Speaker 1: Hey, Jesse Kelly Shall final hour of the Jesse Kelly
Speaker 1: Shall On a Magnificent Friday, with questions on everything from
Speaker 1: rounding up the legals to why doesn't Chris talk to
Speaker 1: dudes using chapstick? All that and so much more coming
Speaker 1: up on the final hour of the world famous Jesse
Speaker 1: Kelly's Show. Before I get to that, this is a
Speaker 1: it's from a local news, but I think it's probably is.
Speaker 1: This is a Michigan This was at school board meeting.
Speaker 1: You know, Luisa, what however you say his name, Mangionia
Speaker 1: or whatever. The dude who on camera shot the United
Speaker 1: Healthcare guy killed him? Listen, fortunate for you. I'm no Luigi.
Speaker 2: But to some discrintled team with his or her father's pistol, rifle,
Speaker 2: any of the other things you prefer in schools other
Speaker 2: than rainbow flegs.
Speaker 3: You might be at Ryan Thompson, thank you.
Speaker 4: I'lly day can't kill you.
Speaker 1: Know, you don't always have your life threatened right here,
Speaker 1: and that guy, Ian Seman, he absolutely just did threaten
Speaker 1: my life. Seeman did threaten his life. And initially I
Speaker 1: was going to go on a long, on a long
Speaker 1: rant about the violence of communists, but I think we
Speaker 1: can all understand that mister Semen has probably had a
Speaker 1: pretty tough time in school. I would imagine. I try
Speaker 1: to think back to my time in school. Did I
Speaker 1: ever tell you I got deep panted when I was
Speaker 1: a freshman one time in high school? Yeah? It was terrible, Chris,
Speaker 1: it was terrible. They actually liked me. It was the seniors.
Speaker 1: But we had this long, long haul and we creatively
Speaker 1: had named it long Haul. And I was standing in
Speaker 1: the middle of it and everyone was there, and the
Speaker 1: seniors came out and they deep pantsed me real quick.
Speaker 1: Don't worry. I pulled him up. For anybody saw anything.
Speaker 1: It was fire. I no big deal. But high school
Speaker 1: can be a really beautiful or brutal beautiful I was
Speaker 1: gonna say, but it could be a really brutal place.
Speaker 1: I just imagine it's probably been tough for mister Seamen.
Speaker 1: I think he's probably been through some probably probably been
Speaker 1: through some things. And keep him in our prayers. Hey, Jesse,
Speaker 1: why does Chris Why doesn't Chris ever talk? Does he
Speaker 1: not want to or do you not let him?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: I've never asked. I mean I don't. I just am
Speaker 1: completely uninterested in his thoughts on the matter. It's it's
Speaker 1: really not on him, it's on me. Does he want to?
Speaker 1: I don't care? I mean, do you care? It's not
Speaker 1: really important to me. Hey, Jesse, Why doesn't ICE go
Speaker 1: to the streets of cities like New York or LA
Speaker 1: and just round up for deportation all the illegals that
Speaker 1: are just hanging around. It seems to me that's what
Speaker 1: up their deportation numbers to the end degree. Okay, well,
Speaker 1: let's talk about why, because that's an important thing, right now,
Speaker 1: Why is it? Why doesn't ICE just show up and
Speaker 1: grab the illegals. Well, we've had to talk before about
Speaker 1: how the culture moving left doesn't really move back right
Speaker 1: as far as it moves left. It's not a pendulum.
Speaker 1: It's more like a ratchet, meaning it just moves left
Speaker 1: and it can never even if it moves back a
Speaker 1: little bit to the right, will never move back as
Speaker 1: far as it once was, and it certainly won't move
Speaker 1: back right in equal amount. Now, why is that? Well,
Speaker 1: let me explain, because we'll all bring it back to
Speaker 1: the cities in illegal immigration. But we haven't had this
Speaker 1: kind of talk in a long time. Before they are
Speaker 1: fighting a revolution, they are trying to destroy everything. And
Speaker 1: every Democrat, even most normy Democrats, they're on board with
Speaker 1: burning everything down. And I know that may sound a
Speaker 1: little harsh, but I'm telling you, anybody who's ever worked
Speaker 1: on a campaign or running for office will know what
Speaker 1: I'm about to say is true. You know what, houses
Speaker 1: never fly the American flag ever. Democrats, if you're running
Speaker 1: for office, like in Arizona, you would want to knock
Speaker 1: on all the doors of the Republicans, obviously, and you
Speaker 1: had a list of who those were, but a lot
Speaker 1: of people register as independents, and then you had to decide,
Speaker 1: because this was in the Republican primary, do I try
Speaker 1: to knock on that door or not? In American flag,
Speaker 1: every single house that flew one you knocked on because
Speaker 1: the chances that person was somewhere on the right were
Speaker 1: about ninety nine percent. Democrats do not fly the American flag.
