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<v Speaker 1>Jersey News. Hot Gods.

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<v Speaker 2>Stay on top in the hobby woodshovel, Holli wood shofer Man.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't see myself doing a Roseanne story this week,

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<v Speaker 2>but here we are. She's seventy two, and in a

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<v Speaker 2>new interview on Fox, of course, she says that she

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<v Speaker 2>always wanted to live in Texas, so she's now living

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<v Speaker 2>that dream living in Texas.

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<v Speaker 1>Send the story.

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<v Speaker 2>She said that while recently mowing her property, her tractor

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<v Speaker 2>fell on top of her and trapped her underneath the tractor.

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<v Speaker 2>What the heck quote, I'm doing a lot of mowing.

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<v Speaker 2>I've got a really fantastic tractor out here, and I'm mowing.

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<v Speaker 2>But I've had several injuries recently. I had this one tree,

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<v Speaker 2>I guess it was two nights ago. I knocked it

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<v Speaker 2>at a great, big old branch, fell r out of

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<v Speaker 2>my head, trapped me in my tractor. Now I do

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<v Speaker 2>know someone who has died from a tractor falling on them.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, you're death. No, I mean, this is

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, this happens. It's yeah, I remember, it's just tough.

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<v Speaker 2>This is this was not uh, this is this is

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<v Speaker 2>an older guy, but frank, uh, it's I always worry about,

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<v Speaker 2>like anyone mowing a bunch of land, and it's like

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<v Speaker 2>not smooth land.

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<v Speaker 1>So the mower flips and the blade gets you kind

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<v Speaker 1>of crushed it. I think this one crushed him. These

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<v Speaker 1>mowers are huge.

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<v Speaker 3>Sometimes it spills over and then lands on you, kind

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<v Speaker 3>of like this snowmobile thing for the Yeah. Yeah, By

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<v Speaker 3>the way, there's a new Marvel out of here.

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<v Speaker 1>It's nuts. I can't wait to see it. You don't

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<v Speaker 1>know my schedule, Chris Bingo got it?

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<v Speaker 2>You got it? So she says, you don't know my schedule.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess it was two nights ago. I knocked it

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<v Speaker 2>and a great, big old branch fell right on my

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<v Speaker 2>head and trapped me in my tractor.

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<v Speaker 1>So she's got a cabin, dude, of course, and I

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<v Speaker 1>would have she does. She got the nicest of all tractors.

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<v Speaker 1>But don't say it hit my head. It hit the

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<v Speaker 1>top of the tractor. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, but then she said it took her an hour

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<v Speaker 2>to move the tree inch by inch before she.

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<v Speaker 1>Was able to flip it over. She's seventy one, seventy two,

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<v Speaker 1>seventy two.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and you said you still would Kevin.

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<v Speaker 2>There's not a chance you couldn't pay me enough money,

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<v Speaker 2>because I mean, what would you do it with?

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<v Speaker 1>There's no way? Interrection? Are you talking about mowing? Still? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Does she kind of quacky when she talks? Yes, I

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<v Speaker 1>would last.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm seventy now, I'm a domestic goddess.

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<v Speaker 1>I hated she said.

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<v Speaker 2>I said, my mighty prayers wuld always work. I said,

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<v Speaker 2>come on, God, I'm seventy two years old. I just

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<v Speaker 2>want to be able to harness all this strong rush

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<v Speaker 2>and energy that I know I still have in there.

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<v Speaker 1>And then I just flipped it over.

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<v Speaker 4>Man.

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<v Speaker 3>I always imagine she smells like TV dinner farts.

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<v Speaker 1>There's no doubt, dude, there's no doubt.

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<v Speaker 4>If if you had five jars of fart, could you

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<v Speaker 4>identify the origin.

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<v Speaker 1>Of each one? No? No, didn't they do that on

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<v Speaker 1>the Woody Show.

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<v Speaker 3>Didn't he try to guess whose fart it was?

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<v Speaker 1>They always do? Yeah, there that's a fart and group

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<v Speaker 1>of No, he's trying.

