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Speaker 3: You know what I really like about Mother's Day weekend?
Speaker 1: What's that the check?
Speaker 3: Well, it's also fishing over about traffic.
Speaker 1: I think it's pretty much always hand in hand with.
Speaker 3: His it is. I don't remember like the last time
Speaker 3: that it.
Speaker 1: Was last year.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, God, the words Johnny Carson, I did
Speaker 3: not know that. That's what I'm here, God, that's what
Speaker 3: I'm here for. Man, you know what would I do
Speaker 3: without you?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I actually I don't know what I
Speaker 1: would without the information that I learned before or after
Speaker 1: the show. I you know, I would be just like
Speaker 1: the sheltered person learning all the new.
Speaker 3: Ways, all the new ways be cool.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't necessarily know if that was cool what
Speaker 1: you taught me before about the zamboniing thing. But you
Speaker 1: know what those times I okay, I just not when
Speaker 1: we touched, but sometime. God, no, don't talk about that
Speaker 1: and then touching.
Speaker 3: That's wrong. Hand Justin said on early today, as we
Speaker 3: are because Bruce and I have been up since uh,
Speaker 3: middle of the night. I have been two fifty for me,
Speaker 3: three thirty for me.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I was driving by you and I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're still sleeping, sand bag. You're right, yeah, what were
Speaker 1: you talking about? The what you like about Mother's Day weekend?
Speaker 3: Uh? I just like that. It's you know, it's you
Speaker 3: could tell spring is in the air, it's getting closer.
Speaker 3: It's been cold though, you know what, it's been fucking
Speaker 3: annoying I hate that.
Speaker 1: That's all right though. It's kind of nice though. It's
Speaker 1: like it's like a fall day, and the fall is
Speaker 1: my favorite.
Speaker 3: Mostly everybody's favorite.
Speaker 1: Well, sure, why not? Hey, if you were to be
Speaker 1: in a band, what instrument or would you know? Lead? Sing?
Speaker 1: What would you be?
Speaker 3: Ooh A tough one. I feel like a drums drums,
Speaker 3: but every dude wants to do the drums are like,
Speaker 3: okay at it too?
Speaker 1: Are you okay? No way, you're okay at drums? Fine?
Speaker 1: Like what do you mean? Like if you set up
Speaker 1: drums right now, you could like hold a beat.
Speaker 3: I can hold the beat for sure.
Speaker 1: No way, I would bet. I would pay money. Really,
Speaker 1: I would bet money that you can't do?
Speaker 3: You really want to do that?
Speaker 1: Yeah? We were some drums? You got any drums here? Uh?
Speaker 3: No, bo I'm gonna put some drums.
Speaker 1: Oh no, he didn't.
Speaker 2: The game time for another Peter Beley Sports.
Speaker 1: Where are we going to find drums?
Speaker 3: Uh? Scott has uh his uh uh guitar hero drums
Speaker 3: his whole set.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's different. Oh just throw you know what I will.
Speaker 1: I would actually take that if you could actually hard
Speaker 1: on hard. Okay, we can't you do like medium and
Speaker 1: like kid speed.
Speaker 3: Can can I get like a couple of wax at
Speaker 3: at first?
Speaker 2: Yea?
Speaker 1: All you want?
Speaker 2: Brother?
Speaker 3: Damn it. I wish I did tell you.
Speaker 1: I would say that I'm more like a bass guy,
Speaker 1: you know, because it's like not a whole lot to do. Okay,
Speaker 1: you're still part of the band lead singer, I don't.
Speaker 1: I mean, if I had the voice, I'd be sick
Speaker 1: to be like the lead singer.
Speaker 3: But you can. You can do it.
Speaker 1: No, I don't think so, but yeah I would. I would.
Speaker 1: I'd be okay with that bad guitar hero drums if
Speaker 1: you could like uh hot for teacher on hard. I
Speaker 1: know that one's on there. I I used to frequent
Speaker 1: that game, but I did not so much that I
Speaker 1: was more of a guitar hero guy. But then you know,
Speaker 1: then the other you know, you take your nerdiness to
Speaker 1: your friends and you're like, hey, you guys want to
Speaker 1: play with this because out yeah, it's like we're drinking anyways,
Speaker 1: like let's let's start a band like Dustin And I
Speaker 1: also did as much, but I think he would just leave.
Speaker 3: You guys are actually in a band. Weren't you one time?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I Love Stands, Love Stands, Love Stands Over
Speaker 1: the songs. No, we just we just you know, we
Speaker 1: went off the you know, we just played the hits
Speaker 1: the Beaten Path. Yeah, we just played the hits, you
Speaker 1: know whatever. It was on a rock band. Nate was
Speaker 1: on the drums, I was a guitar, and Dustin was
Speaker 1: the lead singer. He's got the he's got the pipes.
Speaker 1: I have like two songs I can sing. Which ones
Speaker 1: are Little Willie I can? I can that one. I
Speaker 1: can nail and friends in little places, not real hard.
Speaker 1: That one's not not real difficult to say, but it's not.
Speaker 1: I was like, you know, like when they I always
Speaker 1: like to put the bars name that I'm at, you know,
Speaker 1: down in the saloon. I always put like you know,
Speaker 1: like you know, like Wilton or wherever I'm at, make
Speaker 1: people there a part of it. And they seem to
Speaker 1: like that. What did you get?
Speaker 3: I got a three pound perch. I went losers and there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're such a loser, Sam bag gross.
Speaker 3: That's not gross. It's fucking natural to each their own,
Speaker 3: to each their own, each their own.
Speaker 1: However, you want to get that business done, get that
Speaker 1: business done. For my money, I'll go.
Speaker 3: You could be all four.
Speaker 1: I'm not going all four. That's weird.
Speaker 3: To each their own or.
Speaker 1: One of my favorite quatches I learned from somebody was
Speaker 1: I don't want to yuck.
Speaker 3: On your You said that last week too.
Speaker 1: It's one of my favorites. It's a good one. It's
Speaker 1: a good one because you know, you can pretty much
Speaker 1: use like if you don't like it. It doesn't mean
Speaker 1: everybody has to not like it. I mean, you're not wrong.
Speaker 1: I know I'm not wrong, and you better not yuck
Speaker 1: on my you you mother? No, God, not gross?
Speaker 3: Why not?
Speaker 1: God? Don't get around a black light, jeezus.
Speaker 3: And track lighting.
Speaker 1: End. If it's track lighting and black light, you're done.
Speaker 3: It's over.
Speaker 1: You wanna know how I know you're you're gonna You're
Speaker 1: gonna like power someone's house. It's just like the irradiation watch.
Speaker 1: Just there, ass is gonna be like, what's going on
Speaker 1: down there?
Speaker 3: They're gonna hit the auxiliary thing like an it's gonna.
Speaker 1: Blow the power to the house, Like what's going on? Man,
Speaker 1: just gone boom boom, just stuff blowing around.
Speaker 3: They're gonnah that.
Speaker 1: Obviously, yeah, stuff was blowing around. Thanks Bruce, You're welcome. Bruce.
Speaker 3: Hey, Bruce, high five, Bruce, Thanks Bruce.
Speaker 1: Be cool like Ricky Henderson talk by myself in third person?
Speaker 1: That'd be so sweet.
Speaker 3: You know he wanted the Tiger.
Speaker 1: I'm sure, dude, he's Ricky. Ricky gonna do this. It's like,
Speaker 1: oh man, it's so cool. Like I think I'm too
Speaker 1: old now to make myself talking third person, but I
Speaker 1: think that would be like the sweetest thing. Do you
Speaker 1: think Jesus talking third person? It was so cool? Sweet? Yeah,
Speaker 1: Jesus did this? Does Does he talks a third person?
Speaker 3: Do you think he doesn't talking?
Speaker 1: Though? I mean, I mean Sigall had a good run.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's he had one good movie?
Speaker 1: Which one? I think he's got a couple.
Speaker 3: No Siege two with Tommy. Yeah, I know.
Speaker 1: The only reason you like that one is because the
Speaker 1: chick that comes out of the damn cake that movie.
Speaker 1: Does he get off the boat?
Speaker 3: Tomahawk?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Is that what you call that?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Tomahawk?
Speaker 1: You you were Zamboni. You were Tomahawk and the Zamboni. Wow?
Speaker 1: Real mature?
Speaker 3: Oh wow, tma hawking birth where would say.
Speaker 1: Tom hopping xam? You're zam bony your tomahawk? However, you
Speaker 1: want to word that, lamboney. I hope some people know
Speaker 1: what we're saying. Probably not, Probably Dustin would Yeah, I
Speaker 1: think Dustin, there's a lot of people. Probably I did not.
Speaker 1: I would not have understood that prior to like twenty
Speaker 1: minutes ago.
Speaker 3: I thought, you're a fan of that one show.
Speaker 1: I am a particular fan of that show. Must not
Speaker 1: have heard that one sad really sing it to me?
Speaker 1: Bret Michaels, Is that how you start? We both are
Speaker 1: sutn is that how you start your.
Speaker 3: Zamber has a song?
Speaker 1: Let's start the show after.
Speaker 3: That, I'm trying to get all of social media stuff.
Speaker 1: So trying to get the social media stuff going.
Speaker 3: On social media stuff going?
Speaker 1: Are you going to talk about the the things? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, things things with ladies?
Speaker 1: Things are the ladies?
Speaker 3: Probably?
Speaker 1: Probably?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: What all entails him getting the like you're just like
Speaker 1: commenting on everything now.
Speaker 3: No, it's trying to make sure put it in our groups,
Speaker 3: make sure people share it.
Speaker 1: Oh why did you? How did you really really emphasize
Speaker 1: that it share it?
Speaker 3: Because I don't see you ever sharing stuff. I share
Speaker 3: some stuff means so you don't ever share the show
Speaker 3: or the stream.
Speaker 1: I don't want to share my stream.
Speaker 3: And it's okay, Well I don't want you share.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, all right, I'll do better. I'll do better.
Speaker 3: Okay, would you normally.
Speaker 1: Do a good job?
Speaker 3: Thank you? I try so.
Speaker 1: I mean what what then, I'm just like double streaming.
Speaker 3: Double streaming, doing it on multiple.
Speaker 1: Levels, multiple multiple levels of streaming. I mean, do you
Speaker 1: think that's what the R Kelly was trying to do?
Speaker 3: Oh uh, he try. He tried Golden Shower a couple.
Speaker 1: Of times, right, I think more than a couple.
Speaker 3: Do you think that he has like you should have
Speaker 3: a song called Golden Shower?
Speaker 1: I think Dave Chappelle did a fantastic of the making
Speaker 1: his remaking his song and what he was trying to
Speaker 1: do or I guess I wouldn't say trying to do
Speaker 1: did successful? Yeah that's gross.
Speaker 3: I mean it could be could have been a way worse.
Speaker 1: I guess I don't think so, but I mean it.
Speaker 3: Could have been like P Diddy some oils.
Speaker 1: Does that make it worse? I think that might make
Speaker 1: it better. It's like like a layer of protection over
Speaker 1: the urine, that detection. Yeah, you know, like you know,
Speaker 1: vassiline protect stuff.
Speaker 3: You know, go outside, nerve all right, all.
Speaker 1: Right, that's fine. Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 3: We've got to stop, yea, we gotta stop. Were gonna
Speaker 3: be in trouble of these times, one of these times. Okay,
Speaker 3: maybe I will all right, start show, starts show.
Speaker 4: Okay, this is double fisting TVs matter.
Speaker 5: Scroll into his phone. Scott's down on his business degrees.
Speaker 5: Dustin keeps the show rolling off with a midget anisode
Speaker 5: of talking spots and having fun. We take beer too,
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Speaker 1: We're gonna talk some sports. Got a couple other topics,
Speaker 1: because there's nobody wants to talk about the Twins right now.
