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<v Speaker 1>You're watching Chewing the Cud with Zoe Kleig and Mike,

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<v Speaker 1>Benny and Rome. So that was when I said to her,

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<v Speaker 1>Potato hardly know what? Oh hi, and welcome to cheer

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<v Speaker 2>You're what.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll get back to it another time. What they got

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<v Speaker 1>for us today, Mike.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, today I've got notes about something worse than deja vu.

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<v Speaker 2>And then I've got something worse than deja vu.

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<v Speaker 1>We even have a game that you can play along

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<v Speaker 1>with too. But on screen now you can see our

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<v Speaker 1>Cheering the Cud.

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<v Speaker 2>I've got something about deja vu. You can see the

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<v Speaker 2>names of people have reached out on social media going

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<v Speaker 2>along the bottom of the screen. But now we go

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<v Speaker 2>over to Zoe and the show biz.

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<v Speaker 1>So, Mike, you are you Strictly Come Dancing fun?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it sure that you watch regular Strictly Come Dancing

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<v Speaker 2>or Strictly Come Dancing?

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<v Speaker 1>Are they two different shows?

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<v Speaker 2>Strictly Come Dancing is only waiting to see him and

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<v Speaker 2>do this?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, there's the popular show of.

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<v Speaker 2>People dancing around professional to remixed versions of songs you

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<v Speaker 2>may or may not know, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Song by people who are doing okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Job leaning back lots of yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So apparently in the news this week, Strictly is looking

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<v Speaker 1>to return to traditional routes and is getting rid of

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<v Speaker 1>same sex couple. Yeah it's not great, is it.

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<v Speaker 2>Why have this said?

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<v Speaker 1>Why? I think it's just a return to being more traditional.

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<v Speaker 1>I think the upset because they keep winning everything.

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<v Speaker 2>I can believe that beautiful young gentlemen there, oh like

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<v Speaker 2>gorgeous with too many clouds on. I don't mind being

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<v Speaker 2>that dirty man. But it's going back to traditional values.

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<v Speaker 2>Always rings alarm bells with me.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because let's face it, the traditional values go out

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<v Speaker 1>of date for a reason. They stop being needed or relevant.

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<v Speaker 2>It's what politicians use. So that's used traditional values. Putting

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<v Speaker 2>uses traditional values.

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<v Speaker 1>And they're two great people, right.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, Trump uses traditional family value. It's not it rings

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<v Speaker 2>alarm bells for me. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like it either. It just doesn't feel very progressive.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like a big step forward was taken and

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<v Speaker 1>this is this is a step back.

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<v Speaker 2>This is people dancing, This is not They're not getting

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<v Speaker 2>the kit off and having done it's just people dancing.

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<v Speaker 1>There's just no need for it.

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<v Speaker 2>I completely agree with it BBC.

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<v Speaker 1>I think this is going to work quite a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of people. I don't know if it's going to turn

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<v Speaker 1>everybody off to watching it, because there are there's still

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<v Speaker 1>folks out there who are like, why do you need

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<v Speaker 1>to have two men dancing? Why can't be you know,

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<v Speaker 1>because they're.

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<v Speaker 2>Sad Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.

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<v Speaker 1>How do you know we there?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, some of them are that pistoric, aren't they?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay? Cool? Not not cool? Because the BBC are making

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<v Speaker 2>a massive.

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<v Speaker 1>Step back, Yeah, a step back in time.

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<v Speaker 2>But Strictly you have a fun fact about Strictly.

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<v Speaker 1>I do have a fun fact about Strictly, So the

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<v Speaker 1>this is something that the person themselves confirmed as well.

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<v Speaker 1>So the intro to Strictly Come Dancing where there is

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<v Speaker 1>somebody playing the guitar and there is a fellow goes

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<v Speaker 1>hey in the middle of that. That was Matt Berry

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<v Speaker 1>that was playing the guitar and is the one who

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<v Speaker 1>shouted hey, which I think is a very very fun fact.

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<v Speaker 1>I have no idea that I know the source of

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<v Speaker 1>that specifically was Matt Berry. Himself telling that. I saw

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<v Speaker 1>a clip of that on Instagram. I believe he was

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<v Speaker 1>literally caught that bit.

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<v Speaker 2>For those people that don't know who Matt Berry is.

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<v Speaker 1>He's he's the main character in Toast of London and

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<v Speaker 1>he was also in I forgot the name of the

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<v Speaker 1>show announces genuine Oh the it crowd, wasn't it the

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<v Speaker 1>one I'm thinking of from? He's from what we do

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<v Speaker 1>in the Shadows. He plays a vampire within that and

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<v Speaker 1>is incredibly funny. Go look up any of those shows.

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<v Speaker 1>They're great. But watch this first.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, watch your screening screen. I don't mind me. My

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<v Speaker 2>favorite thing about him is when he did the Volvic adverts.

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<v Speaker 2>I mister Volcano.

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<v Speaker 1>I had no idea that Matt Berry.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, mister Volcano. He saurus Alan brilliant.

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<v Speaker 1>Now I know that it only enriches my joy. Matt

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<v Speaker 1>Berry first, Yeah, what a glorious human. Exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>He doesn't love it. Oh sorry, I think the studio

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<v Speaker 2>saying something, yes, I can hear yes, I can hear you, Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>I can hear you. Paul Starr, press the fucking button.

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<v Speaker 2>Press never mind.

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<v Speaker 1>The in turn in completely unrelated news. Are you a

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<v Speaker 1>gamer at all? I am a gamer as in Xbox, PlayStation, Nintendo.

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<v Speaker 2>I know what an Xbox is. Oh no, there's a

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<v Speaker 2>game console called Nextbox.

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<v Speaker 1>Games Console, right, Yeah, not the one you're thinking. No, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>absolutely not that one.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like someone's been looking at my only fans, only fan.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it was singular.

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<v Speaker 2>I am aware of the games exist. I'm not one

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<v Speaker 2>that particularly goes Yeah my gameplay so like peaked at

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<v Speaker 2>Command and conquered Red Alert.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so old a little while ago.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, one after pac Man.

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<v Speaker 1>There is a new Sonic movie coming out, So Sonicas.

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<v Speaker 3>And Sonic the Hedgehog and the not just the fact

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<v Speaker 3>it's got sound in it, just noise.

