Speaker 1: And you're watching Chewing the Cup with Paris Monroe and
Speaker 1: Mike Benyond and all I say is signy cough, and
Speaker 1: people send me all sorts of weird messages. Hello, you're
Speaker 1: watching Cheering the Cut, your lighthearted weekly look at the
Speaker 1: world peaking around a sequined curtain. I'm Paris Monroe and
Speaker 1: with me today is the man who got very excited
Speaker 1: about the gas man because he said, oh, you could have.
Speaker 2: Been blown up. It's Mike ben and Roe. Yeah, it
Speaker 2: wasn't the good cand of being blown up either, unfortunately, No,
Speaker 2: never mind, Apparently that's the wrong thing to do.
Speaker 1: With the gas I don't know, but you know, you've
Speaker 1: got to shoot your shot or not.
Speaker 2: What have you got for ust this week, Mike? Apparently
Speaker 2: I've got a shot to sh well. I bring you
Speaker 2: a story about a chosen name at birth that wasn't
Speaker 2: exactly the best choice. And then we're going to play.
Speaker 1: A little game, and then Mike will be helping us
Speaker 1: repurpose easter eggs. That's right, Easter eggs and teach me
Speaker 1: a lesson. But on screen now you will see our
Speaker 1: contact details is at the cut TV on your social
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Speaker 2: You can see the names of people reached out and touchdown,
Speaker 2: gaping souls going along the bottom of the screen.
Speaker 3: But now it's time for Paris and the show.
Speaker 1: Is Armi Hammer. Have you heard of Armie Hammer?
Speaker 3: Isn't that toothpaste?
Speaker 1: It definitely isn't.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's arm and Hammer, that's right.
Speaker 1: Yes, other toothpastes are available, of course from many a shop. No,
Speaker 1: you might. You might recognize them from a podcast, might
Speaker 1: recognize them from on screen as well. Of course, there
Speaker 1: were allegations as well previously, but we're not going to
Speaker 1: get into that. What we need to get into right
Speaker 1: now is the fact that he tried grinder and he's
Speaker 1: straight right.
Speaker 2: Okay, try and it's not a kebab, You're not going
Speaker 2: it's such a definite choice there.
Speaker 1: So he gave grinder a go, which, okay, good for him, Lovely,
Speaker 1: you know there he is right there, lovely, and he realized,
Speaker 1: ohhang on a second, I'm not getting the.
Speaker 3: Twinge, okay, And the twinge is important.
Speaker 1: And the twinge is important, so you know, you need
Speaker 1: your rocket fuels to use the rocket to fly right,
Speaker 1: and he wasn't able to do that, which is pretty common,
Speaker 1: but just basically down to the fact that he's just
Speaker 1: not into men.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, I mean you say he's trying to grinder.
Speaker 2: Was that after scruff and reconn and and he's been
Speaker 2: through the.
Speaker 1: I mean there's many many apps sniffies sniffies.
Speaker 2: If you don't know about it, you don't know about it.
Speaker 2: If you know, you know, if you know, you know,
Speaker 2: it's a worse grinder. Oh oh, this is this isn't
Speaker 2: I can send you a cup, but it's nothing but
Speaker 2: Dick Pixon. Right.
Speaker 1: Well, if that's what floats your boat, then good for you.
Speaker 2: Good for you.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So he was talking in the podcast that he
Speaker 1: wasn't able to achieve an erection based on like the
Speaker 1: you know, the genuine attraction, and concluded as well that
Speaker 1: it left him inferio.
Speaker 3: Does he means he's got a winkle?
Speaker 2: I do know.
Speaker 3: He means I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't I don't know.
Speaker 1: It left him indifferent. I think, like lovely that you
Speaker 1: want to go and.
Speaker 3: Explore for people, it's boring exactly.
Speaker 1: And you know the fact that he gave it a
Speaker 1: go and realized, Okay, it's not for me. That's fine,
Speaker 1: I gave I tried it. But he's clearly not into men,
Speaker 1: so why is he doing that? Also, it's not fair
Speaker 1: on on gay guys or queer guys in general, because
Speaker 1: you know what it's like when you fall in love
Speaker 1: with this great man. It's horrible, no idea, no never,
Speaker 1: you don't want to go there. Never happened, yeah no, no,
Speaker 1: never ever, not three times this year at all. But yeah,
Speaker 1: this is this has been brought to lie and people
Speaker 1: are talking about this right now. How do you feel
Speaker 1: about this whole situation?
Speaker 2: Oh? You know, I think that everybody should experiment and
Speaker 2: break down the taboos and walls and just try what
Speaker 2: they want to try. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Right, And if he's got that genuine.
Speaker 2: Maybe I'm a bit inkly, I'm a bit interested. Maybe,
Speaker 2: you know, go for it, enjoy yourself, right, you know,
Speaker 2: Oh that isn't for me. Okay, fair enough, you tried.
Speaker 2: It's like Brussels sprouts. Not everybody loves the Brussels sprout.
Speaker 2: Yeah me me, I'll gorge on them. Right, Everyone's different,
Speaker 2: and that's fine. Yeah, it is what it is, just
Speaker 2: is what it is. I don't think I need to
Speaker 2: go on a podcast and talk about my love of
Speaker 2: Brussels sprouts. No, or you know, some people don't love
Speaker 2: Brussels sprouts. So why do I care if he got
Speaker 2: to injure or not?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, do you reckon? It's for attention. I think
Speaker 2: it's trying to deflect from other matters, potentially all the
Speaker 2: things that he may or may not be going through
Speaker 2: at the time. Yes, I'll go on a podcast, so
Speaker 2: I'm going to just talk about this instead of talking
Speaker 2: about the elephant in the room. And everybody loves an erection.
