Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, welcome to Pink Shade. It's Mary Payne here.
Speaker 1: I've got Kimberly and you guys new season. Who dis see.
Speaker 2: This new people? Who this new delusion? Who this new losers?
Speaker 2: Who new whack up jobs?
Speaker 1: Who is I am excited about brand new people.
Speaker 2: So excited. I'm not saying single one of these people
Speaker 2: yet because they don't know them yet. This is the
Speaker 2: first time we're seeing them. Because occasionally, like with the
Speaker 2: other way, it's sometimes there's like one or two that
Speaker 2: we're we've already seen, we might already be sick of.
Speaker 2: This is fresh little babes that we've never seen before.
Speaker 2: It's so exciting, it's so thrilling.
Speaker 1: Now, I mean till next week, and then I might
Speaker 1: be sick of these people. I am going to get
Speaker 1: to meet a lease in person, and I'm going to
Speaker 1: ask her.
Speaker 2: Is she going to be we will be sick of?
Speaker 1: So no, No, I'm not going to ask her that.
Speaker 1: I'm going to ask her if she was the last
Speaker 1: minute edition, because I think somebody here it has to
Speaker 1: drop off and then at least in this guy or
Speaker 1: added in just strictly because of the headshot we get
Speaker 1: of them. Where they're like back to back like an
Speaker 1: eighties sitcom, and they're clearly not even in the same room. Yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe the same continent.
Speaker 2: Well, that would be fun to see. Who is going
Speaker 2: to crash and burn? Soonest, one of those non starter people.
Speaker 2: You know who was a non starter? I'm thinking Tyree. No,
Speaker 2: did he keep looking for her on that season? Yeah,
Speaker 2: but it was like it was like when.
Speaker 1: I can't remember, but I do know that his his
Speaker 1: section was very condensed because yeah, no story because there's
Speaker 1: no Yeah. Yeah, it was very sad, very sad. Anyway, Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're gonna replace somebody. I'm gonna guess Laura and beer
Speaker 1: Can because it seems like they have a fight where
Speaker 1: she's like, I never want to see you again.
Speaker 2: I know, but that could be a Matt Sharp fake out.
Speaker 2: They goes there, we need someone who doesn't even make
Speaker 2: it there.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Well we won't know.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna look it up right now. I mean, I'm
Speaker 1: going to look up the couples right now. We won't
Speaker 1: know much until we'll get a better since next week
Speaker 1: because hopefully next week, well maybe we won't, but we
Speaker 1: would hope that next week we would get the next,
Speaker 1: the next set of four. But let me see if
Speaker 1: I can share. I must screen. Here's the gap gery
Speaker 1: of our people view the gallery. I'd like to view
Speaker 1: the gallery. Thank you. Okay, so now let me go
Speaker 1: to share my screen, present, share screen. There we go. Okay,
Speaker 1: here we are.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay.
Speaker 1: So this is Jovon and annalyin. We haven't seen them yet,
Speaker 1: so who cares? Right?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 2: What's the age? Same age, same age? No drama, always promising. Okay,
Speaker 2: this is a Viva now.
Speaker 1: Aviva is a guy, even though like I think of
Speaker 1: a Viva dresser for real Housewives of New York. Aviva
Speaker 1: is the guy. No, no, no, no, no no no no,
Speaker 1: rewind sorry.
Speaker 2: Aviva is the girl and her aunt goes and Stig
Speaker 2: is a international soldier boy. Yes, pop star, yes no alternative?
Speaker 1: Yeah forget I said that. Yes, you're right because I
Speaker 1: think it threw me off in the preview when they
Speaker 1: had the aunt saying Aviva something something, and I thought
Speaker 1: she was referring to him. Okay, no, got it. Okay,
Speaker 1: Aviva is the girl, she's very cute, and he is
Speaker 1: soldia boy. He Stig. The artists is what.
Speaker 2: Is the artists? Okay?
Speaker 1: Okay, we haven't seen them yet. Okay, here we go,
Speaker 1: Laura and Beer can Now this.
Speaker 2: Is a this is a bad I don't like anything
Speaker 2: about this. They're not gonna make it, they're not gonna progress,
Speaker 2: but it's going to be entertaining.
Speaker 1: Agreed. Okay, And here we have Emma and her wig
Speaker 1: and zeed Uh. Now they're already off to a rough start.
Speaker 1: When I did episode of Chris Farra's podcast, Vanity Farah
Speaker 1: it's in the same feet as docu Sweety's, it's just
Speaker 1: her podcast alone now called Vanity Farah, I did her
Speaker 1: first episode ever, exciting, exciting, and we had so many
Speaker 1: upclose screenshots of this hair situation. We were like, the
Speaker 1: part is like brown is the different color than you're
Speaker 1: skin like? We had so mini screen shows and studying it,
Speaker 1: like is it a tape in under? I sent like
Speaker 1: two pictures Sakeisha Akisha goes. Even my white husband looked
Speaker 1: at that and said, that is a wig. I cannot
Speaker 1: believe you have any questions.
Speaker 2: I was like, and I knew it was a wig,
Speaker 2: and I never know. I do not have good wig dar.
Speaker 2: I don't either, I really don't. But when she was
Speaker 2: doing that puppy yoga her. She had a Teresa Judicce
Speaker 2: It's on life. Yes, it was mid forehead. Meanwhile, she's
Speaker 2: talking to her twin sister whose whose hair part was
Speaker 2: way way back and.
Speaker 1: If you looked at the sister's part, it was like
Speaker 1: a skin color, like a skin Manhattan and seeing the
Speaker 1: sun like super white. And so anyway, the amount of
Speaker 1: time that Chris and I spent on it, Akeisha was like,
Speaker 1: you should have spent eleven seconds on that, Like, have
Speaker 1: I taught you nothing? She was upset that I was
Speaker 1: questioning it. Then we have Forst and Sena so interesting.
Speaker 1: Somebody asked me if Forrest had no top teeth, but
Speaker 1: you can clearly see in this picture he does have
Speaker 1: top teeth. He just has a kind of a weird
Speaker 1: smile where you can't really see a teeth.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I am very hopeful for these two.
Speaker 2: I'm rooting for them until we meet her, and then
Speaker 2: I probably won't be.
Speaker 1: Okay, who do we have next? Okay? Rick and Tricia. No,
Speaker 1: and by the way, I don't know who face tuned
Speaker 1: him here in this picture, but no, sir no, no,
Speaker 1: sir no.
Speaker 2: We have lots of face tuning going on with a
Speaker 2: lot of the men who are sending photos to the ladies.
Speaker 2: It was and who spoke wisdom about it, spoke truth
Speaker 2: to power. Big Ed, who I despised still, was on
Speaker 2: pillow Talk and he said, look at that model photo.
Speaker 2: That means he's broke, and so he was. He said,
Speaker 2: these young guys that were sitting so we have Emma's
Speaker 2: guy who was sending photos that he looks nothing like
Speaker 2: that guy in the photos. It was such a fake model.
Speaker 1: He looks so much better in this picture than he
Speaker 1: does well from what we saw him, Emma's guy in person.
Speaker 2: He is not cute, not cute. And then there was
Speaker 2: another guy that was sending photos that were like model ish.
Speaker 2: Yeah that guy be beer.
Speaker 1: Can't look at that picture compared to the picture what
Speaker 1: she was showing us.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, are these They were like ad non
Speaker 2: wanna be models, So Tiger Lilly and ad like that.
Speaker 1: It's so fake, Yeah, Rebecca zed fake Lisa and Daniel.
Speaker 1: It looks to be another baby girl. He's the situation
Speaker 1: or a Kimbally and we you know, we love you, Kimberly.
Speaker 2: But there's a new level to this which we saw
Speaker 2: in the preview. Did you watch the beginning part where
Speaker 2: it's like coming up.
Speaker 1: Wait, she's been married five times and has spent twenty
Speaker 1: one years living as a lesbian. This is what I'm
Speaker 1: reading exactly. She's been married five times, five.
Speaker 2: To five failed lesbian marriages. This is her first man
Speaker 2: in how many years or ever?
Speaker 1: Thirty?
Speaker 2: I mean, wow, So I don't even know what we
Speaker 2: call that. That's not even a baby girl, Lisa. That's
Speaker 2: a whole new plot that we've never seen before.
Speaker 1: No, this is a plot we haven't seen, so thank you, well,
Speaker 1: thank you.
Speaker 2: Wait, who's the colorful hair girl from Australia and Stephanie
Speaker 2: who farted in a jar? Stephanie was new to dating women,
Speaker 2: but it's not quite the same thing.
Speaker 1: Her Instagram name is Glitterbuggin, but I don't know what
Speaker 1: her name is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she was cute though, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, Oh I didn't see I didn't even
Speaker 1: read that because they haven't been on my screen yet.
Speaker 1: I don't know because I try not to spoil things,
Speaker 1: and I think that's well for these two.
Speaker 2: But that guy, the guy she's dating, the guy that
Speaker 2: she's sleeping with for the first time, male she he
Speaker 2: doesn't know about her history and he's from like conservative
Speaker 2: African Nigeria, so it's not gonna go well.
Speaker 1: And she looks better in this picture than from what
Speaker 1: we saw on our screen. He's pretty cute, so.
Speaker 2: I yeah, and much younger. Yeah, and all this is
Speaker 2: all bad. And then here, you know, okay, this is
Speaker 2: the photo you were talking about.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, come on, let's talk about the.
Speaker 2: Photo like, yeah, they're not No.
Speaker 1: They're not in the same room.
Speaker 2: Country is way prettier than that photo.
Speaker 1: That's not a great photo of her when everybody else
Speaker 1: has got photoshop. Yeah, like what are we doing? Yeah? Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: so let me close that, take that off. Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: so glad that I was able to share my screen
Speaker 1: like that. Look at me technology just jumping right into
Speaker 1: twenty twenty two.
Speaker 2: Look. Also, it's probably fun for people listening to the
Speaker 2: audio version.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you what, guys, videos where it's at
Speaker 1: just kidding. You know who we're talking about. We said
Speaker 1: the names, So let's get started, because we do. They
Speaker 1: are new, and so we don't. We can't zip past
Speaker 1: anything because everything's new to us.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: So before the ninety Day season eight, episode one, now
Speaker 1: Boarding Ding Ding now Boarding Now boarding headed two. We're
Speaker 1: going to the Philippines, we're going to Turkey, we're going
Speaker 1: to Madagascar, and we're going to Morocco. Okay, that's what
Speaker 1: point on this episode. So we're going to start. You're
Speaker 1: going to start with Forrest and Sena, and I will
Speaker 1: say where he's from is spelled d A L L
Speaker 1: e s. But he called it the dolls, like the
Speaker 1: d A L L dolls the day, but not the
Speaker 1: as the dolls. I don't know. I don't know. I
Speaker 1: know nothing about Organ.
Speaker 2: I didn't even write down the cities. So he's from Oregon.
Speaker 2: That's all I got. Forrest. His his name is Forrest.
