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Speaker 1: Boys on Town.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to the Deadlock Podcast, episode number three hundred and fifty.

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Today we are talking about Joey Styles not being good

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enough to call backlash and people who mock God. They

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mocked God May one, two.

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Speaker 1: Thousand and six, the infamous episode where Joey Styles has

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had enough and the breaking point was the Spirit Squad.

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Speaker 2: But before we get into that, we have the Deadlock.

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Speaker 1: Updates updates on Deadlock. Of course, if you're not over

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at Patreon dot com slash Deadlock PW, then you are

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missing out on a lot. Especially you'll be missing out

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on the Deadlock Podcast after show. The show doesn't just

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stop when this podcast ends. Of course, there is a

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bit more of us hoot and holler and doing some

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things over on Patreon dot com slash Deadlock PW. That's

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in the five dollars in above tier. Of course. Last

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episode we continue our Halo Ce campaign and we went

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through the Library, which I have been told is a

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fucking infamous campaign of that game.

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Speaker 2: Yes, Library is one of the harder Halo Ce missions.

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But the next mission is Two Betrayals, which is just

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as hard.

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Speaker 1: Ah great, Ye, there's three left three before we finish that.

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Speaker 2: Yes, that's right. We have three more levels and then

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Halo ce is finished.

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Speaker 1: Wow. It'll be our first completed playthrough on the Deadlock

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can catch up on all the Halo playthroughs as well

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as everything else we've done on the after show. We're

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at like fourteen or fifteen episodes now, so that's pretty exciting,

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so go check that out. Who knows what we'll be

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doing on this week's after show. Also, in the five

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watch a match, we watch something here and there, and

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the past couple that went up are just fucking ridiculous.

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And if this doesn't excite you, I don't know what will.

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We watched the Miz versus Marty Janetty and Punisher Dice

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Man, they're both just as good as each.

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Speaker 1: Other too, and you never know what else will come up.

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And now it's time to talk about WWE Monday Night

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Raw for May first, two thousand and six.

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Speaker 2: All right, let's get into Monday Night Raw for May one,

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two thousand and six.

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Speaker 1: Do we have to?

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Speaker 2: Of course we do. Everybody was watching.

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Speaker 1: No, that can't be fucking right. There's no way that

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everybody decided to watch this episode of Raw because it

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just can't be.

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Speaker 2: It can't be. They literally tell you that the world

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is watching before the show starts.

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Speaker 1: Well, they have never lied in the wwe have they and.

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Speaker 2: They will continue not to fifty years of not lying

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of role, let's talk about what was going on in

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the world wrestling at the time with the Wrestling Observer.

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Newsletter from The Observer May one, two thousand and six,

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Melt to Rights in a shocking move designed a shake

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up World Wrestling Entertainment. Mince McMahon made a decision while

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flying to Europe on four to twenty to revive the

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EW brands, spearheading a number of changes. Okay, there's a

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lot there. First of all, one shake up WWE with ECW,

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twenty and deciding, ah, bring back ECW is very funny.

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Speaker 2: And also make sure Edge gets stripped throat.

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Speaker 1: I was on a plane with Van dam on four

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to twenty and I thought i'd bring back ECW, Why

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the fuck not? The meetings have been held the past

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few days with all different facets of the company to

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get ready to revive the brand name coming off the

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six eleven One Night Tin PIVOTEW at the Hammerstein Ballroom

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in New York. While most are assuming Joey Styles would

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become the voice of ECW and that it would lead

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to Jim Ross going back to the lead position on Raw,

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as of press time, that decision was not made and

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ECW idea it could come as early as May. Hayman

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has always been negative in the company regarding Joey Styles,

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claiming the success in EASW was because they would spend

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four or five hours to voice a one hour show,

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and Hayman heavily directed him. He warned the company about

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putting him on Raw still for authenticity. Hayman was in

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favor of him being the voice of the first One

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Night Stand, and Styles at his spectacular job with Hayman

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producing him and feeding them him many lines. Still, much

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of the Styles weekly beatdown has been because of how

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he was handed or handled. Excuse me Styles first non

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eesedit of you appearance for We at Taboo Tuesday without

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Hayman and his ear saw Styles do a great job

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is lead announcer. He was fine in the early weeks

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of all but got steadily worse as the company attempted

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to remake him and killed all of his confidence in

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the process. Taking him off Russellmandi and putting Ross in

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his place, and having it done very publicly before the

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event was a very public slap in the face. So

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if you haven't known by now, if you've clicked on

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this episode, this is the episode where we begin the

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Joey Styles you know in ECW coming back deal or

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he quits on this show. But I the one thing

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I don't I don't know if I knew. Maybe you

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had heard about it, James, I didn't realize that this Hayman,

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Joey Styles and w E thing was. I didn't realize

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Jayman didn't go to bat for him. I figured he'd

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went to back for all the EW boys.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, me too. I didn't know that either. I was

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pretty surprised seeing that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I'm there's a very good chance Mells

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Speaker 2: I have a very small sample size here, but the

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Speaker 1: No, it actually felt, like, you know, for I thought

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sense that if you're bringing ecd B back, you'd put

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this fucking dude on it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, especially if they were going off the one night

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standpay per views and all that shit. And the idea

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was we're bringing the real ECW like brand back. Sure

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there was no chance for this guy to not be

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Speaker 1: Well, Meltzer says the company idea at this point with

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you know, all the legends. I mean Roadkill was there, right,

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he's an ov dub. I don't think he really does

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much on this show, another one, especially after what he

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did at the first one night stand. I'm really surprised

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Mike Awesome didn't make his way back here at least

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for a cup of coffee with this.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that he would have been a big

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Speaker 1: Your boy just incredible makes it back.

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Speaker 2: Well, of course he was a part of the X Factor.

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Speaker 1: That's what Vince said too about the one from the

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Speaker 2: Well, of course he was part of X Factor.

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Speaker 1: Now the bald one, Albert, No.

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Speaker 2: The one that was over albert A right, all right,

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Albert That Yeah, that's fine, also bringing justin Credible.

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Speaker 1: In RH news, the ROH Versus season to be Dynamic

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in Philadelphia drew one thousand fans on April twenty second

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for the company's one hundredth show, most estimates, where the

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crowd consisted of seventy percent RH fans or in shouting

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competition for the CSONW fans. Uh. They set up the

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as when the CSONW side would chance CZW, the ROH

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fans would chance sucks. It ended with the season B

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fans channing USA and trying to come up with a

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chance the ROH fans wouldn't make fun of. That's fucking hilarious.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's good.

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Speaker 1: I don't know how it still comes off well on tape,

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die hard, So like even a glimpse, you know, fucking

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fucked a Lethal and I'm very excited if he loses.

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Speaker 2: Well, it's a fun deal, you know. It's it really

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even even if my team sucks, some thing's never changed.

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to Adam Pierce. Wasn't a huge Adam Pierce guy before that,

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and maybe not so much a few years after this,

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But Adam Pierce bled like a motherfucker for this R

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A season of feud and I will always remember that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's pretty cool.

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Speaker 1: In more, w w E News Network executive Palmer Cannon.

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Do you remember Palmer Cannon?

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Speaker 2: Palmer Cannon.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he was like he was on SmackDown and he

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was like I thought his name was Paul Murcannon, not

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Palmer space Cannon.

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Speaker 2: That can't be right. I thought it was Paul Mercannon,

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Like Cannon was his last name, Paul murkh Cannon.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, so, okay, you do at least know who

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this is. At the very least.

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Speaker 2: I only know who this is. And I only even

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remember who he is now because we talked about him.

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Speaker 1: One time, okay, and he must have.

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Speaker 2: Been I I don't. I have no idea who this is.

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idea what this is. I just remember us talking about

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Paul murcannon.

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Speaker 1: Paul mrcannon, right, okay, to tell he's his gimmick was

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he was like Cyrus. He was the network representation for

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He was being groomed too feud with the Mizz and

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he said, no, fuck that.

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with the Miz and then he quit.

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Speaker 1: Dude, I looked up palmer Cannon and you fucked me up.

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I spelled it p a U L. Dude.

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Speaker 2: I didn't even know it was Paul mr Cannon. I

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legit thought it was Paul murcannon.

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Speaker 1: He was gonna feel with the miss, and Meltzer says,

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as he was gonna feel with the miss as he

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was about the only guy the world's most annoying baby

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face probably wouldn't turn. So Meltzer doesn't seem to like

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the miss here, really shocking. I know he was riley,

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he was spent. Palmer Cannon was sent for the entire

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European tour more to serve as the babysitter for a

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deleep sing. You might know him as the great colleague,

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and he was just going to wrestle on the prelim.

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I'm assuming he was gonna transition from just the backstage

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dude to working the miz, which always goes well. A

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couple more things here from The Observer, May tenth, two

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thousand and six. A new concept in pro wrestling that

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has been talked about to Meltzer by various people in wrestling,

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Eric Bischoff and Nick Bockwinkle most notably, will be debuting

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on the indie level in July. The UCW promotion is

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building a sixty four man tournament where they would have

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matches for five straight days. All the matches will be

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ten minutes with no finishes. They would then have judges

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picked the winner based on who was the best worker

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in the match, and that person would advance.

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Speaker 2: That's a dogshit idea, like.

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Speaker 1: It's one why the fuck what is everyone's obsession with

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reinventing the wheel? Why? Like everyone can't just let wrestling

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be wrestling. Wrestling is good. We can just do wrestling.

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There's stuff you can tweak and you know, make your

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own and and do this and that. We don't have

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to turn wrestling into something else. Wrestling can just stay wrestling,

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like everyone wants a to be MMA or whatever the

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fuck this is, Like, wrestling can just stay wrestling. This

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what You're gonna put dudes against each other with the

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idea that one of them shoot advances in this tournament,

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and you think they're gonna work together.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I actually don't even know how that would go.

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I guess two thousand and six. Maybe it would be

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the dude who had the coolest move.

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Speaker 1: That fucking two thousand and six and we're coming up

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on all the coolest moves ever for the next like

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three or four years.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Like that's what I'm thinking, is it has to

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be who would do like the craziest thing, Like if

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san Jay Dutt came in and did the moon stomp

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or something, they probably fuck, he's the best worker, go ahead,

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move him.

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Speaker 1: On last thing here. Raw On May first drew a

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three point nine to six ratings, So that's the one

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we're about to talk about. Meltzer says, although the rating

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was just slightly below the recent average, the main event

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of Sina versus Kenny did a five point zero six,

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which is the highest rated raw match in probably eighteen months.

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So if you want to know where we are, James

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in wrestling, down swings or the highest of highs, we

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got a five point zero six for this main event here. Well,

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that is it for the observer. Now let's talk about

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w w E Monday Night Raw from May first, two

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thousand and six.

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Speaker 2: All right, so let's get into this raw. Of course,

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we start with everyone's favorite bumper.

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Speaker 1: Yes, sir, we promise you a great mad event tonight,

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and hell yeah, I mean classic intro. I understand shit

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has to evolve at some point, but man, this is

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a top tier to me, this bumper at the beginning,

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and then we just go into the worst shit ever.

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Speaker 2: So we have a cold open here. Vince McMahon defeated

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Shawn Michaels and God at Backlash, and he's here to celebrate.

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Speaker 1: Vince says, last time, my son Shane and I did

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what some thought would be impossible we defeated Sewn Michaels

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and God. So tonight I'm gonna do what God does

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all the time. I'm gonna take a day off. I'm

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gonna sit back and relax. And I announced five co

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general managers. They're gonna be running things here tonight. And

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they are okay. First, by the way, I was like, Okay,

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this is gonna be like just a bunch of heels.

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I figured they'll just get a bunch of shitters and like,

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each of them have an angle going on already, so

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they'll book whoever their next opponent is again somebody or

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some kind of fucking bullshit like that. I never did,

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I realize. I guess I just forgot where we were,

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because Vince introduces the fucking Spirit Squad. And the Spirit

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Squad are here, and they're an all green and they're

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fired up, and I'm looking at this and they all

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get a talking part, and I realize I don't know

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anyone here.

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Speaker 2: The Spirit Squad comes in and Vince looks up and

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he looks at all five of them. Who the hell

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are you guys? Where's the Spirit Squad?

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Speaker 1: What the fuck is that?

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Speaker 2: Wait? This is the spirits?

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Speaker 1: Okay, he points at Mitch's face. What the fuck is that?

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Speaker 2: He pulls up the paper, he puts the little glasses on,

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he looked down at it.

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Speaker 3: All right, So we have Penny Omega, Nick Bockwinkle, golf Ziggler,

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Mike Mondo.

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Speaker 2: Oh we do have Mondo. Yeah, that's good.

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Speaker 3: Uh and uh, Mitch, maybe James.

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Speaker 1: I'm not fucking joking. I had to go back and

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fix my notes entirely because I wrote, I swear I

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wrote three of these guys names were Mitch. I didn't

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fucking know which one.

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Speaker 2: Johnny possibly all right, well, you guys can run her.

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Speaker 1: Off, you got that. I no one's watching it anyway,

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I mean, he gives a funk. The world is not watching, dude.

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Speaker 2: I look these guys up, because, like you, I didn't

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know their names. I knew dog Ziggler obviously I knew,

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and Kenny I knew, oh yeah, and Kenny Dykstra. But

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I look these guys up. But apparently Mitch did MMA,

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and Okay, his first MMA match was against a young

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Derek Lewis.

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Speaker 1: Whoa and he whooped Derek Lewis as I'm sure.

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Speaker 2: No Derek Lewis beat the dog shit out of him.

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But a good note and a guy that eventually goes

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on to be a UFC legend.

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Speaker 1: That is true. You know what, James, I'm not looking

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at this. That is not only his MMA debut. That

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was the last MMA fight he ever had. He lost

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to Derek Lewis my.

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Speaker 2: TKO Grand Opening.

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Speaker 1: But Mitch did date Tory Wilson as well.

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Speaker 2: Oh we did date Tory Wilson. Yeah, I was. I

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think they opened up some sort of shop or something

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and they.

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Speaker 1: Got I see, well, you know, listen what a run right, Yeah,

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I mean real made it to TV. And then there's Johnny.

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Yeah I didn't. Again, I seriously, like in my notes

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right here, I legit have Oh man, I gotta remember

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these dudes names and faces. I think this is Mitch. Nope,

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that's Johnny. I don't know the three bitches on this team.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean they did a good job, you know,

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with like putting their names in the intro every time

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they came out, you know, try to get you familiarized

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with everybody on the back too. Yeah. Yeah, you're right, yeah,

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which is good. It helps in the in the matches

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later tonight. But still, man, good god, shitty super porky.

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The Sports Quad Super Porky. That would have been awesome.

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Speaker 1: Crazy, Oh fuck, super crazy, super.

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Speaker 2: Crazy super Porky and a young Derek.

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Speaker 4: Lewis balls My ball's high drawn, super crazy.

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Speaker 1: My balls like that one. I like that one. So yeah.

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Uh fucking Johnny says, we're here to break boundaries, just

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like we put Shawn Michaels through a table last night,

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and even though we're the tag champs tonight, we're gonna

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put the w W title on the line. What he

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fucked he fucked this up. Ah, that's not what he

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was trying to say.

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Speaker 2: Hey, when the hell did we make you tag team champions?

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Speaker 1: What a bitch? What the fuck is that?

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Speaker 2: Somebody? Get the Spirit Squad in here? Who are these guys?

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Speaker 1: Well, James, they drew Spirit straws and twenty year old

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Kenny will be going one. I want to get with

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John Cena for the WE title. How exciting is that?

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Speaker 2: I mean he's only twenty years old here, that is

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pretty nuts.

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Speaker 1: Well, Kenny says he's gonna make him proud. Vince McMahon

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and then Mitch or Johnny say, uh, you know, start

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things off right. We're gonna have a Divas tag match,

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but don't worry. They're gonna be dress up as the

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greatest performers in the world, and of course it's the

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Spirit Squad, so they will be dressed up as cheerleaders.

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And everyone's very excited about this. And so we're gonna

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have a Diva's cheerleader tag match to start the show,

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I believe, And uh, that's great.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna take the night off.

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Speaker 1: When you find the Spirit Squad, can you let them

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know to come fucking talk to me.

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Speaker 2: I don't know who the hell you guys are, but

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do what you need to do. I don't care.

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Speaker 1: So Vince is super on board with the Spirit Squad

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and they're fired up for this fucking just surely great

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episode of Raw. Listen, man, this is this is like

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they got balls. They must have all the confidence in

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the world to start the show with this fucking freak

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Vince McMahon looking at me, staring me dead in the

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eyes in this camera. Then they bring on the Spirit

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Squad and say, the Spirits Squad's on the show. I'm

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fucking watching something else tonight.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I I don't remember any of this,

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so I don't even know if I was watching. I

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don't think I was but super weird deal here. I mean,

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I think the Spirit Squad is a funny undercard deal.

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I think they have a spot here for sure. Five

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dudes you want to see just get their ass kicked.

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I mean just begging for somebody, some up and coming

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baby face on this show, like RPD or something to

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kick the dogs shit out of these guys. But I

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mean being in the main event running the show, dude,

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I mean just a little bit of an over extension.

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Speaker 1: Probably this would probably work if it wasn't the fucking

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Spirit Squad two, or if maybe they weren't the Spirit Squad,

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like they could have just had five dudes that all

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kick ass. Maybe that would have worked a little better

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for their careers.

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Speaker 2: So Joey Styles and Jerry Lawler welcome us to Columbus,

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Ohio for Raw Run by the Spirit Squad.

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Speaker 1: Yes, of course, you got to look at the guns

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and the drugs from my generation, because that's still the

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intro here it is.

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Speaker 2: Yeah with the Cane face.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Kane face is a staple of this one, as

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well as John Cena yelling. They got Stacy in this

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intro too, which is the show.

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Speaker 2: She wasn't on the show.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think she might be doing the Dancing with

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the Stars thing at this time. Oh okay, so maybe

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that's why she's on there, because she's good. Call getting

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more popular somewhere else. Oh my god, good call, Jesus Christ.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, very good call.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. We are in Columbus, Ohio. Though here, by the way,

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I wonder if Dom Gereni was here.

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Speaker 2: No, he hadn't gotten it into wrestling yet. He needed

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MGK to come through.

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Speaker 1: MGK all fucking day as they.

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Speaker 2: Say, Yeah, it shows footage of Edge versus Mick Foley

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or WrestleMania and then announces Mick Foley will be on

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the cutting Edge.

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Speaker 1: I knew you'd be excited about that.

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Speaker 2: Of course. I loved w W talk shows.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean they show recaps of this match from

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Mania twenty two. What a fucking match that was, dude,

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good lord, I know.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it is a very good match and it holds

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up still to this day. It is a fantastic match.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they went for it crazy in that one. The

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amount of people that oh, Mick Foley residuals has got

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to be a fucking shopping list to people. It's uh, it's.

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Speaker 2: Pretty grows every day.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, still to this day.

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Speaker 2: Folly.

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Speaker 1: Uh, it can still make somebody here and uh Lawler.

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So they're talking about this, you know, for the first

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time since media's gonna go face to face fully on

472
00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:17,319
the cutting edge, and Lawler says, and believe me, Cole,

473
00:24:17,599 --> 00:24:23,319
this is gonna be very explosive. Okay, okay, already fucking

474
00:24:23,440 --> 00:24:27,880
doing that and uh oh and speaking of explosive, uh,

475
00:24:27,920 --> 00:24:30,519
and fucking Tory Wilson's coming out here, and Joey Style says,

476
00:24:30,559 --> 00:24:34,640
you're gonna explode king Oh, I might hopefully not prematurely.

477
00:24:35,079 --> 00:24:40,160
Whoo hoo. Puppies fuck thankfully that's the like, that's the

478
00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:41,319
worst he gets on this show.

479
00:24:41,839 --> 00:24:44,440
Speaker 2: So we start off here with Tory Wilson with the dog,

480
00:24:46,039 --> 00:24:47,440
and the dog is dressed up too.

481
00:24:48,319 --> 00:24:52,279
Speaker 1: That's wow, I mean commitment to the act. Chloe the Dog,

482
00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:53,920
I believe that was the name of the dog. Please

483
00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:56,200
show some respect to a Hall of Famer. They did

484
00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:59,039
officially announce this, though James as a tag team diva

485
00:24:59,119 --> 00:25:01,839
cheerleader match. I don't know if the rules change at

486
00:25:01,839 --> 00:25:05,400
all for a cheerleader match, but it didn't seem like it.

487
00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:07,880
Speaker 2: No, it didn't seem like it at all.

488
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:10,559
Speaker 1: Actually, yeah, No, it was just they can put these

489
00:25:10,599 --> 00:25:12,440
in these put them on these outfits, and the heels

490
00:25:12,480 --> 00:25:14,240
agreed to be in the outfits as well.

491
00:25:14,759 --> 00:25:17,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, so Tory Wilson is teaming up with Maria here

492
00:25:18,279 --> 00:25:25,960
and they would take on Yeah, tell me all right,

493
00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:28,599
They're taking on Victoria and Mickey James.

494
00:25:29,039 --> 00:25:32,599
Speaker 1: Mickey James is the women's champion. Maria is of course

495
00:25:32,640 --> 00:25:35,440
the inventor of the kiss cam, which is her. That's

496
00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:37,160
the only accolade they say here for her when she

497
00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:39,119
comes out here. But she does have they here. She

498
00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:41,240
comes against song which you can listen to on the

499
00:25:41,319 --> 00:25:43,359
new Reckless Intent album.

500
00:25:43,640 --> 00:25:45,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, they have a few songs throughout the show that

501
00:25:45,359 --> 00:25:46,440
are on that album.

502
00:25:46,839 --> 00:25:49,839
Speaker 1: I own that album, well, I own the CD of it.

503
00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:52,400
I do remember this. I remember the well the one

504
00:25:52,599 --> 00:25:57,200
James has Homeboy on that nice it's got that, It's

505
00:25:57,200 --> 00:26:04,119
got everybody they see it's got I think on it's

506
00:26:04,160 --> 00:26:06,720
like the there's like a couple hidden tracks and I

507
00:26:06,759 --> 00:26:09,240
swear or maybe it's not a hint and one I

508
00:26:09,279 --> 00:26:12,279
know fucking there's like a song someone does like a

509
00:26:12,319 --> 00:26:14,000
cover of Walk and I was like, oh, they're gonna

510
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:16,200
give this RVD. But it does not happen.

511
00:26:16,839 --> 00:26:20,920
Speaker 2: It was supposed to be for paulmer Cannon. Oh right,

512
00:26:21,599 --> 00:26:22,440
fuddy quit.

513
00:26:23,799 --> 00:26:26,680
Speaker 1: And they said, fuck this fucking song man. Yeah.

514
00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:30,920
Speaker 2: So Trish dislocated her shoulder against Mickey at Backlash and

515
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:33,799
it shows the footage here and yeah, it look pretty bad.

516
00:26:34,559 --> 00:26:37,480
Speaker 1: I wrote, Uh yeah, Mickey Dumpstrish over the top and

517
00:26:37,480 --> 00:26:40,000
Trish discal locates her shoulder. James Darnell esk.

518
00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:45,079
Speaker 2: Yeah, mine was even more dumb, but it was kind

519
00:26:45,079 --> 00:26:46,160
of like that pretty much.

520
00:26:46,880 --> 00:26:49,000
Speaker 1: You went over the top and then instead of the

521
00:26:49,039 --> 00:26:53,480
apron dislocated, dislocation you you went right to the floor. Yeah.

522
00:26:53,519 --> 00:26:57,359
Speaker 2: I missed the apron and hit the floor and tore

523
00:26:57,440 --> 00:26:59,799
my apron. Yeah. I wish I would have just dislocated

524
00:26:59,799 --> 00:27:00,799
my old honestly.

525
00:27:01,319 --> 00:27:04,759
Speaker 1: Yeah that's right. Yeah, sure, that's uh, that's worse. That

526
00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:09,079
is worse. But you know what, Trish thankfully did not

527
00:27:09,359 --> 00:27:11,400
do all that shit. And I don't think this needs surgery.

528
00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:14,119
Speaker 2: Yeah, she didn't even miss a day. Actually, she comes

529
00:27:14,119 --> 00:27:15,039
out here for this match.

530
00:27:15,279 --> 00:27:18,000
Speaker 1: Yes. Yeah, Mickey is also fake crying as they showed

531
00:27:18,039 --> 00:27:21,000
the Trish clip on here. Mickey, Uh, Micky was great

532
00:27:21,119 --> 00:27:23,359
here in this She's you know, she was a bright

533
00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:26,400
spot of fucking you know this era she was super

534
00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:28,720
dialed into being just an asshole.

535
00:27:29,240 --> 00:27:31,559
Speaker 2: Yeah, so we start the match off here, Maria somehow

536
00:27:31,559 --> 00:27:34,599
gets the upper hand on Mickey and Victoria here hell

537
00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:37,920
yeah uh and sends them both to the corner and

538
00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:41,720
then does her popular taunt raising the roof, which of

539
00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:46,240
course makes Toy do her popular raising the roof. Of course,

540
00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:49,279
after you raise the roof, that means it's time to

541
00:27:49,279 --> 00:27:50,079
do the same face.

542
00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:53,160
Speaker 1: You have to put your ass in somebody's face if

543
00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:55,799
you raise the roof, and I mean she pulls her

544
00:27:55,880 --> 00:27:59,640
fucking shit right up her ass, uh and then does

545
00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:04,200
a bubble stinkface to Victoria and Mickey here. But that

546
00:28:04,319 --> 00:28:05,160
is not enough, is it.

547
00:28:05,880 --> 00:28:07,160
Speaker 2: She should have done the look back.

548
00:28:08,039 --> 00:28:11,480
Speaker 1: Oh, I mean, dude, savat kick into lookback would have

549
00:28:11,480 --> 00:28:14,640
been huge. They're missing some vital parts here, dude.

550
00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:16,759
Speaker 2: It would have been awesome. Yeah, wow, huge pop. I

551
00:28:16,759 --> 00:28:18,079
mean that place where they erupted.

552
00:28:19,799 --> 00:28:22,759
Speaker 1: Sadly, we only got just the ass and the face parked.

553
00:28:22,839 --> 00:28:25,240
And this is I mean a commentary. They're like, it

554
00:28:25,359 --> 00:28:29,319
just doesn't this doesn't work. This Rakeshi's gigantic, fucking, insane,

555
00:28:30,079 --> 00:28:36,960
fucking ass is why this was a bad move. Yeah,

556
00:28:37,039 --> 00:28:41,000
Like a commentary Lawler's like, oh what I should be there? Okay,

557
00:28:41,039 --> 00:28:47,359
well then who gives a fuck that? Yeah?

558
00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:51,400
Speaker 2: So after the stinkface ordeal, Maria then hits the Bronco

559
00:28:51,519 --> 00:28:52,960
buster on Mickey James.

560
00:28:53,759 --> 00:28:57,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, she does the ride a Horse taunt excessively. Haven't

561
00:28:57,880 --> 00:29:01,480
seen that one and does the Bronco and then Tory

562
00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:04,880
gut kicks Victorian does the X Factor. You're stealing all

563
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:06,400
Xbox shit, he's not even here.

564
00:29:07,119 --> 00:29:08,880
Speaker 2: I got everything I ever world?

