Speaker 1: You're watching Chewing the Cud with Zoe Kleig and Mike,
Speaker 1: Benny and Rome. So that was when I said to her,
Speaker 1: Potato hardly know what? Oh hi, and welcome to cheer
Speaker 1: in the car.
Speaker 2: You're what.
Speaker 1: We'll get back to it another time. What they got
Speaker 1: for us today, Mike.
Speaker 2: Well, today I've got notes about something worse than deja vu.
Speaker 2: And then I've got something worse than deja vu.
Speaker 1: We even have a game that you can play along
Speaker 1: with too. But on screen now you can see our
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Speaker 1: Cheering the Cud.
Speaker 2: I've got something about deja vu. You can see the
Speaker 2: names of people have reached out on social media going
Speaker 2: along the bottom of the screen. But now we go
Speaker 2: over to Zoe and the show biz.
Speaker 1: So, Mike, you are you Strictly Come Dancing fun?
Speaker 2: Is it sure that you watch regular Strictly Come Dancing
Speaker 2: or Strictly Come Dancing?
Speaker 1: Are they two different shows?
Speaker 2: Strictly Come Dancing is only waiting to see him and
Speaker 2: do this?
Speaker 1: Oh, there's the popular show of.
Speaker 2: People dancing around professional to remixed versions of songs you
Speaker 2: may or may not know, yeah.
Speaker 1: Song by people who are doing okay.
Speaker 2: Job leaning back lots of yeah.
Speaker 1: So apparently in the news this week, Strictly is looking
Speaker 1: to return to traditional routes and is getting rid of
Speaker 1: same sex couple. Yeah it's not great, is it.
Speaker 2: Why have this said?
Speaker 1: Why? I think it's just a return to being more traditional.
Speaker 1: I think the upset because they keep winning everything.
Speaker 2: I can believe that beautiful young gentlemen there, oh like
Speaker 2: gorgeous with too many clouds on. I don't mind being
Speaker 2: that dirty man. But it's going back to traditional values.
Speaker 2: Always rings alarm bells with me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because let's face it, the traditional values go out
Speaker 1: of date for a reason. They stop being needed or relevant.
Speaker 2: It's what politicians use. So that's used traditional values. Putting
Speaker 2: uses traditional values.
Speaker 1: And they're two great people, right.
Speaker 2: Well, Trump uses traditional family value. It's not it rings
Speaker 2: alarm bells for me. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't like it either. It just doesn't feel very progressive.
Speaker 1: I feel like a big step forward was taken and
Speaker 1: this is this is a step back.
Speaker 2: This is people dancing, This is not They're not getting
Speaker 2: the kit off and having done it's just people dancing.
Speaker 1: There's just no need for it.
Speaker 2: I completely agree with it BBC.
Speaker 1: I think this is going to work quite a lot
Speaker 1: of people. I don't know if it's going to turn
Speaker 1: everybody off to watching it, because there are there's still
Speaker 1: folks out there who are like, why do you need
Speaker 1: to have two men dancing? Why can't be you know,
Speaker 1: because they're.
Speaker 2: Sad Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.
Speaker 1: How do you know we there?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, some of them are that pistoric, aren't they?
Speaker 2: Okay? Cool? Not not cool? Because the BBC are making
Speaker 2: a massive.
Speaker 1: Step back, Yeah, a step back in time.
Speaker 2: But Strictly you have a fun fact about Strictly.
Speaker 1: I do have a fun fact about Strictly, So the
Speaker 1: this is something that the person themselves confirmed as well.
Speaker 1: So the intro to Strictly Come Dancing where there is
Speaker 1: somebody playing the guitar and there is a fellow goes
Speaker 1: hey in the middle of that. That was Matt Berry
Speaker 1: that was playing the guitar and is the one who
Speaker 1: shouted hey, which I think is a very very fun fact.
Speaker 1: I have no idea that I know the source of
Speaker 1: that specifically was Matt Berry. Himself telling that. I saw
Speaker 1: a clip of that on Instagram. I believe he was
Speaker 1: in a zoom call with about twenty other people. I
Speaker 1: literally caught that bit.
Speaker 2: For those people that don't know who Matt Berry is.
Speaker 1: He's he's the main character in Toast of London and
Speaker 1: he was also in I forgot the name of the
Speaker 1: show announces genuine Oh the it crowd, wasn't it the
Speaker 1: one I'm thinking of from? He's from what we do
Speaker 1: in the Shadows. He plays a vampire within that and
Speaker 1: is incredibly funny. Go look up any of those shows.
Speaker 1: They're great. But watch this first.
Speaker 2: Yeah, watch your screening screen. I don't mind me. My
Speaker 2: favorite thing about him is when he did the Volvic adverts.
Speaker 2: I mister Volcano.
Speaker 1: I had no idea that Matt Berry.
Speaker 2: Hello, mister Volcano. He saurus Alan brilliant.
Speaker 1: Now I know that it only enriches my joy. Matt
Speaker 1: Berry first, Yeah, what a glorious human. Exactly.
Speaker 2: He doesn't love it. Oh sorry, I think the studio
Speaker 2: saying something, yes, I can hear yes, I can hear you, Yes,
Speaker 2: I can hear you. Paul Starr, press the fucking button.
