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<v Speaker 1>And you're watching Chewing the Cup with Paris Monroe and

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<v Speaker 1>Mike Benyond and all I say is signy cough, and

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<v Speaker 1>people send me all sorts of weird messages. Hello, you're

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<v Speaker 1>watching Cheering the Cut, your lighthearted weekly look at the

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<v Speaker 1>world peaking around a sequined curtain. I'm Paris Monroe and

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<v Speaker 1>with me today is the man who got very excited

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<v Speaker 1>about the gas man because he said, oh, you could have.

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<v Speaker 2>Been blown up. It's Mike ben and Roe. Yeah, it

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<v Speaker 2>wasn't the good cand of being blown up either, unfortunately, No,

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<v Speaker 2>never mind, Apparently that's the wrong thing to do.

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<v Speaker 1>With the gas I don't know, but you know, you've

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<v Speaker 1>got to shoot your shot or not.

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<v Speaker 2>What have you got for ust this week, Mike? Apparently

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<v Speaker 2>I've got a shot to sh well. I bring you

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<v Speaker 2>a story about a chosen name at birth that wasn't

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<v Speaker 2>exactly the best choice. And then we're going to play.

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<v Speaker 1>A little game, and then Mike will be helping us

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<v Speaker 1>repurpose easter eggs. That's right, Easter eggs and teach me

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<v Speaker 1>a lesson. But on screen now you will see our

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<v Speaker 1>contact details is at the cut TV on your social

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<v Speaker 1>media if you want to catch up on previous episodes

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<v Speaker 1>as well. You can always bringe just on YouTube look

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<v Speaker 1>for Chewing the cut.

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<v Speaker 2>You can see the names of people reached out and touchdown,

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<v Speaker 2>gaping souls going along the bottom of the screen.

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<v Speaker 3>But now it's time for Paris and the show.

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<v Speaker 1>Is Armi Hammer. Have you heard of Armie Hammer?

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<v Speaker 3>Isn't that toothpaste?

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<v Speaker 1>It definitely isn't.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, that's arm and Hammer, that's right.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, other toothpastes are available, of course from many a shop. No,

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<v Speaker 1>you might. You might recognize them from a podcast, might

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<v Speaker 1>recognize them from on screen as well. Of course, there

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<v Speaker 1>were allegations as well previously, but we're not going to

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<v Speaker 1>get into that. What we need to get into right

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<v Speaker 1>now is the fact that he tried grinder and he's

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<v Speaker 1>straight right.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, try and it's not a kebab, You're not going

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<v Speaker 2>it's such a definite choice there.

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<v Speaker 1>So he gave grinder a go, which, okay, good for him, Lovely,

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<v Speaker 1>you know there he is right there, lovely, and he realized,

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<v Speaker 1>ohhang on a second, I'm not getting the.

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<v Speaker 3>Twinge, okay, And the twinge is important.

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<v Speaker 1>And the twinge is important, so you know, you need

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<v Speaker 1>your rocket fuels to use the rocket to fly right,

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<v Speaker 1>and he wasn't able to do that, which is pretty common,

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<v Speaker 1>but just basically down to the fact that he's just

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<v Speaker 1>not into men.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh okay, I mean you say he's trying to grinder.

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<v Speaker 2>Was that after scruff and reconn and and he's been

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<v Speaker 2>through the.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean there's many many apps sniffies sniffies.

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<v Speaker 2>If you don't know about it, you don't know about it.

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<v Speaker 2>If you know, you know, if you know, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>it's a worse grinder. Oh oh, this is this isn't

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<v Speaker 2>I can send you a cup, but it's nothing but

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<v Speaker 2>Dick Pixon. Right.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, if that's what floats your boat, then good for you.

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<v Speaker 2>Good for you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. So he was talking in the podcast that he

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't able to achieve an erection based on like the

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<v Speaker 1>you know, the genuine attraction, and concluded as well that

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<v Speaker 1>it left him inferio.

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<v Speaker 3>Does he means he's got a winkle?

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<v Speaker 2>I do know.

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<v Speaker 3>He means I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>It left him indifferent. I think, like lovely that you

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<v Speaker 1>want to go and.

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<v Speaker 3>Explore for people, it's boring exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>And you know the fact that he gave it a

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<v Speaker 1>go and realized, Okay, it's not for me. That's fine,

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<v Speaker 1>I gave I tried it. But he's clearly not into men,

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<v Speaker 1>so why is he doing that? Also, it's not fair

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<v Speaker 1>on on gay guys or queer guys in general, because

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<v Speaker 1>you know what it's like when you fall in love

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<v Speaker 1>with this great man. It's horrible, no idea, no never,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't want to go there. Never happened, yeah no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>never ever, not three times this year at all. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>this is this has been brought to lie and people

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<v Speaker 1>are talking about this right now. How do you feel

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<v Speaker 1>about this whole situation?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh? You know, I think that everybody should experiment and

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<v Speaker 2>break down the taboos and walls and just try what

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<v Speaker 2>they want to try. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, And if he's got that genuine.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe I'm a bit inkly, I'm a bit interested. Maybe,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, go for it, enjoy yourself, right, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that isn't for me. Okay, fair enough, you tried.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like Brussels sprouts. Not everybody loves the Brussels sprout.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah me me, I'll gorge on them. Right, Everyone's different,

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<v Speaker 2>and that's fine. Yeah, it is what it is, just

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<v Speaker 2>is what it is. I don't think I need to

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<v Speaker 2>go on a podcast and talk about my love of

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<v Speaker 2>Brussels sprouts. No, or you know, some people don't love

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<v Speaker 2>Brussels sprouts. So why do I care if he got

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<v Speaker 2>to injure or not?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, exactly, do you reckon? It's for attention. I think

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<v Speaker 2>it's trying to deflect from other matters, potentially all the

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<v Speaker 2>things that he may or may not be going through

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<v Speaker 2>at the time. Yes, I'll go on a podcast, so

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to just talk about this instead of talking

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<v Speaker 2>about the elephant in the room. And everybody loves an erection.

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<v Speaker 3>But apparently not everybody.

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<v Speaker 2>Apparently everybody enjoy it. No, that's very very true.

