Speaker 1: Welcome to Dad's one day clok parental discussion as advised
Speaker 1: mature content beyond this point, did.
Speaker 2: You know that Bruce Lee had a vegetarian brother? What
Speaker 2: the fuck's name was broccoli?
Speaker 3: God? Hmm shout outs narrow too, I give you that like,
Speaker 3: I think that was seven point one. No, you're not
Speaker 3: feeling it. No, what about seven point four?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 3: What about a one point seven four?
Speaker 4: I say I don't like it, you go higher.
Speaker 3: I just went lower at one point seventy four. You
Speaker 3: know your original Yeah it was.
Speaker 2: It's like, oh, you don't like it, you're Jewish.
Speaker 3: Let me just add more to it. You'll accept higher
Speaker 3: number means better. Yeah, that means we have to choose it.
Speaker 4: I'll give it a six point nine.
Speaker 3: Nice okay? All right, Well I was at one point
Speaker 3: seven four, episode one seventy four?
Speaker 4: What the fuck do I know you were trying? I
Speaker 4: wasn't picking it up.
Speaker 3: Your brain dead after fucking all your strokes the golf
Speaker 3: course this morning.
Speaker 4: I had a ton of strokes. Surprise, my face isn't trooping.
Speaker 3: Swinging a miss? All right?
Speaker 4: Well I didn't do that right on Q.
Speaker 3: Oddly enough, it's funny that we we were late to
Speaker 3: the party last week with our with our picks for
Speaker 3: the Hockey League, right for the Hulu Hoop League, and
Speaker 3: not a single series had finished until our episode came out,
Speaker 3: ironically enough, and then the day it came out, three
Speaker 3: finished right there, and then tonight was the last night
Speaker 3: it finished, so we were still on time, ready for
Speaker 3: the next round. True, you know what I'm saying. So anyway,
Speaker 3: that's what I was doing tonight watching hockey. What have
Speaker 3: you been up, Tom, How was your week? Nobody cares.
Speaker 3: I'm just kidding. Go ahead.
Speaker 4: That week was fine. The girls. The girls had a recital,
Speaker 4: a dance recital Saturday, so all day Saturday I spent
Speaker 4: helping them set up and doing stuff there. They did
Speaker 4: a good job. It was fun. Girls had a great time,
Speaker 4: you know. I mean it was for Kingman, so there's
Speaker 4: probably like seventy people there. Nothing too crazy. I've got
Speaker 4: the golf today, which was really nice. Other than that,
Speaker 4: I've just been spent the most most of the week
Speaker 4: just bullshit and doing work and cleaning up the house.
Speaker 4: I don't real crazy.
Speaker 3: What about you, Stone Noise? My make is pretty good.
Speaker 2: I saw a B word shout out to b Ward
Speaker 2: he came into town to see the geler Real concert.
Speaker 4: Don't shout out to be Word because that fucking astquat
Speaker 4: could have said anything to any one of us, but
Speaker 4: he said it to only you. We all could have
Speaker 4: gone up and seen him. But no, no, no time out.
Speaker 3: It's only you, he told me, and I totally forgot
Speaker 3: till this morning. When Aj sent me a picture of
Speaker 3: b Word, I was like, fuck, he's in town this weekend.
Speaker 3: I bet people thought that they had another another orb
Speaker 3: in Vegas for the last three days. Isn't it weird
Speaker 3: that Jelly Roll could actually take his shirt off and
Speaker 3: give it right to be Word and fit like a glove. Well,
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Jelly Roll's lost a lot of weight lately, like he
Speaker 2: might be giving Bee Word to run for his money.
Speaker 2: Oh god, yeah, I think he's down like two hundred
Speaker 2: pounds looking great. Yeah yeah, it saw b Word. Bward's
Speaker 2: got a little squeeze thing with him.
Speaker 3: I was like, B Word, I don't know.
Speaker 2: The table was lifting off the ground, but I think
Speaker 2: that was because he was it was not quite fitting
Speaker 2: under it.
Speaker 4: But did he have to buy his pillow a plane
Speaker 4: ticket or did he drive?
Speaker 3: He drove he drove. Bword is psychotic like that he
Speaker 3: usually drives.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like every time he's he's come down from what
Speaker 2: he's told me he's drove.
Speaker 3: So I've made that drive several times and I would
Speaker 3: only choose to take a flight from now on, ye
Speaker 3: for that fuck that drive?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that drive is. I've been that drive before too,
Speaker 2: and it's not pretty.
Speaker 3: It's pretty lonely. It's pretty lonely. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, once you see the clown hotel, you're like, well,
Speaker 2: it's the whole excitement of the trip.
Speaker 3: Wow, it's it right.
Speaker 4: It's not a pretty drive, like I've I've driven a
Speaker 4: lot of desert and that's not a pretty drive.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: It's interesting seeing like all the veteran memorials along the way,
Speaker 2: because they have a shitload of them out there and
Speaker 2: such like bunkers and everything. But other than that, is
Speaker 2: just a desert weights like you see the Great Basin
Speaker 2: and all of its glory and uh wow, what an
Speaker 2: underwhelming glory that is.
Speaker 3: But yeah, I'll be word for a bit.
Speaker 2: I sat down to watch Wicked tonight with my kid
Speaker 2: and my girlfriend, and I actually liked it a lot
Speaker 2: more than I thought I was going to. You know,
Speaker 2: I went in with like very little expectations and I
Speaker 2: was like, this gonna be musical.
Speaker 3: It's gonna be fucking shitty. I don't like musicals. But
Speaker 3: I actually enjoyed it. It was a good movie.
Speaker 2: I like all the effort that they put into it
Speaker 2: and the emphasis on character acting too.
Speaker 3: I really like enjoyed that. But other than that, that
Speaker 3: was pretty much my whole weekend.
Speaker 2: And the whole week was just doing school and you know,
Speaker 2: getting things ready to go ahead and in school here.
Speaker 2: Pretty soon I got a few things advancing at work.
Speaker 2: I'm really excited for By the end of this month,
Speaker 2: I'll have one job or a different job. Either way,
Speaker 2: I'm going to have been a different job. So thinks
Speaker 2: they're the same company, Yeah, same company, Yeah, same company.
Speaker 2: I'm just either looking to step up in the role
Speaker 2: that I'm already in to the next level or change
Speaker 2: departments entirely to the department that I'm going.
