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<v Speaker 1>A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to another edition of idiotology. We let chin taco

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<v Speaker 2>one on one one w jr R.

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<v Speaker 3>But you're freaking idiots, do a really smart thing and

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<v Speaker 3>make sure you vote for you say it. We play

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<v Speaker 3>it between now at nine o'clock. Over there on the

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<v Speaker 3>JR Facebook page, a.

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<v Speaker 1>Lot of people already getting their votes in on which

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<v Speaker 1>Incubus song they want to hear. Get your vote in.

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<v Speaker 1>You got about fifteen minutes. Yeah, three songs or Stellar

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<v Speaker 1>Warning or Wish you Were here?

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<v Speaker 3>Song with the most votes plays at nine, and then

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<v Speaker 3>one of you who takes a moment to vote will

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<v Speaker 3>be randomly picked and awarded four day passes for you

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<v Speaker 3>and a guest to go to Welcome to Rockville.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you see how many votes are?

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<v Speaker 3>A lot?

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<v Speaker 2>We are going to be counting them up. Baby.

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<v Speaker 3>We're gonna have these tickets every morning this week for you.

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<v Speaker 3>Say we play it.

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<v Speaker 1>So spread the word on that, because even if you

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<v Speaker 1>don't get randomly picked to go to Rockville a free

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<v Speaker 1>that you suggest it to Mike and then they have

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<v Speaker 1>they have to take you.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the deal.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, do you know how many people. Roughly there are

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<v Speaker 3>Earth's population Tako, Bob by chance, Yes, ballpark twenty billion?

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<v Speaker 3>No no, no, no, no, not nearly that many. The

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<v Speaker 3>last the last count was roughly eight point two billion

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<v Speaker 3>ky worldwide. That's a whole although you spewed out twenty billion,

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<v Speaker 3>if this is to believe to be believed. Researchers in

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<v Speaker 3>Finland believe that the worldwide population estimate of eight point

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<v Speaker 3>two billion people's way off. In fact, they think that

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<v Speaker 3>the global population could be much more than that because

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<v Speaker 3>they believe, according to their research, they look to data

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<v Speaker 3>from thirty five countries that the number of people living

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<v Speaker 3>in rural communities is undercounted by fifty three to eighty

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<v Speaker 3>four percent.

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<v Speaker 2>I would think that too.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, that's a bunch of numbers were thrown at you

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<v Speaker 3>and all that.

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<v Speaker 1>My first thought was those people in the mud huts

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<v Speaker 1>that aren't getting accounted for. You know, how many how

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<v Speaker 1>many kids they are having, because that's all there is

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<v Speaker 1>to do in the mud hut is search for good water,

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<v Speaker 1>bat away the flies and hump. I've seen National geographic before.

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<v Speaker 1>I know about people with plates in their lip. It's

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<v Speaker 1>not just so that you can have easier of feeding. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>I just blacked out for a minute.

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<v Speaker 2>In the world.

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<v Speaker 3>In the words of the Will Ferrell, you just have

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<v Speaker 3>this knack of really oversimplifying large groups of people.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I thought you were gonna say, I have this

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<v Speaker 1>knack of painting a picture too.

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<v Speaker 3>Look you painted that all right? Oh no, I think

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<v Speaker 3>all of us saw the same end result. Visually they

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<v Speaker 3>went like this, I uh, it was a car crashing.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what I wonder, I wonder why why does

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<v Speaker 3>Finland even give a rat's ass? How many people live

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<v Speaker 3>in Finland? I have the answer in case you're wondering.

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<v Speaker 3>Five point six million.

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<v Speaker 2>And they're all super nice and very clean, just hot.

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<v Speaker 3>We've only got five point six million people there.

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<v Speaker 2>What are you all worried about? You got it easy.

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<v Speaker 2>Why are they complaining?

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<v Speaker 3>No, they're they're they're worried that there's way more people

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<v Speaker 3>than just worry about your own country, Finland.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm telling you, man, they just said remember last week,

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<v Speaker 1>I think we talked about it. They're the nicest country

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<v Speaker 1>out there. Sweet people over there, the Finish are You

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<v Speaker 1>don't even lock your car door. You know, if the

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<v Speaker 1>mud hut creature comes on over, you can go right

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<v Speaker 1>in there and take it. You know whatever, Man, you've

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<v Speaker 1>got how to open up a door handle?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean it's much less drive.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah out there, and hot wire in a car, stick

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<v Speaker 1>killing lions? Yeah, what do you think you do in

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<v Speaker 1>a mud hut village? You have to keep the lions off.

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<v Speaker 1>They would build a moat. But again there's the water issue.

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<v Speaker 1>But we've been solving the water problems. The US has

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<v Speaker 1>been helping out a lot. I know, little bits and

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<v Speaker 1>pieces about everything.

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<v Speaker 3>No, we know you do, mm hmm, okay, just know

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<v Speaker 3>there's probably way more than eight point two billion people.

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<v Speaker 3>That was the main takeaway here.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, somebody just texted it stinky love gross, Oh god.