Speaker 2: Press never mind.
Speaker 1: The in turn in completely unrelated news. Are you a
Speaker 1: gamer at all? I am a gamer as in Xbox, PlayStation, Nintendo.
Speaker 2: I know what an Xbox is. Oh no, there's a
Speaker 2: game console called Nextbox.
Speaker 1: Games Console, right, Yeah, not the one you're thinking. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: absolutely not that one.
Speaker 2: It's like someone's been looking at my only fans, only fan.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was singular.
Speaker 2: I am aware of the games exist. I'm not one
Speaker 2: that particularly goes Yeah my gameplay so like peaked at
Speaker 2: Command and conquered Red Alert.
Speaker 1: Okay, so old a little while ago.
Speaker 2: Yeah, one after pac Man.
Speaker 1: There is a new Sonic movie coming out, So Sonicas.
Speaker 3: And Sonic the Hedgehog and the not just the fact
Speaker 3: it's got sound in it, just noise.
Speaker 1: And some corners of the internet have gone absolutely insane
Speaker 1: drawing a saucy fan art of Sonic and Knuckles okay,
Speaker 1: which I believe is this Feller. He doesn't always look
Speaker 1: like that. I don't actually think that's uh Knuckles at all.
Speaker 1: I think that's shadow. As I say, Nickles was a squirrel, No,
Speaker 1: that was tails. Who had tails? Was a big tail,
Speaker 1: looked a bit more like a squirrel. Knuckles was the
Speaker 1: red one. Oh okay, er isn't the Internet just a
Speaker 1: strange and wonderful play?
Speaker 2: So why do we have two hedgehogs that cartoon's kissing?
Speaker 2: I mean, just because we can.
Speaker 1: We're aware of rule thirty four, and we rule thirty
Speaker 1: four of the Internet, which is which is, if something exists,
Speaker 1: there is porn of it somewhere. Okay, this put this
Speaker 1: clearly appeals to a particular niche of folk.
Speaker 2: Listening.
Speaker 1: Where are we going?
Speaker 2: No, it's fine, And you said if it exists as
Speaker 2: porn of it somewhere, collapse.
Speaker 1: Don't doubt it.
Speaker 2: Yes, and that is David Hasselhoff, I believe so. Yes,
Speaker 2: that's one one of the therapists. So yeah, so people
Speaker 2: have just gone there's no movie out, let's make porn.
Speaker 1: There is a particular niche of the Internet that seems
Speaker 1: to be very very into sonic as a sexual being.
Speaker 1: Don't get it at all.
Speaker 2: There is running around trying to get as many rings
Speaker 2: as possible collect identify.
Speaker 1: So yeah, there is something I looked up because I
Speaker 1: was like, what is what is this?
Speaker 2: Why?
Speaker 1: Why? Only on the question is why. There is a
Speaker 1: fan fiction archive called AO three okay, and that currently
Speaker 1: has four five hundred and eighty works that ship, which is,
Speaker 1: you know, we pair up to characters from a show
Speaker 1: of some sort of media that aren't actually together the
Speaker 1: ship Sonic and Shadow. Well, there are twenty four thousand,
Speaker 1: three hundred and ninety five Sonic stories overall, So it's
Speaker 1: maybe not as much of a niche as I was
Speaker 1: giving it credit for. I think there's actually a shockingly
Speaker 1: large number of people.
Speaker 2: Or one person with a very very big appetite.
Speaker 1: One person who is in sociable for that Hedgehog, Yes.
Speaker 2: Very big arm. Just one one.
Speaker 1: Joe Locke of Heart Stopper Huh, who's adorable, has been
Speaker 1: on the He has got a very adorable fact.
Speaker 2: He kind of just want to take him home and
Speaker 2: feed him.
Speaker 1: Jam is that Jam?
Speaker 2: It's very do we not watch friends?
Speaker 1: So specific watch friends?
Speaker 2: I just trying to take them oak, just take something nice,
Speaker 2: Toweet and Jam and the Spoon.
Speaker 1: Well, he's he's been on the Hard Stopper podcast and
Speaker 1: has thrown shade at Ru Paul for not having them
Speaker 1: on Drag Race as a guest judge. Yet they feel
Speaker 1: quite upset.
Speaker 2: But also be thankful Becauseaul will leached the youth out
Speaker 2: of his skin.
Speaker 1: That's how that is the only way they still look
Speaker 1: like that and is still alive.
Speaker 2: About a healthy amount of vasaline on the lens, I
Speaker 2: said it, whoa, we've all seen that season one Filter
Speaker 2: TV was foggy, right, because that's how RuPaul stage on
Speaker 2: leaches the youth out of other people. Do they sit
Speaker 2: next to them on?
Speaker 1: Actually it's probably for Joe Locke benefit that he's not been.
Speaker 2: Asked to is now basically, mamra.
Speaker 1: How is she still hosting on the radio? Is that
Speaker 1: all that's left of her now? Is a voice box?
Speaker 2: Just a voice box?
Speaker 1: Oopsos Anyway, were there and painful?
Speaker 2: So he's upset because he's not on the panel.
Speaker 1: Yes, he's not been asked yet and that's upset him greatly.
