WEBVTT 1 00:00:15.320 --> 00:00:18.960 You're watching Chewing the Cud. You've missed Kinsman and Mike 2 00:00:19.120 --> 00:00:23.800 benue Road. I've seen the way you've been looking at 3 00:00:23.839 --> 00:00:29.320 those cuffs you behave. Oh hello, welcome to Chewing the Cuds. 4 00:00:29.960 --> 00:00:31.800 I don't trust you. What do you mean don't trust 5 00:00:31.839 --> 00:00:36.359 I really just don't trust you. Don't give me those 6 00:00:36.359 --> 00:00:40.920 innocent looks. I'm innocent, yeah right, I'm innocent until proven guilty. 7 00:00:41.840 --> 00:00:44.200 I believe that if you must. What have you got 8 00:00:44.240 --> 00:00:46.359 for us today, Mike, I don't need to believe. It's 9 00:00:46.359 --> 00:00:48.479 the way the law system works in this country. 10 00:00:48.840 --> 00:00:51.159 But I have a story about how a dead relative 11 00:00:51.159 --> 00:00:52.000 can help you at the bank. 12 00:00:52.560 --> 00:00:56.560 And then I'll get all creative in crafty Queens. Oh okay, 13 00:00:56.759 --> 00:00:58.479 and we're going to have a game to play in 14 00:00:58.520 --> 00:01:01.000 our Game of the week. But it's on screen now. 15 00:01:01.079 --> 00:01:03.719 You can see our social media contact in folk. 16 00:01:04.120 --> 00:01:07.000 Just look for at the cut TV and the names 17 00:01:07.000 --> 00:01:09.239 of people who have bombled into our old Internet go 18 00:01:09.319 --> 00:01:10.280 along the bottom of the screen. 19 00:01:10.640 --> 00:01:20.480 We'll go over to mist and the show is it's 20 00:01:20.480 --> 00:01:26.400 that a bit warm? Well, you said two pods. 21 00:01:26.000 --> 00:01:28.000 Two pods, not two pods, and then just let it 22 00:01:28.079 --> 00:01:29.519 keep running for six weeks. 23 00:01:31.000 --> 00:01:36.519 Tank into one cup. Well, I wanted you to be sustained. 24 00:01:37.680 --> 00:01:40.760 You found your stories yet I have. Could you tell 25 00:01:40.799 --> 00:01:45.239 her it was storing? Yes, so the first story we 26 00:01:45.359 --> 00:01:50.959 have about that long store warts celebrity been around for 27 00:01:51.120 --> 00:01:54.159 eight absolutely ages and really garnered a lots of respect. 28 00:01:54.280 --> 00:01:58.439 Jojo s okay, Yeah, why do I why do I 29 00:01:58.439 --> 00:02:01.519 sense that you're not a Jesse? I mean, who is she? 30 00:02:01.920 --> 00:02:07.640 She's family, she's family. You related to Joe Juicy Wang? Yes, 31 00:02:08.000 --> 00:02:10.680 I know, she's one of ours. Yeah, so I suppose 32 00:02:10.680 --> 00:02:15.199 we should. We'll give her some time. With some time, Well, 33 00:02:15.520 --> 00:02:22.759 I'm about to so she's going into pop music and 34 00:02:23.120 --> 00:02:27.759 entering well you know when a child star is never 35 00:02:27.800 --> 00:02:31.319 toably wanting to get a longer career and grow up 36 00:02:31.360 --> 00:02:34.960 a little bit. So they start doing oh I'm so 37 00:02:35.000 --> 00:02:39.039 sexy and off that. Yeah, not porn, but you know, 38 00:02:39.280 --> 00:02:41.919 just trying to be a bit salacious and sexy and oh, 39 00:02:41.960 --> 00:02:45.199 I've gone off all off the rails. She's doing that 40 00:02:45.360 --> 00:02:48.280 because I've actually gone off the rails. I don't think 41 00:02:48.280 --> 00:02:50.759 Brittany was putting it on. I don't think Brittany was 42 00:02:50.759 --> 00:02:53.240 putting it on. And I think the way Miley Cyrus 43 00:02:53.479 --> 00:02:56.000 was hyper sexualized and had a bit of a bite 44 00:02:56.120 --> 00:02:58.719 to it to say, how dare you say? I can't? 45 00:02:59.479 --> 00:03:02.919 And she's deaf following that mold. Ok, but it's Jojo see. 46 00:03:03.159 --> 00:03:06.599 So they're still kind of like she's putting on like 47 00:03:06.960 --> 00:03:10.280 do you remember the band Kiss, I'm aware of Kiss. Yeah, 48 00:03:10.319 --> 00:03:12.280 So she's doing all that makeup and stuff like that, 49 00:03:12.319 --> 00:03:14.599 but still got there. There we go, look at her 50 00:03:15.080 --> 00:03:18.240 with all the hair are still done up though, and 51 