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<v Speaker 1>You're watching Chewing the Cud.

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<v Speaker 2>We've missed Kinsman and White benue room.

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<v Speaker 1>And I said, I don't care if it's leg date

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<v Speaker 1>at the gym. I prefer throat date. Oh, hello, and

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<v Speaker 1>welcome to Chewing the Cud. What are you despairing at already?

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<v Speaker 1>You and your filth. It's not filth, it's an exercise.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't get to my age without gag reflex, without reads anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>you wouldn't know.

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<v Speaker 1>It's been that long tumble weed. Anyway. This week we

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<v Speaker 1>are looking at some of the best bits, the worst bits,

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<v Speaker 1>and some of the.

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<v Speaker 2>Things you shouldn't really see. Anything over the past year

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<v Speaker 2>that you can look back on and go, you know what,

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<v Speaker 2>that was fun?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh is the answer? Oh, I've had a love of

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<v Speaker 3>fun in my time here.

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<v Speaker 2>Really, we'd like we're killing you off conation back a

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<v Speaker 2>different pipper that's home away reference.

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<v Speaker 1>I got that wrong. Anything that stands out in your mind.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, not so much fun, but the abuse from you,

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<v Speaker 3>that's fun.

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<v Speaker 2>People pay good money for that. You're welcome, missed.

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't finished on this shirt. I'm sorry. So so I've.

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<v Speaker 2>Googled this shirt and it told me it costs you

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<v Speaker 2>twenty four pounds and.

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<v Speaker 1>Did not cost me twenty four pounds? How much did

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<v Speaker 1>that shirt?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not telling you how much. You just want money yourself.

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<v Speaker 3>I really don't, and I'm not going to let you

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<v Speaker 3>have the bargain.

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<v Speaker 2>The ty got So it's either a really cheap or

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<v Speaker 2>really expensive. Now, if I've learned anything from you over

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<v Speaker 2>the past couple of months missed, it's not going to

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<v Speaker 2>be really expensive. So less than ten pounds, less than

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<v Speaker 2>nine pounds?

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<v Speaker 1>Was it a fiver four nine?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not saying a damn thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Which means yes, because it's the only one who's not answered.

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<v Speaker 2>This is answered four pounds for that shirt.

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<v Speaker 1>Not telling you a dumb thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, just because you're jealous, look at you tried to

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<v Speaker 2>look at you tried to bull fill.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, just because you're jealous. A running right, it wouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>really be a corpse. It would be a zombie. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>that would still count.

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<v Speaker 3>It'd still be a corpse committing crimes, especially if they're

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<v Speaker 3>nibbling away at people.

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<v Speaker 1>Unless it's consent. M not crying. That's a swallowy no

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<v Speaker 1>what I just now have an outtake of it's just

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<v Speaker 1>going just swallow me could use that as well as you.

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<v Speaker 3>I should learn now all the text end up going

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<v Speaker 3>on tiktop.

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<v Speaker 2>Not all of them, just the word I can legally

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<v Speaker 2>put on TikTok. You say I've always got my clothes, Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>say not.

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<v Speaker 1>Having songs? And where would we find your music?

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<v Speaker 5>You can have my.

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<v Speaker 6>Music on all the major music platforms, Darling on all

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<v Speaker 6>the Spotify, all the Ice sunes, all those things. I

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<v Speaker 6>can sell CDs and the street Corner if you like

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<v Speaker 6>me too, on my other side household, I can sign

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<v Speaker 6>them with my tips.

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<v Speaker 7>That's the thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>Sure, people have like band camp. I have bussy Camp

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<v Speaker 6>and that's where I sell my X rated music.

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<v Speaker 7>That's not real. That's that you're getting a whole hypo.

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<v Speaker 1>Dig off the one.

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<v Speaker 3>So she's the second to win it second series Blue

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<v Speaker 3>Hydranger one last year, and she beat off? She did,

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<v Speaker 3>she beat them off?