Speaker 3: That I want to go into for my degree. So
Speaker 3: we'll see what happens. Oh yeah. I actually saw Wicked
Speaker 3: for the first time like three weeks ago. Ellie wanted
Speaker 3: to watch it because she likes Wizard of Oz and
Speaker 3: so I was like, ah. But the one thing I
Speaker 3: will say, I never listened to her music, but I've
Speaker 3: heard her on like talk shows and ship and Ariana
Speaker 3: Grande's got a fantastic fucking voice. Oh, like so unique,
Speaker 3: very very She's very good, like anybody that can. I
Speaker 3: remember seeing her do an interview and she was good
Speaker 3: at imitating other singers as well, and they had to
Speaker 3: do Celine Dion and it was like, holy shit, like
Speaker 3: how can you do that? It was really good. So now,
Speaker 3: closet a fan just I don't think.
Speaker 4: You have to be. I don't think you have to
Speaker 4: be a closet arian A Grande fan.
Speaker 2: I think at this point we're at the age where
Speaker 2: it's like we're gonna enjoy what we enjoy and we
Speaker 2: kind of don't give a shit about what other people
Speaker 2: think if we enjoy it.
Speaker 4: I mean, I think there are certain things that if
Speaker 4: you enjoy, you should keep it to yourself. You know
Speaker 4: what I mean?
Speaker 2: Nahu secrets, man, well, no, fuck them secrets. List oh
Speaker 2: listen to taboos. Them secrets got fucking spilled for fine.
Speaker 4: Look, I've been down a pretty deep fucking porn hub
Speaker 4: rabbit hole. Bro. There's some fucking weird.
Speaker 3: Show I've raised my eyes at you right now, but
Speaker 3: I can't. You're looking as hard as you can.
Speaker 4: I think that's a good I think that's a good.
Speaker 4: That's a good way to figure out if your fetish
Speaker 4: is something you should have or shouldn't have.
Speaker 3: It's just look for it.
Speaker 4: Look for it on pornhub, because if porn hub doesn't
Speaker 4: allow you to look for it, then you know that
Speaker 4: it's a fucked up fetish, you know what I mean. Yeah,
Speaker 4: a lot of shit on pornhub, dude.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, Like if you were.
Speaker 2: To go type in some ship and they say, we
Speaker 2: can't look that up because and you're like, uh yeah,
Speaker 2: but if.
Speaker 3: You go two states over, we can unlock it for you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you go to Tijuana, they'll do that on
Speaker 2: the cheap Oh.
Speaker 4: Dude, would any of you guys actually watch a Donkey show?
Speaker 3: Do you know Hawaii is technically two states away from Arizona.
Speaker 3: M No, Yeah, it's true. Isn't that crazy? I think about? Yeah? No,
Speaker 3: where where would the Donkey Show be at?
Speaker 4: Like I'm not saying, like I'm not saying on your
Speaker 4: TV or on your phone, like if you were in
Speaker 4: a moment like no down in Mexico. Yeah, in Mexico.
Speaker 3: In Mexico.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, like, no, it's going to be in
Speaker 2: that restaurant in Clerks too, Like, that's where it's gonna be.
Speaker 4: It's in the back of a Chinese restaurant, shack place.
Speaker 4: Do you remember ABC?
Speaker 3: Kelly is the Donkey such a great movie.
Speaker 4: Do you remember the Chinese restaurant that used to be
Speaker 4: next to Uptown drug on sixty six the drug store? Yeah, Low's, Yeah,
Speaker 4: you've never had, but it was ABC restaurant before that.
Speaker 3: Oh I'm sorry, No, I'm thinking the one next to
Speaker 3: thee Yes Low's was across the street.
Speaker 4: Yes, sorry, So ABC, you started tuned off track off
Speaker 4: track betting in the back, so they had horse racing
Speaker 4: in the back going on while the like right behind
Speaker 4: the buffet. So you walk in and it looks like
Speaker 4: a normal restaurant and then there's a bar to your right,
Speaker 4: and then there's a buffet, and behind the buffet they
Speaker 4: had these fucking accordion doors that you could open and
Speaker 4: close and you can go go back, and that's where
Speaker 4: the off track betting was. That's where the horse the
Speaker 4: horse race was. Dude, I could see them having some
Speaker 4: weird shit like that because there was always like two
Speaker 4: or three Chinese guys, old Chinese guys.
Speaker 3: You get donkey fucking checking donkey.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they got shut down because there were rats in
Speaker 4: the kitchen and they couldn't they couldn't discern whether or
Speaker 4: not they were cooking them, you.
Speaker 3: Know, the the that's right, the problem. The problem with
Speaker 3: ABC it was it was night and day. There's times
Speaker 3: you could go and it's yeah, I mean it's slapped
Speaker 3: it was the Chinese.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was. It was better than Low's No.
Speaker 3: Never, but it's slapped home, yes, and then but the
Speaker 3: next time you went, you're like, they're fucking rats. Are
Speaker 3: they trying to sell a rat? Is barbecue pork right
Speaker 3: now on a scuber?
Speaker 5: Bro?
Speaker 3: Nah? Fuck it.
Speaker 4: Low's was better because it was it was solid all
Speaker 4: the time like Low's. Never.
Speaker 3: I've never had a General Salas chicken that compares to
Speaker 3: what Low's could make.
Speaker 4: Yeah, loads was good.
Speaker 3: I missed that ship.
Speaker 4: That chip grinds my gears that they're not here anymore.
Speaker 3: M Yeah, well, hold on, hold on. I have a
Speaker 3: I lost money on a bet for Kentucky Derby this
Speaker 3: weekend digit but I lost two Okay, so you brought
Speaker 3: up horse racing, and normally it's hard to get in
Speaker 3: the horse racing apps, but now a fan duel actually
Speaker 3: has one that links to a horse race, but it's
Speaker 3: a still a third party. So I was like, ah,
Speaker 3: fuck it, I'm gonna bet on the Kentucky Derby. Well,
Speaker 3: there was the other races going on beforehand, right, So
Speaker 3: I threw money on the very first race that I watched,
Speaker 3: which was like eight, and I was like, let me
Speaker 3: do a trifecta two, three and ten, right Beta Buck.
Speaker 3: Literally at the last fucking second, seven comes in and
Speaker 3: it goes seven, two three ten. I was like, I
Speaker 3: literally almaid a fucking three and then uh my Kentucky.
Speaker 3: I had a bunch of Kentucky Derby bets, but one
Speaker 3: of them I had the first two correct and the
Speaker 3: third one was two off.
Speaker 4: Damn.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So I know nothing about the horses.
Speaker 4: I just that's tough.
Speaker 3: It was just peer luck.
Speaker 4: Kentucky Derby is one of the hardest races to bet
Speaker 4: on because anything can happen. It's pretty hard to fix field. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it's a huge field.
Speaker 3: You know, and this year was pouring rain and it
Speaker 3: was muddy, so at that point you're like, it doesn't
Speaker 3: matter what the odds are.
Speaker 4: Pretty much a.
Speaker 3: Forty to one odd horse is just as good as
Speaker 3: the number one horse at that point.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the only thing I knew about the race was
Speaker 2: James Hetfield from Metallica had.
