WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.640 --> 00:00:02.000 Quick win at the Quinn. 2 00:00:02.040 --> 00:00:05.000 I'll show you going rup ahead if you except with 3 00:00:05.160 --> 00:00:09.800 simple sweet pursuing it. Donld out shaw shank through the sewer. Kid, 4 00:00:10.320 --> 00:00:12.759 Now what're chilling at the Eagle? Yeah, we're doing in 5 00:00:13.359 --> 00:00:15.839 three your clod on the doc. Got a habit for 6 00:00:16.039 --> 00:00:18.920 my house, a golf status. Howard's turning to get crabbit. 7 00:00:19.239 --> 00:00:22.800 Show that up multipply like a rabbit tuned in. So 8 00:00:23.160 --> 00:00:25.039 out break it up, beat the habit. 9 00:00:26.000 --> 00:00:32.759 I hang out with my friend locking on the lady at. 10 00:00:36.320 --> 00:00:40.920 All that lady, it's the been in Skin Show ninety 11 00:00:40.920 --> 00:00:43.280 seven point one, The Eagle and Ben. I pulled up 12 00:00:43.320 --> 00:00:47.000 into the parking garage today, KT you want to turn 13 00:00:47.039 --> 00:00:51.039 your amplifier off. I pulled into the garage today and 14 00:00:51.079 --> 00:00:54.719 I was like, Oh, someone parked in Ben's spot, And 15 00:00:54.759 --> 00:00:58.240 then I noticed you were one spot over back then Yeah, 16 00:00:58.280 --> 00:01:00.960 and it reminded me of what happened yesterday. So before 17 00:01:01.000 --> 00:01:03.679 I tell you what happened yesterday, what happened to you today? 18 00:01:04.239 --> 00:01:08.640 Well, all of the premiere talents that I heart, the 19 00:01:08.959 --> 00:01:13.079 VIPs get a reserve parking spots, Katie, do you have one? 20 00:01:13.359 --> 00:01:13.680 No? 21 00:01:14.680 --> 00:01:17.879 And so Skin and I there's the guy who runs 22 00:01:18.799 --> 00:01:22.799 the Korean embassy. He gets the first spot. Then Amy, 23 00:01:22.920 --> 00:01:26.040 who's like our top person, She's got the next spot. Amy, 24 00:01:26.120 --> 00:01:29.079 iHeart a couple other sales managers, and then you get 25 00:01:29.159 --> 00:01:32.400 right into the VIP talent and then it's like me 26 00:01:33.560 --> 00:01:39.040 you okay, yeah, and then okay. But then there was 27 00:01:39.079 --> 00:01:41.480 like Billy the kid wood he has his own spot. 28 00:01:41.680 --> 00:01:44.760 He had Woody, So what did did you leave a 29 00:01:44.840 --> 00:01:47.799 nasty note on that Mini Cooper Kelly Raspberry. 30 00:01:49.159 --> 00:01:52.560 Yeah, I left a note, a strongly worded note, and 31 00:01:52.560 --> 00:01:55.200 I was just like, hey, this is a reserve spot, 32 00:01:55.239 --> 00:01:56.159 please don't park here. 33 00:01:56.239 --> 00:01:59.480 I pulled up yesterday and there was a lady backed 34 00:01:59.480 --> 00:02:02.200 into my but she had her car door open. 35 00:02:02.400 --> 00:02:04.519 Oh wait, so she was in the process of doing it. 36 00:02:04.599 --> 00:02:04.799 Yep. 37 00:02:04.959 --> 00:02:07.799 Oh that's the best because look it's a chance for 38 00:02:07.840 --> 00:02:10.240 a mini victory. You are right, you're in the right. 39 00:02:10.280 --> 00:02:11.960 You caught them in the act of doing wrong. You 40 00:02:11.960 --> 00:02:13.719 get to call them out on it, and you humiliate them. 41 00:02:13.759 --> 00:02:13.960 Yep. 42 00:02:14.000 --> 00:02:17.039 I pulled up and she was looking at me and 43 00:02:17.120 --> 00:02:19.080 I was like kind of waving at her, and she's 44 00:02:19.159 --> 00:02:21.039 like what And I rolled my window down. I go, 45 00:02:21.120 --> 00:02:24.280 you're in my spot, and she goes she got out 46 00:02:24.280 --> 00:02:26.719 of her car and she startling around. She goes, I 47 00:02:26.759 --> 00:02:29.520 didn't know, are these reserved? And then she looked down 48 00:02:29.560 --> 00:02:32.879 at the sun that said reserved. So here's the biggest problem. 