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<v Speaker 1>And some corners of the internet have gone absolutely insane

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<v Speaker 1>drawing a saucy fan art of Sonic and Knuckles okay,

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<v Speaker 1>which I believe is this Feller. He doesn't always look

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<v Speaker 1>like that. I don't actually think that's uh Knuckles at all.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's shadow. As I say, Nickles was a squirrel, No,

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<v Speaker 1>that was tails. Who had tails? Was a big tail,

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<v Speaker 1>looked a bit more like a squirrel. Knuckles was the

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<v Speaker 1>red one. Oh okay, er isn't the Internet just a

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<v Speaker 1>strange and wonderful play?

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<v Speaker 2>So why do we have two hedgehogs that cartoon's kissing?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, just because we can.

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<v Speaker 1>We're aware of rule thirty four, and we rule thirty

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<v Speaker 1>four of the Internet, which is which is, if something exists,

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<v Speaker 1>there is porn of it somewhere. Okay, this put this

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<v Speaker 1>clearly appeals to a particular niche of folk.

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<v Speaker 2>Listening.

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<v Speaker 1>Where are we going?

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's fine, And you said if it exists as

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<v Speaker 2>porn of it somewhere, collapse.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't doubt it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, and that is David Hasselhoff, I believe so. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>that's one one of the therapists. So yeah, so people

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<v Speaker 2>have just gone there's no movie out, let's make porn.

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<v Speaker 1>There is a particular niche of the Internet that seems

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<v Speaker 1>to be very very into sonic as a sexual being.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't get it at all.

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<v Speaker 2>There is running around trying to get as many rings

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<v Speaker 2>as possible collect identify.

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, there is something I looked up because I

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<v Speaker 2>Why?

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<v Speaker 1>Why? Only on the question is why. There is a

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<v Speaker 1>fan fiction archive called AO three okay, and that currently

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<v Speaker 1>has four five hundred and eighty works that ship, which is,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, we pair up to characters from a show

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<v Speaker 1>of some sort of media that aren't actually together the

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<v Speaker 1>ship Sonic and Shadow. Well, there are twenty four thousand,

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<v Speaker 1>three hundred and ninety five Sonic stories overall, So it's

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<v Speaker 1>maybe not as much of a niche as I was

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<v Speaker 1>giving it credit for. I think there's actually a shockingly

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<v Speaker 1>large number of people.

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<v Speaker 2>Or one person with a very very big appetite.

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<v Speaker 1>One person who is in sociable for that Hedgehog, Yes.

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<v Speaker 2>Very big arm. Just one one.

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<v Speaker 1>Joe Locke of Heart Stopper Huh, who's adorable, has been

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<v Speaker 1>on the He has got a very adorable fact.

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<v Speaker 2>He kind of just want to take him home and

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<v Speaker 2>feed him.

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<v Speaker 1>Jam is that Jam?

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<v Speaker 2>It's very do we not watch friends?

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<v Speaker 1>So specific watch friends?

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<v Speaker 2>I just trying to take them oak, just take something nice,

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<v Speaker 2>Toweet and Jam and the Spoon.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, he's he's been on the Hard Stopper podcast and

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<v Speaker 1>has thrown shade at Ru Paul for not having them

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<v Speaker 1>on Drag Race as a guest judge. Yet they feel

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<v Speaker 1>quite upset.

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<v Speaker 2>But also be thankful Becauseaul will leached the youth out

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<v Speaker 2>of his skin.

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<v Speaker 1>That's how that is the only way they still look

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<v Speaker 1>like that and is still alive.

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<v Speaker 2>About a healthy amount of vasaline on the lens, I

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<v Speaker 2>said it, whoa, we've all seen that season one Filter

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<v Speaker 2>TV was foggy, right, because that's how RuPaul stage on

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<v Speaker 2>leaches the youth out of other people. Do they sit

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<v Speaker 2>next to them on?

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<v Speaker 1>Actually it's probably for Joe Locke benefit that he's not been.

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<v Speaker 2>Asked to is now basically, mamra.

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<v Speaker 1>How is she still hosting on the radio? Is that

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<v Speaker 1>all that's left of her now? Is a voice box?

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<v Speaker 2>Just a voice box?

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<v Speaker 1>Oopsos Anyway, were there and painful?

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<v Speaker 2>So he's upset because he's not on the panel.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, he's not been asked yet and that's upset him greatly.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe she thinks he's too young to be on it.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe because he's not because.

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<v Speaker 1>Heartstopper is not a show I've seen. I've not listened

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<v Speaker 1>to the podcast either. This is this is all I

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<v Speaker 1>know I know, Paul. Is I know of drag Race.

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<v Speaker 1>I understand what Joe Locke is referring to.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so heart Stopper is it's basically some teenage lives.

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<v Speaker 2>So they start off like the year nine in ninety

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<v Speaker 2>year twelves, so they've done the GCSEs I'm going into college,

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<v Speaker 2>so it's that part of youth and experiencing their sexuality

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<v Speaker 2>and stuff. It's a very sweet on it coming of age,

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<v Speaker 2>probably a vage story, but it's done very well and

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<v Speaker 2>very very sweet sweetly. So they've got some trans characters

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<v Speaker 2>in there that find love and there's no like real

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<v Speaker 2>victimization and bullying. It's a bit of bullying in there,

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<v Speaker 2>but it's dealt with by the friends saying no back off.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh amazing.

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<v Speaker 2>It's really heartwarming and warm and fluffy and it makes

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<v Speaker 2>you cry a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh definitely can't be having Joe lock on drug race

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<v Speaker 1>thing because RuPaul will feast off of that even more

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<v Speaker 1>than anything else.

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<v Speaker 2>Suck him dry.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's all from the show. But is this week?

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<v Speaker 2>Well thanks for that. Sorry, always nice to know that

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<v Speaker 2>RuPaul is staying alive somehow.

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<v Speaker 1>You're welcome stick around. As next it's Mike with the Buzz.

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<v Speaker 1>You're watching you in the cud with Zoe and Mike,

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<v Speaker 1>And now we go into the deeper parts of the

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<v Speaker 2>How do you feel about the Zoo's love A trip

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<v Speaker 2>So like favorite animals.

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<v Speaker 1>I like the elephants, Okay, I think they're really cool.

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<v Speaker 2>I like about elephants is the fact they have feet

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<v Speaker 2>that are soft. You don't know, so when you watch anotherphant,

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<v Speaker 2>what as they stand on their feet they swell up?

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<v Speaker 2>They've got soft feet.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I don't think I've ever clocked it. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>usually looking at the feet. Oh look at elephant's feet.

