17.679 if you're talking about the north north like that little strip. 752 00:34:18.239 --> 00:34:20.000 I can't really tell the difference between that and someone 753 00:34:20.000 --> 00:34:20.639 in the Middle East. 754 00:34:20.719 --> 00:34:21.039 I can't. 755 00:34:21.639 --> 00:34:24.519 Personally. I think they look a little more black. They 756 00:34:24.599 --> 00:34:29.519 probably a little enough, like more like enough where they 757 00:34:29.599 --> 00:34:31.119 just look like like, oh, there's a guy from a 758 00:34:32.320 --> 00:34:36.480 the like you said, Morocco. There's uh, it's all a 759 00:34:36.519 --> 00:34:39.719 lot of north in like well, the French speaking ones 760 00:34:39.760 --> 00:34:42.639 that I can't tell like if they're from fucking Jordan 761 00:34:42.840 --> 00:34:45.400 or if they're from like like I see them they're 762 00:34:45.440 --> 00:34:47.920 on like ninety fiance all the time scamming people. Yeah, 763 00:34:48.119 --> 00:34:51.119 like uh, and they I'm like, I couldn't tell. I 764 00:34:51.239 --> 00:34:54.480 couldn't tell who the fox like West Africa. Now you 765 00:34:54.559 --> 00:34:59.239 go to uh, like Cameroonian or someone in Kenya, Nigeria 766 00:34:59.280 --> 00:35:02.000 or whatever like I've had, there's like black folk African 767 00:35:02.360 --> 00:35:05.639 and those people. I'm like, nope, there's the only thing 768 00:35:05.719 --> 00:35:07.719 is the accent, Like I know a Nigerian accent. That's 769 00:35:07.760 --> 00:35:08.960 the only one that I actually know. 770 00:35:09.239 --> 00:35:14.360 I know Cameroonians are big, that's a Cameronians are pretty big. Nigerians, Uh, 771 00:35:14.719 --> 00:35:18.280 they're kind of the patchionate when Nigerians are very passionate. 772 00:35:18.400 --> 00:35:21.000 They're not the because for a while they were the 773 00:35:21.360 --> 00:35:25.920 like scam capital. Yeah, and then the Indians just killed them, 774 00:35:26.039 --> 00:35:29.400 like it just came in like a jet. 775 00:35:31.039 --> 00:35:33.320 Land on the battlefield and it's like it's like Goku 776 00:35:33.440 --> 00:35:39.800 showing up to fight. Freezing all of. 777 00:35:39.800 --> 00:35:43.599 Those videos of the people busting the scams in India 778 00:35:44.000 --> 00:35:46.119 where they get the hackingto the camera and talk to 779 00:35:46.159 --> 00:35:48.239 them and ship like I see you with your vest 780 00:35:48.320 --> 00:35:48.559 or whatever. 781 00:35:52.159 --> 00:35:54.000 It's good stuff that sounds like magic. 782 00:35:54.239 --> 00:35:56.119 It's magical content. 783 00:35:56.360 --> 00:36:00.440 My friend uh just last week got threatened buy an 784 00:36:00.480 --> 00:36:04.559 Indians camera threatened, so like he picked up because I. 785 00:36:06.559 --> 00:36:08.920 Literally put that in the chat. I put the first thing. 786 00:36:12.039 --> 00:36:15.599 Yeah, I guess one of them called and he answered it, 787 00:36:15.880 --> 00:36:19.800 and he just kept saying like random quotes. I'll kill you, like, uh, 788 00:36:20.239 --> 00:36:23.079 what that chicken sandwich from South Park for those goubacs. 789 00:36:23.079 --> 00:36:25.199 I don't if you remember that. I don't remember that episode. 790 00:36:25.840 --> 00:36:28.960 It was basically the back when South Park was actually 791 00:36:29.480 --> 00:36:30.920 I don't know it was there on fire, you know 792 00:36:30.960 --> 00:36:33.880 what I mean. It was the basically they're from the future. 793 00:36:34.239 --> 00:36:36.440 They were they were they were like the day labors, 794 00:36:36.880 --> 00:36:39.480 you know that they're working. And then like he could, 795 00:36:39.639 --> 00:36:41.880 Stan couldn't understand them. We were trying to get like 796 00:36:41.880 --> 00:36:45.840 a cheeseburger. He kept which and anyway, so he kept 797 00:36:45.880 --> 00:36:48.119 saying ship like that, and the guy got really upset, 798 00:36:48.960 --> 00:36:51.960 and then he started sending him like his addresses and 799 00:36:52.000 --> 00:36:53.639 he's like, I know where your family lives, and like 800 00:36:54.079 --> 00:36:56.679 we're going to like you know, we're gonna erase you 801 00:36:56.760 --> 00:36:58.039 and all this shit. It was just saying all this 802 00:36:58.119 --> 00:37:00.039 crazy ship and I'm like, dude, that's I was like, 803 00:37:00.079 --> 00:37:02.400 what are you gonna do is He's like, what the 804 00:37:02.599 --> 00:37:03.079 are they gonna do? 805 00:37:03.119 --> 00:37:11.719 Their Indian like talking about you can't hurt me. He's 806 00:37:11.760 --> 00:37:13.800 not even the same place. It's not the same realm 807 00:37:13.800 --> 00:37:15.079 as me. He's in a different place. 808 00:37:16.840 --> 00:37:20.159 Well he didn't say that directly, obviously, it was clearly 809 00:37:20.320 --> 00:37:22.360 just like, oh he's he's not here. What the fuck 810 00:37:22.400 --> 00:37:24.679 are they gonna do? And I but I think I'm like, 811 00:37:24.679 --> 00:37:26.599 you don't at least want to give the number to 812 00:37:26.679 --> 00:37:28.199 the police or something, just to you know. 813 00:37:29.000 --> 00:37:30.960 But I guess the police make one of them cry, 814 00:37:31.400 --> 00:37:33.000 or to make one of the scammers his cry, like 815 00:37:33.039 --> 00:37:34.840 to say a bunch of shit and really bother him, 816 00:37:35.199 --> 00:37:37.000 not even threats. It's like this ship that like he 817 00:37:37.079 --> 00:37:39.599 can't protests all of it, like a certain sequence of 818 00:37:39.639 --> 00:37:41.599 words that it's gonna make him shot himself and cry 819 00:37:42.880 --> 00:37:43.039 in the. 820 00:37:43.039 --> 00:37:45.480 Game if you make him cry, because usually they just 821 00:37:45.519 --> 00:37:49.440 get upset, right like yeah, which always think is so funny. 822 00:37:49.440 --> 00:37:51.599 The other one trying to scam you and they're getting angry. 823 00:37:51.960 --> 00:37:56.039 They're like they need feel it titled to scamming you. 824 00:37:56.199 --> 00:37:58.599 Did you not watch some dog when they really need it? 825 00:37:59.840 --> 00:38:02.480 All right? Well, really I think some of them do. 826 00:38:02.760 --> 00:38:05.880 But I feel like the ones that are doing the 827 00:38:06.039 --> 00:38:08.480 scamming most well, it's not true. Actually, there was a 828 00:38:08.559 --> 00:38:10.880 compound I watched Did you watch? There was a documentary 829 00:38:10.880 --> 00:38:15.079 about a compound in India where they would basically get 830 00:38:15.159 --> 00:38:18.840 people to work in these type of scamming things. So 831 00:38:19.000 --> 00:38:20.360 a lot of them are forced. 832 00:38:20.800 --> 00:38:22.519 They're actually all over the place. It's not just India, 833 00:38:22.920 --> 00:38:26.039 it's unfortunately all over each they have these compounds where 834 00:38:26.039 --> 00:38:29.599 they forced people to do this. So what Yeah, the 835 00:38:29.679 --> 00:38:33.000 world's kind of uh and I will profit off of it, 836 00:38:34.119 --> 00:38:35.800 all right? Should we move on? Should we go on? 837 00:38:35.840 --> 00:38:38.960 To some questions from a no, no, okay. 838 00:38:39.599 --> 00:38:40.960 Do you is there any questions for me? 839 00:38:41.159 --> 00:38:43.000 Ronald Reagan, Ronald Reagan. 840 00:38:43.000 --> 00:38:45.719 Ronald Wilson, We don't have any questions for Ronald Reagan. 841 00:38:45.960 --> 00:38:47.239 That's unacceptable. 842 00:38:47.320 --> 00:38:48.960 It's crazy to because I put out a fee that said, 843 00:38:48.960 --> 00:38:56.760 do you have any questions Ronald Reagan? Nobody responded that negative, like, yeah, 844 00:38:57.199 --> 00:39:00.960 it's been up for three days. Strangely silent. 845 00:39:01.960 --> 00:39:04.320 But uh, why am I so great? 846 00:39:04.480 --> 00:39:10.639 Oh? Great question? Great question me, great question, Ronald Reagan. 847 00:39:11.480 --> 00:39:11.960 Fantastic. 848 00:39:12.159 --> 00:39:14.639 I think I'm so great on account of my whiteness. 849 00:39:16.239 --> 00:39:18.920 I really enjoyed using the fact that the CIA put 850 00:39:19.000 --> 00:39:21.480 drugs as out of black and brown communities to then 851 00:39:21.639 --> 00:39:24.760 arrest those black and brown people. I love spreading crack. 852 00:39:25.159 --> 00:39:30.159 I love spreading crack, not having workers' rights. I didn't 853 00:39:30.199 --> 00:39:35.039 spread it, tricking down absolutely nothing. I didn't spread it, 854 00:39:35.440 --> 00:39:39.159 but I absolutely did penalize them for it being spread. 855 00:39:40.199 --> 00:39:42.440 I didn't put it there. Can't prove that. The CIA 856 00:39:42.840 --> 00:39:44.639 obviously did it. You can't prove it. 857 00:39:44.840 --> 00:39:47.320 I didn't do it, but I definitely used it. 858 00:39:49.119 --> 00:39:50.719 George Brush comes out. I's like, he definitely did it. 859 00:39:53.840 --> 00:39:54.639 We're gonna move on to. 860 00:39:56.719 --> 00:39:58.760 We're gonna move on to some questions from our patrons 861 00:39:58.800 --> 00:40:01.199 over at patreon dot com Slash the Snark Tank. Remember 862 00:40:01.239 --> 00:40:04.599 you can go over their early access to every episode, 863 00:40:04.719 --> 00:40:08.199 add free exclusive episodes. 864 00:40:08.320 --> 00:40:10.880 All that jazz. You know what it is? 865 00:40:12.079 --> 00:40:21.679 All right therebon, We got some questions. I wish there 866 00:40:21.760 --> 00:40:23.960 was a mic under the table. They could like pick 867 00:40:24.079 --> 00:40:28.440 up the plastic crack like a games all the way 868 00:40:28.519 --> 00:40:33.920 up so it just sounds like thunder crazy. Uh yeah, 869 00:40:33.960 --> 00:40:35.519 we got a couple of questions here that that would 870 00:40:35.559 --> 00:40:35.840 be good. 871 00:40:37.000 --> 00:40:43.519 Smash Reagan Smash Alpha five, Alpha five or Alpha zero, 872 00:40:43.599 --> 00:40:45.840 and he says first time twenty five dollars Patron. 873 00:40:46.239 --> 00:40:49.599 Yay, long time listener, welcome board, Thank you, longtime listener 874 00:40:49.639 --> 00:40:50.679 since episode zero. 875 00:40:51.000 --> 00:40:53.119 Damn is that Zach or who's that? What do you mean? 876 00:40:53.159 --> 00:40:53.960 Who's episode zero? 877 00:40:54.360 --> 00:40:55.320 Episode zero was Zach? 878 00:40:56.039 --> 00:40:56.159 Uh? 879 00:40:56.679 --> 00:40:57.119 First time? 880 00:40:57.280 --> 00:41:02.280 Yeah? So first episode? I think so, I I think 881 00:41:02.360 --> 00:41:03.280 so he might. 882 00:41:03.199 --> 00:41:06.360 Have been is Alex? I think I'm Alex and forced JB. 883 00:41:06.599 --> 00:41:08.320 No, it was you. I think was the second. This 884 00:41:08.400 --> 00:41:11.519 is the first one I was on an episode? Was 885 00:41:11.599 --> 00:41:12.360 that right? 886 00:41:12.440 --> 00:41:14.000 But like we put your name in the. 887 00:41:14.159 --> 00:41:16.519 Because we were like, I don't know what the I'm 888 00:41:16.559 --> 00:41:18.400 pretty sure I don't know the audience is direct. I 889 00:41:18.400 --> 00:41:19.639 feel like I remember doing that because. 890 00:41:19.440 --> 00:41:21.400 I was like, how long ago, dude, I wan't go back, 891 00:41:21.440 --> 00:41:22.400 and because it also. 892 00:41:22.280 --> 00:41:23.719 Wasn't clear if you were going to continue to do 893 00:41:23.840 --> 00:41:27.719 it because we just did it was my thing. Really, yeah, 894 00:41:28.559 --> 00:41:29.480 I'll have you on. 895 00:41:29.559 --> 00:41:31.119 I want to go back and see if my light 896 00:41:31.199 --> 00:41:33.519 has faded between those up like the period to time. 897 00:41:33.800 --> 00:41:38.039 It absolutely has, really, so it's I think it is wild. 898 00:41:38.159 --> 00:41:39.599 I think my glimmer is still there. 899 00:41:39.800 --> 00:41:42.480 No, it's like it's you know, what's the biggest difference 900 00:41:43.159 --> 00:41:44.079 your storytelling? 901 00:41:44.800 --> 00:41:46.599 So there were some. 902 00:41:48.280 --> 00:41:50.679 I would say, go back and listen to you telling 903 00:41:50.800 --> 00:41:53.480 the story of the fireball. Yeah, and they are're gonna 904 00:41:53.480 --> 00:41:56.679 be like, damn, look at how animated and lively I sounded. 905 00:41:56.760 --> 00:42:00.320 I used to love life. I'm still animated by leap. 906 00:42:01.599 --> 00:42:05.519 There's like a different tinge to it, though. It's the 907 00:42:05.639 --> 00:42:10.119 looking at a digit window now sunny day. 908 00:42:12.039 --> 00:42:14.880 It's like it's like the Muppets Christmas Michael King when 909 00:42:14.880 --> 00:42:18.360 they wipe the window with the rat. That's what it's 910 00:42:18.440 --> 00:42:21.039 kind of like, you guys wanted to know if there 911 00:42:21.119 --> 00:42:24.159 are people doing important jobs listening to you guys. I 912 00:42:24.239 --> 00:42:28.119 am an aircraft mechanic for Gulf Stream and have worked 913 00:42:28.159 --> 00:42:34.880 on many celebrities slash billionaires planes for maintenance. Uh, sir, sir, 914 00:42:35.000 --> 00:42:38.480 I'm not saying anything. I'm not saying nothing. My question 915 00:42:38.639 --> 00:42:43.119 for you guys, what do you fin? My question for 916 00:42:43.199 --> 00:42:45.440 you guys is, uh, what is the what is the 917 00:42:45.519 --> 00:42:48.440 closest or most direct you guys have worked for? Slash 918 00:42:48.559 --> 00:42:57.239 met Powerful People Love the podcast? I worked under via technicality. 919 00:42:57.719 --> 00:42:59.960 I worked under fucking Larry King for like a little bit. 920 00:43:00.559 --> 00:43:01.000 Oh yeah. 921 00:43:01.599 --> 00:43:03.519 When they were doing like they were doing like this website, 922 00:43:03.679 --> 00:43:07.199 like with like a bunch of political people and they 923 00:43:07.280 --> 00:43:08.599 wanted me on. I was like, all right, I guess 924 00:43:08.760 --> 00:43:10.000 and I think I did like three videos for them 925 00:43:10.039 --> 00:43:12.400 and I was like, this website's fucking garbage, and I 926 00:43:12.519 --> 00:43:12.920 just stopped. 927 00:43:14.079 --> 00:43:15.760 But Larry King was abom then I remember that being 928 00:43:15.840 --> 00:43:16.920 like a very bizarre thing. 929 00:43:17.280 --> 00:43:17.840 Yeah it wasn't. 930 00:43:17.920 --> 00:43:21.039 It was Larry King spelled like l A R R 931 00:43:21.159 --> 00:43:21.480 I E. 932 00:43:21.800 --> 00:43:23.920 I wish it would like that would be funnier, that 933 00:43:23.960 --> 00:43:27.280 would be that would be so much funnier than the reality, 934 00:43:27.280 --> 00:43:29.559 which was just like, yeah, it actually is just Larry 935 00:43:29.639 --> 00:43:31.039 Take that's so fucking weird. 936 00:43:31.760 --> 00:43:32.760 Why why is he? 937 00:43:32.920 --> 00:43:32.960 What? 938 00:43:33.199 --> 00:43:33.559 What do you do? 939 00:43:33.639 --> 00:43:34.480 And then he died immediately. 940 00:43:34.800 --> 00:43:37.559 Chris Ray and Chris thank you so much. 941 00:43:41.400 --> 00:43:43.840 He's got a little he's got it's like a little 942 00:43:44.440 --> 00:43:45.360 it's like a little. 943 00:43:48.840 --> 00:43:51.119 Oh my god, it is like a war he is 944 00:43:51.559 --> 00:43:54.519 absolutely there is a xeno warp stuffed in that skeleton, 945 00:43:54.599 --> 00:43:57.360 and it's it's trying so hard to not burst out. 946 00:43:57.440 --> 00:44:00.559 Live. Yeah, so that's what gil them eventually. 947 00:44:00.679 --> 00:44:03.360 But that's the most direct I have been in a room, 948 00:44:03.880 --> 00:44:04.639 which is terrified. 949 00:44:04.639 --> 00:44:04.960 I've been. 950 00:44:05.000 --> 00:44:06.840 I have been in a room with Peter Tealle before, 951 00:44:07.800 --> 00:44:11.440 which is which is horrifying. I survived, I made it out. 952 00:44:11.440 --> 00:44:12.719 I didn't talk to him or I don't even think 953 00:44:12.719 --> 00:44:14.920 I don't think it. I don't think like I knew 954 00:44:14.960 --> 00:44:16.920 the name because he was there was like Gawker right, 955 00:44:17.000 --> 00:44:18.119 like that was around the time that he was like. 956 00:44:18.119 --> 00:44:20.760 Involved with like the he was involved with Gker. I 957 00:44:20.840 --> 00:44:21.599 think like I think he. 958 00:44:21.960 --> 00:44:24.440 I think No, I think him and like whole Cogan 959 00:44:24.440 --> 00:44:26.280 and a couple of other people took Gawker down or something. 960 00:44:26.880 --> 00:44:29.519 It was something in that realm, and I remember like 961 00:44:29.800 --> 00:44:34.000 just hearing that, like he was there or something, you know, immediately, No, 962 00:44:34.039 --> 00:44:35.239 because I didn't know who the fun that guy. 963 00:44:35.559 --> 00:44:36.440 I didn't know who he was. 964 00:44:36.960 --> 00:44:38.920 I didn't know what he looked like either, because I 965 00:44:39.159 --> 00:44:40.159 don't know who the fuck that guy is. 966 00:44:40.320 --> 00:44:42.519 He was like doing Peter for a while. 967 00:44:42.519 --> 00:44:44.360 I was a pretty good guy, and I'm also Peter Teele. 968 00:44:44.440 --> 00:44:44.880 I assure you. 969 00:44:44.960 --> 00:44:47.199 Did he have a cloak on? I don't remember. 970 00:44:48.599 --> 00:44:48.840 I don't. 971 00:44:49.760 --> 00:44:51.880 I'm not even sure if I saw him specifically. 972 00:44:52.079 --> 00:44:52.920 Was there fire around? 973 00:44:52.960 --> 00:44:54.559 Did he throw someone in the hear and then shoot 974 00:44:54.599 --> 00:44:57.400 a fucking god them? 975 00:44:58.119 --> 00:45:04.760 Yeah, you stay at that party, atomic energy shooting out 976 00:45:04.800 --> 00:45:07.000 of his mouth. I stay at that party. 977 00:45:07.119 --> 00:45:07.599 I did see. 978 00:45:07.719 --> 00:45:11.960 I did see black shadows moving with no with nothing 979 00:45:12.039 --> 00:45:12.679 to cast them. 980 00:45:13.559 --> 00:45:16.159 You're in a room, You're in a room, shadow around 981 00:45:16.199 --> 00:45:16.639 by himself. 982 00:45:16.719 --> 00:45:19.679 He just confirmed it is that is Peter Till. Right, 983 00:45:20.239 --> 00:45:21.760 there's a few things you can clock them by. 984 00:45:21.800 --> 00:45:29.719 I'm Peter Till. I have fourteen thousand shows. I can't believe. Like, see, 985 00:45:30.280 --> 00:45:34.400 he looks so effortlessly evil. Like he's not true too. Yeah, 986 00:45:34.519 --> 00:45:36.719 he's just like oh, like he's just talking and he. 987 00:45:36.719 --> 00:45:38.719 Looks more evil now than because you look at old 988 00:45:38.719 --> 00:45:40.519 pictures of him and he doesn't look he doesn't look 989 00:45:40.559 --> 00:45:43.559 great either, but like he's so clearly evil now. 990 00:45:43.760 --> 00:45:46.039 It's you can see it on their face when like, like, 991 00:45:46.199 --> 00:45:48.519 what have you done? I've been trying to convince people 992 00:45:48.559 --> 00:45:52.039 that the Pope was the Antichrist? Is that the shit 993 00:45:52.119 --> 00:45:52.800 that he's been saying? 994 00:45:53.199 --> 00:45:55.519 Look, I don't know if this is true. Take this 995 00:45:55.639 --> 00:45:58.760 with a grain of salt. Were podcasters saw. I'm just 996 00:45:58.840 --> 00:46:01.800 relating ship that I saw, But I saw like some 997 00:46:02.000 --> 00:46:05.159 tweet or some article where there where it made the claim. 998 00:46:05.199 --> 00:46:08.320 The Pewter teal was claiming that the Pope was the Antichrist, 999 00:46:08.880 --> 00:46:12.440 which again I don't know if he said that. Very 1000 00:46:12.480 --> 00:46:15.840 funny thing for him to say him, Yeah, because everybody 1001 00:46:15.880 --> 00:46:18.280 assumes he is the Antichrist. Yeah, because of how weirdly 1002 00:46:18.360 --> 00:46:22.639 obsessed he is, and of course the Antichrist would be like, oh, 1003 00:46:22.679 --> 00:46:26.880 who's the Antichrist? The pope that would be the most 1004 00:46:27.039 --> 00:46:30.960 obvious needs the Antichrist. 1005 00:46:31.320 --> 00:46:34.000 Like the Hollow Night was just fucking suspended somewhere with 1006 00:46:34.199 --> 00:46:36.039 chains wrapped around him. Yeah. 1007 00:46:36.199 --> 00:46:38.119 I did see a quote though that and they did 1008 00:46:38.199 --> 00:46:41.079 make a good point that the Antichrist, you know, according 1009 00:46:41.119 --> 00:46:46.920 to biblical lore, is very charismatic, and he is absolutely not. 1010 00:46:47.599 --> 00:46:49.800 So that is one thing that's very rich though, So 1011 00:46:50.159 --> 00:46:55.760 he can buy charisma. He absolutely you can't buy charisma. 1012 00:46:55.800 --> 00:46:58.320 You can buy the effects of charisma, I guess, which 1013 00:46:58.400 --> 00:47:00.639 is ultimately kind of the same thing, but not really. Yeah, 1014 00:47:00.679 --> 00:47:02.920 because he can't convince like normal people that he's cool, 1015 00:47:03.480 --> 00:47:05.360 but his money is enough for people. 1016 00:47:05.159 --> 00:47:06.440 That it isn't that it matters. 1017 00:47:07.440 --> 00:47:09.320 You can convince the people that he needs to convince, 1018 00:47:09.360 --> 00:47:12.079 I guess, right, right, right Rogan not to like tell 1019 00:47:12.159 --> 00:47:15.639 him get out of his fucking everybody it has been shipping, 1020 00:47:15.760 --> 00:47:18.760 like I think Theovonne came on his podcast recently, Joe Rogan's, 1021 00:47:19.119 --> 00:47:21.159 and he was shitting on like Peter Tail a little bit. 1022 00:47:21.400 --> 00:47:23.559 Joe Rogan was doing so much damage control in a way. 1023 00:47:23.599 --> 00:47:24.159 It was crazy. 1024 00:47:24.199 --> 00:47:27.400 I'm like, this guy is so locked into uh just 1025 00:47:27.800 --> 00:47:29.119 always defending billionaires. 1026 00:47:29.199 --> 00:47:33.760 Oh yeah, he was making Israel jokes too, oh yeah. 1027 00:47:33.840 --> 00:47:36.760 And then and Joe was like and he just you 1028 00:47:36.800 --> 00:47:38.039 don't want any part of this. He was like. 1029 00:47:41.920 --> 00:47:47.440 Jewe Rogan now like, out of nowhere, out of nowhere. 1030 00:47:49.760 --> 00:47:53.480 That's got hair again. 1031 00:47:55.119 --> 00:47:58.039 Okay, if you type it jew Rogan on Google. 1032 00:47:59.400 --> 00:47:59.800 I'm sure. 1033 00:47:59.840 --> 00:48:02.199 I'm sure I've seen that that's where it comes from. 1034 00:48:03.000 --> 00:48:05.480 I'm not gonna do that. He should, you absolutely should 1035 00:48:05.559 --> 00:48:08.559 a coward looks do me a favor. Could you read 1036 00:48:08.599 --> 00:48:10.440 the question right under the one you just read? 1037 00:48:11.960 --> 00:48:17.360 Elder Millennial thirty eight disturbed Guilty Pleasure rode in one 1038 00:48:17.440 --> 00:48:17.880 hour ago. 1039 00:48:18.679 --> 00:48:24.400 He says, why gay? Like? Why gay? Like? In general? 1040 00:48:24.639 --> 00:48:27.480 Why gay? Oh no, it's better than it's better than 1041 00:48:27.559 --> 00:48:28.400 buye I guess I. 1042 00:48:28.440 --> 00:48:32.239 Think we answered this earlier. It's lid lead there. 1043 00:48:32.199 --> 00:48:34.199 You oh, Lad, that's right, that's right, it's all. It's 1044 00:48:34.199 --> 00:48:34.679 all Lad. 1045 00:48:35.480 --> 00:48:36.800 You go to your friend. He's like, hey, can I 1046 00:48:36.840 --> 00:48:38.880 show you something? You're like, what do you go to? 1047 00:48:39.760 --> 00:48:42.000 That's really cool. He takes his past. It shows you 1048 00:48:42.079 --> 00:48:44.119 his dick. His dick has been injected with lead for 1049 00:48:44.199 --> 00:48:47.119 the last seven years. His penis is like a crayon. 1050 00:48:48.079 --> 00:48:51.360 His dick is bulbous, but crayon colored. I'm gonna move 1051 00:48:51.360 --> 00:48:54.920 on to the next question comes graphite his cop You 1052 00:48:55.000 --> 00:48:57.239 can take his cup and drop pictures with it. What 1053 00:48:57.360 --> 00:48:58.719 do we do with this penis? 