Speaker 1: Neonic all my adoptions has us. Welcome to boyd on
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Speaker 2: Hated here well where I will not.
Speaker 1: Win Gozilla in this game, because God forbid Jacob get
his hands on him.
Speaker 3: You've already put Gonzilla in this game before.
Speaker 1: The first I did say Godzilla and send Moth and
hope Moth or yeah, yeah, I did remember that. Wow,
that's a poll. Proud of you.
Speaker 4: Temporary hit points?
Speaker 5: Yeah, timperary hit points.
Speaker 1: Yes, everyone gets five temporary hit points for just that.
From that, from that real deep pull a sind Godzilla
because I was on a shin Godzilla kick.
Speaker 2: And the recap from last week is we didn't do
anything last week.
Speaker 6: Well then well.
Speaker 1: Good good, well well everyone was here. So before we
get into what happened last time, we all played, uh
tim taken away before I fire you, bitch. I would never.
I would never.
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Speaker 1: Yes, and today's number meant is going.
Speaker 6: To be electric lemonade.
Speaker 1: Electric lemonade. So I'll say the five tiper headpoints you
all got again. If you don't remember, if you have
temporary had points in the last game, those disappear, and
as of right now, everyone has five temporary head points. Now,
what happened the last time we played? If you all
as a group or whoever can say what happened last
time and Phil and Juliette you will, everyone will get
an extra five temporary hit points.
Speaker 8: Did we intro ourselves?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 1: Please give us an introduction? Who are you people? Wow?
Speaker 2: I don't know who are you person?
Speaker 6: We're dorgeous people.
Speaker 9: We're just we don't actually exist. We're just a fig.
Speaker 8: My name is not Rick Jeeves. Y'all's collective amnesia. My
name is Tyler. I mean playing the role of Tama,
who has won too many moles to feed.
Speaker 1: Yeahs an extra Literally, it's fine. It's fine. It's fine,
it's fine. I think can go wrong with that. It's fine.
Speaker 7: If I play the role of Davy, who is our
little barred pirate captain who has fucking crazy ass dreams.
Speaker 1: She's a little spicy.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 4: We have a spicy no hat, a bit of a personality.
Speaker 9: No, yes, and we also have a frozen wolf school.
I'm Jacob. I play Free the Wolf. He's a wolfborn
barbarian and he's also the first Mate.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 4: I'm Dakota. I play myth the barbarian druid.
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm.
Speaker 3: I'm my name is Isaac, and I play the Quebecci
cleric known as Hobie.
Speaker 1: After my favorite cheese and last monot les.
Speaker 2: Hi. I'm Juliet. I play Bubbles. She is a very tall,
giant woman.
Speaker 1: Love her, very tall giant woman.
Speaker 2: I just went to go get some alcohol, so.
Speaker 1: Worn't queen get it?
Speaker 6: Damn I should probably get some too.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, glass.
Speaker 6: Goal, let's fucking go. We're supposed to be pirates.
Speaker 1: I do have a cooler in a fredge. Hold up,
let me get that. I can't drink too much. I'm
gonna get that cooler though.
Speaker 10: Wait, hold on, let's get our drinks real quick.
Speaker 6: Let's get really into character.
Speaker 2: You know, look, I'm already I've already down three glasses
of wine. Yeah, and now I'm on a glass of
irish and cream.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 10: I'm about to go get me some of that ship too.
Speaker 2: Heal. I got my beautiful cat with me, who is
very affectionate, and I'm ready to play.
Speaker 4: Damn.
Speaker 9: All I have is far ball and a fifteen poum
rat terrier pathion.
Speaker 2: Next dog, I have a orange tabby who is incredibly lovable.
Speaker 9: Yo ho yo ho.
Speaker 1: Pirate's life for being so with everyone here? What happened
last time we played?
Speaker 4: Our captain had some very hot dreams.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I caught off fire scorching.
Speaker 2: Okay, are they dreams of a very tall woman?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 7: Actually yeah, I mean you're not wrong in comparison.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you're not. You're not wrong.
Speaker 2: Oh, very big lady, New bubbles with your dream woman.
Speaker 11: Kahm.
Speaker 1: So what else happened?
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 7: Oh Goshma Talma also had dreams No, he also had
He also had a very interesting dream.
Speaker 1: Tama did did? Yeah, what was the dream.
Speaker 6: About about his that that demon? That demon, that.
Speaker 12: That demon demon that he ate when they ate the
one whose name rhymes was goulash u lash?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Got what What did tell Tama.
Speaker 7: That he has to continue eating souls?
Speaker 1: Or what happens if he doesn't?
Speaker 8: H the booty is forfeit, the mood, not just the booty,
just the everything, like that's it's gonna eat me.
Speaker 1: So, yeah, you're gonna eat yourself. Yeah, that's correct, that's correct.
Vid Tyler was also rethinking his choices. What else happened?
Speaker 4: It was a crow?
Speaker 1: Oh there was a crow spy. What was the crow
spy doing.
Speaker 6: Listening in on our conversation in the window?
Speaker 1: What was the conversation about?
Speaker 6: Uh us?
Speaker 4: Human trafficking?
Speaker 6: Queen?
Speaker 4: Yo?
Speaker 6: What going after the queen? Sneaking in?
Speaker 1: Sneaking into where?
Speaker 6: The kingdom?
Speaker 1: The kingdom? The more more details the castle located where?
Speaker 2: Oh god, at your mom's house.
Speaker 1: At my mom's house. Oh, my god, not my mom's house.
Speaker 2: I mean if she's good looking, why not?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Germania? Okay, what's what? What? What city in Germania?
The capital built the capital. What's the capital?
Speaker 6: His name?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 1: Wow, you got notes there in the campaign maps, y'all,
it's right there.
Speaker 6: I'm looking at.
Speaker 3: Sounds like a lot of work.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'll put a lot of work into it.
But yeah, so yes, your y'all's goal. Talking with the dwarves.
You have devised a you devise it. You have to
go into the capitol Bolton to go to the queen's castle,
the queen and go into the castle and get the
prince to what what is the prince needed for?
Speaker 9: Kiss?
Speaker 1: True loves kiss.
Speaker 9: We gotta wake up, we gotta wake up snow white.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and we're gonna overthrow an evil queen. Great great
love that love.
Speaker 9: That with of course, with with commission, of course.
Speaker 4: Police commission.
Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: There will be a potential treasures, if nothing else, at
least the rum that one of the dwarves brew is.
Speaker 2: Making mm hmm, okay, we'll fuck you up.
Speaker 1: So y'all slept for the night, had you two of
you had very interesting dreams of Davy having a dream
of fire and smoke as she was approached, showing a
figure of fire and smoke and her body temperature engulfed
basically she engulfed in flames and burned a good chunk
of freeds. F and Hama learned a lesson of I
don't want to eat souls, and the demon telling them, hmm,
you're gonna have to Grandpa, I don't want to do
these lad You were told that you had to eat
the soul, eat souls, continuing to eat souls or it
will devour you. And one of the souls that you've
devoured has already been devoured again, so you've are So
you have like three souls that you devoured that you
are in your head. One of them has already been devoured.
You have two left.
Speaker 2: You have to do.
Speaker 1: I'm not the one that created this. You have to
that's the creator of that. That's That's something I don't
want to ask. I don't want to ask James or
to go any of that. I'm scared to find out
the answer.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying, you know, there's three of them in there.
Would you like a fourth?
Speaker 1: You know, I need a fourth.
Speaker 8: They're kind of intiangible, so they can't interact with each
other well, and they can't.
Speaker 1: They can talk to you. They talk to you, Yeah,
but one the three have already been devoured the the Warlock,
one of the Warlock, the Warlock that you ate, the
Cleric and the demon the Silverside. But you have been
told warning if you don't devour souls, it's gonna be
trouble for you, sir. So there's that ominous warning.
Speaker 3: And then we end with.
Speaker 1: You sleep wake up. And then now we ended it.
We ended the game with you sleeping for the night,
sleeping for the rest of the night after the whole
Debacca with Davy on fire. So you all wake up.
You all, all of you get an extra five temporary
head points, so in total everyone should have ten tipperary
head points for this episode.
Speaker 10: Yes, so once you get out.
Speaker 1: Once you get the dwarves already getting stuff ready for you.
Also for the Freed and Bubbles, you've been giving little
vials that you are instructed to crush in your hand,
and a spell of the sky's self would be cast
upon you. That will give you three hours to be
disguised as a human, to get in and get out.
Because everyone else has the form of a sorry Colby
Freed and Bubbles, everyone else should be relatively should be fine. Yes,
you through, because Tom I can already turn into a human,
look like a human, Davis a gnome, so she's fine. Freed,
Colby and Bubbles, you're giving this vial that you're instructed
to crush before you get to the front gate. They'll
disguise you as a human or Colby. You can disguise
yourself as a cat if you chose to. If you'd
rather go as a the house cat, you more than
welcome to do so as well. Yeah, cool, So you
don't have to worry about the three hour work. So
for Freedom, Bubbles, that potion, that vial will give you
three hours to get in and get out once. To
be a human, you have to disguise yourself because that
because the crow that they that Tiff said that was
spying was spying on everybody for the on the conversation
and a guy look at Freed and Bubbles, So you
have to disguise your cells because you two stand out
the most. Everyone else can pretty much hide more or less.
And they didn't get a good look at myth, but
they're pointing at Bubbles and Freedom and the animal Matrios.
Speaker 2: Just because I have glistening muscles doesn't mean I'm noticeable.
Speaker 1: You're a half word. Half works are not are not
normally from these parts of Avatira. So yes, you stand
out just as much as freedom.
Speaker 9: We're run to a lot of hicks going, hey, we
don't take too kindly to your count around here.
Speaker 1: Not that, just like you don't see too many halfworks
or orcs, sorry, not half works orcs around so you
kind of stand out. So they gave you a vial
to get disguised selves so you can dis goot yourself
as a still keep the same heighth and like the build,
but you're just looking look more human. You look more
human for three hours so you can get in without
being terribly noticeable getting it out.
Speaker 2: What you're saying is that would look like Arnold sports
and agger but a woman.
Speaker 1: Yes, sure, that's what you want to look like.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I'm gonna say that Russian woman from kick Ass too.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. But yeah, so there's the but you're
inscerted to do so once before you get to the
oh fuck work. I was like, oh fuck the fuck,
also trying to thought. Yeah, so there's that. So between
Myth and the bards, you all get food in your stomachs.
Write it at titties, so you're get ready to go
on your journey to the capitol. You guys are about
a few hours out. You guys are located in the
dark Wood right now, about a good couple hours journey,
and you'll be at the entrance to the capitol to
get into Volton, and then you have to get to
the center towards the center of Volton to get to
thy Castle to do so, you're going to be doing
a bunch of group roles, see if you can get
there safely, safely, and then of course once you get
in the town and all that fun stuff, how far
you can get? Oh lord, yeah, yeah, I'm so confused.
Speaker 6: What is it? What is this?
Speaker 7: What are we looking at?
Speaker 1: I don't know, Confucian.
Speaker 4: It's the scene of the American Psycho where he flexes
at himself. But yes, yes, sing at the musclely Japanese Mommy.
Speaker 1: This is gentlemen.
