Speaker 1: A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome
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Speaker 3: Okay, I warned you all about this much earlier this
Speaker 3: year that this was in the works. Okay, and what
Speaker 3: is this the prison Break reboot? Oh god, you sucked
Speaker 3: me into that show to review. Let's let's before we
Speaker 3: get to that, and I'll take my last appropriately. Prison
Speaker 3: Break was a a drama on Fox years ago. Ran
Speaker 3: multiple seasons and the first season really good, really good,
Speaker 3: six second season not bad, and then they just kept
Speaker 3: going back to uh, continue milking the cow, and it
Speaker 3: got to the point where it was so gd ridiculous
Speaker 3: you almost had to stop and say, I'm insulting my
Speaker 3: own intelligence watching this. But yet I did dumb and
Speaker 3: dummer here, No I stopped. I No, I don't think
Speaker 3: I did.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Once they got to the escaping in the in the woods,
Speaker 1: so yes, South America, Panama, I said, okay, I'm out.
Speaker 1: So if you don't know what we're talking about, it's
Speaker 1: it was just like Pat's it.
Speaker 2: It was good and then it sucked.
Speaker 3: So prison Break, I told you earlier this year, is
Speaker 3: being considered to be rebooted into which is this is
Speaker 3: what the entertainment business had come to now and everything.
Speaker 3: They are out of ideas. It's clear they're out of
Speaker 3: new ideas. So it's they just taked easy route and
Speaker 3: go rehash something that's already been done. That's the plan
Speaker 3: for prison Break. Kind of more information has now come outs.
Speaker 3: It's gonna happen, at least to the point where there's
Speaker 3: gonna be a pilot shot because Hulu has ordered a pilot,
Speaker 3: which you know is a trial balloon to see if
Speaker 3: the distributor wants to bite on this and cough up
Speaker 3: the money for a full season's worth. The creator and
Speaker 3: showrunner of this gives me a little bit of hope
Speaker 3: here because it's the same dude who did Mayans MC,
Speaker 3: which is on FX or was on FX. Elgin James.
Speaker 2: Okay, I've heard that name man.
Speaker 3: And Mayan's was was cool and they knew when to
Speaker 3: hold up that series.
Speaker 2: And be done with it. Was the Biker One, right,
Speaker 2: That was the.
Speaker 3: Second Biker One, Yes, that kind of rolled out after
Speaker 3: Sons of Anarchy. So Elgin James is the one who's
Speaker 3: doing this reboot, and then I come to find out
Speaker 3: it it's not expected to feature the characters at the
Speaker 3: center of the original drama, which of course were Michael
Speaker 3: Schofield and Lincoln Burroughs played by Wentworth Miller and Dominic Purcell. Rather,
Speaker 3: it's going to exist in the same universe as the
Speaker 3: original prison Break, but focus on a new crew of inmates.
Speaker 3: So they're gonna just reboot the whole thing with I
Speaker 3: guess a whole different story breakout line.
Speaker 2: Okay, cool?
Speaker 1: So I mean my favorite I know, Lincoln and whatever,
Speaker 1: but Teddy Teddy with the rubber hand. He had to
Speaker 1: cut his arm.
Speaker 3: What happened to Teddy was a miscreant that did not
Speaker 3: get along well with the main characters Scholfield and Burrows,
Speaker 3: but yet was able to get part of the crew
Speaker 3: that broke out of the prison, and he, in various
Speaker 3: shape or form, kept popping back up into their lives,
Speaker 3: and at one point he had to free himself by
Speaker 3: cutting off his own.
Speaker 1: Hand, and then he wore They actually on this dumb
Speaker 1: show they had a guy with a rubber.
Speaker 3: It was replaced with a rubber hand, and miraculously it
Speaker 3: never got infected or anything.
Speaker 2: Because you know, when you cut your own and.
Speaker 3: You're you know, wanted you know, their prison break, you
Speaker 3: can get quality healthcare.
Speaker 1: We should have talked about this in Are Off the
Speaker 1: Air podcast because I could go on and on with
Speaker 1: these reboats. I'm so tired of that. I got a
Speaker 1: text yesterday that Friday Night Lights is being rebooted. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but it's new characters. I wanted it to be all
Speaker 1: the all the other ones that are like in their
Speaker 1: thirties that are super hot, and now it's gonna be
Speaker 1: these Friday Night Light kids.
Speaker 3: See I'm opposite of you and I'm more on given
Speaker 3: an opportunity to what they're going to do at prison Break,
Speaker 3: which is, you know, like you said, new new characters,
Speaker 3: completely different storyline, the same title.
