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<v Speaker 1>A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome

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<v Speaker 1>to another edition of Idiotology with Lynchend Taco one on

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<v Speaker 1>one one w jr R.

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<v Speaker 2>But you're freaking idiots, all right.

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<v Speaker 3>This hour of the Lynchin Taco Show has brought you

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<v Speaker 3>by Petty's Meets on State Road four thirty four in Longwood,

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<v Speaker 3>just west of I four. Keep in mind, we are

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<v Speaker 3>closing in on Father's Day and dads like trust that

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<v Speaker 3>we're both dads. Like what Petty's has you know for

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<v Speaker 3>sale there on Father's Day? Everything they sell would be

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<v Speaker 3>great on Father's Day? Right, Taco Heck, we love petties.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what you do?

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<v Speaker 4>You get a gift card? There you go, then then

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<v Speaker 4>Pops can go in and figure out what he wants.

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<v Speaker 4>We have a really good promotion coming up of Father's

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<v Speaker 4>Day promotion.

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<v Speaker 2>I believe more on that, uh when we have it

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<v Speaker 2>for you here.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh.

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<v Speaker 3>In the meantime, though, go to Petty's Staeroid four thirty

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<v Speaker 3>four in Longwood, just west of I four. They're open

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<v Speaker 3>Monday through Saturday, ten to six. Good people there, and

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<v Speaker 3>I know they're listening right now. Thank you guys for

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<v Speaker 3>your support, Yes, thank you patties.

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<v Speaker 2>We love you. I know.

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<v Speaker 3>We have talked about this extensively as of late. The

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<v Speaker 3>level of the participation level in gambling now as a

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<v Speaker 3>percentage of the population is just it's remarkable the number

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<v Speaker 3>of people who wager on just about anything.

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<v Speaker 4>Because you can do it anywhere. Yeah, I'm all for it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, I think it's great. I do get concerned

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<v Speaker 4>at times for the college kids and you know, what

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<v Speaker 4>is right at their fingertips to get in trouble with.

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<v Speaker 4>But there's other things too. But remember, there's always a

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<v Speaker 4>number to call.

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<v Speaker 3>What right call the number if you think you might

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<v Speaker 3>have a gambling problem. There's a wagering site called Polymarkets.

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<v Speaker 3>All sorts of things you can place a bed on there,

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<v Speaker 3>including what you can wager on whether Jesus Christ will

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<v Speaker 3>return this year.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>If you make a bet on something to do with

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<v Speaker 4>the Lord, do you have a line on that.

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<v Speaker 3>There's nobody with inside information when he's ready to come back,

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<v Speaker 3>we're gonna find out.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm pretty sure of that. And even if I don't.

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<v Speaker 3>Know if anybody's gonna be around to collect, Yeah, he's

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<v Speaker 3>gonna be pissed.

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<v Speaker 4>That was what I was thinking. Even if you bet, oh,

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<v Speaker 4>he's not coming back, which, dear Lord, if you're listening,

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<v Speaker 4>I doubt you'd listen to this show. But I wouldn't

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<v Speaker 4>bet on it, you know what I'm saying. I'm not

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<v Speaker 4>betting on things like that because it's sac but.

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<v Speaker 2>You woantn't bet on Jesus the power of Jesus.

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<v Speaker 4>No, no, I'm saying, I'm not gonna gamble with Jesus' involved.

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<v Speaker 4>But even if you did bet that, okay, wow, that's

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<v Speaker 4>deep that he won't be back the end of the year.

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<v Speaker 4>And if you if he does come back, your dead anyway.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, by the way, in case you're just interested of

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<v Speaker 3>you wondering. Currently, it looks like according to the wagers

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<v Speaker 3>that have been placed so far, three percent believe looks

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<v Speaker 3>like Jesus may return. So it's a long shot for

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<v Speaker 3>this year, but that those three percent, if you know

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<v Speaker 3>they hit, they're gonna hit big apparently.

