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Speaker 2: Welcome to the Deadlock Podcast, episode number three hundred and fifty.
Today we are talking about Joey Styles not being good
enough to call backlash and people who mock God. They
mocked God May one, two.
Speaker 1: Thousand and six, the infamous episode where Joey Styles has
had enough and the breaking point was the Spirit Squad.
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And now it's time to talk about WWE Monday Night
Raw for May first, two thousand and six.
Speaker 2: All right, let's get into Monday Night Raw for May one,
two thousand and six.
Speaker 1: Do we have to?
Speaker 2: Of course we do. Everybody was watching.
Speaker 1: No, that can't be fucking right. There's no way that
everybody decided to watch this episode of Raw because it
just can't be.
Speaker 2: It can't be. They literally tell you that the world
is watching before the show starts.
Speaker 1: Well, they have never lied in the wwe have they and.
Speaker 2: They will continue not to fifty years of not lying
or something like that.
Speaker 1: That's true, for over fifty years not lying about anything.
Oh right, Well, before we get into this level episode
of role, let's talk about what was going on in
the world wrestling at the time with the Wrestling Observer.
Newsletter from The Observer May one, two thousand and six,
Melt to Rights in a shocking move designed a shake
up World Wrestling Entertainment. Mince McMahon made a decision while
flying to Europe on four to twenty to revive the
EW brands, spearheading a number of changes. Okay, there's a
lot there. First of all, one shake up WWE with ECW,
especially now knowing what we know about how this goes
is very funny too. Flying to Europe on four to
twenty and deciding, ah, bring back ECW is very funny.
Speaker 2: And also make sure Edge gets stripped throat.
Speaker 1: I was on a plane with Van dam on four
to twenty and I thought i'd bring back ECW, Why
the fuck not? The meetings have been held the past
few days with all different facets of the company to
get ready to revive the brand name coming off the
six eleven One Night Tin PIVOTEW at the Hammerstein Ballroom
in New York. While most are assuming Joey Styles would
become the voice of ECW and that it would lead
to Jim Ross going back to the lead position on Raw,
as of press time, that decision was not made and
it was far from definite. There had been rumblings of
Ross replacing Styles since WrestleMania, including that even for the
ECW idea it could come as early as May. Hayman
has always been negative in the company regarding Joey Styles,
claiming the success in EASW was because they would spend
four or five hours to voice a one hour show,
and Hayman heavily directed him. He warned the company about
putting him on Raw still for authenticity. Hayman was in
favor of him being the voice of the first One
Night Stand, and Styles at his spectacular job with Hayman
producing him and feeding them him many lines. Still, much
of the Styles weekly beatdown has been because of how
he was handed or handled. Excuse me Styles first non
eesedit of you appearance for We at Taboo Tuesday without
Hayman and his ear saw Styles do a great job
is lead announcer. He was fine in the early weeks
of all but got steadily worse as the company attempted
to remake him and killed all of his confidence in
the process. Taking him off Russellmandi and putting Ross in
his place, and having it done very publicly before the
event was a very public slap in the face. So
if you haven't known by now, if you've clicked on
this episode, this is the episode where we begin the
Joey Styles you know in ECW coming back deal or
he quits on this show. But I the one thing
I don't I don't know if I knew. Maybe you
had heard about it, James, I didn't realize that this Hayman,
Joey Styles and w E thing was. I didn't realize
Jayman didn't go to bat for him. I figured he'd
went to back for all the EW boys.
Speaker 2: Yeah, me too. I didn't know that either. I was
pretty surprised seeing that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I'm there's a very good chance Mells
I heard it directly directly from volume as well, so
I'm sure that's that was the case. I mean, I
always like Joey, especially in ECW. I don't have very
fond memories of this era of w W at all,
so I don't know if I can say which either
way of Joey's performances, but I did like him in ECW.
Speaker 2: I have a very small sample size here, but the
sample size being this show, But I have to say
I didn't mind him being on comments ay here.
Speaker 1: No, it actually felt, like, you know, for I thought
he did a good job, and I felt Lawler maybe
wasn't as comfortable with him, so he wasn't as outlandish
as he typically is though he I mean, he does
have his moments obviously, but yeah, no, I thought styles
did all right. But I mean, it makes the most
sense that if you're bringing ecd B back, you'd put
this fucking dude on it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, especially if they were going off the one night
standpay per views and all that shit. And the idea
was we're bringing the real ECW like brand back. Sure
there was no chance for this guy to not be
the commentator.
Speaker 1: Well, Meltzer says the company idea at this point with
ECW was to hire fourteen or so former e W
stars for the authenticity excuse me of the brand man,
How how different it could have been if they signed
you know, all the legends. I mean Roadkill was there, right,
he's an ov dub. I don't think he really does
much on this show, another one, especially after what he
did at the first one night stand. I'm really surprised
Mike Awesome didn't make his way back here at least
for a cup of coffee with this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that he would have been a big
draw for them.
Speaker 1: Your boy just incredible makes it back.
Speaker 2: Well, of course he was a part of the X Factor.
Speaker 1: That's what Vince said too about the one from the
X Factor.
Speaker 2: Well, of course he was part of X Factor.
Speaker 1: Now the bald one, Albert, No.
Speaker 2: The one that was over albert A right, all right,
Albert That Yeah, that's fine, also bringing justin Credible.
Speaker 1: In RH news, the ROH Versus season to be Dynamic
in Philadelphia drew one thousand fans on April twenty second
for the company's one hundredth show, most estimates, where the
crowd consisted of seventy percent RH fans or in shouting
competition for the CSONW fans. Uh. They set up the
arena with the idea of being like a college basketball
or football game, where there was a CZ to B
side and an RH side. It made for interesting chance
as when the CSONW side would chance CZW, the ROH
fans would chance sucks. It ended with the season B
fans channing USA and trying to come up with a
chance the ROH fans wouldn't make fun of. That's fucking hilarious.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 1: I don't know how it still comes off well on tape,
but I think being in it at the time was
way more exciting than anyone could probably like enjoyed in
after like being there was a big fucking deal like
cs W shows for the most part, by the way,
sucked fucking shit like cs B side of this was
bad in hindsight, but I was a season to you
die hard, So like even a glimpse, you know, fucking
Jay Lethal shows up at best of the best. It's
fucked a Lethal and I'm very excited if he loses.
Speaker 2: Well, it's a fun deal, you know. It's it really
is like picking a team and you know you have
root for that team regardless you know mm.
Speaker 1: Hmm, yeah, you fucking ride or die for them, man. Yeah,
even even if my team sucks, some thing's never changed.
And uh yeah no. R chandeled this feud fucking fantastically.
And you know what, man, I got to give it
to Adam Pierce. Wasn't a huge Adam Pierce guy before that,
and maybe not so much a few years after this,
But Adam Pierce bled like a motherfucker for this R
A season of feud and I will always remember that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's pretty cool.
Speaker 1: In more, w w E News Network executive Palmer Cannon.
Do you remember Palmer Cannon?
Speaker 2: Palmer Cannon.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was like he was on SmackDown and he
was like I thought his name was Paul Murcannon, not
Palmer space Cannon.
Speaker 2: That can't be right. I thought it was Paul Mercannon,
Like Cannon was his last name, Paul murkh Cannon.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, so, okay, you do at least know who
this is. At the very least.
Speaker 2: I only know who this is. And I only even
remember who he is now because we talked about him.
Speaker 1: One time, okay, and he must have.
Speaker 2: Been I I don't. I have no idea who this is.
Like in my brain, like, no, no, I have no
idea what this is. I just remember us talking about
Paul murcannon.
Speaker 1: Paul mrcannon, right, okay, to tell he's his gimmick was
he was like Cyrus. He was the network representation for
uh U Piano with a smack that was on at
the time, and I think he was. He also brought
in the Boogeyman or had something to do with that.
So Paul mr cannon, this is not a good story
for Paul mc cannon appears to have quit the company.
He was being groomed too feud with the Mizz and
he said, no, fuck that.
Speaker 2: No, yeah, palmer Cannon had a big feud coming out
with the Miz and then he quit.
Speaker 1: Dude, I looked up palmer Cannon and you fucked me up.
I spelled it p a U L. Dude.
Speaker 2: I didn't even know it was Paul mr Cannon. I
legit thought it was Paul murcannon.
Speaker 1: He was gonna feel with the miss, and Meltzer says,
as he was gonna feel with the miss as he
was about the only guy the world's most annoying baby
face probably wouldn't turn. So Meltzer doesn't seem to like
the miss here, really shocking. I know he was riley,
he was spent. Palmer Cannon was sent for the entire
European tour more to serve as the babysitter for a
deleep sing. You might know him as the great colleague,
and he was just going to wrestle on the prelim.
So Palmer Cannon is a worker, by the way, so
I'm assuming he was gonna transition from just the backstage
dude to working the miz, which always goes well. A
couple more things here from The Observer, May tenth, two
thousand and six. A new concept in pro wrestling that
has been talked about to Meltzer by various people in wrestling,
Eric Bischoff and Nick Bockwinkle most notably, will be debuting
on the indie level in July. The UCW promotion is
building a sixty four man tournament where they would have
matches for five straight days. All the matches will be
ten minutes with no finishes. They would then have judges
picked the winner based on who was the best worker
in the match, and that person would advance.
Speaker 2: That's a dogshit idea, like.
Speaker 1: It's one why the fuck what is everyone's obsession with
reinventing the wheel? Why? Like everyone can't just let wrestling
be wrestling. Wrestling is good. We can just do wrestling.
There's stuff you can tweak and you know, make your
own and and do this and that. We don't have
to turn wrestling into something else. Wrestling can just stay wrestling,
like everyone wants a to be MMA or whatever the
fuck this is, Like, wrestling can just stay wrestling. This
what You're gonna put dudes against each other with the
idea that one of them shoot advances in this tournament,
and you think they're gonna work together.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I actually don't even know how that would go.
I guess two thousand and six. Maybe it would be
the dude who had the coolest move.
Speaker 1: That fucking two thousand and six and we're coming up
on all the coolest moves ever for the next like
three or four years.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like that's what I'm thinking, is it has to
be who would do like the craziest thing, Like if
san Jay Dutt came in and did the moon stomp
or something, they probably fuck, he's the best worker, go ahead,
move him.
Speaker 1: On last thing here. Raw On May first drew a
three point nine to six ratings, So that's the one
we're about to talk about. Meltzer says, although the rating
was just slightly below the recent average, the main event
of Sina versus Kenny did a five point zero six,
which is the highest rated raw match in probably eighteen months.
So if you want to know where we are, James
in wrestling, down swings or the highest of highs, we
got a five point zero six for this main event here. Well,
that is it for the observer. Now let's talk about
w w E Monday Night Raw from May first, two
thousand and six.
Speaker 2: All right, so let's get into this raw. Of course,
we start with everyone's favorite bumper.
Speaker 1: Yes, sir, we promise you a great mad event tonight,
and hell yeah, I mean classic intro. I understand shit
has to evolve at some point, but man, this is
a top tier to me, this bumper at the beginning,
and then we just go into the worst shit ever.
Speaker 2: So we have a cold open here. Vince McMahon defeated
Shawn Michaels and God at Backlash, and he's here to celebrate.
Speaker 1: Vince says, last time, my son Shane and I did
what some thought would be impossible we defeated Sewn Michaels
and God. So tonight I'm gonna do what God does
all the time. I'm gonna take a day off. I'm
gonna sit back and relax. And I announced five co
general managers. They're gonna be running things here tonight. And
they are okay. First, by the way, I was like, Okay,
this is gonna be like just a bunch of heels.
I figured they'll just get a bunch of shitters and like,
each of them have an angle going on already, so
they'll book whoever their next opponent is again somebody or
some kind of fucking bullshit like that. I never did,
I realize. I guess I just forgot where we were,
because Vince introduces the fucking Spirit Squad. And the Spirit
Squad are here, and they're an all green and they're
fired up, and I'm looking at this and they all
get a talking part, and I realize I don't know
anyone here.
Speaker 2: The Spirit Squad comes in and Vince looks up and
he looks at all five of them. Who the hell
are you guys? Where's the Spirit Squad?
Speaker 1: What the fuck is that?
Speaker 2: Wait? This is the spirits?
Speaker 1: Okay, he points at Mitch's face. What the fuck is that?
Speaker 2: He pulls up the paper, he puts the little glasses on,
he looked down at it.
Speaker 3: All right, So we have Penny Omega, Nick Bockwinkle, golf Ziggler,
Mike Mondo.
Speaker 2: Oh we do have Mondo. Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 3: Uh and uh, Mitch, maybe James.
Speaker 1: I'm not fucking joking. I had to go back and
fix my notes entirely because I wrote, I swear I
wrote three of these guys names were Mitch. I didn't
fucking know which one.
Speaker 2: Johnny possibly all right, well, you guys can run her.
Speaker 1: Off, you got that. I no one's watching it anyway,
I mean, he gives a funk. The world is not watching, dude.
Speaker 2: I look these guys up, because, like you, I didn't
know their names. I knew dog Ziggler obviously I knew,
and Kenny I knew, oh yeah, and Kenny Dykstra. But
I look these guys up. But apparently Mitch did MMA,
and Okay, his first MMA match was against a young
Derek Lewis.
Speaker 1: Whoa and he whooped Derek Lewis as I'm sure.
Speaker 2: No Derek Lewis beat the dog shit out of him.
But a good note and a guy that eventually goes
on to be a UFC legend.
Speaker 1: That is true. You know what, James, I'm not looking
at this. That is not only his MMA debut. That
was the last MMA fight he ever had. He lost
to Derek Lewis my.
Speaker 2: TKO Grand Opening.
Speaker 1: But Mitch did date Tory Wilson as well.
Speaker 2: Oh we did date Tory Wilson. Yeah, I was. I
think they opened up some sort of shop or something
and they.
Speaker 1: Got I see, well, you know, listen what a run right, Yeah,
I mean real made it to TV. And then there's Johnny.
Yeah I didn't. Again, I seriously, like in my notes
right here, I legit have Oh man, I gotta remember
these dudes names and faces. I think this is Mitch. Nope,
that's Johnny. I don't know the three bitches on this team.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean they did a good job, you know,
with like putting their names in the intro every time
they came out, you know, try to get you familiarized
with everybody on the back too. Yeah. Yeah, you're right, yeah,
which is good. It helps in the in the matches
later tonight. But still, man, good god, shitty super porky.