1054 00:48:59.519 --> 00:48:59.559 He? 1055 00:48:59.719 --> 00:49:00.000 I don't know. 1056 00:49:00.159 --> 00:49:02.760 Look, isn't it cool? But what he's like like when 1057 00:49:02.800 --> 00:49:05.480 he's cool. I've seen him in like shorts everything, and 1058 00:49:05.559 --> 00:49:07.719 it doesn't look like his piece is bulbous at all. 1059 00:49:08.119 --> 00:49:10.239 He's like he's a regular guy. But he reveals his 1060 00:49:10.360 --> 00:49:12.199 genitals and it's just like, what do you'd say? 1061 00:49:12.360 --> 00:49:13.559 What is happening right now? 1062 00:49:14.559 --> 00:49:22.159 Where's this going? Are gonna move on? Odins Zen Odinsen 1063 00:49:22.239 --> 00:49:22.519 wrote it. 1064 00:49:22.599 --> 00:49:27.000 He says, hey, boys, what's an underappreciated, slash underrecognized job 1065 00:49:27.079 --> 00:49:29.239 that you feel should be highlighted in society more than 1066 00:49:29.280 --> 00:49:31.760 it is personally? As somebody who lives in Michigan, salt 1067 00:49:31.920 --> 00:49:33.920 truck drivers are the reason we and the rest of 1068 00:49:33.920 --> 00:49:37.239 the Midwest can even function much much regards true, you 1069 00:49:37.239 --> 00:49:39.639 guys would be without that truck driver is a pretty 1070 00:49:39.639 --> 00:49:42.880 good one. But I mean there's a lot of sanitation. 1071 00:49:43.039 --> 00:49:43.159 Man. 1072 00:49:43.360 --> 00:49:44.920 Sanitation, to me is the obvious one. 1073 00:49:44.800 --> 00:49:48.440 There's obvious sanitation. Uh, there's the most important job I 1074 00:49:48.519 --> 00:49:53.559 think probably in the world is whores, fluffers fluffer, yes 1075 00:49:53.920 --> 00:49:58.079 or yes, I was gonna say teachers, but I would say. 1076 00:49:57.960 --> 00:50:00.000 That sounds like a sick ass plays horse and fluffer. 1077 00:50:01.239 --> 00:50:03.280 Would you go like if we were like, I've already 1078 00:50:03.320 --> 00:50:05.840 been at this point, like if that's real, I've already 1079 00:50:05.880 --> 00:50:08.639 been someone robbed my brain and started a business already, Yeah, 1080 00:50:09.039 --> 00:50:14.519 damn it. Or I guess I subconsciously saw the business 1081 00:50:14.639 --> 00:50:15.840 and I just thought. 1082 00:50:15.679 --> 00:50:23.519 I made immediately that was a house of cards that 1083 00:50:23.920 --> 00:50:30.400 had no chests but no man, no yet. 1084 00:50:30.480 --> 00:50:34.880 I'm actually it's annoying that I got married without doing 1085 00:50:34.960 --> 00:50:35.639 that dumb ship. 1086 00:50:35.920 --> 00:50:36.079 You know. 1087 00:50:36.559 --> 00:50:38.079 This is my My friends did tell me about a 1088 00:50:38.159 --> 00:50:41.320 place in TJ called Hong Kong, and they were like. 1089 00:50:41.360 --> 00:50:44.960 There's places the bucking and all. Like I was already like. 1090 00:50:45.119 --> 00:50:46.440 By the time I found out about it, I was 1091 00:50:46.440 --> 00:50:48.559 already talking to Jojo and I'm like, well, whatever, you 1092 00:50:48.639 --> 00:50:49.280 want to go to tea. 1093 00:50:49.360 --> 00:50:50.079 I'm like, nah, I'm good. 1094 00:50:50.360 --> 00:50:53.119 I have no interest in it in a brothel because 1095 00:50:53.119 --> 00:50:56.280 it was a strangers. You know, it's not even like, yeah, 1096 00:50:56.280 --> 00:50:57.559 that's that's a that's the idea. 1097 00:50:58.360 --> 00:51:00.800 I don't want to just go there chill. I'll be like, 1098 00:51:00.960 --> 00:51:03.199 this is a there's a lot of fucking going on here. 1099 00:51:03.239 --> 00:51:06.079 You've never been to a club and like hooked up 1100 00:51:06.119 --> 00:51:07.719 with a check out of doors or something or a 1101 00:51:07.800 --> 00:51:08.599 bar or anything like that. 1102 00:51:08.840 --> 00:51:11.800 No, No, I don't, I don't. I don't know. 1103 00:51:13.480 --> 00:51:18.800 Yeah, that hooked up with the people well once and 1104 00:51:18.880 --> 00:51:19.880 it was like not a good it was. 1105 00:51:19.920 --> 00:51:21.840 It was not good. It was not a good experience. 1106 00:51:22.239 --> 00:51:25.519 Mostly everything's mostly good. Uh, you know, every you get, 1107 00:51:25.559 --> 00:51:27.039 you'll get a thought every once in a while. Yeah, 1108 00:51:27.079 --> 00:51:29.000 I don't like just the experience was. 1109 00:51:30.719 --> 00:51:32.280 I go to bars. I go to bars and I 1110 00:51:32.519 --> 00:51:35.599 actually threaten every woman there. Yeah, I'm like, if you 1111 00:51:35.639 --> 00:51:37.559 don't make good decisions right now, you're gonna get in trouble. 1112 00:51:39.400 --> 00:51:41.559 Cover that drink right now. You know I won't do 1113 00:51:41.599 --> 00:51:43.920 it to you, but somebody else might you, So you 1114 00:51:44.000 --> 00:51:48.599 better cover it threatening Like like advice, you know, you 1115 00:51:50.079 --> 00:51:52.480 negotiate safe when you get home, motherfucker, you better get 1116 00:51:52.480 --> 00:51:54.679 home better. Fucking you tell people where you're fucking going. 1117 00:51:54.920 --> 00:51:56.800 You better text people better. People know where your fucking 1118 00:51:56.880 --> 00:51:59.800 drivers getting there. Because you don't, someone like me might 1119 00:52:00.039 --> 00:52:04.159 fucking hurt someone like me, someone someone someone like me. 1120 00:52:04.239 --> 00:52:05.079 You might not even know. 1121 00:52:05.119 --> 00:52:07.719 It might be mean, it might not be me, but like, 1122 00:52:07.840 --> 00:52:10.519 it's gonna be someone like me, for sure, it's someone 1123 00:52:10.519 --> 00:52:12.559 with similar habits to me. Are gonna show someone with 1124 00:52:12.599 --> 00:52:16.679 a similar look and design and general relatively similar building 1125 00:52:16.800 --> 00:52:19.159 silhouette you're gonna you might even. 1126 00:52:19.000 --> 00:52:20.679 Be confused, you might even think it's me, but it's 1127 00:52:20.800 --> 00:52:22.559 it's not what it's gonna be somebody like that. It's 1128 00:52:22.920 --> 00:52:25.079 generally not you. And he comes to save you later 1129 00:52:25.159 --> 00:52:26.840 a little of it. It's like, what did I tell you? What? 1130 00:52:27.360 --> 00:52:29.559 That guy that looks very similar to me? And he's like, yeah, 1131 00:52:29.559 --> 00:52:37.760 I'm very similar to he's still there. Yeah, I'm very 1132 00:52:37.800 --> 00:52:40.880 similar to this man. Yeah, he warned you, Well, anyway, 1133 00:52:40.960 --> 00:52:44.239 could you leave? I gotta continue assaulting her, protect her 1134 00:52:44.320 --> 00:52:44.679 right anyway? 1135 00:52:45.000 --> 00:52:50.039 A similar whatever whatever Big Ugly Jordan wrote in uh, 1136 00:52:52.360 --> 00:52:56.519 he says, hello, fizz ed sex and special Eddie. How 1137 00:52:57.079 --> 00:53:00.519 how would you go about grinching your co hosts? In 1138 00:53:00.599 --> 00:53:04.000 other words, how would you ruin their Christmases? I like 1139 00:53:04.039 --> 00:53:04.840 the word grinching. 1140 00:53:05.760 --> 00:53:08.480 Grinching sounds like a sex move. Yeah, it sounds like 1141 00:53:08.519 --> 00:53:11.039 a gross one. What would be, what the fungus in 1142 00:53:11.079 --> 00:53:13.440 your hole? And come on, somebody, that is. 1143 00:53:15.519 --> 00:53:16.679 That's actually discussing that. 1144 00:53:17.000 --> 00:53:18.960 You feel like moss and your cock hole. 1145 00:53:20.519 --> 00:53:25.039 Blow algae. You go to green load, you blew a 1146 00:53:25.079 --> 00:53:27.440 big old green load, a green leafy load. 1147 00:53:28.079 --> 00:53:34.719 It spare, that's actually nauseating. Ever ever heard you say? 1148 00:53:37.840 --> 00:53:38.519 I don't even feel like. 1149 00:53:41.679 --> 00:53:44.400 You never thought of blowing a green leafy load. And somebody, 1150 00:53:44.440 --> 00:53:47.000 it came too quick. It looks more like spinach. You 1151 00:53:47.199 --> 00:53:51.000 just didn't give me time to prepare for it so quickly, 1152 00:53:51.880 --> 00:53:57.440 so immediately revolting. Alright, you asked that question, dude, I 1153 00:53:57.599 --> 00:54:01.000 read it. I didn't ask it officially. That is, that is, 1154 00:54:01.079 --> 00:54:12.960 That's what grinch is. That's Christ like the wind does 1155 00:54:13.000 --> 00:54:17.159 a grunch. What are you sorry? What is a he 1156 00:54:17.320 --> 00:54:21.880 is a who? Right, he's a what? No, I'm not 1157 00:54:22.000 --> 00:54:24.599 kidding he's a what. There's no way that's true. He's 1158 00:54:24.639 --> 00:54:25.639 a what. He is a what? 1159 00:54:25.840 --> 00:54:27.800 In well, in a in a movie, he's a what. 1160 00:54:28.480 --> 00:54:30.039 No, they never say that. 1161 00:54:30.280 --> 00:54:35.000 Yes, are you kidding me? So there's the who's, the what's, 1162 00:54:35.039 --> 00:54:36.559 and there's whins and where's and stuff. 1163 00:54:36.679 --> 00:54:38.159 Probably whis house. 1164 00:54:38.239 --> 00:54:41.199 Probably I don't think that's true. Man, he's a grinch, 1165 00:54:41.360 --> 00:54:41.599 isn't it. 1166 00:54:41.679 --> 00:54:44.840 He's a what he's not a who? Is the Grinch? 1167 00:54:44.920 --> 00:54:48.239 His name? They I guess they call him. They call 1168 00:54:48.320 --> 00:54:50.039 him the Grinch. He's a grinch like behaviors. 1169 00:54:50.440 --> 00:54:52.280 Yeah, but that's like, oh the accountant, you know what 1170 00:54:52.280 --> 00:54:54.679 I mean, like the accounts, not his name, like the accountants. 1171 00:54:54.960 --> 00:54:57.280 They give him the name the Grinch's Grinchy. But it's 1172 00:54:57.320 --> 00:54:58.400 the I get. 1173 00:54:58.559 --> 00:55:00.880 But is the Grinch of profession or is it like 1174 00:55:01.000 --> 00:55:02.840 a randomized. 1175 00:55:02.199 --> 00:55:04.440 More of a title bestowed upon him because of his behavior? 1176 00:55:04.880 --> 00:55:06.800 But he's green also because he's a what. 1177 00:55:08.360 --> 00:55:09.440 I don't think that's true? 1178 00:55:09.559 --> 00:55:11.239 So what he was supposed to be green? 1179 00:55:13.360 --> 00:55:14.800 Like in the book, he's just like a normal He's 1180 00:55:14.840 --> 00:55:18.199 just he's just a dick in a grinch the Doctor 1181 00:55:18.199 --> 00:55:20.400 SEUs thing. In the original book of the Grinch, he's 1182 00:55:20.440 --> 00:55:20.960 not colored. 1183 00:55:21.159 --> 00:55:24.920 Is this pre Doctor Seuss? No, like in the original 1184 00:55:25.079 --> 00:55:26.360 just as green as as long as I remember. 1185 00:55:26.360 --> 00:55:27.199 He's been green as. 1186 00:55:27.159 --> 00:55:29.719 Long as we remember, because we're sucking, you know, we're 1187 00:55:29.760 --> 00:55:31.079 not from Doctor Seus's time. 1188 00:55:31.400 --> 00:55:34.280 So yeah, the original book, he was you know, he 1189 00:55:34.559 --> 00:55:38.960 didn't have any gender or it's like ambiguous whatever. 1190 00:55:39.079 --> 00:55:41.920 It was very ambiguous, but yeah, I think they made 1191 00:55:41.960 --> 00:55:42.920 him green to contract. 1192 00:55:44.119 --> 00:55:47.559 It doesn't say specifically what, but it says at a 1193 00:55:47.599 --> 00:55:51.119 certain point they started calling him a what Yeah, what 1194 00:55:51.519 --> 00:55:54.559 that's fucking ridiculous, Walts. Some adaptation suggests he has different 1195 00:55:54.599 --> 00:55:56.679 species or what the original book, you know, and the 1196 00:55:56.760 --> 00:55:58.000 verses leaving exactly. 1197 00:55:58.400 --> 00:56:00.599 He's a grinchy guy. At first thing is that he's 1198 00:56:00.679 --> 00:56:03.360 furry and everybody else is at furry. He's also green 1199 00:56:04.079 --> 00:56:05.039 and he looks. 1200 00:56:04.880 --> 00:56:06.039 Like a cat more than they do. 1201 00:56:06.840 --> 00:56:09.280 Yeah, I don't know what. 1202 00:56:09.599 --> 00:56:12.280 The Grinch is a sole survivor of a brutal genocide 1203 00:56:12.320 --> 00:56:18.199 committed by the Who's that's fan theory? I need to 1204 00:56:18.280 --> 00:56:20.360 say sorry our slash fan theories. 1205 00:56:22.199 --> 00:56:23.480 Oh my god, fans ruined. 1206 00:56:25.880 --> 00:56:27.639 Everything needs to everything needs to be some kind of 1207 00:56:27.719 --> 00:56:31.639 like dark. Yeah, like like they're in purgatory. 1208 00:56:32.559 --> 00:56:32.920 You hear that? 1209 00:56:33.039 --> 00:56:37.039 Fucking yeah. The same thing with the rug Rats. 1210 00:56:37.440 --> 00:56:38.880 They're like there was that, The same thing with the 1211 00:56:38.960 --> 00:56:42.360 Rugrats all babies that died. Angelica is just tweaking by herself. 1212 00:56:42.519 --> 00:56:46.760 Yeah, everything so reddit, That's what I mean, at least 1213 00:56:46.800 --> 00:56:48.880 makes sense. Remember that one of Stu where he's making 1214 00:56:48.920 --> 00:56:52.800 pudding in the morning, like he's extremely depressed from his 1215 00:56:52.960 --> 00:56:57.599 baby's being slaughtered by the lawn caregiver or whatever. 1216 00:56:57.639 --> 00:57:00.679 What do you call them, the lawn or they just 1217 00:57:00.760 --> 00:57:05.760 called a lawn the landscaper. Thank you. What you said 1218 00:57:07.119 --> 00:57:10.760 said was so wrong sounding that I couldn't even do it. 1219 00:57:11.159 --> 00:57:14.440 I was like, the what the long Remember what they're called? 1220 00:57:15.360 --> 00:57:18.119 I said landscaper? And I felt stupid for saying because 1221 00:57:18.119 --> 00:57:19.360 I was like, there's no way he beats that. 1222 00:57:21.199 --> 00:57:22.320 On caregivers. 1223 00:57:22.639 --> 00:57:24.159 I mean it, I mean it works. 1224 00:57:24.320 --> 00:57:26.280 I understood what you were trying to say, which is 1225 00:57:26.320 --> 00:57:30.079 all that languages. It is accurate description of what they do. Yeah, 1226 00:57:30.159 --> 00:57:31.880 they are giving long care. Yeah. 1227 00:57:32.400 --> 00:57:34.719 So what was the story with like the ruggrass? They 1228 00:57:34.719 --> 00:57:36.559 all crawled around in the yard and like crawled into 1229 00:57:36.559 --> 00:57:37.599 the fucking wood chip or something. 1230 00:57:37.800 --> 00:57:39.880 Yeah, a little tipper And then Chucky was like, I 1231 00:57:39.880 --> 00:57:41.239 don't want to do this in longhaper. It was like, 1232 00:57:41.320 --> 00:57:42.920 just get on in there, man, just get on it. 1233 00:57:44.119 --> 00:57:45.360 Chucky in fact, didn't want to be a. 1234 00:57:45.360 --> 00:57:45.639 Part of that. 1235 00:57:46.360 --> 00:57:48.159 Why are you making chocolate putting. 1236 00:57:47.920 --> 00:57:50.440 It too in the morning, because I let all my 1237 00:57:50.599 --> 00:57:52.559 children crawl into a wood chipper and die. 1238 00:57:56.159 --> 00:57:59.039 I've never seen the suppress a laugh like that you 1239 00:57:59.239 --> 00:58:05.760 put in here. I didn't want to ruin it was 1240 00:58:05.880 --> 00:58:09.559 I don't want to laugh. I let my kids and nephews. 1241 00:58:10.239 --> 00:58:15.039 Fucking you know, I'm making putting in a daytime. Is 1242 00:58:15.079 --> 00:58:16.599 I need something, you bitch? 1243 00:58:17.599 --> 00:58:20.679 Oh man, that is a great clip, though it's losing 1244 00:58:20.719 --> 00:58:21.840 his ship at two am? 1245 00:58:22.679 --> 00:58:27.360 Is so what Tommy's mom? I we're not having this 1246 00:58:27.400 --> 00:58:31.719 conversation again. Is Chucky's dad's sister? I don't care. What 1247 00:58:31.840 --> 00:58:35.480 the fuck are you talking about? Who's related to? Who? Regrets? 1248 00:58:35.840 --> 00:58:40.599 It's just uh, Drew, Angelica Stu and Drew and Angelica 1249 00:58:40.800 --> 00:58:45.360 is a Chucky cousin, right, No, Tommy's cousin, right, Tommy. 1250 00:58:45.159 --> 00:58:46.000 Has Tommy's cousin. 1251 00:58:46.159 --> 00:58:50.639 That's me. And Drew is the father of Angelica Phil 1252 00:58:50.719 --> 00:58:51.199 lil Dill. 1253 00:58:51.320 --> 00:58:57.079 Yeah, Dyl is the baby brother Phil unrelated, Chucky's unrelated. 1254 00:58:57.400 --> 00:59:01.280 Yes, that's it. It's not complicated it, Yeah, that's what 1255 00:59:01.360 --> 00:59:05.519 you're saying. It's a little a little thick. 1256 00:59:05.639 --> 00:59:09.119 Remember remember she a little thick, cups a little thick. 1257 00:59:10.239 --> 00:59:10.400 Yeah. 1258 00:59:10.440 --> 00:59:14.119 And I was like, well, you say she's list, I 1259 00:59:14.159 --> 00:59:17.760 mean she's lesbian coded but fucking married. 1260 00:59:18.000 --> 00:59:20.360 Yeah, But like, I mean that guy's a lesbian too, 1261 00:59:20.760 --> 00:59:26.239 Like that guy's a woman. That guy is like clown. 1262 00:59:26.360 --> 00:59:29.199 He's a fucking clowns cortex. When I first saw him, 1263 00:59:29.199 --> 00:59:33.320 I was like, this Nigga is geek. This it's crazy, 1264 00:59:33.719 --> 00:59:34.039 just like this. 1265 00:59:34.199 --> 00:59:36.880 Is like the you know, not the same build, but 1266 00:59:37.039 --> 00:59:39.119 this universe is John Wayne Gacy, if you know what 1267 00:59:39.159 --> 00:59:39.440 I mean. 1268 00:59:39.679 --> 00:59:44.280 Oh, I see not the same build or in fact 1269 00:59:44.360 --> 00:59:48.599 any similarities, but I choose to believe. It really bothers me. 1270 00:59:48.719 --> 00:59:52.440 There's a lesbian in regrets. Actually, I really don't crack. 1271 00:59:52.719 --> 00:59:54.960 Why crack? I like her demeanor. It seems like she's 1272 00:59:55.039 --> 00:59:55.639 she could, she could. 1273 00:59:55.639 --> 00:59:56.679 Really. I don't like your demeanor at all. 1274 00:59:56.800 --> 00:59:57.639 She got tossing. 1275 00:59:58.239 --> 01:00:00.840 I don't like your demeanor and everything at her. I 1276 01:00:00.880 --> 01:00:02.840 hate everything about what she stands for, what she believes him. 1277 01:00:02.920 --> 01:00:05.920 Do you think Chazz or Chaz the dad of Chucky? 1278 01:00:06.000 --> 01:00:07.679 Right? Is that right? Yeah? I think so. Do you 1279 01:00:07.760 --> 01:00:12.239 think he killed Chucky's mom? No, he killed Chinese. Mom 1280 01:00:12.280 --> 01:00:14.360 was Japanese. I think she was a Kamakazi. It was 1281 01:00:14.400 --> 01:00:17.880 not Japanese. But that's a step mom. That's Susie's. 1282 01:00:18.039 --> 01:00:19.639 That's the one they met in Paris or whatever his 1283 01:00:19.800 --> 01:00:20.840 mom yeah or something. 1284 01:00:20.880 --> 01:00:22.239 I think they went to Paris, or they went to 1285 01:00:22.519 --> 01:00:24.519 the movie and then the second movie, they went to 1286 01:00:24.559 --> 01:00:32.519 Paris and they met a Chinese. She's Japanese. It's crazy. 1287 01:00:32.679 --> 01:00:36.719 It is so fucking try. It's the show Man. They're 1288 01:00:36.760 --> 01:00:40.719 they're confusing me. She's Japanese. It's not my fun reference 1289 01:00:40.800 --> 01:00:48.159 to Reptar. They didn't write it. Clear it out. Reptar 1290 01:00:48.280 --> 01:00:50.840 is reel in that world, right, No Tar is a 1291 01:00:51.039 --> 01:01:00.480 real rep Tar. And they went to go see Reptar 1292 01:01:00.639 --> 01:01:09.519 and she said, oh, I'm not gonna do it. Leftar. 1293 01:01:11.960 --> 01:01:14.079 This weekend, we were this week we were at our 1294 01:01:14.280 --> 01:01:16.360 We were at our friend's house, right, and two of 1295 01:01:16.440 --> 01:01:19.599 our friends are really in the kpop and we were 1296 01:01:19.639 --> 01:01:23.400 watching We were this is bad, Okay, we were watching 1297 01:01:23.559 --> 01:01:24.880 Jackie Chan's Drunken Master. 1298 01:01:25.239 --> 01:01:25.760 This first one. 1299 01:01:25.880 --> 01:01:27.440 Sure first one is not as the second one. Thatcond 1300 01:01:27.440 --> 01:01:29.960 on is way better. But we were watching it, right 1301 01:01:30.239 --> 01:01:31.960 and obviously like. 1302 01:01:32.239 --> 01:01:37.760 It's wildy, like it's crazier than the the. 1303 01:01:40.880 --> 01:01:43.920 I don't think it's quite crazy. I think the teeth 1304 01:01:43.960 --> 01:01:46.800 are crazy. I think the fact that that character exists 1305 01:01:47.239 --> 01:01:50.000 is bananas. Sure, I need to see that. But we 1306 01:01:50.079 --> 01:01:52.480 were watching it and you know, obviously, as our friends are, 1307 01:01:52.559 --> 01:01:56.280 we are horrible people. So you're making Asian jokes or 1308 01:01:56.320 --> 01:01:58.000 you know, you were trying to dance around them. That 1309 01:01:58.119 --> 01:02:00.320 was the game we were all playing. We were trying 1310 01:02:00.360 --> 01:02:07.719 to dance around Asian jokes for hours, yeah, Lily said. 1311 01:02:08.159 --> 01:02:12.440 Lily actively said, which one is Jackie Chan? Like who's 1312 01:02:12.519 --> 01:02:15.360 Jackie Chan? Because she doesn't know Jackie Chan's face. 1313 01:02:15.599 --> 01:02:17.320 To be fair, I don't know him that well from 1314 01:02:17.360 --> 01:02:21.760 that era either, like I know Rush Hour era, so 1315 01:02:21.840 --> 01:02:24.480 and he looks pretty different. Actually he's already in like 1316 01:02:24.679 --> 01:02:25.800 mid forties by that time. 1317 01:02:26.079 --> 01:02:27.480 Well, yeah, I'm just what I'm saying. 1318 01:02:27.519 --> 01:02:29.159 She was we were talking, was like, which one is 1319 01:02:29.239 --> 01:02:33.000 Jackie Chan? And I answered whoever you want to be? 1320 01:02:34.760 --> 01:02:36.480 And then we watched k pop. We were watching k 1321 01:02:36.639 --> 01:02:38.639 pop and I was just like we were all sitting 1322 01:02:38.719 --> 01:02:42.280 there and you were all trying very earnestly to engage 1323 01:02:42.360 --> 01:02:44.880 with gay pop, and we were like, this is this 1324 01:02:45.079 --> 01:02:50.000 is so empty of music, and our friends are like 1325 01:02:50.719 --> 01:02:53.800 squealing beside us, loving it, and I was like, this 1326 01:02:54.159 --> 01:02:58.800 is like the most unique genre of music I've ever 1327 01:02:58.880 --> 01:03:00.679 really been a part of. I think, what what are 1328 01:03:00.719 --> 01:03:04.960 the what is the sex of your friends? 1329 01:03:05.239 --> 01:03:07.559 Other women? Obviously Okay, yeah, men don't like K pop. 1330 01:03:08.519 --> 01:03:10.400 I mean, makes no sense. Man, I don't love cap. 1331 01:03:10.440 --> 01:03:12.599 I don't think there's a man that I've ever respected 1332 01:03:12.639 --> 01:03:13.599 that loves Yeah. 1333 01:03:13.880 --> 01:03:16.239 Yeah, you either do K pop and you're a man 1334 01:03:16.440 --> 01:03:18.880 like you're you're in the bands, or you don't listen 1335 01:03:18.920 --> 01:03:19.320 to that ship. 1336 01:03:19.400 --> 01:03:21.079 Dude. There's like thirteen of them in one group. 1337 01:03:21.800 --> 01:03:25.079 Yes, and they're called seventeen. I'm pretty sure I'm not 1338 01:03:25.159 --> 01:03:27.000 even joking. I swear it's not even a joke. 1339 01:03:27.119 --> 01:03:29.239 The fucking Korean slipknot, dude, it's crazy. 1340 01:03:29.360 --> 01:03:32.400 Koreans slip. It's crazy, the Korean slip bop beef. I 1341 01:03:32.519 --> 01:03:42.880 don't know, shrip shrip nott what it's like, disregard what 1342 01:03:44.519 --> 01:03:48.559 are they for? Koreans? Yeah? Cheese? Okay? So yeah, how 1343 01:03:48.639 --> 01:03:57.119 did you put China? Yeah? Something I can't there's something better, 1344 01:03:57.679 --> 01:04:00.719 but we can't dwell on it. What happened? What a Korea? Do? Oh? 1345 01:04:00.719 --> 01:04:02.039 They have slavery the longest? 1346 01:04:02.559 --> 01:04:03.760 Uh? Did they? 1347 01:04:04.039 --> 01:04:04.840 Yah? 1348 01:04:04.840 --> 01:04:07.679 They had the longest unbroken slavery. I only know that 1349 01:04:07.719 --> 01:04:10.519 because of Bobby lee Yeah, shut up, Bobby, shut up. 1350 01:04:10.559 --> 01:04:13.559 Bobby Lely and Korean slavery. Don't put that out there. 