565
00:29:10,880 --> 00:29:14,400
Speaker 1: Oh is he coming out? They heard the Vince fucked

566
00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:16,480
with X Factor heavy Bank stage and they said, oh,

567
00:29:16,519 --> 00:29:17,319
we're going for it.

568
00:29:17,680 --> 00:29:19,759
Speaker 2: So Mickey goes for a soup lex to Maria from

569
00:29:19,799 --> 00:29:22,799
the apron here into the ring, but Trish comes down

570
00:29:23,079 --> 00:29:26,680
in an arm sling. She slips Mickey's legs and Maria

571
00:29:26,759 --> 00:29:27,880
pins Mickey James.

572
00:29:28,279 --> 00:29:30,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, like this was fine. I don't know. The

573
00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:32,680
cheerleader thing was fucking stupid.

574
00:29:33,119 --> 00:29:35,839
Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean they're male cheerleaders, so I'm a little

575
00:29:35,839 --> 00:29:37,799
confused on why they wouldn't also want to have like

576
00:29:38,079 --> 00:29:40,920
one of the male teams do the cheerleader.

577
00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:42,799
Speaker 1: Match, right, Yeah, the nex match?

578
00:29:43,279 --> 00:29:46,480
Speaker 2: Why was it not spirit squad? Versus also Odd Squad

579
00:29:46,519 --> 00:29:47,640
in the cheerleader outfits.

580
00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:50,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, like they're trying to embarrass them or something. Right, Yeah,

581
00:29:50,359 --> 00:29:52,599
these are just here's four women that look really good

582
00:29:52,640 --> 00:29:53,400
in these outfits.

583
00:29:53,480 --> 00:29:56,359
Speaker 2: WHOA, yeah, they should have done the Spirit Squad versus

584
00:29:56,400 --> 00:29:58,279
the Odd Squad with a cheerleader outfit, and the Odd

585
00:29:58,319 --> 00:30:00,519
Squad wins like they put him in a cheerle you're

586
00:30:00,559 --> 00:30:02,440
off fit, and they all actually think it's cool and

587
00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:04,039
they're down with it, and then they beat them.

588
00:30:04,160 --> 00:30:05,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, they do a great job with it.

589
00:30:06,519 --> 00:30:10,160
Speaker 2: We have Spirit Squad versus Eugene gold Dust and Gene Snitsky.

590
00:30:10,279 --> 00:30:14,920
Up next, Mike Mondo is here to cut a promo.

591
00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:19,000
Speaker 1: Johnny Mickey and Mikey I believe all come out here.

592
00:30:19,039 --> 00:30:22,359
They are five Way Tag champions, free bird rule crazy

593
00:30:22,359 --> 00:30:24,119
here they're calling it the Spirits Squad rule in two

594
00:30:24,119 --> 00:30:28,519
thousand and six, Mike Mondo, Mike Mondo says, earlier tonight

595
00:30:28,559 --> 00:30:31,160
we drew spirit straws back to the fucking Spirits straws.

596
00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:32,759
And it turns out that Kenny is gonna go against

597
00:30:32,799 --> 00:30:35,480
Johnsena for the w Championships and I eight two. But

598
00:30:35,519 --> 00:30:37,759
as far as US three go, that doesn't mean, we

599
00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:40,559
want the night off. We scheduled a six man tag

600
00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:43,279
right now, that's a very baby face thing to do.

601
00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:47,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, they didn't want to do like a three on

602
00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:48,200
one match or anything.

603
00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:51,880
Speaker 1: Right, That's exactly right. That's what I was fucking gonna say.

604
00:30:51,960 --> 00:30:55,559
Like they put themselves in a totally fair situation.

605
00:30:56,359 --> 00:30:59,480
Speaker 2: Okay, that's great. Yeah, what was the deal here? So

606
00:30:59,559 --> 00:31:02,119
you have to fucking team. You got five fucking guys

607
00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:04,680
that everyone wants to see get beat up. Yeah, and

608
00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:08,240
then like we're doing them versus Eugene gold Dust and

609
00:31:08,279 --> 00:31:11,880
Jeens Snitsky and shit, Like, there's so much more like

610
00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:14,720
creative stuff you can do with these guys, and like,

611
00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:16,279
we're just not doing it.

612
00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:18,480
Speaker 1: We're not in the business of being creative at.

613
00:31:18,359 --> 00:31:21,359
Speaker 2: Two thousand and six. That's tough, man.

614
00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:23,599
Speaker 1: So Mikey says, you guys want to know why we

615
00:31:23,680 --> 00:31:26,079
did that while we booked this six man tag because

616
00:31:26,119 --> 00:31:28,079
we're the Spirit Squad.

617
00:31:28,599 --> 00:31:31,880
Speaker 2: This reminded me of fucking what were you talking about?

618
00:31:32,279 --> 00:31:34,960
Speaker 1: Uh, mister perfect, Hey man, it's me, mister Perfect, and

619
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:38,519
I'm here because I'm perfect. Dude.

620
00:31:38,519 --> 00:31:41,839
Speaker 2: You're right, it's exactly that we booked this match because

621
00:31:41,839 --> 00:31:44,960
we are the Spirit Squad and our opponents they're odd,

622
00:31:45,119 --> 00:31:46,160
they're the odd squad.

623
00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:48,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can call them the odd squad haha. And

624
00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:51,559
then mikey Mondo has the air horn, which popped me huge.

625
00:31:51,599 --> 00:31:53,920
Speaker 2: I did like that, dude. I think the airhorn is

626
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:57,160
criminally underrated. I think someone should use that all the time.

627
00:31:57,160 --> 00:31:59,160
There should be one guy that uses an airhorn all

628
00:31:59,200 --> 00:31:59,519
the time.

629
00:31:59,720 --> 00:32:03,079
Speaker 1: Yeah, like is he? I don't know how who else

630
00:32:03,160 --> 00:32:04,640
is done. Surely there's been other that done it. I

631
00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:08,079
just don't know, like other than CZW fans dresses referees

632
00:32:08,079 --> 00:32:09,279
that had the airhorn.

633
00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:12,960
Speaker 2: Which is funny, which is tremendous.

634
00:32:13,039 --> 00:32:14,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean the closest thing was Fonsie with the

635
00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:18,480
whistle right like no airporn though. So, as James said,

636
00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:20,559
we have the Spirit Squad against the Odds Squad, and

637
00:32:20,680 --> 00:32:23,400
the odd Squad come out here and it's it's fucking Eugene,

638
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:25,279
it's Nitsky and it's gold Dust and I'm like, wow,

639
00:32:25,759 --> 00:32:29,799
one insane Team two. Gold Dust is fucking always here.

640
00:32:32,079 --> 00:32:33,880
Speaker 2: Hey, gold Dust is gonna work.

641
00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:37,119
Speaker 1: Well, Just so you know, by the way, he's very

642
00:32:37,119 --> 00:32:41,279
shortly not here from WWE. I'm pretty sure he's gone

643
00:32:41,440 --> 00:32:44,240
very soon. Here, and I think that's when he goes

644
00:32:44,279 --> 00:32:45,119
to TNA.

645
00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:46,920
Speaker 2: And becomes Black Rain.

646
00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:51,440
Speaker 1: Yes, oh dude.

647
00:32:51,480 --> 00:32:54,640
Speaker 2: The odd Squad makes their entrances here and they all

648
00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:57,559
come out to Eugene's song, and I swear to God

649
00:32:57,920 --> 00:32:59,960
and I might be remembered this wrong. I feel like

650
00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:02,079
Joey Styles the first thing that came out of his

651
00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:08,400
mouth was like, well, we have this foot fetish freak here, dude, which.

652
00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:13,160
Speaker 1: One it seemed better James, because he does. He's not

653
00:33:13,279 --> 00:33:14,920
shy about it. That's the only thing I wrote about

654
00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:18,039
these entrances. Joey Styles says, well, we got this foot

655
00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:20,039
fetish freak snitsky here.

656
00:33:21,799 --> 00:33:26,799
Speaker 2: Hey, hey, manail both of us is kind of like

657
00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:29,119
weird or solidd Yeah, I fuck these guys.

658
00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:33,079
Speaker 1: Eugene's just here too, okay. By the way, we didn't mention.

659
00:33:33,200 --> 00:33:35,319
By the way, this is one night removed from Backlash.

660
00:33:35,319 --> 00:33:36,640
I don't know if we mentioned that Backlash was a

661
00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:41,200
night before this. So they're recapping Backlash a lot here tonight.

662
00:33:41,519 --> 00:33:45,920
And last time on Backlash, Eugene was in Matt Striker's classroom,

663
00:33:46,359 --> 00:33:49,200
which was of course another talk seg James on the show.

664
00:33:49,359 --> 00:33:50,799
Speaker 2: On the pay per view.

665
00:33:50,839 --> 00:33:53,039
Speaker 1: Mmmmm, yes, a schedule.

666
00:33:52,759 --> 00:33:56,400
Speaker 2: Or was a w W talking show segment on the

667
00:33:56,480 --> 00:33:57,319
pay per view.

668
00:33:57,839 --> 00:34:02,440
Speaker 1: With Matt Striker and you and Eugene pick this. Okay,

669
00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:04,240
this did get a good laugh at me, just because

670
00:34:04,240 --> 00:34:06,880
it's so fucking ridiculous. It sounds like it was like

671
00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:09,599
something we would fucking just write, or like we would

672
00:34:09,679 --> 00:34:12,800
fucking riff on the show. Eugene's in Matchwarkers classroom picking

673
00:34:12,840 --> 00:34:16,199
his nose. Matchwarker says, don't pick your nose and eat it,

674
00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:19,880
so your Eugene makes match Striker eat a booger and

675
00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:21,039
then it's one the starter.

676
00:34:25,119 --> 00:34:26,199
Speaker 2: Scammer gets scammed.

677
00:34:28,719 --> 00:34:32,119
Speaker 1: Like the fucker part was fucking fine enough. Eugene, I

678
00:34:32,159 --> 00:34:35,079
forgot that. Eugene does all the top guys moves. He

679
00:34:35,159 --> 00:34:38,880
sends with a stone called start. What the fuck is

680
00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:42,559
going on in this company? We're making Bunny here, fucker.

681
00:34:43,360 --> 00:34:46,199
Speaker 2: Two thousand and six was awesome, man Like, there was

682
00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:50,079
so much cool shit going on and man like, what

683
00:34:50,119 --> 00:34:52,880
a what a great fucking year to exist, man Like,

684
00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:56,880
y'all want to play runskape for nothing? Like really, really.

685
00:34:56,800 --> 00:35:02,400
Speaker 1: We're watching snitsky bitch, Like, really, guys, you don't.

686
00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:04,800
Speaker 2: Like warld warcraft, have that Bernie Crusade's coming out around

687
00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:05,079
this point.

688
00:35:05,119 --> 00:35:07,760
Speaker 1: You don't play that, No, come on, we got Raw

689
00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:09,599
is on. I mean, like we don't have time to

690
00:35:09,639 --> 00:35:11,800
watch the fucking I don't know what else was out there,

691
00:35:12,039 --> 00:35:16,440
what other games? Here's a war Twilight, Princess Bullieve.

692
00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:27,519
Speaker 5: Yeah, wow, dumb, we gotta find Maria dom now, fucking

693
00:35:27,559 --> 00:35:28,000
turn that off.

694
00:35:28,039 --> 00:35:29,480
Speaker 1: I gotta see the gold Dust match.

695
00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:38,119
Speaker 5: Snitzky's got a foot, fetish, domb, Dumb, gold Dust is

696
00:35:38,119 --> 00:35:38,599
on Raw.

697
00:35:41,320 --> 00:35:42,000
Speaker 2: Who's teaming with.

698
00:35:45,519 --> 00:35:48,559
Speaker 5: Domb the pushing candy from the Spear squad?

699
00:35:49,360 --> 00:35:55,880
Speaker 1: No not Kenny Omega Dog. By the way, Snitsky and

700
00:35:55,920 --> 00:35:58,559
gold Dust are like I have been teeming for a

701
00:35:58,599 --> 00:36:01,280
little bit here on heat have come to understand, dear.

702
00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:03,800
So that's why they have this special handshake at the beginning.

703
00:36:04,880 --> 00:36:10,760
Speaker 3: Oh I didn't even notice a special handshake.

704
00:36:10,880 --> 00:36:13,519
Speaker 1: Yeah, they did a little little handshake at the start

705
00:36:13,519 --> 00:36:15,400
here is because just to show that they're boys. And

706
00:36:15,400 --> 00:36:16,840
then they fired gold Dust because.

707
00:36:16,599 --> 00:36:20,360
Speaker 2: Of it, gold Dust in Eugene gold Dust and Snitsky

708
00:36:21,559 --> 00:36:24,119
oh okay, even had something to do with the foot.

709
00:36:24,559 --> 00:36:26,599
Speaker 1: No, sadly it was not. It was not to do

710
00:36:26,679 --> 00:36:33,519
with the foot, just kind of little finger. Uh you

711
00:36:33,519 --> 00:36:34,440
can visualize that.

712
00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:39,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, very rocket power asking.

713
00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:41,320
Speaker 1: I yeah, that's exactly what it was. Actually.

714
00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:47,800
Speaker 2: So Mikey starts off with gold Dust and after a

715
00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:50,000
few arm drags go Dust decides he doesn't want to

716
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:51,360
wrestle at all on this match anymore.

717
00:36:52,159 --> 00:36:56,719
Speaker 1: Dude. Something definitely goes wrong here, right, Like gold Dust

718
00:36:56,800 --> 00:36:58,559
was supposed to come back in this match.

719
00:36:59,119 --> 00:37:01,719
Speaker 2: He just didn't want to, you know, That's what they

720
00:37:01,719 --> 00:37:04,440
were doing earlier. It is like a little case fab

721
00:37:04,599 --> 00:37:09,079
sign there, you know. Ah, So we go backstage here

722
00:37:09,199 --> 00:37:12,880
during the match, Candace Michelle is here with Vince McMahon

723
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:15,639
and she gives Vince a drink and cuddles up with

724
00:37:15,719 --> 00:37:19,079
them to watch Spirit Squad versus Eugene gold Dust and

725
00:37:19,159 --> 00:37:19,920
Jean Snitzky.

726
00:37:20,199 --> 00:37:22,000
Speaker 1: Vince is there with a big smile on his face.

727
00:37:22,039 --> 00:37:24,400
There's no fucking chance he was watching this. He was

728
00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:27,840
watching something entirely different. He's watching goddamn I mean, has

729
00:37:28,039 --> 00:37:32,679
justin TV started yet. He's watching his stream. He's watching

730
00:37:32,679 --> 00:37:35,599
a man versus game. He's not fucking with the Spirit Squad.

731
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:40,679
Speaker 2: He's on that G four TV. He's watching X play.

732
00:37:40,920 --> 00:37:43,039
Speaker 1: No, no one's ever sat there with a big smile

733
00:37:43,079 --> 00:37:45,079
on their face watching his Spirit Squad six man.

734
00:37:46,480 --> 00:37:48,519
Speaker 2: Yeah, he didn't even leave. What the hell he said,

735
00:37:48,559 --> 00:37:50,119
you're gonna take the night off, get out of here.

736
00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:53,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, with the fly he's the night off, is relaxing backstage,

737
00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:56,039
and now he's got a drink with Candace Michelle.

738
00:37:57,000 --> 00:38:00,639
Speaker 2: Commentary informs us that Spirit Squad beat Big Show in

739
00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:05,159
Caine for the tag titles, which sounds fucking insane.

740
00:38:06,119 --> 00:38:08,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I'm assuming it was something to do with one,

741
00:38:08,559 --> 00:38:13,599
there's fucking there's five of them, Jesus two. Uh, they're

742
00:38:13,639 --> 00:38:16,519
doing like the cane fucking May nineteenth shit. So he

743
00:38:16,559 --> 00:38:18,880
probably just lost his mind and hit Big Show with

744
00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:19,880
a joke slam or some shit.

745
00:38:20,519 --> 00:38:24,280
Speaker 2: Well, Mikey comes in and starts throwing cross faced lines

746
00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:27,360
to Eugene so hard that Eugene has to actually cover up,

747
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:30,000
and then he locks into Cobra clutch.

748
00:38:30,519 --> 00:38:32,599
Speaker 1: Dude, I thought that was awesome. He was really giving

749
00:38:32,639 --> 00:38:33,280
it to him too.

750
00:38:34,280 --> 00:38:36,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, if Mikey got fifteen more seconds, so

751
00:38:36,519 --> 00:38:38,440
he was going to hit a tiger driver on his gay.

752
00:38:40,719 --> 00:38:43,840
Speaker 1: He's saying that for his rh TV title run Well

753
00:38:43,880 --> 00:38:50,599
the foot Fetish Freak jeen sniff, that's right. I mean like,

754
00:38:51,440 --> 00:38:52,159
what does.

755
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:54,920
Speaker 2: That have to do with this guy's like anything at all?

756
00:38:55,039 --> 00:38:58,840
What is what is what is happening here? They must

757
00:38:58,840 --> 00:39:00,880
have ribbed him, they must have found he likes he

758
00:39:01,039 --> 00:39:03,239
likes feet, and they were like, that's your on screen deal,

759
00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:04,480
Like that has to be your on.

760
00:39:04,480 --> 00:39:09,519
Speaker 1: Screen that's one hundred what happened, yeah, because like it

761
00:39:09,559 --> 00:39:13,280
doesn't change anything about his character, Like nothing nothing here

762
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:14,679
is about feet.

763
00:39:14,719 --> 00:39:18,000
Speaker 2: He doesn't like stop and look at feet, He doesn't

764
00:39:18,079 --> 00:39:21,239
like do anything. Anytime ge Stinsky comes in, the only

765
00:39:21,280 --> 00:39:24,559
thing that happens is they say, wow, look at that freak.

766
00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:26,519
Speaker 1: No one even try to taunt him with the feet,

767
00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:28,559
like someone has a really nice foot. They take their

768
00:39:28,559 --> 00:39:34,639
boot off and he's like, whoa, he's Stacy Keeler apron spot.

769
00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:37,599
Speaker 2: I'm sure that happens on heat or something. I'm just like,

770
00:39:38,159 --> 00:39:41,159
I'm just trying to understand, Like did they just keep

771
00:39:41,199 --> 00:39:43,639
this guy around? And just like anytime they came up

772
00:39:43,679 --> 00:39:45,960
with the world's worst gimmick, they were like, let's just

773
00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:48,559
see if Snitsky will do it, And every time he

774
00:39:48,599 --> 00:39:52,360
said yes, because he goes from this character where he's

775
00:39:52,480 --> 00:39:55,639
the foot fetish freak. I mean, that's his deal and

776
00:39:55,679 --> 00:39:58,119
then he goes into the new gimmick of I Am

777
00:39:58,159 --> 00:40:02,480
the ugliest man alive. They rub butter on his face, dude. Yeah,

778
00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:05,000
and they like got him to actually get acne.

779
00:40:04,559 --> 00:40:07,119
Speaker 1: And shit yeah, and his teeth up.

780
00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:08,880
Speaker 2: Yeah.

781
00:40:09,079 --> 00:40:12,239
Speaker 1: Yeah. He was there for a minute because of it.

782
00:40:12,679 --> 00:40:15,719
Speaker 2: Just for the one h d bit and then never again.

783
00:40:16,039 --> 00:40:19,039
Speaker 1: Right dud, that was all his for him then tirely Yeah.

784
00:40:19,119 --> 00:40:22,360
He uh, I mean he comes in here, he's a

785
00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:23,000
house of fire.

786
00:40:23,039 --> 00:40:26,360
Speaker 2: He's hitting all the big moves. Yeah, he comes in

787
00:40:26,679 --> 00:40:30,360
for like ten seconds and Jerry Lawler says, what does

788
00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:38,920
he smell feet or something? Holy shit? Yeah, So the

789
00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:41,920
foot fetish freak Gene Snitsky comes in. Jerry Lawler says,

790
00:40:41,920 --> 00:40:44,320
what does he smell? Feet or something? And then Eugene

791
00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:48,639
hits the rock bottom for a double down, just one

792
00:40:49,360 --> 00:40:58,719
Holy fucking shit, dude, They say, Eugene just hit the rock.

793
00:41:02,880 --> 00:41:07,599
Speaker 1: This this guy like fucking feet. Well, look at that

794
00:41:07,760 --> 00:41:11,960
freak over there you do with the rock bottom? Oh,

795
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:17,239
here's his fucking freak friend. Does Snitsky get hurt here?

796
00:41:17,280 --> 00:41:19,559
Speaker 2: By the way, I have no idea.

797
00:41:19,639 --> 00:41:23,440
Speaker 1: Snitsky like kills Dolf Ziggler with a running big boot

798
00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:26,440
and then he's like, they're Gene up for a tag,

799
00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:30,400
and Sninsky is definitely supposed to tag gold Dust. He

800
00:41:30,559 --> 00:41:33,559
just kind of shittily tags Eugene and then rolls out.

801
00:41:33,880 --> 00:41:36,480
Speaker 2: Well he should have done is double stack this triple

802
00:41:36,480 --> 00:41:38,880
stack this bear squad in the corner and then raised

803
00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:44,559
the roof and then shoved his as their faces.

804
00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:58,880
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what's true? This fucking guy he's doing

805
00:41:58,880 --> 00:42:01,760
the longer stands up on the waving at the fucking ring.

806
00:42:01,880 --> 00:42:07,119
I fucking stop it. You're disgusting.

807
00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:10,960
Speaker 2: You like feet oh my sons.

808
00:42:10,719 --> 00:42:21,559
Speaker 1: For just in the middle of the bets me k you,

809
00:42:28,119 --> 00:42:36,159
Oh my god, sit back do Yeah.

810
00:42:36,199 --> 00:42:43,119
Speaker 2: So Eugene goes for the stone called stunner here. Okay, right,

811
00:42:43,760 --> 00:42:46,639
but Johnny hits the Johnny go Round kick on Eugene

812
00:42:46,639 --> 00:42:47,559
and picks up the wind.

813
00:42:48,360 --> 00:42:53,079
Speaker 1: One great name, two great moves, the fucking trouble Paradise. Yeah.

814
00:42:53,239 --> 00:42:55,960
Speaker 2: My favorite thing about this team is the taunt spamming

815
00:42:56,039 --> 00:42:57,679
they do. And they didn't do it.

816
00:42:58,280 --> 00:43:02,599
Speaker 1: No, they didn't because this dude, okay even stranger. They

817
00:43:02,639 --> 00:43:05,280
didn't really cheat to win here at all. They kind

818
00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:08,559
of just kicked Snitsky gold Dust and Eugene's s and one.

819
00:43:09,599 --> 00:43:12,079
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying, Like, what's going on here? Like,

820
00:43:12,960 --> 00:43:14,599
I feel like there was so much more to do

821
00:43:14,639 --> 00:43:15,760
with this than they did.

822
00:43:16,239 --> 00:43:18,599
Speaker 1: Dude, he hits a Johnny go around, Nicky and Mikey

823
00:43:18,760 --> 00:43:22,199
running shotgun drop kick two styles Snitzky because they hate

824
00:43:22,280 --> 00:43:24,559
him and to cut him off for breaking up the

825
00:43:24,559 --> 00:43:28,000
pin Spirits Squad not only win, then the faces go

826
00:43:28,119 --> 00:43:30,880
up the ramp and the Spirits Squad stand tall in

827
00:43:30,920 --> 00:43:32,960
the ring challenging him to come back for more.

828
00:43:34,119 --> 00:43:36,559
Speaker 2: I was waiting for Mike Mondo to do the taut

829
00:43:36,599 --> 00:43:36,880
with the.

830
00:43:36,880 --> 00:43:40,639
Speaker 1: Hands, dude, Yes, yes, that's fucking.

831
00:43:40,480 --> 00:43:43,519
Speaker 2: He's like throwing his feet back and ship. Yeah, get

832
00:43:43,519 --> 00:43:45,760
another guy out here to scratch his ass on the match.

833
00:43:46,559 --> 00:43:48,280
Speaker 1: Is that Mikey or Mitch that does it?

834
00:43:48,400 --> 00:43:51,000
Speaker 2: Or Johnny maybe Mitch, I don't know. Somebody come out

835
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:52,000
here and scratch her ass in.

836
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:54,800
Speaker 1: The matt Now do the monkey assue fucking tar.

837
00:43:57,920 --> 00:44:00,639
Speaker 2: Mike Monda, do the deal man.

838
00:44:00,599 --> 00:44:04,280
Speaker 1: Fucking Dolf Ziggler, get a clue? Why not?

839
00:44:04,960 --> 00:44:05,159
Speaker 2: Yeah?

840
00:44:05,360 --> 00:44:08,719
Speaker 1: Figure it out? Yeah, dude, why the fuck are the

841
00:44:08,760 --> 00:44:10,880
Spirits squad? Like, Okay, I get it, that's the odd

842
00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:14,400
squad whatever, but shit, man, like Goldas has been here

843
00:44:14,440 --> 00:44:17,039
fucking twenty years. The Spirits Quad kick their ass and

844
00:44:17,159 --> 00:44:18,960
stand tall. Not even shitty.

845
00:44:19,639 --> 00:44:22,239
Speaker 2: Gold Dust is a multi time champion of this fucking

846
00:44:22,599 --> 00:44:25,400
yeah man, he's a world champion of all of us.

847
00:44:27,199 --> 00:44:29,280
Speaker 1: Eugene does all the top guy moves, so he's probably

848
00:44:29,320 --> 00:44:31,480
a top guy. And we fucking hate.

849
00:44:33,440 --> 00:44:38,800
Speaker 2: This guy likes feet. It's a formal team.

850
00:44:39,079 --> 00:44:41,920
Speaker 1: Yeah man, it's ridiculous. I don't know. The show is

851
00:44:41,960 --> 00:44:42,760
all over the place.

852
00:44:43,639 --> 00:44:46,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like they had some pieces here. It

853
00:44:46,559 --> 00:44:47,480
was just one of those weeks.

854
00:44:47,480 --> 00:44:47,679
Speaker 1: Man.

855
00:44:50,920 --> 00:44:54,800
Speaker 2: Well, during the commercial break, Maria steals the Great Colleagues gimmick,

856
00:44:59,400 --> 00:45:03,480
It does the yes cam and uh, Mickey James attacks

857
00:45:03,519 --> 00:45:06,119
her because there's no disrespect to the Great Collie in

858
00:45:06,159 --> 00:45:07,760
this comedy. No, of course not.

859
00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:11,360
Speaker 1: You weren't watching WWE dot com Unlimited. Like you couldn't.

860
00:45:11,679 --> 00:45:14,039
You had enough of raw that you didn't want to

861
00:45:14,079 --> 00:45:16,159
tune in to w dot com to see what happened

862
00:45:16,239 --> 00:45:17,079
during the commercials.

863
00:45:17,920 --> 00:45:22,599
Speaker 2: I was playing the Elder Scrolls for oblivion. Uh like

864
00:45:22,800 --> 00:45:24,559
most normal people probably.

865
00:45:24,760 --> 00:45:28,800
Speaker 1: No all of everyone. We yes, we were watching w

866
00:45:28,840 --> 00:45:29,880
W dot Com Unlimited.