00:03:18.319 --> 00:03:23.039 it's just it's very much drawn on. She's happy, that's 52 00:03:23.039 --> 00:03:27.159 what matters. Yeah, I suppose I give her that, but 53 00:03:28.439 --> 00:03:31.479 she's I think probably what irritated me about it is 54 00:03:31.479 --> 00:03:36.599 because as part of this era after releasing Karma, which 55 00:03:36.680 --> 00:03:40.240 is a big song that she's done the video for 56 00:03:40.319 --> 00:03:43.039 that's full of hyper sexuality in terms of trying to 57 00:03:43.479 --> 00:03:49.159 kiss girls, which okay, great lesbianism, lovely, but it's they're 58 00:03:49.199 --> 00:03:52.639 not quite kissing. So it's a bit more feels feels 59 00:03:52.639 --> 00:03:55.080 more like straight titilation rather than gay rights. 60 00:03:55.240 --> 00:04:00.479 It's more alongalis of too Yeah, lesbians, I love, we're 61 00:04:00.479 --> 00:04:01.680 just stroking each other gently. 62 00:04:02.000 --> 00:04:07.800 It feels less for the community and more about selling. Basically. Yeah, 63 00:04:07.840 --> 00:04:09.960 that's how it feels to me, and what's really capped 64 00:04:10.000 --> 00:04:11.240 it for me where I've got a bit of a 65 00:04:12.159 --> 00:04:18.959 she's saying that she's the inventor of gay pop. Someone 66 00:04:19.040 --> 00:04:23.639 get Kylie on the phone, a rasier, you know, maybe 67 00:04:24.040 --> 00:04:26.279 maybe they might want to have a word for a 68 00:04:26.319 --> 00:04:30.319 pet shop boys. Yeah, I mean, even going further back, 69 00:04:30.360 --> 00:04:34.199 really goes to Hollywood. Yeah, Noel Coward. Could Noel Coward 70 00:04:34.199 --> 00:04:36.240 give give her a little bit of a call. Well no, 71 00:04:36.360 --> 00:04:40.199 he did quite some time, well, you know, on the Ruezia. 72 00:04:40.800 --> 00:04:44.680 But she's also getting into beef with other people who, 73 00:04:44.959 --> 00:04:47.839 honestly I don't know who the hell they are. A 74 00:04:47.879 --> 00:04:52.120 sixteen year old rapper called Little Tay, Little Tay Little 75 00:04:52.279 --> 00:04:54.720 do you know who Little Tay? I have no idea who. 76 00:04:54.720 --> 00:04:58.279 Little Tay is, a quite young rapper. Apparently she doesn't 77 00:04:58.319 --> 00:05:02.879 have any idea about who Jojo See where is either. 78 00:05:02.759 --> 00:05:10.120 Well it's well yeah, apparently there's some backup it. 79 00:05:10.199 --> 00:05:13.319 Honestly, it's just really tedious. You could if you look 80 00:05:13.360 --> 00:05:16.360 at Twitter rather the next yes. 81 00:05:16.519 --> 00:05:18.680 Will continue to dead name it until Elon Musk stopped 82 00:05:18.680 --> 00:05:19.560 dead naming other people. 83 00:05:20.079 --> 00:05:23.399 Mm hmm. So yeah, they're arguing back and forth and 84 00:05:23.439 --> 00:05:29.240 it's just all very I mean, apparently karma is not. 85 00:05:30.519 --> 00:05:34.079 Apparently one of Miless Cyrus's refuse songs. 86 00:05:34.720 --> 00:05:39.519 Refused something like refuse. I'm here to be a song 87 00:05:39.560 --> 00:05:40.279 you are refuse. 88 00:05:41.600 --> 00:05:44.240 Well, it didn't make the cut for Miley, so JoJo's 89 00:05:44.240 --> 00:05:47.480 taking up. Apparently there's another version of it by somebody 90 00:05:47.480 --> 00:05:51.240 called Britt Smith. They had an unreleased version of it, 91 00:05:51.319 --> 00:05:55.399 and now they've released that version and that's out selling JoJo's. 92 00:05:56.839 --> 00:06:02.079 Let's move on from that and go on the dor 93 00:06:02.240 --> 00:06:06.319 pre Full fashion show. Okay, now it's a bit of 94 00:06:06.319 --> 00:06:08.079 a step change for you, is little. 95 00:06:08.439 --> 00:06:11.199 Well, I'm very fashionable, says the man who before we 96 00:06:11.279 --> 00:06:13.680 came on said I should wear my other outfit, but 97 00:06:13.800 --> 00:06:15.040 the other one is all black. 98 00:06:18.399 --> 00:06:20.680 There is a difference, and if you understood fashion, you 99 00:06:20.720 --> 00:06:21.800 would understand. 