Speaker 1: Even normy Democrats do not fly the American flag. Why
Speaker 1: don't they fly the American flag Because the Democrat Party
Speaker 1: despises the United States of America. They despise it. They
Speaker 1: think it's an awful place. They've been taught after year
Speaker 1: after year after year, usually by their parents and their
Speaker 1: parents before them, that this place is an awful, horrible place.
Speaker 1: Democrats hate the country. Okay, so what does that do?
Speaker 1: It creates a unity, even though even a party that
Speaker 1: says tearing each other apart as they are, now, do
Speaker 1: we go further left here? Do we do this? They
Speaker 1: may argue about a million things internally, but what they
Speaker 1: all agree on one hundred percent is America sucks. We
Speaker 1: may disagree on how fast we want to burn it
Speaker 1: down or anything like that, but look, America sucks. We
Speaker 1: at least can all agree on that. That's how Democrats think,
Speaker 1: and because that's how they think, they tend to march
Speaker 1: as one most of the time. So if a Democrat
Speaker 1: screws up, pick a screw up, right, pick any kind
Speaker 1: of a screw up you can think of. A million
Speaker 1: Democrats will never, ever, ever, ever dog pile on other
Speaker 1: Democrats who screw up. The right the right loves to
Speaker 1: do this in order to prove its virtue to themselves
Speaker 1: and to the other side. And the well, I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm a reasonable Republican. Well, yeah, don't. I don't think
Speaker 1: he should have spoke that way. I am a little
Speaker 1: bit disappointed. I remember, do you remember this. I'll tell
Speaker 1: you one of the ones I remember most. Nicholas Sandmon.
Speaker 1: You remember his name. He was one of the Covington
Speaker 1: high school kids. He was the one who got famous.
Speaker 1: It was a high school class. They went to Washington,
Speaker 1: d C. There was just a big political protest and
Speaker 1: there was some Indian dude who was a communist activist.
Speaker 1: The communist activist was banging on his Indian drums and
Speaker 1: that's what he did. He's well known for this. He
Speaker 1: sees the Covington kids, he walks up to Nicholas Sandmon.
Speaker 1: Salmon didn't even move, He's just sitting there. He walks
Speaker 1: up to Nicholas Salmon and starts pounding a in his face.
Speaker 1: Nicholas Salmon, he's in high school, right. I don't think
Speaker 1: he is anymore. He's probably in college or something like that.
Speaker 1: But how awkward and unsure of yourself? Were you in
Speaker 1: high school? And if you're in high school, I mean
Speaker 1: you're a little awkward, right. It happens, that's high school.
Speaker 1: It's an awkward moment when you're a high school kid
Speaker 1: and some crazy comy activists comes up and starts beating
Speaker 1: Indian drums in your face. So he kind of just
Speaker 1: stands there, to his credit and kind of gets this
Speaker 1: smirk on his face. It's an awkward moment. He smirks
Speaker 1: a little bit. It ended up going viral. They pretended
Speaker 1: that he was laughing at and mocking at the saintly Indian,
Speaker 1: which of course is a mortal sin here in America.
Speaker 1: And I remember, like it was yesterday, multiple people, not
Speaker 1: on the left, on the right, Well, I mean, he
Speaker 1: really shouldn't be smiling like that. I mean, it does
Speaker 1: look bad when you're gonna smile like that in somebody's face.
Speaker 1: I'm just not very comfortable. The right loves to do this.