867
00:45:30,280 --> 00:45:34,639
Speaker 2: I yes, I was playing the Elder Crolls for oblivion you. Yes,

868
00:45:34,719 --> 00:45:38,519
you were watching the foot Fetish Freaks. You can get

869
00:45:38,599 --> 00:45:41,920
on your phone and you were playing my phone in

870
00:45:42,039 --> 00:45:46,960
two thousand six. Holy shit, I'm downloading JPEGs takes an hour.

871
00:45:49,559 --> 00:45:50,679
What am I downloading?

872
00:45:53,840 --> 00:45:56,599
Speaker 1: You're watching the stream. I'm unlimited.

873
00:45:57,239 --> 00:45:59,679
Speaker 2: I can get fifteen minutes of the internet for twenty

874
00:45:59,800 --> 00:46:01,000
nine ninety nine.

875
00:46:01,719 --> 00:46:03,320
Speaker 1: And you want to watch the kiss cam.

876
00:46:03,519 --> 00:46:06,360
Speaker 2: Holy shit, I can get Equity Hunger Force videos. Sit

877
00:46:06,440 --> 00:46:08,079
to me, it takes forty five minutes to get my

878
00:46:08,280 --> 00:46:10,280
to my phone. It's four minutes long, and I can't

879
00:46:10,320 --> 00:46:11,599
understand what beat Watts saying.

880
00:46:12,079 --> 00:46:13,920
Speaker 1: I'm spending the rest of my night getting John and

881
00:46:13,960 --> 00:46:14,840
Michael's wallpaper.

882
00:46:15,480 --> 00:46:19,519
Speaker 2: I'm getting SNS spammed. I'm getting fucked over here. This

883
00:46:19,639 --> 00:46:20,440
costs me money.

884
00:46:20,679 --> 00:46:22,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, see, you're getting Asky Cox said to you, I'll

885
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:24,440
watch it common limited.

886
00:46:24,519 --> 00:46:27,800
Speaker 2: Fuck you. I'm waiting until nine pm to make calls. Yes,

887
00:46:27,880 --> 00:46:30,360
that's right. In two thousand and six, this was still Thank.

888
00:46:30,360 --> 00:46:32,199
Speaker 1: God I forgot about that. Wow.

889
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:34,000
Speaker 2: Yeah that's right.

890
00:46:34,480 --> 00:46:36,480
Speaker 1: Wow, that's fucking crazy.

891
00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:38,519
Speaker 2: I gotta wait until the raw Zone comes on.

892
00:46:39,519 --> 00:46:44,559
Speaker 1: It's common to make a fuck call. Yeah, Mickey hits

893
00:46:44,559 --> 00:46:48,960
her fucking leaping DDTV Mickey DT. They really didn't dial

894
00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:49,599
that name in here.

895
00:46:49,679 --> 00:46:50,119
Speaker 2: Huh.

896
00:46:50,480 --> 00:46:52,239
Speaker 1: We're gonna takes this DDT pretty well though, I give

897
00:46:52,280 --> 00:46:52,559
her that.

898
00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:55,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, it looked good. I think it did look good. Yeah.

899
00:46:55,360 --> 00:46:57,559
Speaker 1: If you were watching about common Limit and instead of

900
00:46:57,559 --> 00:46:59,199
being some Gerbrodi Mark, you would have fucking sawd this.

901
00:47:00,440 --> 00:47:02,000
Speaker 2: Yeah all right, well you call Halo too. We'll see

902
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:04,920
what you think when I put you down fifteen and

903
00:47:04,960 --> 00:47:07,119
oh on Warlock singles. You know, let's see what it

904
00:47:07,119 --> 00:47:07,840
really goes down.

905
00:47:08,440 --> 00:47:11,599
Speaker 1: What's something done? Watching row for all of it that,

906
00:47:11,719 --> 00:47:12,519
I'll consider it.

907
00:47:12,880 --> 00:47:14,559
Speaker 2: Don't make a call to my home either, I'll knock

908
00:47:14,559 --> 00:47:19,880
me out the air innet. We go backstage. Eugene is

909
00:47:19,960 --> 00:47:22,559
back here. He gets asked how he feels about losing

910
00:47:22,599 --> 00:47:25,519
to the Spirit Squad and he says, well, it doesn't

911
00:47:25,519 --> 00:47:26,960
feel very good. Yeah.

912
00:47:27,119 --> 00:47:29,159
Speaker 1: Todd Grisham is here to interview him, and he says

913
00:47:29,159 --> 00:47:31,199
the Spirit Squad insisted I ask you how it felt

914
00:47:31,239 --> 00:47:33,960
to lose, and Eugene said, well, it didn't feel very good.

915
00:47:34,519 --> 00:47:36,519
If there's one thing my uncle Eric Bischoff wanted me

916
00:47:36,559 --> 00:47:40,000
to remember, it was to never quit. Oh wait, no wait,

917
00:47:40,119 --> 00:47:42,639
uncle Eric wanted me to quit every day. Uncle Eric

918
00:47:42,719 --> 00:47:44,800
was a jerk. He turns into the camera, he looks

919
00:47:44,840 --> 00:47:47,679
right in the camera. He gets my butt, Uncle Eric.

920
00:47:48,880 --> 00:47:52,400
At least I still have a job. He does the

921
00:47:52,559 --> 00:47:53,679
junkyard dog taunt.

922
00:47:55,199 --> 00:47:58,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, so he just fucking hits him with a book. Huh, dude.

923
00:47:58,840 --> 00:48:01,239
Speaker 1: Mattreger runs in an violates him with a big ass

924
00:48:01,280 --> 00:48:04,000
dictionary and then he tells him to look the word

925
00:48:04,079 --> 00:48:07,000
up in the dictionary. They should have had Matt Striker

926
00:48:07,079 --> 00:48:09,199
doing concerto with two dictionaries.

927
00:48:10,559 --> 00:48:12,679
Speaker 2: I had to pause for a second after this segment,

928
00:48:12,760 --> 00:48:15,440
by the way, and just like take a breather. Oh,

929
00:48:16,599 --> 00:48:22,079
because like every ounce of my fucking being, Like I

930
00:48:22,159 --> 00:48:23,719
knew I had to watch this for the show and

931
00:48:23,760 --> 00:48:25,840
write notes and all that shit, of course, but I

932
00:48:25,920 --> 00:48:29,079
had to fight against my better judgment of just closing

933
00:48:29,199 --> 00:48:34,360
the show out because it pissed me off so fucking bad.

934
00:48:36,480 --> 00:48:40,280
Speaker 1: Like I cannot believe that, Like I.

935
00:48:40,480 --> 00:48:44,519
Speaker 2: Just watched a segment with Matt Striker hitting Eugene with

936
00:48:44,639 --> 00:48:47,280
a book and that's the big angle and they're doing

937
00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:48,519
something with this on the show.

938
00:48:48,760 --> 00:48:52,280
Speaker 1: Dude, this started at a pay per view, Like this

939
00:48:52,480 --> 00:48:55,880
is an ongoing angle match. Striker at his books.

940
00:48:56,280 --> 00:48:59,039
Speaker 2: It angered me to see this and I had to

941
00:48:59,119 --> 00:49:00,599
dial it back in to lock in.

942
00:49:01,039 --> 00:49:04,159
Speaker 1: I appreciate that, buddy. Yeah, of course that's very nice

943
00:49:04,159 --> 00:49:06,239
to you, because like, yeah, you you could have just

944
00:49:06,320 --> 00:49:08,679
messaged me and said no more like and I would

945
00:49:08,719 --> 00:49:12,159
have understood, like that happens, right, There's sometimes we could

946
00:49:12,360 --> 00:49:14,079
throw a flag on the play on in some episodes.

947
00:49:14,159 --> 00:49:16,360
Speaker 2: Sometimes it's just not worth it. I had to stand

948
00:49:16,480 --> 00:49:18,320
up and take a breathe. I started shadowed box in

949
00:49:18,400 --> 00:49:23,679
our room. I said, I'm like that. I'm like that,

950
00:49:23,880 --> 00:49:25,840
I'm gonna sit back down. I'm ana finish the show.

951
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:32,760
Speaker 1: I could do it. I could do it. I got this, Well,

952
00:49:32,840 --> 00:49:34,719
what a mistake. You should have just fucking messaged me

953
00:49:34,760 --> 00:49:35,840
and said let's not do this one.

954
00:49:36,519 --> 00:49:39,159
Speaker 2: So we get a segment here where WWE twenty four

955
00:49:39,159 --> 00:49:41,559
to seven presents this week in wrestling history.

956
00:49:42,079 --> 00:49:45,079
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm guessing that we're doing this often. And then

957
00:49:45,199 --> 00:49:48,000
this was like the Vince being an asshole version of it,

958
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:49,760
because it's Vince doing a voice over here and it's

959
00:49:49,840 --> 00:49:53,280
Vince narrating over the match that they just had a

960
00:49:53,320 --> 00:49:56,960
backlash last night where it was Vince and Shane taking

961
00:49:57,039 --> 00:49:59,840
on Shawn Michaels and God and Vince says on April

962
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:03,000
already twousand and six, Vincent Kenny McMahon and the product

963
00:50:03,079 --> 00:50:05,440
of his Seamen Shane McMahon did.

964
00:50:05,480 --> 00:50:08,119
Speaker 2: He was really into that at the time. I remember

965
00:50:08,199 --> 00:50:08,760
this phrase.

966
00:50:09,400 --> 00:50:13,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, the Seman thing. Mm hmmm, yeah, yeah, that was well, yeah,

967
00:50:13,280 --> 00:50:15,800
of course it was. Of course it was. He said,

968
00:50:15,880 --> 00:50:18,199
we faced one of our greatest oh sorry, faced one

969
00:50:18,320 --> 00:50:20,360
of their greatest trials when they chung Shaw Michaels and

970
00:50:20,400 --> 00:50:24,639
his Savior and tag team partner God. So they show

971
00:50:24,719 --> 00:50:28,159
some spots here from the match, one involving Sean doing

972
00:50:28,199 --> 00:50:30,440
a running crossbody off the stage to Vince. That was

973
00:50:30,519 --> 00:50:31,440
fucking pretty crazy.

974
00:50:31,840 --> 00:50:34,519
Speaker 2: I gotta say, in a million years, I never thought

975
00:50:34,519 --> 00:50:37,159
I would hear the phrase the passion of mcmahonism would

976
00:50:37,199 --> 00:50:40,840
not be denied. I literally cannot believe I just heard

977
00:50:40,880 --> 00:50:44,000
the phrase mcmahonism. It should not be a phrase. Actually

978
00:50:44,079 --> 00:50:46,079
that I said, insane.

979
00:50:46,519 --> 00:50:49,159
Speaker 1: Yeah. Uh. They do a spot here where Sean is

980
00:50:49,239 --> 00:50:51,159
on top of a ladder and Shane and Vince are

981
00:50:51,320 --> 00:50:53,960
on two tables and He's gonna elbow drop them, presumably.

982
00:50:54,079 --> 00:50:56,760
But the Spirit Squad, if you didn't get enough the

983
00:50:56,840 --> 00:50:58,920
Spirit squad come out here and Sean jumps on all

984
00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:01,320
of them. Well, then Spirits squad kick the shit out

985
00:51:01,360 --> 00:51:03,719
of Sean, and this part's cool. At least they hit

986
00:51:03,760 --> 00:51:05,840
their finish on Sewan through a table, which if you

987
00:51:05,880 --> 00:51:08,440
haven't seen the Spirits Squad finish, o oh boy, is

988
00:51:08,480 --> 00:51:12,000
this thing fucking insane. It's everyone in the group grabs

989
00:51:12,079 --> 00:51:15,119
one of Sean's limbs and they throw him as high

990
00:51:15,119 --> 00:51:17,840
as possible in the air to throw him through a table.

991
00:51:18,199 --> 00:51:21,159
Speaker 2: Dude, I love this. Also, they launch Sean Michael's about

992
00:51:21,199 --> 00:51:23,320
five hundred feet in the fucking ear. I mean they

993
00:51:23,480 --> 00:51:26,000
legit about lose him in the lights. There's only one

994
00:51:26,079 --> 00:51:28,440
guy holding like the bare end of his foot by

995
00:51:28,440 --> 00:51:29,760
the end of this, so he doesn't get lost.

996
00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:33,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, fuck dude, Like he he goes flying and this

997
00:51:33,480 --> 00:51:36,519
table breaks into a million pieces, Like this is sick.

998
00:51:37,119 --> 00:51:37,960
Speaker 2: It looked awesome.

999
00:51:38,039 --> 00:51:38,159
Speaker 1: Man.

1000
00:51:38,199 --> 00:51:40,559
Speaker 2: I would have launched Sean Michaels through that fucking table

1001
00:51:40,679 --> 00:51:42,519
like that, and then I would have dragged my ass

1002
00:51:42,599 --> 00:51:44,679
on the ground on the arms taun.

1003
00:51:46,039 --> 00:51:48,920
Speaker 1: Like get some heat.

1004
00:51:51,039 --> 00:51:53,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, do the dog dragging their ass around the ring

1005
00:51:54,039 --> 00:51:56,760
on Sean Michael's just going to circle around to everyone.

1006
00:51:56,480 --> 00:51:59,480
Speaker 1: Else is doing the fucking crazy gorilla. Dan said, this

1007
00:51:59,559 --> 00:52:01,119
fucking one, dud. Dudes, Yeah, let him rip.

1008
00:52:01,440 --> 00:52:05,079
Speaker 2: Do Eugene's pissing on you top like go crazy in there, guys.

1009
00:52:05,360 --> 00:52:07,559
Speaker 1: Blow an airhorn in his face, give like get him

1010
00:52:07,559 --> 00:52:09,400
it to him, Like how many chances you're gonna get?

1011
00:52:09,719 --> 00:52:12,280
They should have did they easily with how high they

1012
00:52:12,360 --> 00:52:14,519
got him, They could have thrown him up by all

1013
00:52:14,559 --> 00:52:16,280
of his limbs and launched him out of the ring

1014
00:52:16,360 --> 00:52:17,320
through the announced table.

1015
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:22,039
Speaker 2: Dude, I mean it is so high. I couldn't believe it.

1016
00:52:22,039 --> 00:52:24,159
I've seen this move a few times, but man, they

1017
00:52:24,320 --> 00:52:27,719
really do launch Sean like super in the air there.

1018
00:52:28,199 --> 00:52:30,360
Speaker 1: Good for him for taking it too. I imagine it's

1019
00:52:30,400 --> 00:52:32,000
the last time he ever took it as well.

1020
00:52:34,599 --> 00:52:37,800
Speaker 2: I guess we'll see. Yeah. Sure we go backstage the

1021
00:52:37,840 --> 00:52:40,079
Big Three of two thousand and six raw back here

1022
00:52:40,159 --> 00:52:43,840
watching the monitor, we have sewn Michael's Big Show and

1023
00:52:44,119 --> 00:52:45,239
Charlie Haass.

1024
00:52:45,639 --> 00:52:51,320
Speaker 1: What what the fuck is dude? I swore I was like, Okay,

1025
00:52:51,400 --> 00:52:54,519
Charlie Hoskins is ass kicked here or something happens? No,

1026
00:52:55,079 --> 00:52:57,880
this is the new Click Big Shows. Seawn Michaels and

1027
00:52:58,039 --> 00:53:00,400
Charlie os they're here holding court in the locker room

1028
00:53:00,719 --> 00:53:02,320
watching w Unlimited.

1029
00:53:02,360 --> 00:53:02,719
Speaker 2: Of course.

1030
00:53:03,400 --> 00:53:03,559
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1031
00:53:03,639 --> 00:53:05,679
Speaker 2: The Spirits squad come in and they tell hb K

1032
00:53:05,800 --> 00:53:08,280
they'll be the special guest referee for the next match,

1033
00:53:09,280 --> 00:53:12,679
which is Rob Conway versus Kane.

1034
00:53:15,159 --> 00:53:22,760
Speaker 1: Like you guys, right, Okay, Mitch doing the Chris Danger

1035
00:53:23,079 --> 00:53:28,199
guy fucking six times. And the more I watched, I said, wow,

1036
00:53:28,320 --> 00:53:39,119
this is Chris Chris on the so yeah, as you say,

1037
00:53:39,159 --> 00:53:42,079
they they well they Mitch goes leave. He says one

1038
00:53:42,119 --> 00:53:44,199
more thing, you got your own referee shirt, and he

1039
00:53:44,239 --> 00:53:46,840
hands them a yellow shirt and all over it in

1040
00:53:46,920 --> 00:53:51,480
different sized text and fonts says May nineteenth. And I realized, Oh,

1041
00:53:52,480 --> 00:53:55,519
that's that's why this is going on. I see we're

1042
00:53:55,599 --> 00:53:59,639
in the May nineteenth era here of Caine's career. Big Show,

1043
00:53:59,639 --> 00:54:02,559
by the way, gives Sean some encouraging words of you'll

1044
00:54:02,559 --> 00:54:07,679
figure something out. You've been around a long time. Okay,

1045
00:54:08,159 --> 00:54:10,599
thank you, big dog. I appreciate that you're not gonna

1046
00:54:10,599 --> 00:54:13,920
help me. May nineteenth.

1047
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:17,400
Speaker 2: Huh yeah, what's that mean?

1048
00:54:21,280 --> 00:54:23,880
Speaker 1: Well, of course, James, you should know because we've watched

1049
00:54:23,880 --> 00:54:26,559
this movie together. May nineteenth, two thou and six is

1050
00:54:26,599 --> 00:54:28,000
when Cino Evil came out.

1051
00:54:29,079 --> 00:54:31,079
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, hell yeah, yeah, we.

1052
00:54:31,119 --> 00:54:33,400
Speaker 1: Watched that, and that's on our Patreon. Actually we watched that,

1053
00:54:33,599 --> 00:54:36,360
and uh, they made this whole angle about that where

1054
00:54:36,480 --> 00:54:39,079
Caine goes fucking crazy when we could talk about that

1055
00:54:39,119 --> 00:54:42,440
here obviously, after, of course, we talk about w dot

1056
00:54:42,519 --> 00:54:43,599
com talking about Backlash.

1057
00:54:44,159 --> 00:54:47,599
Speaker 2: Yeah, so ww dot com has all the updates from Backlash.

1058
00:54:48,320 --> 00:54:50,159
I love that they showed this super dated picture of

1059
00:54:50,199 --> 00:54:50,719
the website.

1060
00:54:51,039 --> 00:54:54,199
Speaker 1: I love that. Actually it uh, I feel very nostalgic.

1061
00:54:54,320 --> 00:54:56,000
It shows up shot at Triple H from the pay

1062
00:54:56,000 --> 00:55:00,400
per view, super bloody, great fucking gig work here, Joey says, King,

1063
00:55:00,440 --> 00:55:02,920
what a night it was? You were there? And King says,

1064
00:55:03,039 --> 00:55:10,199
that's right, I was there, you were not. Okay, don't

1065
00:55:10,239 --> 00:55:12,679
get to hying fucking God, make it weird, goddamn, And

1066
00:55:12,760 --> 00:55:14,480
he says, well, what about Can in the Big Show?

1067
00:55:14,960 --> 00:55:16,719
And Joey says, well, that is something we got to discuss.

1068
00:55:16,760 --> 00:55:19,679
A strange situation as Caine seems to be haunted by

1069
00:55:19,719 --> 00:55:23,000
this traumatic date from his past, which I'm not gonna say,

1070
00:55:23,719 --> 00:55:25,840
and they recap Can versus the Big Show from Backlash,

1071
00:55:25,960 --> 00:55:29,400
which during the match the lights go all red and

1072
00:55:29,519 --> 00:55:33,559
then very obviously Caine over the PA whispers May nineteenth

1073
00:55:33,639 --> 00:55:37,559
a bunch and do you know what happened on that date? Caane?

1074
00:55:38,440 --> 00:55:40,400
And this makes Caine freak out so much that he

1075
00:55:40,480 --> 00:55:45,320
starts headbutting the bottom turn buckle and Big Show to

1076
00:55:45,519 --> 00:55:49,039
resolve this conflict where he is conflicted that his friend

1077
00:55:49,119 --> 00:55:51,760
is going crazy, his plan is to hit Caine in

1078
00:55:51,800 --> 00:55:53,920
the head with a steeled chair and.

1079
00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:56,559
Speaker 2: Then leave knock some sense into him.

1080
00:55:57,320 --> 00:55:59,360
Speaker 1: Well, Caine sits up and starts laughing about it, So

1081
00:55:59,440 --> 00:56:01,239
I guess it might have did something for him.

1082
00:56:01,519 --> 00:56:04,280
Speaker 2: I'm gonna guess the entire arena, including the Big Show,

1083
00:56:04,320 --> 00:56:05,159
could hear all this shit.

1084
00:56:05,760 --> 00:56:07,679
Speaker 1: No, that was inside Kane's head. We just happened to

1085
00:56:07,719 --> 00:56:09,159
be able to hear that on the broadcast.

1086
00:56:09,519 --> 00:56:12,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're like playing Kane's voice over the deal there.

1087
00:56:12,840 --> 00:56:15,519
I imagine everyone two thousand and six just like, good God,

1088
00:56:16,760 --> 00:56:17,679
just like come.

1089
00:56:17,519 --> 00:56:20,280
Speaker 1: On, No, They're like, good god, this is awesome.

1090
00:56:20,840 --> 00:56:27,280
Speaker 2: Oh my god. So we have Rob Conway versus Cane

1091
00:56:27,400 --> 00:56:27,880
up next.

1092
00:56:28,679 --> 00:56:31,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, Sean of course comes out. Uh, he has to

1093
00:56:31,840 --> 00:56:35,599
wear the May nineteenth referee shirt. They could alwayst put

1094
00:56:35,599 --> 00:56:37,039
stripes on this fucking thing, so I look like a

1095
00:56:37,079 --> 00:56:38,920
ref shirt, but it's just a yellow shirt that is

1096
00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:41,559
May nineteenth. To make them stand out as much as possible.

1097
00:56:41,599 --> 00:56:45,800
He comes out here, but more importantly, just look at me.

1098
00:56:46,880 --> 00:56:47,440
Yeah yeah.

1099
00:56:49,400 --> 00:56:51,639
Speaker 2: Rob Conway pantomimes the yeah from his theme song.

1100
00:56:51,719 --> 00:56:54,599
Speaker 1: By the way, Rob Conway sings his entire theme down

1101
00:56:54,679 --> 00:56:57,239
to the ring and he points at the camera, which

1102
00:56:57,320 --> 00:56:58,400
means he has to die.

1103
00:56:59,400 --> 00:57:05,519
Speaker 2: This is just La Night, Like, this is legit La Night, dude.

1104
00:57:05,599 --> 00:57:07,679
I was like, wow, holy shit, two thousand and six,

1105
00:57:07,840 --> 00:57:08,280
La Night.

1106
00:57:08,719 --> 00:57:11,039
Speaker 1: It's funny. We just watched recently the end of Rob

1107
00:57:11,119 --> 00:57:13,119
Conway and w E and this is like, this has

1108
00:57:13,199 --> 00:57:15,840
to be the beginning of a flourishing story.

1109
00:57:16,800 --> 00:57:19,960
Speaker 2: Right, I mean, he's good to get his ass kicked.

1110
00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:22,920
Speaker 1: I like Rob Conway here, that's his whole fucking angle

1111
00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:25,039
here as Wow, this guy loses a lot hungh guys.

1112
00:57:25,639 --> 00:57:28,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, So HBK checks for foreign objects on Rob Conway

1113
00:57:28,840 --> 00:57:31,599
when he gets in the ring and just low blows

1114
00:57:31,679 --> 00:57:32,480
the shit out of him.

1115
00:57:32,559 --> 00:57:35,800
Speaker 1: Dude punches him in the balls because Rob Conway was

1116
00:57:35,840 --> 00:57:38,480
fucking making fun of his shirt. So HBK low blows

1117
00:57:38,559 --> 00:57:41,400
him and then Sean takes the shirt off. He has

1118
00:57:41,440 --> 00:57:43,559
a rough shirt on under it, and he puts the

1119
00:57:43,639 --> 00:57:45,840
main nine Teeth shirt on Rob Conway.

1120
00:57:46,960 --> 00:57:48,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it takes a damn long Hbk's all right,

1121
00:57:48,960 --> 00:57:50,159
come on, come on, hit k's music.

1122
00:57:50,239 --> 00:57:53,119
Speaker 1: Come on, guys, because Rob Conway don't know, maybe he

1123
00:57:53,400 --> 00:57:55,199
was supposed to sell a longer or whatever. But Rob

1124
00:57:55,280 --> 00:57:57,880
Conway is like starting to get up and he just

1125
00:57:57,960 --> 00:58:01,840
looks fucking stupid because he is not taking the shirt off.

1126
00:58:02,199 --> 00:58:05,239
So once Kine starts coming out, now Sean is holding

1127
00:58:05,360 --> 00:58:08,039
grub Conway so he doesn't look like an idiot keeping

1128
00:58:08,119 --> 00:58:08,599
his shirt on.

1129
00:58:09,480 --> 00:58:12,039
Speaker 2: Yeah, Caine comes out here with the fresh line right

1130
00:58:12,119 --> 00:58:16,039
on the top of his head. That's evil, man.

1131
00:58:16,280 --> 00:58:18,400
Speaker 1: Get that shit cleaned up from me by man.

1132
00:58:19,840 --> 00:58:21,920
Speaker 2: That shit is mean and evil.

1133
00:58:23,440 --> 00:58:25,760
Speaker 1: Somehow less of a freak and snitsky though this guy.

1134
00:58:27,360 --> 00:58:32,280
Speaker 2: Kane seems normal compared to the foot fetish frea. Sean

1135
00:58:32,360 --> 00:58:35,199
Michaels throws Rob Conway over the ropes and Kane starts

1136
00:58:35,280 --> 00:58:36,239
kicking his ass.

1137
00:58:36,639 --> 00:58:39,000
Speaker 1: Dude, he beats the fuck out of him. He's I mean,

1138
00:58:39,039 --> 00:58:41,599
he sees the shirt, which well if one he sees

1139
00:58:41,639 --> 00:58:43,559
the shirt and then he starts punching himself in the

1140
00:58:43,639 --> 00:58:46,480
head because uh, that's when you do when you go

1141
00:58:46,559 --> 00:58:48,880
through a traumatic thing, you just fucking slam your head

1142
00:58:48,920 --> 00:58:51,039
into a bunch of shit very often and get your

1143
00:58:51,079 --> 00:58:55,719
hair lined up real nice dude, it's so so clean.

1144
00:58:56,280 --> 00:59:00,360
It's like the straightest cut ever. Actually, like at haven't

1145
00:59:00,400 --> 00:59:01,960
impressed how even it is.

1146
00:59:02,519 --> 00:59:05,599
Speaker 2: Yeah, something very traumatic happened to Kane on May nineteenth.

1147
00:59:05,960 --> 00:59:08,360
But also, just so you guys know, the new feature

1148
00:59:08,400 --> 00:59:12,599
link film produced by WWS Videos that features Kane. Yeah,

1149
00:59:12,639 --> 00:59:15,440
that's coming out on May nine. Also, so you guys

1150
00:59:15,440 --> 00:59:16,480
should go check that one out.