Speaker 3: I mean there is.
Speaker 1: I mean I'm kind to do because our bet is
Speaker 1: going really opposite for you very early in the season.
Speaker 1: Yet there's one hundred and sixty two games in the season.
Speaker 1: But uh, I mean, ok, I'm already yet by like
Speaker 1: eleven games on our bet.
Speaker 3: We let's talk about the bet. What is going on
Speaker 3: with the bet for us?
Speaker 1: Who finishes with the better record? I picked the Cubs,
Speaker 1: he picked the Twins, And I think my Cubs are
Speaker 1: like twenty five and you're Twins are like at sixteen wins.
Speaker 1: That's true.
Speaker 3: I just want to like play here surely against the Guardians.
Speaker 1: Guardians y yeah, whatever, But there's still only like three
Speaker 1: games out in the Al Central.
Speaker 3: Al Central has always been like garbage, and.
Speaker 1: A couple of years ago it was like everybody, Yeah.
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Speaker 3: his ass off today and Scott is going to do
Speaker 3: uh it's a fishing opener.
Speaker 1: Yep, he's out there family.
Speaker 3: He up his families with his brother Donnie uh in
Speaker 3: Grand Rapids. So of course all the Wilsons are over there.
Speaker 3: It's like a basically a big ass.
Speaker 1: Thank god he's still with us after the Shenanigans of yesterday.
Speaker 3: No ship, that was okay? Do you want to quickly
Speaker 3: talk about that about?
Speaker 1: All I know is what he text us about the
Speaker 1: It sounded like a lumber falling down. And then everybody's like,
Speaker 1: get down, get out. And there was like a shooting
Speaker 1: over by the West Frasier Fields, the old softball fields there,
Speaker 1: Meg and everybody got okay, and the person got arrested and.
Speaker 3: Sixteen year old kid really yeah, dumb dumb kids doing
Speaker 3: dumb things.
Speaker 1: Yeah fun. Was it multiple or just like one shot?
Speaker 1: Just one?
Speaker 3: I don't know, but I supposedly three people got hurt,
Speaker 3: so problem more than one? List is just some magic
Speaker 3: bullet shit?
Speaker 1: Yeah, what is it the Wanting movie with Angelina and
Speaker 1: Jolie where she can curve it like this. Yeah, tell
Speaker 1: you God, do tell you got to do checks out
Speaker 1: in a science world. Yeah we got it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Justin said, I feel like I should rewrite my
Speaker 3: last comment. It is worded poorly. I did even read
Speaker 3: the last comment. Matt likes the single moms are sad.
Speaker 3: Their defense is lowered.
Speaker 1: Defense Lord lowers down their inhibitions.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, they love at the standards for me, which
Speaker 3: is a nice thing. That's okay, I mean that's okay, right, Sar?
Speaker 3: All right, Uh, should we do the old.
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Speaker 3: All right, so this first one, uh it feels like
Speaker 3: a game. Is this a game? No?
Speaker 1: This is I mean, you can you can make it
Speaker 1: a game. I'd say, but it's kind of a just
Speaker 1: a h JJ McCarthy was with Kay Adams, I believe
Speaker 1: in the Internet says it's true.
Speaker 3: So uh, of course, it's.
Speaker 1: As much googling as I know how to do. I
Speaker 1: googled and it said it's true that JJ McCarthy was
Speaker 1: asked to list his five the top five wide receivers
Speaker 1: in the NFL right now. His list starts off with
Speaker 1: Amen Ross, Saint Brown, what Jamar Chase, dk Metcalf Kula
Speaker 1: and Zay Flowers. Oh weirdly leaving a huff, which some
Speaker 1: people would say that is the best wide receiver in
Speaker 1: the NFL. Justin Jefferson, his teammate. I don't know how
Speaker 1: the question was worded. If it was like maybe outside.
Speaker 3: Of your team, but which makes sense, I don't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so it's that's how he That's what he said,
Speaker 1: and I think it's just kind of funny, like even
Speaker 1: if it was like out of your team, like, no,
Speaker 1: it's still Justin Jefferson's number one. But JJ McCarthy, who
Speaker 1: chose the route of five other players not on his team.
Speaker 3: I had a feeling it had to be like not
Speaker 3: on your team.
Speaker 1: I don't know, I imagine she just who are the best
Speaker 1: five wide receivers? So I don't know which. Again, I
Speaker 1: can't find the video of it. I've just seen like
Speaker 1: tweets and whatever else about it, and.
Speaker 3: My uh yeah X, Travis would say X.
Speaker 1: But yeah, it's popped up on my feed multiple times
Speaker 1: so I could goog listen. It is true. In May
Speaker 1: of twenty twenty six, he did say those five people
Speaker 1: and not his own wide receiver. Really, do you think Justin,
Speaker 1: I mean Justin Jeffers has done nothing but defend him Jesus?
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I mean that happens when you I mean,
Speaker 3: you can't get the ball either kind of overthrow under
Speaker 3: throw them if you.
Speaker 1: Get the Roads nine? Yeah, who I forget? Did did
Speaker 1: he or did he not beat the Lions last year?
Speaker 3: Uh? Okay, let's call him the fuck that.
Speaker 1: And then that's where the nine, his self proclaimed nickname,
Speaker 1: came in.
Speaker 3: Yeah that's okay, I'm fine, everything's fine. No, I'm fine.
Speaker 3: Are you fine?
Speaker 1: Was the last quick thing before we like, you know,
Speaker 1: it's like a little football, but that two losses to
Speaker 1: the Vikings gave the Lions the easiest schedule. You're welcome,
Speaker 1: And then how are you we welcome. I don't know
Speaker 1: you're welcome for losing to us, right, you're welcome. No,
Speaker 1: that we we didn't get the easiest one, obviously, but yeah,
Speaker 1: I just thought that was kind of funny. Get starter
Speaker 1: there that JJ McCarthy didn't mention his own wide receiver.
Speaker 3: It's a tough look.
Speaker 1: It is a tough look.
Speaker 3: But again it's it depends how it's worded, though.
Speaker 1: Do you think he's your try arder?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 1: For him or Kyler? If anybody asked Kyler that question,
Speaker 1: he's hammering justin Jefferson eyes of the one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, jets, all the all the way, all the way
Speaker 3: to the next. All right, next one, let's get to
Speaker 3: the next speer. I'm sorry, think that quick, she said,
Speaker 3: all right, next one. The Timbers are the series is
Speaker 3: tied one one, and they go against the tall fucking
Speaker 3: tree of the Spurs. Don't know his name, Victor Webbin Yama.
Speaker 3: He fell one day and uh owns the.
Speaker 1: Sports podcast does not know Victor Webbin.
Speaker 3: Don't like basketball. I hate basketball.
Speaker 1: I bet it's like it's he's almost to the point
Speaker 1: where like people that don't know basketball know Victor Webbin Yama.
Speaker 3: That's some tall only Yeah.
Speaker 1: He's ridiculously good. But yeah, they stomped the hell out
Speaker 1: of us. I think you was.
Speaker 3: Ninety five or something like that.
Speaker 1: I watched the first half and realized, well, and it
Speaker 1: was getting close to my bedtime anyways, but I watched
Speaker 1: the first half and realized, like, man, we ain't got nothing.
Speaker 1: Aunt was missing everything. He could hit the broadside of
Speaker 1: a bomb, but he's I mean, he's came back early
Speaker 1: from his hyper extended knee. Oof doum. That's I don't know.
Speaker 1: I didn't really think they had a chance to win anyways,
Speaker 1: but then they won Game one. They stucked out. We
Speaker 1: almost gave that away. In game one, they were up
Speaker 1: what six, turn the ball over, They dunked it, turned
Speaker 1: the ball over again, They got another two, so now
Speaker 1: they're only down two. We turned it over again. They
Speaker 1: got a wide open look at a three and clanked
Speaker 1: it at the end of the at the at the buzzer.
Speaker 1: So we barely snuck by the game one. But anytime
Speaker 1: you're in the playoffs and you can sneak out with
Speaker 1: one win on the road, it's pretty good day. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And they're coming back tonight and let's hope they can
Speaker 1: slow them down well, and the Tea Wolves didn't make anything.
Speaker 1: They couldn't again, there wasn't just and none of us,
Speaker 1: none of the t Wolves.
Speaker 3: Could hit the best fucking player ever, just Iron Iron.
Speaker 3: You just can't.
Speaker 1: You just can't dribble the ball, which in basketball is
Speaker 1: kind of a big deal. But he has actually kind
Speaker 1: of made a career out of it without being able to, Like,
Speaker 1: you can't throw it low, you can't throw it high.
Speaker 1: Hold on, he can catch an alleyube. I will I
Speaker 1: will correct myself there, but he's done fairly well. The
Speaker 1: Spurs just they figure out a way when he screens,
Speaker 1: they trap the person with the ball and they are
Speaker 1: like just making them give up the ball to Rudy
Speaker 1: at the top of the tee and he can't dribble
Speaker 1: or do anything like that. So it's kind of a handcuff.
Speaker 1: So I imagine Coach Finch will change that around a little
Speaker 1: bit and hopefully Game two tonight, which I don't have
Speaker 1: to work tomorrow, but I don't know if I can.
Speaker 1: It starts at eight thirty tonight.
Speaker 3: I was gonna turn it on when soon, but.
Speaker 1: Well, we will be done with this podcast before that
Speaker 1: thing starts. I will bed and Tyler sister talking about basketball.
Speaker 1: I'm so glad that x is jumping on dude chat
Speaker 1: Holmgrin and that whole Oakland. I mean, as professional athletes,
Speaker 1: do you think that you would be, like have more
Speaker 1: pride and the way that they flop, Like he got
Speaker 1: like bumped by DeAndre Ayton, like in his chest. He
Speaker 1: flew down to the ground and was grabbing his face.
Speaker 1: It's it's not even just Alexander anymore that's doing it.
Speaker 1: It's the whole damn team. It's just ridiculous to watch.
Speaker 1: It makes basketball so tough to watch, all that flopping.
Speaker 1: It's I just don't get it, like you think I get.
Speaker 1: You know, there's a little gamesmanship in basketball, Like you know,
Speaker 1: everybody's like, oh, Kobe, he drew fowls, but he didn't
Speaker 1: look like he gets shot by a sniper. Yeah, flailing
Speaker 1: around like in the moment they get bump their head,
Speaker 1: everything goes back. It's red. Thing's hard enough and without
Speaker 1: people acting and without them doing anything about it, Like
Speaker 1: there's no fine for flopping.
Speaker 3: There should be there.
Speaker 1: They're supposed to be like, I don't know. They replayed
Speaker 1: that one with chet Holmgren and it was just like
Speaker 1: that's a common foul. Like since you replayed it and
Speaker 1: you watched him absolutely fall down and grab his face
Speaker 1: when it wasn't anywhere close, It's like, come on, man,
Speaker 1: that is I don't know. That's the I think one
Speaker 1: of the biggest problems with basketball now.
Speaker 3: Is more more reason why don't watch basketball. I love
Speaker 3: the nineties type basketball.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's well, I mean eighties, nineties were fantastic, two
Speaker 1: thousands were good, early two thousands, and then it just
Speaker 1: got into this and I don't really hate the three ball.
Speaker 1: Like everybody's like, oh that to ruin the game. Well,
Speaker 1: it's just more points. It's you know, like you make it,
Speaker 1: that's three. And now all the shooters are you know
Speaker 1: there used to have like a few guys that you know,
Speaker 1: hit threes, and everybody else could hit the fifteen footer.
Speaker 1: But now they all can hit the three. The biggs
Speaker 1: can hit the three. It's you know, it's the floor
Speaker 1: and whatever else. But the flopping Oh god, so dumb.
Speaker 1: All right, let's move on for basketball.
Speaker 3: All right. Next one where I gonna put my bud
Speaker 3: in different spots because I can't find Yeah, you do.
