WEBVTT 1 00:00:01.879 --> 00:00:04.280 And did you hear that? Come on, did I hear 2 00:00:04.360 --> 00:00:08.720 what that whistle? That's a Rinsol white whistle, and Rinsol 3 00:00:08.839 --> 00:00:10.039 means us. That's right. 4 00:00:10.359 --> 00:00:14.439 Rinso gets clothes, Rinsol white, and Rinsol presents the amoson 5 00:00:14.519 --> 00:00:34.039 Andy show. A young bride I knew took the cooking 6 00:00:34.280 --> 00:00:37.960 just like a shot. Her first lamb stew turned out sensational. 7 00:00:38.119 --> 00:00:41.880 Her cherry pies were delicious. 8 00:00:41.159 --> 00:00:43.840 But more and more her husband wanted to eat out. 9 00:00:44.359 --> 00:00:45.880 Why we had a pack. 10 00:00:46.560 --> 00:00:48.640 I dried the dishes and put them away, but he 11 00:00:48.759 --> 00:00:49.799 did the dish washing. 12 00:00:50.240 --> 00:00:52.960 Oh and no rinsol. No Rinso. 13 00:00:53.560 --> 00:00:55.600 We were using a slow poked bar soap. 14 00:00:55.960 --> 00:00:56.600 That is at. 15 00:00:56.520 --> 00:00:59.439 First, but then you found out about rinso eh. 16 00:01:00.399 --> 00:01:03.640 Now we eat home every night. Gosh, the biggest pile 17 00:01:03.640 --> 00:01:06.359 of dishes is done in way less time with Rinso 18 00:01:06.400 --> 00:01:07.319 SuDS in the dishpan. 19 00:01:07.560 --> 00:01:10.959 Yes, stubborn pots and greasy pans come shining clean in 20 00:01:11.159 --> 00:01:14.680 far less time. Rinso soapy rich studs are easy on 21 00:01:14.760 --> 00:01:18.439 your hands too. Try you Innso tomorrow and now I 22 00:01:18.599 --> 00:01:32.640 star Samous and Andy. Whenever Andy and the Kingfish go broke, 23 00:01:32.799 --> 00:01:35.599 which is most of the time, they manage to place 24 00:01:35.640 --> 00:01:39.280 the blame for their failures upon anything but themselves. But 25 00:01:39.359 --> 00:01:42.040 when the truth comes out, it's a bitter pill to swallow. 26 00:01:42.400 --> 00:01:45.200 And that's what they're swallowing right now, because they have 27 00:01:45.280 --> 00:01:48.200 asked Amos for an honest opinion of themselves. 28 00:01:48.840 --> 00:01:50.920 Fellas you ask for it, and I gon't tell you. 29 00:01:51.079 --> 00:01:53.239 First of all, both of you two are the lasest 30 00:01:53.280 --> 00:01:56.760 people I know. Look at you, Andy right now. You 31 00:01:56.840 --> 00:01:58.920 ought to be thinking of a way out you'll miss 32 00:01:59.280 --> 00:02:01.280 did a death. You're just sitting there with your feets 33 00:02:01.319 --> 00:02:03.799 up on the desk. Well, that ain't being lazy. I 34 00:02:03.799 --> 00:02:08.000 was thinking. I remember once I read in some medicine 35 00:02:08.000 --> 00:02:09.960 book that the best way to think is with your 36 00:02:09.960 --> 00:02:13.360 feets up in front of there, gazing into space. That 37 00:02:13.479 --> 00:02:15.319 might be the true vanner. But when you got your 38 00:02:15.360 --> 00:02:17.000 big feets up there in front of it, ain't much 39 00:02:17.000 --> 00:02:22.199 space left for gears in day. Well, go ahead, Amos, 40 00:02:22.240 --> 00:02:24.439 tell us what else is wrong with it? Number two 41 00:02:24.599 --> 00:02:26.639 is neither one of you has got no backbone. You 42 00:02:26.680 --> 00:02:29.360 don't stick to nothing. I bet it a last year 43 00:02:29.520 --> 00:02:32.199 you was in forty different businesses and every one of 44 00:02:32.240 --> 00:02:36.199 them went bankrupt. You never sees nothing through to a finish. Well, 45 00:02:36.199 --> 00:02:41.479 how much more of a finish can you have than bankrupt? Well, 46 00:02:41.520 --> 00:02:44.439 that ain't what I mean. I mean that neither one 47 00:02:44.479 --> 00:02:46.960 of you work hard enough to make a success or nothing. 