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<v Speaker 1>A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome

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<v Speaker 1>to another edition of idiotology. We'll let you taco one

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<v Speaker 1>on one one w Jarr.

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<v Speaker 2>But you're freaking.

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<v Speaker 3>Idiots, all right, Just a little friendly nudge here to

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<v Speaker 3>vote for you say we played. If you haven't done

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<v Speaker 3>so yet, get over to the JR Facebook page. We'd

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<v Speaker 3>really like to so you put yourself in a position

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<v Speaker 3>to win Metallica tickets this morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah cause somebody who votes for which Motley Cruz song

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<v Speaker 1>they want played will win those tickets.

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<v Speaker 3>Have it be you song with the most votes. Obviously

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<v Speaker 3>you will play at nine and someone who votes is

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<v Speaker 3>randomly picked you get the Metallica ticket hook up. Pretty

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<v Speaker 3>straightforward deal. Just vote once.

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<v Speaker 1>You have about fifteen minutes to get your voting JR

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<v Speaker 1>Facebook page.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I warned you all about this much earlier this

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<v Speaker 3>year that this was in the works. Okay, and what

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<v Speaker 3>is this the prison Break reboot? Oh god, you sucked

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<v Speaker 3>me into that show to review. Let's let's before we

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<v Speaker 3>get to that, and I'll take my last appropriately. Prison

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<v Speaker 3>Break was a a drama on Fox years ago. Ran

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<v Speaker 3>multiple seasons and the first season really good, really good,

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<v Speaker 3>six second season not bad, and then they just kept

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<v Speaker 3>going back to uh, continue milking the cow, and it

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<v Speaker 3>got to the point where it was so gd ridiculous

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<v Speaker 3>you almost had to stop and say, I'm insulting my

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<v Speaker 3>own intelligence watching this. But yet I did dumb and

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<v Speaker 3>dummer here, No I stopped. I No, I don't think

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<v Speaker 3>I did.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Once they got to the escaping in the in the woods,

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<v Speaker 1>so yes, South America, Panama, I said, okay, I'm out.

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<v Speaker 1>So if you don't know what we're talking about, it's

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<v Speaker 1>it was just like Pat's it.

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<v Speaker 2>It was good and then it sucked.

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<v Speaker 3>So prison Break, I told you earlier this year, is

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<v Speaker 3>being considered to be rebooted into which is this is

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<v Speaker 3>what the entertainment business had come to now and everything.

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<v Speaker 3>They are out of ideas. It's clear they're out of

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<v Speaker 3>new ideas. So it's they just taked easy route and

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<v Speaker 3>go rehash something that's already been done. That's the plan

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<v Speaker 3>for prison Break. Kind of more information has now come outs.

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<v Speaker 3>It's gonna happen, at least to the point where there's

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<v Speaker 3>gonna be a pilot shot because Hulu has ordered a pilot,

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<v Speaker 3>which you know is a trial balloon to see if

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<v Speaker 3>the distributor wants to bite on this and cough up

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<v Speaker 3>the money for a full season's worth. The creator and

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<v Speaker 3>showrunner of this gives me a little bit of hope

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<v Speaker 3>here because it's the same dude who did Mayans MC,

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<v Speaker 3>which is on FX or was on FX. Elgin James.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I've heard that name man.

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<v Speaker 3>And Mayan's was was cool and they knew when to

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<v Speaker 3>hold up that series.

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<v Speaker 2>And be done with it. Was the Biker One, right,

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<v Speaker 2>That was the.

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<v Speaker 3>Second Biker One, Yes, that kind of rolled out after

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<v Speaker 3>Sons of Anarchy. So Elgin James is the one who's

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<v Speaker 3>doing this reboot, and then I come to find out

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<v Speaker 3>it it's not expected to feature the characters at the

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<v Speaker 3>center of the original drama, which of course were Michael

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<v Speaker 3>Schofield and Lincoln Burroughs played by Wentworth Miller and Dominic Purcell. Rather,

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<v Speaker 3>it's going to exist in the same universe as the

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<v Speaker 3>original prison Break, but focus on a new crew of inmates.

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<v Speaker 3>So they're gonna just reboot the whole thing with I

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<v Speaker 3>guess a whole different story breakout line.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, cool?

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<v Speaker 1>So I mean my favorite I know, Lincoln and whatever,

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<v Speaker 1>but Teddy Teddy with the rubber hand. He had to

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<v Speaker 1>cut his arm.

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<v Speaker 3>What happened to Teddy was a miscreant that did not

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<v Speaker 3>get along well with the main characters Scholfield and Burrows,

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<v Speaker 3>but yet was able to get part of the crew

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<v Speaker 3>that broke out of the prison, and he, in various

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<v Speaker 3>shape or form, kept popping back up into their lives,

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<v Speaker 3>and at one point he had to free himself by

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<v Speaker 3>cutting off his own.

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<v Speaker 1>Hand, and then he wore They actually on this dumb

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<v Speaker 1>show they had a guy with a rubber.

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<v Speaker 3>It was replaced with a rubber hand, and miraculously it

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<v Speaker 3>never got infected or anything.

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<v Speaker 2>Because you know, when you cut your own and.

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<v Speaker 3>You're you know, wanted you know, their prison break, you

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<v Speaker 3>can get quality healthcare.

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<v Speaker 1>We should have talked about this in Are Off the

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<v Speaker 1>Air podcast because I could go on and on with

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<v Speaker 1>these reboats. I'm so tired of that. I got a

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<v Speaker 1>text yesterday that Friday Night Lights is being rebooted. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's new characters. I wanted it to be all

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<v Speaker 1>the all the other ones that are like in their

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<v Speaker 1>thirties that are super hot, and now it's gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>these Friday Night Light kids.