Speaker 3: But apparently not everybody.
Speaker 2: Apparently everybody enjoy it. No, that's very very true.
Speaker 1: Living swiftly on. Do you love a love story?
Speaker 3: I love all love story. I don't like seeing people
Speaker 3: in love.
Speaker 2: Are you a bitter queen? Then not bitter.
Speaker 3: I just want them to be I just want them
Speaker 3: to be sore and in pain.
Speaker 1: Coleman and Raul Domingo. Now, they were on an interview
Speaker 1: on Telly recently and we're talking about, you know, how
Speaker 1: they met, which is a really really cute story, I think,
Speaker 1: and it gives us a lot of hope. Actually, this
Speaker 1: is the beautiful couple here. It gives us a lot
Speaker 1: of hope in finding love and spontaneous love as well.
Speaker 2: And just that's it.
Speaker 3: That's about to say in later life.
Speaker 1: In later life, it's like going.
Speaker 2: The same sort of age group as me. I don't
Speaker 2: know what I'm being old about it, but yeah, it's
Speaker 2: really really cute.
Speaker 3: It's really cute, you know.
Speaker 1: In two thousand and five, they met through a Craigslist
Speaker 1: missed Connections.
Speaker 3: I missed Craigslist.
Speaker 1: I have never used Craigslist. I know good now, I
Speaker 1: know of it. But the fact that you can do
Speaker 1: like miss connections of oh this is what one of
Speaker 1: them said, by the way, Oh I saw you at
Speaker 1: Walgreens in Berkeley, California. Yeah, you had like the mohawk
Speaker 1: or the fro hawk, because I have fro fro hawk.
Speaker 1: And then like leaving details and stuff. You can't do
Speaker 1: that these days, can you.
Speaker 3: I'm not Craigslist. They locked it down.
Speaker 2: Used to be able to get a Craigslist yeah, and
Speaker 2: grinder concurrently, Oh right, oh wow, they took away that ability,
Speaker 2: and it's just not good anymore. I like that the
Speaker 2: idea of a misconnections. I saw you at this point,
Speaker 2: I saw you at that point, all right, I also
Speaker 2: get slightly concerned.
Speaker 3: I'd say, oh I saw you at this point. Now,
Speaker 3: yeah I saw you too.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I could also own quite badly too. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I love as well that they got married at a
Speaker 1: disguised wedding, which was a house party in twenty fourteen.
Speaker 3: A disguised wedding.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So it was an intimate ceremony disguised as a house party,
Speaker 1: and it was very low key with loved ones as well.
Speaker 1: So how do you say I do without everyone knowing?
Speaker 3: But any party at a house is automatically a house party.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. So basically they got married at a house party.
Speaker 2: They got married at home.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they got a married house party. I mean it
Speaker 1: cuts down costs and.
Speaker 3: Stuff, does it, well, if to hold a house party.
Speaker 1: Yes, the food steamers yeah, the cleaning, yeah all that,
Speaker 1: the lube. Don't get me started with the cleanex either,
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, me put out towels. They met up, great,
Speaker 1: you can reuse, recycle, rewash.
Speaker 2: Think about the environment, stick on a thirty degree wash.
Speaker 1: About your planet.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So they met and then three days later was the
Speaker 1: start of their relationship. But they've been together for like
Speaker 1: what married? No, nineward. Is it now nine.
Speaker 3: Years it's two thousand and five.
Speaker 1: Yeah, nineteen years.
Speaker 2: About a week a week, about a week. It's not
Speaker 2: that long ago, two thousand and five, is it not? No,
Speaker 2: not in gay years.
Speaker 3: It's not twenty years ago at all.
Speaker 1: Oh god, no, sorry, no, it's just.
Speaker 2: Like twenty years ago with nineteen eighty nine.
Speaker 1: Yes, anyway, excuse my, excuse my, my, my calculations, I
Speaker 1: got those wrong.
Speaker 2: Sorry about that.
Speaker 1: Something really cool. The LGBTQ plus community coming together in
Speaker 1: one room. Fantastic for an award, sir.
Speaker 2: Okay, not coming together in one room then.
Speaker 1: To celebrate one another, however, they want to celebrate one
Speaker 1: another this one though the British LGBT Awards nominations. Now,
Speaker 1: with our community, it's important for us to clap for ourselves,
Speaker 1: to show up for ourselves, for the whole community, and
Speaker 1: it's a great way for allies to really to be
Speaker 1: there not only to support but also to celebrate with us,
Speaker 1: you know, just like Pride and things like that. And
Speaker 1: this is happening around in June later on this year
Speaker 1: in London, coinciding with of course Pride Month, which is
Speaker 1: which is very very cool. We've got quite a lot
Speaker 1: of nominations. Actually, we've got believe they're called nons. No, no,
Speaker 1: you've been nom Oh you've been nomed. Lingo, I'm learning
Speaker 1: you've been nomed. That sounds like it's good in it. No,
Speaker 1: right and no, no, no, no, no, no nominations are.
Speaker 2: I love that.
Speaker 1: I I kind of want to just call them nums.
Speaker 1: Now we're going to call them noms. So Jonathan Bailey,
Speaker 1: can we just notum together? No?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: Jonathan Bailey nominated for his representation of LGBTQ plus actors
Speaker 1: in the mainstream period dramas. Of course, Bridgeton you know
Speaker 1: him in that one. He's done loads of this stuff.
