Speaker 1: Hi, this is Bobby Brown and welcome to another fucking podcast.
Kids with your loud music and your Dan Fogelberg, your Zeema,
hula hoops and pac Man video games. Don't you see?
People today have attention spans that can only be measured
in namo seconds. Old legends.
Speaker 2: They just do great like a legend and an adamwork
from with a lot of like, Hello.
Speaker 1: Boy, I guess it's party time. I guess it could
be depending on your time. Hello, Las Vegas, Hello world. Hello,
my loyal minions, especially my loyal minions. If you're asking yourself,
what the hell, oh, who the hell are your loyal minions?
Speaker 2: Is he?
Speaker 1: Well, before the Patreon started, that was all of you.
Now now my listeners, that's all of you, My wanna
be minions, that's all of you. My loyal minions are
the fine folks who subscribe to the Patreon Patreon dot
com slash real Izzy Presley. I'm Izzy Presley. I'm the
host of the program. It is Sunday night, it as
Monday morning if you want to use your math midnight,
and I'm finally getting around to doing this. It's been
hell week. It's been brutal. Yes, I always work. We
know that, we've established that, we know that. But this
week was brutal. There's no reason for that. Brutal, terrible
isy why so? Well, as you know, I was out
of commission last weekend, in bed Friday, Saturday and Sunday Monday,
I started getting my wits about me, broke the fever.
So I had three days of no work. Now, when
you work every single day, because you have to work
every single day, because you have to work every single
day to just hope to get by, losing three days
of work, well that can be crippling unless you rebound,
unless you come back with the vengeance, unless you make
up for those three and bust your ass, which I did.
Did I make up for those three days? No, So
I'm a little frustrated. If you're wondering why there hasn't
been any shows other than last week's show. So I'm
just getting to do this right now. Set a cracker
going for the working man. I'm cracking this one for me.
M God, I love beer and well, because it has
been hell week, because it has been brutal, I'm also
going to enjoy a shot of Maker's mark. Cheers, Motherfucker's
yas the how bad can it be? As you all know,
I have a gig coming up May tenth, Red Carpet
Sant Cloud, Minnesota. I'm driving from Las Vegas because I
have to bring this beautiful Beater Amplifications to Easbeterapplication dot
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It's two ease. So I had money, believe it or not,
and I know a lot of you are gonna be
shocked about this. I had some money stashed, I had
some money ready to go, but because this whole fucking
week has been so brutal, all of that money is gone.
So there's that, isy why you're drinking, Well there's that. Well,
Plus you know I really like beer. I mean beer
is delicious. Ah. So of course we know we got
this show coming up May tenth, and then we have
May thirtieth, the Silverton Casino, the uh Las Vegas Guitar
Trade Show has Las Vegas Guitar Trade Show dot com.
Make sure you hit that up if you're gonna be
in town. You want to go to a guitar trade show,
you don't want to spend the money on NAM Well,
plus it's already over. You want to, you know, go
somewhere you can actually have fun, not have to walk
through nine miles of drum room. Something you actually want
to buy a guitar at, something you want to take
take a piece of gear home with you. Well, let
me tell you, my folks, my friends, my loyal minions.
Pardon me, still the lingering effects of what the fuck
ever I had last weekend Las Vega, Las Vegas Guitar
Trade Show. That is the one, that is the one,
that's what is coming up. So yeah, I've been working
my ass off. I haven't even touched a fucking guitar
to get ready to practice for the show. May tenth
at the Red Carpet in Saint claud Minnesota. Act attribute
to Ace Freeley, Slow Children, Passion Union, Slave Raider Jam
hosted by Yours Truly and obviously performing with Ac and
in the Slave Raider jam May tenth Red Carpet Nightclub,
Saint Cloud, Minnesota, right downtown, right next door to the
bar that I used to work at that is now gone.
That is the Press Bar in Parlor, And ironically, this
is the Press Bar and Parlor reunion show. We are
all reuniting and we're having a good time. So there
is that. So I haven't even had a chance to
touch a fucking guitar because of the downfall, because of
the whatever. I'm lucky to be doing this because the
internet is still on, so I'm gonna keep posting shows
for the minions as long as I have internet, and
if it goes out, it'll just be for a couple
of days. But you know, fucking one hundred bucks is
a hundred bucks. So there's that. That's what's been going on.
That is what has been happening. I did not go
to ac DC because that is out of my tax bracket,
and I have come to the conclusion. I have come
to the I have dealt with the fact that ACDC
is just a band I'm never going to be able
to get to see and I'm I'm rather sad about that.
But on the other hand, I mean, I do have
the records. Is it the same as seeing the band live? No,
but I do have the records. I mean, it's not
like I can't listen to them. At least I can
hear them, like you know, I'm used to hearing them.
I mean, it would be bad ass to see ac
DC live. But it's over. It was last night. It's over.
