Speaker 1: You're watching Chewing the Cud.
Speaker 2: We've missed Kinsman and White benue room.
Speaker 1: And I said, I don't care if it's leg date
Speaker 1: at the gym. I prefer throat date. Oh, hello, and
Speaker 1: welcome to Chewing the Cud. What are you despairing at already?
Speaker 1: You and your filth. It's not filth, it's an exercise.
Speaker 2: Don't get to my age without gag reflex, without reads anyway,
Speaker 2: you wouldn't know.
Speaker 1: It's been that long tumble weed. Anyway. This week we
Speaker 1: are looking at some of the best bits, the worst bits,
Speaker 1: and some of the.
Speaker 2: Things you shouldn't really see. Anything over the past year
Speaker 2: that you can look back on and go, you know what,
Speaker 2: that was fun?
Speaker 3: Oh is the answer? Oh, I've had a love of
Speaker 3: fun in my time here.
Speaker 2: Really, we'd like we're killing you off conation back a
Speaker 2: different pipper that's home away reference.
Speaker 1: I got that wrong. Anything that stands out in your mind.
Speaker 3: Well, not so much fun, but the abuse from you,
Speaker 3: that's fun.
Speaker 2: People pay good money for that. You're welcome, missed.
Speaker 1: I haven't finished on this shirt. I'm sorry. So so I've.
Speaker 2: Googled this shirt and it told me it costs you
Speaker 2: twenty four pounds and.
Speaker 1: Did not cost me twenty four pounds? How much did
Speaker 1: that shirt?
Speaker 3: I'm not telling you how much. You just want money yourself.
Speaker 3: I really don't, and I'm not going to let you
Speaker 3: have the bargain.
Speaker 2: The ty got So it's either a really cheap or
Speaker 2: really expensive. Now, if I've learned anything from you over
Speaker 2: the past couple of months missed, it's not going to
Speaker 2: be really expensive. So less than ten pounds, less than
Speaker 2: nine pounds?
Speaker 1: Was it a fiver four nine?
Speaker 4: I'm not saying a damn thing.
Speaker 2: Which means yes, because it's the only one who's not answered.
Speaker 2: This is answered four pounds for that shirt.
Speaker 1: Not telling you a dumb thing.
Speaker 2: Okay, just because you're jealous, look at you tried to
Speaker 2: look at you tried to bull fill.
Speaker 1: Okay, just because you're jealous. A running right, it wouldn't
Speaker 1: really be a corpse. It would be a zombie. Well,
Speaker 1: that would still count.
Speaker 3: It'd still be a corpse committing crimes, especially if they're
Speaker 3: nibbling away at people.
Speaker 1: Unless it's consent. M not crying. That's a swallowy no
Speaker 1: what I just now have an outtake of it's just
Speaker 1: going just swallow me could use that as well as you.
Speaker 3: I should learn now all the text end up going
Speaker 3: on tiktop.
Speaker 2: Not all of them, just the word I can legally
Speaker 2: put on TikTok. You say I've always got my clothes, Yes,
Speaker 2: say not.
Speaker 1: Having songs? And where would we find your music?
Speaker 5: You can have my.
Speaker 6: Music on all the major music platforms, Darling on all
Speaker 6: the Spotify, all the Ice sunes, all those things. I
Speaker 6: can sell CDs and the street Corner if you like
Speaker 6: me too, on my other side household, I can sign
Speaker 6: them with my tips.
Speaker 7: That's the thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Sure, people have like band camp. I have bussy Camp
Speaker 6: and that's where I sell my X rated music.
Speaker 7: That's not real. That's that you're getting a whole hypo.
Speaker 1: Dig off the one.
Speaker 3: So she's the second to win it second series Blue
Speaker 3: Hydranger one last year, and she beat off? She did,
Speaker 3: she beat them off?
Speaker 1: That's all. Wait, winning I suppose they're distracted at least.
Speaker 4: I wait yet wait, Yeah, well.
Speaker 1: You spoiled the gag, caught to the cawe quite clearly.
Speaker 1: Nobody in the chair, dreadful human being recently bath.
Speaker 3: So we will one day make it through the show
Speaker 3: without me having a twenty five minute sweet or not.
Speaker 4: Alkay, she beat off.
Speaker 1: Me off, just quite clearly, give me some one add
Speaker 1: job visage.
Speaker 5: We should have spent more time reading writing the script
Speaker 5: this morning.