The Sports Quad Super Porky. That would have been awesome.
Speaker 1: Crazy, Oh fuck, super crazy, super.
Speaker 2: Crazy super Porky and a young Derek.
Speaker 4: Lewis balls My ball's high drawn, super crazy.
Speaker 1: My balls like that one. I like that one. So yeah.
Uh fucking Johnny says, we're here to break boundaries, just
like we put Shawn Michaels through a table last night,
and even though we're the tag champs tonight, we're gonna
put the w W title on the line. What he
fucked he fucked this up. Ah, that's not what he
was trying to say.
Speaker 2: Hey, when the hell did we make you tag team champions?
Speaker 1: What a bitch? What the fuck is that?
Speaker 2: Somebody? Get the Spirit Squad in here? Who are these guys?
Speaker 1: Well, James, they drew Spirit straws and twenty year old
Kenny will be going one. I want to get with
John Cena for the WE title. How exciting is that?
Speaker 2: I mean he's only twenty years old here, that is
pretty nuts.
Speaker 1: Well, Kenny says he's gonna make him proud. Vince McMahon
and then Mitch or Johnny say, uh, you know, start
things off right. We're gonna have a Divas tag match,
but don't worry. They're gonna be dress up as the
greatest performers in the world, and of course it's the
Spirit Squad, so they will be dressed up as cheerleaders.
And everyone's very excited about this. And so we're gonna
have a Diva's cheerleader tag match to start the show,
I believe, And uh, that's great.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna take the night off.
Speaker 1: When you find the Spirit Squad, can you let them
know to come fucking talk to me.
Speaker 2: I don't know who the hell you guys are, but
do what you need to do. I don't care.
Speaker 1: So Vince is super on board with the Spirit Squad
and they're fired up for this fucking just surely great
episode of Raw. Listen, man, this is this is like
they got balls. They must have all the confidence in
the world to start the show with this fucking freak
Vince McMahon looking at me, staring me dead in the
eyes in this camera. Then they bring on the Spirit
Squad and say, the Spirits Squad's on the show. I'm
fucking watching something else tonight.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I I don't remember any of this,
so I don't even know if I was watching. I
don't think I was but super weird deal here. I mean,
I think the Spirit Squad is a funny undercard deal.
I think they have a spot here for sure. Five
dudes you want to see just get their ass kicked.
I mean just begging for somebody, some up and coming
baby face on this show, like RPD or something to
kick the dogs shit out of these guys. But I
mean being in the main event running the show, dude,
I mean just a little bit of an over extension.
Speaker 1: Probably this would probably work if it wasn't the fucking
Spirit Squad two, or if maybe they weren't the Spirit Squad,
like they could have just had five dudes that all
kick ass. Maybe that would have worked a little better
for their careers.
Speaker 2: So Joey Styles and Jerry Lawler welcome us to Columbus,
Ohio for Raw Run by the Spirit Squad.
Speaker 1: Yes, of course, you got to look at the guns
and the drugs from my generation, because that's still the
intro here it is.
Speaker 2: Yeah with the Cane face.
Speaker 1: Okay, Kane face is a staple of this one, as
well as John Cena yelling. They got Stacy in this
intro too, which is the show.
Speaker 2: She wasn't on the show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think she might be doing the Dancing with
the Stars thing at this time. Oh okay, so maybe
that's why she's on there, because she's good. Call getting
more popular somewhere else. Oh my god, good call, Jesus Christ.
Speaker 2: Yeah, very good call.
Speaker 1: Yeah. We are in Columbus, Ohio. Though here, by the way,
I wonder if Dom Gereni was here.
Speaker 2: No, he hadn't gotten it into wrestling yet. He needed
MGK to come through.
Speaker 1: MGK all fucking day as they.
Speaker 2: Say, Yeah, it shows footage of Edge versus Mick Foley
or WrestleMania and then announces Mick Foley will be on
the cutting Edge.
Speaker 1: I knew you'd be excited about that.
Speaker 2: Of course. I loved w W talk shows.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean they show recaps of this match from
Mania twenty two. What a fucking match that was, dude,
good lord, I know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is a very good match and it holds
up still to this day. It is a fantastic match.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they went for it crazy in that one. The
amount of people that oh, Mick Foley residuals has got
to be a fucking shopping list to people. It's uh, it's.
Speaker 2: Pretty grows every day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, still to this day.
Speaker 2: Folly.
Speaker 1: Uh, it can still make somebody here and uh Lawler.
So they're talking about this, you know, for the first
time since media's gonna go face to face fully on
the cutting edge, and Lawler says, and believe me, Cole,
this is gonna be very explosive. Okay, okay, already fucking
doing that and uh oh and speaking of explosive, uh,
and fucking Tory Wilson's coming out here, and Joey Style says,
you're gonna explode king Oh, I might hopefully not prematurely.
Whoo hoo. Puppies fuck thankfully that's the like, that's the
worst he gets on this show.
Speaker 2: So we start off here with Tory Wilson with the dog,
and the dog is dressed up too.
Speaker 1: That's wow, I mean commitment to the act. Chloe the Dog,
I believe that was the name of the dog. Please
show some respect to a Hall of Famer. They did
officially announce this, though James as a tag team diva
cheerleader match. I don't know if the rules change at
all for a cheerleader match, but it didn't seem like it.
Speaker 2: No, it didn't seem like it at all.
Speaker 1: Actually, yeah, No, it was just they can put these
in these put them on these outfits, and the heels
agreed to be in the outfits as well.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so Tory Wilson is teaming up with Maria here
and they would take on Yeah, tell me all right,
They're taking on Victoria and Mickey James.
Speaker 1: Mickey James is the women's champion. Maria is of course
the inventor of the kiss cam, which is her. That's
the only accolade they say here for her when she
comes out here. But she does have they here. She
comes against song which you can listen to on the
new Reckless Intent album.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they have a few songs throughout the show that
are on that album.
Speaker 1: I own that album, well, I own the CD of it.
I do remember this. I remember the well the one
James has Homeboy on that nice it's got that, It's
got everybody they see it's got I think on it's
like the there's like a couple hidden tracks and I
swear or maybe it's not a hint and one I
know fucking there's like a song someone does like a
cover of Walk and I was like, oh, they're gonna
give this RVD. But it does not happen.
Speaker 2: It was supposed to be for paulmer Cannon. Oh right,
fuddy quit.
Speaker 1: And they said, fuck this fucking song man. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So Trish dislocated her shoulder against Mickey at Backlash and
it shows the footage here and yeah, it look pretty bad.
Speaker 1: I wrote, Uh yeah, Mickey Dumpstrish over the top and
Trish discal locates her shoulder. James Darnell esk.
Speaker 2: Yeah, mine was even more dumb, but it was kind
of like that pretty much.
Speaker 1: You went over the top and then instead of the
apron dislocated, dislocation you you went right to the floor. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I missed the apron and hit the floor and tore
my apron. Yeah. I wish I would have just dislocated
my old honestly.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's right. Yeah, sure, that's uh, that's worse. That
is worse. But you know what, Trish thankfully did not
do all that shit. And I don't think this needs surgery.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she didn't even miss a day. Actually, she comes
out here for this match.
Speaker 1: Yes. Yeah, Mickey is also fake crying as they showed
the Trish clip on here. Mickey, Uh, Micky was great
here in this She's you know, she was a bright
spot of fucking you know this era she was super
dialed into being just an asshole.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so we start the match off here, Maria somehow
gets the upper hand on Mickey and Victoria here hell
yeah uh and sends them both to the corner and
then does her popular taunt raising the roof, which of
course makes Toy do her popular raising the roof. Of course,
after you raise the roof, that means it's time to
do the same face.
Speaker 1: You have to put your ass in somebody's face if
you raise the roof, and I mean she pulls her
fucking shit right up her ass, uh and then does
a bubble stinkface to Victoria and Mickey here. But that
is not enough, is it.
Speaker 2: She should have done the look back.
Speaker 1: Oh, I mean, dude, savat kick into lookback would have
been huge. They're missing some vital parts here, dude.
Speaker 2: It would have been awesome. Yeah, wow, huge pop. I
mean that place where they erupted.
Speaker 1: Sadly, we only got just the ass and the face parked.
And this is I mean a commentary. They're like, it
just doesn't this doesn't work. This Rakeshi's gigantic, fucking, insane,
fucking ass is why this was a bad move. Yeah,
Like a commentary Lawler's like, oh what I should be there? Okay,
well then who gives a fuck that? Yeah?
Speaker 2: So after the stinkface ordeal, Maria then hits the Bronco
buster on Mickey James.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she does the ride a Horse taunt excessively. Haven't
seen that one and does the Bronco and then Tory
gut kicks Victorian does the X Factor. You're stealing all
Xbox shit, he's not even here.
Speaker 2: I got everything I ever world?
Speaker 1: Oh is he coming out? They heard the Vince fucked
with X Factor heavy Bank stage and they said, oh,
we're going for it.
Speaker 2: So Mickey goes for a soup lex to Maria from
the apron here into the ring, but Trish comes down
in an arm sling. She slips Mickey's legs and Maria
pins Mickey James.
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, like this was fine. I don't know. The
cheerleader thing was fucking stupid.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean they're male cheerleaders, so I'm a little
confused on why they wouldn't also want to have like
one of the male teams do the cheerleader.
Speaker 1: Match, right, Yeah, the nex match?
Speaker 2: Why was it not spirit squad? Versus also Odd Squad
in the cheerleader outfits.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like they're trying to embarrass them or something. Right, Yeah,
these are just here's four women that look really good
in these outfits.
Speaker 2: WHOA, yeah, they should have done the Spirit Squad versus
the Odd Squad with a cheerleader outfit, and the Odd
Squad wins like they put him in a cheerle you're
off fit, and they all actually think it's cool and
they're down with it, and then they beat them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they do a great job with it.
Speaker 2: We have Spirit Squad versus Eugene gold Dust and Gene Snitsky.
Up next, Mike Mondo is here to cut a promo.
Speaker 1: Johnny Mickey and Mikey I believe all come out here.
They are five Way Tag champions, free bird rule crazy
here they're calling it the Spirits Squad rule in two
thousand and six, Mike Mondo, Mike Mondo says, earlier tonight
we drew spirit straws back to the fucking Spirits straws.
And it turns out that Kenny is gonna go against
Johnsena for the w Championships and I eight two. But
as far as US three go, that doesn't mean, we
want the night off. We scheduled a six man tag
right now, that's a very baby face thing to do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they didn't want to do like a three on
one match or anything.
Speaker 1: Right, That's exactly right. That's what I was fucking gonna say.
Like they put themselves in a totally fair situation.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's great. Yeah, what was the deal here? So
you have to fucking team. You got five fucking guys
that everyone wants to see get beat up. Yeah, and
then like we're doing them versus Eugene gold Dust and
Jeens Snitsky and shit, Like, there's so much more like
creative stuff you can do with these guys, and like,
we're just not doing it.
Speaker 1: We're not in the business of being creative at.
Speaker 2: Two thousand and six. That's tough, man.
Speaker 1: So Mikey says, you guys want to know why we
did that while we booked this six man tag because
we're the Spirit Squad.
Speaker 2: This reminded me of fucking what were you talking about?
Speaker 1: Uh, mister perfect, Hey man, it's me, mister Perfect, and
I'm here because I'm perfect. Dude.
Speaker 2: You're right, it's exactly that we booked this match because
we are the Spirit Squad and our opponents they're odd,
they're the odd squad.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can call them the odd squad haha. And
then mikey Mondo has the air horn, which popped me huge.
Speaker 2: I did like that, dude. I think the airhorn is
criminally underrated. I think someone should use that all the time.
There should be one guy that uses an airhorn all
the time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like is he? I don't know how who else
is done. Surely there's been other that done it. I
just don't know, like other than CZW fans dresses referees
that had the airhorn.
Speaker 2: Which is funny, which is tremendous.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean the closest thing was Fonsie with the
whistle right like no airporn though. So, as James said,
we have the Spirit Squad against the Odds Squad, and
the odd Squad come out here and it's it's fucking Eugene,
it's Nitsky and it's gold Dust and I'm like, wow,
one insane Team two. Gold Dust is fucking always here.
Speaker 2: Hey, gold Dust is gonna work.
Speaker 1: Well, Just so you know, by the way, he's very
shortly not here from WWE. I'm pretty sure he's gone
very soon. Here, and I think that's when he goes
to TNA.
Speaker 2: And becomes Black Rain.
Speaker 1: Yes, oh dude.
Speaker 2: The odd Squad makes their entrances here and they all
come out to Eugene's song, and I swear to God
and I might be remembered this wrong. I feel like
Joey Styles the first thing that came out of his
mouth was like, well, we have this foot fetish freak here, dude, which.
Speaker 1: One it seemed better James, because he does. He's not
shy about it. That's the only thing I wrote about
these entrances. Joey Styles says, well, we got this foot
fetish freak snitsky here.
Speaker 2: Hey, hey, manail both of us is kind of like
weird or solidd Yeah, I fuck these guys.
Speaker 1: Eugene's just here too, okay. By the way, we didn't mention.
By the way, this is one night removed from Backlash.
I don't know if we mentioned that Backlash was a
night before this. So they're recapping Backlash a lot here tonight.
And last time on Backlash, Eugene was in Matt Striker's classroom,
which was of course another talk seg James on the show.
Speaker 2: On the pay per view.
Speaker 1: Mmmmm, yes, a schedule.
Speaker 2: Or was a w W talking show segment on the
pay per view.
Speaker 1: With Matt Striker and you and Eugene pick this. Okay,
this did get a good laugh at me, just because
it's so fucking ridiculous. It sounds like it was like
something we would fucking just write, or like we would
fucking riff on the show. Eugene's in Matchwarkers classroom picking
his nose. Matchwarker says, don't pick your nose and eat it,
so your Eugene makes match Striker eat a booger and
then it's one the starter.
Speaker 2: Scammer gets scammed.
Speaker 1: Like the fucker part was fucking fine enough. Eugene, I
forgot that. Eugene does all the top guys moves. He
sends with a stone called start. What the fuck is
going on in this company? We're making Bunny here, fucker.