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<v Speaker 2>Say what you'll you'll watch them as they put them down,

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<v Speaker 2>this they expand that's so sweet. So they've always got

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<v Speaker 2>a stable footing.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so they don't think I suppose they don't sink on.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not even the sink. It's the fact that if

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<v Speaker 2>they're stood on a twig and something, they their foot

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<v Speaker 2>goes around the twig so they don't fall over.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's very sweet.

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<v Speaker 2>It's very cute. But talking about animals in the zoo,

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<v Speaker 2>we're going to move from the large to the slightly smaller,

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<v Speaker 2>not small, not going gecko.

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<v Speaker 1>Penguin Okay, we like penguin, like a penguin like penguin.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you heard about Steve the penguin in Sydney zoo.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think I have the gay penguins.

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<v Speaker 1>I have, yes, I didn't know my name.

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<v Speaker 2>That who adopted an egg and had a chick. It did, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and the chick went off to live. Okay, now Steve's

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<v Speaker 2>partner penguin has sadly died.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's so sad.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Steve was Stephen Steve. I don't know him that well.

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<v Speaker 1>Anger with me, you know his first name. I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>doing mister Kate penguin.

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<v Speaker 2>Was once his partner died, right, started to sing, which

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<v Speaker 2>is where they start to just basically bird call. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>and was so loud that all the other penguins in

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<v Speaker 2>the enclosure joined in. That's absolutely precious as their heartbroken

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<v Speaker 2>over the death of their couple.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, because I feel like I know that penguins mate

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<v Speaker 1>for life. And they did the cute little pebble sort

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<v Speaker 1>of ritual thing, which is very very cute. What an

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<v Speaker 1>adorable moment of them all coming together.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, just morning and just all seeing him going.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, that's so sad. Is a nice sounder, is it?

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<v Speaker 1>Because I mean, but some bird calls can be a

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<v Speaker 1>bit in a bit bit screech, bit screachy.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's definitely penguins in pain the phrase I'm going

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<v Speaker 2>to use. So it's not like happy feet. They don't

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<v Speaker 2>start seeing.

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<v Speaker 1>Start singing Boogie Wonder, A strange way to moor.

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<v Speaker 3>Also quite fun, yeah, funeral tap dance routine, but.

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<v Speaker 2>They do all start singing unison.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh so yeah, it was quite beautiful, but beautiful beautiful at.

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<v Speaker 2>The same time that a penguin community can come together

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<v Speaker 2>and support the death of a couple. Have you ever

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<v Speaker 2>experienced a shop I have.

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<v Speaker 1>It's most peculiar when it happens because I've been here before.

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<v Speaker 1>I've done this before, but I haven't.

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<v Speaker 2>This is all now, Okay, one was last time you

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<v Speaker 2>experienced uh.

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<v Speaker 1>Cat put my finger on it explicitly but not that distant.

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<v Speaker 2>When was the last time you experienced that, I can't.

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<v Speaker 1>Put my finger on it explicitly but probably in the

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<v Speaker 1>in the not too distant perhaps, Okay, cool.

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<v Speaker 2>So this is something that's actually worse than javu. Oh no, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>And this is because it's French, so I have to

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<v Speaker 2>do in a French as the thing you have to

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<v Speaker 2>do it surrender. And this is basically when something that's

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<v Speaker 2>been feels you've done something before, but it suddenly feels abnormal, strange. Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>It most often happens when you're talking or using a

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, so when you repeat the same word.

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<v Speaker 2>When you say the word moist, moist, moist, moist, and

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<v Speaker 2>you start to lose the meaning of the word doesn't

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<v Speaker 2>mean anything anymore, But you can't you don't feel like

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<v Speaker 2>down a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, when you look at the spelling of a word

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<v Speaker 1>and you're like that folly doesn't look right.

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<v Speaker 2>Exactly, speck not kicking off exactly is spelled right, and

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<v Speaker 2>that's it causes more upset for people than DejaVu.

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<v Speaker 2>DejaVu you don't always recognize happening.

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<v Speaker 1>No, because like dejavou could pass you by and you

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<v Speaker 1>can go, you know, I swhear, I've done that exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a very quick, very brief, but can last for

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I can see that. I can say that because

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<v Speaker 1>the frustration of no, I know I'm spelling, or when

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<v Speaker 1>you spell you like, for example, you think you're spelling

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<v Speaker 1>a word right and something like you spell checker is

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<v Speaker 1>kicking off saying that's not how you spell it, but

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<v Speaker 1>you're absolutely convinced, No, that is how you spell.

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<v Speaker 2>It, or you use the word potato. Look, potato is

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<v Speaker 2>one that got me a long time ago. Really, I

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<v Speaker 2>was talking about potatoes and about this particularly kind of potato,

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<v Speaker 2>and then by the time I said potato, like four

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<v Speaker 2>or five times within a few sentences, the word potato

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<v Speaker 2>just stopped feeling right.

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<v Speaker 1>Stopped meaning anything Potato, potato, pato.

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<v Speaker 2>Potato, and it's just yeah, And so potato sticks in

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<v Speaker 2>my every time I see a potato, I think of that.

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<v Speaker 2>I get my vou again because I am I now.

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<v Speaker 1>Saying it right?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Was I ever saying it right?

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<v Speaker 2>People just going along with me and smiling and nodding

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<v Speaker 2>like they do with so many things. But yeah, And

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<v Speaker 2>if you've ever experienced a JOV, why not share that

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<v Speaker 2>with us? We are at the Could TV on social media,

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<v Speaker 2>And if you've ever experienced a JOV, why not share

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<v Speaker 2>social media. And that brings us nicely to our story

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<v Speaker 2>of the week. Now, that brings us nicely to our

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<v Speaker 2>story if it's recurring. Do you like to shop online?

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<v Speaker 1>I do like a bit of online shopping. Is it

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<v Speaker 1>convenience simple nice easy convenience simple nice nice?

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<v Speaker 2>What about these direct from the manufacturer's kind of shops?

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<v Speaker 1>Mainly from oh less so, less so, less so? I

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<v Speaker 1>think the apps are they remind me of like gambling

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<v Speaker 1>sites because there's so much, so much offer spend. Now

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<v Speaker 1>get twenty five percent off, and then you're looking at

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<v Speaker 1>it going, how can you afford to selling me fifty

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<v Speaker 1>fifty quids worth of stuff for eighteen p How are

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<v Speaker 1>you managing to do that?