Speaker 9: It's this kind of it's this kind of heteroal normal,
normative bullshit that made that made me realize I'm so gay.
Speaker 1: I mean, the right woman can stop on me. Anyway.
Speaker 7: We're playing Dungeons and Dragons.
Speaker 1: We are all for the gay ones.
Speaker 9: Jacob, I'm just like wait, I was like, whoa okaya.
Speaker 1: Hello, wait a damn million what gay panic?
Speaker 2: Look, my preferences are humanoid period. I like the furries,
I like the men, I like the women. I like
the girls and the boys. You know that came out wrong.
Everyone of h, everyone of H. What now?
Speaker 9: I was just like, yeah, I'm about to say back
to fuck.
Speaker 1: Up percyous in that ass anyway, So outside of his
perky little as perky that little big ass. Yeah, So
the dwarves give you guys a map to get through
the dark wood, and so on and so forth. So
is there anything you want to say to them, anything
you want to discuss to say to them or to
you or to each other before y'all leave the safety
of the cabin.
Speaker 4: I have a less a game more when I use
wild shape my robot animal or animal animal.
Speaker 1: That's a good question because you're a war forge, right, yes, yes,
I would say, because I mean, you don't have hair
necessarily unless because you're you are covered in moss and
plant life. So in place of the fur, it could
be you look like a animal animal, but instead of fur,
it would be moss and plants. Okay, but if you
were to move the moss and plants, you would see
the robotic, the warfwginess of it. So you that's that's
how I explained. Depending on what animal you choose, the
plant life would place the father the fur for feathers
or whatever, and then underneath all that would still be
like the warfforge just of it all. Okay, now unless
you got like a fur coat. If you replaced the
moss and stuff with fur, I will that'd be it
would be first of the moss and plant life. But yeah, yeah,
mm hmm, but yeah cool? Or what are you wanting
to war forge?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: I was just not warforge to.
Speaker 4: I was just curious. I'd pit his fucking troy.
Speaker 1: Uh. All right, so if you all don't have anything
else to disclose with the dwarfs or each other, you
can start on your journey to the capitol, if you
all would please. This is gonna be a group survival check,
which means everyone rolls their survival add they add everyone's
survival check together, and if you all get a certain score,
I will call you get above it, you'll pass. Otherwise
whatever no score you have, the beat will be a sixty.
Speaker 4: My total is nine. I don't know how to add
a plus unfortunately.
Speaker 1: Okay, so is everyone rolled. Yes, someone tied up and
see if it's over sixty.
Speaker 8: That's about to say, if it's below, can I reroll?
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 1: No, unless you have unless you have luck, unless you're lucky.
Speaker 8: I mean, I have this feet you gave me near
the beginning. I have never touched it with feet lucky.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you do have lucky. That's right.
Speaker 8: I completely forgot about this.
Speaker 6: I should have blessing of the small.
Speaker 1: Mhmm. All right, so sixty four cool. So you guys
go along your journey. You get through the forest. Wow, okay,
that's that works. So you all go through the woods
and everything seems fine. Here the noise of wildlife birds chirping,
squirrels squirreling, whatever else in the dark wood.
Speaker 6: Uh, keep an eye out for that bird.
Speaker 1: For the crow. Yeah, of course, you can roll me
a perception check if you like.
Speaker 6: Oh, I probably don't see shit.
Speaker 1: A sixteen. So with that sixteen you'll be looking around,
keep an eye on the birds. I'm assuming you're gonna
be on Freed's shoulders. Yes, yeah, see me keeping an
eye out. But you don't see any sight of the crowd.
You mean, you see the site, you see other birds,
but not that particular crow that was spying on you insight?
Does anyone else want to look at wanna check anything
else before we go any further. While y'all are in
the woods, say y'alling, you're lingering magic whizz lingering magic doo.
Speaker 4: My body reacts to the presence of magic, then I
can cast outside. I can cast detect magic without using
a spell slaughter components.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, you take magic everywhere because this is very
much a magic wood woods full of magic and dark
magic and ship and of course the people in your
party are naturally inclined, but nothing is like ow of
the ordinary. You guys found the path rather easily, and
you're going down it.
Speaker 2: Can I do sexy of the tall?
Speaker 1: What's sexy of the tall?
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna flex until all the small people are
turned on?
Speaker 1: Uh? Okay, So if your character is gay, do they
get advantage on like any kind.
Speaker 9: Of safe like rolls against that?
Speaker 6: Because oh god, what is it? A wisdom safe.
Speaker 1: Or charismas?
Speaker 6: Save Christmas?
Speaker 9: Wait for real?
Speaker 1: Who's ever shorter them? Who's shorter than bubbles? Everyone?
Speaker 2: Literally?
Speaker 4: Everybody except for probably me, but also a war forge,
So I don't think it works on me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're you're fine?
Speaker 9: Well okay, well Freda is gay, so like, will that
work on me?
Speaker 2: Ancidentally, my save is sixteen for all my other stuff,
I don't sit.
Speaker 1: Everyone everyone has a pulse. Roll me a Christmas save
if your character event deifies as gay, roll the vantage.
Speaker 9: Well I'm turned on now. So this is gonna be
Free's first official gay panic No.
Speaker 7: Oh, oh, what do you mean gay panic bisexual bisexual pathic?
Speaker 9: I'm sorry, this is gonna be his first official bisexual
whole panic.
Speaker 1: All right, so everybody fails? Did you see sixteen?
Speaker 2: Right? Yeah? For well for everything else at sixteen.
Speaker 1: Sixteen got so, Tama and Colby, y'all are just like y'all,
just like what you're You're thrown it back by the
by the buffness and the beauty and the strikingness of bubbles.
Freed is having an accidental crisis of am I gay?
Or am I? Am I? By? Am I? What's going
on here?
Speaker 9: And if Free could blush, he would be he would
be all red, like since he's shirtless, his whole upper
torso would be red. But he is yes first, so
you can't start panting.
Speaker 6: He just starts fancying. I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 3: Kobe is in his cat form. So he goes and
like rubs up against the.
Speaker 1: Bubbles, living his scent. And Davy, you're having you're having
full lesbian panic right now, full lesbian panic.
Speaker 8: And I'm just trying to think about anybody else. Just
think about Scarlet. Just think about scar Scarlet is like
it's not working.
Speaker 1: You're not trying to look bubbles in the in the eye,
and Math You're like, what's going on here? You're confused?
Just it's just bubbles.
Speaker 4: Actually, I respect the muscles, respect the gains five period.
Speaker 2: I might just pour water all over myself.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, somebody give the bubbles coconut oil.
Speaker 4: The oil.
Speaker 1: A little a little fairy comes out. Oh my god,
here you're gonna need that. It drops a little bottle
of baby oil.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, it's any cooking ingredient.
Speaker 1: Davy, you are just deceased, a corpse of a lesbian.
Speaker 9: You're just like, oh, like, Davy fell off my shoulder at.
Speaker 1: This point, full airman nosebleed moment.
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna turn back to you and be like,
what what's going on?
Speaker 1: Everyone's just a mess except for myth. Myth is is
like thumbs up from here after you collect collect yourselves.
Does everyone have everyone seeing the front game? Right?
Speaker 4: Uh? Oh, I am still in the cabin.
Speaker 1: Oh oh shit, I need to movement.
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, I just assumed that we were all all
gleading bubbles within the cabin like we hadn't left yet.
Speaker 2: Well, no, I don't.
Speaker 1: I mean because I didn't have maps for everything. I
didn't want to have to move everybody.
Speaker 9: Wait, hold on, hold on, did everyone just pop a
boner in public?
Speaker 6: No, because I don't have I don't have a dick
lady boner.
Speaker 9: You know what y'all, y'all know what I mean.
Speaker 1: So after a couple of hours, it's been like two
or three hours or so, do you guys see the
front gate to the capitol in the distance?
Speaker 6: Good?
Speaker 1: Ten to fifty minute walk to you reached the gate?
Now you guys know about ten minute walk to the gate. Well,
you guys are still secluded in the covered in the
wood in dark woods. You guys now, now, oh, we're
getting closed. We should probably for the one. Does that
have them use the bile and disguise itself, disky yourselves
as a human.
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna pull the cork on the on the
potion with my teeth. I'm wanna take a small sip
of it and then pour the rest on top of myself.
Speaker 1: Okay, As the pink liquid drive down and you pour
the rest of it, it needs a shine and a
shimmer on your on your deep green skin as it
slowly turns look more like a human complexion, not necessarily pale,
maybe like olive tone. Olive skin tone, and your tusks
vanish magically, and your hair still says black as it
currently is just in your ears go back, ears shrinked
down to what would be like for a human human
woman as the yes, as the potion slowly just slides
down your abs and your muscles. Just yeah, now you
look like a like a very giant woman. What about Freed?
Speaker 9: Yes?
Speaker 1: Oh are you gonna? Are you going to take the potion?
Speaker 2: Ah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, so you take the potion. I have a question.
What are you wearing? Freed?
Speaker 9: Uh? Well, he's well, he's not naked. I'll tell you that.
Uh so, Free since he's covered in thick fur, he's
never really felt the need to wear much clothes. Besides,
there are special type of pants that sailor that sailors
typically wear.
Speaker 1: They're uh so you're wearing. So you're wearing pants.
Speaker 9: Yeah, he's wearing pants, but because he has big old paws,
he'd ever he doesn't wear like shoes or wraps on
his shoes. Really, hold on, I think I think I
have something saved. Let me just quickly find it and
I'll post it in discord.
Speaker 2: Huh.
Speaker 6: How are how are goblins viewed in this one?
Speaker 1: I mean goblins?
Speaker 7: Like, are there any like normal goblins or are they
all like mad the goblins?
Speaker 1: Okay, there's no how many races that are just like
pure evil? They're just evil people? Okay, no evil races.
Speaker 9: Heard, there's really rub.
Speaker 1: Uh free whatever. When when you decide when you post
a picture of what you're wearing, you turn pale like
cock Caucasian from the mountains of Caucasus.
Speaker 6: From the mountains of Caucasus.
Speaker 1: And you have long, dark brown hair. Well actually no,
so when you're so the fur disappears in your face
turns more human like and a very reverse were wolf change,
very weird for everyone watching.
Speaker 9: Uh huh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you have a pale white skin from the mountains
of Caucasus. Uh, and you have like long your fur
color is gray, right, that's white's white? You have long
white hair that goes down like your shoulder like a
fabia moment. Oh god, yeah, you have like a fabio
and nice head of hair, like it's luscious. You look
like a very just buff barbarian man that wears no shirt,
pecks out for the gods, tits just there but boom, tit's.
Speaker 9: So big, soun's out, guns out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, somebody, somebody can just come by a motor boat them. Yeah,
that's how big. Big tits, big tits. And or you're
wearing the sailor pants and your cape and you have
Caspian your tattoo. He doesn't have a cap well on
the image using he.
Speaker 9: Does, yeah, but that's just an image I found that
was the closest thing for him.
Speaker 1: But he doesn't work. It doesn't work. It fair got it.
Speaker 14: No capsis nuckets cool.
Speaker 1: So he's wearing pants, you're rocking.
Speaker 9: It barefoot pants.
Speaker 1: And I mean, I mean, do you want to.
