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<v Speaker 1>Our nine news luggers. You need to know the stories.

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<v Speaker 1>It fell through the cracks. I mean, with all the

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<v Speaker 1>tariff talk and all the.

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<v Speaker 2>It on, give me all the dirty nuggets.

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<v Speaker 3>Here is our Honorable Mention.

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<v Speaker 1>Honorable Mention, not honor serving with you.

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<v Speaker 4>A great and honorable modes.

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<v Speaker 5>So today we're holding auditions to become the newest member

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<v Speaker 5>of Honorable Mention. I saw Tom Cruise movie like this,

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<v Speaker 5>So did jem UK government developing a murder prediction program,

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<v Speaker 5>which it hopes can use personal data of those known

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<v Speaker 5>to the authorities to identify the people most likely to

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<v Speaker 5>become killers.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's what you do. You just hire a bunch of women.

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<v Speaker 1>We could tell you just check out their social media

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<v Speaker 1>profile exactly. This was basically the plot of the movie

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<v Speaker 1>The Minority Report.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh is it right? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, but they there. I got a lot of movies

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<v Speaker 5>to watch. Data Minority Report.

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<v Speaker 1>Data from people not convicted of any criminal offense will

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<v Speaker 1>be used as part of this project, including information about

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<v Speaker 1>potential self harm, details relating to domestic abuse, et cetera.

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<v Speaker 1>Officials have strongly denied it, saying only data about people

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<v Speaker 1>with at least one criminal conviction would be used.

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<v Speaker 2>Would you put around here on the on the on the.

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<v Speaker 5>List of people that are likely to kill if you

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<v Speaker 5>had to pick one person on this floor.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think Keana has it in her. She totally

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<v Speaker 2>cut you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, she would go like almost all the way like

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to I don't want to heart that.

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<v Speaker 5>That was the first thing I realized about Kean, and

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<v Speaker 5>that's the first thing I really fell in love with,

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<v Speaker 5>was like, she will cut you, and I like that

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<v Speaker 5>in a person.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the central valley in you right there, that's right. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>since they used to call it valley fever, but that's

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<v Speaker 1>more of an infection. No, her valley fever's all in

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<v Speaker 1>her brain.

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<v Speaker 2>Anything like spores? Is that what you're like? Infection? Is

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<v Speaker 2>that what that is? All fever is an infection? Sports? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>oh number nine, number nine.

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<v Speaker 4>I did ninth place. If a CoP's Dirty nine times

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<v Speaker 4>out of tennis partners thirty.

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<v Speaker 2>Two and I speak nine languages nine basically everybody at

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<v Speaker 2>table nning.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel ready to go another nine?

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<v Speaker 2>And niner? Did I get check niner in there?

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<v Speaker 1>Where you're calling from alwalkie talkie?

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<v Speaker 5>This is funny. I feel like the joke has been

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<v Speaker 5>made now. I feel like, this is like a nine

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<v Speaker 5>year old joke. Fitted sheets right and how to and

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<v Speaker 5>how to fold them?

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<v Speaker 2>I still struggle.

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<v Speaker 5>I know that there are ways to to fold a

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<v Speaker 5>fitted sheet, and people have sent me the tutorials.

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<v Speaker 2>We even have a book, the Folding Book.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that has a whole thing on on the fitted

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<v Speaker 1>sheet fold.

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<v Speaker 2>I'd rather just struggle.

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<v Speaker 5>I've realized that there are people who would rather just

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<v Speaker 5>struggle with a fitted sheet, and on one of them.

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<v Speaker 2>I almost feel like if you did learn how to

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<v Speaker 2>fold a fitted sheet, you'd keep it to yourself. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>it's really serial killer behavior. You end up on that

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<v Speaker 2>kill list.

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<v Speaker 5>A huge crowd in Wellington has is this New New Zealand. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>has gathered to watch a man fold a fitted sheet.

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<v Speaker 2>Now he's comedian.

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<v Speaker 1>He is a comedian. He was doing it as sort

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<v Speaker 1>of a performance art piece. He's I guess doing shows

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<v Speaker 1>in Melbourne, Australia and Wellington, New Zealand. And he had

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<v Speaker 1>seven hundred people show up to watch him fuld a

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<v Speaker 1>fitted sheet.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's number eight.

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<v Speaker 4>A cloud is bold every eight second listening to eight

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<v Speaker 4>different bosses drawn on about mission statements.

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<v Speaker 5>There was a nine to one one caller in Chatta County, Georgia,

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<v Speaker 5>who had a hard time getting through dispatchers when he

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<v Speaker 5>thought someone was breaking into his home.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, Dylan's wife called him while he was at work

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<v Speaker 1>and she thought that someone was snooping around the house.

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<v Speaker 1>So he calls the non emergency line for the sheriff's department,

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<v Speaker 1>which they don't answer, and then he called nine to

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<v Speaker 1>at nine point thirty one. He said, about three minutes

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<v Speaker 1>into the call where he's explaining what's going on, he

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<v Speaker 1>heard the dispatcher talking to others around her and ordering breakfast.