49 00:02:32.919 --> 00:02:33.639 It's hard to read that. 50 00:02:33.719 --> 00:02:37.280 It's hard to read because it's not signage that's up. 51 00:02:37.439 --> 00:02:38.840 It's on a slot. 52 00:02:39.639 --> 00:02:43.360 But the second you realize it, then you're like, okay, wait, 53 00:02:43.360 --> 00:02:46.520 but look at all these open reserve spots. Yeah, am 54 00:02:46.599 --> 00:02:49.680 I going to park here where there's tons of open 55 00:02:49.719 --> 00:02:53.759 spots even though they say reserved. So in general, if 56 00:02:53.759 --> 00:02:58.159 you see a giant bank of parking spots and no 57 00:02:58.199 --> 00:03:00.520 one's parked there but they say reserved, do you ever 58 00:03:00.599 --> 00:03:01.080 park there? 59 00:03:01.439 --> 00:03:02.719 I mean, if I'm going to be in and out, 60 00:03:02.759 --> 00:03:05.719 I'll risk it. But when I see it, I'm like, man, 61 00:03:05.879 --> 00:03:08.919 it does say reserve for a reason, right, And I 62 00:03:08.919 --> 00:03:11.319 don't know why anyone's driving around to the garage anyways, 63 00:03:11.360 --> 00:03:13.120 if you're I mean, why not just parking the giant 64 00:03:13.120 --> 00:03:14.360 parking lot next to the building. 65 00:03:14.560 --> 00:03:15.039 I don't know. 66 00:03:15.479 --> 00:03:17.240 I don't know where these people come from. Yeah, I 67 00:03:17.240 --> 00:03:19.840 don't either, and they're not. It's not consistent. Now, you know, 68 00:03:19.879 --> 00:03:22.599 you'll find it on Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thursdays. It's harder 69 00:03:22.639 --> 00:03:24.240 to find a spot that on Monday and Friday. 70 00:03:24.319 --> 00:03:27.240 So then the other thing is, I'm thinking of buying 71 00:03:27.240 --> 00:03:28.800 a sign and attaching it to this. 72 00:03:29.520 --> 00:03:30.879 You want to go in on a I'll go in 73 00:03:30.919 --> 00:03:31.400 on a sign. 74 00:03:31.520 --> 00:03:33.400 Okay, if you're a sign, if you're a sign maker, 75 00:03:33.439 --> 00:03:36.400 get it Me and Ben Kevin Dot Turner at themedia 76 00:03:36.400 --> 00:03:40.800 dot Com Big Giant Reserve Giant, Yeah, reserve for radio. 77 00:03:40.599 --> 00:03:44.280 Star Ben Rogers, radio star Jeff Skinway Influence. 78 00:03:45.479 --> 00:03:46.080 Yeah. 79 00:03:46.120 --> 00:03:48.439 All right, Uh, coming up next, we'll tell you the 80 00:03:48.439 --> 00:03:50.520 weird thing we're doing this weekend. All right, This Friday, 81 00:03:50.560 --> 00:03:54.159 we're gonna be broadcasting from Rollertown Beer Works in Solana, Texas. 82 00:03:54.280 --> 00:03:56.479 That's a brewery we're invested in, and we're doing a 83 00:03:56.560 --> 00:03:58.840 live remote broadcast there from three to six. And then 84 00:03:58.879 --> 00:04:01.719 the fun just be you're gonna want to come out, 85 00:04:01.759 --> 00:04:04.680 come hang out with us on Friday night and our 86 00:04:04.759 --> 00:04:07.759 sumo wrestlers are in the house. This is our annual 87 00:04:07.800 --> 00:04:10.840 sumo wrestling event. We were just talking to our program 88 00:04:10.879 --> 00:04:13.960 director Elliott about it and he goes, oh man getting 89 00:04:13.960 --> 00:04:17.160 out there in those sumo fat suits, and we were like, no, no, no, 90 00:04:17.519 --> 00:04:20.680 this is legit. Sumo wrestlers with the Dallas Sumo Club. 91 00:04:20.839 --> 00:04:25.240 This is a legit sumo organization, and the tournament is Saturday. 92 00:04:25.279 --> 00:04:27.199 Friday night, we're doing a truck pool. They're going to 93 00:04:27.279 --> 00:04:31.399 pull these trucks. That's hilarious, and then we're gonna party. 