Speaker 9: If you want to like get fancy with him, like uh,
like he could have like a not like a horness,
but you know, like something like in some like sailors
they have like this strap like their shirtless they wear
like that like this like sling or strap that goes
over one shoulder and it has like the like a
pistol holster.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 9: But like this one is like more for uh, but.
Speaker 1: I know what you're talking about. It has like a
little pistol thing.
Speaker 9: Yeah, so I'm still looking for that.
Speaker 1: Yes, very much that.
Speaker 8: Okay, I hate you.
Speaker 5: I didn't post that.
Speaker 9: That wasn't directed towards you. But if you want to
take some of it, fine, it's all yours.
Speaker 1: The hate.
Speaker 9: There's enough hate to go around. But yeah, more or less,
this is what he would look like. And as far
as human form goes, I'll just I'll just roll with
what you gave. What you described enough.
Speaker 1: Pale white skin from the mountains of Caucasus, with the
long shoulder length actually past shoulder length, wrapped the tit
of like this luscious white hair. You look like Fabio
but white hair. And of course you're wearing pants, you
just wearing no shoes, just bare foot in it, I mean,
which I mean it's barbarian, so it's not too far fetched,
not too out of the ordinary. Well, you know, it
wouldn't stand out too much.
Speaker 5: Oh, I found something else too.
Speaker 1: So as you guys turned into your new disguises and whatnot.
You guys decided to walk up to the front gate.
As you guys walked to the what ell is this?
Speaker 2: That's right?
Speaker 4: Hold up?
Speaker 9: Hold up, I sucked up. Don't don't look at that.
That's not it.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm looking. I can't.
Speaker 1: Definitely and.
Speaker 9: It's gone.
Speaker 2: It's just a bunch of gibberish.
Speaker 9: Yeah, so I tried to pulling this off a pintress.
Speaker 2: That's why just right click copy image.
Speaker 9: Yeahs, that doesn't work. No, when I do it, Yeah,
there you go, now it works, and never let me
do it. Would never let me do that before.
Speaker 2: Like, how do you think I've been posting all these pictures?
Speaker 9: I don't know magic. Yes, I looked up Wherewolf Transformation
and that was the first thing I found it much longer.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, all right, I'm gonna look up where Wolf
Transformation stop?
Speaker 1: Don't God only doesn't stop it.
Speaker 9: So if you post like something from American World in London, respect.
Speaker 1: I still need to see the movie anyway.
Speaker 9: So you guys make crime.
Speaker 1: I know, I hear from my boyfriend. I know it's
on me listen. Stuff to watch. So you guys make
it to the gate and you see a bunch of
people surrounded, dragon born humans, a dwarves, elves, all that sort,
all kind of going through what looks to be something
like customs. They're being.
Speaker 2: Nights.
Speaker 1: There are nights at the front of the bridge and
there's one night in the very back and right in
front of the doorway, and they're checking people as they
come in and they look to have stop the chili at.
Speaker 9: Dum it so someone gets the spray bottle.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was the fourth image.
Speaker 1: I told you not to look it up.
Speaker 6: What did you do?
Speaker 1: What did you find? I knew what you were gonna find.
You guys, make it there. See people coming in and
these nights they are checking people on like they're belonging
and stuff going through Like basically they're a version of customs,
making sure asking making sure they don't have any like
weapons of mass destruction that type of shit. They're asking
questions like why are you here, what's your purpose here?
Blah blah blah, And as you guys creep closer. Yeah,
so that's what you see from where from the point
where you're at now, did you see a bunch of
archers on top of the castle door walking patrolling around
as well? And you see three nights at the very
at the front of the entrance and people walking in.
In course, you hear the sounds of a bustling city
street on the other side. What do y'all do?
Speaker 6: Hey? Did I told you that I did this?
Speaker 2: Guy?
Speaker 6: Yourself? Right?
Speaker 1: You did disgusself?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 6: What to make myself look different?
Speaker 1: What do you want to look like?
Speaker 6: A halfling?
Speaker 1: You're wearing you're wearing You're magically wearing some stilts. Discus,
do you want to be a halfling?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 9: So are halflings naturally taller than.
Speaker 6: Short halflings? I just want to look different.
Speaker 7: I mean I could look different, change my hair, like,
change the clothes and everything like that.
Speaker 1: Okay, you look like a homet cool female. I look
like being a memo.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 9: Oh I'm scared to look at this video.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, then don't because we're in the middle
of a game.
Speaker 1: So I know that artist. I'm done. So, so you
guys are at the front gate. Now what do y'all do?
I'm done? I quit?
Speaker 4: So what do y'all do?
Speaker 1: What are y'all doing?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 1: Tom, are you changed into your human form as well? Yeah?
Speaker 8: That was kind of automatic.
Speaker 2: Yeah, can I like proceed forward and like, right before
we get to the guards, Can I just like flex
and try and get as much tension as possible.
Speaker 1: You want to get as much attention zeroed in on
you as possible.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So that way everyone else can just walk in.
Speaker 1: A human Okay, roll me a performance check.
Speaker 2: Then, well, seen as this is like me just flexing,
could I do athletics?
Speaker 1: Allow it? I'llow it.
Speaker 15: Does anybody have catapult?
Speaker 4: Oh but I'm very strong?
Speaker 6: All right?
Speaker 1: See you, Bubbles, you walk into the middle of the
crowd right before you get to the gate, and then
just start flexing, and everyone kind of just stops and
looks at you in awe, and the Knights look up
at you and they're just like, wow, one of the nights.
Do you hear whispering to himself? Damn, I wish I
looked like that. I want muscle like that ship. If
everyone wants to sneak in past the guard, roll me
a self check past the guards, because all three guards
are concentrained on Bubbles admiring their muscles as the backguard
also comes up.
Speaker 6: Oh no, what can any advantages being.
Speaker 1: A cat Uh? Colby, you still have the role for
a self check. Yes, I know you're probably gonna get it,
but you're still oh my god, yeah yeah, we're gonna
roll roll the twenty six.
Speaker 2: So you just is your attraction the bubbles making you
fail your sealth roll.
Speaker 6: No, I'm not answering that.
Speaker 1: So Colby you get in without any issue. You're walking
past the people their feet me Allen, not me, Alan,
kind of just put some past people, yo, yo, I'm
not gonna question. I will then going off to everybody else. Tama,
you walk in unnoticed as you kind of work your
way around people. So you get in as well. Next
up Freed, Freed and Davy you both get you get right,
uh method you roll for self. Oh you have a plan.
Speaker 4: Okay, I have two plans.
Speaker 1: Actually you have two plans. Lovely, we love that. We
love that. So Freed and uh, Davy, you get it
to the very last guard and you walk right in
front of him block it. Free blocks his view of
bubbles and the guard kind of snaps out of it.
He's like, uh, yes, you too, and he looks to you.
I'm assuming Davy you're still on Free's shoulder.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Wait, which which one was the last guard right over here?
Speaker 5: Hello?
Speaker 4: One?
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, so you two are over here the last
night catches you both. He's like, oh, I'm so sorry. Yes,
So what's your reason of visiting Bolton? Did We're checking
everyone coming in and coming out, so I want to
make sure no one's bringing anything I want. We're causing
any trouble. What's the reasoning for visiting our city?
Speaker 6: Vacation?
Speaker 1: Looks up the dairy, it looks over the time.
Speaker 9: That's free right. At the same time, she says that
goes visiting family.
Speaker 1: Both of you roll a deception.
Speaker 9: Oh oh, I'm not gonna like this.
Speaker 5: Uh oh okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 1: Uh see oh yeah, no he fails. He's that, Oh,
of course, be on your murray way. Enjoy our first city,
the dos capital of Voltant Enjoy as he steps aside
and lets all through.
Speaker 2: Oh he's smiling, way.
Speaker 1: Boys, And then he's back on struck on bubble.
Speaker 9: Since we're all, since we're all being like being thirst traps,
and since Fred is literally the incarnation of Fabia right now,
he's gonna wink at the guard as he walks by.
Speaker 1: Roll me a, Roll me a Charisma, ah, Chrisma Christmas
check h wait no, that's a Christmas save Roll me
a Christmas check. Uh oh you click on chrisma. I
did you got a Christmas save?
Speaker 9: Oh the charisma thing itself? Okay, okay, nice.
Speaker 1: So you do a wink and the wind blows your
hair just rights stunning and the light hits you just
right on the right side of your face, highlighting your
facial features of like your eyes, your nose, and your chin,
just like your jawline. I could cut through glass, and
the it kind of tenses up.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you're a little.
Speaker 1: A handshakes. Enjoy the city, sir.
Speaker 9: Oh thanks, but like let me say let me say
it again. Thanks.
Speaker 1: Eh, It's like m hm. He kind of nods. It's like, oh,
and when you walk away, he's just like, I should
call him back. She can't call. No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
not come call. I should visit him again. They could
have somebody else, meth you're the only one out here
with bubbles. What are y'all doing?
Speaker 4: Like I said, I got a plan. I'll be the
last to go through, just to be safe.
Speaker 1: Okay, bubbles, what you're doing? Are you gonna get in?
Speaker 2: Seeing as everyone else is already come in. I'm just
going to go up to the first guard and I'm
just going to flex the pecs and be like.
Speaker 1: Move roll me an intimidation, all right.
Speaker 2: So intimidation, okay, yeah, h do you mind if I
uh rage while I do that?
Speaker 1: Sure, go for it. We love a moment like that.
Speaker 2: So that means I'll have advantage. Yeah, and I'm gonna
roll athletics because it's now going to use my strength.
Speaker 1: Yeah you said move and the guards like yes, ma'am,
and he moves the side and lets you pass without
a fighter question. You're still flexing those muscles as you
get into the gates, yourself, myth, your last your last
one out here.
Speaker 4: Well, alright, I'm just gonna go with the first plan.
I'll walk up to the guard and okay, oops on
the massa's side and or my military rank sits here's
that and to my military rank to push them through,
as my soldier back story allow. So you're gonna try
and use your rank to outrank them military.
Speaker 1: Wise, So me a, would that be intimidation, I guess,
or because your douse you already have the ranks. I
don't want to.
Speaker 4: I don't maybe if I were to, like, did I
outrank him? Or that's kind of an up to you thing,
I guess yeh oh, yes, I just says h it
just says I can use my rank to uh or
I can invoke my rank to exert influence over other
soldiers and resquisitions simple equipment or horses for temporary use.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, or I mean y yeah, yeah, okay, So
you show your rank. Sorry, my connection kind of for
a second. Sorry, okay, So you show off your rank
and the guard kind of looks at it. He say, oh, yeah, yes,
right away, come on, answer and he steps aside as well.
He actually picks up a little halfling and and kind
of pushes them aside to let you through enjoy our
first arity.
Speaker 4: Kind of clasp it on the shoulder and be like,
I'll let the commander know about this. Thank you.
Speaker 1: Of course. Of course. So you all are now in
the city. So as you guys get past the front entrance,
you are welcomed into a nice city street packed with
people of all walks of life. As you get further
away from the gate, someone rolled me a perception. Check anybody,
I'll do it. Whoever, whoever wants to roll me a perception,
I'll do So what's my perception?
Speaker 2: So just ify I because I'm raging. I use my
strength for perceptions. So I just rolled in athletics.