Speaker 2: Maybe she thinks he's too young to be on it.
Speaker 2: Maybe because he's not because.
Speaker 1: Heartstopper is not a show I've seen. I've not listened
Speaker 1: to the podcast either. This is this is all I
Speaker 1: know I know, Paul. Is I know of drag Race.
Speaker 1: I understand what Joe Locke is referring to.
Speaker 2: Okay, so heart Stopper is it's basically some teenage lives.
Speaker 2: So they start off like the year nine in ninety
Speaker 2: year twelves, so they've done the GCSEs I'm going into college,
Speaker 2: so it's that part of youth and experiencing their sexuality
Speaker 2: and stuff. It's a very sweet on it coming of age,
Speaker 2: probably a vage story, but it's done very well and
Speaker 2: very very sweet sweetly. So they've got some trans characters
Speaker 2: in there that find love and there's no like real
Speaker 2: victimization and bullying. It's a bit of bullying in there,
Speaker 2: but it's dealt with by the friends saying no back off.
Speaker 1: Oh amazing.
Speaker 2: It's really heartwarming and warm and fluffy and it makes
Speaker 2: you cry a lot.
Speaker 1: Oh definitely can't be having Joe lock on drug race
Speaker 1: thing because RuPaul will feast off of that even more
Speaker 1: than anything else.
Speaker 2: Suck him dry.
Speaker 1: And that's all from the show. But is this week?
Speaker 2: Well thanks for that. Sorry, always nice to know that
Speaker 2: RuPaul is staying alive somehow.
Speaker 1: You're welcome stick around. As next it's Mike with the Buzz.
Speaker 1: You're watching you in the cud with Zoe and Mike,
Speaker 1: And now we go into the deeper parts of the
Speaker 1: Internet as it's Mike and the Buzz.
Speaker 2: How do you feel about the Zoo's love A trip
Speaker 2: to the zoo, it's your favorite trip to the do entail.
Speaker 2: So like favorite animals.
Speaker 1: I like the elephants, Okay, I think they're really cool.
Speaker 2: I like about elephants is the fact they have feet
Speaker 2: that are soft. You don't know, so when you watch anotherphant,
Speaker 2: what as they stand on their feet they swell up?
Speaker 2: They've got soft feet.
Speaker 1: Oh, I don't think I've ever clocked it. I'm not
Speaker 1: usually looking at the feet. Oh look at elephant's feet.
Speaker 2: Say what you'll you'll watch them as they put them down,
Speaker 2: this they expand that's so sweet. So they've always got
Speaker 2: a stable footing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so they don't think I suppose they don't sink on.
Speaker 2: It's not even the sink. It's the fact that if
Speaker 2: they're stood on a twig and something, they their foot
Speaker 2: goes around the twig so they don't fall over.
Speaker 1: And that's very sweet.
Speaker 2: It's very cute. But talking about animals in the zoo,
Speaker 2: we're going to move from the large to the slightly smaller,
Speaker 2: not small, not going gecko.
Speaker 1: Penguin Okay, we like penguin, like a penguin like penguin.
Speaker 2: Have you heard about Steve the penguin in Sydney zoo.
Speaker 2: I don't think I have the gay penguins.
Speaker 1: I have, yes, I didn't know my name.
Speaker 2: That who adopted an egg and had a chick. It did, Yeah,
Speaker 2: and the chick went off to live. Okay, now Steve's
Speaker 2: partner penguin has sadly died.
Speaker 1: Oh that's so sad.
Speaker 2: Okay, Steve was Stephen Steve. I don't know him that well.
Speaker 1: Anger with me, you know his first name. I'm just
Speaker 1: doing mister Kate penguin.
Speaker 2: Was once his partner died, right, started to sing, which
Speaker 2: is where they start to just basically bird call. Oh,
Speaker 2: and was so loud that all the other penguins in
Speaker 2: the enclosure joined in. That's absolutely precious as their heartbroken
Speaker 2: over the death of their couple.
Speaker 1: Oh, because I feel like I know that penguins mate
Speaker 1: for life. And they did the cute little pebble sort
Speaker 1: of ritual thing, which is very very cute. What an
Speaker 1: adorable moment of them all coming together.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just morning and just all seeing him going.
Speaker 1: Oh, that's so sad. Is a nice sounder, is it?
Speaker 1: Because I mean, but some bird calls can be a
Speaker 1: bit in a bit bit screech, bit screachy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's definitely penguins in pain the phrase I'm going
Speaker 2: to use. So it's not like happy feet. They don't
Speaker 2: start seeing.
Speaker 1: Start singing Boogie Wonder, A strange way to moor.
Speaker 3: Also quite fun, yeah, funeral tap dance routine, but.
Speaker 2: They do all start singing unison.
Speaker 1: Oh so yeah, it was quite beautiful, but beautiful beautiful at.
Speaker 2: The same time that a penguin community can come together
Speaker 2: and support the death of a couple. Have you ever
Speaker 2: experienced a shop I have.
Speaker 1: It's most peculiar when it happens because I've been here before.
Speaker 1: I've done this before, but I haven't.
Speaker 2: This is all now, Okay, one was last time you
Speaker 2: experienced uh.