Speaker 3: It is the the greatest duet.
Speaker 1: Of all time has been has been coined as pop
Speaker 1: culture has said I Got You Babe by Sonny and Cher,
Speaker 1: great song, and Sonny Bono said he thought the song
Speaker 1: was dumb and didn't think it would go anywhere, but
Speaker 1: pop culture just said that that was the number one
Speaker 1: from nineteen I mean it was created in nineteen sixty five.
Speaker 1: What's your favorite duet? Here's the list?
Speaker 3: Okay, do you want to give you a list? Can
Speaker 3: I give you my list or my number one?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 3: Uh, it's gonna be Dolly and Kenny Isles in the Stream.
Speaker 1: Right, and then this one in no particular order. They
Speaker 1: have endless Love, Diana Ross, lionel Richie.
Speaker 3: Fuck and that guy was going something in Yeah, he
Speaker 3: is going through it.
Speaker 1: Eight, No Mountain high enough with Marvin Gay and Mountain
Speaker 1: we keep singing. And then Island in the Stream was
Speaker 1: number three. Keep saying I thought, uh, don't go breaking
Speaker 1: my heart Elton John and.
Speaker 3: Kiki d don't go breaking my heart.
Speaker 1: See, I didn't think this one would be on there,
Speaker 1: and I not at after I read the list, I
Speaker 1: was gonna go chalk with you and Island in the Stream,
Speaker 1: but under pressure with Queen and David Bowie is unbelievable.
Speaker 1: They obviously I got you, Babe, good song, you Don't
Speaker 1: Bring Me Flowers Barbari streisand and Neil Diamond that one
Speaker 1: I'm not so familiar with, Stop Dragging my Heart around
Speaker 1: with Steve Nickson, top Petty banger, U don't know much,
Speaker 1: Linda Ross Dad and Aaron Neville. No, it's don't know much,
Speaker 1: but I know I love you. And then the last
Speaker 1: one and then up where We Belong with Joe Cocker
Speaker 1: and Jennifer Warns. Those are the top ones. I didn't
Speaker 1: really expect. I thought it was the duets for like
Speaker 1: a was mostly just like guys and girls. But under
Speaker 1: Pressure is such a banger, I mean so much so
Speaker 1: that Vanilla Ice had to steal awesome.
Speaker 3: Also the used and and abused, No h guy from
Speaker 3: a tree using a tree. They made a remake of
Speaker 3: that one too.
Speaker 1: Which one under pressure under Pressure great song. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: would have went with I was gonna go with uh
Speaker 1: Islands in the Stream, Thanks Travis, you know when we're
Speaker 1: doing our baseball games. And then he played that, and
Speaker 1: then he played uh the Heart song we like so
Speaker 1: much straight heat, Yeah, justin.
Speaker 3: Said start calling technical follows on Floppy.
Speaker 1: They should definitely should.
Speaker 3: Uh, Kelsey Johnson's brother twenty two guys in North Branch
Speaker 3: love the show. Hell yeah, that sounds like a do.
Speaker 1: They have Do they have a favorite duet in North Brand?
Speaker 3: What's your favorite duet in North Branch? Because I think
Speaker 3: my sex sounds like two guys here in North Branch.
Speaker 1: That sounds like a that sounds like a video there.
Speaker 3: What's your name?
Speaker 1: What's your name? Though? The lady that bangs everybody a.
Speaker 3: Lot of ladies, Bonnie Blue.
Speaker 1: How do you know that it's called internet? Try it
Speaker 1: out sometime? No, no, god, no, nobody should do that
Speaker 1: like that. But yeah, but the second one would be, uh,
Speaker 1: I don't know much with Aaron Neville, you know, the
Speaker 1: highest voice like Aaron nevillea Eminem coined that term, but
Speaker 1: I thought that was got a little bit of fun.
Speaker 1: Get off of sports because there's not a nobody wants
Speaker 1: to talk with the twins.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't want talk about sports. Twins are on
Speaker 3: Apple TV by the way, too, so that sucks balls,
Speaker 3: which is fine. They probably lose anyways to the Guardians,
Speaker 3: But uh, you.
Speaker 1: Don't know that. You just said they made a trade
Speaker 1: for a guy with like a sixth something.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh, let's talk can we get let's talk about that?
Speaker 1: Yeah, go ahead, Remember I mean that's a duet.
Speaker 3: So the Minnesota Twins a quote unquote traded for a
Speaker 3: guy who's gonna get uh uh put on waivers, which
Speaker 3: is fucking dumb. But his ear is like in the
Speaker 3: six which makes no fucking sense. He's gonna hit the
Speaker 3: waiver wire, so why or hits the Yeah, hits the
Speaker 3: white waiver wire. Who go freeency?
Speaker 1: So but anybody could have grabbed him at that point
Speaker 1: in time. Yeah, and I think they probably, like I said,
Speaker 1: they probably just gave him up for like one of
Speaker 1: those stacking crackers in the ritz thing. They say cash,
Speaker 1: but it was it was crackers.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 3: Cody says, we had limited fun here, limited limited limited, limited,
Speaker 3: limited funny words, limited limited funny words say.
Speaker 1: Probably probably, Oh you got that one. What was the
Speaker 1: word last week? You couldn't say that. I don't know,
Speaker 1: I don't remember, but yeah, that's it all right, move
Speaker 1: on quickly. You said, do you want to make this
Speaker 1: show fast?
Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, let's see you try to find a
Speaker 3: good one, doesn't it?
Speaker 1: Silence time?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 2: Just spin the wheel, to place is located directly north
Speaker 2: of the North Pole. And then she told me she
Speaker 2: loved me, that she lies. That thing I got away
Speaker 2: with what do you do to your hair?
Speaker 3: Lot? What do you do with your hair? Actually just
Speaker 3: got to like a haircut. A couple of days ago.
Speaker 3: I went to the tech here and uh it was nice.
Speaker 3: The girls did my hair. They trimmed my beard since
Speaker 3: I don't have a.
Speaker 1: And what hair products do you?
Speaker 3: What hair products do I use?
Speaker 1: Well? How do you how do you wash? That? Is
Speaker 1: it men's or women's.
Speaker 3: To be honest, like my friend Kelsey, which she would
Speaker 3: probably say, because I use a lot of Like the
Speaker 3: body soap is women's because that's why my hands are
Speaker 3: nice and soft. My body's nice soft and soap? WHI
Speaker 3: is I have like this almond butter soap shampoo? Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: that's really nice.
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Oh god, stay hot.
Speaker 1: Apparently the women's products for you is working keeps your
Speaker 1: body soft and your hands soft. I use a h
Speaker 1: a shampoo and conditioner that helps my thinning hair look
Speaker 1: a little bit full to try to keep the windows
Speaker 1: peaks at bay for a minute. And then I use
Speaker 1: a bar of soap. That's that's what I yeah, outside
Speaker 1: of that. After I was like twelve years old, I
Speaker 1: stopped using like hairspray or moose. It's just however that
Speaker 1: lays down. I don't I don't comb it. Not much
Speaker 1: to comb, but I've never combed it. That's all right,
Speaker 1: just kind of lays the way it doesn't, you know.
Speaker 1: Everyhow and again it's uh, it looks like, you know what,
Speaker 1: Tommy boy does that? But look do a goddamn bridge
Speaker 1: and pudgment. It just kind of stands up on end.
Speaker 1: It just kind of looks wild and crazy. Maybe that's
Speaker 1: because there's a lot of forehead showing.
Speaker 3: I mean there is.
Speaker 1: Right ridge, but I mean after that, you know, there's
Speaker 1: there's eyebrows, ridge, a little bit of forehead and then
Speaker 1: thinning airline.
Speaker 3: But uh, Justin said, are you doing anything for Mother's
Speaker 3: for mother? I think for Mother's Day? Bruce? Are you
Speaker 3: or are you leaving that to Scott since his dad
Speaker 3: made sweet love to your mom? Wow, that's cold blooded.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's kind of a funny story. He was at
Speaker 1: my house and sitting there watching TV and Scott's dad
Speaker 1: walks in and he goes, who's that? You know what?
Speaker 1: Scott's dad and he goes he banged your mom and
Speaker 1: all Rod Scott, Yeah, yeah, my brother. I was like
Speaker 1: ambul that guy banged your mom, Like, yeah, thanks, Justin,
Speaker 1: That's great, real great.
Speaker 3: I didn't know. Yeah, I will, well, sorry.
Speaker 1: Get my mother a present.
Speaker 3: Thanks Justin fucking brilliant. Kelsey's uh, have you you have
Speaker 3: better hair products than me? Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah for sure. Yeah that was live. I jumped on
Speaker 1: and You're like just totally going, well, you know, then
Speaker 1: Kennedy's in the background. I don't even get that stuff.
Speaker 1: Your daughter doesn't get the hair products that you do,
Speaker 1: and the ladies hair products like fucking good, get off
Speaker 1: my I'm not on it, nor near it. It was
Speaker 1: just kind of a shocking. It's like I just assumed
Speaker 1: men used men's hair care products. I guess you know
Speaker 1: what I.
Speaker 3: Mean, women have really nice just like women will use
Speaker 3: men's yodorant. They do all the time. I like to
Speaker 3: use women's body wash.
Speaker 1: Or use Are you on the women's side of that too?
Speaker 1: You know you use ladies for menopause? Use this MAT's
Speaker 1: like I'm hot, hotter.
Speaker 3: Hotter, four pound crappie anyone yet? No?
Speaker 1: No, yeah, might as well go the hell bartender Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was kind of a shock, like I just assumed,
Speaker 1: you know. I mean, for the longest time I used
Speaker 1: old spice, like three in one it was like shampoo,
Speaker 1: conditioner and body wash, and then I was like TikTok
Speaker 1: reels and whatever else were like the worst ever you
Speaker 1: can And that's like, well, maybe that's why my hair is.
Speaker 3: Thinning, Kelsey says metrosexual. Cody says, so are you and
Speaker 3: my sister Kay best friends? No? Yes, yes, they are
Speaker 3: hard pass. Yeah.
Speaker 1: They talk about hair care products all the time together.
Speaker 1: That's how we found out his new formula.
Speaker 3: The almond butter. The almond butter, almond butter.
Speaker 1: My skin soft in my hands, I mean outside of
Speaker 1: the fact that you, dude, do you ever tell like
Speaker 1: I want you to call one are your firemen buddies
Speaker 1: right now and be like, do you use almond butter
Speaker 1: on your skin to keep it?
Speaker 3: Uh? Oh, text Cody right now soft and rejuvenized?
Speaker 1: Do you use anything on your beard?
Speaker 3: I actually have my own product for that, not my own.
Speaker 1: You made your own, Yes, I'm sure you did. Don't
Speaker 1: get the black like that'll probably glow to sick bastard,
Speaker 1: do you women's And maybe I'm the only male that
Speaker 1: doesn't use women's hair care products. I imagine i'm not,
Speaker 1: because there's like a lot of like, you know, just
Speaker 1: for men, and Matt's.
Speaker 3: Like, fuck threw that.
Speaker 1: But I mean, I just there's always these commercials out
Speaker 1: there with like the old spice that's for men that
Speaker 1: have almond butter in them. You say no, you say no.
Speaker 1: Have you tried?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't like him.
Speaker 1: You did try, yeah, because they had almond butter in it.
Speaker 3: Yeah no, No, just didn't work.
Speaker 1: Why did you try it? Then?
Speaker 3: I just like it because I want to. I brought
Speaker 3: a I bought one on the road for a dollar.
Speaker 3: A dollar. JE know it once, I feel like I
Speaker 3: made me. I feel like it made me smell dirtier.
Speaker 3: I assume the old spice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're you're alive today because your grandpa wore old spice.
Speaker 1: It's one of the best jokes.