48 00:02:47.000 --> 00:02:52.439 Remember this fella. Hard work never killed nobody, Amos. But 49 00:02:52.599 --> 00:02:55.080 sleeping ain't of a cause many casualties neither you know? 50 00:02:56.719 --> 00:02:59.240 Why don't you fellas face that both of you is lazy? 51 00:02:59.319 --> 00:03:01.599 You don't want to work, and you was chiselers. You 52 00:03:01.719 --> 00:03:04.479 was always trying to make big money out some scheme 53 00:03:05.080 --> 00:03:07.479 instead of finding out what you is fitted for and 54 00:03:07.599 --> 00:03:10.360 working at it. That's my advice, and I hope he 55 00:03:10.479 --> 00:03:15.199 takes it. So long, Bumm, goodbye, Amos. Fine friend, he 56 00:03:15.400 --> 00:03:19.199 is accusing us of being lazy, no good, chiselers and bums. 57 00:03:19.879 --> 00:03:22.199 How can he have the nerve to say them awful 58 00:03:22.280 --> 00:03:27.919 liars about us, even if there is true and history admitted. 59 00:03:27.960 --> 00:03:30.199 But I think Amos has got something there about finding 60 00:03:30.199 --> 00:03:33.039 what we are fitted for and working at it. Now, 61 00:03:33.400 --> 00:03:37.159 what training is we don't have? Let's figure let's start 62 00:03:37.199 --> 00:03:39.800 with school. Did you graduate from college? 63 00:03:40.000 --> 00:03:40.199 Well? 64 00:03:40.719 --> 00:03:43.400 No, I was going to go to college, but something 65 00:03:43.400 --> 00:03:46.639 got in my way. Oh what was that? High school? 66 00:03:50.639 --> 00:03:53.240 Seems that they had a rule about first having to 67 00:03:53.280 --> 00:03:55.280 go to high school before you could go to college. 68 00:03:56.199 --> 00:03:59.120 How about you, Kingfis did you graduate from college? Well, 69 00:03:59.199 --> 00:04:01.240 there are two, brother, and I had to seeing trouble. 70 00:04:01.280 --> 00:04:03.879 You did. But having finished grammar school in high school, 71 00:04:03.919 --> 00:04:07.719 so I jumped over college, Uh, jumped over into what 72 00:04:08.120 --> 00:04:11.840 I took a post gradually course. Well what did you 73 00:04:11.960 --> 00:04:14.680 jump over from? Well, the first time, I jumped all 74 00:04:14.680 --> 00:04:17.759 the way over from the fifth grade into the post graduate. 75 00:04:19.079 --> 00:04:20.839 Then I found out what it was a little tough. 76 00:04:20.879 --> 00:04:25.160 There's or I jump right back again too, that I see. 77 00:04:25.360 --> 00:04:27.720 So you see and so far as our train, and 78 00:04:28.000 --> 00:04:30.399 that ain't fitting us so much, is it? Well, I 79 00:04:30.519 --> 00:04:32.920 spent three years in kindergarten. Don't tell me it was 80 00:04:32.959 --> 00:04:36.959 all a waste of time. Brother, And I've been thinking, 81 00:04:37.360 --> 00:04:39.279 I know it was one thing. I know that I 82 00:04:39.360 --> 00:04:42.160 was fitted for being a promoter. And now the thing 83 00:04:42.199 --> 00:04:45.000 for you to do is to concentrate on what you 84 00:04:45.079 --> 00:04:48.600 fitted for. Yeah, gets you started on the road to success, 85 00:04:48.720 --> 00:04:51.279 and then I promote you. You see. Oh yeah, but 86 00:04:51.399 --> 00:04:53.680 that leaves you sitting down with your feet on the 87 00:04:53.720 --> 00:04:56.639 desk and me doing all the work. And now you 88 00:04:56.759 --> 00:04:59.759 looking that the wrong we uh, let's look at it 89 00:04:59.800 --> 00:05:03.439 from the abstract from the what from the abstract? Now, 90 00:05:04.000 --> 00:05:05.720 I know you ain't gonna be ignorant enough to ask 91 00:05:05.759 --> 00:05:10.720 me what abstract is? Uh? I ain't uh uh, what 92 00:05:10.879 --> 00:05:14.959 is abstract? There you go? I knowed you was gonna 93 00:05:14.959 --> 00:05:17.639 be that eggre. Now open your ears and listen to him. 94 00:05:17.759 --> 00:05:20.480 Now I go explain it to you what the abstract 95 00:05:20.600 --> 00:05:23.199 is it is? Uh? You got your ears open there now. Yeah, 96 00:05:23.199 --> 00:05:29.000 but it ain't nothing coming out your mouth the abstract 97 00:05:29.120 --> 00:05:34.600 mean uh me? And well let's put it another way. Well, 98 00:05:34.639 --> 00:05:37.759 you ain't put it no way? Yes, yeah, Well, uh, 99 00:05:37.920 --> 00:05:40.879 let's forget the abstract. Let's look at it from the subjective, 100 00:05:41.360 --> 00:05:43.839 from the what I knowed it was coming. I know it. 101 00:05:45.040 --> 00:05:47.079 I can tell you about the especially on your face 102 00:05:47.079 --> 00:05:49.600 that that little word throwed you. Yeah, well explain that 103 00:05:49.720 --> 00:05:53.600 last word, Well, the word subjective, that's the world. Yeah. 104 00:05:53.720 --> 00:05:56.079 Now you ain't ask me what the subjective is it? Yes, 105 00:05:56.199 --> 00:05:56.480 I is. 106 00:05:58.959 --> 00:05:59.360 Uh. 107 00:06:00.120 --> 00:06:05.920 Let's go back to the abstract. Well what is abstrac abstract? 