Speaker 3: A horse in the races here and it is Tanman. Yep, yep,
Speaker 3: Sam Man. That's right, he shir died shirted or what
Speaker 3: were you saying, Dome about grinding your gears? Tell us
Speaker 3: about that? Yeah, tell us about what was grinding gears?
Speaker 3: I don't know, big fucking stead what just kidding? Well?
Speaker 3: One of mine is recipe websites, Okay, I feel like,
Speaker 3: can I guess why? First? Yes, you can see stupid
Speaker 3: fucking ads that constantly pop up on those sites.
Speaker 2: Not just the ads, but the bullshit filler content that
Speaker 2: is like really the reason why they broke the article,
Speaker 2: and not for the recipe itself. They just wanted to
Speaker 2: fucking talk about their process and their fucking rank esque
Speaker 2: and they barely can get around in there and barely
Speaker 2: know what's in there.
Speaker 3: I don't give a.
Speaker 2: Fuck about how you needed a dough for forty five
Speaker 2: minutes and found you put your life in perspective. One
Speaker 2: need at a time. I don't need to know any
Speaker 2: of that shit needs. What I need to know, Yeah,
Speaker 2: what I need to know is what the fucking recipe is, Dorothy,
Speaker 2: you know, speaking of fucking odds, say, I hate that shit,
Speaker 2: And like, every single time I go into a fucking
Speaker 2: recipe overside, I feel like it's getting longer and longer
Speaker 2: and longer and longer, and I'm like, what do you
Speaker 2: guys need to keep putting in this shit? You know, like,
Speaker 2: besides fucking bullshit ads. I get it, you want to
Speaker 2: get paid for your website. Totally understand that adds no worries.
Speaker 2: I click out of those, but it's really hard to like,
Speaker 2: sometimes you fuckers put the recipe in the middle of
Speaker 2: your fucking bullshit, sometimes at the front, a lot of
Speaker 2: times at the end, but you don't know where in
Speaker 2: the end it is, so you fucking spend so much
Speaker 2: time scrolling instead of just going right to the fucking
Speaker 2: recipe and going, hmm, do I want to make this
Speaker 2: or yeah, I want to make this shit?
Speaker 3: My phone locked? Oh god damn it, I went at
Speaker 3: to fucking Google. God. Okay, fucking I gotta sift through
Speaker 3: this fucking thing again.
Speaker 2: Like dude, as soon as I get to that recipee,
Speaker 2: I'm fucking screenshotting it.
Speaker 3: And that's the last time. I'm I'm out of here,
Speaker 3: out of here dog, Like the fuck, I'm so sick
Speaker 3: of that ship. I'm like, can we not?
Speaker 4: I immediately searched for the button that says ingredients because
Speaker 4: I can figure out how to put them together. Like
Speaker 4: I don't need to read your fucking bullshit.
Speaker 3: I can.
Speaker 4: I can instantly figure out how to put them together.
Speaker 4: So I'm like, where the fuck are the ingredients? And
Speaker 4: then I go from there.
Speaker 3: That's unclear. Ship recip slapped though.
Speaker 4: Yeah, ten out of ten, there's only been a couple
Speaker 4: of times where I've like, I've gone back. I'm like,
Speaker 4: I don't know what the fuck I did wrong? Get
Speaker 4: like it because the whole recipe got screwed up and
Speaker 4: there was one or two steps that I probably should
Speaker 4: have had instructions for. But but that brings me to
Speaker 4: one on one thing for me is the price of everything.
Speaker 4: Like the what is really pissing me off right now
Speaker 4: is the price of everything. The stupidest fucking thing is
Speaker 4: so expensive right now.
Speaker 3: That's my number two my list. Hyperinflation.
Speaker 4: It has been it has been so bad. I cannot
Speaker 4: go to the store. I have three kids and an
Speaker 4: adult that I'm supposed to feed, and it is insanely
Speaker 4: expensive to just get by a week. And that's that's
Speaker 4: trying to eat healthy.
Speaker 3: Like the healthier you go, the more expensive it is.
Speaker 4: And and that used to not be true. That used
Speaker 4: to not be true. But part of the problem is
Speaker 4: is that what's happening is like I'm buying I'm buying
Speaker 4: fruits and vegetables, and they're not lasting as long either.
Speaker 4: The fruit's going bad quick, Like I can't keep bananas
Speaker 4: for more than a couple of days. Like if they
Speaker 4: don't get eaten immediately, I have to figure something else
Speaker 4: out because they're instantly fucking brown. But they're they're too smushy,
Speaker 4: so they just get stuck in the cheek. They don't
Speaker 4: actually get it.
Speaker 3: Then they'll at least come out, you know.
Speaker 4: Well, I mean, yeah, I let the dogs take care
Speaker 4: of it from there, But that's not the point, Like,
Speaker 4: I don't want to have to do that four times
Speaker 4: a week.
Speaker 3: Dude, the dog, I mean bananas, you buy him.
Speaker 6: I think I solved your problem, you know what, he's
Speaker 6: getting ready to go fight that fucking gorilla and he's like,
Speaker 6: I'm the one out of one hundred that's got the
Speaker 6: ship on the fucking bag, throws the bananas and fucking
Speaker 6: stabs it.
Speaker 4: The greatest, the greatest video is the one that you
Speaker 4: sent with Kevin James and the gorilla from the movie
Speaker 4: that Yeah, they're fucking riding in the van dude. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: like me and the gorilla after he beats the ship
Speaker 4: out of the other ninety nine.
Speaker 2: No, but all I could all I could think about
Speaker 2: is like when that gorilla got really close to his
Speaker 2: face and they're like singing together, like the smell of
Speaker 2: its breath hitting you would have to be so rank.
Speaker 2: But also like you're smelling like the guy in front
Speaker 2: of you, like he like ripped at his neck.
Speaker 3: Like his throat, just smelling his blood. And now you're
Speaker 3: singing a song with him in a car.
Speaker 4: You've got like an eyeball, some ligaments stuck to his
Speaker 4: teeth and ship.
Speaker 2: Right right you see like a piece of his shirt.
Speaker 2: Oh but you know what I did. I did have
Speaker 2: that one on my list just for hyper inflation. Here's
Speaker 2: an example. So swing it back around. See you you're
Speaker 2: so fried for once.
Speaker 3: It's not me.
Speaker 4: He's looking for the notes.
Speaker 3: He can't fight them, right, He's stuck on the rest
Speaker 3: of every website.