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<v Speaker 4>And Jesus is probably gonna, you know, spare them for

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<v Speaker 4>having faith and believing. There you go, somebody's getting their data.

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<v Speaker 4>A gift card for free beer at Petty's Meets. You

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<v Speaker 4>don't have to get it's a it's a free beer

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<v Speaker 4>when you walk anyway, it's a shopping bea.

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<v Speaker 3>You do have plenty of beer you can purchase there

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<v Speaker 3>as well. Thank you for that. So, you know, I

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<v Speaker 3>gotta be honest. I've only been in the All the

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<v Speaker 3>grocery store chain. I've only gone to that store a

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<v Speaker 3>couple of times.

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<v Speaker 2>I've been.

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<v Speaker 3>They've been a thing. And the thing that really struck

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<v Speaker 3>me is at the core of what this next story

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<v Speaker 3>is about.

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<v Speaker 4>It's shopping carts.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, you can put a quarter in or something.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, all right, it's pretty smart though to somebody who

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<v Speaker 4>didn't take it off to their apartment, right, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>if you're worried about a quarter. I always love those

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<v Speaker 4>ones that I'm driving home and you know, drive by

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<v Speaker 4>an apartment and there's two shopping carts flipped upside down.

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks, that's not an I sore.

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<v Speaker 3>I used to have to go shag those from Osowski's

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<v Speaker 3>at the Section eight housing across the street.

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<v Speaker 2>They lay a pack.

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<v Speaker 3>I really didn't even think about it neither. Today apparently,

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<v Speaker 3>send the sixteen year old bag boy over to shag

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<v Speaker 3>carts in the Section eight housing project.

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<v Speaker 4>They set my brother out to get carts in it

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<v Speaker 4>huge pouring rain, and lightning, and he goes like this.

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<v Speaker 4>He goes, nah, you go get that blanket carts quit. Well,

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<v Speaker 4>all these is being sued again for what do you

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<v Speaker 4>think I was gonna say the carts? That is discrimination

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<v Speaker 4>or someone is it?

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<v Speaker 3>They're being sued by the company that has such brands

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<v Speaker 3>as Oreo, Chips, Hoy, and Nutter Butter.

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<v Speaker 2>For doing the knockoffs the packaging.

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<v Speaker 3>And that was what I was getting at the few

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<v Speaker 3>times that had been all these That's what really struck

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<v Speaker 3>me is how similar their store brands are made to

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<v Speaker 3>look to the actual name brand products.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm like, how do they get away with that?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, apparently they really roll the dice on it, because

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<v Speaker 3>this is not the first manufacturer that has sued Aldi

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<v Speaker 3>over this. We're claiming blatant copies of these uh you know,

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<v Speaker 3>protected items, name brand items likely to deceive and confuse customers. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna bring this up again. And you have to

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<v Speaker 3>have been around the block for a little while to

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<v Speaker 3>remember when before store brands were a little bit more

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<v Speaker 3>jazzed up to look, you know, with colors and designs

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<v Speaker 3>and stuff. Generics were as generic as every single thing

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<v Speaker 3>was just black and white packaging with a label that

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<v Speaker 3>would say what the productise if there was a flower, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>the flower, you know, beans whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>There was no there was no.

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<v Speaker 3>Confusion, no sense of anybody gonna get confused everywhere. In fact,

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<v Speaker 3>I'll go back to a soownski skin. We had all

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<v Speaker 3>the generics on one aisle. They all had their just

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<v Speaker 3>one aisle of generic.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the way to do it. They weren't mixed in

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<v Speaker 2>with all the other products.

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<v Speaker 4>I think that's the way to do it, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>because if I'm if I'm shopping generic, I'm going to

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<v Speaker 4>go down that aisle definitely because I'm gonna save some

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<v Speaker 4>money on it.