1351 01:04:14.119 --> 01:04:18.159 The white supremacists love that. They love to be like, oh, 1352 01:04:18.679 --> 01:04:20.199 we we didn't. 1353 01:04:20.000 --> 01:04:21.960 Have They found that out because of Bobby Lee too. 1354 01:04:22.000 --> 01:04:26.239 I'm sure they're probably disappointed. They're like a man, what 1355 01:04:26.599 --> 01:04:28.880 it's like Kirk having that debate with the girl. Remember 1356 01:04:28.960 --> 01:04:30.599 was the first place they have actually abolished slavery, And 1357 01:04:30.679 --> 01:04:33.159 she was like, Charlie, what did you just say out loud? 1358 01:04:33.199 --> 01:04:35.440 It can't be true. What did you just say loud? 1359 01:04:36.280 --> 01:04:40.559 You know how many civilizations existed before us. He's like, the. 1360 01:04:40.639 --> 01:04:43.519 Slavery conversation is even like kind of a moot conversation, aybe, 1361 01:04:43.559 --> 01:04:45.239 because it's still happening, you know what I mean. Like 1362 01:04:45.280 --> 01:04:47.280 it's not like it's over, you know, like we just 1363 01:04:47.320 --> 01:04:49.840 have different forms of it. It's worse than other places, sure, 1364 01:04:49.920 --> 01:04:51.360 but like I mean, it's like, yeah, we talked about 1365 01:04:51.400 --> 01:04:53.719 it as if it's like a past thing, like it's 1366 01:04:53.760 --> 01:04:54.719 a past, you know what I mean. 1367 01:04:54.719 --> 01:04:56.599 We talked about it like it's Seinfeld or something. It's 1368 01:04:56.599 --> 01:04:56.920 a past. 1369 01:04:57.280 --> 01:05:02.000 He you didn't talk about it, Yeah, yeah, we do. 1370 01:05:02.679 --> 01:05:05.760 Or like fill the futures. Yea, now it's phil it's done. 1371 01:05:06.760 --> 01:05:07.960 The future you. 1372 01:05:08.039 --> 01:05:11.559 Brought up Jackie Chan show called Dan of the President 1373 01:05:11.559 --> 01:05:13.559 and it's just boring, nothing nothing. 1374 01:05:13.599 --> 01:05:17.280 A guy going to work trying to avoid being killed 1375 01:05:17.280 --> 01:05:19.880 out of school. That is filled and fill the future. 1376 01:05:20.159 --> 01:05:22.679 Uh No, it would be like it'd be President of 1377 01:05:22.719 --> 01:05:25.280 the Harry of the Past to be Perry of the past, Okay, 1378 01:05:25.760 --> 01:05:29.239 and then uh president would be President of the President. 1379 01:05:29.239 --> 01:05:29.599 I don't like. 1380 01:05:29.960 --> 01:05:31.519 I think president is the best you can go for it. 1381 01:05:31.639 --> 01:05:33.920 Yeah, it's like the only it kind of works. It 1382 01:05:34.039 --> 01:05:37.360 works vaguely rhymes kind of because you'd be repeating a 1383 01:05:37.400 --> 01:05:38.199 pee from the past. 1384 01:05:38.320 --> 01:05:39.920 The future should have to have n F though in 1385 01:05:40.000 --> 01:05:42.119 the future part would be p h future. 1386 01:05:42.800 --> 01:05:44.679 That's all right, Well, we're gonna move on. I like 1387 01:05:44.719 --> 01:05:47.360 the fact they're all peace, I understand. 1388 01:05:50.559 --> 01:05:52.599 Did you hear that Donald Trump? I don't know if 1389 01:05:52.639 --> 01:05:54.159 this is true or if he's just taking credit for 1390 01:05:54.360 --> 01:05:57.440 their directors give him credit that Uh, Donald Trump's the 1391 01:05:57.480 --> 01:05:58.000 reason why. 1392 01:05:57.920 --> 01:05:58.960 Rush Hour for is happening. 1393 01:05:59.239 --> 01:05:59.800 I did see that. 1394 01:06:00.079 --> 01:06:04.840 Yeah, basically, the director, uh made a film, a documentary 1395 01:06:04.840 --> 01:06:08.480 about Millennia crazy and then Trump's like, where's. 1396 01:06:08.280 --> 01:06:15.280 The Asian and Black duo? Where is I miss overt 1397 01:06:15.880 --> 01:06:18.159 racist comedy? Me too. 1398 01:06:18.719 --> 01:06:21.159 I missed when Eddie Murphy and Bruce Lee did those 1399 01:06:21.360 --> 01:06:22.039 great movies. 1400 01:06:22.199 --> 01:06:24.960 I love Eddie Murphy. I love him as I love 1401 01:06:25.039 --> 01:06:28.880 him as Shrek. I think Eddie Murphy did such a 1402 01:06:29.000 --> 01:06:34.599 good job as Man black Man three and Star Wars 1403 01:06:35.679 --> 01:06:37.320 black Man three, Man three. 1404 01:06:37.840 --> 01:06:39.280 Are there three black people of Star Wars? 1405 01:06:39.360 --> 01:06:47.800 There there's Land Mid and then Black Guy three and 1406 01:06:48.000 --> 01:06:52.840 Black Guy three, that gay one the so there's there 1407 01:06:52.880 --> 01:06:58.360 are three that back. There's Federal parts a black man now, 1408 01:06:58.440 --> 01:07:00.440 I said it from from from the movies. 1409 01:07:01.559 --> 01:07:04.360 There's Lando Colision and there's Lando car Risian parentheses mid 1410 01:07:05.360 --> 01:07:07.000 Mid from the middle of the. 1411 01:07:07.079 --> 01:07:14.280 Series fin Wolf Heart's black now from Peculiar Currencies. 1412 01:07:14.599 --> 01:07:17.559 All these children, all of the children and the stranger 1413 01:07:17.639 --> 01:07:18.880 things are so old. 1414 01:07:19.679 --> 01:07:22.719 It's distracting. It's jarring. How old they are now, it's 1415 01:07:22.880 --> 01:07:23.480 very jarring. 1416 01:07:23.920 --> 01:07:27.000 Even Nancy, who I really loved, I loved, I loved Nancy. 1417 01:07:27.159 --> 01:07:30.800 But she's looking thirty. She's looking thirty. I don't like 1418 01:07:30.880 --> 01:07:31.320 it anymore. 1419 01:07:31.360 --> 01:07:36.280 I don't I prefer not interested in eleven and you 1420 01:07:36.360 --> 01:07:38.519 can see the creases in her face. She's older than that, 1421 01:07:40.400 --> 01:07:42.719 she's not eleven, and that you can see the creases 1422 01:07:42.760 --> 01:07:43.239 in her face. 1423 01:07:43.440 --> 01:07:45.599 I don't like it. I like it. When me and 1424 01:07:45.800 --> 01:07:48.440 Drake were very upset. Me and Drake were fucking furious. 1425 01:07:48.639 --> 01:07:50.840 I was texting Drake and I was like, could you 1426 01:07:50.920 --> 01:07:54.239 believe this? And he was like yeah, And Rake was destroying. 1427 01:07:54.880 --> 01:07:57.840 Drake was destroying all the Toronto and his wrath because 1428 01:07:57.920 --> 01:07:59.599 Mellie Bobby Brown's and a dog noun. 1429 01:08:00.280 --> 01:08:06.320 Drake became a gaiju and destroyed Tracy. He's half Jewish, 1430 01:08:06.679 --> 01:08:11.079 but that's not what Literally, he's crazy that you made 1431 01:08:11.079 --> 01:08:14.079 that connection. But I guess he can do it, because yeah, 1432 01:08:15.800 --> 01:08:17.000 I want to hear him on to Israel. 1433 01:08:17.079 --> 01:08:19.079 That'd be lit. I know that he wouldn't do I 1434 01:08:19.119 --> 01:08:20.680 don't think he'd do that, but I think he should 1435 01:08:20.760 --> 01:08:21.199 go to Israel. 1436 01:08:21.680 --> 01:08:23.199 You want to hear my You want to hear my 1437 01:08:23.279 --> 01:08:29.199 impression of Uncle Phil on the cast of Stranger Things, Milliam. 1438 01:08:31.119 --> 01:08:33.159 You know, there's a character called Will in the show. 1439 01:08:33.439 --> 01:08:43.359 Oh yeah, million, this guy is garbage. This guy's trash. Guys, 1440 01:08:43.560 --> 01:08:46.359 so I forgot that. There's like cut. 1441 01:08:47.680 --> 01:08:54.079 First of all, she's eleven, yeah, wrong, stop calling her Milliam. 1442 01:08:54.520 --> 01:08:57.760 Second one, that's not that's not even million, it's just million. 1443 01:08:57.880 --> 01:08:59.920 And then after that he just dies again because he's 1444 01:09:00.199 --> 01:09:01.960 oh yeah, He's like, oh. 1445 01:09:04.600 --> 01:09:07.960 They're distractingly old like some of the dude. The worst 1446 01:09:08.000 --> 01:09:09.479 part is the little sister. 1447 01:09:09.600 --> 01:09:11.319 Little is supposed to be seven years old, and that's 1448 01:09:11.359 --> 01:09:12.800 clearly like a fifteen year old little girl. 1449 01:09:13.000 --> 01:09:13.279 She's not. 1450 01:09:13.640 --> 01:09:15.239 She's supposed to be the same answer that willis when 1451 01:09:15.239 --> 01:09:18.159 she's taking right, So like, now she's seven, she's seven 1452 01:09:18.199 --> 01:09:18.840 in that show. 1453 01:09:20.560 --> 01:09:22.520 Or something. He's like, she's that's like a little preaching 1454 01:09:22.680 --> 01:09:24.479 she was supposed to be. I don't I don't know. 1455 01:09:24.640 --> 01:09:25.479 I don't know. That's crazy. 1456 01:09:25.520 --> 01:09:26.920 If she's supposed to watch you watch her. 1457 01:09:27.319 --> 01:09:27.880 H I watched all of it. 1458 01:09:28.039 --> 01:09:30.600 I didn't catch up at all. Yeah, it's like four episodes. 1459 01:09:30.640 --> 01:09:31.800 I was like, all right, I guess I'll watch it. 1460 01:09:31.880 --> 01:09:35.000 You see the niggas hair man, it's crazy what they did. 1461 01:09:35.359 --> 01:09:38.520 But what's crazy is he looked fresh last season. That's 1462 01:09:38.560 --> 01:09:41.680 what bothers me. What happened. He looks like you know 1463 01:09:41.760 --> 01:09:44.319 how taller created did that fucking character for his fucking thing. 1464 01:09:44.800 --> 01:09:47.039 He looks like that, And I'm like, why the fuck 1465 01:09:47.079 --> 01:09:49.960 does he looked like that? Because he's what makes it? Now, 1466 01:09:50.239 --> 01:09:52.640 hold on, did people look like that? Did people have 1467 01:09:52.760 --> 01:09:54.479 stupid hair like that? I don't think so. 1468 01:09:54.640 --> 01:09:55.880 No, what bothers me so much? 1469 01:09:55.960 --> 01:09:58.439 Is that the price the previous season he has on 1470 01:09:58.520 --> 01:10:01.760 the clean flat top, and then also. 1471 01:10:01.600 --> 01:10:03.000 He looks like he has lego hair in this. He 1472 01:10:03.119 --> 01:10:05.560 looks like, yeah, they build his hair. 1473 01:10:05.680 --> 01:10:10.279 Then the actor of him, the actual actor is always 1474 01:10:10.279 --> 01:10:13.119 looking crazy fresh, and it's like, what he. 1475 01:10:13.079 --> 01:10:16.199 Can't look modern fresh, you can't look like maybe this 1476 01:10:16.319 --> 01:10:17.800 is how Shi was in the eighties. And I'm like, 1477 01:10:18.840 --> 01:10:22.079 show me, like, I will concede if you just showed 1478 01:10:22.079 --> 01:10:22.640 me like something. 1479 01:10:22.680 --> 01:10:25.000 I don't like it. It's I just don't like it. 1480 01:10:25.039 --> 01:10:26.640 I don't like the way to have him look. But 1481 01:10:26.760 --> 01:10:29.039 I think that's the point. Maybe, I guess it. 1482 01:10:29.119 --> 01:10:29.520 Has to be. 1483 01:10:30.159 --> 01:10:34.199 It's a glaring oversight of not it's like noticeably stupid. 1484 01:10:34.359 --> 01:10:36.079 Even I was like, I have no context of like 1485 01:10:36.159 --> 01:10:37.359 any of that. But like I looked at his her, 1486 01:10:37.439 --> 01:10:38.880 I was like, that is not. I feel like that's 1487 01:10:38.920 --> 01:10:39.239 not how. 1488 01:10:42.279 --> 01:10:43.920 It looks like. They gave him a flat top. Then 1489 01:10:43.960 --> 01:10:45.720 they just cut all of this. 1490 01:10:46.000 --> 01:10:50.479 Yeah, it's I don't know, man, what he's got. He's 1491 01:10:50.479 --> 01:10:53.359 got like he's got like an Art deco flat top. 1492 01:10:53.760 --> 01:10:55.920 It's like he's got like an archway. 1493 01:10:57.239 --> 01:10:59.840 It looks it looks it looks like it looks like 1494 01:11:00.039 --> 01:11:02.159 want like an egg, So we're gonna cut an egg 1495 01:11:02.319 --> 01:11:08.079 like shape it to your hair. What. Yeah, I don't know. 1496 01:11:08.640 --> 01:11:10.760 It's the Duffer brothers. We're tough at each other in 1497 01:11:10.800 --> 01:11:13.399 the fucking back of our heads. We right the seed. Yeah. 1498 01:11:13.399 --> 01:11:15.800 I was watching just because, like I have seen all 1499 01:11:15.840 --> 01:11:17.000 of them, and I was like, I might as well 1500 01:11:17.000 --> 01:11:17.359 finish this. 1501 01:11:17.439 --> 01:11:18.880 I guess I finish. 1502 01:11:19.279 --> 01:11:20.079 Episode is pretty good. 1503 01:11:20.319 --> 01:11:22.399 It's okay. The first and fourth one are fine. The 1504 01:11:22.479 --> 01:11:23.720 two in the middle are kind of whatever. 1505 01:11:23.880 --> 01:11:24.199 I don't know. 1506 01:11:24.680 --> 01:11:26.800 I'm kind of at this point. I'm more like, just 1507 01:11:26.920 --> 01:11:32.479 get to just wrap it up already, because like five seasons, 1508 01:11:32.760 --> 01:11:34.319 Like it's five seasons over the course of. 1509 01:11:34.399 --> 01:11:37.439 Like what ten years, genuinely ten years literally, like a decade. 1510 01:11:37.520 --> 01:11:38.600 I don't give a ship anymore. 1511 01:11:38.680 --> 01:11:38.800 Man. 1512 01:11:39.039 --> 01:11:41.760 Mellie Bobby Brown's a grown ass woman, a grown ass woman. 1513 01:11:41.920 --> 01:11:45.039 She's like, she has adopted child. Now she's had a kid, 1514 01:11:45.119 --> 01:11:46.960 and she's a married woman. That's crazy. What kind of 1515 01:11:47.000 --> 01:11:47.319 kid is it? 1516 01:11:47.760 --> 01:11:48.880 Probably Cambodian or some ship. 1517 01:11:48.920 --> 01:11:51.920 You know they be doing Cambodian. Yeah, those are the 1518 01:11:52.279 --> 01:11:56.319 best tasting ones. All right, Well, I'm gonna move on, 1519 01:11:56.720 --> 01:12:00.640 move on, Now, where's Angelina Julie from a she British guys, 1520 01:12:00.680 --> 01:12:01.159 have you seen? 1521 01:12:01.960 --> 01:12:04.039 I don't know what the fun because apparently she's John 1522 01:12:04.079 --> 01:12:05.359 Voight's daughter. 1523 01:12:05.760 --> 01:12:07.720 Excuse me, that is true. Yeah, that is true. 1524 01:12:07.840 --> 01:12:12.840 Like that's just biologically Yeah, yeah, that's true. Apparently excuse me, yes, 1525 01:12:12.920 --> 01:12:15.239 what do you Why was that never a thing brought up? 1526 01:12:15.359 --> 01:12:15.560 Ever? 1527 01:12:16.560 --> 01:12:19.359 John forty John Boyd's not relevant, like who cares? 1528 01:12:19.640 --> 01:12:21.880 But when she came out, when she first became an 1529 01:12:21.880 --> 01:12:24.399 actress when we were children, that might have been more relevant. 1530 01:12:24.439 --> 01:12:26.079 Yeah, but like we were children, he probably just didn't 1531 01:12:26.119 --> 01:12:28.760 know because we didn't care, Like, yeah, I think you 1532 01:12:28.800 --> 01:12:31.399 think a child cares who John Voyd is in the nineties. 1533 01:12:31.479 --> 01:12:31.880 That's true. 1534 01:12:31.920 --> 01:12:36.560 I did because he was like, what was it? Varsity Blues? 1535 01:12:37.239 --> 01:12:37.520 Like it was. 1536 01:12:37.600 --> 01:12:40.479 It was one of my first like dealings with symbolism 1537 01:12:40.880 --> 01:12:43.680 because the first shot, and this is in a teen film, 1538 01:12:44.279 --> 01:12:47.079 the first shot of him is him like quieting like 1539 01:12:47.359 --> 01:12:49.399 the rally, but he looks like he's doing a fucking 1540 01:12:49.720 --> 01:12:53.479 Nazi salute and it's like, oh, this guy is gonna 1541 01:12:53.520 --> 01:12:55.880 say he's like racily He's like it was like. 1542 01:12:55.920 --> 01:12:56.560 It was like my thing. 1543 01:12:56.680 --> 01:13:00.680 It was like completely awesome. He ruled miss some so much. 1544 01:13:01.600 --> 01:13:04.920 Dude, have you guys seen I had a really religious 1545 01:13:04.960 --> 01:13:09.640 experience on Thanksgiving? Do you guys are you familiar with 1546 01:13:09.720 --> 01:13:10.479 the film Jack? 1547 01:13:11.760 --> 01:13:14.159 Yeah, Robin Williams, right, yeah, I saw in the theater. 1548 01:13:14.479 --> 01:13:17.039 You saw that movie? I saw the theater, yo, the 1549 01:13:17.119 --> 01:13:23.119 first of all. That's crazy that while I don't know himself, 1550 01:13:23.159 --> 01:13:25.760 he went to at like fucking seven. 1551 01:13:25.880 --> 01:13:29.039 I was way too young by myself, but I did anyway, dude. 1552 01:13:29.039 --> 01:13:29.840 It was great that. 1553 01:13:30.800 --> 01:13:34.359 So my parents had that VHS forever and I always 1554 01:13:35.159 --> 01:13:37.479 I watched pretty much all of our movies, but that 1555 01:13:37.600 --> 01:13:38.520 was the one where I looked at it and I 1556 01:13:38.600 --> 01:13:40.159 was like, I saw the cover of it, and it's 1557 01:13:40.199 --> 01:13:42.439 like Robert Williams in the fucking shirt. He's like if 1558 01:13:42.479 --> 01:13:43.920 you get out of the shirt, and I'm like, no, 1559 01:13:44.119 --> 01:13:47.319 I can't even express to you how incurious I am 1560 01:13:47.800 --> 01:13:50.880 about this movie. Like I have no curiosity whatsoever. This 1561 01:13:51.000 --> 01:13:54.159 looks so deeply unappeeling to me. I'm not gonna watch it. 1562 01:13:55.159 --> 01:13:58.079 I've never seen it after that, right. 1563 01:13:58.119 --> 01:14:01.039 It's not It's not like a rewatchable fucking film. And 1564 01:14:01.199 --> 01:14:03.319 so I was hanging out with Gabby and my friend 1565 01:14:03.359 --> 01:14:06.840 Gabby on Thanksgiving. We were just we were just watching 1566 01:14:06.880 --> 01:14:10.079 a bunch of bullshit. We're watching like Muppets, like Muppets 1567 01:14:10.079 --> 01:14:12.159 Thanksgiving and those kinds of things on the Christmas Carl 1568 01:14:12.159 --> 01:14:14.399 and then we were just like looking scrolling on Disney Plus. 1569 01:14:14.479 --> 01:14:16.479 We saw Jack and I was like, I've always seen 1570 01:14:16.560 --> 01:14:19.319 this movie and I've never bothered with it. 1571 01:14:20.119 --> 01:14:22.159 Let's let's see what this is. Oh did it? Because 1572 01:14:22.159 --> 01:14:25.479 I was just curious. Dude. 1573 01:14:26.119 --> 01:14:31.479 Immediately it's immediately scary because Rob Williams collapses on the ground. 1574 01:14:31.640 --> 01:14:37.680 He starts crying, and then fucking Bill Cosby. Bill Cosby 1575 01:14:37.800 --> 01:14:40.479 swoops in from stage left and you're like, immediately. 1576 01:14:40.119 --> 01:14:51.119 Like wow, he puts it in his eye. Dude. 1577 01:14:51.239 --> 01:14:53.039 It is weird that the opening of the movie is 1578 01:14:53.159 --> 01:14:58.000 literally everything about this movie. I was I was losing 1579 01:14:58.079 --> 01:15:01.319 my mind because the people so like Bill Cosby, like 1580 01:15:01.479 --> 01:15:03.439 he's nursing it and he's like, oh, you fell, And 1581 01:15:03.560 --> 01:15:06.720 then Rob Williams pulled pulls Bill. 1582 01:15:06.640 --> 01:15:08.560 Cosby's pants down. This is real. 1583 01:15:09.039 --> 01:15:11.720 And then and he's laughing about it because he's so 1584 01:15:11.880 --> 01:15:13.119 For those of you who don't know Jack is like, 1585 01:15:13.199 --> 01:15:15.439 it's it's Robin Williams. He's forty years old, but he's 1586 01:15:15.479 --> 01:15:18.319 a ten year old boy. Yeah, No, he's just he's 1587 01:15:18.399 --> 01:15:21.399 just aging. He's stupid quick. He's like Pagermian but not 1588 01:15:21.680 --> 01:15:24.039 he's got like reverse Benjamin Button. But like it was quick, 1589 01:15:24.439 --> 01:15:32.840 so agent, yeah yeah yeah, but so he's like, that's 1590 01:15:32.880 --> 01:15:35.279 the premise, right, and then he goes to public school. 1591 01:15:35.800 --> 01:15:37.239 The fuck is that? By the way, you hear that 1592 01:15:38.239 --> 01:15:41.960 it's a vacuum anyway, like an old wooden chip. 1593 01:15:43.079 --> 01:15:44.439 It sounds it sounds like they're building. 1594 01:15:44.439 --> 01:15:47.600 It's hunting Jack Sparrow or something. It's going up there anyway, 1595 01:15:49.560 --> 01:15:50.560 That is crazy. 1596 01:15:51.920 --> 01:15:54.319 I think you should shoo, should be unloaded into the roof. 1597 01:15:58.920 --> 01:16:00.279 The that. 1598 01:16:00.439 --> 01:16:01.800 This is really throwing me off for some reason. 1599 01:16:02.119 --> 01:16:05.079 But so Bill Cosby's there and they was like, okay, whatever, 1600 01:16:05.119 --> 01:16:07.600 that that's that's funny. They didn't know the context obviously, 1601 01:16:07.720 --> 01:16:09.439 so like, I mean, this is just a funny look. 1602 01:16:09.800 --> 01:16:11.279 And then he goes to school and then his teacher 1603 01:16:11.359 --> 01:16:13.640 is like Jennifer Lopez and I'm like, what the fuck 1604 01:16:13.680 --> 01:16:14.960 are all you? And then I found I looked it 1605 01:16:15.039 --> 01:16:17.399 up and it's a movie by Francis Ford fucking Coppola. 1606 01:16:17.760 --> 01:16:17.960 Yeah. 1607 01:16:17.960 --> 01:16:19.159 They thought it was gonna be Oscar. 1608 01:16:19.000 --> 01:16:20.279 And I was like, what the fuck is it? 1609 01:16:20.760 --> 01:16:20.800 So? 1610 01:16:21.079 --> 01:16:24.119 J Lo was in this movie and then he goes 1611 01:16:24.960 --> 01:16:27.880 there's a scene where he like goes to like a 1612 01:16:28.000 --> 01:16:31.840 bar and is molested by Fran Dresher. 1613 01:16:32.600 --> 01:16:34.840 I mean, w molestation. But I can't believe I don't 1614 01:16:34.840 --> 01:16:35.840 remember that it is true. 1615 01:16:35.880 --> 01:16:38.039 So she's making out with him, but he's a child, 1616 01:16:38.159 --> 01:16:44.560 he's you know, and it's like I can't believe whetle mustation. 1617 01:16:44.680 --> 01:16:46.000 You know, he doesn't have a heart attack. 1618 01:16:45.760 --> 01:16:47.359 And he tumbles down the stairs and it's a mega 1619 01:16:47.399 --> 01:16:49.199 funny he die, No, no, he doesn't die. 1620 01:16:49.279 --> 01:16:51.520 Hey, you listening to me? Most I'm gonna have a 1621 01:16:51.560 --> 01:16:55.880 hear attack. Go go, gadget heard me down there? It's 1622 01:16:55.880 --> 01:16:57.399 not a lamp. What are you doing? What are you doing? 1623 01:16:57.479 --> 01:16:57.760 What are you? 1624 01:16:59.479 --> 01:17:03.000 Mister? Missed the way? 1625 01:17:03.000 --> 01:17:05.359 How was she saying? Again, Fran dress? How does she sound? 1626 01:17:05.560 --> 01:17:11.159 I missed the rapping Williams. I don't know, mister Sheffield. 1627 01:17:13.520 --> 01:17:16.239 I did have a crushounder for I would I would 1628 01:17:16.239 --> 01:17:16.880 have knocked that down. 1629 01:17:16.960 --> 01:17:19.840 Absolutely. She's an attractive older woman. But like, who was 1630 01:17:19.880 --> 01:17:23.600 in that movie? Just confusing people like like that's nineties. 1631 01:17:23.680 --> 01:17:25.600 J J was a teacher. 1632 01:17:26.399 --> 01:17:27.960 Yeah, she's a teacher and at first I was like, 1633 01:17:28.079 --> 01:17:32.000 is that I can't. This is not Jen Lopez. She's 1634 01:17:32.039 --> 01:17:34.680 like like Brunette or like something in the movie. So 1635 01:17:34.760 --> 01:17:37.760 it's like but like it's it's just just Robin Williams, 1636 01:17:37.840 --> 01:17:42.720 Bill Cosby, Jennifer Lopez, Francis Ford Coppla, and fran Dresher 1637 01:17:42.800 --> 01:17:44.520 in this fucking fever dream of a movie. 1638 01:17:44.800 --> 01:17:45.399 I just couldn't. 1639 01:17:45.399 --> 01:17:47.479 I was losing my mind every single because I would 1640 01:17:47.479 --> 01:17:49.760 skim through it. I missed most of the context. They 1641 01:17:49.920 --> 01:17:52.560 they're in a they're in a fucking treehouse at one 1642 01:17:52.640 --> 01:17:55.520 scene and they're like falling through like the treehouses crumbling 1643 01:17:56.039 --> 01:17:59.239 and it's falling for like what feels like five straight minutes, 1644 01:17:59.560 --> 01:18:01.359 but it's only only like twenty feet off the ground. 1645 01:18:01.399 --> 01:18:05.359 Maybe it feels ridiculous. I can't believe it's a real movie. 1646 01:18:05.680 --> 01:18:08.319 Yeah. By Francis Ford Coppola. Yeah, that is crazy. 1647 01:18:08.439 --> 01:18:11.840 That clearly they think you got Robin Williams stud Yeah 1648 01:18:11.920 --> 01:18:15.920 you're thinking, oh, he's not retarded, but he's retarded adjacent. 1649 01:18:16.039 --> 01:18:17.199 That should usually get you like. 1650 01:18:17.239 --> 01:18:20.159 Some times, right, right, he's retarded Jason, Yeah, which that's 1651 01:18:20.199 --> 01:18:23.239 get you nod right, at least it not maybe we'll 1652 01:18:23.359 --> 01:18:27.359 actually get it which is Look, I love that, I 1653 01:18:28.359 --> 01:18:29.319 that I love that that. 1654 01:18:29.520 --> 01:18:32.039 Yeah, that's what's so funny about that bit like this 1655 01:18:32.159 --> 01:18:34.159 is crazy that I think that movie is such a 1656 01:18:34.199 --> 01:18:36.119 good movie. It's insane, it's such a fun movie. But 1657 01:18:36.199 --> 01:18:39.279 the problem is that that movie is it the wrong 1658 01:18:39.359 --> 01:18:41.399 people saw it? I think, what do you mean? It's 1659 01:18:41.439 --> 01:18:44.520 like because I think, I think, I think, I think 1660 01:18:44.960 --> 01:18:47.720 like traffic thin, it came out the right time exactly, 1661 01:18:47.800 --> 01:18:49.279 and it just it was like, oh, well. 1662 01:18:49.199 --> 01:18:50.439 This is like is where it is? 1663 01:18:51.680 --> 01:18:53.479 That's where it ended. Kind of Yeah, the wrong people 1664 01:18:53.479 --> 01:18:53.680 saw it. 1665 01:18:53.720 --> 01:18:54.319 What do you mean by that? 1666 01:18:54.880 --> 01:18:57.359 The white people got like, oh, he's doing like well, 1667 01:18:57.399 --> 01:18:59.520 I think the wrong people got to it unfortunately, because 1668 01:18:59.520 --> 01:19:02.319 it's like usually bluff. He's like, no, he's not doing blackface. 