Speaker 9: Okay, and Fred gets advantage on perception checks when it
comes to like hearing and smell.
Speaker 1: All right, so be sight, not hearing or smell.
Speaker 9: I mean I'm probably much anyway. Yeah, yeah, I'm not
gonna see much anymore. Okay, I see absolutely nothing.
Speaker 1: So Juliette Taylor are the role perception?
Speaker 8: Hang on?
Speaker 1: Just sick of course?
Speaker 8: What are we perceiving?
Speaker 1: You perceive the ground, the gravel below your feet.
Speaker 8: There's twenty seven cobblestones within this tile, and that's all
I noticed.
Speaker 1: That's all you notice? Uh, Isaac, You're not too far.
You got a plus tell of you guy, nat One.
Yeah you see you know, yeah, you notice that there's
like the people walking around shitting nothing in particular. Uh,
Tiff Free, you don't see anything either. You're too distracted
by the noises and smells of the crowd and the
food vendors around. So, Tiff, Juliette, and Meth you are
all looking in the sky for different reasons to try
to gauge. Some of you are gauging like where the
castle's at location of it? You notice a rave in
the flies of a crow that flies overhead, that goes
back to it goes to the gate, heading towards the gate,
And who has the highest number?
Speaker 2: Can I check at it?
Speaker 1: You want to check a javelin at it?
Speaker 2: Ye?
Speaker 1: Be my guess, be my guy's role for it.
Speaker 2: And I'm going to do this, do that recklessly?
Speaker 1: Okay? Oh oh ship? Do you chuck a javelin in
the air and you pierced the crow crow's wing as
it falls to the ground. Now, granted you did this
in a middle of a crowd full of people and
it's letting out oh God, so that would be you
killed the crow. Crow's dead. So you just killed it
right on site. So you threw a javelin in the air,
It hit a point blank and fell to the ground dead.
And everyone kind of stops and looks at you, turns
around and looks at you as you're as they see
a dead crow on the floor. How are you gonna
play it off? See everyone's eyes are on you.
Speaker 2: Now I'm just gonna walk up to it, and I
want to look at everybody and I'm just gonna do
one of those like uh like chest shoves with the
shoulders back like, what, just very menacingly at everyone else,
or at least everyone who who's paying attention to me,
killing this crow.
Speaker 1: Okay, roll me intimidation, check with your strength, I mean
basically an athletics track. Okay, yeah, twenty twenty six. You
do that, and everyone kind of just stops and then
goes back to whatever they were doing before, like nothing
ever happened, because everyone's like, I'm not gonna mess with them,
mess with her. You go back to their business.
Speaker 2: I'm going to pick up the crow. I'm gonna go
back to the party and be like, hey, is this
the crow that was spying on us? Uh?
Speaker 1: Davy, you look at the crow. It is exactly the
crow that was the exact curw that was spying on you,
right down to the shiny eye, shiny bright red eyes
has as it kind of just eyes are wide open
with death.
Speaker 13: All right.
Speaker 1: Now you guys have a dead crow on hand.
Speaker 4: Now is it magical?
Speaker 2: I mean I just give it to day.
Speaker 4: Is it magical or is it just a crow?
Speaker 1: Oh? No, it's magical. He sends the magic. If you
want to see, like what type of magic you can cat,
I would say you wouldapt to.
Speaker 4: Cast lingering magic.
Speaker 1: Or ooh, lingering. Okay, so between lingering magic and Davies
or can I check for twenty two? Damn Davy. You
both are looking at this crow and you realize that
this is a familiar and whoever's familiar this is could
be watching you through the eye of the crow. Right now,
see through the eyes of the crow.
Speaker 2: Do y'all tell Bubbles that.
Speaker 1: David, you are muted by the way.
Speaker 6: My bad, my bad, my bad.
Speaker 7: I had a child bursting into my room every five minutes.
Speaker 11: Yeah, so I put the I put the the crow down,
and I pulled Bubbles through the side and uh like
away from where the crow is and I and I
let her know.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you let her know that the crow is familiar,
and whoever familiar that is probably is what was watching
through the eyes that they're familiar. M And as you're
explaining that, you hear the rustling and bustling of guards
in the distance.
Speaker 6: Oh great, Uh.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna just step on the crow's head.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have your roll for that. You just crush
the crow's head underneath your feet, and again you hear
the car. You hear guards in the distance coming from
the path in front of you coming from this central city.
Speaker 2: I think we should probably scatter.
Speaker 1: Scatter, So what are you all gonna do? You all can?
You can either you can say in fight them. You
could try to stell through the crowd through the alleyways
to try to evade them, because there's nothing on there.
There's no eyes on you currently because you guys killed
the crow, so you So there's a couple of different
things you could do. You can say and fight the guard,
fight the knights wherever how many knights are coming your way,
or you could try to run and hide and try
stell through the city without getting caughtlit, which that would
be a gruth stealth check.
Speaker 6: I would like to hooid.
Speaker 4: Was the eyes seen in the eyes of the crow
like with the group I have.
Speaker 1: Well, everyone was seen this time when y'all killed the crow,
A got good look at everybody. So the guards know,
for whatever reason, the guards are coming your direction. So
it's safe to assume that possibly the guards are coming
for y'all. Awesome, even though you're not under sure you
see you see a bunch of guards coming down the pathway,
but you do know that the familiar is linked to somebody.
Speaker 2: So Bubbles is gonna just tell everyone to scatter really loudly,
and then they're just gonna line back or at the
group of knights coming at them.
Speaker 1: Oh you're gonna line back? Okay any addition.
Speaker 2: To this.
Speaker 4: Four We'll let me handle this. I have military rink,
and I can at least try to throw them off
your guys's tail. All else fails, I can bounce if
shit starts getting wild, I can at least do what
I can get you guys out of here.
Speaker 2: I mean, I could also just line back them. Y'all scatter,
I'm gonna break them up.
Speaker 3: Since I'm in my true cat sightseeing form, am I
able to see where the bird who the bird is
looking with.
Speaker 1: So as you look at the bird, well, the squashed
head of it, you do since the magic that it
was that holds, and you're looking leaves like a red
aura kind of a smoke coming from the squashed head,
and you're kind of looking around the city as you
jump on bubbles is bubbles the shoulders. As you kind
of get a higher view, you look in the direction
of the castle you and you see it and you
see the same red smoke, kind of a smoke stack
coming from the castle, and with that you can that's
whoever is familiar that was is in that castle, same magic,
same magic signature. Interesting. Okay, so why is everyone I'm doing?
Y'all gotten more than enough time to run and hot
to run and hide? Go on or run or stand
and fight or do a mix of the two. What
are you all doing?
Speaker 16: Hi?
Speaker 1: There needs to be everything to decide.
Speaker 4: Well, hiding isn't an option for me. My stealth is trash.
Speaker 1: But also if you do, guys, see the stealthy and
be a group stealth so it would be able. It
would help the ones that have lower stealth. The other
ones are all high, so keep that in mind as well.
Be a group thing, not individual.
Speaker 2: I'm offering to take all the heat and just kind
of get arrested line backing all these guys so that
everyone else can get away.
Speaker 9: Okay, okay, they even realize we're all together.
Speaker 1: Ah well, the crow will would now, Yeah, because the
crow did a good look at everyone. When y'all we're
looking at it, it's dead corpse as well as well
from yesterday they I mean, they reckon as you from
your normal the way y'all normally looked. But with this,
with the now they recognize the disguises, well some of them,
so they would relatively no, relatively know who y'all are,
assuming they're here for you. Yeah, you're not even hunder
percent sure that they're coming towards that they're all coming
down the street for you. You just kind of assume you
kill the crow and then you just hear a bunch
of guards coming down the street.
Speaker 4: So I have a better idea than us fighting. I'm
gonna can uh turn a third level spell slot and
summon and use uh conjure animals and depending on how
I do, what I can do one beast of level
two or challenge to or higher, or beasts of one
fourth or higher. So I'm gonna summon eight Oxen to
run at them, and we could just scatter.
Speaker 1: Eight oxen.
Speaker 4: Yes, I can summon eight ox all at once in
the middle of this fucking place.
Speaker 1: Ox as in the ball. Yes, we're gonna have run
with the bulls exactly. Yes, you know what. I love that.
I love that. So you gots that spell, you summon
eight huge beefy ox and you as you do that,
you see that you see a bunch of knights, about
five of them running up the path in your direction,
and you very summons your eight ox you see.
Speaker 4: Just to create pandemodium. That's not just heading towards the Knights.
It's bursting through stalls there, trampling people. They are doing
whatever they can to create sheer pandemonium just so we can.
Speaker 2: And you.
Speaker 1: And you do. The sheer ox are flying through stalls,
through stalls and food stands. People are running for their
goddamn lives. And the guards kind of run out like
there are and they stop and see the ox as
one of the Oxen like hit one of the Knights
that they fly in there and the others go and
try to basically stop the oxes from the Oxen from
destroying everything. So they are all distracted. So you all,
if you were to run, you would get advantage on
your stuff, on your group stealth, which means everyone be
able to roll advantage on their stealth and then be
able to add together to get the higher score whatever
that may be, if y'all choose to do that, because they.
Speaker 9: We had a better chance of like stealthing out of here.
Speaker 4: We do agree on. It's just I'll bounce and let
the ox deal with whatever the Oxen need to deal with.
Speaker 1: Kay, if everyone's in agreement, roll me a stealth check
with advantage or if you're raging, athletics or your strength
if you're raging. Oh oh, and the stealth is a
seventy My.
Speaker 7: God, hold on, everything just got fucking closed out?
Speaker 6: Are you kidding me? Did you get the last role though?
Speaker 2: It was a nineteen? Okay, okay, I'll be it. Not
at advantage, okay.
Speaker 6: Okay, just give me a minute, give me a minute,
I'll jump back in.
Speaker 1: I think y'all are trying to make it though. Oh yeah, I.
Speaker 4: Think so twenty.
Speaker 6: Make sure one more time, so yep, oh yeah, the
first one's better nineteen.
Speaker 1: So it'll be a twenty six, a twenty nineteen, a
fourteen no sorry, fifteen and twenty and another twenty, so
that in total would be.
Speaker 2: I think that makes the gaverage around twenty two.
Speaker 1: Let's see that. Will that be double twenty six plus
twenty plus nineteen plus fifteen plus twenty and plus uh
oh it's thirty three.
Speaker 4: No, it's it's no. Yeah, I just two d twenty
and then added one.
Speaker 1: God god, so it's so all together it will be
at one twenty total. You do get there, You do
obviously get past the path. You get through the chaos
rather rather quickly and efficiently, and you start heading towards
the castle. With that one twenty. Since you guys rolled
pret damn high, almost doubled it, I will you guys
get to the castle. You guys see the castle right
down the pathway. You see the front entrance of it,
and there are no guards in sight because you as
you were running through the city you heard other guards
coming down to help with the situation with the Oxes
through the oxen as they're wreaking havoc. And as you
keep running through the city and get to the castle
castle's entrance in view, you'll still you still hear the
chaos of everything going on. There's no one guarding the
as you from what you can see, you can roll
perception check if you want to, the double check. Just
make sure there's no one around, no guards or anything
on hidden or anything. But right now from the plane
view you can see there's nobody watching the front doors
of the castle.