Speaker 2: Two thousand and six was awesome, man Like, there was
so much cool shit going on and man like, what
a what a great fucking year to exist, man Like,
y'all want to play runskape for nothing? Like really, really.
Speaker 1: We're watching snitsky bitch, Like, really, guys, you don't.
Speaker 2: Like warld warcraft, have that Bernie Crusade's coming out around
this point.
Speaker 1: You don't play that, No, come on, we got Raw
is on. I mean, like we don't have time to
watch the fucking I don't know what else was out there,
what other games? Here's a war Twilight, Princess Bullieve.
Speaker 5: Yeah, wow, dumb, we gotta find Maria dom now, fucking
turn that off.
Speaker 1: I gotta see the gold Dust match.
Speaker 5: Snitzky's got a foot, fetish, domb, Dumb, gold Dust is
on Raw.
Speaker 2: Who's teaming with.
Speaker 5: Domb the pushing candy from the Spear squad?
Speaker 1: No not Kenny Omega Dog. By the way, Snitsky and
gold Dust are like I have been teeming for a
little bit here on heat have come to understand, dear.
So that's why they have this special handshake at the beginning.
Speaker 3: Oh I didn't even notice a special handshake.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they did a little little handshake at the start
here is because just to show that they're boys. And
then they fired gold Dust because.
Speaker 2: Of it, gold Dust in Eugene gold Dust and Snitsky
oh okay, even had something to do with the foot.
Speaker 1: No, sadly it was not. It was not to do
with the foot, just kind of little finger. Uh you
can visualize that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, very rocket power asking.
Speaker 1: I yeah, that's exactly what it was. Actually.
Speaker 2: So Mikey starts off with gold Dust and after a
few arm drags go Dust decides he doesn't want to
wrestle at all on this match anymore.
Speaker 1: Dude. Something definitely goes wrong here, right, Like gold Dust
was supposed to come back in this match.
Speaker 2: He just didn't want to, you know, That's what they
were doing earlier. It is like a little case fab
sign there, you know. Ah, So we go backstage here
during the match, Candace Michelle is here with Vince McMahon
and she gives Vince a drink and cuddles up with
them to watch Spirit Squad versus Eugene gold Dust and
Jean Snitzky.
Speaker 1: Vince is there with a big smile on his face.
There's no fucking chance he was watching this. He was
watching something entirely different. He's watching goddamn I mean, has
justin TV started yet. He's watching his stream. He's watching
a man versus game. He's not fucking with the Spirit Squad.
Speaker 2: He's on that G four TV. He's watching X play.
Speaker 1: No, no one's ever sat there with a big smile
on their face watching his Spirit Squad six man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he didn't even leave. What the hell he said,
you're gonna take the night off, get out of here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, with the fly he's the night off, is relaxing backstage,
and now he's got a drink with Candace Michelle.
Speaker 2: Commentary informs us that Spirit Squad beat Big Show in
Caine for the tag titles, which sounds fucking insane.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I'm assuming it was something to do with one,
there's fucking there's five of them, Jesus two. Uh, they're
doing like the cane fucking May nineteenth shit. So he
probably just lost his mind and hit Big Show with
a joke slam or some shit.
Speaker 2: Well, Mikey comes in and starts throwing cross faced lines
to Eugene so hard that Eugene has to actually cover up,
and then he locks into Cobra clutch.
Speaker 1: Dude, I thought that was awesome. He was really giving
it to him too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, if Mikey got fifteen more seconds, so
he was going to hit a tiger driver on his gay.
Speaker 1: He's saying that for his rh TV title run Well
the foot Fetish Freak jeen sniff, that's right. I mean like,
what does.
Speaker 2: That have to do with this guy's like anything at all?
What is what is what is happening here? They must
have ribbed him, they must have found he likes he
likes feet, and they were like, that's your on screen deal,
Like that has to be your on.
Speaker 1: Screen that's one hundred what happened, yeah, because like it
doesn't change anything about his character, Like nothing nothing here
is about feet.
Speaker 2: He doesn't like stop and look at feet, He doesn't
like do anything. Anytime ge Stinsky comes in, the only
thing that happens is they say, wow, look at that freak.
Speaker 1: No one even try to taunt him with the feet,
like someone has a really nice foot. They take their
boot off and he's like, whoa, he's Stacy Keeler apron spot.
Speaker 2: I'm sure that happens on heat or something. I'm just like,
I'm just trying to understand, Like did they just keep
this guy around? And just like anytime they came up
with the world's worst gimmick, they were like, let's just
see if Snitsky will do it, And every time he
said yes, because he goes from this character where he's
the foot fetish freak. I mean, that's his deal and
then he goes into the new gimmick of I Am
the ugliest man alive. They rub butter on his face, dude. Yeah,
and they like got him to actually get acne.
Speaker 1: And shit yeah, and his teeth up.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah. He was there for a minute because of it.
Speaker 2: Just for the one h d bit and then never again.
Speaker 1: Right dud, that was all his for him then tirely Yeah.
He uh, I mean he comes in here, he's a
house of fire.
Speaker 2: He's hitting all the big moves. Yeah, he comes in
for like ten seconds and Jerry Lawler says, what does
he smell feet or something? Holy shit? Yeah, So the
foot fetish freak Gene Snitsky comes in. Jerry Lawler says,
what does he smell? Feet or something? And then Eugene
hits the rock bottom for a double down, just one
Holy fucking shit, dude, They say, Eugene just hit the rock.
Speaker 1: This this guy like fucking feet. Well, look at that
freak over there you do with the rock bottom? Oh,
here's his fucking freak friend. Does Snitsky get hurt here?
Speaker 2: By the way, I have no idea.
Speaker 1: Snitsky like kills Dolf Ziggler with a running big boot
and then he's like, they're Gene up for a tag,
and Sninsky is definitely supposed to tag gold Dust. He
just kind of shittily tags Eugene and then rolls out.
Speaker 2: Well he should have done is double stack this triple
stack this bear squad in the corner and then raised
the roof and then shoved his as their faces.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what's true? This fucking guy he's doing
the longer stands up on the waving at the fucking ring.
I fucking stop it. You're disgusting.
Speaker 2: You like feet oh my sons.
Speaker 1: For just in the middle of the bets me k you,
Oh my god, sit back do Yeah.
Speaker 2: So Eugene goes for the stone called stunner here. Okay, right,
but Johnny hits the Johnny go Round kick on Eugene
and picks up the wind.
Speaker 1: One great name, two great moves, the fucking trouble Paradise. Yeah.
Speaker 2: My favorite thing about this team is the taunt spamming
they do. And they didn't do it.
Speaker 1: No, they didn't because this dude, okay even stranger. They
didn't really cheat to win here at all. They kind
of just kicked Snitsky gold Dust and Eugene's s and one.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying, Like, what's going on here? Like,
I feel like there was so much more to do
with this than they did.
Speaker 1: Dude, he hits a Johnny go around, Nicky and Mikey
running shotgun drop kick two styles Snitzky because they hate
him and to cut him off for breaking up the
pin Spirits Squad not only win, then the faces go
up the ramp and the Spirits Squad stand tall in
the ring challenging him to come back for more.
Speaker 2: I was waiting for Mike Mondo to do the taut
with the.
Speaker 1: Hands, dude, Yes, yes, that's fucking.
Speaker 2: He's like throwing his feet back and ship. Yeah, get
another guy out here to scratch his ass on the match.
Speaker 1: Is that Mikey or Mitch that does it?
Speaker 2: Or Johnny maybe Mitch, I don't know. Somebody come out
here and scratch her ass in.
Speaker 1: The matt Now do the monkey assue fucking tar.
Speaker 2: Mike Monda, do the deal man.
Speaker 1: Fucking Dolf Ziggler, get a clue? Why not?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Figure it out? Yeah, dude, why the fuck are the
Spirits squad? Like, Okay, I get it, that's the odd
squad whatever, but shit, man, like Goldas has been here
fucking twenty years. The Spirits Quad kick their ass and
stand tall. Not even shitty.
Speaker 2: Gold Dust is a multi time champion of this fucking
yeah man, he's a world champion of all of us.
Speaker 1: Eugene does all the top guy moves, so he's probably
a top guy. And we fucking hate.
Speaker 2: This guy likes feet. It's a formal team.
Speaker 1: Yeah man, it's ridiculous. I don't know. The show is
all over the place.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like they had some pieces here. It
was just one of those weeks.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 2: Well, during the commercial break, Maria steals the Great Colleagues gimmick,
It does the yes cam and uh, Mickey James attacks
her because there's no disrespect to the Great Collie in
this comedy. No, of course not.
Speaker 1: You weren't watching WWE dot com Unlimited. Like you couldn't.
You had enough of raw that you didn't want to
tune in to w dot com to see what happened
during the commercials.
Speaker 2: I was playing the Elder Scrolls for oblivion. Uh like
most normal people probably.
Speaker 1: No all of everyone. We yes, we were watching w
W dot Com Unlimited.
Speaker 2: I yes, I was playing the Elder Crolls for oblivion you. Yes,
you were watching the foot Fetish Freaks. You can get
on your phone and you were playing my phone in
two thousand six. Holy shit, I'm downloading JPEGs takes an hour.
What am I downloading?
Speaker 1: You're watching the stream. I'm unlimited.
Speaker 2: I can get fifteen minutes of the internet for twenty
nine ninety nine.
Speaker 1: And you want to watch the kiss cam.
Speaker 2: Holy shit, I can get Equity Hunger Force videos. Sit
to me, it takes forty five minutes to get my
to my phone. It's four minutes long, and I can't
understand what beat Watts saying.
Speaker 1: I'm spending the rest of my night getting John and
Michael's wallpaper.
Speaker 2: I'm getting SNS spammed. I'm getting fucked over here. This
costs me money.
Speaker 1: Yeah, see, you're getting Asky Cox said to you, I'll
watch it common limited.
Speaker 2: Fuck you. I'm waiting until nine pm to make calls. Yes,
that's right. In two thousand and six, this was still Thank.
Speaker 1: God I forgot about that. Wow.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's right.
Speaker 1: Wow, that's fucking crazy.
Speaker 2: I gotta wait until the raw Zone comes on.
Speaker 1: It's common to make a fuck call. Yeah, Mickey hits
her fucking leaping DDTV Mickey DT. They really didn't dial
that name in here.
Speaker 2: Huh.
Speaker 1: We're gonna takes this DDT pretty well though, I give
her that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it looked good. I think it did look good. Yeah.
Speaker 1: If you were watching about common Limit and instead of
being some Gerbrodi Mark, you would have fucking sawd this.
Speaker 2: Yeah all right, well you call Halo too. We'll see
what you think when I put you down fifteen and
oh on Warlock singles. You know, let's see what it
really goes down.
Speaker 1: What's something done? Watching row for all of it that,
I'll consider it.
Speaker 2: Don't make a call to my home either, I'll knock
me out the air innet. We go backstage. Eugene is
back here. He gets asked how he feels about losing
to the Spirit Squad and he says, well, it doesn't
feel very good. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Todd Grisham is here to interview him, and he says
the Spirit Squad insisted I ask you how it felt
to lose, and Eugene said, well, it didn't feel very good.
If there's one thing my uncle Eric Bischoff wanted me
to remember, it was to never quit. Oh wait, no wait,
uncle Eric wanted me to quit every day. Uncle Eric
was a jerk. He turns into the camera, he looks
right in the camera. He gets my butt, Uncle Eric.
At least I still have a job. He does the
junkyard dog taunt.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so he just fucking hits him with a book. Huh, dude.
Speaker 1: Mattreger runs in an violates him with a big ass
dictionary and then he tells him to look the word
up in the dictionary. They should have had Matt Striker
doing concerto with two dictionaries.
Speaker 2: I had to pause for a second after this segment,
by the way, and just like take a breather. Oh,
because like every ounce of my fucking being, Like I
knew I had to watch this for the show and
write notes and all that shit, of course, but I
had to fight against my better judgment of just closing
the show out because it pissed me off so fucking bad.
Speaker 1: Like I cannot believe that, Like I.
Speaker 2: Just watched a segment with Matt Striker hitting Eugene with
a book and that's the big angle and they're doing
something with this on the show.
Speaker 1: Dude, this started at a pay per view, Like this
is an ongoing angle match. Striker at his books.
Speaker 2: It angered me to see this and I had to
dial it back in to lock in.
Speaker 1: I appreciate that, buddy. Yeah, of course that's very nice
to you, because like, yeah, you you could have just
messaged me and said no more like and I would
have understood, like that happens, right, There's sometimes we could
throw a flag on the play on in some episodes.
Speaker 2: Sometimes it's just not worth it. I had to stand
up and take a breathe. I started shadowed box in
our room. I said, I'm like that. I'm like that,
I'm gonna sit back down. I'm ana finish the show.
Speaker 1: I could do it. I could do it. I got this, Well,
what a mistake. You should have just fucking messaged me
and said let's not do this one.
Speaker 2: So we get a segment here where WWE twenty four
to seven presents this week in wrestling history.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm guessing that we're doing this often. And then
this was like the Vince being an asshole version of it,
because it's Vince doing a voice over here and it's
Vince narrating over the match that they just had a
backlash last night where it was Vince and Shane taking
on Shawn Michaels and God and Vince says on April
already twousand and six, Vincent Kenny McMahon and the product
of his Seamen Shane McMahon did.
Speaker 2: He was really into that at the time. I remember
this phrase.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the Seman thing. Mm hmmm, yeah, yeah, that was well, yeah,
of course it was. Of course it was. He said,
we faced one of our greatest oh sorry, faced one
of their greatest trials when they chung Shaw Michaels and
his Savior and tag team partner God. So they show
some spots here from the match, one involving Sean doing
a running crossbody off the stage to Vince. That was
fucking pretty crazy.
Speaker 2: I gotta say, in a million years, I never thought
I would hear the phrase the passion of mcmahonism would
not be denied. I literally cannot believe I just heard
the phrase mcmahonism. It should not be a phrase. Actually
that I said, insane.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Uh. They do a spot here where Sean is
on top of a ladder and Shane and Vince are
on two tables and He's gonna elbow drop them, presumably.