Speaker 2: He's not from the fort Well, he's also from there's
Speaker 2: forest there. He is thirty two, and Sina is forty,
Speaker 2: so she's a bit older. From the Philippines. We start
Speaker 2: with creepy piano tinkering, very psycho, very serial killer music,
Speaker 2: and a man is walking around his house. He's cooking
Speaker 2: breakfast and someone is watching him and we're seeing their
Speaker 2: hands eating popcorn as they're watching him.
Speaker 1: Creepfilly, yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: And then a female voice says, don't burn the eggs
Speaker 2: like last time, baby bear. Okay, I can't with the
Speaker 2: baby bear. So this is Forrest. His house is covered
Speaker 2: in cameras. His hero shot is him installing a security
Speaker 2: camera in his living room. He seems tall and nerdy,
Speaker 2: his clothes are ill fitting. There's a lot going on
Speaker 2: with Forest. But I was here for him. I was
Speaker 2: instantly rooting for him. He shows the breakfast to the
Speaker 2: camera like, look, I made eggs, and she and they
Speaker 2: they're like, oh hi, baby, love you, baby, love you,
Speaker 2: baby bear. And so he says his house is smart,
Speaker 2: is a smart house. He has censors everywhere, and just
Speaker 2: see proof of that. He has one of those fancy
Speaker 2: garbage cans that you hold your hand over and it.
Speaker 1: Opens one but they never changed the battery, so you
Speaker 1: still have to lift it.
Speaker 2: Also, he has either a fly trap or a hummingbird
Speaker 2: feeder above his kitchen sink. Could not tell what it was.
Speaker 1: I saw that now, I was like, is that outside
Speaker 1: and it's hummingbirds? Or is it above the kitchen sink
Speaker 1: and it's.
Speaker 2: For bunks inside?
Speaker 1: To me, so there's a lot going on in that kitchen.
Speaker 1: That's another thing. Kristin so was she paused and we
Speaker 1: really tried to figure out what was doing the tablecloth
Speaker 1: is a deer. It was a deer, have a cloth.
Speaker 1: There was framed photos on top of the fridge. Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm not sure who could see those. There's lots of fun.
Speaker 2: Well, he's tall.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess it was. It was interesting, it was listening.
Speaker 1: You got you gotta make use of your space.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So he says some people might think it's weird,
Speaker 2: but I like having she no watch me because what
Speaker 2: if I fall?
Speaker 1: What's she gonna do?
Speaker 2: From the Philippines, imagine that call to the police. Well,
Speaker 2: I watched my boyfriend on security footage all day long
Speaker 2: and he fell. I live in the Philippines, so he
Speaker 2: lives his life on Filipino time so that he can
Speaker 2: spend the most amount of time with her. So he
Speaker 2: goes to bed at four am with blackout curtains and
Speaker 2: he sleeps until three or four. He's getting twelve hours
Speaker 2: of sleep.
Speaker 1: I was fascinated by the twelve hours of sleep. I
Speaker 1: was like, wow, was that lollis?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: I would love that. And they then start their day
Speaker 2: together and his bed is covered with teddy bears, including
Speaker 2: a huge one, and he says the panda is Sheena,
Speaker 2: And I was like, is that racist? Do you think
Speaker 2: she lives in China?
Speaker 1: What's happening? No, because that's the biggest one. So that
Speaker 1: would be his spouse, and all the other ones would
Speaker 1: be the children.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he said. The little ones are like our kids
Speaker 2: that we're going to have in the future. So he
Speaker 2: tells Siri, if we ever want to get sexy time,
Speaker 2: this is what I do. Siri play sexy Mode and
Speaker 2: it's like nineteen twenties music.
Speaker 1: It was not I was thinking like Luther Vandross or something,
Speaker 1: but now it was. But he liked it. Listen, he
Speaker 1: got down to it.
Speaker 2: He starts dancing and driving and jitterbugging, and there's colorful
Speaker 2: lights flashing around the house because it's all on the
Speaker 2: smart thing. Yeah, so he said, at first, sexy Time
Speaker 2: was awkward when she told him strip down your clothes, boy,
Speaker 2: and he was embarrassed, but he did and she loved
Speaker 2: his flab.
Speaker 1: And that's listen, in life, all we need is somebody
Speaker 1: to love our flab.
Speaker 2: Oh god, yeah, that is beautiful and I need some Yes,
Speaker 2: we're all that's what we're looking for. I'm going to
Speaker 2: make it a cross stitch, just looking for someone to
Speaker 2: love my flab. He loved her curves. It made his
Speaker 2: heart flutter, and then he proceeds to almost have an
Speaker 2: orgasm on camera.
Speaker 1: More than once. There's another time that he also does,
Speaker 1: And I'm like, this is so much sex talk on
Speaker 1: this first episode with this guy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so it's just even talking about it. It doesn't
Speaker 2: even matter that there's cameras there. Well, now he probably
Speaker 2: associates having an orgasm with the camera there, so it
Speaker 2: doesn't matter that the TLC cameras are there and camera
Speaker 2: dinner in his house.
Speaker 1: True.
Speaker 2: So they have been dating for seven years and he
Speaker 2: has finally saved up enough money to visit her. Wow,
Speaker 2: job the economy, this is a really that we just
Speaker 2: Americans can't travel like they used to the economy.
Speaker 1: He's paying for maybe for three people to go, So yeah.
Speaker 2: That's I don't Is he paying for his mom and
Speaker 2: his stepdad to go?
Speaker 1: Are they really not?
Speaker 2: They seem nice, They seem kind of nice, kind of.
Speaker 2: So his mom, Molly comes over and yells to the camera, Hey, Shina,
Speaker 2: oh the camera creeps me out. So his mom and
Speaker 2: stepdad are coming with him. His mom is hard headed
Speaker 2: and opinionated and blunt, and he's very nervous that she's
Speaker 2: going to ruin things. And she says, I'm going to
Speaker 2: take you to the store so that you get what
Speaker 2: you need to be prepared. You're going to like this place.
Speaker 2: And so they get in the car and she says,
Speaker 2: do you remember where I took you when you turned eighteen?
Speaker 2: We're going back there and he says, the sex shop.
Speaker 1: What. So it's shocking. It's shocking. And listen, we learn
Speaker 1: more as we go and it makes more sense. But
Speaker 1: doesn't No, it doesn't. I mean no, it doesn't. She's
Speaker 1: just like, he's never done it. So I'm trying to
Speaker 1: like give him some help. I'm like, this is not
Speaker 1: the place to do that. Maybe a book with some photos.
Speaker 2: Yeah, one of those sex said books where there people
Speaker 2: have like all that eighties body hair.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2: She says, it's been seven years. You need to get
Speaker 2: her something special, and she says, I discovered when he
Speaker 2: was a teen, he had found the little stash of
Speaker 2: magazines and videos and things that things. What kind of
Speaker 2: things toys my husband and I had?
Speaker 1: Are they videos of them? Right?
Speaker 2: I don't, I don't Or is it porn? I hope
Speaker 2: it's just porn? And so I told him that I
Speaker 2: would take him to the shop when he turned eighteen,
Speaker 2: but he had to stay out of my stuff.
Speaker 1: So crazy. How old was he when he found it?
Speaker 1: Like sixteen?
Speaker 2: I don't know. She just said teen, okay. Did they
Speaker 2: have like a big calendar counting down until he turned eighteen?
Speaker 1: And it's just so cringe.
Speaker 2: So he goes, I don't know, like laingerie and she's like, perfect,
Speaker 2: we'll get something with a little thong and he says, mom, stop,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna run off the road, picturing her in a thong.
Speaker 1: And second second almost accident.
Speaker 2: Second almost accident in his pants and on the road.
Speaker 2: So then we could do get a little more to
Speaker 2: put The pieces are coming together. He has autism and ADHD,
Speaker 2: and he was struggling socially. His mom added him to
Speaker 2: a social media group. We don't know what that social
Speaker 2: media group was. Was it for people with autism or ADHD,
Speaker 2: we don't know. But right away he met Sheena and
Speaker 2: he replied to one of her posts. That's when they
Speaker 2: started talking. So it's the mom's fault this whole thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, But it's never made clear if Sheena was in
Speaker 1: this group because she also has autism and ADHD or
Speaker 1: parents and put her in a group. I don't know right.
Speaker 2: So Mom tells him, you know, you really need to
Speaker 2: go slow, and I was like, well, it's been seven years.
Speaker 2: She says, you know, when you're in person, it could
Speaker 2: be different. She tells us, I've never seen my son happier.
Speaker 2: But I don't trust Sheena, and he could be taken
Speaker 2: advantage of this trip could be a disaster, and I'm
Speaker 2: gonna have to save him from this. So they go
Speaker 2: to the sex shop and he's doing this new hero move,
Speaker 2: which was this like dancing thing, like they did him
Speaker 2: dirty with that setting him dance for us for us?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean maybe he was like, I just wanted
Speaker 1: to let you know him a good dancer and if
Speaker 1: you'd like, I could do it. And they're like, all right,
Speaker 1: why not. It's not always blame production.
Speaker 2: They just taste that footage.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well I agree it's not cute, but.
Speaker 2: So, I mean, maybe somebody thinks it's cute. Maybe Sheina
Speaker 2: thinks it's cute. So they go to the sex shade,
Speaker 2: the sex shop, and uh, first of all, I'm obsessed
Speaker 2: with the sex shop worker. She's adorable and I was
Speaker 2: shipping her in forest because she seems to think he
Speaker 2: is cute and sweet.
Speaker 1: So yeah, she could show him a fingertip cure.
Speaker 2: She makes her own money, yea, so she could teach
Speaker 2: you a thing or two. He would just look at
Speaker 2: her and have an accident. So they she's like, what
Speaker 2: size are we looking for? And he says Sheina is
Speaker 2: five feet and two hundred pounds, and Bob says, forrest,
Speaker 2: she's shapely, and the worker says queen size, and he says,
Speaker 2: I just she's perfect for me.
Speaker 1: And I didn't like how they were like gosh, forest,
Speaker 1: like they made him feel bad when he just was
Speaker 1: saying the truth. They said what size is she? And
Speaker 1: he's using what he knows of her measurements, but they
Speaker 1: were like forest, as if it was a bad thing.
Speaker 1: And he said he did say, he goes, oh, I
Speaker 1: say things rude. She's perfect to me, you know, And yeah,
Speaker 1: he didn't know that that would be considered bad in
Speaker 1: any way. He's just literally telling you what size she is.
Speaker 2: I mean, right right, he hasn't learned. He doesn't know
Speaker 2: there's euphemisms like shapely or size beautiful as I say,
Speaker 2: or queen size as now I'm going to say, I
Speaker 2: like queen. So I like queen size. So, but that
Speaker 2: implies a queen could not be a skinny minnie. A
Speaker 2: skinny mini can be just as queenly, it's just you're
Speaker 2: going to more twin size. I'm going too far with it.
Speaker 2: So the mom and the lady start showing him lingerie,
Speaker 2: which I thought he was going to have an accident
Speaker 2: right in the store, and he thank god mom's there,
Speaker 2: but maybe not. I don't know. Maybe he's not having
Speaker 2: an accident because mom is there. That's the only thing
Speaker 2: stopping him. So he's like, I don't know, that's why
Speaker 2: my mom is here.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: And the worker's like, it's adorable that your mom is
Speaker 2: helping you. And I was like, see, she's not weirded
Speaker 2: out that the mom is here. Maybe they could date.