Speaker 2: I'll do perception check.
Speaker 1: All right, roll me perception twenty one. With that twenty one,
you don't notice anybody. It is quiet. Everyone is off
handling the pandemonium and chaos that doesn't vote throughout the
city as the Oxen are traveling through the rampages through
other parts of the city and dragging the guard. Obviously
the guards are following, so there's actually nobody.
Speaker 2: Twenty three twenty three, Yeah, work, I have advantage on
all strength based checks.
Speaker 1: Work even better. So, yeah, there's nobody around darting the
front door. Currently, what do y'all do?
Speaker 2: Bubbles is going to go straight in?
Speaker 1: Earned this straight in?
Speaker 4: I'll fall.
Speaker 2: I don't like the stealth approach.
Speaker 9: Mh yeah, you know. Surprisingly uh Freda has been rolling
really well on stealth checks. But he's not a stealthy guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah he is today though, So does everyone follow? Oh no, Tyler?
I guess we'll wait for Tyler to get back. But yeah,
the castle's wide open for all of the inside all
going at once.
Speaker 2: Oh cool? Why we wait on Tyler? Do you want
to watch that TikTok I've shared?
Speaker 9: Oh, I watched it.
Speaker 1: I'm afraid. I'm afraid to.
Speaker 2: It's on TikTok. It's not that bad.
Speaker 4: I watch them XR. I know some ship that goes
down on.
Speaker 1: There, okay, and that's what I expected. That's what I expected.
Speaker 2: By the way, that artist has some really great nfs
W work.
Speaker 1: I've seen it. Don't ask me how I've seen it.
Speaker 4: Your eyes obviously, I.
Speaker 1: Have a cross I have come across that artist.
Speaker 4: Come across ventures, good choice of words.
Speaker 1: Across on my adventures through Twitter.
Speaker 2: Interest me. You can see that artist with more than
just your eyes, because her work is really seen in
the loins.
Speaker 13: Okay, Oh, tell you're back.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I just had the ustress real quick.
Speaker 1: I know you're fine, okay, because I didn't want to
continue with without yea. So back to the game. The
front door is wide open, there's no one around to
see you go in if you choose to go in.
What do y'all do?
Speaker 2: I'm going to go in, all.
Speaker 8: Right, all right, we're all going in single file.
Speaker 1: Everyone going in.
Speaker 8: Yep.
Speaker 2: I'm also gonna pull out my axe and just have
it ready.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, Davy, can you hear me?
Speaker 15: Am? I muted.
Speaker 1: Any objections?
Speaker 7: No, But I'm going to like try and I'm not
going to be on the shoulders of Freed, but I'm
going to see if I can maybe like hang on
his back okay, like yeah, like a backpack like Miles did.
Speaker 1: Love that cool. So you all walk into the castle.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: Now, you guys are in the castle. You guys are
in the great in the first in freeway, and you
see stairs that go upstairs, and you see a bunch
of doors on the main floor as well as a
big door right up the main stairwell. You have no
idea where the prince is in this castle. He is
somewhere in here.
Speaker 2: Can I kick open the big doors in the center
of the room like you said they were?
Speaker 1: Oh, you want to get opened the big door?
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, I want to do it like a cousco
cell like the baboo.
Speaker 1: All right, roll me a athletics check or a attack roll,
roll me on tackroll. It's gonna hat. But like, let's
see if you prep wow, okay, see you put your
foot out and you just kick open the big old
door in the center of the room on top of
the main stairwell and you do the whole boom baby,
and you see the throne room. Let me go ahead
and okay, let me and you get everyone's characters together.
So we're going to do this. But we're going to
do this the bubbles of beef. Do do do do
do okay, h so you kick open the door and
you were introduced into the Big Old Actually yeah, the
Big Old Throne Room. Thrown room is decked out in
a covered in marble. It's looks it looks gorgeous, big
old statues of knights on horses in the center, as
well as the big Old throne in the back Boom
Babe in the background with a human woman sitting in
the chair on the throne wearing a very long, dark
blood red dress. Get up as she's sitting there drinking
wine from a glass. As you see in the center
of the throne room, you see two nights and what
looks to be potentially a captain, the captain of the Knights.
It's a female what looks to be a female night
and figure with long platinum blonde hair that has a
big iron ore attached to the end of it and
she swinging swinging it around like a Okay, what was
that weapon called morning star?
Speaker 6: Weal?
Speaker 4: Is it attached to it at or is it stuck
on a stick?
Speaker 17: Oh?
Speaker 1: No, it's attached to her.
Speaker 4: Hell probably.
Speaker 1: Then she's swinging it around like a morning star, but
it's but her hair is a long point tail coming
from the top of the helmet and it reached. It
all goes along the floor with this big old iron
ore thing that attached at the end of that. She's
swinging it around.
Speaker 2: Which one is she left or right?
Speaker 1: She sent her? Oh?
Speaker 2: She sent her? Uh? Can I just throw try it
at her? You're just gonna just start join.
Speaker 4: I'll toss uh, I'll toss the toss the hammer as
well of a joint attack.
Speaker 1: I love.
Speaker 4: I'm not just gonna do that. I'm actually going to
uh is its ability as well rage before I do it,
to kind of get the proficiency or the extra stuff.
Do zephyrn rage?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 4: Okay, and make it a reckless attack.
Speaker 2: Okay, and I will make it a reckless attack.
Speaker 4: But since I'm raging, I'm sorry, guys, where's my rage age?
Speaker 1: If go ahead?
Speaker 4: Do you want to roll a D eight?
Speaker 1: Ye?
Speaker 4: I have?
Speaker 1: Oh me fine?
Speaker 4: Nice plant life temporarily grows around me until your rage ends.
The ground around within ten feet of me is difficult
to rain.
Speaker 1: Oh it was so lovely cool. Okay, So your reckless
attack or bubbles it's what the twenty four or the
twelve or the.
Speaker 2: Twenty three, the twenty three that was just because I
wanted to see what the weapon property was on this.
So if I hit, they'll have to do a strengths
con save or be knocked.
Speaker 1: Fron So what's the role of twenty three?
Speaker 2: Yeah, the twenty three twenty three.
Speaker 1: So she as you throw the triton because you're throwing
it at her, right, yep, yeah, you're throwing it at her.
She kind of she does this weird almost like a float.
She glides like a majestic majestically as she kind of
parries around, and she uses her hair to kind of
redirect the tritent as it flies off to more to
the right, and it misses her parrying using her hair.
Speaker 4: Misses seven.
Speaker 1: Oh that misses as well. So you try to hit
her and again it doesn't and it goes off killed
it doesn't and and that messes her. That messtery, I
say completely. But the but bubbles. Yeah, she had to
redirect it for her. And the queen stands up as
she raises up her wine and she addresses you all,
this is Queen Rivera Rivera. It's like, so you are
the ones those wares?
Speaker 2: Are you? The lady with the crow?
Speaker 1: She's like, she's like in melvert. Yes, that crow was mine.
Thank you you killed it.
Speaker 2: So you're the one we need to take down.
Speaker 1: I'm she's just like, you're here for the you're here
for the prince, right, I'm assuming the dwarves pulled the
sob story to get you to help them.
Speaker 4: I call my hammer back and throw it again.
Speaker 2: All I heard from the dwarves is we we can fight.
Speaker 9: Well, yeah, pretty much we Uh yeah, that's what.
Speaker 1: They did, and she smiles. This kingdom is mine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't care about the kingdom. I care about
a fight.
Speaker 1: Well, then let me get you one captain. As the
woman in the middle of her two nights spends her
morning star and slams into the ground. Yes, my queen.
Roll initiative everyone. Remember to click your character click your
character icon before you roll initiative so you can be
counted because it won't add you in automatically.
Speaker 2: Wait say that again.
Speaker 1: When you roll for initiative, make sure you click on
your character token. What oh wait, sorry, hold up, let
me clear remove all turns. It's I'll have the last ones,
all right, someone gets a free reroll. Remember to click
on your character.
Speaker 2: Icon, all right, Click on the character icon and then.
Speaker 6: Yes, oh god, hold on again.
Speaker 1: Yes, everyone gets a free reroll.
Speaker 4: It won't add me because I don't have the initiative thing. Sorry.
Speaker 1: Okay, see all right for you see you say eleven.
Speaker 2: Hey, Davie, me and you've both got at twenties.
Speaker 6: All right, My decks is at a plus six.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, I mean you have a twenty four and
I have a twenty three, so mm hmm sure.
Speaker 1: Also gay for the nights.
Speaker 13: Neighbor.
Speaker 1: Sorry there, I think that's everybody yet, So to go descending,
all right, So first up on the chop block is
going to be Captain. The captain as she kind of
as she stands up. As she starts, she stands up
and starts walking, not walking, she starts charging, charging out
to the stop of the top of the stairwell. As
she swings her weapon. She is going to do. She's
going to swing her morning Star at bubbles. She's swinging
with her hair, she's grabbing all and she is going
to fly it at you. And she says you will
fall to Captain Rapunzel. So seventeen plus the twenty five
hit yess all right, so she is going to hit
you head on with her weapon as she calls mother Gothel. Yeah,
she named her morning Star Mother Gothel. As it glows
is purple energy when it hits you, so you take
the damage the initial damage.
Speaker 2: Can I activate my cloud ron.
Speaker 1: Cloud room and that does what.
Speaker 2: When you are a creature you can see within thirty
feet if you hit is hit by an attack roll
you can use your reaction. Don't vote the room, choose
a different Oh actually, never mind, because my only choices
would be Mike Party members. So I'll take the hit.
Speaker 1: Okay, so it'll be a five to eight plus five
initial hits, so it'll be thirty one points of ludgeoning damage,
no piercing damage or piercing damage in spite, and you
take another additional with the purple energy that glows at
burst when it hits you, you take an additional two
D ten nekrotic damage from it as well, and you
take eight points in na crowd damage. So in totally
you take thirty seven points three one points a piercing
and eight points of Okay, that is her first attack.
Also roll me a deckstery saving throw bubbles nineteen. You
do not get grappled from with their You need not
get grappled with her hair she pulls back Mother Gothle
and she starts spinning in it again, and she's going
to go in for another attack because she has multi attack. Indeed,
it is an eighteen hit. Yep, cool, She's gonna hit
you again for another.
Speaker 2: What kind of damage is by the way.
Speaker 1: Piercing piercing and then necrotic for the secondary damage be
twenty five points of piercing damage. And then when it
hits you, it bursts from necrotic energy for an extra
eight points from the crowd damage. And roll me a
deck sterry, save me throw one more time. You do
not get grappled by your hair. That will end Rapunzel's turn.
Except Davy, you just saw this woman this night woman
night with long ass hair comment and just hit bubble
square in the face twice with this large morning star
attached to her long hair that burst the crowdic energy
from as well. Okay, while all this is happening, the
Queen sits back down on her chair and she just
slip in her wine and join the show.
Speaker 16: Oh okay, okay, I could always see.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, she's too far awing. Oh I'm going to
take a shot.
Speaker 1: Who You're gonna pull out your gun.
Speaker 5: Okay, are we.
Speaker 6: Ah, that's probably a mess.