Speaker 1: Shooty Gatwar recognized for the grown groundbreaking role as the
Speaker 1: first black and openly gay actor to play lead in
Speaker 1: Doctor Who. Non Binary Finery Emma Darcy nominated for the
Speaker 1: National Theater Debut in the Other Place as well an
Speaker 1: LGBTQ plus Public Figure Award. We've got so many names here.
Speaker 1: We've got Alex Consani, is that right? The first ever
Speaker 1: out trans model to win the British Fashion Counsel's Model
Speaker 1: of the Year Award. Alex Scott Lover Lover, ex footballer
Speaker 1: presenter as well, just absolutely killing it. We've got Richard
Speaker 1: Gad as well. You know form baby Reindeer. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: award winning, award winning thing.
Speaker 2: Ella Morgan.
Speaker 1: Number all of the Norms, all the Norms known for
Speaker 1: her appearance. They married at first sight as well. First
Speaker 1: trans woman to be on the show. GK. Barry loved
Speaker 1: her work on a podcast Saving Grace and also in
Speaker 1: I'm a Celebrity, Get Me out of There.
Speaker 2: She was hilarious.
Speaker 1: And that's all from the show bus this week.
Speaker 3: Thanks for at Paris. I'm glad that you're now numbing people.
Speaker 2: Can't help myself. Sorry, so stay right there because parents
Speaker 2: are not at the moment. And coming after this break,
Speaker 2: it's Me with the Unusual Side of the Internet in
Speaker 2: the bus.
Speaker 1: Welcome back, and you're watching Cheering the cud. This is
Speaker 1: a part of the show where we look into the
Speaker 1: twisted person's search history as it's Mike with the buzz.
Speaker 2: So have you been have you ever been involved in
Speaker 2: a social accident? An accident outside?
Speaker 1: Uh? No, no, wait, what does this involve footage?
Speaker 2: Find you think it is? It's not that it's no,
Speaker 2: I've never you've never. Okay, Well, this is a story
Speaker 2: about a five year old girl who was involved in
Speaker 2: this light I'm gonna say catastrophe almost. So in Brazil
Speaker 2: last month were lots and lots of floods, heavy rainfalls, right,
Speaker 2: and a five year old gold got swept up and
Speaker 2: was basically dragged towards a manhole by the raging torrent.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, did she survive?
Speaker 3: She has survived. This is a stage good new story.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: No, you've read that, and this is why they showed
Speaker 2: up in my search feed. No, because it had the
Speaker 2: phrase swallowed by a manhole. Oh no, So this in Brazil,
Speaker 2: pothole was wasn't covered, so of course the water was
Speaker 2: swirling and draining out or go and she got caught
Speaker 2: in it. Neighbors saw it happening, went out safe and
Speaker 2: filmed it. By the looks of it a security campus.
Speaker 2: This will be great for You've been framed because it's
Speaker 2: twenty years ago, said your VHS is in. So they
Speaker 2: saw it going towards it, so they went out, say,
Speaker 2: grabbed her, pulled the back to safety. Okay, right. The
Speaker 2: only reason they showed up in my search history was
Speaker 2: because of the phrase swallowed by a manhole.
Speaker 1: And luckily found alive.
Speaker 3: Look I found live?
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, and so that's one going into saber okay, right,
Speaker 2: so it's not just like she was allowed to drive.
Speaker 3: She's over here in this black blob over here.
Speaker 2: Have not circled the incident of the young child, so
Speaker 2: saving for some reason? Right?
Speaker 3: So yeah, so good news story.
Speaker 2: Yes, child nearly died but was saved.
Speaker 1: By swallowed by a giant manhole, giant manhole while being flooded.
Speaker 1: Do you know what, whoever wrote that headline knew what
Speaker 1: they were doing. They knew what they were doing. But
Speaker 1: also there's gonna be so many people that won't get it, No, that.
Speaker 2: Won't get it at all. See, because this is a
Speaker 2: Brazilian story. I don't think they thought about the innuendo
Speaker 2: side of it. I don't think they went you know
Speaker 2: what Michael shows on ing the could we'll get it
Speaker 2: in the set headlines?
Speaker 1: Yeah, and also some of the translations might not be
Speaker 1: the same as wellsably unless somebody in the UK was like,
Speaker 1: let's let's change this up, let's change it for this word,
Speaker 1: shall we?
Speaker 2: And they have got to be gay.
Speaker 1: Surely, surely, surely, but no, at least she was found,
Speaker 1: she was Okay.
Speaker 2: Fine, because the last I wouldn't report if she died
Speaker 2: have been a slightly different story.
Speaker 3: Swallowed by a giant manhole.
Speaker 2: Survived.
Speaker 3: Congratulations at least someone did. But moving on quite quickly.
Speaker 2: Name changes within the LGBTQ plus community are quite common.
Speaker 1: Very common a lot in the transcommunity and non body community.
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2: And it's one of those things that when people get
Speaker 2: you know, I chosen name going through it, I think
Speaker 2: that's a great step forward and that we should recognize
Speaker 2: it and do it instantly.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, This is a story about a US child who
Speaker 2: has had their name changed from their legally changed name
Speaker 2: by their parents. Oh okay, And it's because the father
Speaker 2: the child was basically was taken into care just after
Speaker 2: birth because the mother wasn't in this capable states look
Speaker 2: after them. The father found out that you had a child,
Speaker 2: and I went, that's mine and took out out the system. Right, okay,
Speaker 2: And then when I need to change this child's name,
Speaker 2: because this child is not quite clearly a Charlotte, right,
Speaker 2: so his name is child Charlotte their original name according
Speaker 2: to the certificate of live birth, which is the thing
Speaker 2: in the States before a birth certificate okay, okay, so
Speaker 2: it's called Unicite thirteen Hotel. No, that can't be real.