100 00:06:22.480 --> 00:06:25.519 The ninety nine point you're wearing now an all black 101 00:06:26.439 --> 00:06:30.839 or wagon color sat there like Joseph is technical dream coat. 102 00:06:31.279 --> 00:06:34.920 There's a technical difference, and yes, just don't appreciate these 103 00:06:34.959 --> 00:06:39.160 things anyway. Sometimes it's not about the fashion at these events. 104 00:06:39.399 --> 00:06:42.040 It's more about who's sitting on the front row. Okay, 105 00:06:42.879 --> 00:06:46.680 and sitting on the front row this year we have 106 00:06:47.600 --> 00:06:53.600 felt No, they're dead interesting, it would be interesting. No, 107 00:06:53.680 --> 00:06:58.839 it's an actress, know me, what's no idea that lady there? 108 00:06:58.959 --> 00:07:03.319 Oh no, I watched it. Yeah, yeah, out. It's not 109 00:07:03.519 --> 00:07:07.160 just that Nami Watts is there, is that she's also 110 00:07:07.199 --> 00:07:13.519 brought along her daughter, Okay, Kai Schreber now Kai Schreeber 111 00:07:14.000 --> 00:07:20.600 is a transsexual, and she brought her along to sit 112 00:07:20.680 --> 00:07:23.680 on the front row of the fashion show and was 113 00:07:23.879 --> 00:07:28.519 visibly beaming to support Kai being there. And they've been 114 00:07:28.560 --> 00:07:32.319 supportive of all the way through their journey. Their father 115 00:07:33.240 --> 00:07:38.399 is Leave Schreiber, that Turin director. Honestly, I do think 116 00:07:38.439 --> 00:07:42.759 that he's possibly topped the taking the daughter out to 117 00:07:42.920 --> 00:07:46.160 great events back when they were eight rather than they're 118 00:07:46.199 --> 00:07:48.839 fifteen years old now. Okay, back when they were eight, 119 00:07:49.120 --> 00:07:53.000 they took Kai to comic Con dressed as Harley Quinn 120 00:07:53.040 --> 00:07:56.519 from Batman. Okay, so even at that young age, supporting 121 00:07:56.600 --> 00:07:59.000 like dress up, however, you want to be in and 122 00:08:00.319 --> 00:08:00.839 work along. 123 00:08:01.639 --> 00:08:05.839 So you've just you've gone very over here, You've gone 124 00:08:05.920 --> 00:08:06.639 very over here. 125 00:08:07.360 --> 00:08:09.319 It's just a bit I just want to make way 126 00:08:09.399 --> 00:08:11.079 for the picture. You don't need to make way for 127 00:08:11.120 --> 00:08:16.240 the picture. It's a wide angle. It's not that white 128 00:08:17.680 --> 00:08:23.279 wireless before. But yes, it's they're very a couple of 129 00:08:23.360 --> 00:08:29.680 very supportive parents, lovely debuting their daughter beautiful and they 130 00:08:29.720 --> 00:08:31.600 have debut debutante balls anymore. 131 00:08:34.039 --> 00:08:36.480 Well, they do still have a debute thing, but it's 132 00:08:36.480 --> 00:08:39.120 not as big coming out. 133 00:08:39.159 --> 00:08:46.720 We kind of still your Yeah, so it's that coming 134 00:08:46.720 --> 00:08:47.440 out balls and stuff. 135 00:08:47.440 --> 00:08:49.240 It kind of fades off, but it's still it's still done, 136 00:08:49.320 --> 00:08:50.559 like finishing school still exists. 137 00:08:50.879 --> 00:08:55.559 But it's just it's just nice to see supportive. And 138 00:08:55.600 --> 00:08:58.039 they're not even together anymore. They split up quite a while, 139 00:08:58.039 --> 00:09:04.759 but cold parenting. Yeah, so even better. Last, but not least, 140 00:09:05.919 --> 00:09:10.200 Billie Eilish, she's a bad guy. She is a bad guy. 141 00:09:10.559 --> 00:09:15.279 She's going to be coming out with her third studio album, 142 00:09:15.679 --> 00:09:20.240 We Do Like h Well, it's due for release on 143 00:09:20.240 --> 00:09:22.559 the seventeenth of May, but she's like trying to keep 144 00:09:22.600 --> 00:09:25.120 it quite hush hush and not try to release any 145 00:09:25.159 --> 00:09:30.360 singles beforehand. Okay, and last November she kind of put 146 00:09:30.399 --> 00:09:34.120 it out there that she's one of us, I believe, 147 00:09:34.159 --> 00:09:40.279 she said, I thought it was obvious, Yeah, she said, yeah. 148 00:09:40.480 --> 00:09:44.080 She said that physically she's attracted to women, but she's 149 00:09:44.080 --> 00:09:47.360 so intimidated by them and their beauty and their presence, 150 00:09:47.879 --> 00:09:50.440 and she just didn't realize that people didn't know I 151 00:09:50.600 --> 00:09:56.720 like a presence. So she's been at Coachella, okay, and 152 00:09:57.240 --> 00:10:00.399 trialing some of this new music, and of course somebody 153 00:10:00.399 --> 00:10:02.840 in the audience has recorded it and released it. So 154 00:10:03.159 --> 00:10:04.799 whether she wants to keep it under wraps or not, 155 00:10:04.960 --> 00:10:05.879 that's not going to happen. 