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<v Speaker 3>But what where what happened where that stopped being a

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<v Speaker 3>thing and it went to where the store brands have

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<v Speaker 3>their own you know.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't quote me on this because I don't want to,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, be sued. So this is alleged. I think

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<v Speaker 4>all that went out the door when certain places had

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<v Speaker 4>like their own version of soda and they'd call it like,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, doctor check.

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<v Speaker 2>Which they still do.

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<v Speaker 4>I know, I know, I think that that is when

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<v Speaker 4>when it got edgy. You know what, they gave me

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<v Speaker 4>a get the generic. I love me a doctor check back.

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<v Speaker 4>In the day, somebody said in Parlay, we pray we

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<v Speaker 4>watch it.

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<v Speaker 2>You were you're playing with holy water there and it

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<v Speaker 2>might be a three percenter there.

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<v Speaker 4>Man this one said he got a call from Jesus

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<v Speaker 4>that he's coming back in two thoy and thirty five.

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<v Speaker 3>And finally, as there's this I mentioned Father's Day, we

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<v Speaker 3>are we're talking about a few minutes ago taco So.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait it so is that lawsuit going through a lawsuit?

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<v Speaker 3>It's been filed now, yes, by Mandelaz International that manufactured Oreo, chips,

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<v Speaker 3>Awai and Utter butter, among other things.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, we'll see.

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<v Speaker 3>Speaking of Father's Day, Natty Light getting in on the action.

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<v Speaker 3>I have a post with their latest marketing ploy.

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<v Speaker 2>Is it Daddy Light? No? No, Uh the.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a toolbar, is what it is. And they got

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<v Speaker 3>Richard carn Know from Home Improvement. We interviewed that dye. Well,

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<v Speaker 3>they got him pitching this thing. It's basically a workbench

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<v Speaker 3>disguised as a bar with a dartboard and they've made

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<v Speaker 3>one of these that you can win in a giveaway.

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<v Speaker 3>And uh, well, want to let him explain.

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<v Speaker 5>Fritchard carn here, let me tell you the one thing

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<v Speaker 5>your dad wants for Father's Day this year, the official

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<v Speaker 5>Natural Light Toolbar, the only in home collapsible workspace from

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<v Speaker 5>America's Crafty Is Beer Company. Natural lights just unlock, unfold,

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<v Speaker 5>and unleash unlimited possibilities. And that's not all.

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<v Speaker 2>When you tuck the toolbar away, you'll have lots.

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<v Speaker 3>Of extra space for you.

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<v Speaker 5>Got it, your very own built in natural light dartboard

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<v Speaker 5>pulls up.

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<v Speaker 2>So there's Father's Day.

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<v Speaker 5>Get your pops the ultimate DIY dad, give get them

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<v Speaker 5>the Natural Light toolbar.

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<v Speaker 3>Now since they're only giving away one of these, and

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<v Speaker 3>you can see what this thing looks like on our

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<v Speaker 3>Facebook page. They also, knowing that many dads are handy,

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<v Speaker 3>have included plans on how to build your own okay

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<v Speaker 3>work bench slash tool bar.

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<v Speaker 4>I thought I caught that d i y in there,

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<v Speaker 4>and I was thinking, you know what, I I don't

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<v Speaker 4>want to build my own. I want that guy from

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<v Speaker 4>tool Time to come over and build it for me.

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<v Speaker 4>We'll hang out and have a natty, right, Naddy.

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<v Speaker 3>It's pretty cool though, a little uh take on the

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<v Speaker 3>traditional workbench.

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<v Speaker 4>They're giving you a bunch of beer too, because I

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<v Speaker 4>think I saw a bunch of beer there. Well, how about.

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<v Speaker 4>Are they also giving you that neon light back there?

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<v Speaker 4>Is that what attracted neighbors? A nice neon natty light.

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<v Speaker 3>All you need is uh, the old school center fold

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<v Speaker 3>over the workbenchco fair. If you're still a rocking a

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<v Speaker 3>centerfold over your work bench, God bless you man you are.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm jealous. You know what my wife and she pulled

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<v Speaker 1>One w j r R, Orlando's rock station,