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<v Speaker 1>That's all. Wait, winning I suppose they're distracted at least.

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<v Speaker 4>I wait yet wait, Yeah, well.

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<v Speaker 1>You spoiled the gag, caught to the cawe quite clearly.

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<v Speaker 1>Nobody in the chair, dreadful human being recently bath.

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<v Speaker 3>So we will one day make it through the show

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<v Speaker 3>without me having a twenty five minute sweet or not.

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<v Speaker 4>Alkay, she beat off.

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<v Speaker 1>Me off, just quite clearly, give me some one add

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<v Speaker 1>job visage.

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<v Speaker 5>We should have spent more time reading writing the script

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<v Speaker 5>this morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Excuse me, right, she succeeded you see.

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<v Speaker 8>Now there's no words you can say.

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<v Speaker 1>We said it to nine minutes.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. I've gone bright red. I'm sweating as well.

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<v Speaker 9>Oh so juvenile. So it's the show, sadly.

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<v Speaker 3>So tear Coffee one UK versus the World the second

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<v Speaker 3>second series Blue Hydiene on it.

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<v Speaker 1>Last year.

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<v Speaker 3>Drag Race Down Run Unders Hannah Conda was competing and

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<v Speaker 3>Drag Race Francis.

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<v Speaker 1>La Grande Dame.

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<v Speaker 3>They had a bit of a bit of a thing

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<v Speaker 3>with but that's that's not the new boyfriend. So she

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<v Speaker 3>managed to beat those two off, and she's one.

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<v Speaker 1>I did just say she had a bit of a

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<v Speaker 1>thing with one of them. Will you be professional?

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<v Speaker 2>Will you stop saying she's beating people off.

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<v Speaker 1>Briant Center.

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<v Speaker 2>With that one, But that's not the new boyfriend. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>she beat them off.

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<v Speaker 1>I think there's about ten competitors. She beat them all

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<v Speaker 1>very very strong arms.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 10>Mm hm one seconds waiting, just sitting me.

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<v Speaker 1>Sing, just waiting patiently like I waited for a boss. Hma,

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<v Speaker 1>stop stop beating you off.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm nearly there.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm nearly there.

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<v Speaker 1>You're right in the joke, not me, so sorry?

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<v Speaker 4>Right, Oh that's in disturbings.

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<v Speaker 5>Have you seen that?

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<v Speaker 11>I didn't watch it close enough.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not really good at disturbing. Okay, so ye, that

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<v Speaker 1>was disturbing. Okay, So did you work on that, Dean?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, not that one, but the the plot on the

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<v Speaker 3>set up for the.

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<v Speaker 2>Second which coronation Dean King Henry yike agin core was

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<v Speaker 2>that you there, tapestry? That's how I started off?

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<v Speaker 12>Oh god, you guys throw the time.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's what would you do that? Dean got a

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<v Speaker 2>picture of mental image of still a black farting in

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<v Speaker 2>the jar.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, Paul already are sil right?

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks for that mental image. I'm an additional surprise. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not sure what that would be.

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<v Speaker 3>But they don't watch us in Japan. Not allowed to

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<v Speaker 3>be not abandoned Japan, we'd be bounded. We are actually

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<v Speaker 3>j Well, why are we caring about what happens to them?

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<v Speaker 3>That pussy run riot, pussy riots, toxic pussy riot.

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<v Speaker 1>Let it run free, sodom anga Morra. We're not actually

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<v Speaker 1>a banded in Tokyo, Japan. It's a lie.

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<v Speaker 13>It's fun.

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<v Speaker 1>We are banded in Russia.

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<v Speaker 4>Hi HiPE.

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<v Speaker 1>It doesn't watch the show. I bet you bloody does.

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<v Speaker 1>He's a raging fairy. It doesn't.

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<v Speaker 2>He can't can't any moving on quite quickly, away from

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<v Speaker 2>all the politics that I've just started.

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<v Speaker 1>How do you feel?

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you, Mike.