But the Spirit Squad, if you didn't get enough the
Spirit squad come out here and Sean jumps on all
of them. Well, then Spirits squad kick the shit out
of Sean, and this part's cool. At least they hit
their finish on Sewan through a table, which if you
haven't seen the Spirits Squad finish, o oh boy, is
this thing fucking insane. It's everyone in the group grabs
one of Sean's limbs and they throw him as high
as possible in the air to throw him through a table.
Speaker 2: Dude, I love this. Also, they launch Sean Michael's about
five hundred feet in the fucking ear. I mean they
legit about lose him in the lights. There's only one
guy holding like the bare end of his foot by
the end of this, so he doesn't get lost.
Speaker 1: Yeah, fuck dude, Like he he goes flying and this
table breaks into a million pieces, Like this is sick.
Speaker 2: It looked awesome.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 2: I would have launched Sean Michaels through that fucking table
like that, and then I would have dragged my ass
on the ground on the arms taun.
Speaker 1: Like get some heat.
Speaker 2: Yeah, do the dog dragging their ass around the ring
on Sean Michael's just going to circle around to everyone.
Speaker 1: Else is doing the fucking crazy gorilla. Dan said, this
fucking one, dud. Dudes, Yeah, let him rip.
Speaker 2: Do Eugene's pissing on you top like go crazy in there, guys.
Speaker 1: Blow an airhorn in his face, give like get him
it to him, Like how many chances you're gonna get?
They should have did they easily with how high they
got him, They could have thrown him up by all
of his limbs and launched him out of the ring
through the announced table.
Speaker 2: Dude, I mean it is so high. I couldn't believe it.
I've seen this move a few times, but man, they
really do launch Sean like super in the air there.
Speaker 1: Good for him for taking it too. I imagine it's
the last time he ever took it as well.
Speaker 2: I guess we'll see. Yeah. Sure we go backstage the
Big Three of two thousand and six raw back here
watching the monitor, we have sewn Michael's Big Show and
Charlie Haass.
Speaker 1: What what the fuck is dude? I swore I was like, Okay,
Charlie Hoskins is ass kicked here or something happens? No,
this is the new Click Big Shows. Seawn Michaels and
Charlie os they're here holding court in the locker room
watching w Unlimited.
Speaker 2: Of course.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: The Spirits squad come in and they tell hb K
they'll be the special guest referee for the next match,
which is Rob Conway versus Kane.
Speaker 1: Like you guys, right, Okay, Mitch doing the Chris Danger
guy fucking six times. And the more I watched, I said, wow,
this is Chris Chris on the so yeah, as you say,
they they well they Mitch goes leave. He says one
more thing, you got your own referee shirt, and he
hands them a yellow shirt and all over it in
different sized text and fonts says May nineteenth. And I realized, Oh,
that's that's why this is going on. I see we're
in the May nineteenth era here of Caine's career. Big Show,
by the way, gives Sean some encouraging words of you'll
figure something out. You've been around a long time. Okay,
thank you, big dog. I appreciate that you're not gonna
help me. May nineteenth.
Speaker 2: Huh yeah, what's that mean?
Speaker 1: Well, of course, James, you should know because we've watched
this movie together. May nineteenth, two thou and six is
when Cino Evil came out.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, hell yeah, yeah, we.
Speaker 1: Watched that, and that's on our Patreon. Actually we watched that,
and uh, they made this whole angle about that where
Caine goes fucking crazy when we could talk about that
here obviously, after, of course, we talk about w dot
com talking about Backlash.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so ww dot com has all the updates from Backlash.
I love that they showed this super dated picture of
the website.
Speaker 1: I love that. Actually it uh, I feel very nostalgic.
It shows up shot at Triple H from the pay
per view, super bloody, great fucking gig work here, Joey says, King,
what a night it was? You were there? And King says,
that's right, I was there, you were not. Okay, don't
get to hying fucking God, make it weird, goddamn, And
he says, well, what about Can in the Big Show?
And Joey says, well, that is something we got to discuss.
A strange situation as Caine seems to be haunted by
this traumatic date from his past, which I'm not gonna say,
and they recap Can versus the Big Show from Backlash,
which during the match the lights go all red and
then very obviously Caine over the PA whispers May nineteenth
a bunch and do you know what happened on that date? Caane?
And this makes Caine freak out so much that he
starts headbutting the bottom turn buckle and Big Show to
resolve this conflict where he is conflicted that his friend
is going crazy, his plan is to hit Caine in
the head with a steeled chair and.
Speaker 2: Then leave knock some sense into him.
Speaker 1: Well, Caine sits up and starts laughing about it, So
I guess it might have did something for him.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna guess the entire arena, including the Big Show,
could hear all this shit.
Speaker 1: No, that was inside Kane's head. We just happened to
be able to hear that on the broadcast.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're like playing Kane's voice over the deal there.
I imagine everyone two thousand and six just like, good God,
just like come.
Speaker 1: On, No, They're like, good god, this is awesome.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. So we have Rob Conway versus Cane
up next.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Sean of course comes out. Uh, he has to
wear the May nineteenth referee shirt. They could alwayst put
stripes on this fucking thing, so I look like a
ref shirt, but it's just a yellow shirt that is
May nineteenth. To make them stand out as much as possible.
He comes out here, but more importantly, just look at me.
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: Rob Conway pantomimes the yeah from his theme song.
Speaker 1: By the way, Rob Conway sings his entire theme down
to the ring and he points at the camera, which
means he has to die.
Speaker 2: This is just La Night, Like, this is legit La Night, dude.
I was like, wow, holy shit, two thousand and six,
La Night.
Speaker 1: It's funny. We just watched recently the end of Rob
Conway and w E and this is like, this has
to be the beginning of a flourishing story.
Speaker 2: Right, I mean, he's good to get his ass kicked.
Speaker 1: I like Rob Conway here, that's his whole fucking angle
here as Wow, this guy loses a lot hungh guys.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So HBK checks for foreign objects on Rob Conway
when he gets in the ring and just low blows
the shit out of him.
Speaker 1: Dude punches him in the balls because Rob Conway was
fucking making fun of his shirt. So HBK low blows
him and then Sean takes the shirt off. He has
a rough shirt on under it, and he puts the
main nine Teeth shirt on Rob Conway.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it takes a damn long Hbk's all right,
come on, come on, hit k's music.
Speaker 1: Come on, guys, because Rob Conway don't know, maybe he
was supposed to sell a longer or whatever. But Rob
Conway is like starting to get up and he just
looks fucking stupid because he is not taking the shirt off.
So once Kine starts coming out, now Sean is holding
grub Conway so he doesn't look like an idiot keeping
his shirt on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Caine comes out here with the fresh line right
on the top of his head. That's evil, man.
Speaker 1: Get that shit cleaned up from me by man.
Speaker 2: That shit is mean and evil.
Speaker 1: Somehow less of a freak and snitsky though this guy.
Speaker 2: Kane seems normal compared to the foot fetish frea. Sean
Michaels throws Rob Conway over the ropes and Kane starts
kicking his ass.
Speaker 1: Dude, he beats the fuck out of him. He's I mean,
he sees the shirt, which well if one he sees
the shirt and then he starts punching himself in the
head because uh, that's when you do when you go
through a traumatic thing, you just fucking slam your head
into a bunch of shit very often and get your
hair lined up real nice dude, it's so so clean.
It's like the straightest cut ever. Actually, like at haven't
impressed how even it is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, something very traumatic happened to Kane on May nineteenth.
But also, just so you guys know, the new feature
link film produced by WWS Videos that features Kane. Yeah,
that's coming out on May nine. Also, so you guys
should go check that one out.
Speaker 1: He actually can see into the future. The traumatic event
is the horrible box office for Sino.
Speaker 2: No, no, hey man, he gets a second one?
Speaker 1: You know what? He does, get a second one. Actually,
now that I gotta check, I wonder what was the
box office. I'm sure we talked about this. H Sino
EVI grossed fifteen million in North America in three point
eight million in other territories against the budget of eight million.
Speaker 2: Oh fuck, there it is. It succeeded. If you do
double the budget, you're good.
Speaker 1: How about that?
Speaker 2: How about that?
Speaker 1: Maybe he must a second one. He looked superhead to
May nineteen, two thousand and seven, which was bad box office.
Speaker 2: Shortly Yeah, I wanted to make Jacob Goodnight like a
new horror icon.
Speaker 1: Gave up on that pretty quick.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it just didn't work, man, No, I mean it's Kane, man.
Speaker 1: That's I mean, like they wouldn't have legit been better
off making Kane the movie.
Speaker 2: If Kane saw the mask on his shit, and like
Jacob Goodnight was Kane with the mask off of shit,
it probably could have worked. Okay, that's just Kane, man. Yeah,
but that's just big showing Kane like that. That's like
the tag team champ right there.
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, he's wrestling with Spirits Squad like. That's Kane.
He just lost to them. Actually, I don't know what
you want from me.
Speaker 2: He's been taking a beating on TV for a minute too.
Speaker 1: You could argue, though, you could argue that See No
Evil might be the best W Studios produced movie.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I remember lacking Oculus a lot.
Speaker 1: Was that a W Studios movie? Uh? Huh? Oh shit?
Is there a wrestler in Oculas?
Speaker 2: I don't even remember. I don't think there was. There
might have been a cameo or something, but no, it
wasn't even They actually went for a good movie here.
Speaker 1: During a scene in which the mirror is put up
for auction. The auctionaire mentions as the item as was
recovered by the Laveca state a reference to Triple h Ah.
Speaker 2: There you go. Oh there, yeah, there it is.
Speaker 1: Triple h is in it. And that's why I did well.
Speaker 2: Sean Mike was bringing Rob Conway back into the ring.
Here he holds up Rob and points to his shirt
and Caine comes at him like a bull.
Speaker 1: I mean, I actually did think that was pretty fucking funny,
like blatantly lifting the shirt up that Rob Conway is wearing,
a pointing down say just kick this guy's like an ass, Like,
look at it, What the fuck is this guy's in.
Speaker 2: This is a famous picture, by the way, whenever you
look up May nineteen, it's always Sean pointing at this shirt.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I knew it was Rob Conway
wearing it, to be honest, so this was hitting the lore.
Speaker 2: I didn't know it was either. Yeah, I've seen that
image like one hundred times, especially since we started Deadlock,
and like it has never been Rob Conway to me
until right now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a legend in the game, Rob Conway. He's done
a lot more than I realized Joe's look at him.
Speaker 2: Hbk grabs a trash can from underneath the ring and
stands there looking away till Kane grabs the trash can
and he destroys Rob Conway in the head with it.
Speaker 1: He hits Rob Conway as hard as humanly possible with
his fucking trash can like he annihilates him at one point.
By the way, Kan like threw Rob Conway in the
ring and Conway is trying to crawl away and Kane
jumped on him as style. I thought he was gonna
visagra him. He did not, though, he just punched him
in the back of the head a bunch.
Speaker 2: Wow, that would have been nuts if he visagrid him.
Speaker 1: Well, that was like an ode to the movie where
he has a three foot con.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that veata that.
Speaker 1: Kane is going into business for himself. He had something
to prove he's taking shit and Rob Conway's used to
take it that move, so he would have taken the best.
Speaker 2: Kine then rips the shirt off of Rob Conway. He
hits a choke slam and leaves. He doesn't even pin him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, he was over it. The shirt was gone,
so Caine he doesn't care about winning and losing. Here
in the we, nobody does, so why would he not
just leave? Well, Sean michaels and grabs a mic and
he leans down next to Rob Conway and he starts
just yelling May nineteenth, May nineteenth, and then Sean puts
the mic on Rob Conway and turned knees around at
the perfect time to see that the mic is just
on Rob Conway. So Kane comes back, and then Bucket
hits Rob Conway with a tombstone.
Speaker 2: So HBK grabbed the mic shout at May nineteen in
the most Sean Michael's sounding voice.
Speaker 1: Of all try to hide it. Yeah, not.
Speaker 2: Is like exactly one to one. If you close your eyes,
you weren't even at wrestling, if you were just in
the street in New York and you close your eyes
and Sean Michael said May nineteen, You like, that's fucking
Sean Michael's that's the heartbreak kid, that's HBK.
Speaker 1: Dude. He could have just got on he could have
just got on the mic and said, hey, it's Sean
Michael's May nineteen.
Speaker 2: It's not Kane, because he thought that was Rob Conway,
which I have heard that a lot of people were
drawing comparisons between the Heartbreak Kid and Rob Conways.
Speaker 1: He's next, you know, he's the next one, right, I
mean he it would have been the Raw six if
they really had to figured some stuff out here. It's
just Rob Conway. They didn't get them there. It was
their fault.
Speaker 2: So Kine comes back and he hits the tombstone and
wins the match, and yeah, man, there it is May nineteenth.
That's coming.
Speaker 1: Kine does it over the shoulder style too. By the way,
he doesn't go full You knew Rob Conway's shit would
poke him in the eyes.
Speaker 2: Come on, that's Mark Gingerack.
Speaker 1: Oh right, well you know they're saying that Mark Jindrag
is the next Rob Conway.
Speaker 2: Well, what the hell happens on May nineteenth in WWE here?
Speaker 1: Okay, so on May nineteenth, because it we're pretty close
to this here, so they what the actual because it
ends up they do the fake Caine thing with fucking Festus,
which there not only should we review that, we might
have to like review that soon because that's like coming
up here May nineteenth, isn't it. If there was ever
time to fucking talk about the fake Cane shit, good lord. Yeah,
we would have to fucking make a judgment call there,
So that doesn't happen on May nineteenth. The fake Kane
thing is not on May nineteenth. On May nineteenth is
a SmackDown show, and fucking so May nineteenth SmackDown Cain
shows up to face Raymisterio and he beats him because
JBL picked him as his opponent. But what actually happened
on May nineteenth, what was freaking Cain out? Did they
eventually reveal, is that it was the date in which
supposedly his mother and adopted family were killed in a fire.
Speaker 2: Albar died.
Speaker 1: No, not my dad.
Speaker 2: And his dad, because he's both of our fathers. We
always said that, Wait a minute, they killed gold Dust
and that led to a match with himself.
Speaker 1: Fastest now now that we talk about it, James Snitsky
could have been fake Cane very easily.
Speaker 2: Dude, He could have been fake Cane. But instead they
had something else for him that week. It was probably
sniffing feet and taking a pen and looking at the lights.