1669 01:19:02.680 --> 01:19:06.319 He's playing an actor who's playing an actor that thinks 1670 01:19:06.359 --> 01:19:09.039 it's okay to do something like that. Well, kikeson, I 1671 01:19:09.079 --> 01:19:09.439 mean it is. 1672 01:19:10.319 --> 01:19:12.359 No, it's not just deeper than that. It's deeper layers. 1673 01:19:12.399 --> 01:19:14.039 It's deeper, but it is what it is. It's just 1674 01:19:14.079 --> 01:19:16.880 not nefarious, right, It's is not nefarious. It's the context 1675 01:19:16.920 --> 01:19:20.800 of black face changes. It's hilarious, but it is blackface. Yeah, whatever, man, 1676 01:19:20.800 --> 01:19:23.039 I guess what you mean? You guess it's a job. 1677 01:19:24.000 --> 01:19:25.720 He played a part better than what's his name for 1678 01:19:25.960 --> 01:19:29.159 al Pacino? What Pacino? 1679 01:19:29.279 --> 01:19:29.439 Yeah? 1680 01:19:29.600 --> 01:19:31.960 Oh? They guy? The guy? Yeah yeah. 1681 01:19:32.840 --> 01:19:36.600 Anyway, let's see what do we got here? What do 1682 01:19:36.720 --> 01:19:37.199 we got here? 1683 01:19:37.239 --> 01:19:37.359 Oh? 1684 01:19:37.479 --> 01:19:41.880 This time senior Spicy Wien rodiesas hey neighbors. With the 1685 01:19:41.960 --> 01:19:44.920 festive season, it had me thinking, what's the best Christmas song? 1686 01:19:45.600 --> 01:19:48.319 Thanks guys, Happy holidays. I'll tell you what the worst. 1687 01:19:49.319 --> 01:19:51.720 But I know what the worst one is. Santa Baby. 1688 01:19:53.239 --> 01:19:56.119 Santa Baby is the worst Christmas song. I guess bum 1689 01:19:56.279 --> 01:19:58.279 is it is the worst one. Also, I hate that 1690 01:19:58.399 --> 01:19:58.920 fucking song. 1691 01:19:59.039 --> 01:20:01.359 I actually don't hate crits music really at all, but 1692 01:20:01.479 --> 01:20:03.359 I don't. I don't like I don't play it. 1693 01:20:03.800 --> 01:20:05.199 No, I mean, why would you play it? It's it's 1694 01:20:05.279 --> 01:20:07.520 it's for festive reasons, but you play it at like 1695 01:20:07.520 --> 01:20:08.159 a Christmas party. 1696 01:20:08.199 --> 01:20:10.039 I'm not happy, why but I play christal music. 1697 01:20:10.520 --> 01:20:12.199 Carol the Bells is the best one, by the way. 1698 01:20:12.760 --> 01:20:14.520 That's I mean, it's a good it's good. I think 1699 01:20:14.560 --> 01:20:17.560 he's like Carol the Bell's rips. It's kind of creepy though, Yeah, 1700 01:20:17.600 --> 01:20:19.640 that's why I love it. It's like Halloween adjacent. 1701 01:20:20.039 --> 01:20:23.760 Yeah, I'm gonna find this one song that it's these 1702 01:20:23.840 --> 01:20:26.800 two here it is. Yeah, I don't know who these freaks, 1703 01:20:26.840 --> 01:20:33.680 Who these kids Wendy Wilson and Cardney, I don't know anyway, 1704 01:20:34.479 --> 01:20:37.680 these two fucking chicks singing a song called Hey Santa. 1705 01:20:37.760 --> 01:20:39.600 This is the worst fucking song that looks like fucking 1706 01:20:39.800 --> 01:20:41.039 Phoebe from Friends or something. 1707 01:20:41.279 --> 01:20:44.880 Yeah, they have a so called Santa. Yeah, and it 1708 01:20:45.000 --> 01:20:47.800 was playing when I worked at Kohl's. Oh, it's always retail. 1709 01:20:48.000 --> 01:20:51.079 Over its retail. They they'll fuck your Christmas season. 1710 01:20:51.439 --> 01:20:53.960 Almost broke my work. Can that Starbucks doing Christmas? 1711 01:20:58.399 --> 01:20:58.640 Dude? 1712 01:21:00.159 --> 01:21:02.159 You like, I don't hate that song, but like it's 1713 01:21:02.239 --> 01:21:04.840 that song, my cock. 1714 01:21:05.560 --> 01:21:11.279 That's classics, classic, classic, And I was like, well, here's 1715 01:21:11.359 --> 01:21:13.079 this new form of media. Great. 1716 01:21:13.359 --> 01:21:16.479 My favorite video back in the day was some It 1717 01:21:16.600 --> 01:21:20.279 was obviously a bit what some girl in a wheelchair. 1718 01:21:20.760 --> 01:21:22.960 You know, she was like pretending, you know, she was 1719 01:21:23.000 --> 01:21:25.520 gonna like do a fucking like a karaoke to it, 1720 01:21:25.840 --> 01:21:27.720 and then oh, it was the wrong version, so she 1721 01:21:27.800 --> 01:21:29.439 hurry up and turns it off, and I'm like, bitch, 1722 01:21:29.479 --> 01:21:30.560 you knew exactly what it was. 1723 01:21:30.760 --> 01:21:31.479 But it was so funny. 1724 01:21:31.520 --> 01:21:33.760 Yeah, my favorite. My favorite bit is here we Go. 1725 01:21:39.720 --> 01:21:43.279 You can see making it up in my favorite live 1726 01:21:43.399 --> 01:21:47.279 my way Through. My favorite song is Noel though no 1727 01:21:47.680 --> 01:21:51.960 really no, not bad, It's okay. Those are so raised 1728 01:21:51.960 --> 01:21:54.319 by a relic. So that's why I like songs like that. 1729 01:21:54.600 --> 01:21:56.600 That's true, But that's like my favorite song is it's 1730 01:21:56.640 --> 01:21:59.039 like my favorite always your favorite artist Jimmy Duranty. 1731 01:22:00.079 --> 01:22:02.239 Really I really really love Marvin Gay. It was like, 1732 01:22:02.319 --> 01:22:06.199 what the fuck you're nine? He's like the big nose 1733 01:22:06.199 --> 01:22:09.720 guy who went cho what the fuck? I didn't even 1734 01:22:09.760 --> 01:22:17.680 know that. Oh god, I don't I'm not now no no. 1735 01:22:18.119 --> 01:22:20.960 Then there's like Dominic the Donkey, that song Dominic the 1736 01:22:21.000 --> 01:22:22.560 fucking Christmas. I learned about that one. 1737 01:22:22.720 --> 01:22:26.079 I learned about that like maybe in the last like 1738 01:22:26.239 --> 01:22:29.039 six years, seven years. I never encountered that song in 1739 01:22:29.079 --> 01:22:31.640 my life. Gabby told me about it, and I thought 1740 01:22:31.680 --> 01:22:37.479 she was lying to me for the longest time. I 1741 01:22:37.800 --> 01:22:40.760 don't even remember. I think, is that actually actually it's 1742 01:22:41.000 --> 01:22:46.520 just fucking abysmal. He looks scared, like Paddy, Damn, my 1743 01:22:46.560 --> 01:22:49.479 phone's dead. You're like padding for fucking real shirt. I 1744 01:22:49.600 --> 01:22:51.399 was looking for like I was looking for my my 1745 01:22:51.520 --> 01:22:57.640 grounding item. Dude, I hate that dominic. The Christmas donkey I. 1746 01:22:57.720 --> 01:22:58.439 Like, I don't like the. 1747 01:23:00.880 --> 01:23:03.479 I like the Ariana uh and Santa Baby. 1748 01:23:04.000 --> 01:23:06.000 I just hate Santa Baby in general. It's too horny 1749 01:23:06.039 --> 01:23:08.760 for Christmas. I don't like I don't like Christmas being horny. 1750 01:23:09.520 --> 01:23:12.159 I like Santa getting pussy. I actually I don't like it. 1751 01:23:12.399 --> 01:23:14.359 It's like kissing Santa Claus or whatever. 1752 01:23:14.399 --> 01:23:16.359 The it is, like, get the fun, get you're debauchery 1753 01:23:16.359 --> 01:23:16.720 out of here. 1754 01:23:16.800 --> 01:23:17.600 It's very horny. 1755 01:23:17.640 --> 01:23:19.720 But that's that's just that's all they got, man, that's 1756 01:23:19.720 --> 01:23:21.600 the only what do you mean, it's the only out 1757 01:23:21.640 --> 01:23:24.960 there because their husband sucked dick. They like hopefully this 1758 01:23:25.199 --> 01:23:27.239 one day of the year a man comes at It's. 1759 01:23:27.079 --> 01:23:30.600 Just it's just the way to say, Santa Baby, fuck 1760 01:23:30.760 --> 01:23:32.920 my pussy till it falls out. 1761 01:23:33.640 --> 01:23:36.640 It's like he stopped. I don't I appreciate this. 1762 01:23:36.800 --> 01:23:38.880 Man giving me toys. Man he needs, he gets he 1763 01:23:38.960 --> 01:23:40.239 used to get some pussy in exchange. 1764 01:23:40.319 --> 01:23:43.399 Exactly, he wouldn't find my dad and milk and cookies, 1765 01:23:43.880 --> 01:23:47.119 give give my mom something, you know, like imagine, imagine 1766 01:23:47.119 --> 01:23:48.720 you're you're grinding millions of kids. 1767 01:23:48.760 --> 01:23:51.520 Whatever the fuck. And then it's just like how many 1768 01:23:51.600 --> 01:23:54.039 milk and cookies, like why don't there be one pussy 1769 01:23:54.279 --> 01:23:56.840 on the table And he's like, oh, ho. 1770 01:23:56.960 --> 01:24:00.960 Ho ho, and he go in there. You hear you 1771 01:24:01.039 --> 01:24:07.239 hear Santa laying drilled down on you know, and walk 1772 01:24:07.319 --> 01:24:09.960 downstairs and your mother is fucking bet like a fucking 1773 01:24:10.079 --> 01:24:17.319 pretzel under the sink. You're like, oh, ship, I I 1774 01:24:17.399 --> 01:24:19.159 got new I got a new PlayStation. I guess I 1775 01:24:19.199 --> 01:24:22.880 don't know. I don't like it. I just I think 1776 01:24:22.960 --> 01:24:25.760 someone that works that heart definitely deserves the prize. Yeah, 1777 01:24:26.199 --> 01:24:26.920 milking cookies. 1778 01:24:26.960 --> 01:24:29.560 I think Nicholas is uh pretty cool leaving milking cookies 1779 01:24:29.600 --> 01:24:31.279 after him? What the the milks are warm? 1780 01:24:31.319 --> 01:24:32.439 And ship? He's like, what the fuck? 1781 01:24:32.479 --> 01:24:37.159 Fuck these hurdled I would act if Yeah, it's been 1782 01:24:37.199 --> 01:24:40.319 out so long, It's like, man, fuck these people. They 1783 01:24:40.319 --> 01:24:42.439 couldn't even just like leave it out at the last 1784 01:24:42.520 --> 01:24:43.680 minute before they go to bed. 1785 01:24:44.319 --> 01:24:50.600 Three weeks in advance. How busy could you be? What 1786 01:24:50.800 --> 01:24:55.039 the hell? Man? They're not even home? Fucking thanks job. 1787 01:24:55.239 --> 01:24:56.640 This sucks? Why do I do this? 1788 01:24:56.920 --> 01:24:58.159 What am I even getting out of this? 1789 01:24:59.600 --> 01:25:02.479 Ye? He's like, is he Santa? Is he like fucking like? 1790 01:25:02.640 --> 01:25:05.039 Uh? I think he does that of love he's bound 1791 01:25:05.359 --> 01:25:05.840 by something. 1792 01:25:06.319 --> 01:25:10.920 There's a pack creature and what he keeps living, he 1793 01:25:10.960 --> 01:25:11.840 probably keeps living. 1794 01:25:12.079 --> 01:25:12.640 He has to do that. 1795 01:25:12.920 --> 01:25:15.399 Yeah, he made a pact with like a demon or something. Yeah, 1796 01:25:15.439 --> 01:25:17.319 it's just like he's got like he he'll live forever, 1797 01:25:18.079 --> 01:25:21.199 he has eternal life. But on Christmas, he's got he's 1798 01:25:21.680 --> 01:25:25.359 gonna be worked like he's got dog. He's got delivered 1799 01:25:25.399 --> 01:25:27.680 presents to billions of people in like the span of 1800 01:25:27.800 --> 01:25:32.520 like five hours on total darkness. Still, that's a lot 1801 01:25:32.560 --> 01:25:35.000 of like a couple maybe like two billion, three billions, 1802 01:25:35.199 --> 01:25:35.720 two three. 1803 01:25:35.600 --> 01:25:37.039 Billy who whatever the what is it? 1804 01:25:37.119 --> 01:25:38.359 Let's see what is Christians? 1805 01:25:39.279 --> 01:25:42.279 Well, yeah, and then he gets into denominations, right, Catholics, 1806 01:25:42.800 --> 01:25:45.760 I mean I will everything that's I love Catholic. 1807 01:25:45.600 --> 01:25:48.680 Everything that has Jesus as a center, that has or 1808 01:25:48.840 --> 01:25:53.279 like yeah, the that God. Yeah, Johova, whoever you want 1809 01:25:53.319 --> 01:25:56.039 to call you. I don't think Christmas. 1810 01:25:56.800 --> 01:25:57.239 What do you say? 1811 01:25:57.399 --> 01:25:58.920 I don't think celeb Christmas? Ormons? 1812 01:25:59.439 --> 01:26:00.720 Mormons? Are you sure? 1813 01:26:00.800 --> 01:26:02.239 I don't think they do. I could be wrong. I 1814 01:26:02.319 --> 01:26:03.039 feel like they would. 1815 01:26:03.079 --> 01:26:06.000 I feel like they must. Right, I'll look that up first. 1816 01:26:06.479 --> 01:26:11.640 Do Mormons celebrate Christmas? No? Stupid? No, stupid? 1817 01:26:12.039 --> 01:26:15.760 Yes, the Church of Latter Day Saints celebrate Christmas. 1818 01:26:15.840 --> 01:26:18.079 Yeah, oh, it's right. They renamed themselves Chris. 1819 01:26:18.119 --> 01:26:20.079 Yeah, the Latter Day Saints because I don't know why 1820 01:26:20.239 --> 01:26:23.079 they didn't like being called Mormons or whatever. The Latter 1821 01:26:23.199 --> 01:26:25.319 Day I don't even know what that is me neither, 1822 01:26:25.359 --> 01:26:26.319 because I was like stupid. 1823 01:26:26.359 --> 01:26:28.159 The Laturdays is probably the Late Saints. 1824 01:26:29.640 --> 01:26:31.520 Or the later like the Later Day Saints. I guess 1825 01:26:31.560 --> 01:26:32.319 that doesn't make sense. 1826 01:26:32.359 --> 01:26:35.279 Mormons are like new the newest brand of Christian Oh. 1827 01:26:35.239 --> 01:26:36.439 That makes a lot of sense. 1828 01:26:36.600 --> 01:26:37.600 What the fuck? There you go? 1829 01:26:37.760 --> 01:26:39.800 That makes perfect. That's like one of the rare instances 1830 01:26:39.800 --> 01:26:42.960 where I'm like, oh, like literally means that the language 1831 01:26:43.039 --> 01:26:45.920 phonetically like actually does translate into something that makes sense. 1832 01:26:46.000 --> 01:26:47.560 First time I heard that, I thought they were just 1833 01:26:47.640 --> 01:26:48.960 like they would spend all day. 1834 01:26:48.880 --> 01:26:49.880 On a ladder. 1835 01:26:49.960 --> 01:26:51.439 Me too, That's what I thought too. I thought they would. 1836 01:26:51.560 --> 01:26:56.760 I thought they walked around on ladders. It's a Latter 1837 01:26:56.840 --> 01:27:01.439 Day everybody, It's ladder day. 1838 01:27:01.439 --> 01:27:01.880 Everybody. 1839 01:27:01.920 --> 01:27:03.960 Climb your ladders, climb your Christmas ladder? 1840 01:27:04.439 --> 01:27:05.920 How long I think I die before it? Like if 1841 01:27:05.960 --> 01:27:08.479 I rip my chest open? How long if you if 1842 01:27:08.520 --> 01:27:09.640 you rip your say something like this? 1843 01:27:09.760 --> 01:27:12.119 Yeah, but how quickly would you die blood it would 1844 01:27:12.119 --> 01:27:15.840 take It would take about thirteen seconds, two minutes. 1845 01:27:15.840 --> 01:27:16.479 I don't know about that. 1846 01:27:16.800 --> 01:27:18.720 You'd be done, are you you would? Your blood pressure 1847 01:27:18.720 --> 01:27:21.319 would drop so quick yeah? Okay, yeah, yeah you could. 1848 01:27:21.600 --> 01:27:24.760 You would actually probably lose consciousness pretty fucking quickly, and 1849 01:27:24.840 --> 01:27:25.600 then you would die. 1850 01:27:25.560 --> 01:27:26.199 While you were gone. 1851 01:27:26.279 --> 01:27:29.159 Completing a bit is really impressive. Like completing it, like doing. 1852 01:27:29.039 --> 01:27:31.840 That and then making it flap once and you'd have 1853 01:27:31.880 --> 01:27:34.319 to build like one of those like hydraulic like Iron 1854 01:27:34.399 --> 01:27:34.960 Man kind. 1855 01:27:34.800 --> 01:27:39.560 Of suits like that make you do it? Yeah? Can 1856 01:27:39.640 --> 01:27:39.880 you like? 1857 01:27:43.399 --> 01:27:46.399 Yeah, if we get good, do you think you could 1858 01:27:47.560 --> 01:27:48.880 rip out your heart and present it? 1859 01:27:49.760 --> 01:27:53.760 No? No, no, you get really tired super fast, Like 1860 01:27:53.880 --> 01:27:56.119 the moment the moment you start moving it, you're like, 1861 01:27:56.239 --> 01:27:57.239 I'm really sleepy. 1862 01:28:00.600 --> 01:28:02.920 This is like a competition. I bet this exists overhere 1863 01:28:02.920 --> 01:28:03.279 in the world. 1864 01:28:06.479 --> 01:28:08.960 How long can you hold it with that before collapsing? 1865 01:28:13.079 --> 01:28:20.600 Are you ready? Are you ready? One? People are watching this, 1866 01:28:21.279 --> 01:28:25.279 People are going there, are taking their days off work 1867 01:28:25.359 --> 01:28:28.960 to watch this. Like what the am I seeing? Someone's 1868 01:28:29.000 --> 01:28:31.439 like ready, he's like really everything I trained all month 1869 01:28:31.520 --> 01:28:36.800 for this, trained all month, his mom, his mother, His 1870 01:28:37.000 --> 01:28:40.520 mother's in the crowd. His kid. One of his son's like, 1871 01:28:40.600 --> 01:28:43.199 this is really stupid, right, It's like, shut up, shut 1872 01:28:43.279 --> 01:28:43.640 up a fist. 1873 01:28:45.720 --> 01:28:46.960 I got, I got it so much money. 1874 01:28:49.840 --> 01:28:51.760 And he dies, doesn't even get his hand on his 1875 01:28:51.840 --> 01:28:57.079 own shelf. You ruined my parlet. Fuck that's he doesn't 1876 01:28:57.119 --> 01:28:58.840 get it. I bet my house. 1877 01:29:02.680 --> 01:29:03.439 His chest. 1878 01:29:08.279 --> 01:29:12.039 People were like excited. You are watching people be like, 1879 01:29:12.199 --> 01:29:15.640 oh this is awesome. Everybody's so happy. There's like vendor's 1880 01:29:15.680 --> 01:29:19.960 throwing around like fucking bags and peanuts. And what I 1881 01:29:20.199 --> 01:29:23.359 like is that like the champion could never defend his belt, 1882 01:29:26.359 --> 01:29:30.399 Like yeah, there's no champion, there's just the new winner 1883 01:29:30.520 --> 01:29:34.640 where going on? This is really fucking Why are you 1884 01:29:34.720 --> 01:29:38.319 guys doing this? Ebody doing this? You know it would 1885 01:29:38.359 --> 01:29:40.239 be goodest thing I've ever heard. 1886 01:29:40.800 --> 01:29:44.680 That one guy from uh Indiana too could be the champion, 1887 01:29:45.399 --> 01:29:47.199 not the calling mall guy, but the guy that got 1888 01:29:47.239 --> 01:29:48.359 it done to because. 1889 01:29:48.119 --> 01:29:50.319 He survived for quite a bit without his heart beating 1890 01:29:50.319 --> 01:29:52.520 in his chest. That is true, but I think that's 1891 01:29:52.600 --> 01:29:55.560 because someone did it to him. I think doing it 1892 01:29:55.640 --> 01:30:00.159 to yourself. It's like there's different training regimens, there's like 1893 01:30:00.199 --> 01:30:04.039 different trading records entirely, Like you said, need the same 1894 01:30:04.199 --> 01:30:07.920 kind of strength explosivity. No, you need explosivity, you need string, 1895 01:30:08.560 --> 01:30:11.279 you need like stamping up like Luca, Like you gotta 1896 01:30:11.319 --> 01:30:13.439 trip with Luca, Don Lucas like trading you had to 1897 01:30:13.479 --> 01:30:15.439 do it. He's like, look now I want Bron. He's 1898 01:30:16.159 --> 01:30:19.119 he's like strong, so he's like working, he's got those 1899 01:30:19.159 --> 01:30:21.760 things that's brought like the Lebron's last game is that 1900 01:30:21.960 --> 01:30:24.439 he goes in the middle of the Staples Center or 1901 01:30:24.520 --> 01:30:25.439 the Crypto Center. 1902 01:30:27.279 --> 01:30:31.119 Crypto dot com dot stop that it angers. 1903 01:30:30.840 --> 01:30:34.920 Me, like what presents your city crazy? That's saying you're dumb. 1904 01:30:35.319 --> 01:30:37.600 But that long like that, do we have that in 1905 01:30:37.680 --> 01:30:42.119 New York yet? No? Like a crypto stadium. They changed 1906 01:30:42.199 --> 01:30:45.079 Madison Square Garden to the Crypto Garden. 1907 01:30:45.319 --> 01:30:47.720 The Bitcoin Arena, Big coin. 1908 01:30:47.600 --> 01:30:57.000 Square, Bigcoin Square, Bigcoin. It's not even fucking Claver at all. 1909 01:30:59.079 --> 01:31:07.680 Bitcoins where brilliant. Someone called second City. Now, oh my god, dude, 1910 01:31:07.960 --> 01:31:12.439 they ripped their hearts out. All right, go ahead, guys, 1911 01:31:12.640 --> 01:31:15.479 uh so, well, first game of the championship. Let's go. 1912 01:31:15.720 --> 01:31:17.640 And you see all the Nicks walk up to each other. 1913 01:31:18.159 --> 01:31:21.319 They wave one final goodbye to their family. He looks 1914 01:31:21.439 --> 01:31:27.600 right at his wife. It goes j holy ship. That 1915 01:31:27.760 --> 01:31:29.880 was a waste of life. That was that was an 1916 01:31:29.920 --> 01:31:32.720 extreme waste of human existing. Wait what is Karl Anthony 1917 01:31:32.800 --> 01:31:37.039 Towns doing? Oh my god, Oh my god, he's still alive. 1918 01:31:37.159 --> 01:31:38.880 He's taking steps, he's just. 1919 01:31:42.520 --> 01:31:44.399 And then they're like, damn, you would have been good 1920 01:31:44.479 --> 01:31:45.000 in the league. 1921 01:31:45.760 --> 01:31:48.479 Have been good in the heart Rippers. This guy would 1922 01:31:48.479 --> 01:31:50.399 have got This guy would have probably taken at least 1923 01:31:50.399 --> 01:31:51.920 forced them to they rip his heart out. He had 1924 01:31:51.960 --> 01:31:52.560 the right trader. 1925 01:31:52.880 --> 01:31:55.640 What is the what is the association? What is the 1926 01:31:55.760 --> 01:31:58.319 league called the Heart Rippers Association? 1927 01:31:58.520 --> 01:32:00.359 The the r H what it was? 1928 01:32:00.439 --> 01:32:00.479 What? 1929 01:32:00.680 --> 01:32:02.239 What would you call it? What would you call that 1930 01:32:02.279 --> 01:32:07.960 sports organization? The Heart Ripping Federation, the Heart Ripping Federation, 1931 01:32:08.239 --> 01:32:10.119 the Heart Ripping Association. 1932 01:32:10.479 --> 01:32:12.479 Or the Heart Ripping League, the the r h L. 1933 01:32:15.279 --> 01:32:17.479 Imagine stumbling upon the hr L. 1934 01:32:18.479 --> 01:32:20.600 Oh, what the hell am I saying? H? 1935 01:32:20.920 --> 01:32:23.640 Heart You're ripping heart League? Is what you're ripping? Hart? 1936 01:32:24.399 --> 01:32:27.520 Imagine stumbling upon like a game like, oh, yeah, my 1937 01:32:27.560 --> 01:32:29.600 friend just going to this random gig tonight. There's nothing 1938 01:32:29.640 --> 01:32:32.239 special in there. Some guy RiPPs his heart out and 1939 01:32:32.279 --> 01:32:34.560 everybody's like cheering, and you're just the one guy quiet. 1940 01:32:34.760 --> 01:32:37.640 Just I feel like I've been in situations like that. 1941 01:32:39.079 --> 01:32:42.840 I'm not heart ripping. I was like, what you go 1942 01:32:42.920 --> 01:32:44.439 to a show and you're like, what the fuck is 1943 01:32:44.520 --> 01:32:44.920 this show? 1944 01:32:45.640 --> 01:32:47.680 I have to crazy people? 1945 01:32:48.039 --> 01:32:50.680 Like I've been like at events where like something's happening 1946 01:32:50.720 --> 01:32:52.119 in a crazy guy's next to me and I'm like, 1947 01:32:52.159 --> 01:32:56.079 oh my god, you're fucking So you've been saying next 1948 01:32:56.119 --> 01:33:00.720 to somebody kind of like yeah, someone that's oh my god. 1949 01:33:00.880 --> 01:33:04.279 Somebody can try to get the husband from Honeymooners. 1950 01:33:04.359 --> 01:33:09.159 Yeah, the boss from Smiling where he slides across the 1951 01:33:09.239 --> 01:33:10.039 room and. 1952 01:33:10.079 --> 01:33:13.039 He's like, oh man, and I'm big, so I can't 1953 01:33:13.119 --> 01:33:15.039 just get away quickly, you know, like even if I'm 1954 01:33:15.039 --> 01:33:20.520 moving fast, there's too much of me. This killo. Smash smash, 1955 01:33:20.560 --> 01:33:22.960 that's what you're built for. Just smash them. Somebody's good. 1956 01:33:23.319 --> 01:33:28.840 Punch them? Why not? They're just asleep? You should why not? 1957 01:33:29.399 --> 01:33:29.760 All right? 1958 01:33:29.920 --> 01:33:34.760 So the heart ripper, the heart ripper or ripping. 1959 01:33:34.720 --> 01:33:36.600 Yeah, you can call them the hard rs too, like 1960 01:33:36.760 --> 01:33:37.920 they're like real rippers. 