Speaker 1: Excuse me, right, she succeeded you see.
Speaker 8: Now there's no words you can say.
Speaker 1: We said it to nine minutes.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I've gone bright red. I'm sweating as well.
Speaker 9: Oh so juvenile. So it's the show, sadly.
Speaker 3: So tear Coffee one UK versus the World the second
Speaker 3: second series Blue Hydiene on it.
Speaker 1: Last year.
Speaker 3: Drag Race Down Run Unders Hannah Conda was competing and
Speaker 3: Drag Race Francis.
Speaker 1: La Grande Dame.
Speaker 3: They had a bit of a bit of a thing
Speaker 3: with but that's that's not the new boyfriend. So she
Speaker 3: managed to beat those two off, and she's one.
Speaker 1: I did just say she had a bit of a
Speaker 1: thing with one of them. Will you be professional?
Speaker 2: Will you stop saying she's beating people off.
Speaker 1: Briant Center.
Speaker 2: With that one, But that's not the new boyfriend. Anyway,
Speaker 2: she beat them off.
Speaker 1: I think there's about ten competitors. She beat them all
Speaker 1: very very strong arms.
Speaker 5: Oh I'm sorry.
Speaker 10: Mm hm one seconds waiting, just sitting me.
Speaker 1: Sing, just waiting patiently like I waited for a boss. Hma,
Speaker 1: stop stop beating you off.
Speaker 4: I'm nearly there.
Speaker 5: I'm nearly there.
Speaker 1: You're right in the joke, not me, so sorry?
Speaker 4: Right, Oh that's in disturbings.
Speaker 5: Have you seen that?
Speaker 11: I didn't watch it close enough.
Speaker 1: I'm not really good at disturbing. Okay, so ye, that
Speaker 1: was disturbing. Okay, So did you work on that, Dean?
Speaker 3: Oh, not that one, but the the plot on the
Speaker 3: set up for the.
Speaker 2: Second which coronation Dean King Henry yike agin core was
Speaker 2: that you there, tapestry? That's how I started off?
Speaker 12: Oh god, you guys throw the time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's what would you do that? Dean got a
Speaker 2: picture of mental image of still a black farting in
Speaker 2: the jar.
Speaker 1: Now, Paul already are sil right?
Speaker 2: Thanks for that mental image. I'm an additional surprise. I'm
Speaker 2: not sure what that would be.
Speaker 3: But they don't watch us in Japan. Not allowed to
Speaker 3: be not abandoned Japan, we'd be bounded. We are actually
Speaker 3: j Well, why are we caring about what happens to them?
Speaker 3: That pussy run riot, pussy riots, toxic pussy riot.
Speaker 1: Let it run free, sodom anga Morra. We're not actually
Speaker 1: a banded in Tokyo, Japan. It's a lie.
Speaker 13: It's fun.
Speaker 1: We are banded in Russia.
Speaker 4: Hi HiPE.
Speaker 1: It doesn't watch the show. I bet you bloody does.
Speaker 1: He's a raging fairy. It doesn't.
Speaker 2: He can't can't any moving on quite quickly, away from
Speaker 2: all the politics that I've just started.
Speaker 1: How do you feel?
Speaker 4: Thank you, Mike.
Speaker 3: It's good to know that they're finding more ways of
Speaker 3: being resilient in the world.
Speaker 1: That's the wrong word. It's not resilient. What do I
Speaker 1: mean resourceful? Thank you? Tilt again. I can't hear you anymore.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying anything. Oh okay, they just turned themselves off.
Speaker 1: I don't even hear background noise anymore.
Speaker 2: Just keep going because I'm just gonna do you want
Speaker 2: to welcome them back to this part of the show.
Speaker 1: Nah, I can't be asked. Don't let me just preparing
Speaker 1: meal in it.
Speaker 4: Hello, welcome back to chewing the Cards.
Speaker 2: Oh good, No, sorry, just keep back, just ignore them
Speaker 2: completely at this point.
Speaker 3: Hello, welcome back to chewing the Card. And we're ignoring
Speaker 3: the gallery like usual.
Speaker 2: You don't ignore the gallery you respond to them. I know, well,
Speaker 2: they just keep chipping me. You know the same things,
Speaker 2: like going okay, watch out for that, watch out for this.
Speaker 1: Not talking to you. They're talking to each other. They
Speaker 1: don't want to talk to you. I have voices in
Speaker 1: my head.