94 00:04:31.399 --> 00:04:33.360 We're gonna have a great time. And then Saturday there's 95 00:04:33.360 --> 00:04:36.360 a tournament and it's going all day long. Start around 96 00:04:36.639 --> 00:04:38.519 ten or eleven am, but that thing will go till 97 00:04:38.600 --> 00:04:41.959 seven pm or later, and it's just an all day 98 00:04:42.040 --> 00:04:44.360 spectacle event. We bring in a big tent, we set 99 00:04:44.399 --> 00:04:47.519 up bleachers and you can watch sumo wrestling all day long. 100 00:04:47.560 --> 00:04:51.079 It's gonna be awesome. But this past weekend we did 101 00:04:51.120 --> 00:04:53.560 what's called a sumo crawl. We went and bounced around 102 00:04:53.600 --> 00:04:56.560 four different bars in the prosperous Line area and we 103 00:04:56.639 --> 00:04:59.920 stopped by. We had five or six wrestlers that we piled, 104 00:05:00.079 --> 00:05:02.360 then to a limo from Alba Limousine and we just 105 00:05:02.399 --> 00:05:04.959 bounced around. We went to the Gin, We went to 106 00:05:05.000 --> 00:05:07.480 the Tavern on Broadway and prosper and then we went 107 00:05:07.519 --> 00:05:09.839 to Slina. We went to the Nook, and then we 108 00:05:09.920 --> 00:05:12.680 went to Heyday and then we went back to Rollertown. 109 00:05:13.000 --> 00:05:15.560 And each place was a little bit different, but we 110 00:05:16.000 --> 00:05:21.240 literally blindsided these patrons by walking in butt cheeks out. 111 00:05:21.519 --> 00:05:25.360 It's really amazing to watch the look on people's faces. 112 00:05:26.279 --> 00:05:29.199 It's kind of like, I don't know, when you watch 113 00:05:29.399 --> 00:05:31.879 a prank show, like in Practical Jokers or whatever, and 114 00:05:31.920 --> 00:05:34.040 then they show the people that are just kind of watching, 115 00:05:34.319 --> 00:05:36.639 you know, they cut to them, They're like, what the 116 00:05:36.680 --> 00:05:39.360 hell am I looking at right now? And so any 117 00:05:39.360 --> 00:05:41.120 place that we would go into, I would just kind 118 00:05:41.160 --> 00:05:43.360 of look at the people at the table just to 119 00:05:43.399 --> 00:05:45.920 see the reaction, and they're all like, wait a minute, 120 00:05:46.279 --> 00:05:50.279 because there is something shocking no matter where you are, 121 00:05:50.360 --> 00:05:53.160 even on a beach, when you see a giant bear 122 00:05:53.240 --> 00:05:55.879 ass and you're not expecting yeah, you know, yeah, it 123 00:05:56.079 --> 00:05:58.279 just it takes you out of whatever you're doing. And 124 00:05:58.319 --> 00:06:02.800 it's not a well capped, kept ass. Yeah, it's not like, uh, 125 00:06:03.120 --> 00:06:04.360 taut butt cheeks, you know. 126 00:06:04.720 --> 00:06:05.279 These are. 127 00:06:06.639 --> 00:06:12.000 These are and they're just out there. Yeah, they're just huge, 128 00:06:12.439 --> 00:06:16.600 huge yeah. And uh and here's the other thing too. 129 00:06:17.680 --> 00:06:19.360 The first time we did this, or the first time 130 00:06:19.399 --> 00:06:22.279 I was able to go to this, it made me 131 00:06:22.399 --> 00:06:24.600 wonder what other sports are out there that I've never 132 00:06:24.639 --> 00:06:27.480 thought about. That I'm dying to see because you kind 133 00:06:27.480 --> 00:06:30.680 of think that it's a gimmick or a novelty, and 134 00:06:30.759 --> 00:06:34.000 it's not. Like once you start watching it, you get 135 00:06:34.000 --> 00:06:37.040 wrapped up in the combination of the power and the 136 00:06:37.079 --> 00:06:39.360 balance and what it takes to actually win this thing. 137 00:06:40.120 --> 00:06:44.759 And when you see a smaller sumo beat a bigger sumo, it's. 138 00:06:44.759 --> 00:06:45.839 Really bad ass. 139 00:06:46.399 --> 00:06:49.519 And especially because do you know the rules kt uh, Yeah, 140 00:06:49.560 --> 00:06:51.639 you keep your feet in, gotta keep your it's just 141 00:06:51.680 --> 00:06:54.519 getting someone outside of the circle. And when some there's 142 00:06:54.759 --> 00:06:57.680 times where someone's on the edge of the circle and 143 00:06:57.720 --> 00:07:00.439 they're able to leverage themselves and use the force of 144 00:07:00.480 --> 00:07:02.519 the other person and flip them over and have them 145 00:07:02.560 --> 00:07:05.639 go on the outside of the circle, it's just badass. 