108 00:06:06.279 --> 00:06:06.399 Uh? 109 00:06:06.759 --> 00:06:08.879 Well, now let me put it another way. You was 110 00:06:08.959 --> 00:06:14.000 here the aspect of another age? Oh sure, well it 111 00:06:14.040 --> 00:06:19.800 didin't nothing like that? No, Well, now he's getting someplace. 112 00:06:19.800 --> 00:06:21.439 Why can't you tell me that in the Postboy, well, 113 00:06:21.439 --> 00:06:24.360 I just see time is slaying the wait at the way. Hello, Henry, 114 00:06:24.399 --> 00:06:27.319 come in, Yeah, maybe you can help with you Henry. Hello, boys, 115 00:06:27.480 --> 00:06:29.519 I thought I would drop in for just a chat. 116 00:06:30.000 --> 00:06:32.879 I just sold a large insurance policy and I'm feeling 117 00:06:33.079 --> 00:06:36.480 very good. Oh just hold a big policy. Huh, Henry, 118 00:06:36.519 --> 00:06:39.199 would you mind telling me and and what you owe 119 00:06:39.240 --> 00:06:41.800 your big success to in the insurance business. I know 120 00:06:41.959 --> 00:06:45.040 I would be glad to. I feel that I can 121 00:06:45.079 --> 00:06:49.399 honestly say with all honesty that my success begun when 122 00:06:49.399 --> 00:06:52.040 I met and married the woman I now call missus 123 00:06:52.160 --> 00:06:55.120 van Porter. Hmmm, you ain't very familiar with you a 124 00:06:55.319 --> 00:06:59.120 vision king fish. Don't bust in that this is reportant. 125 00:06:59.800 --> 00:07:02.240 So you feel that you owe was your success to 126 00:07:02.319 --> 00:07:05.240 your wife? Eh? Henry? Yes, I owes it all to 127 00:07:05.399 --> 00:07:09.120 my dear sweet wife. If her disposition hadn't driven me 128 00:07:09.120 --> 00:07:15.120 out of the house, I never would have went to work. Hennah. 129 00:07:15.160 --> 00:07:17.399 The thing that me and Anna want find out the 130 00:07:17.480 --> 00:07:21.759 most is why what made you pick out the insurance business? Well, 131 00:07:21.839 --> 00:07:25.199 it all started during a particularly triumphed period of. 132 00:07:25.160 --> 00:07:26.040 My married life. 133 00:07:26.879 --> 00:07:29.720 It seems that my wife, who has never been very 134 00:07:29.759 --> 00:07:33.639 strong will had fallen into a rather annoying habit. No, 135 00:07:33.839 --> 00:07:36.439 what was that? Well, ever, time that I argued with her, 136 00:07:36.519 --> 00:07:40.639 she would break a vase over my heads. Eh have 137 00:07:40.839 --> 00:07:44.279 it like that? Would get can annoyed you? And to 138 00:07:44.439 --> 00:07:48.519 continue the repeated blows upon my head was beginning to 139 00:07:48.600 --> 00:07:53.959 cause some damage. Yes, she must have put some bumps 140 00:07:54.000 --> 00:07:56.480 on you. All right, I'll say she puts some bumps 141 00:07:56.519 --> 00:07:59.079 on me. In fact, it got to the point where 142 00:07:59.120 --> 00:08:02.240 I wasn't worried so much about the injuries to my head. 143 00:08:02.519 --> 00:08:07.040 I was worried about the injuries to my bumps. Had 144 00:08:07.120 --> 00:08:11.439 bumps on bumps though, Yeah, so natural. I came to 145 00:08:11.480 --> 00:08:14.079 the conclusion that I would take out some insurance in 146 00:08:14.120 --> 00:08:18.120 case my head became disabled. Yeah, so why Looking over 147 00:08:18.199 --> 00:08:21.879 the various types of insurance, I became so interested that 148 00:08:22.040 --> 00:08:24.519 right then and there, I decided to make it my 149 00:08:24.560 --> 00:08:26.720 life's work. Yeah, so that's how you got into it 150 00:08:26.759 --> 00:08:30.319 on Henry. Yes, that's right. Well, thanks for the chat boys, 151 00:08:30.399 --> 00:08:36.440 it's been very informative and co educational. Goodbye, long enough, goodbye. 