Speaker 1: Cat put my finger on it explicitly but not that distant.
Speaker 2: When was the last time you experienced that, I can't.
Speaker 1: Put my finger on it explicitly but probably in the
Speaker 1: in the not too distant perhaps, Okay, cool.
Speaker 2: So this is something that's actually worse than javu. Oh no, okay,
Speaker 2: And this is because it's French, so I have to
Speaker 2: do in a French as the thing you have to
Speaker 2: do it surrender. And this is basically when something that's
Speaker 2: been feels you've done something before, but it suddenly feels abnormal, strange. Okay.
Speaker 2: It most often happens when you're talking or using a
Speaker 2: word a lot.
Speaker 1: Oh, so when you repeat the same word.
Speaker 2: When you say the word moist, moist, moist, moist, and
Speaker 2: you start to lose the meaning of the word doesn't
Speaker 2: mean anything anymore, But you can't you don't feel like
Speaker 2: you're pronouncing it properly your mouth or you're writing it
Speaker 2: down a lot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, when you look at the spelling of a word
Speaker 1: and you're like that folly doesn't look right.
Speaker 2: Exactly, speck not kicking off exactly is spelled right, and
Speaker 2: that's it causes more upset for people than DejaVu.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can see why, because.
Speaker 2: DejaVu you don't always recognize happening.
Speaker 1: No, because like dejavou could pass you by and you
Speaker 1: can go, you know, I swhear, I've done that exactly.
Speaker 2: It's a very quick, very brief, but can last for
Speaker 2: minutes at a time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can see that. I can say that because
Speaker 1: the frustration of no, I know I'm spelling, or when
Speaker 1: you spell you like, for example, you think you're spelling
Speaker 1: a word right and something like you spell checker is
Speaker 1: kicking off saying that's not how you spell it, but
Speaker 1: you're absolutely convinced, No, that is how you spell.
Speaker 2: It, or you use the word potato. Look, potato is
Speaker 2: one that got me a long time ago. Really, I
Speaker 2: was talking about potatoes and about this particularly kind of potato,
Speaker 2: and then by the time I said potato, like four
Speaker 2: or five times within a few sentences, the word potato
Speaker 2: just stopped feeling right.
Speaker 1: Stopped meaning anything Potato, potato, pato.
Speaker 2: Potato, and it's just yeah, And so potato sticks in
Speaker 2: my every time I see a potato, I think of that.
Speaker 2: I get my vou again because I am I now.
Speaker 1: Saying it right?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Was I ever saying it right?
Speaker 2: People just going along with me and smiling and nodding
Speaker 2: like they do with so many things. But yeah, And
Speaker 2: if you've ever experienced a JOV, why not share that
Speaker 2: with us? We are at the Could TV on social media,
Speaker 2: And if you've ever experienced a JOV, why not share
Speaker 2: that with us? We are at the could TV on
Speaker 2: social media. And that brings us nicely to our story
Speaker 2: of the week. Now, that brings us nicely to our
Speaker 2: story if it's recurring. Do you like to shop online?
Speaker 1: I do like a bit of online shopping. Is it
Speaker 1: convenience simple nice easy convenience simple nice nice?
Speaker 2: What about these direct from the manufacturer's kind of shops?
Speaker 1: Mainly from oh less so, less so, less so? I
Speaker 1: think the apps are they remind me of like gambling
Speaker 1: sites because there's so much, so much offer spend. Now
Speaker 1: get twenty five percent off, and then you're looking at
Speaker 1: it going, how can you afford to selling me fifty
Speaker 1: fifty quids worth of stuff for eighteen p How are
Speaker 1: you managing to do that?
Speaker 2: Because direct from the manufacturer something that happened to pay middleline
Speaker 2: and potentially a slave labor.
Speaker 1: Which nobody likes. I think we can all safely say
Speaker 1: nobody likes that.
Speaker 2: Well, we're no friend of the show missed right absolutely
Speaker 2: adores Wish and TEAMU. Oh yeah, they say that they don't,
Speaker 2: but we've all seen the labels on their clothes like that,
Speaker 2: says Timo on it. No it doesn't, No, it doesn't
Speaker 2: and will actually be in the comments right now. I
Speaker 2: don't shop at f and TAMU and Wish, all right,
Speaker 2: but this story is for him.
Speaker 1: Okay, what's going on?
Speaker 2: Recently a woman ordered a clissant light right, which was
Speaker 2: a table light in the shape of a class okay
Speaker 2: with it was a pastry. She was devastated when it
Speaker 2: turned up covered in ants. Oh ants, ants, right, because
Speaker 2: someone had put an actual light inside a real class
Speaker 2: on They had not.
Speaker 1: They had Oh my god.
Speaker 2: So they just put someone had shoved a light.
Speaker 1: Bulb into a pastry into a pastry, put it in
Speaker 1: a box and shipped it on reel.
Speaker 2: Why is she eating it to prove that it's real.
Speaker 2: I that is a.
Speaker 1: Suspect pastry that would not be going anywhere near my
Speaker 1: mouth at all.
Speaker 2: So she was just confused because when she got home
Speaker 2: and his ants crawling into her.
Speaker 1: Packages, She's like, Sue, package that happening. There's nothing perishable
Speaker 1: or edible in there? What's going on?