Speaker 2: Yeah, none of them are funny, like this one inm
Speaker 2: phats of the environment, because fish don't produce a lot
Speaker 2: of meting, so it's actually better to have fish leather.
Speaker 2: I've got concern about what happens when it rains, because
Speaker 2: you not leather has that very leather smell, and then
Speaker 2: it rains and it gets out very intense leather smell.
Speaker 3: You don't want to be going out in your new
Speaker 3: bondage gear smelling of kippers more like kippers.
Speaker 1: What kind of the bars have you been going to?
Speaker 2: Didn't tail bars? Very aromatic? Whift of kipper.
Speaker 1: What you wanted to be to be more lighthearted, I'm
Speaker 1: talking about whiffs of kipper.
Speaker 2: Can we go back to the toxic possy to get
Speaker 2: a whiff of kipper from the toxic possy?
Speaker 3: You might you might be inviting the toxic pussy around
Speaker 3: if you smell a cappers.
Speaker 2: About it.
Speaker 1: It's Japan.
Speaker 5: Me but.
Speaker 1: On set one set it's not too sure.
Speaker 2: I have to just get it right because it's got
Speaker 2: it's a Russian meaning, and we don't want to annoy
Speaker 2: the Russians.
Speaker 1: Sorry, mister Pewton, because it's a mind game.
Speaker 2: I just realized that in like I was about to say,
Speaker 2: fifty years, in ten years, when our generation is in
Speaker 2: nursing homes, there's just gonna be a lot of old people.
Speaker 1: Going I lost the game again.
Speaker 2: It's I've probably said this before because it's one of
Speaker 2: the things that gives.
Speaker 1: Me source of unending amusements.
Speaker 3: But the idea, like when you think of people in
Speaker 3: care homes and one of the big group circle therapy
Speaker 3: things is they're singing like Doris Day songs and massy bits.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: That's exactly what it's going to be, isn't it. If
Speaker 2: you want to be male love, you can get with
Speaker 2: my friends. She's not been moist four years.
Speaker 3: Didn't mean to suggest that you have a crocodile shaped
Speaker 3: all day.
Speaker 1: He prefers to be called daddy. Sorry daddy putin. I
Speaker 1: can't call anybody that short. Daddy.
Speaker 2: No, right off and keep enough to all the way off,
Speaker 2: all the way of cot some more.
Speaker 3: Allison chains, Alison chains that that that's that would be
Speaker 3: a good drag name if you lived in the nineties.
Speaker 4: Rage against the.
Speaker 1: Patriarchy, something that you should be done. But not no,
Speaker 1: not no, the answer.
Speaker 2: Rage against the fact I can never find parking. Half
Speaker 2: an hour looking for parking today a right finally to
Speaker 2: fire the spot I managed to fit in a tiny
Speaker 2: space so far I have to get out the passenger
Speaker 2: side to text the code to get partnerspace. Oh no,
Speaker 2: we don't recognize the location, pointing that.
Speaker 1: Somebody's had a hard day, a very hard day. Then
Speaker 1: I've got to get this. It's called rage against the machine.
Speaker 1: Parking machine.
Speaker 2: Stick around, crafty queens, because we're not having the fact
Speaker 2: I had to spend so long parking.
Speaker 1: Rage against the parking machine is the cover band?
Speaker 4: Okay, last one. I'm glad they're going into row.
Speaker 1: We're finished, were finished. I wanted to do the last one.
Speaker 1: It's funny do the last one.
Speaker 6: Somewhere man, but slays Howard on Mencaster's something got showers
Speaker 6: All these years later, many and many years later.
Speaker 7: All right, lawyer's the way thought.
Speaker 1: Joke. Okay, well we still don't. It was just just
Speaker 1: was reeling from the fact you've just called me old
Speaker 1: as dirt?
Speaker 6: Are we I wonder where were filming that bad the
Speaker 6: gap my dream? Are we still going? Yeah, A were
Speaker 6: talking about this topic.
Speaker 7: We can Okay, I don't want.
Speaker 1: To have everything Okay that we'll move on.
Speaker 2: Mister nine No, because he's got a nine inch penis.
Speaker 1: M yes, I have to find a photo.
Speaker 2: He's pushed the gym a lot, but it's thin, so
Speaker 2: he's not bigs, thin and mustling, and he comes around
Speaker 2: for a massage. He lets me put oil on my
Speaker 2: hands and then he starts down. Yeah, it's not a
Speaker 2: gentle lover. And then there's Jason, and I call him
Speaker 2: Jason because he murders.