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<v Speaker 2>It sounded like this, mm hmm mcgriddle. I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 5>What now everybody knows when you're at work and you're hungry,

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<v Speaker 5>and everyone decides on where to get food from, and

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<v Speaker 5>suddenly the excitement level and the hunger level exponentially increases.

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<v Speaker 3>It's hard not to pay attention to.

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<v Speaker 5>It's real hard got to make except when you're a

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<v Speaker 5>nine one one dispatcher. That should be the accept category, right,

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<v Speaker 5>air traffic control and nine one one dispatches should be.

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<v Speaker 3>Here's number seven, the seventh son of the seventh son.

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<v Speaker 4>We're on with seven days, we would have gone on

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<v Speaker 4>a secter seventh seven.

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<v Speaker 2>Eight seven years of college done to trade.

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<v Speaker 1>Seven seven seven days?

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<v Speaker 5>Well, who hasn't wanted to upload a teenage girl?

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<v Speaker 1>Missouri Department of Social Services is investigating a foster mom

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<v Speaker 1>in Lincoln County, Missouri, facing multiple charges of abuse. They'd

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<v Speaker 1>been called to her home two hundred times. Those calls

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<v Speaker 1>included witnesses accusing the Brenda Deutsch, seventy years old, of

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<v Speaker 1>trading a teenage girl in her care for a monkey.

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<v Speaker 5>Pet monkey doesn't talk back, Pet monkey doesn't sassya.

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<v Speaker 2>That is very true.

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<v Speaker 5>Pet monkey does what it's told. Pet monkey doesn't run

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<v Speaker 5>around with boys.

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<v Speaker 2>That's why you are not in the foster care system

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<v Speaker 2>right now.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm glad you said right now, because I had a

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<v Speaker 5>wonderful foster fan.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, I mean you're also not a foster parent.

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<v Speaker 2>Right Yeah, that sounds like a good recipe. Here's the

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<v Speaker 2>number six. I got six, You got six, She got six?

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<v Speaker 3>Number six.

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<v Speaker 2>There's six more weeks of water?

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<v Speaker 1>What you picture of me?

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<v Speaker 3>Rabbi and six drunk and longshom?

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<v Speaker 2>Why we just dig in a nursing home closer to USh.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't have to gotchick dad drink another six pack.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's one of your D rated restaurants. A Chinese restaurant

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<v Speaker 1>in Madrid has been shut down for the roast duck

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<v Speaker 1>on its menu. Forced to close last month, police found

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<v Speaker 1>a pair of these roast ducks finger quotes here in

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<v Speaker 1>a secret storage room alongside bags of unknown meats. Authorities

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<v Speaker 1>took sample of the meat and confirmed that those finger

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<v Speaker 1>quotes roast ducks were in fact street.

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<v Speaker 5>That's why you don't have a menu. They got in

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<v Speaker 5>trouble because they called it roast duck on the menu.

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<v Speaker 5>Don't have a menu. That's why I went to the

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<v Speaker 5>place in Chinatown with the D on the window where

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<v Speaker 5>you just point to the picture.

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<v Speaker 2>It's all false advertising.

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<v Speaker 1>My favorite Vietnamese restaurant that we would go to when

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<v Speaker 1>we were brand new, Married Cup in Sacramento, Cafe Bobo

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<v Speaker 1>or Bobo Cafe, whichever way you would walk in. The

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<v Speaker 1>your hand and say, I order for you.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, that's the kind of place to go to. Was

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<v Speaker 5>that an Atomas.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it was over by the old air for there

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<v Speaker 1>was a little how about arden kind of area.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, all right, number five for five. I have five rules.

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<v Speaker 2>We begin bomb five minutes five. This is the year

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<v Speaker 2>five point five. Five would be a favorite. Loose five

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<v Speaker 2>pounds immediately.

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<v Speaker 5>Is there anything better on a flight? I would say,

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<v Speaker 5>a two plus hour flight. Is there anything better than

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<v Speaker 5>a can of pringles? I would say, nay, nay, there

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<v Speaker 5>is not. I love a can of pringles on a flight.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, but you got to pay for him. But I

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<v Speaker 2>get it. It is all I'm saying. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So Anne Marie Murray, fifty five year old woman on

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<v Speaker 1>a flight from Tenerife to Bristol in March and of March.

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<v Speaker 1>She ordered pringles, water and a coke, which came to

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<v Speaker 1>just seven dollars and sixty four cents.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a great deal, is this spirit?

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<v Speaker 1>However, she was unable to pay as the in flight

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<v Speaker 1>card machine failed to process her payment.

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<v Speaker 2>She had no cash, so.

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<v Speaker 1>She was escorted off the flight by police. When it's

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<v Speaker 1>l oh my god.

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<v Speaker 5>It was Ryanair, which is basically the budget the budget

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<v Speaker 5>line over there.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, that's awful. She just what let the lady have

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<v Speaker 2>her pringles?

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<v Speaker 3>She said, I thought it was a joke.

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<v Speaker 1>When the crew said they called the police, I was

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<v Speaker 1>shocked when they came on board and we were asked

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<v Speaker 1>to leave. It was so embarrassing. I tried everything I

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<v Speaker 1>could to resolve It.