Speaker 2: I opened it up basically shoot answers away and went,
Speaker 2: it's all over my lamp, and I went, this feels crumby.
Speaker 1: This doesn't feel right.
Speaker 2: It doesn't feel like a fake plastic classant.
Speaker 1: Which it's what you would expect.
Speaker 2: It was actually a croissant.
Speaker 1: How much did she pay for it?
Speaker 2: I don't have that information because I got to intact
Speaker 2: what actually happened. So the real quascant had been dipped
Speaker 2: in some sort of preservative.
Speaker 1: Yes, this does look very shin was varnished or yeah,
Speaker 1: it looks like an attempt at resoning.
Speaker 2: Has happened, But it was done obviously after the light
Speaker 2: had been inserted, because the actual pastry itself was damaged.
Speaker 2: This is wild brilliant because I mean, you could be
Speaker 2: in bed, half a sleep bit peckish, turn the light on.
Speaker 1: Ah, it's the smell of warm butter exactly coming from
Speaker 1: your bedside.
Speaker 2: Who doesn't love a warm classo in the morning, this woman.
Speaker 2: So it's just I just thought it was a brilliant
Speaker 2: way of using leftover baits goods to create an art.
Speaker 1: Could you put that in a museum? Would the take
Speaker 1: accept that? Probably? You say, if you say something definitely
Speaker 1: absolutely the modern the moderns I think probably been into.
Speaker 2: Actually, maybe do a poo on it. I will take.
Speaker 1: Its brop it gold and.
Speaker 2: Then they a poo on it, say it was made
Speaker 2: with vaginal yeast, and then we'll definitely but talking vaginal east.
Speaker 2: That's all from the buzz this week.
Speaker 1: Thanks Mike. I now cannot get over the thought of
Speaker 1: a light bulb shoved into a class on and how
Speaker 1: horrible that would feel. Against your teeth. If you bit
Speaker 1: into it, I think that's weird.
Speaker 2: Stick around because come up next, we've got a game
Speaker 2: to play. In our Game of the week.
Speaker 1: Welcome back, and yes you're watching during the cud We're
Speaker 1: going to play a little game. And this one is
Speaker 1: for the man who once bought fetish wear from Pride
Speaker 1: thinking it was weight lifting gear.
Speaker 2: It's Mike that was missed.
Speaker 1: We'll find out.
Speaker 4: Day all the week.
Speaker 2: In a game of riddles, we twist and we turn
Speaker 2: with questions so tricky your pee will burn, but laughter
Speaker 2: and fun. You solve the clues in this riddle game.
Speaker 2: It's me versus us. Are you ready, Zoe?
Speaker 1: I'm ready when you are, Mike.
Speaker 2: Okay, wonderful. David's father has three sons, snap Crackle and
Speaker 2: what poppers. I thought I wasn't sure whether you were
Speaker 2: answering or making a Demand's been the cupbod tea left
Speaker 2: if you're making a demand with the Freddos the Fredo cupboard.
Speaker 2: So yes, What's father? Sons are snap Crackle and David
Speaker 2: Now pop pop, snack, Crackle and pop.
Speaker 1: I thought it was David's.
Speaker 2: It was actually David.
Speaker 1: Yes, good. I thought I'd lost my mind man. Oh
Speaker 1: what then a while ago?
Speaker 2: Okay, so an interesting thoughtful question. Now, okay, what is
Speaker 2: more useful when it's broken? Don't be rude?
Speaker 1: What is more useful when it's broken?
Speaker 2: You will? You will? It's more youthful? What is.
Speaker 1: Depends on who you ask? Are you youthful or useful?
Speaker 5: Huh?
Speaker 2: Useful?
Speaker 1: Useful?
Speaker 2: Useful? Were able to be used when broken?
Speaker 1: It's broken? An egg?
Speaker 2: It's actually a high No? Actually, yeah, an egg?
Speaker 5: An egg?
Speaker 1: We've actually shown right, I'm going out on a limb there.
Speaker 2: Oh, okay, the next one. I'm easy to lift but
Speaker 2: hard to swallow. I'm easy to lift but hard to throw.
Speaker 1: What am I easy to lift but hard to throw?
Speaker 1: I actually haven't got a.
Speaker 2: Think about something.
Speaker 6: It's easy to lift but hard to throw.
Speaker 1: Easy to lift it hard to throw?
Speaker 2: This?
Speaker 1: Oh this is terribly embarrassing.
Speaker 2: I'm so smug about the last one.
Speaker 1: I particularly smug about the last one.
Speaker 2: Is it to left?
Speaker 1: Hard to throw on pillows?
Speaker 2: I get the idea. A feather, A feather, feather?
Speaker 1: Easy to lift?
Speaker 2: Hard? Oh?
Speaker 1: Yes, it's quite hard to throw a feather it is.
Speaker 1: I'm going to go real far.
Speaker 2: I should put it into a ball.
Speaker 1: And then love it, and I should put it inside
Speaker 1: something else like a croissant.
Speaker 2: Or a pillow or a pillow pillows are quite easy
Speaker 2: to throw.
Speaker 1: That would make it much easier to throw.