Speaker 1: That is a mess.
Speaker 18: Yes, cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool.
Speaker 1: Then you're gonna fire again.
Speaker 10: Oh yes, I am mm hmm.
Speaker 6: That's gonna miss.
Speaker 1: That is also a messy.
Speaker 6: That's a miss Jesus like it just hits the fucking armor.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they both pew pew fly off the silver armor. Cool.
Speaker 6: I am going to do my animated weapon.
Speaker 7: Okay, I'm going to use my my dagger.
Speaker 6: Is my animated weapon because I could do that.
Speaker 1: Okay, So what does that do?
Speaker 6: Okay?
Speaker 7: So I did not mean to roll for that. I
was just showing you what it was. I don't know
if it shared it or not.
Speaker 6: I did not.
Speaker 15: See you.
Speaker 1: In two you can create a what so you can
make a weapon animated and basically you kind of just
you can float off somewhere and have it attack somebody.
Speaker 6: M hm.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you're gonna have your dagger float up to
a pun.
Speaker 2: Mm hm m all right, give.
Speaker 1: Me an a tackle.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: Okay, motherfucker, A dirty twenty is.
Speaker 6: Not hit God damn it. M okay.
Speaker 1: Plus six you got the right energy though, I know
she you fling the knife aighter and it magically flies
right at her and then she hits it with the
morning startups hits it and then put bounces off your
guy a little close though. Is that gonna be your turn?
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's gonna be my turn.
Speaker 1: Ah right next up bubbles. Uh oh, the bubbles is
gonna suck her out. I can already feel it.
Speaker 2: I want to move twenty five feet right there.
Speaker 1: He just crusted you right right up at her face.
Speaker 2: For my first attack, I'm just going to grapple her.
Speaker 1: You're going to grapple her, Okay, so you gotta make
a dex are you saving throw.
Speaker 2: Right against my athletics that advantage which is twenty eight
Jesus Christ?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean yeah, she's he grappled her.
Speaker 2: Okay. So because I only use twenty five feet of
my forty foot movement, I want to use a bonus
action to adrenaline rush, which lets me dash.
Speaker 12: Huh.
Speaker 2: So we are both going to move here.
Speaker 1: Where's the other night?
Speaker 2: Yep?
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, so let me go.
Speaker 2: So I get temporary hit points because they did that.
So for my second attack, I am going to uh
attack this guy attack.
Speaker 1: The night the normal night.
Speaker 2: Okay, yep, go for it.
Speaker 1: Thirteen messes or sixteen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so that's gonna be reckless. So that'll be a sixteen.
Speaker 1: Let me double check to make sure that messes. Yes,
that misses.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, because I missed, I can't do my leave.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, but you have a punzel grapple now.
Speaker 2: Fun And that was my action, my movement, and my
bonus section, all right.
Speaker 1: Is that injured turn yep?
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 1: Next up will be the nights. So one of the nights,
the one to your right, bubbles is going to travel
towards the party. That's gonna go I'm gonna move thirty feet.
I'm gonna move the direction of the party to the
top of the stairs, towering over the rest of the party.
And then the night that's in front of your bubbles
is going to give an attack at you. It's okay,
so you're gonna use his great sword and he's going
to go in for an attack. Twelve misses.
Speaker 2: I'm sing, oh, yes, it does one second time? Oop.
Speaker 1: Okay, I don't like that.
Speaker 2: Oh nope, no mind.
Speaker 1: Okay, and the night will go has multi attacks. We'll
go for attack again, and that's seven misses as well,
of course, and that will be the night's turn. Tama,
you were up. Do you have a night in front
of you and the other night is up with Bubbles
as Bubbles has restrained. Also the Captain of the Guard,
Captain Rapunzel.
Speaker 8: I'm probably just gonna run up to this night that's
the closest.
Speaker 1: The night, that's closest to you all on the top
of the stairwell, so you run up the stairs as
you approached the night? What are you gonna do?
Speaker 13: Mm hmmm.
Speaker 8: I'll try like a regular short sort attack okay, miss Okay,
maybe an extra attack Okay, yeah.
Speaker 1: Uh that's the eleven right, yes, miss, chains off the
armor pin King.
Speaker 8: I don't really have anything else I can do, and
I think if I use Misty Stepp he uses up
a spell slot.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
Speaker 8: I'm not ready to do this, so I'm just sit
here and wait.
Speaker 1: Okay, next up, Neth, what's doing?
Speaker 4: I want to save my next melee for something very important,
so I'm not gonna be punching things for now. I'm
gonna throw my hammer at the the night by uh, Tama, Okay, okay,
I think I just have regular Can I give you this?
It's gonna get a plus nine to attack with it,
all right, Okay, I just want to make sure I
gave you.
Speaker 1: I gave you the gave you the stats. Go ahead
and roll twenty three twenty redes hit the night.
Speaker 4: Pace first, right, damage is going to be one D
eight plus two D four. It's going to be uh
twelve for the one D eight and then two D
four is five.
Speaker 1: Uh what's what kind of damage? Lightning? Okay? So as
you fling your hammer out at the night it hits
and straight on, as as the kind of like shocks
and as a pretty good amount of damage to me.
Speaker 4: If I called it back, would I be able to
throw it again as part of my second attack or
if I okay, then I'll do Yes, you'll do that.
I'll call it back and then throw it again.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 4: Eleven okay?
Speaker 1: Eleven mess is yeah? But yeah, all right?
Speaker 2: Is that?
Speaker 4: And yes, as far as I know, all right, Cooby.
Speaker 19: Okay, I am still in my kiddie form, So I'm
going to take the opportunity and oh my gosh, why.
Speaker 20: Is this not?
Speaker 13: Hey?
Speaker 3: There go, I'm gonna move up and take a look
at the battlefield and see if there's anything funny going
on anywhere.
Speaker 1: Going on with the arena or the or the the platform. Yeah,
there is nothing funky about the platform. This is a
normal little platform and a normal little thrown room. But
the Queen is uh, the morning Star is oozing of
the crowd magic and the Queen is radiating in magic
strong magic.
Speaker 15: Oh okay, fun ah hm hmm.
Speaker 1: And you have a night deal with Tama that Meth
has been smacking at. And of course Bubbles has the
captain a punzel and a grapple, and the night and
the other night is in front of Bubbles. That is
the size of the playing field.
Speaker 15: Okay, I'm going to switch back into my normal Tobaccy form.
Speaker 1: Okay, And yeah, I'm.
Speaker 3: Gonna warn everyone to not get hit by the hair
weapon thing because of and that the Queen Lady is
very powerful.
Speaker 2: Be very careful as you say.
Speaker 1: You say that out loud. Yeah, you just hear her
chuckle from her throne, smart cat, and I think that's
your late puts your leg over the other leg and
just relaxes that she's watching everything go down. Now, you
in your turn, Okay for Reid, you were.
Speaker 9: Up already then, so I'm gonna go ahead and summon
Caspian and I am going.
Speaker 5: To m hm.
Speaker 1: You something cast me from.
Speaker 20: Yep, all right, trying, I'm trying to move, and I'm
gonna move freed up to this first night here.
Speaker 1: Up to the night that Tama and that's by Tama.
Speaker 20: Yep and the the of course, can't be a barbarian
without some rage.
Speaker 9: So I'm gonna go ahead and rage er, arg er,
where's my rage ability?
Speaker 1: Whereas rage?
Speaker 8: Where's my rage?
Speaker 5: There is?
Speaker 1: So you take your triton that's born from your tattoo.
Speaker 5: I don't have to attack.
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, yeah, So I'm gonna go ahead and I'm
just gonna attack with Caspian on that night.
Speaker 1: Kay, go ahead and roll for it first one nineteen missus?
Speaker 9: All right, well I got uh.
Speaker 1: Oh rage, you gets the advantage, right, yes, yes, tween twenty
does it cool?
Speaker 9: And roll for damage?
Speaker 1: Oh shit, okay, thirteen piercing and thirteen cold.
Speaker 9: Twenty six damage total and a little I got an
extra attack, don't I definitely?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah I do.
Speaker 9: So I gonna do it again. Guess what I'm gonna
do it again?
Speaker 1: Do it again?
Speaker 2: And twenty nine.
Speaker 9: And sixteen piercing, ten cold work.
Speaker 1: Oh this guard this night's looking a little worse for
wear y'all just been beating up this poor night.
Speaker 9: And since I've already used all my actions, I'm gonna
go ahead and pass.
Speaker 1: Her all right. Next up isra Punzel Rapunzel still grapple
by Bubbles. Correct, Yes, And the rules of grappling is
that I could try to dex aias saving her to
get out of.
Speaker 5: It, right.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, So as an action you can do an
acrobatics or athletics, which everyone's a greater to break free.
That being said, the only thing grapple does is movement
is zero.
Speaker 1: That is true. Okay, Okay, I'm wanting to do my dexterio.
The end of the she is going to go in
for an attack on you, Bubbles. Okay, as she pulls out,
she uses her hair again, and she's gonna go in
for a attack with the mother goffle. That will be a.
Speaker 2: And I forgot to tell this about the guard, but
she has a vantage on the attack because I reckless.
Speaker 1: Oh twenty four.
Speaker 2: Twenty four does hit. However, I'm gonna invoke cloud room
and instead of hitting me, it's gonna hit the guard
next to me.
Speaker 1: It's gonna hit the guard next to you. Oh she's
a funk that guard up, got it? Sylvia?
Speaker 2: Five the.
Speaker 1: Eight plus five some mean twenty five points a piercing
damage and two D ten necrotic damage nine points in
the crowd damage. Okay, and she's gonna be like what
she's uh does the cloud room last for the turn
or just for the RecA reaction?
Speaker 2: Just hop one reaction?
Speaker 1: Okay, She's like what and she's on going and she's
on to attack you again with with the morning start.
Speaker 2: Damn neither one hits.
Speaker 1: She misses both times for the fifteen and sixteen. That
does not hit you that she is gonna go for
a We're gonna do a saving throw, see for a
dexttery you see if I can get so, she can get.
Speaker 4: Out of it.
Speaker 1: And she does not with that seven lovely. We love
that for her. We love that for a punzel and
that will be the end of her punzels. Turn Davy Europe.
Speaker 6: Okay, shit, hold on, I'm dying over here.
Speaker 2: We'll stop dying.
Speaker 7: I apologize, I apologize. Hey, I'm still on free So oh,
I'm gonna puck my little head out and since we're
right there on this guy, I'm gonna try and hit him.
Speaker 1: All right, you're gonna trash fire, fire the bullets fire.
Seventeen misses.
Speaker 6: God damn it.
Speaker 10: That fucking seventeen again.
Speaker 1: Seventeen misses.
Speaker 10: God damn it.
Speaker 21: I fucking hate tea ting peeping. I'm like, I'm gonna
fucking use my dagger, god dag all.
Speaker 1: Right, seven misses as well.
Speaker 10: It's like, you know what, screw this. I'm just gonna
jump off of him. I'm gonna run over here, all right.
Speaker 1: Coo, see you're running. You're running being away from Tama. Yeah,
they'll be injured. Turned all right, bubbles, you're up.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, while I still have this chick by her hair,
I'm going to back up ten feet so this person
gets a knop attack.