Speaker 2: He's looking at the ad, going why don't ever look
Speaker 2: at these ads? But but no, like with hyper inflation,
Speaker 2: Like just to put it into example, ten pounds of
Speaker 2: ground beef from Sam's Club is fifty bucks, and back
Speaker 2: in twenty seventeen it was like fifteen, and then in
Speaker 2: twenty one or in twenty it went to twenty, and
Speaker 2: then in twenty one to twenty two went to thirty,
Speaker 2: and then now it's at fifty. And it's like the
Speaker 2: rate of it increasing is technically hyperinflation. And hyper inflation
Speaker 2: is like really really bad because that means that the
Speaker 2: price of everything is raising higher than what people's salaries
Speaker 2: can be raised as for what's like being.
Speaker 3: Increased around you.
Speaker 2: And you can really see that in Vegas now because
Speaker 2: two three years ago it was two thousand to twenty
Speaker 2: five hundred dollars to rent a home and now it's
Speaker 2: coming back down to sixteen to nineteen hundred because nobody's
Speaker 2: fucking renting homes. Everybody's living the family because nobody can
Speaker 2: fucking afford it.
Speaker 3: And the prices of rent are very close to Kingman's prices,
Speaker 3: which is a problem for kingmen because the rate of
Speaker 3: paying kingman does not equal the rate of pay in
Speaker 3: Las angles. The majority of people, you know, not at all.
Speaker 2: I looked up some salaries and shit looking, I came
Speaker 2: in a while ago, and most accountants are getting paid
Speaker 2: twelve dollars an.
Speaker 3: Hour out there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and that's normally like a forty to sixty thousand
Speaker 2: dollars paying job, depending on which level you're at.
Speaker 3: And shit right, they're getting paid twelve dollars an hour. Yeah,
Speaker 3: there's a.
Speaker 2: Fucking accountant like for the state. Mind you like like
Speaker 2: an accountant for like kingmen working into the state twelve
Speaker 2: dollars an hour.
Speaker 4: A friend of ours, a friend of ours, just asked
Speaker 4: me if I wanted to apply for a job working
Speaker 4: for the city or sorry, the county, and I was like, well,
Speaker 4: I'm thinking it's a county job, right, So, like, the
Speaker 4: starting pay is going to be good. The starting pay
Speaker 4: is to start off at seventeen dollars an hour.
Speaker 3: The only benefit about the county is the benefits bingo,
Speaker 3: because if you can get in and then you can
Speaker 3: start making good money on top of the benefits, that
Speaker 3: you're receiving as a county member, Like, you're not gonna
Speaker 3: get any better benefits unless you're with a very large
Speaker 3: corporation correct, which doesn't exist in Kingman, So you'd have
Speaker 3: to be working remote. And at that point you're already
Speaker 3: making good fucking money.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and and like for me, for me to stop
Speaker 4: what I'm doing to switch over, I would be taking
Speaker 4: more than a half of my pay cut away, half
Speaker 4: of my pay away. And I'm just like, I can't.
Speaker 4: I can't do that.
Speaker 3: You can't live like that now.
Speaker 4: I can't. I can't fucking do that. It's it's too hard,
Speaker 4: you know.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I had a but my one of mine actually
Speaker 3: piggybacks onto both ears. I saw a guy the other
Speaker 3: day on Twitter. I just I find it funny sometimes
Speaker 3: it I usually don't get caught in the bait. This
Speaker 3: one I wanted to just see, right because it was
Speaker 3: just the total complaining about like, oh, I can guarantee
Speaker 3: there's no gas prices at two dollars or less than
Speaker 3: two dollars a gallon anywhere in this country. Because somebody
Speaker 3: had posted a picture, right, So then I was like, Okay,
Speaker 3: I gotta open the comments on this one because I'm
Speaker 3: the kind of guy that, like, I would post a
Speaker 3: picture just to grind his gears. I would post a
Speaker 3: picture of after getting my Safeway dollar discount and I'm
Speaker 3: paying like two dollars and five cents or you or
Speaker 3: you know, like a dollar dollar ninety and'd be like, yeah,
Speaker 3: dollar ninety, bitch, what are you talking about? And but
Speaker 3: it was funny because as people posted, he would always
Speaker 3: come back at them with something negative to non basically
Speaker 3: make what they're saying not valid at all. And the
Speaker 3: last one that really just I was just like, this
Speaker 3: guy's a fucking idiot, Like this is the problem with
Speaker 3: people right now? He was Somebody was like, no, I
Speaker 3: just gassed up in this town in this city. His replies,
Speaker 3: name of the gas station, So I can call them
Speaker 3: and prove it, prove that this is correct. And it's like,
Speaker 3: at what length? At what length is your This is
Speaker 3: what your time is worth. That's that's what your time
Speaker 3: is worth. Is to sit here and argue that somebody
Speaker 3: did somebody commented that, yes, they're getting less than two
Speaker 3: dollars a down, and you're like, at that length, like,
Speaker 3: let me have their phone number so I can fact
Speaker 3: check this how I'm not on Twitter. You know, I
Speaker 3: warned you, I warned everybody.
Speaker 2: I was like, the first time I'm gonna go on Twitter,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say some shit, said some shit that dawned
Speaker 2: on me, you know, yeah.
Speaker 4: Like the level, the level of ignorance.
Speaker 3: But yeah, I just the the world right now and
Speaker 3: from both sides. But it and it's so like, well
Speaker 3: vicious and nasty.
Speaker 4: And that's another thing too, cause instantly if you look
Speaker 4: on if you look on people's posts, I would say,
Speaker 4: within the first ten posts, you are going to see
Speaker 4: somebody like that says, oh that's a Democrat or all
Speaker 4: that's a Republican.
Speaker 3: It's gonna be combatantly, yeah, instantly, Yeah, absolutely, And.
Speaker 4: There's no reason for it because it's not about that.
Speaker 4: It's got nothing. Most of the ship that's on the
Speaker 4: Internet right now really doesn't have anything to do with
Speaker 4: whether you're a fucking Republican or a Democrat. It has
Speaker 4: to do with whether you're a good person or a
Speaker 4: bad person. Yeah, I mean that's really that's really where
Speaker 4: it's at.
Speaker 3: You.
Speaker 4: But we just have this fucking instinct that we're i
Speaker 4: don't know.
Speaker 3: Basic morals under fire. Yeah, oh yeah, absolutely, Yeah.
Speaker 2: And it's this is like, like I put this one
Speaker 2: on the list, and it's not coming from like any
Speaker 2: specific political side, but it is something that really grinds
Speaker 2: my gears. And it's that the States stepping in to
Speaker 2: force a gender swap on a child like that, I
Speaker 2: don't know, is like, dude, we really need to start
Speaker 2: thinking like adults again, you know, and we need to
Speaker 2: stop kind of thinking like children.