Speaker 1: Well, no, they're not going to date. But I did
Speaker 1: like how he expressed he said, he goes this is
Speaker 1: a lot for me. It's overwhelming, cause you have to
Speaker 1: imagine somebody with autism goes into a store like this
Speaker 1: and it's a huge store. Yeah, So I liked how
Speaker 1: he was like, this is just like a lot for me,
Speaker 1: like somebody else should pick, Like I would like to
Speaker 1: get out of here. Yes, more reasons than one.
Speaker 3: Yes.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So Forrest tells us that he and Sheena been having
Speaker 2: sexual intercourse over the camera. Okay, but he's never really
Speaker 2: slept with the woman. He has never kissed a woman
Speaker 2: besides his mom and grandma, and he doesn't think that counts.
Speaker 2: It doesn't You're right, Forrest, it doesn't count unless you
Speaker 2: were frenching. And then we have a lot of issues
Speaker 2: and I would like to talk to social services. So
Speaker 2: he says, Sina is also a virgin. We'll see. I
Speaker 2: hope she's the forty year old virgin. Yeah. So they
Speaker 2: are planning to do it when he gets there, and
Speaker 2: it's going to be super satisfying and long. I'm sure.
Speaker 1: No, I don't think so.
Speaker 2: But so the mom says, I'll be with you during
Speaker 2: your thick and thin through this whole trip, and I
Speaker 2: was like, I hope not during the sex parts.
Speaker 1: She says, I.
Speaker 2: Love Shena, but there's something fishy with the parents. She's
Speaker 2: been very dishonest and I am afraid that they are scammers.
Speaker 2: So she says Sheina had a bank account that she
Speaker 2: set up so that she and Forrest could save money
Speaker 2: and start their life together. But then Sheena said her
Speaker 2: parents had access to that bank account and stole all
Speaker 2: of the money out of it. Yeah, and this is crazy.
Speaker 2: And then Forrest told her start a new account and
Speaker 2: don't share it with your parents, don't give them any money.
Speaker 2: And four years later they took the money again. Wow,
Speaker 2: I have concerns. I don't know if what of this
Speaker 2: is true?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: Is sheina just telling him this and she took the money?
Speaker 2: Was their money with the putting into like, I don't know.
Speaker 2: So Mom asks Forrest did she ever start the new account?
Speaker 2: And he says, she told me she did, and I
Speaker 2: trust her completely. I think her parents are scammers and
Speaker 2: manipulated her. She is Cinderella. Don't know what he meant
Speaker 2: by that, but he thinks she's a fairy princess and
Speaker 2: it's the parents that are the bad ones and they
Speaker 2: are manipulating their innocent daughter. So he tells his mom
Speaker 2: he might stay longer after she and the stepdad go home,
Speaker 2: and Mom is not happy. Molly is like, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: she's Michael Scott. When he finds out Topia is back. No,
Speaker 2: this is not the path for you, No, this is
Speaker 2: bull mallarchy it's total bull mallarchy.
Speaker 1: I enjoyed the use of bull mallarchy. I've before.
Speaker 2: I loved it. She several times uses a non cussword
Speaker 2: where a cussword would have been appropriate. So maybe that's
Speaker 2: the way she raised him, like we do us so,
Speaker 2: but we do take our sons to the sex chef.
Speaker 2: So there is the line there, right. So she's like,
Speaker 2: whose idea was it for you to stay longer? And
Speaker 2: he says me and Sheena And she's like, oh okay,
Speaker 2: I get it now. And he's like, I decided on
Speaker 2: my own to stay though, and she's like, it just
Speaker 2: makes no sense. And he says, well, things are hard,
Speaker 2: get like getting a visa will be hard, and I
Speaker 2: can help her, you know, when I'm there. And the
Speaker 2: mom says her parents are putting the roadblocks there, and
Speaker 2: he says, I'm going to remove the parents from the
Speaker 2: situation and I'll be in the driver's seat. Is he
Speaker 2: going to kill them?
Speaker 1: Is it going to murder them? Watch too much Dateline?
Speaker 1: But maybe so I know.
Speaker 2: So he says, I'm an adult and a grown man,
Speaker 2: and I can make my own decisions, and I'm gonna
Speaker 2: go and rescue Sheena again. This fairy princess things nice. Also,
Speaker 2: even a nice guy with autism can have white savior
Speaker 2: since Rome, I guess.
Speaker 1: But man, seven years. Yeah, I've never seen each other.
Speaker 1: And twice she's saved up money for the kwan or
Speaker 1: whatever twice, and twice it's fallen through. I am praying
Speaker 1: that this is okay, and they are like gonna be
Speaker 1: a real legit couple.
Speaker 2: And I'm praying, but I have I have a little
Speaker 2: not in my stomach that makes me me to like
Speaker 2: my antenna's going up. So Mom warns him they have
Speaker 2: sena under their thumbs and they'll put you there too,
Speaker 2: And I can't protect you if I'm not there. Once
Speaker 2: you're there, she's gonna keep you there. Oh, Forrest, it's
Speaker 2: so wonderful, you should stay. And then once the nookie
Speaker 2: scene starts, all bets are off. Once you've had that. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm not. She makes this weird like round cookie monster
Speaker 2: noise that wouldn't want to leave that.
Speaker 1: When I heard her say that, I was like, I
Speaker 1: wonder how Kimberly's gonna.
Speaker 2: I don't know how to spell it. I was like
Speaker 2: people on pillow Talk were saying, meow, meow, like meow,
Speaker 2: meow like a cat, but it was more like a yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: when you get that yan yeah and ah, I think,
Speaker 2: But she's right.
Speaker 1: Once he gets that Yanya, he's gonna want to say
Speaker 1: that nookie.
Speaker 2: So she's like, this is my worst nightmare. Forrest wants
Speaker 2: to be an adult. But here we go. There's always
Speaker 2: they're really upping the ante with each of these couples.
Speaker 2: This man has been scammed before. So before Sina, he
Speaker 2: was scammed by a girl in Indonesia. He was sending
Speaker 2: her all of his money and he went to see
Speaker 2: her alone without the mom and it fell apart. We
Speaker 2: don't know what fell apart means. We don't know is
Speaker 2: the girl even real? Was this a Caesar situation where
Speaker 2: she was real but never showed up. We don't know.
Speaker 2: But she says I failed to keep him safe last time,
Speaker 2: and so I can't fail this time. So they decide
Speaker 2: they're gonna see how it goes and to see if
Speaker 2: he will stay longer without the mom.
Speaker 1: Once they get there, what's thirty two minus seven.
Speaker 2: Thirty twenty five? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Five? You got it?
Speaker 2: Wow, that took just twenty five.
Speaker 1: Yeah, thirty two minus seven is twenty five mm hmm.
Speaker 2: Okay, but I can't believe I didn't get it. That's embarrassing.
Speaker 1: Okay. So thirty two minus seven is twenty five. So
Speaker 1: when he was twenty five, he went to Indonesia and
Speaker 1: then he right away started dating the girl friend the
Speaker 1: Philippines has been dating her for seven years?
Speaker 2: Is that what we're No, we don't. It could have
Speaker 2: been when he was twenty four or twenty three.
Speaker 1: It would be an overlap, I wonder.
Speaker 2: Oh, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and he got more serious with Sheena after the
Speaker 1: first girl dumped him.
Speaker 2: Interesting, I know, I'm just very I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm concerned. I'm concerned.
Speaker 2: I'm concerned. I have a lot of concerns.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot of concerns. Well, let's move to Laura,
Speaker 1: who I think looks like Laura Lenny and oh beer Can.
Speaker 1: Now my close captions were just calling him beer Can. Yeah,
Speaker 1: beer beer you can? Yeah, but it is beer Can,
Speaker 1: I think. Yeah. If I say it wrong, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I'll get it right by maybe the third episode. So
Speaker 1: Laura and beer Can. She's a fifth grade teacher from Vancouver, Washington.
Speaker 1: We see here talking to Ai about her outfit, what
Speaker 1: to wear and then she's asking Ai what she should eat,
Speaker 1: and then I'm like, is this going to be like
Speaker 1: her and her boyfriend is in the phone.
Speaker 2: But no, no, she asked, she's just ruining the the
Speaker 2: rainforest with all of the I don't know. It's bad
Speaker 2: for the environment. That's all I've heard.
Speaker 1: It is my daughter says the same, and our turkishman
Speaker 1: well endowed, and her Ai says, I can't talk about that.
Speaker 1: That's beyond my scope.
Speaker 2: She needs like a new friend because this, I think
Speaker 2: she was annoying the Ai with all these questions. Where
Speaker 2: should I go for lunch? What should I eat? I
Speaker 2: don't want a salad? Like get a just to have
Speaker 2: an opinion yourself? Do you call your friends with every
Speaker 2: what should I wear? What color should I? I hate it.
Speaker 1: It was funny because she goes. Somebody told me, if
Speaker 1: you used AI, you know you don't bug your friends
Speaker 1: as much. I was like, well, if you ask a
Speaker 1: lot of questions like this, I would bug your friends.
Speaker 1: Just make your own decisions exactly. She tells us she
Speaker 1: loves to read dark, smutty fantasy novels and she's dabbled
Speaker 1: in writing. She reads a sum now. Chris said she
Speaker 1: thinks when you say dark, smutty fantasy novels, it's like
Speaker 1: were wolves and vampire sex.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it usually is. If it is the word fantasy
Speaker 2: is there. She might have meant fantasy as like, it's
Speaker 2: my fantasy. It's a fantasy of like a high eye
Speaker 2: sweeps you away, or yeah, exactly, but usually I feel
Speaker 2: like it's a vampire or something like that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, are her students gonna see this or her parents
Speaker 3: her parents of the students, or to parent teacher conference
Speaker 3: And you're like, wait a minute.
Speaker 2: I mean I remember the days where, like on like
Speaker 2: Law and Order, like a teacher would be found on
Speaker 2: like a dating site with naughty photos or they got
Speaker 2: catfished or something, and then like yeah, threatened to release
Speaker 2: the naughty photos, and then they'd get fired just for
Speaker 2: dating somebody and their photos being stolen. And this woman
Speaker 2: is openly reading her smundy fiction on TV.
Speaker 1: Well, Jasmin got fired, that's so, she says that she does.
Speaker 1: We don't always believe her. She tells us she's had
Speaker 1: bad luck with men. She was married briefly at twenty
Speaker 1: one and it didn't work out, no other information given.
Speaker 1: And she found a good friend named Michael. They met
Speaker 1: playing pickleball, and the more they started hanging out, the
Speaker 1: more they realized they have so much in common. They hike, bike, kayak, line, dance, cook,
Speaker 1: they have great conversation and really he's become her best friend.
