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Speaker 2: So we've been obviously talking a lot about the weather
Speaker 2: to start the week here in Central Florida. You know,
Speaker 2: we had a day loge for parts of Sunday and
Speaker 2: in all day yesterday, and now you know, nicer weather
Speaker 2: starting to set in and then really heating up at
Speaker 2: the end of the week going into the weekend. Right,
Speaker 2: gonna be a cooker. Yeah, let's put things into perspective
Speaker 2: a little bit here. Compare and contrast if you will.
Speaker 2: Is it somewhere that's freezing? No, not exactly. Let's go.
Speaker 2: This is news out of the UK from this past weekend.
Speaker 2: Parts of the UK there was a heat advisory where
Speaker 2: residents were urged to stay indoors for about four hours
Speaker 2: on Sunday as the temperatures soar to the hottest temperatures
Speaker 2: of the year so far felt in the UK. This
Speaker 2: was from Sunday Weather Warning. I'm ready. They were expecting
Speaker 2: a high of twenty six celsius, which is a seventy
Speaker 2: eight point eight degrees fahrenheit launch of.
Speaker 3: I told you I'm not in Europe, dude, That right
Speaker 3: there says it all.
Speaker 2: Look, even if you don't have air conditioning, I don't
Speaker 2: think it's a crisis, an emergency weather crisis at seventy
Speaker 2: eight degrees. No, there's ceiling fans.
Speaker 3: I I know certain places don't have AC, but they
Speaker 3: gotta have ceiling fans, right or portable AC windows.
Speaker 2: Yeah, fling a window or two open your Crossbree's going yeah,
Speaker 2: come on, seventy eight you're talking to two guys right now.
Speaker 3: Well, you're not talking to us, but Listen, two guys
Speaker 3: born and raised in Central Florida or just Florida in general,
Speaker 3: and say, hey, we can handle some hot weather.
Speaker 2: Pat doesn't like it. I'd rather it hot than cold.
Speaker 2: But just because I don't like it, as you point out,
Speaker 2: doesn't mean we can't handle it well. We obviously can
Speaker 2: handle it has for our entire lives. And we're going
Speaker 2: to this upcome a weekend rock filt As will you
Speaker 2: be if you're going to Rockville?
Speaker 3: So your balls are gonna be pasted to the back
Speaker 3: of your thighs?
Speaker 2: No fresh balls, man, you.
Speaker 3: Have fresh balls. I got dude wipes and freshballs going. Now,
Speaker 3: it's gonna be. It's gonna be good time out there.
Speaker 3: I'm looking forward to it and looking forward to seeing
Speaker 3: all you guys.
Speaker 2: Heat advisory for seventy eight degrees.
Speaker 3: You ready speaking of heat and AC? You know, on
Speaker 3: one of the Black Fridays. Uh, several years ago, I
Speaker 3: bought a portable AC.
Speaker 2: One of those ones that you can roll into a room.
Speaker 2: You mean, and uh, I think this is coming up
Speaker 2: on five years ago. I bought it. Have you ever
Speaker 2: used it?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 2: Now you even unboxed it? Yeah? He did unbox it.
Speaker 2: Do you even know if it works.
Speaker 3: They said unboxing within the first week. So it took
Speaker 3: me a year or two to unbox it. Pat, I
Speaker 3: got a great deal in it for like one hundred
Speaker 3: and fifty bucks or something like dirt cheap on a
Speaker 3: Black Friday or a Blue Monday or this is, you know,
Speaker 3: a wicked Wednesday.
Speaker 2: And uh, you know I.
Speaker 3: Haven't used it, Pat, We've had been out of power
Speaker 3: three times four times since I've had it with hurricanes. Uh,
Speaker 3: because I don't really want to hook up the window
Speaker 3: in it and poison my family. You know, like you
Speaker 3: know that they have a piece of plastic that vents
Speaker 3: hold hold on.
Speaker 2: Let's let's be more specific here. You don't want to
Speaker 2: hook it up or you don't know how to do
Speaker 2: it a combo. Okay, the truth comes out in the end,
Speaker 2: because all you do you raise the window the width
Speaker 2: of that piece that inserts there that has the event host.
Speaker 2: I know I own one, I just don't. I just don't.
Speaker 3: And then you just close the window on it. It
Speaker 3: blows right into a hedge and I'm worried about that
Speaker 3: backing up into the house and then then thinking that
Speaker 3: I off my family, you know, from bitching about Teddy
Speaker 3: and the cat all this time.
Speaker 2: I think you might be overthinking this just a little.