Speaker 7: Can I please have your attention. I've just been handed
Speaker 7: an urgent and horrifying news story, and I need all
Speaker 7: of you to stop what you're doing and listen.
Speaker 1: Ten pounds, ten pounds, ten pounds, Oh fuck, yeah, good job.
Speaker 3: Would you get crappy? I know I didn't look ooh,
Speaker 3: ten pounds catfish, grayfish?
Speaker 1: Don't you worry about a baby catfish?
Speaker 3: Congrat Thank you, thank you, You're welcome.
Speaker 1: Umm suck that.
Speaker 3: So anyway'm breaking news that I have. I just asked
Speaker 3: one of my best friends, Cody, my former firefighter also
Speaker 3: a deputy sheriff.
Speaker 1: I so badass.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So I asked him, like, do you women's hair products?
Speaker 3: He said no? Lol? All right, well there you go.
Speaker 1: God damn it, your firefighter men are now going to
Speaker 1: be making fun of you.
Speaker 3: What else is fucking new?
Speaker 1: If there's ever a picture of you up at any hall,
Speaker 1: it's gonna have lady parts on it now, or like
Speaker 1: you know, like you're gonna get like a Tier era.
Speaker 3: Liz uh text me said, oh my god, you have
Speaker 3: you are more girlier than me. I like certain things.
Speaker 3: Fuck I touch masks.
Speaker 1: That's not her, that is is it?
Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure it is.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't know or anything.
Speaker 1: I've only seen like uh, I like Josh Gad do
Speaker 1: it and stuff like that on lip syncing. Oh I see,
Speaker 1: but who cares. We're not here for music.
Speaker 3: Here, We're here.
Speaker 1: We're here to talk about Matt's hair care products. Later
Speaker 1: do you do you use the almond butter all the
Speaker 1: way down?
Speaker 3: Well, I usually start out with the hair, then the beard,
Speaker 3: and then we'll kind of go from there, just like.
Speaker 1: The soap and whatever. Just right now, you don't scrub
Speaker 1: down at all.
Speaker 3: I already done that already. What do you mean? Well,
Speaker 3: when I get a shower, I'll to do this as well.
Speaker 3: I brush my teeth in the shower.
Speaker 1: Me too, easier.
Speaker 3: You killow two birds one so on, right, and I
Speaker 3: might be singing the shower too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, do you sound better?
Speaker 3: Obviously? The cusics in the fucking.
Speaker 1: Fantastic and there's nobody around. It's like in your car
Speaker 1: when you don't think anybody's listening. But so you don't
Speaker 1: you don't like grub like you don't take like a
Speaker 1: bar of soap. You just let the soap. I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't. I don't have a loofah, I don't have
Speaker 3: our a little like thing on a stick on things
Speaker 3: use a hand, he's a hand.
Speaker 1: They're so buttery soft, got it's gotta be abrasive. I
Speaker 1: have my bar of soap has like a cover that's
Speaker 1: you know, and then it's it's it's supposed to exfoliate
Speaker 1: your skin. Yeah, just learned that like three months ago
Speaker 1: when Jada got me a new borrow soap, A man soap.
Speaker 1: I gotta say that after I said exfoliate, it's a
Speaker 1: man soap. It's a man soap. I can't remember if
Speaker 1: it's uh sasquatch or whatever the hell that one is,
Speaker 1: but yes, she buys it for me.
Speaker 3: But yeah, oh this is a good one. Bruce, you totally.
Speaker 3: You are totally the Jason Kelsey of the show. Only
Speaker 3: reason why I listen.
Speaker 1: Thank you. That's good. He's far more athletic than me
Speaker 1: and a better talker. But I think you've got better
Speaker 1: hair too. But I bet we would look about the
Speaker 1: same in the speedo when he busted out the American
Speaker 1: flag speedo.
Speaker 3: Find out whip it out?
Speaker 1: Stop it?
Speaker 3: Stop it?
Speaker 1: Because I didn't they stop it? You still stop it?
Speaker 1: All right? That's been the weird far.
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, Matthew's a lady tear leader.
Speaker 3: All right. Next one, Oh well, this one isn't super bad.
Speaker 3: His team stinks worse than a two day old Gasse role.
Speaker 1: Here's the mean. You saw what a pile.
Speaker 3: I don't really called him a pile, but after that
Speaker 3: fucking performance.
Speaker 1: Not terrible.
Speaker 3: They could have done better.
Speaker 1: Nine to six and went five to two and one
Speaker 1: of them was an empty netter. Uh the while, they've
Speaker 1: kind of been all class. I mean, Bret Burns kicked
Speaker 1: Crow Caprice off in the dick, all right, that was
Speaker 1: And I asked, is that a penalty in hockey? I
Speaker 1: guess maybe I don't know the rules, but the puck
Speaker 1: was there and he's trying to kick it out. But
Speaker 1: I think with skates on, you should be able to
Speaker 1: try to kick towards somebody's groin.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 1: You know, Brent Burns and them are doing a great
Speaker 1: job of getting inside her.
Speaker 3: Head wild and uh yeah, and UH love that.
Speaker 1: I don't want to sound like a beaten you know,
Speaker 1: we beat the beaten person here, but uh, not having
Speaker 1: jewel erics and that Brodine, Oh.
Speaker 3: Uh, Cody said twenty five. Dude just learned how to
Speaker 3: stay single with Matt's hair. Yeah, well, good, stay single?
Speaker 3: Do it then? Do it?
Speaker 1: Just get just get caught from across the bar staring
Speaker 1: at jugs happened one time.
Speaker 9: One time I got caught and there at early twenties,
Speaker 9: early twenties, staring at jugs and falls early twenties. Yeah,
Speaker 9: and that happens, right, that might be if you get
Speaker 9: caught lurking with your eyes, that will, you know, help.
Speaker 3: That's why he developed periphiles peris.
Speaker 1: That's that's when. Right then and there, young Matthew was like,
Speaker 1: I can't stare anymore. And much like the Wild, it takes.
Speaker 3: What it takes one time, like Spider Man always his
Speaker 3: everybody's one. That what he said, That's what he said. Okay,
Speaker 3: I don't know if that's for sure what he says,
Speaker 3: but that's what I've always said.
Speaker 1: But I think the Wall to say Paul will make
Speaker 1: an appearance again on Saturday, which is I think good
Speaker 1: for the while that it was a three day.
Speaker 3: Break needed it. Uh, the Wall was getting his ass
Speaker 3: fucking it just more exhaustion. I think, well, he's doing
Speaker 3: it over time. And then all those like.
Speaker 1: Citi's never played seven in a row in his NHL
Speaker 1: career and whatever, I mean, it can't be just on him.
Speaker 1: I mean some of them were right that I.
Speaker 3: Wish Scott was here because Scott would fucking well, just.
Speaker 1: The speed of the avalanche versus the speed of the
Speaker 1: stars is far different. So I mean, I just we
Speaker 1: don't know if we're prepared. We lost two in a
Speaker 1: row to the Stars, came back in one, four to two, back.
Speaker 3: At home, back at almost Saturday.
Speaker 1: Yeah Saturday, and we just got to put up a
Speaker 1: better performance. We weren't totally out of either of these games. No,
Speaker 1: just the end scores. I mean, I don't think we
Speaker 1: were in that game at all, because I mean when
Speaker 1: crill tidends like one to one, I'm like, here we go.
Speaker 1: And then they got a two to one, and then
Speaker 1: it was three to one, but four to one, and
Speaker 1: then I went to the bathroom and it was like
Speaker 1: forty two, Like, well, what the hell just happened? I
Speaker 1: don't even know scored that other.
Speaker 3: Goal the first the first goal the other night was
Speaker 3: like it's a bang, bang, like they got a goal.
Speaker 3: And then Caprizov set right away.
Speaker 1: We did Steve win would.
Speaker 3: Love for.
Speaker 1: Prefer we we put some shots on him. He did,
Speaker 1: he did a good job. I don't know what else
Speaker 1: to say. We got out classed in Colorado. So hope
Speaker 1: we can come back. I think we can. I said
Speaker 1: I think the Wild can win it this year, and
Speaker 1: I hope I'm right, and I'll stick I stand by
Speaker 1: that you stand by that. I stick by that. Stand
Speaker 1: by them, bar stand on that. Do you want to shot?
Speaker 2: Then it goes at least game It's now time and
Speaker 2: for another Peter Beley sports to.
Speaker 1: Game seven at least.
Speaker 3: Okay, so a game seven, game.
Speaker 1: Seven, even if the Avalanche win, I bet it goes
Speaker 1: at least to game seven.
Speaker 3: Okay, check?
Speaker 2: Got it?
Speaker 3: All right? Cool? Got it? So you want to go
Speaker 3: to a game seven?
Speaker 1: And if I think that's the only way, that's that's
Speaker 1: It's gotta be a long series. We're not gonna win
Speaker 1: the next four in a row. It's not gonna be
Speaker 1: game six. So we gotta win three out of them,
Speaker 1: you know, four out of the next you know, God damn,
Speaker 1: you got it up. It's an uphill battle. It's an
Speaker 1: uphill battle. McKinnon's a monster, I mean, but I mean
Speaker 1: he was being aggressively. I mean, I'm pretty sure that
Speaker 1: was boarding on Quinn hughes.
Speaker 3: Oh he got his teeth kicked in there.
Speaker 1: They're getting used to the Quinn spin. You know, he
Speaker 1: doesn't he spins. It's like they were pretty on that
Speaker 1: hoping they get a little cocky maybe, you know, and
Speaker 1: let off the gas. But because most of the time,
Speaker 1: the President's cover whatever. The team with the best record
Speaker 1: in the NHL normally loses in the first or second round,
Speaker 1: and I think they're they're trying to put that one
Speaker 1: to rest with Steve Winwood and hate.
Speaker 3: His name's Wedgewood, but it's Windwood to us.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's he's a higher love.
Speaker 3: Hey, fucking banger song it is.
Speaker 1: It's a good song, but it's unfortunate, especially being and
Speaker 1: jewel lyrics and X scated today and then was sitting
Speaker 1: on the bench, so it's not looking good for him
Speaker 1: to start tomorrow. They moved a year off up to
Speaker 1: the line Two's a guy that I was, you know
Speaker 1: this year is hoping was going to be better. He's
Speaker 1: been doing, you know, a lot better, and you just
Speaker 1: we can't give up these I mean, Gustuson kind of
Speaker 1: started off soft, so I guess I don't know.
Speaker 3: Well, we need him to show up in his fucking
Speaker 3: snowmobiler again because last time when you called his ass out,
Speaker 3: yeah he called the show. It's on his fuck of
Speaker 3: snowmobile and he reamed you reamed his ass out.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, Well, I need the wall of Saint Paul,
Speaker 1: I need, I need yesper Walstead to stand the fuck up,
Speaker 1: be better.
Speaker 3: Be better, do better.
Speaker 1: I mean, although he was a rookie and he got
Speaker 1: us out of the first round. Since twenty fifteen, maybe
Speaker 1: maybe we celebrated a little too much. I mean, most
Speaker 1: of those guys, I don't think any of those guys
Speaker 1: were on the same on that team. So let's say
Speaker 1: eleven years ago. Nope, not a chance. I didn't even
Speaker 1: think we have any coaches.
Speaker 3: Probably not.
Speaker 1: Andrew Burnett finally got fired. He must have had, like
Speaker 1: I don't know how many coaches he went through and
Speaker 1: was still the assistant coach. But oh boy, Minnesota sports
Speaker 1: for you, Yeah, it's a good time. Well, hey, they're
Speaker 1: they're playing Lisa there, they're there. You can't win a
Speaker 1: championship without being in the playoffs. They write that down.
Speaker 1: It's like put that down with Wayne Gretzky's you missed
Speaker 1: one hundred cent of the shots you don't take. Right
Speaker 1: next to that, Bruce Legs can't win a championship without
Speaker 1: being in the playoffs.