Speaker 1: He's just an incredible person. So we see them playing pickleball,
Speaker 1: so we're like, huh, so, what's the story here? So
Speaker 1: she tells her pickleball friend. So she and Michael are
Speaker 1: playing pickleball with this other couple and she tells them,
Speaker 1: you guys won't see me for a while because I've
Speaker 1: been dating this guy in Turkey. I'm going to be
Speaker 1: out of town. And they're like what. She goes, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not dating Michael, and he kind of laughs, goes,
Speaker 1: I can't compete with you know, tall, dark and handsome,
Speaker 1: six foot or whatever, and she goes, yeah. She goes,
Speaker 1: the craziest thing that is he's young, and they're like,
Speaker 1: how young? Twenty six? As a reminder, she's forty seven.
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't like it, big different, don't like it. Don't
Speaker 2: like it. To Tate, one of her fifth graders, some
Speaker 2: men at that age have the emotional maturity of a
Speaker 2: fifth grader.
Speaker 1: And she goes, you know, he's young, but he doesn't
Speaker 1: come across as twenty six. He's like a real manly man,
Speaker 1: you know, and he's hot. And they said, what does
Speaker 1: he do for work? Well, it's hard in Turkey, so
Speaker 1: he works a lot in cafes and Michael goes so
Speaker 1: he's like a barista.
Speaker 2: Like.
Speaker 1: And she tells us, you know, yes, people do assume
Speaker 1: Michael and I are dating, but my actual boyfriend is
Speaker 1: beer Khan. Beer Can is what our screen says, Beer Khan,
Speaker 1: and he lives in Turkey. I met him on Snapchat.
Speaker 1: She gives this whole story about how she went on
Speaker 1: Snapchat trying to find a fun Christmas filter for her
Speaker 1: Christmas card. What she didn't know is that there's like
Speaker 1: a find a friend part of Snapchat that and she
Speaker 1: immediately started getting messages by all these guys. I didn't
Speaker 1: know anything about this with Snapchat. She turned it off.
Speaker 2: I'm not even on Snapchat. What the freak does she
Speaker 2: have in common with the twenty five year old barista? Nothing?
Speaker 2: She what do you know about him? She just says
Speaker 2: he's hot. Hot, that's all hot. He's hot, he's a
Speaker 2: bad boy, he's hot, he's mature. Just admit that you
Speaker 2: want a fuck boy, that you're being a sex tourist, Like,
Speaker 2: don't act like you're gonna go meet your future husband. Like, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's annoying to me. Just because she's a woman doesn't
Speaker 2: mean they can't be as gross as some of the
Speaker 2: men on this show. Women's lib says, we can.
Speaker 1: She says beer Khan has a bad boy aesthetic. He's tall,
Speaker 1: he has good hair, he has a smoking hot neck tattoo,
Speaker 1: an absolute male main character energy, straight off the pages
Speaker 1: of a romance novel. And then we see like a
Speaker 1: picture of a romance. No, well, that says the boy
Speaker 1: with the neck tattoo.
Speaker 2: Yeah, pretty funny. She has not said one thing about
Speaker 2: his personality.
Speaker 1: No how nice he is to her or anything.
Speaker 2: No, no, nothing.
Speaker 1: Then we get Michael into talking head and he says, yes,
Speaker 1: people think we're a couple, but we're best friends. We're
Speaker 1: partners all day long. But when I met her, she
Speaker 1: was engaged, so I've never thought of her like that.
Speaker 1: We get no information about her being engaged.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well she didn't she say she was married once
Speaker 2: and engaged? Did she say she was engaged once? Since
Speaker 2: she I didn't hear that part, Okay, I thought she
Speaker 2: had said something, yeah, but no information.
Speaker 1: So he says, so I never thought of her like that.
Speaker 1: But I am worried that beer Kan is going to
Speaker 1: get in the way of our relationship. And I do
Speaker 1: worry about losing her, you know, as a friend. So
Speaker 1: now they're at the apartment making their special protein boar
Speaker 1: recipe that they came up with together, of course, and
Speaker 1: she's saying, I don't know what the food will be
Speaker 1: like there. I want to take a lot of these
Speaker 1: with me, And she says her health and fitness is
Speaker 1: very important to her. During the pandemic, she gained a
Speaker 1: lot of weight. She went up to three fifty pounds,
Speaker 1: and now she's lost a one hundred and forty pounds
Speaker 1: in fourteen months with just diet and exercise. And I say,
Speaker 1: good for you, go girl, that's a lot.
Speaker 2: I say that seems too fast, and I am concerned.
Speaker 1: Oh wish that's good for her. It's like ten pounds
Speaker 1: a month.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's pretty fast.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she says, but I still have some insecurities about
Speaker 1: my weight. You know, a lot of people do. And
Speaker 1: so Michael says, so, how are you feeling like about
Speaker 1: if I come with you to Turkey, remember, and she
Speaker 1: tells us, like he told us, he told me initially
Speaker 1: he wanted to come. I was like, great, but now
Speaker 1: I'm rethinking it. And he goes, look, I could fly
Speaker 1: there last minute. If you get there and you need me,
Speaker 1: I'll come and be with you there if you need
Speaker 1: me to, and Michael goes, look, I mean, I know
Speaker 1: the guy doesn't like me, but he could just meet
Speaker 1: me if I'm going to stay in your life, like,
Speaker 1: he's got to get to know me, if we're going
Speaker 1: to be friends. Laura tells us beer Khan doesn't like
Speaker 1: that she has a male friend because men know men,
Speaker 1: and she can kind of understand that, but Michael is
Speaker 1: the person she spends the most time with. So yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, I think any man would not like it
Speaker 1: if your best friend is another is a straight male
Speaker 1: who is not married, or you haven't known since you
Speaker 1: were six years old. I think I think bier Khan
Speaker 1: is right. Men no men, and probably this guy likes you,
Speaker 1: which he does, so Laura says to him, to Michael, look,
Speaker 1: we both knew if either one of us ever met
Speaker 1: someone that everything with us would change. It's like we're
Speaker 1: in a relationship. Michael but not the physical, physical aspect
Speaker 1: of it. And I don't know where you want it
Speaker 1: to go because you don't say talking to She says,
Speaker 1: it's always been confusing to me, and since it was
Speaker 1: mixed signals, he always gave me mixed signals. I've just
Speaker 1: I just put it away in my mind and said
Speaker 1: we'll just keep it as best friends. But since I've
Speaker 1: been with ber Khan, Michael's been acting different. He like
Speaker 1: held my head hand, he recently took me on. All
Speaker 1: I can say is it was a date, but he
Speaker 1: refuses to accept it or acknowledge it.
Speaker 2: So it is I don't like this total mixed signals, yeah,
Speaker 2: or like I want what I want my cake and
Speaker 2: eat it too, or I don't know what I want
Speaker 2: until someone else has her that's it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So she says, look, I know you want all
Speaker 1: my time and attention like a girlfriend, but you're afraid
Speaker 1: to go all in and take the risk because you
Speaker 1: don't want to get hurt. And it can't go both ways.
Speaker 1: I need a man that I can like depend on
Speaker 1: and can be there for me. So this twenty six
Speaker 1: year old Turkey.
Speaker 2: Is the guy right exactly.
Speaker 1: And he starts crying and he says, I really appreciate
Speaker 1: our whole relationship. And she goes and holds his hand,
Speaker 1: and he says, growing up with the birth defect has
Speaker 1: been hard on him, and he learned to reject people
Speaker 1: before they could reject him. And she I understand that,
Speaker 1: and he says, but now you're saying we have an
Speaker 1: expiration date, but you told me you would never leave.
Speaker 1: And in the talk of it, she goes, he's so
Speaker 1: afraid to let people get close, and I don't think
Speaker 1: he's going to ever admit how he really feels. So yeah,
Speaker 1: I do worry I'm choosing the wrong guy, but I
Speaker 1: don't want to lose and I don't want to lose
Speaker 1: my friendship with Michael to be with beer Can. So
Speaker 1: she's in a real pickle here, not really because beer
Speaker 1: Can lives in Turkey, But what is it with Michael.
Speaker 1: Michael has put up walls because he obviously had. I
Speaker 1: think what he had. From what I can see, it
Speaker 1: looks like he had a cleft palate that's been repaired,
Speaker 1: and that's.
Speaker 2: Well, it's something on his nose.
Speaker 1: Well, he speaks nasally, and so I think it's from
Speaker 1: inside in the cleft palate and a lot of times
Speaker 1: that does affect your you do have it, you're like
Speaker 1: your noses sideways. I have a friend who had it
Speaker 1: and she adopted a daughter from China who had it
Speaker 1: because she was like, I can understand this girl probably
Speaker 1: wouldn't get adopted otherwise. So I know it like a
Speaker 1: smdge about it, but so I think I do believe
Speaker 1: that's what he has no idea, but it is super
Speaker 1: super interesting that now he wants her because she's found
Speaker 1: like this young hot boyfriend. But it's really no competition.
Speaker 1: What's she gonna tell a beer Can like, Oh, I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna spend any time with Michael, and then spend
Speaker 1: all her time with Michael. How's he gonna know? Right?
Speaker 2: I think she gave him a perfect opening. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: think if in that if she said I'm lay it
Speaker 2: out on the table, like I think I know how
Speaker 2: you feel, but like she would have said I'm not,
Speaker 2: I'll break up with I feel like she would have
Speaker 2: broken up with beer Can and not gone. If Michael
Speaker 2: had just said I want you to be with me.
Speaker 1: I want to pursue this romantically scared of being hurt. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: and hee didd he is scared, like, then what if
Speaker 1: I get rejected and then I've lost the whole friendship? Right?
Speaker 1: You know again this is a touchy situation. Yeah, well
Speaker 1: we're not going to solve it today. So let's move
Speaker 1: on to Rick H. Fifty two and Tricia H. Twenty five.
Speaker 2: No, what do you have in common with her? Rick?
Speaker 1: You look like Michael Straight.
Speaker 2: You're very cute, and you do not look fifty two,
Speaker 2: but still you are fifty two and you are in
Speaker 2: a different point in your life than Tricia. And that's clear.
Speaker 2: So Rick is from California. We have another I think
Speaker 2: it's La again. We have La La people. So, and
Speaker 2: Tricia's from Madagascar. So we're seeing a lot of fake hair,
Speaker 2: ponytails and mannequin heads. And we meet Rick in his
Speaker 2: hero shot. He's pushing one of those weight things. What
Speaker 2: are they? You know, like football play?
Speaker 1: I don't know, yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know what
Speaker 1: it's called either, but like you run behind it with weights.
Speaker 2: Yes, pushing it down an alley in his hero shot,
Speaker 2: so he is online, he's doing a sale. He runs
Speaker 2: like He's like, hey, gals, it's tax day, save twenty
Speaker 2: percent off with save twenty and save pink shade twenty
Speaker 2: hello lash. Yes, so on hair and wig products. His
Speaker 2: ex wife, one of them was a hair stylist, so
Speaker 2: he ordered good quality hair from India and I guess
Speaker 2: resells it. And the business is seasonal for some reason.
Speaker 2: Yeah why A There are no seasons in LA, so
Speaker 2: I do not know what seasonal means. The hair is
Speaker 2: year round, so maybe people spend more after they get
Speaker 2: their paychecks or their tax refunds, but it still could
Speaker 2: be a year round business.