Speaker 1: That's why the pendulum is not a pendulum, because when
Speaker 1: the pendulum starts to swing left for any reason, the
Speaker 1: entire Democrat Party, every single human being who votes Democrat
Speaker 1: in this country, will get behind that pendulum and force
Speaker 1: it swinging as far and fast as humanly possible. They
Speaker 1: will gather up, they will lock shields, and they will
Speaker 1: make sure that bad boy swings to the left. And
Speaker 1: then inevitably it will swing too far and it'll start
Speaker 1: swinging back to the right. And the second it starts
Speaker 1: swinging back to the right, half of the American right
Speaker 1: will try to grab it and slow it down because
Speaker 1: that's too well, well not to that's too far. Wait,
Speaker 1: we don't have to be rude. Hold on, that's not
Speaker 1: who we are guys. Wait, we don't want to be
Speaker 1: What about the constitution? However, so our momentum, the pendulum
Speaker 1: that was heading back to the right, it can never
Speaker 1: gather full momentum because half the right is holding it
Speaker 1: down and holding it back. And the half of the
Speaker 1: right that holds it down and holds it back, they
Speaker 1: are convinced one hundred percent of the time that they
Speaker 1: are the good guys in that story. And once they
Speaker 1: slow the pendulum from going too far down, of course
Speaker 1: the entire left. Every Democrat will hop right back on
Speaker 1: it and push it again as far as they can
Speaker 1: to the left. Now, as it pertains the immigration, Democrats
Speaker 1: love foreigners for the same reason all evil tyrants have
Speaker 1: always loved foreigners. Foreigners can be bought cheaply. Foreigners don't
Speaker 1: have loyalty to the country, and when you're trying to
Speaker 1: burn down a country, you really want a lot of
Speaker 1: people who don't have loyalty to the country. Democrats hate
Speaker 1: the country. Foreigners are more than happy to help Democrats
Speaker 1: burn it down. Patriotic citizens are the problem. But the
Speaker 1: problem for US patriotic citizens is our reputation or our representation.
Speaker 1: You see, it's the Republican Party. Democrats will pass law
Speaker 1: after law after law protecting illegals. Republicans. Oklahoma is one
Speaker 1: of the red estates in the Union. James Langford, in
Speaker 1: the final year of Joe Biden's presidency, proposed an amnesty bill.
Speaker 1: That's that's how neutered and lost the Republicans are. It's
Speaker 1: Republicans fault. That's all these laws are in place that
Speaker 1: prevent ice from just going and grabbing an illegal and
Speaker 1: throwing them in a van and sending them back to Guatemala.
Speaker 1: There are all kinds of laws in place, and Republicans
Speaker 1: helped them do it. That's the truth. It is the
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show on a Spectacular Friday and asked doctor
Speaker 1: Jesse Friday, and just because it's Friday, doesn't mean we
Speaker 1: should celebrate a good jobs reports in.
Speaker 4: Big March Jobs Jobs Jobs Report non firm payrolls beats
Speaker 4: estimates two hundred and twenty eight thousand jobs. That would
Speaker 4: be the strongest this year and it would comp to
Speaker 4: three hundred and twenty three thousand and diece of last year.
Speaker 1: How about that, hey, Jesse. If someone doesn't forget the
Speaker 1: Super Bowl or getting together with friends, but doesn't know
Speaker 1: there's a primary or general election approaching, who is running,
Speaker 1: who is better and why, what ballot initiatives should be
Speaker 1: opposed or supported, who's an elected office, and what they're
Speaker 1: doing and more. Don't annoy me with your thanks for
Speaker 1: my service. You do not love my country. This dude
Speaker 1: is upset. Put the dates in your calendar just like
Speaker 1: your friend's birthday. Get ready for it, just like losing
Speaker 1: a few pounds before you put on a bathing suit.
Speaker 1: Your ignorance and neglect tells me more than your words do. Says.
Speaker 1: His name is Trucker Bob. Trucker Bob is upset, and
Speaker 1: we're gonna set aside Trucker Bob's anger for a moment.
Speaker 1: He actually gave a really really great tidbits A. It
Speaker 1: sounds simple, and it is simple. But you you have
Speaker 1: elections coming up. Most people don't know about them, most
Speaker 1: people miss them. The communists will not miss them. The
Speaker 1: communist he lives with a purpose. He's going to show
Speaker 1: up at that election and if you don't, and if
Speaker 1: you don't bring friends, he will win. Go to your
Speaker 1: secretary of state's website. Every state has a secretary of state.
Speaker 1: Go to the secretary of State's website and put them
Speaker 1: in your calendar. They usually have a list a long
Speaker 1: way out ahead of time, a long way out ahead
Speaker 1: of time. And simply put the elections in your calendar
Speaker 1: as a reminder to vote. This is something that depending
Speaker 1: on your technological prowess, this is something it will probably
Speaker 1: take you ten minutes, ten minutes, probably take me twenty
Speaker 1: or thirty minutes. But this you can do on the weekend.