Speaker 1: Yeah, getting ship on. Fuck yeah, so yeah, it's uh,
that was it. His adopted mother and his mother and
adopted family were killed in a fire.
Speaker 2: Were killed by Festus.
Speaker 1: Festus was standing outside their house with drool coming down
his lips, and then someone rang a bell and he went, not.
Speaker 2: Your thief, really, Fastest, I'll see you wrestler court.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. They should have Undertaker involved in the
fake Cane angle. We gotta stop this guy. He gotta
stop this guy. And he looks over.
Speaker 2: It's just a dude drooling and Kane's out.
Speaker 1: He's dangerous Kane. There's also a week where Undertaker gets
confused and doesn't realize it's fake Cad despite the gigantic care.
Speaker 2: What about what Undertaker was?
Speaker 1: Kane? Oh yeah, he was fake Kate too, wasn't he?
Speaker 2: Goddamn Yeah, that's right, and Kant her Taker.
Speaker 1: And neither of them ended up. Well. Kane kind of
looks like Festus. Actually that's pretty close. Fastest is based
off of all of Kine's characters. Fastest and Kane have
a similar.
Speaker 2: Cut Burnie Kate's house down, maybe man.
Speaker 1: Wearing their hair.
Speaker 2: The WWE Slam of the Week presented by tomb Raider
legend Umaga beats Rick Flair at Backlash.
Speaker 1: He beats the fuck out of him. According to this
fucking Slam of the week, Umaga hits all the moves
and Rick Flair dies and then Umaga beats him.
Speaker 2: So we have Umaga versus Rory Fox up next.
Speaker 1: So Armando Alejandro Strada is out here.
Speaker 2: He does his whole.
Speaker 1: Spiel ESQM, everybody listen ha to me, he does the
haha every sentence. I love this fucking guy. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Man, he's putting out one hundred percent here.
Speaker 1: He's got four cigars in his soup pocket.
Speaker 2: Dude, hell ya he does.
Speaker 1: That's fucking awesome. And dude, the cigar is his gimmick.
That's what he tells Umaga. It's time to fucking end
this shit. Dude.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he just breaks in half.
Speaker 1: By the way, I do know, uh, we've I feel
like we've seen Rory Fox before, and I only know
of him because Zach Ryder h Matt Cardona talks about
him a lot on the Major Pod because Rory Fox
is a man that he wrestled on E CW W
E E CW And I believe Rory Fox's gear broke
during that match, so he's like Assid Dick and Ball somewhere.
Speaker 2: Alight.
Speaker 1: So I was curious to see if that's somehow happened
to you with Ry Fox?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean he beats the fuck out of this dude.
And I gotta say, man, Umaga is one of the
bright parts of of this era of raw for sure.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, he's fucking awesome, dude, great big guy.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean he comes in and he puts him
on the top rope and this spot is awesome. Dude. Uh,
Umaga puts Rory Fox on the top rope, grabs him
by the neck and just overhead tosses him from the second.
Speaker 1: It's the Hernandez toss from the top rope.
Speaker 2: Oh you're right, Yeah, Hernandez will do it just stand
as straight up, which is crazy as shit.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's already on its own crazy. But Umaga did
this with this guy sitting on the top rope.
Speaker 2: That was fucking awesome. So Umaga follows it up by
running his ass into this dude's head. He climbs the ropes,
he hits the big splash.
Speaker 1: Dudee Maga splash is awesome, by.
Speaker 2: The way, Yeah, dude, it is awesome. It's sooner, it's
it's super dialed in. I mean, he that's like the
only thing he did when he was in three minute
warning was like they would have these guys and they
would do the fucking splash.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's fucking right. I forgot about that all he
should Yeah, so.
Speaker 2: I mean he climbs the top rope, does the big splash,
Armando snaps the cigar Umaga, hiss the Samoan spike and
picks up the wind and.
Speaker 1: Rory Fox's gear breaks and his nick of ball's and
ask come out.
Speaker 2: There's a few more years for that.
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 2: Okay, we go backstage. Vince McMahon is here with Canvas Michelle. Vince,
of course, cured her chest cold from the pay per
view before his match with God.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and Canvas. Michelle's here to ask for another favor. Uh,
she says, you know, speaking of her healing powers. Vince,
I was wondering if you could help me with my
laby agitis. And Vince says, sure, huh now that's enough
out of you right now?
Speaker 2: What the hell is laby agitis?
Speaker 1: Is that real?
Speaker 2: Is this real?
Speaker 1: Vince?
Speaker 5: Sure?
Speaker 1: Waitit with your what canus? Michelle says, you know, with
my laby agitis, And Vince says, layas I heard that before?
Is it a cute? And she says, oh, I think
it's pretty cute. Hey man, blow up all your TVs.
Speaker 2: Fuck this ship, It's time to start playing Owners goes
more oblivion boys.
Speaker 1: That's right there. There's gotta be something else better to
do here that listen to fucking these freaks talk about
Laby Gina's fuck you like, come onas me too? I
got I would like a bloe jomb syndrome. Oh whoa,
okay that's what. What can you help? Oh no I can't,
so vin says, yeah, I can help you with that.
I'm a fucking old, old old freak of nature, and yeah,
of course I can fucking help you with that shit.
Speaker 5: Right.
Speaker 1: So they start fucking making out and Triple h walks
in with very very real bruises all over his head,
as does all of the competitors from backlashes made events
have very real bruises. Uh. They must have just hired
a really really good uh like they had a makeup
artist they just hired and said, fuck, let's let's go
loose on this one.
Speaker 2: Let's get everyone bruised. Though, I'd rather them do the
bruises thing than me having to watch another Vincent manne
Ca and his Michelle segment that's fuck.
Speaker 1: I'll take that dead times over. Goddamn. So, Triple H
is here and Vince stands up. He's all to shoveled,
and Triple says his flashlo on your pocket. You're happy
to see me?
Speaker 2: You got a heart on vents?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got a hard ass cock right now, hunter.
Speaker 2: Okay, cool, I want a title shot? No, all right?
Speaker 1: Imagine if it was that simple. In staid, we get
a fucking five minute diet trap about fucking nothing, go
back and forth the bullshit, and they're they're talking, and
then talk about this fucking thing where Vince wants Triple
H to be the special guest ref for the Kenny
Sena match. All the while there's a big picture behind
Vince's head of Seawan Michael's face being smushed into his
ass like fuck. So yeah, Vince says, hey, man, you
fucking you know you'd be a special guys reff and
you can, I might give you title shotan trouble it
says that, huh okay, and the next week the Spirit
Squad's banned from ringside. When I face Kenny won on
one for the WB title. I mean that is a
completely insane sentence, man, Yeah, man.
Speaker 2: I uh, you know, I'm surprised he was even able
to say that without like just dying laughing.
Speaker 1: Well, Vince says, you know, I would suggest you take
my advice and be there special guest ref because you
know you're the game. But I'm the boss. And what
was it he called me a couple of weeks ago. Uh,
a piece of shit, a foot fetish free.
Speaker 2: Oh wait, that's James Nisky.
Speaker 1: Old man. Well, if you'ren't taking my advice that X
tile shot you get, you might be an old man.
That's like the worst thing you could possibly be here
is an old man.
Speaker 2: So now it's time for the cutting Edge.
Speaker 1: Lda's in the ring to start this off, and she
introduces Edge, and Edge comes out through all the smoke,
and of course Edge as the beanie with the brim.
Of course, dude, that shit's clean, ain't it's his own
one too.
Speaker 2: That was so sick too, Like, oh my god, hell yeah,
what the fuck?
Speaker 1: This took me back entirely. I said, Wow, fucking beanie
with the brim, that's n shit was clean.
Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck. It could be July, you
know what I mean? One hundred degrees outside Beanie with
the brim is coming with me.
Speaker 1: So Edge comes out here and he talks about Triple
H and Sina and he says he gets no respect
around here. And just like a WrestleMania one of the
biggest victories of his career, and it was tarnished because
it was called by some third rate East of your
reject name Joey's stop Miles. And he looks over and
Joey's just sitting there, and the Edge says, oh my god, Joey,
you suck.
Speaker 2: Hey fuck.
Speaker 1: And Edge says, despight all that I sole the show,
and I'd like to introduce the man who helped me
make that possible, the man who I destroyed at Mania,
the former hardcore legend Nick Foley. Holy shit, yeah, mankind
theme it all and Lawler says, you know, we got
a standing ovation for Mick Foley. What about what Edge
said about you, Joey? You know you don't really suck
that bad? Thanks gig.
Speaker 2: All right, man, can we call the matches? What are
we doing?
Speaker 1: No, dude, that's the fucking not fuck it happened here,
no fucking shot. So, yeah, Foley's here and he's he
says that, uh, you know it, I haven't forgot about
our little WrestleMania match, And he thought about it twenty
four to seven. He watched the tape. He searched his
soul to find out where things went wrong. But the
more he watched the tape, he more he searched his role.
I think he fucked that up. The more I came
to realize the things didn't go wrong for me, they
went very right. I got paid a lot, and I
did a bunch of cool fucking spots, and I got
to do a match with Hustle that was really cool,
that was awesome, and they paid me even more. Somehow,
How did Hustle paid me more than the UFS? And
he says, if I if I did go wrong anywhere,
it wasn't in not realizing that one night I would
be face to face with the toughest son of a
bitch in the WWE, and fully puts his hand off
her handshake and edge. She thinks about it. You know
he's reluctant, and he shakes his hand fully, shakes leave
his hand and gives her on the cheek and he says,
don't get me wrong, just because I lost doesn't mean
I didn't get that defining WrestleMania moment. Let's take a
look at it right now. So they replay Edge spearing
Folly off the Apron through the flaming table, which is
one of the coolest things of all time.
Speaker 2: Yes, I love it, dude.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: When I think of like WWE moments, like that's definitely
one that I think of for sure.
Speaker 1: It's unfucking believable, and Edge is sell after it is
top tier, and that's what they show here. He's like
in a whole different fucking world. He's just gone through
a traumatic event, and like he has it all over
his face, and that made it like so much cooler too.
Speaker 2: I think that's the one thing that WWE was really
good at, was like making a moment and then like
talking about it and talking about it and talking about
it and like just making sure the fans didn't forget
about it. I think things also moved a lot slower
back then. Like a good match back then would last
for a while, you know what I mean. You didn't
tend to forget like a standout match as quick as
you would Nowadays, things just move so fast. The Aarnet's
gotten so much more fast, right like you have about
forty eight hours after a good match to hear that
you had a good match, and then after that.
Speaker 1: Is done, Yeah, because the next best match ever just happened, right, Yeah,
by the time you have the.
Speaker 2: Match, and like the next day, there was probably another
match that happened that was just as good.
Speaker 1: As that match, if not better. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's just moved on from things just and
that's that's not I don't want to say that's indicative
of wrestling in general. I mean, there's probably some truth
to that, but I also think that just time moves
faster in general nowadays with all media, Like, yeah, a
good movie is in and out within the time that
it's in the theater. You don't really talk about it
so much, and things like that. Like just media in
general is like that. So it's it's interesting to see,
especially during a time where things moved a lot slower.
WW was good at like just bringing it up and
bringing it up and showing you clips and making it
look like the best match ever. And if you missed it,
like you missed out on something huge because this match
was awesome and like it. I mean, this match has
a legacy to it.
Speaker 1: It says it's just the time too which is another
you know, good part of it, because you know, I mean,
how many how many matches in WW were ever like
this one?
Speaker 2: Sure, I mean like Mick Foley had a bunch on
with a bunch of guys, but not too many other people.
Speaker 1: No, No, I mean, like even even in terms of
you know, you look at the Orton match or like
the Triple H like fucking street fight or the hell
in a cell, Like they weren't fucking using fire. I mean,
I guess the Triple H one had the flaming barbar
two by four on top of the cell, but you
know that was not spear through flaming table to the floor, right, Yeah, yeah, dude, No,
you're right, though, that's a that's a pretty I never
thought about it like that, like how I how I mean,
you know, obviously I also have watched up a jillion
hours of fucking wrestling, So the amount of things I
can retain as I get older is you know, uh,
but you're right, I mean, fuck how much how much
happens every single day? Every week there's a match of
the year.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, dude, especially as we get older, because
you start you have to start worrying about your responsibilities
as like a yeah, just making it day to day
sometimes and like yeah, as a kid though, you know
you especially when things moved slower, like I became attached
to some things that like were told to me a bunch,
you know, like that match became like a legacy in itself,
just my you know, people growing up. I'm sure people
that were kids and were watching this time, like this
was a match they remember to this day. And even
if they didn't, WB will tell you you should have
and I still can just go watch it. You know,
shit's fucking dope. So they were just good at that.
I think that, you know, they always made sure. I
think WB always made sure to have one foot ahead
of their own history.
Speaker 1: Why didn't they do the same thing with match Striker
and Uchine should?
Speaker 2: They probably tried. It's just yeah, sometimes you can't. You
can't pull gold out of an ass crack.
Speaker 1: You could try.
Speaker 2: Sometimes it's just gonna be shit.
Speaker 1: Wow, that is a that's a phrase that should say
this sense of time. I hope it's ten years people
are saying exactly what you just like it said there
that like should be held up in the legendary phrases
of our era.
Speaker 2: I hope it's forgot about for hours.
Speaker 1: As long as somebody pusts about it just says, this
is cool. I'll take that. So they show this clip
and Fully says, there it is by defining WrestleMania moment
looking at your eyes and knowing you never be the
same again, and knowing that you knew that from then
on that it was all downhill for Edge and knowing
it took years off your life and you would never
want to go through that typeell again. And Folly says,
I want to go through it again, and that's why
next week right here, Oh no, sorry, he says, that's
why I want right now a WrestleMania rematch right here
in clubs Ohio. He does a thumbs up to the camera, which.
Speaker 2: Of course I love that. The cheap pop you can't
beat it.
Speaker 1: It always works, and Edge says, very cute. You know
you wait until I go through a Hlacious trouble Threat
match and I get blasted with a chair and sledgehammer,
and you know what, I still have strep throat from
doing raw in front of those Limeys in England.
Speaker 2: That was good man. I've had strep throat for a
month and a half.