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<v Speaker 3>It's good to know that they're finding more ways of

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<v Speaker 3>being resilient in the world.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the wrong word. It's not resilient. What do I

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<v Speaker 1>mean resourceful? Thank you? Tilt again. I can't hear you anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not saying anything. Oh okay, they just turned themselves off.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even hear background noise anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>Just keep going because I'm just gonna do you want

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<v Speaker 2>to welcome them back to this part of the show.

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<v Speaker 1>Nah, I can't be asked. Don't let me just preparing

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<v Speaker 1>meal in it.

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<v Speaker 4>Hello, welcome back to chewing the Cards.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh good, No, sorry, just keep back, just ignore them

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<v Speaker 2>completely at this point.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello, welcome back to chewing the Card. And we're ignoring

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<v Speaker 3>the gallery like usual.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't ignore the gallery you respond to them. I know, well,

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<v Speaker 2>they just keep chipping me. You know the same things,

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<v Speaker 2>like going okay, watch out for that, watch out for this.

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<v Speaker 1>Not talking to you. They're talking to each other. They

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to talk to you. I have voices in

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<v Speaker 1>my head.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, none of them are funny, like this one inm

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<v Speaker 2>phats of the environment, because fish don't produce a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of meting, so it's actually better to have fish leather.

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<v Speaker 2>I've got concern about what happens when it rains, because

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<v Speaker 2>you not leather has that very leather smell, and then

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<v Speaker 2>it rains and it gets out very intense leather smell.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't want to be going out in your new

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<v Speaker 3>bondage gear smelling of kippers more like kippers.

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<v Speaker 1>What kind of the bars have you been going to?

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<v Speaker 2>Didn't tail bars? Very aromatic? Whift of kipper.

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<v Speaker 1>What you wanted to be to be more lighthearted, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>talking about whiffs of kipper.

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<v Speaker 2>Can we go back to the toxic possy to get

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<v Speaker 2>a whiff of kipper from the toxic possy?

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<v Speaker 3>You might you might be inviting the toxic pussy around

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<v Speaker 3>if you smell a cappers.

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<v Speaker 2>About it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's Japan.

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<v Speaker 5>Me but.

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<v Speaker 1>On set one set it's not too sure.

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<v Speaker 2>I have to just get it right because it's got

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<v Speaker 2>it's a Russian meaning, and we don't want to annoy

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<v Speaker 2>the Russians.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry, mister Pewton, because it's a mind game.

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<v Speaker 2>I just realized that in like I was about to say,

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<v Speaker 2>fifty years, in ten years, when our generation is in

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<v Speaker 2>nursing homes, there's just gonna be a lot of old people.

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<v Speaker 1>Going I lost the game again.

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<v Speaker 2>It's I've probably said this before because it's one of

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<v Speaker 2>the things that gives.

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<v Speaker 1>Me source of unending amusements.

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<v Speaker 3>But the idea, like when you think of people in

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<v Speaker 3>care homes and one of the big group circle therapy

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<v Speaker 3>things is they're singing like Doris Day songs and massy bits.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>That's exactly what it's going to be, isn't it. If

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<v Speaker 2>you want to be male love, you can get with

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<v Speaker 2>my friends. She's not been moist four years.

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<v Speaker 3>Didn't mean to suggest that you have a crocodile shaped

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<v Speaker 3>all day.

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<v Speaker 1>He prefers to be called daddy. Sorry daddy putin. I

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<v Speaker 1>can't call anybody that short. Daddy.

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<v Speaker 2>No, right off and keep enough to all the way off,

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<v Speaker 2>all the way of cot some more.

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<v Speaker 3>Allison chains, Alison chains that that that's that would be

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<v Speaker 3>a good drag name if you lived in the nineties.

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<v Speaker 4>Rage against the.

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<v Speaker 1>Patriarchy, something that you should be done. But not no,

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<v Speaker 1>not no, the answer.