152 00:08:35.360 --> 00:08:39.159 He Well, we didn't learn much from Henry about how 153 00:08:39.159 --> 00:08:42.759 to decide what we fitted for. Let's do the more 154 00:08:42.840 --> 00:08:44.440 thinking and I wait, a minute, Wait a minute, I 155 00:08:44.440 --> 00:08:46.519 ain't got no more time. Now I got a date 156 00:08:46.559 --> 00:08:49.240 to meet a new gall at three o'clock. Hey, what 157 00:08:49.320 --> 00:08:51.720 about the girl you supposed to me to two o'clock? Well, 158 00:08:51.759 --> 00:08:54.240 I was too busy to meet her. How come by 159 00:08:54.320 --> 00:08:58.720 one o'clock Gall wouldn't let me go. Sun. When it 160 00:08:58.759 --> 00:09:01.039 comes to women, you really know what you're say. Wait 161 00:09:01.120 --> 00:09:04.159 a minute, I got it, and I got it. God, 162 00:09:04.240 --> 00:09:07.399 what what you was fitted for? And if there's any 163 00:09:07.480 --> 00:09:10.039 training you has done had, it's been with women and romance. 164 00:09:10.799 --> 00:09:14.519 If anybody could give tips to lovesick gal and fellas, 165 00:09:14.840 --> 00:09:17.240 you is the one. Andy. Look here, we is opening 166 00:09:17.320 --> 00:09:20.559 up a clinic two dollars a visit, just like a doctor, 167 00:09:20.600 --> 00:09:23.679 only you give advice to the love stick. We'll put 168 00:09:23.759 --> 00:09:26.639 up a sign saying advice to the love Stick by 169 00:09:26.679 --> 00:09:30.320 Andrew H. Brown BS. Well what is that? Bs? Fuck? 170 00:09:30.440 --> 00:09:37.679 A bachelor of smooching? Andy? Look here, I going right 171 00:09:37.720 --> 00:09:39.840 over and see Gwndell at the news. Tap and put 172 00:09:39.840 --> 00:09:42.919 the ad in and we'll start the clinic. Great Kingfish, 173 00:09:42.960 --> 00:09:45.200 I'll go and call on Shorty and make him my 174 00:09:45.320 --> 00:09:46.159 first customer. 175 00:09:59.200 --> 00:10:02.879 Domestic night to the C Quartet singing don't fence me in. 176 00:10:04.720 --> 00:10:09.279 Oh, give me lane, lots of land on the star 177 00:10:09.519 --> 00:10:16.879 skies a ball. Don't face me. Let me ride to 178 00:10:17.240 --> 00:10:20.279 the wide open country alone. 179 00:10:21.480 --> 00:10:23.279 Don't fans me in. 180 00:10:25.320 --> 00:10:29.840 Let me be by myself in the evening breeze. 181 00:10:30.720 --> 00:10:35.679 Listen to the murmur of the cod woo tree. Send 182 00:10:35.720 --> 00:10:39.759 me off forever, but usc please. 183 00:10:40.399 --> 00:10:49.600 Don't fence me, Just turn me, n me the westerns guy. 184 00:10:52.759 --> 00:10:53.559 My time. 185 00:10:53.720 --> 00:10:54.879 You let me. 186 00:10:56.320 --> 00:10:58.320 T see the mountains. 187 00:10:58.399 --> 00:11:05.240 Right Ah, I want to ride to the ridge where 188 00:11:05.320 --> 00:11:11.799 the west commence gazz after moon until I lose my senses. 189 00:11:13.159 --> 00:11:19.480 Look at harmles. 190 00:11:18.360 --> 00:11:18.679 Fence. 191 00:11:43.399 --> 00:11:46.200 Shortly before I tell you the reason I dropped over 192 00:11:46.240 --> 00:11:47.960 to sea, do you mind if I asked you a 193 00:11:47.960 --> 00:11:48.679 puzzle question? 194 00:11:49.279 --> 00:11:51.840 Right my no, and go right ahead? 195 00:11:52.360 --> 00:11:59.440 Yeah? Well, uh, shorty, tell me this is you. Ever 196 00:11:59.519 --> 00:12:02.639 been suggled up to a gal, your arms around each other, 197 00:12:02.919 --> 00:12:05.799 your faces snuggled up close to each other, and then 198 00:12:05.840 --> 00:12:08.000 all of a sudden you say the wrong thing. 199 00:12:09.200 --> 00:12:13.080 Let me see the last time I was with a girl, 200 00:12:14.159 --> 00:12:17.559 even snuggling on the back port. No, we even snuggling 201 00:12:17.679 --> 00:12:21.799 in the front step, We even snuggling in the even 202 00:12:21.840 --> 00:12:22.679 snuggling on the shore. 203 00:12:24.200 --> 00:12:26.039 I've never snuggled. 204 00:12:32.600 --> 00:12:36.200 Well look here in that kid, Shorty, I ad just 205 00:12:36.240 --> 00:12:38.960 a fellaw you need I look for two dollars, I 206 00:12:39.000 --> 00:12:41.879 can get you on the road to happeness, romance and 207 00:12:42.200 --> 00:12:47.720 better snuggling. Shorty, I has just become a love doctor. 