Speaker 1: What says, you know what, when it comes to you
and I tonight, you're on and the crowd pops. Yeah,
it's a huge pop. Everyone's excited, and the Edge looks
at him, You're on crack.
Speaker 2: Holy shit, man, that legit made me laugh. I was like,
holy man, that was good, dude.
Speaker 1: That was like a rock level delivery.
Speaker 2: I was I did not expect that, dude, did not
expect that, You're on Edge. One of his WrestleMania moments,
and his biggest moment, was against Mick Foley, who is
on crack.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, it says, I'm not wrestling you matched, no way,
but you know what, you were stupid enough to challenge
me next week out a principal, I'll take you on
in any match you want.
Speaker 2: The crowd just deflated, Yeah dude.
Speaker 1: They were like, fuck man, dude. And that's like, I mean,
you know, I guess that's the thing w W does
forever because they are a big fucking you know, people
are watching this more people are watching it on TV
than watching in the audience. But like, it's funny. That's
something like we had to learn, like, hey, man, don't
if it's not gonna be here, don't fucking say that
it's gonna not be here just yeah, like we'll do
it not out here because the crowd will not like this, dude,
the crowd does not want to hear. They're not getting
it right here, right now. But so that's what happened there. Yeah,
as you said, I mean, they advertise it's huge, he says,
poor wire razor wire fuck tags anything I get my
hands on. So I want you to go home and
rest up from your strep throat.
Speaker 2: That's important, thank you.
Speaker 1: I don't want to get sick because it sucks because
you're gonna need your voice to scream for mercy. And
you think about that edge and then you try, you
try to have a nice day. Bag bang, I mean
full First of all, tremendous problem this guy, this guy
could sell me fucking anything in the entire world. Man,
he is so so good at this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he definitely still has his fastball here.
Speaker 1: Second, I believe, if I'm not mistaken, I don't believe
they have any kind of match. I believe fully turns here.
And this leads to the edge fully dreamer funk one
night stand match. Hmm okay, sure, I think that's where
this goes. And Folly like calls edge like the new
hardcore legend. YadA, YadA, YadA. I'm pretty sure that's where
this ends up because I don't remember a raw razor
wire edge match, so I assume that's where this goes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean the Folly and Funk stuff was cool, Yes.
Speaker 1: Dude, Oh my god. I mean I I love watching
both those guys. Seeing Funk come I mean, Funk coming
back to do that as cool as fuck, you know
what I mean? Like m and he will all. He
always went for it, dude, like there was no his
body was beat to fuck.
Speaker 2: Wwe rewind brought to you by oxy chill factor. It's
cool because acne isn't fuck.
Speaker 1: That's fucking That's a good That's a good one. How
doesn't this How does in this last? Why does oxy
chill factor not exist? Now?
Speaker 2: Shit probably burns your face off.
Speaker 1: I mean it had to be just the most alcohol
fucking just wipe ever.
Speaker 2: Dude, waking up at five thirty in the morning to
get ready for school, just putting on the oxy chill factor.
I'm burning to death here, all right, go away.
Speaker 1: For the bus, rubbing acid on my pores. Oxy chill factors.
Rewind is RVD doing the Van Daminator with the briefcase?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Shelton Benjamin, I guess was the icy champion. Uh
and RVD beats him and he's mister money in the Bank.
Speaker 1: Yes he's I I don't know if I remembered that
that he had the intercnonal title and the money in
the Bank briefcase at the same time. That's pretty cool.
This guy is fucking awesome.
Speaker 2: WWE raw is brought to you my Subway. They got
them sandwiches. Have you ever heard that?
Speaker 1: It's been so long, It's been so long.
Speaker 2: Since we've seen Subway as the sponsor for this show.
Speaker 1: I know, it's like visiting an old friend. Goddamn. Yeah, sandwiches.
They got that new Italian trio.
Speaker 2: Tomb Raider Legend, a new video game, Skittles, a new food.
Speaker 1: Share, the Rainbow, James Taste the Rainbow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they fired fucking JR. He does the skittle atterid.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they didn't want a Joe to give it a
try or oh my god, skittles like that would have
bought me a little.
Speaker 2: So now it's time for the Master lock Challenge.
Speaker 1: Oh shit, and lock him up, Lock him up, Lock
him up. Holy shit, Chris Master's out here. He does
his whole fucking entrance. Fucking awesome. He does the thinker
pos Yeah, he does the pose. He does all the flexing,
he does the lock him up taunt. He's got it
all and he uh he says last night's match was
a fluke. He wrestled Carlito. I said, holy fuck, man,
you always wrestled Carlito when I watch this show. Oh
my god.
Speaker 2: He was married to Carlita the entire time he was there.
Speaker 1: Man, they were a team. They were feud They team,
they feud like. This is the only thing they had
for these two guys was each other. This is stem
Generico of two thousand and six, two thousand and seven
or all.
Speaker 2: Holy shit, dude, if they had that'd be awesome.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, dude. And he fucking Master locks him
through the rungs of the ladder. Oh he shit, Now
we're cooking. Yeah, he comes out here. He says, if
Carlito gets in my face, I'll drop that motherfucker. You're
not gonna be spin apples, You're gonna be spinning teeth.
Oh shit.
Speaker 2: Anyways, RVD, piece of shit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you suck, you suck, you.
Speaker 2: Had a good match last night, and you won't have
one tonight, so come out here.
Speaker 1: I definitely thought this was an Intercondinental title match until
he said, listen, you think you could do it all.
You want the intercondal title. You're mister money in the Bank.
Well there's one thing you can't do. And I said,
oh shit, lock him up, lock him up. He says,
you can't break this man's master lock. Let's fucking go.
So I thought I was like, okay, no doubt in
my mind. RVD comes out here, fakes doing the Master
Loock Challenge because he's gonna pick the cheer up and
hit the vandaminator. That is all this is for. I
was wrong, you were wrong.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Wow, would have been cool though.
Speaker 1: Wow. I like that?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Like that? How the fuck is that? Not? Like they
don't they don't do that ever? Like I don't know, Like, yeah,
that's unbelievable. He just already comes out the Intercondinal champion
and mister Money in the Bank comes out and does
the Master lock challenge.
Speaker 2: WHOA, Yeah, this is cool, I'll do it. Have they
ever had Chris Masters do the Master Lock Challenge and
win a time?
Speaker 1: Like oh, like he challenged somebody with the title on
the line. M yeah, they did not, but they should have.
Speaker 2: I mean, him winning one of the lower tier belts
that way is like ultimate shithead stuff.
Speaker 1: He like, he I don't think he even tried it, right,
like he should have.
Speaker 2: The Master Lock just was over until it wasn't and
then they just I think Bobby Lashley got out of it, right,
that's right, Yeah, dude, yeah, I mean it just kind
of went nowhere. They should have had him do the
Master a Lot challenge, beat somebody that had the belt,
like in the Master Lot Challenge, and then go into
a feud with that guy until they can finally fucking
break out the Master Lock or whoever got gonna win
the title. So when they do break out the master Lock,
they get the big pop, they win the match, win
the belt.
Speaker 1: Like it's all right there, easy, it's easy.
Speaker 2: Carlito would have broke the Master Lock challenge because that's
the only guy he's facing, and it's a ladder war.
And in the middle of the ladder war, they sit
down and do the Master Lock Challenge and then Carlito
breaks out of Oh.
Speaker 1: My god, he hits the backstabber. He wins. They do
the masterlock challenge with Carlito sitting on top of the
ladder faster.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, holy shit, and then backstabber off the
ladder to a bridged ladder. Oh my god, yeah, Steve
Erica style. So RVD literally he comes out here, he
sits down in his chair and Chris Masters locks him up.
Speaker 1: They do it. This is like there was no Shenanigans
until there was. But it wasn't like Rvidy was about
to lose the Maskelak challenge.
Speaker 2: I could break that, Hey, I could break that. I
can break these cups. You think I haven't been shut
down before. I could do this on concrete. This is
not a problem to me. Shelton Benjamin thing comes down
as RVD. I mean, he's legit about to lose the master.
Speaker 1: He's not even like didn't even hint that Arbady was
breaking out of it, which probably would have made more sense,
right like he like Arbaty's like nearly there, like Masters
is wide eyed struggling, So Shelton has to come out
and fuck Armity up. No, Armdy's like about to pass out,
and Sean comes out and starts punching him in his head.
Speaker 2: I mean that is super funny.
Speaker 6: I means, has that ship in rv D. RVD is struggling,
he's ragged on him and then Shutting Vision runs down
and just starts punching in the head Like what the fuck?
Speaker 2: I mean that ship was funny as fun though. I mean,
he just basically comes out of nowhere starts punching his
ship out of his dude.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, they set him up. They set rvd's ass up,
and that is not cool.
Speaker 2: Carlino comes down with a chair and him and RVD
get them out of the ring.
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, Corldo hits masters with a chair and Shelton
powders uh and thank god we I mean, we went
to any segments without the Spirit Squad. So Nikki, wait,
that's us. I'm here to show the world.
Speaker 2: That's all I'm looking for.
Speaker 1: So Nikki is here and he says, hey, knock it off.
I'm the general manager, God damn it, and as co
general manager, I've written a special cheer just for you.
There's no need to scream, there's no need to shout.
The four of you are now wrestling in a tag
team bout and oh yeah that starts right now. Again.
This is a babyface thing to do. He put he
gave the people the magic they wanted to see.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't exactly understand any of this ship with
the Spirit Squad. I mean, like, like I said, there
is stuff to do with the Spirit Squad. There's a
ton of stuff to do with the Spirit Squad, and
they're just not doing any of it.
Speaker 1: Maybe they just they just no way. They just put
shot through the table, right, that's just getting started. Yeah,
you're right. Huh.
Speaker 2: Super funny part here.
Speaker 1: So he announces this match and a custom custom Masters
at ringside, and Master says, oh, come on, I'm not
ready for that. I was doing the Master Lock Challenge
and he doesn't talk. I was doing the Master shit.
Go on. Fuck Instead, we gotta have a shitty match.
Speaker 2: Chris Masters is the.
Speaker 1: Heel and he's mad at the Heel general manager for
making a mask.
Speaker 2: Dude.
Speaker 1: Something seriously lost the translation here, man.
Speaker 2: So yeah, man, we have Chris Masters and shouting Benjamin
versus Carlito and Rob van Dam. During the commercial, Chris
Masters hit a power slam on rv D and now
he's getting some heat, of course, and.
Speaker 1: You would have seen that if you were on w
dot com. Unlimited. You fucking stupid ass bastard like you,
Why are you wasted time? Like, get on this fucking
this is crazy.
Speaker 2: I'm in the middle of an oblivion gate right now.
Speaker 1: Dude, No fucking shot like w Unlimited's got what you need.
You're fucking sit on your couch at home. Nothing. You
gotta go on Unlimited. They got Maria, They got Maria Unlimited.
That should have been the w fucking olimited commercial. Literally,
let's pass as you by.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So we go backstage. Vince McMahon and Candace Michelle
are making out.
Speaker 1: There's no like, there's no one walks in. It's just
they're just they just show that.
Speaker 2: Yep. And we come back to the match and Shelton
is working on RvDs back now.
Speaker 1: Some more heat, brother, we needed some more heat on
this show.
Speaker 2: A ref in hands, Joey Styles, a note just fuck you.
It wasn't even like from anybody. They just came up
with a storyline like on the flip the ref like
shoot headed him, a note that said fuck you.
Speaker 1: A ref comes up and a note and it's a
crude drog of boobs. J just's what.
Speaker 2: RVD says, what what was that?
Speaker 5: What was that?
Speaker 6: What he.
Speaker 1: Rob fucking get the ring? What the fuck? How are
you over here? It's just he no, it's wrong, all right.
So yeah, Lola says, oh, what's this now? You can't
be handing notes of the broadcast called the match and Joey,
you're telling me to call the match? Yeah, fuck you, buddy,
he's son of a bitch. So Joey reads this note
and he says, well, apparently the co general managers of
the Evening the Spirit Squad, want to see me right
now during a live television broadcast.
Speaker 2: Well, Shulton hits a high kick on Carlito. Here, RvDs
up on top and he hits a sid kick all
the way across the ring to Shelton.
Speaker 1: This is video game asque how much fucking distance r
Wedy clears here? Like this is unreal impressive that not
only he can do this get that distance, but land
without breaking all of his legs.
Speaker 2: Chris Masters goes for the mother fin bomb, but Carlito
gets down and hits the backstabber.
Speaker 1: I mean that's a good you know they were doing
that all the time too, Like that was the finish
of a lot of the house show matches for sure.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they practiced that one a lot, for sure.
Speaker 1: Never in a million years, James, There's been a lot
on the show that I couldn't predict. Never in a
million years that I see what was coming next coming.
Speaker 2: Shelton goes to use the chair here, but Charlie Haass,
one of the top acts two thousand and six for aw.
Speaker 1: The Click member, Charlie assins here.
Speaker 2: Thousand and six. Clit Clint, Yeah, yeah, you are in
the Clint brother, you aren't in the Click.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you that I have the Click commander. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So as Shelton goes to use the chair here, but
Charlie Hass shows up, grabs the chair, and this allows
Carlito to roll up Shelton and pick up the win.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Charlie Haass leaves through the crowd because he did
the deed. Carlito is very happy. He must think this
is cool. Shelton is in the ring, very confused. He
must not know that Charlie has still works here.
Speaker 2: Dude. I mean, Carlito on RVD is a cool team.
I mean they both are fucking with cool heavy.
Speaker 1: Holy shit, You're right, that is fucking awesome. They should
have ran with that for a while.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he doesn't spit in an rvd's face.
Speaker 1: You, Uh, no, no, if anything, he's just blowing smoke.
Speaker 2: Dude, Holy shit, they should have been back chairs. Charlie
hass coming out here, by the way and taking the chair.
This match and this postmatch felt like twenty ten roh.
Speaker 1: Oh, my good god, you're right. What the fuck Jesus dude, Yeah,
there's a lot of twenty ten roh on this entire show. Actually, right.