Speaker 3: Boom, that's a great meme.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there it is.
Speaker 3: That's great.
Speaker 1: And I just came up with that on my own.
Speaker 1: Somebody else might have said it. But I said it
Speaker 1: now I don't know. Nope, I just can't wear that
Speaker 1: my own straight ahead. All right, it's move on from
Speaker 1: the wild depression. Oh yeah, they're gonna winning Game seven though.
Speaker 3: Alright, Oh, it looks like the Minnesota Vikings have added
Speaker 3: another receiver. Why did they add another receiver, Bruce?
Speaker 1: Oh, well, we needed one because we lost Jalen Naylor,
Speaker 1: so we needed to add a receiver. And Juwan Jennings
Speaker 1: he's got a lot of touchdowns in his career. Like
Speaker 1: even his first year he only got was it twenty
Speaker 1: four catches and he had five touchdowns, and last year
Speaker 1: he had fifty five catches and nine touchdowns. So he's
Speaker 1: kind of like a red zone target. And if everybody
Speaker 1: forgets I know the forty nine ers lost in that
Speaker 1: Super Bowl, he made that sick catch like you bounced off.
Speaker 1: Somebody got it down to like the one or the two.
Speaker 1: So I it's a good signing. You know, it's only
Speaker 1: eight million bucks, is that it? Well? And with incentives
Speaker 1: they can get up to thirteen, so it's still right.
Speaker 1: But he's still younger and he doesn't have all the
Speaker 1: garbage like a Tyreek Hill or a DEEO Samuels. Can't
Speaker 1: remember who else was on the market that was, like,
Speaker 1: you know, more well known. So I think he's he's
Speaker 1: got a lot of football left in him.
Speaker 3: Racy Harvin still yes, but he's got you got headaches,
Speaker 3: migrant ship.
Speaker 1: He's probably probably just as fast as anybody in the NFL.
Speaker 3: Still run him deep, run him deep fucking nine out here.
Speaker 1: Thanks Davis.
Speaker 3: Deep.
Speaker 1: Matt's like draft Tremarcus Russell too. You throw the ball
Speaker 1: seventy five knees, throw over at the stadium.
Speaker 3: You know what?
Speaker 1: We needed another live this year. I mean ty Felton.
Speaker 1: We drafted ahead of camp Scataboo last year, which kind of.
Speaker 7: I do.
Speaker 1: He doesn't believe in c T CTE. You shouldn't tell
Speaker 1: it too late.
Speaker 3: Probably has it.
Speaker 1: We don't know that.
Speaker 3: What he's Yeah, dude runs like a fucking angry man.
Speaker 1: That's that's good. Good, Yeah, John Riggins, I don't think
Speaker 1: he had c T Maybe he did, I guess. I
Speaker 1: don't know. But you know who knows. He's a young
Speaker 1: running back. So he's just a bro man, and that's
Speaker 1: why everybody thinks he's got ct He's a dude, he's
Speaker 1: a bro he's a dude, he's a bro. You're not
Speaker 1: a dude. He's like a bro. He like he talks
Speaker 1: like the youngsters do, which, like you know, anytime I
Speaker 1: watch a video with him talking, I don't understand most
Speaker 1: of it, Like.
Speaker 3: Anything like Aiden talks to me, I'm like, slow down.
Speaker 1: So what if he wasn't wearing a hat? I don't
Speaker 1: get it.
Speaker 3: A text me like, it's incorrect spelling, and I thought
Speaker 3: I was bad. Oh yeah, and it's incorrect spelling. I'm like,
Speaker 3: I think I know what he means.
Speaker 1: Yeah, fuck it, it's ironic. There's something coming on in
Speaker 1: the news about that.
Speaker 3: What spelling something along those lines. Interesting. It's interesting is
Speaker 3: that for later? Is that a later Bruce is picking
Speaker 3: up on the yeah, the old on the old T stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah, finally forty four years my name is Bruce, but
Speaker 1: uh yeah. And the Vikings also have a GM search
Speaker 1: going on now after the draft, which I thought is very,
Speaker 1: very weird. But here are some names.
Speaker 3: Do you want music?
Speaker 1: Not really, it doesn't really matter. We'll put some music
Speaker 1: on it.
Speaker 3: Okay, hold on, now I fucking left it.
Speaker 1: Because Rob Razinski was their acting GM and now they're
Speaker 1: uh he said, fuck, they're so far, the Vikings have
Speaker 1: interviewed UH the Bill's assistant GM, Terrence Gray, and here
Speaker 1: are some other hot names. Dave Ziggler of the Titans,
Speaker 1: John McKay of the Rams, Okay Nolan Teasley of the Seahawks,
Speaker 1: and Chad Alexander of the Chargers, all very kind of
Speaker 1: up and coming teams. So we'll see. Hopefully none of
Speaker 1: those guys use Pro Football Focus for their draft boards.
Speaker 1: That would be phenomenal. I don't have a horse in
Speaker 1: that race. I don't have one that I think is
Speaker 1: above the other ones. But I don't understand why you would,
Speaker 1: let you know, an intern G run the draft the
Speaker 1: moment they said that, I never got it, but.
Speaker 3: I like their draft to be honest, I totally forgot
Speaker 3: that they had an assistant GM for the draft and
Speaker 3: interim in. Yeah, same church, different right.
Speaker 1: Right, Zamboni, Ambony whatever you know, kind of the same. No, No,
Speaker 1: I'm not never zamboning. I'm not a monster Jesus uncultured swine.
Speaker 3: I'm not.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes you are, but so I don't know. It's
Speaker 1: just kind of weird to me that they're picking the
Speaker 1: GM after the draft and after free agencies already started
Speaker 1: their team's already set, and now you're going to pick
Speaker 1: a GM to guide your team with what like, what
Speaker 1: trades during the year, I mean in the upcoming years?
Speaker 1: Sure you know, don't you know? Don't go crazy and
Speaker 1: then take your team from cap Hell. We're all like, sweet,
Speaker 1: we're out of cap Hell and then put it right
Speaker 1: a cap hill.
Speaker 3: So I remember how much you guys really loved him.
Speaker 3: I like the idea of him. Nah, don't fucking back
Speaker 3: out of him. What do you mean all about it?
Speaker 1: Tell me how it was all about.
Speaker 3: I didn't go back and find you find that, you
Speaker 3: find that, you tell me that.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, qusy, don't foments. I knew nothing
Speaker 1: about him. Again, I'd be like, I don't have a
Speaker 1: horse in this race. I don't know nothing about him.
Speaker 1: But he wasn't gonna be Zimmer. And then it's like, okay,
Speaker 1: he's not gonna be Zimmer. He's more analytically based. Zimmer
Speaker 1: was like, you know, more of the feel of the
Speaker 1: game and whatever else. First draft, what's to do? He
Speaker 1: trades backs like, oh my god, we have Spielman again.
Speaker 1: That's not Zimmer, but Spielman. We got Spielman again. And
Speaker 1: then in the next year's draft. He took Kevin O'Connell,
Speaker 1: slamming his fist down to go take Addison because he's
Speaker 1: gonna try to trade back. And then he made trades
Speaker 1: with our rivals, like you know, Detroit got Jamison Williams
Speaker 1: because I think the Packers got Christian Watson because of him.
Speaker 1: It's like, don't be giving division rivals weapons like you
Speaker 1: have the face for years, so I don't ever think
Speaker 1: I love him that not this guy, and I stand
Speaker 1: up by saying normally because like you know, the whole
Speaker 1: Darnald thing, I loved it. I was right about him
Speaker 1: coming to Minnesota, and then I was like, oh, too
Speaker 1: much money, he should leave. He won a Super Bowl
Speaker 1: pie in my face?
Speaker 3: What kind of pie?
Speaker 1: What do you think banana cream pie and hair pie?
Speaker 1: You understand what you picking it up wh I'm putting.
Speaker 8: Down, piet I just took over banana cream strawberry shirt, rubar.
Speaker 3: Ubar French Ti Median over there close to guy.
Speaker 1: But that is pretty much it for the first half.
Speaker 3: We uh hold on, I don't get to the music.
Speaker 1: Motor through this. Just Matt does not he owns the
Speaker 1: sports Card podcast and does not does not care for sports,
Speaker 1: talk too much about sports.
Speaker 3: You lose him.
Speaker 1: You start look at him. He's on his phone and
Speaker 1: all he does then is just randomly hit button bars.
Speaker 1: Like a woman in your room, chambermaid.
Speaker 3: Explain what a chamber Uh a chambermaid is?
Speaker 1: I think that's just like what the like, you know,
Speaker 1: like a maid, you know, like basically like back in
Speaker 1: the day, like you know, like clean up the castle, chambermaid.
Speaker 3: It's a woman in your room.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's a woman in your room.
Speaker 3: That bit from Seinfeld George Castanza.
Speaker 1: He screwed a uh house, not the house cleaning, but
Speaker 1: the cleaning lady at his job.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and he got fired.
Speaker 1: That's such a funny bit. So, uh, you had sex
Speaker 1: with the cleaning lady? Yeah, I know I didn't. Who
Speaker 1: told you that she did?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Well, I mean is that at my other job?
Speaker 2: That was that?
Speaker 1: You're not supposed to do that here? No? No, and
Speaker 1: he lost to Rachel Green.
Speaker 3: Yep, that sucks, idiots. No, it's fine.
Speaker 1: Nipples, man, it's all a choke.
Speaker 3: That happen.
Speaker 1: Greatest character in television history, one of them, and a
Speaker 1: set of nipples.
Speaker 3: Said fuck you all right, be back a little bit.
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Speaker 3: has he's been out doing something for sure. Of course
Speaker 3: we have miss connections, and then news are the weird.
Speaker 3: We finally, what hell's Kevin doing? Be back on instead
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Speaker 3: Welcome back to be Sports, where we continue to be
Speaker 3: the semi pro sports talk. My name's mc geffrey. To
Speaker 3: my immedia left is.
Speaker 1: Bruce leg Oh. We have a bit of breaking news.
Speaker 3: Do you want the button?
Speaker 1: Go ahead? Yeah?
Speaker 3: All right, hold on that one off that one?
Speaker 7: All right, gentlemen, can I please have your attention. I've
Speaker 7: just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. It's
Speaker 7: not super breaking all of you stop what you're doing
Speaker 7: and listen.
Speaker 1: Not super breaking, but we've got to cover in the
Speaker 1: first half. The w NBA kicks off tonight, the Liberty
Speaker 1: versus the Sun.
Speaker 3: We didn't know. Ah, it's all right, thank god, thank god,
Speaker 3: we have more basketball. I was so worried.
Speaker 1: That means the links are starting up soon. A championship squad,
Speaker 1: champions from around here.
Speaker 3: I heard they're good. Not quite sure how good, but
Speaker 3: I heard they're good.
Speaker 1: That's it, that's it. I just popped up on my
Speaker 1: phone and my little bit report. I was like, oh, yes,
Speaker 1: it can be funny.
Speaker 3: All right. I thought it was a lot more than that.
Speaker 1: But you're not podcasting WNBA.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Later. I'm so happy that I'm evolved in it
Speaker 3: so much right now you are, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well you should be with all your lady haircare products,
Speaker 1: you know, maybe some of the stuff that you like,
Speaker 1: they promote.
Speaker 3: You know, what I do, what I can do, what
Speaker 3: I can, oh.
Speaker 2: Do have an awkward encounter with the supermarkets and don't
Speaker 2: know where else to turn searching for love on the internet.
Speaker 2: It's time for missed connections with Matt Jeffrey.
Speaker 3: All right, So if you know what miss connections is
Speaker 3: I try to find miss connections all around this land.