Speaker 1: They can't wait until next tax season to get more
Speaker 1: hair exactly, got to redo it every few months.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. It's not like pe put snow tires on
Speaker 2: people's cars that's seasonal. It's not like he owns a
Speaker 2: Christmas tree farm that is seasonal, yes, or a pumpkin
Speaker 2: patch that's seasonal. So.
Speaker 1: I used to have a boyfriend that had a pumpkin
Speaker 1: patch really yeah, and all my friends called him the
Speaker 1: pumpkin farmer.
Speaker 2: Nor so he did he have haunted hay rides and
Speaker 2: stuff because.
Speaker 1: I like that, Okay, just like Woody Harrelson. So everybody
Speaker 1: called him Woody.
Speaker 2: Oh I thought they called him pumpkin patch cap.
Speaker 1: Well, listen, everybody that he knew called him woody, but
Speaker 1: like my friends called him the pumpkin farmer. Okay, as
Speaker 1: a derogatory term. Then I hope he's not listening. Shout
Speaker 1: out Philip.
Speaker 2: So the business is seasonal for some reason that we
Speaker 2: don't understand. But he is a hustler. He works other jobs.
Speaker 2: He teaches tap and we see him doing like a
Speaker 2: private lesson and crazy. He's good. Yeah, his mom loved
Speaker 2: Shirley Temple movies and so he put she put him
Speaker 2: and his siblings in it. But he was like the
Speaker 2: only boy at the tap of recitals or something, so
Speaker 2: he was the star. I'm sure it was adorable. So
Speaker 2: he has five children. Three are grown, two are little
Speaker 2: from his most recent marriage. We don't know about the
Speaker 2: other the three, if they're from. There's more to the
Speaker 2: story that we found out that one of us who
Speaker 2: sent that to us.
Speaker 1: I saw it on starkasm stark asm ig is where
Speaker 1: I saw it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, So there were six children but one it's.
Speaker 1: So we don't know where the child. There was a child
Speaker 1: that died, Yeah, and we don't know where that child
Speaker 1: falls in line here. The child died in twenty thirteen.
Speaker 1: The child will now be fifteen. So that was that
Speaker 1: a child of the one of his wife or was
Speaker 1: there did he have the older children with the first
Speaker 1: wife or where there are many marriages or baby mama's
Speaker 1: it's all unclear. Let's just focus on the two little
Speaker 1: ones he's got now, because the other story is very dark.
Speaker 1: Go find it all dark asm.
Speaker 2: Ig And it's a very poorly written article that less
Speaker 2: more questions than this.
Speaker 1: Yes, I think it.
Speaker 2: Was written by Ai. Yes, but I didn't understand it.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So he is playing with his two little ones, who
Speaker 2: are very cute, and one says like they're building things
Speaker 2: at the plate area and he's like. The little one says,
Speaker 2: are we building Madagascar? So they know about the girlfriend
Speaker 2: and he says, you know, I'm going to see daddy's
Speaker 2: girlfriend Tricia in Madagascar. I'm going to meet her. And
Speaker 2: the producer asked him where she's from in Madagascar. He's like, Okay,
Speaker 2: it's v V. It has a V with there's two e's, no,
Speaker 2: there's wait, there's several hang on. What's the He's googling
Speaker 2: what's the capital of Madagascar? He's googling and then he
Speaker 2: tries to pronounce it. He can't pronounce it. It's very sad.
Speaker 2: He likes this girl's boobs. Okay, that's just what I'm getting.
Speaker 2: You do not even know what city she's from. She's
Speaker 2: so cute though, she is adorable. So he was traveling
Speaker 2: abroad and he met two women from Madagascar, and he
Speaker 2: didn't know that it was a real place outside of
Speaker 2: the cartoon, but he learned from them that it's an
Speaker 2: islandation off the east coast of Africa. And he thought,
Speaker 2: these ladies, girls young, I feel like they were clear unclear,
Speaker 2: were so beautiful and he thought, oh, I bet all
Speaker 2: the women look like this from Madagascar. So he went
Speaker 2: on an international dating site and searched Madagascar. So look
Speaker 2: at what you did, young hot ladies from Madagascar. So
Speaker 2: he video chats with her the kids. She says hi
Speaker 2: to the kids. The kids are like, hi, Tricia. So
Speaker 2: they seem to know each other, and he says he
Speaker 2: thought she was so cute. They started, you know, getting
Speaker 2: really close, and she says to him, your kids are
Speaker 2: so cute. We will have beautiful babies together. And I
Speaker 2: was like, you haven't even met yet, okay. So so
Speaker 2: he's like, okay, yeah, let's well, I already have five,
Speaker 2: you know, And she's like, but you only have two
Speaker 2: little ones? What's the problem. Aren't you gonna put one
Speaker 2: in me when you come?
Speaker 1: Well? I did like that he was forthcoming to be like, yeah,
Speaker 1: not so into that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, She's like, we should talk about that when I
Speaker 2: get there.
Speaker 1: How about that?
Speaker 2: Listen after Robert of Robert and Annie. I am just
Speaker 2: happy he told her how many kids he has the truth? Right, Yeah,
Speaker 2: he told her the truth. So he says to us,
Speaker 2: our relationship is not ready for kids because I don't
Speaker 2: trust her. A few weeks ago, she ghosted me out
Speaker 2: of nowhere, and after five days she finally picked up
Speaker 2: the phone and I asked her about it. She won't
Speaker 2: tell me. I press her on it and she gets angry.
Speaker 2: So I do not know what happened during those five days.
Speaker 2: So next we're at a family barbecue. They're talking about sports.
Speaker 2: Rick comes over wearing a flannel tank top thing because
Speaker 2: this man loves to show off those guns.
Speaker 1: And he is shaped like an upside down triangle.
Speaker 2: He is one of those shape He could play football. Y.
Speaker 1: So he skips lug day.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah. His sister, his brother in law, his dad,
Speaker 2: his oldest son, are at the barbecue. They are a
Speaker 2: close family. They love playing dominoes, teasing each other. They
Speaker 2: ask him about his trip and he says, I'm so excited.
Speaker 2: I was really convinced that I wanted to marry her.
Speaker 2: But a few weeks ago she ghosted me. She when
Speaker 2: I finally reached her, she said her brother wrecked her
Speaker 2: motorcycle and she was dealing with the police because of it.
Speaker 2: But at the same time, her ex boyfriend accused her
Speaker 2: of robbing his family's home and so she was dealing
Speaker 2: with the police for that as well. Okay, and she
Speaker 2: said it was all a misunderstanding and she cleared her name.
Speaker 2: But he's very suspicious, so is the family. With good reason,
Speaker 2: so am I. And she's like, I don't know. I
Speaker 2: thought maybe she was cheating on me. And they're like, well,
Speaker 2: the ex is clearly still in the picture. Is she
Speaker 2: could she go back with him? And he says, I
Speaker 2: don't know. The ex has money, and that makes me
Speaker 2: really in secure because I'm on a budget. My hair
Speaker 2: is seasonal for some reason, and.
Speaker 1: I still don't know why, and that's a huge mystery.
Speaker 1: Tap dancing also seasonal, like what yeah, yeah, Also, you
Speaker 1: got a lot of kids.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, sorry, I'm swamp right now. It's a it's
Speaker 2: tap dancing season, like.
Speaker 1: Not to be confused, not to begins with the hair season. Yeah,
Speaker 1: hair season.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they can't overlap. Those two weeks that they overlap
Speaker 2: is in mid March is very stressful time, bru. So
Speaker 2: he says he has a lot of questions when he
Speaker 2: visits her, why are you even visiting her?
Speaker 1: Okay, because if you don't have any money, or are
Speaker 1: you flying to Madagascar?
Speaker 2: It's so far, it's so far. I just feel like
Speaker 2: these people always think that these conversations are better in person,
Speaker 2: so they're always like, I'm going to tell them the
Speaker 2: truth when I get there.
Speaker 1: I'm going to.
Speaker 2: Seal when I get there to pay for them probably, Yeah,
Speaker 2: but then you're humiliated on TV sometimes, so it's a
Speaker 2: trade off. Yeah, okay, So there's more though, Oh boy,
Speaker 2: he has a secret. When he didn't hear from her
Speaker 2: in those five days. Yes, keep in mind it wasn't
Speaker 2: like ten weeks. In five days, he didn't hear from her,
Speaker 2: and something happened that he hasn't told her about. He
Speaker 2: made a choice, and sometimes you make a choice that
Speaker 2: haunts you. So he clearly cheated. Yes, because he did
Speaker 2: not hear from her for five days or three days
Speaker 2: if it happened day three, So that was that's what
Speaker 2: solid ground their relationship is on. That three days of
Speaker 2: no contact makes you put your willy in something else.
Speaker 1: Well, or he went back on the app and found
Speaker 1: another girlfriend from Madagascar.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and while he's there, he's going to do it
Speaker 1: two versus TLC's paying for it. He's gotta swing viye.
Speaker 2: Like watch his face. That was barely on the show.
Speaker 2: He was He was one of the short ones his
Speaker 2: season was truncated. He went with one, but then she
Speaker 2: dumped him, so he went with another one that he
Speaker 2: had been talking to last either. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Okay, well listen already we're off to a banger of
Speaker 1: a start. So now we've got say.
Speaker 2: With one of his exes. Was it with his baby mama,
Speaker 2: the the two little ones? Maybe we don't know. I
Speaker 2: don't know, we don't know. We're gonna find out.
Speaker 1: Let's move on to Emma and z Ed.
Speaker 2: So the girl's a handful.
Speaker 1: I'm fascinated. I did post a thing on my story
Speaker 1: about Emma and her sister looked like a before and
Speaker 1: after picture, Like who's the sister is the before and
Speaker 1: Emma is the after. Like they're twins, they're identical twins. Yeah,
Speaker 1: one has really done a number on her face.
Speaker 2: They these Kardashian one fees. I cannot wow wow.
Speaker 1: So Emma is from Los Angeles, California. Zi Ed is
Speaker 1: from Morocca. Oh so Marrakesh specifically. So we open with
Speaker 1: Emma trying on wedding dresses and this is where we
Speaker 1: get a lot of upclose of the hair. But it's
Speaker 1: her friend's wedding. Who's like, Emma, I'm the one getting married.
Speaker 2: She's like, okay, please tell me that this was a
Speaker 2: production move, and they told her to try it, please
Speaker 2: because otherwise why are people friends with her?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a production move. Yeah, she's like, oh sorry.
Speaker 1: We meet her twin sister, Izzy, and they're at home
Speaker 1: and they're talking about their botox, which is funny. It's
Speaker 1: funny to be like move your eyebrows nothing, smile nothing,
Speaker 1: frown nothing, you know, Like it was funny.
Speaker 2: But like they're twenty seven, seems really early.
Speaker 1: Really young. And when this girl appeared on the screen,
Speaker 1: the first thing, Anna, my daughter walks through the room,
Speaker 1: and goes, is that a wig? I said, well, it's questionable,
Speaker 1: but he she says yes, and Anna goes, clearly it's
Speaker 1: a wig. I mean that's the first thing she said.
Speaker 1: And then I said oh, and I was pausing it,
Speaker 1: and Anna said, oh, is this the one who at
Speaker 1: the end the guy is kind of mean to her
Speaker 1: because I guess she's seen a clip or something. And
Speaker 1: I said yeah, but you know, I'm just taking notes.