1961 01:33:38.640 --> 01:33:39.439 You'll watch the hard R. 1962 01:33:40.159 --> 01:33:43.880 It was like, oh my god, oh my excuse me, 1963 01:33:44.039 --> 01:33:46.439 googling what is a blunkin at work road? And he says, hey, 1964 01:33:46.479 --> 01:33:48.840 snark boys. Did you guys hear about cash Hotel's crash 1965 01:33:48.880 --> 01:33:51.119 out of or not finding a youth large size FBI 1966 01:33:51.279 --> 01:33:53.399 jacket so you could feel like a big strong guy 1967 01:33:54.079 --> 01:33:55.800 here if you used to get off of his plane 1968 01:33:56.000 --> 01:33:58.039 until they not only found a jacket for him, but 1969 01:33:58.079 --> 01:34:00.840 also decorated with Velco patches. I don't know how true 1970 01:34:00.880 --> 01:34:04.279 that is. I haven't heard about this. Would it surprised me? No, 1971 01:34:04.560 --> 01:34:07.000 it sounds so it sounds too ridiculous. 1972 01:34:06.840 --> 01:34:09.760 And it sounds too specific though that it could be real, 1973 01:34:10.079 --> 01:34:11.760 because like, why the fuck would you make that up? 1974 01:34:12.119 --> 01:34:15.119 Yeah, I could believe it. I don't you know what 1975 01:34:15.159 --> 01:34:17.479 I mean, because at this point I just don't believe 1976 01:34:17.520 --> 01:34:20.640 anything that people tell me or anything that I see. 1977 01:34:21.119 --> 01:34:22.560 But that would be mega funny. 1978 01:34:22.359 --> 01:34:22.880 If it's real. 1979 01:34:23.159 --> 01:34:24.840 I mean, is the kind of guy he is? He 1980 01:34:24.880 --> 01:34:27.920 has built like he has built like h let me 1981 01:34:28.000 --> 01:34:29.680 get the right association. 1982 01:34:29.920 --> 01:34:32.359 He's built like uh deep Roy. 1983 01:34:34.199 --> 01:34:39.000 Who I feel like kesh Pte. I don't get that reference. 1984 01:34:39.239 --> 01:34:42.279 I don't know either. I feel like could get pushed 1985 01:34:42.319 --> 01:34:45.079 over by Frodo you know, like Frodo could really put 1986 01:34:45.119 --> 01:34:46.439 body in him and put him to the floor. 1987 01:34:46.800 --> 01:34:55.680 He is at least bit intimidating, where he played the 1988 01:34:55.720 --> 01:34:58.159 Olops and the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory reboot movie. 1989 01:34:58.319 --> 01:34:58.840 Oh nice. 1990 01:35:01.640 --> 01:35:03.680 I don't know why I know that that is a 1991 01:35:03.800 --> 01:35:07.920 very very weird thing to know, you know. The I 1992 01:35:07.960 --> 01:35:10.399 think I think it was just fascinated by the fact 1993 01:35:10.439 --> 01:35:12.479 that they got somebody that's small. They had him play everybody, 1994 01:35:13.319 --> 01:35:14.840 and I was curious about that, Like the I think 1995 01:35:14.840 --> 01:35:16.359 I looked up the special effects for it because I 1996 01:35:16.479 --> 01:35:18.479 was curious, and I remember Deep Roy. 1997 01:35:18.640 --> 01:35:20.239 Do you know any from the original? 1998 01:35:20.720 --> 01:35:20.840 Uh? 1999 01:35:21.079 --> 01:35:26.520 No, because those are just midgets? Are they not worth 2000 01:35:26.640 --> 01:35:27.359 knowing because of that? 2001 01:35:28.520 --> 01:35:29.039 But he's no. 2002 01:35:29.119 --> 01:35:31.119 But like, what's what's interesting about the Charlie the Chocolate 2003 01:35:31.159 --> 01:35:33.680 Factor is that they're all him, Like he plays all 2004 01:35:33.760 --> 01:35:36.600 of them like on they're on screw with each other, 2005 01:35:36.640 --> 01:35:39.520 and there's it's it's like Herman Klump times like or 2006 01:35:39.560 --> 01:35:41.600 Sherman Clump times like a fucking million. 2007 01:35:42.439 --> 01:35:44.720 The fact name is Deep Roy is crazy. I know, 2008 01:35:45.079 --> 01:35:46.520 not a deep person at all. He's a fact. 2009 01:35:47.279 --> 01:35:49.520 Well his head is deep to the ground. 2010 01:35:49.560 --> 01:35:56.159 Shallow Roy. Shallow Roy insane. Anyway, what the was I saying? Oh? 2011 01:35:56.239 --> 01:35:58.720 Yeah, so the next one, peep, I keep steel wool 2012 01:35:58.760 --> 01:36:00.399 next to the toilet, just in case it so. My 2013 01:36:00.479 --> 01:36:03.439 final solution wrote in he says, how do you get 2014 01:36:03.479 --> 01:36:05.960 revenge on an apartment that towes your car in your 2015 01:36:06.000 --> 01:36:08.319 own parking space and then refuses to tell you where 2016 01:36:08.319 --> 01:36:08.640 they had it? 2017 01:36:08.680 --> 01:36:12.880 Toad to uh, turn on all the gas lights. 2018 01:36:14.000 --> 01:36:14.840 Call a fucking lawyer. 2019 01:36:15.000 --> 01:36:17.279 We're missing so much context of that. 2020 01:36:18.000 --> 01:36:21.039 Yeah, so you had so I'm assuming it's not your 2021 01:36:21.079 --> 01:36:22.319 designated parking spot. 2022 01:36:23.000 --> 01:36:25.039 No, I think I think he got it, Toad, even 2023 01:36:25.039 --> 01:36:26.640 though it wasn't in his own spot. 2024 01:36:26.960 --> 01:36:28.399 I keep okay, I've had to be fair. 2025 01:36:28.439 --> 01:36:31.159 I understand what he's saying because I've had this threatened 2026 01:36:31.199 --> 01:36:34.199 to me in your own parking space. I've had this 2027 01:36:34.279 --> 01:36:37.279 happen before where somebody was like, you're in uh, because 2028 01:36:37.319 --> 01:36:39.159 I remember I didn't have a car here. I don't 2029 01:36:39.159 --> 01:36:40.880 have a car here, so like I was, and I 2030 01:36:41.000 --> 01:36:42.760 remember I rented a car for a while, so I 2031 01:36:42.840 --> 01:36:44.640 had a car parked in my space. But other people 2032 01:36:44.680 --> 01:36:46.079 got used to using it because there was never a 2033 01:36:46.119 --> 01:36:47.600 car there, and then so they were. 2034 01:36:47.520 --> 01:36:50.199 Like, hey, someone's parked here. 2035 01:36:51.000 --> 01:36:53.439 Uh, we're gonna have it, Toad, And it's like, motherfucker, 2036 01:36:53.479 --> 01:36:54.079 that's my space. 2037 01:36:56.199 --> 01:36:57.079 You can't. You can't have it. 2038 01:36:57.399 --> 01:36:59.279 You can't have my car tod in on MySpace so 2039 01:36:59.439 --> 01:37:01.039 I could see I think maybe similar happening. 2040 01:37:01.479 --> 01:37:04.079 That's wild. Yeah, yeah, get a lawyer. 2041 01:37:04.119 --> 01:37:04.760 I don't know the. 2042 01:37:05.239 --> 01:37:08.000 Towing company, because that's the weird thing that I don't understand. 2043 01:37:08.000 --> 01:37:10.720 They're not telling you where your car is. Usually the 2044 01:37:10.760 --> 01:37:13.359 point is they want you to know, so you pay 2045 01:37:13.439 --> 01:37:15.520 money to get it. You know, that's the reason why 2046 01:37:15.560 --> 01:37:19.319 they towed it. That is toe companies are fucking monsters. 2047 01:37:19.920 --> 01:37:21.479 It's crazy that that's a business. 2048 01:37:21.600 --> 01:37:23.520 I one time told the lady working there. I was like, 2049 01:37:23.600 --> 01:37:24.920 I was like, how do you fucking sleep at night? 2050 01:37:25.279 --> 01:37:26.479 I was like, how do you sleep at it? Knowing 2051 01:37:26.479 --> 01:37:29.680 that your fucking can't. I can't know it that you're 2052 01:37:29.760 --> 01:37:32.479 fucking like dozens of people a week like how do you? 2053 01:37:32.560 --> 01:37:32.840 How are you? 2054 01:37:33.279 --> 01:37:37.520 But of course there's people like shoop babies sleep a week. 2055 01:37:37.479 --> 01:37:39.760 You know they they I say, up for twelve days 2056 01:37:39.800 --> 01:37:42.239 straight and only go to sleep when I can't. Fuck 2057 01:37:42.319 --> 01:37:44.039 I can't physically stay stay. 2058 01:37:43.920 --> 01:37:45.720 Up no more like I'm at my break right now. 2059 01:37:46.760 --> 01:37:48.319 I'm on my eleventh day right now. 2060 01:37:48.439 --> 01:37:51.319 Go home twelve alone. 2061 01:37:51.720 --> 01:37:52.600 That is impressive. 2062 01:37:53.079 --> 01:37:55.239 No sleep, I think you're going saying after maybe like 2063 01:37:55.279 --> 01:37:55.880 the third. 2064 01:37:55.920 --> 01:37:57.479 After seven days they start going crazy. 2065 01:37:57.600 --> 01:38:01.079 Actually, really seven days, that's a way longer than I thought. Actually, 2066 01:38:01.199 --> 01:38:04.640 who's who has the record on stream? 2067 01:38:05.039 --> 01:38:08.720 Some somebody has a record on the probably though they're 2068 01:38:08.720 --> 01:38:11.159 probably the longest, the longest edge and lack of sleep 2069 01:38:11.199 --> 01:38:15.640 compilations absolutely need What is the longest h jack off session? 2070 01:38:16.159 --> 01:38:17.560 Was the longest edging session? Look it up. 2071 01:38:18.520 --> 01:38:20.640 There's no way that's a there's no way that's recorded. 2072 01:38:20.920 --> 01:38:23.960 I guess edging could go on as long as you want. So, yeah, edging, 2073 01:38:24.039 --> 01:38:24.680 can you give me months? 2074 01:38:24.720 --> 01:38:26.640 So you gotta be edging? Is you got to get close? 2075 01:38:26.680 --> 01:38:27.640 You gotta be like right there? 2076 01:38:27.840 --> 01:38:29.800 Yeah, and then help right there? 2077 01:38:30.680 --> 01:38:32.000 I don't think that exists. 2078 01:38:32.039 --> 01:38:34.960 Can't fall asleep, you can't come. You're just a fucking 2079 01:38:35.159 --> 01:38:38.399 terrible spot. It's a bad place to be longest. 2080 01:38:39.239 --> 01:38:41.199 Yeah, but yeah, like Chris said, get a lawyer. Actually, 2081 01:38:41.680 --> 01:38:44.119 I'm assuming this person already must have talked. 2082 01:38:44.000 --> 01:38:44.479 To the cops. 2083 01:38:45.319 --> 01:38:47.359 I yeah, I assume I don't know, So please talk 2084 01:38:47.399 --> 01:38:49.159 to the cops. I would say burn the building down. 2085 01:38:50.119 --> 01:38:52.960 Yeah there's that too, and everybody everybody know to get out. 2086 01:38:53.159 --> 01:38:56.199 No, see what I don't understand is the towing companies 2087 01:38:56.319 --> 01:38:59.920 usually have signs the company that works with that era 2088 01:39:00.119 --> 01:39:03.000 you usually have like if you park here, you we'll 2089 01:39:03.039 --> 01:39:05.920 tell you call this number. That's what's so weird that 2090 01:39:06.039 --> 01:39:09.039 like he can't find out about the company. It almost 2091 01:39:09.079 --> 01:39:12.359 tells somebody just stole his car and claimed to be 2092 01:39:12.439 --> 01:39:15.199 a tow truck or something, because otherwise why would. 2093 01:39:15.000 --> 01:39:18.399 They steal the car? And he's like, where's my car? 2094 01:39:18.520 --> 01:39:21.640 I don't know are you talking about I'm not even 2095 01:39:21.720 --> 01:39:36.239 real That's that's too much power. 2096 01:39:37.239 --> 01:39:38.199 All right, let's go a few more. 2097 01:39:38.560 --> 01:39:42.479 Yeah, all right, let's run through a handful of these. 2098 01:39:43.600 --> 01:39:44.800 I'm just gonna read. I don't know what this is, 2099 01:39:44.880 --> 01:39:49.079 but I'm go longball. Larry and the Shekels wrote in says, 2100 01:39:49.159 --> 01:39:51.039 how do he ghost black Man in Shadow? I have 2101 01:39:51.119 --> 01:39:54.720 a simple question. Would you rather participate in the Indian 2102 01:39:54.760 --> 01:40:01.640 Poop Festival? Jesus Christ? All right, so participate in the 2103 01:40:01.720 --> 01:40:04.760 Indian poop Festival? Drink fifteen gallons of water from the 2104 01:40:04.960 --> 01:40:09.840 Niger Delta, or consume forty pounds of rat meat produced 2105 01:40:09.880 --> 01:40:10.720 by Eric Adams. 2106 01:40:10.800 --> 01:40:16.399 Person Eric Adams rat meat. I'm gonna do the rat meat, dude, 2107 01:40:16.520 --> 01:40:18.199 I'll do the rat meat. Yeah, I would just cook 2108 01:40:18.199 --> 01:40:19.760 the rat meet. I'll do the rat meat, because if 2109 01:40:19.800 --> 01:40:22.640 you cook it, it's sterile. Yeah, most like a. 2110 01:40:24.680 --> 01:40:27.960 Cut around the tumors, I guess, and I probably have 2111 01:40:28.000 --> 01:40:28.960 a pretty decent time. 2112 01:40:29.399 --> 01:40:29.640 Yeah. 2113 01:40:29.760 --> 01:40:32.119 I would imagine you could probably season it well enough. 2114 01:40:32.479 --> 01:40:34.680 Eric Adams certainly knows what he's doing. Yeah, as far 2115 01:40:34.720 --> 01:40:36.840 as seasoning rats goes. Yeah, I'm sure he could see 2116 01:40:36.920 --> 01:40:39.520 as a rat himself. I'm sorry, I'm not doing the 2117 01:40:39.560 --> 01:40:39.920 other two. 2118 01:40:40.000 --> 01:40:42.600 Yeah. The other two is like not even like Indian, 2119 01:40:43.239 --> 01:40:44.840 like the No Go Way. 2120 01:40:44.960 --> 01:40:46.800 I don't know anything about the Niger Delta, but I 2121 01:40:46.920 --> 01:40:49.279 assume based on its proximity to these other two things, 2122 01:40:49.319 --> 01:40:49.960 it's not great. 2123 01:40:50.520 --> 01:40:52.680 So I'm going to go ahead and uh not do that. 2124 01:40:53.199 --> 01:40:55.680 I'll do the rats. I have no I have no 2125 01:40:55.760 --> 01:40:58.520 qualms about eating meat that like. I'll eat a dog 2126 01:40:58.640 --> 01:40:58.920 or cat. 2127 01:40:59.000 --> 01:41:01.880 I don't care. You know, I would prefer not to. 2128 01:41:01.960 --> 01:41:03.520 But if I if push came to shove or whatever, 2129 01:41:03.560 --> 01:41:05.399 I was in the desert, if I was in the 2130 01:41:05.439 --> 01:41:06.640 desert and a fucking. 2131 01:41:06.600 --> 01:41:10.439 Cat crawled out of the sand or something, I'm gonna eat. 2132 01:41:11.640 --> 01:41:12.720 But you love it? What do you have it? What's 2133 01:41:12.760 --> 01:41:20.680 so silly about that cat dudes. 2134 01:41:22.439 --> 01:41:25.199 Used to grab it, you get shaken twice really violently, 2135 01:41:25.239 --> 01:41:25.800 and you cook it. 2136 01:41:27.000 --> 01:41:29.880 Wonders. But this is a ridiculous. 2137 01:41:29.960 --> 01:41:31.640 Look at this listening to this question, I'm not gonna 2138 01:41:31.640 --> 01:41:34.359 dignify this. In an answers to Booty part road in, 2139 01:41:35.840 --> 01:41:37.760 he says, would you rather pay like five hundred billion 2140 01:41:37.800 --> 01:41:39.199 to suck a dick or eat pussy for free? 2141 01:41:39.279 --> 01:41:39.600 Or whatever? 2142 01:41:40.479 --> 01:41:44.319 Oh, I'm sorry, say it's time one more time. 2143 01:41:44.840 --> 01:41:46.680 Would you rather pay like five hundred billion to suck 2144 01:41:46.720 --> 01:41:48.439 a dick or eat pussy for free or whatever? 2145 01:41:49.439 --> 01:41:54.720 Let's read the names. That's you also tuning into the episode. 2146 01:41:54.720 --> 01:41:56.399 We appreciate it. Uh, not forget to go to patre 2147 01:41:56.479 --> 01:41:59.880 dot com last start tank. Uh we got merch patre 2148 01:42:00.239 --> 01:42:05.119 dot com slash shop Yeah, patreonic com slash shop slot. Yeah. 2149 01:42:06.279 --> 01:42:10.000 Just you like the question? You don't like the question? 2150 01:42:10.119 --> 01:42:16.319 I would be puss it for free personally. Yeah, he's 2151 01:42:16.359 --> 01:42:17.000 having a hard time. 2152 01:42:17.079 --> 01:42:19.159 Yeah, I want to pay billions, of course. 2153 01:42:19.199 --> 01:42:21.279 I don't think I wouldn't pay. Yeah, I probably wouldn't. 2154 01:42:21.279 --> 01:42:24.680 Be a question about a cash Oh did you see 2155 01:42:24.720 --> 01:42:26.159 that at all? 2156 01:42:26.439 --> 01:42:26.600 Oh? 2157 01:42:26.760 --> 01:42:30.239 Okay, so I'll write this out. Yeah, well I don't 2158 01:42:30.239 --> 01:42:34.720 know anything about Kevin Doodoo garbage Abdul Road and he says, 2159 01:42:34.760 --> 01:42:38.199 greeting's Puerto Rican popeye. Uh, did you guys see that 2160 01:42:38.680 --> 01:42:42.560 she too lazy to try? His video about Akosh Singh's wife, 2161 01:42:43.000 --> 01:42:45.479 Apparently she's on Instagram re missing about getting ran through 2162 01:42:45.520 --> 01:42:47.359 by white frat bros in her college days. 2163 01:42:48.800 --> 01:42:50.960 Misspelled college, which is unfortunate. 2164 01:42:51.039 --> 01:42:51.840 I thought she was. 2165 01:42:53.359 --> 01:42:56.439 The whole point. She was a version, which is cool. 2166 01:42:56.880 --> 01:42:59.079 She also uh, which is cool. 2167 01:42:59.159 --> 01:43:00.720 She also has a pot cast where she said that 2168 01:43:00.720 --> 01:43:02.279 she wants to have a threesome with her co host 2169 01:43:02.359 --> 01:43:04.399 and her husband because he is her type, which again 2170 01:43:04.560 --> 01:43:05.279 cool thoughts. 2171 01:43:05.439 --> 01:43:05.800 I don't know. 2172 01:43:06.640 --> 01:43:09.359 Yeah, look, if you have that kind of relationship whatever, 2173 01:43:10.239 --> 01:43:13.199 he's but he's not that kind of guy, right, He 2174 01:43:13.479 --> 01:43:14.880 wouldn't openly say that. 2175 01:43:15.119 --> 01:43:18.239 So the the problem, the the only actual problem is 2176 01:43:19.159 --> 01:43:22.800 is in his stand up routine, a lot of times 2177 01:43:22.880 --> 01:43:26.560 will do crowd work and he'll critique relationships. He's many 2178 01:43:26.640 --> 01:43:29.319 a times talked about and calling other people cucks and 2179 01:43:29.439 --> 01:43:29.760 this and this. 2180 01:43:29.920 --> 01:43:29.960 That. 2181 01:43:30.279 --> 01:43:33.680 Very when you learn about his relationship is very like, oh, 2182 01:43:33.800 --> 01:43:36.720 projecting kind of an outlet, probably to relieve some of 2183 01:43:36.800 --> 01:43:40.880 his frustrations because it is very clear that this woman 2184 01:43:40.960 --> 01:43:44.439 that he married is a gold digger, which is fine 2185 01:43:44.479 --> 01:43:47.239 if that's the what you want. And he's been with 2186 01:43:47.279 --> 01:43:50.000 her long enough to where he's relatively okay with it 2187 01:43:50.600 --> 01:43:53.479 because or that, you know, if he leaves, will be 2188 01:43:53.520 --> 01:43:56.520 cleaned out by her, you know, because she's said she 2189 01:43:56.640 --> 01:43:59.640 was like, I it is not cool to get a 2190 01:43:59.680 --> 01:44:02.119 pre up if you're a man, but it's okay to 2191 01:44:02.119 --> 01:44:03.239 get a peanut if you're a woman. 2192 01:44:03.760 --> 01:44:07.159 Oh, she sounds horrible everything. 2193 01:44:06.960 --> 01:44:11.119 You've seen from she has her own TikTok and a podcast, 2194 01:44:11.239 --> 01:44:13.520 and the amount of stuff that she said. She's actively 2195 01:44:13.640 --> 01:44:16.520 trying to fuck her best friend's husband and like, but like, oh, 2196 01:44:16.680 --> 01:44:18.680 let's get a three sum or foursome going, you know. 2197 01:44:18.760 --> 01:44:20.720 But she really just keeps complimenting this guy and I 2198 01:44:20.760 --> 01:44:22.760 bet he has this dude, he doesn't even look better 2199 01:44:22.800 --> 01:44:25.319 than a cash It's crazy the way she described him. 2200 01:44:25.399 --> 01:44:26.680 I was thinking, like, this is gonna be like the 2201 01:44:26.800 --> 01:44:30.439 sexiest Indian man I've ever seen. He's just a little 2202 01:44:30.439 --> 01:44:33.600 bit taller than the gosh And I was like, Kasha 2203 01:44:33.640 --> 01:44:34.720 has at least has a nice eye. 2204 01:44:34.760 --> 01:44:35.680 He's like, what the fuck? 2205 01:44:36.279 --> 01:44:38.640 She just doesn't like this guy, but she likes his buddy, 2206 01:44:39.279 --> 01:44:44.039 and every time they've been publicly shown weddings anything, she 2207 01:44:44.199 --> 01:44:48.039 will never kiss him on the mouth, and she will revert, 2208 01:44:48.159 --> 01:44:50.640 she will avert her head and like, so she's I 2209 01:44:50.800 --> 01:44:53.520 just think she's not really into him, but he's with her. 2210 01:44:54.520 --> 01:44:57.640 He's still with her, and he's still kind of defends 2211 01:44:57.680 --> 01:45:01.000 her even when she's lying about stuff like that. She's 2212 01:45:01.039 --> 01:45:03.000 lied about being a virgin. Like he thought she was 2213 01:45:03.039 --> 01:45:05.359 a virgin because she said like, oh, I'm a virgin, 2214 01:45:05.399 --> 01:45:06.960 and then she talked about like, oh no, I used 2215 01:45:07.000 --> 01:45:08.680 to get ran through in college and stuff and it 2216 01:45:08.760 --> 01:45:10.079 was a good time, and he was like, oh, ship 2217 01:45:10.159 --> 01:45:12.399 like because Nakasha was actually a virgin, so we thought 2218 01:45:12.439 --> 01:45:14.359 like they were getting together his virgins. So she lied 2219 01:45:14.359 --> 01:45:17.439 about that, which you know, obviously I don't give a 2220 01:45:17.439 --> 01:45:19.239 shit about being a virgin, but it's crazy to claim 2221 01:45:19.319 --> 01:45:19.640 that ship. 2222 01:45:19.760 --> 01:45:21.800 Yeah, that's it's crazy to claim and it's also crazy 2223 01:45:21.880 --> 01:45:27.800 to care. And it's a lot. I've definitely been very 2224 01:45:27.840 --> 01:45:30.560 close to Nian people growing up, and them finding out 2225 01:45:30.560 --> 01:45:32.760 their girls are not virgins is a big, big thing. 2226 01:45:33.000 --> 01:45:36.199 That's so probably you grew up a Muslim, right, I wish, 2227 01:45:37.000 --> 01:45:38.319 I wish I think you. 2228 01:45:38.319 --> 01:45:40.119 Said that no Id, I grew up Muslim. I wish 2229 01:45:40.199 --> 01:45:41.840 I've always liked Islam. He said that. 2230 01:45:42.279 --> 01:45:43.520 No, I never said I grown Muslim. 2231 01:45:44.079 --> 01:45:46.880 I was Christian. Roll the tape. I'm fucking seven Day 2232 01:45:46.920 --> 01:45:50.239 Events Christian. I've been. I've been in that forever. I 2233 01:45:50.279 --> 01:45:52.319 hope it exists because I would love to hear that 2234 01:45:52.399 --> 01:45:54.319 I always wanted to be Muslim. I always wanted to 2235 01:45:54.359 --> 01:45:56.199 be wanted to be Muslim. Now it was too late. 2236 01:45:56.279 --> 01:45:59.079 Now really, I don't care about religion anymore. When I 2237 01:45:59.119 --> 01:46:01.239 was younger, I would have been quick, quick, fast, in 2238 01:46:01.279 --> 01:46:01.600 a hurry. 2239 01:46:01.880 --> 01:46:02.800 It would have been not good. 2240 01:46:03.279 --> 01:46:09.039 Yeah, absolutely five percenters to imagine I'd be way more 2241 01:46:09.119 --> 01:46:16.960 jacked though, person twice this religion, it's not good. That's 2242 01:46:16.960 --> 01:46:19.720 so unfortunately. Reviewing religions would be a. 2243 01:46:22.399 --> 01:46:23.399 Yeah, that's so unfortunate. 2244 01:46:23.479 --> 01:46:25.840 Man. It's it's nothing. Nothing makes me sadden than seeing 2245 01:46:25.880 --> 01:46:28.199 some of the relationship where they're just not respected, no 2246 01:46:28.319 --> 01:46:31.039 matter what side of the paradigm it is. I feel 2247 01:46:31.079 --> 01:46:33.159 for women a little more un fortunately because of the 2248 01:46:33.199 --> 01:46:36.119 way the world works. But like seeing men disbulitions where 2249 01:46:36.119 --> 01:46:37.880 they're just not loved by the people that are envisioned with. 2250 01:46:37.960 --> 01:46:40.600 It's like this is fucking it feels bad. I feel 2251 01:46:41.479 --> 01:46:46.800 I feel a kernel bit of of not sadness. I 2252 01:46:46.800 --> 01:46:48.520 guess I don't know exactly what I feel, but I 2253 01:46:48.600 --> 01:46:51.960 don't like what I see, even though sympathy, I guess, 2254 01:46:52.039 --> 01:46:54.600 so yeah, because but even though like I shouldn't, I 2255 01:46:54.640 --> 01:46:57.479 feel like because of cash his you know, he has 2256 01:46:58.079 --> 01:47:00.520 gone along with this, I understand, and he came from 2257 01:47:00.600 --> 01:47:02.119 nothing and now he's making a lot of money, so 2258 01:47:02.239 --> 01:47:04.600 he's not going to just abandon the podcast. But also 2259 01:47:05.399 --> 01:47:07.479 I have my limits to where I'm like, oh, we're 2260 01:47:07.520 --> 01:47:10.079 just gonna fucking simple for these billionaires in the president 2261 01:47:10.119 --> 01:47:12.319 everything like that, and like, no, that's like my limit, 2262 01:47:12.680 --> 01:47:13.479 that's my limit. 2263 01:47:13.600 --> 01:47:15.279 But you know, for she is like a bitch man 2264 01:47:15.359 --> 01:47:18.039 that's crazy. Huh. Just is like a bitch that's insane. 