Speaker 3: And some of them are good, some of them are bad,
Speaker 3: some of them are just okay. Sounds like my love
Speaker 3: life in general. It sounds like my baseball career. That's
Speaker 3: why he's not that good for a lot of different things. Anyways,
Speaker 3: Oh too much a rimshot. That not work the way
Speaker 3: I wanted to do.
Speaker 1: Is that what she said? Yeah, that's what she said.
Speaker 3: Can you hear me? Because I can't hear myself, I
Speaker 3: can hear you. Okay, now just turned that down? All right?
Speaker 3: Here we go, new ones, this one. This one is
Speaker 3: in Eugene. I assume Oregon.
Speaker 1: I'm assuming who knows?
Speaker 3: Who knows? Uh? Misconnection and Starlight Lounge Me small dude
Speaker 3: with a wooden stick for a cane and a book
Speaker 3: as a and a book as big as my face.
Speaker 3: You nice dude with the confidence to get on stage.
Speaker 3: Just turned the just turned the Douglas Adams number.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Fuck that means? Uh? You you were suggesting an author
Speaker 3: to me, but my friend who wanted to dip out
Speaker 3: while you were in the bathroom. That fucking sucks. Wabashaw
Speaker 3: who is the author? Also? You were fun to talk to.
Speaker 1: When you said when you started saying what, I was like,
Speaker 1: where the hell is this going?
Speaker 3: Would? So that's it for that one.
Speaker 1: So was that guy to GIRLERU.
Speaker 3: I did not mention which one.
Speaker 1: The wooden stick.
Speaker 3: That could be a lot of different with a book
Speaker 3: as big as his head, that's what it says, lucky, lucky.
Speaker 3: Next one, this is bully City misconnection. Me average looking
Speaker 3: bought chipper guy in a red Corvette all my way
Speaker 3: to pick up some transmission fluid at the car dealership
Speaker 3: on fifteen five oh one. You middle aged lady in
Speaker 3: a gray blue recent model Hondai hatchback, driving ten to
Speaker 3: fifteen miles p hour slower wileys, suggesting with your hand
Speaker 3: and speaking like you were giving a lecture. I think
Speaker 3: you had per I think you had a personal plate.
Speaker 3: We locked eyes for the first time and or just
Speaker 3: a moment as I drove pass you kept the distance
Speaker 3: about a quarter of a mile thereafter. I'll never forget you.
Speaker 1: That's a that's a real weird one.
Speaker 3: That's interesting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's interesting.
Speaker 3: He's got a corvette from from Yeah, a little red
Speaker 3: corvette like like Prince.
Speaker 1: Is that the the chicken National Lampoons.
Speaker 3: Did you like she had a red Corvette? Yeah, and
Speaker 3: he's trying to be all cool about it.
Speaker 1: And then he ends up underneath the semi.
Speaker 3: No, that was you make you're making two movies together,
Speaker 3: but same person though Litter doesn't.
Speaker 1: He has to swerve though, because he's like paying attention
Speaker 1: to her.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but am I I don't think I'm wrong? No,
Speaker 3: because they were two semis together and he was like
Speaker 3: talking about something and then gently just went to underneath
Speaker 3: the semi in a Christmas van Christmas vacation.
Speaker 1: So when was he talking to the girl in the
Speaker 1: red corp?
Speaker 3: That was either Vegas vacation or it was a vacation
Speaker 3: or National lampoon one of the first ones.
Speaker 1: If vacation was the first one, and that it was
Speaker 1: like Christmas vacation, and then there was Veguus vacation.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah for the European one too, don't forget about
Speaker 3: that one.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Anyways, next one, CTC misconnection. If anyone at CTC, sorry,
Speaker 3: start over Take two. If anyone at CTC has an
Speaker 3: idea which co worker this would be? Please DM me.
Speaker 3: White male, mid thirties or forties, bald, with dark facial hair,
Speaker 3: drives a black grand Cherokee l probably an altitude package,
Speaker 3: gets into work around seven to twenty am. That's fucking weird.
Speaker 3: Docer presumably lives somewhere south of Auburn Hills. Again weird,
Speaker 3: since since in the far right lane to get upset
Speaker 3: when people merge onto I seventy five north from fifty nine.
Speaker 3: Has a bit of an anger problem. Haunks his horning
Speaker 3: gives the strangers the midut finger for thirty plus seconds.
Speaker 3: Didn't realize there there are coworkers. I'm so happy to
Speaker 3: be back in the office. It would love a chance
Speaker 3: you get to know my new friend and meet up
Speaker 3: for some deep collaborations and he helped. Would be appreciated.
Speaker 1: Did you stay in the same office? Yeah, yes, good
Speaker 1: god man, go down the floor, make your way across
Speaker 1: the roind Yeah. You know what he looks like, obviously
Speaker 1: stuck his ass, find out or just getting his way.
Speaker 1: You'll middle finger you for thirty seconds.
Speaker 3: Middle finger.
Speaker 1: Oh, I suppose that's what she's hoping for.
Speaker 3: It's probably like it could be a finger somewhere else. Yeah,
Speaker 3: could be a finger in your room, little finger? All right?
Speaker 3: Next one magic con vegas, Yeah, all right, We spoke
Speaker 3: in front of the Winter Bloom tent at the Area
Speaker 3: fifteen party. Your friend Brandon was with you. You wore
Speaker 3: a white cap and plant pattern shirt. You love love
Speaker 3: all capitalized by the way you love Slay the Spire
Speaker 3: convinced me to start playing it when I get at home.
Speaker 3: I enjoy talking with you, and I would love to
Speaker 3: pick up where we left off. Want to want to
Speaker 3: get a game in before it's all over.
Speaker 1: You gotta see now that one's like you you know
Speaker 1: the game, and you know those guys gonna be at
Speaker 1: the Magic Con next year. I've never heard of that
Speaker 1: game Slay the Spire. I want it? Is that like
Speaker 1: a Dungeons and Dragons type deal?
Speaker 3: Or who knows it's gonna happen?
Speaker 1: That's that was very I was hoping there's gonna be
Speaker 1: like I loved your wand.
Speaker 3: You had thick wand wow, whoa my bad? All right?
Speaker 3: Next one? This is now we're into Minnesota. Finally, these
Speaker 3: are the ones I love the most and for the
Speaker 3: people are North Branch. Hope you can find these people
Speaker 3: for me. Do you do your job all right? Hive
Speaker 3: woman in Marshall, We I flirted while you were getting food.
Speaker 3: We playful greet at each other for a couple of days,
Speaker 3: but I haven't seen you since and miss set what
Speaker 3: what does Michael Scott saying you.
Speaker 1: Gotta be in the playoffs to win a championship.
Speaker 3: Sailed it?
Speaker 1: You missed one hundred percent of the shots you don't.
Speaker 3: Shoot, quoting Wayne Gretski and Michael Scott.
Speaker 1: Think I think Michael Scott said it better.
Speaker 3: I think so too. Guy on a Harley this is
Speaker 3: the South Bloomington, was over at the cub in Bloomington
Speaker 3: and saw you on your motorcycle. Thought you saw me too?
Speaker 3: You look you look good on your on your bike.
Speaker 3: If you did see that, if you did see me too,
Speaker 3: drop a line. Let's chat.
Speaker 1: Don't all dudes like good on bikes?
Speaker 3: You know?
Speaker 1: It's that like the that's why they do them. They're
Speaker 1: like all studeley manly, not having.
Speaker 3: All right for the women here for the ladies. Do
Speaker 3: you guys like men on bikes? Motorcycles not not bikes?
Speaker 1: Scream?
Speaker 2: D you eyes.
Speaker 3: Scream not today?
Speaker 1: Hey? You never know, No, there might be you know what,
Speaker 1: he's probably really health conscious, Maybe he doesn't have a
Speaker 1: d Maybe he's riding his bike to be in better
Speaker 1: shape and live longer. Okay, it's like the runners I
Speaker 1: see on my way to work in the morning. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: ambitious bastard. The ones on my way home from work
Speaker 1: like good for you? You know what morning once it's
Speaker 1: like six in the morning, Like you, bastard. I hate
Speaker 1: you so much. Motivated of a bitch, I can't force
Speaker 1: myself to run it all. Here you are up this early,
Speaker 1: just running.
Speaker 3: Away motorcycles at at least three points. See so you,
Speaker 3: Jada says you need to get a motcycle.
Speaker 1: Looks like that's not kid friendly.
Speaker 3: You know that pads are almost out of the house.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, they're not. Jeckson's eleven.
Speaker 3: Oh shit, maybe so you got six seven years lest
Speaker 3: I could?
Speaker 1: I could rock a moped? Does moped add points? Is
Speaker 1: that negative?
Speaker 3: All I think about is saving Silverman. It's on a
Speaker 3: fucking moped.
Speaker 1: See badass, you got the girl kind of See he
Speaker 1: did need two of them. It's a two fer mopeds
Speaker 1: mopeds all right?
Speaker 3: Mopeds is going on the list.
Speaker 1: Oh that is something. When I was a younger person,
Speaker 1: I used to rock around good old motive.
Speaker 3: Your wife says, Bruce is already a ten.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 3: Oh what a fuck up? It stop still the goose beautiful?
Speaker 3: All right? This one's up at Gonvic. So this is
Speaker 3: up here for us.
Speaker 1: Are they on a moped? Because I'd be sick.
Speaker 3: We're gonna find out heresly, Gonvic, Sunday, April nineteen, four
Speaker 3: thirty pm. Up in Godwow, I saw you behind the
Speaker 3: counter when I stopped to buy a coffee on a
Speaker 3: long drive. Waited all my life to see you for
Speaker 3: one minute and jo in your ball black, in your
Speaker 3: black sweatshirt and jeans. It was a blessing.
Speaker 1: She knows where to find him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no shit, it's a different job. It's in Gonvic.
Speaker 3: There's not many fucking places to go, true.
Speaker 1: But he could get a different job, maybe somewhere else.
Speaker 1: Maybe he goes to the bar. It could be a
Speaker 1: bartender there.
Speaker 3: I mean it could be.
Speaker 1: Or you can go there and be like, hey, this
Speaker 1: dude a black sold me coffee, Like where's it? Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're like, oh, John, two blocks over.
Speaker 3: That got there, Kelsey says. Matt owns a tricycle and
Speaker 3: picks up the girls that way. I would too, Would
Speaker 3: I pull it?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: You would? I pull it off?
Speaker 1: What's that thing? The kids ride the big wheels had
Speaker 1: a big wheel obviously.
Speaker 3: Hold up, well we'll say, we'll say because I got
Speaker 3: I got one more, they will do one more. Matthew,
Speaker 3: all right. Last one. This is the coon rapids barista
Speaker 3: at Starbucks near the theater on Sunday. I think I
Speaker 3: know what this is Asian barista. Second time we chatted
Speaker 3: at the drive through. I owe you and your co
Speaker 3: worker is a big tip? Where can I say.
Speaker 1: Ulterior meaning yes?
Speaker 3: I want to say yes. I wanna say yes.
Speaker 1: Or maybe you just didn't have money that day?
Speaker 3: Okay, but no, a fucking big ass guy. Damn coffee?
Speaker 1: Was it from a Starbucks?
Speaker 3: Yes? The Starbucks dollars at least mine's eight from Cariboo?
Speaker 1: Oh fuck, humble umble, So you're not You're not a
Speaker 1: Starbucks guy.
Speaker 3: You're no, I'm a Caribou guy for sure. Why I
Speaker 3: don't like Starbucks? I support local? Well I shouldn't say
Speaker 3: that because as a go for a I can't.
Speaker 1: Is Cariboo from Minnesota? Yes? You didn't know that you
Speaker 1: Why would I know that?
Speaker 3: Idiot?
Speaker 1: Anyways, was a first cab. So the first one was
Speaker 1: is there anyone outside of Minnesota?