156 00:10:06.360 --> 00:10:09.000 I think that's a very clever way of releasing music 157 00:10:09.240 --> 00:10:13.519 because Madonna did that. I don't want anybody to download 158 00:10:13.519 --> 00:10:15.399 this song and released it and let people download it, 159 00:10:16.120 --> 00:10:17.720 then had abuse in the middle of the song. 160 00:10:19.159 --> 00:10:23.000 Well, if people were confused about her being a lesbian, 161 00:10:24.679 --> 00:10:29.799 they won't be after this next track. It's called lunch okay, 162 00:10:29.919 --> 00:10:33.159 and I would read out what the lyrics are. Read 163 00:10:33.159 --> 00:10:35.080 out the lyrics. No, I'm not going to they are 164 00:10:35.200 --> 00:10:39.879 actually filthy. They're filthy, are the lyrics. 165 00:10:40.279 --> 00:10:43.200 They're just I could eat that girl for lunch as 166 00:10:43.200 --> 00:10:45.919 she dances on my tongue, tastes like she might be 167 00:10:45.960 --> 00:10:48.399 the one, and if I can never get enough, I 168 00:10:48.399 --> 00:10:49.840 could buy her so much stuff. 169 00:10:49.960 --> 00:10:57.159 It's graving, not a crush. That's quite sweets. It's very explicit. 170 00:10:57.799 --> 00:11:00.720 It's not saying I want to stick me f leminge 171 00:11:00.720 --> 00:11:01.879 and rummage around. 172 00:11:01.559 --> 00:11:05.120 Like that's exactly what it's saying. No, it's she said 173 00:11:05.120 --> 00:11:10.639 I could, I could, So it's got the parent I could. 174 00:11:11.320 --> 00:11:13.279 That's what makes it romance. Why have you got the 175 00:11:13.279 --> 00:11:19.200 BBC news on here? Oh that's not the BBC and 176 00:11:19.240 --> 00:11:21.559 that's the end of the show Bus News. Thanks Mike 177 00:11:22.960 --> 00:11:27.600 stick around. I don't even think that's possible. Behave when 178 00:11:27.639 --> 00:11:30.759 you're going to ruin my browser history. This is your 179 00:11:30.799 --> 00:11:33.960 browser restaurant, looking at stick around as Next, it's Mike 180 00:11:34.039 --> 00:11:46.759 in the Buzz. You're watching Chewing the Card with mister 181 00:11:46.759 --> 00:11:50.639 and Mike. Now let's go into the dank, poorly lit, 182 00:11:50.799 --> 00:11:54.240 disgusting parts of the web where Mike likes to go 183 00:11:54.320 --> 00:11:56.919 rummaging around. It's Mike and the Buzz. 184 00:12:05.759 --> 00:12:07.360 Sorry, I was I was honest. Should we say a 185 00:12:07.399 --> 00:12:08.600 social networking application. 186 00:12:09.799 --> 00:12:11.919 I know exactly what you were up to. What do 187 00:12:11.919 --> 00:12:15.080 you think I was up to? Filth? Not quite filth, 188 00:12:15.399 --> 00:12:17.080 arranging film arranging filth. 189 00:12:17.200 --> 00:12:19.759 Because because like it or not, Grinder is here as 190 00:12:19.799 --> 00:12:21.559 part of our lives. 191 00:12:21.840 --> 00:12:24.480 Well for those of us who have success with it. Yes, 192 00:12:25.399 --> 00:12:28.519 what do you define as success as in getting your 193 00:12:28.600 --> 00:12:31.360 rocks off? Yeah? Your own watching. 194 00:12:31.639 --> 00:12:36.080 Anyway, Grinder is trying to move away from its somewhat 195 00:12:36.440 --> 00:12:39.360 s a baser level and tried to become more of 196 00:12:39.639 --> 00:12:40.399 a community. 197 00:12:42.399 --> 00:12:45.039 Okay, isn't it just about gang bangs? 