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<v Speaker 2>Because direct from the manufacturer something that happened to pay middleline

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<v Speaker 2>and potentially a slave labor.

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<v Speaker 1>Which nobody likes. I think we can all safely say

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<v Speaker 1>nobody likes that.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, we're no friend of the show missed right absolutely

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<v Speaker 2>adores Wish and TEAMU. Oh yeah, they say that they don't,

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<v Speaker 2>but we've all seen the labels on their clothes like that,

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<v Speaker 2>says Timo on it. No it doesn't, No, it doesn't

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<v Speaker 2>and will actually be in the comments right now. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't shop at f and TAMU and Wish, all right,

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<v Speaker 2>but this story is for him.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, what's going on?

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<v Speaker 2>Recently a woman ordered a clissant light right, which was

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<v Speaker 2>a table light in the shape of a class okay

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<v Speaker 2>with it was a pastry. She was devastated when it

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<v Speaker 2>turned up covered in ants. Oh ants, ants, right, because

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<v Speaker 2>someone had put an actual light inside a real class

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<v Speaker 2>on They had not.

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<v Speaker 1>They had Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 2>So they just put someone had shoved a light.

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<v Speaker 1>Bulb into a pastry into a pastry, put it in

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<v Speaker 1>a box and shipped it on reel.

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<v Speaker 2>Why is she eating it to prove that it's real.

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<v Speaker 2>I that is a.

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<v Speaker 1>Suspect pastry that would not be going anywhere near my

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<v Speaker 2>So she was just confused because when she got home

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<v Speaker 2>and his ants crawling into her.

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<v Speaker 1>Packages, She's like, Sue, package that happening. There's nothing perishable

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<v Speaker 1>or edible in there? What's going on?

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<v Speaker 2>I opened it up basically shoot answers away and went,

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<v Speaker 2>it's all over my lamp, and I went, this feels crumby.

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<v Speaker 1>This doesn't feel right.

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<v Speaker 2>It doesn't feel like a fake plastic classant.

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<v Speaker 1>Which it's what you would expect.

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<v Speaker 2>It was actually a croissant.

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<v Speaker 1>How much did she pay for it?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't have that information because I got to intact

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<v Speaker 2>what actually happened. So the real quascant had been dipped

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, this does look very shin was varnished or yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it looks like an attempt at resoning.

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<v Speaker 2>Has happened, But it was done obviously after the light

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<v Speaker 2>had been inserted, because the actual pastry itself was damaged.

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<v Speaker 2>This is wild brilliant because I mean, you could be

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<v Speaker 2>in bed, half a sleep bit peckish, turn the light on.

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<v Speaker 1>Ah, it's the smell of warm butter exactly coming from

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<v Speaker 2>Who doesn't love a warm classo in the morning, this woman.

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<v Speaker 2>So it's just I just thought it was a brilliant

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<v Speaker 2>way of using leftover baits goods to create an art.

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<v Speaker 1>Could you put that in a museum? Would the take

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<v Speaker 1>accept that? Probably? You say, if you say something definitely

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<v Speaker 1>absolutely the modern the moderns I think probably been into.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually, maybe do a poo on it. I will take.

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<v Speaker 1>Its brop it gold and.

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<v Speaker 2>Then they a poo on it, say it was made

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<v Speaker 2>with vaginal yeast, and then we'll definitely but talking vaginal east.

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<v Speaker 2>That's all from the buzz this week.

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks Mike. I now cannot get over the thought of

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<v Speaker 1>a light bulb shoved into a class on and how

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<v Speaker 1>horrible that would feel. Against your teeth. If you bit

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<v Speaker 1>into it, I think that's weird.

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<v Speaker 2>Stick around because come up next, we've got a game

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<v Speaker 2>to play. In our Game of the week.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome back, and yes you're watching during the cud We're

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<v Speaker 1>going to play a little game. And this one is

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<v Speaker 1>for the man who once bought fetish wear from Pride

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<v Speaker 1>thinking it was weight lifting gear.

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<v Speaker 2>It's Mike that was missed.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll find out.

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<v Speaker 4>Day all the week.

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<v Speaker 2>In a game of riddles, we twist and we turn

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<v Speaker 2>with questions so tricky your pee will burn, but laughter

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<v Speaker 2>and fun. You solve the clues in this riddle game.

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<v Speaker 2>It's me versus us. Are you ready, Zoe?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm ready when you are, Mike.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, wonderful. David's father has three sons, snap Crackle and

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<v Speaker 2>what poppers. I thought I wasn't sure whether you were

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<v Speaker 2>answering or making a Demand's been the cupbod tea left

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<v Speaker 2>if you're making a demand with the Freddos the Fredo cupboard.

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<v Speaker 2>So yes, What's father? Sons are snap Crackle and David

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<v Speaker 2>Now pop pop, snack, Crackle and pop.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought it was David's.

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<v Speaker 2>It was actually David.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, good. I thought I'd lost my mind man. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>what then a while ago?

431
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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so an interesting thoughtful question. Now, okay, what is

432
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<v Speaker 2>more useful when it's broken? Don't be rude?

433
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<v Speaker 1>What is more useful when it's broken?

434
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<v Speaker 2>You will? You will? It's more youthful? What is.

435
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<v Speaker 1>Depends on who you ask? Are you youthful or useful?

436
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<v Speaker 5>Huh?

437
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<v Speaker 2>Useful?

438
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<v Speaker 1>Useful?

439
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<v Speaker 2>Useful? Were able to be used when broken?

440
00:24:06.440 --> 00:24:11.319
<v Speaker 1>It's broken? An egg?

441
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<v Speaker 2>It's actually a high No? Actually, yeah, an egg?

442
00:24:14.680 --> 00:24:15.079
<v Speaker 5>An egg?

443
00:24:17.200 --> 00:24:20.720
<v Speaker 1>We've actually shown right, I'm going out on a limb there.

444
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<v Speaker 2>Oh, okay, the next one. I'm easy to lift but

445
00:24:26.680 --> 00:24:29.759
<v Speaker 2>hard to swallow. I'm easy to lift but hard to throw.

446
00:24:30.240 --> 00:24:33.599
<v Speaker 1>What am I easy to lift but hard to throw?

447
00:24:37.799 --> 00:24:38.799
<v Speaker 1>I actually haven't got a.

448
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<v Speaker 2>Think about something.