It's done well, actually two nights ago. If you're getting
this on Monday, Uh, it's brutal, but it is what
it is. Sometimes you have to live with the fact,
whether it be a gal, whether it be the guitar
that you still haven't gotten out a pond. I got
the other one. I got the other one. You guys did,
Thank you, thank you, And I could have gotten this
one out too, but I had to pay rent with that.
So you got the cots and out and you paid
my rent, which is kind of important. So whever, well,
you guys that contributed to that, that GoFundMe, which I
had nothing to do with. I told Jason not to
do it, but he did anyways, and I, uh, I
did what I was supposed to do, got the cotson
out a pond. I just have to get that less.
Paul out upon we'll get there. But you know, that
was the week my mom was here. I had to
pay rent. I had have money to show my mother
a good time. It is what it is. Life was
full of fucking uh peaks and valleys. It is what
it is. I do want to say this. I had
some room. I had some room on one of my
cards that I was paying down. And I don't have
a physical card, so I can only use this thing
for like online stuff. Because they sent me a new card,
but I probably threw it away because I usually throw
my mail away. And of course, now if I want
to replace it, I actually have to pick up the
phone and call somebody, and that's just not going to happen.
So it is what it is. So I purchased some shoes.
I purchased a pair of Chuck Taylor's. I purchased these
Chuck Taylor's. I got them on Amazon. They weren't the
one hundred and ten dollars that they are on the
fucking website. But I'm going to post these. Actually, I'm
gonna do this right now. I'm actually gonna post a video.
Oh this hold on, all right, So all right, let
me get my phone out let me get my phone out. Okay,
here we go. So hello everybody, Hello, everybody in uh
patreon land who was seeing this video? So I'm gonna
show you guys these shoes and oh I can't switch
it mid Well that's dumb. Okay, So there's gonna be
two videos. Actually, no, I'm just gonna take a picture
of them. Gonna put the video with the picture. So
there's that. Okay, stop recording, or we can just do
this boom about a boom. There we go. There's gonna
be two videos. Now look at these actually have souls,
and the beauty about these is, you know, sometimes Chuck
Taylor's can really fucking hurt your feet. These things, it's
like walking on air. These are the hikers. So if
you haven't seen them, you'll see them on the Patreon. Okay,
now let's post this on the Patreon. See what kind
of exclusive content you guys get on the Patreon. All right,
So boom video boom Okay, okay, shoes. All right. I
know this is very very exciting content for people that
do not have the Patreon, but it is what it is. Okay,
So we'll put the other video up. We'll put the
other video up. Okay, that one's posted. Okay, okay, now
we go video the shoes. Okay, boom bim bim there
it is. So these Nike fucking hikers stay awesome. I
highly recommend them. So what are we talking about tonight?
I know I was teasing a sum Bitch show. I
don't know how much of us say about the sum bitch.
I can't give you the backstory because I'm working on
stuff for the backstory. I have an idea for the backstory,
and that is going to actually be part of a
pitch for some kind of show or movie or whatever.
So I can't give away the backstory. So we'll talk
about some bitch another day. But he's sitting up there
being all fucking judge. But I figure this is perfect
timing to talk about the Rock and Roll Hall of
Fame and my opinions that nobody gives a fuck about
and are probably going to be pretty damn you know,
like most rock and roll fans are have, so to speak.
So they did announce the inductees Bad Company, Joe Cocker,
Chubby Checker, Cindy Lapper, Outcast, Soundgarden, the Whites Musical Influence Award,
Sultan Peppa were in Zevon Musical Excellence Award, Tom Bell,
Nikki Hopkins, Carol Ka and the On met Erdigan Award.
Lenny war Wronker, no idea. Who the fuck Lenny Warwonker
is now bad company deserving? Chubby Checker can't believe he's
not there already. Joe Cocker can't believe he's not there already.
Cindy Lapper, that was a no brainer. You knew that
they were going to put her in outcast. Why why
he had one song? Oh, I'm sure he had more,
But in my life he had one song. Sound Garden
not a fan. I am not a fan of Soundgarden.
The White Stripes they really had one song? Was that
song Hey Jude? No? Was that song Stairway to Have It? No?
Was that song free Bird? No? Was that song rock
and Roll All Night? No? Is that song a song
that stands the test of time?
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 1: I'm sure a lot of people are going to disagree
with me on that one song. Yes, I realize every
fucking cover band in their grandmother has played it. I
have not, and I refuse to how the fuck the
White Stripes have gotten into the Rock and roll Hall
of Fame this early on one song I did, shows
you how fucking clue is they are. Billy Idol was
snubbed for Outcast and the White Stripes Oasis was scrubbed
for Outcast and the White Stripes variety is just stroking off,
just stroking off. Will there be a Jack White and
Meg White reuni for the White Stripes reunion so they
can play their one song? Intriguing questions? So dumb, so dumb.
