Speaker 1: A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome
Speaker 1: to another edition of Idiotology with Lynchend Taco one on
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Speaker 2: But you're freaking idiots, all right.
Speaker 3: This hour of the Lynchin Taco Show has brought you
Speaker 3: by Petty's Meets on State Road four thirty four in Longwood,
Speaker 3: just west of I four. Keep in mind, we are
Speaker 3: closing in on Father's Day and dads like trust that
Speaker 3: we're both dads. Like what Petty's has you know for
Speaker 3: sale there on Father's Day? Everything they sell would be
Speaker 3: great on Father's Day? Right, Taco Heck, we love petties.
Speaker 2: You know what you do?
Speaker 4: You get a gift card? There you go, then then
Speaker 4: Pops can go in and figure out what he wants.
Speaker 4: We have a really good promotion coming up of Father's
Speaker 4: Day promotion.
Speaker 2: I believe more on that, uh when we have it
Speaker 2: for you here.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 3: In the meantime, though, go to Petty's Staeroid four thirty
Speaker 3: four in Longwood, just west of I four. They're open
Speaker 3: Monday through Saturday, ten to six. Good people there, and
Speaker 3: I know they're listening right now. Thank you guys for
Speaker 3: your support, Yes, thank you patties.
Speaker 2: We love you. I know.
Speaker 3: We have talked about this extensively as of late. The
Speaker 3: level of the participation level in gambling now as a
Speaker 3: percentage of the population is just it's remarkable the number
Speaker 3: of people who wager on just about anything.
Speaker 4: Because you can do it anywhere. Yeah, I'm all for it. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I mean, I think it's great. I do get concerned
Speaker 4: at times for the college kids and you know, what
Speaker 4: is right at their fingertips to get in trouble with.
Speaker 4: But there's other things too. But remember, there's always a
Speaker 4: number to call.
Speaker 3: What right call the number if you think you might
Speaker 3: have a gambling problem. There's a wagering site called Polymarkets.
Speaker 3: All sorts of things you can place a bed on there,
Speaker 3: including what you can wager on whether Jesus Christ will
Speaker 3: return this year.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: If you make a bet on something to do with
Speaker 4: the Lord, do you have a line on that.
Speaker 3: There's nobody with inside information when he's ready to come back,
Speaker 3: we're gonna find out.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure of that. And even if I don't.
Speaker 3: Know if anybody's gonna be around to collect, Yeah, he's
Speaker 3: gonna be pissed.
Speaker 4: That was what I was thinking. Even if you bet, oh,
Speaker 4: he's not coming back, which, dear Lord, if you're listening,
Speaker 4: I doubt you'd listen to this show. But I wouldn't
Speaker 4: bet on it, you know what I'm saying. I'm not
Speaker 4: betting on things like that because it's sac but.
Speaker 2: You woantn't bet on Jesus the power of Jesus.
Speaker 4: No, no, I'm saying, I'm not gonna gamble with Jesus' involved.
Speaker 4: But even if you did bet that, okay, wow, that's
Speaker 4: deep that he won't be back the end of the year.
Speaker 4: And if you if he does come back, your dead anyway.
Speaker 3: Yeah, by the way, in case you're just interested of
Speaker 3: you wondering. Currently, it looks like according to the wagers
Speaker 3: that have been placed so far, three percent believe looks
Speaker 3: like Jesus may return. So it's a long shot for
Speaker 3: this year, but that those three percent, if you know
Speaker 3: they hit, they're gonna hit big apparently.
Speaker 4: And Jesus is probably gonna, you know, spare them for
Speaker 4: having faith and believing. There you go, somebody's getting their data.
Speaker 4: A gift card for free beer at Petty's Meets. You
Speaker 4: don't have to get it's a it's a free beer
Speaker 4: when you walk anyway, it's a shopping bea.
Speaker 3: You do have plenty of beer you can purchase there
Speaker 3: as well. Thank you for that. So, you know, I
Speaker 3: gotta be honest. I've only been in the All the
Speaker 3: grocery store chain. I've only gone to that store a
Speaker 3: couple of times.
Speaker 2: I've been.
Speaker 3: They've been a thing. And the thing that really struck
Speaker 3: me is at the core of what this next story
Speaker 3: is about.
Speaker 4: It's shopping carts.
Speaker 2: No, no, you can put a quarter in or something.
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, it's pretty smart though to somebody who
Speaker 4: didn't take it off to their apartment, right, you know,
Speaker 4: if you're worried about a quarter. I always love those
Speaker 4: ones that I'm driving home and you know, drive by
Speaker 4: an apartment and there's two shopping carts flipped upside down.
Speaker 2: Thanks, that's not an I sore.
Speaker 3: I used to have to go shag those from Osowski's
Speaker 3: at the Section eight housing across the street.
Speaker 2: They lay a pack.
Speaker 3: I really didn't even think about it neither. Today apparently,
Speaker 3: send the sixteen year old bag boy over to shag
Speaker 3: carts in the Section eight housing project.
Speaker 4: They set my brother out to get carts in it
Speaker 4: huge pouring rain, and lightning, and he goes like this.
Speaker 4: He goes, nah, you go get that blanket carts quit. Well,
Speaker 4: all these is being sued again for what do you
Speaker 4: think I was gonna say the carts? That is discrimination
Speaker 4: or someone is it?