Speaker 3: You can ask, you can go to jail for drinking
Speaker 3: a fucking beer at sixteen, but you're allowed to change
Speaker 3: your fucking peep at at eight. Like that's just fucking wild, Like, yeah,
Speaker 3: it should be an adult choice. It doesn't fucking matter
Speaker 3: if they're an adult and they still feel that way,
Speaker 3: that's their choice to fucking make you.
Speaker 2: Give your eight year old a beer, And like, listen,
Speaker 2: you're in big trouble and you're in the same, if
Speaker 2: not bigger trouble if you don't give the swab.
Speaker 4: Science. Science tells us that our brains do not develop
Speaker 4: and to a certain age, right for both men and women.
Speaker 3: Okay, when is that happening for men?
Speaker 4: It's twenty five, Yeah, from the frontal lobe for a man,
Speaker 4: for a biological man, it's twenty five. Yeah, okay for
Speaker 4: a female.
Speaker 3: Wait wait, hold on, go ahead and answer female.
Speaker 4: For a female, it's nineteen. Okay.
Speaker 3: So what about for a non biological man, when does
Speaker 3: that develop? He answers, nineteen, because they're a female.
Speaker 4: Here here's the kicker, from nineteen. From nineteen to twenty seven,
Speaker 4: that's when a woman starts to develop the understanding of
Speaker 4: the emotions that they feel. So so in other words,
Speaker 4: I literally just read this. A female, biological female is
Speaker 4: like is going through up until they're nineteen years old.
Speaker 4: They are going through life like a bus with no
Speaker 4: fucking driver. That That is exactly how a scientist described it.
Speaker 4: You you cannot fucking tell me that anyone under the
Speaker 4: age of nineteen is going to understand where their life sits.
Speaker 4: It's I'm forty fucking two and I don't get it
Speaker 4: some days. You cannot. You cannot tell me that anyone
Speaker 4: under the age of nineteen can make a decision legally
Speaker 4: by themselves. Yeah, I'm sorry, they shouldn't. They shouldn't. We
Speaker 4: should take all their rights away. Oh wait, is that
Speaker 4: too far? No?
Speaker 3: But are you putting your arm straight out?
Speaker 4: What are you doing? Am I lagging no.
Speaker 3: Joke. That was the stretch on that joke. Listen, I
Speaker 3: stretch out further than your hand, homie.
Speaker 4: I had a couple of gummies. I I anybody, anybody
Speaker 4: who is anybody who is young. You cannot You cannot
Speaker 4: ask a kid to figure out what they want to
Speaker 4: be for the rest of their life.
Speaker 3: No, no, And I'm not blaming the kid. It's the
Speaker 3: fucking parents.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, no, but that but that's just it. You're
Speaker 4: you're letting you like listen, there there was one point.
Speaker 4: There was one point where Kelly came up and Kelly's like,
Speaker 4: I like I like girls. Kelly's fourteen. She did this
Speaker 4: like three years ago. She came up and said I
Speaker 4: like girls. I was like, okay, cool. I was like,
Speaker 4: right now.
Speaker 3: We actually talked about this on the podcast.
Speaker 4: Yeah. She's like, no, no, I'm I'm gonna be lesbian.
Speaker 4: I was like, okay, right now. I was like, don't
Speaker 4: set yourself in stone just yet.
Speaker 3: Kid.
Speaker 4: You might like you might like this now, but you
Speaker 4: may not like it tomorrow. So just do me a favor.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna support you no matter what. Don't care. I
Speaker 4: could care less if you're a fucking giraft or if
Speaker 4: you're if you're a Giraft hold one at the end
Speaker 4: of graft, I'm like, how fucking high am I shout
Speaker 4: out the baked Brosier gummies or this ship.
Speaker 3: Giraft. Listen, let me ask you a question. Let me.
Speaker 4: I don't care, like I told hers, like, I don't
Speaker 4: care what you I don't care what you are. I
Speaker 4: don't care who you are as long as you're a
Speaker 4: good person and you'll figure it out later in life.
Speaker 4: Like as as time goes on, we change. I never
Speaker 4: used to like carrots, Now I like carrots. Up your ass,
Speaker 4: up my ass. My dog never liked bananas, Now he
Speaker 4: likes bananas.
Speaker 3: Not business no, because bananas taste like assa. But that's
Speaker 3: supposed to wash the mom after you take him out.
Speaker 4: That brings me to one of one of my things
Speaker 4: is like it is people believing that they are owed
Speaker 4: something Like there's a lot of people that are out
Speaker 4: there and they feel like they're owed certain respects and
Speaker 4: certain leniencies, and so they can kind of do whatever
Speaker 4: they want and wherever they want.
Speaker 3: You're so Fried does.
Speaker 4: That's fine?
Speaker 3: I'm listening.
Speaker 4: I like how he opened his eyes like that was
Speaker 4: his proof. He was like, no, Look, I'm okay, Look
Speaker 4: I'm listening. My eyes are wide open as they could be.
Speaker 4: I'm listening one hundred percent. I can't help my byeballs
Speaker 4: are listening to this information.
Speaker 3: I see what you're saying.
Speaker 4: Oh fuck. You know. Another one that grinds my gears
Speaker 4: is people talking to you in public, like, don't talk
Speaker 4: to me, like anybody, don't stop and talk. People that
Speaker 4: like stop and immediately want to have a fucking conversation
Speaker 4: about everything under the sun, like yeah, I haven't seen
Speaker 4: him in thirty fucking years. Like no, no, listen, Janet.
Speaker 3: You had you had to do what we did yesterday.
Speaker 3: We we ran into each other a safe way. I
Speaker 3: came up, I said hey, faggot, and and then you
Speaker 3: were like, hey, this is what I got. And I'm like, okay,
Speaker 3: enjoy your fucking dances, see you tomorrow, and I love.
Speaker 4: I walked away. I did even wait for you to
Speaker 4: be fun. Nope, And I was perfectly fucking fine with that.
Speaker 4: That is exactly how I want the conversation to go.
Speaker 4: I don't want to know about every family member that's
Speaker 4: passed away in the last six years of your fucking life.
Speaker 4: I don't care if if I didn't already know it,
Speaker 4: I don't need to know it now.
Speaker 2: That's a probably a good point, putting that low and shallow. Baby,
Speaker 2: let's go, let's go. That works the screw.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 2: A lot of times when I speak with especially like
Speaker 2: elderly people at my job and there, and I'm like,
Speaker 2: so tell me what happened in the accident, and they're like, well,
Speaker 2: I woke up that morning and I had blueberries on
Speaker 2: my muffin, and I was like, for fun.
Speaker 3: Never it's always strawberries, it's always strawberries.
Speaker 2: But that morning I did I'm different. And then the
Speaker 2: Janet called me and was like, Judge isn't coming over anymore,
Speaker 2: and I don't know where he's at.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I don't.