Dave Matthews did not get in. Good Billy Idol did
not get in, and that's horseshit. Fish did not get in,
which I'm not a fish guy. I mean unless it's
like breaded and fried, I mean that's delicious. They probably
deserve to be in the rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
Oasis probably deserved being the rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
But now you get into the fact that, well, they
spoke out against it, said they wouldn't show up. But
I think Liam said, well, maybe if we get in,
I don't know, maybe we go, you know, be a
I don't know. I think so. I'm pretty sure Mariah
Carey rock and roll. No, but she'll end up in there.
She has probably the biggest Christmas song of all time.
And I know y'all pretend to hate it. You don't
hate it. You really love it because it's really a
good song. And I'm not gonna lie. I look forward
to hearing that every Christmas, just like I look forward
to math gravy on my mash potatoes, because you have
to have gravy with your mashed potatoes. There's no such
thing as mash potatoes without gravy. I don't want to
hear about your garlic mash. Hell no, fuck no. And
you're mash potatoes with the skin in it? Who hurts you?
Who hurts you? Mashed potatoes without gravy is like drinking
a beer then all of a sudden, boom, there's no beer.
It's like, hey ah, I'm trying to drink a beer here,
and there's no beer in the beer. Kind of defeats
the purpose. There's no beer in the beer. There's no
gravy with the mashed potatoes. What's wrong with you? I've
been known to sit on gravy like a fine wine
pinky in the air. It's delicious, it's good, yummy. It's
called gravy, nice and thick and creamy. Oh yeah, no
beer in the beer. I really like to drink a beer,
but there's no fucking beer in the beer, so dumb God,
that's fucking delicious. I love a good natty light. The
one thing on this list that I'm actually very excited
about and decited for is the Musical Excellence Award. I
have no fucking idea who Tom Bell or Nicki Hopkins is,
but the fact that Carol Kay is just now getting
into the rock and roll of Hall of Fame. There's
a bunch of horror shit if you do not know
who Carol Kay is. She is one of the most
badass bass players on this planet. To this day. She
is old. She is not a young woman. How old
is Carol Cake? Carolkay? Oh? She played on an estimated
of ten thousand songs. She's ninety years old and she's
still playing the bass. Carol Okay was part of the
Wrecking Crew. If you're listening to this show and you
do not know who the Wrecking Crew is, I may
have to pull you aside and we may have to
have a personal chat. If you're listening to this show,
there's a good chance you know who the Wrecking Crew is.
If you do not, then you are too young, and
God bless you for being here. If you're young, too
young to know who the Wrecking Crew is. But if
you're a music fan, and especially a musician, and you
do not know who the Wrecking Crew is, time to
get some research going crew, Hey, what did they play
on everything? You mean? But no, the band says it's
on the record. It's probably the Wrecking Crew. It's probably
the Wrecking Crew. I mean, yes, obviously there's bands that
play all their own instruments on their records, but there
are a lot of bands that use studio musicians, and
those studio musicians are usually well for a for an era,
I should say, those studios, maybe a couple of ears.
Those studio musicians are the fucking Wrecking Crew. Ten thousand
songs she recorded over a span of sixty five career,
sixty five years. Oh, let's see uh pop sessions? What
songs You've lost? That love and feeling? Acoustic rhythm guitar
on La Bamba, Then he Kissed Me? Oh, Frank Zappa,
Freak Out, Sonny and Cher Sinatra, Simon Garfunkles, Stevie Wonder,
Barbra streisand The Supremes, The Temptations, four Tops, the Monkeys,
the bass on Nancy Sinatra's those boots are made for walking.
That's her beach boys. I mean that, that's just that's
just a scratch on the surface, the baseline and the
Sonny and share the beat goes on. Carol Ka, Oh,
she played a ripper, Well, she played a Fender, but
she played a Gibson ripper as well. All of you
kiss geeks know exactly what I am talking about. So yeah,
Carolka deserves to be in the fucking rock and Roll
Hall of Fame. How she hasn't been up until now
is a bunch of horse shit. Everybody else, yes, bad company,
of course they deserve it. All right, Let's go back
to that fucking article. Salt and Pepper could care less
words Zevon musical influence. Sure, I only know the one
song Godzilla. No, he was Werewolves in London or whatever
the fuck that song is. Chubby Checker can't believe he's
not there. Joe Cocker can't believe he's not there. Cyndi
Lauper Eh outcast, why Sound Garden believe it? Don't like him?
Believe it? White Stripes, why there you go? There is
your use, there is your useless opinion on the Rock
and Roll Hall of Fame that you didn't ask for
and you didn't want, and that nobody's going to fucking
care about. So there is that. I'll try to get
you guys as many shows as I can before the
fucking internet's turned off. Who knows it might be turned
off by the time I wake up. We will see.
All right, hit the music. All right, there you go.
That has been another f podcast. This is going to
be the national show because I have to have one
justin case. Plus, you know, pretty topical. I'll probably decided
to go up on Wednesdays, so I'll probably try to
get another show in for the weekend. Try to give
you guys multiple more shows than that. It is what
it is. Hit Upizzy President dot com. All of the
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I'm gonna fall asleep to that while I still can.
I'm busy, but I lack and tell it make up
for the cock