198 00:12:46.320 --> 00:12:48.360 So Grinder back of it wasn't a hook up ap 199 00:12:49.120 --> 00:12:52.559 It actually started off as a finding local people and 200 00:12:52.679 --> 00:12:54.679 it's aiming at relationships as well. 201 00:12:54.720 --> 00:12:57.039 Why the hell did they call it grinder? That's really 202 00:12:57.039 --> 00:12:59.360 only going to be one thing unless you're into metal work. 203 00:13:00.960 --> 00:13:04.480 Yeah, well it got should we say, we took the 204 00:13:04.559 --> 00:13:06.120 name and went we're going to make it this as 205 00:13:06.120 --> 00:13:09.120 a community at large and destroyed actual dating. 206 00:13:09.200 --> 00:13:18.159 Talk about nominative determinism. Are your middle name is anyway? Fisted? 207 00:13:19.159 --> 00:13:23.480 So they bring out something that they're calling gighborhoods. 208 00:13:24.519 --> 00:13:27.759 Okay, okay, So on Grinded they have the app way, 209 00:13:28.159 --> 00:13:30.159 the thing where you can change the location. Say I'm 210 00:13:30.279 --> 00:13:33.159 going to be going to I don't know, let's say 211 00:13:33.600 --> 00:13:36.200 somewhere in France, and you can have a look at 212 00:13:36.200 --> 00:13:37.279 the people around France and. 213 00:13:37.240 --> 00:13:39.480 Go, do I still want to traveler? Is the talent? 214 00:13:39.559 --> 00:13:43.519 Can I get laid? But it doesn't show you there? Mkay? 215 00:13:43.799 --> 00:13:45.039 Well what they want to do is do more of 216 00:13:45.080 --> 00:13:47.320 a If you change a location to there, it will 217 00:13:47.320 --> 00:13:48.559 show you at that location as well. 218 00:13:48.600 --> 00:13:51.360 So a bit like Google Maps with cock, a bit. 219 00:13:51.200 --> 00:13:54.120 Like Google Maps with cock, a bit like scruff have 220 00:13:54.200 --> 00:13:56.360 been doing for years with the whole I'm visiting this 221 00:13:56.480 --> 00:13:59.799 place right, but like other apps, let you do anyway, 222 00:14:00.240 --> 00:14:03.000 just going on that band Dragon now, okay, because they 223 00:14:03.000 --> 00:14:05.279 think that they if they let you see people at 224 00:14:05.279 --> 00:14:07.600 all the locations, it's going to help you build relationships 225 00:14:07.600 --> 00:14:09.159 with people in different parts of the world with different 226 00:14:09.200 --> 00:14:12.840 viewpoints and make it more of a community based app. Okay, 227 00:14:13.600 --> 00:14:15.600 I'm just going to get dick from other parts of 228 00:14:15.600 --> 00:14:18.480 the country. I'm going to deciding where I'm going on 229 00:14:18.519 --> 00:14:19.320 holiday based. 230 00:14:19.120 --> 00:14:22.320 On what I can get. Way only used going to 231 00:14:22.399 --> 00:14:24.519 when I'm traveling. I don't use it at home anymore. 232 00:14:24.600 --> 00:14:30.000 That's not for years completed Manchester. It's not Pokemon Go, 233 00:14:30.200 --> 00:14:38.120 you know, Pokemon Gay pokem Gay. It is helps you 234 00:14:38.159 --> 00:14:41.080 get your steps in. It's its location at geospace. Sometimes 235 00:14:41.120 --> 00:14:44.240 you have to swipe a lot. I'm not going to 236 00:14:44.240 --> 00:14:50.000 wait the screen let's say a screen aggressive fingering. But yeah, 237 00:14:50.080 --> 00:15:00.720 they're moving much toward Oh sorry, use loop. 238 00:15:02.120 --> 00:15:04.799 But it's like they're trying to move away from just 239 00:15:04.840 --> 00:15:08.440 this thereedy underbelly that they have and go much towards 240 00:15:08.480 --> 00:15:09.399 like creating a space. 241 00:15:09.519 --> 00:15:12.600 It's not really an underbelly, is it. It's the bold 242 00:15:12.679 --> 00:15:15.240 bear face brass of it, isn't it exactly? I mean 243 00:15:15.279 --> 00:15:20.759 that the image is a mask. Actually, now I look 244 00:15:20.799 --> 00:15:24.799 at it, it does look like it looks it looks 245 00:15:24.879 --> 00:15:29.559 like Groot in a sex dungeon. I am group, I 246 00:15:29.639 --> 00:15:40.159 am Groot, I am groop. It's very niche porn. But 247 00:15:40.799 --> 00:15:42.879 so you never have to I never have a problem 248 00:15:42.919 --> 00:15:50.240 with getting wood for you. Sorry, don't worry. 