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<v Speaker 2>Rage against the fact I can never find parking. Half

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<v Speaker 2>an hour looking for parking today a right finally to

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<v Speaker 2>fire the spot I managed to fit in a tiny

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<v Speaker 2>space so far I have to get out the passenger

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<v Speaker 1>Parking machine.

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<v Speaker 2>Stick around, crafty queens, because we're not having the fact

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<v Speaker 6>All these years later, many and many years later.

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<v Speaker 1>Joke. Okay, well we still don't. It was just just

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<v Speaker 6>gap my dream? Are we still going? Yeah, A were

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<v Speaker 1>To have everything Okay that we'll move on.

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<v Speaker 2>Mister nine No, because he's got a nine inch penis.

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<v Speaker 1>M yes, I have to find a photo.

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<v Speaker 2>he's not bigs, thin and mustling, and he comes around

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<v Speaker 2>Jason because he murders.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, this will be the gentleman, but you're kind of

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<v Speaker 1>He's the only one. Yeah, I keep very hand.

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<v Speaker 3>Where was I before I was so rudely interrupted by

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<v Speaker 3>the gallery?

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<v Speaker 4>Right?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, so they had an extravagant wedding affair. You've put

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<v Speaker 3>me off, now, hold on. So they had a secret

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<v Speaker 3>wedding and apparently it was quite an extravagant affair, and

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<v Speaker 3>it was officiated by the fan of the show, Kim Kardashian.

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<v Speaker 3>We're talking about films, so old on. I need to

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<v Speaker 2>You don't, wouldn't have a problem with pen and paper,

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<v Speaker 2>you right there, just flip it over this modern technology.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean to scroll, scrolling to scroll up a down page?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh what you need that pick?

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<v Speaker 5>He's back, poor pack?

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<v Speaker 1>What's now? Do they do you want to crazy joker?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not saying anything like a lowering batman.

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<v Speaker 4>Villain the giggler. Oh dear, I'm so sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>It's all his fault. Oh very shiny, Oh what very shiny? Hello,

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<v Speaker 1>welcome to chewing the cuds. What is it you've got

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<v Speaker 1>on your top?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, you know where we're going to be speaking to

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<v Speaker 3>Jordan later. The last time we saw him he was

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<v Speaker 1>For him, right, Not that kind of dungeon.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no dungeons and dragons, nothing salacious or saucy. I

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<v Speaker 3>don't do that sort of thing because I'm a good boy,

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<v Speaker 3>Because no one.

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<v Speaker 1>Will deal with you. What have you got for us today, Mike?

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<v Speaker 1>And today? I have a story about someone that can't

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<v Speaker 1>use a coffee machine.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't use a coffee machine if that machine is

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<v Speaker 3>a kettle and a bottle of instant granules.

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<v Speaker 1>As I said, I need the teaspoon and a jar.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why that's coffee.

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<v Speaker 2>None of this fancy dult shake gusta adult shake gusta

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<v Speaker 2>Is that even word?

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's not even northern. A bit of a boomer.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, today I have a story about a mouse, well

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<v Speaker 2>actually several, and then we're going to be speaking.

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<v Speaker 14>Yeah, so he got a name, he has got a name.

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<v Speaker 14>I honestly can't concentrate on people and their nipples are out.

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<v Speaker 4>I can't.

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<v Speaker 14>I like, literally, people have to otherwise they just don't

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<v Speaker 14>exist to me, and all I can see is the nipples.

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<v Speaker 11>Okay, but if he if he mugged me and the

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<v Speaker 11>police were like who is he?

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<v Speaker 14>I wouldn't know. I wouldn't be able to eat it,

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<v Speaker 14>and I just be like, the nipples worse? Yeah about

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<v Speaker 14>about yeah, smaller than a penny, but bigger than a finger.

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<v Speaker 2>Jesse Pattinson, Jesse Patterson, Jesse, Oh no, okay, I can

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<v Speaker 2>go for it now, I know what I'm doing.

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<v Speaker 1>Apparently he's an actor.