Speaker 3: Ah wait, he's.
Speaker 2: Had to fight the courts to get the name changed.
Speaker 1: This GUYE thirteen Hotel changed the baby's name to Unio
Speaker 1: from right.
Speaker 3: The US government had named it Unicite thirteen Hotel.
Speaker 2: What was she spy or something? Oh my god, because
Speaker 2: it was thought of the birth certificate, so they just
Speaker 2: put down where the child was found right right, and
Speaker 2: instead of saying this is their name, put that is
Speaker 2: the location is the name?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, And then the paperwork when through and
Speaker 1: that's what they were called.
Speaker 3: Legally called Unikite thirteen Hotel.
Speaker 1: I mean that is that was a choice.
Speaker 2: Yeah, in the US, where they don't like people would
Speaker 2: change names and stuff.
Speaker 1: Interesting, isn't that? Isn't that ironic?
Speaker 2: Ironic that this this heterosexual father was able to change
Speaker 2: the name of what they've decided is a cisgendered girl
Speaker 2: to a cisgender girl's name from something that they didn't
Speaker 2: think was fitting.
Speaker 1: Strange behavior.
Speaker 2: Ah yeah, it's almost like his name doesn't really matter anyway.
Speaker 1: Unikite though it sounds like they're quite like Unikite. It
Speaker 1: sounds like a drag.
Speaker 2: Name, wasn't it It sounds like the creator of a
Speaker 2: kite company?
Speaker 3: Yes, what did you work for kites?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 2: Really? What company? Unikite? Oh? Unkite? Yeah, I got of kites.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, kind of like iPhone, but you nikite very good. Yeah.
Speaker 2: And if you think about unkite and something else that
Speaker 2: you could unicyte with that didn't work as a thing,
Speaker 2: you share that with us. We are at the cod
Speaker 2: TV on social media and that was nice to tell
Speaker 2: story of the week. Now, how do you feel about dancing? Yes? Love?
Speaker 1: It helps, It's good for your cardio, makes you feel
Speaker 1: good when you listen to a tune that you absolutely adore.
Speaker 2: You're with your mates and feel you foric love dancing.
Speaker 3: Okay, how about it work? A dance work?
Speaker 1: So I do a desk dance a dance at work?
Speaker 3: Ask dancer a bit of a.
Speaker 1: Like if the radio is on or something. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll have a little bob. I thought you might fall on,
Speaker 1: like like nightclub dancing in there one of them drops
Speaker 1: and starts working.
Speaker 3: Putting down the doing a dance off with your boss.
Speaker 2: I mean, okay, yeah, I'm here for a bit of
Speaker 2: a bop. I sure, this is an Alaska Airlines flight
Speaker 2: attendant who has been sacked for dancing.
Speaker 3: That's a face, Yes, sacked for dancing?
Speaker 2: Sorry? What right? Wait?
Speaker 1: So disciplinary, I'm so sorry. We're going to have to
Speaker 1: let you go. Why because you were dancing? And what
Speaker 1: that was? Okay, Well it's the States, isn't it. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: of course at will States unfortunately. So what that was
Speaker 1: is that they were wearing a uniform. Oh no, so
Speaker 1: you can't dance in your uniform.
Speaker 2: They were were they were off the clock in a
Speaker 2: in a hotel, right, so it landed they were transitting,
Speaker 2: we got out the hotel. I'll have a bit of
Speaker 2: a dance, okay. And apparently the problem with the dance
Speaker 2: was because they were tworking.
Speaker 1: Can we send medics to the US please? Can we
Speaker 1: send help because they need help?
Speaker 2: They need help?
Speaker 1: Come on, like what you're a kidding me?
Speaker 2: No? So it got to brust attention because it went viral.
Speaker 2: I mean, and they said, although you went at work,
Speaker 2: you were wearing the uniform. That's bringing the company's name
Speaker 2: into brand damage, so bringing the be able to disrepute.
Speaker 3: And so that's a sackable offense.
Speaker 1: I understand if it's a cycable offense if they've done
Speaker 1: something like gone out on a night out and they've
Speaker 1: done something really bad, or if they're like throwing up
Speaker 1: their guts on the side with their uniform like or whatever,
Speaker 1: that doesn't look good. But the fact that she just
Speaker 1: did a little bot or little twerk and that is.
Speaker 3: It was an impressive work to be fair and just
Speaker 3: leased for working.
Speaker 1: Wait, that's not class as like would it be classes inappropriate?
Speaker 3: So it can be classified. So it's a sexualization, is what.
Speaker 2: So they said that that, you know, twerking is a
Speaker 2: sexual sexualized act. Yeah, right, And so doing that in
Speaker 2: a work uniform.
Speaker 3: It's a problematic.
Speaker 2: See. I used to work for a very large mobile
Speaker 2: telephone company which is the chemical symbol for oxygen. Recently
Speaker 2: joined with a media company that it's their first time
Speaker 2: with not mentioning that one brandy T shirt. And quite
Speaker 2: often I go out for a quiet drink after work
Speaker 2: with a mate and then we wake up at three
Speaker 2: a m.