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<v Speaker 1>Living swiftly on. Do you love a love story?

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<v Speaker 3>I love all love story. I don't like seeing people

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<v Speaker 3>in love.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you a bitter queen? Then not bitter.

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<v Speaker 3>I just want them to be I just want them

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<v Speaker 3>to be sore and in pain.

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<v Speaker 1>Coleman and Raul Domingo. Now, they were on an interview

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<v Speaker 1>on Telly recently and we're talking about, you know, how

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<v Speaker 1>they met, which is a really really cute story, I think,

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<v Speaker 1>and it gives us a lot of hope. Actually, this

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<v Speaker 1>is the beautiful couple here. It gives us a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of hope in finding love and spontaneous love as well.

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<v Speaker 2>And just that's it.

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<v Speaker 3>That's about to say in later life.

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<v Speaker 1>In later life, it's like going.

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<v Speaker 2>The same sort of age group as me. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know what I'm being old about it, but yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 2>really really cute.

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<v Speaker 3>It's really cute, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>In two thousand and five, they met through a Craigslist

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<v Speaker 1>missed Connections.

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<v Speaker 3>I missed Craigslist.

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<v Speaker 1>I have never used Craigslist. I know good now, I

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<v Speaker 1>know of it. But the fact that you can do

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<v Speaker 1>like miss connections of oh this is what one of

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<v Speaker 1>them said, by the way, Oh I saw you at

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<v Speaker 1>Walgreens in Berkeley, California. Yeah, you had like the mohawk

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<v Speaker 1>or the fro hawk, because I have fro fro hawk.

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<v Speaker 1>And then like leaving details and stuff. You can't do

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<v Speaker 1>that these days, can you.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not Craigslist. They locked it down.

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<v Speaker 2>Used to be able to get a Craigslist yeah, and

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<v Speaker 2>grinder concurrently, Oh right, oh wow, they took away that ability,

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<v Speaker 2>and it's just not good anymore. I like that the

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<v Speaker 2>idea of a misconnections. I saw you at this point,

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<v Speaker 2>I saw you at that point, all right, I also

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<v Speaker 2>get slightly concerned.

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<v Speaker 3>I'd say, oh I saw you at this point. Now,

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<v Speaker 3>yeah I saw you too.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, I could also own quite badly too. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I love as well that they got married at a

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<v Speaker 1>disguised wedding, which was a house party in twenty fourteen.

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<v Speaker 3>A disguised wedding.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So it was an intimate ceremony disguised as a house party,

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<v Speaker 1>and it was very low key with loved ones as well.

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<v Speaker 1>So how do you say I do without everyone knowing?

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<v Speaker 3>But any party at a house is automatically a house party.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, exactly. So basically they got married at a house party.

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<v Speaker 2>They got married at home.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they got a married house party. I mean it

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<v Speaker 1>cuts down costs and.

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<v Speaker 3>Stuff, does it, well, if to hold a house party.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, the food steamers yeah, the cleaning, yeah all that,

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<v Speaker 1>the lube. Don't get me started with the cleanex either,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my goodness, me put out towels. They met up, great,

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<v Speaker 1>you can reuse, recycle, rewash.

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<v Speaker 2>Think about the environment, stick on a thirty degree wash.

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<v Speaker 1>About your planet.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So they met and then three days later was the

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<v Speaker 1>start of their relationship. But they've been together for like

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<v Speaker 1>what married? No, nineward. Is it now nine.

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<v Speaker 3>Years it's two thousand and five.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, nineteen years.

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<v Speaker 2>About a week a week, about a week. It's not

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<v Speaker 2>that long ago, two thousand and five, is it not? No,

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<v Speaker 2>not in gay years.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not twenty years ago at all.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh god, no, sorry, no, it's just.

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<v Speaker 2>Like twenty years ago with nineteen eighty nine.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, anyway, excuse my, excuse my, my, my calculations, I

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<v Speaker 1>got those wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry about that.

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<v Speaker 1>Something really cool. The LGBTQ plus community coming together in

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<v Speaker 1>one room. Fantastic for an award, sir.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, not coming together in one room then.

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<v Speaker 1>To celebrate one another, however, they want to celebrate one

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<v Speaker 1>another this one though the British LGBT Awards nominations. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>with our community, it's important for us to clap for ourselves,

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<v Speaker 1>to show up for ourselves, for the whole community, and

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<v Speaker 1>it's a great way for allies to really to be

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<v Speaker 1>there not only to support but also to celebrate with us,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, just like Pride and things like that. And

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<v Speaker 1>this is happening around in June later on this year

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<v Speaker 1>in London, coinciding with of course Pride Month, which is

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<v Speaker 1>which is very very cool. We've got quite a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of nominations. Actually, we've got believe they're called nons. No, no,

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<v Speaker 1>you've been nom Oh you've been nomed. Lingo, I'm learning

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<v Speaker 1>you've been nomed. That sounds like it's good in it. No,

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<v Speaker 1>right and no, no, no, no, no, no nominations are.

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<v Speaker 2>I love that.

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<v Speaker 1>I I kind of want to just call them nums.

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<v Speaker 1>Now we're going to call them noms. So Jonathan Bailey,

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<v Speaker 1>can we just notum together? No?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>Jonathan Bailey nominated for his representation of LGBTQ plus actors

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<v Speaker 1>in the mainstream period dramas. Of course, Bridgeton you know

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<v Speaker 1>him in that one. He's done loads of this stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Shooty Gatwar recognized for the grown groundbreaking role as the

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<v Speaker 1>first black and openly gay actor to play lead in

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<v Speaker 1>Doctor Who. Non Binary Finery Emma Darcy nominated for the

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<v Speaker 1>National Theater Debut in the Other Place as well an

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<v Speaker 1>LGBTQ plus Public Figure Award. We've got so many names here.

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<v Speaker 1>We've got Alex Consani, is that right? The first ever

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<v Speaker 1>out trans model to win the British Fashion Counsel's Model

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<v Speaker 1>of the Year Award. Alex Scott Lover Lover, ex footballer

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<v Speaker 2>Ella Morgan.