Speaker 3: I think in Wisconsin probably drunken Scott, drunken Scani's over.
Speaker 1: There stealing our cariboo coffee.
Speaker 3: Stealing our women is stealing a kabou coffee.
Speaker 1: Isn't there like a drink cariboo loo or something like
Speaker 1: that that one of the rappers used to sing about. Right,
Speaker 1: I think I'm mistaken. I probably mistaken.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 2: The Book of Matthew We're Get Free tells stories from
Speaker 2: his past. Let's open up to the next chapter in
Speaker 2: the Book of Matthew. Suddenly it smells musty in here.
Speaker 1: How many pages are on this book?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 3: Not quite sure. It's a lot, a lot of chapters.
Speaker 1: Uh, you should start writing these down and then put
Speaker 1: out your own little book and see how many people
Speaker 1: on the Beer Belly Sports Network five like the brocode
Speaker 1: from How I Met Your Mother. Oh, but go on,
Speaker 1: continue about your big wheel then you picked up chicks
Speaker 1: with or whatever.
Speaker 3: And some of the comments kel said, only and coon
Speaker 3: rapids because the Asian barista Justin said big pimping in
Speaker 3: the power wheels. Hell, yeah, big pimpin And that was
Speaker 3: that was that was motorized. I'd have I'd have motorized, yeah,
Speaker 3: Kelsey says, South Dakota North North Kota. South Dkota has
Speaker 3: Cariboo as well. Yes, Bruce, there is. There was a song,
Speaker 3: yes right, see, thank you all right. My my story
Speaker 3: for this week for the Book of Matthew is big wheels.
Speaker 3: We had not one tumble brag of them. Mitch and
Speaker 3: I both had one.
Speaker 1: So and the way parents this one, you had two
Speaker 1: big wheels. Dad's not listening. I hope he is, Gene,
Speaker 1: I hope you're listening.
Speaker 3: For the love, I hope he's listening to this one.
Speaker 3: If not, I already got trouble once for telling a
Speaker 3: story about my dad on actual radio. He was fucking pissed.
Speaker 1: What did you say?
Speaker 3: Can't say it?
Speaker 1: Not nice? Drive? Damn it.
Speaker 3: Let's see if I get a text suit or even
Speaker 3: worse a comment.
Speaker 1: I know, God, that'd be great. So God, my son,
Speaker 1: what did he do?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 1: What the big wheel?
Speaker 3: Oh no, my mom was present for this one. So
Speaker 3: Mitch and I we had We had big wheels. And
Speaker 3: Mitch and I have fifteen months apart. So in peer
Speaker 3: if you know or can't pu, South Dakota is peer,
Speaker 3: not peer, of course. Idiots. In the park we had, Uh,
Speaker 3: it's a big long park. It's a big long driveway
Speaker 3: and the house we lived over by the park. So
Speaker 3: Mitch and I both got our big wheels in our
Speaker 3: diapers and took off down ago. Yes, nailed it. Uh
Speaker 3: we went down this. We were down the park and
Speaker 3: we had a line of fucking cars behind us in
Speaker 3: our big wheels in our diaper. You know where Dad
Speaker 3: was in one of the cars behind you? No sleeping,
Speaker 3: Oh for sure, Miles pissed. Weird, That's something I would do,
Speaker 3: right yeah. Uh. Anyways, we had a big ass line
Speaker 3: of cars and that that probably the park is probably
Speaker 3: itself maybe a quarter of a mile long, So we
Speaker 3: had a long ass line behind the MISSI and I
Speaker 3: just tag team right beside each other, just rolling rolling.
Speaker 1: You you're like the bikers, man, basically like they roll
Speaker 1: next to each other.
Speaker 3: I have no idea.
Speaker 1: How do you have any idea? Like the bicycle symbols,
Speaker 1: like how to turn right? How to you with the hands?
Speaker 3: And we're probably two to this day though right now?
Speaker 1: Do you know?
Speaker 3: Right? Left?
Speaker 1: Right? Obviously right right?
Speaker 3: Fucking idiots I look like you were doing.
Speaker 1: Why, oh my god, So you guys are rolling and
Speaker 1: keeping traffic going. You guys have no idea? Both in diapers.
Speaker 3: Who's older? I am by fifteen months.
Speaker 1: And you're still the diapers? So older brother? Uh? Next
Speaker 1: pulled the rolling with your bottles?
Speaker 3: Yeah? So I text my mom like, how old her
Speaker 3: are we when this happened? So we'll find out what
Speaker 3: she says.
Speaker 1: But what's the rest of the story? Just did you
Speaker 1: held the traffic?
Speaker 3: Held the traffic? Like? That's sorry, it's a random story.
Speaker 1: Right, Did you guys have any clothes on her? Just diapers?
Speaker 3: As far as I know, Mom said, we just had
Speaker 3: fucking diapers on.
Speaker 1: A boy rolling out there, the shirts off, Yeah, catching
Speaker 1: some raids, big wheel in it, fuck big wheeling it.
Speaker 1: I imagine knowing you as well, you were probably trying
Speaker 1: to pop like a wheelie in that sucker.
Speaker 3: I probably who knows, big old stain coming out the backside.
Speaker 1: Of that diaper. It's a fucking story or it's up
Speaker 1: your back?
Speaker 3: Oh, oh my god, what a story? Mark?
Speaker 1: So did what eventually you pulled off? Or you just
Speaker 1: kept rolling and cars started passing you? Is there any
Speaker 1: end of this particular story? Or just you held up traffic?
Speaker 3: We just held the traffic? Really know big my mom was,
Speaker 3: I don't know she was.
Speaker 1: I imagine the people in the cars were like, what
Speaker 1: the hell are these kids? And then there's somebody that's
Speaker 1: like one car or maybe two cars, maybe the car
Speaker 1: right behind you going the.
Speaker 3: Damn Jeffreys parking at it again.
Speaker 1: They're gonna destroy that poor man.
Speaker 3: Juice box in hands. Oh yeah, jas and juice box
Speaker 3: in hands. Tody says, Uh, when you talk to my sister,
Speaker 3: ask her about about how I was the best little brother.
Speaker 3: Ask her about the flag pole and the other candlestick lights. Intriguing. Uh,
Speaker 3: that's from Cody to his sister Kelsey.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, intriguing, intriguing.
Speaker 3: I will ask her they have a big wheel, must
Speaker 3: have who.
Speaker 1: Knows with a can with a candlestick too? That's god.
Speaker 1: I hope you guys had like some of those fake
Speaker 1: tattoos onto you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, speaking of that, dude, they have Now I saw.
Speaker 1: How you had like a farmer's tand going on with that,
Speaker 1: with that all in butter, how does that work?
Speaker 3: Don't worry about it. I saw on the old Tickety
Speaker 3: Talk Shop that you can get sleeves. Is how you
Speaker 3: do it? Like like tattoos, and your kids have like
Speaker 3: watered ones. Yeah, like you just press on and just
Speaker 3: give you like sleeves.
Speaker 1: Getting get one? I think, I mean outside of the
Speaker 1: tramp staff one you already own, that, says open.
Speaker 3: Kelsey says, no, I hate him, oh allegedly. Yeah, all right,
Speaker 3: should we get into your do you want to do? Yeah,
Speaker 3: let's do it. Yeah.
Speaker 1: It's Kevin first, Kevin first, Kevin black hair, and he's
Speaker 1: where oh where over there?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 1: Well, Kevin is woke up and he's hungry, son of
Speaker 1: a bitch. Kevin attempted a bakery breaking and caught in
Speaker 1: a camera and Tennessee. A security camera outside a Tennessee
Speaker 1: bakery captured video of an attempted breaking by a hungry
Speaker 1: bear in search of some cinnamon rolls. Hell yeah, Kevin
Speaker 1: just out. He didn't get to you didn't actually get
Speaker 1: the break in though, so he was thwarted by their
Speaker 1: security systems.
Speaker 3: Uh. Cody says, they're about to take some shots. Cheers, boys,
Speaker 3: I'll get hell yeah, hell yeah, no, no, no, And
Speaker 3: where else has Kevin Ben? That Ben?
Speaker 1: Kevin got caught napping in a window? Well, probably after
Speaker 1: on his way to now he's in Colorado. That a bit,
Speaker 1: but you know, after the break in fell a party
Speaker 1: he had to try to go to Colorado get stoned.
Speaker 3: Uh, let me clarify for people do not know who
Speaker 3: Kevin the Bear is. Uh, every story that we find
Speaker 3: on the old Internet about a bear, it's always going
Speaker 3: to be Kevin. Yes, so Kevin could be. He's a
Speaker 3: chain smoke in some bit Virginia Slims is what we
Speaker 3: found out. He has a really deep and uh yeah
Speaker 3: it's uh, it's it's intriguing. But he had him on
Speaker 3: the show a few times. Yeah, he's been in pregating
Speaker 3: people left and right. Yes, not people, sorry, bears.
Speaker 1: Yeah, thank god, he's not into beast reality. Who knows
Speaker 1: respect the name.
Speaker 3: He's also been a school, yes, uh, studying.
Speaker 1: He's been to college.
Speaker 3: Good teas, good teas, all right, go ahead.
Speaker 1: Colorado Parks and Wildlife officers were called to a Falcon
Speaker 1: home where a black bear settled down for a nap
Speaker 1: in the basement window well. On social media, the officers
Speaker 1: were called to the home to report a bear in
Speaker 1: the window well. They arrived to find the male bear
Speaker 1: or male brewin fastly asleep. I am good one. Finally Kevin,
Speaker 1: he's off his way, you know, and he made it
Speaker 1: from Tennessee to Colorado. Well, he got tranquilized in Los Angeles.
Speaker 3: Son of a bitch.
Speaker 1: Tranquilized Kevin passes out atop a brick wall in Los Angeles.
Speaker 1: Got tired, Fuck Kevin, that prompted the bear to be closed,
Speaker 1: an elementary school to be put on lockdown, was tranquilized
Speaker 1: and wound up asleep up a brick wall. Look at
Speaker 1: this photo. Fuck yeah, he's so big. I don't even
Speaker 1: know how he stays on that wall.
Speaker 3: Walls like.
Speaker 1: The bare cause authorities is shut down. handsOn Damn Park
Speaker 1: in Lakeview, Terrence area of Los Angeles on Sunday after
Speaker 1: being spotted and at least three different trees once are jumper.
Speaker 1: God damn Kevin. Coast to coast Kevin trying to get
Speaker 1: cinnamon rolls, taking naps, and then finally getting tranquilized. You
Speaker 1: really can't tell where that guy's gonna go. I imagine Virginia.
Speaker 1: Slims are probably hard to come by now. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm not a smoker, but I don't see him when
Speaker 1: I go to the gas station, like readily on the wall.
Speaker 2: Phenomena.
Speaker 1: Do you like word jumbles?
Speaker 3: Map word jumbles?
Speaker 1: Yes. Scientists explain why humans are so good at reading
Speaker 1: scrambled letters what you were talking about earlier, like the
Speaker 1: misspelling of words.
Speaker 3: That pretty good, and how people.
Speaker 1: Know what you're saying. It's like people in the text
Speaker 1: message group that we're in.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Bryce, Yeah no, that's.
Speaker 1: Just you spell like my name wrong. You've probably seen
Speaker 1: it a paragraph that looks totally mangled, yet somehow you're
Speaker 1: able to read it correctly. Can you read this? And
Speaker 1: they put the word scrambled in this, those scrambled letters
Speaker 1: that shouldn't make sense, but your brain doesn't notice. The
Speaker 1: oddly satisfying phenomenon is called typoglycemia, a viral sensation online
Speaker 1: where jumbled letters are still coherent and according to science,
Speaker 1: they're a real reason humans can process them.
Speaker 3: That is Dustin reading our text message.