Speaker 1: Sorry, Yes, of course we can. We're not recalling that,
Speaker 1: so I just have to adjust, miss Hell.
Speaker 3: Yes, this will be the gentleman, but you're kind of
Speaker 3: giving away the story by showing that full photo.
Speaker 1: He's the only one. Yeah, I keep very hand.
Speaker 3: Where was I before I was so rudely interrupted by
Speaker 3: the gallery?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 3: Yes, so they had an extravagant wedding affair. You've put
Speaker 3: me off, now, hold on. So they had a secret
Speaker 3: wedding and apparently it was quite an extravagant affair, and
Speaker 3: it was officiated by the fan of the show, Kim Kardashian.
Speaker 3: We're talking about films, so old on. I need to
Speaker 3: get the actual stuff.
Speaker 2: You don't, wouldn't have a problem with pen and paper,
Speaker 2: you right there, just flip it over this modern technology.
Speaker 2: I mean to scroll, scrolling to scroll up a down page?
Speaker 1: Oh what you need that pick?
Speaker 5: He's back, poor pack?
Speaker 1: What's now? Do they do you want to crazy joker?
Speaker 1: I'm not saying anything like a lowering batman.
Speaker 4: Villain the giggler. Oh dear, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: It's all his fault. Oh very shiny, Oh what very shiny? Hello,
Speaker 1: welcome to chewing the cuds. What is it you've got
Speaker 1: on your top?
Speaker 3: Well, you know where we're going to be speaking to
Speaker 3: Jordan later. The last time we saw him he was
Speaker 3: a bit into I thought I'd wear this.
Speaker 1: For him, right, Not that kind of dungeon.
Speaker 3: No, no dungeons and dragons, nothing salacious or saucy. I
Speaker 3: don't do that sort of thing because I'm a good boy,
Speaker 3: Because no one.
Speaker 1: Will deal with you. What have you got for us today, Mike?
Speaker 1: And today? I have a story about someone that can't
Speaker 1: use a coffee machine.
Speaker 3: I can't use a coffee machine if that machine is
Speaker 3: a kettle and a bottle of instant granules.
Speaker 1: As I said, I need the teaspoon and a jar.
Speaker 1: That's why that's coffee.
Speaker 2: None of this fancy dult shake gusta adult shake gusta
Speaker 2: Is that even word?
Speaker 1: No, it's not even northern. A bit of a boomer.
Speaker 2: Well, today I have a story about a mouse, well
Speaker 2: actually several, and then we're going to be speaking.
Speaker 14: Yeah, so he got a name, he has got a name.
Speaker 14: I honestly can't concentrate on people and their nipples are out.
Speaker 4: I can't.
Speaker 14: I like, literally, people have to otherwise they just don't
Speaker 14: exist to me, and all I can see is the nipples.
Speaker 11: Okay, but if he if he mugged me and the
Speaker 11: police were like who is he?
Speaker 14: I wouldn't know. I wouldn't be able to eat it,
Speaker 14: and I just be like, the nipples worse? Yeah about
Speaker 14: about yeah, smaller than a penny, but bigger than a finger.
Speaker 2: Jesse Pattinson, Jesse Patterson, Jesse, Oh no, okay, I can
Speaker 2: go for it now, I know what I'm doing.
Speaker 1: Apparently he's an actor.
Speaker 14: He is he was in Hustlers.
Speaker 4: Apparently I read that today.
Speaker 14: I'm so glad I read those stories. I said, we
Speaker 14: go to show bits and then we come out of
Speaker 14: this thing, welcome.
Speaker 3: Back, and yes you're watching chewing the cud. We're going
Speaker 3: to play. That's MI treat. Sorry again, it's the second show.
Speaker 3: It always works me.
Speaker 1: It doesn't use Loube doesn't need to guppy that playing
Speaker 1: a triangle. So that was my thought. I set him off.
Speaker 13: Kay, great, throwing.
Speaker 1: The sausage down.
Speaker 2: Excited, I think so much smoking Marijuada on the on
Speaker 2: the fourth floor again.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, oh.
Speaker 3: Oh dear, oh so it's all the laughing. Oh oh,
Speaker 3: I feel so pretty. That's why we're laughing so much.
Speaker 3: That's why we're laughing so much. By because of the
Speaker 3: magic powder. Right all right, professional professional.
