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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of Idiotology. Would let your taco one on

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<v Speaker 3>Going to the next one.

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<v Speaker 2>So we've been obviously talking a lot about the weather

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<v Speaker 2>to start the week here in Central Florida. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>we had a day loge for parts of Sunday and

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<v Speaker 2>in all day yesterday, and now you know, nicer weather

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<v Speaker 2>starting to set in and then really heating up at

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<v Speaker 2>the end of the week going into the weekend. Right,

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<v Speaker 2>gonna be a cooker. Yeah, let's put things into perspective

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<v Speaker 2>a little bit here. Compare and contrast if you will.

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<v Speaker 2>Is it somewhere that's freezing? No, not exactly. Let's go.

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<v Speaker 2>This is news out of the UK from this past weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>Parts of the UK there was a heat advisory where

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<v Speaker 2>residents were urged to stay indoors for about four hours

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<v Speaker 2>on Sunday as the temperatures soar to the hottest temperatures

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<v Speaker 2>of the year so far felt in the UK. This

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<v Speaker 2>was from Sunday Weather Warning. I'm ready. They were expecting

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<v Speaker 2>a high of twenty six celsius, which is a seventy

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<v Speaker 2>eight point eight degrees fahrenheit launch of.

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<v Speaker 3>I told you I'm not in Europe, dude, That right

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<v Speaker 3>there says it all.

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<v Speaker 2>Look, even if you don't have air conditioning, I don't

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<v Speaker 2>think it's a crisis, an emergency weather crisis at seventy

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<v Speaker 2>eight degrees. No, there's ceiling fans.

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<v Speaker 3>I I know certain places don't have AC, but they

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<v Speaker 3>gotta have ceiling fans, right or portable AC windows.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, fling a window or two open your Crossbree's going yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>come on, seventy eight you're talking to two guys right now.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, you're not talking to us, but Listen, two guys

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<v Speaker 3>born and raised in Central Florida or just Florida in general,

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<v Speaker 3>and say, hey, we can handle some hot weather.

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<v Speaker 2>Pat doesn't like it. I'd rather it hot than cold.

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<v Speaker 2>But just because I don't like it, as you point out,

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't mean we can't handle it well. We obviously can

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<v Speaker 2>handle it has for our entire lives. And we're going

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<v Speaker 2>to this upcome a weekend rock filt As will you

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<v Speaker 2>be if you're going to Rockville?

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<v Speaker 3>So your balls are gonna be pasted to the back

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<v Speaker 3>of your thighs?

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<v Speaker 2>No fresh balls, man, you.

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<v Speaker 3>Have fresh balls. I got dude wipes and freshballs going. Now,

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<v Speaker 3>it's gonna be. It's gonna be good time out there.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm looking forward to it and looking forward to seeing

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<v Speaker 3>all you guys.

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<v Speaker 2>Heat advisory for seventy eight degrees.

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<v Speaker 3>You ready speaking of heat and AC? You know, on

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<v Speaker 3>one of the Black Fridays. Uh, several years ago, I

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<v Speaker 3>bought a portable AC.

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<v Speaker 2>One of those ones that you can roll into a room.

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<v Speaker 2>You mean, and uh, I think this is coming up

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<v Speaker 2>on five years ago. I bought it. Have you ever

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<v Speaker 2>used it?

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<v Speaker 3>Now?

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<v Speaker 2>Now you even unboxed it? Yeah? He did unbox it.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you even know if it works.

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<v Speaker 3>They said unboxing within the first week. So it took

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<v Speaker 3>me a year or two to unbox it. Pat, I

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<v Speaker 3>got a great deal in it for like one hundred

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<v Speaker 3>and fifty bucks or something like dirt cheap on a

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<v Speaker 3>Black Friday or a Blue Monday or this is, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>a wicked Wednesday.

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<v Speaker 2>And uh, you know I.

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<v Speaker 3>Haven't used it, Pat, We've had been out of power

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<v Speaker 3>three times four times since I've had it with hurricanes. Uh,

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<v Speaker 3>because I don't really want to hook up the window

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<v Speaker 3>in it and poison my family. You know, like you

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<v Speaker 3>know that they have a piece of plastic that vents

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<v Speaker 3>hold hold on.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's let's be more specific here. You don't want to

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<v Speaker 2>hook it up or you don't know how to do

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<v Speaker 2>it a combo. Okay, the truth comes out in the end,

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<v Speaker 2>because all you do you raise the window the width

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<v Speaker 2>of that piece that inserts there that has the event host.

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<v Speaker 2>I know I own one, I just don't. I just don't.

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<v Speaker 3>And then you just close the window on it. It

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<v Speaker 3>blows right into a hedge and I'm worried about that

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<v Speaker 3>backing up into the house and then then thinking that

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<v Speaker 3>I off my family, you know, from bitching about Teddy

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<v Speaker 3>and the cat all this time.

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<v Speaker 2>I think you might be overthinking this just a little.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it'd be all right. Really, you cut the

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<v Speaker 2>hedge down, if you, I think you and I think

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<v Speaker 2>cut a section of the hedge out. We're gonna cut

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<v Speaker 2>He put on that hedge.