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<v Speaker 1>Number all of the Norms, all the Norms known for

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a Celebrity, Get Me out of There.

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<v Speaker 2>She was hilarious.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's all from the show bus this week.

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<v Speaker 3>Thanks for at Paris. I'm glad that you're now numbing people.

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<v Speaker 2>Can't help myself. Sorry, so stay right there because parents

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<v Speaker 2>are not at the moment. And coming after this break,

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<v Speaker 2>it's Me with the Unusual Side of the Internet in

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome back, and you're watching Cheering the cud. This is

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<v Speaker 1>a part of the show where we look into the

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<v Speaker 1>twisted person's search history as it's Mike with the buzz.

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<v Speaker 2>So have you been have you ever been involved in

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<v Speaker 2>a social accident? An accident outside?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh? No, no, wait, what does this involve footage?

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<v Speaker 2>Find you think it is? It's not that it's no,

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<v Speaker 2>I've never you've never. Okay, Well, this is a story

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<v Speaker 2>about a five year old girl who was involved in

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<v Speaker 2>last month were lots and lots of floods, heavy rainfalls, right,

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<v Speaker 2>and a five year old gold got swept up and

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<v Speaker 2>was basically dragged towards a manhole by the raging torrent.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, did she survive?

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<v Speaker 3>She has survived. This is a stage good new story.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 2>No, you've read that, and this is why they showed

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<v Speaker 2>up in my search feed. No, because it had the

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<v Speaker 2>phrase swallowed by a manhole. Oh no, So this in Brazil,

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<v Speaker 2>pothole was wasn't covered, so of course the water was

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<v Speaker 2>in it. Neighbors saw it happening, went out safe and

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<v Speaker 2>filmed it. By the looks of it a security campus.

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<v Speaker 2>This will be great for You've been framed because it's

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<v Speaker 2>twenty years ago, said your VHS is in. So they

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<v Speaker 2>saw it going towards it, so they went out, say,

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<v Speaker 2>grabbed her, pulled the back to safety. Okay, right. The

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<v Speaker 2>only reason they showed up in my search history was

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<v Speaker 2>because of the phrase swallowed by a manhole.

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<v Speaker 1>And luckily found alive.

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<v Speaker 3>Look I found live?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Yeah, and so that's one going into saber okay, right,

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<v Speaker 2>so it's not just like she was allowed to drive.

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<v Speaker 3>She's over here in this black blob over here.

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<v Speaker 2>Have not circled the incident of the young child, so

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<v Speaker 2>saving for some reason? Right?

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<v Speaker 3>So yeah, so good news story.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, child nearly died but was saved.

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<v Speaker 1>By swallowed by a giant manhole, giant manhole while being flooded.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know what, whoever wrote that headline knew what

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<v Speaker 1>they were doing. They knew what they were doing. But

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<v Speaker 1>also there's gonna be so many people that won't get it, No, that.

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<v Speaker 2>Won't get it at all. See, because this is a

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<v Speaker 2>Brazilian story. I don't think they thought about the innuendo

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<v Speaker 2>side of it. I don't think they went you know

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<v Speaker 2>what Michael shows on ing the could we'll get it

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<v Speaker 2>in the set headlines?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and also some of the translations might not be

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<v Speaker 1>the same as wellsably unless somebody in the UK was like,

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<v Speaker 1>let's let's change this up, let's change it for this word,

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<v Speaker 2>And they have got to be gay.

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<v Speaker 1>Surely, surely, surely, but no, at least she was found,

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<v Speaker 1>she was Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Fine, because the last I wouldn't report if she died

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<v Speaker 2>have been a slightly different story.

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<v Speaker 3>Swallowed by a giant manhole.

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<v Speaker 2>Survived.

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<v Speaker 3>Congratulations at least someone did. But moving on quite quickly.

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<v Speaker 2>Name changes within the LGBTQ plus community are quite common.

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<v Speaker 1>Very common a lot in the transcommunity and non body community.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>And it's one of those things that when people get

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<v Speaker 2>you know, I chosen name going through it, I think

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<v Speaker 2>that's a great step forward and that we should recognize

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<v Speaker 2>it and do it instantly.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, This is a story about a US child who

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<v Speaker 2>has had their name changed from their legally changed name

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<v Speaker 2>by their parents. Oh okay, And it's because the father

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<v Speaker 2>the child was basically was taken into care just after

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<v Speaker 2>birth because the mother wasn't in this capable states look

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<v Speaker 2>after them. The father found out that you had a child,

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<v Speaker 2>and I went, that's mine and took out out the system. Right, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>And then when I need to change this child's name,

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<v Speaker 2>because this child is not quite clearly a Charlotte, right,

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<v Speaker 2>so his name is child Charlotte their original name according

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<v Speaker 2>to the certificate of live birth, which is the thing

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<v Speaker 2>in the States before a birth certificate okay, okay, so

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<v Speaker 2>it's called Unicite thirteen Hotel. No, that can't be real.

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<v Speaker 3>Ah wait, he's.

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<v Speaker 2>Had to fight the courts to get the name changed.

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<v Speaker 1>This GUYE thirteen Hotel changed the baby's name to Unio

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<v Speaker 1>from right.

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<v Speaker 3>The US government had named it Unicite thirteen Hotel.

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<v Speaker 2>What was she spy or something? Oh my god, because

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<v Speaker 2>it was thought of the birth certificate, so they just

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<v Speaker 2>put down where the child was found right right, and

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<v Speaker 2>instead of saying this is their name, put that is

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<v Speaker 2>the location is the name?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, And then the paperwork when through and

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<v Speaker 1>that's what they were called.

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<v Speaker 3>Legally called Unikite thirteen Hotel.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean that is that was a choice.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, in the US, where they don't like people would

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<v Speaker 2>change names and stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Interesting, isn't that? Isn't that ironic?

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<v Speaker 2>Ironic that this this heterosexual father was able to change

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<v Speaker 2>the name of what they've decided is a cisgendered girl

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<v Speaker 2>to a cisgender girl's name from something that they didn't

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<v Speaker 2>think was fitting.

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<v Speaker 1>Strange behavior.