Speaker 1: Are better? Yeappy now want their condition off while we
Speaker 1: do that. Yeah, I thought you might be. It's all
Speaker 1: rush rush, rushing with you today.
Speaker 7: Dean should a tight schedule for your vision.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I only here it's tight about Dean in his wallet.
Speaker 2: I'm not saying that Dean's deemed to take fishes of money,
Speaker 2: but when he opens his wallet, hip.
Speaker 1: Muth fly out. I feel that well, I know that
Speaker 1: fact is not opened his wallet because the alarm didn't
Speaker 1: go off to author. Mm hmm, what I think it's
Speaker 1: a plane now, mm hmm.
Speaker 2: He started to try and fetishize so like the trans community.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't know.
Speaker 15: I I took it like he was trying to because
Speaker 15: I'm in a situation before because the messic where guys
Speaker 15: was like trade boys was like if you were like
Speaker 15: a girl, yeah or a track green, I'll be bore
Speaker 15: interested in you rather than you just being a boy.
Speaker 15: So I think that's the angle back. It's where you're
Speaker 15: coming from. Yeah, I've been there.
Speaker 1: Will you shave your beard?
Speaker 5: Now?
Speaker 11: I know?
Speaker 14: Yeah?
Speaker 16: No, is that.
Speaker 1: That was just the insane sit up.
Speaker 2: We're about to record what you're trying to do passive aggressively, So.
Speaker 7: So I think that's just.
Speaker 6: I think that's jes Zy j Bang Bang finish your
Speaker 6: own a Grande and Nicki Minaj. I'd love to he
Speaker 6: saying that one though, So just going for it, got
Speaker 6: it right, you sag it? Oh okay, I come to
Speaker 6: the difference with that girl.
Speaker 1: That's that is that is so Thankfully that's almost the
Speaker 1: end of the show. Remember to show us on our social.
Speaker 11: We lasting ourselves in here are we now?
Speaker 1: If this hasn't popped?
Speaker 7: Are we can't commercial.
Speaker 1: It's not it's not commercials the end, at the end
Speaker 1: of our lives.
Speaker 2: As they grow, you can chop them off and have
Speaker 2: them in salad things growing well, no no, no, no
Speaker 2: no no no no no no.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll wait for that then. But that's almost the
Speaker 1: end of the show.
Speaker 2: Remember during us on our social media, at the could
Speaker 2: TV in all the usual places.
Speaker 1: Thank you for watching and we'll see you soon.
Speaker 17: Bye.
Speaker 14: You have us.
Speaker 1: Wait for the you have to wait for it. Just
Speaker 1: buy peace if you want peas, I don't want peace.
Speaker 1: We'll buy peace. Then.
Speaker 2: It's a lot of efforts, but these are these are
Speaker 2: piece that will grow and you'll get more peace than
Speaker 2: they've put in.
Speaker 1: Each peaplant will produce like nineteen pea pods. Though, I
Speaker 1: great peas in my garden that I actually have what
Speaker 1: I see piece as well. I've had one bag and
Speaker 1: it's huge and it's lasting me for ages. Yea, they
Speaker 1: have They are the exact same thing. Yeah, exactly, yeah
Speaker 1: they are, and they went out of dating nineteen twenty one.
Speaker 1: Tell you how old that package?
Speaker 3: I had a packet. Misterally about half that size and
Speaker 3: full of the same thing. But it's lasted me like
Speaker 3: four years. Yeah, the slug five years.
Speaker 18: The slugs he beats. Where do you have your peace
Speaker 18: outside in the garden? Were in the garden in a box,
Speaker 18: elevated box? Copper copper, Get copper tape, put it around
Speaker 18: your box.
Speaker 2: They can't well they can cross copper, but they hate it.
Speaker 2: Oh oh, what happens is they get to it and
Speaker 2: they slow down so much. Birds go slug.
Speaker 1: Oh where did you get copper tape from?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Oh, that's that's mighty interesting.
Speaker 2: If you're feeling very fancy, get copper tube, put a
Speaker 2: cut it and then clip it on the outside. You're
Speaker 2: give me very fancy because then in the in the
Speaker 2: winter goes that night betein green. The copy tape you
Speaker 2: have to replace every year. Oh so yeah, you would
Speaker 2: have to replace the copper piping. You have to give
Speaker 2: it a bit of a polish or you get coppery again.
Speaker 7: I passed one of them because I said lots of
Speaker 7: old before and it actually.