146 00:07:05.759 --> 00:07:08.199 And each one of these spots, well, they were all different. 147 00:07:08.319 --> 00:07:10.800 And some of these bars, the guys were like, all right, 148 00:07:10.839 --> 00:07:13.160 let's put on a sumo display and there wasn't room 149 00:07:13.199 --> 00:07:14.519 for it, right, so like. 150 00:07:14.480 --> 00:07:16.959 We moved tables out of the way. That's another fun. 151 00:07:16.759 --> 00:07:18.879 Thing to watch, just to look on the person's face 152 00:07:18.920 --> 00:07:21.680 when he thinks a sumo's right just swam into his 153 00:07:21.800 --> 00:07:24.279 table of beer. So at the gin, you know they 154 00:07:24.279 --> 00:07:27.000 have this forty thousand dollars flat screen wall television. These 155 00:07:27.040 --> 00:07:29.279 giant sumos are wrestling right in front of them, like, man, 156 00:07:29.319 --> 00:07:30.399 please don't fall into this. 157 00:07:30.560 --> 00:07:32.720 You had a terrible look on you. I was terrified 158 00:07:32.839 --> 00:07:33.279 or scared. 159 00:07:33.439 --> 00:07:36.160 And but we started it off with the Salina Police 160 00:07:36.160 --> 00:07:39.040 Department throws this big charity poker event every year, and 161 00:07:39.079 --> 00:07:41.079 my buddy Jeremiah Phillips is in charge of it. He's 162 00:07:41.120 --> 00:07:43.920 throwing it, and I couldn't. I had to cancel. I 163 00:07:43.920 --> 00:07:45.920 couldn't go to it, So I canceled. So I was like, 164 00:07:45.920 --> 00:07:48.560 you know, it'd be nice to stop by rollers own. 165 00:07:48.720 --> 00:07:50.800 Some of our investors were there, you know, Tory Hunter 166 00:07:50.920 --> 00:07:53.279 was there, and Jim Marshall's there and some of our 167 00:07:53.279 --> 00:07:55.720 guys that have invested, so like, let's stop by. 168 00:07:55.800 --> 00:07:57.199 So we just blindsided them. 169 00:07:57.560 --> 00:07:59.480 And so we walked in the door where this charity 170 00:07:59.519 --> 00:08:02.399 event was taking place, and Jeremiah was on the microphone 171 00:08:02.399 --> 00:08:05.319 speaking everyone and sometimes it can be a serious message 172 00:08:05.360 --> 00:08:05.959 being delivered. 173 00:08:06.079 --> 00:08:09.120 Yeah, I mean it can be very serious. And so 174 00:08:09.199 --> 00:08:11.079 we just rolled the dice and we barged in with 175 00:08:11.160 --> 00:08:14.000 six sumo wrestlers and the. 176 00:08:14.000 --> 00:08:16.800 Lead guy, the lead guy from Dallas Sumo Club Corey 177 00:08:16.800 --> 00:08:20.079 wears a cowboy hat and he is loud and out. 178 00:08:20.160 --> 00:08:23.560 The pictures y'all sent me this weekend, I'm on with Corey. 179 00:08:23.800 --> 00:08:25.439 I'm like, well, I don't know what's going on on 180 00:08:25.439 --> 00:08:26.519 that bus. I'm the stripper. 181 00:08:26.839 --> 00:08:32.480 Yeah, yeah, it's so else. We had TC with us, 182 00:08:32.519 --> 00:08:35.799 who's hilarious and uh, he's still going after Big Milk, 183 00:08:36.440 --> 00:08:39.200 but but he shot some videos for it. We're gonna 184 00:08:39.200 --> 00:08:40.799 start blasting these out on social media and you can 185 00:08:40.799 --> 00:08:43.840 see what the sumo pub crawl was like the sumo crawl. 186 00:08:44.320 --> 00:08:48.519 But just know this sumo is going on this Saturday. 187 00:08:48.679 --> 00:08:51.000 You don't want to miss it. We'll be there Friday 188 00:08:51.000 --> 00:08:52.720 setting you up at Roller Tennant's line, and then the 189 00:08:52.720 --> 00:08:56.159 tournament takes place Saturday. All right, Coming up next, it's 190 00:08:56.200 --> 00:09:01.279 the Hollywood Shuffle Shack has an emergency bathroom. We discussed next. 191 00:09:02.039 --> 00:09:04.240 Oh yes, it's the world famous Ben and Skin Show. 192 00:09:04.279 --> 00:09:06.480 Thanks for rolling with us today. We are getting closer 193 00:09:06.480 --> 00:09:09.320 and closer to the NFL Draft and coming up at 194 00:09:09.600 --> 00:09:12.519 uh in about ten minutes or so, ten or fifteen minutes. 