Speaker 3: In the nightclub going, oh dear, I don't get dismissed.
Speaker 2: No, there were lots of photos of me doing very
Speaker 2: inappropriate things in two T shirts.
Speaker 1: To be fair, I've done like you know, proper breaking
Speaker 1: your back, really stiff, ugly white girl wasted twerk.
Speaker 3: In I can't work.
Speaker 1: Well, that's that's what I'm saying. Like I look like
Speaker 1: I've not I've had too much caffeine. I can't do it.
Speaker 1: That all the same my life. But I've done that
Speaker 1: but like on the show as well, Like I've done
Speaker 1: that during a job.
Speaker 2: So I don't know.
Speaker 1: Wow, that's that's so unfortunate. I hope that she gets
Speaker 1: compensated for that.
Speaker 2: Well, no, because it's it's illegal. It's perfectly fine to
Speaker 2: do it in the States. It's it's a legal it's illegal.
Speaker 2: It's yeah, oh my god.
Speaker 3: So she thinks it's unfair.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah. A lot of the internets agreeing with her, say, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's really not fair.
Speaker 3: But them's the breaks.
Speaker 2: Unfortunately, that's it. Oh yeah. So unfortunately she did get
Speaker 2: to go into a meeting and was told sorry, love,
Speaker 2: you don't work here anymore. That's all from the Bulls
Speaker 2: this week. Thank you so much for that. Mike, you
Speaker 2: are welcome, but don't go anywhere. As coming up, we
Speaker 2: have a game to play in our game of the week.
Speaker 1: Welcome back to to the Cud with the Paris Monroe
Speaker 1: and Mike Bitminroe. Now this part of the show is
Speaker 1: where we play a game, and this one is for
Speaker 1: the person who has been banned from more than one zoo.
Speaker 1: It's Mike, So off your pop.
Speaker 2: They wanted to play the Penguins. They looked delicious. It's
Speaker 2: not my fault.
Speaker 1: Go on, go Away of the week. Right, it's time
Speaker 1: to do Game of the Week. I'm going to be
Speaker 1: quizzing Mike this time, and we've got He's going to
Speaker 1: give ten things for each category before the time runs out,
Speaker 1: thirty seconds to name ten things?
Speaker 2: Do you think that you've got what it takes? Mike,
Speaker 2: I've got something and it is okay. So we're going
Speaker 2: to go with the first category.
Speaker 1: All right, So name ten things okay that straight people questions?
Speaker 1: Straight people questions that make us roll our eyes?
Speaker 3: God, who's the man? Who's the woman? Is that what
Speaker 3: you do?
Speaker 2: Oh? Have you ever been with a woman? When did
Speaker 2: you first know? I've got a friend that's gay. Do
Speaker 2: you know him?
Speaker 3: Have you ever tried a woman?
Speaker 2: What do your parents think? Do you tell everybody met
Speaker 2: all the time?
Speaker 3: And oh I love the gays.
Speaker 1: I think the time is I'm sorry I went I
Speaker 1: went well over that.
Speaker 2: That's sorry, I went you didn't I did ten? I
Speaker 2: want listen. That was really good. Who's the man?
Speaker 1: Who's a woman? Yeah, yeah, I've heard that so many
Speaker 1: times before. It's it's so irritating.
Speaker 2: I actually quite like it when people who's the man?
Speaker 2: Who is War's like, we're both men. Yeah, that's what
Speaker 2: we like about each other.
Speaker 1: And they asked that question. Yet they don't understand what
Speaker 1: transgender is. But they say who's the man and who's
Speaker 1: a woman when there's no women. Just it's confusion. It's
Speaker 1: just fulsing right. Okay, So we've got ten seconds now,
Speaker 1: thirty seconds, Sorry.
Speaker 2: It got very short. Then seconds about you.
Speaker 1: One second thirty seconds to name ten things. Gay nightclub
Speaker 1: playlists always include go.
Speaker 2: Her, Donna, Britney, Kim Petres, what's her name? I don't know,
Speaker 2: Oh not Brittany, Christina Aguilera, I have an issue, Rihanna Omega,
Speaker 2: mix girls allowed, Beyonce, Destiny's Child because they're different things
Speaker 2: and are very old.
Speaker 1: Jane McDonald, Jane McDonald, that's a good one. Yourself, dizzy,
Speaker 1: and that's it.
Speaker 2: Time is up, okay, smashing it is.
Speaker 1: Christina agular Role Aguilera Lera. Yeah, the other Christina.
Speaker 2: Not not not Britney. That's what the only two thousands
Speaker 2: she loved Brittany or you love Christina you didn't like
Speaker 2: We'll go.
Speaker 1: On, get out in yourself now, Brittany or Christy Christina?
Speaker 2: Really is it?
Speaker 1: Because she was playing with knives in that video.
Speaker 2: No, it was dirty, Oh none of it's Genie in
Speaker 2: the bottle. Yeah, em Agenie and the Barna You've got
Speaker 2: wank me off the right way. But that's what she
Speaker 2: was singing. They weren't the worsd Yes.
Speaker 1: I'm yeah, okay.
Speaker 2: That Britney spears going. I did that again. I had
Speaker 2: a knee operation, came out with bigger tits, okay, saying Also,
Speaker 2: the video for dirty was pretty impressive. Yeah, very very
Speaker 2: good until her clothes came off.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's say right, Okay, so we've got thirty seconds
Speaker 1: for you to tell us ten things you can say
Speaker 1: to an all you can eat buffet, but also in
Speaker 1: an orgy.