Speaker 1: Maybe the weather's going to suck while you're out this weekend.
Speaker 1: That's ten twenty minutes on your phone. You can do
Speaker 1: it right on your phone, you do it on a computer.
Speaker 1: However you do it. Put that stuff in your calendar.
Speaker 1: And if I may tell friends when they're coming, And
Speaker 1: this is where I have to tell you the hard part.
Speaker 1: Don't be nice about it to your friends. Don't be nonpartisan. Okay,
Speaker 1: this is always harder for the ladies than it is
Speaker 1: for men. His dudes tend to be more direct with
Speaker 1: each other. It's just kind of how we deal with
Speaker 1: each other. Doesn't mean anybody's better or worse. But for me,
Speaker 1: when I'm getting my friends to vote, I will flat
Speaker 1: out tell them, hey, idiot, you better vote today. Hey,
Speaker 1: you want me to come get you, I'll get you.
Speaker 1: I'll take you to the polls, I'll buy you a beer.
Speaker 1: But don't be a moron. You better go out and
Speaker 1: vote today. And I'll tell my friends exactly that pretty
Speaker 1: much forbade him exactly that. I don't expect you, ladies
Speaker 1: who deal with each other different, to call your friends
Speaker 1: morons and idiots. But here's what you also can't do. Hey, ladies,
Speaker 1: love you guys. Anyway, I just wanted to let you
Speaker 1: know that there's a school board election coming up next Tuesday.
Speaker 1: And look, hey, I'm not gonna tell you to vote for.
Speaker 1: I would never tell you to vote for or anything
Speaker 1: like that. And I'm not even really gonna tell you
Speaker 1: that that you have to vote. It's just maybe, if
Speaker 1: you feel like it, maybe we can get some emosas
Speaker 1: and then we can not No, no, no, it doesn't work. Hey, ladies,
Speaker 1: there's a school board election next Tuesday. This school board
Speaker 1: election is really really important. It's really important that you
Speaker 1: go out and vote for Jesse and not Chris, because
Speaker 1: Chris is awful and Jesse's great. This is the kind
Speaker 1: of stuff that really matters for our kids. So if
Speaker 1: you need to carpool with me, I'm happy to drive
Speaker 1: you there. But hey, ladies, it's really important that you vote,
Speaker 1: and you vote for Vote for Jesse. Tell your friends
Speaker 1: who to vote for. And you know what, I've found
Speaker 1: what Actually, I've been a little bit amazed by how
Speaker 1: often I get thanked by my friends for that. You
Speaker 1: think you would think they would say, oh gosh, quit
Speaker 1: bothering me, or don't tell me who to vote for.
Speaker 1: The uninformed people in your life need you and want you.
Speaker 1: You are You know I talk about institutions we can trust.
Speaker 1: Did you know something about yourself? Did you know that
Speaker 1: you're an institution for the people in your life? In
Speaker 1: your church, in your neighborhood, in your friend circle, in
Speaker 1: your family circle. You are the institution they rely on
Speaker 1: for information. Did you know that you are unique? You
Speaker 1: care about this stuff, You get involved, you put it
Speaker 1: in your calendar. They don't. I know that frustrates you.
Speaker 1: It frustrates me. Fine, be that institution for the people
Speaker 1: in your life. They need your wisdom. They need your
Speaker 1: activism and they don't need you to be passive about it.
Speaker 1: As long as you vote no, tell them to vote,
Speaker 1: tell them who to vote for. Every single time, they
Speaker 1: will thank you for it. For the most part, I
Speaker 1: feel better, Chris, I feel better. What you think I'm
Speaker 1: too rude with my friends? I'm not. I am not.
Speaker 1: I am not. They thank me for it lots of
Speaker 1: the time, Chris, what what? I am direct? And no,
Speaker 1: I'm not that potty word you just used. No, I'm not, Chris,
Speaker 1: I disagree. I disagree. It's direct. Okay, it's not rude.