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<v Speaker 14>He is he was in Hustlers.

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<v Speaker 4>Apparently I read that today.

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<v Speaker 14>I'm so glad I read those stories. I said, we

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<v Speaker 14>go to show bits and then we come out of

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<v Speaker 14>this thing, welcome.

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<v Speaker 3>Back, and yes you're watching chewing the cud. We're going

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<v Speaker 3>to play. That's MI treat. Sorry again, it's the second show.

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<v Speaker 3>It always works me.

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<v Speaker 1>It doesn't use Loube doesn't need to guppy that playing

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<v Speaker 1>a triangle. So that was my thought. I set him off.

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<v Speaker 13>Kay, great, throwing.

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<v Speaker 1>The sausage down.

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<v Speaker 2>Excited, I think so much smoking Marijuada on the on

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<v Speaker 2>the fourth floor again.

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely, oh.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh dear, oh so it's all the laughing. Oh oh,

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<v Speaker 3>I feel so pretty. That's why we're laughing so much.

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<v Speaker 3>That's why we're laughing so much. By because of the

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<v Speaker 3>magic powder. Right all right, professional professional.

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<v Speaker 1>Are better? Yeappy now want their condition off while we

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<v Speaker 1>do that. Yeah, I thought you might be. It's all

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<v Speaker 1>rush rush, rushing with you today.

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<v Speaker 7>Dean should a tight schedule for your vision.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I only here it's tight about Dean in his wallet.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not saying that Dean's deemed to take fishes of money,

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<v Speaker 2>but when he opens his wallet, hip.

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<v Speaker 1>Muth fly out. I feel that well, I know that

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<v Speaker 1>fact is not opened his wallet because the alarm didn't

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<v Speaker 1>go off to author. Mm hmm, what I think it's

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<v Speaker 1>a plane now, mm hmm.

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<v Speaker 2>He started to try and fetishize so like the trans community.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 15>I I took it like he was trying to because

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<v Speaker 15>I'm in a situation before because the messic where guys

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<v Speaker 15>was like trade boys was like if you were like

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<v Speaker 15>a girl, yeah or a track green, I'll be bore

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<v Speaker 15>interested in you rather than you just being a boy.

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<v Speaker 15>So I think that's the angle back. It's where you're

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<v Speaker 15>coming from. Yeah, I've been there.

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<v Speaker 1>Will you shave your beard?

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<v Speaker 5>Now?

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<v Speaker 11>I know?

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<v Speaker 14>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 16>No, is that.

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<v Speaker 1>That was just the insane sit up.

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<v Speaker 2>We're about to record what you're trying to do passive aggressively, So.

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<v Speaker 7>So I think that's just.

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<v Speaker 6>I think that's jes Zy j Bang Bang finish your

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<v Speaker 6>own a Grande and Nicki Minaj. I'd love to he

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<v Speaker 6>saying that one though, So just going for it, got

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<v Speaker 6>it right, you sag it? Oh okay, I come to

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<v Speaker 6>the difference with that girl.

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<v Speaker 1>That's that is that is so Thankfully that's almost the

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<v Speaker 1>end of the show. Remember to show us on our social.

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<v Speaker 11>We lasting ourselves in here are we now?

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<v Speaker 1>If this hasn't popped?

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<v Speaker 7>Are we can't commercial.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not it's not commercials the end, at the end

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<v Speaker 1>of our lives.

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<v Speaker 2>As they grow, you can chop them off and have

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<v Speaker 2>them in salad things growing well, no no, no, no

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<v Speaker 2>no no no no no no.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'll wait for that then. But that's almost the

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<v Speaker 1>end of the show.

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<v Speaker 2>Remember during us on our social media, at the could

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<v Speaker 2>TV in all the usual places.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you for watching and we'll see you soon.

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<v Speaker 17>Bye.