Speaker 3: Go, I'm stuffed. I can't take any more.
Speaker 2: Go one. I've got room for a little one. I
Speaker 2: could fit quite a bit in me. Gimme more. Don't
Speaker 2: tell me. Partner of it had this much all I
Speaker 2: need to wipe down. I swallowed every drop of it.
Speaker 2: Do you want to go on this as well? Oh,
Speaker 2: it's juicy and you've done this before. Clearly we don't
Speaker 2: even need to air. You picked two of my favorite things.
Speaker 2: What food? I mean?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean all of those you could definitely hear
Speaker 1: in either an orgy or a buffet. Did you say
Speaker 1: those out loud?
Speaker 2: Though in a buffet? The thing is what I do
Speaker 2: for that one as I channel what my aunt would say,
Speaker 2: or you can eat buffet because she says that sort
Speaker 2: of stuff. We all say that. You can't say that.
Speaker 2: You can't say that's rude.
Speaker 1: So that's what I did, channeling Auntie Ah.
Speaker 2: Not using the name of the ant. She knows who
Speaker 2: she is.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's do thirty seconds and I need ten things.
Speaker 2: Please.
Speaker 1: Signs you're in the wrong kind of bar for your mood. Go.
Speaker 2: I can't answer that. There's no wrong bar for your mood.
Speaker 2: So you've got buttlets, chaps on, and everyone's wearing a suit.
Speaker 2: I'm just thinking about real experiences.
Speaker 1: Should we change it?
Speaker 2: Should just start nor you're dancing and we'll get that music.
Speaker 1: A common phrase that Mike uses a fighter.
Speaker 2: Give me a minute. It takes an hour for the tablet.
Speaker 2: You have to drill your own hole in the totlet
Speaker 2: wall's stunning. That's the keypicle that I've been to before.
Speaker 2: You've seen me drilling a hole through a toilet?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, but I've been to a particular remember
Speaker 1: one or three?
Speaker 2: Anyway? Out of time?
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're out of time. Okay, let's do oh, let's
Speaker 1: do this one.
Speaker 2: Okay. What is the wrong kind of bar?
Speaker 1: That?
Speaker 2: That's the question. Yeah, they're also booze.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, unless you're in a non alcoholic dry bar.
Speaker 2: The cold closed like your legs. Anyway, My legs are
Speaker 2: not closed, right.
Speaker 1: I want ten things, please in thirty seconds. Ten things
Speaker 1: you should never whisper in someone's here at two am.
Speaker 2: Go, I'm watching you sleep, but louder whisper? Oh wait louder? Yes, okay,
Speaker 2: so I'm watching you sleep. Yeah, you'd look so pretty
Speaker 2: if I was wearing your skin. I think that wet
Speaker 2: patch has.
Speaker 3: Come from me.
Speaker 2: Yes? Is this chocolate? Can you feel my finger going
Speaker 2: up your bomb? Look? No, hands, can you feel that?
Speaker 2: Is it? In? Don't tell your step mom?
Speaker 1: Oh my god?
Speaker 2: Not that category. That's it. That's it.
Speaker 1: I was really enjoyed, to be fair, we were just
Speaker 1: really enjoying Mike's list.
Speaker 2: We didn't want it to end. That was fantastic. Start
Speaker 2: with a creepy they're watching your sleep and what I
Speaker 2: would look like in your skin?
Speaker 1: What is that film? What's that horror film? Change Texas changed?
Speaker 1: Saw musket is that the world wears? It's the that's
Speaker 1: the lambs that he wears people's skin.
Speaker 3: So a long time ago, I was in a relationship.
Speaker 1: Though you're going to say I was going to wear
Speaker 1: I wore skin.
Speaker 2: What I do.
Speaker 3: It's called leather.
Speaker 2: People assume it's from a cow. It's not. It's pleathar
Speaker 2: because it's from wish. I was in a relationship and
Speaker 2: we both had slight insomnia. I'm an early person and
Speaker 2: they just never got to sleep, so we'd lay Then
Speaker 2: we're just like whispering each of the things to each other,
Speaker 2: and it degraded quite quickly into I'm watching you sleep.
Speaker 2: M hmm, that's quite creepy. Yeah, it was. It was fair.
Speaker 3: We didn't last much longer after that.
Speaker 2: Ah.
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe the whispering of that my flock.
Speaker 2: I think it was the whispering of going this is
Speaker 2: a recording, I mean someone else's bed. Hey guys, it's
Speaker 2: me Mike flogging Hello. Hi. Do we have time for
Speaker 2: one more? We have time for a couple more, a
Speaker 2: couple more studying. Okay, well back into what you can
Speaker 2: say analogy? Yeah you?
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, mate, Right, so I want thirty seconds
Speaker 1: on the clock. Ten things, please, Ten ways to politely
Speaker 1: tell somebody they have no fashion sense.
Speaker 2: Go your name is Mike benon Roe. No, now you
Speaker 2: look comfi. I can't hate that. Yeah. Oh, I bet
Speaker 2: that was.
Speaker 3: Really good when you first bought it.
Speaker 2: I think we'll find it Cerulyan, I love that from
Speaker 2: buckets of this.
Speaker 1: Stuff, pushed the button in the words of sugar Babes,
Speaker 1: so interesting.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because this is what people said to you. A
Speaker 2: lot of those were. Yeah, one of them was a
Speaker 2: double worst pride. I enjoyed that one very much. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they can find It's not lapis, it's not even turquoise.