Speaker 1: Say that you just kind of did I just kind
Speaker 1: of dikind did let's very phrase that.
Speaker 2: What this young lady called Cheng Wing Lee from Singapore
Speaker 2: decided she was a bit strapped for cash, and she
Speaker 2: pegged herself as something of an influenza.
Speaker 1: And pegging yourself always well that was what's coming out
Speaker 1: with mouth. But that's not what I meant myself. That's
Speaker 1: what she was telling services. Clothes pegs, wash it out.
Speaker 1: What's going on? Dudley?
Speaker 6: He plays Dudley do his William's Harry Okay ready, okay?
Speaker 6: Sor The Harry Potter star Harry Melley, What Harry Melly
Speaker 6: Roberty okay sor.
Speaker 1: The Harry Pottery start what together? Right? Okay?
Speaker 6: Harry Potter bullshit knows, let's come okay? The Harry Potter
Speaker 6: star Harry Melling who played Dudley Jarsey. He's in a
Speaker 6: new movie and he's a sob, a little kinky sob
Speaker 6: when Alexander Scar's guard.
Speaker 1: So he's saying, so you don't be like a submarin gran.
Speaker 6: That's like a hidden double meaning. I don't think that's
Speaker 6: what it's giving, Like, oh my god, it's giving the
Speaker 6: kind of vibe and he's with Alexander Scar's guards. It's
Speaker 6: giving a hot no look now, yeah, I want to
Speaker 6: play his role I want to play his role. He's
Speaker 6: playing the sub rit. He's playing he's playing sub.
Speaker 1: Oh baby, oh oh oh yeah, what are you doing?
Speaker 1: I'll make an I'm just joining you in your mimic
Speaker 1: of hardcore porn.
Speaker 6: That's not hardcore, Okay, coming out and been scared to
Speaker 6: be yourself before. I think anyone can relate to that,
Speaker 6: but especially people in the queer umbrella.
Speaker 1: So yeah, okay, perfect, Sorry, you're a thing, and I
Speaker 1: write a song with you. What did they say? I
Speaker 1: don't get rejected, I get decline. Okay, So.
Speaker 14: I will not do the one at the bottom there
Speaker 14: because someone has spelled heart wrong. They've spelt it hrt
Speaker 14: and it says the heart will go on and it
Speaker 14: just sounds like a dodgy nineties sitcom comedy about a
Speaker 14: couple called the Hearts that are on a long journey
Speaker 14: but they've divorced and spill up, and it's about how
Speaker 14: they then and they start falling in love with each
Speaker 14: other while they're stuck in the the Indian desert. I
Speaker 14: don't know if there is a desert India. I do
Speaker 14: know that my boyfriend broke up with me while I
Speaker 14: was in India and it was brutal. Anyway, this one
Speaker 14: goes out to him. That's what our relationship was like.
Speaker 1: The gallery think, oh look pretty, don't you. Gallery?
Speaker 2: It's not what they said. That's not what they said
Speaker 2: at all. The audience don't know that said you look
Speaker 2: like the sun. You know the baby off for Tellytubbies.
Speaker 2: Which version of it, I'm not too sure, but gilly.
Speaker 1: Woman, I just want to see you two more Invisible
Speaker 1: Man porn la.
Speaker 12: Oh it's brilliant. Oh there's a new game. Oh that's
Speaker 12: a whole new game. Invisible Man Porn is a whole
Speaker 12: new game. Oh that's brilliant.
Speaker 3: We could we could just have you doing Invisible Man
Speaker 3: porn and I have to get guess which the number
Speaker 3: of the Karma Sutra it is you're doing.
Speaker 4: Oh please, Mike, give us another song?
Speaker 1: Please? Less about the way. So I'm going to wed that, like, yeah,
Speaker 1: we do that, just because I don't want you to
Speaker 1: say that.
Speaker 7: I think that you know, it starts going to be
Speaker 7: cast off.
Speaker 1: Let's start fresh, And that's why we could do that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and if you've been propositioned by a smash me behind
Speaker 1: stage TV on social media, and that brings us nicely
Speaker 1: to our story of the week now, and.
Speaker 2: That's before then shows us exactly what a top pop
Speaker 2: banger needs to teach me.
Speaker 13: Say that again.
Speaker 1: La la la la, la, la la la.
Speaker 2: I've just had a phone call from the delivery company.