Speaker 1: It's direct. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a
Speaker 1: wonderful Friday. Remember you can email the show Jesse at
Speaker 1: Jesse kellyshow dot com. That's uh, let's check in on
Speaker 1: this little tidbit, shall we. So just a little set
Speaker 1: up here, the men and women's sports thing. It's a
Speaker 1: it's a very smart thing for Republicans to campaign on
Speaker 1: because you always cared about the tranning insanity. I always
Speaker 1: cared about the tranning insanity, and you, as the hyperinformed,
Speaker 1: you always knew that they were really going after kids hard.
Speaker 1: We have medical institutions in this country going after children
Speaker 1: hard because it's a moneymaker. Get some young boy to
Speaker 1: take a bunch of hormones and chop his penis off,
Speaker 1: you've guaranteed for yourself a customer the rest of his life,
Speaker 1: which will be about eighteen before he kills himself. So
Speaker 1: you know, you know, you know these things. They don't
Speaker 1: know these things. Normies don't know these things. But what
Speaker 1: normies do know is when they turn on high school sports,
Speaker 1: college sports and they see some pretty young lady in
Speaker 1: volleyball getting a ball spiked off her face so bad
Speaker 1: she goes into a coma. Even normies look at that
Speaker 1: and say, whoa, hey, no too far, No, No, that's bad.
Speaker 1: Normies think that way too. So the men and women's
Speaker 1: sports thing, it was a smart thing to focus on.
Speaker 1: Lenda McMahon, Department of Education Secretaries.
Speaker 2: What she said, how to announce the creation of the
Speaker 2: Title nine Special Investigations Team, consisting of attorneys and investigators
Speaker 2: from both of our agencies to adjudicate our ever increasing
Speaker 2: volume of Title nine investigations. We have received a staggering
Speaker 2: number of complaints about men competing in women's sports and
Speaker 2: invading women only intimate spaces that's why we're partnering with
Speaker 2: Attorney General Bondi's team to move even faster in order
Speaker 2: to protect women and girls.
Speaker 1: Why is this something so pervasive? Why is this something
Speaker 1: that is increasing in frequency instead of decreasing infrequency. Well,
Speaker 1: a couple different reasons, and actually falls right in mind
Speaker 1: with a lot of other things we've been talking about
Speaker 1: on the show. Communism. Remember, it's not bad, it's evil.
Speaker 1: It's demonic. It's a demonic religion of destruction, and so
Speaker 1: they're always looking for something new to destroy, always, always,
Speaker 1: always that we have to accept. But it's that lack
Speaker 1: of acceptance in people that's why we've been so passive
Speaker 1: about it, you see. And it's good again. I want
Speaker 1: to stress that it's good that Republicans are talking about
Speaker 1: men and women's sports because it's one of the things
Speaker 1: that made the issue important for the normies. But it's
Speaker 1: also important for people to understand, for all of us
Speaker 1: to understand pretending as if transsexual was real. That was
Speaker 1: the foot in the door they used that gave them
Speaker 1: everything else. That's what brought that dude into your daughter's
Speaker 1: locker room. That's what allowed that satanic teacher to teach
Speaker 1: your young son that he's actually a woman. The foot
Speaker 1: in the door was people on the right, with their
Speaker 1: niceness and politeness, acting as if tranny was a thing
Speaker 1: at all. It was never it will never be a thing.
Speaker 1: I don't care how much you play, mister potato head
Speaker 1: with your penis or your breasts. I don't care how
Speaker 1: many hormones you inject into your body. You cannot change
Speaker 1: the sex God gave you. Ever, under any circumstances. You
Speaker 1: can mutilate yourself beyond recognition and make yourself a miserable,
Speaker 1: carved up freak, but you can never, ever, ever, ever,
Speaker 1: ever change your sex for any reason. It's not possible.
Speaker 1: And you can say I'm a jerk, and I guess
Speaker 1: that's very fair. But our inability or unwillingness to speak
Speaker 1: basic truths to insane people, that is what has opened
Speaker 1: the door for all kinds of other evil to pour
Speaker 1: in to this day. In fact, I think I had
Speaker 1: somebody I don't want to name them anyway, I think
Speaker 1: I had somebody said that to me yesterday, yesterday or
Speaker 1: the day before. Hey, Jesse, I never cared when it
Speaker 1: was adults, man, But now that they're doing it to
Speaker 1: the kids, why didn't you care when it was the adults.
Speaker 1: If you were a man, I don't care. If you're
Speaker 1: fifty year years old and you believe you can chop
Speaker 1: your penis off and become a woman, you need help.