Speaker 2: Where would you take a sick boat, a sick voat boat,
Speaker 2: boat boat b or eighty.
Speaker 1: Thick boat a boat hospital?
Speaker 2: Oh dear, a doc tour?
Speaker 1: Are these even riddles?
Speaker 2: And he's just any jokes, really bad dad joke, just
Speaker 2: a dad joke, I think, yeah, the next one dad
Speaker 2: joke to So I'll move on. Okay. A cowboy rode
Speaker 2: into town on Friday, He stayed for three nights and
Speaker 2: rode out on Friday. How is that possible?
Speaker 1: Friday was the name of his horse.
Speaker 2: No, Friday was the name of the Indian man that
Speaker 2: he'd renamed Friday because of white colonialism. Wow wow, we
Speaker 2: got real aware, then got really very much aware of
Speaker 2: the lone ranger. Yes, yes, correct, Friday was the name
Speaker 2: of the horse.
Speaker 1: I was going to say Friday was the name of
Speaker 1: his boyfriend.
Speaker 2: But also riding on. They could be both, they're not
Speaker 2: mutually exclusive.
Speaker 1: Can be two things, but it is probably a little
Speaker 1: bit illegal.
Speaker 2: Right upon it believe what goes up, but never comes down, Well,
Speaker 2: I know what I want to say. What do you
Speaker 2: want to say? My But you know, someone just got
Speaker 2: very shy in the studio.
Speaker 1: Only on a Saturday, like nine minutes past ten.
Speaker 2: Though good recall I watched the show a couple of weeks.
Speaker 1: Ago that I watched the show.
Speaker 2: I remember, I've been doing my best since that episode
Speaker 2: to have sex at any other time than the Saturday,
Speaker 2: just to be obtuse, just just with the figures, and
Speaker 2: with the figures, with as many fellas as I can.
Speaker 1: What goes up doesn't come down.
Speaker 4: Warmair, warmair, A twink on ecstasy, no age, Oh of course.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: The driving force that is time.
Speaker 2: Okay, there's a carton of twelve eggs. Okay, twelve people
Speaker 2: each take an egg. Okay, but there is one left
Speaker 2: in the carton.
Speaker 1: How twelve people each take an egg and egg, but
Speaker 1: there is one left in the carton? How did one
Speaker 1: person put one back?
Speaker 2: No, they all walked away with the egg.
Speaker 1: They all walked away with the egg.
Speaker 2: Every person walks away with an egg, but there's one
Speaker 2: left in the carton.
Speaker 1: Did someone leave their egg in the carton and then
Speaker 1: carry the carton away?
Speaker 2: Yes, the last person took the egg in the carton. Ah,
Speaker 2: but you didn't press the buzzer, so it doesn't count.
Speaker 2: But it doesn't count you you guessed without buzzer. Sing
Speaker 2: all right, simon cowell? Okay, damn it. What is full
Speaker 2: of holes but still holds water? I feel attacked.
Speaker 1: This list of riddles.
Speaker 2: It's not it doesn't hold any water.
Speaker 1: What's full of holes but still holds water? Hm hmm?
Speaker 1: Mop bucket? All the holes are in the top.
Speaker 2: One hole.
Speaker 1: There's several holes in the top of a map bucket?
Speaker 1: Or you mean for the strain a bit, Yeah, the
Speaker 1: ringy stringy bit.
Speaker 2: And a sponge is the answer.
Speaker 1: Hold a sponge, yeah, sponge.
Speaker 2: Okay. How would you spell cow in thirteen letters? It's
Speaker 2: not m o o o o o o o oh.
Speaker 1: That would be two letters. I suppose. How do you
Speaker 1: spell cow in thirteen letters? Yeah, I'm just thinking of
Speaker 1: long words for cow. Now it's not going to be
Speaker 1: that easy.
Speaker 2: I have someone overhead county on their fingers.
Speaker 1: It was also that Yeah, this was me. Oh, I
Speaker 1: don't know, genuinely stumped by that one.
Speaker 2: S e e e O s e e s e
Speaker 2: e e e s e e. Well, it says what
Speaker 2: see okay, the letter oh and d O U b
Speaker 2: l E y oh you Oh what does that say?
Speaker 1: The letters spell out the word the noises see oh
Speaker 1: double double you.
Speaker 2: That's cheeky.
Speaker 1: That is cheeky. I'm having that. I'm stealing that.
Speaker 2: Hopefully the person that you ask presses the buzzer too
Speaker 2: late now, I know it's too late, too buzzy. Now
Speaker 2: it's too late. One last, last one, one last one.
Speaker 2: If two is a company and three is a crowd,
Speaker 2: what are four and five.
Speaker 1: Parties?
Speaker 2: Nine?
Speaker 1: Nine? As? Then you add four and five together and
Speaker 1: you get nine.
Speaker 2: If two is company, three is a crowd, what are
Speaker 2: four and five?
Speaker 1: What are four and five? Numbers?
Speaker 2: Nine? Four and five is nine?
Speaker 1: What you're giving me the answer?
Speaker 2: So number nine, four and five is nine.
Speaker 1: Yes, I can add that.
Speaker 2: Stick around because up next we're going to get all
Speaker 2: arts and crafty queens.
