Speaker 1: A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.
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Speaker 3: That's a.
Speaker 2: That's the deal.
Speaker 3: Hey, do you know how many people. Roughly there are
Speaker 3: Earth's population Tako, Bob by chance, Yes, ballpark twenty billion?
Speaker 3: No no, no, no, no, not nearly that many. The
Speaker 3: last the last count was roughly eight point two billion
Speaker 3: ky worldwide. That's a whole although you spewed out twenty billion,
Speaker 3: if this is to believe to be believed. Researchers in
Speaker 3: Finland believe that the worldwide population estimate of eight point
Speaker 3: two billion people's way off. In fact, they think that
Speaker 3: the global population could be much more than that because
Speaker 3: they believe, according to their research, they look to data
Speaker 3: from thirty five countries that the number of people living
Speaker 3: in rural communities is undercounted by fifty three to eighty
Speaker 3: four percent.
Speaker 2: I would think that too.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's a bunch of numbers were thrown at you
Speaker 3: and all that.
Speaker 1: My first thought was those people in the mud huts
Speaker 1: that aren't getting accounted for. You know, how many how
Speaker 1: many kids they are having, because that's all there is
Speaker 1: to do in the mud hut is search for good water,
Speaker 1: bat away the flies and hump. I've seen National geographic before.
Speaker 1: I know about people with plates in their lip. It's
Speaker 1: not just so that you can have easier of feeding. Sorry,
Speaker 1: I just blacked out for a minute.
Speaker 2: In the world.
Speaker 3: In the words of the Will Ferrell, you just have
Speaker 3: this knack of really oversimplifying large groups of people.
Speaker 1: Oh I thought you were gonna say, I have this
Speaker 1: knack of painting a picture too.
Speaker 3: Look you painted that all right? Oh no, I think
Speaker 3: all of us saw the same end result. Visually they
Speaker 3: went like this, I uh, it was a car crashing.
Speaker 3: You know what I wonder, I wonder why why does
Speaker 3: Finland even give a rat's ass? How many people live
Speaker 3: in Finland? I have the answer in case you're wondering.
Speaker 3: Five point six million.
Speaker 2: And they're all super nice and very clean, just hot.
Speaker 3: We've only got five point six million people there.
Speaker 2: What are you all worried about? You got it easy.
Speaker 2: Why are they complaining?
Speaker 3: No, they're they're they're worried that there's way more people
Speaker 3: than just worry about your own country, Finland.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, man, they just said remember last week,
Speaker 1: I think we talked about it. They're the nicest country
Speaker 1: out there. Sweet people over there, the Finish are You
Speaker 1: don't even lock your car door. You know, if the
Speaker 1: mud hut creature comes on over, you can go right
Speaker 1: in there and take it. You know whatever, Man, you've
Speaker 1: got how to open up a door handle?
Speaker 3: I mean it's much less drive.
Speaker 1: Yeah out there, and hot wire in a car, stick
Speaker 1: killing lions? Yeah, what do you think you do in
Speaker 1: a mud hut village? You have to keep the lions off.
Speaker 1: They would build a moat. But again there's the water issue.
Speaker 1: But we've been solving the water problems. The US has
Speaker 1: been helping out a lot. I know, little bits and
Speaker 1: pieces about everything.
Speaker 3: No, we know you do, mm hmm, okay, just know
Speaker 3: there's probably way more than eight point two billion people.
Speaker 3: That was the main takeaway here.
Speaker 1: Okay, somebody just texted it stinky love gross, Oh god.
Speaker 2: And then the boobs statch you for days.
Speaker 1: Man, those things have had offspring more than the band.
Speaker 3: Moving right along. I was gonna save this for Rock
Speaker 3: News tomorrow, but I figured we could probably get some
Speaker 3: more play and mileage out of it here. Kiss do
Speaker 3: it for both. Then Kiss have announced their first show
Speaker 3: since retiring from touring. Ironically, this show is announced just
Speaker 3: after Gene Simmons cancels his Gene Simmons Band tour seventeen
Speaker 3: remaining dates on it.
Speaker 2: Hmm hmm.
Speaker 1: Hasn't Kiss done their final farewell forty two times.
Speaker 3: Well, no, the final the end of the road tour
Speaker 3: lasted remember for like five years, and then they finally
Speaker 3: did do the last show at Madison Square Garden December second,
Speaker 3: twenty twenty three.
Speaker 2: However, they did.
Speaker 3: And you have to be fair here say that was
Speaker 3: the final Kiss in makeup appearance, which technically left the
Speaker 3: door open for the band to perform makeup free in
Speaker 3: the future. And that's exactly what they're going to do
Speaker 3: at a Kiss convention in Las Vegas in November.
Speaker 2: Who is gonna go watch Kiss if they're not wearing
Speaker 2: the makeup Kiss Army, aren't you? Because they didn't. There's
Speaker 2: a whole part of your career where they didn't wear make.
Speaker 1: Us settled down, Scott, that's my old classmate who was
Speaker 1: the biggest Kiss Army fan ever.
Speaker 2: In case you've never heard this, we'se.
Speaker 1: To sit at his dad's house because we've got all
Speaker 1: smoke there, you know, seventh grade or whatever, and he'd
Speaker 1: he love Kiss and he'd be kicked back in his
Speaker 1: day in the recliner right next to his dad and
Speaker 1: he'd be, you know, watching TV and rocking out at
Speaker 1: the same time.
Speaker 3: We go watching TV, rocking out the recliner, smoking with
Speaker 3: all the juvenile the link wind.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'd we'd be smoking with them, and all of
Speaker 1: a sudden we go kiss sucks, dude, you'll talk about
Speaker 1: kiss kiss Army, I'll kill you. I got nothing you
Speaker 1: nothing could get a big dude out of recliner faster.
Speaker 1: I mean either a big mac or that back to it.
Speaker 2: You never talk about about Chris I'll kill you Ki.
Speaker 3: Army Simmons thing. It doesn't say why his tour was canceled,
Speaker 3: but I have it on pretty good knowledge as to why.
Speaker 2: Okay, give it to me.
Speaker 3: Well, what's the most logical money whack thereof as in
Speaker 3: ticket sales?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh for his tour? I gotcha, I gotcha.
Speaker 3: And I just thought it was ironic that all of
Speaker 3: a sudden, Yeah, it comes to.
Speaker 1: The somebody said, how does Finland handle their homeless mud
Speaker 1: mud huts? They don't have homeless. If they see somebody
Speaker 1: as homeless, they take them in, put them right in
Speaker 1: a hut. Remember they're nice. No, Finland doesn't have mud huts.
Speaker 1: They have pristine palaces with beautiful people. The palace is
Speaker 1: of Finland. Yeah, it's the mud huts. Or you know
Speaker 1: the lion hunters stuff.
Speaker 3: All right, such, you poo pooed my first headline of
Speaker 3: the week contender in the five thirty five Idiotology much
Speaker 3: earlier this morning. I'm hoping I can rebound with this one.
Speaker 3: Hold buch more to your high standards of journalism. Okay,
Speaker 3: I am, I'm testing. I believe I just said that
Speaker 3: that was deep. I'm testing out talk to text.
Speaker 1: A listener had an idea because I can never write
Speaker 1: the headline of the week quick enough. Ready, Yeah, how
Speaker 1: do I tell Siri to text? I never do this
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