195 00:09:12.519 --> 00:09:15.279 We got some cowboys kerosene for you, But right now, 196 00:09:15.440 --> 00:09:16.120 start for this. 197 00:09:17.639 --> 00:09:25.200 Juicy Moves hot gods, every live, come stay on top 198 00:09:26.159 --> 00:09:33.120 in the shovel. So Kanye did a song where he 199 00:09:33.200 --> 00:09:36.000 talked about having sex with one of his male cousins 200 00:09:36.000 --> 00:09:36.840 when he was a kids. 201 00:09:36.919 --> 00:09:38.519 But I didn't think that was gonna be good for 202 00:09:38.519 --> 00:09:40.799 the Hollywood Shuffle. So we're gonna move on, dude, he said, 203 00:09:40.879 --> 00:09:41.639 commented on it. 204 00:09:42.039 --> 00:09:42.600 Yeah he did. 205 00:09:42.720 --> 00:09:45.279 I don't think we can move on. Uh okay, So 206 00:09:45.399 --> 00:09:47.039 that wasn't a song that he revealed that. 207 00:09:47.200 --> 00:09:52.759 Yeah, his new song called Cousins. Oh yeah, yeah. The 208 00:09:52.840 --> 00:09:54.919 music video has some swastikas in it, you know, just 209 00:09:55.039 --> 00:09:59.600 Kanye just doing Kanye stuff right now. So I thought 210 00:09:59.600 --> 00:10:01.600 we could I do that. I will say on this 211 00:10:01.639 --> 00:10:05.200 show today will be very heavy on NBA on TNT 212 00:10:05.480 --> 00:10:10.240 because they were definitely to me Criterion Collection episode last night. 213 00:10:11.200 --> 00:10:13.440 There are a bunch of things that we will take 214 00:10:13.480 --> 00:10:15.639 with us to our grave. So we will start in 215 00:10:15.639 --> 00:10:18.080 the Hollywood shuffle because I think Shaq's a Hollywood figure 216 00:10:18.080 --> 00:10:20.519 at that count right he was. He was in Shazam, 217 00:10:20.879 --> 00:10:26.159 he was in the general commercials. So Shack is up 218 00:10:26.200 --> 00:10:31.039 there with Kenny and Ernie and Chuck and this happened. 219 00:10:31.600 --> 00:10:34.600 And the reason we're doing this, though, is because this 220 00:10:34.679 --> 00:10:38.519 has happened to a member of this show. M Christina's 221 00:10:38.559 --> 00:10:45.120 not here, it's her. Here's shack to the pouty. I 222 00:10:45.159 --> 00:10:48.639 cranked up here? Now areana see you? It might be 223 00:10:48.759 --> 00:10:53.159 my computer. I liked the song is mine the thing playing? 224 00:10:54.399 --> 00:10:57.559 And the other thing about Kawhi is you know what 225 00:10:57.919 --> 00:10:58.960 your big fella? 226 00:10:58.960 --> 00:11:03.840 I'll catch it a crap, Go ahead, keep talking joke. Yeah, 227 00:11:03.879 --> 00:11:06.399 we on TV. I know what we're doing. That's that 228 00:11:06.480 --> 00:11:07.600 olive all you've been drinking. 229 00:11:07.600 --> 00:11:13.240 I know, Hey, take some matches with you. 230 00:11:13.360 --> 00:11:16.559 Hey, listen. He could hold it after forty hold it? 231 00:11:16.759 --> 00:11:17.039 What's it? 232 00:11:17.159 --> 00:11:17.519 First? 233 00:11:17.720 --> 00:11:18.279 She killed? 234 00:11:18.320 --> 00:11:18.879 And listen. 235 00:11:20.159 --> 00:11:23.840 I did not like his gait? Is he? That was 236 00:11:23.919 --> 00:11:25.679 not a terrible walk right there? 237 00:11:25.919 --> 00:11:30.320 He read somewhere, if you joint a shot of olive ball. 238 00:11:30.600 --> 00:11:33.120 I saw them doing that the other day in the Makerpoop. 239 00:11:33.159 --> 00:11:35.240 They've been doing it. They've been doing it. They're gonna 240 00:11:35.240 --> 00:11:35.399 do it. 241 00:11:35.519 --> 00:11:38.159 You have to do it for two weeks and miss 242 00:11:38.200 --> 00:11:39.000 a lot of airtime. 243 00:11:39.080 --> 00:11:43.480 Man, Hey, listen, listen. I just hope we got enough 244 00:11:43.519 --> 00:11:45.320 matches around it. He turned his mic off. 245 00:11:45.360 --> 00:11:45.679 That's all. 246 00:11:46.799 --> 00:11:47.840 That's another issue. 