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Speaker 2: Stay on top in the hobby woodshovel, Holli wood shofer Man.
Speaker 2: I didn't see myself doing a Roseanne story this week,
Speaker 2: but here we are. She's seventy two, and in a
Speaker 2: new interview on Fox, of course, she says that she
Speaker 2: always wanted to live in Texas, so she's now living
Speaker 2: that dream living in Texas.
Speaker 1: Send the story.
Speaker 2: She said that while recently mowing her property, her tractor
Speaker 2: fell on top of her and trapped her underneath the tractor.
Speaker 2: What the heck quote, I'm doing a lot of mowing.
Speaker 2: I've got a really fantastic tractor out here, and I'm mowing.
Speaker 2: But I've had several injuries recently. I had this one tree,
Speaker 2: I guess it was two nights ago. I knocked it
Speaker 2: at a great, big old branch, fell r out of
Speaker 2: my head, trapped me in my tractor. Now I do
Speaker 2: know someone who has died from a tractor falling on them.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you're death. No, I mean, this is
Speaker 1: I mean, this happens. It's yeah, I remember, it's just tough.
Speaker 2: This is this was not uh, this is this is
Speaker 2: an older guy, but frank, uh, it's I always worry about,
Speaker 2: like anyone mowing a bunch of land, and it's like
Speaker 2: not smooth land.
Speaker 1: So the mower flips and the blade gets you kind
Speaker 1: of crushed it. I think this one crushed him. These
Speaker 1: mowers are huge.
Speaker 3: Sometimes it spills over and then lands on you, kind
Speaker 3: of like this snowmobile thing for the Yeah. Yeah, By
Speaker 3: the way, there's a new Marvel out of here.
Speaker 1: It's nuts. I can't wait to see it. You don't
Speaker 1: know my schedule, Chris Bingo got it?
Speaker 2: You got it? So she says, you don't know my schedule.
Speaker 2: I guess it was two nights ago. I knocked it
Speaker 2: and a great, big old branch fell right on my
Speaker 2: head and trapped me in my tractor.
Speaker 1: So she's got a cabin, dude, of course, and I
Speaker 1: would have she does. She got the nicest of all tractors.
Speaker 1: But don't say it hit my head. It hit the
Speaker 1: top of the tractor. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh, but then she said it took her an hour
Speaker 2: to move the tree inch by inch before she.
Speaker 1: Was able to flip it over. She's seventy one, seventy two,
Speaker 1: seventy two.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you said you still would Kevin.
Speaker 2: There's not a chance you couldn't pay me enough money,
Speaker 2: because I mean, what would you do it with?
Speaker 1: There's no way? Interrection? Are you talking about mowing? Still? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Does she kind of quacky when she talks? Yes, I
Speaker 1: would last.
Speaker 2: I'm seventy now, I'm a domestic goddess.
Speaker 1: I hated she said.
Speaker 2: I said, my mighty prayers wuld always work. I said,
Speaker 2: come on, God, I'm seventy two years old. I just
Speaker 2: want to be able to harness all this strong rush
Speaker 2: and energy that I know I still have in there.
Speaker 1: And then I just flipped it over.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 3: I always imagine she smells like TV dinner farts.
Speaker 1: There's no doubt, dude, there's no doubt.
Speaker 4: If if you had five jars of fart, could you
Speaker 4: identify the origin.
Speaker 1: Of each one? No? No, didn't they do that on
Speaker 1: the Woody Show.
Speaker 3: Didn't he try to guess whose fart it was?
Speaker 1: They always do? Yeah, there that's a fart and group
Speaker 1: of No, he's trying.
Speaker 4: Their whole crew wears all black to Texas heat, and
Speaker 4: so that probably has fart radios.
Speaker 1: Man, where was their eagle shirt? That was funnicking out
Speaker 1: with him though.
Speaker 2: So when it comes to mowing, have you guys ever
Speaker 2: been in one of those big tractors.
Speaker 3: Uh, I don't think I have no I know, like
Speaker 3: Travis Frederick has such a huge amount of land in
Speaker 3: Wisconsin because he's a gazillionaire, and I know he talks
Speaker 3: about loving to get out there on that tractor because
Speaker 3: they go and they they're they're fun to ride, and
Speaker 3: he's just in his own space and it takes a
Speaker 3: long time and he enjoys that alone time.
Speaker 2: Air conditioner music, you know, you pop ins on like
Speaker 2: it's a good the cabin is good. But they go
Speaker 2: fast now too, and he do some zero turns. It's
Speaker 2: they're pretty bad at.
Speaker 1: What is it is? John Deere still the leader.
Speaker 2: Couboat has made a big, big rise. It's been they've
Speaker 2: been on a good run. Couboat has been on a
Speaker 2: good run.
Speaker 1: Now they fell off.
Speaker 4: Chipotle took over for them, but then they surged in
Speaker 4: the tractors.
Speaker 1: That's Kudoba. Yeah, ye hey, add that to.
Speaker 2: The places I've never eaten at though, along with red
Speaker 2: lobster at Olive Garden.
Speaker 1: Oh dude, rid of Kudoba.
Speaker 3: Red lobster is going to be gone, and you're gonna
Speaker 3: regret not having those cheddar biscuits.
Speaker 1: We can get them though, you know you can get
Speaker 1: it in the store. It's not the same.
Speaker 4: You just talked about that like it was. And one
Speaker 4: day you're gonna say I love his record. I've been
Speaker 4: listening to it for years and I think he's fabulous.
Speaker 2: So I want to tell you guys a little bit
Speaker 2: about a situation at my house involving my lawnmower.
Speaker 1: Okay, this should be interesting.
Speaker 2: I tried to get out before the rain and mow.
Speaker 2: I was actually trying to get this done Monday night,
Speaker 2: and it's like I needed to do an oil change
Speaker 2: on my mower.
Speaker 1: Oh I'm already.
Speaker 3: My brain is already in three other places, like I've
Speaker 3: wondered off. Then I go, you guys following this rick player, dude?
Speaker 1: So then I go, I get the oil.
Speaker 2: This is yesterday morning, and I put a bunch of
Speaker 2: oil in there and then mix it with the gas.
Speaker 1: It's separate. Is this a prank? No, it's not, Frank.
Speaker 2: So now I'm mowing this is yesterday morning. There's then't
Speaker 2: this red cardinal that keeps coming into my backyard as well.
Speaker 2: Interesting as I'm mowing in the backyard, white smoke starts
Speaker 2: coming out of my lawnmower.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, Jesus a new pope already. You didn't
Speaker 1: mix it with oil. Yeah, you're supposed to be that
Speaker 1: oil is supposed to be a mix. No, no, not on
Speaker 1: this myle Okay, yeah, I looked it up.
Speaker 4: Honestly, I haven't mowed in twenty years when I did it.
Speaker 2: What I did is I put too much oil in,
Speaker 2: so I had to go get a siphon. Oh and
Speaker 2: I'm mowing before as I see the clouds and I'm
Speaker 2: just getting it done.
Speaker 1: And that's your Roseanne story. That was really good. Thank you.
Speaker 3: It turned into sucking oil out of a lawnmarer all right.
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