1151
00:59:16,920 --> 00:59:19,039
Speaker 1: He actually can see into the future. The traumatic event

1152
00:59:19,159 --> 00:59:21,079
is the horrible box office for Sino.

1153
00:59:24,559 --> 00:59:29,280
Speaker 2: No, no, hey man, he gets a second one?

1154
00:59:29,760 --> 00:59:32,239
Speaker 1: You know what? He does, get a second one. Actually,

1155
00:59:32,440 --> 00:59:34,519
now that I gotta check, I wonder what was the

1156
00:59:34,599 --> 00:59:37,320
box office. I'm sure we talked about this. H Sino

1157
00:59:37,400 --> 00:59:40,119
EVI grossed fifteen million in North America in three point

1158
00:59:40,159 --> 00:59:43,760
eight million in other territories against the budget of eight million.

1159
00:59:43,960 --> 00:59:46,719
Speaker 2: Oh fuck, there it is. It succeeded. If you do

1160
00:59:46,880 --> 00:59:48,199
double the budget, you're good.

1161
00:59:48,639 --> 00:59:49,199
Speaker 1: How about that?

1162
00:59:49,559 --> 00:59:50,199
Speaker 2: How about that?

1163
00:59:50,880 --> 00:59:53,599
Speaker 1: Maybe he must a second one. He looked superhead to

1164
00:59:53,679 --> 00:59:56,679
May nineteen, two thousand and seven, which was bad box office.

1165
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Speaker 2: Shortly Yeah, I wanted to make Jacob Goodnight like a

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new horror icon.

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Speaker 1: Gave up on that pretty quick.

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01:00:06,239 --> 01:00:10,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, it just didn't work, man, No, I mean it's Kane, man.

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01:00:10,760 --> 01:00:12,800
Speaker 1: That's I mean, like they wouldn't have legit been better

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01:00:12,880 --> 01:00:14,079
off making Kane the movie.

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01:00:14,679 --> 01:00:17,000
Speaker 2: If Kane saw the mask on his shit, and like

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01:00:17,119 --> 01:00:19,440
Jacob Goodnight was Kane with the mask off of shit,

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01:00:19,480 --> 01:00:23,360
it probably could have worked. Okay, that's just Kane, man. Yeah,

1174
01:00:23,480 --> 01:00:26,440
but that's just big showing Kane like that. That's like

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01:00:26,559 --> 01:00:27,840
the tag team champ right there.

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01:00:27,920 --> 01:00:28,079
Speaker 5: Man.

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01:00:28,880 --> 01:00:31,159
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, he's wrestling with Spirits Squad like. That's Kane.

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01:00:31,159 --> 01:00:33,079
He just lost to them. Actually, I don't know what

1179
01:00:33,159 --> 01:00:33,639
you want from me.

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Speaker 2: He's been taking a beating on TV for a minute too.

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01:00:36,880 --> 01:00:39,360
Speaker 1: You could argue, though, you could argue that See No

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01:00:39,440 --> 01:00:42,280
Evil might be the best W Studios produced movie.

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01:00:42,800 --> 01:00:44,880
Speaker 2: I don't know. I remember lacking Oculus a lot.

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01:00:45,840 --> 01:00:49,760
Speaker 1: Was that a W Studios movie? Uh? Huh? Oh shit?

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01:00:50,440 --> 01:00:51,800
Is there a wrestler in Oculas?

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01:00:53,000 --> 01:00:54,960
Speaker 2: I don't even remember. I don't think there was. There

1187
01:00:55,039 --> 01:00:56,679
might have been a cameo or something, but no, it

1188
01:00:56,760 --> 01:00:59,079
wasn't even They actually went for a good movie here.

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01:01:01,719 --> 01:01:04,119
Speaker 1: During a scene in which the mirror is put up

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01:01:04,159 --> 01:01:06,239
for auction. The auctionaire mentions as the item as was

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01:01:06,280 --> 01:01:09,559
recovered by the Laveca state a reference to Triple h Ah.

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01:01:09,599 --> 01:01:11,559
Speaker 2: There you go. Oh there, yeah, there it is.

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01:01:11,960 --> 01:01:13,480
Speaker 1: Triple h is in it. And that's why I did well.

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01:01:13,960 --> 01:01:16,199
Speaker 2: Sean Mike was bringing Rob Conway back into the ring.

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01:01:16,320 --> 01:01:19,239
Here he holds up Rob and points to his shirt

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01:01:19,760 --> 01:01:21,519
and Caine comes at him like a bull.

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01:01:22,280 --> 01:01:25,480
Speaker 1: I mean, I actually did think that was pretty fucking funny,

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01:01:25,559 --> 01:01:29,519
like blatantly lifting the shirt up that Rob Conway is wearing,

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a pointing down say just kick this guy's like an ass, Like,

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01:01:31,719 --> 01:01:33,039
look at it, What the fuck is this guy's in.

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01:01:33,280 --> 01:01:35,320
Speaker 2: This is a famous picture, by the way, whenever you

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01:01:35,360 --> 01:01:38,239
look up May nineteen, it's always Sean pointing at this shirt.

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01:01:38,320 --> 01:01:39,760
Speaker 1: I don't know if I knew it was Rob Conway

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01:01:39,800 --> 01:01:42,039
wearing it, to be honest, so this was hitting the lore.

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01:01:42,480 --> 01:01:44,199
Speaker 2: I didn't know it was either. Yeah, I've seen that

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01:01:44,239 --> 01:01:46,880
image like one hundred times, especially since we started Deadlock,

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01:01:47,320 --> 01:01:50,719
and like it has never been Rob Conway to me

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01:01:50,800 --> 01:01:51,400
until right now.

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01:01:51,880 --> 01:01:54,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, a legend in the game, Rob Conway. He's done

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01:01:54,320 --> 01:01:57,159
a lot more than I realized Joe's look at him.

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01:01:57,800 --> 01:02:00,400
Speaker 2: Hbk grabs a trash can from underneath the ring and

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01:02:00,519 --> 01:02:03,360
stands there looking away till Kane grabs the trash can

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01:02:03,920 --> 01:02:07,239
and he destroys Rob Conway in the head with it.

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Speaker 1: He hits Rob Conway as hard as humanly possible with

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01:02:11,039 --> 01:02:13,639
his fucking trash can like he annihilates him at one point.

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01:02:13,719 --> 01:02:17,239
By the way, Kan like threw Rob Conway in the

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01:02:17,280 --> 01:02:19,280
ring and Conway is trying to crawl away and Kane

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01:02:19,559 --> 01:02:21,440
jumped on him as style. I thought he was gonna

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01:02:21,480 --> 01:02:24,039
visagra him. He did not, though, he just punched him

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01:02:24,039 --> 01:02:24,920
in the back of the head a bunch.

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01:02:25,440 --> 01:02:27,519
Speaker 2: Wow, that would have been nuts if he visagrid him.

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01:02:27,880 --> 01:02:29,639
Speaker 1: Well, that was like an ode to the movie where

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01:02:29,679 --> 01:02:30,800
he has a three foot con.

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01:02:32,599 --> 01:02:33,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, that veata that.

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01:02:37,159 --> 01:02:39,440
Speaker 1: Kane is going into business for himself. He had something

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01:02:39,440 --> 01:02:42,519
to prove he's taking shit and Rob Conway's used to

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01:02:42,559 --> 01:02:44,159
take it that move, so he would have taken the best.

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01:02:46,119 --> 01:02:49,280
Speaker 2: Kine then rips the shirt off of Rob Conway. He

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01:02:49,519 --> 01:02:52,960
hits a choke slam and leaves. He doesn't even pin him.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no, he was over it. The shirt was gone,

1231
01:02:56,079 --> 01:02:58,440
so Caine he doesn't care about winning and losing. Here

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01:02:58,440 --> 01:03:01,039
in the we, nobody does, so why would he not

1233
01:03:01,599 --> 01:03:04,960
just leave? Well, Sean michaels and grabs a mic and

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01:03:05,079 --> 01:03:07,320
he leans down next to Rob Conway and he starts

1235
01:03:07,320 --> 01:03:11,519
just yelling May nineteenth, May nineteenth, and then Sean puts

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01:03:11,559 --> 01:03:13,800
the mic on Rob Conway and turned knees around at

1237
01:03:13,840 --> 01:03:15,719
the perfect time to see that the mic is just

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01:03:15,800 --> 01:03:19,360
on Rob Conway. So Kane comes back, and then Bucket

1239
01:03:19,440 --> 01:03:20,960
hits Rob Conway with a tombstone.

1240
01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:27,360
Speaker 2: So HBK grabbed the mic shout at May nineteen in

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01:03:27,519 --> 01:03:30,400
the most Sean Michael's sounding voice.

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01:03:30,159 --> 01:03:32,119
Speaker 1: Of all try to hide it. Yeah, not.

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01:03:33,639 --> 01:03:36,800
Speaker 2: Is like exactly one to one. If you close your eyes,

1244
01:03:37,199 --> 01:03:38,920
you weren't even at wrestling, if you were just in

1245
01:03:38,960 --> 01:03:40,800
the street in New York and you close your eyes

1246
01:03:41,480 --> 01:03:43,679
and Sean Michael said May nineteen, You like, that's fucking

1247
01:03:43,679 --> 01:03:45,519
Sean Michael's that's the heartbreak kid, that's HBK.

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01:03:45,719 --> 01:03:47,559
Speaker 1: Dude. He could have just got on he could have

1249
01:03:47,599 --> 01:03:49,119
just got on the mic and said, hey, it's Sean

1250
01:03:49,280 --> 01:03:50,960
Michael's May nineteen.

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01:03:51,920 --> 01:03:57,239
Speaker 2: It's not Kane, because he thought that was Rob Conway,

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01:03:57,760 --> 01:03:59,960
which I have heard that a lot of people were

1253
01:04:00,280 --> 01:04:04,119
drawing comparisons between the Heartbreak Kid and Rob Conways.

1254
01:04:04,239 --> 01:04:06,239
Speaker 1: He's next, you know, he's the next one, right, I

1255
01:04:06,320 --> 01:04:08,280
mean he it would have been the Raw six if

1256
01:04:08,320 --> 01:04:10,239
they really had to figured some stuff out here. It's

1257
01:04:10,280 --> 01:04:12,440
just Rob Conway. They didn't get them there. It was

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01:04:12,480 --> 01:04:12,920
their fault.

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01:04:13,159 --> 01:04:15,840
Speaker 2: So Kine comes back and he hits the tombstone and

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01:04:16,480 --> 01:04:21,159
wins the match, and yeah, man, there it is May nineteenth.

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01:04:21,199 --> 01:04:21,599
That's coming.

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01:04:22,039 --> 01:04:24,639
Speaker 1: Kine does it over the shoulder style too. By the way,

1263
01:04:24,679 --> 01:04:26,880
he doesn't go full You knew Rob Conway's shit would

1264
01:04:26,880 --> 01:04:27,559
poke him in the eyes.

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01:04:30,320 --> 01:04:31,519
Speaker 2: Come on, that's Mark Gingerack.

1266
01:04:32,039 --> 01:04:35,000
Speaker 1: Oh right, well you know they're saying that Mark Jindrag

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01:04:35,079 --> 01:04:35,960
is the next Rob Conway.

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01:04:36,079 --> 01:04:38,679
Speaker 2: Well, what the hell happens on May nineteenth in WWE here?

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01:04:38,880 --> 01:04:42,679
Speaker 1: Okay, so on May nineteenth, because it we're pretty close

1270
01:04:42,719 --> 01:04:46,239
to this here, so they what the actual because it

1271
01:04:46,400 --> 01:04:49,719
ends up they do the fake Caine thing with fucking Festus,

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01:04:50,320 --> 01:04:54,880
which there not only should we review that, we might

1273
01:04:55,000 --> 01:04:57,519
have to like review that soon because that's like coming

1274
01:04:57,599 --> 01:04:59,880
up here May nineteenth, isn't it. If there was ever

1275
01:05:00,119 --> 01:05:02,639
time to fucking talk about the fake Cane shit, good lord. Yeah,

1276
01:05:02,679 --> 01:05:04,440
we would have to fucking make a judgment call there,

1277
01:05:05,719 --> 01:05:09,519
So that doesn't happen on May nineteenth. The fake Kane

1278
01:05:09,559 --> 01:05:12,280
thing is not on May nineteenth. On May nineteenth is

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01:05:12,280 --> 01:05:18,800
a SmackDown show, and fucking so May nineteenth SmackDown Cain

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01:05:19,199 --> 01:05:22,239
shows up to face Raymisterio and he beats him because

1281
01:05:22,280 --> 01:05:25,760
JBL picked him as his opponent. But what actually happened

1282
01:05:25,760 --> 01:05:28,280
on May nineteenth, what was freaking Cain out? Did they

1283
01:05:28,320 --> 01:05:31,360
eventually reveal, is that it was the date in which

1284
01:05:31,559 --> 01:05:34,239
supposedly his mother and adopted family were killed in a fire.

1285
01:05:35,320 --> 01:05:36,079
Speaker 2: Albar died.

1286
01:05:40,519 --> 01:05:42,039
Speaker 1: No, not my dad.

1287
01:05:44,119 --> 01:05:48,679
Speaker 2: And his dad, because he's both of our fathers. We

1288
01:05:48,800 --> 01:05:51,800
always said that, Wait a minute, they killed gold Dust

1289
01:05:54,480 --> 01:05:57,960
and that led to a match with himself.

1290
01:06:01,239 --> 01:06:07,320
Speaker 1: Fastest now now that we talk about it, James Snitsky

1291
01:06:07,360 --> 01:06:09,159
could have been fake Cane very easily.

1292
01:06:09,559 --> 01:06:12,519
Speaker 2: Dude, He could have been fake Cane. But instead they

1293
01:06:12,559 --> 01:06:14,920
had something else for him that week. It was probably

1294
01:06:15,000 --> 01:06:17,320
sniffing feet and taking a pen and looking at the lights.

1295
01:06:17,679 --> 01:06:23,519
Speaker 1: Yeah, getting ship on. Fuck yeah, so yeah, it's uh,

1296
01:06:23,679 --> 01:06:26,679
that was it. His adopted mother and his mother and

1297
01:06:26,679 --> 01:06:28,800
adopted family were killed in a fire.

1298
01:06:28,679 --> 01:06:29,880
Speaker 2: Were killed by Festus.

1299
01:06:34,639 --> 01:06:37,920
Speaker 1: Festus was standing outside their house with drool coming down

1300
01:06:37,960 --> 01:06:41,800
his lips, and then someone rang a bell and he went, not.

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01:06:43,159 --> 01:06:47,920
Speaker 2: Your thief, really, Fastest, I'll see you wrestler court.

1302
01:06:48,920 --> 01:06:51,079
Speaker 1: Oh my god. They should have Undertaker involved in the

1303
01:06:51,119 --> 01:06:57,320
fake Cane angle. We gotta stop this guy. He gotta

1304
01:06:57,400 --> 01:06:59,440
stop this guy. And he looks over.

1305
01:06:59,639 --> 01:07:01,559
Speaker 2: It's just a dude drooling and Kane's out.

1306
01:07:03,480 --> 01:07:07,599
Speaker 1: He's dangerous Kane. There's also a week where Undertaker gets

1307
01:07:07,639 --> 01:07:11,760
confused and doesn't realize it's fake Cad despite the gigantic care.

1308
01:07:13,280 --> 01:07:14,599
Speaker 2: What about what Undertaker was?

1309
01:07:14,719 --> 01:07:18,280
Speaker 1: Kane? Oh yeah, he was fake Kate too, wasn't he?

1310
01:07:18,320 --> 01:07:21,280
Speaker 2: Goddamn Yeah, that's right, and Kant her Taker.

1311
01:07:23,119 --> 01:07:25,159
Speaker 1: And neither of them ended up. Well. Kane kind of

1312
01:07:25,159 --> 01:07:28,559
looks like Festus. Actually that's pretty close. Fastest is based

1313
01:07:28,599 --> 01:07:34,239
off of all of Kine's characters. Fastest and Kane have

1314
01:07:34,320 --> 01:07:35,159
a similar.

1315
01:07:34,920 --> 01:07:39,440
Speaker 2: Cut Burnie Kate's house down, maybe man.

1316
01:07:41,079 --> 01:07:42,079
Speaker 1: Wearing their hair.

1317
01:07:48,440 --> 01:07:51,559
Speaker 2: The WWE Slam of the Week presented by tomb Raider

1318
01:07:51,679 --> 01:07:55,800
legend Umaga beats Rick Flair at Backlash.

1319
01:07:56,039 --> 01:07:58,480
Speaker 1: He beats the fuck out of him. According to this

1320
01:07:58,760 --> 01:08:01,400
fucking Slam of the week, Umaga hits all the moves

1321
01:08:01,440 --> 01:08:04,079
and Rick Flair dies and then Umaga beats him.

1322
01:08:04,760 --> 01:08:07,760
Speaker 2: So we have Umaga versus Rory Fox up next.

1323
01:08:08,320 --> 01:08:10,679
Speaker 1: So Armando Alejandro Strada is out here.

1324
01:08:11,199 --> 01:08:12,000
Speaker 2: He does his whole.

1325
01:08:11,880 --> 01:08:17,760
Speaker 1: Spiel ESQM, everybody listen ha to me, he does the

1326
01:08:17,840 --> 01:08:21,359
haha every sentence. I love this fucking guy. Yeah.

1327
01:08:21,479 --> 01:08:23,239
Speaker 2: Man, he's putting out one hundred percent here.

1328
01:08:23,720 --> 01:08:26,159
Speaker 1: He's got four cigars in his soup pocket.

1329
01:08:26,800 --> 01:08:28,079
Speaker 2: Dude, hell ya he does.

1330
01:08:28,640 --> 01:08:31,119
Speaker 1: That's fucking awesome. And dude, the cigar is his gimmick.

1331
01:08:31,159 --> 01:08:33,239
That's what he tells Umaga. It's time to fucking end

1332
01:08:33,279 --> 01:08:34,520
this shit. Dude.

1333
01:08:34,600 --> 01:08:35,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, he just breaks in half.

1334
01:08:36,239 --> 01:08:39,359
Speaker 1: By the way, I do know, uh, we've I feel

1335
01:08:39,359 --> 01:08:41,760
like we've seen Rory Fox before, and I only know

1336
01:08:41,880 --> 01:08:45,760
of him because Zach Ryder h Matt Cardona talks about

1337
01:08:45,840 --> 01:08:49,119
him a lot on the Major Pod because Rory Fox

1338
01:08:49,239 --> 01:08:51,520
is a man that he wrestled on E CW W

1339
01:08:51,680 --> 01:08:54,720
E E CW And I believe Rory Fox's gear broke

1340
01:08:54,800 --> 01:08:57,720
during that match, so he's like Assid Dick and Ball somewhere.

1341
01:08:59,520 --> 01:08:59,840
Speaker 2: Alight.

1342
01:09:00,520 --> 01:09:03,399
Speaker 1: So I was curious to see if that's somehow happened

1343
01:09:03,439 --> 01:09:04,920
to you with Ry Fox?

1344
01:09:06,439 --> 01:09:09,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean he beats the fuck out of this dude.

1345
01:09:10,359 --> 01:09:12,720
And I gotta say, man, Umaga is one of the

1346
01:09:12,800 --> 01:09:15,520
bright parts of of this era of raw for sure.

1347
01:09:15,720 --> 01:09:19,279
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, he's fucking awesome, dude, great big guy.

1348
01:09:20,239 --> 01:09:22,600
Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean he comes in and he puts him

1349
01:09:22,600 --> 01:09:26,000
on the top rope and this spot is awesome. Dude. Uh,

1350
01:09:26,720 --> 01:09:29,760
Umaga puts Rory Fox on the top rope, grabs him

1351
01:09:29,800 --> 01:09:33,520
by the neck and just overhead tosses him from the second.

1352
01:09:33,640 --> 01:09:36,319
Speaker 1: It's the Hernandez toss from the top rope.

1353
01:09:37,159 --> 01:09:39,640
Speaker 2: Oh you're right, Yeah, Hernandez will do it just stand

1354
01:09:39,680 --> 01:09:41,960
as straight up, which is crazy as shit.

1355
01:09:42,319 --> 01:09:44,479
Speaker 1: Yes, that's already on its own crazy. But Umaga did

1356
01:09:44,520 --> 01:09:46,159
this with this guy sitting on the top rope.

1357
01:09:46,199 --> 01:09:49,399
Speaker 2: That was fucking awesome. So Umaga follows it up by

1358
01:09:49,520 --> 01:09:52,960
running his ass into this dude's head. He climbs the ropes,

1359
01:09:53,239 --> 01:09:55,079
he hits the big splash.

1360
01:09:55,279 --> 01:09:57,439
Speaker 1: Dudee Maga splash is awesome, by.

1361
01:09:57,359 --> 01:10:00,439
Speaker 2: The way, Yeah, dude, it is awesome. It's sooner, it's

1362
01:10:00,560 --> 01:10:02,720
it's super dialed in. I mean, he that's like the

1363
01:10:02,840 --> 01:10:04,479
only thing he did when he was in three minute

1364
01:10:04,520 --> 01:10:07,119
warning was like they would have these guys and they

1365
01:10:07,119 --> 01:10:08,239
would do the fucking splash.

1366
01:10:08,439 --> 01:10:10,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's fucking right. I forgot about that all he

1367
01:10:10,920 --> 01:10:12,359
should Yeah, so.

1368
01:10:12,399 --> 01:10:14,479
Speaker 2: I mean he climbs the top rope, does the big splash,

1369
01:10:14,920 --> 01:10:18,479
Armando snaps the cigar Umaga, hiss the Samoan spike and

1370
01:10:18,920 --> 01:10:20,000
picks up the wind and.

1371
01:10:20,079 --> 01:10:21,840
Speaker 1: Rory Fox's gear breaks and his nick of ball's and

1372
01:10:21,880 --> 01:10:22,439
ask come out.

1373
01:10:24,680 --> 01:10:25,760
Speaker 2: There's a few more years for that.

1374
01:10:26,079 --> 01:10:26,399
Speaker 1: All right?

1375
01:10:26,479 --> 01:10:31,079
Speaker 2: Okay, we go backstage. Vince McMahon is here with Canvas Michelle. Vince,

1376
01:10:31,119 --> 01:10:33,640
of course, cured her chest cold from the pay per

1377
01:10:33,760 --> 01:10:36,760
view before his match with God.

1378
01:10:37,239 --> 01:10:40,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, and Canvas. Michelle's here to ask for another favor. Uh,

1379
01:10:40,560 --> 01:10:42,800
she says, you know, speaking of her healing powers. Vince,

1380
01:10:43,520 --> 01:10:45,159
I was wondering if you could help me with my

1381
01:10:45,399 --> 01:10:52,720
laby agitis. And Vince says, sure, huh now that's enough

1382
01:10:52,760 --> 01:10:53,479
out of you right now?

1383
01:10:54,079 --> 01:10:55,880
Speaker 2: What the hell is laby agitis?

1384
01:10:56,800 --> 01:10:57,279
Speaker 1: Is that real?

1385
01:10:57,960 --> 01:10:58,520
Speaker 2: Is this real?

1386
01:11:00,720 --> 01:11:00,960
Speaker 1: Vince?

1387
01:11:01,119 --> 01:11:01,319
Speaker 5: Sure?

1388
01:11:02,239 --> 01:11:04,720
Speaker 1: Waitit with your what canus? Michelle says, you know, with

1389
01:11:04,920 --> 01:11:10,640
my laby agitis, And Vince says, layas I heard that before?

1390
01:11:11,159 --> 01:11:13,479
Is it a cute? And she says, oh, I think

1391
01:11:13,479 --> 01:11:17,760
it's pretty cute. Hey man, blow up all your TVs.

1392
01:11:18,520 --> 01:11:23,159
Speaker 2: Fuck this ship, It's time to start playing Owners goes

1393
01:11:23,199 --> 01:11:24,079
more oblivion boys.

1394
01:11:24,119 --> 01:11:26,439
Speaker 1: That's right there. There's gotta be something else better to

1395
01:11:26,520 --> 01:11:28,279
do here that listen to fucking these freaks talk about

1396
01:11:28,319 --> 01:11:36,520
Laby Gina's fuck you like, come onas me too? I

1397
01:11:36,600 --> 01:11:40,520
got I would like a bloe jomb syndrome. Oh whoa,

1398
01:11:40,640 --> 01:11:51,680
okay that's what. What can you help? Oh no I can't,

1399
01:11:55,800 --> 01:11:57,520
so vin says, yeah, I can help you with that.

1400
01:11:57,600 --> 01:12:00,960
I'm a fucking old, old old freak of nature, and yeah,

1401
01:12:01,039 --> 01:12:02,720
of course I can fucking help you with that shit.

1402
01:12:02,880 --> 01:12:03,000
Speaker 5: Right.

1403
01:12:03,680 --> 01:12:07,279
Speaker 1: So they start fucking making out and Triple h walks

1404
01:12:07,319 --> 01:12:11,680
in with very very real bruises all over his head,

1405
01:12:11,880 --> 01:12:15,000
as does all of the competitors from backlashes made events

1406
01:12:15,039 --> 01:12:18,000
have very real bruises. Uh. They must have just hired

1407
01:12:18,039 --> 01:12:21,039
a really really good uh like they had a makeup

1408
01:12:21,119 --> 01:12:22,840
artist they just hired and said, fuck, let's let's go

1409
01:12:23,000 --> 01:12:23,640
loose on this one.

1410
01:12:23,680 --> 01:12:27,279
Speaker 2: Let's get everyone bruised. Though, I'd rather them do the

1411
01:12:27,359 --> 01:12:30,279
bruises thing than me having to watch another Vincent manne

1412
01:12:30,279 --> 01:12:32,039
Ca and his Michelle segment that's fuck.

1413
01:12:32,079 --> 01:12:35,760
Speaker 1: I'll take that dead times over. Goddamn. So, Triple H

1414
01:12:35,880 --> 01:12:38,119
is here and Vince stands up. He's all to shoveled,

1415
01:12:38,159 --> 01:12:40,840
and Triple says his flashlo on your pocket. You're happy

1416
01:12:40,840 --> 01:12:41,199
to see me?

1417
01:12:41,399 --> 01:12:42,319
Speaker 2: You got a heart on vents?

1418
01:12:42,800 --> 01:12:44,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got a hard ass cock right now, hunter.

1419
01:12:45,039 --> 01:12:49,199
Speaker 2: Okay, cool, I want a title shot? No, all right?

1420
01:12:52,119 --> 01:12:56,760
Speaker 1: Imagine if it was that simple. In staid, we get

1421
01:12:56,800 --> 01:13:00,319
a fucking five minute diet trap about fucking nothing, go

1422
01:13:00,439 --> 01:13:02,960
back and forth the bullshit, and they're they're talking, and

1423
01:13:03,000 --> 01:13:04,960
then talk about this fucking thing where Vince wants Triple

1424
01:13:05,079 --> 01:13:06,960
H to be the special guest ref for the Kenny

1425
01:13:07,079 --> 01:13:10,319
Sena match. All the while there's a big picture behind

1426
01:13:10,399 --> 01:13:13,399
Vince's head of Seawan Michael's face being smushed into his

1427
01:13:13,600 --> 01:13:17,399
ass like fuck. So yeah, Vince says, hey, man, you

1428
01:13:17,520 --> 01:13:19,239
fucking you know you'd be a special guys reff and

1429
01:13:19,279 --> 01:13:21,479
you can, I might give you title shotan trouble it

1430
01:13:21,520 --> 01:13:24,960
says that, huh okay, and the next week the Spirit

1431
01:13:25,000 --> 01:13:27,640
Squad's banned from ringside. When I face Kenny won on

1432
01:13:27,720 --> 01:13:30,000
one for the WB title. I mean that is a

1433
01:13:30,159 --> 01:13:32,600
completely insane sentence, man, Yeah, man.