249 00:15:50.279 --> 00:15:54.600 Moving quite on. Do you know what shooty bump pain 250 00:15:54.759 --> 00:16:02.759 is m an indelicate lover. 251 00:16:03.720 --> 00:16:08.679 No, So it's described as a sudden cramping mhm. Okay, 252 00:16:09.440 --> 00:16:13.600 and like a severe like jabby pain. Okay that everyone 253 00:16:13.600 --> 00:16:19.360 can get, okay, not just the case and days, right. 254 00:16:19.320 --> 00:16:22.080 But that happens to me when I see somebody like 255 00:16:22.320 --> 00:16:24.600 you know, when you see something you really really like 256 00:16:24.840 --> 00:16:27.159 and your botbom twitches. M h. 257 00:16:28.840 --> 00:16:39.000 It's it's not twitching, it's winking, well for you, winking. 258 00:16:39.600 --> 00:16:46.240 So doctor Sunge from all Right has basically said that 259 00:16:46.840 --> 00:16:48.120 what is called the the pain. 260 00:16:48.000 --> 00:16:49.960 In the pool pipe, the pain in the pool pipe, 261 00:16:49.960 --> 00:16:52.679 the pain in the pool pipepe pain is called a 262 00:16:52.799 --> 00:17:01.320 prox lager, flu lex, proc log poo flex, Yeah, putroctal. 263 00:17:03.000 --> 00:17:06.319 Physical pain in the ass. I've met some pains in 264 00:17:06.359 --> 00:17:06.880 the ass. 265 00:17:07.119 --> 00:17:09.839 A physical pain in the ass, not just someone right, 266 00:17:10.240 --> 00:17:12.000 and you get a shooting pain in the backside, it's 267 00:17:12.039 --> 00:17:17.039 actually the inside sphincter spasming very quickly and he causes 268 00:17:17.119 --> 00:17:19.920 a pain sensation. And so he says is if you 269 00:17:20.119 --> 00:17:23.000 ever are having a sudden, sharp, shooting pain in your 270 00:17:23.000 --> 00:17:27.279 bottom and your trousers are on, the key thing to 271 00:17:27.440 --> 00:17:31.880 is relax. Okay, maybe give your bottom a bit of 272 00:17:31.880 --> 00:17:35.400 a massage to try and relax the muscles within. 273 00:17:36.119 --> 00:17:41.480 What's with the face. I don't really needed the excuse 274 00:17:41.680 --> 00:17:42.400 to just. 275 00:17:43.000 --> 00:17:45.359 Grab your ars in public. You're not talking about just 276 00:17:45.400 --> 00:17:47.839 grabbing your mum cheeks and giving it a felt. It says, 277 00:17:47.880 --> 00:17:52.480 give it a massage. It's a sphincter muscle that needs 278 00:17:52.480 --> 00:17:53.200 a massage. 279 00:17:54.079 --> 00:18:03.920 You've done that before, forty one I've done. No, I haven't. 280 00:18:04.039 --> 00:18:08.960 That's a lie. Well, yeah, I thought that was a 281 00:18:08.960 --> 00:18:10.079 great little. 282 00:18:09.799 --> 00:18:11.519 Bit of information that if you do just get a 283 00:18:11.519 --> 00:18:15.200 sudden pain in your bomb, it's nothing you've done. It's 284 00:18:15.279 --> 00:18:18.720 just a random spasm of a muscle. It reminds me 285 00:18:18.759 --> 00:18:23.240 of an old old friend. No, no, who's the Scottish 286 00:18:23.279 --> 00:18:28.799 comedian forgot his name. He's got to and he's losing 287 00:18:28.839 --> 00:18:29.759 his mind at the moment. 288 00:18:30.119 --> 00:18:33.519 Billy Connelly. Billy Connelly reminds me of Billy Connelly's Itchy 289 00:18:33.559 --> 00:18:37.599 Bom sketch okay, where he basically says like, you shouldn't 290 00:18:37.599 --> 00:18:41.119 feel conscious about having an itchy bomb. Whereas if because 291 00:18:41.160 --> 00:18:43.279 you think you're gonna scratch your arse in public, people 292 00:18:43.319 --> 00:18:45.079 are going to look at you, know, lily a bit. 293 00:18:45.480 --> 00:18:47.720 Whereas if you just shout out, I've got an itchy 294 00:18:47.960 --> 00:18:50.039 bum and then just grab it and start scratching away. 295 00:18:51.400 --> 00:18:54.680 It's a very famous sketch, so famous I knew all 296 00:18:54.720 --> 00:18:55.279 about it. 297 00:18:55.480 --> 00:18:57.240 And if you like to shout out in the street 298 00:18:57.319 --> 00:19:00.640 about your itchy areas, feel free not to share it 299 00:19:00.680 --> 00:19:05.039 with us at the TV on social media actually if 300 00:19:05.039 --> 00:19:09.039 your life, because remember he's verse. 