Speaker 1: Oh the night, Yes, Ypo, I swear to God, don't
do this to my punzel. Actually do it please? I
love I love that where this is going.
Speaker 2: And you will no longer have advantage currently, so it'll
be a straight roll.
Speaker 1: Loven, this is all right.
Speaker 2: I'm going to charge him. Oh shit, Okay, I'm going
to take out my axe and I'm going to swing. Okay, work,
and I'm going to do this recklessly. Okay, So that's
going to be a twenty.
Speaker 1: Six twenty six does hit this poor night.
Speaker 2: So I am going to do fifteen points of damage
points of slashing damage all right, because I did clean hit,
I can then do it as a free action attack
miss Rapunzel thing here. But before I do that, I
am going to activate giants Might and grow big. Oh
real quick, I do get the charger damage, so that's
fifteen plus eight damage you can sim Okay, So I'm
going to grow big and my cleve attack YEP is
going to be a twenty seven to hit her.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be hit Rapunzel, all right, get.
Speaker 2: And because I'm reckless sing, I'm going to frenzy and
because I have giants Might up. Oh, I guess I
should do the actual weapon damage to all right, god,
So twenty nine points a day image lovely, and then
I'm gonna attack her again, okay for another twenty nine
for another twelve points of damage, and then I'm going
to activate my fire room, which does two twelve two
D six damage, and then she needs to make a
well restrained by the shackles. The target takes two D
six fire damage at the start of each of its turn.
The target can repeat the saving. Oh, hold on, can
I just send this in a chat? I can. In addition,
when you hit a creature with an attack using a weapon,
you can invoke the room to summon firing shackles. The
target takes an extra two D six damage. It must
succeed on a strength save or be restrained for one minute. Okay,
so it needs a strength save against save us sixteen.
Speaker 1: For the for a punzel.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and that's because I'm gonna shackle her in fiery chains.
Not okay, So she's not restrained, okay, but she still
takes fight five points of fire damage. Okay, bad, All right.
Speaker 1: She's she's not looking happy. She's looking mad. Y'all made
a mad girl?
Speaker 13: All right.
Speaker 2: That is my full movement. That is my bonus action.
That's my action.
Speaker 1: Right. Next up is the guard. Uh so, the guard
that's in the front of Freed and the others. He
is going to go in for an attack on Freed
with his giant sword, with his great sword.
Speaker 6: Oh, do I have that? Feat?
Speaker 1: Is an eighteen hit? Do I have the feet?
Speaker 21: Uh?
Speaker 1: It's it's.
Speaker 9: Sorry, I was looking at the wrong character sheet. It does.
Speaker 1: Okay, So you get hit with the great sword, so
you take from this custom great sword forty six plus three.
Actually no, it's not forty three D six plus three,
fifteen points of slashing damage.
Speaker 9: From this great sord.
Speaker 1: And then it's gonna go in for another attack, and
this time it's going to attack Tauma. Tama does a
twenty four hit.
Speaker 8: Yes, all right, you'll be taking.
Speaker 1: Three D six plus three of damage. That'll be taking
sixteen points of slash damage. And then over by the
other night where Bubbles and Rapunzel, the night by Bubbles
is going to attack.
Speaker 14: Bubbles and he has advantage and he has advantage scene.
Speaker 1: Yep, they both miss and he's on attack again.
Speaker 2: If you hit.
Speaker 1: With advantages are twenty four, it would be a three
D six plus three for damage. It will be sixteen
slashing damage and that will be the end of the
nights Turn Tama, you were up.
Speaker 18: I'm gonna try divine smite. Mm hmmm mm hmmmm, I'm
about to click it again. Divines might sixteen misses poke
with the sword twenty two does hit.
Speaker 8: A piercing God, and then I'm gonna run somewhere away.
Speaker 2: Sorry to interject, but I thought divine smite was just
an add on to an attack, not an attack. Oh
it is to attack, yeah, and you can declare it
after you hit.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you would be able to use the Vine's
Might on it.
Speaker 16: Well.
Speaker 8: The way it's set up like Enroll twenty is like
I clicked the damage for the Vine's Mind, it does
the weapon and a spell.
Speaker 1: Okay, so I guess from now one.
Speaker 2: We'll do Yeah. It's two D eight for a first
level spell slot, and then one D eight extra for
each additional spell higher than second. So second's going to
be three D eight, a third is going to be
four if it's going to be something.
Speaker 1: So what love are you casting the divine smite at?
Speaker 8: It was the first level?
Speaker 6: All right?
Speaker 1: Go ahad do damage for a divine smite?
Speaker 2: Yeah, so two D eight extra damage?
Speaker 1: Did you they get a hit with the short sword? Oh,
eleven eleven points from the snite. A's not looking so hot.
Speaker 2: And now you sell have a second attack.
Speaker 1: You do?
Speaker 2: Yeah, because his first attack was with the short sword
that he applied divines might too.
Speaker 1: Go for it if you want to, Glenn, take your
second twelve missus.
Speaker 8: Well that's okay. I was thinking of running away.
Speaker 1: All right, you're gonna hide till and run. Oh no
opportunity texts are you say you make a run for it,
you're like fight Because.
Speaker 8: I sacked him around a little bit. I was able
to zip away and he can't do jack shit.
Speaker 1: Ye zip away.
Speaker 2: Sorry to interjecting in, but don't you have sneak attack
damage as well?
Speaker 1: Yeah? You should.
Speaker 8: I think that's only in certain circumstances, like I do
have rakish audacity, but I don't know. I think I
have to be behind him.
Speaker 2: No, as long as you have a friendly person attacking
the same foe as you, or because you're a swashbuckler,
if you're attacking a foe by itself, you get sync
attack damage. As long as you're using a light or
finesse weapon, which is short sword is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you should be able to get it since you're
since you have Davy and freed right there, so you'd
be able to get the sneak attack.
Speaker 2: Yeah, as long as you weren't a disadvantage on your attack.
Speaker 1: Yep, but you weren't, so you can go ahead and
rull me some sneak attack.
Speaker 8: Okay, I think it was three D six at my level.
Speaker 2: It's half your rogue level rounded up.
Speaker 8: Okay, so three D.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So nine points from the sneak damage. Say attack already,
So you do this after all that damage, you piece
the hell out, you zip zap away from the night,
and don't worry about interacting. Interjecting, Juliet, You're fine.
Speaker 10: We're all we're all.
Speaker 1: We're all not perfect on the rules and stuff, so
it's perfectly fine and wanted to do so if any
of the players, or even if I forget something or
mess up. All right, So Tama, thats your turn, correct, Yep,
myth you're up and ready to go. What's happening? You're YouTube,
by the way.
Speaker 4: Okay, thank you. I'm moving there because it has me.
I have forty feet of movement, and it has him
feet away from me, which means he is affected by
my difficult terrain. So any movements he wants to make difficult.
And okay, I'm just gonna chuck my hammer at his
head again.
Speaker 1: Work, go ahead, check the hammer.
Speaker 4: Fifteen doesn't hit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, fifteen fifteen misses, and.
Speaker 4: Then I'll do it again. Okay, twenty one, twenty one.
Damage is going to be twelve us.
Speaker 2: D four.
Speaker 4: Are phones running slow? Seven nineteen in total? How do
you take his head off? Just whip it and underhand
chuck it and head's gone.
Speaker 1: And you do just that and nights he gets knocked
clean off with the hammer. One night is down. Is
that in you turn?
Speaker 4: I'm yes for now, that's an end my turn.
Speaker 1: Colby, you are up. Mm hmm, you're muted by the way.
Speaker 15: I knew that. That's that's fine.
Speaker 1: Okay, h.
Speaker 15: Uh zany who's looking hurt?
Speaker 13: Uh?
Speaker 1: One night is and the other one is it's pretty hurt.
The other one is by Bubbles.
Speaker 15: I'm at our party.
Speaker 1: Uh who Freed got hit and Tama got hit, and
of course Bubble got Bubbles got hit a lot. I
would say the ones that got hit the most were
what Bubbles and Freed.
Speaker 9: Freed is fine. He really only took five, like actually
took five damage because he hit that ten temporary hit points.
Speaker 1: So probably maybe Bubbles that took has taken obviously taken
the most damage out of everybody.
Speaker 2: I've only lost a third of my health.
Speaker 1: It's christ okay.
Speaker 3: Well in that case, ah digital, okay, Yeah, that's what
I'm gonna do.
Speaker 15: I'm going to move up here.
Speaker 1: All right, move up there. That's about perpendicular two. Uh,
Bubbles and Captain Rapunzel, and.
Speaker 15: I'm going to cast guardian of faith.
Speaker 1: Oh, guardian of faith. Okay, see you summon a large.
Speaker 15: You see within range, I'm going to summon it rite
right here, right.
Speaker 5: Where, right here?
Speaker 1: Oh, right in front of the queen. Yay, let me
get a token here for you. What do you want
it to look like?
Speaker 3: A large spectral kind of cat statue, cat statue god
that bears a symbol of.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, I forgot yeah, pepper Jack. Okay, okay, I
got it, I got it. Hold up, let me, Oh
my god, where is the little token for pepper Jack.
I'm not the try, I'm not to go all the
way back. Ah. Here is see a big spectral cat
to Bacsi to Bacsi that resembles pepper Jack before he
became a god mortal pepper Jack right in front of
the queen. All right, So why are you putting in
front of the queen? Are you're gonna try to hit
Oh no, you can try to hit her.
Speaker 15: If she moves, she's gonna get hit.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, bet she's kind of thrown. She's kind of
like she sees that you're casting that and this big
old spectral guardian comes that stands in front of her
and she kind of just looks up at it and
glares down. Lare's daggers at you, Colby. And so this
is the only attacks if the person moves, Yes, got it.
So you're trying to keep her from interfering. Yeah, all right,
all right, okay, all right, you doing anything else?
Speaker 15: Nope?
Speaker 1: Smart, smart freed, you are up?
Speaker 9: Oh okay, So uh, Frede is gonna go ahead, and then.
Speaker 1: Over here you're gonna move over to bubbles and rapunzel.
Speaker 9: Yep, okay, And I'm just gonna go I'm just gonna
hit her with my big.
Speaker 1: Stick, hit a punzel.
Speaker 20: We could train it, okay, yep, all right, really a wig.
I'm just won't worry about ability. I should done it earlier.
Speaker 2: I just had there is.
Speaker 9: Okay, that's part of it. Okay, that's all part of it.
So I'm still raging. So first attack a boom.
Speaker 1: Uh twenty three twenty eight twenty does.
Speaker 9: Hit cool and this is their damage.
Speaker 1: And pure singing in sex Cold Okay, and we do
it again way Sex does hit Puzling in thirteen cold
mm hmm damn.
Speaker 9: And u M that is huh bucket. Why not and
as oh wait, no, no, no, that technically counts as
a bonus action, right what that extra extra attack?
Speaker 2: M no, because you should have extra attack.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I do have extra attack.
Speaker 1: You should be able to do extra attack you already
did though.
Speaker 9: Yeah, so that doesn't count ASO. But this extra attack
is that a bonus action.
Speaker 2: Or like nope, that's just part of your attack action.
Speaker 9: Okay, I'm going to do.
Speaker 1: This rightful? How mm hmm, she's.