449
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<v Speaker 6>It's easy to lift but hard to throw.

450
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<v Speaker 1>Easy to lift it hard to throw?

451
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<v Speaker 2>This?

452
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<v Speaker 1>Oh this is terribly embarrassing.

453
00:24:55.720 --> 00:24:57.160
<v Speaker 2>I'm so smug about the last one.

454
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<v Speaker 1>I particularly smug about the last one.

455
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<v Speaker 2>Is it to left?

456
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<v Speaker 1>Hard to throw on pillows?

457
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<v Speaker 2>I get the idea. A feather, A feather, feather?

458
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<v Speaker 1>Easy to lift?

459
00:25:15.359 --> 00:25:15.799
<v Speaker 2>Hard? Oh?

460
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<v Speaker 1>Yes, it's quite hard to throw a feather it is.

461
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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to go real far.

462
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<v Speaker 2>I should put it into a ball.

463
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<v Speaker 1>And then love it, and I should put it inside

464
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<v Speaker 1>something else like a croissant.

465
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<v Speaker 2>Or a pillow or a pillow pillows are quite easy

466
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<v Speaker 2>to throw.

467
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<v Speaker 1>That would make it much easier to throw.

468
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<v Speaker 2>Where would you take a sick boat, a sick voat boat,

469
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<v Speaker 2>boat boat b or eighty.

470
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<v Speaker 1>Thick boat a boat hospital?

471
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<v Speaker 2>Oh dear, a doc tour?

472
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<v Speaker 1>Are these even riddles?

473
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<v Speaker 2>And he's just any jokes, really bad dad joke, just

474
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<v Speaker 2>a dad joke, I think, yeah, the next one dad

475
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<v Speaker 2>joke to So I'll move on. Okay. A cowboy rode

476
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<v Speaker 2>into town on Friday, He stayed for three nights and

477
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<v Speaker 2>rode out on Friday. How is that possible?

478
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<v Speaker 1>Friday was the name of his horse.

479
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<v Speaker 2>No, Friday was the name of the Indian man that

480
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<v Speaker 2>he'd renamed Friday because of white colonialism. Wow wow, we

481
00:26:36.160 --> 00:26:39.319
<v Speaker 2>got real aware, then got really very much aware of

482
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<v Speaker 2>the lone ranger. Yes, yes, correct, Friday was the name

483
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<v Speaker 2>of the horse.

484
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<v Speaker 1>I was going to say Friday was the name of

485
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<v Speaker 1>his boyfriend.

486
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<v Speaker 2>But also riding on. They could be both, they're not

487
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<v Speaker 2>mutually exclusive.

488
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<v Speaker 1>Can be two things, but it is probably a little

489
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<v Speaker 1>bit illegal.

490
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<v Speaker 2>Right upon it believe what goes up, but never comes down, Well,

491
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<v Speaker 2>I know what I want to say. What do you

492
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<v Speaker 2>want to say? My But you know, someone just got

493
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<v Speaker 2>very shy in the studio.

494
00:27:20.680 --> 00:27:23.759
<v Speaker 1>Only on a Saturday, like nine minutes past ten.

495
00:27:23.599 --> 00:27:27.519
<v Speaker 2>Though good recall I watched the show a couple of weeks.

496
00:27:27.279 --> 00:27:29.200
<v Speaker 1>Ago that I watched the show.

497
00:27:29.279 --> 00:27:32.119
<v Speaker 2>I remember, I've been doing my best since that episode

498
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<v Speaker 2>to have sex at any other time than the Saturday,

499
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<v Speaker 2>just to be obtuse, just just with the figures, and

500
00:27:40.000 --> 00:27:42.119
<v Speaker 2>with the figures, with as many fellas as I can.

501
00:27:44.119 --> 00:27:45.799
<v Speaker 1>What goes up doesn't come down.

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<v Speaker 4>Warmair, warmair, A twink on ecstasy, no age, Oh of course.

503
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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

504
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<v Speaker 1>The driving force that is time.

505
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<v Speaker 2>Okay, there's a carton of twelve eggs. Okay, twelve people

506
00:28:10.720 --> 00:28:14.039
<v Speaker 2>each take an egg. Okay, but there is one left

507
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<v Speaker 2>in the carton.

508
00:28:15.279 --> 00:28:23.400
<v Speaker 1>How twelve people each take an egg and egg, but

509
00:28:23.519 --> 00:28:30.640
<v Speaker 1>there is one left in the carton? How did one

510
00:28:30.680 --> 00:28:31.680
<v Speaker 1>person put one back?

511
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<v Speaker 2>No, they all walked away with the egg.

512
00:28:36.519 --> 00:28:37.799
<v Speaker 1>They all walked away with the egg.

513
00:28:38.119 --> 00:28:39.720
<v Speaker 2>Every person walks away with an egg, but there's one

514
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<v Speaker 2>left in the carton.

515
00:28:46.240 --> 00:28:49.640
<v Speaker 1>Did someone leave their egg in the carton and then

516
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<v Speaker 1>carry the carton away?

517
00:28:50.720 --> 00:28:53.119
<v Speaker 2>Yes, the last person took the egg in the carton. Ah,

518
00:28:53.160 --> 00:28:55.880
<v Speaker 2>but you didn't press the buzzer, so it doesn't count.

519
00:28:57.680 --> 00:29:00.279
<v Speaker 2>But it doesn't count you you guessed without buzzer. Sing

520
00:29:02.480 --> 00:29:11.680
<v Speaker 2>all right, simon cowell? Okay, damn it. What is full

521
00:29:11.720 --> 00:29:14.720
<v Speaker 2>of holes but still holds water? I feel attacked.

522
00:29:16.920 --> 00:29:20.640
<v Speaker 1>This list of riddles.

523
00:29:20.319 --> 00:29:22.400
<v Speaker 2>It's not it doesn't hold any water.

524
00:29:24.160 --> 00:29:30.400
<v Speaker 1>What's full of holes but still holds water? Hm hmm?

525
00:29:37.079 --> 00:29:39.160
<v Speaker 1>Mop bucket? All the holes are in the top.

526
00:29:40.519 --> 00:29:41.039
<v Speaker 2>One hole.

527
00:29:42.240 --> 00:29:44.119
<v Speaker 1>There's several holes in the top of a map bucket?

528
00:29:44.279 --> 00:29:46.440
<v Speaker 1>Or you mean for the strain a bit, Yeah, the

529
00:29:46.559 --> 00:29:47.920
<v Speaker 1>ringy stringy bit.