Speaker 2: I just want to know why you turned left in
Speaker 2: front of this person, cause this fucking kept.
Speaker 3: It highest ship, jan we got a moorcycles that's dead.
Speaker 2: I need to know what's going on, you know, I
Speaker 2: don't need to know about what in the morning I cheached.
Speaker 3: My last chunks.
Speaker 4: You'd have heard that there was meth on the fucking cheerios.
Speaker 3: That makes sense, Frosted.
Speaker 2: All I imagine is that lady from Grandma's boy was
Speaker 2: putting syrup on her pills.
Speaker 3: Thank you, mister president.
Speaker 2: Man, I remember that ship hardcore. Speaking of remembering, be
Speaker 2: de de dep it now.
Speaker 3: No shape to play this game. We are so ready
Speaker 3: for a Memorial.
Speaker 2: Day dead feud, right, doesn't it that looks Bamba's fuck boys?
Speaker 3: Are we ready to play some feud yep fried or
Speaker 3: un freed? Four categories are allowing. I'm predicting a five
Speaker 3: O sweep for Dome on this. Let's see.
Speaker 2: All right, everybody knows the rules to this game because
Speaker 2: there are no rules. It's but made up by me.
Speaker 2: So we got the first round here. I want you
Speaker 2: guys to pick a color that is between one in infinity.
Speaker 3: Eighteen cool one one.
Speaker 2: All right, Well the color was green, but I believe
Speaker 2: Nome was the closest to that. All right, Jack, we
Speaker 2: got our first category.
Speaker 4: I'm not closer.
Speaker 3: I don't know. Maybe the people turning green in the chamber.
Speaker 3: I have no idea gray.
Speaker 2: But that was just shit out of that one, didn't
Speaker 2: I let's go first one up here? We got five
Speaker 2: answers on the board. Name something people do on Memorial Day?
Speaker 3: They barbecue?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, that is the number one answer don't does
Speaker 2: it matter?
Speaker 4: Oh well, now we have three strikes, right, Okay, yeah,
Speaker 4: I forgot how we play this game on me?
Speaker 1: Moore?
Speaker 3: They swim, Yes, that's the number two answer. I was
Speaker 3: gonna say pool party. I'll switch it up and say
Speaker 3: they go to the lake.
Speaker 7: You know what if it's beach, give it to him
Speaker 7: on the beach, give it to him because ah nah,
Speaker 7: that on all right, go to the movies.
Speaker 3: Nope, not on there.
Speaker 2: Barbecue, So we got barbecue, swim it's number one and
Speaker 2: number two.
Speaker 3: We got three four five camping camping that is not
Speaker 3: in the list. What the fuck? How is this? Late miss?
Speaker 3: What is this list made by people without dads? Have
Speaker 3: no idea? I don't think I've ever.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna say, set off fireworks.
Speaker 3: That is not on the list.
Speaker 4: Fuck this list, this this sucks.
Speaker 3: Donkey dick, go.
Speaker 4: To a donkey show.
Speaker 3: That's a good one. Fuck, dude, can't. I don't know. Uh.
Speaker 3: They celebrate the last day of school. I don't fucking
Speaker 3: know school's out for summer. No, don't.
Speaker 4: Put chew in their mouth, go on a ride and puke.
Speaker 3: I forgot to say. Her sister, good old sad lot,
Speaker 3: good old sadlight. You know fourth July action. You know
Speaker 3: I love that ship. I love that ship. Uh No,
Speaker 3: you want to give a real answer, though, See if
Speaker 3: you can sweep this.
Speaker 4: What I'm looking another answer answer, uh, throw a party.
Speaker 4: Throw a party, because I'm gonna assume that barbecue and
Speaker 4: party on your list are not the same. I should
Speaker 4: have said good.
Speaker 3: I should have said pool parties even like, yeah, pool parties,
Speaker 3: pool parties are different.
Speaker 2: Number three answer was travel, Number four answer was fly
Speaker 2: American flags, and the number five answer was go out
Speaker 2: for a picnic. I'm telling you I love these lists
Speaker 2: because they fucking suck. And I was like, you all
Speaker 2: are gonna be so mad at these lists. I didn't
Speaker 2: make him. I didn't make any one of these.
Speaker 3: I made him interest.
Speaker 2: I know it's so great, but at least the ones
Speaker 2: I made you, I would give you a chance. I
Speaker 2: was not sure you're gonna get a chance on any
Speaker 2: one of those. And there's a couple of these on you.
Speaker 2: I don't think you're gonna get a chance on them either.
Speaker 3: Didn't get swept.
Speaker 4: Can you can you do me a favorite? Just hold
Speaker 4: the answers up to the screen. He won't be able
Speaker 4: to see him because his eyes aren't open.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I see, got it all right?
Speaker 4: What's it a question? Number two?
Speaker 2: Number two? Dom, you're gonna go first in this one
Speaker 2: name away to honor our fallen soldiers.
Speaker 4: Five on the board, fly an American flag.
Speaker 3: God damn, that's number one answer. Fuck yeah, bringing the
Speaker 3: fucking national anthem. Oh, go to a fucking ball game.
Speaker 3: It's the same thing on Veterans Night.
Speaker 4: Pledge of Allegiance. I think it's the kicker. I think
Speaker 4: it's where he's getting.
Speaker 3: No, No, don't. Uh.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna say, throw a barbecue or party, same fucking thing.
Speaker 3: Cook up a cow. Uh, make a fucking holiday for them. No. Uh.
Speaker 4: Go to a grave site?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 2: And number two visit a grave slash cemetery.
Speaker 4: Right, I'm starting to think like a j.
Speaker 2: A parade there you go. Yes, gotta be number four.
Speaker 2: Go to a ceremony. We got two left.
Speaker 4: Donate money or buy one of those flowers.
Speaker 3: Now you know what I'm talking about, Jordan.
Speaker 4: I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 3: Jump outside. You see some veterans, specifically Vietnam and the
Speaker 3: way you.
Speaker 2: Celebrate them, Charlie everywhere. That's gotta be on the list. Now,
Speaker 2: that's not unless you want to give real answer.
Speaker 3: Though that was my real answer. I know what to
Speaker 3: do with veterans other than what I've already said.
Speaker 2: All right, so yeah, Number one is by the flag.
Speaker 2: Number two was visit a grave slash cemetery. Number three
Speaker 2: was give a moment of silence. Number four was go
Speaker 2: to a ceremony, and number five was say a prayer,
Speaker 2: thoughts and prayers, thoughts and prayers. All right, next one up?
Speaker 2: We got seven on the board. No, we're gonna start
Speaker 2: with you. Name something you see at a war memorial.
Speaker 3: A flag, American flag specifically, that one was just bus
Speaker 3: to get the seams On't this motherfucker is gonna have
Speaker 3: a flag? And every one of these imle say it? Next?