1434
01:13:32,920 --> 01:13:35,359
Speaker 2: I uh, you know, I'm surprised he was even able

1435
01:13:35,439 --> 01:13:37,760
to say that without like just dying laughing.

1436
01:13:40,359 --> 01:13:42,560
Speaker 1: Well, Vince says, you know, I would suggest you take

1437
01:13:42,600 --> 01:13:45,159
my advice and be there special guest ref because you

1438
01:13:45,199 --> 01:13:48,640
know you're the game. But I'm the boss. And what

1439
01:13:48,800 --> 01:13:51,159
was it he called me a couple of weeks ago. Uh,

1440
01:13:52,079 --> 01:13:54,960
a piece of shit, a foot fetish free.

1441
01:13:56,560 --> 01:13:58,199
Speaker 2: Oh wait, that's James Nisky.

1442
01:13:59,399 --> 01:14:02,439
Speaker 1: Old man. Well, if you'ren't taking my advice that X

1443
01:14:02,520 --> 01:14:05,199
tile shot you get, you might be an old man.

1444
01:14:06,319 --> 01:14:08,560
That's like the worst thing you could possibly be here

1445
01:14:08,840 --> 01:14:09,600
is an old man.

1446
01:14:10,199 --> 01:14:12,079
Speaker 2: So now it's time for the cutting Edge.

1447
01:14:12,880 --> 01:14:14,600
Speaker 1: Lda's in the ring to start this off, and she

1448
01:14:14,720 --> 01:14:17,600
introduces Edge, and Edge comes out through all the smoke,

1449
01:14:17,640 --> 01:14:20,159
and of course Edge as the beanie with the brim.

1450
01:14:20,560 --> 01:14:24,199
Of course, dude, that shit's clean, ain't it's his own

1451
01:14:24,319 --> 01:14:24,720
one too.

1452
01:14:24,920 --> 01:14:28,840
Speaker 2: That was so sick too, Like, oh my god, hell yeah,

1453
01:14:29,039 --> 01:14:29,640
what the fuck?

1454
01:14:30,199 --> 01:14:32,319
Speaker 1: This took me back entirely. I said, Wow, fucking beanie

1455
01:14:32,359 --> 01:14:34,560
with the brim, that's n shit was clean.

1456
01:14:34,800 --> 01:14:37,680
Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck. It could be July, you

1457
01:14:37,840 --> 01:14:42,119
know what I mean? One hundred degrees outside Beanie with

1458
01:14:42,199 --> 01:14:43,359
the brim is coming with me.

1459
01:14:46,199 --> 01:14:48,039
Speaker 1: So Edge comes out here and he talks about Triple

1460
01:14:48,159 --> 01:14:50,199
H and Sina and he says he gets no respect

1461
01:14:50,239 --> 01:14:52,600
around here. And just like a WrestleMania one of the

1462
01:14:52,640 --> 01:14:55,800
biggest victories of his career, and it was tarnished because

1463
01:14:55,800 --> 01:14:58,520
it was called by some third rate East of your

1464
01:14:58,600 --> 01:15:02,079
reject name Joey's stop Miles. And he looks over and

1465
01:15:02,199 --> 01:15:06,960
Joey's just sitting there, and the Edge says, oh my god, Joey,

1466
01:15:07,039 --> 01:15:07,760
you suck.

1467
01:15:09,039 --> 01:15:10,640
Speaker 2: Hey fuck.

1468
01:15:12,920 --> 01:15:15,159
Speaker 1: And Edge says, despight all that I sole the show,

1469
01:15:15,159 --> 01:15:17,079
and I'd like to introduce the man who helped me

1470
01:15:17,159 --> 01:15:19,600
make that possible, the man who I destroyed at Mania,

1471
01:15:20,039 --> 01:15:28,439
the former hardcore legend Nick Foley. Holy shit, yeah, mankind

1472
01:15:28,479 --> 01:15:31,159
theme it all and Lawler says, you know, we got

1473
01:15:31,239 --> 01:15:33,920
a standing ovation for Mick Foley. What about what Edge

1474
01:15:33,960 --> 01:15:36,199
said about you, Joey? You know you don't really suck

1475
01:15:36,640 --> 01:15:38,560
that bad? Thanks gig.

1476
01:15:39,199 --> 01:15:41,119
Speaker 2: All right, man, can we call the matches? What are

1477
01:15:41,159 --> 01:15:41,560
we doing?

1478
01:15:42,119 --> 01:15:44,880
Speaker 1: No, dude, that's the fucking not fuck it happened here,

1479
01:15:44,920 --> 01:15:48,199
no fucking shot. So, yeah, Foley's here and he's he

1480
01:15:48,319 --> 01:15:50,800
says that, uh, you know it, I haven't forgot about

1481
01:15:50,800 --> 01:15:53,800
our little WrestleMania match, And he thought about it twenty

1482
01:15:53,800 --> 01:15:55,479
four to seven. He watched the tape. He searched his

1483
01:15:55,600 --> 01:15:58,800
soul to find out where things went wrong. But the

1484
01:15:58,880 --> 01:16:01,600
more he watched the tape, he more he searched his role.

1485
01:16:01,840 --> 01:16:03,960
I think he fucked that up. The more I came

1486
01:16:04,000 --> 01:16:06,199
to realize the things didn't go wrong for me, they

1487
01:16:06,279 --> 01:16:09,359
went very right. I got paid a lot, and I

1488
01:16:09,399 --> 01:16:13,039
did a bunch of cool fucking spots, and I got

1489
01:16:13,079 --> 01:16:18,000
to do a match with Hustle that was really cool,

1490
01:16:18,479 --> 01:16:24,479
that was awesome, and they paid me even more. Somehow,

1491
01:16:25,199 --> 01:16:33,680
How did Hustle paid me more than the UFS? And

1492
01:16:33,760 --> 01:16:36,359
he says, if I if I did go wrong anywhere,

1493
01:16:36,800 --> 01:16:39,199
it wasn't in not realizing that one night I would

1494
01:16:39,239 --> 01:16:41,079
be face to face with the toughest son of a

1495
01:16:41,159 --> 01:16:44,000
bitch in the WWE, and fully puts his hand off

1496
01:16:44,039 --> 01:16:45,960
her handshake and edge. She thinks about it. You know

1497
01:16:46,039 --> 01:16:48,880
he's reluctant, and he shakes his hand fully, shakes leave

1498
01:16:48,960 --> 01:16:51,399
his hand and gives her on the cheek and he says,

1499
01:16:51,439 --> 01:16:53,880
don't get me wrong, just because I lost doesn't mean

1500
01:16:53,920 --> 01:16:57,119
I didn't get that defining WrestleMania moment. Let's take a

1501
01:16:57,159 --> 01:17:01,520
look at it right now. So they replay Edge spearing

1502
01:17:01,600 --> 01:17:03,840
Folly off the Apron through the flaming table, which is

1503
01:17:04,720 --> 01:17:06,079
one of the coolest things of all time.

1504
01:17:06,239 --> 01:17:07,399
Speaker 2: Yes, I love it, dude.

1505
01:17:07,479 --> 01:17:07,680
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1506
01:17:07,720 --> 01:17:11,439
Speaker 2: When I think of like WWE moments, like that's definitely

1507
01:17:11,479 --> 01:17:12,680
one that I think of for sure.

1508
01:17:13,159 --> 01:17:17,600
Speaker 1: It's unfucking believable, and Edge is sell after it is

1509
01:17:18,119 --> 01:17:19,840
top tier, and that's what they show here. He's like

1510
01:17:20,000 --> 01:17:22,039
in a whole different fucking world. He's just gone through

1511
01:17:22,079 --> 01:17:25,000
a traumatic event, and like he has it all over

1512
01:17:25,079 --> 01:17:28,199
his face, and that made it like so much cooler too.

1513
01:17:28,800 --> 01:17:30,640
Speaker 2: I think that's the one thing that WWE was really

1514
01:17:30,680 --> 01:17:32,880
good at, was like making a moment and then like

1515
01:17:33,239 --> 01:17:35,039
talking about it and talking about it and talking about

1516
01:17:35,079 --> 01:17:37,000
it and like just making sure the fans didn't forget

1517
01:17:37,039 --> 01:17:40,000
about it. I think things also moved a lot slower

1518
01:17:40,119 --> 01:17:44,439
back then. Like a good match back then would last

1519
01:17:44,520 --> 01:17:46,880
for a while, you know what I mean. You didn't

1520
01:17:47,000 --> 01:17:49,840
tend to forget like a standout match as quick as

1521
01:17:49,880 --> 01:17:52,720
you would Nowadays, things just move so fast. The Aarnet's

1522
01:17:52,760 --> 01:17:56,800
gotten so much more fast, right like you have about

1523
01:17:56,880 --> 01:17:59,439
forty eight hours after a good match to hear that

1524
01:17:59,479 --> 01:18:00,960
you had a good match, and then after that.

1525
01:18:01,600 --> 01:18:05,439
Speaker 1: Is done, Yeah, because the next best match ever just happened, right, Yeah,

1526
01:18:05,479 --> 01:18:06,479
by the time you have the.

1527
01:18:06,560 --> 01:18:09,439
Speaker 2: Match, and like the next day, there was probably another

1528
01:18:09,520 --> 01:18:11,359
match that happened that was just as good.

1529
01:18:11,239 --> 01:18:13,199
Speaker 1: As that match, if not better. Yeah.

1530
01:18:13,319 --> 01:18:15,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's just moved on from things just and

1531
01:18:15,880 --> 01:18:18,479
that's that's not I don't want to say that's indicative

1532
01:18:18,520 --> 01:18:21,800
of wrestling in general. I mean, there's probably some truth

1533
01:18:21,880 --> 01:18:24,720
to that, but I also think that just time moves

1534
01:18:24,800 --> 01:18:28,079
faster in general nowadays with all media, Like, yeah, a

1535
01:18:28,159 --> 01:18:30,920
good movie is in and out within the time that

1536
01:18:31,000 --> 01:18:33,079
it's in the theater. You don't really talk about it

1537
01:18:33,199 --> 01:18:35,319
so much, and things like that. Like just media in

1538
01:18:35,439 --> 01:18:37,880
general is like that. So it's it's interesting to see,

1539
01:18:38,199 --> 01:18:40,239
especially during a time where things moved a lot slower.

1540
01:18:40,600 --> 01:18:43,359
WW was good at like just bringing it up and

1541
01:18:43,439 --> 01:18:45,319
bringing it up and showing you clips and making it

1542
01:18:45,359 --> 01:18:47,720
look like the best match ever. And if you missed it,

1543
01:18:47,920 --> 01:18:49,760
like you missed out on something huge because this match

1544
01:18:49,880 --> 01:18:53,239
was awesome and like it. I mean, this match has

1545
01:18:53,279 --> 01:18:54,119
a legacy to it.

1546
01:18:54,479 --> 01:18:56,199
Speaker 1: It says it's just the time too which is another

1547
01:18:56,279 --> 01:18:57,840
you know, good part of it, because you know, I mean,

1548
01:18:57,880 --> 01:19:00,680
how many how many matches in WW were ever like

1549
01:19:00,800 --> 01:19:01,159
this one?

1550
01:19:01,960 --> 01:19:04,479
Speaker 2: Sure, I mean like Mick Foley had a bunch on

1551
01:19:04,600 --> 01:19:07,399
with a bunch of guys, but not too many other people.

1552
01:19:07,960 --> 01:19:10,479
Speaker 1: No, No, I mean, like even even in terms of

1553
01:19:10,520 --> 01:19:11,960
you know, you look at the Orton match or like

1554
01:19:12,039 --> 01:19:13,880
the Triple H like fucking street fight or the hell

1555
01:19:13,920 --> 01:19:16,720
in a cell, Like they weren't fucking using fire. I mean,

1556
01:19:16,760 --> 01:19:19,600
I guess the Triple H one had the flaming barbar

1557
01:19:19,920 --> 01:19:21,800
two by four on top of the cell, but you

1558
01:19:21,840 --> 01:19:27,079
know that was not spear through flaming table to the floor, right, Yeah, yeah, dude, No,

1559
01:19:27,159 --> 01:19:29,760
you're right, though, that's a that's a pretty I never

1560
01:19:29,920 --> 01:19:32,720
thought about it like that, like how I how I mean,

1561
01:19:33,079 --> 01:19:35,319
you know, obviously I also have watched up a jillion

1562
01:19:35,359 --> 01:19:37,000
hours of fucking wrestling, So the amount of things I

1563
01:19:37,079 --> 01:19:40,600
can retain as I get older is you know, uh,

1564
01:19:41,039 --> 01:19:43,680
but you're right, I mean, fuck how much how much

1565
01:19:43,800 --> 01:19:46,159
happens every single day? Every week there's a match of

1566
01:19:46,199 --> 01:19:46,439
the year.

1567
01:19:46,640 --> 01:19:48,840
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, dude, especially as we get older, because

1568
01:19:48,840 --> 01:19:51,840
you start you have to start worrying about your responsibilities

1569
01:19:51,920 --> 01:19:54,920
as like a yeah, just making it day to day

1570
01:19:55,000 --> 01:19:58,159
sometimes and like yeah, as a kid though, you know

1571
01:19:59,000 --> 01:20:02,920
you especially when things moved slower, like I became attached

1572
01:20:02,920 --> 01:20:05,720
to some things that like were told to me a bunch,

1573
01:20:05,840 --> 01:20:09,920
you know, like that match became like a legacy in itself,

1574
01:20:10,239 --> 01:20:13,079
just my you know, people growing up. I'm sure people

1575
01:20:13,119 --> 01:20:16,279
that were kids and were watching this time, like this

1576
01:20:16,439 --> 01:20:18,319
was a match they remember to this day. And even

1577
01:20:18,359 --> 01:20:21,079
if they didn't, WB will tell you you should have

1578
01:20:21,359 --> 01:20:23,560
and I still can just go watch it. You know,

1579
01:20:23,760 --> 01:20:25,960
shit's fucking dope. So they were just good at that.

1580
01:20:26,079 --> 01:20:29,199
I think that, you know, they always made sure. I

1581
01:20:29,239 --> 01:20:31,720
think WB always made sure to have one foot ahead

1582
01:20:31,720 --> 01:20:32,520
of their own history.

1583
01:20:33,000 --> 01:20:34,760
Speaker 1: Why didn't they do the same thing with match Striker

1584
01:20:34,760 --> 01:20:36,159
and Uchine should?

1585
01:20:36,159 --> 01:20:40,119
Speaker 2: They probably tried. It's just yeah, sometimes you can't. You

1586
01:20:40,199 --> 01:20:42,000
can't pull gold out of an ass crack.

1587
01:20:42,119 --> 01:20:43,119
Speaker 1: You could try.

1588
01:20:44,159 --> 01:20:45,439
Speaker 2: Sometimes it's just gonna be shit.

1589
01:20:48,279 --> 01:20:50,800
Speaker 1: Wow, that is a that's a phrase that should say

1590
01:20:50,840 --> 01:20:52,479
this sense of time. I hope it's ten years people

1591
01:20:52,520 --> 01:20:54,600
are saying exactly what you just like it said there

1592
01:20:54,880 --> 01:20:57,520
that like should be held up in the legendary phrases

1593
01:20:57,560 --> 01:20:58,119
of our era.

1594
01:20:58,960 --> 01:21:00,960
Speaker 2: I hope it's forgot about for hours.

1595
01:21:04,119 --> 01:21:06,000
Speaker 1: As long as somebody pusts about it just says, this

1596
01:21:06,119 --> 01:21:10,119
is cool. I'll take that. So they show this clip

1597
01:21:10,159 --> 01:21:13,119
and Fully says, there it is by defining WrestleMania moment

1598
01:21:13,600 --> 01:21:15,399
looking at your eyes and knowing you never be the

1599
01:21:15,439 --> 01:21:17,800
same again, and knowing that you knew that from then

1600
01:21:17,880 --> 01:21:20,640
on that it was all downhill for Edge and knowing

1601
01:21:20,720 --> 01:21:23,000
it took years off your life and you would never

1602
01:21:23,039 --> 01:21:25,800
want to go through that typeell again. And Folly says,

1603
01:21:25,840 --> 01:21:27,760
I want to go through it again, and that's why

1604
01:21:27,920 --> 01:21:31,399
next week right here, Oh no, sorry, he says, that's

1605
01:21:31,439 --> 01:21:35,199
why I want right now a WrestleMania rematch right here

1606
01:21:35,399 --> 01:21:38,439
in clubs Ohio. He does a thumbs up to the camera, which.

1607
01:21:38,600 --> 01:21:40,920
Speaker 2: Of course I love that. The cheap pop you can't

1608
01:21:40,960 --> 01:21:41,239
beat it.

1609
01:21:41,479 --> 01:21:45,159
Speaker 1: It always works, and Edge says, very cute. You know

1610
01:21:45,520 --> 01:21:47,520
you wait until I go through a Hlacious trouble Threat

1611
01:21:47,560 --> 01:21:49,359
match and I get blasted with a chair and sledgehammer,

1612
01:21:50,079 --> 01:21:52,319
and you know what, I still have strep throat from

1613
01:21:52,359 --> 01:21:54,439
doing raw in front of those Limeys in England.

1614
01:21:56,319 --> 01:21:58,720
Speaker 2: That was good man. I've had strep throat for a

1615
01:21:58,800 --> 01:21:59,520
month and a half.

1616
01:22:01,479 --> 01:22:02,920
Speaker 1: What says, you know what, when it comes to you

1617
01:22:03,000 --> 01:22:07,239
and I tonight, you're on and the crowd pops. Yeah,

1618
01:22:07,239 --> 01:22:09,840
it's a huge pop. Everyone's excited, and the Edge looks

1619
01:22:09,840 --> 01:22:12,039
at him, You're on crack.

1620
01:22:15,279 --> 01:22:19,439
Speaker 2: Holy shit, man, that legit made me laugh. I was like,

1621
01:22:19,560 --> 01:22:21,760
holy man, that was good, dude.

1622
01:22:21,880 --> 01:22:23,920
Speaker 1: That was like a rock level delivery.

1623
01:22:24,000 --> 01:22:27,680
Speaker 2: I was I did not expect that, dude, did not

1624
01:22:27,880 --> 01:22:32,920
expect that, You're on Edge. One of his WrestleMania moments,

1625
01:22:33,439 --> 01:22:37,439
and his biggest moment, was against Mick Foley, who is

1626
01:22:37,560 --> 01:22:38,399
on crack.

1627
01:22:44,840 --> 01:22:47,119
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, it says, I'm not wrestling you matched, no way,

1628
01:22:47,600 --> 01:22:50,039
but you know what, you were stupid enough to challenge

1629
01:22:50,079 --> 01:22:52,760
me next week out a principal, I'll take you on

1630
01:22:52,880 --> 01:22:53,920
in any match you want.

1631
01:22:54,680 --> 01:22:56,960
Speaker 2: The crowd just deflated, Yeah dude.

1632
01:22:57,000 --> 01:23:00,279
Speaker 1: They were like, fuck man, dude. And that's like, I mean,

1633
01:23:00,520 --> 01:23:02,239
you know, I guess that's the thing w W does

1634
01:23:02,279 --> 01:23:04,840
forever because they are a big fucking you know, people

1635
01:23:04,880 --> 01:23:06,560
are watching this more people are watching it on TV

1636
01:23:06,680 --> 01:23:09,399
than watching in the audience. But like, it's funny. That's

1637
01:23:09,399 --> 01:23:11,760
something like we had to learn, like, hey, man, don't

1638
01:23:11,920 --> 01:23:14,039
if it's not gonna be here, don't fucking say that

1639
01:23:14,119 --> 01:23:18,680
it's gonna not be here just yeah, like we'll do

1640
01:23:18,800 --> 01:23:22,039
it not out here because the crowd will not like this, dude,

1641
01:23:22,039 --> 01:23:23,840
the crowd does not want to hear. They're not getting

1642
01:23:23,840 --> 01:23:27,000
it right here, right now. But so that's what happened there. Yeah,

1643
01:23:27,000 --> 01:23:29,720
as you said, I mean, they advertise it's huge, he says,

1644
01:23:30,239 --> 01:23:33,680
poor wire razor wire fuck tags anything I get my

1645
01:23:33,760 --> 01:23:35,880
hands on. So I want you to go home and

1646
01:23:36,239 --> 01:23:37,680
rest up from your strep throat.

1647
01:23:39,079 --> 01:23:40,680
Speaker 2: That's important, thank you.

1648
01:23:45,239 --> 01:23:50,800
Speaker 1: I don't want to get sick because it sucks because

1649
01:23:50,800 --> 01:23:53,079
you're gonna need your voice to scream for mercy. And

1650
01:23:53,199 --> 01:23:55,560
you think about that edge and then you try, you

1651
01:23:55,760 --> 01:23:59,640
try to have a nice day. Bag bang, I mean

1652
01:23:59,680 --> 01:24:03,880
full First of all, tremendous problem this guy, this guy

1653
01:24:03,920 --> 01:24:06,479
could sell me fucking anything in the entire world. Man,

1654
01:24:06,640 --> 01:24:08,000
he is so so good at this.

1655
01:24:08,840 --> 01:24:10,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, he definitely still has his fastball here.

1656
01:24:11,720 --> 01:24:15,079
Speaker 1: Second, I believe, if I'm not mistaken, I don't believe

1657
01:24:15,119 --> 01:24:18,399
they have any kind of match. I believe fully turns here.

1658
01:24:19,039 --> 01:24:22,680
And this leads to the edge fully dreamer funk one

1659
01:24:22,720 --> 01:24:26,239
night stand match. Hmm okay, sure, I think that's where

1660
01:24:26,279 --> 01:24:28,680
this goes. And Folly like calls edge like the new

1661
01:24:28,720 --> 01:24:31,239
hardcore legend. YadA, YadA, YadA. I'm pretty sure that's where

1662
01:24:31,279 --> 01:24:33,680
this ends up because I don't remember a raw razor

1663
01:24:33,760 --> 01:24:37,199
wire edge match, so I assume that's where this goes.

1664
01:24:38,399 --> 01:24:41,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean the Folly and Funk stuff was cool, Yes.

1665
01:24:41,800 --> 01:24:46,239
Speaker 1: Dude, Oh my god. I mean I I love watching

1666
01:24:46,319 --> 01:24:49,800
both those guys. Seeing Funk come I mean, Funk coming

1667
01:24:49,840 --> 01:24:51,520
back to do that as cool as fuck, you know

1668
01:24:51,560 --> 01:24:54,159
what I mean? Like m and he will all. He

1669
01:24:54,399 --> 01:24:57,560
always went for it, dude, like there was no his

1670
01:24:57,680 --> 01:24:59,000
body was beat to fuck.

1671
01:25:00,119 --> 01:25:03,680
Speaker 2: Wwe rewind brought to you by oxy chill factor. It's

1672
01:25:03,800 --> 01:25:07,039
cool because acne isn't fuck.

1673
01:25:07,039 --> 01:25:09,600
Speaker 1: That's fucking That's a good That's a good one. How

1674
01:25:09,600 --> 01:25:11,920
doesn't this How does in this last? Why does oxy

1675
01:25:12,079 --> 01:25:13,239
chill factor not exist? Now?

1676
01:25:13,760 --> 01:25:15,520
Speaker 2: Shit probably burns your face off.

1677
01:25:16,039 --> 01:25:19,560
Speaker 1: I mean it had to be just the most alcohol

1678
01:25:21,239 --> 01:25:23,159
fucking just wipe ever.

1679
01:25:23,199 --> 01:25:26,000
Speaker 2: Dude, waking up at five thirty in the morning to

1680
01:25:26,039 --> 01:25:29,279
get ready for school, just putting on the oxy chill factor.

1681
01:25:29,319 --> 01:25:32,359
I'm burning to death here, all right, go away.

1682
01:25:32,199 --> 01:25:39,840
Speaker 1: For the bus, rubbing acid on my pores. Oxy chill factors.

1683
01:25:40,239 --> 01:25:43,680
Rewind is RVD doing the Van Daminator with the briefcase?

1684
01:25:44,279 --> 01:25:47,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, Shelton Benjamin, I guess was the icy champion. Uh

1685
01:25:47,680 --> 01:25:50,399
and RVD beats him and he's mister money in the Bank.

1686
01:25:50,800 --> 01:25:52,880
Speaker 1: Yes he's I I don't know if I remembered that

1687
01:25:52,960 --> 01:25:54,640
that he had the intercnonal title and the money in

1688
01:25:54,640 --> 01:25:56,600
the Bank briefcase at the same time. That's pretty cool.

1689
01:25:56,600 --> 01:25:57,680
This guy is fucking awesome.

1690
01:25:58,399 --> 01:26:01,880
Speaker 2: WWE raw is brought to you my Subway. They got

1691
01:26:02,000 --> 01:26:03,680
them sandwiches. Have you ever heard that?

1692
01:26:08,439 --> 01:26:12,000
Speaker 1: It's been so long, It's been so long.

1693
01:26:11,880 --> 01:26:14,760
Speaker 2: Since we've seen Subway as the sponsor for this show.

1694
01:26:15,039 --> 01:26:19,880
Speaker 1: I know, it's like visiting an old friend. Goddamn. Yeah, sandwiches.

1695
01:26:20,039 --> 01:26:22,720
They got that new Italian trio.

1696
01:26:23,279 --> 01:26:29,239
Speaker 2: Tomb Raider Legend, a new video game, Skittles, a new food.

1697
01:26:29,880 --> 01:26:32,279
Speaker 1: Share, the Rainbow, James Taste the Rainbow.

1698
01:26:33,159 --> 01:26:36,079
Speaker 2: Yeah, they fired fucking JR. He does the skittle atterid.

1699
01:26:36,319 --> 01:26:37,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, they didn't want a Joe to give it a

1700
01:26:37,720 --> 01:26:40,039
try or oh my god, skittles like that would have

1701
01:26:40,119 --> 01:26:40,800
bought me a little.

1702
01:26:43,840 --> 01:26:46,800
Speaker 2: So now it's time for the Master lock Challenge.

1703
01:26:46,960 --> 01:26:51,199
Speaker 1: Oh shit, and lock him up, Lock him up, Lock

1704
01:26:51,399 --> 01:26:55,680
him up. Holy shit, Chris Master's out here. He does

1705
01:26:55,760 --> 01:26:59,239
his whole fucking entrance. Fucking awesome. He does the thinker

1706
01:26:59,319 --> 01:27:02,479
pos Yeah, he does the pose. He does all the flexing,

1707
01:27:02,840 --> 01:27:05,239
he does the lock him up taunt. He's got it

1708
01:27:05,319 --> 01:27:08,680
all and he uh he says last night's match was

1709
01:27:08,680 --> 01:27:11,840
a fluke. He wrestled Carlito. I said, holy fuck, man,

1710
01:27:11,960 --> 01:27:14,680
you always wrestled Carlito when I watch this show. Oh

1711
01:27:14,840 --> 01:27:15,399
my god.