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<v Speaker 2>Ah yeah, it's almost like his name doesn't really matter anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>Unikite though it sounds like they're quite like Unikite. It

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<v Speaker 1>sounds like a drag.

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<v Speaker 2>Name, wasn't it It sounds like the creator of a

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<v Speaker 2>kite company?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, what did you work for kites?

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<v Speaker 1>What?

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<v Speaker 2>Really? What company? Unikite? Oh? Unkite? Yeah, I got of kites.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, kind of like iPhone, but you nikite very good. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>And if you think about unkite and something else that

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<v Speaker 2>you could unicyte with that didn't work as a thing,

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<v Speaker 2>you share that with us. We are at the cod

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<v Speaker 2>TV on social media and that was nice to tell

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<v Speaker 2>story of the week. Now, how do you feel about dancing? Yes? Love?

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<v Speaker 1>It helps, It's good for your cardio, makes you feel

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<v Speaker 1>good when you listen to a tune that you absolutely adore.

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<v Speaker 2>You're with your mates and feel you foric love dancing.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, how about it work? A dance work?

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<v Speaker 1>So I do a desk dance a dance at work?

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<v Speaker 3>Ask dancer a bit of a.

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<v Speaker 1>Like if the radio is on or something. Okay, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll have a little bob. I thought you might fall on,

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<v Speaker 1>like like nightclub dancing in there one of them drops

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<v Speaker 1>and starts working.

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<v Speaker 3>Putting down the doing a dance off with your boss.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, okay, yeah, I'm here for a bit of

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<v Speaker 2>a bop. I sure, this is an Alaska Airlines flight

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<v Speaker 2>attendant who has been sacked for dancing.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a face, Yes, sacked for dancing?

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry? What right? Wait?

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<v Speaker 1>So disciplinary, I'm so sorry. We're going to have to

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<v Speaker 1>let you go. Why because you were dancing? And what

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<v Speaker 1>that was? Okay, Well it's the States, isn't it. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>of course at will States unfortunately. So what that was

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<v Speaker 1>is that they were wearing a uniform. Oh no, so

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<v Speaker 1>you can't dance in your uniform.

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<v Speaker 2>They were were they were off the clock in a

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<v Speaker 2>in a hotel, right, so it landed they were transitting,

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<v Speaker 2>we got out the hotel. I'll have a bit of

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<v Speaker 2>a dance, okay. And apparently the problem with the dance

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<v Speaker 2>was because they were tworking.

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<v Speaker 1>Can we send medics to the US please? Can we

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<v Speaker 1>send help because they need help?

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<v Speaker 2>They need help?

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, like what you're a kidding me?

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<v Speaker 2>No? So it got to brust attention because it went viral.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, and they said, although you went at work,

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<v Speaker 2>you were wearing the uniform. That's bringing the company's name

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<v Speaker 2>into brand damage, so bringing the be able to disrepute.

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<v Speaker 3>And so that's a sackable offense.

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<v Speaker 1>I understand if it's a cycable offense if they've done

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<v Speaker 1>something like gone out on a night out and they've

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<v Speaker 1>done something really bad, or if they're like throwing up

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<v Speaker 1>their guts on the side with their uniform like or whatever,

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<v Speaker 1>that doesn't look good. But the fact that she just

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<v Speaker 1>did a little bot or little twerk and that is.

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<v Speaker 3>It was an impressive work to be fair and just

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<v Speaker 3>leased for working.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, that's not class as like would it be classes inappropriate?

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<v Speaker 3>So it can be classified. So it's a sexualization, is what.

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<v Speaker 2>So they said that that, you know, twerking is a

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<v Speaker 2>sexual sexualized act. Yeah, right, And so doing that in

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<v Speaker 2>a work uniform.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a problematic.

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<v Speaker 2>See. I used to work for a very large mobile

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<v Speaker 2>telephone company which is the chemical symbol for oxygen. Recently

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<v Speaker 2>joined with a media company that it's their first time

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<v Speaker 2>with not mentioning that one brandy T shirt. And quite

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<v Speaker 2>often I go out for a quiet drink after work

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<v Speaker 2>with a mate and then we wake up at three

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<v Speaker 2>a m.

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<v Speaker 3>In the nightclub going, oh dear, I don't get dismissed.

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<v Speaker 2>No, there were lots of photos of me doing very

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<v Speaker 2>inappropriate things in two T shirts.

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<v Speaker 1>To be fair, I've done like you know, proper breaking

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<v Speaker 1>your back, really stiff, ugly white girl wasted twerk.

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<v Speaker 3>In I can't work.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, that's that's what I'm saying. Like I look like

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<v Speaker 1>I've not I've had too much caffeine. I can't do it.

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<v Speaker 1>That all the same my life. But I've done that

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<v Speaker 1>but like on the show as well, Like I've done

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<v Speaker 1>that during a job.

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<v Speaker 2>So I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, that's that's so unfortunate. I hope that she gets

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<v Speaker 1>compensated for that.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, no, because it's it's illegal. It's perfectly fine to

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<v Speaker 2>do it in the States. It's it's a legal it's illegal.

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<v Speaker 2>It's yeah, oh my god.

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<v Speaker 3>So she thinks it's unfair.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. A lot of the internets agreeing with her, say, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it's really not fair.

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<v Speaker 3>But them's the breaks.

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<v Speaker 2>Unfortunately, that's it. Oh yeah. So unfortunately she did get

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<v Speaker 2>to go into a meeting and was told sorry, love,

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<v Speaker 2>you don't work here anymore. That's all from the Bulls

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<v Speaker 2>this week. Thank you so much for that. Mike, you

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<v Speaker 2>are welcome, but don't go anywhere. As coming up, we

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<v Speaker 2>have a game to play in our game of the week.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome back to to the Cud with the Paris Monroe

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<v Speaker 1>and Mike Bitminroe. Now this part of the show is

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<v Speaker 1>where we play a game, and this one is for

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<v Speaker 1>the person who has been banned from more than one zoo.

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<v Speaker 1>It's Mike, So off your pop.

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<v Speaker 2>They wanted to play the Penguins. They looked delicious. It's

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<v Speaker 2>not my fault.