Speaker 3: I got my next answer ready to so hurry jesus.
Speaker 3: Yeah that's number two, do.
Speaker 2: So good?
Speaker 4: Uh statue?
Speaker 3: Yes, that's number three, crosses. No, not get to out
Speaker 3: of here, all right.
Speaker 4: A plaque with somebody's name on it, or like their.
Speaker 3: Name engrave names number one? How about? This isn't gonna
Speaker 3: be right, but I feel like this is a good answer.
Speaker 3: Dog tags, Oh that would be a good one. This
Speaker 3: number eight not other.
Speaker 4: People singing the choir.
Speaker 3: No, how about flowers? Did he already say flowers?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: No you didn't. You fucking like the flowers. No, that
Speaker 3: is number five though, that is number five flowers.
Speaker 2: We got three left we left peat the question. Name
Speaker 2: something you see at a war memorial?
Speaker 4: Someone crying.
Speaker 3: No, bullshit, bullshit? What answers are left open?
Speaker 2: We got so engraved names, flags, statues, and flowers. So
Speaker 2: we have four, six and seven left.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but what are they m.
Speaker 3: Figure it out? Uh? Military personnel like active military personnel.
Speaker 4: That big good one.
Speaker 3: Man, I've got eight, nine and ten already me.
Speaker 4: One gun salute, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: If that's an answer, I'm fucking livid.
Speaker 2: Alright, don't take this one, okay, So engraved names, flag, statues,
Speaker 2: people praying, flowers, photographs.
Speaker 3: Notes, Look at this photographs, photographs, Look at this graph.
Speaker 4: Yes, I gotta make a float.
Speaker 2: Next one up dome. You're gonna be first five on
Speaker 2: the board. Name a game you might play on Memorial Day? Yes,
Speaker 2: that is number three.
Speaker 3: Know me play pool volleyball? That one there, mm hmmm,
Speaker 3: better late than every No, And I mean that's my mother.
Speaker 3: I got a little t rex. So it's hard to
Speaker 3: reach over there, Hide and seek, Hide and seek, Wow,
Speaker 3: it's not under What was the one that he said
Speaker 3: that was correct? Horseshoes? How about uh, god fucking Memorial
Speaker 3: Day croquet beer Croquetey? My next one ain't gonna be
Speaker 3: any better games? Okay, nice fuck if I don't do
Speaker 3: corn hole, Yeah, that's number one. I was like, dude,
Speaker 3: Jordan doesn't say corn hole. Be so mad at him.
Speaker 4: Honestly, at first, I was debating on whether or not
Speaker 4: last I thought this list was from nineteen fifty two.
Speaker 3: It is not one of them on there is definitely
Speaker 3: not from fifty.
Speaker 4: Let me tell you that.
Speaker 3: Hide the pickle. That's my next answer. Yeah. That also
Speaker 3: includes say a prayer, which has been on every other list.
Speaker 3: Hide the pickle?
Speaker 4: Guess could it? Could it be guess Grandma's pair or prayer?
Speaker 3: I guess? Wow, Jesus, fire in your mouths in fu game,
Speaker 3: she didn't have had there's no water in there to
Speaker 3: find a way. Whole time, he's just beginning air life
Speaker 3: finds away.
Speaker 5: Ten minutes ago you said there was no water in
Speaker 5: your drug, and you're still trying to get the drop
Speaker 5: that's at the bottom.
Speaker 4: Just can't up and go get water.
Speaker 3: Hey, then when you got that cotton, this is real.
Speaker 3: Let me tell you, dude, cotton mouth this cotton.
Speaker 4: Know that's Shorgan's dinner, licking the inside of his fucking hermits.
Speaker 2: Don't even think of that. Don't give it to give
Speaker 2: another guests.
Speaker 4: Babe, we got three left lawn darts.
Speaker 3: That's my next. All right, all right, I got one
Speaker 3: to close. This is my last one before my ex
Speaker 3: botchi ball.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I love botchi ball, so good. Shuffle board.
Speaker 3: Do we say frisbee? Can I say frisbee?
Speaker 2: You should have said frisbee? Number two, Number two is frisbee,
Speaker 2: number four is baseball, and number five is pickleball.
Speaker 3: Yet I didn't. You didn't give me the answer when
Speaker 3: I said hide the pickle. You didn't clearly hear my
Speaker 3: microphaves that hide the pickleball.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why I said here and went pickle pickle,
Speaker 2: Hide the pickle.
Speaker 3: Care to elaborate, Yeah, I turned my head and I
Speaker 3: said hide the pickle. See it's hard to hear because
Speaker 3: I yeah right myself. All right, Well, don't take that
Speaker 3: one again. Yeah, he's got three. You got one. I'm
Speaker 3: gonna have Jordan go first. I didn't get sweat. How
Speaker 3: do you get one? I won the first one. I
Speaker 3: had the number one answer.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, all right, that's dumb.
Speaker 3: Tiger's the runners. Alright, alrighty, don't we go ahead and
Speaker 3: take off? You're like, what are we doing again? Don't
Speaker 3: we take off? Your head said, I'm gonna have an
Speaker 3: intimate moment with my cousin. Here. I can't hear you.
Speaker 3: I muted my bike, so I can't hear you.
Speaker 4: Oh here, let me actually mute my MinC Hold on,
Speaker 4: you're just getting the headphones.
Speaker 3: All right? So we got five right here? You need four?
Speaker 3: Need like I am not in the winning mood tonight.
Speaker 3: Well let's see.
Speaker 2: What happens, baby. First one we got here other than
Speaker 2: Memorial Day. Name an American holiday fourth of July. Right,
Speaker 2: Name the top foods people make on Memorial Day.
Speaker 3: Top foods hamburger and hot dogs. Is that okay that
Speaker 3: I say that? Or do you just want one? Pick one? Hamburgers? Right?
Speaker 2: Name a dish people bring to a Memorial Day party.
Speaker 3: Potato salad.
Speaker 4: Fuck?
Speaker 3: I didn't like that one.
Speaker 4: All right.
Speaker 2: Name one of the top seven war movies according to IMDb.
Speaker 3: Saving Private Ryane Right.
Speaker 2: Last one, Name one of the top American patriots or heroes.
Speaker 3: George Washington.
Speaker 6: Right, hey fucking retie, Hey fucking retied.
Speaker 2: Alrighty, all right, So we went through all five of these.
Speaker 2: You're up next, Domie. First one up here other than
Speaker 2: Memorial Day. Name an American holiday, Fourth of July, man
Speaker 2: Veterans Day.