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<v Speaker 2>Is ear a more Irish name than Anne, Marie Murray

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<v Speaker 2>and Marie Murray. Ann Marie Murray wants her pringles number four,

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<v Speaker 2>Poor minette. It's probably on his fourth tranquilizer by now.

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<v Speaker 2>Comment number four. This isn't the same world you left.

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<v Speaker 1>Four years ago. So Maria Fradigo took her pet parrot

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<v Speaker 1>in a case to Puerto Rico with her. That sounds

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<v Speaker 1>fine and it's not the beginning of a joke, but

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<v Speaker 1>this eighty one year old woman went through a travel nightmare.

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<v Speaker 1>She now says that she wants to go back to

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<v Speaker 1>New York City on the same airline, but that they

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<v Speaker 1>won't let the parrot fly home with her. She said

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<v Speaker 1>her emotional support animal, Plucky, has been inseparable for over

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<v Speaker 1>two decades since they were since the parrot was born,

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<v Speaker 1>and now eighty one year old Grandma Maria from the

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<v Speaker 1>Bronx are stranded in Puerto Rico, as she says, because

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<v Speaker 1>of what the airline did.

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<v Speaker 2>Good Lord, let the woman have her parrots. Why would you.

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<v Speaker 5>Lucky that's a stupid name. Agreed, But you named your

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<v Speaker 1>Here we are, Yeah, but that's not You wouldn't pluck

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<v Speaker 1>a You wouldn't plucking a bird is like the worst

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<v Speaker 1>thing you could do to a bird?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that right?

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<v Speaker 3>Did you do that before you eat them?

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<v Speaker 5>Is there also care and maintenance that involves plucking feathers?

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<v Speaker 2>They do that themselves.

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<v Speaker 1>They've been maybe that for quite a long Maybe that's

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<v Speaker 1>that's what the parent did when it was.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>Maybe, so then maybe it's not as nefarious if one believes.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, maybe you're right. Here's number three.

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<v Speaker 1>Three shall be the number that count and the number

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<v Speaker 1>of the counting shall be three.

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<v Speaker 3>Were dead within three hours.

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<v Speaker 2>Three security clearance level three, all three of three.

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<v Speaker 3>I got all three of you guys, for the rest

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<v Speaker 3>of your name.

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<v Speaker 2>Be born live. After that three days, they both start

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<v Speaker 2>to stink.

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<v Speaker 4>Three.

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<v Speaker 5>I just want to say that I want to be

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<v Speaker 5>on the record saying I love the name of your dog.

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<v Speaker 2>I love that you named your dog Peter, but you

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<v Speaker 2>just said you didn't it was a lie. I love that.

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<v Speaker 2>I love real names on.

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<v Speaker 1>There is a TV commercial right now, I think it's

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<v Speaker 1>for a dog food where they refer to the dog

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<v Speaker 1>and the commercial as Peter.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I love it. I think it's great. Somebody listens

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<v Speaker 2>to the show.

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<v Speaker 1>A Nevada man arrested this week after seven tigers were

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<v Speaker 1>seized from his home. He said they were his emotional

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<v Speaker 1>support animals under Sam, that he was.

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<v Speaker 3>Living in parump Is that where all the hookers are?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, that's what hookers and tigers And Mike Tyson number two?

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<v Speaker 2>What's going on?

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<v Speaker 4>You two?

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<v Speaker 2>We two things?

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<v Speaker 3>One there's two sons and no women?

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<v Speaker 2>Who ringing?

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<v Speaker 1>So five forty four was the time that you texted

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<v Speaker 1>this headline to me this morning.

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<v Speaker 3>And I'm only going to read a headline. That's all

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<v Speaker 3>we need to know.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the text or the title of the article

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<v Speaker 1>that you texted with the greeting good morning quote. The

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<v Speaker 1>anus may have evolved from a whole originally used to

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<v Speaker 1>release sperm.

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<v Speaker 3>There's number one.

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<v Speaker 1>We're number one, number one, We're number one, Benn, number one?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you the number one?

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<v Speaker 5>Row?

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<v Speaker 2>Number one?

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<v Speaker 1>Number one?

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<v Speaker 2>Number one? Okay?

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<v Speaker 5>So New York apparently has such a problem with people

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<v Speaker 5>having sex with dead people and its trains.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh.

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<v Speaker 5>The latest insignt instance is a cause for investigation. There

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<v Speaker 5>was a man seen on video performing sex acts on

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<v Speaker 5>a corpse on a subway in New York.

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<v Speaker 2>And here's the thing. It's a crime of opportunity.

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<v Speaker 5>It's not like somebody, it's not like people are into

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<v Speaker 5>having sex with dead people on trains. It's just if

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<v Speaker 5>the opportunity presents itself, there is a segment of the

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<v Speaker 5>population that's going to take that opportunity.

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<v Speaker 2>Unfortunately, that's the world we live in.

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<v Speaker 1>They believe the body was on the train for hours before.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh so it wasn't fresh violated by this person tried

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<v Speaker 1>to perform various acts upon the body.

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<v Speaker 5>Like what what various acts?

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<v Speaker 2>What are you going to do? I don't know, all right,