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<v Speaker 1>Go on, go Away of the week. Right, it's time

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<v Speaker 1>to do Game of the Week. I'm going to be

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<v Speaker 1>quizzing Mike this time, and we've got He's going to

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<v Speaker 1>give ten things for each category before the time runs out,

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<v Speaker 1>thirty seconds to name ten things?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you think that you've got what it takes? Mike,

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<v Speaker 2>I've got something and it is okay. So we're going

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<v Speaker 2>to go with the first category.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, So name ten things okay that straight people questions?

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<v Speaker 1>Straight people questions that make us roll our eyes?

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<v Speaker 3>God, who's the man? Who's the woman? Is that what

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<v Speaker 3>you do?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh? Have you ever been with a woman? When did

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<v Speaker 2>you first know? I've got a friend that's gay. Do

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<v Speaker 2>you know him?

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<v Speaker 3>Have you ever tried a woman?

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<v Speaker 2>What do your parents think? Do you tell everybody met

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<v Speaker 2>all the time?

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<v Speaker 3>And oh I love the gays.

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<v Speaker 1>I think the time is I'm sorry I went I

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<v Speaker 1>went well over that.

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<v Speaker 2>That's sorry, I went you didn't I did ten? I

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<v Speaker 2>want listen. That was really good. Who's the man?

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<v Speaker 1>Who's a woman? Yeah, yeah, I've heard that so many

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<v Speaker 1>times before. It's it's so irritating.

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<v Speaker 2>I actually quite like it when people who's the man?

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<v Speaker 2>Who is War's like, we're both men. Yeah, that's what

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<v Speaker 2>we like about each other.

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<v Speaker 1>And they asked that question. Yet they don't understand what

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<v Speaker 1>transgender is. But they say who's the man and who's

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<v Speaker 1>a woman when there's no women. Just it's confusion. It's

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<v Speaker 1>just fulsing right. Okay, So we've got ten seconds now,

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<v Speaker 1>thirty seconds, Sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>It got very short. Then seconds about you.

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<v Speaker 1>One second thirty seconds to name ten things. Gay nightclub

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<v Speaker 1>playlists always include go.

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<v Speaker 2>Her, Donna, Britney, Kim Petres, what's her name? I don't know,

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<v Speaker 2>Oh not Brittany, Christina Aguilera, I have an issue, Rihanna Omega,

476
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<v Speaker 2>mix girls allowed, Beyonce, Destiny's Child because they're different things

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<v Speaker 2>and are very old.

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<v Speaker 1>Jane McDonald, Jane McDonald, that's a good one. Yourself, dizzy,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's it.

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<v Speaker 2>Time is up, okay, smashing it is.

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<v Speaker 1>Christina agular Role Aguilera Lera. Yeah, the other Christina.

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<v Speaker 2>Not not not Britney. That's what the only two thousands

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<v Speaker 2>she loved Brittany or you love Christina you didn't like

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<v Speaker 2>We'll go.

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<v Speaker 1>On, get out in yourself now, Brittany or Christy Christina?

486
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<v Speaker 2>Really is it?

487
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<v Speaker 1>Because she was playing with knives in that video.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it was dirty, Oh none of it's Genie in

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<v Speaker 2>the bottle. Yeah, em Agenie and the Barna You've got

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<v Speaker 2>wank me off the right way. But that's what she

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<v Speaker 2>was singing. They weren't the worsd Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm yeah, okay.

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<v Speaker 2>That Britney spears going. I did that again. I had

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<v Speaker 2>a knee operation, came out with bigger tits, okay, saying Also,

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<v Speaker 2>the video for dirty was pretty impressive. Yeah, very very

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<v Speaker 2>good until her clothes came off.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, let's say right, Okay, so we've got thirty seconds

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<v Speaker 1>for you to tell us ten things you can say

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<v Speaker 1>to an all you can eat buffet, but also in

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<v Speaker 1>an orgy.

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<v Speaker 3>Go, I'm stuffed. I can't take any more.

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<v Speaker 2>Go one. I've got room for a little one. I

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<v Speaker 2>could fit quite a bit in me. Gimme more. Don't

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<v Speaker 2>tell me. Partner of it had this much all I

505
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<v Speaker 2>need to wipe down. I swallowed every drop of it.

506
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<v Speaker 2>Do you want to go on this as well? Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>it's juicy and you've done this before. Clearly we don't

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<v Speaker 2>even need to air. You picked two of my favorite things.

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<v Speaker 2>What food? I mean?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean all of those you could definitely hear

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<v Speaker 1>in either an orgy or a buffet. Did you say

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<v Speaker 1>those out loud?

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<v Speaker 2>Though in a buffet? The thing is what I do

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<v Speaker 2>for that one as I channel what my aunt would say,

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<v Speaker 2>or you can eat buffet because she says that sort

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<v Speaker 2>of stuff. We all say that. You can't say that.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't say that's rude.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's what I did, channeling Auntie Ah.

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<v Speaker 2>Not using the name of the ant. She knows who

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<v Speaker 2>she is.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, let's do thirty seconds and I need ten things.

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<v Speaker 2>Please.

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<v Speaker 1>Signs you're in the wrong kind of bar for your mood. Go.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't answer that. There's no wrong bar for your mood.

525
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<v Speaker 2>So you've got buttlets, chaps on, and everyone's wearing a suit.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just thinking about real experiences.

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<v Speaker 1>Should we change it?

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<v Speaker 2>Should just start nor you're dancing and we'll get that music.

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<v Speaker 1>A common phrase that Mike uses a fighter.

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<v Speaker 2>Give me a minute. It takes an hour for the tablet.

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<v Speaker 2>You have to drill your own hole in the totlet

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<v Speaker 2>wall's stunning. That's the keypicle that I've been to before.

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<v Speaker 2>You've seen me drilling a hole through a toilet?

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, but I've been to a particular remember

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<v Speaker 1>one or three?

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway? Out of time?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they're out of time. Okay, let's do oh, let's

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<v Speaker 1>do this one.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay. What is the wrong kind of bar?

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<v Speaker 1>That?

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<v Speaker 2>That's the question. Yeah, they're also booze.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I know, unless you're in a non alcoholic dry bar.