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<v Speaker 2>And then the boobs statch you for days.

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<v Speaker 1>Man, those things have had offspring more than the band.

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<v Speaker 3>Moving right along. I was gonna save this for Rock

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<v Speaker 3>News tomorrow, but I figured we could probably get some

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<v Speaker 3>more play and mileage out of it here. Kiss do

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<v Speaker 3>it for both. Then Kiss have announced their first show

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<v Speaker 3>since retiring from touring. Ironically, this show is announced just

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<v Speaker 3>after Gene Simmons cancels his Gene Simmons Band tour seventeen

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<v Speaker 3>remaining dates on it.

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<v Speaker 2>Hmm hmm.

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<v Speaker 1>Hasn't Kiss done their final farewell forty two times.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, no, the final the end of the road tour

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<v Speaker 3>lasted remember for like five years, and then they finally

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<v Speaker 3>did do the last show at Madison Square Garden December second,

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<v Speaker 3>twenty twenty three.

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<v Speaker 2>However, they did.

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<v Speaker 3>And you have to be fair here say that was

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<v Speaker 3>the final Kiss in makeup appearance, which technically left the

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<v Speaker 3>door open for the band to perform makeup free in

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<v Speaker 3>the future. And that's exactly what they're going to do

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<v Speaker 3>at a Kiss convention in Las Vegas in November.

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<v Speaker 2>Who is gonna go watch Kiss if they're not wearing

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<v Speaker 2>the makeup Kiss Army, aren't you? Because they didn't. There's

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<v Speaker 2>a whole part of your career where they didn't wear make.

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<v Speaker 1>Us settled down, Scott, that's my old classmate who was

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<v Speaker 1>the biggest Kiss Army fan ever.

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<v Speaker 2>In case you've never heard this, we'se.

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<v Speaker 1>To sit at his dad's house because we've got all

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<v Speaker 1>smoke there, you know, seventh grade or whatever, and he'd

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<v Speaker 1>he love Kiss and he'd be kicked back in his

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<v Speaker 1>day in the recliner right next to his dad and

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<v Speaker 1>he'd be, you know, watching TV and rocking out at

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<v Speaker 1>the same time.

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<v Speaker 3>We go watching TV, rocking out the recliner, smoking with

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<v Speaker 3>all the juvenile the link wind.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we'd we'd be smoking with them, and all of

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<v Speaker 1>a sudden we go kiss sucks, dude, you'll talk about

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<v Speaker 1>kiss kiss Army, I'll kill you. I got nothing you

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<v Speaker 1>nothing could get a big dude out of recliner faster.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean either a big mac or that back to it.

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<v Speaker 2>You never talk about about Chris I'll kill you Ki.

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<v Speaker 3>Army Simmons thing. It doesn't say why his tour was canceled,

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<v Speaker 3>but I have it on pretty good knowledge as to why.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, give it to me.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, what's the most logical money whack thereof as in

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<v Speaker 3>ticket sales?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, oh for his tour? I gotcha, I gotcha.

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<v Speaker 3>And I just thought it was ironic that all of

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<v Speaker 3>a sudden, Yeah, it comes to.

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<v Speaker 1>The somebody said, how does Finland handle their homeless mud

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<v Speaker 1>mud huts? They don't have homeless. If they see somebody

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<v Speaker 1>as homeless, they take them in, put them right in

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<v Speaker 1>a hut. Remember they're nice. No, Finland doesn't have mud huts.

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<v Speaker 1>They have pristine palaces with beautiful people. The palace is

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<v Speaker 1>of Finland. Yeah, it's the mud huts. Or you know

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<v Speaker 1>the lion hunters stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, such, you poo pooed my first headline of

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<v Speaker 3>the week contender in the five thirty five Idiotology much

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<v Speaker 3>earlier this morning. I'm hoping I can rebound with this one.

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<v Speaker 3>Hold buch more to your high standards of journalism. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>I am, I'm testing. I believe I just said that

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<v Speaker 3>that was deep. I'm testing out talk to text.

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<v Speaker 1>A listener had an idea because I can never write

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<v Speaker 1>the headline of the week quick enough. Ready, Yeah, how

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<v Speaker 1>do I tell Siri to text? I never do this

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm not an Apple Dude, Dude, should I read?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes? This is what Siri.

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<v Speaker 3>Sydney Science Nerd may face jail for importing plutonium and

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<v Speaker 3>bid to collect all elements of the periodic table.

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<v Speaker 2>It worked.

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<v Speaker 3>This, I found someplace to buy plutonium on Sydney Science Nerd.

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<v Speaker 1>May face jail time for importing plutonium in bid.

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<v Speaker 3>To what collect all elements of the periodic table? Wow?

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<v Speaker 2>Goals man? Wow? And eighteen collect them all?

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<v Speaker 1>Now I lost my search, man, I gotta write it

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<v Speaker 1>old school Sydney.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Sydney, what here?

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<v Speaker 3>Let me just hand you his ham in our listeners

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<v Speaker 3>have things to do and places to be.

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<v Speaker 2>We are are