Speaker 9: Yeah, every everyone needs to make a wisdom saving throw.
Speaker 1: She makes a wisdom saving throw with advantage because this
could since this steals with being frightened, she has brave?
Speaker 2: Does that like you choose? Who? Uh that's a frightened
or is it literally everyone.
Speaker 4: To opponents and a sixty foot radius?
Speaker 1: Oh the queen. The Queen's not affected.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, you're right, it is just opponents.
Speaker 16: I was.
Speaker 2: I was mainly concerned about me or the other ally
within sixty feet.
Speaker 1: And so uzel uh God twenty on it.
Speaker 9: All right and for the other guy okay, and then that.
Speaker 1: The Night has brave as well. The Knight also rolled
twenty to night and the Rapunzel rolled both twenty and
the Queen is not affected. At all. She is sitting
there unaffected by the by the howl. She's within range,
or she should be within range, but she's not affected
by it. She seems unbothered by the howl.
Speaker 9: Wow, Okay, that's it, that's true.
Speaker 1: Next up is Rapunzel. Rapunzel is going to haul off
and fucking beat a bitch. First. She is going to
do her mother Goffe at freed is a twenty five hit?
Speaker 2: Does?
Speaker 1: Alright?
Speaker 13: So be a.
Speaker 1: Five D eight plus five for piercing. So be twenty
four points of piercing, and then you take a two
D ten of necrotic seven points in the crack damage.
Speaker 2: So because she attacks someone not me, my sentinel triggers.
Speaker 1: Oh was that what sentinel do? Again?
Speaker 2: I get attack someone who doesn't attack me as a reaction.
Speaker 1: All right, Oh twenty five? Are you'm assuming your attacking
a punzel?
Speaker 2: Yep?
Speaker 1: Yep? Twenty five does hit?
Speaker 2: Hold on? I'm just reading Cleave real quick, so I
really hate to say it. Thieve rules are new to me.
The weapon mastery properties. I'm reading that and like, I'll
totally take the d MS rolling on this does Cleave activate?
Speaker 1: Oh, let's save me a little bit. Property if you
hit a creature with a melee attack using this weapon,
you can make an attack roll with the weapon against
a second creature within five feet. Uh yeah, I would
let it because I mean, you did hit somebody with
this weapon. Grant tail is a reaction, but you're still
hitting somebody with it, so to be able to do so,
you'll be able to do another attack to another creature.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, and then I'll hit the guard all.
Speaker 1: Right, the guard twenty seven does it thirteen slashing and
you take out the other night. See you hit Rapunzel
with your axe boom and then with the force of
hitting Rapunzel, you fling it back and boom hit the
other night. How do you kill him?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 2: It's it's more of like an uh in credential kill
uh bubbles just looking at rapuns will be like, no,
you're not hitting him. It smacks her with the blunt
in of the axe and then just kind of bounces
off her head into the other guy with light and
of her uh acts. Can I unconscious him versus kill him?
Speaker 1: You could if you want. Yeah, cool, so I will
undo that. Then the night is would be unconscious then
let me yeah, so the night would be just out
for the count. How do I add the X too?
Oh gosh, there we go. Yeah, he's out.
Speaker 5: He's there.
Speaker 1: He's just on the floor out, but he's he's out.
And then that was the attack to Rapunzel as a reaction.
So Rapunzel then is going to go and attack for
a second attack. The attack bubbles again the first time.
Ooh and a twenty.
Speaker 2: Twenty six that does hit alrighty, so.
Speaker 1: Be a sixty six plus doubling the dammit doubling the dice. No,
that'd be a five. Oh god, a ten the eight? Yeah,
ten D eight that's five thirty six points of piercing damage.
And then I'll be a I'm gonna keep the in
ther crowd damage at two D ten. That's not that's
just an after effect things. I wouldn't take the it'd
be ten points in the crowd damage. And she's currently
not grappled, right.
Speaker 2: Oh, I still have her, still her, She's.
Speaker 1: Gonna make a dexterity saving through the try and get
the help off.
Speaker 2: So technically that should be an action to break free.
Speaker 1: Oh, don't worry about them. Fine, I'll keep her the
way she is and that will end ra Punzels turn davy,
you're up.
Speaker 6: Right there, I could I have a clear shot of.
Speaker 1: Her, So you're gonna get into a clear shot and
hit and try to hit a punzel.
Speaker 6: I fucking hope. So, okay, do I get advantage because
she's surrounded?
Speaker 1: Is that an ability you have?
Speaker 7: I thought because she is surrounded anyway, that she gets
advantage on stuff or I get it like anybody who
attacks her gets advantage?
Speaker 1: Is that an ability?
Speaker 2: Or she is referring to the flanking roles, which.
Speaker 1: Is yes, yes, okay, cool, we'll go ahead and lets
you do that.
Speaker 6: Then cool, So with advantage?
Speaker 1: Oh nine, twenty five does hit?
Speaker 10: Fuck that bitch, finally fucking hitting, even.
Speaker 1: If she paid, even if she paired, but I don't
think she could right now. Oh eleven, point of piercing
with the bullet.
Speaker 6: Cool, I'm gonna shoot again.
Speaker 1: Gotta shoot the bitch kin shooter kid sixteen, missus and well.
Speaker 6: Both miss that.
Speaker 1: That's drag mates, missus okay. Dagger twenty two twenty two
twenty two does not hit.
Speaker 7: Ah, okay, yep, no, okay, cool, Okay, that's just gonna
end my.
Speaker 1: Tournament, all right, you got one good shot in. Fucked
that bitch, I fucked that bitch. Bubbles is your go.
Speaker 2: All right, I'm gonna bonus action adrenaline rush, which makes
my movement eighty. Because i'm dragging her, my movement's half,
so that is forty feet right there.
Speaker 1: You're gonna go right up to the queen.
Speaker 2: While dragging her.
Speaker 1: Oh here, okay, oh god, you're just gonna drag the
You're gonna just gonna drag Rapunzel right out to the queen.
Speaker 2: So, because we moved into the cat's area, she will
need to make a dex say, well, no, grapple makes
a limit zero. Nope, that's restrained.
Speaker 1: Confused, So it's her Punzel or is.
Speaker 2: It the Queen Rapunzel? Because I dragged Rapunzel into this
uh aura.
Speaker 1: Okay A six, so she probably fails.
Speaker 2: So if I remember the spell correctly, or I can
just reference it real quick, it's all the way twenty
points of radiant damage.
Speaker 1: Twenty points of radiant Jesus Christ. Okay, oh god, okay, cool,
she's not dead yet.
Speaker 2: Okay, I am going to attack Rapunzel.
Speaker 1: Let's at your puzzle right in front of the queen.
Got it, got it, got it?
Speaker 2: So it's a twenty three twenty three does hit.
Speaker 15: The power movement.
Speaker 1: That's the power move eighteen piercing and one okay and
thirteen Okay, she's still alive.
Speaker 2: All right, Well I'm gonna clean. I'm gonna use my
cleave attack against the queen.
Speaker 1: Oh you're gonna hit the oh oh shit? Okay, oh god.
Speaker 2: And because I moved ten feet, I charger that. So
let me do my damage real quick Jesus ten plus
two chargers plus another D twelve, So fifteen twenty one
points of damage against the queen.
Speaker 1: Okay, with that, you just hit her right smack in
the face. She is insulted like no one's business, and
she has a reaction. She's gonna cast hellish rebuke and
she's going to do it at level A level six,
So she's going have to make a tack roll. No, yes,
as we needs a tackle.
Speaker 2: Right, I think it's all save uh.
Speaker 1: But no, yeah, make me a dextery saving throw, all right.
Speaker 2: I am an advantage of that. So eighteen.
Speaker 1: Uh, that is a fail. So you'd be taking the
blunt of the hellish rebuke. That would be I said
six would be seventy ten fire damage, thirty one points
of fire damage and she finally stands up.
Speaker 2: And I'm going to mention to my friends that I
am actually kind of hurt.
Speaker 1: Oh you're kind of hurt man.
Speaker 15: That's rough, buddy.
Speaker 2: I have one more attack, okay, so I am going
to attack Rapunzel person here or critical?
Speaker 1: Are you going to kill her? Are you going to fourteen?
That's twenty eight? Okay, oh she's almost dead, and then
the queens.
Speaker 2: Unfortunately, I don't have any more uh, any more dice
to add to that, So yeah, that would be my turn.
I bonus actioned. I moved and I uh did my attack.
Speaker 1: Christ a power move? First off, Bubbles, you're just rocking
the ship right now.
Speaker 3: Yesh, God, Bubble, could you do any less?
Speaker 1: And what a what a fucking power play going straight
up to the queen and beat the ship out of
her guard and then hitting her girl. You better work
that just and your turn. Next up will be the queen.
Speaker 2: Just as an FYI, I am at seventy out of
one hundred and seventy.
Speaker 1: Oh no, oh, so she is going she's standing up now.
It's just like how dad, and she looks right at you,
and she is going to do she could do two actions.
She's gonna look at you and I'm gonna need you
to make a wisdom saving throw.
Speaker 2: Is this against a charm or fear?
Speaker 1: Is this charm?
Speaker 2: I'm immune?
Speaker 1: Damn, damn, God damn. She had known better. You're right, okay.
And then she's like, she tried to charm you, and
she knows that's not gonna work. She's like, and she
is going to raise for a second action or a
second attack action whatever. She's gonna raise up her hand.
She's gonna cast fireball at fifth level at the staircase,
so she's gonna hit Rapunzel, the guard anyone within. Let
me look at the ranger fireball real quick.
Speaker 2: It's a sixty feet If I'm not mistaken.
Speaker 15: Your bird radius.
Speaker 1: It is, it's twenty foot radius.
Speaker 13: So she is.
Speaker 2: That's just.
Speaker 1: She's gonna go right at the middle of the staircase.
So it's gonna hit Rapunzel, Bubbles and Kolby. Okay, roll
me a deckstery saving throw.
Speaker 2: I got an eighteen eighteen.
Speaker 15: Boby's I can of making sure I don't have any other.
Speaker 1: Of course extra things.
Speaker 15: I don't think so actually.
Speaker 17: Uh uh no, no, oh okay, you actually don't wow, Okay,
Oh what is it a dex.
Speaker 1: A dex you both fail and you take nine ten
D six fire damage.
Speaker 2: I forgot I had accent search.
Speaker 1: Oh god, so that'd be thirty one points of fire damage.
And that kills a puzzle. When that fireball hits, it
expands out the fireball and companies all the area and
reaches right in front of the Queen, and she sees
her captain burn as the Asra Punzel pleads for the
Queen's help as she just burns and dies. And actually,
he says, sir Company said, Actually the other night, the
other Knight dies as well. So both Knights get in
the fireball. Both Knights get caught in the fireball, and
they both just burn alive, the one that gets knocked
out and then Rapunzel dead, just dead. Uh, the Spirit Knight,
Spirit Guardian, is it still is still there?
Speaker 15: Yeah, it doesn't, it doesn't go away. It doesn't have
health or anything.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: She causes the fireball and she's like, how D And
that is over ending today's episode catches next summer as
you find out will they survive the Queen No? Until then,
fine
Speaker 9: Because we sunk around and find out