Speaker 1: And then ann I was like, oh God, like what
Speaker 1: is she like? Way older than him? I go, no,
Speaker 1: that this girl's twenty eight and he' was like, what
Speaker 1: she looks forty eight. She's ruined her face.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what happens. It has the reverse effect all
Speaker 2: the makeup if you especially if you put on tons
Speaker 2: of makeup too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so much filler, so much makeup.
Speaker 2: It's too much at that young age.
Speaker 1: So we meet her twin sister Izzy. They talk about botox,
Speaker 1: and then they go to puppy yoga, which I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, what did I wouldn't I don't want
Speaker 1: to do yoga, but I like to go play with
Speaker 1: those puppies.
Speaker 2: I know the places I've looked up. They bring in
Speaker 2: the puppies after So this place was confusing because she's
Speaker 2: having a full out loud conversation with their sister while
Speaker 2: people are doing actual yoga in the background. And I
Speaker 2: was like, I don't think you're still talk that loudly.
Speaker 1: Like yeah, maybe it's yoga at your own speed. I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So, but she and her sister both work at Metas
Speaker 1: spas and they are across the street from each other,
Speaker 1: which is hilarious. She said she's the manager of her
Speaker 1: med spa and she says, oh my god, I want
Speaker 1: to buy one of these poppies and I'm gonna name
Speaker 1: him Morocca.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: And her sister's like, okay, great, and she says, my
Speaker 1: sister is always skeptical because I have a bad track record.
Speaker 1: But when I met zi Ed, it just felt like
Speaker 1: he wanted me for me. He's such a sweetheart. He's
Speaker 1: so genuine and kind and he just loves me for me,
Speaker 1: and like he was calling me his future wife, like
Speaker 1: the first fifteen minutes into the conversation. So we've talked about.
Speaker 2: Before he knows you. He's calling you his wife. That
Speaker 2: means he's not into you for you because he has
Speaker 2: not gotten to know you means the way you look
Speaker 2: for the way you look, it's the exact opposite of
Speaker 2: what you're saying.
Speaker 1: And she said, we've talked about the future, We've talked
Speaker 1: about getting married, we've talked about him moving to the
Speaker 1: United States. So I'm flying to Morocco to see him.
Speaker 1: So her sister goes, this is crazy, and she goes, no,
Speaker 1: it's not like he already bought me a ring. And
Speaker 1: what I'm hoping is I'll get engaged on my birthday.
Speaker 1: It's also, you're such Yeah.
Speaker 2: The sister goes, you're planning a Plattville my siblings.
Speaker 1: My siblings, my siblings, my parents, right my birthday. And
Speaker 1: the sister goes, you're planning a future with somebody you
Speaker 1: don't even know, And she's like the talking head sister
Speaker 1: is He says, she's planning an engagement and the whole
Speaker 1: relationship seems so surface level, and I want to be
Speaker 1: more excited about her going to Morocco and more supportive
Speaker 1: about her getting engaged if it wasn't some thing that
Speaker 1: she had done before, to which we say, what Becker scratch.
Speaker 1: So she says to Emma, don't you realize this is
Speaker 1: the same thing you did with Mohammed last year? Don't
Speaker 1: you remember the outcome? Like, what is the difference? Last year?
Speaker 1: She was engaged to somebody in Morocco last year?
Speaker 2: I can't This girl is so dumb. Well, maybe she's not.
Speaker 2: She's using this to get on TV, and maybe she's
Speaker 2: boost her insta.
Speaker 1: Because her insta was her flipping that wig around saying
Speaker 1: me and my wig after people are talking about my
Speaker 1: wig and I was okay, so I'm talking head. Emma
Speaker 1: goes okay, So Zied is not my first Moroccan boyfriend.
Speaker 1: Last year, I did go to Morocco for a guy
Speaker 1: that I loved named Mohammed, but he broke my heart.
Speaker 1: But I wouldn't be going again. And if I wasn't
Speaker 1: completely sure, this will be different. But I do have
Speaker 1: a secret. Zied knows nothing about Mohammed. She knows he
Speaker 1: knows I've been to Morocco before, but he thought I
Speaker 1: went with a friend, and I worry about what he's
Speaker 1: going to think when he finds out I was engaged
Speaker 1: to a Moroccan man last year, within the last twelve months.
Speaker 1: So she goes to the beach of which I'm like,
Speaker 1: this girl's body is something, and she faced times yet
Speaker 1: from the beach, swinging her wing around. Again, she goes
Speaker 1: to yoga or to the beach with their hair down.
Speaker 2: Like that, just know what.
Speaker 1: No, I couldn't just petting her hair and she faced
Speaker 1: comes yet from the beach and he's like, hi, babe,
Speaker 1: you look sexy. She goes him, I'm a guy. He
Speaker 1: look so handsome. And she goes, I can't wait to
Speaker 1: see you. No he doesn't, he's not cute. No, and
Speaker 1: she goes, I can't wait to see you like, well,
Speaker 1: i'll be able to kiss you in the airport, to
Speaker 1: which we say no, we know the answer, you cannot yeah,
Speaker 1: and he goes yes, of course you're my girl, and
Speaker 1: I don't care about what other people think and no
Speaker 1: one's looking at us. Of course we can kiss You're
Speaker 1: my girl. They they always say that, and she goes,
Speaker 1: are you excited for our first night? He goes, yes,
Speaker 1: I'm going to be hugging and kissing you, and she goes, no,
Speaker 1: we're gonna do everything. We're all out there on night one, damn.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: So we're talking to her. She says, Mohammed and Zed
Speaker 1: are both Muslim, but Zed is very open, whereas Mohammad
Speaker 1: was super conservative. And yeah, she's sent him lots of
Speaker 1: sexy photos. He has seen every inch of her, but
Speaker 1: he has never returned the favor. They've never had a
Speaker 1: sexy video chat. And she goes, but oh my god, like,
Speaker 1: what if I'm in love with him? And then I
Speaker 1: find out his penis is small? Are like uncircumcised? I
Speaker 1: don't even know I do?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm not with her. To quote succession,
Speaker 2: you are not a serious person, right, You're not.
Speaker 1: So she goes, Babe, I'm so excited babe, because I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be there on my birthday. Are you planning a
Speaker 1: surprise for my birthday? And he goes, yes, it'll be
Speaker 1: nice to see you on your birthday. And she goes,
Speaker 1: are we gonna get engaged on my birthday? He goes,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know why you're asking these questions,
Speaker 1: like I'll see you in a couple of days. She goes, okay, babe,
Speaker 1: give me a kiss. I'm okay, bye babe. He's like, goodbye,
Speaker 1: so and I'm talking said.
Speaker 2: She says no because she's posing the whole time too,
Speaker 2: chest out in the Yeah, you're not there to tan there.
Speaker 1: I'm concerned because he's actually weird. So now she's packing
Speaker 1: her outfits and it was like, I mean I can't
Speaker 1: even find any thing in this. I mean it's like
Speaker 1: the underwear was like this. It was like, yes, this
Speaker 1: is the underwear. That strap of fabric was like I'm
Speaker 1: holding up, Yeah, this is the this is the piece
Speaker 1: of fabric on the front. Okay, yes, yeah, yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: the front of that yes, big actually, and then it
Speaker 1: was a breast of it was like this like a corse.
Speaker 1: She was like this, yeah, it was the tiniest non
Speaker 1: underwear I've ever seen in my life. So she's packing
Speaker 1: outfits and she goes, I have to look sexy like
Speaker 1: all the time, Like I can't even look it gross,
Speaker 1: like even if I'm sleeping. I was like, well, we've
Speaker 1: seen him and we've seen where he sleeps because we
Speaker 1: saw it in the background. I don't think he cares. No.
Speaker 1: So she throws one piece of luggas down the stairs.
Speaker 1: Her brother Zach is there and for some reason, something
Speaker 1: else that's being packed in the den and Izzy is
Speaker 1: like what this is mine throws it away and I
Speaker 1: was like, why are you sharing lunch?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 2: With your sister, and so I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Anyway, there's some garment that he's like,
Speaker 1: is this like a scarf? What is it? And she says,
Speaker 1: oh my god, that's a dress that Mohammad's mom made
Speaker 1: for me. So I'm going to take it. He won't notice.
Speaker 1: So she says she and Mohammad had a lot of
Speaker 1: really good times. We see a lot of pictures and
Speaker 1: it was only a year ago. So she does look similar,
Speaker 1: same wig who does a little bit less work, but
Speaker 1: she looks similar and her wig though the part is
Speaker 1: a little bit of a different color. But she says,
Speaker 1: I was visiting Mohammed in Morocco and we got engaged
Speaker 1: on the trip. It was amazing. But then when I
Speaker 1: got on the plane, I decided to message every single
Speaker 1: girl he was following on Instagram. Wow, And we see
Speaker 1: loop bloop bloop boop boop. All the little things pop up,
Speaker 1: like hey, how do you know Mohammed? Hey this is weird.
Speaker 1: Hey sorry to bother you, Hey do you know Mohammed.
Speaker 2: That was the funniest part was that she did not
Speaker 2: copy and paste the same intro. She typed it out
Speaker 2: each one she had Wi Fi on the plane, paid
Speaker 2: for Wi Fi on the plane, and then did not
Speaker 2: even copy and paste. She was like, each one is
Speaker 2: getting there.
Speaker 1: She was like, I said, this girl looks a little
Speaker 1: more professional, this girl looks a little more like she's
Speaker 1: hanging these this I'm gonna get my approaches different. Turned out,
Speaker 1: Muhammed had about twenty other girlfriends online girlfriends, and she
Speaker 1: said she landed in LA and he was so mad
Speaker 1: that she texted all these people. He said, you're crazy
Speaker 1: and I'm done. She was so upset, she felt used,
Speaker 1: she felt broken, and it took her time to come
Speaker 1: back from that, to which I say, not that long
Speaker 1: a girl, not a lot of time, no, because within
Speaker 1: one year you found somebody else that you think is
Speaker 1: going to marry you to go back to Morocco. So
Speaker 1: she tells her sister, Yeah, I'm gonna tell Sied about Mohammed,
Speaker 1: but then I kind of don't want to give him
Speaker 1: too many details because honestly, there was some overlap between
Speaker 1: the two guys. Well they would have to be, so
Speaker 1: she was dating them both at the same time. But
Speaker 1: then she broke up with Zied to go with Mohammed.
Speaker 1: Then he broke up with her, so she was like, hey,
Speaker 1: Zied just kidding and got back together with Zed, and
Speaker 1: now she's going back to Morocco to see Zeed. So
Speaker 1: Zach goes the minute he meets you and you tell
Speaker 1: him he's going to break up with you. Immediately, she's like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, don't say that.
Speaker 2: You're stressing me.
Speaker 1: Outside and her sister goes, your flight's in like an hour,
Speaker 1: and she's like, oh my god, him, I must ready.
Speaker 1: So I'm talking ahead, Izzie and Zach brother and sister
Speaker 1: say yeah, we're worried. She's just repeating the same mistakes.