208 00:12:48.759 --> 00:12:51.440 Excuse men, did you say love doctor? 209 00:12:51.639 --> 00:12:52.320 Yeah? That's right. 210 00:12:52.960 --> 00:12:55.840 Uh you mean that there's a Quan novel. 211 00:12:55.679 --> 00:13:01.480 That stun Listen, you don't get it, Shorty, I mean 212 00:13:01.559 --> 00:13:04.600 for a two dollars fee, like a doctor, I learned 213 00:13:04.639 --> 00:13:07.080 you how to handle women and what to say so 214 00:13:07.200 --> 00:13:12.000 they'll fall in love with you, maybe even married marrying. Yeah, 215 00:13:12.240 --> 00:13:15.639 that's where my service comes in handy, Shorty. Without me 216 00:13:15.759 --> 00:13:18.039 helping you, you might get a wife that'll talk your 217 00:13:18.039 --> 00:13:20.279 head off and nag at you all the time instead 218 00:13:20.279 --> 00:13:21.159 of getting the other kinds. 219 00:13:22.039 --> 00:13:25.159 And and you mean there really is another kind? 220 00:13:32.519 --> 00:13:37.480 Oh listen, show there is, Shorty. Listen here. You know 221 00:13:37.559 --> 00:13:39.879 the coat and the woman is just like tryding the dog. 222 00:13:40.240 --> 00:13:41.600 You got to know more than the dog. 223 00:13:43.240 --> 00:13:45.759 Ya you right about that? And the other I know 224 00:13:45.840 --> 00:13:48.120 couse I came to Airdale one you did. 225 00:13:48.879 --> 00:13:50.639 How did it work out? Oh? Fine? 226 00:13:50.799 --> 00:13:52.759 Yeah, I was inside of the week. All that dog 227 00:13:52.799 --> 00:13:56.039 had to do with just bark runs and i'd sit 228 00:13:56.200 --> 00:14:02.440 right up, shorty. 229 00:14:02.559 --> 00:14:04.720 I can see where you were certainly the type that 230 00:14:04.759 --> 00:14:06.919 would let a woman wrap you around her little finger. 231 00:14:07.399 --> 00:14:09.159 You need my service more than I sunk to you. 232 00:14:09.480 --> 00:14:10.720 Yeah, I guess that does. 233 00:14:11.120 --> 00:14:14.519 Listen, shorty, you've become a customer, and I guarantee you 234 00:14:14.600 --> 00:14:17.440 that in no time you'll be taking out gals as 235 00:14:17.519 --> 00:14:20.840 pretty as well as pretty as that Lucy Green that 236 00:14:20.919 --> 00:14:23.039 I was trying to get a date with. She is 237 00:14:23.159 --> 00:14:25.879 really hard to date up. Boy, every guy in town 238 00:14:25.919 --> 00:14:27.480 has been trying to get a date with her and 239 00:14:27.639 --> 00:14:31.919 can't do it. Lucy Green is awful pretty. Yeah, well, 240 00:14:33.559 --> 00:14:36.120 how about starting that service with meet tonight, shorty? No, 241 00:14:36.360 --> 00:14:37.600 I can tonight. 242 00:14:37.320 --> 00:14:41.159 And tonight I gotta visit my hand. I mean, I 243 00:14:41.200 --> 00:14:44.440 gotta meet my brother, and I'm taking my sister. My 244 00:14:44.559 --> 00:14:47.519 uncle is coming to my plea, and I've got a 245 00:14:47.600 --> 00:14:48.799 date with Lucy Green. 246 00:15:04.120 --> 00:15:06.440 Brother. And to me and fred Gwydale, here's got a 247 00:15:06.440 --> 00:15:09.480 great idea, Yeah, well sown, Yeah, we sure wears And 248 00:15:09.600 --> 00:15:11.399 and now are we gonna tell you about it? Yeah? 249 00:15:11.399 --> 00:15:13.720 What is the idea? Well? Now look here, and instead 250 00:15:13.720 --> 00:15:16.440 of you giving hints to the love sick people in person, 251 00:15:16.720 --> 00:15:18.720 why can't you do it through the newspaper where I 252 00:15:18.799 --> 00:15:21.919 works write a column? You mean me write of love? 253 00:15:22.480 --> 00:15:24.600 That's right. And and now look here, this column is gonna 254 00:15:24.600 --> 00:15:27.039 be called love Hints to the love Sake. But you 255 00:15:27.039 --> 00:15:30.440 ain't gonna write it under your own name. Yeah, you see, Andrew, 256 00:15:30.600 --> 00:15:32.840 you are going to write it under what we calls 257 00:15:32.840 --> 00:15:39.799 in the writing profession a nominal diplom Yeah. And and 258 00:15:39.799 --> 00:15:41.399 that look here, you're gonna write the column under the 259 00:15:41.480 --> 00:15:44.039 name of Juliet Heart. Yeah. And the reason for that 260 00:15:44.200 --> 00:15:45.840 is and it cause most of the people the rest 261 00:15:45.879 --> 00:15:48.240 columns like that is women. So we gotta make you 262 00:15:48.279 --> 00:15:51.320 a woman too. Oh, I'm gonna be Juliette Hart. Yeah. 263 00:15:51.399 --> 00:15:52.879 Now now look here, let's go over and see the 264 00:15:53.000 --> 00:15:55.279 edits at Fred's newspaper. Fred done range for the meeting. 