301 00:19:11.240 --> 00:19:14.720 It was nicely over to our story of the week. Now. 302 00:19:16.839 --> 00:19:18.079 I have said this a couple of times, and it 303 00:19:18.119 --> 00:19:20.119 may not be noted out there in the real world, 304 00:19:20.119 --> 00:19:23.359 but I recently lost my father, okay, right, And as 305 00:19:23.400 --> 00:19:25.640 I keep telling you, whenever I'm being unreasonable, I am 306 00:19:25.680 --> 00:19:28.880 recently bereft, and so that allows me to get away 307 00:19:28.880 --> 00:19:31.039 with Blue Murder like eighteen eighteen sausag drolls before the 308 00:19:31.079 --> 00:19:36.880 show starts. However, I've missed out on a trick, okay, right, 309 00:19:37.039 --> 00:19:39.440 and this comes courtesy of Rio de Janeiro and a 310 00:19:39.519 --> 00:19:44.119 lady called Erica Viera Nunez Nunez, which I think is 311 00:19:44.160 --> 00:19:45.279 a beautiful name. 312 00:19:45.880 --> 00:19:46.079 Right. 313 00:19:46.599 --> 00:19:50.319 She went into a local bank right with her uncle 314 00:19:50.880 --> 00:19:53.720 in a wheelchair, right, and he wanted to take out 315 00:19:53.720 --> 00:19:56.559 a loan for seventeen thousand, about two and a half 316 00:19:56.559 --> 00:20:01.720 grand okay, okay. The the bank tellers were a bit 317 00:20:01.880 --> 00:20:04.720 concerned that, you know, the uncle wasn't all with it, 318 00:20:04.880 --> 00:20:06.480 and she said, going, no, no, if he's a well 319 00:20:06.720 --> 00:20:08.440 you need to go to the hospital uncle, I can 320 00:20:08.440 --> 00:20:10.079 take you now, or just need to sign this paper. 321 00:20:10.119 --> 00:20:12.240 I can take you now. And I noticed he was 322 00:20:12.279 --> 00:20:18.359 being a bit floppy. She didn't weekend at Bernie's. Huh. 323 00:20:18.519 --> 00:20:19.920 He was dead already. 324 00:20:20.119 --> 00:20:22.960 He was already dead, right, And she was trying to 325 00:20:22.960 --> 00:20:25.839 take a loan out in the bank with the dead body. 326 00:20:25.720 --> 00:20:28.279 Who we're not sure whether he was the uncle or not. 327 00:20:29.200 --> 00:20:33.640 How how was she going to fake him signing the docu. 328 00:20:33.720 --> 00:20:36.400 She was helping him with his hand and just move 329 00:20:36.440 --> 00:20:38.319 it there, and she was trying to help him sign it. 330 00:20:39.519 --> 00:20:41.640 But the fact that what was that they alerted to 331 00:20:41.680 --> 00:20:44.799 the fact was the fact that the gentleman kept doing 332 00:20:44.799 --> 00:20:50.519 this and collapsing and she had to physically bring him 333 00:20:50.559 --> 00:20:51.119 up and put his. 334 00:20:51.119 --> 00:20:58.559 Head forward and he wasn't speaking. So yeah, I don't 335 00:20:58.599 --> 00:20:59.759 know what to say about that. 336 00:21:00.079 --> 00:21:07.599 Police were called, she was arrested and charged for the nicest, beautiful, 337 00:21:07.680 --> 00:21:11.200 most wonderful sounding charge in the history of police enforcement. 338 00:21:11.519 --> 00:21:15.880 Charged for vilification of a corpse. Vilification. 339 00:21:16.039 --> 00:21:21.400 Vilification, So making the corpse do something illegal is apparently 340 00:21:21.440 --> 00:21:25.000 a crime in Rio dijon Era, which I thought was 341 00:21:25.039 --> 00:21:26.200 a brilliant. 342 00:21:25.759 --> 00:21:30.680 Phrase, But it also means that it's been done long before, 343 00:21:32.319 --> 00:21:33.240 like a corpse. 344 00:21:33.440 --> 00:21:36.960 Obviously they've set up a law because corpses are used 345 00:21:37.000 --> 00:21:37.839 to commit. 346 00:21:37.640 --> 00:21:38.880 Crimes all the time. 347 00:21:39.920 --> 00:21:43.720 The vilification of a corpse, I thought that was a 348 00:21:43.720 --> 00:21:44.400 brilliant thing. 349 00:21:44.920 --> 00:21:47.599 It's a beautiful turn of phrase, but also makes me 350 00:21:47.720 --> 00:21:53.200 very worried about ever going to Rio. Why because there's 351 00:21:53.240 --> 00:21:56.720 just obviously lots of criminal corpses running around, not running 352 00:21:56.720 --> 00:22:00.240 around be pushed around the wilchair. If it was a thing, right, 353 00:22:00.240 --> 00:22:02.039 it wouldn't really be a cops it would be a zombie. 