Speaker 3: They're being sued by the company that has such brands
Speaker 3: as Oreo, Chips, Hoy, and Nutter Butter.
Speaker 2: For doing the knockoffs the packaging.
Speaker 3: And that was what I was getting at the few
Speaker 3: times that had been all these That's what really struck
Speaker 3: me is how similar their store brands are made to
Speaker 3: look to the actual name brand products.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, how do they get away with that?
Speaker 3: Well, apparently they really roll the dice on it, because
Speaker 3: this is not the first manufacturer that has sued Aldi
Speaker 3: over this. We're claiming blatant copies of these uh you know,
Speaker 3: protected items, name brand items likely to deceive and confuse customers. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna bring this up again. And you have to
Speaker 3: have been around the block for a little while to
Speaker 3: remember when before store brands were a little bit more
Speaker 3: jazzed up to look, you know, with colors and designs
Speaker 3: and stuff. Generics were as generic as every single thing
Speaker 3: was just black and white packaging with a label that
Speaker 3: would say what the productise if there was a flower, yeah,
Speaker 3: the flower, you know, beans whatever.
Speaker 2: There was no there was no.
Speaker 3: Confusion, no sense of anybody gonna get confused everywhere. In fact,
Speaker 3: I'll go back to a soownski skin. We had all
Speaker 3: the generics on one aisle. They all had their just
Speaker 3: one aisle of generic.
Speaker 2: That's the way to do it. They weren't mixed in
Speaker 2: with all the other products.
Speaker 4: I think that's the way to do it, you know,
Speaker 4: because if I'm if I'm shopping generic, I'm going to
Speaker 4: go down that aisle definitely because I'm gonna save some
Speaker 4: money on it.
Speaker 3: But what where what happened where that stopped being a
Speaker 3: thing and it went to where the store brands have
Speaker 3: their own you know.
Speaker 4: Don't quote me on this because I don't want to,
Speaker 4: you know, be sued. So this is alleged. I think
Speaker 4: all that went out the door when certain places had
Speaker 4: like their own version of soda and they'd call it like,
Speaker 4: you know, doctor check.
Speaker 2: Which they still do.
Speaker 4: I know, I know, I think that that is when
Speaker 4: when it got edgy. You know what, they gave me
Speaker 4: a get the generic. I love me a doctor check back.
Speaker 4: In the day, somebody said in Parlay, we pray we
Speaker 4: watch it.
Speaker 2: You were you're playing with holy water there and it
Speaker 2: might be a three percenter there.
Speaker 4: Man this one said he got a call from Jesus
Speaker 4: that he's coming back in two thoy and thirty five.
Speaker 3: And finally, as there's this I mentioned Father's Day, we
Speaker 3: are we're talking about a few minutes ago taco So.
Speaker 2: Wait it so is that lawsuit going through a lawsuit?
Speaker 3: It's been filed now, yes, by Mandelaz International that manufactured Oreo, chips,
Speaker 3: Awai and Utter butter, among other things.
Speaker 2: All right, we'll see.
Speaker 3: Speaking of Father's Day, Natty Light getting in on the action.
Speaker 3: I have a post with their latest marketing ploy.
Speaker 2: Is it Daddy Light? No? No, Uh the.
Speaker 3: It's a toolbar, is what it is. And they got
Speaker 3: Richard carn Know from Home Improvement. We interviewed that dye. Well,
Speaker 3: they got him pitching this thing. It's basically a workbench
Speaker 3: disguised as a bar with a dartboard and they've made
Speaker 3: one of these that you can win in a giveaway.
Speaker 3: And uh, well, want to let him explain.
Speaker 5: Fritchard carn here, let me tell you the one thing
Speaker 5: your dad wants for Father's Day this year, the official
Speaker 5: Natural Light Toolbar, the only in home collapsible workspace from
Speaker 5: America's Crafty Is Beer Company. Natural lights just unlock, unfold,
Speaker 5: and unleash unlimited possibilities. And that's not all.
Speaker 2: When you tuck the toolbar away, you'll have lots.
Speaker 3: Of extra space for you.
Speaker 5: Got it, your very own built in natural light dartboard
Speaker 5: pulls up.
Speaker 2: So there's Father's Day.
Speaker 5: Get your pops the ultimate DIY dad, give get them
Speaker 5: the Natural Light toolbar.
Speaker 3: Now since they're only giving away one of these, and
Speaker 3: you can see what this thing looks like on our
Speaker 3: Facebook page. They also, knowing that many dads are handy,
Speaker 3: have included plans on how to build your own okay
Speaker 3: work bench slash tool bar.
Speaker 4: I thought I caught that d i y in there,
Speaker 4: and I was thinking, you know what, I I don't
Speaker 4: want to build my own. I want that guy from
Speaker 4: tool Time to come over and build it for me.
Speaker 4: We'll hang out and have a natty, right, Naddy.
Speaker 3: It's pretty cool though, a little uh take on the
Speaker 3: traditional workbench.
Speaker 4: They're giving you a bunch of beer too, because I
Speaker 4: think I saw a bunch of beer there. Well, how about.
Speaker 4: Are they also giving you that neon light back there?
Speaker 4: Is that what attracted neighbors? A nice neon natty light.
Speaker 3: All you need is uh, the old school center fold
Speaker 3: over the workbenchco fair. If you're still a rocking a
Speaker 3: centerfold over your work bench, God bless you man you are.
Speaker 2: I'm jealous. You know what my wife and she pulled
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