247 00:11:47.879 --> 00:11:51.399 Hey, somebody go get some lighters. My all right. 248 00:11:55.919 --> 00:11:56.080 There? 249 00:11:56.320 --> 00:12:01.159 Like hey, number one, drinking that watery, Hey, listen man, 250 00:12:01.480 --> 00:12:02.240 drinking water. 251 00:12:02.679 --> 00:12:03.519 Drink water. 252 00:12:03.759 --> 00:12:08.120 Stop talking, so that much finish your points that we 253 00:12:08.159 --> 00:12:15.559 can go to break. Wait, I'm sitting there like, I'm 254 00:12:15.559 --> 00:12:17.240 sorry about that, America number one. 255 00:12:19.159 --> 00:12:23.320 Here he deals with this beef with Chuck and then 256 00:12:23.320 --> 00:12:24.840 he goes it was a number one ernie. 257 00:12:26.200 --> 00:12:28.159 So he got up an I edited about about a 258 00:12:28.200 --> 00:12:30.080 minute of that instead of waiting on him for two minutes. 259 00:12:30.159 --> 00:12:31.879 What are they doing when they're waiting on him? 260 00:12:32.080 --> 00:12:35.080 They talked about he kept going talking about that. Yeah, 261 00:12:35.080 --> 00:12:37.960 they didn't go back to basketball. In the Kawhi point 262 00:12:37.960 --> 00:12:41.200 that they were trying to make so olive oil I'm 263 00:12:41.200 --> 00:12:44.200 looking it up here can be used as a mild laxative. 264 00:12:44.799 --> 00:12:48.360 It works by lubricating the digestive track and helping stools 265 00:12:48.639 --> 00:12:51.879 retain water, making them softer and easier to pass. 266 00:12:52.240 --> 00:12:54.720 Wow, giant sackerds. 267 00:12:55.000 --> 00:12:58.279 Those things are the size of chili dogs, fully formed 268 00:12:58.360 --> 00:12:59.000 chili dogs. 269 00:12:59.039 --> 00:13:01.039 So you know what he was back within two minutes. 270 00:13:01.039 --> 00:13:05.519 You're like, Okay, clearly he didn't do that, because two 271 00:13:05.559 --> 00:13:08.879 minutes what right? No way, But it's funny here he 272 00:13:08.919 --> 00:13:11.480 walks off. Listen to the first part again because you 273 00:13:11.480 --> 00:13:13.559 can hear him in pain as he's holding it in, and. 274 00:13:13.639 --> 00:13:16.039 That has to make the other thing about Kawhi, is 275 00:13:16.159 --> 00:13:18.000 you know what your big falla? 276 00:13:17.879 --> 00:13:19.080 Yeah? I know, catch it a crap? 277 00:13:20.440 --> 00:13:21.039 What do you say? 278 00:13:21.320 --> 00:13:25.320 Go ahead? Keep talking, Joe? Yeah, we on TV. That's 279 00:13:25.399 --> 00:13:27.840 the olive oil you've been drinking. I know, he'll do. 280 00:13:28.000 --> 00:13:28.399 Go ahead. 281 00:13:28.840 --> 00:13:29.759 What do you say? Do you say? 282 00:13:29.799 --> 00:13:31.159 Crap? You catch a cramp? 283 00:13:32.399 --> 00:13:32.679 Cramp? 284 00:13:32.879 --> 00:13:35.240 I thought he said crap? Are you catching a crap? 285 00:13:35.559 --> 00:13:37.879 Is you know what? I your big falla? I know, 286 00:13:38.080 --> 00:13:38.759 catch it a crap? 287 00:13:39.399 --> 00:13:39.759 Cramp? 288 00:13:41.000 --> 00:13:43.679 Go ahead, keep talking, Joe? Yeah, Well on TV, I'm not. 289 00:13:44.559 --> 00:13:47.080 Oh so he's got the wired mic on him. 290 00:13:47.159 --> 00:13:49.919 Yeah, yeah, okay, he goes, He goes, I know what 291 00:13:49.919 --> 00:13:50.840 we're doing. 292 00:13:50.840 --> 00:13:54.240 Y'all go ahead. It's never it's never been this serious 293 00:13:54.240 --> 00:13:54.519 for me. 294 00:13:54.600 --> 00:13:57.639 But I have gone to a bathroom at Fox Sports 295 00:13:57.639 --> 00:14:00.879 Southwest before and I'm standing there at the urinal and 296 00:14:00.919 --> 00:14:03.919 then I realized I'm miked up, and I'm like, oh man, 297 00:14:03.960 --> 00:14:06.000 those poor people in the audio room are listening to me. 298 00:14:06.039 --> 00:14:07.080 Take a whiz right now. 299 00:14:08.919 --> 00:14:11.120 Go ahead, keep talking, Jeff on TV. 300 00:14:12.480 --> 00:14:12.679 Yeah. 301 