Speaker 1: You need real professional help. You're insane. Your mind is
Speaker 1: not working right for whatever reason, I don't know, and
Speaker 1: you need care and help. The last thing in the
Speaker 1: world you need is somebody telling you, yep, you're just
Speaker 1: a snip away bud. That's the last thing in the
Speaker 1: world you need. But the right is so afraid still
Speaker 1: to this day. We're getting better, but we're so afraid
Speaker 1: of stepping on too many toes, of being viewed as mean.
Speaker 1: The right does not want to be viewed as mean
Speaker 1: because America, well the American right, they have an extremely
Speaker 1: unhealthy obsession with nice. You know, kindness and niceness are
Speaker 1: not the same thing. Did you know that. I've used
Speaker 1: the example before. If I'm home and I've gained one
Speaker 1: hundred pounds, I'm just drinking sodas and just burgers and
Speaker 1: beer and pizza, and I don't exercise. If I gain
Speaker 1: one hundred pounds and turn tubby and I walk into
Speaker 1: the house and Mom tells me, oh, look at how
Speaker 1: handsome you are. What my handsome boy? You've never looked better.
Speaker 1: She's being nice. My father comes out and says, good
Speaker 1: freaking grief, what happened to you? You disgusting tubagoo. Put
Speaker 1: down the freaking pizza and go for a walk. Now
Speaker 1: you are fat and unhealthy. My mom was nice. My
Speaker 1: dad was kind, didn't sound kind. Fact hurt my feelings.
Speaker 1: That hurt my swollen heart. But my dad was kind.
Speaker 1: My dad loved me more in that moment. He cared
Speaker 1: enough about me. He was kind enough to me to
Speaker 1: tell me a hard truth that will see my life
Speaker 1: one day. My mom was nice. Nice is not good.
Speaker 1: This obsession with niceness is not good, and it's what
Speaker 1: kills us. Man kills us bad. Boutique Jesse, I forget.
Speaker 1: Why were we arguing about the boutique, Chris and how
Speaker 1: to say? I know you wanted to say it's stupid,
Speaker 1: you wanted to call it bootique, But what it's that bootique?
Speaker 1: It's boutique where I come from. What were we arguing
Speaker 1: about the plates? That's right? The plates I got for
Speaker 1: ob for Christmas that she obviously hates. I haven't seen
Speaker 1: him since, what are your thoughts on the dudes who
Speaker 1: use chapstick? Well, we were just talking about the tranny
Speaker 1: stuff anyway, he says, I'm secure enough in my manhood
Speaker 1: that I use it all the time. I just want
Speaker 1: to see where you land on the topic. Says I
Speaker 1: can say his name. His name is Tyler. He did
Speaker 1: go on to say, I realize it's a bit dangerous
Speaker 1: for you because you probably have to wrap both of
Speaker 1: your tiny hands around one to make it work. Listen, Tyler,
Speaker 1: I just got done talking about tranny's. You need help,
Speaker 1: is all. Every time you pull your little chap stick
Speaker 1: out and you're putting it on like lip closs in there,
Speaker 1: I know you feel fruity and feminine, because you are
Speaker 1: fruity and feminine. Real men they get the little mini
Speaker 1: jar when their lips get chapped. They get the little
Speaker 1: mini jar of Carmex, and they smear their finger on it.
Speaker 1: Quick Carmex wipe only on the top, not on the bottom.
Speaker 1: The second you start rubbing your finger on the bottom.
Speaker 1: The second your finger starts rubbing all over the lips,
Speaker 1: it's too far. Quick swipe of the Carmex. Quick wipe
Speaker 1: on the top of the lips. Then you can hear
Speaker 1: me doing it on the radio. Then you rub your
Speaker 1: lips together. The little can goes right back in your pocket,
Speaker 1: your finger that has Carmex on it. You do what
Speaker 1: any man would do. You stuff it in your pocket,
Speaker 1: the inside of your pocket. You wipe it off, or
Speaker 1: stick it in your armpit. Wipe it, Chris, you wipe
Speaker 1: it off inside of your armpit. You call it a day.
Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show, final segment of The
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show, before we sail off into the weekend.
Speaker 1: I would be it would just be flat out in
Speaker 1: negligence if I didn't play this little clip from Amy
Speaker 1: Clobchar today. She's of course trying to do the best
Speaker 1: she can to make this guy look like a nutball.