Speaker 1: Welcome back to you in the CUD. Now we see
Speaker 1: what Mike has designed for us in Crafty Queens.
Speaker 2: This at smells of missed m for most of disappointment.
Speaker 2: Do you like to read books?
Speaker 1: So? I like reading books.
Speaker 2: I do. What's your favorite kind of book?
Speaker 1: Uh? Strange like a strange book strange book, like a strange.
Speaker 2: Book at mind camp.
Speaker 1: Not that strange, you know, I like the strange.
Speaker 2: So because what do you want to save your place?
Speaker 2: What you'd use to save your place in the book?
Speaker 2: Are you a bender of ears? Oh?
Speaker 1: God, no, that's a crime. I ever, I have a
Speaker 1: nicely embroidered bookmark.
Speaker 2: Well, now you're going to have to how exciting. Okay,
Speaker 2: because we're going to create a page saver. Okay, what's
Speaker 2: a book mark? Page?
Speaker 1: Not a bookmark.
Speaker 2: We're not going to mark the book. We're going to
Speaker 2: save the page.
Speaker 1: I love that.
Speaker 2: The first thing we went to is to create the
Speaker 2: body of the page saver. Okay, how do you read
Speaker 2: a big book or a small book? Going in between?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 2: I like all books, all books. Okay, so you need
Speaker 2: to make sure your pay saver is a decent length.
Speaker 2: The first thing we're to is get a piece of card.
Speaker 1: Okay, I have a piece of card.
Speaker 2: And I want you to cut out a long strip
Speaker 2: long card. Okay, you've got good scissors.
Speaker 1: I however, I've got the good scissors. Oh okay, that's
Speaker 1: an interesting development.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I do have the good scissors and a shortened stubbing.
Speaker 2: Don't go all the way in.
Speaker 7: There a fellow lot at once if you like. Okay,
Speaker 7: So you don't have a strip of decent.
Speaker 2: Girth and length, and that's the way we like it.
Speaker 1: That was a quick crafty creams, wasn't it?
Speaker 2: And you could just stick that in a book. But
Speaker 2: that wouldn't be very exciting.
Speaker 1: That just won't do, will it.
Speaker 2: So what we're going to do is we're going to
Speaker 2: the bottom. We're going to round off the ends. So
Speaker 2: I'm going to round off the end, okay, because you
Speaker 2: don't want to jag the edge.
Speaker 1: Oh heavens now.
Speaker 2: Okay. And once you've done that, you want to take
Speaker 2: your scissors and cut down the tip, right, okay, So
Speaker 2: we're cutting down like this like this, like this all
Speaker 2: the way down. Yeah yeah, okay, we went halfway down
Speaker 2: your length, okay, because that's.
Speaker 1: Where you're going to put the page, I see.
Speaker 2: Okay, so your page is going to go down the slits.
Speaker 1: Unfortunate okay, in the slip.
Speaker 2: If you do it that way around. This is why
Speaker 2: we're not doing it that way around, because that would
Speaker 2: be rude.
Speaker 1: Yes, we would have to censor that, we.
Speaker 2: Wouldn't have to sense that. But what by that way
Speaker 2: by doing it this way. This is not rude, you see.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, that's akin to the wrong trousers, well looking
Speaker 1: grom it exactly.
Speaker 2: So, so that's where when you get your book, you're
Speaker 2: going to put the page in there, okay, okay, And
Speaker 2: that's going to basically say this is where the page is. Yes,
Speaker 2: this is dull as ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah no, it is pretty.
Speaker 2: So you have their some glue.
Speaker 1: And some at I do indeed have some.
Speaker 2: Okay. What I'm going to say is try not to
Speaker 2: glitter or glamorfhy where the slit is or lower, because
Speaker 2: that's going to go in pages.
Speaker 1: And you do want a book felt oh gosh, now
Speaker 1: can't be done to be pages.
Speaker 2: You don't want. You don't want lots of weight around
Speaker 2: the tip.
Speaker 1: It is known to throw your balance.
Speaker 2: But lots and lots of weight at the top the
Speaker 2: display area. Okay, So just get gluing and sticking gordeous
Speaker 2: as creative as doll as you'd like. Be careful of
Speaker 2: the hot glue gun because the hot glue gun contains
Speaker 2: hot glue.
Speaker 1: Hot glue. That's the last thing I expected it to contain.
Speaker 2: You know, well, we did ask for them to be
Speaker 2: filled with seamen but the gallery.
Speaker 1: Said, you know, oh boo, the gallery everyone, this is
Speaker 1: where nobody likes them.
Speaker 2: So what I'm currently doing is pressing coil things on
Speaker 2: which conduct heat very well.
Speaker 1: Do you watch those fingeries?
Speaker 2: Yes, my fingers are burnt.
Speaker 1: I have decided. I have decided to google eye the
Speaker 1: top of mine, therefore humanize it. Okay, now I'm going
Speaker 1: to feel bad whenever I shut its legs in my book.
Speaker 2: Okay, So what you've done there has created your own
Speaker 2: little bit of trauma.
Speaker 1: Create a little little book trauma.
Speaker 2: Friend, There we go, because who doesn't love trauma when
Speaker 2: they're reading?
Speaker 1: I know I do exactly.