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<v Speaker 4>Their whole crew wears all black to Texas heat, and

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<v Speaker 4>so that probably has fart radios.

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<v Speaker 1>Man, where was their eagle shirt? That was funnicking out

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<v Speaker 1>with him though.

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<v Speaker 2>So when it comes to mowing, have you guys ever

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<v Speaker 2>been in one of those big tractors.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh, I don't think I have no I know, like

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<v Speaker 3>Travis Frederick has such a huge amount of land in

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<v Speaker 3>Wisconsin because he's a gazillionaire, and I know he talks

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<v Speaker 3>about loving to get out there on that tractor because

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<v Speaker 3>they go and they they're they're fun to ride, and

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<v Speaker 3>he's just in his own space and it takes a

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<v Speaker 3>long time and he enjoys that alone time.

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<v Speaker 2>Air conditioner music, you know, you pop ins on like

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<v Speaker 2>it's a good the cabin is good. But they go

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<v Speaker 2>fast now too, and he do some zero turns. It's

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<v Speaker 2>they're pretty bad at.

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<v Speaker 1>What is it is? John Deere still the leader.

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<v Speaker 2>Couboat has made a big, big rise. It's been they've

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<v Speaker 2>been on a good run. Couboat has been on a

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<v Speaker 2>good run.

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<v Speaker 1>Now they fell off.

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<v Speaker 4>Chipotle took over for them, but then they surged in

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<v Speaker 4>the tractors.

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<v Speaker 1>That's Kudoba. Yeah, ye hey, add that to.

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<v Speaker 2>The places I've never eaten at though, along with red

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<v Speaker 2>lobster at Olive Garden.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh dude, rid of Kudoba.

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<v Speaker 3>Red lobster is going to be gone, and you're gonna

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<v Speaker 3>regret not having those cheddar biscuits.

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<v Speaker 1>We can get them though, you know you can get

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<v Speaker 1>it in the store. It's not the same.

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<v Speaker 4>You just talked about that like it was. And one

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<v Speaker 4>day you're gonna say I love his record. I've been

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<v Speaker 4>listening to it for years and I think he's fabulous.

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<v Speaker 2>So I want to tell you guys a little bit

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<v Speaker 2>about a situation at my house involving my lawnmower.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, this should be interesting.

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<v Speaker 2>I tried to get out before the rain and mow.

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<v Speaker 2>I was actually trying to get this done Monday night,

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<v Speaker 2>and it's like I needed to do an oil change

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<v Speaker 2>on my mower.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I'm already.

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<v Speaker 3>My brain is already in three other places, like I've

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<v Speaker 3>wondered off. Then I go, you guys following this rick player, dude?

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<v Speaker 1>So then I go, I get the oil.

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<v Speaker 2>This is yesterday morning, and I put a bunch of

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<v Speaker 2>oil in there and then mix it with the gas.

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<v Speaker 1>It's separate. Is this a prank? No, it's not, Frank.

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<v Speaker 2>So now I'm mowing this is yesterday morning. There's then't

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<v Speaker 2>this red cardinal that keeps coming into my backyard as well.

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<v Speaker 2>Interesting as I'm mowing in the backyard, white smoke starts

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<v Speaker 2>coming out of my lawnmower.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, Jesus a new pope already. You didn't

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<v Speaker 1>mix it with oil. Yeah, you're supposed to be that

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<v Speaker 1>oil is supposed to be a mix. No, no, not on

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<v Speaker 1>this myle Okay, yeah, I looked it up.

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<v Speaker 4>Honestly, I haven't mowed in twenty years when I did it.

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<v Speaker 2>What I did is I put too much oil in,

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<v Speaker 2>so I had to go get a siphon. Oh and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm mowing before as I see the clouds and I'm

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<v Speaker 2>just getting it done.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's your Roseanne story. That was really good. Thank you.

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<v Speaker 3>It turned into sucking oil out of a lawnmarer all right.

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<v Speaker 3>Coming up next in the Cubby Hole, a KT is

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<v Speaker 3>bringing books back single handily,