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<v Speaker 14>You have us.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait for the you have to wait for it. Just

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<v Speaker 1>buy peace if you want peas, I don't want peace.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll buy peace. Then.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a lot of efforts, but these are these are

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<v Speaker 2>piece that will grow and you'll get more peace than

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<v Speaker 2>they've put in.

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<v Speaker 1>Each peaplant will produce like nineteen pea pods. Though, I

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<v Speaker 1>great peas in my garden that I actually have what

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<v Speaker 1>I see piece as well. I've had one bag and

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<v Speaker 1>it's huge and it's lasting me for ages. Yea, they

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<v Speaker 1>have They are the exact same thing. Yeah, exactly, yeah

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<v Speaker 1>they are, and they went out of dating nineteen twenty one.

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<v Speaker 1>Tell you how old that package?

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<v Speaker 3>I had a packet. Misterally about half that size and

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<v Speaker 3>full of the same thing. But it's lasted me like

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<v Speaker 3>four years. Yeah, the slug five years.

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<v Speaker 18>The slugs he beats. Where do you have your peace

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<v Speaker 18>outside in the garden? Were in the garden in a box,

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<v Speaker 18>elevated box? Copper copper, Get copper tape, put it around

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<v Speaker 18>your box.

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<v Speaker 2>They can't well they can cross copper, but they hate it.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh oh, what happens is they get to it and

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<v Speaker 2>they slow down so much. Birds go slug.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh where did you get copper tape from?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, that's that's mighty interesting.

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<v Speaker 2>If you're feeling very fancy, get copper tube, put a

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<v Speaker 2>cut it and then clip it on the outside. You're

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<v Speaker 2>give me very fancy because then in the in the

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<v Speaker 2>winter goes that night betein green. The copy tape you

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<v Speaker 2>have to replace every year. Oh so yeah, you would

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<v Speaker 2>have to replace the copper piping. You have to give

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<v Speaker 2>it a bit of a polish or you get coppery again.

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<v Speaker 7>I passed one of them because I said lots of

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<v Speaker 7>old before and it actually.

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<v Speaker 1>Say that you just kind of did I just kind

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<v Speaker 1>of dikind did let's very phrase that.

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<v Speaker 2>What this young lady called Cheng Wing Lee from Singapore

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<v Speaker 2>decided she was a bit strapped for cash, and she

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<v Speaker 2>pegged herself as something of an influenza.

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<v Speaker 1>And pegging yourself always well that was what's coming out

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<v Speaker 1>with mouth. But that's not what I meant myself. That's

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<v Speaker 1>what she was telling services. Clothes pegs, wash it out.

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<v Speaker 1>What's going on? Dudley?

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<v Speaker 6>He plays Dudley do his William's Harry Okay ready, okay?

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<v Speaker 6>Sor The Harry Potter star Harry Melley, What Harry Melly

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<v Speaker 6>Roberty okay sor.

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<v Speaker 1>The Harry Pottery start what together? Right? Okay?

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<v Speaker 6>Harry Potter bullshit knows, let's come okay? The Harry Potter

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<v Speaker 6>star Harry Melling who played Dudley Jarsey. He's in a

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<v Speaker 6>new movie and he's a sob, a little kinky sob

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<v Speaker 6>when Alexander Scar's guard.

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<v Speaker 1>So he's saying, so you don't be like a submarin gran.

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<v Speaker 6>That's like a hidden double meaning. I don't think that's

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<v Speaker 6>what it's giving, Like, oh my god, it's giving the

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<v Speaker 6>kind of vibe and he's with Alexander Scar's guards. It's

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<v Speaker 6>giving a hot no look now, yeah, I want to

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<v Speaker 6>play his role I want to play his role. He's

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<v Speaker 6>playing the sub rit. He's playing he's playing sub.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh baby, oh oh oh yeah, what are you doing?

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<v Speaker 1>I'll make an I'm just joining you in your mimic

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<v Speaker 1>of hardcore porn.

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<v Speaker 6>That's not hardcore, Okay, coming out and been scared to

439
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<v Speaker 6>be yourself before. I think anyone can relate to that,

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<v Speaker 6>but especially people in the queer umbrella.