265 00:15:55.639 --> 00:15:58.000 All we gotta do is to convince him that, you know, 266 00:15:58.120 --> 00:16:00.399 is the subject of love from one end to the other. Now, 267 00:16:00.399 --> 00:16:02.600 we got to convince him that up till the time 268 00:16:02.679 --> 00:16:09.879 that you become Juliet, you was Harlem's big as room. Ill. 269 00:16:19.799 --> 00:16:22.320 And you say that, mister Brown here is familiar with 270 00:16:22.360 --> 00:16:25.279 all the faces of love and romance. Oh yeah, mister Henderson, 271 00:16:25.360 --> 00:16:27.320 this boy really know his love stuff, all right. His 272 00:16:27.399 --> 00:16:30.360 experience dates way back to Yeah, they sure do. Yeah. 273 00:16:30.399 --> 00:16:33.000 While even as a mere child, mister Henderson eight years old, 274 00:16:33.039 --> 00:16:35.559 the girls was mad about him. You know that kissing 275 00:16:35.639 --> 00:16:38.279 game post office where a girl asks a fellow to 276 00:16:38.399 --> 00:16:41.159 deliver two letters in the package, which means two kisses 277 00:16:41.200 --> 00:16:44.200 in a hug. Yes, well, Ander was known as the 278 00:16:44.320 --> 00:16:50.519 Christmas rush. Yeah. After the first two post office parties, 279 00:16:50.559 --> 00:16:55.120 I done winter, My mama marked me handle would care? Well? 280 00:16:55.159 --> 00:16:58.080 You certainly started in young mister Brown's Oh yeah, and 281 00:16:58.159 --> 00:16:59.960 not only that, mister Henderson, the boy has kept up 282 00:17:00.080 --> 00:17:02.759 study in about women's right through the years. Or he agreed, 283 00:17:02.799 --> 00:17:05.880 lover they call him Kalls the blank of Brown, that's 284 00:17:05.920 --> 00:17:11.000 what it calls. Oh yeah, yeah, I has done made 285 00:17:11.000 --> 00:17:16.240 it my life's work, if you could call it work. 286 00:17:18.200 --> 00:17:20.640 All right, boys, it's a deal. Good. The column will 287 00:17:20.680 --> 00:17:23.039 start in the newspaper tomorrow. Did you say it will 288 00:17:23.079 --> 00:17:27.119 be written as a woman under the name of Julie Hart. Yeah, 289 00:17:27.160 --> 00:17:30.640 but please make out my paychecks in the name Andrew H. Brown. 290 00:17:31.000 --> 00:17:36.240 I want to wear pants when I go to the bank. 291 00:17:42.400 --> 00:17:44.960 Say, folks, remember that bride I was telling you about 292 00:17:44.960 --> 00:17:47.640 a while back. Well, you know when she got married, 293 00:17:47.720 --> 00:17:50.960 she loved everything about her home, loved taking care of it. 294 00:17:51.240 --> 00:17:54.160 Remember I told you how she loved to that's fun. 295 00:17:54.359 --> 00:17:57.359 And she loved to. Oh, I've made a lot of things. 296 00:17:57.440 --> 00:17:59.920 The only thing about the whole setup that she didn't like, 297 00:18:00.319 --> 00:18:04.559 absolutely hated Yes, wash day, That is until she found 298 00:18:04.559 --> 00:18:05.359 out about Rinso. 299 00:18:05.559 --> 00:18:06.640 What a discovery. 300 00:18:06.960 --> 00:18:09.960 First thing she found out was how easy Rinso makes 301 00:18:10.119 --> 00:18:12.559 wash day. As little as a ten minute soaking in 302 00:18:12.599 --> 00:18:15.319 those Sophie rich SuDS, plus a few light rubs on 303 00:18:15.400 --> 00:18:18.960 extra soil places and they're ready to rinse, no trick at. 304 00:18:18.799 --> 00:18:22.440 All, easy as a breeze. And then there were the results, in. 305 00:18:22.440 --> 00:18:27.079 A word, wonderful. Her trousseaul, linens, towels, sheets and table. 