Speaker 2: Backstage segment, Joey Styles is now here with the Spirit
Squad and he's just trying to do his job.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so they invite him into what I assume is
the Spirit Squad room. It's very similar to the Midian
Room and the Black Rain Room. This is just the
Spirits Squad room, which has green and white balloons. That's
how they get down here. And uh, they invite Joey
into the room and Kenny says, Joey, come on, Joey,
sit down, and he pushes Joey down on the couch
and the Spirits Squad are all surrounding him all like god,
they're prankically on top of them, and Joey says, you know,
we're doing a live TV show and Kenny says, I
realized that we're the general managers. We've been booking a
shitty as show. I know what's got here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we think think match. Thanks Joey, I probably think
it sucks. Yeah, Mitch starts putting his ass on the
ground and going around the room.
Speaker 1: It sucks. Joey lay on the floor. He's gonna do
the ass fucking thing to Eve real quick.
Speaker 5: Well.
Speaker 1: Kenny says, you know why you're here because you have
no spirit, and Joey says, I'm just calling the matches.
I'm doing my job and Johnny says, well, you're doing
a lousy job. Not me. Spirit squad, Johnny, he says,
you have a distinct lack of spear. It's appalling. Kenny's
about to become the youngest w champ of all time.
He doesn't need your negative energy bringing him down. And
Joey says negative energy. I'm just doing my job and
Nicky says, you're gonna have to do a better job
than that, and if you don't, we're gonna tell mister
man you have to wear this next week. Joel Mikey. So, Mikey.
They must have figured that this would like they did
the thing earlier James, and then they were like, oh,
we should have We should have embarrassed the dudes with
this because he pulls out the cheerleader outfit and they
put it on Joey's body and say, oh, you're gonna
have to wear this.
Speaker 2: They should have brought out Cane's outfit. We're gonna make
you wear this, Oh my god.
Speaker 1: So uh. Nicky says, we had four cheerleaders out there tonight.
Next week it is gonna be one more, uh, and
we made this inst your size, and Nicky says, let
me hear you say it. The new w W champion
is Kenny. And Joey says, are you serious? And they
all fucking hound him to say it, and Joey says,
the new w champion is Kenny. What the fuck? What
the fuck? What the fuck? They are losing their fucking
minds that he fucked us up. I'm surprised they didn't
all just start stomping him Albaret there, which would have
been very funny.
Speaker 2: By the way, Hey guys, I don't know if you
watched the show. I'm not the color commensator. That would
be Jerry Lawler steal.
Speaker 1: No, we don't watch the show. Can you see how
the show's running. We don't watch the show. Yeah, So
Joey says, the nude w B champion is Kenny, and
Kenny says, let me show you how it's done. Oh,
my god, the nude w B Champion Kenny Kenny. This
may be dude. Okay, I did think that too. I
was like, wow, there is this is pretty close. Kenny
yelling Kenny at him did fucking make me laft because
he just says it's so obnoxious.
Speaker 2: He's just staring right at him.
Speaker 1: Got a. He says, now get out here and start
practicing and finish your job. And they throw Joey out
of the room and Kenny throws a balloon at him,
and Kenny is just staring out of the room. It's
just him standing there. Got it? Got it?
Speaker 2: He's like a fucking Pokemon. Well now it's time for
the Joey Styles backlash segment.
Speaker 1: My god, I cherished this promo. I have referenced this
through probably. I mean, I don't know if there's a
year that has gone by that I haven't referenced part
of this promo on something I thought, especially on the legacy.
I love this promo. Fucking so much. James brought up
this episode to me and I immediately started quoting it
to him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was funny.
Speaker 1: I was super excited to talk about this. So Jerry
Lawler is of course he had to call the rest
of that tag match that we just saw. He was alone,
and now Joey Styles is coming back the ringside and
Jerry's standing up. He's on the mic so the house
can hear him, and Jerry says, okay, everyone, he's coming back.
Let's hear it for our lead announcer and future cheerleader.
Joey Styles. Go on, Joey, and he says, let me
hear you say you're lying. Let me hear you say
the new w champion is kiddy God. Joey say what spirit?
Joey's obviously not fucking having it, and Joey says, how
about if we just do our jobs, King and call
a wrestling match?
Speaker 2: I mean, it is so good. How about we just
called the pro wrestling in the ring. How about that?
Speaker 1: What is that what we were doing? Fuck that? I'll
do anything but fucking call another match like that one?
You call this pro wrestling? Really? So Jerry says, come on, Joey,
let's show us a spirit. If you were to a
c W, you'd be that spirit. I can hear it now.
Oh my god, Joey says, if I was in e
c W, you'd be on correct. Yeah, Joey says, this
was e CW. I wouldn't be working with a hack
like you. No hack was hack was w CW. He
was Sandman there.
Speaker 2: I hate you, dude.
Speaker 1: There's a group of dudes like in the front row
right behind him that are super egging this on and
they like added to a ton. So Jerry says, oh, yeah,
you know what, that's good. Joey's showed some spirit, and
Joy says, can you want to see some spirit? And
he gives them a light push. How's that for spirit?
He double shoves him. How's that for spirit? Then Joey
slaps the fuck out of Jerry. Lawler gives him a
fucking good one here, dude.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and King pushes him back over. He says, you
little idiot, drop.
Speaker 1: The normal fucking Lawler voice. Idiot Pie faces him, Joey
flips over his chair and then Joey storms away. He
goes up the ramp. There's e C dub chance.
Speaker 2: Dude, it's like super easy to forget sometimes that Lawler's
commentary voice and then Lawler as a wrestler's voice are
differently different. Yeah, like when Lawler came into E. C
W and shit like the you little idiot thing sounded
so much like Lawler from that time period with rushing down.
He said you little idiot and then like he just
goes right back to oh.
Speaker 1: Come on, okay, sorry got him? Yeah, So we uh
we we got a commercial, we get a recap which
just happened, and Lawler is still a commentary here. He's
on the mic, the house mic, and uh, he says,
let me all right listen. Uh during the break, I
apologize to the fans, and right now, I'd like to
take this opportunity to apologize to you. Joey styles my fault,
you know, just trying to have a little fun. We
just has a funny here on wrong I do. Joey
walks back out onto the top of the ramp and
he's got a mic. So Joey says, you want to apologize,
like nothing happened, Like you didn't just knock me on
my ass in front of millions of people worldwide. And
I'm gonna come down there and work with you. I'm
not coming back, and now, thanks to the magic of
live television, I'm gonna show the whole world why. For
seven years at ECW, I was the unscripted, uncensored, loose
Canada commentary.
Speaker 2: He's like, un.
Speaker 1: He's ready to fucking go. Six months ago, WWE called.
Speaker 2: Me, all right, I love I love that first liner there. Yeah,
six months ago.
Speaker 1: W W called me. I didn't call this company because
I was looking for a job. I didn't need a job.
W w E called me because they had humiliated and
fired again Jim Ross. Oh hell yeah, yeah, Joey, you
fucking suns upches. Fuck you? What the fuck? So I
get JR Spot and from week one, week after week,
I got an ongoing lecture on the differences on professional
wrestling and sports entertainment. Dude to howl, how old were we?
Speaker 5: You know?
Speaker 1: Six? I was what yeah? Okay, I was probably right
there too. Then I was eating this up. Thirteen year
old Johnny was dude. Thirteen year old Johnny was full
smart already, and I was super fuck sports entertainment. Let's
go to TNA. I'm indied out like fuck. All the
rest of this ship.
Speaker 2: There was balance in the pro wrestling world. You know,
you had to take a stand. Yeah, you were either
sports entertainment or you were pro wrestling. Like you were
either watching fucking czw r OH or you were watching
WWE or you're watching TNA. There was like there were
places to be for everybody, Like whatever you liked, you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it was cool to like stay in your lane.
That was fucking totally cool. And I was fucking riding
for the wrestling. So I especially as an ECY fan,
I was like, Oh, let's fucking go, Joe, you goddamn style.
So Joece's I'm not allow to say wrestling. I'm not
anna say wrestler. I gotta say sports entertainment and refer
to the wrestlers as superstars. I'm told to ignore the
moves and the holds in the matches so I could
tell stories. Well, ignoring the moves and the holds is
damn insulting to the athletes, the wrestlers who leave their
families three hundred days a year to apply their craft
in that ring. Whoa, I'm fist pumping. I'm fucking fist pumping, dude, craft, dude,
they are fucking eating it up. So here's the best part.
Because I'm not a sports entertainment storyteller, I get pulled
from WrestleMania. I'm a company guy. I swallow the pill.
And the reason I'm given is is that I don't
sound like Jim Ross, who's the guy they fired in
the first place. That makes sense, Right, Then I get
bumped from backlash. I'm not good enough to call backlash.
That is a legendary line.
Speaker 2: That's that's where the primo turned into legend territory.
Speaker 1: Yes, dude, I'm not good enough to call backlash, which.
Speaker 2: Like I get bumped from backlash.
Speaker 1: I'm not good enough to call backlash, which is like
so fucking funny because like I don't even know at
the time, like I understood that, like that's Joey's Like
backlash is a shitty paper view view, right, and like
I got, I'm not good called blacklash in ECW. I
called live pay per views on my own solo no
color commentators dragging me down wasn't done before me, hasn't
been done since. Oh my god, oh my god, he's
oh my god, you can't stop this guy.
Speaker 2: He's going for it.
Speaker 1: He's going for it. But I'm not good enough to
call backlash because I'm not a sports entertainment storyteller. Well,
you know what, I'm sick of sports entertainment. I am
sick of male cheerleaders. I am sick of boogers and
bathroom humor and semen, and I am sick of our
chairman who likes to talk about his own semen. He
mocks God, he mocks God.
Speaker 2: Holy shit, dude, dude, he mocks God.
Speaker 1: He mocked God.
Speaker 2: Like I am sick of semen, semen stayed dresses, see
semen dresses, semen st Monica Lewinsky, More pigs, more pigs.
You know what really pisses me off?
Speaker 1: More pigs, more semen stained, more pigs, more pigs, male cheerleaders, semen, pigs. Dude,
I have quoted. He mocks God with slip like I mean,
fucking up ka jillion times God God and makes up
with the divas all defeat his own insatiable ego. I
am sick of sports entertainment, and most of all, I
am sick of you fans who actually buy into that crap,
this sports entertainment circus. That's the only thing I wish
he didn't do. He didn't have to fucking go like
anti fan here, like he's got his own agenda. But
I get it was more like make this as real
as possible, so fucking fire on everybody, right, this.
Speaker 2: Was Roh was doing to the CZW fans that death
match bullshit, and I was fucking thrown shit thing.
Speaker 1: Fuck you, fuck you, Jim Cornett, you fucking shit, fuck you.
Zach dig beat his ass. I never needed this job,
and I don't want this job anymore, and this is baller.
Joey takes the flag off the mic and he chucks
it behind him. I quit, and he flips the mic
and walks out. Oh man, that's a bad motherfucker right there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Lawler says, all right, well, all right, damn.
Speaker 1: Shit.
Speaker 2: I try to get him out of the gutter. I
guess he doesn't want to. Maybe joe form more at
home in a bingle hall kiss Paul Hayman's ass.
Speaker 1: Anyways, had to try to get some heat back, right,
But man, you got scorched, Like this is killer, This
is a kill Like there are dudes that they're pushing
that have never cut a promo like this in their
entire lives, you know, Like he.
Speaker 2: For what they asked him to do or whatever they
asked him for this segment. I mean, he had a
great promo here. It's probably the most fired up and
like pro wrestling esque promo on the entire show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, it's super memorable too, Like yeah right, how
many of these like can you people remember and the
Joey Styles turn like you know turn or what are
you quitting? Fucking super memorable from this era. By the way,
an interesting thing here from The Observer on me eighth.
An interesting note to my says is that most assumed
that it was Paul Hayman writing Joey's promo, but it
was in fact not written by Hayman nor the w
W writers. Hayman was not even aware of the content
of the promo at the time. Styles deserves full credit
for the promo as he was given leeway to say
what he wanted based on reality, and Vince McMahon only
asked him to go for the Juguler fuck Boy, oil
Boy Diddy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, once you see it, it's hard to
forget it. Well, now it's time for John Cena versus
Kenny Kenny WWE Championship Match. Triple Ah is the special
guest referee Todd Grisham is now on commentary and the
Spears squad have an airhorn.
Speaker 1: Holy fuck man, it's a fucking nightmare.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 1: I I ate too close to when I went to sleep,
and this is what I'm dreaming up, this fucking scenario
right here. Man. By the way, they did show a
graphic earlier when they when they did it, eventually announced
that Triple H was gonna be the ref and uh
it was. They should have seen him, Kenny, and then
of course Triple H had the photoshops refree shirt on.
Speaker 2: That's classic. I mean, we're not even too far removed. Yeah,
we're still in CRTI era. They love doing that. Shit.
Speaker 1: We're not h yet, are we. Yeah, I guess it's
still it's still prevalent. Yeah, yah yeah. Triple H of
course coming out to the King of Kings theme song
is yeah from the album that yes on Reckless attent Yeah,
I know, you know when that came out, I did
like that.
Speaker 2: Well, Sena comes down here, him and Triple H have
a stare down. Kenny tries to take advantage early here,
but Sina instantly takes him down and hits his patented
elbow drop you.
Speaker 1: Don't even have to know anything about wrestling to see
that off rip. Here, Sena is very loudly calling spots
to Kenny.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna assume here that like just because you know
Kenny's twenty, he's green, Like yeah, right, yeah, he's green
in his first big deal here that like he just
wanted to make sure the match didn't go off the
fucking rails or anything. Sure, yeah, but yeah, yeah, once
you see it, once you see it the entire time,
it's hard to take your eyes off of it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a whole match to like even Sina super loud,
he calls for like a stalling supplex. I'm like, oh man,
he like has to walk him through this hole in
his hand.
Speaker 2: Well, dude, you know, Scene is not the best at
hiding his calls anyways, he never has been.
Speaker 1: No, he legendarily is a fucking call spot loud guy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and like once or twice I'm like whatever, you know,
I know the deal, so I'm not like whatever, but
it legit is, like it's pretty nuts. When you watch
the match. He hits the delayed vertical suplex, like he
grabs him for the suplex and like he like undoes
the suplex for a second and looks down and tells
him like, hey, delayed vertical suplex.
Speaker 1: Yeah, bright, like you should. If if there's any reason
to watch this match, it's just to see, like how
Sena controls this and calls this.
Speaker 2: So KD goes for a cross body here, but uh,
Sena catches him for the fu and of course triple
h walks over and punches Sena in the head. Dude,
I mean that not.