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<v Speaker 2>The cold closed like your legs. Anyway, My legs are

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<v Speaker 2>not closed, right.

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<v Speaker 1>I want ten things, please in thirty seconds. Ten things

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<v Speaker 1>you should never whisper in someone's here at two am.

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<v Speaker 2>Go, I'm watching you sleep, but louder whisper? Oh wait louder? Yes, okay,

548
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<v Speaker 2>so I'm watching you sleep. Yeah, you'd look so pretty

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<v Speaker 2>if I was wearing your skin. I think that wet

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<v Speaker 2>patch has.

551
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<v Speaker 3>Come from me.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes? Is this chocolate? Can you feel my finger going

553
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<v Speaker 2>up your bomb? Look? No, hands, can you feel that?

554
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<v Speaker 2>Is it? In? Don't tell your step mom?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god?

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<v Speaker 2>Not that category. That's it. That's it.

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<v Speaker 1>I was really enjoyed, to be fair, we were just

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<v Speaker 1>really enjoying Mike's list.

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<v Speaker 2>We didn't want it to end. That was fantastic. Start

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<v Speaker 2>with a creepy they're watching your sleep and what I

561
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<v Speaker 2>would look like in your skin?

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<v Speaker 1>What is that film? What's that horror film? Change Texas changed?

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<v Speaker 1>Saw musket is that the world wears? It's the that's

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<v Speaker 1>the lambs that he wears people's skin.

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<v Speaker 3>So a long time ago, I was in a relationship.

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<v Speaker 1>Though you're going to say I was going to wear

567
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<v Speaker 1>I wore skin.

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<v Speaker 2>What I do.

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<v Speaker 3>It's called leather.

570
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<v Speaker 2>People assume it's from a cow. It's not. It's pleathar

571
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<v Speaker 2>because it's from wish. I was in a relationship and

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<v Speaker 2>we both had slight insomnia. I'm an early person and

573
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<v Speaker 2>they just never got to sleep, so we'd lay Then

574
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<v Speaker 2>we're just like whispering each of the things to each other,

575
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<v Speaker 2>and it degraded quite quickly into I'm watching you sleep.

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<v Speaker 2>M hmm, that's quite creepy. Yeah, it was. It was fair.

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<v Speaker 3>We didn't last much longer after that.

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<v Speaker 2>Ah.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe maybe the whispering of that my flock.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it was the whispering of going this is

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<v Speaker 2>a recording, I mean someone else's bed. Hey guys, it's

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<v Speaker 2>me Mike flogging Hello. Hi. Do we have time for

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<v Speaker 2>one more? We have time for a couple more, a

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<v Speaker 2>couple more studying. Okay, well back into what you can

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<v Speaker 2>say analogy? Yeah you?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my goodness, mate, Right, so I want thirty seconds

587
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<v Speaker 1>on the clock. Ten things, please, Ten ways to politely

588
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<v Speaker 1>tell somebody they have no fashion sense.

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<v Speaker 2>Go your name is Mike benon Roe. No, now you

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<v Speaker 2>look comfi. I can't hate that. Yeah. Oh, I bet

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<v Speaker 2>that was.

592
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<v Speaker 3>Really good when you first bought it.

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<v Speaker 2>I think we'll find it Cerulyan, I love that from

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<v Speaker 2>buckets of this.

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<v Speaker 1>Stuff, pushed the button in the words of sugar Babes,

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<v Speaker 1>so interesting.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because this is what people said to you. A

598
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<v Speaker 2>lot of those were. Yeah, one of them was a

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<v Speaker 2>double worst pride. I enjoyed that one very much. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>they can find It's not lapis, it's not even turquoise.

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<v Speaker 2>It'suly What people don't know that it was de la

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<v Speaker 2>Cronso was it. I'll stop being that gay. It's so

603
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<v Speaker 2>cute and so calm. I'm here for it.

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<v Speaker 1>Right. Coming up after this short break, we're going to

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<v Speaker 1>learn something new and teach me a lesson after this

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<v Speaker 1>short break, welcome back. You are still watching Mike and

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<v Speaker 1>Paris in Chewing the cush, Now we learn a way

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<v Speaker 1>of up cycling in teach me a lesson.

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<v Speaker 2>So Easter, it's bin and gone.

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<v Speaker 3>We're all eating a lot of chocolate.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, Yes, I'm sick of chocolate and given chocolate.

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<v Speaker 3>Well no, see, the chocolate isn't for eating.

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<v Speaker 2>The chocolate is a facilitation. Now. Oh okay, because I'm

614
00:33:22.519 --> 00:33:24.039
<v Speaker 2>fed up of chocolate too, So I want to use

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00:33:24.119 --> 00:33:26.440
<v Speaker 2>chocolate in a non chocolate eating kind of way. Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>The first thing we need to do.

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<v Speaker 2>Is create an emulification.

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<v Speaker 3>So pop your egg to one side for a bit.

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<v Speaker 1>Yep, eggs to one side, pop your right up.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay. What we're going to do is we're going to

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<v Speaker 2>make an emiltication of milk, coffee, and booze. Do you

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<v Speaker 2>know what that makes?

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<v Speaker 1>This makes a cocktail, It makes Bailey's, It makes Bailey It.

624
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<v Speaker 2>Makes Irish cream, so I would say Bailey's.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, so an Irish cream, yeah, snoozy thing.

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00:33:51.920 --> 00:33:54.880
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. So it's quite a simple mix. So in your

627
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<v Speaker 2>milky glass, yep, you've got condensed milk.

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<v Speaker 3>And then you've got it topped. It's been topped, you see,

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<v Speaker 3>with some regular milk.

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00:34:03.920 --> 00:34:07.279
<v Speaker 2>Ale. It's been topped by whole regular milk too, technically

631
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<v Speaker 2>been topped by a bottom.

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<v Speaker 3>So into that that those two things, you're going.

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<v Speaker 2>To add a little bit of coffee, yes, the whole thing,

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<v Speaker 2>or just just enough to make it brown.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>How strong do you like your coffee? Is the question.

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<v Speaker 3>That that's okay?