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<v Speaker 3>That's very strange, and I can see in his bathroom

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<v Speaker 3>is that his wife nude? I swear I'm glad that

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<v Speaker 3>I'm glad that I admitted that to you because I've

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<v Speaker 3>been embarrassed about it.

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<v Speaker 2>It doesn't feel good to get it out. Boy it Bob.

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<v Speaker 3>I have her handed man Herbert coming over today. He

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<v Speaker 3>could uh he helped me out out.

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<v Speaker 2>Sure, he can get you some reassurance as well. Hey, Herbie,

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<v Speaker 2>could you cut that hedge right there? Just a circle?

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<v Speaker 2>Miserable what we've got? It calls me miserable. Yeah. We've

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<v Speaker 2>got a twenty five year old Nebraska man named Aiden

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<v Speaker 2>White who is h He's facing two felonies after being

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<v Speaker 2>accused of attacking his neighbor and her seven year old

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<v Speaker 2>daughter with a lightsaber. Oh okay, okay. For for whatever reason,

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<v Speaker 2>I guess these folks live in a common uh rental.

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<v Speaker 2>It sounds like it might be a duplex situation where

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<v Speaker 2>maybe they have the same landlord. And it doesn't explicitly

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<v Speaker 2>say this in the uh in this article, but he

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<v Speaker 2>what enraged Aiden was the mother and daughter were lowering

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<v Speaker 2>the ac in their units, and he was concerned that

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<v Speaker 2>that was going to cause a landlord to raise the rent.

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<v Speaker 2>To express his frustration and anger, he whacked her with

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<v Speaker 2>his lightsaber, which apparently was a pretty uh three and

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<v Speaker 2>a half feet long uh uh metal and just gave

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<v Speaker 2>her a good whack and then gave the kid one

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<v Speaker 2>as well. Not touched the thermostats in the duplexy.

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<v Speaker 3>Dude, I might have to get one of the lightsabers

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<v Speaker 3>for my wife and kids.

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<v Speaker 2>How did I know you're going to say that? What

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<v Speaker 2>are you doing, Bob some hey, you gotta get you

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<v Speaker 2>gotta get one of those plastic lock boxes like they

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<v Speaker 2>used to have on the thermostatue I knocked it off the

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<v Speaker 2>other day. Put one of those on in your house.

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<v Speaker 2>What would your wife and.

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<v Speaker 3>Daughters probably move out or or get a warrant for

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<v Speaker 3>me to move out. People are ripping me because bro

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<v Speaker 3>too funny. The vent is to get rid of hot air.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not It's not like a car exhaust. It's not

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<v Speaker 3>gonna kill anyone somebody else. Really, an air conditioner does

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<v Speaker 3>not make carbon monoxide taco, all right, So I.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't even need to worry. Then, well you do need

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<v Speaker 2>to vent it or the thing's not gonna work. Right.

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<v Speaker 3>It's just I got Mill's air on my side.

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<v Speaker 2>Everything's gonna work.

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<v Speaker 3>All right.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh. Finally there's this, uh some leftovers literally from a

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<v Speaker 2>mother's day morning in Los Angeles where an Amazon driver,

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<v Speaker 2>female Amazon driver did something gross. You said, what caught

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<v Speaker 2>relieving herself at not one but two different homes on video.

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<v Speaker 2>I am sharing this with you on our Lynching Taco

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<v Speaker 2>blog at WJR dot com and our Facebook page if

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<v Speaker 2>you want the full impact.

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<v Speaker 4>When I woke up, my husband said he was going

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<v Speaker 4>to bring me some coffee in a pastry.

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<v Speaker 2>He went down. No, listen, she's going to sound annoying

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<v Speaker 2>to you, but the end of this audio for what

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<v Speaker 2>her kid contributes is pure gold.

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<v Speaker 4>Stairs and was greeted by a not only one package,

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<v Speaker 4>but a second inappropriate, disgusting package which was essentially like

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<v Speaker 4>human feces and you look to be urination. I kind

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<v Speaker 4>of like clutched my pearls a little bit because I'm like,

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<v Speaker 4>really a second time, it's kind of like, wow, still

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<v Speaker 4>still not done.

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<v Speaker 2>You probably had taco bell before. Oh dude, it was

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<v Speaker 2>six point thirty in the morning on Mother's Day. Kid.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, if you're out delivering those packs. The thankless job

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<v Speaker 3>for all our Amazon ups fed Ex workers. Thankless job

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<v Speaker 3>when you have to, you know, lug up kitty litter

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<v Speaker 3>or a portable ac to some guy's house.

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<v Speaker 2>It doesn't know how to vent it. Yeah, uh, if

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<v Speaker 2>you gotta go to the bath, if you guys to go.

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<v Speaker 2>I would like to point out that I worked in thought,

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<v Speaker 2>long and hard as I crafted the slugline I put

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<v Speaker 2>on the shared Facebook post. Okay, Amazon has relieved the

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<v Speaker 2>female driver of her duties.

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