Speaker 2: That's not going to be delivered, is it? No, it'll
Speaker 2: be next door has been.
Speaker 16: Hey, I'm gonna watch him soon.
Speaker 5: Sorry, m.
Speaker 1: H, I'm doing anything now, I noticed.
Speaker 11: I'm so sorry.
Speaker 5: I don't know what that's sent me off?
Speaker 1: Oh oh.
Speaker 17: It was your tear two thousand to salties. Give me
Speaker 17: a walk, throw in the frind.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm sorry. That was so s oh.
Speaker 4: Too gods laughing stopping so setting me off. Yeh, I'm back,
Speaker 4: I'm back.
Speaker 1: I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. Yeah, without a bed,
Speaker 1: bloody l fire, that is me without a bed. Oh dear,
Speaker 1: I done, Yeah, I'm done. Okay what was I saying? Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: go go really sorry for oh my god, it's just
Speaker 1: all right. Just get some piste off spread, bisk off spread.
Speaker 7: Putting an ice cream cream. I wonder I spot as
Speaker 7: nice as that.
Speaker 1: At in it.
Speaker 6: We should take our own turb and do that everywhere, girls, everywhere,
Speaker 6: Take me on top.
Speaker 7: You need that on the go.
Speaker 1: So she isn't it?
Speaker 2: No, I didn't what I'm talking about anymore. Twenty five
Speaker 2: minutes have been pissed himself. Sorry, sorry, know what I'm
Speaker 2: talking about. What's the saying?
Speaker 1: Go back, go back, go back, go back?
Speaker 2: Before that, my train of thought happens the name before.
Speaker 1: Hear them. That's that's true. Ok So she's different sex No, No,
Speaker 1: frontage is not sex.
Speaker 2: So the oral count no, okay, so only penetration. No,
Speaker 2: it's still too low. I'm still too low. That's a baby,
Speaker 2: it's more like it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, nipples and shot you my nipples. I was about
Speaker 1: to so, which means you need to go a lot
Speaker 1: lower towards the knee area. I might be chunky, but
Speaker 1: those are quite fair. I'm doing quite well at the
Speaker 1: gym at the moment. Okay. So what kind of work
Speaker 1: is it that you do while you're in that space.
Speaker 1: So I'm a.
Speaker 19: And a writer, and so I'm currently writing a musical
Speaker 19: and so I've been up there, Yeah, playing around with
Speaker 19: the songs and kind of making puppets and kind of
Speaker 19: just trying to test out this brand new idea.
Speaker 1: And it's been Yeah, it's been a great time. Actually,
Speaker 1: you said puppets. I am very excited.
Speaker 17: Yeah.
Speaker 19: So we've been working with an amazing puppeteer, Carolyn Ada,
Speaker 19: who yeah, makes incredible puppets out of like recycled materials
Speaker 19: and new new bits, and so we kind of yeah,
Speaker 19: got her to come and work with us and make
Speaker 19: some things for us.
Speaker 1: And she made puppets out of.
Speaker 19: Like rubber gloves and like bin bags and bits of cardboard.
Speaker 19: But they kind of yeah, moved and spoke and did
Speaker 19: incredible things. I think you'd have loved it.
Speaker 4: Well, first got you in.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I'm giving you things, giving me things. I'm
Speaker 1: giving you things VD, giving me a v D for
Speaker 1: two reasons. I've got standards. I went from sitting on
Speaker 1: that chair. These chairs are uncomfortable. They are uncomfortable. Well,
Speaker 1: I've kind of put a dent in that one, a dent.
Speaker 2: The asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs. Like people think
Speaker 2: I'm sating the Georgi angle. I'm not falling in.
Speaker 3: Just because I've been doing my key gules and and
Speaker 3: rear kicks at the gym.
Speaker 4: I've got a very robust bum.
Speaker 1: Voluminous was the word I was going to use.
Speaker 3: Voluminous, voluminous, large, fat, mascular, dent flabby.
Speaker 7: Do you remember?
Speaker 1: Oh like kind of show? What are you are you
Speaker 1: thinking about that? Oh? I went all oh Disney then
Speaker 1: for a minute. Oh well that's almost the end of
Speaker 1: the show. For now, aren't you pleased?
Speaker 2: If you want to get into contact with us, we
Speaker 2: are at the cud TV on all the usual social media.
Speaker 1: See you again next time, goodbye bye.
Speaker 15: What is in this?
Speaker 1: Because people keep thinking it's copy but I don't