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, okay, perfect, Sorry, you're a thing, and I

442
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<v Speaker 1>write a song with you. What did they say? I

443
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<v Speaker 1>don't get rejected, I get decline. Okay, So.

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<v Speaker 14>I will not do the one at the bottom there

445
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<v Speaker 14>because someone has spelled heart wrong. They've spelt it hrt

446
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<v Speaker 14>and it says the heart will go on and it

447
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<v Speaker 14>just sounds like a dodgy nineties sitcom comedy about a

448
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<v Speaker 14>couple called the Hearts that are on a long journey

449
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<v Speaker 14>but they've divorced and spill up, and it's about how

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<v Speaker 14>they then and they start falling in love with each

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<v Speaker 14>other while they're stuck in the the Indian desert. I

452
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<v Speaker 14>don't know if there is a desert India. I do

453
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<v Speaker 14>know that my boyfriend broke up with me while I

454
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<v Speaker 14>was in India and it was brutal. Anyway, this one

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<v Speaker 14>goes out to him. That's what our relationship was like.

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<v Speaker 1>The gallery think, oh look pretty, don't you. Gallery?

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<v Speaker 2>It's not what they said. That's not what they said

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<v Speaker 2>at all. The audience don't know that said you look

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<v Speaker 2>like the sun. You know the baby off for Tellytubbies.

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<v Speaker 2>Which version of it, I'm not too sure, but gilly.

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<v Speaker 1>Woman, I just want to see you two more Invisible

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<v Speaker 1>Man porn la.

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<v Speaker 12>Oh it's brilliant. Oh there's a new game. Oh that's

464
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<v Speaker 12>a whole new game. Invisible Man Porn is a whole

465
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<v Speaker 12>new game. Oh that's brilliant.

466
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<v Speaker 3>We could we could just have you doing Invisible Man

467
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<v Speaker 3>porn and I have to get guess which the number

468
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<v Speaker 3>of the Karma Sutra it is you're doing.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh please, Mike, give us another song?

470
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<v Speaker 1>Please? Less about the way. So I'm going to wed that, like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we do that, just because I don't want you to

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<v Speaker 1>say that.

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<v Speaker 7>I think that you know, it starts going to be

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<v Speaker 7>cast off.

475
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<v Speaker 1>Let's start fresh, And that's why we could do that. Yeah,

476
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<v Speaker 1>and if you've been propositioned by a smash me behind

477
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<v Speaker 1>stage TV on social media, and that brings us nicely

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<v Speaker 1>to our story of the week now, and.

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<v Speaker 2>That's before then shows us exactly what a top pop

480
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<v Speaker 2>banger needs to teach me.

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<v Speaker 13>Say that again.

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<v Speaker 1>La la la la, la, la la la.

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<v Speaker 2>I've just had a phone call from the delivery company.

484
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<v Speaker 2>That's not going to be delivered, is it? No, it'll

485
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<v Speaker 2>be next door has been.

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<v Speaker 16>Hey, I'm gonna watch him soon.

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<v Speaker 5>Sorry, m.

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<v Speaker 1>H, I'm doing anything now, I noticed.

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<v Speaker 11>I'm so sorry.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know what that's sent me off?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh oh.

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<v Speaker 17>It was your tear two thousand to salties. Give me

493
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<v Speaker 17>a walk, throw in the frind.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I'm sorry. That was so s oh.

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<v Speaker 4>Too gods laughing stopping so setting me off. Yeh, I'm back,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm back.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. Yeah, without a bed,

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<v Speaker 1>bloody l fire, that is me without a bed. Oh dear,

499
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<v Speaker 1>I done, Yeah, I'm done. Okay what was I saying? Okay, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>go go really sorry for oh my god, it's just

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<v Speaker 1>all right. Just get some piste off spread, bisk off spread.

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<v Speaker 7>Putting an ice cream cream. I wonder I spot as

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<v Speaker 7>nice as that.