530
00:29:49.079 --> 00:29:50.319
<v Speaker 2>And a sponge is the answer.

531
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<v Speaker 1>Hold a sponge, yeah, sponge.

532
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<v Speaker 2>Okay. How would you spell cow in thirteen letters? It's

533
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<v Speaker 2>not m o o o o o o o oh.

534
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<v Speaker 1>That would be two letters. I suppose. How do you

535
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<v Speaker 1>spell cow in thirteen letters? Yeah, I'm just thinking of

536
00:30:16.839 --> 00:30:20.440
<v Speaker 1>long words for cow. Now it's not going to be

537
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<v Speaker 1>that easy.

538
00:30:22.200 --> 00:30:24.279
<v Speaker 2>I have someone overhead county on their fingers.

539
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<v Speaker 1>It was also that Yeah, this was me. Oh, I

540
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<v Speaker 1>don't know, genuinely stumped by that one.

541
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<v Speaker 2>S e e e O s e e s e

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<v Speaker 2>e e e s e e. Well, it says what

543
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<v Speaker 2>see okay, the letter oh and d O U b

544
00:30:54.440 --> 00:30:58.160
<v Speaker 2>l E y oh you Oh what does that say?

545
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<v Speaker 1>The letters spell out the word the noises see oh

546
00:31:04.720 --> 00:31:06.039
<v Speaker 1>double double you.

547
00:31:07.799 --> 00:31:09.680
<v Speaker 2>That's cheeky.

548
00:31:09.000 --> 00:31:13.839
<v Speaker 1>That is cheeky. I'm having that. I'm stealing that.

549
00:31:13.960 --> 00:31:19.240
<v Speaker 2>Hopefully the person that you ask presses the buzzer too

550
00:31:19.319 --> 00:31:23.640
<v Speaker 2>late now, I know it's too late, too buzzy. Now

551
00:31:23.920 --> 00:31:29.039
<v Speaker 2>it's too late. One last, last one, one last one.

552
00:31:29.279 --> 00:31:31.759
<v Speaker 2>If two is a company and three is a crowd,

553
00:31:32.319 --> 00:31:33.839
<v Speaker 2>what are four and five.

554
00:31:38.039 --> 00:31:38.599
<v Speaker 1>Parties?

555
00:31:39.039 --> 00:31:39.359
<v Speaker 2>Nine?

556
00:31:39.920 --> 00:31:41.920
<v Speaker 1>Nine? As? Then you add four and five together and

557
00:31:41.960 --> 00:31:42.799
<v Speaker 1>you get nine.

558
00:31:44.319 --> 00:31:47.039
<v Speaker 2>If two is company, three is a crowd, what are

559
00:31:47.079 --> 00:31:47.759
<v Speaker 2>four and five?

560
00:31:48.759 --> 00:31:52.200
<v Speaker 1>What are four and five? Numbers?

561
00:31:53.400 --> 00:31:55.680
<v Speaker 2>Nine? Four and five is nine?

562
00:31:57.519 --> 00:31:59.599
<v Speaker 1>What you're giving me the answer?

563
00:32:00.359 --> 00:32:03.240
<v Speaker 2>So number nine, four and five is nine.

564
00:32:03.359 --> 00:32:04.759
<v Speaker 1>Yes, I can add that.

565
00:32:07.400 --> 00:32:09.039
<v Speaker 2>Stick around because up next we're going to get all

566
00:32:09.119 --> 00:32:10.240
<v Speaker 2>arts and crafty queens.

567
00:32:18.920 --> 00:32:21.240
<v Speaker 1>Welcome back to you in the CUD. Now we see

568
00:32:21.279 --> 00:32:23.720
<v Speaker 1>what Mike has designed for us in Crafty Queens.

569
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<v Speaker 2>This at smells of missed m for most of disappointment.

570
00:32:41.119 --> 00:32:42.440
<v Speaker 2>Do you like to read books?

571
00:32:42.440 --> 00:32:43.920
<v Speaker 1>So? I like reading books.

572
00:32:43.920 --> 00:32:46.160
<v Speaker 2>I do. What's your favorite kind of book?

573
00:32:46.960 --> 00:32:53.599
<v Speaker 1>Uh? Strange like a strange book strange book, like a strange.

574
00:32:53.200 --> 00:32:54.519
<v Speaker 2>Book at mind camp.

575
00:32:55.799 --> 00:32:58.200
<v Speaker 1>Not that strange, you know, I like the strange.

576
00:32:58.559 --> 00:33:00.599
<v Speaker 2>So because what do you want to save your place?

577
00:33:00.680 --> 00:33:02.440
<v Speaker 2>What you'd use to save your place in the book?

578
00:33:02.440 --> 00:33:04.359
<v Speaker 2>Are you a bender of ears? Oh?

579
00:33:04.440 --> 00:33:06.880
<v Speaker 1>God, no, that's a crime. I ever, I have a

580
00:33:06.960 --> 00:33:09.200
<v Speaker 1>nicely embroidered bookmark.

581
00:33:09.359 --> 00:33:12.640
<v Speaker 2>Well, now you're going to have to how exciting. Okay,

582
00:33:12.640 --> 00:33:15.920
<v Speaker 2>because we're going to create a page saver. Okay, what's

583
00:33:15.960 --> 00:33:17.079
<v Speaker 2>a book mark? Page?

584
00:33:17.079 --> 00:33:17.720
<v Speaker 1>Not a bookmark.

585
00:33:17.839 --> 00:33:19.160
<v Speaker 2>We're not going to mark the book. We're going to

586
00:33:19.160 --> 00:33:19.920
<v Speaker 2>save the page.

587
00:33:20.240 --> 00:33:20.839
<v Speaker 1>I love that.

588
00:33:21.319 --> 00:33:22.799
<v Speaker 2>The first thing we went to is to create the

589
00:33:22.839 --> 00:33:24.880
<v Speaker 2>body of the page saver. Okay, how do you read

590
00:33:24.920 --> 00:33:26.559
<v Speaker 2>a big book or a small book? Going in between?

591
00:33:27.200 --> 00:33:27.559
<v Speaker 1>Uh?

592
00:33:28.400 --> 00:33:30.319
<v Speaker 2>I like all books, all books. Okay, so you need

593
00:33:30.319 --> 00:33:32.240
<v Speaker 2>to make sure your pay saver is a decent length.