00:14:13.519 --> 00:14:15.480 I mean you can't even said y'all go ahead, couldn't 302 00:14:15.480 --> 00:14:18.080 even get it out. We're gonna Me and Ben have 303 00:14:18.159 --> 00:14:21.159 big plans. We're gonna that drop of Charles Barkley saying 304 00:14:21.200 --> 00:14:23.559 we're on TV on TV. 305 00:14:26.759 --> 00:14:33.360 Okay, okay, So has this happened to anyone on this 306 00:14:33.519 --> 00:14:37.799 show live during segment? I mean, I've gotten up during 307 00:14:37.799 --> 00:14:40.559 a break and just taken off and because I had 308 00:14:40.559 --> 00:14:43.399 the neurovirus. It turns out, did we ever determine if 309 00:14:43.399 --> 00:14:45.120 Ben had the neurovirus or not? 310 00:14:45.879 --> 00:14:48.840 He forgotten it, but he didn't. I didn't throw up 311 00:14:49.639 --> 00:14:52.039 throwing up. Yeah, I mean I was able to stave 312 00:14:52.080 --> 00:14:54.600 it off and I took some medicine to not throw up. 313 00:14:54.679 --> 00:14:55.600 That is incredible. 314 00:14:55.639 --> 00:14:58.759 That is incredible because that thing was destroying everybody there. 315 00:14:58.840 --> 00:15:01.720 Yeah, but it was. It was bad, man. It was. 316 00:15:01.759 --> 00:15:03.799 I was asleep for like a full day and I 317 00:15:03.840 --> 00:15:06.480 was on the toilet a lot. It threw my vertebrae 318 00:15:06.519 --> 00:15:10.879 out of whack. Do you guys, have you ever had 319 00:15:10.919 --> 00:15:15.000 an explosive back door situation at all, whether it was 320 00:15:15.039 --> 00:15:17.159 on the air or not, where you're just like an emergency. 321 00:15:17.279 --> 00:15:18.159 Oh yeah, for sure. 322 00:15:18.279 --> 00:15:21.120 Yeah, I've never I don't know that I've ever had 323 00:15:21.159 --> 00:15:24.320 one where I was in a compromised position like drive entery. 324 00:15:24.399 --> 00:15:26.360 I can't think that that's ever happened, but it's happened 325 00:15:26.399 --> 00:15:26.840 to me at. 326 00:15:26.720 --> 00:15:29.039 The house before, not during a talk show, Not during 327 00:15:29.080 --> 00:15:31.559 a talk show with Charles Barkley. All right, let's go 328 00:15:31.679 --> 00:15:36.639 back in time. This is a very dangerous situation. Don't 329 00:15:36.679 --> 00:15:40.039 make me laugh. I'm telling you I'm full clench right now. 330 00:15:40.200 --> 00:15:42.159 In fact, I'm just gonna go to the restroom. 331 00:15:42.279 --> 00:15:42.720 Seriously. 332 00:15:42.840 --> 00:15:47.879 Yeah, Steve locked that door. Oh he locked the door. 333 00:15:48.639 --> 00:15:51.240 Man has butter all over his thumbs and can't unlock 334 00:15:51.279 --> 00:15:51.639 the door. 335 00:15:51.759 --> 00:15:53.720 Steve was standing in front of the door. 336 00:15:54.480 --> 00:15:56.200 Dude, you need to go kick Steve's That's just like 337 00:15:56.200 --> 00:15:58.159 get him out of the way, like placing a diet 338 00:15:58.200 --> 00:15:59.320 coke can in my path. 339 00:16:02.240 --> 00:16:04.919 Dude, So seriously, are you gonna go poop? I probably 340 00:16:04.919 --> 00:16:08.120 could go poop Steve follow him in there with this. 341 00:16:08.399 --> 00:16:11.159 We want to get this social media. It's turning into 342 00:16:11.200 --> 00:16:15.399 a Mount Saint Helen's situation. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, where 343 00:16:15.720 --> 00:16:18.399 you are all in danger. This feels a little warm mountain, 344 00:16:18.440 --> 00:16:20.799 a suvious If you ask me, Christina, what do you think. 345 00:16:20.840 --> 00:16:22.879 I'm just so glad I'm in here right now. Well, 346 00:16:23.440 --> 00:16:26.320 different room from you, guys out. 347 00:16:26.600 --> 00:16:29.879 I'm telling you there's no you know, it's not like 348 00:16:30.320 --> 00:16:33.200 when you call the fire department. There's been no gas leak. 349 00:16:33.399 --> 00:16:35.559 All right, you have nothing to worry about in that regard. 