Speaker 1: And of course, when Zed finds out, he's not going
Speaker 1: to be happy. He's gonna dump her. So she's walking
Speaker 1: out and she's like, good bye house. When I see
Speaker 1: you again, I'll be engaged.
Speaker 2: I can't is this her real personality, because I can't well.
Speaker 1: The pictures from last year she looks similar, So it
Speaker 1: wasn't like she looks like her sister last year and
Speaker 1: now she looks like this. It's like a new personality. No,
Speaker 1: she's been she's sticking with it. Yeah. So she's in
Speaker 1: the car with her sister and her brother and she's
Speaker 1: being annoying by like using the rearview mirror to apply makeup.
Speaker 1: I'm thinking she's applying all this makeup. She probably get
Speaker 1: on the plane and remove it, contracts it up. It
Speaker 1: is ten hours from la to Paris and then another
Speaker 1: six hours from Paris to Marrakesh. She is traveling for
Speaker 1: almost twenty four hours.
Speaker 2: She can't look not cute, even when she's asleep, so
Speaker 2: that means she has maybe she'll meet a different Moroccan
Speaker 2: on the plane, so she has to look cute at
Speaker 2: all times.
Speaker 1: And we know she was getting two bags checked for free,
Speaker 1: so she's definitely first class. So she is telling Izzy
Speaker 1: and Zach. She goes, you know, I have nothing to
Speaker 1: come back for, so I could just stay there because
Speaker 1: you know, I got fired yesterday. And they're like what,
Speaker 1: and she goes, yeah, so here's what happened. So so
Speaker 1: remember she's the manager. Yeah, she goes, so I was
Speaker 1: talking to these two girls and the one girl says
Speaker 1: something really shitty to the other girl, and then when
Speaker 1: HR asked me about it, I was like, I don't
Speaker 1: want to be involved, so I just said no, I
Speaker 1: wasn't even there. But then like, because I was the
Speaker 1: manager and HR knew, I lied, so then I got fired,
Speaker 1: so yeah, I might just Dann Morocco. So is he goes, wait,
Speaker 1: what now you notice Izzy didn't go, girl, you'll just
Speaker 1: come across the street and work for me. It's fine. Yeah, no, no,
Speaker 1: She was like, no, we don't want this face to
Speaker 1: be a representation of our work. So she goes, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's fine because I've got money saved to go on
Speaker 1: the trip, so it's no problem. And he goes, right,
Speaker 1: but like what happens when you're there and what happens
Speaker 1: when you get back? You have no money, and because
Speaker 1: of you being you, he's gonna expect you to pay
Speaker 1: for everything when you're there. We're talking to it. She says,
Speaker 1: Zed is a nurse. We see him and it could
Speaker 1: be a fake picture, but it looks like legit. She said,
Speaker 1: he's a nurse. He doesn't make a ton of money.
Speaker 1: But I'm paying for our rental amera cash and I
Speaker 1: hope he'll understand and help pay for other stuff. Sounds
Speaker 1: like you probably won't, hmm. So she checks in at
Speaker 1: the airport. She has four bags. She says she's got
Speaker 1: two bags to check and has a voucher for the
Speaker 1: third bag, and she's telling the guy at the check in, like,
Speaker 1: I'm going to Morocca. I'm gonna come back engaged. And
Speaker 1: then the counter guy is kind of like flirting with
Speaker 1: her sister. She goes, do you want her number? Because
Speaker 1: the will that helped me get a free bag? He goes,
Speaker 1: so she anyways, she gets her bag checked for free,
Speaker 1: and the sister's like, oh my god, you get the
Speaker 1: phone over that guy. She's like, okay, bye bye, Zach, Bye, Isa,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna come back engage with my boyfriend. Zed bye. Okay,
Speaker 1: So your pain is not even exaggerating that much.
Speaker 2: How she is so.
Speaker 1: Now he meets yet he says, oh, yes, Emma is
Speaker 1: my true and first love. She is so gorgeous. Her pictures.
Speaker 1: I see them and I say, hello, wifey. You know
Speaker 1: girls they like these kind of words. So she's she
Speaker 1: liked it, and now we talk every day. Uh huh,
Speaker 1: because I just threw that line out to forty six
Speaker 1: girls that day and this one took the bait.
Speaker 2: Yep. But remember she fell for She was like, he
Speaker 2: wanted me to be his wife within the first five
Speaker 2: minutes of talking. He loves me for me.
Speaker 1: He loves me for man, and he loves a girl.
Speaker 1: With a wig. So he goes, oh, you know, she's
Speaker 1: very sexy, she's sweet, she's fun, and we understand each
Speaker 1: other and I can't wait to see her. How do
Speaker 1: you know she's fun. She doesn't seem very fun. Well,
Speaker 1: she sent some nudy photos. Yes, that's fun. Yeah, that's yeah.
Speaker 1: She's the first American girl I've ever dated. God. You know,
Speaker 1: American women are so open minded, but for Moroccan people,
Speaker 1: we do have rules that I hope she'll understand. Oh really,
Speaker 1: because we just heard you say there were no rules
Speaker 1: and you could do with you h Yeah.
Speaker 2: You were fine to just bang it out on the
Speaker 2: airport floor.
Speaker 1: Right listen. We could say what we want about adding
Speaker 1: on in Tiger Lily. But at least he was very open, like,
Speaker 1: don't even look at me until we're married. That's why
Speaker 1: we're getting married in the first twelve minutes. Yeah, So
Speaker 1: he says, oh, he's looking at his phone. She's landed.
Speaker 1: I'm very nervous to see her. She goes into a
Speaker 1: bathroom to change her clothes. She was in like a
Speaker 1: cute airplane outfit, but she's changed it to like a
Speaker 1: red two piece crocheted outfit with heels. Yeah, very out,
Speaker 1: very Moroccan, very demrror, very very mindful.
Speaker 2: So shees so said, go, she said, a new Darcy
Speaker 2: and Stacy. They have already started getting work done way earlier.
Speaker 2: One of them asks, this is the future.
Speaker 1: I was going to post a picture of Darcy and
Speaker 1: Stacy like before and after, and then post these girls
Speaker 1: before and after, and then make like a reference to
Speaker 1: this is what would happen if Stacy never got work
Speaker 1: done and Darcy did.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: But then I have a feeling I might meet them soon. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I didn't want to be offensive. Yeah, maybe I'll
Speaker 1: do it next to me.
Speaker 2: The other twin didn't look that different, But you've got
Speaker 2: to get playing Coast enough attention.
Speaker 1: You weren't.
Speaker 2: I mean, the haircut was obviously very different.
Speaker 1: No, let's pull up the evidence. This is the difference.
Speaker 1: Let's let's get closer.
Speaker 2: I see it.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's get let's I mean that's the sister, yeah,
Speaker 1: uh okay, and then this is her.
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, I see it.
Speaker 1: I mean it appears to be maybe the same nose,
Speaker 1: The lips are entirely different, the eyes are completely different.
Speaker 1: It looks like the one sister maybe had a forehead lift.
Speaker 1: It's something that they do. Both enjoy a lot of
Speaker 1: under eyeliner a lot. Yeah. Okay, So he says, she's
Speaker 1: laying his servous is here. She's struggling with the luggage.
Speaker 1: She's like, yeah, it's really busy in the airports. You
Speaker 1: have to come over and meet me in this parking lot.
Speaker 1: I'm like, did they do this for commedity effect?
Speaker 2: Yeah? She got all like, so me going to Vegas.
Speaker 2: I want to know what kind of bags though, was
Speaker 2: where I probably can't afford them. They were really cute though.
Speaker 1: She got those TJ Max.
Speaker 2: Okay, you can be a cuebacks TJ Max.
Speaker 1: So she goes and she finds them, and she's struggling
Speaker 1: with her luggage. She's struggling with her outfit. You could
Speaker 1: see the people in the cars looking at her. Nobody
Speaker 1: bothers to help, all judging. Everybody's udge. Yeah, judge, we're judging.
Speaker 1: They're judging.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So she goes, it's crazy because he sent me some
Speaker 1: text messages while I was on the airplane and they
Speaker 1: weren't like a sweet chuck in. They were like a demand.
Speaker 1: So I don't know what that was about. Hoping for
Speaker 1: the best. So she sees him, she abandons her luggage.
Speaker 1: She runs up to him into his arms. She's wearing
Speaker 1: kittenhels with no back. I was concerned and a mule kittenhill,
Speaker 1: which is the worst type of kittenhill. And she runs
Speaker 1: into his arms. They hug. He gives her the flowers
Speaker 1: that he picked out, and he's petting her hair. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh oh uh oh wigshift, wigshift. She'ldn't
Speaker 1: stop him, though, So they're doing a talking to it
Speaker 1: together and she goes, oh my god, the ad is
Speaker 1: perfect and he goes, no, babe, you are so perfect.
Speaker 1: And she goes, no, what about my boobs? And he
Speaker 1: immediately like shuts down. He goes, Babe, I have told
Speaker 1: you don't be talking like for the boob in the camera. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and he goes, you know I am Muslim and you
Speaker 1: have to you have to respect my religion. She goes,
Speaker 1: I do. I do, And she goes, but you told
Speaker 1: me many times we could do stuff in public, and
Speaker 1: then you like texted me stuff on the plane that
Speaker 1: I didn't understand, like I can't even kiss you, and
Speaker 1: he goes, yes, I know, I've told you this. We
Speaker 1: canno kiss in public. And she goes nah, and he goes, yeah,
Speaker 1: I've told you this before. She goes, no, you didn't,
Speaker 1: and he goes, yeah, I did, and I'm like tape
Speaker 1: roll the tape. They roll it back to him like
Speaker 1: the day before, saying it's fine. Of course we can
Speaker 1: kiss in the airport.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: So he goes, well, you don't tell me which kind
Speaker 1: of kiss, because in Morocco we kiss like our face
Speaker 1: like they do the on the face. And he leans
Speaker 1: in to do it and she goes, no, don't mess
Speaker 1: up in that job. She flings her hair and he
Speaker 1: goes it's just like all of a sudden, it's like
Speaker 1: ad non e DNA and Tiger Lille. He goes, okay,
Speaker 1: so for this, this is the last cass I'll give you.
Speaker 1: You will see yeah, and she goes what and he goes, yes,
Speaker 1: that's it. That's what I said. You will see. I
Speaker 1: am man, I have my word, and you will have
Speaker 1: to know that. I was like, well, here we go.
Speaker 1: I haven't even left the parking lots. Yeah, and she
Speaker 1: goes what, like huh what and she goes, you know what,
Speaker 1: I don't want to deal with this, just fuck it,
Speaker 1: and she just walks off towards her luggage, so the
Speaker 1: production talks to her and she goes, no, I feel
Speaker 1: pissed off and blindsided. All our conversations have only been
Speaker 1: about how much we love each other and how much
Speaker 1: we want each other, And why is he choosing right
Speaker 1: now to tell me this. It feels like he's been
Speaker 1: lying to me the whole time. Yep. And that's where
Speaker 1: we leave it. Guys. Now, we do see this season
Speaker 1: on and we see tons and tons of scenes. None
Speaker 1: with the Lisa and her guy, not a one, but
Speaker 1: we see tons and tons of scenes. We do see
Speaker 1: her in these scenes. We see her in these scenes.