594
00:33:33.920 --> 00:33:35.599
<v Speaker 2>The first thing we're to is get a piece of card.

595
00:33:36.920 --> 00:33:38.359
<v Speaker 1>Okay, I have a piece of card.

596
00:33:38.200 --> 00:33:41.960
<v Speaker 2>And I want you to cut out a long strip

597
00:33:42.359 --> 00:33:51.599
<v Speaker 2>long card. Okay, you've got good scissors.

598
00:33:51.920 --> 00:33:57.839
<v Speaker 1>I however, I've got the good scissors. Oh okay, that's

599
00:33:57.880 --> 00:33:58.920
<v Speaker 1>an interesting development.

600
00:33:59.119 --> 00:34:02.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I do have the good scissors and a shortened stubbing.

601
00:34:02.680 --> 00:34:03.480
<v Speaker 2>Don't go all the way in.

602
00:34:05.119 --> 00:34:10.800
<v Speaker 7>There a fellow lot at once if you like. Okay,

603
00:34:12.679 --> 00:34:16.079
<v Speaker 7>So you don't have a strip of decent.

604
00:34:15.760 --> 00:34:19.360
<v Speaker 2>Girth and length, and that's the way we like it.

605
00:34:21.719 --> 00:34:23.159
<v Speaker 1>That was a quick crafty creams, wasn't it?

606
00:34:24.519 --> 00:34:27.000
<v Speaker 2>And you could just stick that in a book. But

607
00:34:27.159 --> 00:34:28.599
<v Speaker 2>that wouldn't be very exciting.

608
00:34:29.000 --> 00:34:30.280
<v Speaker 1>That just won't do, will it.

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00:34:30.679 --> 00:34:32.639
<v Speaker 2>So what we're going to do is we're going to

610
00:34:32.760 --> 00:34:38.320
<v Speaker 2>the bottom. We're going to round off the ends. So

611
00:34:40.760 --> 00:34:46.280
<v Speaker 2>I'm going to round off the end, okay, because you

612
00:34:46.280 --> 00:34:47.360
<v Speaker 2>don't want to jag the edge.

613
00:34:48.280 --> 00:34:49.199
<v Speaker 1>Oh heavens now.

614
00:34:49.920 --> 00:34:54.039
<v Speaker 2>Okay. And once you've done that, you want to take

615
00:34:54.239 --> 00:35:02.280
<v Speaker 2>your scissors and cut down the tip, right, okay, So

616
00:35:02.480 --> 00:35:09.119
<v Speaker 2>we're cutting down like this like this, like this all

617
00:35:09.159 --> 00:35:13.239
<v Speaker 2>the way down. Yeah yeah, okay, we went halfway down

618
00:35:13.280 --> 00:35:17.559
<v Speaker 2>your length, okay, because that's.

619
00:35:17.400 --> 00:35:20.320
<v Speaker 1>Where you're going to put the page, I see.

620
00:35:20.599 --> 00:35:26.760
<v Speaker 2>Okay, so your page is going to go down the slits.

621
00:35:25.039 --> 00:35:29.239
<v Speaker 1>Unfortunate okay, in the slip.

622
00:35:29.079 --> 00:35:31.000
<v Speaker 2>If you do it that way around. This is why

623
00:35:31.000 --> 00:35:32.559
<v Speaker 2>we're not doing it that way around, because that would

624
00:35:32.559 --> 00:35:33.000
<v Speaker 2>be rude.

625
00:35:33.440 --> 00:35:35.000
<v Speaker 1>Yes, we would have to censor that, we.

626
00:35:35.000 --> 00:35:38.079
<v Speaker 2>Wouldn't have to sense that. But what by that way

627
00:35:38.119 --> 00:35:40.480
<v Speaker 2>by doing it this way. This is not rude, you see.

628
00:35:40.920 --> 00:35:44.440
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no, that's akin to the wrong trousers, well looking

629
00:35:44.480 --> 00:35:45.679
<v Speaker 1>grom it exactly.

630
00:35:46.760 --> 00:35:48.800
<v Speaker 2>So, so that's where when you get your book, you're

631
00:35:48.800 --> 00:35:51.280
<v Speaker 2>going to put the page in there, okay, okay, And

632
00:35:51.320 --> 00:35:54.000
<v Speaker 2>that's going to basically say this is where the page is. Yes,

633
00:35:54.679 --> 00:35:55.599
<v Speaker 2>this is dull as ship.

634
00:35:56.320 --> 00:35:59.280
<v Speaker 1>Yeah no, it is pretty.

635
00:36:00.039 --> 00:36:02.320
<v Speaker 2>So you have their some glue.

636
00:36:02.000 --> 00:36:05.679
<v Speaker 1>And some at I do indeed have some.

637
00:36:06.880 --> 00:36:09.480
<v Speaker 2>Okay. What I'm going to say is try not to

638
00:36:09.559 --> 00:36:12.760
<v Speaker 2>glitter or glamorfhy where the slit is or lower, because

639
00:36:12.760 --> 00:36:13.559
<v Speaker 2>that's going to go in pages.

640
00:36:13.559 --> 00:36:15.360
<v Speaker 1>And you do want a book felt oh gosh, now

641
00:36:15.719 --> 00:36:17.159
<v Speaker 1>can't be done to be pages.

642
00:36:17.079 --> 00:36:18.920
<v Speaker 2>You don't want. You don't want lots of weight around

643
00:36:18.920 --> 00:36:19.480
<v Speaker 2>the tip.

644
00:36:21.079 --> 00:36:22.599
<v Speaker 1>It is known to throw your balance.

645
00:36:23.480 --> 00:36:25.239
<v Speaker 2>But lots and lots of weight at the top the

646
00:36:25.639 --> 00:36:30.559
<v Speaker 2>display area. Okay, So just get gluing and sticking gordeous

647
00:36:30.840 --> 00:36:34.280
<v Speaker 2>as creative as doll as you'd like. Be careful of

648
00:36:34.280 --> 00:36:36.480
<v Speaker 2>the hot glue gun because the hot glue gun contains

649
00:36:36.719 --> 00:36:37.320
<v Speaker 2>hot glue.

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<v Speaker 1>Hot glue. That's the last thing I expected it to contain.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, well, we did ask for them to be

652
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<v Speaker 2>filled with seamen but the gallery.

653
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<v Speaker 1>Said, you know, oh boo, the gallery everyone, this is

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<v Speaker 1>where nobody likes them.