Speaker 1: Though, Yeah, this is dude's in prison. I'm talking about
Speaker 1: a hot chicks. Well yeah, I mean, and don't don't
Speaker 1: be shaking your heads. These are high school they're thirty
Speaker 1: year old actors. Look, come on up. But I was
Speaker 1: informed this morning that it's it's going to be new
Speaker 1: cast and crew.
Speaker 3: All I can say, okay, Elgin James, do not bring
Speaker 3: the teddy character in his rubber hand anywhere near this reboot, please,
Speaker 3: That's the one ask they.
Speaker 1: Might just to make it kind of funny.
Speaker 3: Troll us a little bit o. J Simpson's prison porn
Speaker 3: stash is going to be sold at auction, No thanks.
Speaker 3: It's apparently OJ had amasked quite a stack of gurly
Speaker 3: mags while he was in prison.
Speaker 1: He's juice man. You know, all the guards are cool
Speaker 1: to him. He was partial to Penthouse from what I'm
Speaker 1: being of course, now we learned. I think it was
Speaker 1: earlier this week porn mags because you're younger. The Penthouse
Speaker 1: was the raunchy one one of them.
Speaker 3: Well it was. It was raunchier than Playboy, and then
Speaker 3: Hustler was raunchier than both of them, and then we spelled.
Speaker 1: It was, uh whatever, it was disgusting. If you really
Speaker 1: want to go down trashy Avenue. There was swank, Yeah, swank.
Speaker 2: Slank, and we were almost one and the same.
Speaker 3: But uh, this girl, this this month's featured girl smoking
Speaker 3: a Marlborough one hundred on a rock is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, in the middle of Arkansas, just sitting there smoking
Speaker 1: on a rock.
Speaker 3: So anyway, they're gonna, I guess, auction off OJ's porn
Speaker 3: mags if someone wants those. I'm not quite sure why
Speaker 3: you would. We learned earlier this week that that that
Speaker 3: old vintage porn magazines are are not worth anything and
Speaker 3: really not that collectible unless they're in mint mint condition,
Speaker 3: which I'm pretty sure his weren't.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we were very doubtful in any of them being
Speaker 2: in mint. Could you?
Speaker 1: Did they have him at your barber Peyton Playboy and
Speaker 1: Penhousen when I was a kid. Yeah, we went to
Speaker 1: this This guy cut our hair and heat. The back
Speaker 1: window to the bathroom is where the playboys were, so
Speaker 1: we'd throw them out the window and they.
Speaker 3: Stole the Playboys from your barber shop. Yeah.
Speaker 1: The barber shop was connected pat to the seven eleven,
Speaker 1: which is where we met the guy who invented breakdancing.
Speaker 3: Ace Ace Yes, or claimed he invented breakdance.
Speaker 1: He was in the seven eleven bottle shack and we
Speaker 1: were throwing mags out and he grabbed one and we
Speaker 1: go back and we're like, what are you doing you
Speaker 1: I found these magazines. Yeah, we just stole them from
Speaker 1: the barber. Randy was the non't Randy was a different barber.
Speaker 3: Finally, we go to uh Northwest Washington State, Jefferson County,
Speaker 3: there where police received a report of a man and
Speaker 3: woman breaking into a shipping container which I guess contained
Speaker 3: lots of valuables, including jewelry, and they were trying to
Speaker 3: make their escape, initially on foot. Then they stole an
Speaker 3: suv which they rolled and wrecked, and finally their demise
Speaker 3: was then stealing a rowboat and trying to get away
Speaker 3: in that as it began to sink.
Speaker 4: It was pretty crazy. It was cold out there, you
Speaker 4: know the water. I mean, obviously they were desperate to
Speaker 4: get away. It was crazy.
Speaker 3: I mean, dude, one of them's got a two by
Speaker 3: four they're using as an ore a makeshift already hits
Speaker 3: the woman in the head with it, and I have
Speaker 3: the video of all this.
Speaker 4: It's nothing like that happens around here. Wild morning on
Speaker 4: the bay.
Speaker 3: The rowboat, which is their third means of escape, starts
Speaker 3: taking on water and they decide to swim, now their
Speaker 3: fourth means of escape, into the open, awaiting arms of
Speaker 3: police on shore.
Speaker 1: There's steam rising off the water, you can see. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's an old school robot chase.
Speaker 3: Took so long that we were able to get the
Speaker 3: video footage of this because the police deployed a drone
Speaker 3: over over the lake where the sinking row.
Speaker 1: Boat was, and then all of a sudden they looked
Speaker 1: up and go forget about us. There's drones here too.
Speaker 1: Just like Jersey right, he's it. He justs whacked her
Speaker 1: in thea. It's fantastic.
Speaker 3: Double U J R. R.
Speaker 1: Orlando's rock Station.