306 00:18:26.839 --> 00:18:30.200 Claws, and my husband's shirts. Of course, all. 307 00:18:30.119 --> 00:18:33.000 Her white wash came out of that Rinso washing, dazzling 308 00:18:34.119 --> 00:18:38.000 rinsol white, and every pretty printed apron, all her gay 309 00:18:38.079 --> 00:18:41.720 colored cottons, finest washable colors came out of that Rinso washing. 310 00:18:41.839 --> 00:18:46.400 Sparkling Rinso bright stayed that way too safely through dozens 311 00:18:46.400 --> 00:18:50.240 of Rinso washings. No wonder our bride spends wash day 312 00:18:50.359 --> 00:18:53.799 singing happy little wash day song, ladies. 313 00:18:53.960 --> 00:20:40.920 Why don't you change to Rinso now come in, kink fish, 314 00:20:41.039 --> 00:20:45.279 come in. Yeah, well, how's my cute little Juliet this morning? Oh? 315 00:20:45.519 --> 00:20:48.200 Cut it out? Yes, I see you've got a big 316 00:20:48.279 --> 00:20:51.880 stack of maile of letters there, callum going great in it. Yeah. 317 00:20:52.079 --> 00:20:54.359 The only thing is all the readers, thinks I as 318 00:20:54.400 --> 00:20:58.720 a gall Yeah that's what the supposed thing. Love instant 319 00:20:58.720 --> 00:21:02.480 of love sake by Julie at Heart, sweet name. You've 320 00:21:02.519 --> 00:21:06.519 got there all kingfish. But look here with one gal 321 00:21:06.559 --> 00:21:09.240 done sent me in appreciation for the advice I give 322 00:21:09.720 --> 00:21:14.079 a pair of silk stockings. Get a pair of silk stockings, 323 00:21:14.119 --> 00:21:17.200 though if he wants to put them on, honey, I'll 324 00:21:17.200 --> 00:21:20.799 be glad to turn my back here or cut out 325 00:21:20.799 --> 00:21:24.400 that talk, William Kingfish. Okay, and it just kidding, just kidding. Well, 326 00:21:24.400 --> 00:21:26.680 look I gotta get out of work here. Let me 327 00:21:26.680 --> 00:21:29.519 see who this next letter is. Yeah, read a letter here, say, 328 00:21:29.759 --> 00:21:34.200 dear Juliet Heart, I would like to get a steady boyfriend. 329 00:21:34.640 --> 00:21:38.440 My mother thinks I'm very attractive, but I've heard through 330 00:21:38.480 --> 00:21:41.640 another party that the boys say I am not attractive. 331 00:21:42.319 --> 00:21:45.200 What do you think I am? In closing, a full 332 00:21:45.279 --> 00:21:49.759 length snapshot of myself, signed hopeful. Let me see the 333 00:21:49.799 --> 00:21:51.799 picture and it is m. 334 00:21:53.880 --> 00:21:55.839 Show us the funny poose for a picture. 335 00:21:57.400 --> 00:22:00.000 What you're doing there? Standing in them two satchels? There 336 00:22:01.759 --> 00:22:05.880 them as her feet? Let me look again? You know 337 00:22:05.960 --> 00:22:09.279 I thought them were satchel. No, No, there's feets all right. 338 00:22:09.839 --> 00:22:11.839 If she ever go in a hotel lobby, you gotta 339 00:22:11.920 --> 00:22:17.079 keep walking because somebody laughing flat from labels on them. 340 00:22:17.319 --> 00:22:20.599 Uh tell me, kingfish, what do you think of her figure? Well, 341 00:22:20.759 --> 00:22:25.759 certainly differing or anything. Yeah, she on the heavy side. 342 00:22:25.200 --> 00:22:29.119 And I'd say she weighed twenty more pounds than Madam Queen. 343 00:22:30.119 --> 00:22:32.640 What would that make her weigh k V? Well, let's 344 00:22:32.640 --> 00:22:35.759 figure it out with simple arithmetic. Twenty pounds moving Madam 345 00:22:35.839 --> 00:22:40.359 Queen and Madam Queen we and I think we're getting 346 00:22:40.400 --> 00:22:45.640 up in the trigonometry here something. Yeah, forget it. The 347 00:22:45.920 --> 00:22:50.279 important thing is her face anyhow. Yeah, that's my roommance face. Oh, 348 00:22:50.799 --> 00:22:53.480 let's analyze her face. Yeah, let me get a picture 349 00:22:53.519 --> 00:22:57.079 in the light chair and get a good look at it. Yeah, 350 00:22:57.200 --> 00:23:02.279 the light don't help it none. Just look at them eyebrows, 351 00:23:02.359 --> 00:23:05.240 you got the Yeah? Them was the bushy's eyebrows. I 352 00:23:05.279 --> 00:23:07.640 don't ever see it. Yeah, they is