Speaker 1: Even like he wasn't fired up or anything. It was
a very nonchalot. He walks up and decks Sena and
lays him out, and the Spirit Squad so fired up
about this. The air horns are going nuts. Kenny's about
to win the world title.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Kenny's shit cansm and then the Spirit Squad beats
Sena's ass.
Speaker 1: Well you know why they did that, James, And how
they're able to do that, right.
Speaker 2: Because they're the Spirit Squad. That is what they said earlier.
Speaker 1: That is fucking they did say that. You're right, but
you know, the Spirit Squad they got that pack of
dog mentality, dude, dude, really, holy shit, pack a dog.
They got the pack of dog mentality. Hell yeah, they got.
Speaker 2: The pack of dogs. That's what it's all about.
Speaker 1: That's where legends are made. The pack of dog.
Speaker 2: So Sina goes to hit the ropes here, but Spirit
Squad pulls them outside and throws them into the steps.
Speaker 1: They got that pack of dog.
Speaker 2: That pack of dog. It comes out at the worst times.
It'll get you every time. Kenny hits a jumping elbow
on Sena and it gets a two. He follows out
with a neck breaker here for a too.
Speaker 1: Dude, uh, Sina very loudly like, once again, here, I
only wrote the ones that I were like super obvious.
He legit says, do your neck break?
Speaker 2: Yeah, no problem. I was going to.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's one of my moves I have to do.
Speaker 2: So Johnsona tries to fight up here, but Kenny hits
a DDT for a two. Kenny then gets up, fires up,
he's pissed the fuck off, and he pushes Triple H.
Speaker 1: Okay one. I think it's very funny that Kenny's doing
neck breaker DDT leaping back elbow and he's shocked that
these aren't winning the matches. Well.
Speaker 2: Triple H then punches Kenny and then hits a pedigree
on the mitch.
Speaker 1: Fuck God. Damn it. Min should have sold it by
rubbing his ASDs on the floor and powdering you. Yeah,
he powders underneath the bottom rope this way.
Speaker 2: Triple H then takes off the ref shirt and says
fuck you guys and leaves.
Speaker 1: He legit says fuck all you and just leaves and
he goes up the ramp and then the Spirit Squad
get in with that pack of dog and they beat
the fuck out of SNA.
Speaker 2: Triple H then walks up the ramp. HBK comes out
on the ramp. He's in a ref shirt because he
had his from earlier, and they stare down who's the
real referee?
Speaker 1: They both telepathically question if they want to go into
a three month angle with the Spirit Squad starting now.
Speaker 2: Tripale Ah said, no way, but.
Speaker 1: Maybe we can dump a bunch of poop on them.
Speaker 2: Kenny hits a huge leg drop on Sena in the
ring here. That would have been a three. Yeah, I
believe that becomes Katie's finish right it is.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't know if it's a name, but it's
it's in the games as it's finished.
Speaker 2: I know that much. Yeah, that would have been a three.
But Sean stops counting it too, So technically, ay d
did be John Cena here.
Speaker 1: I didn't even consider that. I mean, you know, he
did get fucking spelunked by this Beard squad, but it
would have been a visual three.
Speaker 2: Do you think they would have done it where everyone
was the WWE champion in the team?
Speaker 1: Okay, like two thousand and six means nothing to me,
like the titles or anything, So like they should have did.
They should have like that happening and Masterlock challenge to
win a title like he should have all been happening
at the same time.
Speaker 2: Here, yeah, my man, Mitch is rubbing his ass on
the ground with the w championship. That's even funny, like
Manda doing.
Speaker 1: The to the Kenny wins it. Immediately the next week
they're like, oh, we're all champion, and then goddamn fucking
Mitch has to defend the title and immediately loses it.
Speaker 2: Oh sorry about that, fuck fuck man so sewn Michaels
of course hits Kenny with the sweet Him music. Oh wait,
no he didn't. Who do he hit with the sweetchim
He was it Kenny?
Speaker 1: It was Kenny, because Kenny flips out and he pulls
the shraps down. He's on a Shawn and then he
fucking sweeching music something and then he eventually he sweeching
music's Johnny when him and Sena start getting on the stong.
Speaker 2: Okay, right, that's where I'm getting mixed on my head.
So Seawn Michaels hits him with the sweet Him music here,
he tells the Spirit Squad to suck it. John Cena
and Sean then beat the Spirit Squad's ass.
Speaker 1: Dude, yeah, they pillar to post.
Speaker 2: John Sena hits the five knuckle shuffle on Johnny with
jumping theatrics.
Speaker 1: Dude, yeah, the fucking the Randy orton.
Speaker 2: Sean then follows up with a superkick here, and Sena
hits Kenny with the fu and picks up the win.
Speaker 1: Yup. Sean counts to three, and the Spirit Squad had
been dealt with, and Sena poses with the title as
we end this show, Spirit Squad have been beaten. Of course,
I mean, like, what's stopping Vince from always doing this? Hey,
Spirit Squad, okay, just do it again.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a great question.
Speaker 1: Like I'm assuming that Sena losing and I don't know
how this goes obviously, and people will know. But like
Vince saying, you guys did a fucking horrible job at GMS,
would never do this again is probably why that happens.
But yeah, like all right, Spirit Squad ressus Sena five
on one for the w title. I do. By the way, James,
I wanted to note this here. I have this from
the Observer as well. We were talking about the rating
of the show. I have the segment by segment's viewer
gain and loss. If you're interested, sure, all right. In
the segment by segments, spirits Squad versus Eugene Goldis and
Snitsky gained the show three hundred and seven thousand viewers,
though we're net positive for the Gold The Big Gold One,
Caine versus Conway with michaels As the Ref gained one
hundred and eighty two thousand viewers. Umaga versus Rory Fox
plus Vince's Backstage with Candas and Triple H gained two
hundred and twenty one thousand viewers. Edge and Lida Interviewing
Fully gained one hundred and twenty five thousand viewers. Masters
In Benjamin versus Already and Carlito lost four hundred and
thirty four thousand viewers.
Speaker 2: Wow, holy shit.
Speaker 1: That's fucking nuts. The Spirit Squad, backstage stuff with Joey.
I guess they showed a see No Evil trailer and
then the Joey Lawler altercation lost eighty five thousand viewers.
Meltzer says, I presume the Kane trailer was a turn
off and lost four more than the other segments. The
Styles promo gained four hundred and ninety nine thousand viewers
in his setment that's usually a losing segment, and and
the Big One scenea versus Kenny gained one million and
eighty eight thousand viewers as one of the most successful
segments of the year.
Speaker 2: There it is.
Speaker 1: How about that Kenny, the draw.
Speaker 2: The god ad KD Man give them a push?
Speaker 1: How about that? Well they try and then then they
stop trying, very very quickly, very quickly, they stop trying.
Odd show crazy, especially when you think this is coming
off a pay per view, so like this was them
coming out of a pay per view, like trying to
keep people Like what an odd decision all around on
this show. I don't know if there was one match
worth ever remembering on this show.
Speaker 2: No, just the Joey Styles thing, yeah, like that's legit
it which is?
Speaker 1: Which is crazy? Man? I'm watching R H and O six.
Are you fucking out of your mind?
Speaker 2: Like what.
Speaker 1: Front? Yeah, Jamison's on the run the fuck out of.
Speaker 2: Here, eat us and seven's a good year toa yes, dude.
Speaker 1: Good lord. Well that is it for w Monday Night.
We're all May first, two thousand and six, and now
it's time for the.
Speaker 2: Main Let's read some fucking names, all right, Welcome to
the main event where the names are read and we
are good enough to call the main.
Speaker 1: Event, Thank God, thank god.
Speaker 2: Starting in the five dollars tier Christian cobrasan lunatic Tony
Kahan book The Rizzler to win the TNT title. Fuck
why not Ruan coetzi keV Head. When I find myself
in times of trouble, Mother Mary comes to me speaking
words of wisdom. Ler b good evening and Zeller delau Deier,
Oh very nice. Houston Samoan digglet with the hair versus
Haunter Hurst.
Speaker 1: Housend Dude, diggle it with the hair is uh is awesome?
Speaker 2: Riley Doctor Duck twenty one, the Corvenus Micken Dick, the
Cock Johnson in the mask be like, d I c
K why because somebody stroke me? Brandon Cruz Max that
guy l O D twenty ten's Percy Watson. Oh yeah,
Johnny eats his Hookio's the long Way Brother. No, I
don't cash purp Dustin Duncan, Oh I love Duncan ten
dollars tier Jacob Matthews. Forgot my underwear before a marathon.
Now I've just got a chafed Richard's son.
Speaker 1: Oh that sucks.
Speaker 2: Oh, Beth Garcia, Frank Segura, Jaden O'Connell, Christian Colberson, Drake Johnson, Jimbie,
jams Itachi Is Comedy Leicester, Lobotomi, Aaron McKinney, Andrew jd XO, Cornelius, Longway,
long Balls, Short Shaft, Chris suing Stone Cold for copyright infringement, Tyler, Hello,
jam and John. I am Russell fan and Dip the
Hog Love Show. Good job, keep chasing the Richard Man,
Thank you?
Speaker 1: That was you know what. I'll take what I can get.
Speaker 2: Godzilla, Jean Damien Eternian Overkill. Yes, it's me that gooner
man from NYC yst Choppy Yeah, RFS Java Physician, Squirt
Hitting Saw reboot with Paul Hayman as Jigsaw. I Saw Reboot.
I read a Sawryboot. I was like, the hell's oh
so Saw reboot with Yeah, like I thought it was
like a movie Saw Reboot. I was like, wait, what
was in a.
Speaker 1: Movie the Saw reboot? Of course, yes, yes, yes, there
will be Tommy Dreamer.
Speaker 2: Just sitting in the middle of floor, shit in his ass,
piss all over him. No money, broke a Nanima, Mothman,
Candy apple Man, Jack mcc candy ass Candy Appleman, Jack.
Speaker 1: Can. I love gambling, Let's go gambling.
Speaker 2: Jim Cornette's fuck ass glasses. Doctor Richard Son.
Speaker 1: Oh hell no he's not. He's got a doctor right now.
Speaker 2: Noah h blast deo Yeah, Joel Myers. She Chase on
my Richard till we have a son shit Shinley. My
name is Shindley and I love this ship. Mike Hawk
Baal Zac, Richard Chase.
Speaker 1: Son, Ricky As come on, we're doing so well.
Speaker 2: Mike Cogfallzac Double d G w Ryan Zeller just the one,
Stephen Larson. I love him and both of them good status,
They're they're the best. Hey, mister Blood, I'm in Philly
to say fuck the Eagles.
Speaker 1: Okay, man, I'm going to your house to kick your ass.
Speaker 2: And the Phillies that dart listen.
Speaker 1: Hey, you better be careful, bub you better be careful.
April Showers brought May flowers. The Phillies are on a roll,
and you just lost your first series champ. You better
fucking locking it.
Speaker 2: You are nine games behind. I can't even see you
on the border right now, buddy.
Speaker 1: It's it's it's eight games, and fuck you. You're playing
the Dodgers. Eight and a half is nine games. Eight
and a half is nine games even closer now than ever.
Speaker 2: You better just your tough schedule. You got the baby
little schedule facing same division. Yeah, but you face the
Dodgers now.
Speaker 1: We probably played some.
Speaker 2: Next I hope enjoy that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll beat them.
Speaker 2: Long Johnson Silver's fish sandwich. Long john Silver is underrated. Man,
They got that fish.
Speaker 1: No way you're going to a place to eat called
long Johnson.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, well that's his you know, that's his
government name. He's long john to me. But I mean
he's got that fish, you know. Garb Dingler Logan Gilory
Glory Glory kirk ost Experience user Springley Bringley dupe. Yeah,
Redbeard twenty two, Sunflower Dot Dojo Sour Smarties. Deborah from
DBZ looks like a buff Bagwell Jeff one millionth deadlock,
Patreon subscriber and winner of a Pizza Hut Personal Pam
Pizza Toys are a super toy run.
Speaker 1: And all right along, there's no winner? Oh no, who
is it? Who is it? Who is it? Bobby Lashley,
own Heart, Eddie grere On Andersen, Oh, Pizza Hut Personal
Pan Pizza.
Speaker 2: I love all those guys win.
Speaker 1: They all share it account.
Speaker 2: Well, I guess that means the next name will have.
Speaker 1: To be the winner. Oh okay, well who is it? Then?
Speaker 2: Who is it? Well they're also gonna win something special?
Oh good, but the winner is Fuck the Phillies, fuck
the Braves, fuck the nuts. Let's go pirates O'Neil Cruz. Yeah,
the crip keeper, the fake wrestler, not the classic horror character.
Speaker 1: No, that's fine, that's fine.
Speaker 2: We like that. Pingus cereal Yum yum cereal.
Speaker 1: Oh I like that.
Speaker 2: That got me fired up. Derek Goins roses are red.
I like burritos with carnitas. This month, on the Long Way,
we're watching Stupords starring Bastillas.
Speaker 1: Dude, I.
Speaker 2: I just also want to make it known I have
seen I don't even know how to say his name anymore,
like Batista, I don't even know what his name is anymore.
I have legit seen it spelled five hundred different ways.
Speaker 1: Here, he's a whole new man here sadly. Yeah, dude,
Stupor's gotten more ad on this pod than it got when.
Speaker 2: It was in theaters, and still no one has watched it.
Speaker 1: No, no one's seen it.
Speaker 2: Jae Kwan Moore, Cameron Gatvino Lopez, Josh hok It Taunt
spamming middle Finger.
Speaker 1: I mean that was fucking hysterical. I watched it at
James House.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was funny. DK Donkey Kong fifteen dollars, Tier
Lucas Lockey, Michael Davis, bug Fella Twins, step brother Jay Hustig,
b c S. Yeah, Sam mister a Johnny caught me
joking it. She was sweet, sinister, Samuel Cuckoo Kuchi Man returns,
Oh the fucking Cuchie Man, sixty dollars annual. Wait, this
isn't an e fed That made my heart nice and warm.
Nathaniel Zebli one hundred and twenty dollars annual, Velocity Ink
Nice one hundred and eight dollars annual. Ricky daffianis Nice
and the champion of the Patreon oh is vacated.
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