2265 01:47:18.760 --> 01:47:20.520 Nothing turns me off more than a gold digger. I 2266 01:47:20.560 --> 01:47:23.840 think that's one of the worst. Genuinely, I understand why 2267 01:47:23.880 --> 01:47:27.560 they exist stuff because obviously, like duh's. 2268 01:47:26.520 --> 01:47:28.199 A lot of people that are okay with that, but 2269 01:47:28.560 --> 01:47:32.119 with that dynamic, but the way that he clearly I 2270 01:47:32.239 --> 01:47:34.319 imagine he can't be that okay with it by how 2271 01:47:34.359 --> 01:47:36.079 he talks on the podcast and he's done in his 2272 01:47:36.159 --> 01:47:40.720 stand up people have shown he clearly he doesn't respect 2273 01:47:40.800 --> 01:47:43.600 people who essentially are living like how he does, and 2274 01:47:43.840 --> 01:47:45.680 he probably didn't think this stuff was gonna get unnerd 2275 01:47:45.760 --> 01:47:48.079 till she had a podcast and started telling all of 2276 01:47:48.119 --> 01:47:50.600 his business and then having a TikTok and saying things like, 2277 01:47:51.039 --> 01:47:54.199 you know, women, my money is my money, Your money 2278 01:47:54.319 --> 01:47:54.880 is my money. 2279 01:47:55.119 --> 01:47:57.960 That's like one of her clients. I'm it's exactly where 2280 01:47:57.960 --> 01:48:01.279 this problem comes from, not if he did not give 2281 01:48:01.359 --> 01:48:03.039 her the means to have an open space to be 2282 01:48:03.119 --> 01:48:04.800 able to talk where she feels, if she's not in 2283 01:48:05.000 --> 01:48:08.079 danger when she speaks. I don't care about this so great, 2284 01:48:09.399 --> 01:48:11.960 you know, Yeah, I don't know. I don't know anything. 2285 01:48:12.119 --> 01:48:14.159 I genuinely have never seen an episode of these these 2286 01:48:14.239 --> 01:48:15.119 these podcasts at all. 2287 01:48:15.520 --> 01:48:17.199 Yeah. I think the only one that I've watched even 2288 01:48:17.199 --> 01:48:17.680 a little. 2289 01:48:17.520 --> 01:48:20.399 Bit of was, uh, the one that Orn was on 2290 01:48:21.319 --> 01:48:24.960 on Flagrant, So yeah, I'm completely disconnected from that world. 2291 01:48:24.760 --> 01:48:26.439 The freaking him and on what you call it, the 2292 01:48:27.159 --> 01:48:29.800 guy from Cuptown was this is that his name Freeman Freedom? 2293 01:48:30.640 --> 01:48:31.439 I hated that one. 2294 01:48:31.640 --> 01:48:35.960 I I like Flan and Zorn had had an episode 2295 01:48:35.960 --> 01:48:37.279 and I watched the entire thing and it sucked. 2296 01:48:39.159 --> 01:48:39.640 They were just talking. 2297 01:48:39.680 --> 01:48:41.279 They were just talking about football the entire time. It 2298 01:48:41.319 --> 01:48:43.279 will soccer by they were having fun, though, I think 2299 01:48:43.319 --> 01:48:44.359 that's really cool cool. 2300 01:48:44.359 --> 01:48:45.600 I don't. I don't care. I don't need to see 2301 01:48:45.680 --> 01:48:46.479 people have fun. 2302 01:48:48.520 --> 01:48:52.439 Because to me, to me now, to me now now 2303 01:48:52.520 --> 01:48:55.760 that Zorn's the mayor, now he's now he's a politician. Now, 2304 01:48:55.960 --> 01:48:57.279 I don't really give a ship. If you're having a 2305 01:48:57.279 --> 01:48:59.000 good I could get I could give a fuck. Now 2306 01:48:59.039 --> 01:49:01.159 I'm like, just do your job now, like I don't 2307 01:49:01.159 --> 01:49:03.079 want to hear about your fucking but you can't yet, No, 2308 01:49:03.159 --> 01:49:06.319 I understand, but like I don't. I genuinely, when I 2309 01:49:06.479 --> 01:49:08.000 was watching that, I was like my eyes I couldn't 2310 01:49:08.000 --> 01:49:10.479 belie because Adam also kind of I hate his interview style, 2311 01:49:10.520 --> 01:49:11.239 Like I just don't like it. 2312 01:49:11.800 --> 01:49:13.199 It's just not my style at all. 2313 01:49:13.640 --> 01:49:15.640 So like that, in addition to the fact that like 2314 01:49:16.000 --> 01:49:20.159 they were just talking about like Arsenal, like I give 2315 01:49:20.199 --> 01:49:21.560 a fuck, Like I don't even give a fuck about 2316 01:49:21.600 --> 01:49:22.239 real sports. 2317 01:49:22.760 --> 01:49:24.600 So like the idea that I would. 2318 01:49:24.399 --> 01:49:29.159 Care everybody outside of the of England care about Arsenal. 2319 01:49:29.239 --> 01:49:33.760 What is it? I don't know, is it the name? 2320 01:49:35.000 --> 01:49:38.079 They're like Patriots is that because. 2321 01:49:37.880 --> 01:49:39.960 I don't know anything about the Yankees. I just hear 2322 01:49:40.000 --> 01:49:41.239 them all the time. Literally. 2323 01:49:41.279 --> 01:49:45.279 I went to a friends giving from my wife's friends, 2324 01:49:45.359 --> 01:49:47.319 and I went over to bro I was in a 2325 01:49:48.119 --> 01:49:53.199 I forgot something hills north of north of here, something hills, 2326 01:49:53.560 --> 01:49:55.880 I don't know whatever. I was in the fucking valley 2327 01:49:56.039 --> 01:49:57.840 in some rich ass area, which I was like, I 2328 01:49:57.880 --> 01:50:00.319 don't feel welcome here, and it just it was just 2329 01:50:00.399 --> 01:50:01.199 too fancy. 2330 01:50:02.680 --> 01:50:03.279 I can't remember it. 2331 01:50:03.439 --> 01:50:07.520 It's something Hills anyway. It wasn't Woodland Hills. It was 2332 01:50:07.640 --> 01:50:10.279 I can't remember. It was something hill anyway, it doesn't matter. 2333 01:50:10.680 --> 01:50:12.159 Uh yeah, But I was there and I was talking 2334 01:50:12.199 --> 01:50:13.479 to a guy and he's like, oh, I was telling 2335 01:50:13.560 --> 01:50:15.760 him to take the train to work, and he's like, oh. 2336 01:50:15.680 --> 01:50:18.119 I need to actually go to Fullerton and all. And 2337 01:50:18.199 --> 01:50:19.319 then he was I need to go to a pub 2338 01:50:19.399 --> 01:50:21.319 and watch Arsenal. And I'm like, what the was like, 2339 01:50:21.800 --> 01:50:23.760 what the fuck is that I keep hearing about Arsenal? 2340 01:50:24.000 --> 01:50:24.479 I'm so tired. 2341 01:50:26.119 --> 01:50:28.680 It's some fucking regular American guy with the beard and 2342 01:50:28.720 --> 01:50:33.079 ship and fucking just all drunken sports and the man 2343 01:50:33.119 --> 01:50:36.439 I really like, I don't mind. I don't care to 2344 01:50:36.479 --> 01:50:37.520 hear the mayor talk about. 2345 01:50:39.399 --> 01:50:41.279 He's trying to The funny thing to me was like, 2346 01:50:41.359 --> 01:50:44.600 oh h he already got elected. Kinda I feel like 2347 01:50:44.680 --> 01:50:47.079 this should have been a part of the campaign trail. Sure. 2348 01:50:48.239 --> 01:50:50.119 So now so I kind of get what you're saying. 2349 01:50:50.680 --> 01:50:55.119 It's like, say, all right, the job's done, you got 2350 01:50:55.159 --> 01:50:57.800 your your your you're like your mayor elect. So I 2351 01:50:57.840 --> 01:50:58.560 don't really need to. 2352 01:51:00.079 --> 01:51:00.279 Else. 2353 01:51:00.359 --> 01:51:01.640 But you know, he's a personality. 2354 01:51:01.800 --> 01:51:04.840 I know, I know, yeah, I'm busting balls a little bit, 2355 01:51:04.880 --> 01:51:06.119 but like I get it. 2356 01:51:06.159 --> 01:51:06.520 Though I don't. 2357 01:51:06.520 --> 01:51:08.600 I don't really want I don't want people to get 2358 01:51:08.640 --> 01:51:10.560 out social relationships with the apoliticians, right. 2359 01:51:10.600 --> 01:51:14.159 But I was also so uniquely like so uniquely disinterested, 2360 01:51:14.279 --> 01:51:16.279 like because Adam had like these two like I guess 2361 01:51:16.319 --> 01:51:19.600 like almost damn your cameos right, where like he got 2362 01:51:19.640 --> 01:51:23.239 people on the team to like like leave a message 2363 01:51:23.239 --> 01:51:27.680 for Zoran. He's like, oh, that's fucking Crispin mcfluck or whatever, 2364 01:51:27.720 --> 01:51:29.000 And I'm like, I don't know who the fuck these 2365 01:51:29.239 --> 01:51:32.199 I have no context for you, Like he's talking about 2366 01:51:32.279 --> 01:51:35.119 him like like it's uh, I don't even know, like 2367 01:51:35.239 --> 01:51:36.800 it's it's James Earl Jones or. 2368 01:51:36.960 --> 01:51:38.920 Like people would understand like this, Oh my god, I can't. 2369 01:51:38.960 --> 01:51:40.359 I love this man's one of my favorite Did you 2370 01:51:40.399 --> 01:51:41.159 see that thing about him? 2371 01:51:41.159 --> 01:51:42.840 Goose? Like I have never seen a single thing about 2372 01:51:42.840 --> 01:51:45.039 this person in my fucking life. The first time I've 2373 01:51:45.039 --> 01:51:47.520 ever even seen this guy's face. He's talking like he's 2374 01:51:47.560 --> 01:51:49.319 like really important, and I'm sure he is, but like, 2375 01:51:49.359 --> 01:51:51.640 I don't know, you dude, Yeah, you're talking to the 2376 01:51:51.680 --> 01:51:53.800 mayor elect through like Adam Friedlan's phone. 2377 01:51:53.880 --> 01:51:56.520 What is this? He's such a weird I. 2378 01:51:56.520 --> 01:51:58.800 Couldn't I couldn't care less I see I Yeah. So 2379 01:51:59.039 --> 01:52:00.359 I got to the end of that, I was like, Wow, 2380 01:52:00.439 --> 01:52:01.760 that was the first time I've ever been like, yo, 2381 01:52:01.960 --> 01:52:02.520 funks or. 2382 01:52:06.880 --> 01:52:09.399 Hey, Adam's blessing? What Adam's blessed? 2383 01:52:09.680 --> 01:52:10.680 That's that's all I can say. 2384 01:52:11.159 --> 01:52:13.840 Yeah, he got he has a platform that he doesn't deserve, 2385 01:52:13.960 --> 01:52:14.920 but bless him. 2386 01:52:15.319 --> 01:52:17.319 You know. I've seen I've. 2387 01:52:17.199 --> 01:52:18.600 Seen interviews of him that I like. I think I 2388 01:52:18.640 --> 01:52:20.720 would have liked a lot more if it was football. 2389 01:52:20.760 --> 01:52:24.359 I've seen clips of him where things went well. But 2390 01:52:24.840 --> 01:52:30.159 I just, dude, like this this show only Adam fucking 2391 01:52:30.359 --> 01:52:33.600 Nick Mullins, Like, let's let's change the podcast now that 2392 01:52:33.720 --> 01:52:36.079 we shouldn't call it Cometown anymore. Let's call it the 2393 01:52:36.119 --> 01:52:38.720 Adam Friedland Show. And he was setting it up from 2394 01:52:38.720 --> 01:52:42.000 the very beginning where he's like, I'm gonna do my 2395 01:52:42.119 --> 01:52:44.640 own thing. Yeah, this is your thing, and so. 2396 01:52:44.720 --> 01:52:48.119 We basically gifted him a show and like, cause there's 2397 01:52:48.239 --> 01:52:50.680 no if Adam would have pitched this and try to 2398 01:52:50.720 --> 01:52:54.279 do it himself, it wouldn't have worked, unfortunately, but it 2399 01:52:54.439 --> 01:52:56.840 just he's very fortunate to have a friend like Nick. 2400 01:52:57.960 --> 01:53:01.960 I mean it works. Yeah anyway, there, well, he. 2401 01:53:02.039 --> 01:53:04.039 Was on Comtown and then he left, and then that's 2402 01:53:04.079 --> 01:53:06.960 when the Adam Freeland Show, which it was funny at 2403 01:53:07.000 --> 01:53:08.920 first when they first they were shopping, even like oh, 2404 01:53:08.920 --> 01:53:10.600 should we have like a an intro? 2405 01:53:11.520 --> 01:53:12.119 And like should we? 2406 01:53:12.239 --> 01:53:14.199 It was like the bits were still like kind of 2407 01:53:14.279 --> 01:53:16.119 come towny, and then you saw it started to shift 2408 01:53:16.199 --> 01:53:16.720 and turn in two. 2409 01:53:17.039 --> 01:53:17.239 Yeah. 2410 01:53:17.560 --> 01:53:20.560 Yeah, it was showing the cameos for the mayor, like 2411 01:53:21.840 --> 01:53:25.119 very bizarre, so so weird. I hated that it was soccer. 2412 01:53:25.159 --> 01:53:28.119 I was like, this is so fucking this is so 2413 01:53:28.279 --> 01:53:30.399 un American. They talked about like what kind. 2414 01:53:30.239 --> 01:53:31.720 Of porn do you watch? American? 2415 01:53:33.279 --> 01:53:36.000 Come on it is, but you guys, we don't talk 2416 01:53:36.039 --> 01:53:38.079 about it because yeah, we don't talk about because it's 2417 01:53:38.079 --> 01:53:41.000 not we don't care. I've been the One Galaxy game. 2418 01:53:41.760 --> 01:53:43.840 It was hot and it pissed me off, Like the 2419 01:53:43.960 --> 01:53:44.479 La Galaxy. 2420 01:53:44.560 --> 01:53:46.039 I went to one. I was like, it's fucking hot, man, 2421 01:53:46.279 --> 01:53:48.239 and I was like, it was. It was a terrible experience. 2422 01:53:48.439 --> 01:53:50.399 I don't even remember what they did on the field. 2423 01:53:50.960 --> 01:53:53.159 I agree that it's not American, but I think what 2424 01:53:53.319 --> 01:53:53.880 we are. 2425 01:53:54.479 --> 01:53:56.399 And that's what like the players feel. They're like, man, 2426 01:53:56.760 --> 01:53:58.359 it's so hot for us, but imagine how hot it 2427 01:53:58.439 --> 01:54:00.079 is for the people in the stands. 2428 01:54:01.880 --> 01:54:03.359 Doing nothing doing. 2429 01:54:05.159 --> 01:54:07.439 I like soccer. I think, I think that soccer is fine. 2430 01:54:07.439 --> 01:54:10.000 I just don't. I just don't. It's fun to play. 2431 01:54:10.600 --> 01:54:13.000 I do like, I don't mind like because I dated 2432 01:54:13.000 --> 01:54:14.600 somebody who played soccer, so I went to games and 2433 01:54:14.640 --> 01:54:16.680 ship and I liked it was fine. But I just 2434 01:54:16.800 --> 01:54:19.640 I cannot, I can't. I cannot begin to care about 2435 01:54:19.640 --> 01:54:20.439 like soccer celebrities. 2436 01:54:20.920 --> 01:54:22.000 Female soccer is hilarious. 2437 01:54:22.119 --> 01:54:23.520 It's one of the few sports that I like. 2438 01:54:23.600 --> 01:54:27.680 The super aggressive, crazy good oh yeah, because they want 2439 01:54:27.720 --> 01:54:29.359 to be like, oh, we're not pussies like the men that. 2440 01:54:29.479 --> 01:54:32.600 Yes, they're hurting each other and it's like it's actually 2441 01:54:32.720 --> 01:54:33.199 way cool. 2442 01:54:33.560 --> 01:54:36.439 It's like, but hey, the men flopping is pretty funny. 2443 01:54:36.479 --> 01:54:39.159 Come on, like people get stepped on, like their next 2444 01:54:39.199 --> 01:54:43.479 gets stepped on, like like they got shot by a 2445 01:54:43.520 --> 01:54:48.079 fucking Chocounas get floided in soccer. It's like crazy people. 2446 01:54:48.159 --> 01:54:50.640 Was like that someone is standing straight up on their 2447 01:54:50.760 --> 01:54:52.760 Now I got to read the I'm gonna read the name. 2448 01:54:53.000 --> 01:54:58.399 We're gonna read our names. Paton dot com. Start tank. 2449 01:54:58.640 --> 01:54:59.319 You can go over there. 2450 01:54:59.439 --> 01:55:02.000 You can you in our various tears, ask us questions, 2451 01:55:02.079 --> 01:55:04.520 get it early access, ad free episodes, exclusive episodes, all 2452 01:55:04.600 --> 01:55:06.000 that jazz, our time, tout shot for mers. 2453 01:55:06.079 --> 01:55:06.600 You know what it is. 2454 01:55:07.119 --> 01:55:11.279 So keep doing the challenge, keep doing challenges, keep sending 2455 01:55:11.319 --> 01:55:13.359 in your video submissions, keep doing. 2456 01:55:14.800 --> 01:55:17.079 He's crazy, Send him to Kingston. 2457 01:55:17.399 --> 01:55:20.359 Don't send me that. That's so fucking not my vibe. 2458 01:55:20.199 --> 01:55:22.479 Said kingson your als challenging videos. 2459 01:55:22.960 --> 01:55:25.359 People have been telling me that I'm a fucking gor fiend, 2460 01:55:25.359 --> 01:55:25.880 and I'm like, I'm not. 2461 01:55:26.079 --> 01:55:27.520 You're more of a gorphon than most people that I 2462 01:55:27.600 --> 01:55:28.039 know for sure. 2463 01:55:28.960 --> 01:55:30.680 Yeah, but like yeah, so there you go. I don't 2464 01:55:30.760 --> 01:55:33.800 like argument. I literally don't like gore. I like mishaps. 2465 01:55:35.479 --> 01:55:38.479 I'm big fan of mishaps misadventures. 2466 01:55:37.840 --> 01:55:39.720 Even you're a gore horror. 2467 01:55:41.000 --> 01:55:43.520 I like. I like seeing someone potentially fall off a building, 2468 01:55:43.520 --> 01:55:44.920 but I don't want to see what happens on any land. 2469 01:55:45.760 --> 01:55:47.159 What do you mean this is one of your favorite videos? 2470 01:55:47.279 --> 01:55:48.720 Is like the guy becoming a dolphin. 2471 01:55:48.399 --> 01:55:51.079 When he has video it's crazy, becomes a dolphin? Won? 2472 01:55:51.079 --> 01:55:52.640 If I still have that video? You probably do. 2473 01:55:53.520 --> 01:55:56.039 It's probably in between Spider Verse and some fucking guy 2474 01:55:56.159 --> 01:55:57.680 pulling a sausage out of his asshole. 2475 01:56:00.439 --> 01:56:02.560 I don't know what we're gonna I can't find Spider 2476 01:56:02.600 --> 01:56:06.359 Verse in my fucking You can't find it a movie 2477 01:56:06.439 --> 01:56:09.039 in your phone? Clean your fucking phone. I'm trying to. 2478 01:56:09.199 --> 01:56:10.720 But how many you have on your phone? 2479 01:56:11.079 --> 01:56:11.600 Storage? Wise? 2480 01:56:11.840 --> 01:56:14.199 You're about to be really depressed? Is it like over 2481 01:56:14.239 --> 01:56:15.279 one hundred gigs. 2482 01:56:15.239 --> 01:56:17.760 On your phone? Really depressed? And I'm sure it is. 2483 01:56:18.039 --> 01:56:22.439 Jesus Christ, I think I'm nearly full. That's outrageous, dude, 2484 01:56:22.800 --> 01:56:24.960 I have so much shit on my phone, it's really I. 2485 01:56:24.920 --> 01:56:26.039 Don't even know what my storage is. 2486 01:56:26.199 --> 01:56:29.520 But I'm a chronicler. Yeah, well I'm not even a 2487 01:56:29.600 --> 01:56:32.079 chronic at that moment. Actually, you reach a point where 2488 01:56:32.079 --> 01:56:36.199 you've amassed so much you're hoarding. It's you're a hoarder digitally. 2489 01:56:35.960 --> 01:56:38.079 I'm hoarding comedy because I'm too afraid of it to 2490 01:56:38.159 --> 01:56:38.520 be gone. 2491 01:56:38.640 --> 01:56:40.960 Because now you're like, if you need to find anything, 2492 01:56:41.079 --> 01:56:43.520 you'd have to dig under so much that you you 2493 01:56:43.560 --> 01:56:44.520 wouldn't be able to find it. 2494 01:56:45.319 --> 01:56:45.439 Right. 2495 01:56:45.760 --> 01:56:48.000 Dang, it's like that thing of like if everybody's information 2496 01:56:48.119 --> 01:56:50.319 was stolen and piled in. It's like it's if no 2497 01:56:50.399 --> 01:56:52.119 one's yeah, I don't. 2498 01:56:51.920 --> 01:56:53.560 Know, that'd be interesting. If you could look if people's 2499 01:56:53.600 --> 01:56:56.239 directly or set your information, it'd be an interesting version 2500 01:56:56.279 --> 01:56:56.800 of the universe. 2501 01:56:57.159 --> 01:57:00.680 Whatever we're gonna read the twenty five dollars patrons, now, 2502 01:57:01.079 --> 01:57:03.399 remember you can join up to make me read your 2503 01:57:03.479 --> 01:57:04.279 name at the end of the show. 2504 01:57:05.520 --> 01:57:08.640 Count me down three, two and one. 2505 01:57:09.079 --> 01:57:11.079 Alpha five or Alpha V. 2506 01:57:11.359 --> 01:57:14.359 Not sure which one. I'm gonna assume Alpha five from 2507 01:57:14.439 --> 01:57:17.079 now on. The gayest Bronco fan in the history of 2508 01:57:17.199 --> 01:57:21.680 being gay. Come come with me, Let's come, let's come. 2509 01:57:21.800 --> 01:57:22.359 I'm gay. 2510 01:57:23.399 --> 01:57:24.079 That's pretty good. 2511 01:57:25.239 --> 01:57:28.840 Uh, bust inside my mouth, put the pen in, put 2512 01:57:29.199 --> 01:57:30.800 the pin in my Boca Live in Levy, The Loca 2513 01:57:31.359 --> 01:57:35.560 logert Yogurt presents Anakin, Skywalker and Aunt May doing a 2514 01:57:35.600 --> 01:57:40.119 fusion dance to become anime and also, my balls. 2515 01:57:39.920 --> 01:57:40.479 What are you doing? 2516 01:57:41.560 --> 01:57:46.520 Yeah, fifty gigs, fifty gigs of photos one hundred and 2517 01:57:46.520 --> 01:57:46.840 twenty eight. 2518 01:57:46.880 --> 01:57:50.680 Al right, oh of you've used. 2519 01:57:50.560 --> 01:57:52.560 Quite one hundred and twenty four gigs out of one 2520 01:57:52.640 --> 01:57:53.319 hundred and twenty eight. 2521 01:57:53.640 --> 01:57:56.720 But there's fifty gigs of that's bullshit. That's kind of 2522 01:57:56.760 --> 01:57:59.279 a lot. Was this bullshit? Yeah? Just bullshit. 2523 01:58:00.039 --> 01:58:01.800 I have full limp pornographies on here? 2524 01:58:02.640 --> 01:58:05.439 What full videos? Why? Why? No? 2525 01:58:05.640 --> 01:58:06.159 Good reason? 2526 01:58:06.359 --> 01:58:06.640 Okay? 2527 01:58:06.720 --> 01:58:13.640 Well, Big Chrissy, Benjamin Benjamin and Yahoo uh a company. 2528 01:58:13.760 --> 01:58:15.079 Night is trying to figure out how to get into 2529 01:58:15.079 --> 01:58:18.920 contact with the other transferm snark Tank patrons, Miss t Lamone, Milk, 2530 01:58:19.520 --> 01:58:23.840 Malik Berry, Stephen Bonnell, Welcome Destiny, uh. 2531 01:58:27.600 --> 01:58:29.520 Antal Footcake, Kobeva. 2532 01:58:29.119 --> 01:58:31.119 The idea that he would subscribe to this as hilarious 2533 01:58:31.520 --> 01:58:35.960 snark Tank oldest listener I d in profile pick why 2534 01:58:36.600 --> 01:58:37.279 are you serious? 2535 01:58:38.239 --> 01:58:42.600 Hey? Are you crazy? Crazy? Wait? What is that? 2536 01:58:43.439 --> 01:58:48.920 This is? Mister wait but hole, mister captain Big that's 2537 01:58:48.960 --> 01:58:51.000 a provisional driver's license. 2538 01:58:54.000 --> 01:59:04.399 What am I seeing? Captain Butthole? He lives on thirty 2539 01:59:04.439 --> 01:59:11.800 four Tomfoolery Lanes. That's great. I like that. 2540 01:59:12.039 --> 01:59:14.640 I love I love putting bullshit. Like like someone was like, hey, 2541 01:59:14.880 --> 01:59:17.840 we had to go to see the Museum of Death 2542 01:59:17.960 --> 01:59:20.560 or something like that was run by the scientologists, but 2543 01:59:20.640 --> 01:59:23.479 they're like, you can go in for free if you 2544 01:59:23.840 --> 01:59:25.920 give us your contact information. Obviously want to sell it 2545 01:59:26.000 --> 01:59:29.279 or try to convert us. I just gave him some bullshit, 2546 01:59:29.399 --> 01:59:33.560 like you know, like spelt dumbfuck at yahoo dot com, 2547 01:59:33.680 --> 01:59:35.760 but like spelt differently, you know, like do you you 2548 01:59:35.840 --> 01:59:39.720 know dumb if you if you some bullshit like that, 2549 01:59:39.920 --> 01:59:42.800 and and like one two three fake ass street, you. 2550 01:59:42.840 --> 01:59:47.960 Know, like some full as street. Tomfoolery Lane is amazing. 2551 01:59:48.439 --> 01:59:49.199 It's a very good one. 2552 01:59:49.520 --> 01:59:51.319 Yeah, I'm sad. I'm sure I wonder if there is 2553 01:59:51.359 --> 01:59:53.600 a Tomfoolery Lane somewhere. There must be, right, Yeah, for 2554 01:59:53.640 --> 01:59:56.399 sure somebody else. He lives on three Tomfoolery Lane. Oh God, 2555 01:59:56.560 --> 02:00:01.880 apartments three insane Kobaba snark tanks all this listener idea 2556 02:00:02.359 --> 02:00:07.000 sure way way ahead of you. Gay boy Farty, Yeah, 2557 02:00:07.520 --> 02:00:09.560 mo than me. I got way more storage to my 2558 02:00:09.720 --> 02:00:13.760 phone's dead. Gay boy Farty, Young Colin mistaking white fosphorus 2559 02:00:13.800 --> 02:00:16.720 for flower the Dark Passengers, Sloppy Toppy and the Jalopi 2560 02:00:16.960 --> 02:00:19.920 Young Colin pushing current day Colin into a wood chip 2561 02:00:20.000 --> 02:00:22.600 or feet first and then making snow angels in the 2562 02:00:22.680 --> 02:00:28.720 spraying viscera. Uh, defending swing from the haters, like it's 2563 02:00:28.840 --> 02:00:30.319 the Battle of Thermopylae. 2564 02:00:32.920 --> 02:00:34.560 What Thermopylas the. 2565 02:00:34.520 --> 02:00:37.319 Battle of Thermopyla, you know, the final battle of three 2566 02:00:37.399 --> 02:00:40.640 hundred Oh yeah, yeah, of course I know that. 2567 02:00:40.840 --> 02:00:44.479 I forgot what I was from the Battle Thermopola in 2568 02:00:44.479 --> 02:00:46.880 the hot gates. Not a Greek homo. I don't know 2569 02:00:47.199 --> 02:00:50.600 about that. I'm not a Greek homo. That was way 2570 02:00:51.479 --> 02:00:57.560 that freekmo. Well, I mean, you know, they were obviously 2571 02:00:57.640 --> 02:01:00.159 relentlessly fucking each other. That's why they were so bro 2572 02:01:00.760 --> 02:01:02.039 brotherhood powerful. 