350 00:16:36.039 --> 00:16:38.399 But if you make me laugh too much, it could 351 00:16:38.559 --> 00:16:39.000 be bad. 352 00:16:39.200 --> 00:16:41.360 Are you saying that so we can't sue you? Tune 353 00:16:41.399 --> 00:16:43.600 in for the final two hours of the show. We'll 354 00:16:43.600 --> 00:16:46.080 ben and spray the windows. Oh he just got it. 355 00:16:46.080 --> 00:16:48.679 Oh he's Look at how he's walking. I've never seen 356 00:16:48.720 --> 00:16:51.720 him lean forward so hard. I think that's because his 357 00:16:51.799 --> 00:16:55.480 ass is clinched. What was going on there? Was that 358 00:16:56.440 --> 00:16:57.320 a couple of years ago? 359 00:16:57.879 --> 00:17:01.039 Yeah? It was definitely during the freaky years. So you've 360 00:17:01.039 --> 00:17:03.000 been doing mid days at that point. It's a tough 361 00:17:03.039 --> 00:17:05.559 time for the stomach. I would imagine your body's out 362 00:17:05.559 --> 00:17:07.720 of whack. You guys are always struggling with any type 363 00:17:07.720 --> 00:17:10.400 of food routine. At our age. There is no good 364 00:17:10.400 --> 00:17:13.519 time for the stomach. I think that's going on with Shack. Dude. 365 00:17:13.519 --> 00:17:16.359 It's like over forty you get hold right. 366 00:17:16.240 --> 00:17:19.559 Damn all got three more years of holding it. Forty 367 00:17:19.640 --> 00:17:22.359 is creeping up on me. But did I compare Steve 368 00:17:22.440 --> 00:17:25.640 being able to stop me too? Placing a cot can 369 00:17:26.279 --> 00:17:29.200 coke can your way, and it's funnier to make it 370 00:17:29.240 --> 00:17:32.079 a diet coke can, not a coke can, a diet 371 00:17:32.079 --> 00:17:35.559 coke can, and even lesser coke can. It's like stopping 372 00:17:35.559 --> 00:17:38.200 a pass rusher by putting a diet coke can between 373 00:17:38.240 --> 00:17:38.839 the quarterback. 374 00:17:38.880 --> 00:17:39.200 And then. 375 00:17:41.119 --> 00:17:43.559 God, keep talking, Jeff, Yeah, we on TV. 376 00:17:46.119 --> 00:17:51.920 Drinking, Hey, caveon, go Chip, Miles Garrett over there and lives. 377 00:17:52.119 --> 00:17:54.160 Yeah. 378 00:17:53.599 --> 00:17:57.119 Well all right, uh coming up next, Let's get to 379 00:17:57.200 --> 00:18:00.720 that Dallas Cowboys news. We got some Cowboys kerosene coming 380 00:18:00.759 --> 00:18:01.079 your way. 381 00:18:01.119 --> 00:18:03.880 Next on the Eagle, Oh yes, it's the Bening Skin 382 00:18:03.960 --> 00:18:07.519 Show ninety seven point one The Eagle, and I generally 383 00:18:07.559 --> 00:18:09.799 don't trust most of the people that appear on the 384 00:18:09.880 --> 00:18:13.960 Judge Judy Show. No coming up here in about oh 385 00:18:14.240 --> 00:18:17.839 fifteen minutes or so, we have some big news about 386 00:18:17.880 --> 00:18:18.880 some small food. 387 00:18:19.119 --> 00:18:21.200 But right now it's time for this. 388 00:18:22.680 --> 00:18:24.160 You all work from Cowboys to. 389 00:18:26.799 --> 00:18:26.880 You. 390 00:18:26.960 --> 00:18:29.680 Do you want it so bad? Yeah, it's really good. 391 00:18:29.720 --> 00:18:33.559 You want it real bad. So look Draft times eating up. 392 00:18:33.599 --> 00:18:36.720 The Cowboys did the press conference. You know, I don't 393 00:18:36.720 --> 00:18:39.559 think Shoty got to talk until about sixteen minutes into it, 394 00:18:40.440 --> 00:18:43.880 but he did say. Jerry did say that Shotty has 395 00:18:43.960 --> 00:18:46.960 already shown that he can get in his ass about 396 00:18:47.000 --> 00:18:49.359 fighting for a player. I guess I don't really know. 397 00:18:50.039 --> 00:18:53.920 It's very strange, It's always strange, and it's an hour rambling. 398 00:18:54.240 --> 00:18:57.839 But I'm glad I missed this. I tell you I 399 00:18:57.880 --> 00:18:59.960 didn't have it in me to do back to back 400 00:19:00.079 --> 00:19:01.240 days of press conferences. 401 00:19:01.440 --> 00:19:01.599