Speaker 2: I think it'd be all right. Really, you cut the
Speaker 2: hedge down, if you, I think you and I think
Speaker 2: cut a section of the hedge out. We're gonna cut
Speaker 2: He put on that hedge.
Speaker 3: That's very strange, and I can see in his bathroom
Speaker 3: is that his wife nude? I swear I'm glad that
Speaker 3: I'm glad that I admitted that to you because I've
Speaker 3: been embarrassed about it.
Speaker 2: It doesn't feel good to get it out. Boy it Bob.
Speaker 3: I have her handed man Herbert coming over today. He
Speaker 3: could uh he helped me out out.
Speaker 2: Sure, he can get you some reassurance as well. Hey, Herbie,
Speaker 2: could you cut that hedge right there? Just a circle?
Speaker 2: Miserable what we've got? It calls me miserable. Yeah. We've
Speaker 2: got a twenty five year old Nebraska man named Aiden
Speaker 2: White who is h He's facing two felonies after being
Speaker 2: accused of attacking his neighbor and her seven year old
Speaker 2: daughter with a lightsaber. Oh okay, okay. For for whatever reason,
Speaker 2: I guess these folks live in a common uh rental.
Speaker 2: It sounds like it might be a duplex situation where
Speaker 2: maybe they have the same landlord. And it doesn't explicitly
Speaker 2: say this in the uh in this article, but he
Speaker 2: what enraged Aiden was the mother and daughter were lowering
Speaker 2: the ac in their units, and he was concerned that
Speaker 2: that was going to cause a landlord to raise the rent.
Speaker 2: To express his frustration and anger, he whacked her with
Speaker 2: his lightsaber, which apparently was a pretty uh three and
Speaker 2: a half feet long uh uh metal and just gave
Speaker 2: her a good whack and then gave the kid one
Speaker 2: as well. Not touched the thermostats in the duplexy.
Speaker 3: Dude, I might have to get one of the lightsabers
Speaker 3: for my wife and kids.
Speaker 2: How did I know you're going to say that? What
Speaker 2: are you doing, Bob some hey, you gotta get you
Speaker 2: gotta get one of those plastic lock boxes like they
Speaker 2: used to have on the thermostatue I knocked it off the
Speaker 2: other day. Put one of those on in your house.
Speaker 2: What would your wife and.
Speaker 3: Daughters probably move out or or get a warrant for
Speaker 3: me to move out. People are ripping me because bro
Speaker 3: too funny. The vent is to get rid of hot air.
Speaker 3: It's not It's not like a car exhaust. It's not
Speaker 3: gonna kill anyone somebody else. Really, an air conditioner does
Speaker 3: not make carbon monoxide taco, all right, So I.
Speaker 2: Don't even need to worry. Then, well you do need
Speaker 2: to vent it or the thing's not gonna work. Right.
Speaker 3: It's just I got Mill's air on my side.
Speaker 2: Everything's gonna work.
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 2: Uh. Finally there's this, uh some leftovers literally from a
Speaker 2: mother's day morning in Los Angeles where an Amazon driver,
Speaker 2: female Amazon driver did something gross. You said, what caught
Speaker 2: relieving herself at not one but two different homes on video.
Speaker 2: I am sharing this with you on our Lynching Taco
Speaker 2: blog at WJR dot com and our Facebook page if
Speaker 2: you want the full impact.
Speaker 4: When I woke up, my husband said he was going
Speaker 4: to bring me some coffee in a pastry.
Speaker 2: He went down. No, listen, she's going to sound annoying
Speaker 2: to you, but the end of this audio for what
Speaker 2: her kid contributes is pure gold.
Speaker 4: Stairs and was greeted by a not only one package,
Speaker 4: but a second inappropriate, disgusting package which was essentially like
Speaker 4: human feces and you look to be urination. I kind
Speaker 4: of like clutched my pearls a little bit because I'm like,
Speaker 4: really a second time, it's kind of like, wow, still
Speaker 4: still not done.
Speaker 2: You probably had taco bell before. Oh dude, it was
Speaker 2: six point thirty in the morning on Mother's Day. Kid.
Speaker 3: Hey, if you're out delivering those packs. The thankless job
Speaker 3: for all our Amazon ups fed Ex workers. Thankless job
Speaker 3: when you have to, you know, lug up kitty litter
Speaker 3: or a portable ac to some guy's house.
Speaker 2: It doesn't know how to vent it. Yeah, uh, if
Speaker 2: you gotta go to the bath, if you guys to go.
Speaker 2: I would like to point out that I worked in thought,
Speaker 2: long and hard as I crafted the slugline I put
Speaker 2: on the shared Facebook post. Okay, Amazon has relieved the
Speaker 2: female driver of her duties.
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