Speaker 1: And man, did he drop a bomb on clob Char
Speaker 1: Heroes and.
Speaker 6: Not in a partisan way, just normal. As a partner
Speaker 6: in a law firm, would you ever have you ever
Speaker 6: taken to social media to personally attack a judge who
Speaker 6: ruled against you? That's all my question.
Speaker 5: Is, Sarah, Thanks for the question. I think that attacking
Speaker 5: judges personally and not their reasoning, Well, let me just
Speaker 5: give you a quote.
Speaker 1: I want to tell you, Gorsuch.
Speaker 5: I want to tell you Cavanaugh, you have released the
Speaker 5: whirlwind and you will pay the price.
Speaker 1: Ask you want to.
Speaker 5: Know, you won't know what hit you if you go
Speaker 5: forward with those decisions. That was something that Center the
Speaker 5: Rumor said, and I thought it was awful, and it
Speaker 5: unleashed a wave of violent threats against Supreme Court justices.
Speaker 5: I do think that's problematic, that kind of language.
Speaker 6: I have no doubt the language is a problem on
Speaker 6: their left or right. I was just asking.
Speaker 1: You, that's so good. It's so good. I love I
Speaker 1: love that the right is developing teeth. We've talked about
Speaker 1: this so many times before, and to be honest, Trump
Speaker 1: does deserve a lot of credit for this. He deserves
Speaker 1: a lot of credit for changing the way Republicans feel
Speaker 1: like they have to talk to people. So long everybody
Speaker 1: was infected with this obsession of niceness. And now now
Speaker 1: that the right is waking up and realizing we're dealing
Speaker 1: with a completely different animal here now, well we're dealing
Speaker 1: with them more sternly. Did you see what Jim Banks said?
Speaker 1: Jim Banks is like the nicest person I've ever talked
Speaker 1: to in my life. He's Senator from Indiana, and there
Speaker 1: was some fired AJHS guy trying to track down Jim Banks.
Speaker 1: Listen to this.
Speaker 3: I was a worker at HHS.
Speaker 5: I was fired illegally on February fourteenth.
Speaker 3: Are there many people who are not getting social service programs?
Speaker 3: Especially people with disabilities? Are you gonna do anything to
Speaker 3: stop what's happening? You probably deserved it. I deserved it.
Speaker 3: I deserved it. Wow. Yeah, that's great to hear. Why
Speaker 3: did I deserve it? Because you seem like a clown.
Speaker 3: You shouldn't have.
Speaker 1: Said that you deserved it. Why because you seem like
Speaker 1: a clown? Not even ten years ago, every single Republican
Speaker 1: senator top to bottom. Wow, I'm really sorry about that.
Speaker 1: What's your name? Son?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Have my office look into your problem now? Now they're
Speaker 1: understanding the game, they're understanding all these people. No, you
Speaker 1: seem like a dirt ball. And maybe my favorite part
Speaker 1: of it, so you're gonna have to listen to the
Speaker 1: whole clip was a lady at the end who didn't
Speaker 1: get to finish her sentence because of the clip cut off.
Speaker 1: You shouldn't have said that on camera. I love this party.
Speaker 3: I was a worker at HHS. Is fired illegally on
Speaker 3: February fourteenth. There are many people who are not getting
Speaker 3: social service programs, especially people with disabilities. Are you gonna
Speaker 3: do anything to stop what's happening? You probably deserved it.
Speaker 3: I deserved it. I deserved it.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's great to hear. Why did I deserve it?
Speaker 3: Because you seem like a clown? Okay, sir, you shouldn't.
Speaker 1: Have said that up. Oh, okay, sir, you shouldn't have
Speaker 1: said that on camera. The American communist has lived in
Speaker 1: this world for so long where Republicans are a bunch
Speaker 1: of gutless wonders that they'll do everything they can to
Speaker 1: get something bad on camera, and then they'll run to
Speaker 1: splash it all over the internet. Oh my gosh, did
Speaker 1: you see what he said. It's become a source of
Speaker 1: their power because the mob's power, the communist power is
Speaker 1: the mob always has been whip up enough people into
Speaker 1: a frenzy, get a mob going, and then the communist
Speaker 1: who feels he's oppressed, then he gets to do the
Speaker 1: bullying that he gets to do the oppressing once the
Speaker 1: mob is on his side. That's how it's always worked,
Speaker 1: and they're just used to that world where Republicans will
Speaker 1: run and hide and duck and cover. I love it
Speaker 1: that it's changing. Oracle of oracles. I recently saw your
Speaker 1: ag Ken Paxton discuss a large Muslim population in Texas
Speaker 1: trying to establish a community with their laws. Sounds to
Speaker 1: me like they're trying to have a caliphate. Have they
Speaker 1: taken a page from the Communists and using our own
Speaker 1: words and morals against us? Well, islamis not all Muslim,
Speaker 1: but Islamis have been doing that in this country for
Speaker 1: a very long time, using our value. Well, don't you
Speaker 1: believe in freedom? I thought you said you believed in freedom. Hey, sorry,
Speaker 1: you can't come here. Hey, sorry, these are our laws.