Speaker 1: By the way, oh yeah, that's yeah. Like when Scott
Speaker 1: first got in the text message Chane like he was like,
Speaker 1: what did Bruce say? And then Dustin just texted out
Speaker 1: like properly and he goes, I can I fully under,
Speaker 1: I can read.
Speaker 3: Bruce, and he does me.
Speaker 1: I don't give According to research at Cambridge University, it
Speaker 1: does matter what order the letters, It doesn't matter what
Speaker 1: to say. How they're doing this to me now what
Speaker 1: order the letters are in? It only impromptu? That is
Speaker 1: that the first and the last letter.
Speaker 3: So that's it.
Speaker 1: All your brain really needs is the first and last
Speaker 1: letters and see some of the other letters and it'll
Speaker 1: put it together for you.
Speaker 3: Thank you brain, Yeah, thank you brain.
Speaker 1: Now this one, man, I got to ask you a question.
Speaker 1: How much do you think your hair could lift my hair?
Speaker 1: Your hair?
Speaker 3: I do pretty thick hair. I do take pretty good
Speaker 3: care of it. Yeah, bbby, bbby, Okay.
Speaker 1: A Mexican performer lifts one hundred and sixty six point
Speaker 1: with her hair.
Speaker 3: What the fuck?
Speaker 1: A Mexican circus performer showed off the strength of her
Speaker 1: scalp by lifting one hundred and sixty six weight with
Speaker 1: her hair. Diana Elizabeth Patrice of Hermoso, who has been
Speaker 1: performing the circus feats for twenty six years, took on
Speaker 1: the Guinness World Record for the heaviest weightlift. I wonder
Speaker 1: what the one was before that? One hundred and sixty
Speaker 1: six pounds. I bet it takes three pounds.
Speaker 3: People about my ket board.
Speaker 1: Dude, people are wild wow, think about that. I bet
Speaker 1: I can lift that.
Speaker 3: With my hair. I bet you could. Jada says, I
Speaker 3: think it says, the first and last letter of the
Speaker 3: of the word needs to be right. Yeah, that's the
Speaker 3: rest doesn't matter. Yeah, my bad, thank you, thank.
Speaker 1: You, it says in there, like the other letters kind
Speaker 1: of matter. But the first and last letter Matt, Yes again.
Speaker 1: Do you think you could pull a police car with
Speaker 1: your penis? Never tried it, but man uses his penis
Speaker 1: to pull police car down the street to raise awareness
Speaker 1: for prostate trae j I don't understand how that goes
Speaker 1: with that? Jesus, a wacky strong man believes that he
Speaker 1: has become the first person in the world to pull
Speaker 1: a car with his penis. Oh, hold on, there's more
Speaker 1: to that. Well on fire and she exists. The fantastical
Speaker 1: phallic stunt was a bit to raise awareness to prostate cancer. Oh,
Speaker 1: John Stevenson, fifty Aliday are two ton French police car
Speaker 1: one hundred and thirty one feet along a residential street,
Speaker 1: a residential street with his penis?
Speaker 3: Nice?
Speaker 1: That gets you in jail in America using his manhood
Speaker 1: after being set a blaze? Does he need to be
Speaker 1: on fire too? Well, that's like that blaze of glory?
Speaker 1: Was fire needed?
Speaker 3: Ask them? Oh? That's so all right?
Speaker 1: Here we go a surprising sunscreen booster, maybe hiding at
Speaker 1: your favorite bar. Something exciting and brewing brewing in the
Speaker 1: skincare world. A new study suggests that a byproduct of
Speaker 1: beer production could make sunscreen more effect That's why I
Speaker 1: never get burnt. I'm always drunk when I'm outside.
Speaker 3: Checks out. JADEB wants to know. I wonder how we
Speaker 3: figure out to do that? I figured with the Yeah,
Speaker 3: right now, that's a lot of practice.
Speaker 1: What did you pull first? You know, there's got to
Speaker 1: be like a always like how did he start with?
Speaker 1: It's like with his own car, with his big wheel
Speaker 1: with a child and a diaper on it. That would
Speaker 1: be really and when and then when was he like
Speaker 1: I need to be on fire.
Speaker 3: You know what? Just like AI propate stuff. Man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but yeah, the byproduct of beer production could make
Speaker 1: sunscreen more effective at blocking harmful ultraviolet B rays, which
Speaker 1: are responsible for sunburns.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 1: The fighting could be significant, as studies have shown that
Speaker 1: many products on store shelves don't deliver the level of
Speaker 1: protection they claim. So have a couple of beers with
Speaker 1: your sunscreen and guess what sun You're blocked out?
Speaker 3: Fuck them?
Speaker 1: Who the sun? Oh?
Speaker 3: It not them? How many sons do you think we
Speaker 3: have in our.
Speaker 1: Just one? It's it'd be like it not them. How
Speaker 1: many suns I have one? Yeah, thank you, but that
Speaker 1: is it for the news. We were and we were
Speaker 1: helpful today with trying to keep you from sunburns. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what you can do with your penis will side of
Speaker 1: blaze and baby baby puts your brain is better than
Speaker 1: you think it is.
Speaker 3: I like a little recap she did more often.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, he's all over the place,
Speaker 1: especially now that the higher nation period's over.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna get wait and see Kevin here at the house.
Speaker 1: He's probably coming back.
Speaker 3: He's already ripped up my fucking bird feeder a couple
Speaker 3: of years ago.
Speaker 1: Shouldn't have put it there. Should have been fucking standing there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Kennedy says that to you. She's like, should have
Speaker 3: been standing there, shouldn't have been that's my that's my
Speaker 3: ten year old.
Speaker 1: Well obviously learned it somewhere. I don't think she read
Speaker 1: that in a book. And Dylan, that's good. I don't
Speaker 1: think they have the wedding singer.
Speaker 3: That's what that's from, right, No, it's a happy Gilmore.
Speaker 1: Oh, that's right. Yeah, when he got hit with the golf.
Speaker 1: Adam Sandler so.
Speaker 3: The same whatever, SHELI knows the me ass Sonny from
Speaker 3: Big Daddy.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's a good one. Do you wipe your
Speaker 1: own ass? I wipe my own as so sad, God,
Speaker 1: that's such a sad uh.
Speaker 3: Justin said, I try, I try to write. I tried
Speaker 3: writing more with a dick.
Speaker 1: I bet I bet you did.
Speaker 3: But those those are kind of the wheels over the
Speaker 3: steerwhell doesn't really turn to well not not a lot
Speaker 3: of play in that steering.
Speaker 1: Wheel depends on your uh, your girth or with do.
Speaker 3: You think wraps it around it? Maybe?
Speaker 1: Probably can't Zamboni. With something like that goes everywhere, goes
Speaker 1: every We can't just pull it down and just wipe itself.
Speaker 1: Sick o.
Speaker 3: What I'm just talking about?
Speaker 1: Yes you do?
Speaker 3: No, I don't, Yes you do.
Speaker 1: I learned that term before the show. But you know
Speaker 1: exactly what no, no, no, no, that is the news
Speaker 1: of the wheel.
Speaker 3: Time to eat some peanut butter or something.
Speaker 7: Yeah, you sound like a dog with peanut butter roof
Speaker 7: of your mouth.
Speaker 1: Anyways, Well there's that, there's that. Oh hey, did we
Speaker 1: did did the do you get the voting up for
Speaker 1: the last?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Fuck god, you're terrible.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: He's not gonna good. He's not that good, So we
Speaker 1: have to wait again. I was looking for it. I
Speaker 1: didn't see the chance to be able to vote. I mean,
Speaker 1: we both know it's going to be the ninety eight.
Speaker 1: It's to the finals, rights, we both know it's going
Speaker 1: to be the ninety eight vikings. Is that why you're
Speaker 1: just waiting on it? No?
Speaker 3: I don't spend fucking forget?
Speaker 1: No, sure, sure, sure?
Speaker 3: I'm sorry? Are you though? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I am. I feel like that without repercussion, you should
Speaker 1: get you should have to do a shot for that.
Speaker 3: No, I'm hunger. I don't I want to eat hung shots.
Speaker 3: I didn't eat yet.
Speaker 1: You just ate when you pick me, doll?
Speaker 7: That was it?
Speaker 3: Ill you are?
Speaker 1: I haven't eaten today, like trying to get those suck
Speaker 1: my millions and millions of people. Yeah, feeling bad for you,
Speaker 1: venmo is.
Speaker 3: At me?
Speaker 1: What did you learn today?
Speaker 3: What I learned today is that Kevin fall asleeps on
Speaker 3: the wall in the wall actually got tranquilized. Oh that happens,
Speaker 3: that's it. You've been drankilized. No, I've been taste.
Speaker 1: Have you been tasted?
Speaker 3: Yes? I have a couple of times on purpose?
Speaker 1: Yeah, like by the cops.
Speaker 3: Not by the cops.
Speaker 1: Oh that ha been a way cooler story. I suppose
Speaker 1: you had you for the fire. No, you just got
Speaker 1: taste to get taste. God, you're a sick freak. What
Speaker 1: is women's hair products and just getting taste to get made?
Speaker 1: And you're interesting, my friend.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry it wasn't this book. Man from the line.
Speaker 3: So another chapter of book of Matthew is. Uh. We
Speaker 3: were seniors in high school. We were out in Rapid
Speaker 3: City and there was a basketball tournament. It was a
Speaker 3: state basketball turn and one of my friends stole a
Speaker 3: taser from a mall. So it's not a fucking like
Speaker 3: a please taser, but still a taser none less.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 3: We were in this hotel room. It was probably ten
Speaker 3: of us, ten boys, and we were tasering each other,
Speaker 3: like actually like to each other. One of my friends he.
Speaker 1: I've watched.
Speaker 3: His name is Mac. He got tased right like he
Speaker 3: fell and they tasered him. He said, he got my balls.
Speaker 3: We got him like in the inner thigh. Calm funcked out. YEA,
Speaker 3: why are you trying to taste them because we're fucking bored.
Speaker 1: Would you want to get tasted?
Speaker 3: I did not hear about That's what I'm saying. I
Speaker 3: got tased in the side the hip and you didn't
Speaker 3: drop though. No, after a while, it's more of the
Speaker 3: sound that gets to.
Speaker 1: That very It was fun. It was fun.
Speaker 3: It was fun a good time.
Speaker 1: It was fun.
Speaker 3: It was fun getting Jada says that was an app
Speaker 3: that was an appetizer for the McDonald's.
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, go get your ship straight it is. I
Speaker 1: told you earlier it was straight.
Speaker 3: It was.
Speaker 1: It was a straight line.
Speaker 3: Prove it.
Speaker 1: I hit it in the hoop.
Speaker 3: That's a good one. That was a great TikTok. You
Speaker 3: said me, Uh, how he spends his saturdays is his business. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I was putting my seat with my business. Fuck off, Dale, God,
Speaker 3: you can't get my name right. I got shocked by
Speaker 3: a cattle proud It sucked ass, that's what Justin said.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I could imagine that's supposed to take
Speaker 1: down a large animal that you're a little taser. Anyways,
Speaker 1: and where do they steal it from in the mall?
Speaker 3: I don't know. I didn't ask those questions. I don't know.
Speaker 3: I know, it's like it's from a store. Okay, So
Speaker 3: all of a sudden we had a fucking taste.
Speaker 1: Like you said you didn't know, but then you're like,
Speaker 1: oh no, it's from a store, Like how do you
Speaker 1: know that?
Speaker 3: I didn't know that he did it? Like all of
Speaker 3: a sudden he had got rob some.
Speaker 1: Young kids, like a dumb and dumber. I didn't even
Speaker 1: see it coming common.
Speaker 3: All right, what did you learn today, sir?
Speaker 1: I learned that you're a badass rolling down in your
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Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we don't know the age, but we know that
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Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure.
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Speaker 1: Okay, that's up.
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Speaker 10: No.
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