Speaker 2: It'suly What people don't know that it was de la
Speaker 2: Cronso was it. I'll stop being that gay. It's so
Speaker 2: cute and so calm. I'm here for it.
Speaker 1: Right. Coming up after this short break, we're going to
Speaker 1: learn something new and teach me a lesson after this
Speaker 1: short break, welcome back. You are still watching Mike and
Speaker 1: Paris in Chewing the cush, Now we learn a way
Speaker 1: of up cycling in teach me a lesson.
Speaker 2: So Easter, it's bin and gone.
Speaker 3: We're all eating a lot of chocolate.
Speaker 1: Right, Yes, I'm sick of chocolate and given chocolate.
Speaker 3: Well no, see, the chocolate isn't for eating.
Speaker 2: The chocolate is a facilitation. Now. Oh okay, because I'm
Speaker 2: fed up of chocolate too, So I want to use
Speaker 2: chocolate in a non chocolate eating kind of way. Okay.
Speaker 3: The first thing we need to do.
Speaker 2: Is create an emulification.
Speaker 3: So pop your egg to one side for a bit.
Speaker 1: Yep, eggs to one side, pop your right up.
Speaker 2: Okay. What we're going to do is we're going to
Speaker 2: make an emiltication of milk, coffee, and booze. Do you
Speaker 2: know what that makes?
Speaker 1: This makes a cocktail, It makes Bailey's, It makes Bailey It.
Speaker 2: Makes Irish cream, so I would say Bailey's.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, so an Irish cream, yeah, snoozy thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So it's quite a simple mix. So in your
Speaker 2: milky glass, yep, you've got condensed milk.
Speaker 3: And then you've got it topped. It's been topped, you see,
Speaker 3: with some regular milk.
Speaker 2: Ale. It's been topped by whole regular milk too, technically
Speaker 2: been topped by a bottom.
Speaker 3: So into that that those two things, you're going.
Speaker 2: To add a little bit of coffee, yes, the whole thing,
Speaker 2: or just just enough to make it brown.
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: How strong do you like your coffee? Is the question.
Speaker 3: That that's okay?
Speaker 2: So there's there's your coffee, yes, and then you want
Speaker 2: to add into that bit more Okay, there we go.
Speaker 1: That's more like it, and that.
Speaker 2: You want to add your booze. I've got vodka and
Speaker 2: I've got brandy. Traditionalists will be screaming at the TV
Speaker 2: now going it's supposed to be iron whiskey. That sorry,
Speaker 2: I nearly broke contables. All right, it's not like it's
Speaker 2: part of the set. I'm pouring it in now. Yeah,
Speaker 2: as much as you want, or as little as you want,
Speaker 2: we've gone for the whole thing. Someone's going to be
Speaker 2: whibbling a bit. And then you just want to mix
Speaker 2: those together carefully. You don't want to whisk. You want
Speaker 2: to mix. It's really sick. It is really thick. But
Speaker 2: that's Okay, I've said this before and you laughed. Condensed
Speaker 2: milk to me just looks a bit cummy. Well, yes,
Speaker 2: it does.
Speaker 3: Constancy color the whole nine yards.
Speaker 1: M okay, what did you do over what did you
Speaker 1: do on the podcast Paris?
Speaker 3: Well, I mean cummy boos.
Speaker 1: I was making booze and it was cumy looking.
Speaker 3: All right, don't take long to mix, which is a
Speaker 3: good thing.
Speaker 1: It looks nice though.
Speaker 3: Do you want to give it a try?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Okay, if it's tasty, so okay, I'm just going to
Speaker 2: look like I'm gonna give it a got delicious. I
Speaker 2: mean I just looked the fork to say, give it
Speaker 2: a taste rather than actually drink it. But I think there's.
Speaker 1: Too much alcohol.
Speaker 3: Well, someone put a lot.
Speaker 2: Of alcohol in.
Speaker 1: But lovely, it's really nice though, it's really lovely. But
Speaker 1: it's very strong, only because I put the whole thing in.
Speaker 1: I listened, you said put the thing in, so I'll
Speaker 1: put the thing in.
Speaker 2: Okay, So it's gonna be interesting. So you've made you've
Speaker 2: prided your emotion. Don't keep drinking it then, okay, I'm ready. Okay,
Speaker 2: Well it's only fair alright, go oh my god, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna wipe Gil wasted at this point when I.
Speaker 3: Never Okay, there we go.
Speaker 2: So you're gonna pop your multification to the side for now, Okay,
Speaker 2: get off it. I'm watching you. I'm not not not you.
Speaker 2: So the producers of the d watching.
Speaker 3: Alright, very handsy.
Speaker 2: So now you want to open up your egg carefully, okay,
Speaker 2: because if it breaks your bugget it. Oh oh, we've
Speaker 2: got to split it in half.
Speaker 1: We've got to split it in half, right, Okay.
Speaker 2: I've just noticed this says this on it not suitable
Speaker 2: for children under four it okay, tires and these eggs?
Speaker 3: Are these small not for kids?
Speaker 2: Wait?
Speaker 1: Are these adult eggs? Because that's a bit small for
Speaker 1: an adult egg.
Speaker 3: I mean it's big for a love egg.
Speaker 2: It is wow, well sideways.
Speaker 1: Moraccas it's a musical instrument at the same time it is.
Speaker 3: Yeah, right, so just peel it and open it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what, in the old days, these just
Speaker 2: to be wrapped in full rather than this pressed and
Speaker 2: oil stuff, and it just makes it difficult to open. Man,
Speaker 2: do we have to use the whole egg? We're only
Speaker 2: using half.