1712
01:27:15,880 --> 01:27:19,239
Speaker 2: He was married to Carlita the entire time he was there.

1713
01:27:19,640 --> 01:27:21,680
Speaker 1: Man, they were a team. They were feud They team,

1714
01:27:21,800 --> 01:27:23,720
they feud like. This is the only thing they had

1715
01:27:23,800 --> 01:27:26,319
for these two guys was each other. This is stem

1716
01:27:26,359 --> 01:27:28,640
Generico of two thousand and six, two thousand and seven

1717
01:27:28,760 --> 01:27:28,960
or all.

1718
01:27:29,560 --> 01:27:32,439
Speaker 2: Holy shit, dude, if they had that'd be awesome.

1719
01:27:32,800 --> 01:27:36,479
Speaker 1: Oh my god, dude. And he fucking Master locks him

1720
01:27:36,520 --> 01:27:39,720
through the rungs of the ladder. Oh he shit, Now

1721
01:27:39,760 --> 01:27:42,159
we're cooking. Yeah, he comes out here. He says, if

1722
01:27:42,199 --> 01:27:47,800
Carlito gets in my face, I'll drop that motherfucker. You're

1723
01:27:47,800 --> 01:27:49,880
not gonna be spin apples, You're gonna be spinning teeth.

1724
01:27:50,399 --> 01:27:51,520
Oh shit.

1725
01:27:52,079 --> 01:27:53,760
Speaker 2: Anyways, RVD, piece of shit.

1726
01:27:54,119 --> 01:27:55,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, you suck, you suck, you.

1727
01:27:55,720 --> 01:27:57,479
Speaker 2: Had a good match last night, and you won't have

1728
01:27:57,600 --> 01:27:58,960
one tonight, so come out here.

1729
01:28:01,039 --> 01:28:04,119
Speaker 1: I definitely thought this was an Intercondinental title match until

1730
01:28:04,199 --> 01:28:06,199
he said, listen, you think you could do it all.

1731
01:28:06,239 --> 01:28:08,319
You want the intercondal title. You're mister money in the Bank.

1732
01:28:08,920 --> 01:28:10,920
Well there's one thing you can't do. And I said,

1733
01:28:11,079 --> 01:28:16,640
oh shit, lock him up, lock him up. He says,

1734
01:28:16,760 --> 01:28:20,560
you can't break this man's master lock. Let's fucking go.

1735
01:28:21,560 --> 01:28:24,319
So I thought I was like, okay, no doubt in

1736
01:28:24,439 --> 01:28:28,319
my mind. RVD comes out here, fakes doing the Master

1737
01:28:28,439 --> 01:28:30,079
Loock Challenge because he's gonna pick the cheer up and

1738
01:28:30,159 --> 01:28:33,159
hit the vandaminator. That is all this is for. I

1739
01:28:33,319 --> 01:28:34,560
was wrong, you were wrong.

1740
01:28:34,800 --> 01:28:36,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, Wow, would have been cool though.

1741
01:28:37,039 --> 01:28:37,840
Speaker 1: Wow. I like that?

1742
01:28:38,399 --> 01:28:38,600
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1743
01:28:38,760 --> 01:28:41,039
Speaker 1: Like that? How the fuck is that? Not? Like they

1744
01:28:41,119 --> 01:28:43,800
don't they don't do that ever? Like I don't know, Like, yeah,

1745
01:28:43,880 --> 01:28:47,680
that's unbelievable. He just already comes out the Intercondinal champion

1746
01:28:47,760 --> 01:28:50,600
and mister Money in the Bank comes out and does

1747
01:28:50,760 --> 01:28:52,159
the Master lock challenge.

1748
01:28:53,359 --> 01:28:56,960
Speaker 2: WHOA, Yeah, this is cool, I'll do it. Have they

1749
01:28:57,000 --> 01:28:59,600
ever had Chris Masters do the Master Lock Challenge and

1750
01:28:59,600 --> 01:29:00,000
win a time?

1751
01:29:01,279 --> 01:29:03,439
Speaker 1: Like oh, like he challenged somebody with the title on

1752
01:29:03,479 --> 01:29:07,119
the line. M yeah, they did not, but they should have.

1753
01:29:08,039 --> 01:29:10,159
Speaker 2: I mean, him winning one of the lower tier belts

1754
01:29:10,199 --> 01:29:13,039
that way is like ultimate shithead stuff.

1755
01:29:13,319 --> 01:29:15,279
Speaker 1: He like, he I don't think he even tried it, right,

1756
01:29:15,399 --> 01:29:16,279
like he should have.

1757
01:29:16,359 --> 01:29:20,239
Speaker 2: The Master Lock just was over until it wasn't and

1758
01:29:20,279 --> 01:29:23,000
then they just I think Bobby Lashley got out of it, right,

1759
01:29:23,079 --> 01:29:25,199
that's right, Yeah, dude, yeah, I mean it just kind

1760
01:29:25,199 --> 01:29:27,239
of went nowhere. They should have had him do the

1761
01:29:27,279 --> 01:29:29,600
Master a Lot challenge, beat somebody that had the belt,

1762
01:29:30,199 --> 01:29:32,800
like in the Master Lot Challenge, and then go into

1763
01:29:32,840 --> 01:29:35,399
a feud with that guy until they can finally fucking

1764
01:29:35,520 --> 01:29:37,720
break out the Master Lock or whoever got gonna win

1765
01:29:37,800 --> 01:29:40,239
the title. So when they do break out the master Lock,

1766
01:29:40,520 --> 01:29:43,079
they get the big pop, they win the match, win

1767
01:29:43,119 --> 01:29:43,720
the belt.

1768
01:29:43,680 --> 01:29:46,199
Speaker 1: Like it's all right there, easy, it's easy.

1769
01:29:46,760 --> 01:29:49,560
Speaker 2: Carlito would have broke the Master Lock challenge because that's

1770
01:29:49,600 --> 01:29:55,479
the only guy he's facing, and it's a ladder war.

1771
01:29:55,840 --> 01:29:58,039
And in the middle of the ladder war, they sit

1772
01:29:58,159 --> 01:30:00,760
down and do the Master Lock Challenge and then Carlito

1773
01:30:00,840 --> 01:30:01,720
breaks out of Oh.

1774
01:30:01,680 --> 01:30:05,399
Speaker 1: My god, he hits the backstabber. He wins. They do

1775
01:30:05,520 --> 01:30:07,920
the masterlock challenge with Carlito sitting on top of the

1776
01:30:08,000 --> 01:30:08,840
ladder faster.

1777
01:30:09,560 --> 01:30:13,960
Speaker 2: Oh my god, holy shit, and then backstabber off the

1778
01:30:14,119 --> 01:30:19,880
ladder to a bridged ladder. Oh my god, yeah, Steve

1779
01:30:20,039 --> 01:30:25,119
Erica style. So RVD literally he comes out here, he

1780
01:30:25,239 --> 01:30:28,840
sits down in his chair and Chris Masters locks him up.

1781
01:30:29,960 --> 01:30:32,680
Speaker 1: They do it. This is like there was no Shenanigans

1782
01:30:32,760 --> 01:30:35,520
until there was. But it wasn't like Rvidy was about

1783
01:30:35,560 --> 01:30:37,439
to lose the Maskelak challenge.

1784
01:30:37,600 --> 01:30:41,640
Speaker 2: I could break that, Hey, I could break that. I

1785
01:30:41,720 --> 01:30:45,680
can break these cups. You think I haven't been shut

1786
01:30:45,760 --> 01:30:51,640
down before. I could do this on concrete. This is

1787
01:30:51,680 --> 01:30:56,239
not a problem to me. Shelton Benjamin thing comes down

1788
01:30:56,359 --> 01:30:59,359
as RVD. I mean, he's legit about to lose the master.

1789
01:30:59,800 --> 01:31:03,159
Speaker 1: He's not even like didn't even hint that Arbady was

1790
01:31:03,159 --> 01:31:04,920
breaking out of it, which probably would have made more sense,

1791
01:31:05,000 --> 01:31:08,399
right like he like Arbaty's like nearly there, like Masters

1792
01:31:08,479 --> 01:31:10,960
is wide eyed struggling, So Shelton has to come out

1793
01:31:11,000 --> 01:31:14,000
and fuck Armity up. No, Armdy's like about to pass out,

1794
01:31:14,000 --> 01:31:15,760
and Sean comes out and starts punching him in his head.

1795
01:31:16,720 --> 01:31:18,000
Speaker 2: I mean that is super funny.

1796
01:31:18,319 --> 01:31:24,840
Speaker 6: I means, has that ship in rv D. RVD is struggling,

1797
01:31:25,840 --> 01:31:29,600
he's ragged on him and then Shutting Vision runs down

1798
01:31:29,840 --> 01:31:33,600
and just starts punching in the head Like what the fuck?

1799
01:31:34,439 --> 01:31:37,640
Speaker 2: I mean that ship was funny as fun though. I mean,

1800
01:31:37,680 --> 01:31:40,239
he just basically comes out of nowhere starts punching his

1801
01:31:40,319 --> 01:31:41,279
ship out of his dude.

1802
01:31:41,680 --> 01:31:45,199
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, they set him up. They set rvd's ass up,

1803
01:31:45,680 --> 01:31:46,520
and that is not cool.

1804
01:31:48,119 --> 01:31:51,359
Speaker 2: Carlino comes down with a chair and him and RVD

1805
01:31:51,600 --> 01:31:52,560
get them out of the ring.

1806
01:31:53,239 --> 01:31:55,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, Corldo hits masters with a chair and Shelton

1807
01:31:55,640 --> 01:31:59,439
powders uh and thank god we I mean, we went

1808
01:31:59,560 --> 01:32:06,359
to any segments without the Spirit Squad. So Nikki, wait,

1809
01:32:06,399 --> 01:32:11,720
that's us. I'm here to show the world.

1810
01:32:12,199 --> 01:32:14,399
Speaker 2: That's all I'm looking for.

1811
01:32:16,720 --> 01:32:19,720
Speaker 1: So Nikki is here and he says, hey, knock it off.

1812
01:32:20,119 --> 01:32:23,399
I'm the general manager, God damn it, and as co

1813
01:32:23,640 --> 01:32:25,800
general manager, I've written a special cheer just for you.

1814
01:32:27,920 --> 01:32:30,520
There's no need to scream, there's no need to shout.

1815
01:32:31,159 --> 01:32:32,880
The four of you are now wrestling in a tag

1816
01:32:32,960 --> 01:32:36,399
team bout and oh yeah that starts right now. Again.

1817
01:32:36,960 --> 01:32:39,479
This is a babyface thing to do. He put he

1818
01:32:39,680 --> 01:32:41,359
gave the people the magic they wanted to see.

1819
01:32:41,720 --> 01:32:43,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't exactly understand any of this ship with

1820
01:32:43,920 --> 01:32:46,840
the Spirit Squad. I mean, like, like I said, there

1821
01:32:47,000 --> 01:32:48,760
is stuff to do with the Spirit Squad. There's a

1822
01:32:48,800 --> 01:32:50,720
ton of stuff to do with the Spirit Squad, and

1823
01:32:50,800 --> 01:32:52,119
they're just not doing any of it.

1824
01:32:53,479 --> 01:32:59,000
Speaker 1: Maybe they just they just no way. They just put

1825
01:32:59,039 --> 01:33:01,960
shot through the table, right, that's just getting started. Yeah,

1826
01:33:02,000 --> 01:33:02,960
you're right. Huh.

1827
01:33:03,319 --> 01:33:04,279
Speaker 2: Super funny part here.

1828
01:33:04,319 --> 01:33:07,680
Speaker 1: So he announces this match and a custom custom Masters

1829
01:33:07,760 --> 01:33:10,720
at ringside, and Master says, oh, come on, I'm not

1830
01:33:10,760 --> 01:33:12,520
ready for that. I was doing the Master Lock Challenge

1831
01:33:12,560 --> 01:33:17,880
and he doesn't talk. I was doing the Master shit.

1832
01:33:18,119 --> 01:33:22,000
Go on. Fuck Instead, we gotta have a shitty match.

1833
01:33:22,760 --> 01:33:24,039
Speaker 2: Chris Masters is the.

1834
01:33:24,159 --> 01:33:27,359
Speaker 1: Heel and he's mad at the Heel general manager for

1835
01:33:27,520 --> 01:33:28,239
making a mask.

1836
01:33:28,760 --> 01:33:29,039
Speaker 2: Dude.

1837
01:33:30,039 --> 01:33:32,279
Speaker 1: Something seriously lost the translation here, man.

1838
01:33:32,880 --> 01:33:35,359
Speaker 2: So yeah, man, we have Chris Masters and shouting Benjamin

1839
01:33:35,479 --> 01:33:39,199
versus Carlito and Rob van Dam. During the commercial, Chris

1840
01:33:39,319 --> 01:33:42,199
Masters hit a power slam on rv D and now

1841
01:33:42,600 --> 01:33:45,039
he's getting some heat, of course, and.

1842
01:33:45,239 --> 01:33:46,680
Speaker 1: You would have seen that if you were on w

1843
01:33:46,880 --> 01:33:49,359
dot com. Unlimited. You fucking stupid ass bastard like you,

1844
01:33:49,439 --> 01:33:51,800
Why are you wasted time? Like, get on this fucking

1845
01:33:52,319 --> 01:33:53,079
this is crazy.

1846
01:33:53,119 --> 01:33:55,239
Speaker 2: I'm in the middle of an oblivion gate right now.

1847
01:33:55,720 --> 01:33:59,079
Speaker 1: Dude, No fucking shot like w Unlimited's got what you need.

1848
01:33:59,479 --> 01:34:03,960
You're fucking sit on your couch at home. Nothing. You

1849
01:34:04,039 --> 01:34:09,640
gotta go on Unlimited. They got Maria, They got Maria Unlimited.

1850
01:34:10,760 --> 01:34:14,319
That should have been the w fucking olimited commercial. Literally,

1851
01:34:14,439 --> 01:34:15,199
let's pass as you by.

1852
01:34:21,039 --> 01:34:24,079
Speaker 2: Yeah, So we go backstage. Vince McMahon and Candace Michelle

1853
01:34:24,119 --> 01:34:24,800
are making out.

1854
01:34:25,039 --> 01:34:27,039
Speaker 1: There's no like, there's no one walks in. It's just

1855
01:34:27,279 --> 01:34:28,279
they're just they just show that.

1856
01:34:28,720 --> 01:34:30,479
Speaker 2: Yep. And we come back to the match and Shelton

1857
01:34:30,600 --> 01:34:32,199
is working on RvDs back now.

1858
01:34:32,399 --> 01:34:34,520
Speaker 1: Some more heat, brother, we needed some more heat on

1859
01:34:34,640 --> 01:34:35,039
this show.

1860
01:34:35,479 --> 01:34:38,960
Speaker 2: A ref in hands, Joey Styles, a note just fuck you.

1861
01:34:43,000 --> 01:34:45,800
It wasn't even like from anybody. They just came up

1862
01:34:45,800 --> 01:34:48,239
with a storyline like on the flip the ref like

1863
01:34:48,359 --> 01:34:50,119
shoot headed him, a note that said fuck you.

1864
01:34:51,199 --> 01:34:53,720
Speaker 1: A ref comes up and a note and it's a

1865
01:34:54,439 --> 01:34:58,119
crude drog of boobs. J just's what.

1866
01:35:00,640 --> 01:35:02,079
Speaker 2: RVD says, what what was that?

1867
01:35:02,640 --> 01:35:03,039
Speaker 5: What was that?

1868
01:35:04,319 --> 01:35:04,640
Speaker 6: What he.

1869
01:35:06,840 --> 01:35:10,600
Speaker 1: Rob fucking get the ring? What the fuck? How are

1870
01:35:10,680 --> 01:35:17,680
you over here? It's just he no, it's wrong, all right.

1871
01:35:19,960 --> 01:35:21,880
So yeah, Lola says, oh, what's this now? You can't

1872
01:35:21,920 --> 01:35:25,119
be handing notes of the broadcast called the match and Joey,

1873
01:35:25,760 --> 01:35:28,760
you're telling me to call the match? Yeah, fuck you, buddy,

1874
01:35:29,039 --> 01:35:32,640
he's son of a bitch. So Joey reads this note

1875
01:35:33,000 --> 01:35:35,159
and he says, well, apparently the co general managers of

1876
01:35:35,199 --> 01:35:37,359
the Evening the Spirit Squad, want to see me right

1877
01:35:37,479 --> 01:35:39,640
now during a live television broadcast.

1878
01:35:40,399 --> 01:35:44,239
Speaker 2: Well, Shulton hits a high kick on Carlito. Here, RvDs

1879
01:35:44,359 --> 01:35:46,720
up on top and he hits a sid kick all

1880
01:35:46,840 --> 01:35:48,640
the way across the ring to Shelton.

1881
01:35:49,119 --> 01:35:52,239
Speaker 1: This is video game asque how much fucking distance r

1882
01:35:52,279 --> 01:35:55,000
Wedy clears here? Like this is unreal impressive that not

1883
01:35:55,079 --> 01:35:57,720
only he can do this get that distance, but land

1884
01:35:57,800 --> 01:35:59,439
without breaking all of his legs.

1885
01:36:00,239 --> 01:36:02,880
Speaker 2: Chris Masters goes for the mother fin bomb, but Carlito

1886
01:36:02,960 --> 01:36:04,520
gets down and hits the backstabber.

1887
01:36:05,039 --> 01:36:06,960
Speaker 1: I mean that's a good you know they were doing

1888
01:36:07,000 --> 01:36:08,560
that all the time too, Like that was the finish

1889
01:36:08,640 --> 01:36:10,239
of a lot of the house show matches for sure.

1890
01:36:10,520 --> 01:36:12,439
Speaker 2: Yeah, they practiced that one a lot, for sure.

1891
01:36:13,159 --> 01:36:15,840
Speaker 1: Never in a million years, James, There's been a lot

1892
01:36:15,920 --> 01:36:17,439
on the show that I couldn't predict. Never in a

1893
01:36:17,479 --> 01:36:19,439
million years that I see what was coming next coming.

1894
01:36:19,760 --> 01:36:23,479
Speaker 2: Shelton goes to use the chair here, but Charlie Haass,

1895
01:36:24,359 --> 01:36:27,119
one of the top acts two thousand and six for aw.

1896
01:36:27,159 --> 01:36:29,199
Speaker 1: The Click member, Charlie assins here.

1897
01:36:29,159 --> 01:36:37,760
Speaker 2: Thousand and six. Clit Clint, Yeah, yeah, you are in

1898
01:36:37,840 --> 01:36:39,520
the Clint brother, you aren't in the Click.

1899
01:36:39,560 --> 01:36:45,399
Speaker 1: I'll tell you that I have the Click commander. Yeah.

1900
01:36:45,479 --> 01:36:47,119
Speaker 2: So as Shelton goes to use the chair here, but

1901
01:36:47,279 --> 01:36:51,680
Charlie Hass shows up, grabs the chair, and this allows

1902
01:36:51,720 --> 01:36:54,239
Carlito to roll up Shelton and pick up the win.

1903
01:36:54,800 --> 01:36:58,039
Speaker 1: Yeah. Charlie Haass leaves through the crowd because he did

1904
01:36:58,119 --> 01:37:00,640
the deed. Carlito is very happy. He must think this

1905
01:37:00,800 --> 01:37:03,920
is cool. Shelton is in the ring, very confused. He

1906
01:37:04,000 --> 01:37:05,600
must not know that Charlie has still works here.

1907
01:37:06,399 --> 01:37:09,159
Speaker 2: Dude. I mean, Carlito on RVD is a cool team.

1908
01:37:09,199 --> 01:37:11,479
I mean they both are fucking with cool heavy.

1909
01:37:11,560 --> 01:37:14,359
Speaker 1: Holy shit, You're right, that is fucking awesome. They should

1910
01:37:14,359 --> 01:37:15,399
have ran with that for a while.

1911
01:37:16,079 --> 01:37:17,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, he doesn't spit in an rvd's face.

1912
01:37:17,880 --> 01:37:21,000
Speaker 1: You, Uh, no, no, if anything, he's just blowing smoke.

1913
01:37:21,560 --> 01:37:25,760
Speaker 2: Dude, Holy shit, they should have been back chairs. Charlie

1914
01:37:25,800 --> 01:37:28,439
hass coming out here, by the way and taking the chair.

1915
01:37:29,119 --> 01:37:32,520
This match and this postmatch felt like twenty ten roh.

1916
01:37:33,039 --> 01:37:39,359
Speaker 1: Oh, my good god, you're right. What the fuck Jesus dude, Yeah,

1917
01:37:39,800 --> 01:37:44,239
there's a lot of twenty ten roh on this entire show. Actually, right.

1918
01:37:46,800 --> 01:37:49,560
Speaker 2: Backstage segment, Joey Styles is now here with the Spirit

1919
01:37:49,640 --> 01:37:52,760
Squad and he's just trying to do his job.

1920
01:37:53,119 --> 01:37:55,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, so they invite him into what I assume is

1921
01:37:55,399 --> 01:37:58,039
the Spirit Squad room. It's very similar to the Midian

1922
01:37:58,119 --> 01:37:59,840
Room and the Black Rain Room. This is just the

1923
01:38:00,000 --> 01:38:02,840
Spirits Squad room, which has green and white balloons. That's

1924
01:38:02,920 --> 01:38:06,600
how they get down here. And uh, they invite Joey

1925
01:38:06,600 --> 01:38:09,760
into the room and Kenny says, Joey, come on, Joey,

1926
01:38:10,039 --> 01:38:12,720
sit down, and he pushes Joey down on the couch

1927
01:38:13,239 --> 01:38:16,000
and the Spirits Squad are all surrounding him all like god,

1928
01:38:16,039 --> 01:38:18,880
they're prankically on top of them, and Joey says, you know,

1929
01:38:18,920 --> 01:38:21,560
we're doing a live TV show and Kenny says, I

1930
01:38:21,680 --> 01:38:25,560
realized that we're the general managers. We've been booking a

1931
01:38:25,600 --> 01:38:27,800
shitty as show. I know what's got here.

1932
01:38:28,119 --> 01:38:33,039
Speaker 2: Yeah, we think think match. Thanks Joey, I probably think

1933
01:38:33,079 --> 01:38:38,359
it sucks. Yeah, Mitch starts putting his ass on the

1934
01:38:38,399 --> 01:38:39,600
ground and going around the room.

1935
01:38:40,920 --> 01:38:43,279
Speaker 1: It sucks. Joey lay on the floor. He's gonna do

1936
01:38:43,319 --> 01:38:44,800
the ass fucking thing to Eve real quick.

1937
01:38:46,079 --> 01:38:46,199
Speaker 5: Well.

1938
01:38:46,279 --> 01:38:48,319
Speaker 1: Kenny says, you know why you're here because you have

1939
01:38:48,479 --> 01:38:51,560
no spirit, and Joey says, I'm just calling the matches.

1940
01:38:51,560 --> 01:38:55,079
I'm doing my job and Johnny says, well, you're doing

1941
01:38:55,119 --> 01:38:58,239
a lousy job. Not me. Spirit squad, Johnny, he says,

1942
01:38:58,279 --> 01:39:02,199
you have a distinct lack of spear. It's appalling. Kenny's

1943
01:39:02,199 --> 01:39:04,359
about to become the youngest w champ of all time.

1944
01:39:04,960 --> 01:39:07,000
He doesn't need your negative energy bringing him down. And

1945
01:39:07,079 --> 01:39:09,960
Joey says negative energy. I'm just doing my job and

1946
01:39:10,039 --> 01:39:11,640
Nicky says, you're gonna have to do a better job

1947
01:39:11,680 --> 01:39:14,560
than that, and if you don't, we're gonna tell mister

1948
01:39:14,760 --> 01:39:19,359
man you have to wear this next week. Joel Mikey. So, Mikey.

1949
01:39:20,399 --> 01:39:23,000
They must have figured that this would like they did

1950
01:39:23,079 --> 01:39:26,119
the thing earlier James, and then they were like, oh,

1951
01:39:27,520 --> 01:39:30,960
we should have We should have embarrassed the dudes with

1952
01:39:31,079 --> 01:39:33,920
this because he pulls out the cheerleader outfit and they

1953
01:39:34,000 --> 01:39:36,319
put it on Joey's body and say, oh, you're gonna

1954
01:39:36,319 --> 01:39:36,760
have to wear this.

1955
01:39:37,319 --> 01:39:42,840
Speaker 2: They should have brought out Cane's outfit. We're gonna make

1956
01:39:42,880 --> 01:39:45,359
you wear this, Oh my god.

1957
01:39:49,000 --> 01:39:52,000
Speaker 1: So uh. Nicky says, we had four cheerleaders out there tonight.

1958
01:39:52,079 --> 01:39:54,479
Next week it is gonna be one more, uh, and

1959
01:39:54,600 --> 01:39:57,640
we made this inst your size, and Nicky says, let

1960
01:39:57,720 --> 01:40:01,800
me hear you say it. The new w W champion

1961
01:40:02,880 --> 01:40:07,119
is Kenny. And Joey says, are you serious? And they

1962
01:40:07,159 --> 01:40:09,079
all fucking hound him to say it, and Joey says,

1963
01:40:09,279 --> 01:40:13,000
the new w champion is Kenny. What the fuck? What

1964
01:40:13,279 --> 01:40:17,000
the fuck? What the fuck? They are losing their fucking

1965
01:40:17,119 --> 01:40:19,880
minds that he fucked us up. I'm surprised they didn't

1966
01:40:19,880 --> 01:40:21,840
all just start stomping him Albaret there, which would have

1967
01:40:21,880 --> 01:40:22,479
been very funny.

1968
01:40:22,520 --> 01:40:24,239
Speaker 2: By the way, Hey guys, I don't know if you

1969
01:40:24,319 --> 01:40:26,479
watched the show. I'm not the color commensator. That would

1970
01:40:26,520 --> 01:40:27,680
be Jerry Lawler steal.

1971
01:40:29,119 --> 01:40:30,520
Speaker 1: No, we don't watch the show. Can you see how

1972
01:40:30,520 --> 01:40:33,640
the show's running. We don't watch the show. Yeah, So

1973
01:40:33,840 --> 01:40:39,079
Joey says, the nude w B champion is Kenny, and

1974
01:40:39,199 --> 01:40:41,640
Kenny says, let me show you how it's done. Oh,

1975
01:40:41,720 --> 01:40:50,199
my god, the nude w B Champion Kenny Kenny. This

1976
01:40:50,359 --> 01:40:53,960
may be dude. Okay, I did think that too. I

1977
01:40:54,079 --> 01:40:57,079
was like, wow, there is this is pretty close. Kenny

1978
01:40:57,359 --> 01:41:00,399
yelling Kenny at him did fucking make me laft because

1979
01:41:00,399 --> 01:41:02,039
he just says it's so obnoxious.