Speaker 2: I'm just gluing shit onto it, hoping for the best.
Speaker 2: Because if you have watched Drafting Queen is pretty much
Speaker 2: what I always do.
Speaker 1: Kind of the modus operandi. I feel like this this seconment.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I know a little bit. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I know modus operandi.
Speaker 2: BDVDVD Yeah, I came, I came. I came to deny
Speaker 2: I can.
Speaker 5: Do.
Speaker 2: You do lots of crafts when you're on your own
Speaker 2: or with the husband.
Speaker 1: I do do a little bit of craft. I'm a
Speaker 1: I'm a fiber craft mostly so a knit a crochet.
Speaker 2: Or like, Is that the one where you get pain
Speaker 2: in your body?
Speaker 1: My alga, sorry fer myology. Yeah, okay, yeah, it's very similar,
Speaker 1: so that it's more similar to Carpal tunnel, I forget
Speaker 1: you through your day.
Speaker 2: Carpal tunnel. Isn't that the one where Diana died?
Speaker 1: No, that was the next one over too soon, too soon.
Speaker 1: That was the people's princess.
Speaker 2: Technically all the royal family of the people's princesses and
Speaker 2: princes and things.
Speaker 1: Because yeah, because they have the princes and princesses of people.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because she was a commoner daughter of a lord.
Speaker 1: Anyway, she was, she was our princess. Are you much
Speaker 1: of a hard crafter at home?
Speaker 2: No? No, I just eyes crafting in all way shapes.
Speaker 1: And forms exclusively here that doesn't exist. Tell us, are
Speaker 1: you really feel.
Speaker 2: It's it's yeah, choices have been made indeed on one side,
Speaker 2: and I just need to do the other as well.
Speaker 1: You're doing the back as well.
Speaker 2: You do both sides, because it's going at the top
Speaker 2: of a book, the stick out. You don't want just
Speaker 2: one flat end.
Speaker 1: No, that's true. That would be most boring, wouldn't it Exactly?
Speaker 2: And I'm getting disbelieving looked from a visitor in the corner,
Speaker 2: because I just pour the glue on and see what happens?
Speaker 1: Hot glued, hot glued myself there?
Speaker 2: Oh dear, what did you hot glue yourself?
Speaker 1: Did I hot glued myself to my bookmark? Friend?
Speaker 2: Creature glue yourself to yourself?
Speaker 1: I'm dead. This is progressed so far.
Speaker 2: So far, I've almost finished, not done yet, I've started. Okay,
Speaker 2: how fabulous is that?
Speaker 1: Do you know we've actually not gone super duper dissimal? Well,
Speaker 1: we both have the same like, it's amazing what you
Speaker 1: can come up with when you've got exactly the same.
Speaker 8: Get kay, gear, you've got gear. Wonder you're rappy we
Speaker 8: have apparently mind looks like the cooking monter. It's like
Speaker 8: dragon l though, to be fair, that's hoggling.
Speaker 1: That's just start glue. I'm just ryan stoning. I felt
Speaker 1: like that was an appropriate course of action.
Speaker 2: Twenty minutes too late.
Speaker 1: M h.
Speaker 2: I'd say, I want a bit.
Speaker 5: More of a feather up there, my girl.
Speaker 2: I'm quite happy with you're happy with your creation.
Speaker 1: A little ferando, Okay, I thought you gives.
Speaker 2: A better Yeah, And then all you do. Is she
Speaker 2: just pops that your book page in there, and then
Speaker 2: you'll always run the way you're up to.
Speaker 1: I'll always know exactly where I am, this little book
Speaker 1: mark friend.
Speaker 2: Exactly one step away from the sanitarium. I remember, if
Speaker 2: you can't get anything any region or anything in between,
Speaker 2: you could always be a crafty queen. So yeah, is
Speaker 2: that going to help you with your your your reading moments.
Speaker 1: I'm sure that will bring me endless joy outside of
Speaker 1: my books.
Speaker 2: Of the books aren't books. I'm just gonna take this
Speaker 2: hat off because it smells funny and it's hot. So
Speaker 2: if you grab a book from from behind, you pass
Speaker 2: me want too? How to hold animals?
Speaker 1: How to hold animals? That's lovely, the Manual of the
Speaker 1: Warrior of Light.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, you're not supposed to hold them by the groin,
Speaker 2: so say I am here learning how to hold ocauana
Speaker 2: stag beetle. Save that page for later, big lad, I
Speaker 2: can just pop this over the pages. Thanks.
Speaker 1: So do you know you're never going to forget what
Speaker 1: you're up to? Are you? You're absolutely never gonna look
Speaker 1: that's never gonna fall out accidentally. Yeah, yes, I'm happy.
Speaker 1: We'll pay thousands for that.
Speaker 2: Pay up with your bastards, pay me the money, right,
Speaker 2: I thought.
Speaker 1: I think that's quite a nice little successful I think
Speaker 1: that's been very, very successful.
Speaker 2: That's depressing for all of us really. But that's almost
Speaker 2: the end of the show for this week. Remember to
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Speaker 1: Thank you so much for watching and we'll see you
Speaker 1: very soon.
Speaker 2: Bye bye. Thank you so much for watching.
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