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<v Speaker 2>So what I'm currently doing is pressing coil things on

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<v Speaker 2>which conduct heat very well.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you watch those fingeries?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, my fingers are burnt.

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<v Speaker 1>I have decided. I have decided to google eye the

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<v Speaker 1>top of mine, therefore humanize it. Okay, now I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to feel bad whenever I shut its legs in my book.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So what you've done there has created your own

663
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<v Speaker 2>little bit of trauma.

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<v Speaker 1>Create a little little book trauma.

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<v Speaker 2>Friend, There we go, because who doesn't love trauma when

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<v Speaker 2>they're reading?

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<v Speaker 1>I know I do exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just gluing shit onto it, hoping for the best.

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<v Speaker 2>Because if you have watched Drafting Queen is pretty much

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<v Speaker 2>what I always do.

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<v Speaker 1>Kind of the modus operandi. I feel like this this seconment.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, I know a little bit. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I know modus operandi.

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<v Speaker 2>BDVDVD Yeah, I came, I came. I came to deny

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<v Speaker 2>I can.

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<v Speaker 5>Do.

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<v Speaker 2>You do lots of crafts when you're on your own

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<v Speaker 2>or with the husband.

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<v Speaker 1>I do do a little bit of craft. I'm a

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a fiber craft mostly so a knit a crochet.

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<v Speaker 2>Or like, Is that the one where you get pain

682
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<v Speaker 2>in your body?

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<v Speaker 1>My alga, sorry fer myology. Yeah, okay, yeah, it's very similar,

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<v Speaker 1>so that it's more similar to Carpal tunnel, I forget

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<v Speaker 1>you through your day.

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<v Speaker 2>Carpal tunnel. Isn't that the one where Diana died?

687
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<v Speaker 1>No, that was the next one over too soon, too soon.

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<v Speaker 1>That was the people's princess.

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<v Speaker 2>Technically all the royal family of the people's princesses and

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<v Speaker 2>princes and things.

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<v Speaker 1>Because yeah, because they have the princes and princesses of people.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because she was a commoner daughter of a lord.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, she was, she was our princess. Are you much

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<v Speaker 1>of a hard crafter at home?

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<v Speaker 2>No? No, I just eyes crafting in all way shapes.

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<v Speaker 1>And forms exclusively here that doesn't exist. Tell us, are

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<v Speaker 1>you really feel.

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<v Speaker 2>It's it's yeah, choices have been made indeed on one side,

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<v Speaker 2>and I just need to do the other as well.

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<v Speaker 1>You're doing the back as well.

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<v Speaker 2>You do both sides, because it's going at the top

702
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<v Speaker 2>of a book, the stick out. You don't want just

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<v Speaker 2>one flat end.

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<v Speaker 1>No, that's true. That would be most boring, wouldn't it Exactly?

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm getting disbelieving looked from a visitor in the corner,

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<v Speaker 2>because I just pour the glue on and see what happens?

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<v Speaker 1>Hot glued, hot glued myself there?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh dear, what did you hot glue yourself?

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<v Speaker 1>Did I hot glued myself to my bookmark? Friend?

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<v Speaker 2>Creature glue yourself to yourself?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm dead. This is progressed so far.

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<v Speaker 2>So far, I've almost finished, not done yet, I've started. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>how fabulous is that?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know we've actually not gone super duper dissimal? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>we both have the same like, it's amazing what you

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<v Speaker 1>can come up with when you've got exactly the same.

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<v Speaker 8>Get kay, gear, you've got gear. Wonder you're rappy we

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<v Speaker 8>have apparently mind looks like the cooking monter. It's like

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<v Speaker 8>dragon l though, to be fair, that's hoggling.

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<v Speaker 1>That's just start glue. I'm just ryan stoning. I felt

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<v Speaker 1>like that was an appropriate course of action.

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<v Speaker 2>Twenty minutes too late.

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<v Speaker 1>M h.

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<v Speaker 2>I'd say, I want a bit.

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<v Speaker 5>More of a feather up there, my girl.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm quite happy with you're happy with your creation.

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<v Speaker 1>A little ferando, Okay, I thought you gives.

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<v Speaker 2>A better Yeah, And then all you do. Is she

729
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<v Speaker 2>just pops that your book page in there, and then

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<v Speaker 2>you'll always run the way you're up to.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll always know exactly where I am, this little book

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<v Speaker 1>mark friend.

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<v Speaker 2>Exactly one step away from the sanitarium. I remember, if

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<v Speaker 2>you can't get anything any region or anything in between,

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<v Speaker 2>you could always be a crafty queen. So yeah, is

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<v Speaker 2>that going to help you with your your your reading moments.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure that will bring me endless joy outside of

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<v Speaker 1>my books.

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<v Speaker 2>Of the books aren't books. I'm just gonna take this

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<v Speaker 2>hat off because it smells funny and it's hot. So

741
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<v Speaker 2>if you grab a book from from behind, you pass

742
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<v Speaker 2>me want too? How to hold animals?

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<v Speaker 1>How to hold animals? That's lovely, the Manual of the

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<v Speaker 1>Warrior of Light.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, you're not supposed to hold them by the groin,

746
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<v Speaker 2>so say I am here learning how to hold ocauana

747
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<v Speaker 2>stag beetle. Save that page for later, big lad, I

748
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<v Speaker 2>can just pop this over the pages. Thanks.

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<v Speaker 1>So do you know you're never going to forget what

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<v Speaker 1>you're up to? Are you? You're absolutely never gonna look

751
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<v Speaker 1>that's never gonna fall out accidentally. Yeah, yes, I'm happy.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll pay thousands for that.

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<v Speaker 2>Pay up with your bastards, pay me the money, right,

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<v Speaker 2>I thought.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's quite a nice little successful I think

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<v Speaker 1>that's been very, very successful.

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<v Speaker 2>That's depressing for all of us really. But that's almost

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<v Speaker 2>the end of the show for this week. Remember to

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<v Speaker 2>look out for our social media at the cud TV

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00:43:20.039 --> 00:43:22.119
<v Speaker 2>on all your usual places, and if you want to

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<v Speaker 2>catch up with us on previous episodes, have a look

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<v Speaker 2>on YouTube for Chewing the Cud.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you so much for watching and we'll see you

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<v Speaker 1>very soon.

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<v Speaker 2>Bye bye. Thank you so much for watching.

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<v Speaker 6>What you polite