1980
01:41:02,239 --> 01:41:03,560
Speaker 2: He's just staring right at him.

1981
01:41:04,239 --> 01:41:07,760
Speaker 1: Got a. He says, now get out here and start

1982
01:41:07,840 --> 01:41:10,439
practicing and finish your job. And they throw Joey out

1983
01:41:10,439 --> 01:41:12,720
of the room and Kenny throws a balloon at him,

1984
01:41:13,119 --> 01:41:17,760
and Kenny is just staring out of the room. It's

1985
01:41:18,039 --> 01:41:22,600
just him standing there. Got it? Got it?

1986
01:41:22,680 --> 01:41:29,199
Speaker 2: He's like a fucking Pokemon. Well now it's time for

1987
01:41:29,359 --> 01:41:31,840
the Joey Styles backlash segment.

1988
01:41:32,239 --> 01:41:37,800
Speaker 1: My god, I cherished this promo. I have referenced this

1989
01:41:38,439 --> 01:41:40,680
through probably. I mean, I don't know if there's a

1990
01:41:40,760 --> 01:41:43,199
year that has gone by that I haven't referenced part

1991
01:41:43,279 --> 01:41:46,000
of this promo on something I thought, especially on the legacy.

1992
01:41:46,960 --> 01:41:50,920
I love this promo. Fucking so much. James brought up

1993
01:41:50,960 --> 01:41:53,760
this episode to me and I immediately started quoting it

1994
01:41:53,840 --> 01:41:54,199
to him.

1995
01:41:56,039 --> 01:41:57,119
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was funny.

1996
01:41:57,279 --> 01:42:00,399
Speaker 1: I was super excited to talk about this. So Jerry

1997
01:42:00,479 --> 01:42:02,359
Lawler is of course he had to call the rest

1998
01:42:02,399 --> 01:42:04,479
of that tag match that we just saw. He was alone,

1999
01:42:05,000 --> 01:42:06,960
and now Joey Styles is coming back the ringside and

2000
01:42:07,039 --> 01:42:09,399
Jerry's standing up. He's on the mic so the house

2001
01:42:09,439 --> 01:42:12,239
can hear him, and Jerry says, okay, everyone, he's coming back.

2002
01:42:12,479 --> 01:42:15,800
Let's hear it for our lead announcer and future cheerleader.

2003
01:42:15,960 --> 01:42:19,439
Joey Styles. Go on, Joey, and he says, let me

2004
01:42:19,479 --> 01:42:21,119
hear you say you're lying. Let me hear you say

2005
01:42:21,199 --> 01:42:25,199
the new w champion is kiddy God. Joey say what spirit?

2006
01:42:25,680 --> 01:42:28,760
Joey's obviously not fucking having it, and Joey says, how

2007
01:42:28,760 --> 01:42:31,640
about if we just do our jobs, King and call

2008
01:42:31,680 --> 01:42:32,479
a wrestling match?

2009
01:42:34,359 --> 01:42:38,680
Speaker 2: I mean, it is so good. How about we just

2010
01:42:38,800 --> 01:42:40,479
called the pro wrestling in the ring. How about that?

2011
01:42:40,960 --> 01:42:47,479
Speaker 1: What is that what we were doing? Fuck that? I'll

2012
01:42:47,560 --> 01:42:50,560
do anything but fucking call another match like that one?

2013
01:42:51,600 --> 01:42:56,680
You call this pro wrestling? Really? So Jerry says, come on, Joey,

2014
01:42:56,760 --> 01:42:59,000
let's show us a spirit. If you were to a

2015
01:42:59,079 --> 01:43:01,359
c W, you'd be that spirit. I can hear it now.

2016
01:43:01,479 --> 01:43:04,760
Oh my god, Joey says, if I was in e

2017
01:43:04,840 --> 01:43:13,079
c W, you'd be on correct. Yeah, Joey says, this

2018
01:43:13,199 --> 01:43:15,960
was e CW. I wouldn't be working with a hack

2019
01:43:16,159 --> 01:43:21,239
like you. No hack was hack was w CW. He

2020
01:43:21,399 --> 01:43:22,319
was Sandman there.

2021
01:43:23,960 --> 01:43:27,520
Speaker 2: I hate you, dude.

2022
01:43:27,800 --> 01:43:29,880
Speaker 1: There's a group of dudes like in the front row

2023
01:43:30,000 --> 01:43:32,239
right behind him that are super egging this on and

2024
01:43:32,319 --> 01:43:35,399
they like added to a ton. So Jerry says, oh, yeah,

2025
01:43:35,399 --> 01:43:37,560
you know what, that's good. Joey's showed some spirit, and

2026
01:43:37,720 --> 01:43:39,960
Joy says, can you want to see some spirit? And

2027
01:43:40,079 --> 01:43:42,199
he gives them a light push. How's that for spirit?

2028
01:43:42,840 --> 01:43:46,479
He double shoves him. How's that for spirit? Then Joey

2029
01:43:46,800 --> 01:43:50,159
slaps the fuck out of Jerry. Lawler gives him a

2030
01:43:50,239 --> 01:43:51,600
fucking good one here, dude.

2031
01:43:51,920 --> 01:43:53,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, and King pushes him back over. He says, you

2032
01:43:53,840 --> 01:43:55,279
little idiot, drop.

2033
01:43:55,159 --> 01:44:01,680
Speaker 1: The normal fucking Lawler voice. Idiot Pie faces him, Joey

2034
01:44:01,720 --> 01:44:04,880
flips over his chair and then Joey storms away. He

2035
01:44:05,000 --> 01:44:07,760
goes up the ramp. There's e C dub chance.

2036
01:44:07,720 --> 01:44:10,720
Speaker 2: Dude, it's like super easy to forget sometimes that Lawler's

2037
01:44:10,800 --> 01:44:14,560
commentary voice and then Lawler as a wrestler's voice are

2038
01:44:14,720 --> 01:44:18,359
differently different. Yeah, like when Lawler came into E. C

2039
01:44:18,600 --> 01:44:22,079
W and shit like the you little idiot thing sounded

2040
01:44:22,279 --> 01:44:25,600
so much like Lawler from that time period with rushing down.

2041
01:44:25,640 --> 01:44:27,800
He said you little idiot and then like he just

2042
01:44:27,920 --> 01:44:29,560
goes right back to oh.

2043
01:44:29,479 --> 01:44:36,760
Speaker 1: Come on, okay, sorry got him? Yeah, So we uh

2044
01:44:36,880 --> 01:44:38,560
we we got a commercial, we get a recap which

2045
01:44:38,560 --> 01:44:40,359
just happened, and Lawler is still a commentary here. He's

2046
01:44:40,359 --> 01:44:42,800
on the mic, the house mic, and uh, he says,

2047
01:44:42,880 --> 01:44:44,920
let me all right listen. Uh during the break, I

2048
01:44:45,000 --> 01:44:47,239
apologize to the fans, and right now, I'd like to

2049
01:44:47,279 --> 01:44:49,920
take this opportunity to apologize to you. Joey styles my fault,

2050
01:44:50,239 --> 01:44:51,399
you know, just trying to have a little fun. We

2051
01:44:51,520 --> 01:44:53,680
just has a funny here on wrong I do. Joey

2052
01:44:53,760 --> 01:44:55,800
walks back out onto the top of the ramp and

2053
01:44:55,840 --> 01:44:58,800
he's got a mic. So Joey says, you want to apologize,

2054
01:44:59,199 --> 01:45:01,279
like nothing happened, Like you didn't just knock me on

2055
01:45:01,319 --> 01:45:03,680
my ass in front of millions of people worldwide. And

2056
01:45:03,760 --> 01:45:06,199
I'm gonna come down there and work with you. I'm

2057
01:45:06,279 --> 01:45:10,399
not coming back, and now, thanks to the magic of

2058
01:45:10,600 --> 01:45:14,000
live television, I'm gonna show the whole world why. For

2059
01:45:14,119 --> 01:45:18,159
seven years at ECW, I was the unscripted, uncensored, loose

2060
01:45:18,239 --> 01:45:19,279
Canada commentary.

2061
01:45:20,119 --> 01:45:21,279
Speaker 2: He's like, un.

2062
01:45:23,840 --> 01:45:29,479
Speaker 1: He's ready to fucking go. Six months ago, WWE called.

2063
01:45:29,439 --> 01:45:33,359
Speaker 2: Me, all right, I love I love that first liner there. Yeah,

2064
01:45:33,560 --> 01:45:35,039
six months ago.

2065
01:45:35,600 --> 01:45:41,039
Speaker 1: W W called me. I didn't call this company because

2066
01:45:41,039 --> 01:45:43,560
I was looking for a job. I didn't need a job.

2067
01:45:44,319 --> 01:45:48,560
W w E called me because they had humiliated and

2068
01:45:48,800 --> 01:45:56,079
fired again Jim Ross. Oh hell yeah, yeah, Joey, you

2069
01:45:56,359 --> 01:46:06,399
fucking suns upches. Fuck you? What the fuck? So I

2070
01:46:06,439 --> 01:46:11,680
get JR Spot and from week one, week after week,

2071
01:46:12,359 --> 01:46:17,279
I got an ongoing lecture on the differences on professional

2072
01:46:17,359 --> 01:46:24,239
wrestling and sports entertainment. Dude to howl, how old were we?

2073
01:46:24,319 --> 01:46:24,439
Speaker 5: You know?

2074
01:46:24,600 --> 01:46:29,000
Speaker 1: Six? I was what yeah? Okay, I was probably right

2075
01:46:29,039 --> 01:46:32,800
there too. Then I was eating this up. Thirteen year

2076
01:46:32,800 --> 01:46:36,640
old Johnny was dude. Thirteen year old Johnny was full

2077
01:46:36,720 --> 01:46:41,039
smart already, and I was super fuck sports entertainment. Let's

2078
01:46:41,079 --> 01:46:43,640
go to TNA. I'm indied out like fuck. All the

2079
01:46:43,720 --> 01:46:44,359
rest of this ship.

2080
01:46:45,159 --> 01:46:48,520
Speaker 2: There was balance in the pro wrestling world. You know,

2081
01:46:48,760 --> 01:46:50,600
you had to take a stand. Yeah, you were either

2082
01:46:50,640 --> 01:46:53,119
sports entertainment or you were pro wrestling. Like you were

2083
01:46:53,159 --> 01:46:56,439
either watching fucking czw r OH or you were watching

2084
01:46:56,640 --> 01:46:59,479
WWE or you're watching TNA. There was like there were

2085
01:46:59,600 --> 01:47:02,279
places to be for everybody, Like whatever you liked, you.

2086
01:47:03,000 --> 01:47:05,439
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it was cool to like stay in your lane.

2087
01:47:05,560 --> 01:47:09,239
That was fucking totally cool. And I was fucking riding

2088
01:47:09,319 --> 01:47:12,479
for the wrestling. So I especially as an ECY fan,

2089
01:47:12,600 --> 01:47:17,079
I was like, Oh, let's fucking go, Joe, you goddamn style.

2090
01:47:19,520 --> 01:47:21,439
So Joece's I'm not allow to say wrestling. I'm not

2091
01:47:21,479 --> 01:47:26,000
anna say wrestler. I gotta say sports entertainment and refer

2092
01:47:26,079 --> 01:47:31,720
to the wrestlers as superstars. I'm told to ignore the

2093
01:47:31,800 --> 01:47:35,319
moves and the holds in the matches so I could

2094
01:47:35,359 --> 01:47:40,039
tell stories. Well, ignoring the moves and the holds is

2095
01:47:40,399 --> 01:47:45,000
damn insulting to the athletes, the wrestlers who leave their

2096
01:47:45,119 --> 01:47:48,279
families three hundred days a year to apply their craft

2097
01:47:48,399 --> 01:47:55,880
in that ring. Whoa, I'm fist pumping. I'm fucking fist pumping, dude, craft, dude,

2098
01:47:56,560 --> 01:47:59,960
they are fucking eating it up. So here's the best part.

2099
01:48:00,279 --> 01:48:04,520
Because I'm not a sports entertainment storyteller, I get pulled

2100
01:48:04,520 --> 01:48:08,159
from WrestleMania. I'm a company guy. I swallow the pill.

2101
01:48:09,199 --> 01:48:11,760
And the reason I'm given is is that I don't

2102
01:48:11,800 --> 01:48:14,199
sound like Jim Ross, who's the guy they fired in

2103
01:48:14,279 --> 01:48:18,119
the first place. That makes sense, Right, Then I get

2104
01:48:18,239 --> 01:48:24,800
bumped from backlash. I'm not good enough to call backlash.

2105
01:48:27,119 --> 01:48:30,640
That is a legendary line.

2106
01:48:31,199 --> 01:48:34,560
Speaker 2: That's that's where the primo turned into legend territory.

2107
01:48:34,880 --> 01:48:39,439
Speaker 1: Yes, dude, I'm not good enough to call backlash, which.

2108
01:48:39,359 --> 01:48:42,399
Speaker 2: Like I get bumped from backlash.

2109
01:48:43,439 --> 01:48:47,960
Speaker 1: I'm not good enough to call backlash, which is like

2110
01:48:48,479 --> 01:48:51,079
so fucking funny because like I don't even know at

2111
01:48:51,119 --> 01:48:55,159
the time, like I understood that, like that's Joey's Like

2112
01:48:55,319 --> 01:49:00,640
backlash is a shitty paper view view, right, and like

2113
01:49:00,880 --> 01:49:07,520
I got, I'm not good called blacklash in ECW. I

2114
01:49:07,680 --> 01:49:11,119
called live pay per views on my own solo no

2115
01:49:11,279 --> 01:49:15,279
color commentators dragging me down wasn't done before me, hasn't

2116
01:49:15,319 --> 01:49:18,560
been done since. Oh my god, oh my god, he's

2117
01:49:18,720 --> 01:49:20,359
oh my god, you can't stop this guy.

2118
01:49:20,520 --> 01:49:21,479
Speaker 2: He's going for it.

2119
01:49:21,840 --> 01:49:24,800
Speaker 1: He's going for it. But I'm not good enough to

2120
01:49:24,880 --> 01:49:30,279
call backlash because I'm not a sports entertainment storyteller. Well,

2121
01:49:30,319 --> 01:49:35,000
you know what, I'm sick of sports entertainment. I am

2122
01:49:35,279 --> 01:49:39,520
sick of male cheerleaders. I am sick of boogers and

2123
01:49:39,760 --> 01:49:44,039
bathroom humor and semen, and I am sick of our

2124
01:49:44,199 --> 01:49:48,600
chairman who likes to talk about his own semen. He

2125
01:49:48,960 --> 01:49:51,239
mocks God, he mocks God.

2126
01:49:55,680 --> 01:49:59,119
Speaker 2: Holy shit, dude, dude, he mocks God.

2127
01:49:59,399 --> 01:50:00,960
Speaker 1: He mocked God.

2128
01:50:03,279 --> 01:50:09,279
Speaker 2: Like I am sick of semen, semen stayed dresses, see

2129
01:50:09,439 --> 01:50:22,520
semen dresses, semen st Monica Lewinsky, More pigs, more pigs.

2130
01:50:25,359 --> 01:50:26,760
You know what really pisses me off?

2131
01:50:27,239 --> 01:50:39,720
Speaker 1: More pigs, more semen stained, more pigs, more pigs, male cheerleaders, semen, pigs. Dude,

2132
01:50:39,800 --> 01:50:44,159
I have quoted. He mocks God with slip like I mean,

2133
01:50:44,600 --> 01:50:53,560
fucking up ka jillion times God God and makes up

2134
01:50:53,640 --> 01:50:58,560
with the divas all defeat his own insatiable ego. I

2135
01:50:58,760 --> 01:51:03,479
am sick of sports entertainment, and most of all, I

2136
01:51:03,600 --> 01:51:07,000
am sick of you fans who actually buy into that crap,

2137
01:51:07,520 --> 01:51:11,359
this sports entertainment circus. That's the only thing I wish

2138
01:51:11,439 --> 01:51:14,000
he didn't do. He didn't have to fucking go like

2139
01:51:14,279 --> 01:51:17,239
anti fan here, like he's got his own agenda. But

2140
01:51:17,359 --> 01:51:20,119
I get it was more like make this as real

2141
01:51:20,159 --> 01:51:23,239
as possible, so fucking fire on everybody, right, this.

2142
01:51:23,319 --> 01:51:27,079
Speaker 2: Was Roh was doing to the CZW fans that death

2143
01:51:27,199 --> 01:51:30,840
match bullshit, and I was fucking thrown shit thing.

2144
01:51:30,920 --> 01:51:34,000
Speaker 1: Fuck you, fuck you, Jim Cornett, you fucking shit, fuck you.

2145
01:51:34,720 --> 01:51:39,039
Zach dig beat his ass. I never needed this job,

2146
01:51:39,800 --> 01:51:43,039
and I don't want this job anymore, and this is baller.

2147
01:51:43,199 --> 01:51:45,640
Joey takes the flag off the mic and he chucks

2148
01:51:45,680 --> 01:51:49,119
it behind him. I quit, and he flips the mic

2149
01:51:49,199 --> 01:51:53,119
and walks out. Oh man, that's a bad motherfucker right there.

2150
01:51:54,479 --> 01:51:56,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, Lawler says, all right, well, all right, damn.

2151
01:51:58,079 --> 01:51:58,359
Speaker 1: Shit.

2152
01:51:59,039 --> 01:52:00,520
Speaker 2: I try to get him out of the gutter. I

2153
01:52:00,560 --> 01:52:02,359
guess he doesn't want to. Maybe joe form more at

2154
01:52:02,399 --> 01:52:04,680
home in a bingle hall kiss Paul Hayman's ass.

2155
01:52:06,439 --> 01:52:12,479
Speaker 1: Anyways, had to try to get some heat back, right,

2156
01:52:12,560 --> 01:52:18,119
But man, you got scorched, Like this is killer, This

2157
01:52:18,319 --> 01:52:21,319
is a kill Like there are dudes that they're pushing

2158
01:52:22,000 --> 01:52:23,800
that have never cut a promo like this in their

2159
01:52:23,960 --> 01:52:26,960
entire lives, you know, Like he.

2160
01:52:27,560 --> 01:52:30,119
Speaker 2: For what they asked him to do or whatever they

2161
01:52:30,560 --> 01:52:33,359
asked him for this segment. I mean, he had a

2162
01:52:33,399 --> 01:52:36,239
great promo here. It's probably the most fired up and

2163
01:52:36,479 --> 01:52:41,079
like pro wrestling esque promo on the entire show.

2164
01:52:41,520 --> 01:52:45,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, it's super memorable too, Like yeah right, how

2165
01:52:45,760 --> 01:52:48,760
many of these like can you people remember and the

2166
01:52:48,880 --> 01:52:51,439
Joey Styles turn like you know turn or what are

2167
01:52:51,479 --> 01:52:56,479
you quitting? Fucking super memorable from this era. By the way,

2168
01:52:56,520 --> 01:52:58,920
an interesting thing here from The Observer on me eighth.

2169
01:52:58,960 --> 01:53:01,560
An interesting note to my says is that most assumed

2170
01:53:01,560 --> 01:53:03,880
that it was Paul Hayman writing Joey's promo, but it

2171
01:53:03,960 --> 01:53:05,560
was in fact not written by Hayman nor the w

2172
01:53:05,680 --> 01:53:07,439
W writers. Hayman was not even aware of the content

2173
01:53:07,520 --> 01:53:09,960
of the promo at the time. Styles deserves full credit

2174
01:53:10,039 --> 01:53:11,840
for the promo as he was given leeway to say

2175
01:53:11,880 --> 01:53:14,880
what he wanted based on reality, and Vince McMahon only

2176
01:53:14,880 --> 01:53:18,399
asked him to go for the Juguler fuck Boy, oil

2177
01:53:18,479 --> 01:53:19,000
Boy Diddy.

2178
01:53:19,560 --> 01:53:23,079
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, once you see it, it's hard to

2179
01:53:23,159 --> 01:53:30,079
forget it. Well, now it's time for John Cena versus

2180
01:53:30,319 --> 01:53:37,079
Kenny Kenny WWE Championship Match. Triple Ah is the special

2181
01:53:37,159 --> 01:53:41,079
guest referee Todd Grisham is now on commentary and the

2182
01:53:41,119 --> 01:53:42,520
Spears squad have an airhorn.

2183
01:53:43,079 --> 01:53:45,359
Speaker 1: Holy fuck man, it's a fucking nightmare.

2184
01:53:45,439 --> 01:53:45,560
Speaker 2: Man.

2185
01:53:45,600 --> 01:53:48,960
Speaker 1: I I ate too close to when I went to sleep,

2186
01:53:49,000 --> 01:53:51,000
and this is what I'm dreaming up, this fucking scenario

2187
01:53:51,159 --> 01:53:53,800
right here. Man. By the way, they did show a

2188
01:53:53,840 --> 01:53:57,119
graphic earlier when they when they did it, eventually announced

2189
01:53:57,119 --> 01:53:59,119
that Triple H was gonna be the ref and uh

2190
01:53:59,439 --> 01:54:01,479
it was. They should have seen him, Kenny, and then

2191
01:54:01,520 --> 01:54:03,720
of course Triple H had the photoshops refree shirt on.

2192
01:54:03,920 --> 01:54:06,960
Speaker 2: That's classic. I mean, we're not even too far removed. Yeah,

2193
01:54:07,000 --> 01:54:09,159
we're still in CRTI era. They love doing that. Shit.

2194
01:54:09,560 --> 01:54:11,560
Speaker 1: We're not h yet, are we. Yeah, I guess it's

2195
01:54:11,560 --> 01:54:14,319
still it's still prevalent. Yeah, yah yeah. Triple H of

2196
01:54:14,359 --> 01:54:16,520
course coming out to the King of Kings theme song

2197
01:54:17,319 --> 01:54:20,520
is yeah from the album that yes on Reckless attent Yeah,

2198
01:54:20,560 --> 01:54:22,520
I know, you know when that came out, I did

2199
01:54:22,640 --> 01:54:22,800
like that.

2200
01:54:23,439 --> 01:54:26,199
Speaker 2: Well, Sena comes down here, him and Triple H have

2201
01:54:26,279 --> 01:54:29,600
a stare down. Kenny tries to take advantage early here,

2202
01:54:30,079 --> 01:54:33,319
but Sina instantly takes him down and hits his patented

2203
01:54:33,399 --> 01:54:35,239
elbow drop you.

2204
01:54:35,319 --> 01:54:38,439
Speaker 1: Don't even have to know anything about wrestling to see

2205
01:54:38,520 --> 01:54:41,479
that off rip. Here, Sena is very loudly calling spots

2206
01:54:41,520 --> 01:54:41,880
to Kenny.

2207
01:54:42,000 --> 01:54:44,560
Speaker 2: I'm gonna assume here that like just because you know

2208
01:54:44,720 --> 01:54:47,680
Kenny's twenty, he's green, Like yeah, right, yeah, he's green

2209
01:54:47,760 --> 01:54:49,680
in his first big deal here that like he just

2210
01:54:49,720 --> 01:54:52,079
wanted to make sure the match didn't go off the

2211
01:54:52,159 --> 01:54:56,079
fucking rails or anything. Sure, yeah, but yeah, yeah, once

2212
01:54:56,159 --> 01:54:59,680
you see it, once you see it the entire time,

2213
01:54:59,720 --> 01:55:01,520
it's hard to take your eyes off of it.

2214
01:55:01,800 --> 01:55:04,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, a whole match to like even Sina super loud,

2215
01:55:04,800 --> 01:55:06,960
he calls for like a stalling supplex. I'm like, oh man,

2216
01:55:07,039 --> 01:55:09,119
he like has to walk him through this hole in

2217
01:55:09,199 --> 01:55:09,560
his hand.

2218
01:55:09,680 --> 01:55:11,960
Speaker 2: Well, dude, you know, Scene is not the best at

2219
01:55:12,039 --> 01:55:14,159
hiding his calls anyways, he never has been.

2220
01:55:14,319 --> 01:55:18,199
Speaker 1: No, he legendarily is a fucking call spot loud guy.

2221
01:55:18,359 --> 01:55:20,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, and like once or twice I'm like whatever, you know,

2222
01:55:20,880 --> 01:55:22,680
I know the deal, so I'm not like whatever, but

2223
01:55:22,760 --> 01:55:25,359
it legit is, like it's pretty nuts. When you watch

2224
01:55:25,439 --> 01:55:27,640
the match. He hits the delayed vertical suplex, like he

2225
01:55:27,680 --> 01:55:30,720
grabs him for the suplex and like he like undoes

2226
01:55:30,760 --> 01:55:33,600
the suplex for a second and looks down and tells

2227
01:55:33,680 --> 01:55:35,880
him like, hey, delayed vertical suplex.

2228
01:55:36,039 --> 01:55:38,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, bright, like you should. If if there's any reason

2229
01:55:38,439 --> 01:55:40,279
to watch this match, it's just to see, like how

2230
01:55:40,399 --> 01:55:42,000
Sena controls this and calls this.

2231
01:55:42,720 --> 01:55:45,800
Speaker 2: So KD goes for a cross body here, but uh,

2232
01:55:45,920 --> 01:55:49,199
Sena catches him for the fu and of course triple

2233
01:55:49,319 --> 01:55:51,960
h walks over and punches Sena in the head. Dude,

2234
01:55:52,119 --> 01:55:53,880
I mean that not.

2235
01:55:54,000 --> 01:55:55,920
Speaker 1: Even like he wasn't fired up or anything. It was

2236
01:55:55,920 --> 01:55:58,239
a very nonchalot. He walks up and decks Sena and

2237
01:55:58,359 --> 01:56:00,800
lays him out, and the Spirit Squad so fired up

2238
01:56:00,800 --> 01:56:03,239
about this. The air horns are going nuts. Kenny's about

2239
01:56:03,239 --> 01:56:04,039
to win the world title.

2240
01:56:05,279 --> 01:56:08,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, Kenny's shit cansm and then the Spirit Squad beats

2241
01:56:08,319 --> 01:56:09,000
Sena's ass.

2242
01:56:09,199 --> 01:56:10,960
Speaker 1: Well you know why they did that, James, And how

2243
01:56:10,960 --> 01:56:12,359
they're able to do that, right.

2244
01:56:13,039 --> 01:56:17,079
Speaker 2: Because they're the Spirit Squad. That is what they said earlier.

2245
01:56:17,359 --> 01:56:20,159
Speaker 1: That is fucking they did say that. You're right, but

2246
01:56:20,319 --> 01:56:22,800
you know, the Spirit Squad they got that pack of

2247
01:56:22,880 --> 01:56:28,600
dog mentality, dude, dude, really, holy shit, pack a dog.

2248
01:56:28,920 --> 01:56:31,560
They got the pack of dog mentality. Hell yeah, they got.

2249
01:56:31,520 --> 01:56:33,239
Speaker 2: The pack of dogs. That's what it's all about.

2250
01:56:34,399 --> 01:56:36,000
Speaker 1: That's where legends are made. The pack of dog.

2251
01:56:36,399 --> 01:56:38,479
Speaker 2: So Sina goes to hit the ropes here, but Spirit

2252
01:56:38,520 --> 01:56:41,479
Squad pulls them outside and throws them into the steps.