2573 02:01:02.079 --> 02:01:05.359 It's like the fucking Greek god autistically is what is it? 2574 02:01:06.920 --> 02:01:07.880 Shut the funk up? Read the. 2575 02:01:10.319 --> 02:01:16.680 He's the guy of a correctly guessing then authentically yes, 2576 02:01:17.159 --> 02:01:19.920 shut up? Literally fed this toddler last week? 2577 02:01:20.079 --> 02:01:25.840 Please? Uh? Why is why is this? Yeah? I fed this, 2578 02:01:25.960 --> 02:01:27.000 literally fed this out of the last week. 2579 02:01:27.000 --> 02:01:28.840 Why is this crying Delta Gama clamia Le's whi The 2580 02:01:28.880 --> 02:01:31.239 third Extra m Idea The Stark Tank Awards twenty twenty five. 2581 02:01:31.640 --> 02:01:32.319 It's not a bad idea. 2582 02:01:32.359 --> 02:01:37.359 Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, trans trans Knights kissing as the 2583 02:01:37.479 --> 02:01:39.199 Dragoon does the work. 2584 02:01:39.640 --> 02:01:41.079 I am going to kill the president with the border. 2585 02:01:41.239 --> 02:01:45.479 A butt to put my cream on, Gaye Dick Long 2586 02:01:46.039 --> 02:01:47.279 A kiss to build a dream. 2587 02:01:47.079 --> 02:01:52.960 On by Luis Louis Armstrong Yaye Dick Long, dude brother 2588 02:01:55.680 --> 02:01:59.560 speaking of Uh, I don't know whatever I'm playing Legend 2589 02:01:59.560 --> 02:02:01.000 of Dragoon. Oh really? 2590 02:02:01.760 --> 02:02:02.880 Why finally? 2591 02:02:04.279 --> 02:02:05.439 Just this is the first time. 2592 02:02:07.479 --> 02:02:09.399 Actually playing it. Yeah, I've played it, but I'm not 2593 02:02:09.520 --> 02:02:10.840 like I'm really going through the story now. 2594 02:02:10.960 --> 02:02:11.560 Fucking love it. 2595 02:02:11.720 --> 02:02:14.600 My game is fucking hilariously old, but I like it 2596 02:02:14.680 --> 02:02:14.920 a lot. 2597 02:02:15.439 --> 02:02:17.600 Yeah, I don't know anything about it. It's great, it's good. 2598 02:02:17.640 --> 02:02:20.399 It's so exclusive. Never seen USh it again? 2599 02:02:21.359 --> 02:02:23.000 What do you mean? Oh yeah, it's a PC. I 2600 02:02:23.039 --> 02:02:25.880 guess never. I never seen it again. I wonder what 2601 02:02:26.159 --> 02:02:30.119 I wonder? What is going to go? Look a volcano? 2602 02:02:30.199 --> 02:02:33.680 Stupid ass move. I keep messing, No, I'm not fucking 2603 02:02:33.680 --> 02:02:34.960 it up, and they're telling me I'm sucking it up. 2604 02:02:35.479 --> 02:02:36.640 I know I'm not fucking it up. 2605 02:02:36.720 --> 02:02:40.600 Literally, today, Slash Today is the Macy's Gay Parade. 2606 02:02:40.920 --> 02:02:45.000 The Knight of Men's on its way. 2607 02:02:46.039 --> 02:02:48.159 The Macy's Day thanks Giving Day parade was crazy. 2608 02:02:49.199 --> 02:02:51.720 Double have the balloons that are blown up and hurt 2609 02:02:51.760 --> 02:02:52.479 people before. 2610 02:02:52.439 --> 02:02:53.560 No, not hurt people, I have. 2611 02:02:56.279 --> 02:02:59.760 It's insane. Earth existing in Star Wars. Earth existing in 2612 02:02:59.760 --> 02:03:01.079 Star Wars made me not a fan. 2613 02:03:01.920 --> 02:03:02.119 People? 2614 02:03:02.279 --> 02:03:04.520 Does there the existence star Wars like official? Technically? Yeah, 2615 02:03:05.000 --> 02:03:05.800 I don't like that either. 2616 02:03:05.880 --> 02:03:08.279 But it's so like not near, like no one's interacted 2617 02:03:08.319 --> 02:03:08.840 with us ever. 2618 02:03:09.680 --> 02:03:12.000 Sure, it's kind of weird. It should just be in 2619 02:03:12.039 --> 02:03:14.880 its own fucking I mean, it's literally in a galaxy 2620 02:03:14.960 --> 02:03:15.520 far far away. 2621 02:03:16.840 --> 02:03:19.279 Yeah, it makes it a little less magical to know that, 2622 02:03:19.359 --> 02:03:22.520 like Reagan is out there, you know, like it's the past. 2623 02:03:22.920 --> 02:03:23.560 It's the past. 2624 02:03:23.720 --> 02:03:25.840 Yeah, but the light and what about light travel? 2625 02:03:25.920 --> 02:03:30.600 You know, still the past. I don't know, doesn't the 2626 02:03:30.640 --> 02:03:33.079 store time that much. It's still beh you know, and 2627 02:03:33.439 --> 02:03:35.640 you don't know that for sure. Travel to me the 2628 02:03:35.720 --> 02:03:38.439 light somewhere, You're gonna get there when light gets there, 2629 02:03:38.479 --> 02:03:39.039 So it's time still. 2630 02:03:39.239 --> 02:03:41.119 Yeah, but it's a long time ago based on actual 2631 02:03:41.159 --> 02:03:43.560 time or light, you know what I mean. 2632 02:03:43.800 --> 02:03:47.079 Both both of those things exist simultaneously. You know that 2633 02:03:47.760 --> 02:03:49.880 these are different things, man, they affect one other but 2634 02:03:49.920 --> 02:03:52.960 they're different. It's okay, man, you don't know what I'm saying. 2635 02:03:54.560 --> 02:03:59.159 Shut up, you brown comedy, Shut up brown communists. 2636 02:03:59.239 --> 02:04:03.520 You look like a Colbert, you look like you look 2637 02:04:03.600 --> 02:04:06.880 like a fucking Teddy Graham. You're dumb and gay. You're 2638 02:04:06.960 --> 02:04:10.880 dumb and gay. Well, I knew for a fact you'd 2639 02:04:10.920 --> 02:04:13.520 be gay when I met you, and I'm disappointed in 2640 02:04:13.600 --> 02:04:16.479 how gay you actually are. I thought you'd be a 2641 02:04:16.520 --> 02:04:17.159 little less gay. 2642 02:04:17.279 --> 02:04:22.479 But here, here we are Dave Rubin shouting his own 2643 02:04:22.560 --> 02:04:25.720 name during sex, d. 2644 02:04:28.239 --> 02:04:28.720 Real ship. 2645 02:04:29.479 --> 02:04:33.159 That is fucking uncomfortable, dude. That is the one thing 2646 02:04:33.199 --> 02:04:35.680 about being gay. But like I think would be like 2647 02:04:35.760 --> 02:04:39.000 weird a little bit to shout your own name or 2648 02:04:39.079 --> 02:04:40.359 to like say your own name during. 2649 02:04:40.520 --> 02:04:43.199 That doesn't that's possible for even like stra lerships. 2650 02:04:42.840 --> 02:04:46.600 Too, It's on It's way more uncommon. If I dated 2651 02:04:46.640 --> 02:04:47.399 a Chris. 2652 02:04:48.079 --> 02:04:51.840 Christine, I wouldn't You wouldn't dated a Christina? No? Why not? 2653 02:04:51.920 --> 02:04:52.800 You wouldn't it be interesting? 2654 02:04:53.159 --> 02:04:56.000 No, that's that's a lot. That's a lot for me. Man, 2655 02:04:57.199 --> 02:04:59.199 that's a weird that's a weird line to. 2656 02:04:59.239 --> 02:05:01.000 Be for me. As my name is Kingston. So if 2657 02:05:01.039 --> 02:05:02.359 a woman has the name Kings and rest walls. It 2658 02:05:02.359 --> 02:05:03.279 should be fucking burned. 2659 02:05:03.800 --> 02:05:09.279 Yeah, but secondly, you've never heard of kingstona Kingstina, Kina 2660 02:05:09.439 --> 02:05:11.560 literally queens if anything, queens. 2661 02:05:12.840 --> 02:05:13.239 Stupid. 2662 02:05:13.359 --> 02:05:16.079 I wanted to be stupid queens, queens and stupid Kingson's 2663 02:05:16.079 --> 02:05:18.199 not is that what you're saying kings is stupid? 2664 02:05:18.239 --> 02:05:18.479 Also? 2665 02:05:18.640 --> 02:05:23.279 But uh anyway, the arbater I put I put phenomena 2666 02:05:23.479 --> 02:05:26.239 phenomenon in the cup chair and tapped the blazer. 2667 02:05:26.239 --> 02:05:26.680 It's crazy. 2668 02:05:27.159 --> 02:05:30.760 Ship is ship in my ass? I'm crouching down over 2669 02:05:30.840 --> 02:05:35.520 your face. Uh, Berserker Rolli's bang bus size Venus, reckless Rhino, 2670 02:05:35.600 --> 02:05:38.079 the Sloker too. Why so dirty meat canyons Garfield video 2671 02:05:38.159 --> 02:05:42.079 but with love Craft didn't get better on Twitch, but 2672 02:05:42.119 --> 02:05:43.119 I think he got on band already. 2673 02:05:43.199 --> 02:05:45.399 What do what happened? Even it made like a kill 2674 02:05:45.479 --> 02:05:48.439 myself joke? Oh yeah band for that really yeah? 2675 02:05:48.479 --> 02:05:50.720 But he got unbanned me because it's just like, well, 2676 02:05:50.800 --> 02:05:52.760 I mean it's against cos, but I mean, come on. 2677 02:05:53.680 --> 02:05:56.279 There's there's people spreading their whole fucking pussy holes out there. 2678 02:05:56.319 --> 02:05:58.000 You remember that. I do remember that. I have the 2679 02:05:58.079 --> 02:05:59.560 video still vain. 2680 02:06:00.039 --> 02:06:01.239 I was like, what the fuck is going on? 2681 02:06:02.960 --> 02:06:03.640 First? Same video? 2682 02:06:03.680 --> 02:06:08.680 Actually, first same video Van the Cock, Johnson, My Chris Hanson, Tommagotchi, 2683 02:06:08.880 --> 02:06:12.720 hard boiled eggs, Bayonetting, a French soldier with a bad dragon, 2684 02:06:12.800 --> 02:06:14.840 twy old man spaghetti nuts. I started this company. You 2685 02:06:14.920 --> 02:06:18.119 know that I've had sex with guys domination, I've built 2686 02:06:18.239 --> 02:06:19.079 the comthrower. 2687 02:06:19.119 --> 02:06:19.920 I'm coming for you. Swing. 2688 02:06:20.079 --> 02:06:23.039 Keep your eyes open. Derek not Chavin is innocent? Hashtag 2689 02:06:23.079 --> 02:06:25.720 frame around that Asian's whole family or firefighters very right 2690 02:06:26.199 --> 02:06:27.520 and do in fact hate socialism. 2691 02:06:27.560 --> 02:06:32.119 It's so funny. Uh, they are awesome. That's awesome. I 2692 02:06:32.199 --> 02:06:33.239 love it so awesome. 2693 02:06:33.279 --> 02:06:38.199 Yeah, Uh, I wonder if they just don't get it 2694 02:06:38.279 --> 02:06:42.039 then that's so funny. That is hilarious that a firefighter 2695 02:06:42.079 --> 02:06:42.840 would hate socialism. 2696 02:06:42.880 --> 02:06:45.000 They don't know what communism nor socialism is. 2697 02:06:45.119 --> 02:06:47.319 They don't know any any Yeah, they don't. 2698 02:06:47.359 --> 02:06:49.840 Yeah, they don't know the words. Nobody knows words anymore. 2699 02:06:49.960 --> 02:06:54.039 I'm noticing asking a genie to make Swing allergic to 2700 02:06:54.159 --> 02:06:57.560 chicken and make Derek no longer allergic to eggs. Why 2701 02:06:59.680 --> 02:07:02.319 so we're the trade, I think, yeah, especial because Kickson 2702 02:07:02.319 --> 02:07:07.640 wouldn't get molested by that fucking demon from street Fighter 2703 02:07:08.199 --> 02:07:11.479 to let me tap camey, it's not a good friend. 2704 02:07:12.479 --> 02:07:24.319 So like I mean, Ethan Kleinsing versus James Goon, who's 2705 02:07:24.359 --> 02:07:28.359 the best reformed diaper sniper diaper snipers insane? 2706 02:07:29.880 --> 02:07:31.199 Is crazy? Is really? 2707 02:07:33.159 --> 02:07:37.640 Holy fuck God Christ, that is a wild It's unfortunate 2708 02:07:37.720 --> 02:07:44.239 that it makes sense like that should be nonsense. But whatever, 2709 02:07:45.439 --> 02:07:48.640 trans Dragoon, we need a healer to finish the part. 2710 02:07:48.880 --> 02:07:56.520 The gay harbor butcher load Queen of fat hazard Trump 2711 02:07:56.600 --> 02:08:01.000 pardoning mister Gobbles, the sick bastard himself. What the sick 2712 02:08:01.039 --> 02:08:04.439 passing himself with that nasty turkey neck necklacy gobblin big 2713 02:08:04.560 --> 02:08:07.479 b Bill. It's a lot of fucking words, two parentheses 2714 02:08:08.159 --> 02:08:11.039 in the same fucking that's a lot. Man bald, blue 2715 02:08:11.079 --> 02:08:13.439 eyed German man asking if Swingen is the inspiration for 2716 02:08:13.560 --> 02:08:18.119 Gollum and dispatch young Colin who's lost nineteen of his 2717 02:08:18.359 --> 02:08:19.520 best guys that day. 2718 02:08:20.600 --> 02:08:21.199 It's crazy. 2719 02:08:21.319 --> 02:08:22.840 Victor Frankenstein's womb sickness. 2720 02:08:22.920 --> 02:08:23.760 I just saw that movie. 2721 02:08:24.680 --> 02:08:28.880 Uh, Victor Frankenstein's a dick. Huh, yeah, he's kind of I. 2722 02:08:28.880 --> 02:08:29.159 Thought he was. 2723 02:08:29.199 --> 02:08:30.960 I always thought he was like the nice, really good guy. 2724 02:08:31.199 --> 02:08:34.279 I thought he was like the hero, right, No, famously. 2725 02:08:35.079 --> 02:08:37.239 I really, because I read the book and I thought, like, 2726 02:08:37.399 --> 02:08:39.680 not read the book. I read Mary Shelley's Frankenston, and. 2727 02:08:39.960 --> 02:08:42.399 You thought Victor was a good guy. He comes across 2728 02:08:42.640 --> 02:08:45.520 very sympathetic. I thought he was like a benevolent guy. 2729 02:08:45.720 --> 02:08:47.520 He wanted to make a guy. Who doesn't want to 2730 02:08:47.560 --> 02:08:47.920 make a guy. 2731 02:08:48.039 --> 02:08:50.560 Anyone that wants to make a person's not a great person. 2732 02:08:51.159 --> 02:08:52.359 So parents are bad people. 2733 02:08:52.560 --> 02:08:55.399 Way to go create a person, they don't make it. 2734 02:08:55.680 --> 02:08:57.840 That's kind of the same thing. Arguably, I make a 2735 02:08:57.960 --> 02:08:58.760 video and I create a video. 2736 02:08:58.800 --> 02:09:01.000 It's the same thing. There's difference, right, because he's creating 2737 02:09:01.000 --> 02:09:02.760 a videos like, oh you put up the it's like 2738 02:09:03.319 --> 02:09:07.479 more sex make maybe come live. I noticed you abandoned 2739 02:09:07.560 --> 02:09:13.439 your previous Yeah. Yeah, Victor put people together. I see 2740 02:09:13.520 --> 02:09:15.159 in that movie. That's crazy. He talked about how he's 2741 02:09:15.199 --> 02:09:17.920 like has memories and glimpses of all these pieces of 2742 02:09:18.119 --> 02:09:21.119 that's kind of like, that's insane because they were like 2743 02:09:21.319 --> 02:09:24.279 rapists and killers, lots of them, and like soldiers. 2744 02:09:24.399 --> 02:09:27.119 Yeah, it doesn't make a lot of sense because it 2745 02:09:27.119 --> 02:09:29.199 would be one brain when no. 2746 02:09:29.399 --> 02:09:32.279 Well he's he's he's an aberration quite literally. 2747 02:09:32.399 --> 02:09:34.680 Yeah, but like other parts of don't hold memories. 2748 02:09:34.760 --> 02:09:35.319 It's stupid. 2749 02:09:35.439 --> 02:09:37.479 I mean, I guess at that moment, I guess maybe 2750 02:09:37.520 --> 02:09:39.720 the heart possibly has a lot of neurons in it. 2751 02:09:39.800 --> 02:09:41.560 Maybe I guess not nearly as much as the brain. 2752 02:09:41.680 --> 02:09:45.840 Yeah, yeah, maybe you guys, I think I think, I 2753 02:09:45.960 --> 02:09:48.520 think I don't This might be controversial to saying I'm 2754 02:09:48.720 --> 02:09:52.000 starting to really doubt the scientific veracity of Frankenstein. 2755 02:09:52.159 --> 02:09:56.199 Oh you know, it's crazy. I you have a belief 2756 02:09:56.279 --> 02:09:57.880 that if we did more tests on people, WI just 2757 02:09:58.000 --> 02:10:02.039 you know, we shouldn't do probably because you know, billionaires 2758 02:10:02.079 --> 02:10:03.880 would ruin it, like they do everything. What are you 2759 02:10:03.960 --> 02:10:05.000 What are you saying? What are you suggesting? 2760 02:10:05.079 --> 02:10:07.439 I think that we have some wild ship scientifically, like 2761 02:10:07.560 --> 02:10:08.159 some oh. 2762 02:10:08.159 --> 02:10:12.159 We could be unethical. Yeah, yeah, uh, that's why we 2763 02:10:12.279 --> 02:10:13.720 know it could be ethical. 2764 02:10:13.800 --> 02:10:15.560 The problem is that it would it just would have 2765 02:10:15.600 --> 02:10:17.479 devolved into not we can't feel it because of the 2766 02:10:17.560 --> 02:10:22.119 nature of how people suck so much. You could be like, oh, 2767 02:10:22.880 --> 02:10:24.800 you know, you sign this thing that when you pass away, 2768 02:10:24.840 --> 02:10:25.439 like somebody. 2769 02:10:25.239 --> 02:10:26.199 Had ducked him in his sleep. 2770 02:10:26.319 --> 02:10:32.920 Somebody likes five. You'd find some guy that of blood blood, 2771 02:10:33.000 --> 02:10:35.520 you know, uniqueness, right, and it'd be like all right, well, 2772 02:10:35.600 --> 02:10:37.119 usually there's this thing where if you sign like, oh, 2773 02:10:37.239 --> 02:10:38.920 you are allowed to use your body for science at 2774 02:10:38.920 --> 02:10:41.479 a certain point, but then motherfuckers that are rich would 2775 02:10:41.479 --> 02:10:43.720 be like, I want that guy's blood type bullshit. So 2776 02:10:43.800 --> 02:10:45.840 they would lie and they would fuck it up, and 2777 02:10:45.880 --> 02:10:47.680 then people would end up being sacrificing their lives for 2778 02:10:47.760 --> 02:10:49.039 no reason. And that's why we can't do it. 2779 02:10:49.159 --> 02:10:52.960 Literally, you can sound yourself with a potato, not a 2780 02:10:53.039 --> 02:10:56.159 potato like I could. Someone could. 2781 02:10:56.199 --> 02:10:58.359 What about a French fries is a potato French fry is? 2782 02:11:00.680 --> 02:11:00.960 So you. 2783 02:11:02.760 --> 02:11:04.039 Don't I don't think I can. 2784 02:11:04.439 --> 02:11:08.479 You lied to me, you can do it. I could, 2785 02:11:08.560 --> 02:11:10.920 but I want to be the spirit of vengeance. It 2786 02:11:11.000 --> 02:11:14.359 means balls thug Zilla and young Colin versus old Colin 2787 02:11:14.560 --> 02:11:18.000 Copzilla g t A for Swing said, Glitch frocks together. 2788 02:11:18.039 --> 02:11:20.720 Strong bisexual Jewish ginger who can't pick a struggle. 2789 02:11:21.319 --> 02:11:23.760 Damn, I would go with the I would go with 2790 02:11:23.840 --> 02:11:26.600 ginger personally. Yeah, yeah, bisexuals. 2791 02:11:26.640 --> 02:11:29.680 I mean that's not really I mean, I mean, I'm 2792 02:11:29.680 --> 02:11:31.039 not gonna I'm not gonna finish that second. 2793 02:11:31.359 --> 02:11:33.880 It's its own little struggle because of what you're saying now. 2794 02:11:34.000 --> 02:11:37.439 I mean, it's just I mean you're doing it. No, 2795 02:11:37.840 --> 02:11:39.159 I'm literally doing it right now. 2796 02:11:39.239 --> 02:11:41.920 No, I'm just saying, it's like it's that's you know, 2797 02:11:42.159 --> 02:11:47.760 is it a struggle. It is a double jump a struggle. Yes, No, 2798 02:11:47.960 --> 02:11:50.000 It's just this is a pretty good situation. 2799 02:11:50.520 --> 02:11:53.479 It's difficult to jump twice because most people can't jump. 2800 02:11:53.319 --> 02:11:54.399 Twice, right, Most people can't. 2801 02:11:54.720 --> 02:11:57.560 Most people don't even want to. Most people only want 2802 02:11:57.600 --> 02:12:00.680 to jump. One wants to jump twice. You're not understanding 2803 02:12:00.720 --> 02:12:03.119 that most people. Would you like to jump twice if 2804 02:12:03.119 --> 02:12:06.199 you could? Would you like the ability to jump twice? 2805 02:12:10.119 --> 02:12:15.439 Answer me? I mean like it's like you wouldn't want 2806 02:12:15.479 --> 02:12:16.479 to jump two times? 2807 02:12:16.600 --> 02:12:19.880 Sure, I just most people naturally don't have a proclivity 2808 02:12:19.960 --> 02:12:20.760 to jump twice. 2809 02:12:21.800 --> 02:12:24.199 Some people they would all like to jump twice. 2810 02:12:25.279 --> 02:12:30.279 You're not understanding. What I'm saying is there's some people 2811 02:12:30.319 --> 02:12:33.600 who naturally can jump twice. They have two jumps. That's 2812 02:12:33.720 --> 02:12:38.079 not really a struggle. It's just an ability. That's like, 2813 02:12:38.319 --> 02:12:41.399 in some ways, it's less a struggle. I'm just saying, 2814 02:12:42.079 --> 02:12:45.319 you know, what's the proble, What's what's the struggle? 2815 02:12:46.600 --> 02:12:50.680 Being invalidated? You're doing it, You're invalidating. It's just like 2816 02:12:50.840 --> 02:12:54.159 it is you're invalidating someone. Know, you just have every 2817 02:12:54.239 --> 02:12:54.960 option available. 2818 02:12:54.960 --> 02:12:58.720 It doesn't sound like a struggle and that take to 2819 02:12:58.800 --> 02:13:01.840 be out of the l G get no matter hair, 2820 02:13:02.640 --> 02:13:04.840 l G L l L. 2821 02:13:06.760 --> 02:13:07.359 Pull it together. 2822 02:13:07.439 --> 02:13:09.119 Actually, I think that's the only reason they're there. 2823 02:13:09.199 --> 02:13:12.119 Really sounds good. 2824 02:13:12.239 --> 02:13:15.920 Yeah, there's just been the ces no no, I love 2825 02:13:15.960 --> 02:13:18.239 everyone that I don't know. 2826 02:13:18.279 --> 02:13:19.319 Everybody's saying. 2827 02:13:23.359 --> 02:13:24.760 Literally doubled people. 2828 02:13:25.359 --> 02:13:28.199 But then people invalidate you. What's the invalidation? What are 2829 02:13:28.199 --> 02:13:31.279 you so worry? Sexual men particularly get invalidated all the time, 2830 02:13:31.319 --> 02:13:34.239 but it just get called gay because they're gay. Got them. 2831 02:13:38.479 --> 02:13:39.199 I'm trying to help. 2832 02:13:39.279 --> 02:13:41.039 I will say, I don't know many by Sweeny does 2833 02:13:41.119 --> 02:13:44.039 not hate the gays. And here's here's what I will say. 2834 02:13:44.520 --> 02:13:46.079 Here's what I will say. This is a very this 2835 02:13:46.239 --> 02:13:48.520 is a normal. I don't mean this in any way. 2836 02:13:48.600 --> 02:13:50.840 I'm just saying that what I've noticed, it's a lot 2837 02:13:50.920 --> 02:13:56.359 of by men end up dating or married to men, 2838 02:13:57.279 --> 02:14:00.640 they end up solidifying with with the gay half and 2839 02:14:00.800 --> 02:14:03.039 buy women after and buy women end up with men 2840 02:14:03.199 --> 02:14:03.880 off the women. 2841 02:14:04.239 --> 02:14:09.680 It's something that I've noticed. I noticed her. I've slept 2842 02:14:09.720 --> 02:14:12.640 with lesbian women. I slept with lesbian women before me too, 2843 02:14:13.039 --> 02:14:19.840 like lesbian it's like sure, yeah, like, hey, I'm joking, 2844 02:14:20.720 --> 02:14:26.239 I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm not joking. The 2845 02:14:26.439 --> 02:14:30.159 scared dude. That isn't that insane? That animals kind of 2846 02:14:30.199 --> 02:14:35.079 do that too, Like to put their little animal with. 2847 02:14:35.039 --> 02:14:39.479 The Halo theme playing and then tape here it goes 2848 02:14:39.520 --> 02:14:39.720 like this. 2849 02:14:41.600 --> 02:14:43.960 It's like, scared. That animal is awesome. 2850 02:14:44.119 --> 02:14:46.239 I've seen the I don't know if they're prairie dogs 2851 02:14:46.359 --> 02:14:48.520 or gophers or whatever, but they see them push each other. 2852 02:14:48.720 --> 02:14:55.239 Yes, we're too, don't like they get pissed off and 2853 02:14:55.239 --> 02:14:56.159 they starts shoving each other. 2854 02:14:56.319 --> 02:14:57.680 It was crazy wild. 2855 02:14:57.760 --> 02:15:00.239 It's very human. Dogs shove each other to like dog 2856 02:15:00.279 --> 02:15:02.920 sins another. A dog got it like fucking shoves it 2857 02:15:03.000 --> 02:15:04.880 with its head and it's like you always being aggressive 2858 02:15:04.920 --> 02:15:06.399 to him. That's crazy. 2859 02:15:07.600 --> 02:15:11.279 Tell me I think the videos of girl is throwing raccoons. 2860 02:15:11.960 --> 02:15:13.640 That's very cool. That's crazy. 2861 02:15:13.960 --> 02:15:15.319 I want to get a golfer. I want to get 2862 02:15:15.359 --> 02:15:18.279 a golfriend. I want to around. Why does pissing sound 2863 02:15:18.319 --> 02:15:20.960 like get a golfriend shove it around the house? What 2864 02:15:21.760 --> 02:15:25.039 do you just to shove it around? That likes not 2865 02:15:25.119 --> 02:15:27.399 how I would shove a human but like like a gopher. 