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<v Speaker 1>At in it.

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<v Speaker 6>We should take our own turb and do that everywhere, girls, everywhere,

506
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<v Speaker 6>Take me on top.

507
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<v Speaker 7>You need that on the go.

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<v Speaker 1>So she isn't it?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I didn't what I'm talking about anymore. Twenty five

510
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<v Speaker 2>minutes have been pissed himself. Sorry, sorry, know what I'm

511
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<v Speaker 2>talking about. What's the saying?

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<v Speaker 1>Go back, go back, go back, go back?

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<v Speaker 2>Before that, my train of thought happens the name before.

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<v Speaker 1>Hear them. That's that's true. Ok So she's different sex No, No,

515
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<v Speaker 1>frontage is not sex.

516
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<v Speaker 2>So the oral count no, okay, so only penetration. No,

517
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<v Speaker 2>it's still too low. I'm still too low. That's a baby,

518
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<v Speaker 2>it's more like it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, nipples and shot you my nipples. I was about

520
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<v Speaker 1>to so, which means you need to go a lot

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<v Speaker 1>lower towards the knee area. I might be chunky, but

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<v Speaker 1>those are quite fair. I'm doing quite well at the

523
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<v Speaker 1>gym at the moment. Okay. So what kind of work

524
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<v Speaker 1>is it that you do while you're in that space.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm a.

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<v Speaker 19>And a writer, and so I'm currently writing a musical

527
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<v Speaker 19>and so I've been up there, Yeah, playing around with

528
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<v Speaker 19>the songs and kind of making puppets and kind of

529
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<v Speaker 19>just trying to test out this brand new idea.

530
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<v Speaker 1>And it's been Yeah, it's been a great time. Actually,

531
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<v Speaker 1>you said puppets. I am very excited.

532
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<v Speaker 17>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 19>So we've been working with an amazing puppeteer, Carolyn Ada,

534
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<v Speaker 19>who yeah, makes incredible puppets out of like recycled materials

535
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<v Speaker 19>and new new bits, and so we kind of yeah,

536
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<v Speaker 19>got her to come and work with us and make

537
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<v Speaker 19>some things for us.

538
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<v Speaker 1>And she made puppets out of.

539
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<v Speaker 19>Like rubber gloves and like bin bags and bits of cardboard.

540
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<v Speaker 19>But they kind of yeah, moved and spoke and did

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<v Speaker 19>incredible things. I think you'd have loved it.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, first got you in.

543
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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, I'm giving you things, giving me things. I'm

544
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<v Speaker 1>giving you things VD, giving me a v D for

545
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<v Speaker 1>two reasons. I've got standards. I went from sitting on

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<v Speaker 1>that chair. These chairs are uncomfortable. They are uncomfortable. Well,

547
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<v Speaker 1>I've kind of put a dent in that one, a dent.

548
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<v Speaker 2>The asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs. Like people think

549
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<v Speaker 2>I'm sating the Georgi angle. I'm not falling in.

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<v Speaker 3>Just because I've been doing my key gules and and

551
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<v Speaker 3>rear kicks at the gym.

552
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<v Speaker 4>I've got a very robust bum.

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<v Speaker 1>Voluminous was the word I was going to use.

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<v Speaker 3>Voluminous, voluminous, large, fat, mascular, dent flabby.

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<v Speaker 7>Do you remember?

556
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<v Speaker 1>Oh like kind of show? What are you are you

557
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<v Speaker 1>thinking about that? Oh? I went all oh Disney then

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<v Speaker 1>for a minute. Oh well that's almost the end of

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<v Speaker 1>the show. For now, aren't you pleased?

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<v Speaker 2>If you want to get into contact with us, we

561
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<v Speaker 2>are at the cud TV on all the usual social media.

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<v Speaker 1>See you again next time, goodbye bye.

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<v Speaker 15>What is in this?

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<v Speaker 1>Because people keep thinking it's copy but I don't