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<v Speaker 2>So there's there's your coffee, yes, and then you want

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<v Speaker 2>to add into that bit more Okay, there we go.

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<v Speaker 1>That's more like it, and that.

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<v Speaker 2>You want to add your booze. I've got vodka and

642
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<v Speaker 2>I've got brandy. Traditionalists will be screaming at the TV

643
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<v Speaker 2>now going it's supposed to be iron whiskey. That sorry,

644
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<v Speaker 2>I nearly broke contables. All right, it's not like it's

645
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<v Speaker 2>part of the set. I'm pouring it in now. Yeah,

646
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<v Speaker 2>as much as you want, or as little as you want,

647
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<v Speaker 2>we've gone for the whole thing. Someone's going to be

648
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<v Speaker 2>whibbling a bit. And then you just want to mix

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<v Speaker 2>those together carefully. You don't want to whisk. You want

650
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<v Speaker 2>to mix. It's really sick. It is really thick. But

651
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<v Speaker 2>that's Okay, I've said this before and you laughed. Condensed

652
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<v Speaker 2>milk to me just looks a bit cummy. Well, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>it does.

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<v Speaker 3>Constancy color the whole nine yards.

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<v Speaker 1>M okay, what did you do over what did you

656
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<v Speaker 1>do on the podcast Paris?

657
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<v Speaker 3>Well, I mean cummy boos.

658
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<v Speaker 1>I was making booze and it was cumy looking.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, don't take long to mix, which is a

660
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<v Speaker 3>good thing.

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<v Speaker 1>It looks nice though.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you want to give it a try?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, if it's tasty, so okay, I'm just going to

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<v Speaker 2>look like I'm gonna give it a got delicious. I

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<v Speaker 2>mean I just looked the fork to say, give it

667
00:35:45.239 --> 00:35:49.320
<v Speaker 2>a taste rather than actually drink it. But I think there's.

668
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<v Speaker 1>Too much alcohol.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, someone put a lot.

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<v Speaker 2>Of alcohol in.

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<v Speaker 1>But lovely, it's really nice though, it's really lovely. But

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<v Speaker 1>it's very strong, only because I put the whole thing in.

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<v Speaker 1>I listened, you said put the thing in, so I'll

674
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<v Speaker 1>put the thing in.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So it's gonna be interesting. So you've made you've

676
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<v Speaker 2>prided your emotion. Don't keep drinking it then, okay, I'm ready. Okay,

677
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<v Speaker 2>Well it's only fair alright, go oh my god, I'm

678
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<v Speaker 2>gonna wipe Gil wasted at this point when I.

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<v Speaker 3>Never Okay, there we go.

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<v Speaker 2>So you're gonna pop your multification to the side for now, Okay,

681
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<v Speaker 2>get off it. I'm watching you. I'm not not not you.

682
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<v Speaker 2>So the producers of the d watching.

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<v Speaker 3>Alright, very handsy.

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<v Speaker 2>So now you want to open up your egg carefully, okay,

685
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<v Speaker 2>because if it breaks your bugget it. Oh oh, we've

686
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<v Speaker 2>got to split it in half.

687
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<v Speaker 1>We've got to split it in half, right, Okay.

688
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<v Speaker 2>I've just noticed this says this on it not suitable

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<v Speaker 2>for children under four it okay, tires and these eggs?

690
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<v Speaker 3>Are these small not for kids?

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<v Speaker 2>Wait?

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<v Speaker 1>Are these adult eggs? Because that's a bit small for

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<v Speaker 1>an adult egg.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean it's big for a love egg.

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<v Speaker 2>It is wow, well sideways.

696
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<v Speaker 1>Moraccas it's a musical instrument at the same time it is.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, right, so just peel it and open it.

698
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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you know what, in the old days, these just

699
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<v Speaker 2>to be wrapped in full rather than this pressed and

700
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<v Speaker 2>oil stuff, and it just makes it difficult to open. Man,

701
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<v Speaker 2>do we have to use the whole egg? We're only

702
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<v Speaker 2>using half.

703
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<v Speaker 1>Of it, so I can eat that other half you can, okay, Okay,

704
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<v Speaker 1>thank you because Fredos is well expensive. Listen, cost A living.

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<v Speaker 2>I was waiting for that cause it's the cause he

706
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<v Speaker 2>might I want to eat a Freda book cozy, Right,

707
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<v Speaker 2>somebody's glued this. Well, it's been it's been sealed together

708
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<v Speaker 2>because it's chocolate and it's warm in the studio. Right, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>so what you get out what you want to do

710
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<v Speaker 2>is you want to basically, if you break one half,

711
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<v Speaker 2>you should be happy the other half safe. Right, So

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<v Speaker 2>with your spoon, gentle taps right, and then you'll be

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<v Speaker 2>able to get into easy.

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<v Speaker 1>She's not doing it. Keep banking the egg and she's

715
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<v Speaker 1>not cracking.

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<v Speaker 2>See, there we go. I got it. I got it.

717
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<v Speaker 2>And then you just start peeling away and then it'll

718
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<v Speaker 2>eventually split off the edge.

719
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<v Speaker 3>Right because once you've edged it, you sorted.

720
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<v Speaker 2>We love an edge. Right.

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<v Speaker 1>Here we go, right, we're in. I'm basically just breaking

722
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<v Speaker 1>the whole thing into the the half. I'm just breaking

723
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<v Speaker 1>the egg into that.

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<v Speaker 2>That's fine because you can empty it out.

725
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<v Speaker 1>Okay, can't we do eat you?

726
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<v Speaker 2>So inserted fred inside it as well.

727
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<v Speaker 1>There's Fredo heads.

728
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<v Speaker 2>Do you want some head?

729
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<v Speaker 1>I would appreciate something fredaheads there mean they're a bit small.

730
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<v Speaker 2>Well that you want chocolate, Okay, it's the head. Look

731
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<v Speaker 2>that's the size of the actual Freda was in ten years.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, fifty pounds.

733
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<v Speaker 2>I've got. I've got love eggs mini eggs. Yeah. Well,

734
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<v Speaker 2>so that you want to empty out your you'll void where,

735
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<v Speaker 2>prop it on the table, pop it in the box. Okay,

736
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<v Speaker 2>I'm just gonna make a mess. Every I've used, I've

737
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<v Speaker 2>been more delicate with the foil, so I could put

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<v Speaker 2>it in the.