354 00:22:02.400 --> 00:22:05.680 Well that would still count. It'd still be a corpse 355 00:22:05.680 --> 00:22:09.160 committing crimes, especially if they're nibbling away at people. Qualification 356 00:22:09.240 --> 00:22:11.559 of a corpse. I thought was a beautiful phrase. And 357 00:22:11.599 --> 00:22:13.319 this is something you wanted to get away with with 358 00:22:13.400 --> 00:22:16.680 your own father. I've known about it. I might have 359 00:22:16.680 --> 00:22:21.799 had a go. You didn't get on with him. 360 00:22:23.039 --> 00:22:24.160 I didn't have a problem with him. He had a 361 00:22:24.160 --> 00:22:25.880 problem with me because he wasn't a fan of the case. 362 00:22:27.759 --> 00:22:30.240 That's a hare issue. If I'd known that, that would 363 00:22:30.240 --> 00:22:31.920 have made my interaction with the hallifat's a little bit 364 00:22:31.920 --> 00:22:36.279 more interesting with a to close down my father's account 365 00:22:36.319 --> 00:22:36.960 is here. 366 00:22:42.240 --> 00:22:44.880 To start. It doesn't need to sidefi if anyone in 367 00:22:44.960 --> 00:22:47.960 the bank account. Well that's all from the bus this week. 368 00:22:49.279 --> 00:22:52.839 Thank you, Mike. Just and sometimes don't know the kind 369 00:22:52.880 --> 00:22:55.920 of depth that you'll problem to anyway, you've not been 370 00:22:55.960 --> 00:23:00.519 on my grinder. Oh I actually talking about that anyway. 371 00:23:00.759 --> 00:23:03.599 Stick around as we have coming up our game to 372 00:23:03.680 --> 00:23:16.440 playing game of the week. Welcome back, and yes you 373 00:23:16.480 --> 00:23:20.079 are watching Chewing the Cuds. We're going to play around 374 00:23:20.160 --> 00:23:23.400 of lazy Susan's question Roulette, And this one is for 375 00:23:23.440 --> 00:23:25.640 the man who was asked once not to do the 376 00:23:25.680 --> 00:23:29.759 macarine and naked, but insisted the shopping center enjoy it. 377 00:23:29.759 --> 00:23:39.599 It's you, Mike off your shop. Its library day of 378 00:23:40.119 --> 00:23:47.160 the week. Okay, Mike's got out his lazy Susan and 379 00:23:47.200 --> 00:23:48.680 he's ready to give it a spin. 380 00:23:49.119 --> 00:23:52.400 I have a section of questions. Mm hmmm, lazy Susan stops. 381 00:23:52.960 --> 00:23:54.319 We'll get a question to ask. 382 00:23:54.240 --> 00:23:58.519 You if you spin it that quickly. It's just okay, movies. Oh, 383 00:23:59.559 --> 00:24:02.000 I'm quite I did go to film school, so I 384 00:24:02.000 --> 00:24:05.079 should be quite good at movies. Sucking off a teacher. 385 00:24:05.680 --> 00:24:10.440 Okay, the question is in film? Who directed the film 386 00:24:10.559 --> 00:24:13.039 Gone with the Wind? 387 00:24:12.200 --> 00:24:19.240 Gone with the Wind? I don't know, actually, no, not clue. 388 00:24:20.559 --> 00:24:23.160 Think about think about song with a hefty. 389 00:24:22.880 --> 00:24:28.519 Cough, Wheezy McFadden, No, Victor Fleming. 390 00:24:29.079 --> 00:24:34.480 Ooh ooh, that's quite revolting. 391 00:24:34.519 --> 00:24:38.720 That is, you know, not everybody thinks. Not everything we 392 00:24:38.799 --> 00:24:40.480 have in the show revolves around the same phrase. 393 00:24:42.720 --> 00:24:45.680 But you know, you like to be consistent. Music. Music, 394 00:24:45.920 --> 00:24:51.599 it makes the people come together. Porter's head does that 395 00:24:51.640 --> 00:24:57.359 for me? What Porter said, great, great background music for 396 00:24:57.359 --> 00:24:58.440 when you're working a shag. 397 00:25:00.079 --> 00:25:03.279 Okay, what is the name of the singer who sings 398 00:25:03.279 --> 00:25:07.880 the song sexy back, sexy back, sexy back. 399 00:25:10.759 --> 00:25:19.400 Like me? Justin Timberlake. Why do you listen to the gallery? 400 00:25:20.839 --> 00:25:25.359 Because they're right? They are. I wasn't just in Timberlake's 401 00:25:25.400 --> 00:25:30.519