Speaker 1: Who Emma, Emma? And we see them somewhere and she's going,
Speaker 1: oh my god, and they're like stopping off from each other. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we see in these scenes. We see Lisa and Daniel,
Speaker 1: we see Jovon and Anelin, we see Aviva and Stig. Okay,
Speaker 1: so so we see all these people coming up on
Speaker 1: this season on, but we in I didn't see Forrest
Speaker 1: and she knit together.
Speaker 2: We do, Okay, So he's sitting there, they're both sitting
Speaker 2: next to each other, and he says, I kind of
Speaker 2: feel like she's been lying to me, is this the
Speaker 2: way it's always going to be? And then you only
Speaker 2: see the side of her. And the reason I paid
Speaker 2: so much attention is because when I watched Pillow talk,
Speaker 2: uh huh, Kimbalie said, why do they keep not showing
Speaker 2: Sheena's face? They're only showing forest and she was So
Speaker 2: then I started again in my head, this is the
Speaker 2: catfish thing. This is Tyree. So I went back and
Speaker 2: rewatched it and he's you see her full side of her.
Speaker 2: It's a woman side of her. Yes, okay, so we
Speaker 2: do see her. She's a person, but we don't know
Speaker 2: what her actual face looks like and what she's been
Speaker 2: lying about or what it's going to be like between them,
Speaker 2: and that's I don't know. But it appears like he.
Speaker 1: Goes because we do see Laura and Beerkan together, and
Speaker 1: we do see Rick and Tricia together, and we do
Speaker 1: see emon Ziet obviously because we ended with them together.
Speaker 2: So and we see the woman saying your I don't
Speaker 2: want to you clog the toilet. That couple and she says,
Speaker 2: I don't want to be here with your big American poop.
Speaker 1: That was Jovon and Analin.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then we see Oh yeah. We saw Emma
Speaker 2: and she says, I've been eating a lot of bread.
Speaker 2: That was kind of funny when she was trying to
Speaker 2: kind of himount a camel and she's like, are you
Speaker 2: saying I'm heavy? I'm sorry, I've been eating a lot
Speaker 2: of bread. Camel. Yeah, we seek, we see the and
Speaker 2: we see the porn teacher, the fifth grade teacher with
Speaker 2: that writes the erotic friend fiction.
Speaker 1: And Michael arrives and.
Speaker 2: He looks nothing like his Oh yeah, Michael arrives and
Speaker 2: what's his face? Beer can looks nothing like his photos.
Speaker 2: So a lot of these seem to be progressing.
Speaker 1: Yeah. The only one I was like, God, did we
Speaker 1: see did we see Sheena and Forrest? But we did,
Speaker 1: so you said we did, Okay, soever, he's progressing. We
Speaker 1: didn't see was Elise and her guy. Yeah, and so
Speaker 1: Alisa and Joshua. Maybe I'll have some answers next week.
Speaker 1: Very interesting. Well, listen, you guys. Nothing vigorates us more
Speaker 1: than new people.
Speaker 2: I so excited.
Speaker 1: I'm so excited.
Speaker 2: Which ones are Lisa fifty one? Oh yeah, and Daniel
Speaker 2: she's the lesbian and Daniel, Yeah, they definitely go because
Speaker 2: they have bad sex She's.
Speaker 1: Like, you weren't fully read, you weren't fully erect or whatever.
Speaker 2: She says to him, yeah, and he goes, were you
Speaker 2: not satisfied?
Speaker 1: She's like, it's been thirty years, but I don't think
Speaker 1: that's how it's supposed to work. So she has five
Speaker 1: failed lesbian marriages.
Speaker 2: I guess.
Speaker 1: Wow. She said she had five failed marriages and has
Speaker 1: lived for twenty one years as lesbian, so.
Speaker 2: So maybe she only had maybe half of them were
Speaker 2: with men.
Speaker 1: And then she had two she married two and she's
Speaker 1: very three women. And then she said, you know what
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do. I'm gonna go to Nigeria and find
Speaker 1: a guy that's got a half job. That's what I'm going.
Speaker 2: And then she goes and meets with like the elder
Speaker 2: of the count the town and he's like, says he's
Speaker 2: embarrassing the village or something, and she's like, why don't
Speaker 2: I just leave here then? And he can go back
Speaker 2: with you, mister elder, Like what was the man with
Speaker 2: the one hand?
Speaker 1: Oh god? What's his name? Oh? Oh god?
Speaker 2: With Nigel, Nigel and Matilda and mister arc ye Arc
Speaker 2: and then weird, there's a very strange scene with them,
Speaker 2: and she's at an ATM and she's like, I'm taking
Speaker 2: out everything the ATM will let me. And he's like,
Speaker 2: you're not being truthful and blah blah blah, and he's
Speaker 2: yelling at her at the ATM. Yes, what is happening is.
Speaker 1: I don't know, because we also see what's scrolling to
Speaker 1: his name. We also see Rick and Trisha and she's like,
Speaker 1: you've never told the truth of the day in your life.
Speaker 1: Like she's like, you're a known liar.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: I'm so fascinating to find out she was in trouble
Speaker 1: with the police because her brother Rectro motorcycle, but then
Speaker 1: she was also in trouble with the police because she
Speaker 1: broke into her ex boyfriend's house.
Speaker 2: I was like, that was the worst five days of
Speaker 2: her life. You are dealing with the police on multiple fronts.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you're like, I'm going to.
Speaker 2: Deal with disappointment at three point thirty and then the
Speaker 2: next minute before, Yeah, for my charge and then my boyfriend,
Speaker 2: my brother's charge, whatever. Like I don't buy any of that.
Speaker 1: I don't buy it either. But as we know on
Speaker 1: these shows, generally the American is the worst person for sure.
Speaker 1: Probably Rick is going to be the I mean, he
Speaker 1: is fifty two deading a twenty five year old, so
Speaker 1: right there, it's not great Rick, Yeah, yeah, and he
Speaker 1: didn't have money to be doing any of it. No,
Speaker 1: oh guys, Okay, well we're very excited. I hope you
Speaker 1: guys loved the first episode. If you're watching it on video,
Speaker 1: then you got to see the pictures that we put
Speaker 1: up of the couples. You can go to TLC dot
Speaker 1: com and see them, or you can go to like
Speaker 1: TLC's Instagram and see them. And if you want to
Speaker 1: see that real sad article about Rick's sun that was
Speaker 1: on starkism ig, I do hope you are following us
Speaker 1: all on the social media Peachee pod and a date
Speaker 1: with Dateline Kimberly. Tell everybody about your Etsy shop.
Speaker 2: It's called Stitches Be Crazy Crazy with a K Stitches
Speaker 2: Be Crazy dot etsy dot com. And I have a
Speaker 2: lot of framed and ornaments and there're cross stitches that
Speaker 2: say funny things. Some of them have bad words on them. Yes,
Speaker 2: and I already have a lot of things that have
Speaker 2: sold out. So maybe if you want, if you want
Speaker 2: to look at the sold out I could maybe remake
Speaker 2: one of those if you just messaged.
Speaker 1: Me okay and just let let her know that you're
Speaker 1: a Peachchade listener and for sure a date dateline listener.
Speaker 2: Shade and Date with Dateline listeners.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right, and that's it. Yeah, they're really funny.
Speaker 1: You got some of them are funny. And it's funny
Speaker 1: because like you posted some of them in your Date
Speaker 1: with Dayline Facebook group and you like blur out the
Speaker 1: bad words. I'm like, you don't have to be PC
Speaker 1: on the Facebook.
Speaker 2: Group, I know, but you have to blur them on
Speaker 2: Etsy if it's your cover photo, so you'll get flagged otherwise.
Speaker 2: So that's why I have to blur them out.
Speaker 1: So it's just funny.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you have to write mature.
Speaker 1: Mature, like it's like porn, but it's like cross ditching.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like fantasy, but it's like that story that
Speaker 2: face wrote.
Speaker 1: Laura, Laura, Lenny are you?
Speaker 2: Oh my god. The funniest scene on pillow Talk was
Speaker 2: Ashley's mom. Yeah, and they had a guest You're never
Speaker 2: gonna guess.
Speaker 1: So it was Manuel I wish no.
Speaker 2: Yolanda of Yolanda and the Williams No Yes, and the
Speaker 2: friends on Instagram. Well they I'm sure the show set
Speaker 2: it up, but they're pretending they became friends on Instagram.
Speaker 2: But at one point, the mom who I love I
Speaker 2: can't remember her name, and Yolanda start talking about how
Speaker 2: they all love they love fantasy, like wrote like adult books,
Speaker 2: and they start doing like a role play where they're like,
Speaker 2: I'll start it and then you finish my sentence. So
Speaker 2: they're going back and forth and they keep cutting on
Speaker 2: Ashley's face like dying of humiliation, talking about like heaving
Speaker 2: and thrusting, and like it's so funny, Yeah, very enjoyable.
Speaker 1: I'm probably gonna watch that tonight. When I'm on the
Speaker 1: train on Tuesday going to New York, I'm gonna watch
Speaker 1: the Diddy documentary. I'm letting myself have like have like
Speaker 1: that to watch. So sorry to my seat mate if
Speaker 1: you have to see something upsetting. H Yeah, and not
Speaker 1: everybody says it's so good and it's so well done
Speaker 1: to you. I love fifty cent in his pettiness. I
Speaker 1: love it. I love every minute of I mean, it's
Speaker 1: hilarious and I'm just taking some about fifty cent. He's
Speaker 1: got to be pretty damn confident that nothing's coming out
Speaker 1: about him the way he exposes. You know that's true. Yeah,
Speaker 1: gotta be real confident. There's nothing coming out about him.
Speaker 2: Doesn't he own vitamin water? He does, he's and I
Speaker 2: happen to basically have stock in vitamin water because I
Speaker 2: drink so much.
Speaker 1: We talked about fifty cent. I talked to somebody about
Speaker 1: fifty cent yesterday and it's he doesn't own vitamin water.
Speaker 1: But what he did was they wanted him to do
Speaker 1: to be a partner, right huh. So he said, instead
Speaker 1: of paying me, had like equity in the company and
Speaker 1: then when it's sold to like Pepsi, he made one
Speaker 1: hundred million dollars.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, because you.
Speaker 1: Know, probably they were like, hey, if you'll do some
Speaker 1: ads with us, we'll give you one hundred ks. I'd
Speaker 1: rather have equity, which is smart, smart, fair. And he
Speaker 1: did that, and he made a hundred million dollars when
Speaker 1: they sold.
Speaker 2: Good for him.
Speaker 1: Gotta love that fifty Okay, that's it. Everybody, make sure
Speaker 1: you're following us on social media for Christmas or Hanukkah
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Speaker 2: Absolutely.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 2: Also you can gift Patreon subscription.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good thing to do too, A good gift, yeah, yes,
Speaker 1: Because you don't like our shows, yeah, they like our shows.
Speaker 1: Then you could gift Patreon for Pink Shade, Monkeys, or
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Speaker 2: Absolutely.
Speaker 1: Okay, Kimberly, I'll talk to you next week. Bye bye,