739
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<v Speaker 1>Foil technically, yeah, the foil it is okay, okay, love.

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<v Speaker 2>They and I want to say discard, don't discard. Place

741
00:39:50.480 --> 00:39:53.519
<v Speaker 2>to one side the chocolate. Yeah, okay, So now you

742
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<v Speaker 2>have a little bowl love there right, because we're not

743
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<v Speaker 2>going to you typically lose it as a bowl. So cereal.

744
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<v Speaker 2>We're eating cereal out of a egg.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, yes, we are.

746
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<v Speaker 1>Booze fantastic. I've ever done that before.

747
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<v Speaker 2>That's what the baby Jesus would have wanted when he

748
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<v Speaker 2>was there being killed. Yes, yeah, I read that somewhere. Yeah.

749
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<v Speaker 2>So I've got conflicts because I'm being healthy.

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<v Speaker 1>I've got what have you got cocoa pops? Because chocolate

751
00:40:26.880 --> 00:40:29.519
<v Speaker 1>and chocolate, I thought, why not? You know exactly double chocolate.

752
00:40:29.599 --> 00:40:32.920
<v Speaker 1>They turned the milk chocolatey, so you'll have chocolatey booze. God,

753
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<v Speaker 1>this is exciting. Can you tell I don't get out. Yeah,

754
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<v Speaker 1>I don't get out much at all. So I'm gonna

755
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<v Speaker 1>fill it.

756
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<v Speaker 2>Don't don't fill it, fill it, eat some space for

757
00:40:43.199 --> 00:40:49.639
<v Speaker 2>the cream to go. Okay, if you want to shot

758
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<v Speaker 2>coco pops, that will bag you, go for it. This

759
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<v Speaker 2>is my chaser, that's the main.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, yeah, we need to record you shotting.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Okay. What are you gonna do is take some

762
00:41:02.920 --> 00:41:07.000
<v Speaker 2>of your delicious irish cream that's not babies and just

763
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<v Speaker 2>gently pour that in hold the egg as you do. Okay,

764
00:41:12.320 --> 00:41:18.320
<v Speaker 2>like that. M how much milk do I put in

765
00:41:18.360 --> 00:41:20.239
<v Speaker 2>this thing? Until you've got enough to cover your cereal?

766
00:41:21.639 --> 00:41:22.719
<v Speaker 1>Oh we've got to cover it.

767
00:41:22.920 --> 00:41:27.199
<v Speaker 2>Well, it's a bowl of cereal, so yeah, I put

768
00:41:27.239 --> 00:41:29.400
<v Speaker 2>too much in it to scoops a mount into a glass.

769
00:41:29.440 --> 00:41:32.480
<v Speaker 2>Then you know what that will? That will do. I'm

770
00:41:32.480 --> 00:41:34.199
<v Speaker 2>giving you a spoon that will work.

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<v Speaker 1>So we've eaten too much chocolate for Easter, and now

772
00:41:42.239 --> 00:41:43.119
<v Speaker 1>we've got to eat chocolate.

773
00:41:43.440 --> 00:41:44.800
<v Speaker 2>No we're not. I'm not eating chocolate.

774
00:41:44.840 --> 00:41:45.880
<v Speaker 3>I'm eating cereal.

775
00:41:46.119 --> 00:41:47.199
<v Speaker 2>I'm eating chocolate cereal.

776
00:41:47.280 --> 00:41:51.559
<v Speaker 1>But you made a choice, right, are we digging in?

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00:41:51.920 --> 00:41:56.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm digging in chi chin to chins chin. I

778
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<v Speaker 2>do have foodren Man.

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00:42:08.599 --> 00:42:10.719
<v Speaker 3>That probably is parents have put too much booze.

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00:42:20.480 --> 00:42:24.159
<v Speaker 2>Right, it's lovely, but it's not the same. There's too much,

781
00:42:24.440 --> 00:42:28.360
<v Speaker 2>is it. Listen, if someone gives you a shot.

782
00:42:29.519 --> 00:42:31.320
<v Speaker 1>You think, oh, that's not a lot, I'll put it in,

783
00:42:31.920 --> 00:42:34.880
<v Speaker 1>but it turns out it's a lot. God, and you

784
00:42:35.000 --> 00:42:39.440
<v Speaker 1>drink there. No, yeah, exactly, we like to don't wear

785
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<v Speaker 1>in mind.

786
00:42:40.719 --> 00:42:44.119
<v Speaker 2>Anyway, work with me. That's called pit pressure. That's right,

787
00:42:44.559 --> 00:42:47.960
<v Speaker 2>don't I don't succumb to pit pressure exactly unless he's

788
00:42:48.119 --> 00:42:50.960
<v Speaker 2>very handsome. So like a horse.

789
00:42:51.320 --> 00:42:54.880
<v Speaker 1>When when you've when you've consumed all of the cereal

790
00:42:55.440 --> 00:42:59.199
<v Speaker 1>in this, you pop your chocolate dish washer. M Ah,

791
00:42:59.599 --> 00:43:01.000
<v Speaker 1>that's what kids do these days.

792
00:43:01.039 --> 00:43:03.719
<v Speaker 2>A don't put your chocolate in the dish it will

793
00:43:03.760 --> 00:43:05.719
<v Speaker 2>just melt the job. Look, yeah, that's quite unfortunate.

794
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<v Speaker 3>Well that's me teaching you a lesson.

795
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<v Speaker 1>That's on where it's the end of the show for now,

796
00:43:17.320 --> 00:43:20.360
<v Speaker 1>but on screen you can see our contact details. It's

797
00:43:20.639 --> 00:43:23.920
<v Speaker 1>at the cud TV on your social media and if

798
00:43:23.960 --> 00:43:26.119
<v Speaker 1>you want to catch up on the previous episodes as well.

799
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<v Speaker 1>You could also bringe us on YouTube just look for

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<v Speaker 1>Chewing the Cud.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you for watching and we will see you all soon.

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<v Speaker 2>Bye.