kind of thick, 353 00:23:07.680 --> 00:23:09.960 ain't they. Yeah, I guess every time she kisses the 354 00:23:10.039 --> 00:23:15.039 fellaw he gets dusted off at the same time. Yeah, well, 355 00:23:16.079 --> 00:23:18.279 I'm going to write this gallon fella that I didn't 356 00:23:18.279 --> 00:23:20.359 get her letter. Yeah, that's the way to handle it. Anny, Well, 357 00:23:20.480 --> 00:23:22.279 I gotta get on over to the lodge. Oh, I'll 358 00:23:22.319 --> 00:23:24.359 see you later. So long, Yeah, so long, so long. 359 00:23:25.640 --> 00:23:32.480 Now let me see this letter. Yeah. Hello, Could I 360 00:23:32.559 --> 00:23:35.119 speak to mister Brown that writes a Juliette Heart column? 361 00:23:35.519 --> 00:23:39.160 I'm speaking this is Juliet Heart. Oh fine, mister Brown. 362 00:23:39.319 --> 00:23:41.559 I'm the fashion editor does a newspaper, and. 363 00:23:41.640 --> 00:23:43.200 I thought it would be a good idea to give 364 00:23:43.240 --> 00:23:47.160 Juliet Heart's advice on fatians and dress in my column. Yeah, 365 00:23:47.519 --> 00:23:49.720 be glad you got a patent pencil there. 366 00:23:49.960 --> 00:23:52.359 Oh, I can take it in shorthand you go right ahead. 367 00:23:52.839 --> 00:23:55.799 Yeah. Well, start off by saying, wait a minute, wait 368 00:23:55.799 --> 00:23:58.559 a minute. Oh hello, Andy, Yes, I've been out of 369 00:23:58.599 --> 00:24:00.759 town for a week. Yeah, well, said down, Gabby said, 370 00:24:00.759 --> 00:24:05.400 I'm talking hello, Go ahead, anything about clothes, address it? Okay, 371 00:24:05.839 --> 00:24:08.599 let's see. Now we has got to be up to 372 00:24:08.720 --> 00:24:12.519 date and everythink, for instance, I personally won't wear nothing 373 00:24:12.640 --> 00:24:14.759 but the kind of shoes with the toes sticking out 374 00:24:14.759 --> 00:24:17.920 from the front, open told shoes. You show getting fancy 375 00:24:18.039 --> 00:24:23.359 an you shoe getting fancied? Go right ahead, I'm getting it. Yeah. 376 00:24:23.759 --> 00:24:26.920 And on account of only wearing open toed shoes, I 377 00:24:27.079 --> 00:24:31.119 always have my peticure gal put red polys on my toenails. 378 00:24:31.200 --> 00:24:34.319 I feel it makes them much more attractive. Sat. There's 379 00:24:34.359 --> 00:24:35.839 been a lot of changes right here in the last week. 380 00:24:35.880 --> 00:24:40.720 Anything just a minute, Gabby, go right ahead. We must 381 00:24:40.759 --> 00:24:43.279 also pay a lot of attentions to our hair dudes 382 00:24:43.799 --> 00:24:46.079 now to give you idea what the latest thing is. 383 00:24:46.200 --> 00:24:50.240 I as going to the beauty shop today. I never 384 00:24:50.279 --> 00:24:54.880 thought that of you ending And I'm gonna have my 385 00:24:55.039 --> 00:24:58.680 hair fixed in a beautiful upsweep with roses pinned on 386 00:24:58.799 --> 00:25:01.279 one side and a big run the stone ornament pinned 387 00:25:01.319 --> 00:25:07.480 on the other. This I gotta see. Oh that's fine, 388 00:25:07.559 --> 00:25:08.160 mister bram. 389 00:25:08.640 --> 00:25:11.119 Is you gonna wear that stuff over under your dearbay? 390 00:25:13.720 --> 00:25:16.519 Uh you think that's enough, Well, that'll be just a 391 00:25:16.599 --> 00:25:21.480 bad right, Thank you very much, goodbye, goodbye, and you're 392 00:25:21.519 --> 00:25:25.680 gonna be the sweetest man in town. Listen, Gabby, since 393 00:25:25.720 --> 00:25:27.920 you've been gone, I was writing a love column for 394 00:25:28.000 --> 00:25:30.680 the newspaper, and I was supposed to be Juliete Hart. 395 00:25:30.920 --> 00:25:31.960 Oh I see, I see. 396 00:25:32.000 --> 00:25:34.440 That really explains a few things that hadn't eat puzzles. 397 00:25:34.680 --> 00:25:37.839 Yeah, well I'm answered my mail. Now, look a here, 398 00:25:37.839 --> 00:25:40.640 I'll joy you. Here's a letter. Let's see what this 399 00:25:40.759 --> 00:25:46.160 one is, signed broken heart. It's say, dear Juliet, I 400 00:25:46.319 --> 00:25:49.960 haven't seen my sweetheart for over two weeks. He promised 401 00:25:50.000 --> 00:25:52.599