2866 02:15:27.399 --> 02:15:27.840 Little shop. 2867 02:15:27.960 --> 02:15:30.840 All right, Young Colin killed eight people to start the 2868 02:15:30.920 --> 02:15:35.399 Boss Rush. Open a po box. Just by the way, 2869 02:15:35.439 --> 02:15:38.119 don't write in about the game. We're working around. I 2870 02:15:38.159 --> 02:15:40.279 feel like the people are gonna be writing and it's like, actually, 2871 02:15:40.720 --> 02:15:50.520 you know whatever. Uh yeah, he meant everything. He meant 2872 02:15:50.560 --> 02:15:54.359 everything we said. We're scripted, and Derek wrote that out. Yeah, 2873 02:15:54.720 --> 02:15:58.800 I would be quiet crazy, I'll take responsibility. He ended with, 2874 02:15:58.960 --> 02:16:03.079 written and performed by Uh, big meaty Stings guide for 2875 02:16:03.199 --> 02:16:06.840 your big Donald dumps shard of the deal, shooting Swing 2876 02:16:06.920 --> 02:16:09.880 in the head every time he's late. Uh open a 2877 02:16:09.920 --> 02:16:12.960 peel box, to open a peal box to send you 2878 02:16:13.079 --> 02:16:17.600 my comrag. No, that's out of that's crazy shootings A 2879 02:16:18.279 --> 02:16:20.760 gay actor, Rose but Delicious. Tarantino's tenth movie is live 2880 02:16:20.800 --> 02:16:23.399 action Dragon Ball. Sorry I can't. I had a burrito 2881 02:16:23.479 --> 02:16:28.000 manifesting Lando eating his own dick on Sunday. Uh have 2882 02:16:28.119 --> 02:16:31.159 no concept of what that is. Heath reminded of a U. 2883 02:16:31.239 --> 02:16:33.760 E O card gigs. The real Kingston Jamison, who went 2884 02:16:33.799 --> 02:16:35.879 missing in two thousand and five, is Swing growing out 2885 02:16:35.959 --> 02:16:37.600 his beard to be black Santa. 2886 02:16:37.920 --> 02:16:39.520 Yes, sit right, you, Shad. 2887 02:16:40.200 --> 02:16:40.959 I lined it up. 2888 02:16:40.959 --> 02:16:43.600 I got it's pretty. It's thicker than it's been in 2889 02:16:43.680 --> 02:16:44.159 a long time. 2890 02:16:44.360 --> 02:16:45.559 She had like a hunger games beard. 2891 02:16:45.799 --> 02:16:49.920 Yeah, ridiculous. You know, designs and ships like dumb fucking designs. 2892 02:16:49.920 --> 02:16:56.360 It looks Jennifer is not really my concern. Really alone 2893 02:16:56.479 --> 02:16:58.760 is pretty bad. It's pretty bad. But uh, she's still 2894 02:16:58.799 --> 02:17:00.719 a woman, so you know that's with it. I get it. 2895 02:17:02.399 --> 02:17:07.799 Like, okay, even swings Mike wants him to shut the 2896 02:17:07.840 --> 02:17:11.399 fuck out. Oh yeah, because the uh was he had 2897 02:17:11.440 --> 02:17:14.680 the auto thing at home. Oh, I will be found 2898 02:17:14.719 --> 02:17:17.120 at at twenty five wrapped up in a trampoline. 2899 02:17:17.159 --> 02:17:17.639 Springs. 2900 02:17:18.239 --> 02:17:19.719 Fuck, I mean, good God, bless you man. 2901 02:17:19.760 --> 02:17:21.079 What a way to go? What a way to go? 2902 02:17:21.600 --> 02:17:25.120 Ariana Grande killed in downtown by a gust of wind. Yeah, 2903 02:17:25.120 --> 02:17:28.360 they're getting megath in, dude, I don't know what they're doing. 2904 02:17:28.360 --> 02:17:30.639 I don't know. They got like Katen before, she was 2905 02:17:30.680 --> 02:17:32.879 doun before in the last movie. But she is, she's 2906 02:17:33.000 --> 02:17:35.760 they're both in it's fight. You've seen these Cynthia is 2907 02:17:35.799 --> 02:17:40.799 a wicked cast and they're just like fucking they were 2908 02:17:40.920 --> 02:17:42.680 like fucking spiders. They were doing the thing with the 2909 02:17:42.760 --> 02:17:46.600 other guy that uh that's uh Fiera, I forgot his name, 2910 02:17:46.680 --> 02:17:49.959 Guy Fieri, Fierro, the guy, the guy from guer Yeah, 2911 02:17:50.040 --> 02:17:52.639 the guy that plays the love interest in Wicked, the 2912 02:17:52.760 --> 02:17:54.719 chef guy. It was him and Jeff Goldblum and they 2913 02:17:54.760 --> 02:17:56.799 were talking about like how he's first gay person ever 2914 02:17:56.879 --> 02:17:57.680 get Man of the Year. 2915 02:17:57.639 --> 02:17:58.440 Like six Man a year. 2916 02:17:58.600 --> 02:18:00.840 Guy Fieri is the first game man again, Jeff gold. 2917 02:18:02.360 --> 02:18:04.200 Like, you're the first the first game and he's like 2918 02:18:04.239 --> 02:18:05.200 first openly He's like. 2919 02:18:05.319 --> 02:18:08.680 Oh okay, well yeah, oh yeah, I did see that where. 2920 02:18:08.559 --> 02:18:11.920 He's like, yes, he's like some of them are gay 2921 02:18:11.920 --> 02:18:23.559 because I fuck them sports. I like him so much. 2922 02:18:24.760 --> 02:18:26.760 He is funny a sports. It's in the sands. 2923 02:18:26.760 --> 02:18:28.680 Sweet Sweeny still doesn't have blinds. 2924 02:18:30.120 --> 02:18:34.280 I donna have what you call it penetrate some So 2925 02:18:34.319 --> 02:18:36.799 they're not blind, brother, they're not blind. What do they 2926 02:18:36.840 --> 02:18:38.760 what do they call that? The sun penetrates and they're 2927 02:18:38.799 --> 02:18:41.079 not blind. They're just curtains. I guess. Uh. 2928 02:18:41.559 --> 02:18:45.079 Swen eats garmand Bojo through his gables alstraw, naming strangers 2929 02:18:45.159 --> 02:18:46.159 penises at the urinal. 2930 02:18:46.399 --> 02:18:49.520 That's crazy. Your name is wing Wing. 2931 02:18:51.319 --> 02:18:53.680 Fear me for I've become gay destroyer of ass fucker 2932 02:18:53.719 --> 02:18:56.360 of man. I collect pronouns like infinity, Stones, Day's, mbt U, 2933 02:18:56.559 --> 02:19:01.280 b t W, Sark, Bimpson, young Colin getting the lured 2934 02:19:01.280 --> 02:19:04.319 into a van with Mega man merch Department of whoror 2935 02:19:04.520 --> 02:19:08.319 we suck you of We suck you a very penis, 2936 02:19:08.760 --> 02:19:11.200 We suck you a very penis. We suck you a 2937 02:19:11.319 --> 02:19:11.879 very penis. 2938 02:19:12.399 --> 02:19:13.840 Whether trans, gay. 2939 02:19:13.760 --> 02:19:20.760 Or queer, that's it's it's stretching over. Yeah, you could 2940 02:19:20.920 --> 02:19:22.479 you could do something with that though you're you're on 2941 02:19:22.520 --> 02:19:25.920 the right track. Yeah you could do something there. Yeah, 2942 02:19:26.120 --> 02:19:31.200 revision necessary, come back next week. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, guys, 2943 02:19:31.680 --> 02:19:33.399 I gotta stop reading the names for a sec. 2944 02:19:33.600 --> 02:19:34.440 This is really bothered me. 2945 02:19:34.520 --> 02:19:35.920 Derek, why haven't you kissed me today? 2946 02:19:36.159 --> 02:19:40.639 Nice? Nice, somebody's that's the first. 2947 02:19:40.520 --> 02:19:42.479 Time somebody's actually used the names in the way that 2948 02:19:42.520 --> 02:19:44.760 people intended to actually, yeah, the way it's intended to be. 2949 02:19:45.200 --> 02:19:48.479 Yeah, Dix out on the floor. I love this gay shit, baby, 2950 02:19:48.520 --> 02:19:50.239 I can't suck dick anymore. Keep it cool. 2951 02:19:50.239 --> 02:19:53.639 What's the name of and it cuts out cock cheese crumbs? Hey, 2952 02:19:53.719 --> 02:19:55.000 i'm azzy? Fuck that ring? 2953 02:19:55.159 --> 02:19:55.520 Save me? 2954 02:19:56.200 --> 02:20:00.200 Uh goon, devil the man without come chasing cars by 2955 02:20:00.239 --> 02:20:05.920 blow patrol. If if I'm gay, no, you're just trying. 2956 02:20:06.399 --> 02:20:09.120 If I'm gay queer, If I'm just gay queer, would 2957 02:20:09.120 --> 02:20:11.079 you lie with me and just fuck my whole? 2958 02:20:11.120 --> 02:20:11.639 No? That's wrong. 2959 02:20:11.799 --> 02:20:13.639 So everything's wrong. You gotta that's two out of ten. 2960 02:20:13.639 --> 02:20:14.680 You gotta revise. Come back next. 2961 02:20:14.719 --> 02:20:18.120 We gay the syllables. You gotta to focus on the syllables. 2962 02:20:18.319 --> 02:20:20.840 We are Charlie conk We fucked the hole in his neck. 2963 02:20:21.079 --> 02:20:23.559 Jesus Christ, I got a forty seventy t I rig 2964 02:20:24.120 --> 02:20:27.360 for one hundred and twenty for twelve hundred and twenty. 2965 02:20:27.559 --> 02:20:29.600 At this point, I'm beginning to suspect. 2966 02:20:29.280 --> 02:20:33.120 Lily as twelve. Why we haven't talked about that in 2967 02:20:33.120 --> 02:20:36.639 a while. It's a weird name to be new. She's 2968 02:20:36.760 --> 02:20:41.040 like thirty, She's like she's like thirty months. That's crazy. 2969 02:20:42.479 --> 02:20:45.079 At this point, I'm being yeah, Smitch of the kid. 2970 02:20:45.399 --> 02:20:47.479 The snark tank is powerfully racist. A group of people 2971 02:20:47.520 --> 02:20:50.079 all getting blumpkins is called the blunkin patch. 2972 02:20:52.840 --> 02:20:54.799 You see, guys, that was a good one, not a 2973 02:20:54.879 --> 02:20:55.280 bad one. 2974 02:20:55.399 --> 02:20:56.159 It's not great. 2975 02:20:56.440 --> 02:21:00.200 It's not great, solid seven, it's a low seven, highs six, 2976 02:21:00.239 --> 02:21:00.879 but it's a good one. 2977 02:21:01.639 --> 02:21:02.440 Yeah, I think it's a good one. 2978 02:21:02.440 --> 02:21:02.799 I give it a. 2979 02:21:03.000 --> 02:21:05.440 I give a seven easy, unbudging. Seven. Yeah, I think 2980 02:21:05.479 --> 02:21:06.879 it's more or less what. I don't know. I don't 2981 02:21:06.879 --> 02:21:09.559 even know why seven disagree potentially eight. 2982 02:21:10.319 --> 02:21:14.760 Whatever, Young Colin. Young Colin tattooing his skin to be 2983 02:21:15.000 --> 02:21:15.680 the N word. 2984 02:21:15.760 --> 02:21:16.399 Man, that's crazy. 2985 02:21:16.600 --> 02:21:20.319 Calcasts is the goat uh star coffee. 2986 02:21:21.840 --> 02:21:26.799 Oh my god, jeez in the lightheaded just reading these 2987 02:21:27.000 --> 02:21:32.360 fucking names. Six seven, great cool at eight nine. 2988 02:21:32.959 --> 02:21:35.879 I'm so tired the Grinch. I've seen the Grinch do 2989 02:21:36.000 --> 02:21:37.360 that to a kid. Some kid went up to the 2990 02:21:37.399 --> 02:21:38.360 Grinch at Christmas time and he. 2991 02:21:38.319 --> 02:21:38.840 Went six to seven. 2992 02:21:38.840 --> 02:21:41.920 He goes eight nine, and he goes, wait, that's actually good, 2993 02:21:41.920 --> 02:21:42.799 And I'm like, it's counting. 2994 02:21:43.959 --> 02:21:45.879 It's it's counting. I mean, I don't I don't know 2995 02:21:45.920 --> 02:21:49.399 what you it's over. It's over huge, hold on, I 2996 02:21:49.399 --> 02:21:49.600 don't know. 2997 02:21:49.600 --> 02:21:50.680 I look at some of the stuff that I remember 2998 02:21:50.680 --> 02:21:52.239 for like peanut butter jelly time, and she's like, that's 2999 02:21:52.239 --> 02:21:52.840 also stupid. 3000 02:21:52.959 --> 02:21:54.680 That was fire, okay. 3001 02:21:55.200 --> 02:21:59.760 Uh. Michael Bay is actually just explosions disguised a humans. 3002 02:22:02.639 --> 02:22:05.239 He's convulsive. His arm like expansively. 3003 02:22:06.799 --> 02:22:10.120 Young Colin sabotaging a hopeful art student's entrance exam, knowing 3004 02:22:10.159 --> 02:22:12.120 full well what will happen in thirty three years. 3005 02:22:12.399 --> 02:22:14.959 It's fucking crazy, moving. 3006 02:22:15.479 --> 02:22:20.040 Craig the Canadian, The Portal, porn parody, pornal nice, very cool. 3007 02:22:20.159 --> 02:22:23.479 It's your boy, Shawnee d Dick Sucky, stan At Crock 3008 02:22:23.559 --> 02:22:25.600 Is this true? Young Colin and Anat's battle against Capcom 3009 02:22:25.639 --> 02:22:26.959 for the rights of Mega Man. You guy should react 3010 02:22:26.959 --> 02:22:28.680 In the newest Quinton Reviews video, it's only forty two 3011 02:22:28.680 --> 02:22:29.159 hours long? 3012 02:22:29.799 --> 02:22:35.239 So I saw this? Did you see this? Yeah? 3013 02:22:35.479 --> 02:22:35.520 No? 3014 02:22:36.000 --> 02:22:37.000 Yeah? No? What's up? 3015 02:22:37.120 --> 02:22:38.959 There is a Quentin Reviews video. It's forty two hours 3016 02:22:39.040 --> 02:22:42.760 long or something. What's not worth nothing? That's worth it? 3017 02:22:43.159 --> 02:22:44.200 What is the concept? Though? 3018 02:22:44.280 --> 02:22:44.319 Like? 3019 02:22:44.360 --> 02:22:45.680 What is it? I don't know look it up. 3020 02:22:45.719 --> 02:22:48.360 I don't have my YouTuber named Maller that put out 3021 02:22:48.399 --> 02:22:51.600 a seventeen hour video about uh Star Wars Outlaws. 3022 02:22:51.680 --> 02:22:53.799 Yeah, it's a bad you're it's like that your bat 3023 02:22:53.879 --> 02:22:57.280 you're Yeah. Here's my genuine feeling on this, like that 3024 02:22:57.399 --> 02:22:59.680 these people are if it takes you that long to 3025 02:22:59.680 --> 02:23:02.879 get your point across, you're bad at this. Like you're bad, 3026 02:23:03.200 --> 02:23:06.760 Like you're exceptionally shit. Anybody can do that. I can 3027 02:23:06.799 --> 02:23:08.479 sit in front of a homeless man for seventy hours 3028 02:23:08.520 --> 02:23:10.520 and get like fucking interesting stories out of him. Yeah, 3029 02:23:10.959 --> 02:23:12.840 it's not a skill, that's a lot. 3030 02:23:13.360 --> 02:23:15.680 It's bad. What's the title, what's the what's the topic. 3031 02:23:15.440 --> 02:23:17.600 Of its reviews? Right? 3032 02:23:17.879 --> 02:23:20.360 Yeah? Yeah? Read the names like pulling up? 3033 02:23:21.280 --> 02:23:24.280 Uh gay, It be like we we all sucked diick 3034 02:23:24.319 --> 02:23:26.520 down here, we went to the stupid dungety convention. Everything 3035 02:23:26.559 --> 02:23:28.399 in their new you drip Amage, Lord of All drip Crease, 3036 02:23:28.479 --> 02:23:31.159 please listen to more Harvey Danger. Check out their first 3037 02:23:31.200 --> 02:23:33.440 two albums. I don't even think I've heard. Oh was 3038 02:23:33.440 --> 02:23:35.680 that Harvey? Is that the I'm not sick, but I'm not? 3039 02:23:35.799 --> 02:23:36.239 Is that them? 3040 02:23:36.680 --> 02:23:39.399 Flagpole seta? Uh yeah, maybe I don't know. 3041 02:23:39.399 --> 02:23:39.920 I'll get around here. 3042 02:23:40.159 --> 02:23:43.319 Most recent video is about an hour no look. 3043 02:23:43.159 --> 02:23:45.600 At look for the one that's on'y to. 3044 02:23:47.399 --> 02:23:49.559 So fucking outrageous and I bet it's all meandering. 3045 02:23:50.799 --> 02:23:51.280 There's no way. 3046 02:23:51.280 --> 02:23:54.559 It's forty hours focused. Trump is fighting true tooth and 3047 02:23:54.639 --> 02:23:56.319 nail to not spend the last ten seconds of his 3048 02:23:56.360 --> 02:23:57.200 life is in prison. 3049 02:23:58.079 --> 02:23:59.680 He is over. Want to blow me? 3050 02:23:59.719 --> 02:24:01.520 I like to bust fat nuts onto the ceiling of 3051 02:24:01.559 --> 02:24:02.920 my car until they crystallize. 3052 02:24:02.920 --> 02:24:03.600 In the lack tights. 3053 02:24:03.799 --> 02:24:04.760 That's fucking penous. 3054 02:24:06.040 --> 02:24:08.280 What is the top the Beverly Hill Viillies video that 3055 02:24:08.440 --> 02:24:12.360 changed everything? Forty two The Beverly Hillbillies. You're going through 3056 02:24:12.360 --> 02:24:15.639 a direct like if you're the only way I can 3057 02:24:15.799 --> 02:24:19.000 validate this at all, If you're going do way a 3058 02:24:19.239 --> 02:24:24.479 complete entire synopsis of the entire seriously, nobody wants nobody 3059 02:24:24.520 --> 02:24:26.559 wants that that is true, but that I don't want 3060 02:24:26.600 --> 02:24:29.319 that of anything, lot of fucking I don't want that 3061 02:24:29.399 --> 02:24:29.840 of anything. 3062 02:24:30.440 --> 02:24:31.360 Ic Look, I don't. 3063 02:24:31.479 --> 02:24:34.920 I'm not like, oh, video butter be fucking ten seconds 3064 02:24:35.040 --> 02:24:36.879 or I'm out because my attention span is low. 3065 02:24:36.920 --> 02:24:39.200 But like, we have an average. We have an average 3066 02:24:39.239 --> 02:24:41.000 for songs, we have an average for movies, we have 3067 02:24:41.040 --> 02:24:43.159 an average for documentaries. Why don't we It's just like, 3068 02:24:43.280 --> 02:24:45.719 why don't we change going outside of it? You know, okay, 3069 02:24:46.000 --> 02:24:47.000 sure go outside of. 3070 02:24:47.000 --> 02:24:48.760 It a little bit, but you don't have to go rewards. 3071 02:24:49.000 --> 02:24:51.280 You're this This video on the Beverly Hilling is not 3072 02:24:51.360 --> 02:24:52.639 worth thirteen ahol eights. 3073 02:24:52.760 --> 02:24:54.360 No, it's fucking insane. 3074 02:24:55.000 --> 02:24:57.479 Uh Rocky on meth saying your age, you're gonna borrow 3075 02:24:57.520 --> 02:25:00.000 twenty dollars Adventure Time is peak cart Network especially said 3076 02:25:00.000 --> 02:25:02.799 past season for Kremlin to Gremlin sham. Wow, guy posting 3077 02:25:02.879 --> 02:25:04.600 right wing shorts, please watch our series. 3078 02:25:05.040 --> 02:25:08.239 That's awesome. I am absolutely gonna be watching. 3079 02:25:10.600 --> 02:25:13.239 He's trying to clean up immigration with the Shamwell, Uh, 3080 02:25:13.639 --> 02:25:15.639 freaky Chris, be like, I'm gonna stick my nose in 3081 02:25:15.680 --> 02:25:17.600 Cami's pussy to really appreciate the euromo. 3082 02:25:17.799 --> 02:25:22.360 Hey man, I'm gonna move forward. 3083 02:25:22.719 --> 02:25:25.719 Wage Lay five eighty three, Elder Millennial thirty eight, Disturbed, 3084 02:25:25.719 --> 02:25:30.799 Guilty Pleasure, Peppenie Bros. Presents publishing Frank Grenell's new children's book, 3085 02:25:30.840 --> 02:25:33.520 The whoor Act. Don Donkerson, Homeless Chris, Christopher Potzer, Peep. 3086 02:25:33.760 --> 02:25:35.319 I keep still wool next to totally just in case 3087 02:25:35.360 --> 02:25:38.239 my final solution Ellipses Fan, I'm going to peg Jason 3088 02:25:38.239 --> 02:25:41.840 Toddshadman dot Gov John Strickland. 3089 02:25:42.840 --> 02:25:44.120 Why didn't Santa. 3090 02:25:43.959 --> 02:25:46.200 Visit Auschwitz doing the war because even he couldn't find 3091 02:25:46.399 --> 02:25:50.959 a chimney. That's a that's a wild one. Uh. The 3092 02:25:51.079 --> 02:25:54.479 First Church of Keith David. His name is Barack Obama. 3093 02:25:54.760 --> 02:25:59.799 We just collectively missed his thick Japanese accent. Oh block O, 3094 02:26:00.200 --> 02:26:03.239 I don't know what you're saying wow, uh gay, no doubt, 3095 02:26:03.319 --> 02:26:04.680 be like you got me feeling hella gay. 3096 02:26:04.719 --> 02:26:07.719 So I'm gonna keep sucking. You fuck me like you should. 3097 02:26:07.840 --> 02:26:09.600 I'm gonna keep on sucking. I don't know what that is. 3098 02:26:09.680 --> 02:26:11.799 You don't know that song Hella good that I actually 3099 02:26:11.799 --> 02:26:14.680 don't actually not that I'm aware I mean it. Maybe 3100 02:26:14.680 --> 02:26:16.559 if I heard it, I would recognize it, but it's 3101 02:26:16.600 --> 02:26:17.319 not coming to mind. 3102 02:26:17.200 --> 02:26:20.760 On something Hello good, So let's just keep on dance. 3103 02:26:21.079 --> 02:26:23.079 Oh okay, yeah, yeah, I don't know what it's called. 3104 02:26:23.120 --> 02:26:23.639 Hell Man. 3105 02:26:25.239 --> 02:26:28.680 The ghosts of Kingston's Channel and Chris's Halo video show 3106 02:26:28.760 --> 02:26:32.760 video teaming up to blow up the cast's funny pre rise. 3107 02:26:32.840 --> 02:26:35.360 I got locked down doing great the second Factory. All 3108 02:26:35.360 --> 02:26:36.239 I got was locked Previously. 3109 02:26:36.360 --> 02:26:38.239 I wanted I wanted to make a video talking about 3110 02:26:38.280 --> 02:26:39.760 like just gin and talking about like what I feel 3111 02:26:39.760 --> 02:26:40.360 about Star Wars. 3112 02:26:40.440 --> 02:26:42.239 Oh interesting, And I was just okay shut pre. 3113 02:26:42.319 --> 02:26:44.399 Rise, but I was, but I was all real shit, 3114 02:26:44.440 --> 02:26:46.120 and I was like, I don't just I don't know 3115 02:26:46.319 --> 02:26:50.200 if it even matters with the way like YouTube works now, 3116 02:26:50.239 --> 02:26:52.959 where there's just so much AI bullshit that people can 3117 02:26:53.000 --> 02:26:55.159 just spell that, I'm like it's even worth like saying 3118 02:26:55.200 --> 02:26:56.520 anything anymore, You're. 3119 02:26:56.319 --> 02:26:59.680 Probably right pre rise, I got locked, yaw, I got 3120 02:26:59.760 --> 02:27:03.360 locked doing great real, I'm just trying to get there 3121 02:27:03.799 --> 02:27:04.959 something factor and all I got was lock to I 3122 02:27:05.000 --> 02:27:07.440 was previously mentioned. Gay wrestler name not so macho man 3123 02:27:07.719 --> 02:27:15.159 booty savage, booty ravage. Sorry, nice napster of puppets, dass, goofy. 3124 02:27:15.879 --> 02:27:20.040 That's kind of fun, that's layered, that's goofy. Dave Rubin 3125 02:27:20.040 --> 02:27:21.639 being infected by the flood becoming the Dave mind Young 3126 02:27:21.680 --> 02:27:23.360 Coln going forward in time to remove the sponge, like 3127 02:27:23.399 --> 02:27:27.559 in the Green Mile Goodie two shoes versus Meani Meani 3128 02:27:27.760 --> 02:27:33.920 one sandal. Probably, yeah, it is, of course it is, yeah, 3129 02:27:34.200 --> 02:27:36.760 because what do we have? Evil can evil versus good good? 3130 02:27:39.360 --> 02:27:41.120 Over this weekend I told him about that. He was like, 3131 02:27:41.200 --> 02:27:42.879 I really think that's the greatest joke ever, And I 3132 02:27:43.000 --> 02:27:46.040 was like, you are stupid. You're stupid if you think 3133 02:27:46.079 --> 02:27:46.879 that's a great joke. 3134 02:27:47.840 --> 02:27:51.920 Good When is the snart tank gonna appear on Smiling Friends? 3135 02:27:52.000 --> 02:27:52.280 Ps? 3136 02:27:52.479 --> 02:27:56.920 Grab Beer Grab Grab beer Grab rear is a bar 3137 02:27:57.920 --> 02:28:01.319 Young Colin getting a scouter tattooed on his head. Piccolo's 3138 02:28:01.399 --> 02:28:05.760 birdle mouth looking Kloaca Oh yeah, that's very vivid. 3139 02:28:05.840 --> 02:28:06.079 Thank you. 3140 02:28:07.120 --> 02:28:09.799 Out of focused, big out of focus Bigfoot Rosa parks 3141 02:28:09.799 --> 02:28:11.559 at the back of the name list. Call me Donica 3142 02:28:11.639 --> 02:28:14.840 Lewinsky the way I slab big B Big B Bill. Sorry, 3143 02:28:14.879 --> 02:28:16.760 Miss Jackson. The Grinch went. Instead of his heart growing 3144 02:28:16.760 --> 02:28:18.520 three times the size, it's his penis. 3145 02:28:22.040 --> 02:28:25.680 That's crazy. They have a three times that's wild. Young 3146 02:28:25.879 --> 02:28:29.079 Big Pepe had a big Pepe probably had a fucking 3147 02:28:29.159 --> 02:28:31.360 chodster man. He already had he already had an eight 3148 02:28:31.479 --> 02:28:32.040 nine inch. 3149 02:28:33.159 --> 02:28:35.760 He had a fucking monster energy can on him. Uh, 3150 02:28:37.000 --> 02:28:39.799 Young Colin playing hide and Seek with Jared from Rape Way. 3151 02:28:40.040 --> 02:28:41.200 It's not rape it's Subway. 3152 02:28:41.239 --> 02:28:45.600 He knows that. Uh. 3153 02:28:45.840 --> 02:28:47.360 A theory is hel blonging his Roman and Halo three 3154 02:28:47.360 --> 02:28:49.799 Prgerian Hunter is having a child Naprom and rounding out 3155 02:28:49.799 --> 02:28:55.360 our list as always is our loyal our royal. 3156 02:28:55.959 --> 02:28:59.760 King of hap Hazard. 3157 02:29:06.559 --> 02:29:07.639 It's like dragon force. 3158 02:29:08.479 --> 02:29:14.239 It is is it? What is this? 3159 02:29:14.520 --> 02:29:14.840 Is this you? 3160 02:29:17.879 --> 02:29:22.200 You? That is that you? That's really good? That's not me? 3161 02:29:22.319 --> 02:29:27.639 It's not well. I mean, I don't know I could 3162 02:29:27.639 --> 02:29:30.479 be that. That's not your voice, though, I guess if 3163 02:29:30.479 --> 02:29:32.000 you're like I mean, I just it was kind of 3164 02:29:32.040 --> 02:29:34.200 in the sense I was gonna, I was gonna call it. 3165 02:29:35.159 --> 02:29:36.440 I was kinda I was kind of in the moment 3166 02:29:36.520 --> 02:29:36.879 really with it. 3167 02:29:37.239 --> 02:29:39.799 Actually, I was gonna I was gonna do the voice too. 3168 02:29:40.239 --> 02:29:42.680 But then I'm like, no, the people that are enjoying 3169 02:29:42.840 --> 02:29:45.120 the meme of it don't want to hear I want 3170 02:29:45.159 --> 02:29:48.799 to hear that Ai guy, that specific person. So I 3171 02:29:48.920 --> 02:29:57.000 was like, uh, I hate that. It's catchy. Listen to more. 3172 02:29:57.040 --> 02:29:58.440 I agree with stuff he said, and I really don't 3173 02:29:58.479 --> 02:30:00.719 like that. That's crazy. Okay, well we're gonn to go yeah, 3174 02:30:00.879 --> 02:30:01.120 bye 3175 02:30:01.600 --> 02:30:02.360 Where Charlie Kurry