2253
01:56:41,720 --> 01:56:42,760
Speaker 1: They got that pack of dog.

2254
01:56:43,319 --> 01:56:45,439
Speaker 2: That pack of dog. It comes out at the worst times.

2255
01:56:46,039 --> 01:56:48,840
It'll get you every time. Kenny hits a jumping elbow

2256
01:56:48,920 --> 01:56:51,239
on Sena and it gets a two. He follows out

2257
01:56:51,239 --> 01:56:52,760
with a neck breaker here for a too.

2258
01:56:53,439 --> 01:56:56,479
Speaker 1: Dude, uh, Sina very loudly like, once again, here, I

2259
01:56:56,560 --> 01:56:58,079
only wrote the ones that I were like super obvious.

2260
01:56:58,119 --> 01:56:59,920
He legit says, do your neck break?

2261
01:57:01,880 --> 01:57:03,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, no problem. I was going to.

2262
01:57:04,479 --> 01:57:05,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's one of my moves I have to do.

2263
01:57:06,479 --> 01:57:08,840
Speaker 2: So Johnsona tries to fight up here, but Kenny hits

2264
01:57:08,840 --> 01:57:12,680
a DDT for a two. Kenny then gets up, fires up,

2265
01:57:12,760 --> 01:57:15,159
he's pissed the fuck off, and he pushes Triple H.

2266
01:57:15,880 --> 01:57:18,800
Speaker 1: Okay one. I think it's very funny that Kenny's doing

2267
01:57:18,880 --> 01:57:22,359
neck breaker DDT leaping back elbow and he's shocked that

2268
01:57:22,439 --> 01:57:24,800
these aren't winning the matches. Well.

2269
01:57:24,880 --> 01:57:28,319
Speaker 2: Triple H then punches Kenny and then hits a pedigree

2270
01:57:28,359 --> 01:57:28,840
on the mitch.

2271
01:57:29,520 --> 01:57:32,119
Speaker 1: Fuck God. Damn it. Min should have sold it by

2272
01:57:32,399 --> 01:57:36,279
rubbing his ASDs on the floor and powdering you. Yeah,

2273
01:57:36,560 --> 01:57:38,680
he powders underneath the bottom rope this way.

2274
01:57:39,079 --> 01:57:41,640
Speaker 2: Triple H then takes off the ref shirt and says

2275
01:57:41,720 --> 01:57:43,079
fuck you guys and leaves.

2276
01:57:43,359 --> 01:57:49,279
Speaker 1: He legit says fuck all you and just leaves and

2277
01:57:49,359 --> 01:57:51,479
he goes up the ramp and then the Spirit Squad

2278
01:57:51,560 --> 01:57:53,439
get in with that pack of dog and they beat

2279
01:57:53,479 --> 01:57:54,359
the fuck out of SNA.

2280
01:57:56,520 --> 01:57:59,960
Speaker 2: Triple H then walks up the ramp. HBK comes out

2281
01:58:00,079 --> 01:58:02,279
on the ramp. He's in a ref shirt because he

2282
01:58:02,399 --> 01:58:05,880
had his from earlier, and they stare down who's the

2283
01:58:05,960 --> 01:58:06,720
real referee?

2284
01:58:09,920 --> 01:58:13,119
Speaker 1: They both telepathically question if they want to go into

2285
01:58:13,199 --> 01:58:15,560
a three month angle with the Spirit Squad starting now.

2286
01:58:17,840 --> 01:58:21,960
Speaker 2: Tripale Ah said, no way, but.

2287
01:58:22,079 --> 01:58:23,920
Speaker 1: Maybe we can dump a bunch of poop on them.

2288
01:58:24,479 --> 01:58:26,880
Speaker 2: Kenny hits a huge leg drop on Sena in the

2289
01:58:26,960 --> 01:58:30,439
ring here. That would have been a three. Yeah, I

2290
01:58:30,520 --> 01:58:33,039
believe that becomes Katie's finish right it is.

2291
01:58:33,159 --> 01:58:34,720
Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't know if it's a name, but it's

2292
01:58:35,039 --> 01:58:36,359
it's in the games as it's finished.

2293
01:58:36,399 --> 01:58:38,600
Speaker 2: I know that much. Yeah, that would have been a three.

2294
01:58:38,800 --> 01:58:42,279
But Sean stops counting it too, So technically, ay d

2295
01:58:42,520 --> 01:58:43,720
did be John Cena here.

2296
01:58:43,920 --> 01:58:45,640
Speaker 1: I didn't even consider that. I mean, you know, he

2297
01:58:45,720 --> 01:58:48,439
did get fucking spelunked by this Beard squad, but it

2298
01:58:48,479 --> 01:58:49,880
would have been a visual three.

2299
01:58:50,359 --> 01:58:52,079
Speaker 2: Do you think they would have done it where everyone

2300
01:58:52,239 --> 01:58:54,279
was the WWE champion in the team?

2301
01:58:54,640 --> 01:58:58,079
Speaker 1: Okay, like two thousand and six means nothing to me,

2302
01:58:58,159 --> 01:58:59,840
like the titles or anything, So like they should have did.

2303
01:59:00,399 --> 01:59:03,800
They should have like that happening and Masterlock challenge to

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01:59:03,840 --> 01:59:05,760
win a title like he should have all been happening

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01:59:06,079 --> 01:59:06,840
at the same time.

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Speaker 2: Here, yeah, my man, Mitch is rubbing his ass on

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01:59:10,159 --> 01:59:14,680
the ground with the w championship. That's even funny, like

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01:59:14,800 --> 01:59:15,479
Manda doing.

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01:59:15,359 --> 01:59:18,359
Speaker 1: The to the Kenny wins it. Immediately the next week

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01:59:18,399 --> 01:59:21,319
they're like, oh, we're all champion, and then goddamn fucking

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01:59:21,439 --> 01:59:23,840
Mitch has to defend the title and immediately loses it.

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01:59:25,039 --> 01:59:30,800
Speaker 2: Oh sorry about that, fuck fuck man so sewn Michaels

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01:59:30,840 --> 01:59:35,119
of course hits Kenny with the sweet Him music. Oh wait,

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01:59:35,159 --> 01:59:36,560
no he didn't. Who do he hit with the sweetchim

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01:59:36,600 --> 01:59:37,199
He was it Kenny?

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01:59:38,520 --> 01:59:40,560
Speaker 1: It was Kenny, because Kenny flips out and he pulls

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01:59:40,600 --> 01:59:42,359
the shraps down. He's on a Shawn and then he

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01:59:42,399 --> 01:59:45,079
fucking sweeching music something and then he eventually he sweeching

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01:59:45,199 --> 01:59:47,479
music's Johnny when him and Sena start getting on the stong.

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01:59:47,600 --> 01:59:49,800
Speaker 2: Okay, right, that's where I'm getting mixed on my head.

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01:59:50,279 --> 01:59:52,680
So Seawn Michaels hits him with the sweet Him music here,

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01:59:53,079 --> 01:59:56,520
he tells the Spirit Squad to suck it. John Cena

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01:59:56,560 --> 01:59:58,720
and Sean then beat the Spirit Squad's ass.

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01:59:59,199 --> 02:00:00,720
Speaker 1: Dude, yeah, they pillar to post.

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Speaker 2: John Sena hits the five knuckle shuffle on Johnny with

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jumping theatrics.

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Speaker 1: Dude, yeah, the fucking the Randy orton.

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02:00:09,359 --> 02:00:12,039
Speaker 2: Sean then follows up with a superkick here, and Sena

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hits Kenny with the fu and picks up the win.

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Speaker 1: Yup. Sean counts to three, and the Spirit Squad had

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02:00:18,560 --> 02:00:21,520
been dealt with, and Sena poses with the title as

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we end this show, Spirit Squad have been beaten. Of course,

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I mean, like, what's stopping Vince from always doing this? Hey,

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02:00:31,840 --> 02:00:33,640
Spirit Squad, okay, just do it again.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a great question.

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02:00:37,159 --> 02:00:41,479
Speaker 1: Like I'm assuming that Sena losing and I don't know

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02:00:41,560 --> 02:00:43,640
how this goes obviously, and people will know. But like

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Vince saying, you guys did a fucking horrible job at GMS,

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02:00:46,079 --> 02:00:48,800
would never do this again is probably why that happens.

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02:00:48,840 --> 02:00:51,720
But yeah, like all right, Spirit Squad ressus Sena five

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02:00:51,800 --> 02:00:54,479
on one for the w title. I do. By the way, James,

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02:00:54,520 --> 02:00:55,880
I wanted to note this here. I have this from

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02:00:55,920 --> 02:00:57,680
the Observer as well. We were talking about the rating

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02:00:57,720 --> 02:01:01,119
of the show. I have the segment by segment's viewer

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02:01:01,880 --> 02:01:05,039
gain and loss. If you're interested, sure, all right. In

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02:01:05,119 --> 02:01:08,199
the segment by segments, spirits Squad versus Eugene Goldis and

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02:01:08,239 --> 02:01:11,159
Snitsky gained the show three hundred and seven thousand viewers,

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02:01:11,640 --> 02:01:14,600
though we're net positive for the Gold The Big Gold One,

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02:01:15,359 --> 02:01:17,520
Caine versus Conway with michaels As the Ref gained one

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02:01:17,600 --> 02:01:22,159
hundred and eighty two thousand viewers. Umaga versus Rory Fox

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02:01:22,239 --> 02:01:24,920
plus Vince's Backstage with Candas and Triple H gained two

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02:01:25,039 --> 02:01:28,760
hundred and twenty one thousand viewers. Edge and Lida Interviewing

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02:01:28,800 --> 02:01:32,000
Fully gained one hundred and twenty five thousand viewers. Masters

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02:01:32,039 --> 02:01:34,520
In Benjamin versus Already and Carlito lost four hundred and

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02:01:34,560 --> 02:01:35,880
thirty four thousand viewers.

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02:01:36,439 --> 02:01:38,119
Speaker 2: Wow, holy shit.

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02:01:38,319 --> 02:01:43,520
Speaker 1: That's fucking nuts. The Spirit Squad, backstage stuff with Joey.

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02:01:44,479 --> 02:01:46,560
I guess they showed a see No Evil trailer and

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02:01:46,640 --> 02:01:50,479
then the Joey Lawler altercation lost eighty five thousand viewers.

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02:01:51,399 --> 02:01:53,159
Meltzer says, I presume the Kane trailer was a turn

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02:01:53,239 --> 02:01:55,720
off and lost four more than the other segments. The

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02:01:55,800 --> 02:01:59,560
Styles promo gained four hundred and ninety nine thousand viewers

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02:01:59,640 --> 02:02:03,399
in his setment that's usually a losing segment, and and

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02:02:03,520 --> 02:02:06,680
the Big One scenea versus Kenny gained one million and

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02:02:06,800 --> 02:02:09,520
eighty eight thousand viewers as one of the most successful

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segments of the year.

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Speaker 2: There it is.

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02:02:11,960 --> 02:02:14,520
Speaker 1: How about that Kenny, the draw.

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02:02:14,640 --> 02:02:19,039
Speaker 2: The god ad KD Man give them a push?

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02:02:19,520 --> 02:02:22,199
Speaker 1: How about that? Well they try and then then they

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02:02:22,239 --> 02:02:25,720
stop trying, very very quickly, very quickly, they stop trying.

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02:02:27,399 --> 02:02:32,079
Odd show crazy, especially when you think this is coming

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02:02:32,159 --> 02:02:33,880
off a pay per view, so like this was them

2374
02:02:34,119 --> 02:02:37,560
coming out of a pay per view, like trying to

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02:02:37,760 --> 02:02:42,000
keep people Like what an odd decision all around on

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02:02:42,159 --> 02:02:44,680
this show. I don't know if there was one match

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02:02:44,880 --> 02:02:46,720
worth ever remembering on this show.

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02:02:47,239 --> 02:02:50,159
Speaker 2: No, just the Joey Styles thing, yeah, like that's legit

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02:02:50,279 --> 02:02:51,199
it which is?

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02:02:51,880 --> 02:02:54,479
Speaker 1: Which is crazy? Man? I'm watching R H and O six.

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02:02:54,560 --> 02:02:55,760
Are you fucking out of your mind?

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02:02:56,680 --> 02:02:57,119
Speaker 2: Like what.

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02:02:59,000 --> 02:03:02,159
Speaker 1: Front? Yeah, Jamison's on the run the fuck out of.

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02:03:02,159 --> 02:03:05,760
Speaker 2: Here, eat us and seven's a good year toa yes, dude.

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02:03:05,600 --> 02:03:08,720
Speaker 1: Good lord. Well that is it for w Monday Night.

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02:03:08,760 --> 02:03:12,439
We're all May first, two thousand and six, and now

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02:03:12,479 --> 02:03:14,199
it's time for the.

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02:03:14,279 --> 02:03:24,960
Speaker 2: Main Let's read some fucking names, all right, Welcome to

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02:03:25,079 --> 02:03:28,600
the main event where the names are read and we

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02:03:28,920 --> 02:03:31,079
are good enough to call the main.

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02:03:31,000 --> 02:03:34,640
Speaker 1: Event, Thank God, thank god.

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02:03:35,279 --> 02:03:41,000
Speaker 2: Starting in the five dollars tier Christian cobrasan lunatic Tony

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02:03:41,119 --> 02:03:45,560
Kahan book The Rizzler to win the TNT title. Fuck

2394
02:03:45,600 --> 02:03:50,720
why not Ruan coetzi keV Head. When I find myself

2395
02:03:50,800 --> 02:03:54,359
in times of trouble, Mother Mary comes to me speaking

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02:03:54,479 --> 02:04:02,359
words of wisdom. Ler b good evening and Zeller delau Deier,

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02:04:03,239 --> 02:04:07,760
Oh very nice. Houston Samoan digglet with the hair versus

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02:04:07,920 --> 02:04:09,079
Haunter Hurst.

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02:04:08,880 --> 02:04:14,039
Speaker 1: Housend Dude, diggle it with the hair is uh is awesome?

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02:04:14,600 --> 02:04:21,560
Speaker 2: Riley Doctor Duck twenty one, the Corvenus Micken Dick, the

2401
02:04:22,079 --> 02:04:27,079
Cock Johnson in the mask be like, d I c

2402
02:04:27,399 --> 02:04:36,399
K why because somebody stroke me? Brandon Cruz Max that

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02:04:36,680 --> 02:04:42,600
guy l O D twenty ten's Percy Watson. Oh yeah,

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02:04:43,560 --> 02:04:47,439
Johnny eats his Hookio's the long Way Brother. No, I

2405
02:04:47,600 --> 02:04:53,600
don't cash purp Dustin Duncan, Oh I love Duncan ten

2406
02:04:53,680 --> 02:04:58,800
dollars tier Jacob Matthews. Forgot my underwear before a marathon.

2407
02:04:59,279 --> 02:05:02,920
Now I've just got a chafed Richard's son.

2408
02:05:05,159 --> 02:05:06,159
Speaker 1: Oh that sucks.

2409
02:05:06,640 --> 02:05:23,479
Speaker 2: Oh, Beth Garcia, Frank Segura, Jaden O'Connell, Christian Colberson, Drake Johnson, Jimbie,

2410
02:05:23,600 --> 02:05:36,039
jams Itachi Is Comedy Leicester, Lobotomi, Aaron McKinney, Andrew jd XO, Cornelius, Longway,

2411
02:05:37,039 --> 02:05:47,600
long Balls, Short Shaft, Chris suing Stone Cold for copyright infringement, Tyler, Hello,

2412
02:05:47,920 --> 02:05:51,640
jam and John. I am Russell fan and Dip the

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02:05:51,760 --> 02:05:56,279
Hog Love Show. Good job, keep chasing the Richard Man,

2414
02:05:57,159 --> 02:05:57,479
Thank you?

2415
02:05:57,800 --> 02:06:00,079
Speaker 1: That was you know what. I'll take what I can get.

2416
02:06:00,520 --> 02:06:08,119
Speaker 2: Godzilla, Jean Damien Eternian Overkill. Yes, it's me that gooner

2417
02:06:08,239 --> 02:06:19,640
man from NYC yst Choppy Yeah, RFS Java Physician, Squirt

2418
02:06:19,800 --> 02:06:27,720
Hitting Saw reboot with Paul Hayman as Jigsaw. I Saw Reboot.

2419
02:06:28,399 --> 02:06:32,279
I read a Sawryboot. I was like, the hell's oh

2420
02:06:32,520 --> 02:06:36,920
so Saw reboot with Yeah, like I thought it was

2421
02:06:37,039 --> 02:06:39,359
like a movie Saw Reboot. I was like, wait, what

2422
02:06:40,239 --> 02:06:40,520
was in a.

2423
02:06:40,600 --> 02:06:46,359
Speaker 1: Movie the Saw reboot? Of course, yes, yes, yes, there

2424
02:06:46,399 --> 02:06:48,079
will be Tommy Dreamer.

2425
02:06:48,319 --> 02:06:50,279
Speaker 2: Just sitting in the middle of floor, shit in his ass,

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02:06:50,359 --> 02:06:55,800
piss all over him. No money, broke a Nanima, Mothman,

2427
02:06:56,520 --> 02:07:03,079
Candy apple Man, Jack mcc candy ass Candy Appleman, Jack.

2428
02:07:05,640 --> 02:07:09,479
Speaker 1: Can. I love gambling, Let's go gambling.

2429
02:07:10,079 --> 02:07:16,039
Speaker 2: Jim Cornette's fuck ass glasses. Doctor Richard Son.

2430
02:07:16,359 --> 02:07:19,000
Speaker 1: Oh hell no he's not. He's got a doctor right now.

2431
02:07:19,600 --> 02:07:26,920
Speaker 2: Noah h blast deo Yeah, Joel Myers. She Chase on

2432
02:07:27,039 --> 02:07:35,119
my Richard till we have a son shit Shinley. My

2433
02:07:35,319 --> 02:07:37,960
name is Shindley and I love this ship. Mike Hawk

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02:07:38,199 --> 02:07:40,359
Baal Zac, Richard Chase.

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02:07:41,560 --> 02:07:46,600
Speaker 1: Son, Ricky As come on, we're doing so well.

2436
02:07:46,760 --> 02:07:53,640
Speaker 2: Mike Cogfallzac Double d G w Ryan Zeller just the one,

2437
02:07:54,159 --> 02:07:59,119
Stephen Larson. I love him and both of them good status,

2438
02:08:00,319 --> 02:08:03,399
They're they're the best. Hey, mister Blood, I'm in Philly

2439
02:08:03,520 --> 02:08:05,520
to say fuck the Eagles.

2440
02:08:06,159 --> 02:08:08,720
Speaker 1: Okay, man, I'm going to your house to kick your ass.

2441
02:08:09,000 --> 02:08:14,079
Speaker 2: And the Phillies that dart listen.

2442
02:08:14,159 --> 02:08:17,000
Speaker 1: Hey, you better be careful, bub you better be careful.

2443
02:08:17,279 --> 02:08:20,079
April Showers brought May flowers. The Phillies are on a roll,

2444
02:08:20,479 --> 02:08:22,920
and you just lost your first series champ. You better

2445
02:08:23,000 --> 02:08:24,039
fucking locking it.

2446
02:08:24,399 --> 02:08:26,920
Speaker 2: You are nine games behind. I can't even see you

2447
02:08:27,000 --> 02:08:28,439
on the border right now, buddy.

2448
02:08:28,279 --> 02:08:32,159
Speaker 1: It's it's it's eight games, and fuck you. You're playing

2449
02:08:32,159 --> 02:08:34,880
the Dodgers. Eight and a half is nine games. Eight

2450
02:08:34,880 --> 02:08:39,039
and a half is nine games even closer now than ever.

2451
02:08:39,239 --> 02:08:42,119
Speaker 2: You better just your tough schedule. You got the baby

2452
02:08:42,159 --> 02:08:47,319
little schedule facing same division. Yeah, but you face the

2453
02:08:47,439 --> 02:08:49,319
Dodgers now.

2454
02:08:49,600 --> 02:08:50,399
Speaker 1: We probably played some.

2455
02:08:50,560 --> 02:08:52,439
Speaker 2: Next I hope enjoy that.

2456
02:08:53,520 --> 02:08:54,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll beat them.

2457
02:08:55,399 --> 02:09:03,199
Speaker 2: Long Johnson Silver's fish sandwich. Long john Silver is underrated. Man,

2458
02:09:03,239 --> 02:09:04,079
They got that fish.

2459
02:09:04,680 --> 02:09:06,640
Speaker 1: No way you're going to a place to eat called

2460
02:09:06,680 --> 02:09:07,439
long Johnson.

2461
02:09:08,279 --> 02:09:10,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, well that's his you know, that's his

2462
02:09:10,960 --> 02:09:13,439
government name. He's long john to me. But I mean

2463
02:09:13,520 --> 02:09:19,600
he's got that fish, you know. Garb Dingler Logan Gilory

2464
02:09:20,760 --> 02:09:31,079
Glory Glory kirk ost Experience user Springley Bringley dupe. Yeah,

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02:09:32,279 --> 02:09:39,079
Redbeard twenty two, Sunflower Dot Dojo Sour Smarties. Deborah from

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02:09:39,199 --> 02:09:44,960
DBZ looks like a buff Bagwell Jeff one millionth deadlock,

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02:09:45,039 --> 02:09:48,560
Patreon subscriber and winner of a Pizza Hut Personal Pam

2468
02:09:48,680 --> 02:09:51,279
Pizza Toys are a super toy run.

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02:09:51,640 --> 02:09:56,880
Speaker 1: And all right along, there's no winner? Oh no, who

2470
02:09:57,000 --> 02:09:59,960
is it? Who is it? Who is it? Bobby Lashley,

2471
02:10:00,119 --> 02:10:03,359
own Heart, Eddie grere On Andersen, Oh, Pizza Hut Personal

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02:10:03,399 --> 02:10:03,960
Pan Pizza.

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02:10:04,119 --> 02:10:05,720
Speaker 2: I love all those guys win.

2474
02:10:08,840 --> 02:10:09,960
Speaker 1: They all share it account.

2475
02:10:12,000 --> 02:10:14,039
Speaker 2: Well, I guess that means the next name will have.

2476
02:10:14,079 --> 02:10:17,359
Speaker 1: To be the winner. Oh okay, well who is it? Then?

2477
02:10:17,720 --> 02:10:22,960
Speaker 2: Who is it? Well they're also gonna win something special?

2478
02:10:23,520 --> 02:10:27,640
Oh good, but the winner is Fuck the Phillies, fuck

2479
02:10:27,720 --> 02:10:32,760
the Braves, fuck the nuts. Let's go pirates O'Neil Cruz. Yeah,

2480
02:10:33,800 --> 02:10:37,680
the crip keeper, the fake wrestler, not the classic horror character.

2481
02:10:38,239 --> 02:10:39,439
Speaker 1: No, that's fine, that's fine.

2482
02:10:39,479 --> 02:10:43,640
Speaker 2: We like that. Pingus cereal Yum yum cereal.

2483
02:10:44,399 --> 02:10:45,079
Speaker 1: Oh I like that.

2484
02:10:45,239 --> 02:10:49,279
Speaker 2: That got me fired up. Derek Goins roses are red.

2485
02:10:49,600 --> 02:10:52,840
I like burritos with carnitas. This month, on the Long Way,

2486
02:10:52,960 --> 02:10:56,439
we're watching Stupords starring Bastillas.

2487
02:10:59,199 --> 02:10:59,640
Speaker 1: Dude, I.

2488
02:11:02,319 --> 02:11:04,239
Speaker 2: I just also want to make it known I have

2489
02:11:04,439 --> 02:11:08,079
seen I don't even know how to say his name anymore,

2490
02:11:08,640 --> 02:11:12,520
like Batista, I don't even know what his name is anymore.

2491
02:11:12,880 --> 02:11:16,800
I have legit seen it spelled five hundred different ways.

2492
02:11:16,880 --> 02:11:20,840
Speaker 1: Here, he's a whole new man here sadly. Yeah, dude,

2493
02:11:20,920 --> 02:11:23,600
Stupor's gotten more ad on this pod than it got when.

2494
02:11:23,520 --> 02:11:26,399
Speaker 2: It was in theaters, and still no one has watched it.

2495
02:11:27,159 --> 02:11:28,039
Speaker 1: No, no one's seen it.

2496
02:11:28,600 --> 02:11:35,199
Speaker 2: Jae Kwan Moore, Cameron Gatvino Lopez, Josh hok It Taunt

2497
02:11:35,239 --> 02:11:36,319
spamming middle Finger.

2498
02:11:38,159 --> 02:11:41,439
Speaker 1: I mean that was fucking hysterical. I watched it at

2499
02:11:41,560 --> 02:11:42,159
James House.

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02:11:42,439 --> 02:11:48,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was funny. DK Donkey Kong fifteen dollars, Tier

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02:11:49,000 --> 02:11:56,960
Lucas Lockey, Michael Davis, bug Fella Twins, step brother Jay Hustig,

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02:11:58,000 --> 02:12:05,560
b c S. Yeah, Sam mister a Johnny caught me

2503
02:12:05,720 --> 02:12:12,039
joking it. She was sweet, sinister, Samuel Cuckoo Kuchi Man returns,

2504
02:12:14,239 --> 02:12:20,239
Oh the fucking Cuchie Man, sixty dollars annual. Wait, this

2505
02:12:20,479 --> 02:12:23,119
isn't an e fed That made my heart nice and warm.

2506
02:12:23,239 --> 02:12:28,560
Nathaniel Zebli one hundred and twenty dollars annual, Velocity Ink

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02:12:29,039 --> 02:12:34,239
Nice one hundred and eight dollars annual. Ricky daffianis Nice

2508
02:12:34,960 --> 02:12:40,439
and the champion of the Patreon oh is vacated.

2509
02:12:40,600 --> 02:12:43,880
Speaker 1: There is no champion, Curly. It's an open field.

2510
02:12:43,680 --> 02:12:46,319
Speaker 2: For anyone who wants to take it. Go for it. Wow.

2511
02:12:47,239 --> 02:12:50,199
Speaker 1: Wow, this has not happened in quite some time. Wow,

2512
02:12:50,399 --> 02:12:54,119
vacant title up for grabs here. Anybody that wants it,

2513
02:12:54,840 --> 02:12:58,680
go and get it. We shall be watching. Thank you

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02:12:58,760 --> 02:13:01,319
all so much for signing up. We've had a tremendous

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Like it. It's really cool. Hopefully you all enjoying everything

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you know, that's pretty new, so we're hoping we enjoy that.

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If you haven't checked out all the stuff on our patreon,

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Watch this retro sinks you can find out what we're

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watching every week. You get the pod video. I mean,

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there's so much fucking stuff on this Patreon. It's actually

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pretty insane what you get. So hopefully you're all enjoying that.

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com Slaze Deadlock PW is the place to be. Well,

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that is it for the main event, and that is

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it for our show. Thank you everybody for joining us

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for another edition of the Deadlock Podcast. Three hundred and

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fifty of these sum bitches down and three thousand million

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more to go. James Yo yibby, check us out on Patreon.

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That's patreon dot com Slaze Deadlock PW and we'll see

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you next week for another edition of the Deadlock Podcast.

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