Speaker 1: He sorry that they've been using that forever and again,
Speaker 1: Americans so obsessed with being nice have well, I mean
Speaker 1: I am tolerant after all. I believe the Founders and
Speaker 1: the It's pathetic, CHESSI. I just found out a long
Speaker 1: time friend is in need of a heart transplant. I'm
Speaker 1: praying for him, but there is a huge problem. In
Speaker 1: order for him to be saved, someone has to die.
Speaker 1: I'm really upset about this because I don't want anyone
Speaker 1: to die, but there is no other way. How would
Speaker 1: you reconcile this, and how would you pray to God
Speaker 1: for someone to die to save your friend. Maybe your
Speaker 1: audience can pray for this situation. Well, one, I want
Speaker 1: everybody to pray for this guy's sick friend. If you can,
Speaker 1: please say a prayer too. Someone has to die, you say,
Speaker 1: But it's a little ugly and a little heavy.
Speaker 6: But.
Speaker 1: Someone's going to die. Lots of people are going to die.
Speaker 1: Lots of people are going to die today, Lots of
Speaker 1: people are going to die tomorrow. And it might be me,
Speaker 1: it might be you were never promised another day. When
Speaker 1: I'm done with this show, and what a few minutes,
Speaker 1: five minutes, whatever, however long we have lived. When I'm
Speaker 1: done with this show, I'm going to get in my
Speaker 1: car and I'm going to drive home. And some dude,
Speaker 1: he may be paying his tab at the bar right now,
Speaker 1: finishing up his nineteenth shot of whiskey, and he's going
Speaker 1: to be driving one hundred and ten miles an hour,
Speaker 1: and he might t bone me on the way home.
Speaker 1: And it's been the last time you ever hear my voice.
Speaker 1: And I know that's a little dark and heavy, but
Speaker 1: that's the reality of it. That's how life goes, people die.
Speaker 1: We will all die. Your friend. You don't have to
Speaker 1: pray for anybody to die because someone's going to die anyway.
Speaker 1: Just say a prayer that your friend gets the trance
Speaker 1: planning needs, all right. Dear Burger boy, My instructor and
Speaker 1: I were discussing slaw. He says that apples in slaw
Speaker 1: is a new England thing. Have you ever seen this
Speaker 1: on your menu? Travels? For clarification, It's gross no matter
Speaker 1: where it is. Well, I actually, I actually do not
Speaker 1: have very strong opinions on apples in coalslaw. I don't
Speaker 1: feel strongly about it one way or the other because
Speaker 1: coalslaw is freaking gross. I don't care what you put
Speaker 1: in coalslaw, apples or raisins. I don't care if you
Speaker 1: put lugnuts in there. I'm still not going to eat it.
Speaker 1: You can flake little bits of gold on it, you
Speaker 1: can put bacon in it. I don't care what you do.
Speaker 1: Coles law is disgusting, and I'm tired of listening to
Speaker 1: people say it's not Hey, Jesse, it sounds like it's
Speaker 1: our turn for the long march through the institutions. Well,
Speaker 1: i'd say you were correct, in fact, allow me to
Speaker 1: leave you with this before we check out for the weekend,
Speaker 1: that election thing. Promise me this weekend you'll check in
Speaker 1: on your Secretary of State's website. And even if you
Speaker 1: don't do the whole year or something, the next two elections,
Speaker 1: the next two put them in your calendar. And then
Speaker 1: when that day gets here, maybe it's next week. When
Speaker 1: that day gets here, tell your friends and bring your friends.
Speaker 1: That's how we save the country, all right, enjoy your weekend.
Speaker 1: That's all.