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<v Speaker 3>See I'm opposite of you and I'm more on given

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<v Speaker 3>an opportunity to what they're going to do at prison Break,

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<v Speaker 3>which is, you know, like you said, new new characters,

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<v Speaker 3>completely different storyline, the same title.

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<v Speaker 1>Though, Yeah, this is dude's in prison. I'm talking about

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<v Speaker 1>a hot chicks. Well yeah, I mean, and don't don't

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<v Speaker 1>be shaking your heads. These are high school they're thirty

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<v Speaker 1>year old actors. Look, come on up. But I was

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<v Speaker 1>informed this morning that it's it's going to be new

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<v Speaker 1>cast and crew.

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<v Speaker 3>All I can say, okay, Elgin James, do not bring

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<v Speaker 3>the teddy character in his rubber hand anywhere near this reboot, please,

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<v Speaker 3>That's the one ask they.

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<v Speaker 1>Might just to make it kind of funny.

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<v Speaker 3>Troll us a little bit o. J Simpson's prison porn

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<v Speaker 3>stash is going to be sold at auction, No thanks.

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<v Speaker 3>It's apparently OJ had amasked quite a stack of gurly

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<v Speaker 3>mags while he was in prison.

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<v Speaker 1>He's juice man. You know, all the guards are cool

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<v Speaker 1>to him. He was partial to Penthouse from what I'm

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<v Speaker 1>being of course, now we learned. I think it was

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<v Speaker 1>earlier this week porn mags because you're younger. The Penthouse

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<v Speaker 1>was the raunchy one one of them.

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<v Speaker 3>Well it was. It was raunchier than Playboy, and then

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<v Speaker 3>Hustler was raunchier than both of them, and then we spelled.

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<v Speaker 1>It was, uh whatever, it was disgusting. If you really

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<v Speaker 1>want to go down trashy Avenue. There was swank, Yeah, swank.

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<v Speaker 2>Slank, and we were almost one and the same.

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<v Speaker 3>But uh, this girl, this this month's featured girl smoking

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<v Speaker 3>a Marlborough one hundred on a rock is.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, in the middle of Arkansas, just sitting there smoking

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<v Speaker 1>on a rock.

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<v Speaker 3>So anyway, they're gonna, I guess, auction off OJ's porn

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<v Speaker 3>mags if someone wants those. I'm not quite sure why

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<v Speaker 3>you would. We learned earlier this week that that that

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<v Speaker 3>old vintage porn magazines are are not worth anything and

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<v Speaker 3>really not that collectible unless they're in mint mint condition,

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<v Speaker 3>which I'm pretty sure his weren't.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we were very doubtful in any of them being

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<v Speaker 2>in mint. Could you?

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<v Speaker 1>Did they have him at your barber Peyton Playboy and

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<v Speaker 1>Penhousen when I was a kid. Yeah, we went to

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<v Speaker 1>this This guy cut our hair and heat. The back

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<v Speaker 1>window to the bathroom is where the playboys were, so

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<v Speaker 1>we'd throw them out the window and they.

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<v Speaker 3>Stole the Playboys from your barber shop. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>The barber shop was connected pat to the seven eleven,

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<v Speaker 1>which is where we met the guy who invented breakdancing.

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<v Speaker 3>Ace Ace Yes, or claimed he invented breakdance.

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<v Speaker 1>He was in the seven eleven bottle shack and we

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<v Speaker 1>were throwing mags out and he grabbed one and we

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<v Speaker 1>go back and we're like, what are you doing you

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<v Speaker 1>I found these magazines. Yeah, we just stole them from

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<v Speaker 1>the barber. Randy was the non't Randy was a different barber.

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<v Speaker 3>Finally, we go to uh Northwest Washington State, Jefferson County,

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<v Speaker 3>there where police received a report of a man and

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<v Speaker 3>woman breaking into a shipping container which I guess contained

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<v Speaker 3>lots of valuables, including jewelry, and they were trying to

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<v Speaker 3>make their escape, initially on foot. Then they stole an

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<v Speaker 3>suv which they rolled and wrecked, and finally their demise

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<v Speaker 3>was then stealing a rowboat and trying to get away

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<v Speaker 3>in that as it began to sink.

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<v Speaker 4>It was pretty crazy. It was cold out there, you

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<v Speaker 4>know the water. I mean, obviously they were desperate to

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<v Speaker 4>get away. It was crazy.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, dude, one of them's got a two by

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<v Speaker 3>four they're using as an ore a makeshift already hits

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<v Speaker 3>the woman in the head with it, and I have

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<v Speaker 3>the video of all this.

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<v Speaker 4>It's nothing like that happens around here. Wild morning on

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<v Speaker 4>the bay.

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<v Speaker 3>The rowboat, which is their third means of escape, starts

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<v Speaker 3>taking on water and they decide to swim, now their

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<v Speaker 3>fourth means of escape, into the open, awaiting arms of

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<v Speaker 3>police on shore.

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<v Speaker 1>There's steam rising off the water, you can see. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's an old school robot chase.

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<v Speaker 3>Took so long that we were able to get the

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<v Speaker 3>video footage of this because the police deployed a drone

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<v Speaker 3>over over the lake where the sinking row.

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<v Speaker 1>Boat was, and then all of a sudden they looked

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<v Speaker 1>up and go forget about us. There's drones here too.

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<v Speaker 1>Just like Jersey right, he's it. He justs whacked her

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<v Speaker 1>in thea. It's fantastic.

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<v Speaker 3>Double U J R. R.

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<v Speaker 1>Orlando's rock Station.