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 2: Name one of the top foods people bring a Memorial
Speaker 2: Day or people make a Moori Day. I should say
Speaker 2: people make Amorial Day hot dogs, all right. Name a
Speaker 2: side dish people bring to a Memorial Day party, potato salad,
Speaker 2: mayh mac and cheese, macaroni salad, same fucking thing. Big
Speaker 2: what those two separate things? A big one, one's one's
Speaker 2: one's one's got macaroni. Name one of the top seven
Speaker 2: war movies according to IMDb.
Speaker 4: The fact I was able to answer this floors me, uh,
Speaker 4: Blackhawk down, good call.
Speaker 3: I wanted to say Braveheart.
Speaker 4: The first one that came to mind was Forrest Gump,
Speaker 4: but I was like, I was like, I don't know
Speaker 4: if I can say it, Like it's not really a
Speaker 4: war movie.
Speaker 3: Last one.
Speaker 2: Name one of the top American patriots or heroes.
Speaker 4: We got one of those, Teddy Roosevelt. Hell yeah, brother
Speaker 4: waits to Church Hill, George Washington.
Speaker 3: And I wanted to say William Wallace because I had
Speaker 3: thought of Brave Heart for the war movie and.
Speaker 4: That's been fucking great. Oh Jesus Christ, I wanted.
Speaker 3: I couldn't think it.
Speaker 4: I wanted to say American Sniper, but I couldn't remember
Speaker 4: the dude's fucking name, and all I could think was
Speaker 4: Chris Evans, And like, Chris Evans is not the fucking
Speaker 4: one you want.
Speaker 3: Chris Kyle, God damn it, Yeah Kyle. Actually, Teddy Roosevelt.
Speaker 3: I don't think that's a bad answer. I think Teddy
Speaker 3: Roosevelt is a great answer.
Speaker 2: Nah, so Jordan, you swept this. Let's go all five, dude.
Speaker 2: So other than Memorial Day, name an American holiday. Thanksgiving,
Speaker 2: oddly enough was number one, and I was like.
Speaker 3: What Canada has Thanksgiving?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yes, that's right, but they have Thanksgiving for a
Speaker 4: different reason.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I was like, okay, I guess. But for
Speaker 2: July was number two. Veterans Day is number three, Martin
Speaker 2: Luther King, Dave's number four, President's Day's number five.
Speaker 3: I left it.
Speaker 2: I saw, all right, name the top foods people make
Speaker 2: on a moral day Burgers is number one, hot Dogs
Speaker 2: number two, Ribs number three, steak number four, Chicken number.
Speaker 4: Five, Fox going second, I had the lead. I should
Speaker 4: have went first. I still believe.
Speaker 2: That name a side dish people bring to a Memorial
Speaker 2: Day party. Potato salad was number one. Saw baked Beans,
Speaker 2: corn and Macaroni salad or mag and Cheese mac Cheese
Speaker 2: both Top seven Top seven war movies.
Speaker 3: I was actually kind of surprised at number two.
Speaker 2: When I was going through IMDb. Now, when I went
Speaker 2: through IMDb's list in order of ranking, a lot of
Speaker 2: them are the first three of these were in the
Speaker 2: top two point fifty and the rest of these were
Speaker 2: like three fifty.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 2: A lot of them were overseas mors. But I took
Speaker 2: like movies that we made here in America. Number one
Speaker 2: was Saving Private Ryan. Number two was The Pianist.
Speaker 3: I was like.
Speaker 2: Number three was in Glorious Bastards, Apocalypse Now, Full Metal Jacket,
Speaker 2: Fury Platoon. Black Hawktown was not on their unfortunately was
Speaker 2: I think it's run.
Speaker 4: Five movie now that I think about it.
Speaker 2: I know, right, I'm like, why is it not there?
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure they have a high score, But I
Speaker 2: wonder if they put them a different category.
Speaker 3: I don't know, that's weird. No, I have no idea.
Speaker 2: And last one top American patriots and heroes George Washington,
Speaker 2: Abraham Lincoln, Fdr Neil Armstrong, JFK.
Speaker 3: Teddy Roosevelt, and he was on their Fuck it, that's
Speaker 3: a win for me.
Speaker 2: Chris Kyle was number seven though Kyle was so When
Speaker 2: I saw Chris Kyle, I was like, are they even
Speaker 2: gonna say Chris Kyle interesting?
Speaker 4: We'll see from Abraham Lincoln, he owned slaves, Yeah, fineing
Speaker 4: freedom too, whatever, whatever.
Speaker 3: I guess it's a big deal.
Speaker 4: He's a fucking good dude.
Speaker 3: Sprinkles are for winners. I can't believe I swept that.
Speaker 3: What It's funny.
Speaker 4: Came back too.
Speaker 3: I can't the When I said potatoes sound, I was like,
Speaker 3: I fuck, I didn't like the answer.
Speaker 2: Yeah, when you said that, I was like, shut the
Speaker 2: funk off. I was like, that's number one.
Speaker 3: Well, it's funny. Is the very first question or second
Speaker 3: question about the food about making food? He said foods
Speaker 3: And I say you said food, so I'm gonna say
Speaker 3: Hambergs and hot dogs. And he was like pick one.
Speaker 3: I'm like, ah, Hamburgers, yeah. Yeah, and then uh, when.
Speaker 2: You said and everyone for the same party, Ryan, I
Speaker 2: was like, you could sweep this. And then we said
Speaker 2: George Watchington. I was like, it's swept, dude, it's swept.
Speaker 4: He's got that's I should I should have went first,
Speaker 4: because I had the lead going in. I should get
Speaker 4: the benefit. Well, you only would have gotten too, right, No,
Speaker 4: because I would have said because I would well, I
Speaker 4: guess I wouldn't have said I didn't see all right,
Speaker 4: fair enough, but you still would have won. No, because
Speaker 4: I would have won, because you would have won.
Speaker 3: You would have won. Yeah, yeah, you would have won
Speaker 3: because all you would have needed was two to win, true,
Speaker 3: and that's what you would have gotten. Yep. Maybe. All right,
Speaker 3: Well that was fun. I've been waiting for dad Feud.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that was good.
Speaker 3: And then I realized at eight o'clock, I was like, man,
Speaker 3: this thing will be toned down by the time we
Speaker 3: get dad Feud going, I'll be all right, And oddly enough,
Speaker 3: it felt like it was. And then I got on
Speaker 3: here and it.
Speaker 4: Was just like.
Speaker 3: Here we go, tightened up a little bit harder. It's
Speaker 3: good stuff though.
Speaker 4: So anyways, speaking of tightening up, uh, tightening at the
Speaker 4: end of this episode, Why don't men go down on
Speaker 4: women the morning after sex? You ever tried peeling a
Speaker 4: girl cheese apart?
Speaker 3: It's like a big mott stick that she told me
Speaker 3: that it looks more like opening a toaster strud but
Speaker 3: this it was