Speaker 1: Of it, so I can eat that other half you can, okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: thank you because Fredos is well expensive. Listen, cost A living.
Speaker 2: I was waiting for that cause it's the cause he
Speaker 2: might I want to eat a Freda book cozy, Right,
Speaker 2: somebody's glued this. Well, it's been it's been sealed together
Speaker 2: because it's chocolate and it's warm in the studio. Right, Okay,
Speaker 2: so what you get out what you want to do
Speaker 2: is you want to basically, if you break one half,
Speaker 2: you should be happy the other half safe. Right, So
Speaker 2: with your spoon, gentle taps right, and then you'll be
Speaker 2: able to get into easy.
Speaker 1: She's not doing it. Keep banking the egg and she's
Speaker 1: not cracking.
Speaker 2: See, there we go. I got it. I got it.
Speaker 2: And then you just start peeling away and then it'll
Speaker 2: eventually split off the edge.
Speaker 3: Right because once you've edged it, you sorted.
Speaker 2: We love an edge. Right.
Speaker 1: Here we go, right, we're in. I'm basically just breaking
Speaker 1: the whole thing into the the half. I'm just breaking
Speaker 1: the egg into that.
Speaker 2: That's fine because you can empty it out.
Speaker 1: Okay, can't we do eat you?
Speaker 2: So inserted fred inside it as well.
Speaker 1: There's Fredo heads.
Speaker 2: Do you want some head?
Speaker 1: I would appreciate something fredaheads there mean they're a bit small.
Speaker 2: Well that you want chocolate, Okay, it's the head. Look
Speaker 2: that's the size of the actual Freda was in ten years.
Speaker 1: Yeah, fifty pounds.
Speaker 2: I've got. I've got love eggs mini eggs. Yeah. Well,
Speaker 2: so that you want to empty out your you'll void where,
Speaker 2: prop it on the table, pop it in the box. Okay,
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna make a mess. Every I've used, I've
Speaker 2: been more delicate with the foil, so I could put
Speaker 2: it in the.
Speaker 1: Foil technically, yeah, the foil it is okay, okay, love.
Speaker 2: They and I want to say discard, don't discard. Place
Speaker 2: to one side the chocolate. Yeah, okay, So now you
Speaker 2: have a little bowl love there right, because we're not
Speaker 2: going to you typically lose it as a bowl. So cereal.
Speaker 2: We're eating cereal out of a egg.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, we are.
Speaker 1: Booze fantastic. I've ever done that before.
Speaker 2: That's what the baby Jesus would have wanted when he
Speaker 2: was there being killed. Yes, yeah, I read that somewhere. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So I've got conflicts because I'm being healthy.
Speaker 1: I've got what have you got cocoa pops? Because chocolate
Speaker 1: and chocolate, I thought, why not? You know exactly double chocolate.
Speaker 1: They turned the milk chocolatey, so you'll have chocolatey booze. God,
Speaker 1: this is exciting. Can you tell I don't get out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't get out much at all. So I'm gonna
Speaker 1: fill it.
Speaker 2: Don't don't fill it, fill it, eat some space for
Speaker 2: the cream to go. Okay, if you want to shot
Speaker 2: coco pops, that will bag you, go for it. This
Speaker 2: is my chaser, that's the main.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, we need to record you shotting.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Okay. What are you gonna do is take some
Speaker 2: of your delicious irish cream that's not babies and just
Speaker 2: gently pour that in hold the egg as you do. Okay,
Speaker 2: like that. M how much milk do I put in
Speaker 2: this thing? Until you've got enough to cover your cereal?
Speaker 1: Oh we've got to cover it.
Speaker 2: Well, it's a bowl of cereal, so yeah, I put
Speaker 2: too much in it to scoops a mount into a glass.
Speaker 2: Then you know what that will? That will do. I'm
Speaker 2: giving you a spoon that will work.
Speaker 1: So we've eaten too much chocolate for Easter, and now
Speaker 1: we've got to eat chocolate.
Speaker 2: No we're not. I'm not eating chocolate.
Speaker 3: I'm eating cereal.
Speaker 2: I'm eating chocolate cereal.
Speaker 1: But you made a choice, right, are we digging in?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm digging in chi chin to chins chin. I
Speaker 2: do have foodren Man.
Speaker 3: That probably is parents have put too much booze.
Speaker 2: Right, it's lovely, but it's not the same. There's too much,
Speaker 2: is it. Listen, if someone gives you a shot.
Speaker 1: You think, oh, that's not a lot, I'll put it in,
Speaker 1: but it turns out it's a lot. God, and you
Speaker 1: drink there. No, yeah, exactly, we like to don't wear
Speaker 1: in mind.
Speaker 2: Anyway, work with me. That's called pit pressure. That's right,
Speaker 2: don't I don't succumb to pit pressure exactly unless he's
Speaker 2: very handsome. So like a horse.
Speaker 1: When when you've when you've consumed all of the cereal
Speaker 1: in this, you pop your chocolate dish washer. M Ah,
Speaker 1: that's what kids do these days.
Speaker 2: A don't put your chocolate in the dish it will
Speaker 2: just melt the job. Look, yeah, that's quite unfortunate.
Speaker 3: Well that's me teaching you a lesson.
Speaker 1: That's on where it's the end of the show for now,
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Speaker 3: Thank you for watching and we will see you all soon.
Speaker 2: Bye.